Hey Riddle Riddle - #279: Riddle Bracket

Episode Date: November 22, 2023

In this episode we will decide once and for all what riddle we will tell Uber drivers when we accidentally admit we have a riddle podcast.Starring:Adal RifaiJohn Patrick CoanErin KeifEditing by: Casey ToneyTheme by: Arne ParrottLogo by: Emily Kardamis & Emmaline MorrisWant more? Get Weekly Bonus Eps on Patreon!Want merch? Visit our TeePublic Store! or pins, buttons & printsWant to mail us something? Hey Riddle Riddle 6351 W Montrose Ave #267Chicago, IL, 60634Want to leave us a voicemail? Call (805) RIDDLE-1 or (805-743-3531)Want to advertise on the show? Check out Hey Riddle Riddle via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is a head gum podcast. And the world is ready for it. One, two, three, four, eight, break the brick, go! Uh, Adel, do you... Or should I... I feel weird answering someone else's door, but I can. Uh, yeah, let me go ahead and unlock unlock unlock Sorry, I'm just a little worried about security unlock unlock thumbprint face scan eye scan left eye scan Foot bath and here we go. Hello Hi, I'm with the Girl Scouts of America and we're selling boxes of riddles. How many boxes can I put you down for?

Oh, what happened to the cookies? We ran out. That makes sense. Wait, when did you run out? Because you're this form just says cookie boxes all it for. It's like Samoa's. That's not a type of riddle. Is it? This is thin hints. Yeah, they're in in hints. Can I have some thin hints? Uh, sure. How many boxes of thin hints do you want?

And let's just think of some more than it says. Why don't we just think of some more than it says? Oh, some more than it says. That's a box. Is that really good? Hey, what else? Reels, but uh, some other girls can't stick her snigger down for ten boxes each.

Is that okay? A riddle? Solve along. Solve along. Ten boxes. There's not enough riddles in the world, dear girl. Yeah, 10 boxes. You gotta be fucking kidding me. Whoa, okay. Um, I'm talking to your manager.

What's your name? No, I am my own manager. I'm sort of in charge of the truth. Oh my god. Hello, GPC. It's me, Aaron. Oh, I thought you looked like Erin but with pigtails. I did not want to be rude, but you look so fucking old. Yes, yes, yes. I think it's a big deal. In comparison to a little girl selling cookies, right? You have a grown woman.

I hit a girl scout with my bike and she's the year back there. She's sort of waving holding her arm. She I told her that I would take over for the rest of her route. So here I am. I'm going to put you guys down for like 100 boxes each. I had this same thing happen to me but it was a vice president of ad sales and a golf club. Oh yeah. So that'll be like I don don't know, like $20,000 each. You guys can Venmo me? Venmo you?

Yes. And then I'll pass along the money to them. Solve alongs. That's another, just just a second. Wait a second. Closer look at the cookies. Sorry, wait a second. Wait a second.

That little girl out there in the distance, who's waving. I don't. Yeah. That looks like it's made of like press board, right? That looks like it was maybe like printed out like a kinkos. That's like a person, huh? She's not moving. What's, whoa, she just blew away.

How much is that girl way? I know it's hard to ask people. Fine, slam door, rips off sash. Fine, let's do an episode of Hey Riddle Riddle, I guess. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I Riddle Riddle, I guess I Aaron you're on the other side of the door You slid the door Did you rip off the sash I'm into spits doorbell Hold on hold on hold on okay there. I mean I want to do an episode

All right, I'm lock and lock and lock and lock I'm print scan I scan otherwise scan foot bath. Why do you do a foot bath? Aaron why you have to ask honey you get afford it you gotta be doing a foot bath. Why do you do a foot bath? Aaron, why do you have to ask? How do you get them for it? You gotta be doing a foot bath. Okay, let's do an episode of A-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R Aaron, do you ever go get a pedicure? Sometimes, very rarely though. You don't like a pedicure? What's going on? Kind of expensive manicures and pedicures. Yeah, yeah.

And nothing like, in a wedding, I don't splurge on them. Oh, Aaron, you're not supposed to splurge on them, okay? To get people as a fashion pause. That was such a pregnant pause, my God. The people have professionals. If you splurge on them, you could go and happen to everybody. What do you want? What do you want?

Riddles. I want Riddles. I don't want to be talking about manicures and pedicures. I will. Okay. So. But you said foot bath and that just made me, I got a pedicure last week and I was like, oh, how was it? A little foot bath. Well, Juryus? Yeah, foot bath and that just made me, I got a pedicure last week and I was like, oh, how was it?

A little foot bath. Well, serious? Yeah, it's great. I like it. It's a fun experience. It's one of those, I would much rather do that than a massage. I think like a manicure and a pedicure,

because you come out of it with something, whereas a massage, I'm like, a great. Thank you. You did your job, you like touched all the parts of my body. Oh, I love the massage. Congratulations. Yes. What's that? Yes. I am not a cop.

But with a manicure and a pedicure, you come out and your, you know, your nails look good and they've cleaned all the dead skin away. But I, I have ticklish, like the middle bottom of my feet are ticklish and they go out with that little brush and I can't help but just be. Oh, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, like the pills bar, do boy both feet I am I'm he's a beat. Wait what Aaron does he not have hold on well Aaron I'm saying pills bird do boy famously poke him in this little tummy and he gives a little

whoo right but does he not have feet it's interesting because I googled pills very do boy and it autocomplete the pillsoppillsbury Doughboy feet. But I think that might just be splurge on feet. I mean, what is a compliment? He looks a little like Sean, doesn't he? Oh, blue eyes. It's a compliment. I mean, this is a compliment. Great smile. Blue eyes. I think I might have a crush on the Pillsbury Doughboy.

Paper white. No, no, no, feet usually though, the people are always professionals. But this time the lady who was doing my scrubbing of the bottom of my foot, she was laughing at me pretty hard as I was clutching the chair and giggling. And I said, this is a normal giggle, ma'am. I don't know what you, I don't know what your experience with a giggle is, but this one's pretty normal.

It's pretty standard. Box standard giggle. My feet are also ticklish. and that part is borderline painful. It's so ticklish. Yeah. Uncomfortable. I'd say even same with like a nail file. When so, we put a nail file on my dodeals for whatever reason.

It's like, it is just awful. It feels so bad. Well, wait. Do you mean in terms of being ticklish, you mean it just hurts? It's just, this sensation is awful You got sensitive nails sensitive nails also anytime I get a manicure I get I'll get a color

And they'll all every single time they'll be like really and I'm like fuck that Yeah, and they're like what you you sure? I'm like what are you talking about? That's my toes like what do you it's really It's always very weird. Yeah masculinity is so strong that it's taken down by a tiny bit of paint. They every time they go, they asked me, they're like, do you want a color? And I go, why? So that I have another job to do when I have to fucking take all this shit off. No, I don't think so. What's that, Aaron? It fades on its own. Yeah, it fades just naturally. And it always fades

clean. And it fades the same on. Yeah, and it fades just naturally. And it always fades clean, and it fades the same, but all 20 of them. Good point. What would you, if you had, okay, if we opened up a nail salon, what would we call it? JPCs, no salon. Okay. For any sense, because you'd be handling

all the finances, all these. I was checking out. Do nails salons have a lot of puns? I don't, I just see a lot of like last name nails and stuff like that. Yeah, okay. For instance, because you'd be handling all the finances, at all these, things and outs. Do nails to long time a lot of puns? I don't, I, I just see a lot of like last name nails and stuff like that. I don't, I don't necessarily see a lot of pun nails. Nail bitch. Cute uncles, cuticles.

Uh, cute uncles, cuticles. Sorry, never mind, Rurace. What about a, what about a cubicle, cuticles? And it's just like an office set up with a bunch of cubicles, except their little nail, you know, salon booths and the whole time you're getting manicure pedicure, you have to have a phone in the

cup of your neck and you have to be doing business and somebody just like pops in with like a mug of coffee over the side of one. This is a K just checking in. I was in the this. I was going to set it up and it's reports. And you see that business pop up in Southern California. I didn't steal that idea from you. I actually had it first and I've been working on it for a long time. Okay, interesting. That's fun.

That's fun. So today on the show, she says, trying. She's looking around the room. Okay. I was in Uber this past week. And you know when you're in an Uber and you're on a riddle podcast for a week. Yeah, I was in there for a week. Well, felt like a week. And I think I missed the turn. I was asked about my work, my several jobs. Talking, talking about some of my jobs, great, great, great, great, got to,

oh, and then also I'm on a riddle podcast. I normally lie in a noober. Yeah. Because I just don't wanna put that on the person. Cause I just painful. So when I get to the riddle podcast part, she goes, oh my gosh, tell me a riddle. Yeah, big mistake.

My face got so hot, and it hurt. And you go, I can't think of one. She goes, how many episodes, and you go 280? 280, episode truly. Like my face got numb, and I was like, when you go to market, like I couldn't. When you go to market, like, I could go to market. When you go to market, which little piggy?

I panicked and was like coming to reverse engine near the riddles that I, that are in our theme song. And I couldn't even think of our theme song. And I felt like such an idiot. And like, looked like I was lying about having a riddle podcast. So I decided that I was going to use up one of my episodes. Use up.

Well, here's the thing. I don't know these nine episodes, of course. I've gotten feedback all from men that my episode stressed them out because I try to get them. Soliciting feedback from Ben. I'm not. I never have. They say that my episode stressed them out because I try to get through too many riddles.

So I'm turning a new leaf. I'm going to make these not stressful, but before I do, I asked our Instagram followers what they think the best riddle of all time is. Okay. I took all the ones that I got multiple times and I found like probably just the most well-known version of that riddle. I have 32 of them.

We're going to do a bracket to decide what riddle I tell to Uber drivers or anyone who asks me to tell them a riddle from now on. That makes sense. That's a really good, that's a smart plan. So Aaron, can I just, I just want to recap this so I have this right. Yes.

You got some feedback that your episodes are stressful because you try and get through too many riddles. So, what you've done is you've prepared 32 riddles. And this is the last time. And this is what I'm saying. You've prepared 30 riddles. Okay, so let's do this bracket. So, I'm going to read the riddle. Most of these, I'd say, 80% to 90% of these you've heard before. So you need to answer them.

And then I'll read the second one and then you decide which of those two moves on. Except. Aaron, by the way, I was gonna say that I think I told you this, but I had some HVAC people coming over to do concert working they saw in my studio and they asked me what I did for work. And without thinking, I said I was a guitar teacher and they asked zero follow up questions and there's

not a single guitar in my entire house. Thank God though. What would you say? I don't know Aaron. I don't know. I didn't think I just said guitar teacher. I don't know why it slipped out. I said guitar teacher and they were like, oh, that makes sense.

I teach air guitar lessons. Do you want some? I just tell people dog breeder. I love that. What happens after the end of- Well, I put down a playlist, we get it. Oh, sorry. I put down a playlist, we get it.

The two dogs on their own, organically fallen love. Six months later, I have to assume. And that's how you breed good dogs. Honestly, love. Love is the secret ingredient. And the secret ingredient that is pasta. And good dogs give birth to good boys Who's a good boy and who's a good girl?

Good dogs make weak times weak men make hard dogs dog time makes fun dogs and Aaron old dogs go to heaven except for wishbone Who's in hell? What's the first riddle? And reading is important what happens after the end of time? Oh no what happens after the end of time. Oh, no. What happens after the end of time? After the period? What happens at a space? What happens at a space? Yeah, is this like a, they say time,

you failed the tryout better like next year? Pencils down? No. No, what happens at the end of time? Is it the little, the bottom part of the E? Yeah, actually, you finished spelling it. You're overthinking it, but you're kind of got it. So I'll accept two answers to this.

Back to one. Back to noon. GBC, you kind of said it. Is it E? Yeah. And then the other one I'd accept is a question mark, because it's a question. After the end of time, question mark. Okay, got it.

But that's the first riddle. The next one is, got it. But that's the first read. The next one is, what is the longest word in the dictionary? This is penis or something. Right. Right. No. What is the longest? Well, penis is usually 5.6 letters on average.

On average. What is the longest word in the English language? Just in the dictionary. Oh, is this like false? What is not the longest word in the English language? Just in the dictionary. Oh, is this like false? What is not the longest word? It's something else. It's like that Hawaiian fish. Yeah.

Or anti-discentarianism,ism,ism. Oh yeah, my cousin got anti-discentarianism. Really fucked him up for a couple of weeks. What is the longest word in the dictionary? What is the longest word? Your hint is not a long word. No, it's not longest. It's the longest word. Oh, I know it's smile because there's some it's smiles because there's a mile between each S. Yes. Okay, which between those two reddles should move on. Second one. I like the second one because every time I hear the answer to that one, I do, it do make

me smile. It's like, okay, it's a little bit more real. Because I think when you say, what comes after, what comes at the end of time? Yeah, that one doesn't eat. Yeah, I guess you're right. There's like a phrasing issue on the first one that I'm not a big fan of. So I'll go with the smiles. Great.

All right. So these next ones are the, some of them are more wordy riddles. So two men walk into a restaurant by the sea instead of a bar. Both men are covered in water. Both men order a plate of albatross and take one by after two and it's following the first man stand up, walks outside and kills himself while the other finishes his meal. Why? This is the guy who was, you know, marooned on a ship and he ate the albatross and he thought it was an albatross, but he tasted real albatross and realized I ate my friend, you know, marooned on a ship and he ate the albatross and he thought it was an albatross, but he tasted real albatross and realized I ate my friend You know dick Peter Center or whatever

First guy didn't want to pay the bill. Yeah, he didn't want to pay that bill that's the answer He didn't want to pay that bill. No a James. You you are correct And that's one of those riddles that I remember from like being a child. That's like an old ass Yeah, that this is one of the core riddles. Okay. Yeah next one There's a light bulb inside a closet. The door is closed, and you cannot see if the light is on or off through the door. However, you know the light is off to start. Outside of the closet, there are three light switches.

One of the door light switches controls the light bulb in the closet. You can flip the switches however you want, but once you open the door, you can no longer touch the switches. You touched the light bulb to see if it was hot. Yeah, it's the hot light bulb rental. No. Oh, and just like imagine that it's a bulb. Aaron, you said no. No, this is the hot light bulb rental. No, this actually is a real answer.

Like a Rand Teddy, huh? Wait, that is the answer to this, that's the answer to this riddle, right? No. I think the answer works though. No. Well, yeah, but you you have it's not the full answer. I'm saying like there's a full. Oh, so you would try the first one. No, you try the first two, and then you feel the thing. And if it was warm, then you, you know, you can only have to like flip

one of those two. You narrowed it down from two to three. Flip switch number one and wait a few minutes. Flip switch number one back to its original position and then immediately flip switch number two. Open the door, if the light is on, then switch number two controls it. If the light is off, then go and fill the bulbs with your hand, if the bulb is hot,

then switch number one controls it. And if the bulb is cold, then switch number three. I just want to say in my defense, apologize. I just said feel the light bulb because JBC for the last one said if eight is friend Howard Johnson or whatever. Good point but I think it's a little bit more nuanced. Howard Johnson. Like, appreciate it. Like the new project. Which of those two do you like the most? These are two heavy hitters I think. Now I think the second one is,

I will say the second one is more satisfying, but if I'm specifically thinking of giving riddles to an Uber driver, I want them focused on the road, and in a minute you start making them think of like processing different orders and math and everything. I will, don't think it is Uber driver. Think of it as someone who asks for a riddle. Here's my thing, I think I gotta go with the second one

because I just don't think that when someone says, I'd like to hear a riddle, they consent to be like, hear a story about cannibalism. Like that's like, it's like how you don't want to do like a double child murder riddle of people like, whoa, hey man, like come on,

I was hoping to like, which nickel is the shiniest or something shit? Like just give me like a basic thing. So I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go anti-disocaminableism, something that my cousin had and go with the light bulb riddle So I'm gonna go anti-disocamina bullism, something that my cousin had, and go with the light bulb brittle. I'm gonna go, if we taking driving

or concentrating out of the equation, then I'm gonna say light bulb brittle. Because that's when you could solve, if you think it through, I think the Albatross one is such a leap that it's hard to, I think that's gonna be frustrating for someone to. Yeah. Great, I'm with you.

That one moves forward. What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both put into pies during Christmas? A rabbit. Whoa, Addle. No. Yeah. Tricks used to be for kids.

Aaron, can I say, Tricks used to be for kids, and then I solved that problem. If you stick your finger... It's can still eat pie. if you stick your finger deep into either one of them, it comes up blue. JPC, I, I, I hate it. I included this one because it's a very common riddle trope. And I wanted to have one of these in here. Oh, I was saving them both, Aaron, and yet you ate them in the ice box. No. Okay.

Riddle's trying to be like to be talking about the fuck at ice box. This one, I call this kind of a riddle a fuck you, Riddle. Plum. So there's sugar, the most famous plum of all time, sugar plum, fairy. No, this is, you're giving this riddle too much credit by actually trying to assess it out. Is it a rabbit in a plum? It's a rabbit in a plum?

Mm-hmm. And it's, what is the, what do they have in common? Yeah. They're both things. Nothing. Kind of. So the answer is they are both purple except the rabbit. Wow.

So this is the representation of the fuck you riddle inside of it. Yeah, this one, this one I will say I is not going to advance. This is like an A24 riddle, where it's like, aren't we artistic? So now this riddle is shot and it's like, I just make a good riddle. Yeah. A father and son have a car accident

and they are both badly hurt. They are both taken to separate hospitals when the boys take an in for operation, the surgeon says, I cannot do surgery because this is my son. How is this possible? Doctors name us Friday. The sun is gay. Oh yes, but that doesn't really apply. It doesn't really matter here. I'm trying to update this riddle for 2023 and I get more festive. Yeah, having a doctor not operate on a kid because he's gay is updated. Yeah. because he's gay is updated. It's bad.

Yeah. It's the guy who climbs bad Everest. Accidentally pressed Everest, but he's gay. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. Best news blipper of all time. Aaron, I gotta say, I gotta say number one with a bullet

would be the doctor with a mother. Doctors with a mother has to be forward, yeah. Okay. Classic. Classic. I assumed so. In a room there are 53 bicycles. There's a table in the middle room. A deadmate with a bullet hole in his head is slouched in a chair facedown on the table. What happened? Deca, Deca cards, bicycles, little cards and a different card. Yeah. A different card. Yeah.

A different one. Poker or something. Also, this is not a not a strong favorite of mine. I I don't I think like the fact that like decks of cards, I feel like used to be way more common. I think decks of cards have kind of fallen out with the majority of the population at this point. Yeah, it might be hard for someone to get this. Especially they're young, I think. I feel like this is an old-fashioned. I gotta say there was a period of my life where I would maybe for two and a half years or something. I would carry around a deck of cards just where I would, maybe for two and a half years or something, I would carry around a deck of cards

just because it's so fun to shuffle and fiddle with cards when you're watching something, doing something, like it's such, before fidget spinners, it all these new fangirl things, a deck of cards was so tactile and fun. Also, I don't, you're coughing up dust. I'm gonna cut the fingers off my glove, carry a deck of cards around and throw them thinking I was gambit. So that's it. I used to carry the fingers off my glove, carry a deck of cards around and throw them thinking

I was gambit. So that's it. I used to carry on a deck of cards, but it was most of the deck had been removed because I only carried around enough to play Euker with because we would play Euker during silent period at school. And it was very fun to play Euker without talking at all. Very fun way to play that. Euker's an outstanding game.

Oh, sorry. So we solved that one, right? You solved that one. Is it the Hitchie-Dead Poker or something? Yeah, you got it. You got it right. Oh, also, before I move forward, I know that some iconic riddles that we have loved on the show have not made this list, but I wanted to limit myself to ones that people submitted.

Because I thought if other people remember them and not just our broken brains, then they must be good. And if I've ever done something that's like a mistake or bad, it was because someone else did it as well. I mean, that's like an easy way to save it for us all to make, right? Yes, it's nothing I ever do as my fault. I will never take responsibility for my own action. Absolutely. Aaron, do we have time in this first scene? Yeah, sure. Only maybe three scenes across the episode. So. We'll save it. We'll save ours. No, yeah, sure. Only maybe three scenes across the episode. So we'll save it. We'll save ours. No, I don't know what we're going to see. Across the episodes by favorite Beatles movie.

I'm going to say Aaron and JPC, you are a husband, wife duo. You sort of like beanie babies for a while or like coins on QVC. You thought that bicycles were going to be super valuable. So you stocked up on bicycles, you have 50 plus bicycles, and you've just got news that bicycles are not a hot item. What are we going to do? Okay, okay, let's... I can't get to our sink. I can't even get to any sink in our house. I don't know where kids are, they're under all these bikes.

You're spiraling, you're spiraling, okay? Look, don't listen to the... Don't're spiraling, you're spiraling, okay? Look, we have, don't listen to, don't worry about that. We have the bicycles, okay? Look, we're not gonna end up being able to become millionaires off these bicycles, like we thought, but that doesn't mean that we don't, you know, have something here, okay? Let's just think about holistically,

we have all these bicycles. My whole life is hitting my ankle on the pedal bike it hurts so bad No, no, no, this is this could be good mountains and a molehill so silver lining. We have to figure Um, what if we start I'm gonna bike away. I think from you. I'm gonna bike. I'm gonna start a new life How how are you gonna how are you gonna get out of here? Okay, you can't maneuver you can't get one of these bikes Tiner around me every time I try to move. It doesn't, look, it doesn't matter, okay? Hey, but it's our life, we're here, we have the bikes,

we have to make the, what if we start a race? What if we start a bike race for a charity? People don't care about bikes. But people care about charity, okay? The bikes are worthless, but the charity, that could be it. Bells on the bike, two. Bells on the bike? Two. Bells on the bike?

What if we sell it for parts? Parts? People. Why don't you understand? We just got the same phone call. These bikes are worthless. The bike market has bottomed out. What if we,

tries to get out of it. That's how the tour de France was created. Oh yeah, and one more thing, I was the wife of that scene. Wow. Wow. I was talking to a bike spas game. So interesting, huh? Okay, in the next riddle is you are in a room with no windows, doors, or exits.

The only items in the room are a mirror and a table. How do you escape? Hate this. This is one of my least favorite riddles all the time. You look into the mirror, you see what you saw, you take out the saw, you cut the bamba back. This riddle sucks. Yeah, look at the mirror and-

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I don't like that the bicycles are moving forward, but I'm not going to fight out on this one. I think the bicycles are fine. Well, we'll knock it out next round. We'll see. Most riddles are bad. Do you remember? Yeah. A man rode into town on Friday, stayed for three nights and rode out on a Friday. How was that possible? Holiday in his name is Friday. State of week. He lied. He lied. He lied. He lied.

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Yeah. I like horse's name Friday just because, yeah, I think it just works better as a riddle. Okay. I do think that that might be the riddle that people know the answer to the most, which is my hesitation about having it be my go to riddle. I think if you are, if you're going to find some riddled enjoyers, they're going to know that one the most, but I think also that's another one that you can get, and it makes you be like, oh, okay.

When you hear the answer to the, you know, you eat the dates and drink the springs, you're like, come on. Fuck off. Totally. All right, ready? Yeah, that riddles, that's like the brachetta of riddles. Like, we all know, we like it.

Oh, okay, I see, I see. But there's other things on the menu that are a little more exciting. Yeah, we wanna to get to the Kachio Bethlehem B That's basically your catchphrase at this point. Adela is cut you a bad. I love it The man finds himself committing to work in a car every day upon arrival to work each morning

He proceeds to drive his car in a circle four times before finally parking it and entering his office building Why does the man drive in circles every day? Aaron? Adel. Can I say something? Sure. In the time it took you to read that riddle, I wrote and mailed to myself,

thereby making it official, I own the idea. Yep. The phrase, catch you, Pepe, me if you can. Now I assume, all right, a script of this, of course, based on catch me if you can, but this is yeah, well, well, I was saying that and while Aaron was reading the riddle, I didn't listen to I was thinking of catch your pep phrase. Oh, that's a catch phrase.

Catch your phrase. I'm on Amazon trying to find co hosts for a podcast. They're on prime. Okay. What? It can fix this quickly. Two-day delivery for your co-hosts. Yeah, they're great. They seem great. Five stars. Let's do this.

Converse. What is the answer to that riddle? The man finds himself committing to work in his car every day. Upon arrival to work each morning, he proceeds to drive his car in a circle four times before finally parking it and entering his office building. He's looking for a spot. Why does the man drive in circles every day? He's looking for a spot or he works in hell

and he has to go down the little, okay. Is this like a guy who just absolutely hates what he does? And he's just like, you know, I'll just drive around the block four more times. I would make the doughnuts. Yeah, the other thing that I thought with this one was, is this like the monopoly board, but the four times around the board

doesn't make any sense. That is the monopoly board. But it's not like a parking garage with like this spiral. It is a parking garage. The man works in a crowd of part of downtown is required to park on the fifth floor of a parking structure.

So that is the first one. Second one is a naked man is lying dead in the desert. There are no footprints around him and there are no mountains in the distance. He's holding a straw. Burning man. No, and no. What is the answer? Is this the guy skydived? No, he's holding a straw. So he was in a hot air balloon and he drew the short straw. Yep. So he's naked because they tried to, they were sinking, right? And they tried to throw everything overboard. I was thinking heavier. And it started to close and everything.

And then it was still sinking. So they said somebody had to, yeah, jump over. Exactly. So which of those two do you like better? I didn't realize how many riddles involved death. I, I think I got to think that the straw desert naked one is the more classical of these two riddles. So that's the one I'm going to go with. Hey, thank you for Brucecada, classical, Katio Pepe.

Thank you. Let's keep referring to these riddles. I'm speaking this guy's pasta. Thank you. Well, while we speak pasta, let's go on a quick break and then we'll be back to decide what the ultimate riddle is. Ciao, Bella. Chalbella. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey No, but anyways, I'm just adding my favorite Steve Bouchemmi pictures to my aura frame. I'm obsessed with this by the way. I'm giving this as a gift to everyone in my life because I love it so much.

And so pictures of him will pop up amongst my family and friends and beloved pictures. So he's sort of just like a part of it. Adam, what are you doing talking to that sled? Oh, hey Aaron, what's going on? It's a new dress I thought I looked lovely. Well, Aaron, it's seriously, so you do look lovely. You look like you would go so fast downhill. It's so, it's so easy to get started. And then once you do the tech is incredible, I can upload photos right from my phone and just to click, it'll even pair photos together for me like two pictures of the same person, wink wink Steve O'Shemi or from the same day wink wink opening day of, uh, who what was that HBO show that he was in?

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I've given them out to friends. I've given them out to friends, I've given them out to family. I gave one to my 88 year old grandmother, who absolutely loves it. And she was able to figure it out very easily. So if you've got a love one in your life that loves pictures, an Orra frame is a great gift. It's so easy, even a sled can use it.

Hey, oh speaking of pictures, JPC, get a picture of me standing on Aaron's back. Okay, where is Aaron? Is she gonna be a keep forgetting that's Aaron. Dang, and you know what? I did this bit, the Steve Bouchembe bit, because I actually have uploaded a ton of pictures of Steve Bouchembe to my aura frame, and it's a great bit. People come in my house, it's lovely pictures of my nieces, and then all of a sudden Steve

Bouchembe's on my aura frame gets a laugh every time. What a sleds house even look like. of my nieces and then all of a sudden Steve Buschemmies on my aura frame gets a laugh every time. What a sleds house even look like doesn't matter from now to black Friday and cyber Monday visit aura frames dot com and get $40 off their best selling a carver mat frame with the code riddle. This is their best deal of the year. So get yours now. That's aura a you are a frames dot com with the promo code riddle terms and conditions apply but don't take it from them take it from me

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Why do I think of that, falls down. We are back with our riddles bracket to decide what riddle I will tell people when they find out I'm on a riddle podcast. Also Casey during the break said, Kacio sleep pay, but phenomenal. That's great. It's got to be Kacio sleep. Kiss.

I mean, sleep pay. I appreciate you trying to say sleep pay, but it's going to be sleep. Oh. Is he typing? There he is. Yeah, he said, yeah, he said he admitted it. He admitted it. Yeah.

Okay. There is a dead man hanging from the ceiling in a news with a puddle of water underneath them. The room is a legendary no way in no way out room. The news is too far in the air to jump into. How did the man hang himself? Bapapapa, but he stood on a block of ice. Yes. Yes. The block of ice murder. And then Adel. So this is sort of, I don't know how to address this without revealing the order in which we record things. We recorded a jeopardy episode of our Patreon that Janet was on. I don't know if it's come out yet.

I don't know if it's coming out. But one of the answers to the riddles was on that episode. You're running a race and past the person in second place. What place are you in now? So I had read that today and that's how I knew and I cheated and I promised I would cheat in that game and I did cheat and now you're finding. Wow. That's fine. You did first thing before we even got to the categories. As you said, I am gonna cheat. And I did. I didn't even mean to cheat and then I cheated. How fun. It's not cheating to no things. Knowing things is cheating. I mean, I had read it that day and I didn't tell you that I had. That's right, you also don't ever have to reveal

why you know things, know whatever checks. That one says, how can you do that? You're giving me a headache, JPC. It would be funny if I'm, I'm giving you a headache. It'd be funny if I'm real jeopardy. Someone's like, they buzz in and they're like, Charles Dickens and they're like, hey, can I just want to say,

get his phone. I read great expectations. Get his phone, search for Charles Dickens and they're like, hey, can I just want to say? Get his fire red, great expectations. Do you guys think I'm gonna? And you're like, get his phone search for Charles Dickens. See if he's been texting anybody about Charles Dickens in the last couple of days. That was too fast, Ken Jennings.

Okay. Which of these two Reddles is going to move forward? So it was, what position are you in second place? And then block of ice? Yeah. I think just to just so it's we don't end up with all gruesome gory riddles, I'm going to say the race one. Yeah, we haven't really had a riddle yet. I think in this contest that is like, hey, just think about it for one second, you know, like I'm giving you the information, Mr. policeman. So I'll go with the race one as well.

Great. Are you ready? Yeah. Who makes it but has no need of it? Who buys it but has no use for who uses it? But can neither see nor feel it? What is it? Echo. And echo.

Adel. A coffin. You answer me, but I never ask a question. What am I? JPC? Yeah, I've never really asked a question. Oh, the phone? Yes, telephone.

Yeah. So which of those two, kind of similar? Wow, I'm gonna immediately, I'm gonna immediately go against what I just said last round and I'm gonna say the casket one even though it's gruesome There's not specific details Yeah, I don't know like gruesome. It's just about a casket. I know that's clever. That's a very clever one great Only one color but not one size stuck at the bottom yet. I easily fly present and sun but not one size. Stuck at the bottom, get I easily fly. Present and sun, but not in rain, doing no harm and feeling no pain.

What am I? Feel like my list is out to play today. Is this one shadow? Is this a shadow? This is a shadow. I had there had to be one shadow in here. They asked me what shadow was in there. This is a shadow of a girl.

And I have a prediction that shadow's going up against egg, but Aaron continue your I mean, you're going to go. I'm saying cloud. You guys are on track that I picked these two to go together because they are classic answers to riddles. Okay. In a better and jelly shadow and egg.

What has four fingers and a thumb, but isn't alive. An egg glove. A glove. Are we going to go team shadow riddle or team glove riddle? I'm team glove. I'm glove. I'm glove. Oh, on this one. I'm glove. Glove. Yeah. Catch your glove. Yeah. I'm shocked. I'm shocked. Call me call me childish. Game. Be know because I am all about the glove. And if you're a fan of our first episode. this is a riddle that Alice Stanley submitted to the

new episode one. There's a cabin in the woods. There's no footprints around the cabin. There are seven people inside and they're all dead. They all died at the same time. There's no one else in the cabin. How did the people die? Aaron, I'm no joke. This is the go-to riddle I give when people ask me to give them riddle. Oh. So this is the go-to. And it's obviously the pot is sweetened by the fact that the one and only I'll Stanley submit it because she's the best. It's a cabin of an airplane.

What can travel around the world while staying in a corner? And this is another one that I feel like is a pretty heavy. Little jack corner. This is a stamp. This is a stamp. staying in a corner. And this is another one that I feel like is a pretty heavy. This is a stamp. This is a stamp. This is a stamp. This is two of the best. This is two one seeds going up against each other.

Yeah, Aaron this is too hard. I gotta go cabin in the woods, because that's literally my go to when people ask me to tell them a riddle. I'll take cabin in the woods as well. My go to when people ask me about what I do for work because I say you wanna put your fingers in this position on the fret,

and that's an A, and then that's a C. And someone's like, that's pretty high up for a fret. We got another classic, here we go. Johnny's mother had three children. The first was named April the second was named May. What was the name of the third child? Jonathan. No. It's Johnny, right?

Yes. Yeah. No way's it Johnny, They're a Jonathan. Well, I'm the Johnny What Johnny my Johnny am air is a Johnny oh? No, oh my god, some months have 30 days and some months up GBC how much of what you say is true Day and now I'm here on society flipped that back on you. Some months have 30 days. And some months have 31 days. How many have 28?

All of them. All of them. Yeah, so which of those two moving forward? All of them moving forward. And also, I think this might be a good episode for people to try out the show if they haven't listened before, because you might not have heard all these.

Nice onboarding episode. I would say the months, the how many days, because that's like a clever one. That's when where you could set it out. If you stopped to think about it, um, I mean, the Johnny one too, but the month one is more satisfying to solve. They both, they both have a similar thing where it's like, yeah, you, you already have all the information. I've given it to you type of thing.

Um, but yeah, I'm going to go with the months as well. Jack and Judy were lying on the floor dead. There was a puddle of water and broken glass on the floor. How did they die? Yeah, this is the one where they're fish. And they died because someone broke the fish tank. Jack was cheating on... Yes.

With Jill. A cat. A cat broke it. What occurs once in every minute, twice in every moment, but never in a thousand years? An order cat. And order gays. And order gays. The letter I.

No. Or what was it? Wait, what was it once every minute twice in every moment, but never in a thousand years. It's got to be M. M and M. I like the M. I like the letter M one more than I like the fish on the floor one. I don't like one.

We're not gonna get out our theme song by one. Yeah, I like the fashion. Where it's like the twist is that like, I guess this is like the horse's name Friday, they were fish. Like the twist is that these things are something else. I don't know. So what are you picking? Well, I said fish and he said, uh, it's the first time we've ever disagreed.

Oh yeah, Casey, what do you like better? Do you like the letter M or the fish, Riddle? I'm with JPC and letter M. I speak without a mouth and here without ears. I have nobody, but I come alive with wind. What am I? Apple heart. Google home, the home.

No, not a fart. Well, kinda, honestly, it's kind of funny, Adel, kinda. Well, kinda forever. An echo. Yes, an echo. Oh, yeah, it's kind of funny at all. Kind of. Well, kind of forever. An echo. Yes, an echo. Yeah. Oh, yeah, I think I'm as an echo. The more it dries, the better it gets.

What is it? A towel. All right. Which of those two? I told you that in confidence. Ha, ha, ha. Which of those two moves forward? I like the towel.

Towel. Yeah. It's quick, it's simple. I go, I will do the towel one pretty often if I'm giving a riddle All right There's a man that takes the elevator down from the 21st to That's so funny There's a man that takes the elevator down from the 21st floor of his apartment building in order to get to work every day

When the work day is over and he comes back home He takes the elevator to the 15th floor and takes the stairs the rest of the way up. The only time he goes all the way up to the 21st floor is when there is somebody else in the elevator or it's raining outside. Why is this? Is this something? See, I hate this one. He's short and he needs the umbrella to reach the number, to like press the number. But if But if if you if it's going to save you like seven flights of stairs, you walk around with the umbrella every day. I don't care if it's not ready. People like, what do you have the umbrella? But because I saved me seven flights

of stairs. So you love that one? No. That's one of my least favorite riddles. What has no beginning beginning middle or end. Hey, we're podcasts. We're on agreement. What does no beginning middle or end? That's what made me smile. No beginning a snake. No beginning no middle and no end. Oh, is this like a sale at Coles? No, that's amazing. Yeah, it's just kind of ongoing.

It's really funny. Just never any time you go in there, it's 20% off. Um, no beginning, middle, or end. Anything you have a hint? Yeah, here's musical. A spiral. A circle. A circle. Yeah, but what is a circle?

Name things that are circles. It's not philosophical. What is a circle? An oraboris. Oh, a soft. What is the circle in or a Boris? Oh, it's naked in its on tail. No, no, no. Adona. Adona. Adona.

Which of those two move forward? Donate one, obviously. Donate one. Yeah. All right. Jennifer and Madeline went out for lunch. Both order iced tea to drink. Jennifer, I have PTSD from this.

Jennifer had an appointment later. So she finished her drink quickly and finished. So brave of you to bring up this battle and finish the poison soon after Madeline dropped dead. But Jennifer was unharmed. The police woman has a murder and found that how many people submitted this one because I do think that you are being bullied online. This is this is cyber bullying is cyber bullying. And if we run out of time, this wins, hands down, and the answer is P out the poison. No. Okay, about four people submitted this.

Also, about 50 people submitted your mom. I had to go like scroll, like just saying, like you are mom. Alice mom. They said that when I said, hey, what's the best riddle of all time on Instagram? And everyone was like, your mom, your mom, your mom, your mom, your mom and I didn't. Indepenely, but that was one of the options. No, they just wrote that.

That was a right in option that they just decided to. Well, they all are the party together. No, they just, we all. In 1996. It's the demographic of people who listen to the show. They go, I could be helpful or I could be a JPC and write your mom. And they went with the latter option. First of all, I would say, I would say your dad, let's say, turn the mirror back on you

society and everyone understands what it's like. When you turn the mirror on me, I see your dad. I take the dad. I saw the dad in half. Take the whole from the butthole of the dad. That guy got a new dad. What is the answer to that riddle, the real answer? I mean, the real answer is the other way.

It's the poison is in the ice, but the real answer is the piece of poison. Yeah, the poison. And that's number one. If we run time, that's number one for sure. Two quickly for the ice melt. There is a word and six letters it contains. Take one away and 12 is what remains. What word is it?

Dozens. Yes, which of those two move forward? Piazza Poison. Piazza Poison. Piazza Poison. And Aaron. First said, stop ever in the history of the show. Aaron not.

Nice to stress you out. What's up? Do we have time to get through the rest of this break? Yeah. Because I think the second round, once I've read all of them, I'll just have to give a keyword. Yes, yes, yes, yes. If you have me, you want to share me. But if you share me, you no longer have me.

What am I? Right, a secret. A secret. Two girls were born to the same mother on the same day, at the same time, in the same month and year, and yet they are not twins. How can this be? Triple.

They're their triplets. So what moves forward? A secret or triplets? Secret. Secret triplets sounds like a Book series. Yeah, Adeldo you agree secret moves forward? So I'm gonna see I like I think I like triplets better Sleepy Casey sleep. I gotta break that. That's why you have to sort of you're in the micro and you have to zoom out to the macro To be like there's still twins, but there's a third. Someone did ask, I don't remember where, but they were like,

why do they call him sleepo? And I think it was on a Patreon episode that we decided that his day was sleep. So I think it's very funny that we just brought that through. This a bottom mother fucker said, um, both are great. Come on. Casey, can I get you maybe some syrup or a couple of pads of butter or you find with just this waffle, okay? Bucking pastry said secret is so quick.

So I prefer that. Yeah, secret. Okay, great. I'm surprised. Uh, you throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat? I was born.

What did you eat? Hahaha. What did you eat? Get that out of your mouth. No, let it go. You ate a watermelon egg. Watermelon egg? What is this one? A watermelon egg?

Not a watermelon, not an egg. No watermelon is the... Oh, no, you can get that stuff. Green and you go at red or something, that's watermelon. But the... No one submitted that one. Wait, can you repeat this one, sorry? This is you cook the inside and throw out the outside.

You throw it outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat? As? Is it a pumpkin? No, not a pumpkin, but I guess closer with pumpkin. There's something that you have, a layer, an outside layer, you have to take off to eat.

And then you eat. Oh, I'll believe it. That's right, it's a banana. No. layer you have to take off to eat. And then you need that's right. It's a banana. No, you'll play. Damn it. Top of a your plate. Do you say, do you pronounce a tea and your plate? Your plate yourself. That was a lot of fun. Um, well, I move quick. So I'm just going to tell you, it's an ear of corn. Oh, yes, it's a. It's a. I'm scared.

The car. Yes, yes, yes. And in the last riddle, how much dirt is there in a hole that's four feet by five feet by six feet? Zero. There's been beaten a hole. Exactly. What moves forward? Iracorn. Yeah, that corn one. All right.

Round two. We're going to fly through this. Hey, Aaron. What's up? Not to stress you out, but Now that we're gonna be able to choose between these pretty quickly, I think we have too much time left Lord What is the longest word in a dictionary? Riddle I forgot verse light bulb inside a closet eat. I'm gonna go with smiles Whoa, okay? Yeah smiles on this one first. Here's what Aaron closet, eat. I'm going to go with smiles. Oh, okay.

Yeah, smiles on this one first. Here's what Aaron, I would go with light bulb, but then it's going to be a tie and then Casey will side with JPC. So I'll just, I'll just I'll just Wow. The middle man. He's such a victim. A father and son of a car accident, the doctor's mother riddle or the 53 bicycles.

Wow. The doctors and mothers again, just classical, just like the Fedecinial Freydu, but the bicycle one is clever, but dark. We want clever and dark or classic. And it's the mother one's too known, right? It's too well known. Are you putting that into the consideration, though? Like, is the consideration point like this is well known? I'd say follow your heart here. Because he has a heart. Plan card.

I think both of these riddles don't really even work anymore because I think like people are like, what? Bicycle is a brand of playing cards. What the fuck are you talking about? And the doctor is the mother one is like, what do you mean? How is that a riddle? We're having the doctors for you. about? And the doctor's the mother one is like, what do you mean? How is that a riddle? We have the doctors for you.

Yeah. You got to pick. But I'll go doctor's the mother just for its cultural capita. Cultural cash. Yeah, I'll do the same since it's part of our theme song. Great. Next to,

horse's name is Friday, verse a man is naked lying dead in the desert with straw and clothes. I think you like horses in Friday. Oh, sleep. Oh, sleep. Oh, I've been through the sleep. Oh, I know. No, right.

You know, man, wait and to see what he say. So you don't think kids today know bicycle playing cards, but you're singing a song by the band America Adel pick the man is laying dead in the desert Don't let that be the factor. You know the name of that band That one. Oh, okay. So horse names Friday getting knocked out Case in Iroquena did not expect that out a horse, only if it's a cop horse. I just gotta say, I have to come on, Mike, and say,

Adel, you have no idea how much my consideration for you being mad at me for choosing JVZ is already part of the equation in this first two choices. I was like, man, I really do like that secret one more, but I don't want Adel to be mad at me. Yeah. Yeah. Next, Riddle, you're running a race I really do like that secret one more, but I don't want Addle to be mad at me. Yeah.

Yeah. Next riddle, you're running a race and past the person's second place riddle. Verse, who makes it, but has no need of it, coffin riddle. I'm gonna say coffin. Coffin. Whoa. Yeah, coffin for sure.

That's like the top 10. That's a very, that's a top 10 riddle. Wow, okay. I'm just surprised. What has four fingers and a thumb it is in that's a top 10 riddle. Wow. Okay. I'm just surprised. What has four fingers and a thomin is in a live, the glove riddle? This guy. Oh, this guy. And then the cabin and the woods riddle. Cabin in the woods.

Yeah, this is the cabin and the woods. It's a kind of riddle and down. I like the glove riddle. It's a hard matchup, but I think cabin and the woods one has to move on. All right. Some months have 30 days riddles or it occurs once every minute, twice every moment, but never in a thousand years. I'm pretty man, both of these, but I think I would lean towards the letter M one.

I don't think we have one like that where you have to like figure out the letter yet. Yeah. I like that it's that it's like the answer is right in front of you. And then they kind of are like, Oh, I see. It's in the words, not in the concept. I like to say, I'm going to go with the M one as well. Great. The more tries the letter gets versus what has no beginning, middle or end a donut.

I'm going to go with the first one because now I just can't stop thinking about JPCs but yeah. And how it's getting pretty wet, Aaron. I'm gonna go with the first one because now I just can't stop thinking about JPC's butt. Yeah. And how is getting pretty wet, Aaron? Is that a good time? The podcast or? No, no, no, no. Are you going with the towel one?

Yeah, I'll go with towel one. Right. P out the poison. Poison was in the ice one, versus... P out the poison. Aaron, no need to even say the other. P out the poison. If you have me, you want to share me a secret one.

If you share me, you no longer have me. Oh, actually, the poison. Poison. Come on. Poison. All right. Like a like a like Rob Lowe's hair in the early 90s, late 80s poisoned. That was tick to long.

It took too long. That was the problem with it. All right. If you throw away the outside and cook the inside, the ear of corn, Rital, versus longest word in the dictionary, smiles. I got to think, I think I like ear of corn better on this one. Yeah. Yes, because that's, yeah.

Because you're limited by food. It's not like anything in the world that's definitely food and the smallest one is like you have to think of every word in the dictionary. So I'm gonna say the ear corn one is a better constructed one. Yeah, okay. Dr. was the mother, Riddell versus hot air balloon picking straws, Riddell. Hey, hot air balloon. Honestly, at all. Hey, hot air balloon. Honestly, God. Yeah, let's go hot air balloon. It makes you feel better. We could make the hot air balloon gay. Hey, by the way, you can't make the hot air. Okay. Culture in society have already done that for you,

my friend. The coffin riddle who makes makes it, but has no need for it, versus cabin of an airplane. Coffin. Cabin of an airplane. Whoa, sleep-o, you're up. Coffin versus cabin. And remember, Casey, I literally don't care. Yeah.

Cabin of the airplane. Wow, okay. Okay, this is getting super real. My next 40x ticket is on me, okay. Okay, this is getting my next next 40x ticket is on me Casey. Oh Wow blackmail What occurs in every minute twice in every moment but never in a thousand years to letter M the more dries the weather it gets a towel Hmm, I like the towel one. I see how it's to say I still like towel because of the JPCs but yeah. He does cannot win just because you keep thinking to JPCs but we got to be for real about this. My butt got second place in a beauty contest. I'll be erred if it

can't win this little bracket. P out the poison. The poison was in the ice versus you throw away the outside, cook the inside. Oh, this is so beautiful. The poison is tough. It's got to be pee at the poison. All right. I'm shocked. We don't have merch that just says pee out the poison. It's almost like the warning signs, you know how sometimes on electrical devices or

on food products, they'll be like a warning sign. There should be a hazard sign that says, P out the poison. Yeah. Or that caution wet floor sign of a person like slipping and falling on their back, but it just says, P out the boys. Or caution wet butt. Manline dead in the desert with the straw around him, first cabin of an airplane.

Cabin of airplane. Although that man could have been from that same airplane. We are of one mind when it comes to cabin on the airplane. Wow, I can't believe that one might win. Hey Aaron, don't worry it won't. Do you have the poison skill? Do you have the poison skill? The more it dries the water it gets, what is it versus P out the poison

P out the poison gps thinking god this is one of the hardest to pay out the poison okay P out the poison verse cabin of an airplane. The-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la- one. I remember hearing that as a child as like one of the first more lateral thinking kind of riddles and hating it. Wow. I just remember being like so mad but now as an adult I fucking love it. I think it's such a good riddle so smart. So I just have an attachment to that one. Kasey, exact same story of my life but replace the riddle with green olives. Okay. Okay. Okay, yeah.

I'm doing that in my head and I like it. I used to hate them and then I grew up and I'm like, these are delicious. Same story of my life except replace all of the details that you shared and the person that happened to. And then you've got my life to a T. The last thing also,

pee out the poison. I think that happened before I was on the show. That would have also had nostalgic Associations maybe for me, but you're not gonna make me feel guilty for that case Yeah, I don't know what the fuck you're trying to pull right now. Oh damn it. Why do I say it? That's what we call a PS That's a priest that's a pre-sleep-o and again pre-sleep-o can still you break Aaron I don't want us to say it. I think you know the answer.

And I think because you created a staying, memorable legacy of an answer, I would like you to say it. I would like you to say it. So Aaron, let's give you the riddle. So two women are. It was a cabinet. No, no.

Wrong. She got a wrong. Two women are out. That's not what I wanted her to say. Two women are the cabinets. No, no. No, wrong. She got a wrong. Two women are out. That's not what I wanted her to say. They both ordered the same drink. One drink's a quick one drinks it's slow. There's ice in both glass and there's poison in the ice.

Why did the person who drink it quick not die? Well, the real answer is poison in the ice, but the real real answer is she peed out the poison. I don't anything to plug. Aaron, I don't, here's the thing. I don't like, I don't like to be disgusting or vulgar on this podcast. That's not something that I like. But when I tell you now that multiple times a week when I pee, I think about peeing

out the poison. That's just something that happens in my brain whenever I pee. And in fact, sometimes I even say, be in at the pose. What an honor. Sounds like a song by a man. Yeah. I don't, anything to plug.

Yes. Thank you so much. I will take the podium and the hot mic, hot mic. I wanna plug two things, very important. In the past couple of weeks, I've been listening to a lot of Oasis. So I think you should listen to Oasis. Wow.

Liam or Noll? Liam, all the way. Big, big Liam. He's gonna run into Noll's Noll Gallagher. Liam is gonna run and reborn. He said it himself. He's true rock and roll. Where Liam is fake rock and all.

Um, and the second thing I want to promote is all the other podcasts that we do. These scars that includes, but not limited to billbubs, sick, um, uh, R&B, DbD, uh, sick, new podcast. Take it. It was a hello from the magic castle. Uh, the word association. You can nothing funny there. Nothing on that one. Which is a tagline.

Nothing funny there. And tell me about shit. So that's my plug. Aaron, do you have anything to plug? Um, all of those podcasts. Also check out our Patreon. I feel like we've been having a lot of fun over there lately. Patreon.com slash a riddle

Do a free week trial and listen to some Episodes coming out GPC. Do you have a review to read? I'd love to read a review if you want to get a review featured on the show Just go to what Apple side tunes anywhere you leave five star reviews Just make sure you give us five big shining stars and I might pick it treat. Hey, today I picked this one from Joey's 98. I invited them to my wedding. Sorry for any typos. I've been listening since 2018 and I think this podcast has killed most of my brain cells.

Anyway, five stars. I invited them to my wedding and they said they're coming. And we did come and we did record it episode about it. So you can listen to that. Picture.com.shade.rattle. It's all there, baby. Now, Aaron, when you pee out the poison, sometimes there's a big storm.

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