Hey Riddle Riddle - #281: A Tale of Two Erins w/ Erin Whitehead

Episode Date: December 6, 2023

We are joined by Erin Whitehead of College Town on CBB Presents to finally have some representation from an Erin from Massachusetts. All that plus a man and his feline friend, the morning before a big battle, parents who want a better life for their child and an at-bat with an abbot. Double the Erins, double the fun!Starring:Adal RifaiJohn Patrick CoanErin KeifEditing by: Casey ToneyTheme by: Arne ParrottLogo by: Emily Kardamis & Emmaline MorrisWant more? Get Weekly Bonus Eps on Patreon!Want merch? Visit our TeePublic Store! or pins, buttons & printsWant to mail us something? Hey Riddle Riddle 6351 W Montrose Ave #267Chicago, IL, 60634Want to leave us a voicemail? Call (805) RIDDLE-1 or (805-743-3531)Want to advertise on the show? Check out Hey Riddle Riddle via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Let's see. You have to put a dollar in the jar if you want to play. Actually, ma'am, wave a dollar, give a holla right over here. We have a different game. Follow the mouse. Follow the mouse. Where is he going to stop? You want to follow the mouse and see where he's going to stop?

Inside of me? Where's the mouse? Did you already swallow him? Yes, ma'am. And there's numbers all inside of me. Where's the mouse going Did you already swallow him? Yes ma'am. And there's numbers all inside of me. Where's the mouse gonna stop? Wave it out to give a holler. You don't wanna play that game, man?

That game's impossible to win. I guess the jelly beans, huh? No mice, no tricks. The jelly beans stay still. I don't know. His leg is moving. That might mean the mouse is in the leg. What?

He's got life, mice, and his pants. Don't be confused. Come over to the jelly beans Gabe I'll say Hundred jelly beans and the mouse is in your butt Okay, I'm ruined. How does this work? All right, damn I don't know if over here anyone who can solve the riddle gets to be smug about it Ooh, I like I'm out of our fight like to play that game.

And I play the game on PPC. And I'm Aaron and I guess I'll play that game. And welcome to Hey Riddle, Riddle, a podcast about riddles where there's also other stuff as well as the riddles. Did anyone else have nailed it? Anyone else growing up go to carnivals and there was that mouse game. I have no idea. I guess that's not really, but I will look it up. So as a mouse inside a little, a and there was that mouse game. I have no, I guess it comes out of the person. Really?

But I will look it up. So it was a mouse inside a little container. That sounds terrible. And a big container. And it was basically a wheel, like a wheel of fortune. And each, um, each pie or segment of the wheel had like a letter of the alphabet or a number or color. And then the outside of the tent that you're playing at would have those colors and you

put a dollar on whatever. And if the mouse stops or goes into the hole that's based on that color you win double your money or something We all that open the big city with live mice rich your rich Mr. Right there. Okay, maybe they did away with that, but it was a fun fun lot lasted I Google imaged it and I don't recognize it huh Chicago also has Turtle races. There's a part that does turtle races. Real turtles?

Real turtles, Aaron. Wow. That's cool. Any other thing you want to talk about or you just want to keep going on with this part? What else? I come from a small town. What else is weird about small towns? Actually, I'd rather talk about something else which is a guest we have on the show today.

Yes, yes, yes, yes. You might know her from College Town podcast. You might know her from Wild Horses, her improv group. Please welcome a different Aaron from Hingham, Massachusetts, Aaron Whitehead. Hi. Woo. Your turtle racing made me think of when my grandpa

would let us race the lobsters before he would boil them. Okay. I'm almost all down to that's insane. Did you get to hear the lobster scream while they were boiled? I just heard them click across the floor, and then of course we were eating grilled cheese because we were little kids and had no interest in lobster. But that is so funny.

So you would put down the lobsters and race them? Yeah. Would they say in a straight line or would they veer off? I mean, they just clicked around. I'm sure they were just terrified and they were like, what, this is not what the others told us would happen, you know? Was there a winner or loser or did everyone die? Like was it, was there, was it like a presidential pardon with a turkey where like one turkey

gets to go? Yeah, can you imagine if my grandpa set it up like that? Like you better train your lobster good because that's the one that gets to go back to the sea. Yeah. Everyone's all the kids are crying and painting racing stripes on the lobster. Yeah. I mean, the lobster that was like $45 a pound

and you're like, yep, I get to throw it back into the sea. Yeah, I was like, come on, pinchers, come on. Fight for your life, pinchers. So you can see your son graduate, Pinchers, go. And I have to imagine there's a hundred different Pinchers every time one loses, which you can get another Pinchers. Yeah, before we start recording, we did find out that both errands are originally from Hang-Up, which is a wild.

It's wild. It's crazy. I've never met anyone else from Hang-Up. Is it a big town? No, I mean, well, I think it's a fucking. It's wild. It's crazy. I've never met anyone else from hangin'. Yeah. Is it a big town? No, I mean, well, I think it's a fucking ghost town, man. I've been there. You, JPC drove by my house when I was not there, didn't go in and just took a photo outside

my house when he was in Massachusetts. It was raining. It was raining pretty hard. It was a flood. It was a torrential downpour. This was, I was just watching Love is Blind and one of the guys, or maybe one of the girls did this and the guy was like, you're so creepy, you like drove by my house, took a picture and I was like, this seems like something that you always do if you drive by a friend's

house. Like I did. I did. It did not strike me as creepy. But. Aaron, you watch Love is Blind, you're going to fit in just fine. And you know, that's a question. Yeah. Would any of you ever go to like the house that you grew up in or I don't know, the house that you had lived in previously and like knock on the door and say, I lived here in whatever year and I'd like to come, would you let me come in and see the house? Would any of you ever do that? I would. Interesting.

Yeah, I would. I remember my mom and her sisters. We were driving in South Boston and they went and did that at their childhood home when I was little and the people were super nice and were like, yeah, come in. Interesting. Yeah. Let me see this. Oh, sorry, go ahead. Oh, please, please, please. No, my mom and I drove out to like the desert by Joshua Tree because I think my great, great grandfather had built a little house out there and so we went to it and we knocked but it was like the people had like

American flags in the windows instead of curtains and like they did not even want us on the property much less want to let us have a tour. So I took a snap the quick pick of her by a big cactus and we left. Neb to me that actually seems relatively normal. Like if someone knocked on my door right now, and they're like, we used to live here 30 years ago, and we'd love to come in and say, I'd be like, great, well enjoy the rest of your day. Like, that's not happening.

There's no way that's happening. Once they get inside, they might be like, oh, that's my jewelry box. I love that. And then you're like, wait a minute. I'm not really worried about them like taking anything really. I just don't think it's like, like,

that's just not a necessary, like, you don't need to go the rest of your life experiencing what the house looks like now that I live in. It's fine if you don't have that experience. The whole, from what I've, because this has happened, I feel like in reality shows or whatever. And the whole thing seems to be,

oh look what you've done to the place. Look how you've changed it. And it's like, well that doesn't make sense. Why do you need to see what I've done to the place? You just remember how you remembered it. And you know, I don't know. I don't know, I get it. And it's like, well, that doesn't make sense. Why do you need to see what I've done to the place? Like, you just remember how you remembered it. And, you know, I don't know. I get it. I would do it. No, no, thanks. I would do it in lie. I'm going to just try every house and go, I used to live here. We built this house last year. That's actually, that would be a great way to see the interior. I mean, there's so many houses that I really want to see. And I should just be like, so this house was actually built by great aunt. We have to sell it to pay for her treatments.

Bad acne. That can be expensive because it's not covered by insurance. My great grandma Rebecca Gayheart. Aaron, we have to ask you, what is your not just your relationship with houses? What is your relationship with riddles, with puzzles, with lateral thinking problems, escape rooms? What do you think? How do you feel? Okay, let me go through the riddles. I love from like literature where it involves riddles, but I never guess it. So this will give you a hint as to how this might go today. Like I Harry Potter, even though I spit on her name now, and anything like the goonies or like anything where they had to like solve a riddle to get to the next level. I'm riveted by but not great at escape rooms.

I think it really has to be the right group. I did not enjoy it with the group I did it with. It was high-tension name names. What'd you go with? It was just a lot of grabbing of things if you're not going fast enough. And I was like, this is, you know, I'd rather die in here with you guys than be grabbing me. Grabby. I recently did finish my first big puzzle by myself this last winter, because I was staying here in a friend's house and he had left a thousand-piece puzzle.

I hate puzzles. I was always like, life is so hard and you want to take a picture that's already done and then break it and then make me put it back together. It just feels so- I never thought I'd like that. That is a total waste of time. It feels like so stressful to me. Like I remember having a dream when I was, sorry, my earphones are so annoying. Um, I remember having a dream when I was a little kid, it was a fever dream that I had to count every fish under the sea. And that's what puzzles feel like to me. Like it's just so hard. But I got into a real zone. And I actually did have like a peaceful, focused time and I

was like, okay, maybe I get puzzles now. So. I'm so happy to hear that because puzzles, there was Ryan, I went to this like bagel, my wife and I went to this bagel place and they had like, we were like waiting for our order and they just had a big puzzle on a table and she completely lost me. I was like, okay, I gotta be over here by the puzzle, I gotta put the pieces in the puzzle. And I was just having the best time. And she was like, the bagels are ready. It's time for us to go.

And I was like, oh no, but I have so much more puzzle. Yeah. It really is like a zone. Like I would be like hovering with a piece, like standing and crouching. And then like this is just, I was like, this is a much more active thing than I ever imagined. I've many times put together the entire border

or frame of a jigsaw puzzle, and then been like, that's good enough. That's sort of the most fun part. Yeah, that's sort of the most fun part. Are you a like a crossword puzzle, wordle person? Wordle every day. I actually forgot to do it for the first time

since 2021 recently, and I was mad. I had like gotten halfway through, got a phone call from a doctor, and then like fully just forgot I hadn't finished it that day. And I was so mad that I broke my streak. But do you start with the same word? Usually do you mix it up? I close my eyes and let the universe deliver a word to my head because I love the view. I like to think like, maybe I'm in tune with Josh Whartle. By the way, I emailed Josh, his name is in Josh Whartle,

but I, the guy who, she was, and I was like, I have this wordled chain that I'm on. It's like two of my oldest friends. You've really like changed our lives because now we wake up every day and we check it with each other and we do whartle together. And I was like, would you be willing to record a video for my friend's birthday?

And he didn't, but he wrote an email back and was like commenting on our starter words and like, our styles. It was really cute. That's cool. That's a great hurdle. We have a whole thing where we do bits where we're like, where we work for Josh Whartle and it's like a boring house. Lions, uh, not good enough. Back to work. Is it, is his last name is like close to work? It, back to work. His last name is close to work.

It's close to it, and now I can't remember what it is. I can't either, but I think that was the whole thing. It gets whartle. Yeah. Yeah. And he made it for his wife or something. He did, over the pandemic, yeah. Now, his ants acne treatment.

Now, whartle suggests the existence of a Martal, who's sort of a good version. Yeah. Wow. That's a Mario Mario, I see. Wow, that's a lot of fun. All right, enough fun. We have to get to some riddles.

So that is exactly what we'll do. Well, you know, something that happens on the show every once in a while is someone will send us an email, the HRRpodcastatgemo.com, and hell, maybe they'll put something about Riddle's admission in the subject line and maybe the body of the email will contain some riddles. And today, I actually have some pretty fun ones, they were just kind of like back to back,

which never happens, but it's very cool. Where people have invented their own little like riddle games that we're gonna play. So the first one, this admitted did not give a name, but they invented a game and it's kind of similar to something that we've done on the show before with Sandy, it actually may be even one of the, things that we've done on the show before with Sandy,

but they're like new additions to it, where they have included like the answer to each one of these is going to be a celebrity. But I am going to give you like a sentence where that celebrity's name will fit into. That'll make grammatical sense in this sentence. So I'm going to present there first and last name as blank blank, and then you have to tell me what celebrity fits into that sentence. Okay.

We'll do one. I think you'll get it pretty fast, but we'll do one. Okay, so here's your first one. Hey, if you want to see the sun's play, you got to have a ticket. You can't just blank, blank arena without paying. You can't just blank, blank arena. Now the sun's famously play at,

a, wanna say, Phoenix, Arena. Okay. Christopher Wacken, River Phoenix. River Phoenix. Oh, River Phoenix. The closest. The Wocking Phoenix. Yes, yes. Yes, yes.

Wow. Okay, so Aaron, Aaron understands how it's played. Yes, if you want to say something's playing, you got to have a ticket. You can't just Wocking Phoenix, Arena without paying. Wocking Phoenix. So it's not, it's not always exact, but you now you understand like they fit in in a way, okay? Got it. Got it. Got it.

Got it. We have a few more. So let's go to the next one. Aaron has one point. Aaron has your points. Adel has zero points. There are no points. I will say though, I did not know the sun's playing in Phoenix. So that was a group effort. I would not have gotten that.

Good, good, good. Adel just threw that one away. And Adel, do you know, is it, is the arena of the Phoenix arena, or is it just in Phoenix? It's in Phoenix. All the arenas are some branded, you know, as all like Gatorade arena or whatever it is.

So yeah, I can't imagine it's just Phoenix arena. It has to be some sort of sponsorship deal. Unless the band Phoenix bought it arena. I know they were making the brand Phoenix. The barely 2000s, they could have a Rita. I know they were big. The barely 2000s they could have made enough. I don't know. Uh, okay, here we go. It was a historic day. It should be in historic. I don't remember who submitted the email, but it should be in historic. Historic is a three syllable word that because of the nature. It was a historic day for comic strips

when Jim Davis picked up a pencil blank blank for the very first time Garfield Andrew and Drew Grafield Yes, you're like crushing us at our own podcast Much like You guys are it's a team ever it's a team ever. It's a team effort here. Yes, it's just very guard field. Very quickly, I will say,

footprint center is where the Phoenix sounds play their home games? Wow, I don't know what footprint is though. That's a poem about Christianity. Oh yes. And when there was one set of footprints leading up to the dunk at the basket, that was when you were carrying me. I was one of the only one players showed.

I do want to see a quick scene. This will involve Aaron and Aaron. Aaron, Keith, I'd like you to play Jim Davis. Aaron Whitehead, I'd like you to play Garfield. And this is just a scene where Jim Davis has drawn Garfield a foot of first time and Garfield's come to life and they kind of have a conversation about their future together. OK, you know Garfield doesn't speak, but OK, go ahead. Yeah.

Yeah. Got it, Zach. Got it, Zach. Just, just, just, you're both them. Aaron, if you could just read the thought bubbles. OK. And I finished so hungry. For what? For... Oh, God, if I could pick anything, I just came into existence, but I want to say the word lasagna. Does that make any sense to you?

I did it. I'm so hungry. For what? For... Oh, God, if I could pick anything, I just came into existence, but I want to say the word lasagna, does that make any sense to you? I did it. I drew him right.

It does. Garfield, Garfield, how do you feel about Mondays? Shut the fuck up. Don't you say that word to me, I work all week. Mondays the worst day. Incredible. I made him word to me. I work all week when it's the worst day Incredible I made him in my image. I love it and Garfield does your ex-wife hate you too Jim listen Know this is why you had to get a drua a drawn calf instead of a calf because of your wife's allergy, okay?

a drawn calf instead of a calf because of your wife's allergy. Okay, but I've never even gotten them. I thought I was gonna get together with normal and then I found out she wasn't even a girl. Ah, okay, okay, this is great. Jam, can I hang out? What's up? No, I don't. You draw me.

First of all, one of the presidents, if possible. And could you draw me maybe a little pookie? And maybe a little bit? And maybe, I don't know, a loud mouth big, lip cat with a long, long neck. Oh, yeah, I guess I could give it a shot. Draw, draw, draw, draw, draw, draw, draw. Jim, you don't have to say draw weird things. He's the same.

I see. Oh, man. Is he still alive? No, right? I think he is, yeah. I think he is, for sure. Jim Davis. I didn't realize his ex-wife hated him.

I made that up, but maybe. Oh, I knew that they didn't have a cat Even though and I think it was because she was allergic. Yeah So almost like how Josh wordl invented wordl for his wife Jim Davis invented Your wife could have a cat and that's how the rubber gloves were invented too is a guy his wife Like worked in the medical field and her hands would get chapped and so he felt bad for her and how the rubber gloves were invented too is a guy his wife like worked in the medical field and her hands would get Chapped and so he felt bad for her and he invented rubber gloves and that's true. I just learned that back her hands were chopped from like being in Bodies

Now normal famously was shipped to I I wanna say like, Loonytunes cities, whereas like Timbuktu or Kalamazoo, right? Yeah, places like Abu Dhabi places that don't exist in their house, for sure. I do wonder now of all of the inventions that were like invented for a spouse, to help them with their life, but then became like huge things that were bigger invented for a spouse, to help them with their life, but then became huge things that were bigger than the spouse.

Does the spouse still feel good about that? Or are they like, great, this was invented for me to connect with my husband or whatever, but now they're spending all their time, manufacturing rubber gloves, and it's like, where am I? Where do I, am I left? I like that.

And it was just trying fucking Garfield all day long now. Yeah, the Garfield thing would have been, I would have overtaken the marriage for sure. I'm guessing that guy farmed out the making of the rubber gloves to others, but I could be fully wrong. The psychopath who's like making the gloves because his wife's hands are chapped,

he's gonna want to be involved in every facet of. Sir, can we make more than one size, which is my wife? Perfect for my wife. I think I would be real smug about it if someone invented something because of me. I would feel like a muse. I'd be like, I'm just incredible. It's pretty me.

I'd bring it up all the time. Is there something you wish had been invented for you? Like launchable spizzas or something? I was gonna say pizza. All right. I know you two will. Yeah. All right. I know you too well. All right, let's do another one. Speaking of know you too well,

I don't necessarily know if you're gonna know this one too well, but I'm gonna, we're gonna go with it anyway. I might pull up the IMDB to give you some hints, but maybe you'll get it. You may need to be scanned with an X blank blanks have formed in your kidney. Ray Stone, Ray Winstone, Ray.

Ray Winstone. Yes, yes, yes. Who is that? Yeah, I don't even know who that is. You might know him as one of the CGI actors in the most recent Bayle Wolf movie. Wow. He always plays like a big brute. He always plays like a menacing.

He's British, I believe. Yes, he's British. I believe. Yes, he's British. I think Ray Winson is one of our great character actors. I know nothing about him personally. I'm fully willing to throw him out of the buzz. He turns out he is bad. Oh, I recognize him. He's very much, who's the guy who played, speaking of Harry Potter?

Who's the guy who played Matt I'moony, who has the famous son, the Scottish guy. He was in Braveheart as well. Dom, Brandon Gleason. Brandon Gleason. Soheart as well. Dom, Brendan Gleason. Brendan Gleason. So this guy is like the English Brendan Gleason. Gotcha. Mm, okay. Yeah, yeah.

Ray Winstone's been like, he's like 140 credits. He was in cats. He's been on the kind of stuff. But it's also one of those guys that I, and I don't know names of actors, I would definitely have to like see him and someone would have to be like, that's Ray Winstone. I'd be like great

I will not remember this tomorrow Okay, here's your next one great congratulations, Adela. That was a really great job on that. Thank you Here's your next one After being outside for too long without his gloves the Arctic Explorer was diagnosed with crow blank blank bite in his fingers. Crow Magnen Crow. Pete Crow. Blank blank.

Crow blank blank bite in his head. Crow bar. Bar crow bar. You think there's a man named Crow bar? Well, there's a there's a model named bar right bar rough rough. Hell or something. Okay. Uh oh. I don't know.

I think so. Did you just say Nick Frost? I did. Aaron. That's not it, I guess. Here. No, Aaron, you did get it right. I did.

I did. It is Nick Frost. So wait, can you say a whole sentence with the name, saw it in? Yes. So after being outside for too long without his gloves the Arctic explore was diagnosed with crow crow blank blank I see chronic Nick frostbite

I get it. I was like is there celebrity with the first name as the flies. No, that's nothing You really wanted to be crowed. Lord of the Asfiles. Yeah. OK, well, let's do one more. We're going to do one more. Actually, we might have, we might be doing a couple more. But we're going to do one more from our unnamed riddles submitter.

When I go into battle, I always bring a knife blank, blank, so I can kill my enemy no matter how close to me they are. Sterling Sharp. Close are. Sterling Sharp. Uh, a nice Sterling Sharp. Close by. Can you read it again? Sheath Richards. Now, if we were playing a different game,

Sheath Richards would be an excellent game that is. We'll use that one. I love the other Sheath Richards. Yes, I'll read it one more time. When I go into battle, I always love the other sheep. Yes, I'll read it one more time. When I go into battle, I always bring a knife, blank blank, so I can kill my enemy no matter how close to me they are.

Bayonet, Bay. Mmm, Bayonet. Michael Bayonet, Michael. With me. What was the last, I feel like I'm not hearing the last part of it. I always bring a knife, blank blank, what? So I can kill my enemy no matter how close to me they are. Oh, you know what? I'll change it to say no matter how close

or far from me they are. So word. I guess I legally changed. I'm pulling at the end to be. And yes, it's Andrew Ninja star. So this is the first one. Every I think every other one that we've done so far has been an actor. This is the first one that's an actress. Okay. I would love if Andrew Ninja Star was in like Gossford Park in all these like Gilded Age movies. This is the first actress you said. With a spoon. Reese Witherspoon. Oh, Reese Witherspoon would be nice. I break a knife with a spoon. That is a great guess. It is not Reese with a knife. Umatherman. No. Aaron, are you trying? No, I'm actually really trying. I'm trying. I will say that this actor, one of their names, I will say if it's first or last, is another name for like a weapon. Blade. Abigail blade.

She wanted to ask her like two years ago, don't Google it. I'm not Andy McDowell. It's oh, I love it. Dowell right. I love that answer. That's fantastic. Is this an unusual name this person? No, no, I would say that both of the names are,

oh, Emily Blunt, okay, but no, it's not. I think both of these names, first and last, are pretty normal. Machine gun. Whatever that means. Okay, okay. I take a media offence to that. I will also say, look, I think it's a person.

Aaron, it's Aaron, a gun. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Wow. That was good. Yeah. Yeah. It is bringing a knife and a gun.

Aaron, I want to say a quick scene. So this is going to be what we'll do a scene between all three of you. Aaron, Adel and Aaron, but Aaron, Keith, you are showing up. It's like the day before a battle. You guys are like a civilian militia and Aaron, you are showing up, it's like the day before a battle, you guys are like a civilian militia. And Aaron, you are showing up with what you think are weapons, but what no one else thinks are weapons. Wait, what, Aaron? I'm sorry, Aaron, this is my fault. Aaron, Keith, you are the one showing up to the day before the battle with fake weapons.

And sorry, which battle? And we are just ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha It seems so easy and that was it. I'm bad at listening. I don't know what's happened to me lately. I have a, I have a, here we go. God, the socks. Great, thank you. Oh, I'm going, going, going. No. Going, going, going. OK, let's see what I have on my bag here.

I got a hatchet, just in case. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, have a broad sword. Oh Y'all know I brought my spoon because I'm Reese with her spoon Deadly with a spoon deadly. Hey guys just pulling up with my wagon dragon I did and I'm ready to fight all All right, well the book club happens first and then we get down to killing. Cannot wait, I brought all sorts of weapons.

So if you guys run out, I'm your gal. So why do we think it was called maniac McGee? No, that was my question, too. You know, I said, is the title trying to make me judge the book before I've even read it? So sorry to interrupt you guys. Do you think that there's going to be plugs on the battlefield, like outlets? Because I brought my blender and I was going to start with my blender as my weapon. Uh-huh.

Be prepared for any terrain is what I always say. Now, the front cover is Lagues and shoes now does he run like a maniac? Is that what we're to and to it? Well the shoes are untied and so I wonder if it's a you know if it's a symbol of how his disorganization You know and it's if it's that sort of I'm starting to feel insecure. Sorry. Sorry to interrupt the book club Reese love you. You truly are changing the way that I thank you so much. I'm starting to feel a little insecure about my weapons. Do you think anthropology mugs are good, bad? No, these are good. I can throw them. This will hurt someone, right?

I think so far you're just naming things that go with spoons. I think we'll be fine. You guys, I think we plan too much when it comes to battle. I think we need to focus more on the book club honestly over think it yeah the only thing anthropology moxas hurtness or wallet Those are ninety eight dollars a piece ceramic. I've seen it now I think maniac McGee, you know, I think he overthought about his life You know where he fit in in the grand scheme of things are you trying to do my southern accent back at me? Because that's what it sounds like. Don't do that to Reese, she hates it.

Do you think this blanket will work in battle? Seen. I'm an embedding. OK, so that was, you guys were on the south side. We're not going to get too much of a challenge. You don't know what battle it was. I don't, and I don't want to know. Don't tell me, don't tell me.

J.C., if you must know is South versus Deep South. So we're actually the good guys. We're the good guys. We're the good guys. Okay, we have two more because these were so much fun that I was like, oh, I want to write some. So we have two more than I wrote. Here we go.

I feel bad for the poor man working for the owner of the nuclear power plant. When blank, blank, earths finally grow a spine and stand up to him. poor man working for the owner of the nuclear power plant when blank blankers finally grow a spine and stand up to him. Blank plankers. Nuclear power plant. The poor man working for the George Foreman George Foreman. The nuclear power plant.

Uh, what's the name for employees at a nuclear power plant? The Simpsons. The Simpsons. Oh, my. Engineers. The Simpsons. The Simpsons. Engineers. The Simpsons. Interesting. I like that. Follow that.

Oh. Oh, when? When the blank blankers finally grow a spine and stand up to him. I think blankers. Simpsons. Oh, my. When I feel bad. Oh, Jason.

Oh, Jason. Oh, Jason. We finally stand up to she got it. Just admit that she got it. I can't go. When OJ Simpson earns finally grow a slide and did up to him. It almost fits, but it doesn't. Why? There's another man who works for the owner of the nuclear power plant.

It's not Homer. Oh, Smithers. Okay. Yes. Is he my wrong? No, you're not wrong, but Smithers has not the answer to this. Okay. Lenny and Carl. When blank blankers finally grow a spine and stand up to him. The Lenny Carl.

No, Smith. Go back. Smith. Something Smith. Will Smith. When will Smithers? Thank you, Aaron. Yes. Will Smith will Smith one will Smithers. Thank you, Aaron. Yes.

Will Smith is really hard. Oh, Smithers is and it's Smith and then earth. Oh, I feel bad working. I feel bad for the poor man working for the owner of the nuclear power plant. When will Smithers finally grow a spine and stand up to him and it is. Good job, Aaron. That was a tricky one. That was a tricky one. That was a very tricky one.

I don't even feel good about it. I'm very, very tricky. Okay, here's another one. This is, I can't even believe I'm looking at this. I must have ridden this week's ago. I can't believe it. I go to this well way too often. Here we go.

The mechanic told me they couldn't replace my odometer with the original part, but they did have an aftermarket blank blank that could do the same thing. Oh, JPC, you sweet, sweet fool. It's a miles teller. Not my tempo. I talk about miles teller too much and I feel like it's just, I always on the top of my brain tip of my tongue. That's I always try and get into a car when someone's like, is that your car?

I go, not my tempo. Temples that type of car. Nissan tempo must be. I know that there are actors with crazy names, but Miles Teller has to be, it's egregious. It's just there's no way that that's that man's real name. Like that's not the most actors are using their real names. Yeah.

Miles Teller, that doesn't strike me as a weird name. Like that's not the most actors are using their real names. Yeah. Miles Teller. That doesn't strike me as a weird name. But it's a Miles Teller is an odometer. Oh, I didn't know that. So I would have you've gotten. Even if I had thought of his name, I would not have thought of this answer. So I do want to see a scene. Aaron Whitehead and JPC, you are new parents and you are, I'm sorry, let's say Aaron Whitehead and JPC, you are about to be new parents and you are sitting down a few months in to try and discuss potential baby names that are unique. Honey, before we start, are you sure you want to keep it? Before we start, are you sure you want to keep it? It's your choice.

I just want to, again, I know we've talked about this. I just want to be sure. And I just want to ask, because we're having this conversation again. This is not a trick, right? Like, you're not... Baby, I'm being a feminist here. Okay, I just want to make sure you are making the choice that you want for your body. Your baby, it's your baby, really.

Yeah, no. And I want what you want. Does that, is that? Oh, we're going to have that conversation. Not if we don't, not if we don't have to. Oh, listen, well, again, it's, hey, it's, you know, you're my queen. It's, it's, again, it's, it's what you want. Whatever.

Let's, let's, let's, let's get to want. Whatever. Let's, let's get to names. Let's get to hypothetically if we keep the baby, what would we name it? Exactly. That's such an easier conversation. And like, because what I'm thinking about it, I'm like, what kind of life are they gonna have? Do, will they have the same life that I had?

If they will, the answer is no. We're not keeping the baby. Okay, so that's back on the table. But I'm, I just, I wanna give them everything that I didn't have, right? So they can't go through life, having a name like asshole Johnson. I love your name, asshole.

I love my name too, but I'm 35. Like I've grown into asshole Johnson. Sure, sure. When you were a little girl, it was embarrassing. I know you got it was a battle. Yeah. And of course, like, you know, it's the reason we met. I don't think I ever would have met you in the support groups.

If I didn't have the name, asshole Johnson. Well, and if I didn't have the name, you know, scrotum Willis. And of course, we met in AA. I we should never of exchanged full names. It's funny because you just went by scrotum and I just went by asshole and I think that I think that we just kind of clicked because if you had gone by Willis and I had gone by Johnson I think it would have been nothing.

Why didn't we though? Why didn't it not occur to us to ever just go by our normal our very normal last names? There was a guy next to me, and I think his name was Jackson, and I got self-conscious, because I was like, that's too close. People are gonna think I'm making a perfect name. Yeah. Okay, so I don't want the baby to go through

what we went through. No. What's the least embarrassing by heart? What'd you say? What'd you say? He said, clitoris. Which I actually think is kind of pretty mom. You're not Jesus just because we live with you does not mean you get Sorry, and I always thought back flip comal corn for a boy. God damn it. I can't believe we taught the dog to talk.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Do you be free? Did you write any more? Are we done here?

No, we're done. Hey, Aaron, why don't you take a break? We'll all take a break. Right. And we'll be back after this brief break. Right, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, What wire cutter called the best digital photo frame? Yeah, you can connect with anyone from any distance. This is a great gift. You actually gave this gift to your mother.

Did you not? Not just my mother, but Jill's parents, and Jill's grandmother. So how does it work? You give them a digital picture frame and then before long they plug it in and they're seeing photos that you took. Yeah, you can have access to their picture frame.

I can upload any new photo that I take of my daughter. I can just pop it on my mom and dad's frame. And then you can send videos too. That's cute. And can you upload like a little silly cheeky message? Like help, I'm trapped in the photo frame. I guess you could do that. I don't think anyone would like it.

Because it looks like kind of like a weird cry for help. They'd rather just see pictures of love. Yeah, of baby. They don't even want to see me. That's fair actually. Yeah. Okay, so if that's not personal enough, you can even upload a video message to play

as soon as they plug it in. Like, I'm trapped in the photos. Or whatever. Whatever you want it to say. And this holiday season, Aura is having the best sale of the year. Listeners can save on the perfect gift by visiting auraframes.com.

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Wow, Aaron, you're like a cosmic yellow, and JPC, you're like a dashing purple. Oh, Adel, are you reading our Auras? Oh, no, I'm just stoned. Oh. But speaking of Aura, have you seen my new picture frame? It's blowing my mind, even when I'm not high Wow, Adel, did you get an aura digital frame?

Yes, I did it's so easy to get started But then once you do the tech is incredible. I can upload photos right from my phone in just one click I got an aura frame from my mom. I got one for my sister Sadia. I can upload albums and photos to their frames as well. It's so cool. Mm-hmm. And it's not like those digital frames from the early 2000s. There's no USB or SD cards and no hassle. You can change the photos any time. It has unlimited storage. And it's the best digital picture frame according to wire cutter, the strategist, and wired. And I know what you're thinking. Just because there's no SD cards or USB sticks

doesn't mean that you can't tape sticks and cards to your aura frame. Now once you do that, you will not be able to see the pictures anymore because you taped a big stick to it. And if you're anything like me, ladies, your wife will get pretty mad that you've done that. Don't bring sticks in the house. with promo code riddle, terms and conditions apply. Or it is not canone adult getting high, adult is high in life the whole time, adult and not use drugs. Please do not put sticks on the or a frame, even if your wife tells you you can be the stick

of the house because it's a different thing. That should be one, let that be one. This podcast is sponsored by Squarespace. Addle, adult. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know how JPC is, I'm sorry, I saw my morning walk. Did you have something? Yes, sorry.

Um, uh, I know it's three. Yeah, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I haven't, I haven't, I haven't, I haven't, I haven't, I haven't, I haven't, I haven't, I haven't, I haven't, I haven't, I haven't, I haven't, I haven't, I haven't, I haven't, I haven't, I haven't, I haven't, I haven't, I haven't, I haven't, I haven't, I haven't, I haven't, I haven't, I haven't, I haven't, I haven't, I haven't, I haven't, I haven't, I haven't, I haven't, I haven't, I haven't, I haven't, I haven't, I haven't, I haven't, I haven't, I haven't, I haven't, I haven't, I haven't, I haven't, I haven't, I haven't, I haven't, I haven't, I haven't, I haven't, I haven't, I haven't,

I haven't, I haven't, I haven't, I haven't, I haven't, I haven't, I haven't, I haven't, I haven't, I haven't, I haven't, I haven't, I haven't, I haven't, I haven't, I haven't, I haven't, I haven't, I haven't, I haven't, I haven't, I haven't, I haven't, I haven't, I haven't, I haven't, I haven't, haven't, I haven't, I haven't, I you saying? I was gonna say I made a website of like JPC podcast fails of all of his bloopers from Hey, Real Rital. That's what I did. And I used Squarespace. You did that we, there's two competing JPC fail-ups. Oh my God, this is amazing. Yeah, Squarespace is like the all-in-one website platform, you know, where I like to post any and everything

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I'm sorry, I don't know why I said that. I'm so embarrassed, Mr. President. No, let's keep recording the podcast. We'll definitely release this episode. Aaron, he called you Mr. President. No, let's keep recording the podcast. We'll definitely release this episode. Aaron, he called you Mr. President? No, we're able to see this on our website because you can host video content, and organize your video library, and showcase your content on beautiful video pages and sell access to your videos with member areas.

For even the best videos, you have to be in the member area to get that. Oh my god, I love Dukie. Wait, Dukie am I saying that right? Ice cream. Oh my god, I love ice cream. Well, that one's not really a blooper. It's more of him admitting he likes green day. You know, I enjoy the custom merch. You can easily sell custom merch and create a passive income stream that engages your audience and scales your brand, design your products, and production, inventory shipping, etc, etc. All handled for you, saving you time and money. And it's super intuitive and easy to use. With Fluid Edge and a next-generation website design system for Squarespace,

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Anyways, go to Squarespace.com for a free trial and when you're ready to launch, go to www.squarespace.com slash riddle to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. That's squarespace.com slash riddle to get 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. But JPC bloopers is already taking it. Wait, there's a third website about JPC bloopers. My bloopers, JPC, did you make your own Squarespace site? I bloop! PC bloopers my bloopers JPC did you make your own square space site? I blew. All right, everybody. Welcome back. We, we, we all agreed. We liked this. We liked that game, huh?

Oh, we love it. So why don't we play a completely different game? Oh, now it will. Maybe we end up liking this game even more. I don't know. Nobody likes change. Good point for laughing. I stole that from friends. Hold up. Good right. Hold up. So, so, Jibzie, you're saying, thank you, Aaron. You're saying we're Pev-a-tang. Pev-a-tang. I'm not the first one. I still have a friend. I still have a friend.

I still have a friend. Stop using my voice against other people. Stop. No, don't even use me. It's me. How dare you? All right. This one comes to a little bit of a story.

I really do like this because these come from Bailey. And Bailey writes, these are called clings, C-L-I-N-G-Z with an exhalation point, which is a puzzle game that their high school band teacher came up with. And I'll be interested to know if anyone else has ever heard of this puzzle game because I would love it if a high school band teacher tried to pass off a puzzle game,

they picked up somewhere else as their own. And there was a generation of high school students that are like, yeah, our band teacher was so smart. Am I crazy or does clings C-I-L-N-G-Z? Is that sound like brats dolls, like needy boyfriends? Like you buy a separate doll that's like their needy little boyfriends? These are clings.

That's awesome. I think clings in general is a bad branding for a like a word puzzle game, but you know, this person was a band teacher, not a marketing professional. So every answer is a combination of two or more phrases that connect over a shared word or sound. Cool. I'll give you an example.

Once you get the example, I think that you'll get it. So your example is here, here's your phrase. Francy Nolan and Detective Peralta cut down the tree's trunk and made a boat and sailed away and the tree was very happy. Wow. Was it the giving tree, the Brooklyn 99 giving tree? Okay. There's one thing that connects those two things together. You've got the giving tree and the Brooklyn 99 giving tree? Okay, so there's one thing that connects those two things

together, you've got the giving tree and you've got Brooklyn 99. Okay. There's a third phrase. Wait, I don't think I understand. I mean either. Okay, so Francine Nolan and Detective Paralpha cut down the tree's trunk and made a boat

and sailed away and the tree was happy. Adela, I think you clued into detective Peralta there. Yeah. And then all the stuff about the tree is from the giving tree. Patel, your own canoe, Brooklyn, 9.9. Ha, ha, ha. No, it's the giving tree. Then there's another missing phrase in between

that connects to Brooklyn, 9.9. Oh, a tree in Brooklyn. Yes. Oh, a tree grows in Yes. A tree grows in Brooklyn. The giving tree and the giving tree grows in Brooklyn 99. Wow. That's a lot. That's hard. Holy. So can this be a group effort? Unfortunately, no. The guest is is a clever. The first one. The guest is not always right. Okay. We are not his family.

That would be a just like on friends. This can be a group effort. I don't know how you would ever get these without it. Because some of these, like the tree grows in, or a tree grows in Brooklyn. What is that? I'm not even sure what that is. It's a book.

Yeah, I think it's like a young adult book from the 80s, 90s. Alam, many I can get. So that must be francy, francy Nolan must be a character from Trude Gose and Brooklyn. I haven't read it in so long. We don't know. Yeah. We don't know. Yeah. That's fine. So yes, it can be a group effort because you might need all three of you to put your brains together to come up with these answers. Here's your next one. As his adrenaline kicked in, Rimsky Korsakov had to make a choice. Which option would give him the best chances of staying alive?

I have to assume adrenaline kicked in that has to be Jason Statham's character from Crank. Am I? Has to be. No, it's not Jason St's not just in Seth and Scarecord from Craig. That's a night fever. Yeah, staying alive. Better than a night fever or John, you're on the right track with staying alive, but it's, it's not suddenly be jeez. You got be jeez. Yes.

I'll tell you this. When you get one, I'll tell you where it goes. So be jeez is the very last one. Could you read it again? As is adrenaline kicked in, Rimsky Korsakov had to make a choice, which option would give him the best chances of staying alive? Now the Korsakov, uh, right, the score, uh, flight of the bumblebee. I have to assume.

But that's, that is the second hit. It's, uh, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, It is like the flight of the Bumble Bee Gees. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know.

I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know.

I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I out. I mean, cause I get killed at the end of this if I don't win enough points.

Is that how? Yeah, yeah. Okay, sign the paperwork. I did. Everybody gets killed at the end. I mean, that's the end, right? Yeah. Uh, that's bleak.

Here's your next one. Fry your tuck, lifted his mask, and whispered to the batter. Robin Hood's pitching like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're going to get. Now, force gunpires going to be one of them. Robin Hood walking through the first. Mary men of the forest. Mary men of Sherwood forest gunpire. You nailed it. And a Sherwood forest gunpire. Adel's brain is uniquely broken for this game. Wow, that is just, to me, the riddle sounds like the answer. Like I just don't, I understand what we're doing

and I don't understand what we're doing. And here's the thing, this is how my brain naturally works. Someone please give me a job. You're all no jobs. That, Adel, I'm trying to tell you, I don't know. I think you could be president Also, I just got to remind you you are currently at work. You are doing your job. This is the job that you are doing I do want to see a scene

So I love the idea of fry orartuck being a catcher, but not an umpire. So you're Friartuck Addle and everyone is coming up to to bat and you are using your like Friartuck language to kind of try to get in people's heads. Hey, Alan, well met. Nice to see you at the plate again. Heather and Titha have requested your presence here today. Don't talk to me, mate, come on. I just, I gotta focus.

Oh, a big stick. What are you, Teddy Roosevelt? Interesting. How do you, how do you know who Teddy Roosevelt is? Strike! Come on! Yes, ha! Well, let me tell you. Whip this mall back to the mound man is what I call him. You know Robin Hood just stole something recently. Your mother's heart. What? Strike! is what I call him. You know Robin Hood just stole something recently.

Your mother's heart. What? Drake! Come on! Let me, I gotta go talk to my man one second. Hey, can you pitch right when I, right when I psych him out? I feel like you're waiting another 10 seconds.

Just use the hand signals, okay? You spend so much time talking to everyone. You gotta just learn the hand signals. okay? You spend so much time talking to everyone, you gotta just learn the hand signals. Don't come all the way over here to me, man. I've told you, man, man, that my left hand is holding my mask in my right hand. What did I tank out of me? What did it strike?

There are other way over there. Ha, fold them. Good job, man. Hold this trick in the book. All right, that is two hours. You're getting dust all over your hands. Get back there. Next at bat it's a...

Okay, I'm up to bat. Oh, you nervous? I heard a lot of warm-up lips. Oh yeah, and you have a sunburn in your bald spot. What? Yeah, I'm ready. Oh, run! Yeah!

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band teacher or whatever. But I, I don't mind saying that I also invented a game. It's also called clings. Played the same with three Z's. It's yeah, three Z's because I'll make you sleepy. Or don't sleep on this game. So here's one that I think Aaron Whitehead will have a little more to say about. Pressure.

Yeah, shit. Nevermind. This was nothing. The only thing worse than finding out your nemesis is your dad is coming to terms with your daughters and pending wedding to this female-focused monster movie sequel. Father of the bride. Yeah.

Isn't there somewhere? Yeah, father of the bride of Frankenstein. It is father of the bride of Frankenstein. And where does that go? Bride of Frankenstein obviously goes after bride. Oh yes, but. I was there for a yes. But yeah, I was there for part. Yeah, so you need the first part. The only thing worse than finding out your nemesis is your dad is coming to terms with your

daughters and pending wedding to this. Look, I am your father of the bride of Frankenstein. Aaron, that is almost there. You are so close. What does that mean? I got it. It's not Luke. I am your father. It's not Luke. I am your father. It's commonly misquoted as Luke. I'm your father No, I'm your father. Please no. I'm your father of the bride of Frank instead. I'm sorry Aaron

Don't know please me. This is a game with an answer please once the public decides Kind of quote come on. Hey little buddy. No, I'm your father of the bride. I figure. I was that is father of the bride. That's 90s, right? Yeah. Early 90s.

Early 90s. Yeah. I am glad that I did say that you said the thing about 90s Rob Cubs. I said that I had what you immediately. I mean, you do. I got it. That one makes me. I know my job. This is how I used to play trivia when I was in college with my smart friends who were really good at trivia

and we'd go to trivia and they knew nothing about pop culture and I knew some things about pop culture. So it's like they would take every 90% of the work and then there would be like three pop culture court and I'm like, I think that's Kesha. And then the guy, it's Kesha. And I'd be like, okay, so I got us the one point that I've been against today.

I do think something happens to my brain with trivia. And I think this riddle might be bringing it out where I know things and they go away and choose something like that. Like I, because some of these movies I do know, despite them not being 90s rom counts, and I am not thinking of them. They are wiped. Yeah, it's gone. Father. They are not. They are not. They are not. They are not. They are not. They are not. They are not. They are not. They are not. They are not. They are not. They are not. They are not. They are not. They are not. They are not. They are not. They are not. They are not. They are not. They are not. They are not. They are not. They are not. They are not. They are not. They are not. They are not. They are not. They are not. They are not. They are not. They are not. They are not. They are not. They are not. They are not. They are not. They are not. They are not. They are not. They are not. They are not. They are not. They are not. They are not. They are not. They are not. They are not. They are not. They are not. They are not. They are not. They are not. They are not. They are not. They are not. They are not. They are not. They are not. They are not. They are not. They are not. They are not. They are not. They are not. They are not. They are not. They are not. They are not. They are not. They are not. They are not. They are not. They are not. They are not. They are not. They are not. They are not. They are not. They are not. They are not. They are not. They are not. They are not. They are not. They are not. They are not. They are not. They are not. They are not. They are not. They are not. They are not. They are not. They are not. They bride sweatshirt right now. Side kicks was his fake shoe company. What the fuck?

I am so jealous. I am so jealous. I am so jealous. What is happening? Holy shit. The secreticity today is really a little bit wild. This is very first thing him and now how this is wild. Aaron and I have probably taken pictures.

We probably waited for each other to move to take pictures in front of this house. We sure have. I'm for sure buying that sweatshirt. each other to move to pictures in front of this house. We sure have. I'm for sure buying that sweatshirt. Is that okay if I am walking around with the same country? Oh my God, please, it was given to me by a friend when she got married.

She got all of it. It was actually a wild horse's gift. She got all of us different colors of the, because we would, we would mention the father of the bride in almost every show somehow. That is real. That is wild.

I can't believe that. That is so cool. It's so weird. I try to take a picture outside of the Breaking Bad House, where I was in New Mexico. Yeah, New Mexico. And people live in that house. Yeah. There was like a person in the driveway.

And so as I was driving by, I was like, nope, just keep driving by. I wonder if they like it or like I try to take a picture in front of the house that Dylan McKay lived in, like Luke Perry from 902NO. Oh. And the people did not look thrilled. But I feel like the father of the bride people, they have left that house looking exactly like it did in the movie.

Like you could paint it if you didn't want. I feel like if you buy, like maybe JPC, I want to say maybe 25 minutes from us is the home alone house. Yes. And if you drive by it, if you buy that house, you have to know what you're buying.

Yes. Like you can't be like, why do people keep stopping by? Like this is annoying. It's like you're buying a piece of cinematic history. I think I would enjoy it if it was just here. I would not enjoy it.

We would enjoy it. We would enjoy it. We would try to get in, obviously. Although with home alone, actually, in the left they'd be entitled to make sure. And I would be prepared. Because I prepped it. Marbles on the floor.

You should not lie, the home alone house, because people will try to break in as a joke. Absolutely. You'd have men's heads coming through that doggy door like every couple of men. No. The breaking jokes, as she could call. That's the recall, there's a scene in Breaking Bad where they throw like a pizza on the roof of the house.

Yes. And I do remember that there was a lot of people coming by and throwing pizzas on the roof of the house. That's to be, would be bad. Yeah, that's what it should be. You shouldn't do that. Yeah. If you leave in the box, God bless, I'm eating free for life, but if you take it out of the

box, it's ruined. If you come up to me, knock on the door and say, hi, I used to live in this house. I have this pizza. I would love to throw it up on the roof. It'll be intact. I'll get it off the roof. What I've done, and then you can have the pizza, I'd be happy to be fine with that. I did a bit with that house where I exploded an airplane above it. You only do it once. And I was like, hey, you fucking moved into that house, man. You. You only do it once. And I was like, hey, you fucking moved into that house, man, you knew what you were getting

up there. I know like, Andy, Joe Pesci going to the homelome house and be like, yeah, you're slippy. Joe, Joe Pesci. We saw the movie, Joe. I bought the homelome house. I know who you are. Joe.

Joe, buddy. The top of your head is melted off, Joe. Come on. Clean yourself up. We have one more. This is another one that I wrote. Again, I apologize, but there is no there's no 90s for romcom connection to this one. So I apologize if it's I'll take a little nap. It's okay. Maybe there is a there's a more recent rom-com connection. Okay, I'm happy with you. We'll see. We'll see.

Nothing makes you horny for sea creatures, like living with a group of relocating rabbits while navigating posted guardian era social dynamics. Okay, the rabbit one. Water ship down. Yeah, the water ship down is Nimo in there? No, no, no, this is actually gonna be pretty. Nothing makes you horny for sea creatures. Water ship down is the middle one. in there? No, no, that like? What did you say? Oh, I just said it.

I just trickle down economics. It's not that. That's nothing. What was the like kind of horny show, but it's like Jane Austen, but they all have sex that everyone wasn't do. Oh, Bridgerton.

Bridgerton. This is not Bridgerton's fan. I could tell I was a fan. But I would say that you're in the right like area with with with with with kind of the craze that watershed down to Naby. It is watershed down to Naby. So you need something that goes to water. So the horn for sea creatures. That's pretty that covers a wide hatch of land. How does horny for sea creatures cover a wide patch of land? Wouldn't it cover a wide patch of sea? Thank you. Could you read it one more time? I'm so sorry.

Yes, water. Horny for sea creature. Now Aaron, Aaron Whitehead. Yeah. To win this question, can you count every sea creature under the water? Oh god. No, don't. Yeah, I agree, Aaron. I agree. Nothing makes you horny for secretures, like living with a group of relocating rabbits, well, navigating posted party and air social dynamics. I will say you've got watershed down

Naby and you're looking for a movie. Is it a little mermaid? Things are much hotter under the water. Ship down to Navi. No, it is the title of a movie that you are looking for. Something water. Oh, what's the Michael Shannon and Lily, the shape of water ship, the shape of water ship down to you. Oh, yeah, she's horny for that rose water guy. I hate it, she fucks soup.

She's like that movie at all. I hate it. I went with sea creature, because what do you call that? Yeah, no, you're right. I didn with Seekreacher, because what, what do you call that? Yeah, no, you're right. I didn't want to say fish, because you're not a fish man. Fish man. Fish man. Nothing makes you horny for a fish man.

I hated that movie so much. I was like, yeah, this is the kind of guy women always go for. We don't need to see another movie about it. Yeah. Yeah, Taylor's always time. Yeah. Yeah, Taylor's always time. Taylor's time. Yeah. Taylor as all this time.

Yeah, tail as old as time. Well, Aaron, we have to have you back on if we ever do a review of shape of water, please. Because I want to hear, I'll diagnose it. I have to watch it again, but okay. Okay, well thank you so much to Bailey. And I guess in a way, thank you so much to me because I also helped. Oh, JPC, actually, by the end I love by the end I love those rules I love those puzzles JPC what what is what is J and P and C stand for?

that's just my name I John Patrick Cohen but I just go by my initials I wonder if it was your name I think oh that's just my name I just realized we've gotten this far I felt like I earned asking Oh, that's just my name. Oh, that's just my name. Oh, that's just my name. Oh, that's just my name. Oh, that's just my name. Oh, that's just my name. Oh, that's just my name. Oh, that's just my name. Oh, that's just my name. Oh, that's just my name.

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Oh, that's just my name. Oh, that's just my name. Oh, that's just my name. Oh, that's just my name. Oh, that's just my name. Oh, that's just my name. Oh, that's just my name. Oh, that's just my name. Oh, that's just my name. Oh, that's just my name. Oh, that's just my the order of letters of JPC's name. He thought JPC was very funny and remembered it by saying just plain comedy. Just plain comedy. That's all my dad things that

stand for. What's also people get around all the time too because I don't know when it was when I was like high school or college, JC Penny rebranded to just be a JCP. Oh, yes. Which is like so close, but it doesn't really flow as well as JPC. So JCP, JCP, you're on notice. So I put you on notice. You're on blast. I feel like we're ramping up towards the end and I feel like I would be remiss

if I didn't see at least 30 seconds. Aaron Whitehead, are you comfortable or do you feel like it's in your wheelhouse to do a boss to the exit? You know, I don't know if it's in there anymore. Okay. I haven't been around anyone from Massachusetts in so long. I feel like I almost go more like, I mean, I can do the very basic one.

Like pack the can, have it, yeah. But like that's anybody can do that. You just change. I was going to say, I want to see a seeing if the two errands at a high score union and hang out with us. We don't we don't need to see. I could just be continue bragging about where I parked. Okay. Okay.

Pack the card MIT. Yeah. I packed the cat and I saw him all. Yeah. And that guy packed the cat. Friendlies I packed the cat. Friendlies at Brigham's. I packed my Honda Accord at Brighams.

I packed my Honda Accord at Brighams. Oh, I miss Brighams so much. I loved Brighams. I mean, I love the Brigham. Yeah, I can't. Yeah, just two JFK. The raspberry lime ricky from Brighams is... I always just got the chocolate, anything chocolate.

Okay. The chocolate I'm Ricky disgusting. I honestly, I would absolutely get that. Wait, was speaking of things that we should absolutely get, that's a segue. Aaron, do you have anything, Aaron Whitehead? Do you have anything that people could check out or anywhere that you would like to point people to?

Yeah, I'm at girl with a tail on, unfortunately, every social media platform you can find. Except TikTok, I can't figure it out too old. And listening to me and my co-host Seth Morris on our podcast, College Town on Comedy Bang Bang World. Addle, what about you, anything you would like to plug? I would like to plug. Oh boy. Whoever, who did the Bailey did those riddles? Bailey, yes.

I want to plug Bailey because those were outstanding riddles. And also whoever did those movie name riddles. I feel like this was some of the best listener submitted content we've had a long time. So I encourage, I will plug people sending us their homegrown bespoke riddles and puzzles HRRpodcast.gima.com send us an email send us some games Aaron Keif anything you'd like to plug? Just check out our patreon patreon.com slash hey riddle riddle. I really want to get to the Colombo bonus episode DMed by Anthony Birch. I think it's a ton of fun and we are this episode, DMed by Anthony Birch. I think it's a ton of fun. And we are a few people away from that. So if you want to hear that episode or just get a one week free trial and listen to as much as you

can in that week, check out patreon.com slash a riddle. And I would like to read a five star review. If you want to get a five star review featured on the show, just go to wherever you leave the five star reviews or like write one, make sure you click the five star button. And then I might read it on the show, hey today I'm reading one from Miss Mac 666. Miss Mac 666 writes, Farts. It's sad when one of the highlights of your year is hearing JPC read the riddle you sent in about a fart. A plus I guess,

well, it's been a weird year for you, Miss Mac, but it's a weird year for all of us. And I'm glad that you got your fart riddle on the show. If you want to sit in a fart riddle, go ahead and email it to HR. I said she'll mail.com. Make sure that you subjectly says fart and the body says fart. Why don't I ask for that? Oh, no, yeah, J.B.C.

Don't do that. Don't do that. And Aaron Keefe. Yes. Once again, speaking of gases, there is a planet out there that is mostly gas. What would that planet be? Jupiter. A man's head through your doggy door for life forever.

I am a refinement. Sorry, Aaron Keefe. And John Patrick Cullen. Casey Tony to the editing. Now I already parent to the music, and M.O.G.O created by M.O.E. Cardamus and M.O.E. Nemora. M.O.G.O. M.O.G.

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