Hey Riddle Riddle - #28: Thank you, Snake!

Episode Date: January 30, 2019

In this episode the Clue Crew might be getting sued! JPC is obsessed with Ariana Grande, Erin casually brings up the time a kid tried to stab her brain and Adal can’t catch a break in Seattle. Also Sandy brings us some fun in the sun with a piping hot Sandbox! If you like the show and want more, join our Clue Crew by subscribing on Patreon at patreon.com/heyriddleriddle for weekly bonus episodes and other content!Starring:Adal RifaiJohn Patrick CoanErin KeifGuest Starring:Sandy Weisz at mysteryleague.comEditing by: KJ SnyderTheme by: Arne ParrottLogo by: Emily Kardamis & Emmaline MorrisSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is a headgun podcast. Hey, Aaron, didn't you have some super exciting news to tell me? Oh my god, are you obsessed with me? Are you obsessed with me? Get in the car. We do have some exciting news. Would you like to share it? Let's share it one word at a time.

Okay. We have a Patreon. That is currently launched Are you guys recording? It's a damn it, Abel He went to the bathroom and we did that to you. He's obsessed with that. He's obsessed with that. Should I go back to my corner? It's currently launched and you can find us at patreon.com slash hey riddle riddle

That's the name of our podcast with a slash and how much does it cost a month? you can give any amount that you want but we recommend giving five dollars because that's the only one that unlocks content great wait are we getting paid? don't worry about it go back to your quarter so yeah five dollars a month you can join the clue crew you get access to all of our bonus episodes they drop every Friday. they come out on Friday and are they freaking great? Yeah they're freaking great they're freaking full freaking blank. I would say these are seriously some of my favorite episodes we've recorded. Yeah they're the only good ones. Addle do you have anything to fucking add?

Um at one point I thought it'd be funny if we call their patreon the clue fucks fam. I wish you had Pete longer. I wish you had more. I wish you had Pete all of the water at your entire body and you turned into a mummy. This is why we tried to record this without you here. You fucked us! I don't care that we hurt your feelings. I don't care. All right, Kate, you take us out.

He stood on a block of ice. We both took the number goldfish. It was the cat in the airplane. He sat in with the knife. He sat in with the knife. He sat in with the knife. He sat in with the knife. He sat in with the knife. He sat in with the eh? He's told the typical fish. He was the cat in the air plane.

He's happened with the nuts and crates. And the Lord said, He's ready. He's ready. He's ready. He's ready. He's ready. He's ready.

He's ready. He's ready. He's ready. He's ready. He's ready. He's ready. He's ready. He's ready. He's ready. He's ready. You're a real great young man. This is Puzzies. Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum. We are getting sued.

We're getting sued. There's no way we don't go to jail. Sweetmouth like this, I cannot go to jail. Not just came out of my nose. Sweet nose like that, it's not coming out. You cannot go to jail. So it's sweetmouth and sweet and sweet eyes a.k.a Adilver five sweet belly highs own

Adil the bye This is hey riddle riddle I'm Aaron Keith I'm John peterick co-award My name yes, yeah, DL ref. Yeah, and we've made it and we've made it and we're here. We've made it Welcome to the top Looks pretty good for about top old kill the Joe so high up Can't believe we hiked all the way to the intro of this episode took a while. TBC. Did you spit in my drink? Yes, I just just for the listeners at home. I got back from a Starbucks run

Nice Ron Nice I thought it worked pretty well where I got everybody coffee but a little surprise I Spit in everyone's coffee you should have spitten one person's coffee and then let fear do the rest Okay, and I didn't do that. I did spend them on coffee. Everyone has a special type of spit So yes Aaron you have my spit Adel you have my butt spit, aka a little bit of my shit. And Gage, you have the spit of my heart. AKA, boys. Damn.

Guys, hold tight, I run to the bathroom, I have a butt spit real quick. I did all- The spit of my heart. This is like Shakespeare. All four types of spit and everyone's drink. Mine is the spit of the spleen bile. Doesn't that sound like what Shakespeare would call blood? The spit of my heart poured on the ground. Yes, of course. No, I didn't spend anyone's drinks. I wanted you all to enjoy your drinks free of worry of contaminants.

I even had all of the baristas wash full body, but when they became the presents, they have an emergency shower, one of those like chemistry lab emergency showers to wash off acids and stuff. And I made them do a couple rounds there. In case one of those Jurassic Park dinosaurs frill their necks and spit all over the bath bomb in there, I had enough fun with it.

They had a good time. And JPC, you are Oldman's Pittles. I am Oldman's Pittles for this episode. So I have all the spittles and riddles and I will puzzle you with them throughout the episode. I can't wait and let's get this show on the road. Oh, and by that, dear listeners, what we mean is that we have rented a party bus.

We are putting this from on a bus and we are literally getting the show on the road, although we are stopped at a traffic light and It looks like the traffic light is out and the road is closed So we will get this party bus movie just as soon as we figure out what it's going on It looks like there was some sort of a being told it was a murder in the road Of geese Okay, so these riddles these these warm-up riddles,

some people when they submit riddles to us and waste our fucking time with the bullshit that they know. Some people when they submit riddles, they'll submit just warm-up riddles, like pretty easy ones to solve. So, if I've taken a few of the warm-up riddles submissions and we're going to do them today, I will give people some shout outs for if they sent in a riddle.

This one is from Lori. Lori didn't say whether or not I should read your last name, so I will not. I will say that this was sent from an Xperia by Sony Smartphone. So that should narrow down who Lori is. I know it is. It's an Xperia by Sony Smartphone.

If you rip a hole in me, there will be fewer holes than when you started. What am I? Skin, human skin. Thank you next. Cheese. Thank you next. By the way, I will be standing. Thank you next. If you don't get the real correct, I'm so fucking grateful for my ex. Okay.

X. Okay. If you rip a hole in me, there will be fewer holes than when you start. It's a waste time continuum. If you rip a hole in me, there will be fewer holes. Wow. That's deep. Am I right? Yeah. I mean, no. Thank you, Nagsd. But that is actually, that's a really good answer. If you rip a hole in me, rip a hole makes me sound like I'm farting to a hole I just ripped a hole I'm Larry the cable guy get her dirt Got it. I got a butt spit and then I got a rip a hole. I got to go rip a hole Huh, is it an object? Yes? Is it? Rip torn is it rip Taylor? Yes, if you rip a hole in rip torn, you have less rip torn. Do you ever think about what rip torn tombstones gonna say? I think my

guy a little something like this. He died a man in black. Okay. If you rip a hole in me, rip is such a violent word. If you rip a hole in me, rip is such a violent word. If you rip a hole in me, have fewer holes than when you started. Yeah, there will be fewer holes than when you started. A pants. So whatever this has already has holes in it. Pants. So if you rip a hole in the middle, it's one hole, right?

Honestly, am I? I can't really hear myself. I think I have an ear infection. You mean an ear ti? Yeah, I'm an ear ti. I am an ear ti. A couple of years ago, the sweetest little girl, I love her a lot, she stabbed a paintbrush in my ear and popped my ear drum in my right ear. And now I got a lot of ear infection.

What? What? Yeah, I was an accident. Thank you next to you. She was like a three-year year old girl and she liked to pretend to put makeup on me. So she would just do a grab a paintbrush that didn't have anything on it. And she went like close your eyes because she thought she wanted to put... Did you try to stab your brain? And then she just lined it up and then poked. Pop out your skin was premeditated.

If she says close your eyes and then stomp. Pop my hair out. It was premeditated. If she says close your eyes and then stop. Close your eyes, bitch. You're like, why did she make you cry? Close your eyes, Aaron. No, you're dumb. Yeah. She's the best little kid in the world. And then I scared her so back because I screamed, obviously.

And I was bleeding. And I was like, and she got seven to ten. And she started screaming and sobbing. Yeah, seven to ten minutes in time out. And then she just like pat my head and was like, you're okay. She was so scared. But anyways, now I get ear infections. What was the riddle and what was I saying?

It was tell the most terrible thing about your life. It was the riddle. And you did it. I guess Aaron got it. That sounds terrible. And then she made me, her and her mom made me a little card that was like lend me your ear because I want to say I'm so. Too soon. Yeah, Jesus Christ. If my kid to do so to be cute with it

If my kids skewered a teacher's ear drum with a paintbrush I'd be worried about a lawsuit and I would not be cutesy. Oh no, they were My dad hit a guy with a car when we were growing up and the guy lost his leg and my dad sent him a card that said Learned to Lego. Oh no. Oh no. Yeah, like that. Real piece of work.

It's pants. No, you were, you were like, that's technically right. I was just quick seen where Aaron is, who she is, her own beautiful self. Uh huh. You got stabbed in the air drum. Sure. And JPC, you're a parent whose kid did that.

Okay. You've come into the school not to apologize because you seem very flippant about it. Yeah. But you just talked to Aaron. Gotcha. Oh, so Sydney is. What was that the beginning of push it? Yeah.

That really was it. Dead, dead, dead. Dead, dead. I'm new to town in this school is for my kid. Okay. So you're your air band or whatever? What? to town in this school is for my kid. Okay. So you're your airbender, whatever? What? You're airbender?

Are you? My kid. You're my kid, but tell this teacher. Are you trying to say Aaron? I don't know your name. Okay, I just saw it in an email. Yeah, I'll, yeah, sorry. Can you talk a little quieter?

Yeah, I'm, I'm a tell this teacher. How much talk a little quieter? Yeah, I'm a tilledist teacher. How much can I help you? How much does a teacher earn a year? Ern? I'm sorry? I'm only saying the word spelled. Because we can make this go away. Well, in this state, this town,

I make about like $40,000 a year. $40,000 a year, okay. Well, you know, you just say a number and we can kind of, we can make this whole thing go away. Okay. Four, what a number for what? Look, my kid did something to you. Okay. And now you probably want to have me here with a knife. Oh, all right. All right. Where she got that knife and where she learned how to do that, I guess we'll never know, parent. Well, we picked it up on our, she picked up the knife from our lake house. It's a, we have a small little cottage on like eerie and that's where she got the knife. All right. Well must be nice

What I didn't say anything look what do you want to make this go away? I want you To switch places for me for one week Thunderstorm thunderstorm lightning Freaky Friday Okay, deal I like the sound like you were calling her an airbender Why are you airbender? Are you airbind Keith airbind Keith airbind urban Keith? Are you Keith urban?

Oh Keith urban urban Keith No ripple hold me there will be fewer holes than where you started. Oh, it's pants. It needs to be something. It needs to be something with a lot of holes because there will be fewer holes if you rip a hole. So it's shoes. No.

A window. What has a lot of holes? This thing is basically all holes. Pummus. No. It's not a food. Do you think pumice is? Yes. Mesh a food. Do you think pumice is, do you think pumice is, yeah.

Mesh tank top. Do you think pumice is food? So you think pumice is purple hummus? Screen is not the answer here, but it is very close because that, because a screen is like mesh. Screen two. What else is screen like?

Screen like mesh. Mesh tank top. Screen. Oh. Iesh tanked up. Screen. Oh. I mean, I think I will accept a screen here, but what's like a screen that you would apply to the sea? And that, yeah, a net. A net.

A net. A net. A net. The answer is a net. You are a woman named a net. You're gonna rip a hole in a woman named a net going to rip a hole in a woman name a net. You rip a hole in a woman named a net and then say, God, you're a little demon child.

But yes, it is. The answer is a net. Thank you so much, Laurie. You can find Laurie on her Sony smartphone by Xperia. That's XP, ER, I've never heard of that before. Xperia. When you listen to emails from your phone, does it have the thing at the bottom

that's like typed on my phone? Yes. That is included? Yes. Mine isn't for some reason. I think I turned it off. But I've heard that you should put it on there so people know that you're taking emails

even when you're on your phone. What's some hot fucking great content you're spitting? What are some more tech tips? Yeah, what are some fucking? You would just bring us to our first ever JPCs tech tip. Addle your shouting. You fucking genius bar. Okay, which like my tech tips?

What do you tend the genius bar? I gotta, here's my first tech tip for you. If you are wearing headphones on the train, people will assume that you're listening to music, but you can turn those headphones off, keep them in your ears, and listen to people's conversations. A lot of times they talk about their personal finances or where they put their treasure. This is going to JPC Detective. My tech tips, Corner.

Join us next week for even more tech tips. We'll never record one of those again. Okay, are you guys ready for another warm-up, Riddle? I am. Thank you for having me. Or would you rather do another detective? Warm-up. Okay, so the title of this email is dumb Asilly Riddles.

In parentheses, probably good for warm-ups. This is from Robert. I don't know Robert. If you want me to include your last name, so I will not. Robert writes, these are two very silly and dumb worm of riddles. Uh, I've included some hints for each one and Robert loves the show. Um, which, who knows why. Uh, riddle number one, what animal has the biggest breasts?

What? Oh no. Seriously? It's a net. It's a net. What animal has the biggest breasts? Erin. Erin. Erin. Erin. It's a net. It's a net. What animal has the biggest breasts? Aaron. Aaron and why?

For listeners, Aaron just grabbed her bozumas. Uh, KJ's like, Aaron, he's giving out of here. Uh, I have a hand. I have a hand. I have a hand. Turkey's got big breasts. Cow's got udders. Probably Turkey's. Ostrich.'s got udders. Probably turkeys. Ostrich. What is it?

What's the tip? What's the hint? What's the tip? What's the tip? I want a tech tip. What's the hint? I want a tech tip. Rital hint number one. This is the first hint.

There's two, I think. The answer involves some dumb word play. What animal has the biggest breasts? Uh, titty mouse. Titty mouse. What animal has the biggest breasts? Titty mouse, tip mouse. A titty mouse. A titty mouse. A titty mouse. Tim has to go, did you not hear me from your fucking pop to your drum?

I can't hear. What a convenient pop to your drum. It involves wordplay. So when we think of, okay, okay, I know what's going on you do know Breasted it's gonna be something air and crap. It's gonna be something involving huge boobs. It's gonna be I do like where you're going with double breasted. It's not the right answer But isn't there like a double-breasted booby as yeah, good thing. Yes. Yeah

Is it something is it play on like Dolly Parton? No, no. The animal's name is the word play. I was just saying like, Colley Parton. And a man wrote this. Uh, well, no. No, no. For Robert. This is from Robert, but we don't know if that's a man. So what was the last clue you gave?

You said it is. The answer involves Dunwoord play. I do have one more hint. A C cup bra is bigger than a B cup bra. Is it ocean? A C cup bra. No, it's not. No, it's it's all it's all spelled out. Like C cup is bigger than B cup. And that's the logic that will get you to the answer. D cup, keep going. E cup, keep going. F cup. You got to keep going all the way. D cup.

What's up? D cup. P-Cock. V-B-R. Z-B-R. Kill me! No! No!

No! No! So Aaron liked that one. By the way, his answer says A-Z-B-R. A-Z in parentheses A-Z-B-R. Get it? Cricket sounds. So you get it, cricket sounds. So you didn't get cricket sounds unless crickets make the, no, no, no sound, which would be a great sound if crickets made.

It's just as common as they are now. No, no, no. Damn it, damn it. Damn it, Steve. I think the best joke. Where are the keys to the Honda, Steve? No. Making every... I wish crickets were like parents. So like parents, they just took I think the best joke where the keys to the Honda Steve no making every I was quick It's where like parents so like parent they just took people's complaints and then

Magnify those back his crickets out. It's nice to be out in the country. Honey. No, no, no I like just getting away just getting away from the city. Did you fuck her? Did you fuck her? Call your whore, Steve! I'm laughing now. Okay, you guys ready for his Roberts? We don't know his. Honestly, thank you next. Thank you next. I mean all the best jokes in in with get it. All right, riddle two. What three letter word turns boys into men and girls into women? Mo, town, family. Was that right?

No, it's not Mo, town, family, three letter word. Yeah. No, three letter word turns boys into men and girls into women. Hers. Boys into men. Girls into women. Hers, she. He.

He. He. He. her her's and he How many of the two letter word the four little orders is pubes What three letter word turns boys to mean yes three letter word turns boys into man and girls into women Is there a cover is there a boy'sstemmed cover group called girls to women? Not yet. Can they be? Don't look at me.

I'll produce it. What three-liter word turns boys to men? I have hints too. All right, I'll take a hint. Age, AGE. The answer? Yes, you got it. Is it? Yeah, it's AGE, AGE. You answer, yes, you got it. Is it? Yeah, it's age, AGE. You want to read these hints anyway?

The answer is not creepier weird and does not involve toxic masculinity. Thank you, Robert. And there's no word play involved. It's just age. Cool. Yeah. So that one did not get cricket sounds.

Thank you next. Cool. And then we have one more warm up riddle. This one, this can't possibly be this person's name. Hold on, let me see if they signed it. Is it Blamba? Wow, there's, it's from four people, but they're, okay, I'll read their name at the end. Is it the four horsemen? No, they're, is it us? I will say this. So the title of this email is stupidly certain. Wait, how many people do you think host this show?

I see four people in this room right now Wow Letters got a hosting job nice job letters. Take it away letters Clamming up stupidly simple warm up riddle the person's Gmail name is Allison Wonderland So Allison Wonderland that can't be a real person's name, right? No, that's a joke, it's a good point. I get baked, but I don't get high. I wear a jacket, but I'm not a guy. I get smashed, but I do not drink.

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Think about it kids don't do drugs give some kisses You give some hugs gonna talk to mom gonna talk to dad gonna be real happy ain't gonna get sad Just want to bring up one more thing if you're a kid you should do drugs drugs are cool and doing them It's fine do drugs if you're a kid all the time this is a riddle Do you know the answer to this riddle no Erad you want to even fucking try? So what is Real over time I get baked for a joke

I get baked by don don't get high. So I wear a jacket. So far it's like a cake. Yeah. You're on the right track. I'm really a jacket, but I'm not a guy. Cake. That's a band cake.

I get smashed, but I do not drink. I'm white or orange, but never pink. I think the, I get smashed. I get baked and I get smashed are probably the most important clues of this one. I get baked, I get smashed. Potatoes. The answer is potato. My favorite food. I think that I get smashed are probably the most important clues of this one. I get big, big, big, smashed potatoes. The answer is potato.

My favorite food. White or orange, but never pinks. We potatoes, regular potatoes. And they said, PS, my name is Allison. Me and my husband, Rob love your podcast and we have two cats, but neither one is already kitty, which is Rob. Is Rob, Robert from the last round of? Yes, it's there, Mary.

This is how they met. Is this their Rob Waterland? Yes, name is Rob Wonderland. The also sent a name is my body. Last name is a wonderland. It's Bob. Yeah, it's body. It's a wonderland. They sent a couple photos of their cats because they're very cute. They were both straights. Now they're both lazy chunks. They are two cats are named Delixir Black and Meme White, I will show you these pictures later and they send it love, Allison, Rob, Elixir and Meme.

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Everybody close your eyes. Yes. Even if you're driving close your eyes. No. Picture King Cobra. Now put arms on it. Now where it would have legs, more arms. More arms.

Imagine a synopede, except those little legs are human arms. And it's called King Cobra. Now I'm just imagining a snake like putting up its hands like, putting them up. Yeah, and the arms are jacked. We'll like the top two arms are jacked and then the bottom two are like atrophied. I'm so fucking grateful for my arms.

Thank you next. Are you guys ready to take a snake, but it wasn't a match. Are you guys ready for a little bit of riddle fun? I was can't you by the way or not. I'm not. I'm really for a little bit of riddle fun. Oh, it's K-C by the way you're not. I'm not. I'm not really a riddle snake. Not a riddle snake. I'm not a riddle snake.

All right, write some songs about snake. Now I listen in life. Keep going. All right, the title of this riddle, I love riddles with titles, is Burning Down the Building. An old apartment building caught fire Most of it whenever your old man puzzles you get like a real radio voice going on. Yeah. Thank you so much next Usually you just like usually sit back and dick around and then whatever your old man puzzles you're like

Listen to this so there was a man and He was walking. All of a sudden, my personality has changed and I'm down to business. At the top of the hour, we're gonna have news and traffic. The weak, weak, weak, weak, weak. And then when you're not old man puzzles, you're like, yeah.

Fuck you. Eddie Clinger and James Dugan and I play that gloom-haven game on Twitch. Addle, you played it with us once, but in the rules, Haven't been asked back. I never been invited. You would hate it. In the rules for the...

You can mission that you read. Sometimes there are special rules, like at the very bottom of the rule book, and I always get to it, and I get so surprised, I go, special rules! And they make fun of me relentlessly for the way I say special rules. But you know what, it's for. It's a presentation. Is this that show or? Pfft. Okay. You fucking talk about Conte Badger on every episode.

Don't throw it in my face when I plug another one of my projects. I don't have other projects. I don't know. I'm a manogamous. I'm a manogamous. I'm a manogamous. I don't have other projects. I'm a manogamous.

I'm a manogamous.. I'm a managma miss. I'm a managma miss. I'm a managma miss. I'm a managma miss. Aaron has a wine glass right now that she poured a full bottle of wine into it only half of the glass is full. What is that glass? Aaron also just texted me, thank you sex. I'm a managma miss. I'll never do other art.

This is my only art. Burning down the building this hardly qualifies this art. This is crap what we do other art. This is my only art. Burning down the building, this hardly qualifies this art. This is crap. What we do is trash. An old apartment building caught fire. Most apartments were damaged badly. And many people were left homeless and investigators arrived from the fire department. They were left what? Homeless.

An investigator arrived from the fire department. A shady man pulled him aside into a dark corner with a building and handed him $500 bills. It would be better for both of us, said the fire department. A shady man pulled him aside into a dark corner with a building and handed him $500 bills. It would be better for both of us to say the shady man. If something went wrong with the investigation, lose the papers or whatever. Man is Eminem.

The investigator looked at the money and protested. But the landlord would want to fire an insurance, will want to file an insurance claim, and needs are report. He won't mind if the shady man replied. Be nice to other victims and don't ask questions. The investigator pocketed the money and conveniently forgot the case. Why did the landlord not get upset?

Because the landlord was the one who started the fire. The landlord was the fire. Landlord burned alive. I don't know the answer to this riddle, so I'll have to look it up. Landlord burned alive. But there is clues to this riddle, just so everyone is in the no here.

All right, I think the landlord was a guy. No, no, no. Oh, landlord was a guy. You think the landlord was the shady man? Yes. Okay, that's a, I would say that's a very good guess. I think that's the answer. But why wouldn't the landlord want the insurance money?

Because he made more money somehow by it or whatever. Yes, the answer is he made more money somehow or whatever. So Aaron got it right. Actually, it says it says that Aaron is the smartest one here. I would like to see a scene. Okay. Aaron is so over this. Okay, I'm ready. Uh, I would like, um, GPC to be a shady, um, landlord.

Okay. And Aaron, you are a, uh, tenant looking to, uh, you're, are someone looking to be a tenant in this building that the landlord owns. And you have a lot of energy. Uh, hello. Hello, I owe. Huh? You might think a clock.

You can't see the building? Oh God, sorry. You just... You came out of nowhere. Are you... Is your shirt the same pattern as the wallpaper? Yes. I have many copies of this shirt. I bought a math toy, bought the one I can't deal.

Shirts and wallpaper on the same day. My name is Gary. I'm the building manager, the landlord. Then you're looking at apartment 2C, is that correct? Yeah, sorry. I'm trying to find an apartment in a pinch. I just broke up with my partner and we shared a place and they're keeping the place. So now I need to find out. Well, I know about an apartment in a pinch, but I have an apartment in this building. Just a little hand or a humor.

What just came out of your mouth? Sorry, I've been eating serets all day. Now you said you wanted to see apartment 2C? I love to see you in that apartment. Yeah, if you catch my drift. Okay. Get it? My pants are in a drift worth it. Yeah, where are your shoes made of?

These are human skulls. What? Yeah, you know, Graveyard's. The best shoes is what they say. Come on up to the apartment here, you go click the link, click the, ah, here we go, the main room. They ignore all the crabs. I'm doing a thing with crabs in here right now.

They'll be all cleared out by the time you're ready to. Scuttlefish. Sorry. I think this is your mouth. Did that? Honestly? What's my character very, very funny. You sounded like the giant,

a, nat from, from a- What? The Star Wars movie? The giant, nat from the Star Wars movie? There's like that giant flying elephant, Nat who owns Anakin? Oh, grotto? No.

Subulbo? Subulbo, no. Subulbo is the racer. Excuse me? Subulbo is the racer. Excuse me? Subulbo is the pod racer, right? What is this? How many people does it take to start? To start with a subulbo.

How many Polish people does it take to change a subulbo? Oh, no. Annie. But yeah, that's- Yeah, that's like Annie. Grotto or Guadalu. Guadalu. Guadalu.

Guadalu. Uh, I- I don't know. That's who you sounded like. Okay. Good. It's meant to be- Does anyone have any answers? Do you really? Umdo I don't know that's who you sounded like okay good. It's meant to be does anyone have any answers to your real I don't know do you guys want quiet do you guys want hints? I would love to give it zero answer I love it. I love it. Wait, are we still in the landlord? Yes, I thought we got it. What did you say Aaron said that the shitty guy was the landlord Yes, but why did he not want the investigation read us the hints? We'll figure it out what money was Adel and I are

What brought the landlord no Did the fire destroy evidence of a crime? No did a tenet set the fire perhaps out of anger no All right, we're further the landlord was the human torch Johnny Storm Scene period So what do we have to we have to figure out why the landlord did it? Yeah, because the landlord said that they didn't want an investigation. It would be better for both of us of the shady man. Well, was a dragon started the fire.

The guy was indebted to the dragon. He didn't want to make a man. No, this, this answer to this question is, uh, I mean, this landlord's a real piece of shit or a real slum lord millionaire. Do you guys want to know the answer? Yes, please. So the shady man, Aaron is correct. The shady man was the landlord. Cool. Which I think was pretty obvious. Yeah. But why? Why did he set the fire? So he could build a much more beautiful rich person building?

Yes, that is very close. Delano's viable, but the building was nasty. So the landlord set fire to his own building. It was occupied by tenants who paid a low rent that was restricted by law. If they moved out, then he wouldn't have vacant apartments that could be offered at much higher rent than before, incurring fire damage was a sensible investment he wouldn't have vacant, then he would have vacant apartments that could be offered at much higher rent than before.

Encouring fire damage was a sensible investment for a removed the low rent tenants and permit elegant remodeling into luxury apartments that could fetch a very high rent. A part more is the name of this Phoenix. Yes, his Phoenix was named apartment. Yeah, this guy is, honestly, if this was Mylandlord, I'd be frippin' pissed. This brings us to our first ever segment, JPCs, if this was My landlord, I'd be frippin' piss. This brings us to our first ever segment, JPCs, if this was my landlord. Yeah, okay.

So, as we all know, in this segment, if this was my landlord, fans write in with scenarios, and I think at all you have one of these fan scenarios that they wrote in. This is a scenario of a real life, something that a landlord did, and we will read it, and then I will give my response to what I would do in their shoes. Okay, this is from PJ in Carl'sville, North Carolina.

And he says that Carolina. He had a landlord who whenever he would leave his apartment, the landlord would come into his apartment, go through the fridge, eat some of his food, and not lock the door when he left. If this was my landlord, here's what I would do. I would make homemade ravioli, but instead of meat or cheese inside, I would fill them with my poop. I would put my poop ravioli in my fridge, I would label it special ravioli. Do not eat, I would cover it in a sweet, tangy, spicy marinara sauce. Landlord, we're coming to my apartment, eat all of my poop, and then I would bust out of my closet and say, guess what? Shit, Lord, you just ate my poop.

This has been, this is my landlord, a recurring segment on this show. It appears just after JPC's tech courtier. Tech tips. I'm never gonna have a segment., core hair, tech tips, tech tips. I'm never gonna have a segment. Oh, Aaron, you'll have a segment? No, never. What about sleepy girl fall asleep on a retreat? Oh, yeah.

They only think I'm good at, maybe. This brings us to our first ever, Aaron says, this guy's got me scared to death. First ever? First ever. People were furious at me. Oh, one guy loved it one guy probably Okay caught in the act a woman walked into a police station. Okay

Okay, here we go. Really start the road. Okay. Yeah, what's the joke? I want to report a pickpocket she announced, a man staggered in behind her, his hand in her coat pocket. Arrest that man she continued pointing at him. What is the fucking end of this, Rittle? He was arrested. He was arrested. Where do we go from here?

He was arrested, tried, and convicted of picking pockets. Why did he enter the police station in a posture that obviously suggested his crime? He would steal an already tuned gum out of a pocket. He had got stuck in a pocket. She put a bear trap in her pocket. She, I mean, yeah, my guess is that has some sort of like, but even if it's a mouth trap, why wouldn't you just pull his hand out? Because it's attached. It's sewn in. It's a mouth trap. Because wouldn't you just pull his hand out? Because it's attached, it's sewn in, it's a mouth strap. Because the man jumped into the tub, which released the ball, which dropped the basket.

You're thinking of a roob tube tube. I'm thinking of a roob tube, yes. A roob tube. A roob tube. Okay, I have to see, I have to see a scene. Aaron, you have just created a roob tube tube machine. I've been so bad at it. No, you've just created a room to to machine.

I don't, you're a plug. Pay the titles dying. You're a client. You paid her to create a room Goldberg machine in your apartment to help you propose to your girlfriend. This is a room to machine is what she has created. She's going to be walking you through the room to machine. It's it's it.

All right, come on in. Watch a step. Watch a step. watch a step. Oh, there's not exactly what I thought. So again, I had mentioned that maybe I light a candle. There's a string above the candle. It slowly starts to burn. It snaps.

And then from the release of that string, it's going to be a chicken that lays an egg. The egg to an a fall crack open. It's going to cook the smell of that whaff's over to a cat. Cats start to run. The running of the cat triggers a fall crack open. It's gonna cook the smell of that waffes over to a cat. Cats are to run. The running of the cat triggers a light bulb when light bulb turns on. It would illuminate a ring that I'm holding next to the ball. Okay, yeah. I think I think I misunderstood. I just connected all your pipes. Can you walk other pipes? You connected all your pipes?

Yeah, I just connected everything that looks like a tube in your apartment. Now it's all one big thing. There's a potato stuck in this pipe. Mm-hmm. Don't pull that out. Subaba? Ah, it's me, Andy. But if you go through all the tubes, you get to this little guy. Hold on, hold on, hold on. What? I asked for a roof.

A roof tube, a roof tube tube. You're a roof tube tube. And you're a pod racer Better glory, but he's holding the ring. She's gonna say I hold the ring. Hey If it's meant to be the proposal doesn't matter You can propose if it if she's really the love of your life, but this guy's walking with his arms What don't worry about this guy. I must make with arms You kind of are sick

Like cabbage tendrils. Yeah Annie can you okay? Oh, she's coming. Okay, you two do me a favor. Yes. I need you to to Propose to make it romantic. Maybe like poetry is a ruptub to bus you I'm gonna go to ring okay Hello You're in the wrong place Make it romantic maybe like poetry is a loop to do bushy. I'm gonna go get the ring. Okay, here she comes Hello You're in the wrong place Just kidding Come in Seen

I thought that was Batman You're in the wrong place I'm Batman Why do you get a Batman? Why do we fall... I'm bad man. I'm bad man. Why do we fold Subulba? Ah, I need you. Again, I don't think that's Subulba.

That's Waluigi. Yeah, that's Waluigi. Waaaaah! Okay. Oh, we learn from letters themselves. We learn from KJ. Waw in Japanese means evil. Oh!

So that's why it's Wario Waluigi. Interesting. Because the prefix WAH means evil. Really wish we could have learned that on Mike. Which is why WAH, or... I tell you, I'll never learn on Mike. Which is why waffles. Yeah, are evil fools.

Evil breath. Evil waffles. Evil waffles. Mommy, cook me some evil bread. Oh, boy. Do you have some questions answered about this? Can we make like a kickcat bar and take a break? Do what?

Can we not do it in the middle of a real? Are we in the middle of a real? Yes. What's our real? Pickpocket. Pickpocket. The pickpocket one. That's more of a short story.

Ha ha ha. OK. Was he really a pickpocket? Yes. Did he want to be arrested? No, did he act rationally? Yes. Your guess is a mouse trap in the pocket. I think he would get hurt if he pulled his hand out of the pocket. I think it's like super glue attached to maybe like child prudier for you or something or it's like if he takes his hand out he's oh my god. You know that old trick. Yeah, that old trick.

You know in home alone, like you put the iron on the door, he put broken orbs in the window, and then he put super glue on top of Joe pornography. Yeah. So that when they grabbed it, they're like, we have to stay in the house because of the one. Yeah. Maybe you're remembering that wrong.

If I go outside, I'm fucked. OK, I don't know. So the sticky bandits. Anyway, so you guys are correct with Maastrap kind of. In this true story, a neighborhood pickpocket was caught by a woman, the wife of an 18th century inventor Peter Cooper, who sowed fish hooks into her coat pocket. When he caught his hand on the hooks, she told him,

I am going to the police station and you are coming with me. He cooperated to prevent serious injury to his hand. Yeah. So it's kind of like that. I am like that. Oh, I have to see a scene. This guy, we'll hold on.

This guy, I would just like to say, is an inventor and what he invented was the worst coat of the world. Of the wife is like, let me give my keys to that. Yeah. Peter, when I got a fan Peter. My, when I was a kid, I, when I was a kid,

it was a eats-a-boy. When I go to school and bring my lunch, I would always have like a fruit roll-up. And somebody kept stealing the fruit roll-up for my lunch in India. And this happened for like months. And then eventually, my mom got fed up. So she took a fruit roll- up, soaked it in hot sauce,

and like the hottest hot sauce, put it back on the film, rolled it back up, put it back in the package, and somebody stole it, and then after that day, they never stole my fruit roll up again. Just they clearly, it was like, I was in like third grade or something. What if what happened is that person, your mom followed you all day, that person fit into it,

it was like, ow! And that's how she knew that she just like cut their throat. So like, oh my mom kills. She's the body of a bone. I don't guess. Aaron, you want to see a scene? Yeah, I want to see a scene. Yeah, um, and I want, um, uh, JPC year this evil, not evil, but just genius. But stash, yeah. Moustache od genius who keeps inventing these things.

And your, his wife, and you're like, the Eggman. There's like a lot of the, like you're trying to be gentle, but like, these are mostly destructive and not helpful. Okay. Knock, knock, knock. I brought some chili. Oh, thank you. I'm so hungry.

I've just been in here squirreling away working on my inventions. What, dear? Would you care to test my newest invention? Um, I really don't know. No, it's perfectly safe. It won't do anything to you or woman. It's a telephone that when you pick up the telephone, it cuts off your penis. I don't see the point of this. No, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, of this no it's Ring ring ring ring please What if just answer it you don't have a penis it won't do anything it might still cut me it won't I promise it won't Right now right now the prototype is just me with scissors and I got you I got your leg. Yeah, sorry

But if you if you know okay, what? There you go. Oh, hello. Oh, it's a right. Yes. Hello. Hi. I just wanted to call every number I could think of and ask you to not call me because if I pick up this phone my penis gets judged Wait a second what Thomas Edison beat me to my penis phone. Yes. He's so stirred Zillini's last week Yes Yes, he's so sure to Zillini's last week Yes Yes, I messed up oh I wonder how many numbers there are Well, it's me Edison and Alexander Krins back four three two one Come in here. I need you All right, well, we are gonna take a quick little break and cut our penis is off What? Watson, come in here, I need you! See you! See you!

Alright, well, we are going to take a quick little break and cut our penises off, and you'll see you after these pressages! Pressages? Hey, GPC! Uh, yeah? You're not in trouble. Hey, GPC. Uh, uh, yeah. You're not in trouble.

I just need help. I'm, um, pranking Atal, and I'm setting up a whole website to prank him. Um, can I just need some advice? This podcast is sponsored by Squarespace. I'm not, I'm not mad at you. We're pranking Atal. Squarespace is the only one website platform for entrepreneurs to stay And out of the city online whether you're just starting out or managing a growing brand

Squarespace makes it easy to create a beautiful website engage with your audience And so anything for products to cut into time all in one place all on your terms Hey, Otto come here come here. Hey, what's what's going on? I actually, I want to prank JPC and I want to set up a whole website to prank him. Um, do you have anything that like, is there like, uh, online store, like it set up on my website to sell products? Did you know that with Squarespace, you can have custom merch. You can easily sell custom merchant create passive income stream that engages your audience and scales your brand, design your products and production and inventory and shipping are handled for you

saving you time and money. What is happening? Okay. Um, wait, what's going on with Adel? Oh, nothing, nothing. I'm just setting up a very normal Squarespace website, not a prank thing. No, he's gonna tune you. And I'm gonna use analytics, use insights to grow my business and learn where my site visits and sales are coming from. That's pretty cool. I'm gonna improve my website

and build marketing strategy based on top keywords or popular products and content on my prank website to prank the tool of you. Whoa, that's awesome, Aaron. I'm glad you're using Squarespace. Did you say what the website was for? I can't remember what the website was for. The website was for? I can't remember what the website was for. Yeah, what's the website for?

Frank. Square space. Square space. You can connect to your store to Vedent Third Party tools to extend the functionality of your website. Hey JPC, hey JPC. What's up, Vattle? I can't believe we pranked Aaron with our little boy routine.

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Can we go to grandma's house? Wait, I've been pranked. But how? I don't know. This show is sponsored by BetterHelp. Hey Adel and JPC, thank you for meeting me in the middle of the woods here. I am sort of at an empath. I can't decide whether or not to go this way or this way.

I'm having a hard time choosing a path. You know, there never truly is a middle of the woods. Isn't it funny to think about something like that? There never truly is a middle of the woods. No, this is the middle. Okay, this is it. Addle, can you help? Yeah, actually, so as per Robert Frost,

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Oh, are the kiddie's we be Carry me in from the car put me on my bed Carry me from the car. I'm tired to watch my own Give me all the kids on a truck Mom in the truck I can't breathe All you do all you kids do is complain. Why any kidnap kids? That's the...

This riddle is called arrested anyway. Rocky Redneck carried a gun. He had a state-issued fire. Rocky Redneck carried a gun to shoot up the leg. Kid gets bible. Rocky Redneck carried a gun. Carry the gun to shoot off the leg. Give this Bible. Rocky redneck carried a gun. He had a state issued firearm permit that allowed him to do so, and he was careful to obey the law. One day, he went to visit his relatives across the country, and another state.

Rocky had a firearm permit from that state too, and he could legally carry his gun there. He found out from the airlines that he could take his gun with him. Wrong. Is this just Indiana propaganda? Like what is? Yeah, this is from Indiana. If it was declared to the airline staff and it was in checked baggage. Ever the law by Ian Citizen, Rocky packs the gun to suitcase, told the airline clerk about it and had the suitcase checked. So why was Rocky arrested for weapons possession? He's another weapon. His body is a weapon. He brought it. He had a bow and arrow in

a nightmare situation where his fists are deadly weapons. Why couldn't you put down the bunny? Cameron Poe. I'd sentenced in you to 20 years to life as a US Marshall. All right. Was I right? He was carrying other weapons? I don't think he was carrying a, I don't think that's correct. Oh, his coat had fish hooks on it. Yes, his fish hooks are a weapon.

So he checked the gun, but he was still arrested for weapons. Because when you're in the air, you're not in a state, right? So a state permit wouldn't, wouldn't, Maritime law. No, no, no, I think they're. Maritime law. When you're in the air, you're in the water, but it's time.

So it's state to state. When you're in your family, when you're in the air, you're family. When you're in the air, I'm doing the Alfredo. States to state, like if you're like flying over a state, but if you get a bud above a certain height into the air, you are in Alaska, technically. So he did travel through Alaska briefly in between his state to state travel. I don't know this.

This is, I will say that this is unsatisfying. I will say that it's kind of stupid and that- So it's like sex with you. Yeah, it's like sex with you. It's unsatisfying's kind of stupid and that- So it's like sex with you. Yeah, it's like sex with me. It's un-satisfying, kind of stupid. And at the end, there will be chocolate.

Chocolate. Chocolate. Oh, man, I wish that I got some chocolate when I get in sex. That's a good treat. If you have sex with me. Is sex not the treat? Is sex the chore and the treat is something after the sex? Sex is a trick a dog does.

Sex is the steak, chocolate's the sizzle. Okay. Do we get a hint? Yes, we can get three hints. I would love some. Was Rocky wanted for a previous crime? No. I'll give you the questions you could be the answer to.

These are new riddles, right? Did Rocky have to change planes? Yes. When Rocky checked his suitcase, did he expect it to be delivered directly to his final destination? No. So he had a layover and in that state,

he didn't have a permit. Yeah. Yeah, that's it. That's it. Those questions. So this is more to scare people traveling. I can't read you the way that this answer is phrased. I think it's very funny.

Rocky took one airplane to an intermediate stop, got out and got into a second airplane to his final destination. If he had told the airline that he was doing so, then his fare would have been higher. He was trying to save money by noting that the fares for the separate parts of the trip were less than the equivalent fare for the whole trip. I want a dead stop this answer. So the airline who me? You're gonna dead stop me? I'm having a host on the show. I'm gonna answer. That's right answer. I've taken you to riddle cord. What the hell is wrong with you? You make fun of me?

What is- how does this make sense? The airline didn't know that he had book two separate flights? What? He's- ah. Does that make any sense to you guys? How dare you? Could it be a loan? I want to have fun and answer a little, so I don't want to fucking figure out the flights. Yeah, this is like, thanks, Expedia.com. Uh, but please sponsor the show.

Uh, therefore- No, please sponsor us. Therefore, he could not check this who cased directly to the final destination, but had to retrieve it and recheck it at the intermediate stop. Rocky did not have a fire impairment for the state in which he made the intermediate stop, but was carrying the gun.

He was arrested for that reason. I heard you say final destination. Does that mean that the gun went off and killed him because he was supposed to die? Yes, he was supposed to die in this riddle. The gun went off and killed him because he was supposed to die. In this riddle. Interesting. Okay, I want to see a scene where there's a,

Adel, you are on a flight. There's a layover. You're in Seattle for 45 minutes. You do have handguns. The same situation as Rocky. You have a legal, you can carry it, but you can't carry it in Washington State. And there's a gun-sniffing dog.

Aaron, you are gonna be the handler for the gun-sniffing dog, and you are sniffing Adelsu case Hello cute dog there. What is that? Is that a rot-weiler? Yeah, pretty cute. Sorry. We're gonna needle you to open your bag We have the needle here in Seattle. I'm sorry. You know the needle the building No, I mean like the building never mind Um, so what's your space needle? Yeah, what's in your back? You're in a needle made so

You took the word needle you took the word need added I was trying to connect to you This is my best friend Starbucks is from yeah This is my best friend dog dog. Oh, you're making more references. Like I've been put in my Pikes place. I got it. Sorry, my dog is accusing me of seeing my boyfriend again. Or my ex-boyfriend. Okay, dog. How can you smell his cologne on me? Oh, wait, sorry.

Your dog has some peace. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm my ex-boyfriend. Okay, dog. How can you smell his cologne on me?

I mean, you smell cologne. Oh, wait, sorry, your dog has some peanut butter in his mouth. Let me get it out so we can understand him. You're seeing him again. And okay, fine. You're seeing him again. No, how do you know? Maybe I just, I've started using his cologne, maybe.

Look, if you want to go back, you can go back. But I'm not going to pick up the pieces when you come crawling back heartbroken because Steve cheated. He's changed. He's changed To waste sir. Can we tell you a story? Yeah, of course. Okay His name is Steve. He is a shift manager at a Harley-Davidson retail store. This is a gun Blame You can't have this here. I'm seeing. Boy, he called the police.

A burglar broke into a house, intending to steal from it. While still in the house, he called the police why? And the answer is he chickened out. There was a surveillance. He was his house, he was like, someone's burgling my house. I know, I know the answer. Do you want some questions? Or do you want to?

I want some hints. Here's a minute. Did he call a co-conspirator on the police force? No. No, he called Sting and Stuart Copeland. Yeah. He called the police. He called the police.

He's into a house. He saw an album by the police. He was such a fan. He remembered that he had their phone number. He called him. Yeah. Oh, wait. I have police. And there's just hanging out together. It's also 911. Before, before breaking in, how many people called them? Hi, this is the belief. Wait, what?

Hi, this is sting. I'm trying to call the police. Yeah, this is. Yeah, you know By this is sting. I'm trying to call the police. Yeah, this is sting. Do you want me to use Stuart Koblin? Please come quickly. Well, I don't know. Is Roxanne there? Let me check. Roxanne!

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How do you tinn- How do you tinn- How do you tinn- How do you tinn- How do you tinn- How do you tinn- How do you tinn- How do you intended to call the police? No? Was he arrested? Yes? Are you gonna send a cop car? You don't have to turn on the bread, buddy? So we do all you know what police are message That would have been good. No, he's not can I take a message in a bottle?

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just crawl out. I want to see the scene. What is freaking arms broken? What are you freaking arm, bro? I want to see a scene. Um, JPC, you're going to be a burglar. Okay. Aaron, you're going to be a 911 dispensure.

Sure. Who's a big fan of the police? JPC you're you go into a house to burglar it, but as you go inside you break your heart And you're gonna call the police Okay Now my mom what is your emergency? Kevin Stacy don't go Kevin. Stacy don't't let her go. I met her.

I'm in a house. I broke into a house. Is this an emergency? Oh, PS, the house you broke into is International House of Pancakes. Is this an emergency? I'm going to eat myself to death. Kevin, are you at I-Hop? You have to come here and arrest me. You have to come here and arrest me. Kevin.

You have to come here and arrest me. Kevin, you know I'm seeing someone, right? I don't care. Who is he? Tell me. No, don't tell me. Is it taller than me? Yes.

Fuck. How much taller? I'll like a lot, like, like, like, not just like taller, but like more built. We're back to bed. We're having such good tantric sex. It's been 28 hours. That's my roommate's boyfriend. He's talking to her.

My boyfriend is actually very cool. You know what my favorite vows are? Eww! Why can I hear him so clearly? Is he talking into a phone? Yeah. Every breath I take is right into the phone. What? Eww! He just picked up the phone in his room? Yeah. Tell him to hang up. No. You know what? I'm happy that he's here. Like, what do we have left to say to each other, Kevin? I love you, and I'm in love with you. You're not. You're neither of those things. I can change. I can be better. No, you can't.

I'm a little easy way. Just eat your pancakes. No, eat your pancakes. Go cheat on me some more. First of all, I didn't cheat on you, okay? I cheated with you. Okay, you saw, I will go over it again. You saw a woman. She sort of looked like me. Yes, you asked her out of the date. Yes I took her dinner. I was your second love with you all over again But that wasn't me it was someone who and I saw her picture only sort of it's just that we

Just had bangs Kevin I've had enough bangs so well Wait, wait, wait, wait, I'm gonna get Roxanne on the phone and she's gonna really chew you out. No, you don't have to turn on the red light. Please, here we go. Okay, come to the eye hot. No. Bring money.

No. I don't have any money. When I said I broke it, it's open 24. Kevin, do you know how many calls I've gotten that I've ignored? How many Nima Mung calls I've gotten and ignored this? Let's be love.

That must be love. No. Okay, take one of those other calls, okay hold on Nine one one what is your oh my god Kevin? Kevin What is your emergency? I'm a very old woman I'm a dog at the Seattle airport and I your emergency. I'm a dog at the Seattle airport and I'm shot. It's me. It's me. Hey Aaron and JPC. Hey Adel and Aaron. There's a Star Wars character called blank blank, Tarcan. Guys later.

The sandbox. Yeah, that's good. What? Grandmaw, Tarcan, sandbox, Tarfan. Huh? The sandbox, Tarfan. The sandbox, Tarfan. That's 45 degrees, my friend, because it's a slant rhyme.

Oh, boy. Hey, Sandy. This is a slant friendship. Woo! I find it like a rhyme disturb. Sandy, we're coming back. I find it like rhyme disturbed. Sandy, we're coming back. Sandy, welcome to the show. Welcome to your sandbox.

I think you're the whole time. I love the luck. Yes, we love this little castle you built. Can we come inside? Smash. Oh, no, the water. Even twice as big as it. Good to be here.

How are you? Good. Doing well. Yeah. Should we get into some sweet, sweet sandbox puzzles? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, we should. We will. I'm ready. Are you well? I'm so ready. We're waiting on you. I'm very ready.

I feel like everyone's being very coy right now. Or passive aggressive. Are you ready? Are you ready? Are you ready? So what I brought for you today is one of the puzzles that originally came from the ones that I post on Twitter. I'm going to give you a phrase that is blank of the blank. Lord of the Rings. Father the bread. Sure.

Examples, both of them, ones. The first word is going to be in the... So I'm giving you a clue for a phrase that is blank of the blank, like, Man of the World, okay? Okay. But instead of saying man, I'm going to say something that is a man, and instead of saying world, I'm going to say something that rhymes with world. So for example, for Man of the World, I would say,

Carl of the Curled, because Carl is a man's name, and Curled rhymes with world. So sort of like sandbox tariffin. Is the second one always going to rhyme? The second one will always rhyme, and the first one will always be a member of the category of the first one. So for example, now if I said Florida of the fart,

states of the heart, state of the art, and for an added flavor, both of these words are gonna start with the same letter. So like Carl of the Curled, Florida of the Fart. All right, love it. Ginsberg of the Geese. I don't know the least. Oh, it's Justice of the Peace.

You got it. Because Ginsberg's Justice and Geese are in peace. Jog of the Jill. Run of the Hill. Run of the Mill. Run of the Mill. Run of the hill. Tom of the twinks. Okay, Sandy, that was great to have you on,

but we're going to move on. Tom of the twinks. I realize what this clue said halfway through it, but here we are. Here Tom of the twinks, the George Twinks. Tom of the twinks. So anything has the time. Is it Tom as a cat?

Nope. We're looking for a last name a fictional Tom. Tom Sawyer. Tom of the Twins. Tom of the Twins. Tom of the Twins. Tom. It's Tom.

Tom. Tom Boy. Tom Cat. His last name starts with R. It's a fictional wizard. Rittles Rittles. Oh. Tom. Tom Boy, Tom Cat. His last name starts with R. It's a fictional wizard. Riddles, right? Oh.

Tom Riddle. Now for this riddle. Riddle of the, Sphinx. Riddle of the Sphinx. Tom of the Twinks. Mm-hmm. Only word I could rhyme with Sphinx was Twinks, I guess.

Here we go. Now here's some more that were submitted by others. Bisc of the Bay. Soup of the Day. Soup of others. Bisc of the Bay. Super the day. Super the day. Yeah. Hell yeah. That sounds good.

I'll have that dumb and dumb. I've replaced the word bitch in my election with Bisc because I think it sounds funnier anyway. And somehow be an owner. Please. I'd rather you call me a bitch than a bitch. Hot Bisc. That brings us to our first episode of this court.

Call me lobster, BIS. Bangs of the bog. Hair of the bog. Hair of the bog. Well, little hair is a log never hurt me. I got bit by a log. Blubber of the band. Jerry Lewis movie of what? Jerry Lewis. Do you say blubber? Oh, blubber. Flubber? What did you say? Flubber.

I said blubber. Well, what was the second part? Blubber of the band. Blubber of the band. Chicken of the land. Chicken of the land. Fat. Fat of land.

Fat of land. Louis of the land. That's the land. Louis of the load. Oster size comedian of the abode. Yeah, is it Oster size comedian of the abode? Louis, a king of the hill. King of the, King of the chodes. King of the chodes.

Well, rhymes with load. King of the road. King of the Chodes, King of the Rhymes with Load, King of the Road. King of the Road. Nice. Watermelon of the womb. Fruit of the loom. Fruit of the loom.

What's a watermelon on? What the fuck is he talking about? I can't handle watermelon. Here we go. Dredel of the Dower. Jew of the hour. We're both jumping on this. Goopie goopie goopie.

These are great. I wish I wouldn't have yelled two of the hour. What's the point of view? A trailer is a kind of what? Toi. Toi. Top of the hour. Top of the hour.

Top of the hour. No, it's happening in your bacon foods. And today's juice. Morton. Morton of the Murth. It's all the earth nailed it Wow Nice as a demonstrate from Like girls always got an umbrella. That's because it's always raining It's because it's a painting and she doesn't change

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The factory? The Morton factory, down the street. Do you know about this? This is true. The wall of the factory. From Salt? Yeah. And disintegrated. And bajillion gallons of salt poured out of the factory onto like all the cars in the parking lot. Well, at least now the cars slip that nice. Okay. Yeah, that's the silver lining there. Did they throw a thing on the factory over their shoulder? I like that one Libra of the Limes

side of times and this one's for Aaron Well, we'll all answer no no Jupiter of the James Planet of the Apes. Yeah. Jupiter. These are clues for phrases that are homophones. So like if I said breakfast series, you'd say serial serial. Mm.

Ah, naman. Got it. Two words. Sound the same. Got it. Which we have to take a pause. Anytime serial is mentioned, we have to take a pause anytime serial is mentioned We have to all bow to the king of podcasts

Of course, there were no podcasts before serial there are none after we're all living in it I'm gonna bow to kicks the serial because I like kicks honestly I'm still working my way through season two. I really want to know what they did to bow burn him I Still so so concerned with him is a young comedian He's very popular and I hope he mixes out of Iraq Asia McLean if you are listening you are welcome on the show in I'm ready for this can I tell a quick story about listening to serial season three? You can there is a season three. Yeah, no, no listening to I got under lift and I had my during

While season three was happening. So I was listening to it on my headphones. And the driver said, do you mind, he's got music playing. It's like, is this too loud? And I go, actually, I don't mind, I'm listening to a podcast with my headphones. And he goes, oh, okay. And he turns off the music, because now he's gonna listen to what he wants to listen to,

which is serial season one. So now I've got Sarah Cain again, my headphones, what? Talking about Cleveland, uh, and then every time she pauses, I hear her in the background talking about. And then she got into your lifeline. What kind of, I'm doing season two from memory. That's crazy. What kind of asshole hadn't listened to serial season one already? Is he re-listening? I don't know. Maybe. Did he give a little giggle when the person said male camp? Is it too late to give this guy two stars? I mean, all right. Let's see. All right. Here we go. Okay. So we know we know the premise. Serial serial. Here we go. The entire pit.

Whole hole. Nice. entire pit hole hole nice I should get a bell I should bring a bell oh my god Why don't I have a bell we have a little trump there's a little trumpet over there one that could be ding ding a homophone game Well, it's too late now. Wow only spirit Ghost ghost only spirit only it's spirit airline airline air air No, that doesn't make any sense, but that is one Corporeal Corporeal only spirit

In other words for spirit is Only so slow so slow so slow fuck Skriple doing so slow You're doing so slow so slow so so fuck screw it doing so so You're doing so so scribble scribble correctly right right treasured buck dear dear Just cost Fair fair

Hey fair. Feifeee! Feifeee! Feifeee! I was wrong, it's Feifeee. Rabbit fur. Hair hair. Current present. Donald Trump.

Whoa, I just spoiled that one. Wow, the answer is present present. The clue is supposed to be current gift. Oh, they say current present. Current present. Sometimes I'll do that on my own. Jumpy chumpies. You really?

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I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, Counterflash the next time you're in a fuck you fuck you call this instead encounter flesh Counterflash What is a call when you encounter someone meet meet meet meet meet meet Carcass continues meet meet meet repeat The event is a meat repeat Carcass continues Corpse corpse death continues the event is a mean repeat. Carcass continues.

Corpse, corpse. Death. Continues. Oh boy. Carcass continues. Yeah, continues is not the best word for this. Anyway, what's the best word? The best word would be.

Give us the best days. Remains, remains, remains. Remains, remains. Sugary set. Sugary hotel room. Sweet Sweet sweet. There you go. Cultivated loaf. Like cultivated a loaf. Cultivated as in like. Oh cultivated a loaf. Take a shit. You call your the little the little mermaid font Ariel Ariel And finally last one a beach

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Sam wise, they're Sam old. Mystery league.com where saying that. I'm saying that. I'm saying that. I'm saying that. I'm saying that. I'm saying that. I'm saying that. I'm saying that. I'm saying that. I'm saying that. I'm saying that.

I'm saying that. I'm saying that. I'm saying that. I'm saying that. I'm saying that. I'm saying that. I'm saying that. I'm saying that.

I'm saying that. I'm saying that. I'm saying that. I'm saying that. I'm saying that. I'm saying that. I'm if you've never checked them out. I've played three of them. I think you mostly at my birthday parties I put one of them in there the best. Are your friends with all those people still? With the people that I play that game. I think so. Then I think I've done my job. Yeah When I really friends, but they're part of my corporate team

Company together. I don't know why doing terribly because we keep trying to solve stuff. Okay. And then I'm on Twitter, PCLR. Excellent. Thank you so much, Danny. Thanks for coming. And Bon voyage. Well, I was going to say bye-bye, but I couldn't think of a clever way to present that. Come on, goodbye. See ya. Rock, tape, beat, or hit, beat, or hit, beat, or hit. Go, go, go. We have one more listener submitted riddle for this episode. This is from Ashley Miller.

I think that's how you would say that. Riddle for the podcast, you will probably be annoyed by it. You wake up in a room with no windows or doors. In the room is a table in a mirror. How do you get out? You saw yourself in the mirror and you saw yourself in the mirror. You saw what you saw it in half. Nope. You make some cool, cool, and man burst through the wall, walk out through the silhouette he left from his big body. I saw a saw and I saw the table in half and then I half the half, there's the window. And I a saw and I saw the table and half and then I half the

half there's the window and I got it and I'm great at riddles and everything's coming up there. Aaron you did get it that's correct. Kind of you mumbled your way through a correct mostly correct answer. What do you look in the mirror? You see what you saw. You take the saw cut the table and half you put the table halves together to make a hole, then you put the hole in the wall and you climb out. Oh, lots of it. Weird play.

Yeah, they sent you Pumbi in order. Eric got it immediately. Immediately she got that riddle. Well, I got a tiny bit of the first part of it. Did not get the second one. Yeah, does it say anything about Coolade, man? Oh, yeah, it says, love the Coolade, man. So Ashley Miller was a pse in for the Coolid Man.

Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Ashley, thank you so much for sending that riddle in. You can send us riddle submissions to HRRpodcast at gmail.com. And if sting played the Coolid Man, I think it might go a little something like this. Oh yeah.

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