Hey Riddle Riddle - #284: Best of 2023 Part 2

Episode Date: December 27, 2023

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because it connects one holiday to the other, and in the meantime, you're just kind of like, I don't know what to do with myself. I have all these books that I got for Christmas. Yeah, don't get the answer to it, because you're at your parent's house. Yeah, you get it. We're all so safe, the same thing.

Wait, hold on. Do you, JBC, would you go home for Christmas? Do you have like a Charlie Bucket situation? I'm just saying, you know, their house, their rules, okay? Yeah. Can you imagine Charlie bucket trying to masturbate? Yeah, you guys are masturbating the garage like a raccoon. Cold garage. The Christmas. What was I talking about?

You were saying something happened two hours ago. So Sean works in software sales and he was doing he was doing a demo with someone who lived in Mississippi works remotely. And at the, like basically at the end of the demo, the guy was like, I feel so weird not saying this. I know who you are. I'm a Heyrital Rital patron. And he, a two-world smashed together for him.

He was like, oh no, and he's like, yeah, listen to sitcom D& him. He was like, oh no, and he's like, you have listen to sitcom D&D and he was like, oh no. He's like, I fall asleep listening to Hey, Real Riddler. I know who Lou is. And Sean came into the room while I was working. He was like, you will not believe what just happened. So if that guy's out there,

I wanna thank you for making me seem way cooler than I am. Well, Aaron, hold on. I have to ask, did Sean seal the deal? I don't know. I didn't ask. If he's a listener of the show, I could say probably not. Yeah. Probably, probably missed that opportunity. But isn't that so crazy? what a small world? What a small, small world. Especially in Mississippi, I don't know. I don't know. But I don't think Mississippi's one of our most our more popular listening. Right, I was dying to know how he found it.

It looks like we have 2.5 listeners in Baloxie. Baloxie, Baloxie. 2.5, Baloxie. That means two people and a dog listen to their show. All right. One of Mariah's co-workers, and she works remotely as well, when they had like a big all hands and they all went into the office, came up to her and was like, hey, I know who you are. Really?

Yeah, that's so funny. Which I think is also very funny. That's happened to me a friend brought another friend over, their friend from growing up and at the end of the evening. It's always the end. I'm so sorry. I listened to every episode. I was like, I wish I had known I'm so sorry.

Well, interesting, isn't it, isn't it interesting that this is the time of year that we're spending with family and friends and loved ones and we're sharing these stories of our loved ones, the listeners, not the fans. I won't make that mistake again. Go listen to us. They get really mad when we call them fans. Unreasonably mad.

I'm like, come on, you're listening. It's that much of a jump to say that you're a fan, but it is, it is, and I've been warned. So I will stop saying that. And if you've enjoyed the gift that we've given you all season long, both here and on the Patreon, patreon.com slash a riddle, where I started getting hard to read. That's the gift, they pay for you all season long both here and on the patreon patreon.com So I say riddle riddle where that's not a gift.

I'm sure they pay for that. They pay for that. Oh, that's very the one. The free one is a gift. If this one's a fucking gift. If you've enjoyed all that content, here's the gift you can give to us that keeps on giving just like Aaron and JPC said, if you see us come up to us, talk to us for a while and then at the very end whisper to us, I know who you are. And walk away into the night.

Hopefully backwards. Preferred backwards. The best Hey, Rino, Rino, a fan in the direction I ever had as a guy on bike. I'm sorry. We don't have to have less. Listen to our bike was driving on the street saw me said, JPC. And then bike by and I was like, Oh, that's interesting. I was with Mariah. And I think we were walking spaghetti at the time. And then like three hours later, I got an

Instagram message that was like, Hey, sorry. So sweet. Sorry. I yelled that you want to bike and just saw you and I'm a fan of the show. They did say fan of that instance. I'm their word. They're not by their words. They can say it. And they said anything. I see a listener. They can say it. We can. Before we get into this episode, Adel, do you see any guesses for what might be in part two of best of 2023, Hey, Redo, Riddle, main feed? I put money on anti-Santi showing out.

That happens last week. I know. So you had time to put it into this. Yeah, actually, yeah. Okay, that's funny. I will do that. That's going to be in there. That's actually a good bit. Thank you, Adel. That will be happy. Just Ad actually, yeah. Okay, that's funny. I will do that. That's gonna be in there somewhere. That's actually a good bit. Thank you, Addle. That will be how you do it. Just an interstitial, Addle saying anti-santee and then another, do-o. Yeah.

So look for that in this episode. Okay. Aaron, genuinely, I'm gonna go and look. Episodes that came out in 2023, and I would say that there's at least gonna be one mention of Maria Manunoz. Because, oh yeah, that was one of our episodes. Maria Manunoz, for sure.

Oh, Erin, did Kekeke make the cut? I don't think so, but maybe. What about anything from the newlywed game here? That was fun. People like the newlywed game here? That was fun. People like the newlywed game. You're just reading episode titles. Huh.

Okay. Well, I don't know what the fuck else I'm supposed to do. Well, thank you guys for a great year. Can't wait to see you in 2024. And thank you, 12. 2023. We record these a year in advance. Oh, right.

So it's 2022 right now. See you guys in 2023. And thank you to the lists and nerves for being loyal and sticking by us. We appreciate you so much, Adel. We love you. We love you. Yeah. Oh, yeah, Aaron, look up there on the not the rooftop. What's the opposite of rooftop? Sorry, down there in the basement.

Look, it's anti-Santi. Aaron, you're I'm anti-Santi. We'll do that in 2024. Oh, come on. I don't have to do that. I don't have to do until 2024. Turnups for shoes. Okay, write that down. I do want to see you see.

Aaron, you are... There's sort of a lawn part like a housewarming party in a lawn and JPC's lawn. And as he's sort of mingling and making the rounds, he does notice you like in his bushes with a knife and he's coming over to chat with you. Hey, sorry, sorry, didn't mean to don't mean to alarm you. I'm Jeff. Hi Hey, this is my yeah, this is my house. Hi. Yeah, love love love a beautiful pink colors that Benjamin Moore It is yeah, it's Benjamin. Say hey, you know, we have So many burgers that like you know, we just have it over abundance. We have some beer I couldn't help but notice for the last couple of hours

We just have it over abundance. We have some beer. I couldn't have been noticed for the last couple of hours. You've been kind of these bushes over here. I just want to know if maybe you'd like to come into the party and join people and meet people. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. That's fine. That's fine. I came over here to ask if I could borrow a knife. Well, you have a knife and it looks like you're gripping that thing pretty hard. You're holding hands wide.

That's where my knife went. Yeah, really big grip on that knife. You know when you're looking for your glasses and then they're on your head the whole time that you're wearing them and you're looking for your glasses. That's one of these classic situations. Hey, you know what? Why don't we do this? Why don't you put the knife down, mostly right here in the ground, where you have it now.

Come in out of the bushes, come into the joy the party. Do you have plans today? I had a plan. Yeah, did you? Yeah, I had a plan. Yeah. Did you kind of maybe lose your nerve to do your plan? lose your nerve to do your plan. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Because you've been watching me for the past couple of hours. Kind of watching me have the way I interact with my guests.

So I'm not really a, I don't want to, I'm gonna use a phrase that I promise you I never use and it's not a phrase that I think that you have used before. It's just a phrase that's coming to mind. I'm not a big phony, as someone may have painted on my garage a couple weeks ago. That's not who I am. Oh, whoa. And it doesn't matter.

That one said that. I don't know, and it doesn't matter. Why don't you come meet some people? Have fun. Think I could have a burger and undo my plan? I think you can, but here's what I'm gonna say, Chris, and I'm taking a wild guess that your name is Chris is your name Chris? Yeah, yeah

I'm gonna say you have one of these burgers Chris. I don't think you're gonna want to do your plan. That's all I'm thinking oh Okay, yeah, I Love you. I know and hey, isn't it hard to get a new neighbor? I know and hey isn't it hard to get a new neighbor? Yeah, it's not hard to get a new neighbor. I Most understand the guy just so patient. I love the idea of like John Wilkes Booth like sitting in a room in the fourth theater and someone's like hey buddy Do you have a plan? He's like yeah

He leaves your nerve. Yeah You want to watch the play and maybe you'll change your mind. Yeah, me and my wife to play. Yeah, I want to play and maybe I keep my mind. You tired? Yeah, I want to play and maybe I change my mind. But we're not going to shoot the president, are we? No, we joke, but that's how men literally are.

And we do that, you are. Children. Yes. Men will literally shoot the president instead of going to therapy. Yep. Why is it vulgar to sing and play by yourself? Why is it vulgar to play with yourself? No, no. Why is it vulgar to sing and play by yourself? Okay, what is it? I mean ways of saying jerking off.

I would actually I would like to play a game and I you each have to like ping pong back and forth come up with old tiny ways to say jerking off and at the end I will declare a winner great. Okay. Okay Okay. Playing ping pong back and forth. Yeah. Deboning my ham. Mm-hmm. Um, shaking the skeleton's hand. Voting in a presidential poll. Can't quite open the champagne. Taking the seed wagon to prairie town. Okay. Um, let's see here. Um, shocking the corn. Uh, howling by desert wolf.

Mm hmm. Playing the playing the broken, playing the broken obo. Uh, burying one of my 12 children. Oops, uh, uh, pass, past, quit, quit. Pass, quit, pass. JBC, you were so close, but I have to give it to Adel, especially for, uh, can't quite open the champagne. Uh, that is haunting. It's what that is.

That is haunting. It's, you know, when it's raining cats and dogs, from the dream, I'm feeling it. I'm feeling it. I'm feeling it. I'm feeling it. I'm feeling it. I'm feeling it. I'm feeling it. I'm feeling it. I'm feeling it.

I'm feeling it. I'm feeling it. I'm feeling it. I'm feeling it. I'm feeling it. I'm feeling it. I'm feeling it. I'm feeling it.

I'm feeling it. I'm feeling it. I'm feeling it. I'm feeling it. I'm feeling it. I'm feeling it. I'm feeling it. I'm feeling it. I'm feeling great. I do want to see a scene. JPC, you are in studio, in booth, doing a voiceover or an ad read for Subaru cars.

Okay. So you're the voiceover we hear for this 30-second Super Bowl ad commercial. Aaron, you are the voice director, so you're kind of managing things, and we're going to take a peek at that. All right. I think it's pretty straight forward, but if you have anything that you'd like me to try, I mean, please, I'm putty in your hands. No, we are all set up on our end.

I would say just your professional, we loved your audition, just straight down the middle, pretty standard, and I think we should be good. And action. An eagle's body has 431 bows. Every single one of those bones is hot. Sorry, sorry. Sorry. Love the voice, love the enthusiasm. Can we read the copy this time? Maybe we'll get an improv take later, but for now I'd say read what is written. Yeah, I'm so sorry. That's not a problem for me. Great. Sorry. An eagle's body has 431 bones. Each one of those bones equally hard to take out of an

eagle's body while keeping the eagle alive. But there's one bone that you can rip out of an eagle without anybody ever knowing. Sorry, we send the wrong copy over to our starts with this mother's day. Get mom what she really wants. Is it a mother's day copy? Maybe I have like, maybe just I have like the general copy. Would you mind? I see that you have it there. Would you mind?

I have it. I'll bring it in. My God. I am so so sorry you can obviously see I'm not making it up here's what I have Crayon the crayon that you're holding doesn't matter. I guess it was given to me this way. Sorry Steven Subaru here I in a booth just kind of listening just kind of stuff and buy today. How about we combine the two? I'm not really comfortable. I'm sorry, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, action. This Mother's Day grab an eagle out of the sky. There's only 431 bones and one of those things and each one of them is equally hard to take out without anybody noticing. But this Mother's Day grab an eagle, reach down into its

goal and pull out the one bone that causes it all to fall apart. And as you're taking that bone out of the eagle, don't let it cry. Because it'll alert the other Eagles. The Subaru tried back a $4.31 a month. No doubt, they've acquired offer in Mother's Day. See, I think we got it. How was that? Was it good? We're in pretty much $31 a month.

There's no option to buy it out right. You do have to do that. I did not bring my reading glasses. I didn't bring my reading glasses. So I don't know if that's the exact script. Oh, how the best. Three, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, sweet, hello post, oh, same place, oh, guess that way. Oh, this is here. Oh, we met her. Please, you met her. See you all. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Santee. So everybody, this is our first of our best of.

Addle DPC, what were some of your favorite moments of the year? Honestly, great question, Aaron. Let's listen to a couple of them now. Is that what we were supposed to do? Think of something you liked. Honestly number one with a dead turtle, or living turtle dove, would be the introduction of one of my favorite characters, anti-santee. That happens just now, huh?

I know it all feels very recent. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Addle, you are Miss Isipi. Uh, JPC, you are Miss Erie, and you two are gossiping about all the other states. Mm mm. Did you hear? Did you hear?

Not what? Um, I don't know. I don't know if I should be saying this. Come on, say it. Who's gonna tell? Okay, I'm just okay. I'm a little nervous, but um... Do you know, uh, do you know Califf? Califf, Califf. He's that Nunefee at all. Yeah, fornicating. No.

With Neva, Adda. You know, Adda, who's like's like I'm never gonna have sex yet well never had had californication you know what that is wild because I heard the cala was going out with orag and orag gonna get it if cala's gonna give it to Nevada you talk you talk talk. Hey, and this is coming from a mess who sips her own pee. Mm-hmm. I'm talking shit. See, you know, that's, that's wild. That's wild. Did you hear, did you hear that, um, you know that girl on Maine? Wait, stop, she stopped right there. Stop right there. I want to hear it. I want to hear

it. But we cannot be doing this gossip with without something to drink. Let's hear. Have a mini soda! I prefer to sip my own pee. Mini soda is fine. I'll have a mini soda. Mini soda is fine? I know, because I just don't have, I just don't have your pee. I could give you your pee. I mean my pee. Uh, if we wanted the U-P, we would have to, uh, miss you, my good friend, miss. Again? Again! If we wanted the UP, we would have to go to Michigan. Go to Michigan. Good friend, Mish. Again? Again.

Oh, I hate that. Well, Maine, I heard that Maine, the only, road, Ireland. Oh, no. No. Yeah, road, Ireland all night. Ireland got fucked by Maine. Yeah, and now his penis, Vania. He had a Vani penis penis, Salania speaking of

Speaking of a Vanny penis, do you know who I heard his Connecticut? Flora Florida. Flora duh. You never would have guessed. You know what? I'm gonna put a little verb into my midi soda because I'm feeling sassy. I'm gonna put a little verb, oh, to my middie soda, because I'm feeling sassy. I'm feeling so sassy. You know, Anna, I heard she's loose. Loosey, Anna, loosey, Anna is loosey. Oh, yeah, just whatever may come. Just a marty-gron or pants.

And then she just get, didn't she just start dating York? No. She broke up with York who she with now. What a, it's like a New York, I don't know. I don't know. Oh my god, it's New Mexico. Well, New Mexico.

New Mexico is not where clothes, isn't it crazy? And between you and me, I also heard that New Mexico isn't really washing a ton. Oh, duh, Coda. And North Oh duh, Coda. Duh. And North duh, Coda. What else? Ah, Indiana's word as well, C-C. Well, we're talking about loose and I don't know.

I don't know. What else would I see C-C? I cannot believe how long you were able to go. Ah! Oh, that's a big one. That's very good. I hate one. That's very good. I hate it. Hold on.

Hold on. I like to call these odd man out. So I'm going to read four items. Well, yeah, you got it. Sorry. Okay. Okay. I'm in an out and about on the town.

Here comes odd man. It's just a stretch. No, the stretch. No, the about on the town. Here comes the. Hands on the head. Oddman's day out. Just gyrating my hips. I'd actually like to see a scene. JPC, I want you to do the opening credits and the first couple lines of the odd man sitcom. Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do He knows beef sandwich as a cashier. The cashier looks at him and says, Huh? And then he doesn't even pay or stay. He just leaves.

He's odd man out. And that's the end of the credits. And then we go to the first slide. Okay, I'll open my mail. Cancer. Oh no. She's the same. A few things we have to unpack. A few things we have to unpack. Okay, I insist on unpacking. First of all, there's a writer straight going out right

now, so I'm technically not even allowed to do what I did to you. Tell me here in this with me. Oh, God. Okay. My body is a temple. I keep my temple clean. My asshole is a tunnel of love. And you could eat off the floor. That means the crumbs off my body. I will vacuum crumbs off my body. I got one.

Okay, here's mine. My body is a temple and Sunday service will be Taco Bell and porn. What a mess. What a mess. May I see a scene? Adel, you woke up and you're reading the morning paper and you see your name and life description in the obituary. So you're calling the morning paper and you see your name and life description in the obituaries

So you're calling the paper that JPC works at and trying to figure out what's going on Okay, just have my morning coffee here What's this obituaries? Dylan McNamara Born 1990 fun died 2000 fun

Bunked on the head by an oopsie Shit his pants and scream to death. He is survived by who cares? This doesn't feel good. Ah, let me just Go numbers on the bottom of the paper. That's convenient She can have a fun time to the Bichery Department. How can I help you? My name is Dylan. Dylan! Oh.

We've been expecting your call. This-sorry, this is in Chicago and you know me just by my first name. You died today, correct? No. Oh, well Dylan, sweetie, why is your obituary in the front page of the Chicago Fund Times? Yeah, I was also surprised that it's front page news. Um... Ah, yeah. Dylan, I wish Chicago Fund Times subscriber.

Yes, I am. I'm actually set down at breakfast to read it just now. Oh, okay. So you're one of our... well, I mean, you were a subscriber. We should be going to cancel your subscription since you are deceased? No, no, it's very expensive and to restart it is even worse. Listen. I do this process. Yes I think you're gonna cause a lot of confusion with my friends family and co-workers. Can you just um? Oh, is that Dylan on the phone? Yeah, it's Dylan. Don't miss that rest in peace. Hey Dylan, Angela from Accounting says Rest in peace.

That's so sweet. Tell it. What? No, I am not dead. Can you print a retraction or... I can't tell that to Angela. That'll break her heart. She's been crying.

She's been crying about you all the morning. She sounded chipper from the distance. Well, she's got a full life outside of you, Dylan. You don't even know her. You just met her, basically. Apologies. Yes, I'm being selfish. She just met her, basically. Apologies, yes. I'm being selfish. She's just into a funny podcast.

Oh, which one? The read? That's a fun one. What my wife listens to. It's pretty good. Okay. Well, listen, if there's any way that I could be, cause this is gonna fuck up my insurance, my great, Dylan.

I'm only gonna tell you one time. We don't use words like that at the Chicago fun times Okay, so watch your language or I'm hoping to put you speaking to you on the phone I'm not speaking to you in print. I'm sure you can't print a curse word like that unless you're quoting someone I won't plus it's the Chicago fun time so I wouldn't say that I would say like bonked or boring or I would say by insurance has me totally Connuckled sure Could you at least just remove the part because you did say I shit my pants to death which feels like it's your second warning you printed it Dylan take another look did I did I say did it what word did I actually spell on that article?

Okay, now that I'm rereading it, it says that he slipped his punts to death. Dillon, look, I'm a journalist, okay? How dare you accuse me of just making things up? If you slup your punts, I'm puttin' into my paper. But what is slipping your punts? I mean, my brain filled in what it wanted to see, which is shit, his pants. Okay, that's your third strike. That's your third strike. Goodbye's your third strike, goodbye Dylan.

Goodbye. Angela the day I have had. What happened? Tell me everything. Well, I was listening to this episode of The Read and it's saying I love read! I love read! If somebody wants to name their child Willie Winky, I think that's absolutely I'm sorry Aaron. What do you do if Winky is a family name? Okay?

You have to name your kid something. You Alright, Aaron. Smart guy. You have a boy. Your last name is Winky. What's the boy's name? Winky? Winky. Winky Winky, actually! Hold on, Aaron just fucking trust you, okay? Aaron is fucking a random lap throughout your little, uh, command room. Yeah, because I have to beat me all day.

I have to beat me all day every day for years and years. It's not fun. It's so early, too. With you, you all day for the rest of today. BEEP. I would like to see a scene. Well, yeah. You two are two guys.

Two bros, you have it. There's a drummer, there's a- You have a TikTok channel. That is financial advice, but you two literally have no idea what you're talking about and are giving terrible advice. three easy steps. Anyone can do it. Just keep watching this TikTok, and you will learn how in these few steps that we've concocted to help you out. And it's not that hard.

Anyone can do it. Anyone can do it. Step one, you have to be triplicating your money every four to triplicate. To triplicate. Thank you. What does that mean in practice? Or as they say, practice. To triplicate your money. as they say practice? To try to make your money

All you need to do is make sure that your money is growing at an exponential rate through the seeking of additional funds in correlation with the funds you already have access to Step two make your money work for you Take go to the bank pull out hundred dollar money work for you. Take, go to the bank, pull out $100 piles of money, fill out a resume for them. Take your pile of money and the resume into a store. Get them a job. As long as it's over $18, they can legally work. 18 dollars can legally work. That's something we say on the channel all the time. Now remember, if your money wants a job, your money's got to have a name. So you got to give your money a name.

I know it's going to be hard, but don't give your money a funny name because funny money don't work. And we have three names to give your money. Anyone can name your money. These three names, it's three easy steps to come up with a name. Here's three names, anyone can name it.

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I don't remember the details of this, but you remember that time where that person did a radio play about aliens coming to Earth and then people change. Oh, the worlds. More the worlds. More the worlds. That was Orson Wells, right?

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Adam. Adam. Adam. Adam. Adam. called, Exorcists, Priests. Right, but to self-soothe today, to try to stay positive, I want to talk about my favorite app on my phone, RocketMoney. RocketMoney is a personal finance app that finds and cancels your unwanted subscriptions, monitors your spending, and helps you lower your bills all in one place. Did you know, Aaron, that over 80% of people have subscriptions they've forgotten about?

It's too easy to subscribe to a free trial of something and then completely forget about it once you stop using it. Just like, you know, it says easy is for getting a friend in the toilet, am I right? Right as the monthly charges start rolling in, you know, you all of a sudden you're like, oh no, I'm ruined. That's why I'm such a big fan of rocket money, Aaron. I've been using it way longer than they've been a sponsor. It helps so much with my taxes, everything's color coordinated, it helps you figure out where your spending is going, it is the best. With over 5 million users in counting, Rocket Money has helped save its customers an average

of $720 a year, and a billion in total saving so far. That's about how much it's going to cost to get JPC out of the toilet. Oh, I heard him say, I heard him say, Thursday, I'm going to flush the toilet real quickly. There you go, buddy. Go nuts. Okay. Yes, Aaron, I struggle with saving money every month and with rocket money, you can quickly identify all those sneaky little subscriptions that keep charging you month after month and cancel any you no longer use. It's such an easy way to start saving money, Aaron. I want to start saving money. And they can negotiate to lower your bills for you by up to 20%. All you have to do is take a picture of your bill and rocket money takes care of the rest. It's like having a financial secretary

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This show is sponsored by BetterHelp. Oh, GPC, it's time for our, hey, we're a little annual gift exchange. It looks like Aaron left us gifts under the tree. She must have went back to the North Pole though. Wow, why? Because she's so cold. What are we saying? Well, no, she's...

We don't know why she went. We don't know why she went. We know she's there. But she did leave us gifts, Adel. And you know, that's what this time of year is really about gift giving, the holiday season. And we have a little tradition on Hey, Rinal Vidal. We will, you know, we'll give each other little gifts

just to show how we care about each other. Yeah, really sweet. Let me, okay, just let me open mine. Mine's sort of like a card here. Oh, it looks like it's a one-way ticket to Who Tim buck two? I don't even know is that a real place? Yeah, I think she normal do is what she did the Garfield That's good. Yeah, that's I got normal. Yeah, yeah, that's nice to normal. Yeah, what did you get? What did you get? Wow? Okay? This is a big box. Okay, let me open it. Oh, okay's another 10,000 locusts. I got to stop opening

these boxes from her. They're all the same. She sends these every holiday. Pretty good prank though. Yeah, a bunch one in your mouth and your eyes turn black, but that's to be expected. But hey, we just receiving bad gifts, we can go to better help. I don't know, have you heard of this? That's the best gift. Better help. Whether or not your family you heard of this? Have you heard of this? That's the best gift. Mm-hmm. Better help. Whether or not your family gives gifts or your friends during the holidays,

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stuff by Erin and she left us speaking of Rigamro. She left us fruit Rigamro. Oh God, and they have Rob Riggle as the celebrity spokesperson. I'm sorry, that, this is Rob Riggle. Who's Rob Riggle? You know what, it doesn't matter. Doesn't matter. And hey, another thing that I can talk to my therapist about. And in the season of giving,

you got to give yourself what you need with better help. Visit betterhelp.com slash riddle today to get 10% off your first month. That's better help help.com slash riddle. And what are you getting Aaron for Keith Miss? Oh, yes, I always forget about Kefmas. Kefmas is the seven days after Christmas, which you get in 2016. January 3rd, I think. January 3rd. Merry Kefmas, everyone.

Merry Kefmas. I didn't want to see the scene. Yes. The two of you are Romans back in Roman days and you are being tasked by the Julius Orange Caesar of the time. You're being tasked with creating the Roman numeral system. I'm bored. Can we order food? Uh, yeah, I guess. I would have to see what time the... Just any Roman building. Just one Roman building. We'd have to see what time the...

And then you could help me out if you just had one... Don't take part in on. I'm just throwing a ball against the wall Hey, that's a tall guy. Sorry. It's a very tall guy. I just call some like a seam I call them like a seam. Coliseum. Yeah, what? What you know? I'm sorry, sir, sir. You obviously have heard you obviously have a ho we're talking about you think you can order food from the Coliseum I just said vomit or you can't order food from there of course you can order from the Coliseum What do you think they do with the dead soldiers?

Oh, anyways. So you know what you think this is gonna take? There's a freak. Get out of here freak. Jesus, sorry. That's like a guy who's like eating a hot dog and you're like, you know what they put in these? It's like, oh, can't get out of here. You're supposed to not think about it when you eat it. Hey man, you're better with all this stuff. What if I just like went out and got drunken,

you finished this whole like number thing? Where are you gonna go to get drunk? Maybe one Roman building where you could go to get drunk. Oh, don't take Coliseum. Can I please go? Okay, can know what please? Yes, make the numbers letters or whatever. I don't know. Wait. What was that? Oh, I was joking. I said make the numbers letters or whatever

No, I should joke that would be so. No, it's actually a great idea because why invent a whole bunch of new things when we already have all these letters? Well, that'd be confusing? I feel like people are using that. New mirrorclists. Arithmeticalists. You two have been tasked for two weeks now. Well, two for now, but of course, we'll replace that too with something new once this session is done, but you've had two weeks to come up with numeral systems.

So let's go ahead and hear them starting with one and ending in 100. Before we begin our pitch, and we do want to get the numerals thing. We think it's super important. No Arithmeticalists and I were we also Qed into a different part of her name and I think you're gonna really like the thing that we came up Okay, go ahead and put your arms above your head Yeah, you are with meticulous. Can you get on the left side? I'm gonna get on the right side, okay?

And step, step, step, step, step, step, step. E, E, two. Sorry, I'm reading off your list here. E, two. Yeah, we don't know what the E means for you. So E equals two. God. Take a look at a bug's time to die. Seek. A bugs time to die with Steven Seagull.

I would like to see a scene. Adel your balloon and your little stressed out because JPC who's a trumpet player is about to blow you up Anyone but me not red not red not I'll do a red one. I'll do a red balloon We don't we only blues oh Calvator blue we've got enough blue someone just took the last blue So we don't need any balloons Okay, so I Well, that's fine. I don't need a blow up a blue actually can you do one more red one? Yeah, one more red one just for fun and I can pick from any red balloon on this whole table. Yep

Okay, one in 800 chance come on mark Yeah, there's no reason to make this complicated Jeff just grab any red balloon and get to blow it That with this one Well, maybe not it's a little flimsy. Let's just start right way back in the pile and I'll just grab another one Same one. Okay. Okay. That's this is the one Everybody I found the balloon Alright just flapping it out kind of stretching the lip no harm this should actually feel this would actually feel really nice if I was a balloon Favorite person in the orchestra. I love you

Massaging the edges of the balloon and now to fill it up with my breath. Wait a second, I'm a little parched. Maybe before I fill up this balloon, I have a Pepsi. Okay, I don't know that word, I don't know what park hands I'm a balloon. I know ten words. Tangy Pepsi And now to fill up where did I put that balloon juice? What is that I've crawling away crawling away? I know I left that balloon so here you go Snag on snag on something try to sneak away from me up the blue got snags Don't worry. Don't worry. I have my sewing kit

Okay, good as new now time to blow up this balloon for the big orchestra Red one whenever you're ready just one more red one Please please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please Torture licking the edge of the balloon moistening the tip one more Pepsi And here I go Hello, hey no more balloons, okay no more balloons except for one more red one. You got it, boss. Click. And here, a wee, a go. Everybody freeze.

This is a dance. T-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t- Does anybody hear this blue talking? It's a talking only to me. What is what is Jeff saying? What's wrong with Jeff? Jeff, are you okay? Jeff Lou? Jeff okay. What were you talking about? It's a dance. What are we dancing to balloon? Okay balloon. Just don't talk again and he'll look crazy. I can hear you. I can hear you talking to yourself You're talking to yourself and you're talking to me and you're talking to Jeff. Are you okay? I'm great I think I've just had too many Pepsi's today. So, what? Just blow up a little.

Blow up a Pepsi. Jack, he's trying to drink me. That's a balloon. And now to blow up this Pepsi. Time of death. Seen. People laugh. I love a lot of fun.

Uh, Casey's dying. Okay. Oh See A lot of fun Kasey's dying okay Here we go. This is this I think has a little bit of warm up brittle flair to it. Um what word? has That'll just slap me hard across the chest I'm a big red or belt on my chest She's just too sweet. That hurts way more than you think it does at all.

I know it gets a big pot from the crowd, but holy fuck. Hey, JPC, I'm a heel. What do you want me to do? I'm gonna throw you in the ropes, okay? I'm gonna need to get a heel. Because this is one big podcast. Oh, oops, all heels. Oops, all heels.

Which is also gonna be my drag costume. Three heels on one. Oops, all heels. Oh my God. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Great Tom Tom Greg Jeff Greg oh Jeff. Thank you so much. We've been saying each other's names Well another lunch under the umbrella. What did you what did you guys tell your wives? Seen I'm sorry. I love it I'm sorry, I love it. All right, I do want to see a scene. So there's a big crisis on Earth, and we are a group of superheroes known as the Star Rats. People are expecting some Marvel heroes to show up at help out, but we're the Star Rats

and we're here to help. Oh, go! That building is building it! Sorry, sorry. Can I say my thing? The building is coming down. It's, the building is going an earthquake. I see it. I'm, I'm Captain Eyes.

Who is Tom? I'm one thing. Sorry, down here. I'm Captain Eyes. My one thing is I can see what's going on I have like a 175 peripheral. I'm sorry. I have I'm captain eyes Can you put me in your head? I've been down and put me in my hand. Oh, oh, oh the star rats are here According to my rat sensors that building is coming down

I'm sorry what is going on sorry. We're the star rats. We have a power and we have a Scoop yep, get you all up here, okay? Hey wait my pizza my pizza my pizza. Oh our tails are tied together Oh, no, okay, okay, we're gonna die like this. No, no, it's fine, I can hear it. Let me just, oh god, they're so slimy. Oh, untie these, I'll pick up your pizza. So you're the star rats? Uh-huh.

Don't say it backwards. Or you might accidentally say, oh, star rats, I guess. Yeah, yeah. Okay, what? Hey. And bite your thumb. Ow, okay. What? Hey. And, bite your thumb? Ow!

What the fuck? Where the star rat? According to my sensors, he's thumb just got bit. Yeah, it's all the whole thing. Up the building came down. Yeah, the building came down. Yeah, it came down. Fucking building came down.

Yeah, it stinks. Well, back to the sewer boys. What? Tell your friends. Tell them what? Well back to the sewer boys. What? Tell your friends. Tell them what? Tell them the sorrets helped. According to my sensors, it's time to go. He's being censored.

He said a lot about things, so he has sensors. It's so woke nowadays. Nobody wants, nobody lets you just say what we're all thinking we got to go Well That was the star that's okay. Here's your next one. Here's next one. I Do have a question if Chuckie takes over the podcast when he inevitably wins the rental battle here? Where do I go do I continue on with Chuckie? Cause I'm, feel like I'm not part of this right here.

So it's like, do I go with him? Do I stay with you? Would you guys be mad if I went with Chuckie? Okay, okay. Hold on, I'm just Googling something really quick. Improvisers who are agents of chaos, but somehow completely have their life together. Trying to get you replaced.

This can't, this can't be a viable Google, right? This right this kids this can't have a list kept torn up a list of people GPC she said what she said, but she typed in what is a Roth IRA? I Have to know no one will tell me Aaron do yourself a favor girl watch. Watch Shasha and Gredemption. This problem solves. I will not. You find folks. Do you look close enough at the contract?

There's a clause in the contract. You all sign. It says I. A clause? Uncle Santa? No. A slamst is mine. A clause, Uncle Santa. No. A slam store. No.

Oh my fucking soul. I don't even care that there's a demon here. That will not come in. No. No, here it is. Here it is. You know Uncle Santa only comes through the front door. No.

You just broke his nose. Aaron, are you ready for your trailer, damn near Kilder? No! Okay, will you do it anyway? Yeah! Okay, Aaron, your options are cemetery Sarah or my teacher's a goblin. I'm gonna go with cemetery Sarah. Okay, whenever you're ready, two minutes.

Sarah's 16th birthday party is right around the corner. And then she's walking through the hallway. She goes, hey guys, and no one pays attention. Hey, are you guys all for, and no one pays attention. The bad news is she has a party hall booked, but no guests to go to her party. She'll have to try a different hangout spot to find some friends who can come to her party And she walks upon the cemetery and fine A plot

There's a thunderstorm and all the grave don't get struck and they come alive and they go hey What's your name? Are you dead and she goes yeah I'm dead As long as you're actually dead welcome to your sweet 16 one minute left I I'm actually kidding. I actually cannot believe this. To me, I actually... I'm not even kidding, I think I might forget the name. Okay, cut you the party. Let's get it started.

Are you sure you're dead, Sarah? Totally dead. Don't leave. Don't leave. Dad. And the people's running. Run it. Run it. Run it. Run it. Run it. Run it. Run it. Wait, she blew out her candles. That means she is human breath in her body. Sarah, you lied to us. Nobody has other best friends I've ever had.

You guys have to be careful. Please, I'll die. No Sarah, don't try to die to become friends with us. Stay alive. We love you so much. You should live a long life. Margot Martin Dale is. Semitare.

No. No. Semitare, you Sarah. No, no. OK, where do you start? I just have to say something. I literally was like, oh, I'm going to, I genuinely went in going like, I'm going to do such a good job.

Because the second time I did it last year, it went really well. I thought I was proud of my trailer and I went in with that confidence. There's something about, I'm crying. There's something about this game though. I start doing it and I get really scared. I'm really scared in there. Good. Mark feels a powerhouse.

I gotta say that is a strong pick. Yeah, I'm a sweet chino. Absolutely. Not seeing that movie up until the casting reveal and then I was like, I took it for opening night. And if the casting reveal is the end of the trailer, you gotta go back and rewatch the trailer because you're like, I watched that girl for the whole trailer. And that is Margot Martin. Margot Martin, no, I've had that with movies before.

I'm like, wait, that was Gary Oldman. Yeah, with Gary Oldman. Yeah, he's a Trains farmer. Aaron, I have other stuff prepared, but if you like, I'll give you another chance to do a trailer. I got to get the hell out of here. Well, you know what? Actually, okay. Yeah. And this time, you'll be got it. No, this time, I'll do it. I'm not even kidding. I'm to get the hell out of here. Well, you know what, actually, okay, yeah. And this time you'll be good. No, this time I'll do it. I'm not even kidding. I'm about to blow this up for water. Hit me.

It isn't she caught. I feel like I'm at 20 and I just said hit me in black. No, there, this is 21. And you're saying hit me. Okay, here in your options are say on say anything or cult from the same cloth. Say on anything. Okay, whenever you're ready, you're in two minutes. Oh my instinct. They return a grand facade.

I turn a grand facade. Those who will learn this I'll be without a noise. Without my pride, I reached out from the inside. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no I'm so happy in our new relationship. Yes, we're in high school. We're falling in love. I'm so glad we found each other. I was such a perfectionist during high school. Enough audio cue. I'm so sad that he's put all of high school just trying to get straight A's. I could have been dating a cool guy like you. Everything's going so well. I hope a demon doesn't take over my body There's a demon inside the girl from say anything that's what the movie is She's reaching out from the inside of her to try to kill John

One minute left In your eyes One minute left In your eyes Delight the heat he started to notice something a little off about her. I am complete Your eyes we gotta get that demon out of her body. Does anyone know what exercise? You see the doorway your eyes of a thousand churches It turns out the dad sent the demon to get the goddaughter to focus more on schoolwork. So she has a contagious relationship with her dad but they get the demon out at the end.

Margot Martin Dale. Oh, say on there has to be a say on Yeah, go back go back go back go back go back go back. Um, um, oh, we're just dating everything's going well. Let's do a say on for fun for Halloween. And that's the beginning. That's how the demon gets in. I'm eating that from the beginning. That was the first try. That was my... Oh, okay. So does the dad care her cut completely?

MMMM. The cello-y. Alfred Milina. And Marko Martin. What? I'm in Chunkisak. And John Kusak. You joker's at. And you got got from this draft. In and Joan Q

sack. And in. Oh, yeah. Time perfect. Aaron. Time perfect. Can I do another one? Aaron, would it help you at all? If I play to track I have that is a horror movie trailer soundtrack? Yes.

You think maybe you could get the one you want? Yes. Okay, let me. Yes. All right. JPC, give me a title. All right, Aaron, your redemption topic is look booze talking now whenever you're ready. Great.

Yep, I'm 40 weeks pregnant. We're just sort of waiting for the baby to come. We've been nesting. We're so happy. We have that new house up on the hill. And yeah, it's been hard to move in there. Obviously, it's an old house, but we're so excited to meet our new baby.

It's a boy and everyone's so excited. They're celebrating and they come home from the hospital. And hello, mother. This Halloween. Why can you talk? You're like three days old. Of course I can talk, mother.

I lived in this house for a very, very long time. A very long time ago. I just want my baby back. The mother, I am your baby. There's just a few things I need you to do. Or else, I'll cry. And you'll die. Margot Martin Dale is. Look, booze talking. Mother, where are you? I don't have object permanence and I can't see you

Look booze talking now fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck out of a buck GBC fuck Casey fuck all y'all I nailed it air keep this back baby Not a hungover at all anymore. Love y'all. Happy Halloween. Oh, very good. Very good. Was that better? Yeah, that was fantastic. Hello, mommy. Why can't talk? You're three days old. Hello, mommy. Yeah, Aaron, that was very good. You killed it on that one. Thank you. That was fantastic. Oh, sure. Oh, any, any, any notes. Uh, cut the whole thing. Oh, that's... Hey there, dogs and noodles. If you like that, you're gonna love this week's Patreon.

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