Hey Riddle Riddle - #280: A Tire Attire

Episode Date: November 29, 2023

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What's it? What's it? What's it? What's it? What's it? What's it? What's it? What's it? What's it? I know you because it feels hollow in there. Sorry, we are just discussing over here. We're medical professionals and we are just discussing what we thought. Yeah, that's why I came. Because I really need to get this whole thing figured out

because just give us one charge, just one more second. Yeah. I just thought it was a board. I just thought it was a board. Yeah, you're reading my chart. Yeah, this is, and this is all self-disclosed. I had to school it all this time. I was like, I'm going to be a little bit more patient

and I'm going to be able to do it. I'm. Sure, just one more second. Yeah. I just have to support. I just have to support. Yeah, you're reading my chart. Yeah, this is, and this is all self-disclosed. I had to school all of this to the hospital. Hey, man, we just need one second. We just need one second. I know that medical jargon can go over your head.

We're just sort of doing doctor stuff over here. Yeah, and just real quick before my colleague and I step away, one, can we have a pair of your underwear to put the freezer just because we need to take some samples and then two, can you hold up this mirror? No, sorry, I took my underwear for the freezer. I'm going to turn on the lights and the other doctor's going to stand behind you here. We're just going to go Bloody Mary. Bloody Mary. Seems like a Mary.

And how do you feel? I mean, the leg is really the issue. It's cured. Thank you for coming in. It's like, I got it. He's cured. Thank you for coming in. It's like, it's a feather and stiff. It's like, come on. That'll be three sheep bones.

I help there's the best doctors in the world. So what am I supposed to do? Hey, JB, see you're back from the doctor early. How'd it go? I'm really good. Oh, what's the powers? What the hell is it? What the hell is it?

Um, kinda. Well, Aaron and I made you a cake just to celebrate your leg being whatever. Yeah. Aaron, you made me a cake for my leg being fake. That is a rather different support. That is a better support. That is a better support. This cake looks awful.

But what it is. How did you make this thing? Well, it's very light. It's like a meringue. It's a cup of cake and it is laid. It's a board. We overcooked it. We overcooked meringue and that's your cake. That's your cake.

You can eat it too because this is an episode of A Riddle Rittle. I'm out of appetite. Ah, JPC. Then on the cake boy, Aaron Geef. Hmm. Something's wrong here. Aaron, how do you feel No, the cake boy, Erin Geef. Hmm, things are wrong here. Erin, how do you feel about being the cake boy? I don't hate it. Do I like it?

Yes, I do. I like it. And the world is dying to know, why are you nicknamed the cake boy? Well, I can help here because this is kind of an honorific, but if Erin was just a little bit younger, she could have been the cake boy at my wedding. Oh, that would have been such an honor to be the cake boy. Even the little kid who walked down the aisle with a big thing of cake and he tripped, fell face first into it and everybody laughed at him. No, that was the caterer's son.

He almost ruined the wedding. So funny. No, the cake boy was that 22 year old with all that almost ruined the wedding. So funny. Oh, the cake boy was that 22 year old with all that ass. Yeah, he was big room spend with all that ass. So anyways, how's it going? Here's going pretty good. How are you doing?

Good. GPC. You look good. Yeah, Aaron, I'm also doing pretty good. I don't know about you guys, but you have partners. And oftentimes, we'll share Eric Dots on the show about something that our partner has done, maybe something that quasi-embeircing or like a floodub of some sort,

and we'll share that as I can edit it on the show. Do your partners ever tell you or do something or something happens, and they turn to you and say, you cannot talk about this on the podcast. Is that ever happened to you guys? Yes. Okay. So all three of us are the same boat.

Yeah. So I just thought, I just thought it was very funny because like in my opinion, I don't talk too much about like shenanigans like that on the podcast, but it is also very funny that I could at any time and there are times where it gets shut down immediately. There must be something that flashes behind our eyes

where we go, like you can just tell, you're like, oh, Aaron wants to tell Adel and JPC that so bad. He can like sniff it from a mile away. He'll do something and be like, don't. Yeah, my eyes roll like a jackpot reel and land on chairs. No, no. This cannot, this cannot make it out of the puddle.

This cannot make it out. Don't say it. So JPC, what did you do? Nothing happens in my life. Nothing happens. Something happens. Something happened. Something happened. Obviously something happened.

It's always happening over here. Everything's always happening over here. But I will say that it's, there was a time very recently. I can, this is again, I don't even remember what it was because my mind was not like, oh, this was not like a fun story, like a detailed to share, but I got to do not say that on the podcast. And I was like, I don't, I wasn't even going to, but now I want to. Yeah.

What's the fruit is forbidden? Of course, I don't treat and take a big bite. I also get big trouble for it. Of course, that's why Adam and Eve got kicked out of the garden is because Eve told God something Adam did. That is what, that is what they say. That's what they say that that happened. told God something Adam did. That is what they say. That's what they say that happened. So in like 2019, we recorded three episodes in a day, much like we're doing today, a little peek behind the curtain. And I got into that recording and Sean had not yet

cleaned the microwave of our apartment that we had just moved into together. And now he's seen none of was the one I want to ask. With dirty microwaves? Yes, and then so I mentioned it over the three episodes. Just sort of just like put pressure. Go, you have four months to clean this microwave. You haven't done it yet. You haven't done it yet.

Now, it is 2023, about to be 2024. Sean still gets messages, comments, even in sitcom D&D. It's like, yeah, like Sean cleaning the microwave. So I am aware now that- Yes, of your power. And I appreciate people being on my side in that. That was awesome. But I have to be more careful now

because I don't want, now he's the microwave guy and he didn't ask to that to be there. No, he didn't. Yeah, you did that to him, kind of to himself. I guess that's fair. You don't want to say, you don't want to set your partner up as being the microwave guy forever. Aaron, I guess you learned your lesson from that.

I do like the sort of perfect storm of you recording back to back to back episodes. And in between, you're like, he still didn't clean the microphone. The microphone. So I like the idea of like, he had a three hour grace period and he did that during that time and that really fucked him over. You know, some people, you can't tell them to do a chore in three hours. You have to say, do a chore on your own time. Like, he had five, four to five months.

Oh, well then hold on. Then he's not off the hook. Absolutely message him, dirty little microwave. I think we still have your sitcom D&D. You have to listen both sitcom D&D and Hey, Rennel Rennel Rennel, don't message Sean. But if you listen to both, you're free to message Sean.

Hey, clean the microwave today. Just. No, no, no, no, he's gonna be so mad at me. sitcom D&D, of course. Please. The D stands for Dungeons and Dirty Microwave. Exactly. Oh, no, please don't do that.

Don't use a nice guy. We don't need a doll to say the bugger, bugger, bugger, bugger. Although Aaron, I can't remember, we recorded three episodes yesterday as well, a little peak right in the curtain. And I can't remember what episode it was or what type of episode it could have been. A main feed could have been the Patriot.

You said, doesn't the pill barrier do boy kind of look like shot? Don't message him about that. Let's try to keep that under the radar. I mean that in the best way. I mean that how blue the pills buried the boys. Kind of way, not in that he has a hat like that kind of way. I have seen.

He has a hat like that. Yeah. I'm like, you think I have a hat like that? What about you, the podcast? Do you think I have a hat like that? What about you, on the podcast, do you think I have a hat like that? Babe, you think I have a hat like that? One time we were recording and Shawn walked by in the background of Aaron's video

and he was naked from the forehead down except for he had a little chest head on. Okay, and that, okay, that it's gonna be hard to beat the pills very doughboy rumors when he's doing stuff like that and that I get. He's trying to cultivate a brand. And that to cultivate the brand and that's on him. And that's on him.

When we were just making noises at each other, I realized that the three of us, remember when we used to talk about like what trio we are? Oh, yeah, yeah, I remember this. I feel like we're kind of the hyenas from Lion King. Lion King. I call, I call whoopee. I, I knew you would. I'm in, of course right. Oh, Ed. I think Ed is will Eddie oops all ads maybe

All ads were three heads is which is Ed though is Ed the one that just got a like Slabbers and Jabbers and like he doesn't really yeah Yeah, that's all right. There's not all of us. I feel like yeah movies. I don't know where this trope Stems from but I feel like there's a lot of movies. I don't know where this trope stems from, but I feel like there's a lot of movies where it's, if there's like henchmen, one of them is just like a, nah, like just kind of makes noises or. They can only write for two.

You know, we are, was it fresh out of my teeth? I'm like, fuck. But who frame Roger Rabbit? There's the weasels and one of the weasels is just kind of like, wang wang wang. Like he doesn't really do anything. He's just kind of crazy. Isn't the easiest thing to do to be like, like he doesn't really do anything. He's just kinda crazy. Isn't the easiest thing to do

to be like, don't write more dialogue for him. Let's just have one guy go, oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, You know what I just realized? Every villainous animal and or animal sidekick in Disney movies has a podcast now. Wait, what? Explain. Don't they all have the vibes of someone who would have a podcast? Okay, you've fought some in Jetsom. Ursula's eels have a sports talk radio. Again, yes. Sports talk podcast.

One of the two, a panic and pain, for sure, are like, are talking about how girls don't want to date them. I want to see a scene. I want to see a scene. You guys are Ursula's eels, flotsam and jetsam, and you have, addles and sports, but the air and some girls don't want to date them. Whatever, it's like a current events pop culture podcast, but you're the two,

you're Ursula's two eels that you have that podcast. ["The Eels." ["The Eels." Welcome back to all the eels. All the eels. We're here to talk about your eelings. You send us questions and we give advice. We were just talking on the last episode about how females don't know how good they have it.

It's so good. In this day and age, you can't be a proud white hero. Seeing. I'm looking it up because let's talk about all these podcasts that they have. This is important, I'm sorry. Aaron, I also thought you said fee emails when you said females at first. And I was like, that's pretty fun. It's an eel who says females. Doesn't in Moana. Isn't there a chicken that just goes, and that's out.

Definitely a podcaster. Yeah. Let's do for sure. Has a podcast. Remind me who. Oh, yes, yes. Talk about being in love with your friends. Dunks like the next score three points like that. Mr. Smith for sure. Striped shirt glasses like that. He has got a podcast. Yes. This is Yago Cronk. The evil step sisters.

Hello, of course they have a podcast. That's a lot. They have like a call. What's the call her daddy? They have like a call, what's the call her daddy, they have like a call her daddy style podcast. Where's it? Jasper and Horace from 101 Dalmatians, for sure, has a podcast. Okay. That dog from Pocahontas has a podcast. I can say something. Something.

I don't care. I can say something. What? This is incredible. I almost wish you would stop because you should start the spot, guys. That's just every week. It's a different Disney character hosting a podcast. All of them. I'm actually looking at like a little photo montage of all of them and literally all of them look like podcast hosts.

Aaron, can we get you to do a limited run? Can we get you to do a limited run? Just like a hate episode run. A few days after. And it's only you, it's on Patreon. We still split the money through. I'm sort of already on a Disney villain podcast. Non-negotiable. We split the money through.

That's called hair at all. No. Okay, that sucks to hear that you're on a podcast. Oh, wait, that's the one I'm on. It's okay. It's cool. It's cool because I'm on it. I just heard it.

I'm on a podcast and I was like, this sucks. We are. Yeah, we are. And it's a riddle podcast, so buckle up. But speaking of that, welcome back to cooking with Gaston. What you're gonna want to do, low in slow. Oh, he has like a Jim bro podcast where he's just like,

you guys are getting a bro Jr. early in the morning. He's talking about sucking out of cookie podcast. What is this? I gave you a girl, Jeanine, early in the morning. I'm like a star. Sucks like a star. It's talking about sucking out of cookie podcast. What is this? Ribs. Yes, let's, we can't, I just got texted a cease and assist from all over. Cryogenically frozen head himself.

So let's run Mr. Walter Dulley. He's pretty litigious, right? So actually Aaron, you can't do that podcast. We could actually get fucking sued to our front. Wow, Walter such reverence, Walter. That's what he told me to call him. Oh, sorry Walter Let's get into some riddles. Here's our first riddle high and low and noblemen's castles and teaching arithmetic to rascals Heart is a bone and flat as paper. It can only be procured in nature.

Is this gonna be like your answer, like your butt? Aaron was close through with calculator. Abacus. Custelicus. I do wanna see a seed. This is, I like so funny. God, yeah. Ancient Greece, we're in Ancient Greece.

At the time they just call it Greece. And this is the comedy act styling. It calls it the Great War. Abacus and Castellacus. Hey, you ever go to the forum? Abacus. Of course, Castellacus. We're at the forum right now.

Oh, it's called the class. Of course, Costelicas. We're at the Forlum right now. For Flores, or for Flores. Um... Wait, why did you have that reaction to that? I'm surprised! I'm in the forum. I thought I was in the ducks. The Aqua ducks. Because you keep quacking about. Come on, then. Stick to the skirm. Okay, you go.

You're losing up. you're losing up. You go, you go. By the way, Castellacus. Yes, Abacus? Did you happen to watch the... the Greco-Ressling match yesterday? Do something with orgies! Well, we'll get there, man.

We have a log set. Who was the name of the person engaging in the Greco Tussle? Oh Hubert kiss was it who oh Hubert kiss Not Hubert kiss on first again What what Thorne or are you talking about? What Thorneor are you talking about?

Who? Because is the thing? All too we needed more rehearsal. And two giant doors, lift up, and lions come running out. No, no, no, no, this is good. We're doing good. See. Very good. Okay. I don't know. Yeah, we're with this in the middle. It's hard because that that routine is so scripted to come up with on the fly,

but also have to do the ancient Greek stuff. It's like, it gets difficult to do. Yeah, through the filter, through that filter. Here we go. Let me read it again, and that'll give you some hints, maybe. High and low in noblemen's castles and teaching arithmetic to rascals.

Hard as bone and flat as paper, it can only be procured in nature. Any other guesses before I give a hint? A leaf? A bark? Is this bark? Uh, we're not terribly far off, but it's definitely found in nature. A stick!

No, no, no. Chocolate. Errin, you are very hot. Led? Uh, coal? This is something the chalk would go on to. and you are very hot. Lead. Cole? This is something the chalk would go on to. The chalkboard. You, yes.

Granite. No, this is also a magazine, I believe. Oh, highlights. It's life people. Who? Hustler. Playboy? What are their magazines? You think H hustler can only be found in nature?

Actually in the forest there is a little pile of boards made out of Probably a few different things nowadays, but there's a little thing starts with an S Slate like you got ited out it's like, I win. Wait, does Aaron win? Addle. Tell me I didn't just lose the whole thing. I'm so sorry, Aaron wins.

And of course, the prize on this show is J.C. loses everything. Okay, well, I guess I'll start packing up. We've got a tow truck taking a home. Let's go on to the next riddle here. Yeah, let's. It's like it's a magazine, right? What is it? Music magazine?

No, that's spin. I know. I know. I know. Is it a website? Like, isn't. Yes, that's what I'm thinking. Yeah.

What websites are basically. Nature's magazine. Magazines that are in the air around us. In the ether, bloating. I think also doesn't is slate slate, is slate a podcast? I think slate does podcast. I must do. Yeah, it does.

I bet it does. I bet it does. With that attitude, I bet it does. Priving on a rainy day among the things that decay has not root nor leaf nor seed, yet it grows fast as a weed. What this? Thriving on a rainy day among the things that decay has not root nor leaf nor seed yet it grows fast as a weed.

Is this a worm? A worm? I heard two words at the same time I couldn't make out either. Aaron said, and I said, it's a worm. Oh, I said storm and he said, where I'm. So a portman to a storm and a worm would be storm. Storm, I think, or where it.

It's not storm or worm. I think we'll both not terribly bad. I think worm is probably closer. Definitely proximity wise. Edel, slate is an online magazine. Fuck yeah, fuck yeah. That's what it was. It's both a website in a magazine. Hell yeah.

Which is closer? Probably a worm. A worm probably dances around these things. Thriving on a rainy day among the thing that decay. The bones of an enemy. These things would grow in the bones of your enemy. A flower. Kind of. A bad flower. A weed. Because didn't you say weed? Yes. Thriving on a rainy day among the things that decay has not root nor leaf nor seed, yet it grows fast as a weed. So what, if you put a bunch of shit out or dead bodies,

these things are gonna probably pop up. Oh, are these mobets? Are these mobets? They're that? And JPC, I know what mobets are, but for anyone out there who doesn't know what mobets are, they are. Mobets are little creepy crawlies that turn into flus,

like smirfs. Yeah. We are the mobets. We live in dead bodies. They were canceled after a pilot episode. They're like kidsurfs. Yeah. We are the bogeots. We live in dead bodies. They were canceled after a pilot episode. They're like kids are crying. It technically, they made the pilot episode, but then they found out that the older reason it was Greenlit was because the executive who Greenlit it was coked out of his mind.

This is great kids late. Kids are gonna love the mogeots. Is it maggots? It's not maggots. Uh, who? Thank God, because I hate saying that word. I think I thought these things growing in like shit and stuff was maybe a more well known thing.

This is mushrooms. JPC, say that again. Is it mushrooms? Say it a third time in the mirror. No, I don't want to. I don't know what will happen, but I don't want to. is mushrooms. We're trying to get me to someone another devil. You're always getting due to some of these devils mushroom devil. Aaron, you're also right with fun. We said fungi fungus. Yes. This is why I don't fuck with fungus because it grows on the poo poo. So mushrooms don't have

seeds. They procreate by spreading spores, I guess spores are like plant STDs, they procreate by spreading spores that in the right conditions will grow into new mushrooms, they have root like appendages called mycelium that help the organism to absorb moisture and other nutrients. This is just a science question, I would like to see a scene. Isn't it like a forest that's one big mushroom because all the mycelium, if the biggest living organism. Yeah, that's awesome. It's kind of cheating. To be like, the biggest living organism is this forest.

It's like, wow. Hey, trust me. Kind of cheating still counts because you get, you get a part to really. So that's what Brian did, what you did to talk about on this show. Oh, I see. Okay, I'd like to see a scene.

Okay. Yes. You two are mushrooms, and you're trying yourselves for the first time in getting high. I'm bored. Um, you know what we could do. I don't want to do that again. No, no, no, no, hear me out, hear me out. I don't want to knock on again. No, no, no. Hear me out, hear me out.

I don't want to knock on trees and then running away. That felt bad. No, no, we can do this from right here. We don't have to move it all. Okay. Why don't we lick each other? Ah, you lick the top of my cap. I lick the top of your cap and we just kind of see what happens, you know?

I'm intrigued. You're okay. Good. Same time. Same looks same time. Full disclosure. Yeah. When you were taking a nap like three hours ago, I did it.

I like, I like the top of your head. I'm fully gone right now. Lost in the woods. Full, full disclosure. Uh huh. After you look top of my head, I like the top of your head. I'm breaking out. Okay. Full disclosure my head, I lift it up your head. I'm rigging out. OK, fold the squelter.

Yeah. I think I am upside down. I think my cap is on the ground. And my Mycelia Maria, kind of the air, kind of just hands down. Hold the squelter. I died 300 years ago. Hey, man.

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Let's get on to our next riddle. What often has wheels, never has wings, travels by air, land, and sea, encloses everything. I like this riddle a lot. What often has wheels, never has wings, travels by air, land, and sea, enclosing everything.

Enclosing everything. Is it AND closing everything. In closing everything. Is it and closing everything or in closing? In closing. In closing everything. And it has wheels. And as wheels but never wings. But it does travel by airline and sea. Now Aaron, do you think you're saying whales and it's just fucking up how he says it.

It has whales but not wings. Okay, gotcha. What has wheels? What has wheels? What has. Okay, gotcha. What has wheels? W-H-A-L-E-A. Yes. Hot whales leading the way. Woo! Why, I do a wolf's on for a whale. I don't know, but that's a lot of whale.

That's scared everyone. Hold on, orcas are the whales. Orcas are the whales of the wolves. What is happening to you? Hey, man, are you here? Orcas are the wolves? Is there somebody take over me? Oh, are you listening? Are you listening to someone who take over me, go say something? Is that worried about you, man?

No, I got it. Okay, it doesn't have wings. Yeah. And it encloses everything. That's what the riddle sounds. What does that mean here? It encloses everything. Yeah, it has wheels.

Mm-hmm. It says it often has wheels, so right? Often? And here's something that's's here's something I just learned. I literally learned this yesterday and it blew my mind. We went to the moon. I believe 25 years before we put wheels on this thing. And that blows my mind. That we were so focused on get to get this space. We couldn't put wheels on this thing that everyone who's ever used one is like, I wish I said fucking wheels. Okay, so that we were so focused on getting to get this space, we couldn't put wheels on this thing that everyone who's ever used one is like, I wish I said fucking wheels.

Okay, so, so thing that doesn't have, is this like, would this be, no, I was gonna say, sneakers. Snickers? This thing probably encloses sneakers, depending. Is this thing encloses sneakers? Well, it encloses everything. And probably, I mean, not literally everything, not like the moon in the stars, but sneakers

for sure. Yeah. Air. You might get some air in it. Yeah. It's always air in it, probably. There's always air in it. Would this be a tire?

No. Because it tires have wheels inside of them and a wheel is not a tire So too deep But it encloses everything so this is something that like goes over the outside of something, right? I do want to see you soon. I'm so close. Oh, no, no, I'm so sorry. I've been all my progress. Let me save my file Mix up all the He just unplugged it. He just pulled the plug out of the wall Great sound case he clip that make that my ringtone I do want to say the two of you are cavemen, okay, and

You have invented the tire before you invented the wheel. But you don't know what it- you don't know what to do with the tire. Mm-hmm. Hmm. Oh, oh, tin-sign. Tin-sign strength. Keep all rubber together. Can I- can I show you something?

Oh, yes, I'm sorry. Just... Pontificating in my cave. I invented a new kind of clothes! Walks out wearing a tire. Oh, ah! You look like, and this is compliment, because of your blue eyes. Yes. The Michelin man?

You get that reference. Not yet. You will wink at the future licks mushroom Well now what what you call what you call this new clothes Well, I'm very tired after making it so a skirt no a tire Wait, oh no, I'm falling on my side Oh no! He banged so many time on hill, surely he did. Run down hill, run down hill.

Oh, here me just eating delicious roast duck at this two Michelin star cave. Rocks you over? Oh no! I'm rolled right through best-restraughted all of Caveman times! Hahaha. Seen. Seen. Can you imagine how long newspapers took to hammer out during those days?

Yeah, god. Aaron? Yes. They certainly could use slate magazines. Oh, slate magazine. That clearly was invented by Caveman. Yeah, Caveman Magazine. Here's what I'll say.

JPC and Aaron, two of the best things I've heard ever on a Hey, Real Real episode. Slate magazine invented by Caveman. And two, and two of a person saying, I invented clothes and then saying, come out wearing a tire. Wearing a tire, clothes?, I know that's good word. tire. That was fun. But I also like how you didn't get to it from a tire. You got to it because

you were tired. I'm a tired. What often has wheels never has wings, travels by air, land, and sea and closing everything. So let's drop the enclosing. It encloses everything that's in it, but to say it encloses everything is misleading. Like again, it encloses what you want it to enclose. It's a suitcase. Aaron, it's a suitcase. Whoa. So they didn't invent, and I don't know if this is true, but I heard they didn't invent suitcases with wheels until like 1970. And we put a man on the moon and I want to say 1843? Yeah, it was about 1843 is right before the Civil War. I'd like to see a scene. Okay. Um, you two are at the airport at baggage claim and you're both grabbing for the same suitcase because uh your suitcases look alike. Got it. Hey man, can you step back? Oh, you don't have to stand that close to the thing

Just go close when your bag is when you see your bag walk close But otherwise you can hang back and create more room for other people so sorry. Did you are did you see your back? Do you get ahead? Excuse me. Did you see your bag? So that's why you need to get ahead of me? No, I just want it. I got angry and I want to get ahead of you to, to make a point. Okay, yeah, that's what I thought. Oh, sorry. I wish I could keep this going, but here is my duffel bag. This is actually my duffel bag. Huh. This is, this, I'm the, I'm the only one that has a navy blue duffel bag. Surely, this is what it goes back into the, behind the scenes.

Well, we both went to grab for it, we grabbed each other's hands, and now we're shaking hands, and now we're stuck in this, we're stuck in this, I wanna say aggressive handshake. Yeah, this is, okay, you're tightening your grip, I'm gonna tighten my grip.

I'm not tightening my grip, I'm responding to you tightening your grip. I'm not tightening my grip, you're faking my hand. This is, I am not tightening my grip. My hand is as loose as it could possibly be. I am pleased taking my hand. This is this. I am not taking my grip. My hand is as loose as it could possibly be. I am pleased to meet you. Why do you think that was your bag and not my bag? Because I went to Dick's Sporting Good three months ago to buy this blue duffle bag and they only had one in stock. I worked at Dick's Sporting Good and I got that before anyone else even had the opportunity to purchase them because they were tying off the shell.

Oh my god. Oscar? Wait a second. Damn, I can't believe it's you. Oh my god, it's impossible if we just stop squeezing each other. There's a reason for this. I'm just waiting to give it a harder. Two local men found the exploded by each other at the airport today. We're going to Jeffrey who's live on the scene. Jeffrey. Thank you, Diane. I'm holding.

Hold on. I'm holding. Yes. This is Jeffrey. This is my job. I am in charge of reporting here. That's Diane. She's honest. She's honest. She's always trying to do some minor. I was hoping that would happen a little bit. I love it. I love it.

I love it. I love it. I love it. We're exploding. Oh, wait, so here we saw it. You don't want to do your Disney show. That's not something that you want to do. I can show you the news.

Shimmering sideways and web. All right. We have to take a break. We have to take a break. You have a lot of work to do writing this show. You have to pee? Yeah, I'll be right back. Be right back.

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You actually gave this gift to your mother. Did you not? Not just my mother, but Jill's parents, and Jill's grandmother. So how does it work? You give them a digital picture frame and then before long they plug it in and they're seeing photos that you took.

Yeah, you have access to their picture frame. I can upload any new photo that I take of my daughter. I can just pop it on my mom and dad's frame. And then you can send videos too. That's cute. And can you upload like a little silly cheeky message? Like, help, I'm trapped in the photo frame. I guess you could do that.

That's fine. I don't think anyone would like it. Because it looks like kind of like a weird cry for help. They'd rather just see pictures of love just to see. Yeah, of the videos. They don't even want to see me. That's fair actually. Yeah.

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Thank you, Aura. Thanks. Well, Adel and JPC, thank you so much for coming early to my Christmas party to help me get ready. Yeah, of course. Aaron, thank you. Wow, you look so, you're dressed like a sled, is that? No.

But anyways. I'm just adding my favorite Steve Bouchemmi pictures to my aura frame. I'm obsessed with this by the way. I'm giving this as a gift to everyone in my life because I love it so much. And so pictures of him will pop up amongst my family and friends and beloved pictures. So he's sort of just like a part of it. Adel, what are you doing talking to that sled? Oh, that's here.

What's going on? It's a new dress I thought I looked lovely. Well, Aaron, it's seriously, so you do look lovely. You look like you would go so fast downhill. Stop talking about it. It's so easy to get started. And then once you do, the tech is incredible. I can upload photos right for my phone.

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and we mean all of them, because aura has unlimited storage. You just use the app on your phone. You can sort of change out pictures. If you know someone's coming over, you can add a bunch of pictures of them and they'll pop up. Very fun to do. It truly is mesmerizing because you're just sitting in your house, you look over it and you go, oh my gosh, that picture. Oh my gosh, that picture. Oh my gosh, that picture. And honestly, Aura frames make great gifts. I've given them out to friends. I've given them out to family. I gave one to my 88-year-old grandmother who absolutely loves it. And she was able to figure it out like very easily. So,

if you've got a love one in your life that loves pictures, an aura frame is a great gift. It's so easy. Even a sled can use it. Hey, oh, speaking of pictures, JPC, get a picture of me standing on Aaron's back. Okay, where is Aaron? Is she going to be a keep forgetting? That's Aaron. Dang. And you know what? I did this bit, the Steve Bouchembe bit, because I actually have uploaded a ton of pictures of Steve Bouchembe to my aura frame, and it's a great bit. People come in my house.

It's lovely pictures of my nieces, and then all of a sudden Steve Bouchembe's on my aura frame gets a laugh every time. What a sleds house even. Look like doesn't matter. From now to Black Friday and Cyber Monday, visit or a frames.com and get $40 off their best selling a Carver Matt frame with the code riddle. This is their best deal of the year.

So get yours now. That's aura. A you are a frames.com with the promo code riddle terms and conditions apply. But don't take it from them. Take it from me. John to Toro. Can I come in? Toro, you want to go sledding? MoCode riddle terms and conditions apply but don't take it from them take it from me John to Toro can I come in to your oh you want to go sledding I'm a human woman this podcast is brought to you by square space oh whoa hi I don't have you see oh

didn't know you were coming over hello Aaron what's that short for Aaron Beth. Oh, Aaron Beth. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, okay. Thank goodness. I'm using Squarespace to make the website. If you guys have any fun ideas on what we can put on the website. Well, I mean, Adela and I are huge, you know, Bushimmiites. We're huge. We're bro shemis. We're bro shemis. We're bros shemis. We're bros shemis. We're bring more. But, you know, Aaron, you can't go around with the Squarespace website. Because Squarespace is the all-in-one website platform for entrepreneurs to stand out and succeed online.

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You can easily sell, but definitely Bu Shemi Charmed kind of life. Easily sell custom merch and create a passive income stream that engages your audience and scales your brand. You can design your products and production, inventory, shipping, it's all handled free, Aaron, saving you time and money. I'm also so relieved because they have flexible website templates. So, I can just use professional website template with designs for every category in use case and then customize my look, update content, and add features to fit our unique needs as

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this. Hello fellow teens. Oh, or like this. Hello fellow teens or like this. I'm Nucky Thompson or like this. Tony soprano. No, or like this. I'm Steve Bouchemy. I do it. You're able to manage all of your files from one central hub and use them

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Here's our guest. Lumiere, he's stuck in traffic. We're going to need you to vamp. Oh. My fuck. Oh, shit, no. That is all out the window. I can only do this one song and they know

Do we have some ads? Can we cut to ads go to ads cut to ads? Let's do ads Lumia, no one listens to this not even we don't have ads Can we you could do some ads on spec Lumia if you if you want it to Yankee candles if you're looking to impress someone this Christmas. Yankee candles. If you're looking to impress someone this Christmas, buy Yankee candles. Okay, let me try another one. Blue chew. Are you having trouble with your wick? Blue chew will keep your flame going all night. Why is that top of mind for you, Lumiere? It happens to a lot of guys. Well, welcome back from the break, everybody.

That actually wasn't Lumiere. That was Adel. I think this thing has legs. No, what are you doing? Lumiere does not have legs. He's a candlestick. Well, yeah, but he has a dick. What are we talking about? Wait, I said, Wic.

I said Wic. Whoa, is that what John Wic stands for? Whoa, John Witslum here. Like, smushroom. Let's go outside out. Let's go outside out. Oh, right, Fest. More riddles, please. Oh, I got this glue.

I got this glue. Do you have a podcast? What is a G of glue prep? What do you think a gust of glue is for? A gust of glue? Are you reviewing drinking chocolate rivers from around the world? Let's do another riddle here. A sound that delights or one that bothers,

depending on how it's placed among its sisters and its brothers. Oh, like a piano key. Pretty pretty much a little more on a guitar. You can zoom out a little bit, a little more macro. Is it just a note? A note. It's a musical note. Interesting.

Okay. Yeah. note. Interesting. Okay. Yeah. Huh. That one didn't. That one, a little too on the nose, I think for that one. Okay. Well, let me, okay, let me find this one.

What? P's when it poops upside down 23. Four months have I, but only. We've done this one. We've done this. Ow, that's that all. You gotta find some've done this battle you gotta find some bullshit because that one we've done a time to the show we've done that one I just have these good riddles that are actually you did the piece with it poops

one on 257 red is rust hard is stone put them in a row and call it home. Rose is baby. Wow. You live in a rose bed. You sleep in a rose bed, J.P.C. It's a rose bush. Could you read that again? Absolutely. Red as rust, hard as stone.

Put them in a row and call it home. So I think that this is a brick. But I take issue with the fact that you could lay down a lot of bricks so they're going to be like, where are home? I think you're good. Yeah, probably. I think it's a brick. You think a home has to have a roof? No.

I guess it does. I think a home has to have, it does not have to have a roof, but it has to have a wall. And I think a wall isn't a wall unless it's, ooh, hot take. How tall to be a wall? I think it has to be at least four feet. Huh. So if an aunt builds a home while they dig in the ground, never buy next riddle.

Ah. Ah. Hey, does anybody like Ben Folds brick? Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da- I mean, I don't think anyone, you're not supposed to like that song. That's very. You're supposed to listen to it and have like an emotional experience. It's probably my favorite song about an abortion. Oh, God. I think it's the characters on Netflix.

Lauren Lafayette has an episode of the characters where she's a stripper dancing to that song. Yes, that's really. That's very, very hard. Here's the next one. Timid, he's speaking of homes. Timid Tom never leaves his house. Some think he's lazy as a louse. But he never sits down nor lays on his back. And he swims quite well as a matter of fact.

This is a fun look like nursery rhyme. Just because he leaves his house doesn't mean he's timid. He probably has a racquet of phobia, you know. So you think someone doesn't leave their house because of a racquet of phobia. So spiders in your mind can't get inside a home. The fuck does spiders have to do with anything? Oh, he's afraid of nice racks. Timid Tom never leaves his house. Something he's a great, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice He like a cookbook. He's like a cookbook. He's like a cookbook. He's like a cookbook. He's like a cookbook.

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Now of course, to you, a house is a four foot wall. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh some like, um, what, what, that, that like fucking like a racer of like homeless turtles or whatever, they're just like, no, turtles have houses. They live on their back and they're like, take care of these fucking turtles. They pay their taxes. They deserve. Unsheld. Also, giving someone a house tour is so invasive. You're asking someone to look inside you. Yeah. Well, that's what I was the bathroom, the kitchen. Aaron, that was going gonna be my scene.

I do wanna see a scene. Aaron, you are a turtle. JPC has answered your ad in the newspaper for a new roommate and he is moving it to your home. Hey, so just take off your shoes before you crawl at my butt. Um, and then we'll get the tour started. Hey, house rules are house rules.

Um, okay, so I'm sorry, I'm just going off what I read from the listing. The listing said this was a two bedroom, two bath. Yes, two bedroom, two bath, the one heart, two lungs, three stomachs. I don't know, I didn't take biology recently. Yeah. Okay, and then like utilities. How would you take a litigle? It's ticklish. I did your tickling me.

I'm just, that's a finger. I only got a finger. I'm sorry. I don't take ales. Have you ever had a roommate before or why are you, why are you, why, what, you also know? I can't for it to be me anymore No, yeah, I know it's hard at that exactly why I'm looking you know to split spin all the costs with somebody

It just just so I know because I have like some habits that might be like a little weird is it cool if I bring Leaves and twigs and like little floods of dirt back to the house? Yeah, I mean you need to help I think that we should sort of like share digestion So when I'm eating like big things of lettuce super slow. You will also help sort of man I mean if I'm gonna be eating sticks, you know Oh, no the sticks are not for eating. I'm sorry. That's just kind of like my stuff like the stuff that I have Like it's just like sticks and twigs and little cluds of dirt Right, but if it's in here that it's technically like in me like it's in my body. So like yeah, okay?

Okay, that's cool. We can kind of address that. What about am I cool to bring women over to oh my god Yeah, totally. I mean I walkie here a whole time. How do you feel about me racing rabbits? Yeah, I mean- You're not gonna be along for the ride. Yeah, I think it's like, that's chill as long as like we're not like going too far from like where I work, which is a tree,

and kind of where I forage, which is also a tree, and- And you're a human man, right? Oh, yeah, that's what it's said in the email. You know how sometimes you'll be, I know this doesn't happen often, but maybe you're in like a fight like someone did something, someone spills a drink on you in a bar and then shoves you or something,

and you get it, you start to talk back to them. A very adult situation. You start to talk back to them to be like, what the fuck? And you're not at your best in terms of mental jabs or comebacks. I feel like the opening line of, take off your shoes before you get in my ass.

I feel like that's something I would say when I don't have, you know, like I can't pull the sharpest line. Why don't you take off your shoes before I climb in your butt? What? What? Hey man, I'm sorry. I'm just gonna... Hey man, let's just... Let's just shake hands and walk away. Oh, okay, I'll just... Just squeeze in real hard, man. Shake hands, man. Take out your shoes before you crawl in my ass. But... Patty is covered all over with scales. She and her sisters hang from their tails.

Children are glad when they can be found and with sticky fingers pull them down. Iceicles. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Dragon cold country. Patty has covered all of her scales. She and her sisters hang from their tails. Children are glad when they can be found and with sticky fingers, pull them down. Here's what I'll say. Everything in this checks out except, I don't know if this is like old-timey in terms of like kids love pulling these things down.

I've never my life fucking seen anyone pull one of these down. I've seen them on the ground before, but I've never seen someone pull seen anyone pull one of these down. I've seen them on the ground before, but I've never seen someone pull them down and be delighted by it. Oh, okay. So this is sticky fingers. This made me think pine cone. It is a pine cone or pine cones because they're all sisters. I will say that I did, I used it in my growing up in my grandparents yard. They had one of those big, you know, coniferous trees that grew pine cones. And it was so tall, and you could climb the hell out of it because I had so many like branches,

and when you were little, you could support your weight on them, and we used to climb pretty far up, and we would love to pull the pine cones down. But I do remember getting off of the tree and your hands would be so fucking sticky because the whole tree was just covered in zap. I never knew that that was like a joyous activity. Plucking pine cones. Well, this is when you're at your grandparents house. So they don't have an Nintendo. They don't. Yeah. And they tell expires cereal and they tell you to play the yard and they're like,

we'll set up the like croquet set and I'm like, I'm eight. I'm not playing fucking croquet. Like if you got the creak, croquet stick to hit a tree to get the bark off. Yeah. I'll take the hammer. Can't walk around the yard with the hammer grandpa. I'll be inside watching Matlock do what you will. Here's some fun little factoids. Uh huh.

The scaly pine cones that you easily observe hanging from a tree are the females. The male cones are much harder to spot and less would like. Interesting. Also, if you research the etymology of the word cone, you will find that it comes from the Greek word, abacus and cus- I-creme. It comes with the Greek word,

coneus, which actually means pine cone or ice cream. And that's gonna find. Oh, would you guys eat pine cone ice cream? Absolutely. I'd try it. I'd try it for free. It tastes like campaign. It does like therapy, yeah.

You both would try it. Absolutely. If Jenny's ice cream came out with like pine cone, maple delight, you would be first to line. Oh, fucking over. Okay, well I didn't say pine cone maple delight because two of those words sound pretty good. I've had maple and I've had delight before and I like those things, but if it is just pine cone ice, because yeah, I'd have like pine cone chocolate peanut butter

blast or whatever find why not, but just pine cone ice cream. No, thank you. You're not thinking clearly, man. You would. I'm too far off that ice cream. I got to get that. Mosley ice cream? No. Yes. Is it flavor like the guy from the IT crowd? Yeah. Richard Ioday, right? Richard Ioday. Twin faces with vertical eyes, dawned expressions of surprise, frightened, I struck one carelessly and was filled with negative energy. If these faces you happen to see, be as careful as you can be.

Crypto-like. Lightning magnets. Somebody said lightning and magnets. Put those all together and you have, burr, burr, burr. Science. Science. Dead Captain Planet.

Dead Captain Planet? Captain Planet also allergic to cryptidite. Yeah, I think all the big guys are. Yeah. Any strong big guy? Absolutely. Not from this planet? Absolutely allergic to cryptidite.

It would be so funny for Captain Planet to just casually slip that he's also from Krypton. They're like, yeah, but like you don't have the same powers. It's super, like super, it doesn't need five people with a ring, the sum of them. He's like, yeah, I know him. Yeah, it's crazy. I do what I see a scene JBC you and I are planetears How many seeds

We've got a few seeds have we done were planetears on the show. It's got to be it's less than five no, it's more than five and less than ten That could be anything we've covered. I want to see a same, a JPC, you and I are playing tears. We summon Aaron who's Captain Planet and people always want to know, where is Captain Planet when he's not being summoned? So we summoned you while you're in the middle of doing something that you didn't want to be summoned during their. There have to be zoomers listening to this show that they show them are like was captain and planet like really important. No, no, Captain America. Okay, okay. Well, there's only two of us left. So let's combine our powers. Yeah, let's. So I have hold on. I gotta get the other rings from

our deceased members on my finger. Hey, thanks for bringing me in. I know broccoli's not like a, I know it's like, not one of the big six, but. We're down, we're down to the bare bones. They keep, I know I'm like a hard guy. Yeah, they've been really coming out. So hey, you start again. We have to do it in the right order. Yeah, it also sucks that, I don't know if you know Claire,

but Claire has vegetables, which is like pretty good. Like that's, and I feel like for someone to get vegetables and then for me to get specifically broccoli. Well, you didn't hear clear-cut assassinated. Yeah, so she's gone. I'm sorry I smiled.

Look, I know that you and Claire had bad blood, but yeah, she's gone. So like broccoli is... You hang her. Yeah, I have her ring. So you do broccoli. Broccoli. Vegetables.

Heart, wind, fire, grip. Oh, oh. So you do broccoli broccoli vegetables heart-win fire Can't please take me back please Kim. I'm please. I won't you to get up so sorry You're naked. You're can't I'm so small I don't control my brain it just does what it does can please whoa hey guys hey hey um

sin is all I've has polluted the river again can you take care of it all of your clothes are like strewn about on the ground there's a suitcase it looks like a guitar your mess air is a Captain I'm hearing captain sludge. Sorry. I'm a little distracted. So I said it's your captain plan

Sorry. Yeah, sorry. I was sort of in the middle of something You know what? We'll we'll get it. No, we'll get it. Hey, Casper. Uh, we'll, we'll get it, right? Do you know how to put this stuff on? I got it. I got it.

Uh, oh, this looks like an engagement ring. Captopleta, is this an engagement ring on the ground? No, no, cry, no, cry, no, cry. No, cry, no, cry, no, cry, no, cry. Purple tears, that kind of makes it worse. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm good. I'm good. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,

just sit down on the stump. We don't have to do anything. We don't have to solve anything right now. Do you want to? No, we do have to solve something. It's turning my finger green, Captain Flynn. Is this a knockoff? Is this a fake? I thought you had money. I gave my...

I gave my... My mistress robbed me. The real engagement ring. I couldn't afford another one. But Kim doesn't even get it. That means I love her. Hey, hey, hey. You're mistress.

Cheating on someone. Cheating on someone. Not telling them, and them finding out, means you respect and love them. That means I'm a good guy. I was a good guy. I don't want to see you like this. I get to sort of do whatever I want

without any consequences. Isn't that in that good is not good for everybody Kevin can you just put like your hands on your hips and then like fly away and solve the problem that we mentioned I miss Kim Can we call it would it be oh? Should we get this word at your pretty drug give me your phone. Okay. Yeah, here I'm pretty sure Pick up pick up pick up, pick up, pick up. Hello? Kim?

No, it's not Kim, it's her brother. Oh. Oh no. Is this Kim's brother? Is this Kim's brother? Is this Kim's brother? Is this Kim's brother? Is this Kim's brother?

Is this Kim's brother? Is this Kim's brother? Is this Kim's brother? Is this Kim's brother? Is this Kim's brother? Is this Kim's brother? Is this Kim's brother? Is this Kim's brother? Is this Kim's brother? No. Yes, it is you son of a bitch. give him on the phone i'm a good guy if i have a little baby oh you're a good guy if i ever see you around him again i'm gonna cover you and fucking sinister sludge

no no no no you are you wait a minute uh... what what no don't protect your coat or don't all we got them oh you break it up ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that one carelessly and was filled with negative energy, not really Orion. If these faces you happen to see, be as careful as you can be. So clearly, this is something. A magnet. A clocks in the right realm.

It's a non-organic, unnatural, there. Is that a battery? Very close. Both sides of the battery. Oh, it's a negative clock. Yeah, very close. But this is like something that has energy

that looks like it has a little face. Oh, is this, this is an electrical outlet? This is an electrical outlet. Oh, wow. This is a good riddle. Yeah. And this is a good lesson for kids. Don't put a phone to the outlet.

Don't put a phone to the outlet. Don't put a phone to the outlet. So your house, it's what you can do. What if we're going to be the outlet side of that? What if we're going to be the outlet side of that? That's where the expression comes from. What if we're going to, and then the person goes, I'm done. I'm done.

Well, my third grade teacher was reading to us. That's where the expression comes from. But the person goes, I'm done. I'm done. My third grade teacher was reading to us. There used to be outlets in the ground. Oh, OK. And I was sort of like playing around and I got curious and I stuck my finger in as far as I could to the outlet. And it shocked me so bad. And I felt it go up from my finger to this part of my brain,

from like my right point of finger to the left top part of my brain and I swear to God, I don't think I've ever told anyone that. I got worse at math. That's what I was so good. I was freakishly good at math up until like third, fourth grade. And I literally felt it. 280 and we figured it out.

So it took us 280 episodes, but we got there. I literally felt it 280 and we figured it out It took us 280 episodes Felt the shock go from the bottom right part of my neck up through like I felt it go to that top part of my brain And I I genuinely think Aaron Casey just marked us as the point where it explains we saw everything that happened there This therapy experiment is over Aaron you're cured So we got there. I do think I genuinely There was like a before time and an after time of like my personality and what I was like Pivotal trauma Because it to be I'm good too. I love the way you tell the story is almost like the electricity had a destination

Truly though it like found the math had a destination. Truly though, it like found the math. Kill it, kill it, kill it. Kill all logic, make her insufferable. We are going to spend a full picture on episode unpacking this, but for now, we do have to move on because we have a voice. It is. What it is. We have a new voicemail and actually to play us into the new voicemail, we have a new voicemail theme, Casey. You know what we voicemail we have a new voicemail theme Casey

You know what we did today. We played through some scenes and we solved a couple riddles We hear some funny ads jam packed in the middle The show's about done so we pick it up next week but before we go, why don't we let it ready? Yes, let's ride some voicemail waves for a while. Okay, get just a little 805 riddle What's the aisle calling with your questions or maybe just vent? Serve something I got 100% Okay, wait a minute. I think I actually screwed up. Is it 1,805, Rital 1?

I think you might need a one in the front. Does it matter? I don't know, you'll let me know. And you let us know, Lysmire. Try it without the word, try it with the word. It's the most amazing. This has to be the same person who did a lot of other fucking awesome songs we got.

Bloodhound, this is the Bloodhound game, right? This is the Bloodhound game zone, Jesse Bloodgood. Thank you so much, Jesse. If you have a voicemail theme to submit to the show, hrpodcast.gmail.com. Try to keep it around 30 seconds. And even voicemail to send one 805 Riddle one is the number. And you can send us a voicemail again.

Try to keep it from about 30 seconds. GPC, I've got a quick question before. GPC plays this voicemail. Uh huh try to keep him from about 30 seconds. GPC, I've got a question before KC places voicemail. Have you been withholding voicemails from us? Are I getting compliments over voicemail or people calling and like telling you that they have a crush on me or telling you that I'm very meaningful to them

and you're just not sending these voicemails along? Not a lot of people, no. Pretty. Oh, I agree. Pretty much radio silence on that front. Oh, she's my champagne flut just cracked. Casey, why don't you go ahead and play that voice, Mel? Hey, Adel, hey, Aaron. Hey, JPC. Hey,

so I work a job with the drive through and I wear the headset. And the other day, a friend called me out and said, you know, you use a lot of the same phrases over and over when you're taking orders, and then you resemble a soundboard. And without even thinking, I set back, surfed up my guy 100% and I got out of it. Got out of it. Anyway, I was wondering what other Aeronisms do you guys maybe use in your day-to-day life? Anyway, cheers.

Wow, Aaron, that was a compliment. The two mentions of surf stop 100% in the theme and in the, yeah. That's amazing. And you could tell, I mean, they didn't say it, but you could tell from their voice, they had a crush on you. Aaron. I think so. That's a lot of Aaronisms to be putting out into the world.

Do you got to feel pretty great about that, huh? Yeah. Well, my life is a prison of Aaronisms in which I cannot escape. It's hell to be me. I zapped my brain and I can't do math. Do you two use any aronisms? Yeah, I constantly tell people that I'm

going to be 15 minutes late because a evil scientist has destroyed my internet. So I use that pretty frequently. I've done that maybe once, maybe twice, with the science. They call it done that maybe once, maybe twice. With the science. They call it for internet for anything, these days. And Aaron, I'm gonna go ahead and say that I will be using electricity that my brain and I can't do math

for the rest of my life, though. I will be using that phrase. Is that my brain and I can't do math? Is that my brain and I can't do math? I do think another favorite erinism of mine is if someone, if in any context, if I hear someone say, well, well, well, I hear it in Coco Keshmeer's voice, I hear the well, well, well, I do, I do hear that very, very frequently. Um, I can't remember in, in Erin, I'm so, so, so, so sorry if I get this wrong.

Mm-hmm. On the show, are you the one who's like always talking about how you wanna like fuck a dog and punch a police horse? Is that- No, that's you, that's you. So never mind about that one. We can still get you pregnant is both of you raccoon stuff is you.

Okay. So I guess I've made no impression on these guys. At all. And- Well, well, well. Well, well, well. Yeah, I say surf serves up my guy 100%. I didn't say it before the moment I said it on the show. You heard the first time I had ever said that.

And now that Casey plays it so often, it pops in my head pretty often. So it's really Casey's fault that we have aronisms. Yeah, clip it, Casey clip it also is in my head, serves up my guy 100%. Thank you, Aaron. Now Aaron, are you the one that does the scream that ended your political career? No, that is Howard Dean. Hmm.

I told you. We've been doing this podcast for a long time. I don't know which one is which. Between Aaron and Howard Dean. I get that. That's a compliment to me. He also does. He's brain. Is Howard Dean still alive and do you think he would do the show?

I would love if he did the show. If we tricked him. No, I don't want to trick him. I just want to say hi. So here's what we do. We tell him we say, will you come on Lumiere's talking politics podcast? Yes. He's still alive.

He's 74. Lumiere's 74. We can tell him that we want to talk to him about how he, and this is true, revolutionized individual donors like from the internet. That was all Howard Dean. That is how people raise money nowadays for political campaigns. But before Howard Dean, that operation was not in existence. Now, he wasn't directly in charge, but he had a team.

But we can talk, I would love to talk to him about that. He hasn't been governor of Vermont since like 2003. What is he doing now? How are we getting touch with him? I think he works for Slate magazine. All right, ready? It's, do your thing out there. Everybody reach out to you.

How are Dean? It tells you to do a riddle podcast. I bet you anything. How are Dean has like a cousin whose niece listens to the show. I would genuinely love it if he came up with a show. Can you imagine being Howard Dean, your political ambitions are over ruined because of a little scream you made because you got excited once.

Can you imagine sitting on the couch in 2016 and someone's like, I could go out on the street and kill someone and people. And he's just like, what is happening? How is my life? I know I wish someone had made a documentary about him from 2016 through 2020. Of like, can you even handle this? Can you imagine getting excited once and heir escapes. Heir escapes your lungs a little too quickly because he got excited. And for three seconds, and then suddenly someone comes to your door and says,

it's over. It's all over. Nobody likes you, no one wants to ever see you again. So I guess to answer the listener who submitted the question, I guess we could try to get Howard Dino on the show. But do we think that Casey could avoid using the Howard Dino Scream drop for a whole episode? Because we simply couldn't use that while he's here. It would beat you with bears. We would have to tie Casey's hand behind his backs. Here's the thing. Here's what would happen.

I would be able to resist it, but JPC would use his and blame me over and over again. You are 100% right, Casey. Casey! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Take me one more in your fire Okay Anything to plug Anything to plug oh boy, that's the big ask no Aaron do you have anything to plug? No I do have something to plug you can always listen to our patreon patreon.com slash chevred over to some great stuff over there. We're close to our scratch goal I'm to have a column bonus episode featuring Anthony Burch. It's a very funny episode

We can't wait for you to hear it and I also have a review to read I'm if you want to get a five star review featured on the show just leave us a five star review wherever you leave reviews And I might read yours. Hey today I'm reading mega guy ex's review Titled I can't believe this I work in a small shop and when I asked the customer for a name for her order, she told me her name was Sandy. I felt the incredible urge to imitate your classic goofy line, Erin, this is another one of yours. And almost lose my composure as the customer stared at me.

I may be losing my mind listening to you guys, but it has been the most enjoyable experience I've had in a long time with podcasts. Keep up the good work, love you guys. Thank you so much, MegaguyX. And Adolf, you want to give MegaguyX something special. I do. We know that your speed racer's brother, the jig is up. That one's fooled by your helmet or your outfit.

And hey, anytime you have the urge to say, Sandy? Please go ahead and give us a big, Sandy? Amen. Aaron speaking of a big sandy planet somewhere out there in the sky, you had one off the top of your dome, right? A Jupiter! This is Fifele signing off for putting up a kiss with Fifele Evan. I was talking about... How's your patron about? I'll put up a clip that's with Bye for ever I would love to talk to that

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