Hey Riddle Riddle - #282: A Terrified Balloon

Starting point is 00:00:00 This is a head gum podcast. And the worst thing is that you're gonna be the one to say. And the worst thing is that you're gonna be the one to say. And the worst thing is that you're gonna be the one to say. And the worst thing is that you're gonna be the one to say. And the worst thing is that you're gonna be the one to say. And the worst thing is that you're gonna be the one to say. And the worst thing is that you're gonna be the one to say. And the worst thing is that you're gonna be the one to say. And the worst thing is that you're gonna be the one to say. And the worst thing is that you're gonna be the one to say.

Starting point is 00:00:40 And the worst thing is that you're gonna be the one to say. And the worst thing is that you're gonna be the one to say. And the worst thing is that you're gonna be the one to say. And the worst thing is that you're gonna be the one to say. And the worst thing is that you're gonna be the one to say. And the worst thing is that you're gonna be the one to say. And the worst thing is that is going to be the absolute last opportunity you ever have to say something to me ever again. Does that make sense? Okay, I guess I'll say don't quit. Please stay. Yeah, and I have let me take out. I had some notes. Let me just unscrew this. Unscrew this. Oh, that's a scroll wow JPC you've hurt me You have screamed at me and play characters that Said terrible things to me. Okay enough butter me up all stay Huh, I was exactly what I needed to hear. Thank you so much. I realized

Starting point is 00:01:19 I realized that all when you said those wonderful things to me that This is the only home home I've ever really known Aaron the intervention failed Well, I'll be taking 20% pay raise and I'll be wearing 30% less core back on a desk. I hate him We have to learn to not love him. That's impossible. Like him. Taller rate. Taller rate. Better taller rate than ever. I'm at a 5.

Starting point is 00:01:54 I'm at a 5. Oh, this is a good energy. I like this. Hey, everybody. I'm Erin. I'm old man puzzles today. Ooh. And I get the feedback that my episodes are stressful, I'm Erin. I'm old man puzzles today. Ooh. And I get the feedback that my episodes are stressful, but not anymore. Aaron, is this feedback coming from an internal monologue that's running in your outhead? Why can't it be both, huh?

Starting point is 00:02:16 External and internal working together. Wow. Um, I'm so easy breezy. I don't even care if we get to riddles today. Aaron, you're not how natural on me. You're wearing your hair different. Is that a beret? It is. There's a coconut on it too. I'm on island time. Two or two coconut per day. You're on a beach chair. There's the ocean there. So let's just get into it, right?

Starting point is 00:02:46 Oh, well, I thought we were taking our time. Yeah, but I mean, like in a cool way. What's your vibe right now? Sorry, the sitting on the beach with a beret, with a coconut on it, and then saying, let's just get into it. Um, it's sort of competing energy. No, you're right. Let's be so casual. We'll get to it.

Starting point is 00:03:04 We'll get to it. So, Aaron, I think that what this, you know, obviously every episode of somebody's. No, you're right. Let's be so casual. We'll get to it. We'll get to it. So, Aaron, I think that what this, you know, obviously every episode of somebody's first episode. So a lot of people don't really have context for what is going on here. So we need to do something that we haven't done at a very long time on the show where we do a previously on Hey Riddle Riddle.

Starting point is 00:03:21 Ah! Aaron, Aaron, what are you doing? You were reading Riddles and you just started screaming. Yeah! I did! So that was last time. But this is returning over a new leaf. Everything is different now.

Starting point is 00:03:37 If this is your first episode of Hey Riddle Riddle, we are three originally Chicago-based comedians using that name lightly. Chaos people. And Adel is the nice one. Super funny, loves puns. JPC is the horny one. Chaos, raccoon piss, you know, you know, you know.

Starting point is 00:03:57 Aaron, I'm the relatable one, according to Arnie Parrot, but Arnie Parrot is sick in the head. Therefore, I am sick in the head. Yes. We have an old man puzzles every episode, someone who sources and brings in riddles and games and puzzles for us to play. Who does the work? Does the work. Well, the other two dance frivolously.

Starting point is 00:04:17 Frivolously. Frivolously. And the other two try to take the grave of our enemies. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. The other two try to take old man puzzles down. Like, Gulliver's Travels. It's on the grave of our enemies. He-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he So, I'm gonna really lay it out and let you know this, how I source these riddles is also maybe the most socially uncomfortable moment of my entire life, okay? Okay. Aaron is at the beach, relaxed, but she just pulled out a 400-page binder with tabs. It's heavy.

Starting point is 00:04:55 It hurts. It's hot, too hot to offer presses. Okay, so I did a show at UCB with Weppus, opened for Cook County Social Club. One of the best and prep teams in the world, if not the best. Check them out if you can, Baron L.A. Before the show, I have outtoids and a little tin in my purse.

Starting point is 00:05:15 I take them out, I want to mint. Other people want mints around me. I love that, of course take them in. I am holding out the mints to Alex on it, friend of the show, Emma Pope, who I love so much and I'm constantly trying to impress. Okay. We'll lead in Sean, okay?

Starting point is 00:05:30 Sure. Keep in mind that I love Emma Pope, okay? You're a hero of mine in Chicago. I, okay, all right, that's important to me. Well, Sean's name's had last. He was, I went in a, I went in order. Okay, so. Order.

Starting point is 00:05:43 Orders. Alex on it first. An incredible listener of the show, I went and ordered. Okay, so order or Alex on it first An incredible listener of the show Olena who gave me these riddles, okay? Walks up to me and starts being They're not listening and starts being so kind to me and hands me these riddles And I go, oh my god, I'm going to use these this week. I'm so excited. Thank you so much for the riddles. This is awesome Very cool. But while I'm talking use these this week. I'm so excited. Thank you so much for the riddles. This is awesome. Very cool.

Starting point is 00:06:05 But while I'm talking to Alina, I think everyone has, the Altoid 10 is still out in my hand and I think everyone has taken it. So I, because it's been a while. No, no, no. And I slammed it shut.

Starting point is 00:06:17 On Emma's finger. And then both things are happening concurrently. I'm being laughed at by these comedians. I've hurt someone who I love and and trying to impress and enjoy and Alina is talking to me and I I've never frozen More in my life. I completely lost my mind and then proceeded to do the worst improv I've ever done So who's who we blame in for this? Are we blame in hope? No. No.

Starting point is 00:06:46 Erid. No. No. We might have a loss of it. We might have a loss of it against outtoids. I was trying to address both at the same time, but I was failing everyone at the same time. If you're listening up there and you want to talk to Aaron, please God, wait until after Aaron improvises. Aaron cannot deal with all of this happening right before she has something important to do.

Starting point is 00:07:09 It's not an after. It's got to be an after improv thing. Oh my god, I felt so bad for everybody. I was like, I'm a monster. I should not be allowed to leave the house. And I shouldn't. Aaron, I want you to give yourself some grace. Okay, I want you to take some space. I want you to think about this realistically. How many people's days did you ruin there? Two, maybe three, four? No, more, way more than that.

Starting point is 00:07:32 Oh, because I did that in prop two. So, 100? So, about 100. And then Adela and I, because our days, obviously busted after here, that story. Now that you tell the story of days around. And then of course, there's all the people that are listening to this.

Starting point is 00:07:43 So let's add, let's just call that a hundred thousand people. Um, why are we calling it that one? It's not that not even close. It could be, it could be, it could be. I just texted Jenna too about it. They could be posted about it. Oh gosh, that's a hundred thousand one. So Aaron, is it really the worst thing in the world?

Starting point is 00:07:57 Give yourself some grace that you ruined. Let's call it conservatively 500,000 people's day. Ha ha ha. That's a good point. No. It's not. Ha ha ha. That's a good point. No. It's not. Life moves on. You'll have many more days.

Starting point is 00:08:09 You have about 400 minute a year. Yeah, that's true. I got about 400 a minute a year, maybe 500, conservatively 500. 500. I'm just in, yeah, I was also, I'm not to blame that situation. I'm also been in a little bit of an improv rut as of late. Mental health is not great.

Starting point is 00:08:27 When the mental health is not great, it's hard to be on stage. Am I right, ladies? I don't know about either one of those things. The ladies are dead. I can't help you with either one of those things. Oh, never mind. Okay, so these Alina riddles, they're on cards.

Starting point is 00:08:45 And so this is what happened. I started reading them. Okay, so these Alina riddles, they're on cards. And so this is what happened. I started reading them and I was like, I'm having fun guessing these. These are all very good riddles, I think, fun, unique riddles. And then I thought, what if we went back to episode one, two and three, the old ways for just one episode where, oh my gosh, what she can my gosh what she can say what she can say

Starting point is 00:09:06 well we're all of us don't know the answer we're all of us don't know the answer other than maybe one or two wow okay this is my original conceit for the show and then two or three episodes in I go this actually sucks one of us should know the answer so we know when we're done history History repeats itself every five years, you know this. Fun, unique riddles. What if we open a restaurant called Fur? Hold on, JPC, we opened up a restaurant called Fur previously on Hey Riddle Riddle.

Starting point is 00:09:36 JPC, what do you wanna show us? Ah! Coffee with a hairball, man. This is a bad idea. I made a better restaurant. I made a better restaurant. We're back. Okay. Furgers, Fur I made a better restaurant. We're back. Okay.

Starting point is 00:09:46 Burgers. Burgers is a good uh... Yes. This is one I do know the answer to. Okay. Ready? Yes. Here is a wine cannot be drunk. Here is a bark that has no tree.

Starting point is 00:09:57 Here is a tail never told. Here is the stranger that loves me. Dog. Doggy. A dog. A dog. A dog. A god. And specifically, specifically the dog that was the mascot for first.

Starting point is 00:10:10 How's that dog doing JPC? Previously on JPC A to Dog. This is a great restaurant idea. A major who has, and I don't know the answer to this a major who has seen no battle a minor who has seen no mind in a bar where no one drinks Oh, this is music concert conductor orchestra. Yeah, it's music music Okay, lose control Remember that is Madonna, I don't know.

Starting point is 00:10:45 I'd like to see a scene. JPC, you are a bartender who works at a bar that has no drinks, no liquid, and Adel, you're walking into the bar looking for a drink. Hey, what do it be? Let's see here. Pretty busy in that, man. Do you have like, is this like one of those barcode? Okay, so here's the menu. Here's the menu, um, is this like one of those barcode? Okay, so here's the menu.

Starting point is 00:11:06 Here's the menu. Here's the menu. Here's the menu. Here's the menu. It's a QR code. Here's the menu. I will be back when you're ready, okay? Make eye contact with me when you're ready.

Starting point is 00:11:14 You can see it. It's busy tonight. It's very busy. Okay. Okay. Jesus. Okay, let me scan this. Okay, and this takes me to the Home Depot website.

Starting point is 00:11:27 Okay, is this like a themed? Is this like a themed night? Are you ready to order? Well, this- Are you ready to order? Yeah, I'll take the screwdriver. What kind of lumber? Four, four by four.

Starting point is 00:11:42 Four by four? Yeah. You want a screwdriver? 4x4 style. I think so. Okay, um, that's a poem. There once was a man from the woods, whose belly ate all that he could. He got so empty

Starting point is 00:12:02 and his tummy so frimpty That he ate any eight Till he pooped Okay, I'm gonna back. I'll be 26 always slowly. I think I'll be 26- I'm Grand You're I'm I didn't I didn't I didn't list I didn't drink it or whatever you did drink it I said the whole I said the whole poem and you drank it And that was even a poem. It was a limerick. So that's false advertising and my cousin Knows a lawyer. Oh

Starting point is 00:12:33 Shit, yeah, I'm sorry. Yeah, so in my dad was a car dealership. So let's all I do the ship in your cousin knows a lawyer my bad man. I didn't know. Yeah, okay. Why don't hey? Why don't hey? Why don't? I'm sorry man. It's a tough night. You see we're obviously packed. Yeah. Why don't I get you next one on the house? What do you what do you what do you want to let's? Okay, if we're putting water in the bridge, let's have a shot together Let's do a shot together Absolutely, man. What's your order? Yeah, you're my stir Very funny, man. You're on on the Home People's website, right?

Starting point is 00:13:05 Oh, yeah, sorry, let me order off the website here. I will. Sorry, that's the bar. Okay, let's see, I'll take a nice toilet. I'll take this toilet here. Is that a collar or an American standard? That's a collar. Okay, it's a collar toilet.

Starting point is 00:13:24 Yeah. Salt on the rim or I think so okay, that is an interpretive dance to a Shakira song so Seen I think And the Shakira song was playing in your head. Yeah. Yeah. We can afford that. So you don't confuse me?

Starting point is 00:13:51 I thought Aaron would sing the Shakira song for me. I thought Aaron would sing the Shakira song for me. I remember stuff from Home Depot. Was that so hard? Where were you there? I'm going to use you that seat. I thought better not. Home Depot. I am made for.

Starting point is 00:14:05 Lolo, lolo, lolo, lolo. Why would you breathe? Lolo, lolo, lolo. Hold on. Shakira is singing about him and proving the whole thing. I'm gonna think that every time. Okay, well now I'm gonna think that every time. Lolo, lolo, lolo.

Starting point is 00:14:18 Drive by lows. Okay, I am made for him by what you breathe. I will be with you on your journeys until I go bold and retire. Tires. Wow. Okay. Pursues. It's a tie. I would like to see a scene. It's a tie. We are at a Tires Retirement Party and JBC are the tire. Wow. He looks. Daphne, he looks good. Like he, I don't know if he, if he got retreaded or, you know, obviously he's retired, but. Oh, here comes.

Starting point is 00:14:47 Hey! Congratulations. Hey, thanks so much for coming, you know, thanks for being here. Yeah, of course. What are you gonna do with all the free time, are you, are you okay? Oh, yeah, I'm fine.

Starting point is 00:15:00 I'm just, you know, I'm, I'm worn a little thin. Sorry, you have a nail in your forehead, let me, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Took a long time to get it fully caked, but now that it's now that it's there It is a part of me forever pretty nice Anyway, I mean thank you guys so much for coming and I know I know it's hard to see this to see me retiring You know, I'm not gonna be out in the road anymore you two obviously have a long you know long road ahead We hope so yeah, yeah, yeah, well, I mean you're a street light. You're in your prime. You know you last God I want to say I don't think I've ever seen one of you go bad Well, no it happens

Starting point is 00:15:55 No base base balls straight base balls You know a construction Hurricane hurricane would do it for sure. Drop it. Hey, I just want to thank you for being here. And I especially want to thank you for being here. I know that you don't get to be out of the sewer much, because obviously, you know, you're a sewer pipe and you are needed down there. But uh, it really means a lot that you came.

Starting point is 00:16:18 No, of course I'm here. And I mean, he asked this earlier, street lamp, asked this, what are you going to do with all your free time? I mean, he asked this earlier, Sri Limp asked this, what are you gonna do with all your free time? Well Between You and me if it's just us talking I am yeah, you're gonna be a close man in real close. You're rolling around I heard about out in the country community of Like minded tires that I was thinking about joining. Oh like a cult.

Starting point is 00:16:46 No no no it's not a cult we uh... I thought a cult that it's so funny because the brochure mentions people might construe it for that but no no no we just kind of get together we live in a collective and every once in a while when we have a of us together we um... we let ourselves on fire and uh... We go join the big tire in the sky. I'd be careful the big tire fire in the sky. I'd be careful you know a lot of in the last six months I've been reading the news or at least looking over at people's shoulders.

Starting point is 00:17:12 A lot of spares have gone missing. Um some donuts have been found on the lake. So I just be careful. And hey man you know you should do it my uncle by marriage did. He was a tire and he just went to a junkyard and got like kicked by kids And he loved it He's that some found it incredibly fulfilling like very relaxing didn't have to move just got kicked all the time You know here's what I'll say when I want it advice on how to get shit pushed through me or how to have a dog

Starting point is 00:17:40 P on my leg Maybe I'll come and ask what yeah, maybe I'll come and ask what you ask. You have a dead bird in your teeth dog Okay, I like it. Oh Taste good to be better be seen better be Lolo Lolo Lolo's okay. I'm a fish. Oh, sorry. I am like a fish, but what it kills me I am like a willow leaf, but I grow on no tree. I am like a dancer, but I have no legs. I am like a friend, but I will hurt you if you come too close. I am like a beacon, but I return to darkness.

Starting point is 00:18:11 Yes, Adel. This is Nelly Furtado lyrics. Mm-hmm. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. Is that Nelly Furtado?

Starting point is 00:18:22 Yeah. I like it. I flew into a window. No. Is it? Nelly Furtado Yeah, I'm like a bird, I flew into a window. No, is it? Nelly Frattado sings, I'm like a bird. Aaron, trust me. What do you think of him? What's it Michelle Branson?

Starting point is 00:18:36 What's left for her everywhere to me? And when I close my eyes, it's you. Wait, then what does Colby Kelly say? A man, a a song for you. My sister Kelly has a visceral hate for the song, Bubbly. I got a grincomatoz and a grincomano. The man who knows. Colby-colae.

Starting point is 00:18:58 Colby-colae. I don't know if I heard that. I heard that song before it, but not that name. What is the answer to this? Adel was thinking about Natalie F Frotto, so he was busy. From the very first line, because the very first line was the fish line. Go back and listen to her songs,

Starting point is 00:19:11 especially with Timberland, amazing. I'm like a fish, but water kills me. I'm like a will a leaf, but I grow on no tree. I am like a dancer, but I have no legs. I'm like a friend, but I will hurt you. If you come too close, I'm fire. I will hurt you if you come too close. I'm like a beacon, but I return to darkness.

Starting point is 00:19:25 More specifically. Uh, tire fire. Hmm. A fire, uh, this one. I feel like we've had this one before, and I feel like this is like shadow echo. It's like one of those classic ass answers. It's a candle flame.

Starting point is 00:19:40 Ooh. Wow, Elton John. Mm-hmm. You feel my high beat,' to you feel the same. When you go faster, so do I, thumpin' like a drum. In my dark red cave, when I stop, you will. Heart. Volvos?

Starting point is 00:19:56 Is this a heart? I don't know. These are all bands here. It is a heart. How do I get you alone? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Barakuda. We're gonna get so many emails being like,

Starting point is 00:20:06 please, GPC and Addle don't sing, leave that to Aaron. Hey, you guys got all the bails. No, I don't want me to sing. You didn't get to single one of those right. I'm the one in the middle. The one in front of me is what I will be. The one behind me is what I used to be. I am the only one that's real.

Starting point is 00:20:23 The rest is looking back or looking forward. Malcolm? Maybe like a moon? I'm the one in the middle. I'm the one in the middle. I'm the one in the middle. The one in front of me is what I will be. The one behind me is what I used to be.

Starting point is 00:20:39 I'm the only one that's real. The rest is looking back or looking forward. Is this like a man? And it's like his shadow and then his I was going to say it's like the present like present future. That's a good guess. Let's see. It is today.

Starting point is 00:20:54 No, yeah. Okay. Tomorrow is yesterday. I like that. I will be yesterday. Adal, you will be today and JPC you will be tomorrow. And we're all catching up over brunch. Oh, this is, I mean, this is so nice. I feel like just, um, what did we do? Just, uh, just,

Starting point is 00:21:11 just, oh, what did we do? Uh, what do we have for lunch? I can't, uh, um, we had food, I think. Yes, it was food. Um, yeah. So I I'm really it's nice to have food again And then I feel like tomorrow what do we have tomorrow? Obviously this is great. This is great, but I can't eat anything. I can't eat anything. What do you mean obviously? Oh, what happened to you? You know, you know You have a name when you're forehead. Yeah, I Got nails pretty much everywhere. I got a trick you out of me yesterday. What okay hold on trick you out of me yesterday. That's today Oh You

Starting point is 00:21:54 Yes, yeah, you gotta help me something's gonna happen Oh, no, this is just like an anaconda when Owen Wilson has that pen shoved in his I haven't seen it yet. I haven't sure you have See me tomorrow. Oh, I'm sorry that nail in my head is I think it's me and screwing it with my brain Okay, what can we do to sub it tomorrow tell us what we have to do to stop all of this soup Soup, huh? Okay, so let's get these back and cheese bites out of my face. Let me okay fly down the waiter get some Can I get the today's? Oh not here my oh game away from here? Oh? Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. I'll take soup off of the table next to us. Sorry. Thank you. Sorry. Okay. Oh

Starting point is 00:22:39 No, what was the question? It's the only thing I can eat with the nail and the injury and the trick you had to be on. Oh god. Tomorrow. Tomorrow, please. Tomorrow, please. Tomorrow, please. Tomorrow, please. Tomorrow, please. Tomorrow, please. Tomorrow, please.

Starting point is 00:22:52 Tomorrow, please. Tomorrow, please. Tomorrow, please. Tomorrow, please. Tomorrow, please. Tomorrow, please. Tomorrow, please. Tomorrow, please.

Starting point is 00:23:00 Tomorrow, please. Tomorrow, please. Tomorrow, please. Tomorrow, please. Tomorrow, please. Tomorrow, please. Tomorrow, please. Tomorrow, please. Tomorrow, please. Tomorrow, please. Tomorrow, please. Tomorrow, please. Tomorrow, please. Tomorrow, please. Tomorrow, please. happen to you what do you mean what am I wait whoa wait a minute okay so someone fixed it huh okay hold on oh we're oppressive oh oh you gotta say his bless you see oh man okay what is my last name? What am I doing?

Starting point is 00:23:25 Okay, yeah. Okay. Keef. Rittle. That can't be right. That sounds a lot like Keef. You give me breath. You give me life.

Starting point is 00:23:33 If you give me too much, I die. Keef. You give me breath. You give me life. If you give me too much, I die. Is that a fact? No. Oxygen.

Starting point is 00:23:42 Water. You give me breath. You give me life. You give me breath. You give me life. You give me too much I die. I think you can, yeah, you can, oh, the oxygen, right? You can drink too much water.

Starting point is 00:23:51 Oh, dear. Water or oxygen are both fine answers. All right, let's see. Oh, it's not that. Wings. No. Okay, so Aaron's nose is it now. So now, Adela and I have to know it.

Starting point is 00:24:01 You know, you have to guess it. It's fun. You give me breath. You give me life. Too much of me and you die what would die after too much breath fire sting no Nothing is filled with breath Blue Blue I would like to see a scene

Starting point is 00:24:20 Adel your balloon and you're a little stressed out because jpc who's a trumpet player is about to blow you up oh no man come on anyone bit me not red not red not i'll do a red one i'll make i'll do a red balloon we need more reds we don't we only need blues oh cowl okay but blue we've got enough blue someone just took the last blue fuck no so we don't need any balloons okay Look up a blue. We've got enough blue, someone just took the last blue. Fuck, not cold.

Starting point is 00:24:45 So we don't need any balloons? Okay, so I, well that's fine, I don't need a blow up a blue. Actually, can you do one more red one? Yeah, one more red one just for fun, and I can pick from any red balloon on this whole table. Yep. Okay. One in 800 chance, come on Mark. Yeah, there's no reason to make this complicated Jeff just grab any red balloon and get to blow it

Starting point is 00:25:10 That with this one Well, maybe not it's a little flimsy. Let's just throw it right way back in the pile and I'll just grab another one Same one. Okay. Okay. This is the one Everybody I found the balloon. I'm gonna use this one. This guy looks like he could hold his breath for eight minutes. All right, just flapping it out, kind of stretching the lip, no harm.

Starting point is 00:25:35 This should actually feel, this would actually feel really nice if I was a balloon. Yeah, your favorite person in the orchestra, I love you. Just massaging the edges of the balloon, and now to fill it up with my breath. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm a blue I know ten words Tangy Pepsi And now to fill up where did I put that balloon juice? What is that? I'm crawling away crawling away crawling? I know I left that balloon sup here you go Snag on snag on something try to sneak away from me up the blue got snags

Starting point is 00:26:24 Don't worry. don't worry. I have my sewing kit. Just tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, Okay, good. As new. Now time to blow up this balloon for the big orchestra bake sale. Woo!

Starting point is 00:26:41 Just one more red one, whenever you're ready. Just one more red one? Mm-hmm. Why not a couple of practice blues? You pop, you pop. You pop, you pop, you pop, you do it. Just do it. My breath is so strong.

Starting point is 00:26:54 I'm popping all these practice blues. I better go at 25% capacity for Mr. Red over here. I'm tortured. Licking the edge of the balloon, moistening the tip. One more Pepsi, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, No more balloons. Except for one more red one. You got it, boss. Click. And here, a wee, a go. Everybody freeze. This is a dance.

Starting point is 00:27:33 Can we get some balloons over here? Oh, that balloon's over here. Bob that balloon. Hold on. The balloon's talking. What's it saying? It's a dance. Does anyone hear this balloon talking?

Starting point is 00:27:42 It's a talking only to me. What is Jeff saying? What's wrong with Jeff? Jeff, are you okay? Jeff, Lou, Jeff okay. What were you talking about? It's a dance? What did we dance to, Balloon? Okay, Balloon, just don't talk again and he'll look crazy. I can heal you. I can heal you talking to yourself.

Starting point is 00:27:58 You're talking to yourself and you're talking to me and you're talking to Jeff. What are you okay? I'm great. I think I've just had too many Pepsi's today. So, what? Just blow up a balloon. Just blow up a balloon. Just blow up a balloon. Just blow up a balloon.

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Starting point is 00:28:31 Yeah, really Julie very looney That's what my favorite scenes maybe Helmer Helmer fun has his shotgun switched with like a steak Oh, let me dig into this steak and like eats his gun and bugs by his just filing his nails. In most places we begin and end in darkness. You divide us into intervals, some brief others longer and fit us into other intervals, some brief others longer. The numbers are the same, the names are not. At the opening to drag net?

Starting point is 00:29:08 Is it like musical notes? Oh, that's good. The numbers are the same, the others are not. The numbers are the same, the names are not. These are like birthdays. Is that something? Is that something? Is that anything? But it said we start in the dark and we start in ended and darkness. Oh, I just saw the answer. This is actually good. In most places, we begin in

Starting point is 00:29:31 end and darkness. Most places. Yeah, most places. You divide us into intervals, some brief others longer and fit us into other intervals, some brief others longer. The numbers are the same. The names are not. Can you tell us where this doesn't begin? Oh, go ahead, you see. Is it like a calendar? You're getting really close. Or like a year?

Starting point is 00:29:51 Because it begins and ends in darkness a day. Is it a day? A day. Wow, a day. Wow, this is a birthday. You did say birthday and that was half right? Yeah. I want to see a scene.

Starting point is 00:30:02 Sure. Aaron, JPC, you are, you're the first, you're beginning in darkness and then you are created. You're the first two humans created, but you're not Adam and Eve, you're somebody else. You're the first two humans created and it's one of your birthdays and you're upset that the other didn't notice.

Starting point is 00:30:21 Hey Adam, do you want this apple? No, I'm good Larry. Okay, um, alright sure that's fine. Maybe you'd want it if you gave it to you. You wanted what? Maybe you would want it if you gave it to you. Uh, hey man, Larry, I'm not trying to have any drama today. I'm just trying to watch the trees and the birds and stuff. Yeah, you just kind of take back having this time.

Starting point is 00:30:46 Yeah, I'll just take off this birthday hat. It's probably stupid that I'm even wearing it. A what hat? It actually doesn't even matter. I don't even care about it. You said a word. You said a what hat? No, it's like a day that God sort of, it doesn't matter.

Starting point is 00:31:04 My existence is just sort of like it should be celebrated Hey Adam. Hey Adam. Hey, what's up? Hey, I'm reading a postcard. What's our last name? You pick Eve you pick. Thank you. It's yeah, it's E-U-P-I-C. Oh, hey Larry Hi Larry. Hey Larry Eve's talking to you. Yeah, I'm actually Okay No, it's fine. Good to see you Eve Ha, I like Larry let's have a meeting real quick. Okay

Starting point is 00:31:35 When God first of all when I was here when I was here a party. No, not a party. Okay. It's actually a meeting about your attitude When I was here alone, it actually kind of sucked I was fucking bored all the time God took one of my ribs and made even it was awesome But then God realized that like there's like way too many chores to do with just me and Eve here So God took a little bone out of my butt. I don't even remember what the bone was He said the name of it and I immediately off my mind It's like one of the most unimportant bones for my butt and he made you wary

Starting point is 00:32:03 And ever since it's been like, completely completely completely. I come from a butt, I come from a butt, I come from a butt, I get it, I come from a butt. Yeah, my butt. And you're gonna have my chores. This is a surprise birthday party, Larry does get a birthday.

Starting point is 00:32:21 Nobody even remembers what day you were born, okay? I just remembered that I had a more comfortable buck before you got here. Okay. Hey, Adam, Eve, Larry. Oh, God, thank God you're here. Oh, thank God, hey, God, thank God you're here. We'll have to work on that. Can I talk to you really quick?

Starting point is 00:32:39 Yes, sure. Yes, of course. Can you turn me into a snake? No reason at all. I'm not going to do anything weird. I just Can you turn me into a snake? Uh... No reason at all, I'm not gonna do anything weird. I just can you turn me into a snake? Well, I was coming to... I was very excited. I was coming to tell you all I just made sharks.

Starting point is 00:32:52 So, so look for them. That's awesome. Look for them again. Look for those soon. What will now they're faster? If he keeps making sharks, it's like he's not gonna... There's just so cool. Larry, there's so cool.

Starting point is 00:33:04 They're so sleek and fast. There's a cool Um, okay Larry What kind of snake we talking? Larry Larry why is Larry always ignored me? No, I think I want to be sort of like a like a deviant snake who sort of like makes people drink or eat apples You know like you know, guys the thinking about sharks right now. He's just gonna make Larry into the fridge.

Starting point is 00:33:26 So like, okay, I see. So like a devious snake, three fins, tail, gills, sharp teeth, lives in the water. Mm-hmm. Hey, Eve. Wait, no, no, not that, no. See, the top, top, top, shark, shark, shark, and that's where we get the great Larry Shark.

Starting point is 00:33:46 The Larry Shark. The great white Larry. All right, let's do another one. Here we go. This one's kind of short. I fall, and I fall, and I fall, and I stay where I am. Sounds like a shelf silver steam. Aaron on in that.

Starting point is 00:33:59 That's glitter. Ha ha ha. Just because I fall in every escalator I've ever been on on doesn't mean that I doesn't mean anything. Yeah, I mean, the escalator is is or elevator like an elevator. No, but I guess it's a yeah, stay where it is kind of walk a leader. I fall and I fall. Oh, no, I thought we're not right. So now you guys have a chance to guess. No, we have to steal. Is it rain? Is it wow? Fallen, I fallen, I fallen, I fallen, I fallen, I fallen, I fallen, I fallen, I fallen, I fallen, I fallen, I fallen, I fallen, I fallen, I fallen, I fallen, I fallen, I fallen, I fallen, I fallen, I fallen, I fallen, I fallen, I fallen, I fallen, I fallen, I fallen, I fallen, I fallen, I fallen, I fallen, I fallen, I fallen, I fallen, I fallen, I fallen, I fallen, I fallen, I fallen, I fallen, I fallen, I fallen, I fallen, I fallen, I fallen, I fallen, I fallen, I fallen, I fallen, I fallen, I fallen, I fallen, I fallen, I fallen, I fallen, I fallen, I fallen, I fallen, I fallen, I fallen, I fallen, I fallen, I fallen, I fallen, I fallen, I fallen, I fallen, I fallen, I fallen, I fallen, I fallen, I fallen, I fallen, I fallen, I fallen, I fallen, I fallen, I fallen, I fallen, I fallen, I fallen, I fallen, I fallen, I fallen, I fallen, I fallen, I fallen, I fallen, I fallen, I fallen, I fallen, I fallen, I fallen, I fallen, I fallen, I fallen, I fallen, I fallen, I fallen, I fallen, I fallen, I fallen, I fallen, I fallen, I fallen, I fallen, I fallen, I fallen, fallen, I fallen, I fallen, I fall Eric, can you read the guidance? I fall I fall I fall I fall and I fall and I fall and I stay where I am And there's something in this that is part of the word There's something in this that is part of the word oh

Starting point is 00:34:54 Following no, that's nothing this is following follow What do you mean follow means nothing? Well, I guess I'm taking all this pumpkin candy back to this door What do you mean follow-ins nothing? Well, I guess I'm taking all this pumpkin candy back to the store. Fall. I fall and I fall and I fall and I stay where I am. So it's something we're a part of it. Stagation. It's always falling, but it doesn't move. Is it one of those oil machines that your Greek grandma always has in her house?

Starting point is 00:35:22 No. You like the oil drips down the little, okay? You're closer with rain. I know what you mean, but honestly, Adely, that's a great visual. Thank you. Close your little rain. It's a waterfall.

Starting point is 00:35:31 It's a waterfall. Wow, I wanna see a scene. Great, I'm ready. No, I just wanna see a scene. Oh, okay, yeah. JPC, we get to do whatever we want. Let's see. But it has to involve waterfalls.

Starting point is 00:35:44 It does? Yeah. Okay. Okay, I got some in the area. Okay, great get to do whatever we want. Let's see. But it has to involve waterfalls. It does? Yeah. OK. OK, I got something there. OK, yeah, let's go. And this will have no set up except the add-alones to see the seed that it involves waterfalls. Great.

Starting point is 00:35:53 This is the first time that's ever happened in five years. OK, let's do it. Sorry, I've been weird on this hike. What's going on? Nothing. Maybe you're acting so weird. I'm nervous about something at work, and it doesn't matter now, and we're here, and that's- and I'm- No, no, no, no, no, no.

Starting point is 00:36:11 Are you scared of the woods? Are you coward for the woods? No, no, I'm not scared of the woods. In fact- Okay, you're scared. I'm not saying that it's not- it wouldn't be- and if I was scared of the woods, I would be in good hands with you, because I know that you're very outdoorsy, and that's something that I love about you. Yeah. And I love so much about you. And I love that we're here,

Starting point is 00:36:36 and I woke up this morning excited to spend the day with you, and then I thought, God, I'm excited to spend every day with you. And I want to spend every day. Ooh, a waterfall! Oh, wow! That's so cool. It's so romantic. I didn't know that there would actually be a waterfall up here.

Starting point is 00:36:53 That's awesome that it turns out that there's a waterfall up here. Um, wow. The way that the waterfall's, but always stays in the same place. Oh my God, is there an animal stuck in that? I don't think so. Oh my God. Babe, there's a deer. He can't get out. false but always stays in the same place. Is there an animal stuck in that? I don't think so. Babe there's a deer, he can't get out, he's scared. Go get him, help him.

Starting point is 00:37:11 No, I think that's kind of a water marage which can be sometimes a trick of the eye having to do with the waterfall. He'll be, trust me, go help him. You think that's a deer? Yes, go. I think I think Dear I'm like wild deer don't they have like she wings at the deer who's holding an engagement ring that Are you sure I should go the deer preps his camera to get ready for a photo? I'm sure I don't know. I don't know

Starting point is 00:37:44 You're the outdoorsy one. I just don't know that I would know what I'm sure I don't know I don't know you're the outdoorsy one I just don't know that I would know what I'm doing. Oh God, okay, you can drown deer or whatever will you marry me? Are you asking the deer? Why did you have an engagement right the deer's down on what knee the deer was a part of it for my and you want to marry the deer? Is the deer asking me? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no these keys, I'm locked no doors, these pedals take you nowhere, these scales fit no fish. It's piano, I bet. Water bore me, fresh then salt, fading now, memories of high air, of rain all over me, of flames and swaying on empty sand I lie, far from home, pale and dry as bone. Oh, this is glass.

Starting point is 00:38:44 Yeah, this must be glass, right? I think glass, I think glass is bottle. No, it's not. Fuck. Now you guys are gonna get it. That means I have to cut off what, a thumb? Yeah, you still have your thumbs, you've gotten so many riddles wrong in this podcast.

Starting point is 00:38:58 You should not have thumbs. Aaron, we've been doing toes. I don't know, I've been doing toes. We've been, we've been fibbing, we've been doing toes. Well, I have no toes and no fingers. I've been doing toes. We've been we've been fibbing and we've been doing toes. Well, I have no toes and no fingers I feel like an idiot Aaron can you read that one more time? Yeah, I need it one more time because I thought I was gonna be gutted glass Waterbormy fresh then salt fading now memories of high air of rain all over me of flames and swaying on empty sand

Starting point is 00:39:22 I lie far from home pale and dry is bone of flames and swaying on empty sand I lie far from home pale and dry is bone. It's like a seashell. What's that called? A dollar sand dollar sand dollar. I was going to say like a seashell. Oh, no, you're right. Is something that it would be something that you would find on the beach. Like a skeleton, like a fish skeleton. No. My dry. Did it say dry is bone? Yep, dry is bone. Something that's like very dry and brittle Coral See no So it's something that like grew which fresh water and then ended up in salt water

Starting point is 00:39:59 Oh a frog no What are yeah, what are some things that grow? using fresh water? That aren't it? So these plants? Plants? Yeah, what kind of plant? Name some plants. See a man in the, see a man in the,

Starting point is 00:40:14 see a man in the, see a man in the, see a man in the, see a man in the, see a man in the, a land plant. A land plant. Well, we have weeds, we have dandelions, we have roots. A tree? A tree.

Starting point is 00:40:24 And what do you get? Oh, oh, driftwood driftwood. Driftwood. Yeah. Nice. Wow. And on the day before my birthday. Yeah. Happy birthday. Hey, sorry, Aaron JPC. I didn't realize it was your birthday. I got you something. You have to go into the water here to see it. It's gonna be a shark. It's gonna be a shark. We're gonna go to the shark.

Starting point is 00:40:48 It's a shark. No, it's a shark. I call people. Hold on, hold on, hold on. What is it? Let me rip all the teeth out of the shark. It's called a whale. No, it's a shark.

Starting point is 00:40:57 It's a shark you rip the teeth out. Come on, man. It's so cool. Let me rip your head. Rip, rip, rip. Go. Go. Oh! I think we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're What wire cutter called the best digital photo frame? Yeah, you can connect with anyone from any distance. This is a great gift.

Starting point is 00:41:28 You actually gave this gift to your mother. Did you not? Not just my mother, but Jill's parents, and Jill's grandmother. So how does it work? You give them a digital picture frame and then before long they plug it in and they're seeing photos that you took.

Starting point is 00:41:38 Yeah, you can, you have access to their picture frame. I can upload any new photo that I take of my daughter. I can just pop it on my mom and dad's frame. And then you can send videos too. That's cute. And can you upload a little silly cheeky message? Like, help, I'm trapped in the photo frame. I guess you could do that.

Starting point is 00:41:57 I don't think anyone would like it. Because it looks like a weird cry for help. They'd rather just see pictures of love. Yeah, of baby. They don't even want to see me. That's fair actually. Yeah. Okay, so if that's not personal enough,

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Starting point is 00:42:46 Thank you, Aura. Thanks. Follow, follow, follow, follow, hey JPC. I don't know if I've ever told you my favorite holiday tradition. It's time traveling. I like to go back to the dawn of the dawn of man. Yes. I don't know if you just, let me just grab your hand here,

Starting point is 00:43:01 pull you inside. Oh, okay, yeah. Absolutely pulled me inside. It's a little apple cart. And let me just press these buttons and boom. Here we are Wow, oh, it feels just like Christmas. Yeah, this is a prehistoric I don't know if it's prehistoric. I guess it's historic time. This is can still get you pregnant sort of cave Thank you. This is sort of cave man pregnant. This sort of cave. Thank you. This is sort of cave, man. Oh, oh, oh, oh,

Starting point is 00:43:30 hello. I heard if you talk slow, it's loud. Anyone can understand the thing. Oh, yeah, I usually bring these guys, or a, or a picture frames. Oh, yeah, or a digital frames. They're the perfect gift. They're the perfect gift for anyone throughout history. I've given them to Joan of Arc. I've given them to Napoleon. I've given them to Ben French history both Well, I don't know if you know this Old-timey France is beautiful. It's Teaming with history as well. I mean, it's a French. Oh, you've been Kaven. No scene picture in or a frame Oh, that's so nice and you also can load up pictures in your or a digital frame with your adventures and time traveling and then when you give them as gifts, people can see those pictures.

Starting point is 00:44:12 Let me swipe through. Friends, friends, friends, friends. He calls everything friends. Clearly some of those were not for some of those. That was Australia. Yeah, right. That was Australia. Yeah, right. That's Australia. These are France. Okay, that was France upside down.

Starting point is 00:44:29 All right. Does the machine, I have a question about your time machine. Does it go to anywhere that's not France? Caveman, where country is this? For early France? Early France is what they called it. Yeah, this is the cave from, I don't know if you saw that documentary.

Starting point is 00:44:43 I think it was, what was that? Wolf Wolfgang puck. No, who's the guy? I'm here the caveman who is the guy who talks like this is that Wolfgang puck. Yeah, it must be he He did that the grizzly bear documentary. He talks like this Wolfgang puck, right? Well, and speaking of Wolfgang puck and things from the 2000s This is not gonna have like USB cards or SD cards. It is no hassle It is no hassle. It is all done with an app on your phone. You can change the pictures out from the app.

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Starting point is 00:46:01 it sucks. Sick red blood. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, not gonna invite him here, special dinners. Yeah, good. Thanks. I was gonna say, why don't we open up that old, what was that thing that we used to play around and all the time when we were kids? Oh, keep it up the garbage. What? Oh, Sandy's here. Oh, Sandy.

Starting point is 00:46:37 Oh, he's eating all the dinner. Hey, Lisa's here also. He's eating it. He's eating it. He's eating it. That's what we can do now. I see you guys are wearing clothes and that's great. I take it down the nude beach sign.

Starting point is 00:46:47 I think we're, did I work out for you? No, I'm working out for you. Yeah, that's okay. I'm still gonna go shirtless if that's fine. Yeah, that's great. Absolutely. I don't know. Honestly, shirtless is a requirement for Addles Ditters

Starting point is 00:46:56 because he makes a mean sloppy Addle. Don't you think so, right, said Fred. Don't do the voice. Nobody do the voice. I don't wanna hear the voice. I'm do the voice. Nobody do the voice. I don't want to hear the voice. I'm too hungry. No. Oh, that's a great, great, great thing waiting to what I brought to you today, which is all

Starting point is 00:47:13 about band names, more band names to guess. Wow. Unplanned. Now, unplanned, not only that, I have no idea of the origin of right set Fred. So why don't we start off with a little guess on to how that name came about. Lead into some more correct answers after you give me some incorrect lines. This is one that I have never really thought about.

Starting point is 00:47:35 Right, said Fred is a terrible name for a Bayon or is it just the guy? I don't know. Truly the only bad thing about that band, right? Everything else is on point. Yeah, nailed it. Very good stuff coming from that band. Truly can't think of Mish Church

Starting point is 00:47:50 without thinking of Wright said Fred. I have to imagine maybe he was like, maybe he was in a group of people who all talked very casually, and then maybe he went to college, and he was like very articulate and... Oh yeah. Arudyte and so they were like,

Starting point is 00:48:07 oh, right-said Fred. Maybe is that kind of thing? I am looking this up. They are named after a song from the 60s by Ted Dix and Miles Rudge, also called Right-said Fred. Yeah, that's my name. That's cool.

Starting point is 00:48:20 I can guess I do. Great band. The band Right-said Fred. The suck. Is it made up of Richard and Fred. And I guess Richard sort of sounds like writes it. What a terrible story that is. I'm glad I did not include it in my little puzzles. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:48:33 That would have been a disaster if we had talked about it. Oh my God. I'm glad I didn't just spend a minute on that. Yeah, thank God that's not going to be all the podcast. I love just the deep dive of like, oh, what could it be? Maybe he always took a right or he went inside. What could be, and and then it's just like is that named after an obscure song that nobody's fucking heard of? Well, in fact, like a lot of the the ideas I had for this for this segment

Starting point is 00:48:53 I would look up band names and they'd be exactly like that. They'd be soap and all and Interesting that I would have to skip them. So but the goodies is I'm not gonna tell you about those I'm gonna tell you about or ask you about some other ones. Yes, damn, I thought we were gonna just have to listen. Ugh, he's gonna ask. Yes, I'm sorry, I'm not breaking with tradition, you are still going to have to engage with this content. Fuck! Tradition! Fuck! Yeah.

Starting point is 00:49:15 Alright, just to recap, the way this works is I'm going to give you the backstory on the name of a famous band. And you're going to tell me which band it is. I'm not gonna give you all the details. We're gonna give you those few details that I can get away with. And if you still are stuck, I will give you some more. All right, so let's start off with one that I think is pretty well known,

Starting point is 00:49:37 but we'll see, this band was named after their high school PE teacher, Leonard Skinnerd. Yeah, it was pretty well known. Do you guys know that? I didn't know that. No. Yeah. So they his their PE teacher was named Leonard Skinnerd and they changed it so that it's all wise, that made the vowels in the name are all wise, but they hated. He hated having male students with long hair in their class and ragged them about it all all the time. So they were like, when we grew up, we're going to make a ban and name them after you. And they did. That's fun. Yeah. And they did. That's fun. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:50:05 And they did. They did. And they gave them three steps. Hey, Sandy, did you find in your research, did Leonard Skinner the man ever listen to the music and say, not bad? I recall looking that up, and I do not think he had very positive things to say about the band.

Starting point is 00:50:20 And then eventually he died very recently, I think, when he died his obituary was of course led with, this is the, his obituary was, of course, led with this is the guy. This is the guy, y'all know. This is the dude. So he outlived the band. Well, for sure. Yeah, yeah, a little dark. Yeah, yeah.

Starting point is 00:50:34 Well, just I wasn't trying to be dark. I just say some of the band. Well, I'm saying one of them, I wish I, one of them died in a car crash. I mean, a plane crash. Plane crash. Yeah. Oh, I thought it was the whole band that died in a plane crash.

Starting point is 00:50:46 No, no, no. Just, yeah. Okay. It was just, it was just Litterd Skinner, the big bopper and. And, Hello, baby. It was 1977 when that crash happened. The day the music died is what I hear.

Starting point is 00:51:01 Ronnie Banzan. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The day the music came back had another life and then died again No, they ever do it the day the music died. They would do an American pie like rendition for Litter-Dskitter when they died He doesn't that blink that would be that's what a cherry pie. It's by a they change the name to warrant Yeah, cherry pie is not American. I'm sorry at all. That's it That would be a Canadian music story not American, I'm sorry, Adel. That would be a Canadian music story.

Starting point is 00:51:28 Here's something about American Pie that I realized recently. So that song, American Pie, there goes, draw my Chevy to the Levy and the Levy was dry. That's a very famous refrain from that song. Super famous. Then they made that movie called American Pie with Eugene Levy.

Starting point is 00:51:43 With Eugene Levy. Yeah. He's in Levy. Yeah. In the movie. Wow. Do they ever have Eugene Levy driving a Chevy in that movie? They bet. I hope so. I hope that humor is drivable. It's dry. It's very dry. Very dry. Dry. Yeah. Okay. I said to say that. I'm hoping someone did that intentionally. And if not, someone on set was like, wait a second. But no, I think that that joke probably works in the movie where the guy sticks his dick

Starting point is 00:52:11 and a pie. I think that they were going for some like really ref-richal high brows, though. There's layers, JPC, layers. I would hope so. I will stick my dick in a shallow pie. Hold on, JPC, dick. Richard. Richard now likes me saying that. Hold hold on Aaron did it like me say I need a minute Big popper stiffer's mom

Starting point is 00:52:37 Big popper stiffer's mom, blah, hey if we ever started bad that's Clean Hey, if we ever started bad, that's what's going to sound. No, stop. Please. Jeren, come on. I need a minute. Oh, brother. All right, let's do another one.

Starting point is 00:52:50 This one. This band was named after a Bay Area. And again, no doubt. As I say with all of these, they might not be true. It's what I read. I apologize if you're angry about it. Okay. Named after, not you.

Starting point is 00:53:03 You guys better not be angry. Named after a Bay Area slang term for sitting around avoiding your responsibilities and smoking pot from morning till night, not named after the Japanese National holiday, which shares a name with this band. Papa Roach, but whole surfers. Yeah, but whole surfers day.

Starting point is 00:53:21 Flag pulls the twos. Bay Area. How it's potatoes. That's our, that's our bandters. They they how it's potatoes That's our that's our band name. Wait, and there's also is the Japanese holiday you said. Yep. Cherry pop and daddies. Yep Well, cherry we have that blue cherry Canadian. Can we ever head festival like what time of history or was young 90s? They're pretty big 90s early 2000s there. Oh, oh It's the food fighters. I don't practice Santaria. What's that band?

Starting point is 00:53:47 Who's the blind? It's a blind name. Is it blind? No, blind. Weezer. And to ask. No, a group. They area sounds right for them.

Starting point is 00:53:56 Like what it is. Red Hot Chili Pepper Festival. I don't see this red hot chili peppers. Yeah. No, no, no, no. It's a holiday. What word usually comes at the end of a red hot chili peppers. Yeah. Uh, no, no, no, no. It's a holiday. What word usually comes at the end of a holiday name? Day, green day.

Starting point is 00:54:09 Day in. Green days, the end. Green day. Green day. Day. Yeah. It's a green day. Let's go smoke pot in the, uh,

Starting point is 00:54:17 mm-hmm. A hashberry section of color. On holiday. That's what that comes from. Did I do that? Did I do that? Can I confess something that's pretty embarrassing? Yeah, Green Day Duky is the very first CD I bought with my own money and I was I was probably in

Starting point is 00:54:31 I don't know fifth grade or something but for years and years I used to think it was pronounced melodramatic because of that song I would be like oh you're being so melodramatic and I'm like well Billy Joel Armstrong says melodramatic and melodramatic. And I'm like, well, Billy Joel Armstrong says, melodramatic, fools. I thought you were going to say, I thought for years and years it was pronounced duke. I'm just a duke. I'm seeing Green Day later this year. They put on a great show. I can't wait. I'm asking if this is a true story about their real. I'll raise my hand to the whole show. And I hope they call on me. Well, they do apply Q and A afterwards. Yeah. I think when you start off your Well, they do a polite Q and A after root. Yeah, I hope so.

Starting point is 00:55:05 I think that's all right. When you start off your question, say sorry to be melodramatic. The tip. Yes. And then I've got not their head. Does Green Day have a new album out that they're touring? I have no idea. I'm seeing them as part of a festival.

Starting point is 00:55:19 Oh, gotcha. Because I love a band that has been around long enough that they don't have to just do new music anymore And they can just kind of like coast on the stuff they've already done that is the sweet spot. Yeah, yeah, amen Well, this just came up. Let's see if you can remember named after a slang term used by World War two pilots for unidentified aircraft Oh air craft. Food fighters. That's right. That's when we get the nice food fight. On holiday. Wow.

Starting point is 00:55:47 I really, I really, I don't know. One, two, one, one. One, two, one. Good. One, two, one. Piles. Mm. Now, I don't know what, what, I always got food fighters.

Starting point is 00:55:59 I know they're not like at all, but they came about in my head in the same time. Food fighters in Goo Goo Dolls, because they both were oo sounds. Yeah. Food Dolls, which was, which was unfortunate for the food fighters, because they're a much better band. But I've no idea what a goo goo doll is. I don't have that answer for you. I'm sorry, is goo goo dolls the one that has Bob Dylan's son in it? No, that's the wall.

Starting point is 00:56:18 Great. Then I take it all back. I mean, maybe he has another son that's in that band, but no, the one that's Sean Lennon, what if 10% of all bands out there had Bob Dylan's kids on them? I think you can. I wouldn't argue with that. In the early days, friends of this band thought they would be catastrophic and a predictable failure if they managed to even get off the ground at all.

Starting point is 00:56:42 Led Zeppelin. That's it. Led Zeppelin. Is that true that they had some haters in their lives? That's sad. We have established that is that true, is not an appropriate question to be asking about this. You can think it, you cannot ask it. I got it.

Starting point is 00:56:59 Yeah. I thought lemon to be different. I could ask it as long as I would ask it mad. Right. I thought lemon to I could ask you the last night. I was get mad. Right Don't fly off the handle as it were. Oh, sorry. I'm mixing up our our sandbox. That was yours. All right. That was years ago A band members sister saw the name that they took on for this band on a part of her sewing machine Suggested it to her, with a band's name. 100% gussard.

Starting point is 00:57:28 I didn't hear what either of you said. And they were both wrong. We don't even have to go down that road. They're both wrong. They're trying to waste your time. I thought you said scissor sisters. Oh, that's a good thing actually. And that would be on a sewing machine, maybe.

Starting point is 00:57:39 Yes. That's why I thought you said that. This song taught me out by scissor sisters is an absolute jam. Can we have a hint about like genre our time machine was 70s 80s 70s is there was the full name on the sewing machine or just partially part of the station. There's still around full name singer full name is still it's a short name and they're still around the 70s is when they were established and big so this is the eagles closed freeze over

Starting point is 00:58:10 so this was you'll never guess what the eagles names came from yeah on the garment or on the sewing machine on the sewing machine on a piece of the sewing machine it wasn't actually on the machine itself it was on a piece that was attached that plugged into the wall. AC DC. Wow. AC DC. Seriously? Wow. I was doing a bit. No, the bit is real.

Starting point is 00:58:30 I was trying to be a little fucker over here and it didn't work. I got it right. AC DC. That's so crazy. That's so crazy. A little fucker. Yeah. I learned something.

Starting point is 00:58:41 Well, one, AC DC is known as Aka Daca in Australia. And also, if you say, Whoa, whoa, whoa, what? They is known as Aka Daca in Australia. And also, if you say, well, what, what? They're known as Aka Daca. Why? Because the Australians prefer their own little picodilla. Shouldn't it be, shouldn't they be known in Australia as a CDCA? I guess, yeah, because it's all reverse. Also if you're, if you say the letters are and are, it sounds like you're saying, oh no, an Australian.

Starting point is 00:59:07 Do we want to move in? Don't fall for it. Don't fall for it. I think you say like the Dino derailleur or something. R and R is R and R. Yeah. R. R. I just googled this as you were talking.

Starting point is 00:59:21 They are affectionately known as Akadakka. That seems completely made up. No, that's that's great Nope, good for the good for the Australians and their little picadillas. I think those are all of this actually Okay, in 1962 the Metz shortstop would run into others This is well known if you know the band, but if you don't know the band You may not know this and if you're not a fan of the band you may may not know this. In 1962, the Mets shorts thought would run into others to get the ball. So they came up with a phrase. So they would not do this.

Starting point is 00:59:51 This phrase was in Spanish because that's what language the shortstop spoke. And this phrase was taken on by a band, which is still around. This is, this is the 70s, 80s. That is a Spanish phrase. It's a Spanish phrase. It's I would say 90s to now. Why no in the 60s, if somebody had the five ball, they would yell Carlos and Hannah featuring Rob Thomas smooth. Yes, they would yell it's and they would yell in just like an ocean under the moon. It's the same as the emotion that I get

Starting point is 01:00:21 from you. Give me the ball throw at home. That's why they would crash into each other because they couldn't finish the phrase before the ball landed on the. Can we have a little just this morsel of a hand in the band. Okay. Starting got rose to popularity in the 90s. But it's a Spanish word. It's a Spanish phrase. It's a Spanish phrase. Can it? What what we what you would say if you were in an outfield trying to catch a ball and didn't want to run into anyone, what do you say in English? I got it. And in Spanish, you would translate that to I yo yo yolo Tango yo lot. I got it. I have it. Wow. That is where your lot tango comes from. I had no idea. I don't know that I've ever listened to your Lattango.

Starting point is 01:01:07 They're very good. Well, that is something you should rectify. Just very quickly, I was watching, Gemma had never seen one of my favorite movies of all time is Peewee's Big Adventure. And we were watching that. I was, I'd seen it a million times. I was watching it with Gemma a few months ago. And there's a point where he sits in the dinosaurs mouth and watches the sun come up and like New Mexico or whatever. And then he leaves and he says goodbye to the waitress and he goes, I'll, I'll, I'll reward. How do you say that? I'll reward some

Starting point is 01:01:33 own. Yeah. And I was like, Oh, that's a, that's a band name. I cannot say I'll reward. I'll reward. Yeah. It helps if you say it like Vin Diesel. I'll reward. I'll reward. That's why he just says I am Groot. Yeah. Because he was supposed to say I'm a war. Hey, I speaking, speaking of movies we just saw recently, I just saw the third Guardians of the Galaxy movie because I was trying to watch a Soka, but I accidentally clicked on that. I said, I might, why not?

Starting point is 01:01:57 I might as well watch this. I didn't hear anybody talk about it, but I thought it was pretty good. I didn't, I didn't hate the third Guardians of the Galaxy movie, but the thing that made me really mad in it was at one point, he'd hate the third Guardians of the Galaxy movie, but the thing that made me really mad at it was at one point, he'd said some shit that is not I am group. Cause it's like the end of the movie and he's like, I love you guys.

Starting point is 01:02:10 And I'm like, hey man, that guy can only say I am group. Just have him keep saying that. She's exactly what you're mind. I read that they did that because we finally understand him cause we are part of the Guardians. Only his family can understand him and at the end we're part of the team, just like you said. I did not watch that movie. I'm the guy watching a movie. I don't need to be I don't need to be part of his thing. In fact, I don't want to be part of his family. I want to whatever

Starting point is 01:02:33 Operation I can get to get his language removed from my head. I want it. I'm sorry in this sandbox. We we stand a grit. Wow Okay, yeah, that's a good name Wow Okay, yeah, no name Stantigold that's how Santa that's how Santa gold got for me right from Stantigold How about this one from a Monty Python sketch called Rock notes about the culture of rock bands and musicians it was a Specifically about it was a joke about poorly named bands and this band took on this name as its real name in the 90s any name. Yeah, I could except this is the quintessentially weird 90s band name. Oh, but we'll surfers Pearl Jam just keep going you'll get there. Um,

Starting point is 01:03:17 Toad the what's it is is toad the what's broken. I truly just was like, Adel what's the worst band name ever? Yeah, that's pretty bad band name. That is a name that is intentionally meant to be a dumb bad name band name. And I can, they were like, oh, it'll say, yeah, yeah, exactly. This was a book about, or was it a book about Sadomassakism, about how they were a secret subculture, and this band took it on in the 60s, where they're band name. the club culture and this band took it on in the 60s where they're band name. Peter, Paul and Mary beating the fuck out of each other and fucking. No one said butthole, Sarfers, yeah, I'm surprised.

Starting point is 01:03:56 I'm surprised. Yeah, it's from the 60s. This is a very well respected band from the 60s subcultures your key here To the world pink for words in their name kinks. Oh, it's great. Wow. That's a good one. Not right. It's good though The purge words in their name and it's from an SNM subculture And so what it was another word for subculture or where does the subculture live? It lives in reddit beach boys Velvet under ground It lives in reddit beach boys velvet underground

Starting point is 01:04:30 Now this is the beach boys free my soul Let's keep it in the same genre. This is a band whose name came from an ad in a nudie mag Oh, and the ad was for a specific thing that if I tell you I think you'll get the band name But I'm gonna hold off for a second what that if I tell you I think you'll get the band name but I'm going to hold off for a second. What? 10 pills. 90s. An ad in a in a newty mag. Stroke 9. A little like black. You go. There's still around. There's still around. There's two. There's three words in the name. One word you can get from Newty mag. One word is a for no for pyros. That's it

Starting point is 01:05:05 Wow An ad for fireworks in a newty mag and they said let's think that are band name any Perry Farrell said it shall be and it was and it's time to say Perry farewell to you Sandy Wow But before you go do you have any concert dates upcoming or anything else you'd like to book? Yes, I'm opening for the for the food fighters. Very cool. Yeah, yeah, I'm looking at funny names. Fucking real. Oh, shit.

Starting point is 01:05:36 What the fuck? No, I should open. I should have said one of the bands I didn't say. I'm opening for Jimmy E. World. That makes more sense. No offense. No offense. Yeah. And you are, fin No offense, no offense. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:05:45 And you are, finanically, a New Jersey success story. I've never been in New Jersey. That's apocryphal. Jake, you see. You are a big casino. Yeah, so if you want to find more of my puzzles, you should go to signals.fun, signals.fun, that's a website which will lead you to my newsletter. And if you pay me a little money, you can join my Discord, get a few more perks. My business is the Mystery League. I put on team building

Starting point is 01:06:15 events for, be looking for something to do for your company's holiday party. That's, this is where you want to go, mysteryleague mystery league calm and if you want to join my The stuff I do on Instagram. I'm at mystery league on Instagram and on threads where we do fun things like props Man toes which are portman toes like feed into mid-journey and make you guess what the answers are like recently We did Oscar the Groucho marks Mm-hmm mashup of Oscar the Grouch and Groucho marks um and Doing lots of other fun stuff, which you can read about in all the places above. Well, Sandy, it's been great having you,

Starting point is 01:06:52 but it's time to shove you back into this Porto Mag, we pulled you out of. Yeah, it's like a Newtie magazine girl come to life. What was that song by my blood runs cold? My memory has just been sold. Shops. Sandy gotta go with set of all. Oh, she still got a shirt off. Wow. Thanks, Sandy. Good luck with whatever you do when you're not on this podcast, buddy. Where does he go? I assume

Starting point is 01:07:19 existing. Yeah, well speaking of existing, Aaron, is there anything recently while you've been existing on this Dimensional plane anything you've been enjoying that you want to recommend or plug? I'd love to plug our patreon We've poured a lot of love a lot of laps into that. I think it's worth checking out check out the free trial I know while you're traveling for the holidays you might need some Company and we'd love to keep you company patreon.com slash Hey Riddle Riddle would love to have you hop on for a month and listen to some episodes we're super proud of. Addle anything to plug. Yes, thank you, Aaron. I would like to plug. I read this maybe a month and a half ago, two months ago, but it

Starting point is 01:07:59 has stuck in my brain. It's stuck in my crawl, as my grandma might say. Piranesi, it's a book by Susanne Susanne Clark. Susanne Clark. What are the two? You figure it out. Piranesi, phenomenal book. Pretty quick read. It's a short book, but it is so interesting and well done and magical and just really mind expanding in the best possible sense. So check out Piranesi by either Suzanne or Susanna Clark. I can't remember which one. JPC, anything you'd like to plug or promote. I say read them both. Read them both. See what you're doing.

Starting point is 01:08:31 And see what it is. Sorry, I should say they have competing books called Piranesi. One is amazing and one is terrible. Yes, I would read a five star review. And if you wanted to submit a five star, if you just leave us a five star review, wherever you leave reviews, I might find it. Hey, today I found one from Sorge 650. This one says green elephant in the room

Starting point is 01:08:49 JPC said that Maine is his favorite new England state, but his best meal was the green elephant in New Hampshire The original green elephant isn't Portland. Portland is secretly one of the top food cities in the US Maine is better than all New England states in every aspect Hey, you know what Sorge? I gotta agree. If the original green elephant, that was a delicious place I gotta go back to Portland. I love Portland. Portland, maybe. And not argue with that. That's this. Hey, this is one of my favorite corrections that's ever happened on the show because it's useful information for me because I didn't really like that restaurant. Hey, sorry, did I miss plugs? Oh God. I have a feeling of supply.

Starting point is 01:09:22 Hey, sorry, did I miss plugs? Oh god. I have a few things to plug. Uh, Mako, Lemon, Nurse, Tiger, Hammerhead, uh, all the hits, all the good ones. Also, I'm dipping my toes into space sharks. Uh, Aaron, you'll be pleased to know that I'm putting sharks somewhere you might enjoy. Jupiter? Is this why the world's so fucking bad?

Starting point is 01:09:40 It's because God's doing this all day. Probably. Fick shit. It's my hobby. I need a hobby too. Go. Fix it. Bar.

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