Hey Riddle Riddle - #278: Passando a bola

Episode Date: November 15, 2023

On today's ep, we get right down to it. And by it, we mean reviewing Vegas magic shows. But after that we get straight to what everyone loves: some of JPC's bullshit. Okay, but then we do some riddles. All that plus we have two too many cooks, some hyper-competitive siblings, lonely workers in the dark of night, and an audition of a lifetime. Starring:Adal RifaiJohn Patrick CoanErin KeifEditing by: Casey ToneyTheme by: Arne ParrottLogo by: Emily Kardamis & Emmaline MorrisWant more? Get Weekly Bonus Eps on Patreon!Want merch? Visit our TeePublic Store! or pins, buttons & printsWant to mail us something? Hey Riddle Riddle 6351 W Montrose Ave #267Chicago, IL, 60634Want to leave us a voicemail? Call (805) RIDDLE-1 or (805-743-3531)Want to advertise on the show? Check out Hey Riddle Riddle via Gumball.fmThis episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/RIDDLE and get on your way to being your best self.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Adamify. Whoa. My name is Max Love Griefsley and I can't confirm or deny. You can't just say that name and pretend it's normal. Why? I'm gonna say. Whoa. All right, you got me go ahead. You got me go ahead. Yeah, we're cool. Yeah, hi, five man. You are a firefight, you are Aaron Keef. Uh, yeah, who's that name?

My name is Max Love Griefsley, I can't confirm or deny that I am a member or an associate of the United States federal government. Well, you are. Otherwise, you wouldn't say that. Nobody comes up and says, I can't confirm or deny and then sells knives. But you understand how I can't confirm or deny that that's that I am in any association with the United States federal government. Every time we enter the door, it gets contentious.

No matter who it is. And pedantic. Yes. Let's try to be good. Okay. Let's try to be good. Yes. Okay, let's try be good. Yes. Okay, the Titches and Pidetic doesn't sound like the United States federal government. So probably that's just one another clue to say that I can't prop.

I'm here on business that is unofficial and yet very official. He left the clause for government. And I'm here on business that was never here. And yet I was never here. Do you understand? Yeah. Okay, this has got to be about JPC or the alien that crashed in our backyard. Oh, yeah. Or the alien that crashed in our backyard. Good point, Adel. We get a lot of calls about that. You can keep them. I get I am here

for a very specific reason. And it is to inform the two of you of the passing of one of your relatives. We can neither confirm or deny. He was at the service of you of the passing of one of your relatives, we can either confirm or deny. He was at the service of the United States government at the time of his death. JPC was a spy. We can't confirm or deny the place that he died, what he was doing. I'm sorry to say that your uncle, Marcos, has passed away. Oh, oh, no, Uncle Marcos. Aaron, can I see you two feet back here?

Of course. Do you have an Uncle Marcos? No, absolutely. No. Wait, wasn't this guy's name Marcos slippery wet or something? My name is Maglevs. Whoa, you can't come in. You can't come in.

Back up, buddy. Back up, back up, back up. I see you can't come in. Aminit domain, not that I met from the government. Okay, Aaron, we know he's not a vampire. Okay. That if they apart from him. We did invite Aaron, we know he's not a vampire. Okay. We did invite him in. We don't have an uncle Marcos.

We don't have an uncle Marcos. We watch Narcos on Netflix. You probably know him by his full name. Your uncle, Marcos Santa. Uncle Santa. Uncle Santa's dead. And he works for the government and we're related to him. Take a firmer tonight. I guess, well, actually, I for the government and we're related to him.

I guess actually I guess he listed us as only next to Ken. Oh my gosh. He's dead. Thank God. Thank God. Can we see the body? I want to confirm. I want to see with my own fucking eyes.

I unfortunately cannot honor that request at this time. I just want you to know what he is dead and the United States federal government, which I'm not a member of wipes his hands of him I didn't know that. I wish you're in the office. I wish you good luck Let's celebrate and I wish you a happy rest of your day is JPC dead to What about what about the guy who just knows who everyone is? I thought maybe no I don't know who JPC is man Can I say something? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I say something? No, no, no, no, no. You keep him.

We don't want him to be. We need to JPC. Be landed in our backyard. We need to JPC. Well, I guess Aaron, what do we do from here? I mean, Uncle Santa was all first. I was the fucking worst, but he was legally our uncle because he went to court and signed those documents, even though we didn't agree to it.

And I guess we now own whatever Uncle Santa's own since we were his next of kin. So he had that was a particularly nasty number two. And I couldn't find the bathroom. We what did I miss, Uncle Santa's dead. Oh, we're gonna go to Chili's and celebrate. Oh, Chili's too, Aaron. Wow, I'm sorry, you guys loved him, right? No, we hated him.

We hated Uncle Santa. Listen back to that episode. I hated that. He is. Interesting. I guess I wasn't there for that episode, so I don't technically know how you felt about him. Yeah, well, listen to that an episode I'm not on.

Where were you? You said you had entered a beauty contest? I said I got second place at a beauty contest. And you won $100? It was $100, gives the certificate to Chile. So I guess I'd buy you. Nah, nah, nah, nah. You got my baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'd say improv that in riddles. Yeah, that's what we like. We like improv in riddles. And then we also like building a continuous narrative.

So maybe information that happens in this episode will affect future episodes. We just don't know. I can't imagine. I can't imagine that. A thousand years since we recorded. Did I miss anything? Biggest gap.

Worldwide politically, no. I think the biggest gap is in, I want to say, where's the biggest gap? Times Square, right? Ariana Strange. Oh, the biggest gap. Yes, the biggest gap. No, they got a pretty big one of the Ariana Strait as well.

It's in nobody goes. No, they have a huge old Navy there. Get your fast straight. That's right. Yeah. Yeah, nothing happened in the world since our last recording. So, hey, honestly, the biggest gap, Alfredi Newman. I guess I'm just fishing for people to say, Aaron, what did you get up to?

And I get to say, guys, I saw the Chris Angel mine freak show in Vegas. I was sort of fishing for that. Aaron, but that's fine. You probably don't want to hear about how I saw mind-freak and Vegas. Aaron, is that old mind-freak still kicking around? Yeah, he is. And it's unwatchable. He's so chatty for a magic show.

Here's the thing. I don't consider him a real magician, Allah, pen and teller, Lance Burton, et cetera, because his shirts are so busy, yes, his shirts are so busy that they distract, they are distracting to any audience member, anybody who's participating in a magic trick.

Now any good magician knows, misdirection is your friend. You need misdirection, but a busy, busy and hard teacher. She's the greatest teacher of all, misdirection. Yes, well, she's married now. She's a Mrs. director. How was my talk? Miss Machance.

Bad. Miss Machance. Well, you still have Miss Machance. You could make her miss miss Machance. I'm not miss Machance by now I do legitimately want to know about my freak. Uh, well So this I'll just give you why I went we were Invagus for a couple days for a concert. Okay, And we were swimming in the pool of our hotel. And we could see what we would have phrased that. The mind freak poster on the Planet Hollywood hotel.

And we were laughing so hard about it. We're like, what is that even like? Sean at a slot machine won some money. He won like 200 and something dollars. Very exciting. Celebrate. Yeah, this is Sean. One like 200 and something dollars. Very exciting. Celebrate. Yeah, celebrate.

He upgraded, got the best seat that money could buy at mind-free. For us. The whole, first of all, I've never laughed harder in my life than I did at the show. It is so bad. And then I was also laughing so hard. Thank you for how much money we gave to,

not very good person. Bit of a problematic show. I would not recommend you spending your money on that. He did like a couple tricks. He was drinking out of a red solo cup the whole time. He was chaught chatty and I've never laughed hard in my life. If you can upgrade to the best seats in a Vegas show for two people for $200 something wrong.

Yeah. And he went, at least the show was better than Cirque du So Shit. And I was like, okay, that was worth all the money. Thank you. Here is a one star review from four months ago for Chris Angels, Mind Freak. A washed up magician who literally killed a bird during his performance and threw it out of his jacket. The first 20 minutes of the performance was just a YouTube montage of every time his name has ever been said ever. The show was filled with so many unnecessary sexual jokes

in bad taste, which will not hold up well for much longer. I would say probably not at all. The trick wires were obvious and the razor blade trick video was obviously pre-recorded. I looked up to Chris Agile as a kid, but a performer is supposed to alter his performance as he ages to not look like an immature, narcissistic egomaniac who chooses to include cheating on his wife at his daily show. I feel kind

of bad for him. He looks exhausted. Glad he donates money, but it's time for retirement. But it was actually hilarious for it to watch Chris Angel put zero effort into a terribly funny, not supposed to be choreographed, fight scene. I told you the funny shit I've ever seen you guys. Wait, what? He was fighting like he was in a video game, but he was kicking maybe four inches off the ground. He was like, these guys would run at him and he would be like, like, little kid swing kicking

at these guys. Is it magic? No, no, and I was crying laughing. There was also a video halfway through that was a montage of people like on the street being like, Chris Angel, can you levitate me? And then it would like cut to him levitating. I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Chris Angel, can you levitate us?

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. It is, I will say that review is so spot on. It's incredible. I got to say reading the one star reviews of Chris Angels, Myd Freak are very fun. A lot of people didn't really enjoy the show, I will say. I kept looking over at Sean and he was just wincing and I was like, we could have gotten

an incredible dinner instead of doing this. We've done literally anything. We could spoon the best buffet ever. Every time I've seen a show, I've almost gone to character top show several times at the I want to say it's at the Luxor But I always bail last minute Every time I've seen a show in Vegas it is a sea of coughs Here and did you experience this yes of coughs? It is nonstop It's like someone talking or something happening or a song and it's just

80 people coughing because people in Vegas A lot of them tend to be older. So it's just non-stop coffee. Oh, oh, I thought you met from the people on stage Like someone's doing like a fucking play and I was Teller would not stop coughing Well, I spent two weeks in Italy and Montenegro, but we do not have time for that. J.B. Z. Let's go ahead and get us this little. Well, something that I did is I wrote a little game. So we all are familiar with our friend Sandy,

who was just here last week and his little game. So I have a little variety of a Sandy inspired game. And I'm not really stepping on his toes because it's very JPC. So we're going to be playing... We'll see if you can be sent to the C-Synasis. D-C-Synasis. We're're gonna be playing... We'll see if you can be playing... We'll see if you can be playing... ...the C-Synasis. The C-Synasis.

We're gonna be playing a little idiom game. So I have for you some idioms that are relatively common in the American parlance. If you've never heard one of them before, I totally understand. But what we are going to do is I'm gonna be giving you an idiom, a phrase, right? And you are gonna be telling me where you think I think that phrase came from, okay? JPC, can I say something? Sure.

Famously, I don't know, five or six years ago. I did a Patriot episode called, Praise the Roof, where I was doing idioms. And then Sandy brought this in a couple months ago. So if anything, you're stepping on my tip. Yeah, but you had six, what had six years to return in that idea? Okay, that's fair. At this point, I could start doing state series and know what could play be. Aaron?

Aaron? It's got like two months since I've done monster. Aaron, is that right? Yes. You think so. Two months. Yes. Okay, let's stalling to look up.

You're first of all, there has to be a gap between them because I'm only in charging of one in three episodes. Man those gaps pop up so fast. How are they still in this? Yeah, it's a stretch. And then second of all, I had to wait to do the Connecticut one until my friend Michael sent me a sound bite of it and I'm not gonna jump the order.

Wow, that's fair. I appreciate that. So we have to guess. In Aaron's defense, It has been only two months since the last eight one. Was May two months ago or was May, help me out, was May two months ago or six months ago. Good at anyone. It doesn't matter. That's not part of my game. Hey, that's not part of my game. Okay. KCR HR. Who's HR? Let me check my calendar. Unfortunately, I am definitely a char. Which is awful.

That's all this is for everybody. All the listeners went, what? No, no. What? Remember, a place I worked in Chicago, it was like a tech startup. We didn't have an HR person forever and our just like office manager

was also like kind of de facto HR just such a wild experience. Okay, so here I'm going to give you a comment at idiom and you're going to tell me where you think I think this idiom is from. Okay, interesting. I hope that you can get it exactly as spot on, but I will give points to whoever gets closest. Okay, so Aaron looks like for this game we both need to slip into the mind of JPC and we're both in a coma. Aaron. It shouldn't hurt. It should feel good. It should be bad, but it should feel good. Okay, your first one is hair of the dog that bit you. Hair of the dog that bit you.

Okay, where do you think I think that came from? Here are the dog that bitch you. Are you both familiar with this? Yes, absolutely. It's about if you're hungover or something, you have a little little tuck of alcohol in the morning to stave off the symptoms of a hangover. It doesn't have to be in the morning. Sometimes you get hungover at like you know three o'clock in the afternoon. Now I think originally this came from in old in England. And Adel, I'm just telling you right now that's not gonna help you. If you were a bit by a wall.

Okay. Okay, but that will wear off now we're talking. Okay, so I think you think. What do you think I think this came from? Okay, interesting. Hair of the dog that bit you. I think. Got it that bit you.

Jamesy, I think what it the dog that bitch you. I think- I think that bitch you. Jamesy, I think what it means is that if spaghetti, if you're on the couch, plug all their skate, whatever, number, whatever, and spaghetti keeps biting you, she is telling you to take her to the salon. So you go get spaghetti a perm. So it's a thing of like,

she look good with the perm. You think it's when a dog wants a makeover or a blowout that they will bite you until they get what they want. I used to be getting a blowout and she's like, I said chicken parm. I think that you can I guess as well. Yes, Aaron, you can guess as well. I think we're supposed to win. When you go out and party and you eat a bunch of dog hair and then you wake up and you feel kind of sick.

And then you go in order to not feel sick all day, I should eat some more dog hair. I'm gonna read the answer, and you guys can tell me who you think is closest. Great. It used to be legal to let dogs drink alcohol because scholars thought that since dogs don't sweat, they would process the alcohol by growing it out of their hair.

And drunks who have been cut off used to eat big handfuls of dog hair to get a buzz. Now dogs don't like getting their hair pulled, so they would often bite the, let's be honest here, man, who was trying to eat their hair, which would cause a lot of pain, and the only self of that pain would be to get even drunker, so they would of course be reaching for the hair of the dog. That bitch you. Aaron?

Adal, are you happy for me? I'm scared. Adal, be happy for me. You can be both two things to be true at once. You shouldn't be scared. You should be feeling bliss. The bliss that Aaron feels. Aaron feels.

You get correct. Your next idiom. Thank you, Adal. Monkey business. Monkey business. Okay, what do you think I think monkey business came from? Adal, you take it. Okay, I think Aaron, I think we're probably both

on the same wavelength here. I assume JBC, you think monkey business came from when little monkey bones opened. He went to that abandoned mall and he bought one a kiosk and he opened up his own lids. Now, lids is usually a full on store, but he had little monkey bones lids, which was just the kiosk. Now he only had five or six baseball caps or lids as they refer to. Yes. And he went broke. And of course, going broke made him go insane.

He started eating a ton of dog hair and he got drunk off that. Uh-huh. That's where I think you think they came from. Okay. That's okay. So Lids, dog hair, drunk, and the mall. I got it. In 1981, a bunch of monkeys took over a five leans in Santa Fe, New Mexico. At first, it was going okay. After, which is a couple weeks, holiday season hit, Black Friday through Christmas. Absolute chaos.

These monkeys could not run a business. And that's where we get monkey business from because that you go, that's all chaos and silliness. You're running this like the monkeys did in 1981 at Phyland in Santa Fe, New Mexico. I'll let you guys decide who was a little closer. This is pretty straightforward. And the strike waves of the 1910s employers briefly tried to replace workers with monkeys, but the monkeys were unable to comprehend basic commands and unwilling to engage in manual labor. The business has quickly went under and the capitalists at the helm of those business were forever stained with the reputation of one

who engages in monkey business. I think I should get it because I mentioned the 20th century as well. You were in the same century. Adel didn't mention what century his took place. Well, it was a list. Which has to be 18th and on. Yeah. Let's see. Do you think lids and do you think lids existed before 1981? Napoleon famously got his hat from a lids. It was between that and a Yankees hat. When the Apple TV show comes out,

we'll I'll be proved right. Mariah has been doing a little thing where she pretends like she does her remember what little monkey bones is called. And she'll be like, Hey, that's your character, right? Little crazy guy. Little crazy guy, right? That could be any of your characters. That's true.

Aaron, I think you're closer. You have two points on the board. Adelaide, you really need to step up your game. I am happy for you. Where did the phrase more fun than a barrel of monkeys come from? Why are monkeys in barrels? In 1981. A bunch of monkeys took over.

Your next one is shit eating grin. What do you think shit eating grunt in front of you? Okay, shit eating. Aaron, nobody wants to do any of them. You're going to find the saw movies, right? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Force to play. Shit. Okay.

You're in. Shit eating grin. Now, JPC, I think you think this comes from, I mean, to answer this, I do have to go back to another idiom, which is grin and bear it. Oh. Now, I think that you think grin and bear it comes from, we all know Pennywise, the clown from it. You think that there's a bear version of everything.

You think there's a multiverse where it's all, oops, all bears. You famously said that the bear it is way scarier than the clown it. Yes. Even though it is a bear and clown makeup, who's actually like an alien spider, you think anytime you see the bear it

because it's a different universe, you grin because you're happy because the bear is in it's a different universe you grin because you're happy because the bears in clown makeup instead of scared. Now where was I carried the one? Now you think that when you're so happy because you saw a clown penny wise, a bear clown penny wise, that you get hungry because of all your grinning grinning bruises. Yes. Hallories. Of course famously Brad Pitt when he was cast as a kille's in Troy, she'd gummed constantly to make his job line

more noticeable, more prominent. It worked. So you're getting hungry because all the smiling, so you eat a big pile of shit. You think it comes from eating shit and being thrilled about it, is what the summary is. But I needed all that exposition. The context is good. It's good.

Yeah, Aaron. Um, famous adult. Really smart answer. Eating poop on purpose is funny. You try not smiling while you're doing it. If you can, you're a better person than me. But if you can't, you'll also have a shit eating grain. Addle, the point is yours.

Aaron, that strategy is not gonna work out well for you. Ah. Your next idiom is not gonna work out well for you. You're next, you're next, and you have his pass the buck, pass the buck. I will say Aaron's strategy of, Adel, you go ahead, is working pretty well. That's working great, that's working great for her. Pass the buck, okay, I do wanna go first actually in this one.

I think that you think pass the buck comes from sometimes when you're driving cross country. Yes, especially between Minnesota and Montana, you'll be on the road and there'll be a car in front of you. Even those white open spaces, you'll be on the road and there'll be a car in front of you that's going like 20 and a 55. I hate that. And you get so upset, you're like honk honk honk honk, nothing's happening. You go around because there's limited traffic. As you pass them, you see there's a deer driving the car. Sure. And you go, okay, that makes sense. Dears famously, the number one

enemy of carfall. Nobody has it worse in terms of cars than deer's. So of course, they're going to consider unsubscribing right now. Of course, they're going to go out of their speed limit. So when you pass those drivers, that is called passing the book. Yeah. Okay. Yes, interesting. You're going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, And someone says something that's offensive. Someone that says something, that's offensive. Okay. Yeah, that's messed up.

You tell them, are you past the buck to them, which is you're all eating deer at your table? It says you're your dad killed a deer that day. With a car. And so, yes, exactly your dad killed a deer with a car. And they said, the people, we live by a national park and they said, if we had another deer, we have to move. We have to eat the evidence.

And so they pass, you pass the deer that you're eating to your dad when he says something out of pocket. Real quick, do I still have time? I forgot to mention mine 19th century. Mine is 18th century. Addle. My body really didn't want to say that. Before currency was standardized in Portugal in 1456, there was only one dollar and everyone just went to market and took turns trading their goods for it and then using it to buy

more raw materials. This process was known as Passando Abola, or English, Passig, the buck. Your idiot. You are closer. You're a better idiot. You are an idiot. It's that passionately. It's three to one.

Three to one, Aaron. What about the phrase? We all know this one. I'm all ears. Where did this one come from? I'm all ears. Where did this one come from? I'm all ears. Where did this one come from? I don't want you to go first, or would you like me to go first?

Aaron, and I'll honestly, I would like to just take a brief pause and support and back up what you just said, which is, I think a lot of people talk about we're living in a simulation. And a lot of, I've heard things like the best proof of this simulation is if you think about a car on the road driven by a deer or otherwise, if you think about a car on the road, driven by a deer or otherwise, if you think about a car on the road, you're sitting in a car, say you're sitting in a Nissan Centra, from year seat,

which is a driver's seat to the passenger's seat, is X amount of space. Now you think of a bus that fits in that same lane, same lane of a road, and think about how there's like four seats across with a huge aisle down the middle. How is a bus on a car able to both fit in one lane of a road? That's what we talk about when I talk about simulation.

I think Aaron, everyone's an idiot, and that JPC is the perfect proof that we are in a simulation. Because the gibberish he's supposed to. These sort of blender-esque alphabet spew that he pours into our ears. Yeah, he does make me question reality. He's a virus in the cup. Mm-hmm. He does hurt my brains. This is all making sense. James, you said oops all ears. What was it? Ears? Let me hear it. And I want to reiterate,

I have plenty of riddles. We have a lot. We have thousands in the email. I chose to play this game. I'm all ears. I'm all ears. I'm this game. I'm all ears. I'm all ears. I'm all ears. I'll go first. Aaron please. Please. I'll go first.

Aaron please. I'll go first. Aaron please. I'll go first. Aaron please. I'll go first. Aaron please. Aaron please.

Aaron please. Aaron please. Aaron please. Aaron please. Aaron please. Aaron please. Aaron please. Aaron please. Aaron please. Aaron please. But you understand how maybe that's yeah, yeah, maybe a guy goes to a Halloween party. Okay, and he's a great listener and he dresses up as a bunch of ears of corn. Huh. He's a all he a bunch of corn is stuck to him and then he Someone starts talking in his head tilts and he starts warmly nodding and smiling

Because he's all ears. He's all ears. That's a good Halloween costume. Yeah, you're welcome. Nothing else. I would say same as Aaron, but I can't fully say that because it's similar to Aaron's. I think I'm all ears comes from a, we'll say 12 year old, uh, British child attending a Halloween party. Um, he dresses as Algiers, but of course he's Cockney. So when he shows up to the party and somebody says, what are you? He says, I'm always, now do you understand how that is? What you would think I'm all ears comes from and not what I would think. I'm all ears comes from.

We don't want to have to think like you dangerous in there. I can't, I don't have to. Humans think like you dangerous in there. I can't. Don't have to. Humans had way more ears because there were more predators. And we had less tools to defend ourselves. As the human brain capacity grew, our ability to create language, shared meaning, society and agriculture develops. And we had less need for these extra features and through the process of evolution,

they began to disappear. But for a time, the more modern humans still interacted with our earlier brethren, much in the same way that high society city dweller might look down on a rural country folk today, two weird humans had disdain for these others. Socially, if one made a faux pas or said something ignorant, they would often deflect their mistake by saying, I'm all ears. Adam. Now you mentioned, no, he said, I heard agriculture at some point. So, uh, court is agriculture. I don't want to. Yeah, court is agriculture. I don't want to. Yeah. Corn is agriculture. I gotta give it to Aaron.

He points real dirty at all. You take it. Four to one, Aaron. There's only two left and it's anyone's game. Here's the next category. Terrence game. Well, yeah, Aaron wins. Spill the beans. What do you think? What do you think? I think spill the beans came from. Which I think I think I got. Aaron, please.

A guy, this is in the, like around the depression time in the 20th century. So yesterday? No, I didn't say it. Are you a political cartoon? So this guy, his whole family is like, does anyone have any beans left? He's like, I don't have any beans. I have no secrets to keep from you guys. You guys are my family,

but I had beans to be sharing them. And then he's like, I'm gonna go out for a walk and all his beans come out of his jacket pocket and they all look at him. And they've discovered all of his secrets because he spilled the beans. Interesting. He was trying to save those beans. Adolf, you want to steal? Okay. Aaron, I'm going to try a new tactic and I'm going to try and talk like GP riddles

or something. Getting that cadence of like this could help you. This could help. Okay. Don't get stuck in there. One time there was a big man named Kyle Kajwak. He was a mountainous man and a half man half mountain mountain on top, mountain on the bottom. So full mountain. He one day he got a bunch of beaded, beaded babies, put a bit of blender, drink it up. And he said, oh, he spit it out. I spilled the beans. Oh, my eyes went full white. Okay.

Who is closer here? Uh, well, I don't, I'll read the answer and you can decide. In the 17th century, beans was one of the most common names into spill a person meant to have sexual relations with them. In a modern American context, a person whose name is unknown might be called a John or Jane Doe. Having sex with an anonymous stranger today might be called pardon the vulgarity, screwing a John.

But back then, it was more often understood as spilling the beans. Yeah. No one really had anything related to that answer in there. And pick the answer you like the best. It's going to be Addles and Addle you get double points for that. So it's three to five. So it's three to four.

So it's anyone's game. It somehow got a point for a mountain drinking beanie babies. Well, not something I woke up this morning. Your final category. Your final, if your final idiom is my neck of the woods. Where do you think I think my neck of the woods came from? My neck of the woods. My neck of the woods.

If you, or okay, I'll go first. Yes, my neck of the woods. I think this pertains to a lot of dirty, murderous deeds go down in forests. A lot of killers will take their victims to a second location, usually out in the wilderness. So I think this comes from someone who was beheaded on top and bottom. So it's just like the neck portion and it comes from them being slotted in the woods. The investigators found their neck and started to say this is my neck.

Everyone was trying to be like, I saw the case, I saw the case because it's a bunch of investigators. But the first one there who was holding neck was like, it's my neck of the woods. So I get to sort of get the tag on that. That's interesting. That's an interesting that you think my think,

that you think my brain would go in that direction. Aaron, what do you think I think? I think Adel's right. Is that gonna help you in this game, Aaron? Is that gonna hurt you in this game? The owners that could hurt you in this game. I don't even know anymore. Guy who lost his neck and they replaced it with a tree. And when anyone ever says that they're connected to the forest, he goes, no, that's my neck of the woods.

And when he first got it done, he looked in the mirror and he goes do you think anyone will notice? Alright we'll see who's closer to 11 feet tall. We'll see who's closer and who wins the game that I did not. Think of a title for it. My neck of the woods. In prehistory people believe that we basically lived on the bodies of dead giants. Lakes were belly buttons, mountains were butts and breasts, etc.

This was mostly very easy to understand, and straightforward in explanation. But forests presented a more difficult problem. Since trees were seen as hair, and hair covers a significant portion of the body, it became necessary to delineate the different parts of the woods based on what one of the giant's body parts it was most likely in. Every forest was divided into five quadrants or quintants if you want to be pedantic, which I don't. Feet butt back, junk, and head. Each one of these has several different subcategories as well. So if you lived in

the southernmost part of the head of the woods, you might describe your dwelling as my neck of the woods. I think Aaron's closer. I do think Aaron's closer. Aaron had more neck. Not possible. It's stuff with tree neck. Yeah, I think I got to give it to Aaron. Aaron, you win the game that I didn't think that I needed to title until right now when I have to announce who wins it.

Now JPC, they famously say that if you put a thousand monkeys, back to monkeys, if we put a thousand monkeys in a room for a thousand years with a thousand typewriters, they couldn't replicate Shakespeare. What I'll say is if you put one monkey in a room with one typewriter on cocaine for one minute, he could absolutely write everything you just, good point. Okay. How do you know that's not exactly what I did? You think I have the time to just go write all of these? No, I got monkeys and I have cocaine. And speaking of keeping my monkeys in tip top cocaine,

we have to take a little break and listen to some ads. Woo. Woo. JPC by great party. I got to get back to my helix mattress. I'm going to I missed my bed. I missed my bed so much. Okay. I guess I guess you're free to leave. I mean, that just kind of leaves me an adult here alone. Woo! That's so funny. I'm so happy.

I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy.

I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so much. Okay, I guess, I guess you're free to leave. I mean, that just kind of leaves me an adult here alone. Okay, are you in my bedroom? Adel, are you in my bedroom? Yeah, I'm jumping on your helix sleep mattress. It's so comfortable and buoyant. Is that the proper word for a bed buoyant? For a boat. GPC, here's the thing. I took the helix sleep quiz and I found the perfect mattress for me in under two minutes

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Ah! So I'm just gonna curl up in this nice sweet he looks bad. Hey, don't even take my word for it. He looks has been awarded the number one mattress picked by GQ and Wired Magazine. It's even recommended by multiple leading chiropractors and doctors of sleep medicine. As we go to a solution for improving your sleep, can I, Aaron, can I? Yeah, I was so comfortable with it.

I tried to wear a 15 year ward to you depending on the wall. I'll sleep here too. Heelix has told us stop yawning in the middle of the adored. They say, we get what you're doing, but you're swallowing the words. And people want to hear these words. You know, Helix, you talk to Helix. What are they saying? What are they saying?

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Yeah I'm using spaghetti as a pillow. Read you good luck The food or the dog This show is sponsored by better help Adel JVC I have a real anecdote for you. Oh, thank God I got met by this snake an hour ago, and I think my arm is starting to swell up not when I met not when I met Huh sort of a fun thing about better help I just snaked an hour ago and I think my arm is starting to swell up. Not what I meant, not what I meant. Huh? Sort of a fun thing about better help.

Just today I was talking to my better help therapist and I said to her legitimately, I am so glad I don't have to drive to come see you because I've been seeing her twice a week lately and I just am able to do it online without having to wait in traffic or wait in a weird waiting room. I get to do it from the comfort of my own home messaging my counselor anytime. Whoa, that sounds way more interesting than this dumb snake bite. You know, Aaron, therapy can be a bright spot. I met all the stress and change of, you know, starting a new job, moving somewhere new, whatever that might be, starting a new podcast.

Therapy is something to look forward to, to make you feel grounded and give you the tools to manage everything that's going on, unlike snake bite over here. And you can be pretty sure with better help, the therapist that you get is going to be a therapist and not a snake. Take a little JPC, use this traditional therapy where I drive to an office, the office is just snakes. I follow a big pit. A bunch of snakes might be, I crawl out of the pit to my friend Aaron's house who's right next to the therapist. Well, better help is not bad. It's designed to be convenient, flexible and suited to your

schedule. All you have to do is fill out a brief questionnaire to get matched with a licensed therapist and you can switch therapists any time for no additional charge as many times as you want. That's right. Visit a therapist. That's a lot of fun, Snake. Find your bright spot to season with BetterHelp. Visit betterhelp.com slash riddle today to get 10% off your first month. That's betterhelp. H-E-L-P dot com slash riddle. R-I-D, dearly. And if you're getting pretty woozy, it's time to suck that snake venom right out of your

arm. Just pee out the poison, JPC. Why do I think of that falls down? Hahaha. JPC, can I have your help with something? Yes, Aaron, but I do have to tell you before I begin helping you, just like kind of a general disclaimer for me

that this podcast is brought to you by Squarespace. That's just something I have to tell everyone when I move into the neighborhood. This is actually perfect timing because I'm making a fan website for Adel because I'm his number one fan. So I was thinking and he needs to cool down. No, because he's a comedian.

Are they kind of fan? I'm a fan. The other kind of fan, yes, yes. I want to set up custom merch and create a passive income stream that engages my audience and scales my brand. so I can design my products on the website and the production inventory and shipping are all handled for you. It's going to save me so much time and money.

And yes. Hey, sorry, I'm late guys. I'm birthed flew by my armpit and then passed out. Is it hot in here? Hi. I got to pay that bird. I've been trying to pay birds to cool him down. Hi, Erin.

Hi. Sorry. I was just setting up your fan website. Ooh, I hope with Squarespace. Yes, of course with Squarespace. Oh, of course we're going to use Squarespace. It's the all-in-one platform for entrepreneurs to stand out and succeed online. I mean, whether we're just like managing a growing brand or making custom content, Squarespace is going to make it easy

to create a beautiful website, engage with our audience, and sell anything from products to content to time, all in one place, all in our terms. Yeah, and you can have an asset library for me, Aaron. As I know, JVC says I always smell like asset. You can upload, organize, and access all your content from one place with a new asset library that I was just talking about. You'll be able to manage all your files from one central hub, and use them across the Squarespace platform. I'll also get to host video content, organize my video library and showcase my content

on a beautiful video pages and sell access to my videos with member access. It's going to be a really great website. It's going to be really cool. I think it's going to do you justice. Thanks, Aaron. Okay, I just got it all set up. Addle your website is set up one last thing. And I know it's a fan website. Do we want to put one of those like visitor counters on it so we can like track how many people are coming or don't, don't. No, I think I'll just hurt my feelings.

It's gonna be way too many people. It's gonna freak them out. How is it negative? How's the good down? Uh huh. Uh huh. I'm in fresh. It's going way up. Yeah. Light up. Okay. So if you want to get your website numbers to go way up,

I actually can't guarantee that. But you know, you know, head to squarespace.com for a free trial. And when you're ready to launch, go to www.squarespace.com slash riddle to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or a domain. Okay, okay, enough of my bullshit. Enough of my bullshit. We're going to move on. Here's some bullshit from some listeners. And so we always appreciate when listeners send us some riddles if you have a riddle for

the show. HRRpodcast.gmail.com. Here's some riddles and they come from Lauren. Lauren writes, I hold in me the beginning of time. You can exit me, but you cannot enter me. You can see in me, but you cannot see me. And I can only be used once per year. What am I? Wow.

Mm-hmm. This is whatever it is. This is beautiful. This is beautiful, isn't it? I can't read the beginning. Aaron. What's something you can only use once a year? I hold in me the beginning of time. You can exit me, but you cannot enter me. You can see in me, but you cannot see me.

And I can only be used once per year. Oh, John Cena. So yeah, because he can't be seen, but he gets way more work than once a year, right? But I mean, usually he'll just do Royal Rumble, because if they bring him back for more than that, people kind of get his interest, right? Yeah. Gotta get a big pop. I take a little issue with the last one.

I can only be used once per year. I get where it's coming from, but I think it's a little bit factually incorrect. Hmm. Okay. Can you give us a hint? Oh. Lauren also provided three clues here. Oh great.

So absolutely. Is this like a New Year's Eve, champagne, flute or something? Yeah, thank you. That'd be some of New Year's Eve. Okay. This is a New Year's Eve. I glue what I forgot about this. Clue 1 is time is relative. Baby New Year is father time.

It doesn't necessarily have anything to do with New Year's. Okay. Specifically. Since Clue 1 is just a tough clue, I'll give you Clue 2. While you could exit it, you could not do so ever again as you could never get back in. So you can exit me, but you cannot enter me. So you are able to exit, but you can only ever exit one time because you can't go back

in. Like a day. Oh, Aaron, a day that is such. Wow. Wow. That is such an interesting, that is such an interesting content. It's not a day. Hmm.

You can exit me, but you can never. Can we have the last clue? Aaron, do you really think you want the last clue? Because once I give you the last clue, there are no more clothes, and then it's on you to figure it out. So do you want to live in a world where you might just,

you might just get it. Aaron, let's scramble for another 10 maybe. Maybe you want to scramble for 10? Aaron, do you want to scramble for 10? I want to see Cuxi. Maybe you want to scramble for 10? Aaron, do you want to scramble for 10? I want to see Cooxine. Do you want to scramble for 10? I want to see a quick seed. Adel and Aaron, you both work in a diner.

Like, you know, it's kind of a breakfast restaurant. You're both cooks, like shorter cooks. But there's only one egg left in the entire diner and someone just ordered an egg and you're debating whether or not you can cook this egg. Okay, what else do we have? What looks like an egg? Uh, four.

We have corn beef. Can't scramble that. Let's see. I'm going to do anything really. You know, I'll take the egg. Um, what can I put in this? What can I put in this? You know what?

I got this. Walks over to computer, types and images of eggs, prints out image, huts it out, puts on plate. I think we're good. Order up. Ding! This is going to be great. It looks like egg.

Let's see if they notice. Let's see if they notice. Hey guys, Table four just sent something back. Table four just sent they notice. Hey guys table four just something back table four just something back They they know they want you to they want you to remake do they want to shake my hand? The hash browns. No, they want you to remake table four just said I just the one I just brought out the table four Great the printer so warm. We right back Okay, oh Aaron I got this. I got this. Yeah walks over to computer types in high quality

image of Nice cuts out the egg puts on a plate thing order up now we wait for the compliments to roll in I can't wait whoo hey guys me again table four you know gonna believe this isn't it back again um you're a very lippy waiter do you know that you're always coming back here with your place. I live here so sassy. I live here so sassy. You're like a sick com or you're like the tell it like it is. Shoot from the hip waitress. And I don't think we expect that from you.

That's not me. Oh, that's not how I conduct myself. Is that me? Did they love the eggs? Did they love the eggs? Those were Michelin star eggs printed out from a very new printer. They sent it back. I think one of the issues is I think it's just gonna be,

like, it's just kind of inedible for them. Okay. You know what, I heard it now. Now I hear I'm putting like, I'm putting like, zzzzzzz to be that. Walks over to computer, types in, inedible. Okay. All right, so. Not even printing anything out. So cannot be.

You would just go like the word to make you understand it. Oh, yes. Great. Okay, so let's put our heads together. Okay. What can we do? Don't really hope you can't do this. They really need this.

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Oh, fuck when the middle of a red light. If I see a hash on a menu, I have to order it. Just because I love that word. So the riddle was, so it's something you can exit but you can never enter again. Is this like a man who stands in a stream can never enter the same stream twice. The man in the streamer never the same kind of thing.

Good question. I don't understand what that means. I think we need the last clue. If I'm being honest, you could have the last crew. You've, you've, you've dicked around enough and you get the last clue. Here you go. It's uses somewhat continuous. However, it cannot be fully utilized more than once a year.

I guess this is the date. Like the date. No. It can partially use twice in a year, but for the most part, it can only be used in full once a year. Whoa. So can we use twice daily savings time? It's not.

Oh, it's not daily savings time. That's also that's a fun answer. This one's interesting too. I hold in me the beginning of time. Yeah. A watch, a clock, I knock over everything. January 1st. Hold in me the beginning of time.

Beginning of time. So the pilot episode of Big Bang Theory. So time is an interesting concept because like, you know, like Clue once says, time is relative and what that means is time is relative to the person experiencing it, right? Yeah. So when you say, I hold in me at the beginning of time,

we're not talking about the Big Bang, we're just talking about like your relative experience of time. I hold in me the beginning of time. Can I get the first three letters of the answer? And I have the first six letters of the answer. I will give you the first three letters of the answer. It is W O M water. Oh, water woman woman woman woman woman woman woman woman woman woman Womps not woman wombat Womba It is

Womba I love that you got wombat before Worcestershire Worcestershire sauce It is womb it is womb is the answer yes Wow So you can only use a womb twice because of pregnancy Usually last nine months, but if you're Yes

You could have you could have what we like to say is I think it's an okay turn I was trying to win a high- not. I was gonna say it too. Which is a, you know, a baby's siblings born in the same calendar year, which can happen. And I hold in me the beginning of time, time is relative. So your time begins, you know, when you are born. You can exit me.

You can exit me, but you cannot enter me, and you can see in me, but you cannot see me. Okay, I do wanna see the scene. Okay. JPC, you are in the womb with Erin, the two of you are twins about to be born in the next maybe a few hours, and you're both kind of prepping for what life is gonna be like,

and you're getting really deep and philosophical. Let me ask you a question. Absolutely, yeah, of course. Do you believe that the name that we receive when we are born will put us down a certain path or do you think that we are our own beings and we can make our own choices regardless of what we choose to be called. What they choose to call us! Mhmm, goo. Mhmm, goo, mhmm. I guess the reason why I'm asking you, sister, is I overheard our parents discussing what our potential names would be.

What did you hear? Well, I overheard my name, to which I liked the way that it felt upon my tongue. It's danced in a peculiar fashion that made me both alerted to and excited for the possibilities that might invite open my life. If I heard correct, it was Jesus Einstein, Michael Phelps. Yes. And of course I also heard them considering your name, and yours was pencil. Hmm.

Okay, let me just put some mayonnaise on the belly here, and this will be an ultrasound. Oh, say cheese. Oh, looks like they're, you can't be right. Looks like they're posing and pontificating. Oh say cheese. Oh looks like they're, you can't be right looks like they're posing and pontificating. Oh yes. They're really working it. Wow. Hold on Pizzle. I feel like I'm not my name yet. Well I mean it's a short list. I feel like maybe you're kind of glomming on to my thing a little bit. What do you mean mean well you know my name is uh... jesus i'd like to help if you're the spits all and so i'm more of uh... you know i'm kind of more of

an important world historical figure and you're kind of right to the history uh... no you probably you probably you have a good life you know your brother i think the name like that with expectations that high will crush a child like you and a dust. You will not be able to live up to that name and then also those names are already iconic. Name one famous pencil. Name one famous pencil?

I will be the first pencil to win a Nobel Peace Prize and Oscar and a kids choice award Adilator just broke go ahead and push push after you my dear brother They're being so polite on the ulcer, so I'll see you on the other side Like the idea of two babies trying to exit at the same time and it's almost like going through a door I like the idea of two babies trying to exit at the same time and it's almost like going through a door. Door. Jam. Okay, here we go. We have another, thank you so much, Lauren, for sending that.

And we have another riddle. And this one's coming from Ryan, okay. Okay. Okay. Okay, that's fine. Here's Ryan's first riddle. I think Ryan has multiple riddles. Here's Ryan's first riddle.

I am taller than you. I am taller than you. I am brighter than you. And so are all of my friends. What am I? I am taller than you. I am brighter than you. And so are all of my friends. A star of building a tall building. Oh, street lights. Street lights. Addle. It's street lights street lights hood rat still I think he's Aaron Gotta silly got it to live what didn't you say on an episode got it you kid got a I think you did JP's the I think that's a famous JPC moment. I don't think so I don't think so Like look at that clip it Casey clip it. I'm funny like the first game that I made not like whatever that was that silly and me Aaron do we think can I ask a question? Yeah, of course. Yeah, this is this is a true Clip it. I'm funny like the first game that I made not like whatever that was that silly and me Aaron

Do we think can I ask a question? Yeah, of course. Yeah, this is this is a true curiosity Do we think the same woman who says still I think he's rather tasty is the same woman who says I need six eggs Yeah, do we think every Disney movie gives her one line and they're like yeah doors pop off Taurus Give us your words like doors pop off. Door is, give us your first. Door is pop off. Um, uh, I'd like to see a kid, a, a kid. She broke in.

Things that, things that, I just, uh, I like to see a seed, uh, you two are street lights. Um, and you are not turned on and JPC is a little frustrated that he has to sort of light the street by himself. two or street lights. Pediatrics, speedy, speedy, speedy, speedy, speedy, speedy, speedy, speedy, speedy, speedy, speedy, speedy, speedy, speedy, speedy, speedy, speedy, speedy, speedy, speedy, speedy, speedy, speedy, speedy, speedy, speedy, speedy, speedy, speedy, speedy, speedy, speedy, speedy, speedy, speedy, speedy, speedy, speedy, speedy, speedy, speedy, speedy, speedy, speedy, speedy, speedy, speedy, speedy, speedy, speedy, speedy, speedy, speedy, speedy, speedy, speedy, speedy, speedy, speedy, speedy, speedy, speedy, speedy, speedy, speedy, speedy, speedy, speedy, speedy, speedy, speedy, speedy, speedy, speedy, speedy, speedy, speedy, speedy, speedy, speedy, speedy, speedy, speedy, speedy, speedy, speedy, speedy, speedy, speedy, speedy, speedy, speedy

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It's not weird. Turn it on, okay? It's dark out here. People need to see the street. Am I not on? Is it not on still? No, it's not on. You could tell because your whole area

would be illuminated with light. If you were on, I feel like my area. I feel like I can see You can see because you can see my light Fuck hey Dylan Hey Dylan. Hey man, come on. I'm at work. I have to focus. I really have to focus. Hey, I think I'm what what I think I'm gonna take a mental health No, I'm sorry. It's Monday, man. You just had a week it. Come on.

Our boss is not gonna let you take him mental health there right now. Fine. Hey, fine. Dylan, you wanna know the truth of it is? I have a date tonight. Please. And I have to get out of here. No, can you cover for me?

Just double your wattage. Double your wattage. Just double my wattage? Yeah, cover both sides of the street. Cover for me, Dylan. Come on. Hey, she sides of the street. Cover for me Dylan, come on. Hey she's a stop sign. Hey she's a stop sign. Monica? You know Monica. My ex-wife Monica, the stop sign at the end of the block. Do I know her? Oh I knew you did it. Someone with a red hair. You were married for four years. That's right. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. You were my best man. Oh

Yeah, eight sides Yeah, Monica. Yeah, yeah You're unbelievable, man. You're unbelievable. Thank you. Well Seen Oh my god, a streetlight named Dylan. I'm in heaven. I'm in heaven That's nice. It's gender neutral. Okay. I am the end of a journey, the final form, from state to state I travel, dangerous until I'm finally allowed to be free. You know what I'm close? You can feel me, but ultimately you need to be incredibly close to feel me.

Everyone talks about me, but no one wants to have me what am I? Who talks about me no boobies I have? I called. I called. Gordon B. Fash. Oh, Aaron, a cold is absolutely answer, but it's not. No, it is not a cold. Oh, it's still like a little clip from a 90s commercial.

Could you read it again then? I am the end of a journey, the final form, from state to state I travel, dangerous, until I'm finally allowed to be free. You know what I'm close, you can feel me, but ultimately you need to be incredibly close to me to feel. Everyone talks about me, but no one wants to have me what am I? Death. The final destination in travel state to state makes me think like an interstate or a freeway or something. Death is interesting. I'm going to enjoy it. It's not death, but I like death. or freeway or something. Death is interesting. I'm doing it in the end of the journey.

It's not death, but I like death. Hmm, bones. I'm in the final form. Yeah, final form. It's a state. What was the last line about something? Everyone talks about me, but no one wants to have me. Yes.

Yeah, I mean, that's subjective a little bit, but I understand the thought behind it. Um, we have some hints. Okay, please, yes. Your first hit is, is it an idea? And it's no, it is not an idea. It's, it's a, it's a tangible thing. Is it cake?

Let me cut it open. Nope, it was Mikey Day's forehead. I'm so sorry, man. I'm so sorry. Little cut, just a little cut. All right, here's your second hint. Here's your second hint. If you need it, I think you might.

I would need it. Is it something you can hold? Yes and no, but for the sake of confusion because I can feel eyes roll. No, it's not really something you can like hold in your hand. It doesn't mean you can hold in your hand. I would say. Aaron, very close. It sounds nice. You, very close. It's not a sneeze.

You're so close. You're dancing over it. It's not a hiccup. You're in the right vicinity. So it definitely knows a booger running nose. Uh, not definitely knows. It's not definitely knows. It's not a burp, but you're, I think you're getting closer. Aneurysm. Tudden and your isum though, which is the sneeze of the brain the end of a journey the final form from state to state

Travel dangerous until I'm finally allowed to be free You know what I'm close you can feel me but old cough you need to be incredibly close to feel me Everyone talks about me, but no one wants to have me what am I it's not a cough as a reflux It's not that. This is hard heart Addle It's a heart. Oh my God. Wait, they travel state to state. What is that about? Yeah, like the different states. Like it's a solid. Yeah. Yeah. Liquid. Yeah. I think everybody was thinking United States. we all know farce in to California. Aaron, you're a fart. No.

Yeah, sorry, sorry, everybody. Sorry, Aaron's a fart. I do want to see a scene. No. Yeah. Ha, ha, ha. Aaron, I'm so sorry. You are a superhero.

You've come to sort of tryouts for the new superhero team. JPC year that headed the superhero team. And Aaron, you have a gas based power that you are trying to show off in the audition. I'm sorry if this wasn't clear when we said come in and say your name, but the audition has started. Oh, I'm sorry. I said waiting room vibes. I'm so sorry. No, yeah, it's just me today. I'm solo auditing because we're doing these all over the world trying to find, you know, obviously new superheroes. They were real quick. Sorry, I was out in the hall. My name's Captain Warmups. I kind of heard through the door what's going on.

I think I'm gonna head home. That's probably for the best. That's for the best. Looks like someone else has me covered, so. Okay, you know, you need New York. Thank you Captain Warmups. He was not gonna make it anyway, but please, whenever you're ready, we'd love to see

you can help save the world. Professor Gas, these are my hands. I am not willing to shave. It's a pain in the ass. You can shave it today. Well, yes, but from now on, it's a pain. I did it for today. It was a pain. I'm never doing it. I'm doing it again. Okay.

Okay, so one, two, three, smell that. Do you smell it? You will. I'm sorry, just popping back in here. Don't come in here. Smell that Do you smell it you will I'm sorry just popping back in here. Don't come in here. I just oh oh god I just can I get a reimbursement. I bought this outfit. It's it was fork ran. I bought it from Andrew dice clay. It's red leather yellow leather See it's like red leather yellow Sorry, sorry, I'll wait your wait, you're turned. You have to warm up, what you're turned. I'm about 40 feet away from you. And I, so I don't necessarily know

that I'm gonna be able to, oh, get it, get it, get it, get it. Smell that. Smell that. He's smell it. Mel it. Ah. I mean, you do know who I am, right?

Yes. You don't know who I am. No, no, I do, I do, you do know who I am, right? Yes. You don't know who I am. No, no, I do, I do, I do. Big, big purple costume, obviously the cape, my insignia on my chest. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm Imnazniak. I famously have no senses so that my one sense of self-worth is super uh...

dial you inflated okay well then you have to believe me it smells so bad did you see what captain more mobs did when he came in come on i didn't see i can't see that smelly with three hours of you smelling it i can't smell any of those things all i can you are safe but other people would die like captain warmeops says like two hours and something minutes left to live. What?

Nothing, love you. I look at him. That guy does not have more than three hours left to live, regardless of how long. Barry me in a carriage. Barry me in a carriage. I'm just going to kill you, man. I also have super sick.

Yeah. See. See. I love ripping something in half while yelling, yeah. Okay, well, hey, thank you to the two people that submitted Riddles for this episode, Ryan and Lauren, and also thank you to the most important person that submitted things that weren't Riddles to this episode. JPC. You did a good job, buddy.

Yeah, good job. Let me check if we can use his name. Yeah, we can. He we can use his name yet. We can he says we can use GPC We can use this name. That's perfect. Um, you know what else is perfect. I think we have a voicemail theme, right? Is it? Oh wow Thank you to your voice. Oh, our deads, cream. What the fuck was that? Was that milk blank? What is happening?

That was also, that voice field theme was also submitted by Lord. So thank you, Lauren, getting double duty on this episode of If you have a voice mail theme that you want to submit, you can always send it over to HRHarpideCast at gmail.com. Casey, do we have a voice mail? Hello, I'm Aaron JPC. Hello from a not so sunny England at the moment. I've been wondering since the Betty Boop episode, what IP you'd like to see made as a musical.

And thanks very much, Oh, you guys, please come to England. Wow. It seemed like he was in space and he only had X amount of oxygen left. Post the most charming accent I've ever heard. That was amazing. It's awesome. I think it's awesome that they chose to call us from space. Cause I mean, that has to be an outrageously expensive call.

So expensive. What IP would we like to see turn into musical a la Betty Boop, I mean, that has to be an outrageously expensive call. So expensive. What IP would we like to see turn into musical A la, Betty Boop, the Boop, the doop is a doop is a doop. Doop, doop, doop, doop, doop, doop, doop, doop, doop, doop. Which I did see someone, I think I brought up that that musical was coming to the two of you. We talked about it, et cetera.

Then I saw someone post something somewhere, maybe it was the patron or discord or something, where they're like, oh my God, Aaron, this is actually a real musical. And I was like, yeah, that's why we were talking about it. Yeah. I have a couple. I think some of them might actually exist or are about to exist. But I think 13 going on 30 would be a really great musical. I think it's I think when Harry met Sally things. Okay. A lot of Rob comms, if you're going to make

a movie and not pretty women women I could tell you that much Yeah, no don't That out they did they tried that Yeah, those are my answer I could think of more I love that question. I have one I love this question. So the excellent question you did a great job a person who I don't think you love your name I have one I think you guys are gonna hate it But I would love to see the Jay Crucicle Okay, I hate it.

Based on the seasonal wardrobe of Jay Crew. Either Jay Crucicle or I would also accept a Colzicle. Okay, Colzicle is amazing. Colzicle the Mozicle. Colzicle the Mozicle. And of course you could pay for it in Colz Bucks. Oh, of course, cash. Cash, this guy called Coleshard Cash.

Boy oh boy. I mean, Beal uses a musical and that's my favorite movie. I would say maybe Hootham Roger Rabbit musical. I would say maybe where the sidewalk ends musical, I think would be very fun. Oh, cute. Coming to America Ninja Turtles, I think Street Sharks is ripe for the plucking. I think there's going to be lot of nostalgia-based musicals in the next five years.

And most of the next five years. Next five years. Antichandrick. Most importantly, Aaron, you and I have tickets to go see Betty Boop, the Boop Dooz, a Disacool. I say that mostly to remind you not to back out. Whatever. Do you think I'm gonna back out of that hell now?

I just read this about Betty Boop's Boop Dooz, Dooz, Dooz, Dooz,-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo and the Dooby Brothers. Thank you for your voicemail and great question. Yeah, thank you for your voicemail. If you want to send one in, I keep it under 30 seconds. It's 805, 301. Aaron. KPC. Do you have anything that you would like to plug? Sure, check out sitcom D&D. We have a lot of great guests this season.

We're on the head come network. Can you find us anywhere? You find podcasts. Addle. Anything to plug. I would like to plug Betty Boop, the Boop, Doop Adusical. I think it's gonna be an interesting time.

I'm very excited to do it. You can also check out the word association and tell me about it and hello from the Magic Tavern through other podcasts that I am a part of. JPC, do you have anything to- I would actually like to plug something today because we don't talk about it often, but we do have a Patreon on this show.

It's Patreon.com, so it's Hey River Riddler, five bucks a month, extra episode. And there's a lot of fun stuff, especially last month. I think October was a very strong month for us. But I would also like to say that we are closing in on our stretch goal to release our Colombo, Colombo-ness episode featuring Anthony Birch. It was a ton of fun to do. So if you want to give us a sign up and get an extra episode every week in your life, it is patreon.com slash hey riddle riddle. And GPC, I'd like to piggyback on that. Let me just get up here.

Oh, sorry, but oh god. And I want to say that even specifically, everything was good, but even specifically, Ryan Rosenberg and Dan Lippert of Seatcher's Lounge and Man Dog Pod, I guess it on an episode that was very fun and pro. Yeah, and will the episodes be even better than that in the future? No, that was one of our best.

Don't expect a lot better than that. That would be set to work too hard. Hey, speaking of way too high, Aaron, there's a planet up in the night sky, and it is way, way, way up there. And it's called Jupiter. Hi, forever. Hey! Hey there, Andrews and Garfields! If you liked that, you're gonna love this week's Patreon.

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