Hey Riddle Riddle - #286: One Pot for Every Chicken, Two Pots for Every Home

Episode Date: January 10, 2024

This week we are all using our secret immunity idols to avoid being kicked off our own show. Didn't know we could do that, eh? Plus this thing is jam-packed with goodies like a beloved children's character out of their element, a terrible gift idea, two roommates looking for a way out, a contest of champions and some elevator etiquette. Happy Wednesday, Kyle!Starring:Adal RifaiJohn Patrick CoanErin KeifEditing by: Casey ToneyTheme by: Arne ParrottLogo by: Emily Kardamis & Emmaline MorrisWant more? Get Weekly Bonus Eps on Patreon!Want merch? Visit our TeePublic Store! or pins, buttons & printsWant to mail us something? Hey Riddle Riddle 6351 W Montrose Ave #267Chicago, IL, 60634Want to leave us a voicemail? Call (805) RIDDLE-1 or (805-743-3531)Want to advertise on the show? Check out Hey Riddle Riddle via Gumball.fmThis episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/RIDDLE and get on your way to being your best self.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is a headgun podcast. At the end of the day, I'll see you in the next video. I'll see you in the next video. I'll see you in the next video. I'll see you in the next video. I'll see you in the next video. Adlerify Aaron Keith you have found yourself once again at tribal council and one of you is going home Tonight JPC I'd like to play an idol Okay, there are hidden idols in this game Adolf you would like to play an idol Okay, please bring it up here. Okay, I found this, it's sort of like a weird crab. It was scuttling along the beach.

I assume that this is an idol. Okay, I'll toss it in the fire or... No, no need to toss it in the fire. The producers have pretty good of you. The producers have briefed me as to what is and is not an idol. I will now confirm whether or not Adel's immunity idol is a real idol. I hope to got because otherwise I should have eaten it. I am starving. Adel? You should have eaten this tiny crack. No. This is not this is not an immunity idol.

I was 25 pounds at my legs. I would like to play an idol. As we all know, on the game of survivor, there are hidden immunity idols hidden all across the island Aaron Keith, please bring me your immunity idol. Hey, here she is It's a full wedding procession full wedding procession. I had to check. I find that. Kelly Clarkson. How little dolls, a little dolls that you've made.

Kelly Clarkson, she's an American idol. She was the first winner. This is a Kelly Clarkson. This is Kelly Clarkson. It's Kelly Clarkson. I hope this is the human person. I love Kelly Clarkson. Eat these dolls.

Here she is once again. She's torn into pieces. You can't deny it. Okay. Whether or not, Aaron's Kelly Clarkson Dolphin is actually just Kelly Clarkson. Is an immunity idol. Aaron, you should have eaten the Dolphin. No.

I'd also like to say, I'd also like to say, I'd also like to say, if I may, you two have been wasted our time with these immunity idols. John Probe's coming. John Probe's coming. John Probe's coming. Yes. I'd like to play an adult.

No. I think one per episode is the limit for the two of you. Jeff Probe's going. John Probe's going, Jeff, what's your name? My name? Yeah, wait a minute. Aaron, I thought it. I thought I was on this island.

Is it not Mark? Aaron are playing Crash on this island? Yeah. And for the first two years, there was nobody here, right? We went on a game show. Who is this guy? When did we start playing this guy? I guess it's sort of got away from me.

Hey, come here. Hey, we're gonna, we gotta cook this guy. Snap, snap, snap, snap, hey. Let's grab this crap. Let's grab this crap. Let's grab this crap. We're dying. I'm John Crab Cohen.

John Patrick Crabbs. I'm, I'd all reply. Imm'm idol revive immunity idol revive. Thank you. Um, Aaron, Aaron, Aaron, Aaron, Aaron, Aaron, Aaron, Aaron, Aaron, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, buff, buff, Aaron, Aaron, Aaron, Aaron, Aaron, Aaron, Aaron, Keep out of the, keep out of the camp. I don't get to participate. Keep that up with the camp. I don't get to participate. No, I'm not part of the whole thing where my name works with the survivor pond. Here's my thing.

I watch every season of survivor and I've been lamenting the last, I don't know, 15 seasons, whatever it was, because they've taken away my favorite part, which is the auction. I love the auction. Guess who's back? Nana Nana. The auction comes back or it has come back. Cool. This will fast up.

There's probably already a winner by the. I don't watch Survivor, but Mariah is in a Survivor pool and I ask a lot of questions and then don't listen to the answers because I don't actually care about survivor But I have decided I Was firm on this before I do not want to go on survivor and I would never go on survivor. I Fliped it around now. I am I do want to go on survivor. Okay, and just be Keatic or what bullshit is this? What do you mean? I don't want to do anything I don't want to do anything that they want me to do on survivor But I think what I want to do is I want to get as much as much like screen time as I can and my two ways of doing this is

Every tribal council. I will play an immunodeeidal It will not be a real idol and I will force the host to be like you got to sit down This is not a movie. I don't like well. I have another one and he's like no sit down You please no That's just a twig. I don't think anyone's ever done that the other thing that I want to do Is I want to call him Mark? I? Think his name is Jeff from context clues What I want to call him Mark and I want to refer to him exclusively as Mark I would address him to his face as Mark and no matter how many times he tells me his name is Jeff

I want to talk about Mark, and then also, while people are at the immunity, whatever kicked someone off, Council, travel, council, I wanna exclusively refer to the other people who I've been meeting and talking to and forming relationships by wrong names. I would be like, Alex is coming for me, which one is Alex?

There's no Alex here. I'm like, You can tell me. Mark, this is insane. You're making me look insane. I want to do that on Survivor, because I'd get out pretty quickly. But I think it would also be a lot of fun for me. This past season, JPC, in the first three or four weeks,

two people quit. They got the tribal council and they wanted to quit. And Jeff, Mark, was so upset and like truly hurt and like angry at them. And I think he would rather someone do that than do what you would do on the show. I wanna see what happens. Cause like he tries to be pretty impartial.

I want him to hate me and I want him to come after me as the host and the producer. I wanted to be like, we got to get this guy out. You got to vote this guy out. You want to pull his pay tails too. You're in love with him. You're nagging him. We wanted attention.

I'm bad. I have to imagine JPC would get voted out. And Jeff would be like, bring me your torch. Of course, in this game, fire represents life. And he'd go to snuff JPC's torch. And JPC would be like, can't kick me off if he can't catch me. And he'd race into the jungle with a torch. And they would be like, can't kick me off if he can't catch me. And he'd race into the jungle with a little torch and they'd be like, oh my God, like this is bad.

He would do that. This is really bad. And then obviously while he's running his torch would catch spark on some dry leaves. And the burn ever now. I would burn down. I would like to compliment both of you really quick. Sure.

And I mean, it's a compliment. JPC, if I went on Survivor, day one, I see your face, your vibe, immediately, I'm like, that guy has got to go. I make a B line for you. I make it my business to make sure you are not on the show anymore. This guy is haunted.

Yeah, it's personal. It's immediately personal. I see your captain look, look at ass. And I mean this is a compliment. I like that. Complete opposite. You would be able to portray me so easy. I'm a gullible little crab. I go, I'll go wherever you go, buddy. I'm following you around. You're telling me who to vote for. And then you stabbed me in the back with absolutely no problems. The immediate trust I would have because of Adel's face, compliment, that's the kind of thing he's looking for. And the immediate distrust I'd have a JPC compliment,

that's the kind of thing he's looking for. I look like a sad dog. JPC looks like a young severed snake. Ha ha ha ha. Well, okay, here's the other thing. So I know I'd get kicked out, because I wouldn't be playing the game, right? And I'd just be in it to have fun for me. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I really wanted to be here. I love Survivor. I love the game, but it's my time and I have to go home. I would want my camera thing.

No matter, I would not give them anything else, but this I would go, what do I do now? Where do I go? Will someone tell me where to go? And I, that's it. I don't know how to hold my can go back to. I burn all the bridges at home. I would say, I have no idea what's happening on this game.

Where do, could a producer tell me where to go? I think I'd be very similar where I would just look at the camera and go phone. My phone, I need my phone, I need my phone, a stat. This is a conversation that I've had with people is what is your like survivor, daydream, or fantasy? Like if you were on the show, what would be the moment that you would most like to have? A lot of people say like playing an awesome, well played immunity idol, where everyone's voted for them and then they get to play their idol. For me, my survivor dream would be winning an individual immunity challenge

because I think it would make people at home cry because of how incapable I am and how much I've even underestimated myself. So in my fantasy, it's like, you've seen me fail a time time again at these individual immunity challenges. And then right towards the end, I pull one out by like keeping my hands over my head or whatever. And I was like, she's amazing. She's basically a sick ghost.

And she managed to win an individual immunity challenge. What an inspiration. What'd it be even better? Aaron, if you won against some like really buff like six foot to like strong, like strong savvy, good game play and guy. Yeah. And he's a pompous ass. Sure.

And he says something so shitty to me right before we start. And I don't even acknowledge it. Um, and then afterwards I just give him a little look. I don't even acknowledge it. And then afterwards, I just give him a little look. I don't even say anything. Mmm. I don't like it. Aaron, not only do you win immunity this week, but while the other tribesmen are going back to their camp to eat their rice, you are going to get a loaded gun and you get to

shoot Mark, who's been talking to you this whole show. No, Mark, no, which Mark? Which Mark? I don't know the names. My dream scenario is first episode absolutely get voted out. I mean, any comedian wants to be out first on any reality TV. And I try and like, I try and put on a brave face, but I'm pretty pissed and I'm like, okay, you got me like blind side.

I'm like, hey, I wish all the best of luck, but then I look at one person and I go, except for you, Donna. I wish nothing but the worst from me. And I kind of just circulate, like I'm putting a curse on Donna. And I'm just like, everyone, go for Donna. And you talk to Donna once and it was so pleasant. Yeah, Donna was so nice to be. And then I go to take my torch to Jeff.

And as he goes to snuff it, there's a rustle in the jungle behind me. Outcomes an elephant and the producers are like, how did it on this island? Is this like Costa Rica? And I make eye contact with the elephant and it bows its head and I run up its trunk, set it up its head and go, Elephant races off, goes into the ocean. And then I command the elephant, kill Donna. And the ocean, the ocean swallows me whole. Okay. That's a left turn that I wasn't, oh, I wasn't expecting that Donna thing to go.

And now Donna's got to be concerned about that curse you put on her. And now America hates Donna. What did she do to this guy? And it's actually never evicted. So I've actually thought about this, Aaron, this exact scenario as well. And here's my answer. I don't know if they do this on every survivor. So you're going to have to, you guys have watched

the show and I have not do they very often have like, if you make it far enough, they invite like one of your, a member of your family to like come. Yeah. Recover that I did that. Yeah. Okay. So here's what I, what what I would really love to do with that. I would love to, while I'm at Survivor, I want to make it to that point, to have my family member there, but I want to change no details about my wife as I talk about her, except

I want to call her Rachel. I just want to refer to her as Rachel. Everything else would be exactly the same. I'm not making up a person. I just say that her name is Rachel. Then when Mark is announcing who all of the people are out at the beach. I'm not like making up a person. I just say that her name is Rachel. And then when Mark is announcing who all of the people are out at the beach, you know, I'm standing next to these other people,

they're like, and the JPC's wife Mariah is here, and she comes out and I'm like, oh my God, I miss you so much. And everyone else is thinking like, hey, the fuck is her name Rachel or Mariah? Like why is he calling her Mariah now? And then later, when after she goes home, if someone asks me about it, I'd be like,

yeah, my wife's name is Rachel. Like, what are you talking about? Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Okay. Stay your friend to torture people. Yes. Just what I want to, people like, I know he's playing a game, but he's not playing the game's survivor.

Like, what, how is this fucking with me? It shouldn't be. For my episode of that, I want them to send me a stranger. Ha, ha, ha, ha. I'm like, I don't know this man, that I'm just a stranger. I want them to be like, here's Adel's wife, Gemma. And somebody in a wheelbarrow takes out like a mannequin with a wig and like, like make up on and everyone's like, what is going on? And I just absolutely make out with him.

Oh my God. Gemma. It's like, here's JPC's brother Chuck. And this guy comes out, he's just like wearing an Arby's uniform and I'm like, Oh, Chuck, it's so good to see you. I'm like hugging him. I'm like, do you have the beef and cheddar? And then I'm like, eating an Arby's sandwich from within his shirt.

He's like, I'm not sure why I'm here, but I got paid $15,000. JPC. You fool. You could have made it on the show. And now they'll hear this episode and they'll never let you on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think it'd be funny. I don't know how you swing it, but if you could swing it, it'd be very funny for them

to be like, Adel, you made it this far. Here's your cousin, Jude Law. And Jude Law comes out. And people are like, what the? Whoa. You never, your cousin's Jude Law. He's British and it's, um, Oh yeah, I just pick a celebrity I wanna meet.

Yeah. And that's what I put on my paperwork. Welcome to my family. Welcome to my family. Welcome to my family. Welcome to my family. Welcome to my family. Welcome to my family.

Welcome to my family. Welcome to my family. Welcome to my family. Welcome to my family. Welcome to my family. Welcome to my family. Welcome to my family. Welcome to my family.

Welcome to my family. Welcome to my family. Welcome to my family. Welcome to my family. Welcome to my family. Welcome to my family. Later he kind of looks like We found it it took us a couple minutes and people like wait a minute And you like act like it's Jude lot people like I just don't think it's him Like he's like five four I have like a John up Kennedy impersonator Kennedy died All right, all right, we gotta get rid of Everyone shut up. We gotta do riddles We'll shut up everybody shut up go watch survivor if you want to watch survivor. We you want to watch Survivor, we don't. We want to do Riddles.

That's what we want to do. Okay. My favorite thing is, I'm gonna work with you. My favorite thing is Survivor is, anytime there's any interstitial moment, there's always like a, oh yeah.

Oh yeah. Mm-hmm. That's very fun. Okay. To replicate on the couch. Okay, here's our first riddle. We have some more warm up riddles, so we'll go into those.

And this one's from Surgee. S-E-R-G-I, Surgee. S-E-R-G, Sergei. Sergei, that's Sergei. Okay, Sergei. Or Sergei, it doesn't matter. How many letters does this riddle's answer have? How many letters does this riddles answer half?

Three. Oh, I know. That makes no sense. The beauty of Aaron's face there was, she said three, then she scrunched up her entire face. How many words? How many letters does this riddles answer half? Aaron, I've got to say, you're pretty close.

17. Oh, no. this riddles answer has seven letters in it. Does it? F O U R for Aaron, it is four. Yes. I think it's that four is the only number to be how many letters is in the number, right? I would have also, so I don't say three first. Aaron, I would have also accepted six. Not because six is right. I just would have accepted that as well.

Oh, okay, good to know. Yeah. Okay, here's your next one. This one is from Allison and Rob and their cats, Elixir and Meme. Ooh, which are pretty funny to catch. Elixir especially. I get baked, but I don't get high.

I wear a jacket, but I'm not a guy. I get smashed, but I do not drink. I'm white or orange, but never pink. We've had this before. Chumble. Yeah. Cause we wrapped it or something. Is this a potato?

Am I crazy? Is this a potato? Uh, I feel like I have a memory of you being like, I get big, but I don't get hot. N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N- Maybe. They are cute cats, ones white and ones black. I, of course, that was from 2018. So RIP to Elixir and me. I think that's when we did that riddle. Okay, good. Someone will know and someone will confirm it for me and it will be nice. Hey, while I'll say this,

I am probably the only one that is putting the used riddles into the used riddle folder. So. I didn't know what I was doing in 2018 and I have not used 2018 riddles since 2018. These are my riddles. Lay off them. Okay, you ready for this next one? This next one's from anonymous. Some people did not want to leave their name and they had like a joke name for an email, so I'm just going to read anonymous. One eye, two legs, one tooth, lays eggs. What do we talk about? One eye, two legs, one tooth, lays eggs. It's not an animal. Is that your answer? Is that your final answer?

I guess that's my final answer. What is the world's worst bird? Hmm. Yeah. You first, I'm a person. Yeah. I like it. It was that person on jeopardy. Is it like a needle or like, or like, air needles? Good needles. It is not a needle. And it is not not an animal. So it's an animal. Yeah. I guess if you want to be pedantic about it, it's an animal. Okay.'s an animal. Now, I guess if you want to be pedantic about it, it's an animal. Okay, read it again. Well, the word bird has one eye. And the panel has two legs.

That's correct. I don't know what the one tooth is. Would it side with B be a tooth? One eye, two legs, one tooth lays eggs. Bird, I think you could even, I think, in fact, the word says that I am allowed to accept bird, but there is a more specific answer. Ooh, is it a specific bird or is it? Yeah, it's a specific bird.

What did you say? You said pickle? I said big bird. Would you like to change it to pickle? No. Okay, it's not big bird and it's not pickle. Hummingbird, blue bird. No.

One eye, two legs, one bird lays eggs. And Addle, the reason why you guessed bird having like one eye, that is also correct for the answer. Mm-hmm. Oh. I just don't know the one-two thing. The one-two thing. Be a tooth.

Y-y-y-y-o-k-of sorts. The one-two thing I will explain afterwards, but the one- thing is is is the part of it that makes it tricky because this is a I feel like you have to know like a kind of about bird anatomy a little bit to know the one two thing. Oh, don't they have one tooth on their beak to like crack stuff? Yeah. Yeah. It's kind of a tooth. I was married to a bird. A woman in England, I should say, I do want to see a seed. Um, well, you didn't get the, you didn't get the riddle yet. It's bird.

We've never, that's never stopped us before from you. I know, we're just all setting ourselves up for a situation where we finish the seed and we have a great time. We finish the seed, we have a great time, but I have to say you didn't get the answer yet. That's what the show is. That's what the show is. If you want to keep living the same patterns without ever growing,

maybe you'd probably just grow. John Prope's, I'd like to play a scene. Make sure you remember the scene at the end. We're gonna try, okay, make sure you remember it. We're growing, look, I love it. I love it. A specific type of bird. I mean, this is like a super common type of bird,

but I would not, what's that? Pigeon. But now one that I think you would see very often, but there are a lot of uh bat No Crow Raven. There's a lot of these starling spirit. What climate would they be in? Oh, I think they think in living like any climate. Maybe not any climate, but a lot of climates You don't see these a lot

You don't see them a lot, but there are tons of them. Owls. I will say lays eggs is a big clue there. They all lay eggs. All birds lay eggs. Exactly, but what kind of eggs would, and I will say that you see these eggs pretty often. Chicken.

It's a chicken. I said chicken. I said chicken. I heard pickle. Did you say chicken? I said chicken like a miracle. I said pickle several Didn't I chicken? I heard pickle. Did you say chicken? Like a miracle several times. I do want to see a scene. Yes Aaron you are Big Bird Obviously you've been living on Sesame Street for a while you finally decided to pack up your bags and move back to

Wherever birds live like the forest and you're having a hard time blending in JBC And I will be birds who live where you set up shop for home. We're not quite as welcoming as you would like. I unpack my suitcase. All right, I'm doing pretty good. I miss my friends are ready. Whoa! What the fuck? I knew friends. Doug, hey Doug, Doug, Doug, Doug, Doug. Okay, hold on, finishing, Doug, Doug, Doug! Okay, hold on, finishing a worm that I just caught it so good. Mmm, that's worm! Who could I share a worm with you?

What the fuck? I've been eating pancakes on Sesame Street, but I'd love to try worm! You've been eating pancakes? You must be dead! Can we eat that? That can't be right, Pancake! I can't eat anything! We can eat pancakes! You must be dead. Can we eat that? That can't be right, Panky. That can't be something we can hate.

Panky pancakes? Oh, you're way smaller than me. I thought you'd be like my size. You're huge. You're fucking an amateur building. Have you ever met someone your size? No. But I thought maybe if I'd came back to where the birds were then I could be with people my own size.

Stop cringing your neck down so low just stand up regular. Hey, you're a bird? You're a bird? Yeah. No way. No way. It's a bird. Fly. Come on man. I want to see you get off the fucking ground. One inch is fine. I'm not very arrow-died, mehame. Look. Not all birds can fly fly not all birds can fly. I know like like ostriches and stuff You know, there are there are penguins. They're a ground bird's coral coral camp fly. Yeah, coral can't fly

It's just a confidence thing with him. Oh, yeah, or what you said my name's Big Bird Come no, we know we can tell You look like your name. I get bullies. I learned how to deal with bullies from Gordon I Don't know I don't know Gordon. I'm fitting us. This is Doug We kind of rule the roost here as it were this these are our trees. This is our patch You're gonna scare off any potential food source. We have I don't think so I'm a really good friend. You know, I'm trying to start a new. Ever since my friend Mr. Hooper died in the 70s,

I haven't really felt like myself. The 70s, Jesus. Hooper, how old are you like a, are you like a, a Kaiju? What are you? You guys are kind of mean. I think I'm gonna drag. We mean you just showed up in our house and slapped those big plastic. I gotta say those look plastic as hell. Those are feet. You also crushed my car. What is the? Is it calling for backup?

Yes. Big birds assemble. A bunch of big birds fly down from the sky. It's like the end of Avengers where a bunch of portals open and a lot of big birds fly down from the sky. It's like the end of Avengers where a bunch of portals open and a lot of big birds flock. I guess spoilers for the end of Avengers. Here we go. Recent adventure.

Yes. Here we go. This is another riddle that was from anonymous and this one's from Rose. Okay Rose. I can be saved. I can be saved. I can be Rose. I can be Sand. I can be a bird and I can be the sun.

What am I? Ray. Glass. Ooh, ray glass. I'm. Wow. That's my friend. And or a rope bird.

That can be bird. That can be sand. That can be sand. That was so innocent and pure. That's my friend. That's my friend. I long way. I've such a funny bit.

She visited LA and I got to see her for her day and she, she's so fucking funny. She pulled out like her headphones or something on the table. This was like a day and a half into seeing her and she put them on the table and she made it seem so natural and then I looked and there was Sticker of me that she bought from the hey riddle riddle shop that was on her headphones She was just waiting for me to notice and I died So that's such a weird bit. I love you. Who would do that? She makes the whole pens for us her land. Yeah And she did and she does and that is nothing in sort of this right?

Mmm. I can be sand. I can be a bird. I can be the sun Yes, I can be sand. I can be a bird and I can be the sun rocks glass Um, what are bird rules to that rocks and it's not glass red yellow But it glasses in one of the words that would lead you to why It's a mirror sand sand light ice Well, I said sand sand sand is it the riddle? Sand pipe light sand pipe

What if it was I could be sand I could be a bird and I can be the son of the answer was sand I mean riddles dude Riddles do we do that surprise surprise me do that riddles be shopping um sand Do we do that surprise surprise me do that riddles be shopping um sand A bird I can be seen I can be a bird. I can be the sun. What am I? River yeah, yeah, okay, so All of these things sand a bird in the sun Mm-hmm could be they're not exactly like one-to-one this thing, but they're components of a thing

That makes this thing, but they're components of a thing that makes this thing, that is how we interpret this thing. So it's like, what's that? Like a garden. Is it like a garden? It's not a garden. All three of these, sand, a bird, and the sun, relate to an object.

So if you can get the three objects that these things relate to, you will get the concept that ties them all together. That's an okay hint, I would say. Sunglasses, magnifying glass. No, Aaron, glass is related to sand. But the word glass is in the answer to this thing. Glass, glasses.

It's an hourglass. Yes, hourglass is related to sand. Hourglass. Hourglass. It's an hourglass. Yes, hourglass is right at the sand. Hourglass. I can be sand. I can be time. I can be the sun. Air in the answer is time. Wow, so like a rooster crowing in the morning, an hourglass, and then the sun rising.

And then the sundial? A sundial? Yes. And then the bird one, I was like, okay, I like rooster crowing. It was a cuckoo clock. And I'm like, okay, I guess so. It's like a clock, you know, it all kind of fits in. But yes, there was those three things and they all become time in the end. I want to see a scene. Oh, wow, JPC buzzer meter. I like to see a scene. We are going to do a quick scene between Adel and Aaron. You guys are exchanging, like, presence for some holiday.

Adel, you just opened a present from Aaron, and it was like very kind, very thoughtful, very expensive, kind of blew you away. And you got her an hourglass, and you're not really sure you want her to open it. Okay. I'm so glad you liked it. I mean, this is the Swarovski crystals. I've just never seen a basketball with those inlaid. This is like an uncut gems. This is a, this is amazing. Yeah, I made it myself too.

I just, we've never exchanged gifts before. Sort of our first Christmas as a couple. And I just, I don't know, I just wanted to get it right. I, this is truly one of a kind I mean there's a certificate of authenticity. This was this is too much Don't I mean my love languages gifts and now I cannot wait to see what you Let me let me this is let me can I redo or like this is one of 10 or something? What?

Yeah, just oh he's trying to downplay it. Uh-oh. So I keep my expectations low. All right, I get it. I've been there for shake, shake, shake, shake. The box, shake, shake, shake. The box? Can't tell what it is.

Sorry, I just put it in one of my old shoe boxes. I didn't have time to wrap it. Sounds like diamonds. Sounds like diamonds. Sounds like diamonds. Lizard diamonds. Did my boyfriend give me a shoebox full of diamonds? That's a big swear. And I'm opening it up any problem.

You know what I bet it is? Keys to a car. Keys to a house. Subguet. Keys to a car in a house? That's cool. Oh my god, I shook the boxes in a puppy. It's probably a puppy.

It's a puppy with keys to a house on the collar. I cannot wait. I cannot wait and I'm opening it. And I'm opening the box. So sorry. And? Shouldn't take this long. Here, let me just... No, I can see it.

It's probably I have like however times on this hourglass to find my wriggle gift. No, I saw a thing on TikTok where this was cute because I like spending time with you. You got the idea from a TikTok? Yeah, well, it's a trend. It's like a big trend. It's a prank. It's like 200 TikToks. It's a trend, it's like a big trend. So it's not one TikTok, it's like 200 TikToks. We're all, it's not a prank. It's, I like spending time with you.

So it's like a clever, it's like a fun clever. It's like a, and it's, the kids are doing that. You hit a diamond ring inside, smashes the time. Oh, there goes $2.99. $2.99. $299? $2.99. I should have said three.

I should have just said there goes three. We're breaking up dribbles basketball. Oh, you are ruining my floor. The best revenge is ruining someone's floor with their Swarsky crystal basketball. And we're gonna take a little bit of our revenge on you the listener by making you listen to some ads I mean it's true, but it's what we're going to do. It's not true. I'm so glad you're not a tree or a whale or a tree whale, whatever that was, as a gift, JPC and I thought to get you a mattress from he looks sleep because we know how much you love sleeping. Oh, she's still a whale. Do you hear? Oh, yeah. Whoa. Is that a hell noise? No. I think she's excited though. I do think she's excited.

That's hell. She's a Whale or excited. Whale excitement. Casey's not muted if we can hear him laughing. We can hear him laughing. And we're sorry. That's totally fine. Casey, come on in.

Join us on the bed. There's plenty of room on a Helix sleep mattress. That's right, Aaron, because we love you and we care about you so much, we took the Helix sleep quiz quiz and you, by the way, on your behalf, you absolutely aced it. You got a perfect score. Not a lot of people that fail that quiz. You're going to sleep harder.

We got you a king size plenty room for four podcasters. Helix sleep luxe, midnight luxe mattress, and we just hope that you'll love it. Oh my gosh. And it says that it has a 10 to 15 year warranty, depending on the model, and that I don't have to take your word for it. No, I mean, I trust you guys, like I trust you. But also it's the number one mattress picked by GQ and Myard magazine. It is even recommended by leading chiropractors and doctors of sleep medicine

as a go-to solution for improving your sleep. And Aaron, don't just take it from them. I use my Heal of Sleep mattress every night turns out. I get to sleep. Aaron, don't just take it from them. I use my Healux Sleep mattress every night turns out. I get to sleep. Gemma loves it. I love it. Our cats love it. It feels like it would fit a tree or a whale comfortably.

So. No, I have to. I do have to say on Healux's behalf, the whale trials, the whale trials for the mattresses are not done yet. They are, they are nearing completion, but we can't, we cannot make a claim on this podcast and in this ad that you can put a whale in a helix. But if they could, they would love the midnight locks, like how I love the midnight locks. It's the best night sleep I've ever had in my life. And I just want to say very quickly, as a disclaimer, a Heyberto Rittle and helix

sleep mattress do not support the whale trials. We don't know how that's gonna turn out. Who knows what those whales do? Oh wow, wow. That's not right. I'm forgetting what whale sounds are. The whale first of all, the whale trials are fair, okay? Because all of those whales, it's selected randomly from the different whale districts

and they know what they're getting into. Aaron, I think you're doing Owen Wilson as a whale. Whoa, whale, whale. Helale, whale, whale. Helix is offering 20% off all mattress orders and two free pillows for our listeners, whale or otherwise. Go to helixleap.com slash riddle and use code helix partner 20. This is their best offer yet and it won't last long with helix. Better sleep starts now. Oh, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.

Oh, and Wales. Oh, and Wales. Oh, okay. He was waiting to say that. Now I get it. Hi, Adel. Hi, JPC. This is my, I'm really excited.

It's a great time of year. JPC, I know you love this time of the year. It's starting to be tax season. We get to do our taxes soon. It's beginning to time of year. JPC, I know you love this time of the year. It's starting to be tax season. We get to do our taxes soon and on. And it's beginning to tax a lot. Like season. I love you. Anyways.

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No. No. My wife, my wife, my wife! Poor whale at. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Hi, Adel and JPC. Hi. Hi.

Don't tell me. don't tell me. Just let me get it. Aaron, six years of your life. I wanted to talk to you guys about something. I'm just feeling a little down confidence wise. My confidence has taken a hit. Since I realized I'm really bad at making whale noises. Oh, no.

And it's the new year and I'm trying to improve myself. It's the time for like setting new goals. And I have decided I'm going to reach out to better help and start doing some therapy. Aaron, you're dead on. If you're thinking of starting therapy, give better help a try. It's entirely online.

It's designed to be convenient, flexible, and suited to your schedule as a whale or a human. And Aaron, I mean, I'm so glad that you're trying to get better at help and try. I have actually talked about you a lot in therapy. And I think in my, in my therapist also agrees that therapy would be a really strong move for you. And I think I would also maybe get some, you know, just being like around you and being in your life for six years, you said that kept you right.

I'd get some, like, side benefits from that as well. I immediately have a rash. Yeah, also Aaron, my therapist wants you to come in at some point because they don't believe that Aaron is real. Oh, I get that a lot. I'm confident to a lot of my friends. No way. What person did all this? Hello. But on a serious note, I have benefited from therapy because it does give you an outlet to talk about your feelings and kind of unpack them in a safe and structured way that helps you deal with those things in real time or deal with them from a little bit of retrospect. And you can get started right away. All you have to do is fill out a brief questionnaire to get matched with a licensed

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You better than these people. You don't have to wait for shit. Why not? Immediate classification. Immediate. Immediate. Immediate. Yeah, they listen to the little sting. You had to listen to the cases and a little hate rid does it sound like, it's like a cat getting going. I mean, you guys don't. You guys don't even get hurt it. Yeah, but it's that noise. Is it crazy? It's like a meditation chant.

It sounds like a VHS rewinding. You know what some people think? Sometimes they think I am the person going, Oh, yeah. Sounds like a VHS rewinding. You know what some people think? Sometimes they think I am the person going, this is a head gum podcast. I'm like, that's a British lady. They just think it's me doing a bit as the British lady. Aaron, that was you in 2018.

You have that. Do you guys know who that is? Doing that, this is a head gum podcast. He's from IZombie and Ghosts. Joodlaw? Joodlaw. Oh, it's too long. Oh, it's a Jude Law. Can we do some more reddles?

Yes. Speaking of people being from the UK, this next riddle is from Laurie from the UK. Laurie wanted to say another email specifically to be like, look, I'm a boy, Laurie. I know you don't have those over there. Like from little women. Like from little women, Aaron, I'm a boy, Laurie. I know you don't have those over there. Like from little women. Like from little women, Aaron. We should say truck. This isn't this isn't me.

I'm off from truck. This is from this is a boot from truck. That would be a really fucking sick name. Can you imagine meeting a guy who's like, Hey, I'm truck. I think there were there were two different people, two different people. When I used to do my Twitch stream that would come in the chat. They were both named truck. Where they chat, they were both named truck. Truck?

They both went by truck. Yes, I love that name. There was also someone whose son was named Van. And I love just like truck Van. These are great names. They are changing your name to some sort of masculine name. Can may I suggest truck? I hope I just found someone's new name for them.

Congratulations, your name is truck. Hugh Laurie is basically large truck. Oh. Oh. Oh. That's a huge, huge Laurie. That's a large truck. I do like that.

I just make a noise. Okay, we're ready. Well, it sounds like we're- When you used to go to the theaters in the 90s, they'd show like the sound system, and they'd be like, you sounds like we're yet. When you used to go to the theaters in the 90s, they'd show like the sound system, and they'd be like, you know, like surround sounds. It'd all be digital. Excellency, or don't be digital, and then it'd be like,

whoa. I love that. I wish they still did that shit. They should do retro throwback, movie sound, like trailer things. We're getting pretty far afield. This one's from Laurie. Laurie writes, if you become tired and want to leave, you will become a new leader.

What's happening? And I'll be honest. Didn't quite get this one. I understand it conceptually, but I'm not quite there on, I even went to like the Wikipedia page to be like, how does this work? And I could't read it for me. Yes. If you become tired and want to leave, you will become a new leader. Is it a worm? Like a mutiny?

Oh, oh my God, a mutiny? Yes, I like a mutiny. Aaron, I like worm. You know what, how a worm can be like, see ya to itself, which is my absolute dream, escaping myself. Well, the worm doesn't usually cut itself, right? No, see ya to itself, which is my absolute dream, escaping myself. Well, the worm doesn't usually like cut itself, right? No, I think canned it can't just be like, fucking, too.

Hope. Duh. I think it has to be cut. No. I bet then why have I been wasting my time cutting hundreds of worms every morning or helping. Helping, helping. Helping, helping. Helping.

Helping. Helping. Helping. Helping. Helping. Hel it. I can't help it. They can just say, maybe there is a reason why a worm would need to split itself. Like if it was like, oh, I thought it was a dark thought. I don't like where that was. Well, they're asexual, right?

Yes. So if they want a divorce. Yeah. If they can't agree on something internally, they're just like, fine, then we're now we're two different worms. If two ends are just like, I hate you. I hate you.

I do want to see a seed. I have to see a seed. I'm sorry, Aaron is still going to be a little bit of a... I don't have any answers. I guess we'll never know. We'll never know. I have to see a seed. Adelaide Aaron, you are two halves of a worm

and you just can't agree. And so you're thinking about just becoming different worms. I think I'm feeling like pizza. I'm honey. You want honey for dinner? Honey, yeah. It has all the sugars we need. What pizza? What the fuck is wrong with you? Honey for dinner? Honey on what for dinner? Honey with what? Hey, hey, front half. Yeah, back half. Every time we get pizza, how much is leftover? 99.9% of it, what do we say? Um, okay, I love leftovers. Um, it goes rotten.

Don't be an ass, even though you aren't ass. Wow, there it is. What? And there it is. A dab of honey. One, one, a little drop of honey. We'll sustain this for 10 months. Why do you like to be so sad all the time?

This is why we're broke. This is why we're broke. This is why we're broke. We're broke because you're lazy. Oh, I tried to get up for a job and you wouldn't get out of bed. I got up, I showered, I put on my clothes, I put on my hard hat, I got my stilted boots, I, well, boot and I started to crawl the work and you said,

uh, and stayed in bed. Therefore, I missed work and I was fired. Oh, okay. Well, let me just make this easier for you. HEEE-HEEE-HEEE-HEEE-HEEE-HEEE-HEEE-HEEE-HEEE-HEEE-HEEE-HEEE-HEEE-HEEE-HEEE-HEEE-HEEE-HEEE-HEEE-HEEE-HEEE-HEEE-HEEE-HEEE-HEEE-HEEE-HEEE-HEEE-HEEE-HEEE-HEEE-HEEE-HEEE-HEEE-HEEE-HEEE-HEEE-HEEE-HEEE-HEEE-HEEE-HEEE-HEEE-HEEE-HEEE-HEEE-HEEE-HEEE-HEEE-HEEE-HEEE-HEEE-HEEE-HEEE-HEEE-HEEE-HEEE-HEEE-HEEE-HEEE-HEEE-HEEE-HEEE-HEEE-HEEE-HEEE-HEEE-HEEE-HEEE-HEEE-HEEE-HEEE-HEEE-HEEE-HEEE-HEEE-HEEE-HEEE-HEEE-HEEE-HEEE-HEEE-HEEE-HEEE-HEEE-HEEE-HEEE-HEEE-HEEE-HEEE-HEEE-HEEE-HEEE-HEEE-HEEE I don't know, I never finish googling it. I guess we'll stop the crowd. Ah! Ah! Whoa! Hey Phineas, do you think a worm with weird emotional issues is easy to eat or should I stay away from that? Yeah, Doug, I wouldn't bigot through this every week, I believe I'm being. Yeah, maybe it's a survival strategy for them.

But if it is, pretty good. That's a plus. See, maybe that pizza goes the big bird. Aaron, when you said honey for dinner, I was taking a big drink of water and I almost joked up. Not a good dinner, add something else. Yeah, I gotta say, I don't like to police what people eat, but honey is not a good dinner for a worm.

What worms, worms aren't living up? No, no, no. When you're scrounging around your house like a raccoon and you're putting together a bunch of stuff, just honey does not a dinner make. You're gonna wanna throw a bunch more stuff on that plate. Disagree. So what, it's the only food I can trust

because it never expires. And famously, I throw out stuff the day it expires. I kinda do this like scroungy thing for dinner and it's just kind of like, it's like a little shircudry board. It's honey on a plate. Oh, my furthest you're in. Pissed me off.

If you become tired and want to leave, you will become a new leader. Okay. Is this like a political thing? It is not a political thing. I would say that this is more animal. This would, no, this is more like something that would happen like a festive. It's festive in nature, I would say that this is more animal. No, this is more like something that would happen in like a festive, it's festive in nature, I would say. I was just like it's like something, like a seed dropping from a tree or something. Dancing. Dancing, air in dancing.

I was like the congaline. Adel, it's a congaline. Wow. Who's splitting off from the congaline and make their own congaline? Deba. If you become tired and want to leave, you will become a new leader. I haven't done a Congolene in a long time. I think the last Congolene I was in

was like a wedding like six years ago. Mine was at the bank. That's all your pen number. Yeah, but it's, I would say it's not at every wedding because I've been to many weddings since then. I don't think I've done, I don't think I've done a congaline. Adel, do you have a congaline at your wedding?

No. Did I have one of mine? Did I have one of my... Did I have one of my... Did I have one of my... Did I have one of my... Did I have one of my... Did I have one of my...

Did I have one of my... Did I have one of my... Did I have one of my... Did I have one of my... Did I have one of my... Did I have one of my... Did I have one of my... Did I have one of my... Did I have one of my... Did I have one of my... Did I have one of my... and we've got to have a congel eye. But if you become tired and want to leave, you become the new leader. Is that Alec?

Is that because when someone was like, oh, I'm done, I break off. Someone else just gets in behind them and starts the line again. Is that what that is? You already have, unless you're at the very end of the congel line, you already have a bunch of followers.

So when you break off, much like a worm removing itself from itself. Worm works. Tech. You have XMS. So if 10 people are behind me holding my hips, if I leave the person in front of me, I still carry those. People holding your hands. Okay.

Got it. Got it. Wait, that's hands on a hard body. That's if I'm in a mall and they want to win me. I really want this to be the hard body. Which will wedding. What a bronca. Okay.

I like to see a scene. Karen'm not going to be a person. I'm not going to be a person. I'm not going to be a person. I'm not going to be a person. I'm not going to be a person. I'm not going to be a person. I'm not going to be a person. I'm not going to be a person.

I'm not going to be a person. I'm not going to be a person. I'm not going to be a? Yeah I'm getting cramps. Damn it. I don't know if we officially met the name's truck. I had to try. I had to try. Not gonna fall for it buddy.

This hand is staying firmly planted on the car. And you're technically eligible to win this car, right? Oh yeah. You had to get a stamp on your palm to see if you're eligible. You still have your stamp, right? No. Had to try. Nice, good to try.

Nice try. Hey, why would not try? We both had to try. Tell you what, to celebrate, let's both jerk off. I had to try. I had to try. I had to try. Because I had to try.

I had to try. Oh, man. Oh, boy. 14 hours. Oh Oh boy. Is it is it worth it? I could sure I could sure go for a handburger right now. You know what I'm saying? What's it? Oh Had to try I can get you to take a bite out of your own head. I get it well had to try It's it we're both having fun and you know this is a blessing that we're the final two. Well, we give a nice, we give a nice prayer to God.

Oh, yeah, I can, uh, what? I took my hands off. Oh, I don't joke around about, okay, this sucks. Okay, no, no, sorry. Hey, why are you guys touching my car right now? Run, we had to try. We had to try. we had to drive. We had to drive.

I wanted to see if you'd say that line and it worked. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I pressed the improv button and it worked. When I was teaching improv, sometimes there would be something happening in the scene and the guy would be like, not my business, and someone would tap in and they'd be like, hey, you know, like we were working here at the fish tank store and like,

there's no fish left in the fish tank. And then that person would be like, oh man, like no fish left in the fish tank. What do we do? And I would be like, stop. She wanted you to say not my business, like the catchphrase. She said you have to say the thing that you said.

I was like, you gotta do, you gotta do the thing you you said. I was like, you got to do, you got to do the thing. You promised everyone you would do. Every once in a while, you cannot do that thing. You have to say at least twice, if they're doing a tag run, you got to hit the button every time. And then the last time, you get to say something that's really funny. The last time it's like, hey, we're at this funeral and someone, you know, with the

body is missing. And then instead of saying, like, you know, not my problem, you say like, oh my god. Yeah, I had to take the body. All right, thank you so much, Laurie in the UK for that one. It was Congalign and now we're hopping across the pond and we're gonna do one from Sean from Oakland. Sean from Oakland says. Okay, this one's... Well, this one's from... I think across the pond, the Oakland? That's... Well, no, they hopped across the pond.

They hopped across the land. It was a pond. They hopped the land up. Three thousand miles. When I wake up... Okay, this one's a little longer, but you... I can always re-read it. Kevin, Susie, and Kev.

Can you tell this one's from 2018? Kevin, Susie, and Kev are in a line in that order looking at each other. They can only see the person directly in front of them. Kev is in the front of the line and can't see anyone. So we have Kevin in the front of the line looking forward, can't see anyone. Susie behind them, looking forward, can see see anyone. So we have Kevin the front-of-line looking forward can't see anyone Suzy behind them looking forward can see Kevin can see Suzy. Kevin is married and Kevin's not. Is a married person looking at an unmarried person? Yes, no or not enough information. Who's married? Kevin is married and Kevin is not. So is a married person looking at an unmarried person? Yes, no,

or not enough information. Um, I mean, is this one of those things where it's like, of course, it is. There's eight billion people on this planet. Surely somebody at this moment, is it that kind of thing of like we brush away the whole setup? Wow. You do a rental podcast, don't you? But in this instance, okay, that's going to lead you astray because you information here, that's what we don't hear. That's what we got to figure out. But Kevin can't see Kevin at all. No, you know, Kevin's in front of him.

What if Kevin is really short? Is Kevin really short? Aaron, unfortunately. No, not unfortunately. It's great that he's really short. It's safe. Good save. We welcome all listeners from one foot tall to 10 feet tall.

Did you say Kevin is very too suzy? Do we have a little amusement park thing with like Adel and JPC and it's like you have to be either one foot tall or dead two-foot doll to join this podcast. I'm sorry, Aaron, what did you say? Did you like sneakily say that like Kevin was married to Susie or something? Interesting. No, I didn't do anything sneaky. There's whole podcast I run above board.

I run a tight ship. Oshah can come in here and do a safety test at any time and everything's fine here. Can you read the... You and I post everything's fine here. It's not true. You and I both know that is not true. It's not a watertight podcast. We can be out the poison, we're fine. Kevin, Susan, and Kevin are in a line in that order looking at each other.

They can only see the person directly in front of them. Kevin's in the front of the line and can't see anyone. Kevin is married. Kevin is not. Is a married person looking at an unmarried person? Yes, no, we're not enough information. Not enough information. For you. Yeah, not enough. I need a lot of information. I need to know what Suzy's marital status that I'll be able to tell you the answer to this. Not enough info. Here's what it sounds like. And here, this might be the answer. So Kev is in the

front and he's unmarried. Yes. And Kev is in the back and he's married. Here's what it sounds like and here this might be the answer. So Kevin's in the front and he's unmarried. Yes, and Kevin's in the back and he's married. Here's the thing. They're standing in a line, but we just had a question where the answer was a conga line. Famously conga lines don't have to be straight. They can be curved. So this is a curved line. Then absolutely Kevin can see. But he can't. You're on there. Okay. No for this. Okay, but it's not enough information. Okay, here's, you ready for your answer? Yeah. If Susie is unmarried, Kevin is looking at Susie, so a married person is looking at an unmarried person,

which would make it correct. If Susie is married, this is looking at Kev, which satisfies the condition that a married person is looking at an unmarried person, which would make it correct. If Suzy is married, this is looking at Kev, which satisfies the condition that a married person is looking at an unmarried person. So the answer is yes. A married person is looking at an unmarried person. Of course.

You know what? Fuck this one from fucking Oakland. This one took the ductive reasoning, and that's not something we even engage with a little bit on this one. No, that's a good result. Should we have wild wounds? I got a headache.

Oh, it's a good riddle. The be a wild one. I got a headache. It's a good riddle. It's the problem is all me. The problem is all me. That was completely me. That's the first time ever that it was not the riddles fault at all. That was all I do want to see a scene. JBC you've just gotten into an elevator. And of course like a normal person should you turn around and face the door and as you do airing gets behind you she was already in the elevator she gets exactly behind you to sort of form a short little two-person line. Oh god, I'm sorry. I totally didn't see you in here. Am I in your way? Are you getting out at the next floor? What is that? Is that

is that our money? Our money? Our money? What is that? Is that our money? Yeah this is our this is our money jacket. I don't know how you could smell it. What's the scent? Ooh, see the salad for lunch? I don't know how you could smell it. I smell the back of my head. Oh, Caesar salad for lunch? I don't know how you could- Caesar salad? I smell the back of my head. Uh. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. Can you please just look like a big step back? Go through a breakup. Go when through a breakup. I don't think so. I'm a- Oh, spoilers. Well, she said she needed space,

but that doesn't mean a breakup necessarily, right? Or- I'm going to pass out if I keep pretty like this apologies everyone this is Otis elevators operator we're experiencing some difficulties so your elevator has been shut down we will get back to you as soon as possible yes yes yes yes yes hmm just use the drag cream in the building huh we? He's told by the taste. La la la la. He's told by the taste.

What, stop looking at this. This is Armani. You're right in front of me. I, look, I just got a text message from Kelly and she said that she wants to have a talk tonight. Mm-hmm. I think she is breaking up with me. Is that, yeah.

What are you, a psychic? I can hear keys jangling around in your pocket. Speaking up with me, is that? Yeah. What are you, are you a psychic? I can hear keys jangling around in your pocket. You just want a coffee? I'm fidgety. Yeah, I just had a coffee. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wait, wait, wait, please, please, this is an opportunity.

Please help me. What can I do? What do I need to do? Hey man, I'm just a weirdo in an elevator. So am I? Ow! You think the penny at me! I'll do it again! Please no! Otis! Otis! Let me out of here!

There's only one elevator company is Otis, right? I think so. And into that brother, we were in an elevator in like a medical setting, not too long ago, me and Maria were, and I always, when I get into an elevator, I always read the little piece of paper that's like, hey, this elevator is last-inspected at this date, it needs to be inspected at this date. I just, a matter of habit, I don't know why I do it, but I always do it. We got in an elevator. There were other people in the elevator, and I looked at it and the due date for the next inspection wasn't like four days. And I go four days to the next

inspection, cutting it close. And where I was like, what are you doing? Other people are in there. GPC, I really want you to give me a real estimate. How many times a year does Mariah without opening her teeth say, what are you doing to you in public? It's going to be, it's less and less as the years go by. At this point, she knows exactly what I'm doing. She knows exactly who she's married to.

Okay, so year one, it was maybe 40 to 50 times. I will never forget a time where, where I and I were walking home, we were holding hands, we had probably been, we probably been dating for a year or somewhere thereabouts. Maybe it was maybe even less than a year. And we were like walking home back to my apartment,

and it was like night time, and we were holding hands and we were talking. And at one point, as we were talking, Mariah like squeezed my hand because she's had a sense as she goes, please don't be loud because she had a sense from like the kinetic energy of us touching that whatever we were talking about, I was about to be very loud about it. She didn't want me to be loud at that moment. That's so funny. Fred, do you like a buck?

If you were holding my hand right now, you would tell, you'd be able to tell from my body with the volume, it's about to spline. Your muscles clenched before you scream. I'm like harnessing it in. Spaghetti does that as well before she barks. She sucks in the air like a fucking rocket. She barks it out. Okay, I want to get to these because these are very fun.

These are from Nikita and these are all from Jeopardy. Okay, so Nikita was watching Jeopardy. This is like a Jeopardy category. You don't have to answer in the form of a question or whatever, but these are all from Jeopardy. There's a few of these, but we're gonna burn through them really quick. I think you guys are gonna do really well at these.

The category is make a famous phrase. Okay, make a famous phrase. So here's your first clue. OMG, the latest Mars Rover landed on that feline. Oh my Mars, the latest. OMG, the latest Mars Rover landed on that feline. And you have to tell me what. Fits that. Cats out of the bag. Cats. Cat. Something. Lunar. Lunar cat. No. Cat. You're right with cat. Okay. What about this? Oh, oh my God.

The latest Mars Rover landed on that feline and it's dead. No. Uh Mars. We're meeting a dead cat. That's not a cat. NASA cat. No. Cat. NASA. Do you know the names of any Mars rovers?

Oh, Mars rover is like a dog? No, no, no, no. They name the rovers that they send into space. Oh, I don't know any of the Mars rover. One that would sing Happy Birthday to itself. Okay, yes. But, but so what is this cat? This is, this, this rover has laid landed on a cat and the cat is dead.

So the rover... Curiosity killed the cat. Aaron, it is Curiosity killed the cat. Okay, here's your next one. A fighter pilot with at least five kills who's carrying heavy deaths. Ace in the hole. Ace in the hole, you got it, that'll, okay, now you get it. Okay, we have two more. ace in the hole. You got to that. Okay. Now you get it.

Okay. We have two more. No, three more. Surrender, Casper or slimer. Um, give up the ghost. Okay. Okay. He doesn't know Mars Rovers, but he knows his ghosts.

Who knows Mars Rovers? Was that the $100 question? That's insane. I don't know. These could be out of order. Okay. Here's the next one. Mick Jagger fails.

I think it's fails, but it says falls. Let me read. Rolling stone gathers no moss. Okay. I think I pick up like in or something. Yes, it's Mick Jagger falls in his attempts to pick up supermodel moss. Oh.

I think that you would have gotten that one anyway, I really sort of gather no moss because moss and moss are both hidden. Jeopardy writers, I don't know. You could have done it a little better with that one. All right, here's your last one, your final one. So far, Aaron has four points. I don't, I don't know. You can keep track of shit.

I don't know how the points were awarded. I've been awarded points of a scale that's unimaginable. The first one was four points, the next three were zero. Uh, I don't see how many points out of that. He has like seven. Relax. Okay, here's the last one. Result when a poker player at each table has raised an opponent one foul.

Um, I like this one. Poker table at each table poker player, each table at each seat at the table. I should I think but yes result with a poker player at each table has raised an opponent one foul. Oh, no, no, it is at each table. It's, there's multiple games of poker going on at this time. Okay. They raised, they raised the pot one chicken. What was it? Hey, at all. That's so close. Follow that to a famous phrase. Chicken without a pot is two ticks in a pot. So no, no, no, no. Is this a well-known phrase? This is a well-known, I think it was actually a political slogan. Yeah, I've had two pots without a chicken. Two chickens without a pot. Two chicken, no.

No, two, it's a guy, it's like the Great Depression one. Two pots without a chicken. No. Or two pots without a bird or a geese in a two pot without a bird. Don't call the kettle chicken. No, no, no. Two pots for every, is it two pots? It's a one pot.

One pot for every chicken, two pots for every home. Ah! That was so tight all. I was so worried. It's almost the end of the episode. I didn't know what the title was gonna be. One chicken for every pot. Yes. One chicken for every pot. Yes.

One chicken for every pot. No, there's theirs. There's one chicken for every pot. Kinda. Two pots for every home. That's too pot. I love how you are adding the, it's just a chicken at every pot.

That's not what you all kinds of can do for you, but two chickens in every home and one pot in every house. Chicken in every pot. Every pot, a chicken in every pot, afforded every driveway. Aaron, you got it, okay. You basically fucking got it. I know it's, well, it's not the whole thing.

It's not the whole thing. It's not the whole thing. It's her brother Hoover and he said a chicken and every pot and two cars and at every home. It was every home has two cars. Okay. That's the whole thing. A chicken and every pot and two cars and every home. So Aaron my question to you is do you think you can drive a pot? You can drive after smoking pot. You want to get in trouble. Whoa! You want to get in trouble. Wow, she's saved it. All right, Aaron, you win that game because of how much it made me laugh.

That was what we were playing for. Hey, and speaking of playing, Casey, why don't we play time for some voicemail. Those riddles move on to that voicemail. You could have said you'd better minutes ago, but you didn't, and now you must get through more show Call into hey riddle riddle Try not to say something gross We get enough of that from JPC and oh probably just skip your call if you and croach on his brand so

All the add-ons are dressed up like badger I think that one I think that that one got went on much longer and I pulled that so long ago I forget who it's from so thank you Wow really you have such a good voice sound like Mandy Patinkin. That was amazing Was that like from a musical? Oh, what a beautiful morning. Oh, what a beautiful day. I'm glad I can search for a beautiful woman

to give her a bunch of the Homer. Well, thank you to whoever sent that in. If you were to... Colin sent it in. Colin is what I have at least. Is that what I wrote? Yeah, it says theme. Colin, this one is long.

That's the title you gave it. Huh, okay. Okay, well that one's definitely from Colin. Oh no, I see it with the email now. Yep, that one's from Colin. Colin, great on you. Very long. I try to keep him to about 30 seconds everybody.

If you want to send him in, but send him in to HRRpodcast at gmail.com. Casey, hit us up with a voice mail. seconds, everybody, if you want to send him in, but send him in to HRRpodcast at gmail.com. Casey, hit us with a voice mail. Hi, hey, Rital Rital. My name is Katie. Long time listener, first time pisser. I'm calling because I know that my boyfriend is going to propose to me in the next couple

of months, but I want to ask surprise when he does. Do you have any advice on how to ask the prize when an upcoming question that you already know is coming? It happens. Thank you so much. Whoa. That's amazing. Congratulations. Hopefully it's not an hourglass and you read into it. That's exactly how you do it. We actually, this is our third time hearing that voicemail. Did it sound authentic? Our reaction? That's how you do it. That's how it's done. How do you play the game? I would say practice. Practice how much is too much of a gasp.

Also, you could be waiting, like, be sitting somewhere with a, like, a triple A battery in your hand. And then when he proposes a gasp and put your hands up to your mouth and slip the tip of the battery to your tongue, and that will give you a little, that's an actor's helper right there. Yeah, that is a bad idea. I would say, as you're spending time with your boyfriend in the coming weeks and months,

always have a bottle of water at hand, and whenever it looks like he's going to say anything to you, just casually take a swig of a bottle of water at hand. And whenever it looks like he's going to say anything to you, just casually take a swig of that bottle of water because you can't fake a spit take. So when the actual question gets popped, you're gonna pop that water in out of your mouth and have expray and he's gonna be like, whoa, she was fucking really surprised.

Yeah, but here's also the thing, even if you know what day you're getting proposed to, when it's actually happening, I bet you have such an authentic, real emotional reaction that you don't even have to think about it. Adel, did you take it? Do you have a video of your proposal? No. Okay.

I got a video. Oh, you have one of yours? I have a video. Oh, you have one of yours. I have a video of mine and with and Mariah in the video looks like she doesn't know she can't comprehend what is happening Because she's in Florida and she thinks I'm back in Chicago But I'm On the beach and then you walked out that's right. Yeah, I did a destination proposal and she at first She just like her brain. She said just stopped working because she just lost context for what I was doing here and her first she just like her brain she said just stopped working because she just lost context for what I was doing here and her first thought was oh that's right JPC was gonna go to Florida.

That's so funny she just made it make sense in her head she made it make sense. This is fine this is good this is fine. This is great congratulations it. Yeah, big congratulations to you. Hey, do you have anything Aaron that you Would like to congratulate? I would like to plug our patreon patreon.com slash a riddle Having a lot of fun over there. It's a real party over there come join us for a week for free and we'll hang out with you We will Actually hang out with you. We will. Adam? That actually hang out with you.

Anything plugged? Yes, I want to plug all of our other projects that includes, but it's not limited to Bill Buds, Dungeons and Datties, the word association, a loaf in the Magic Tavern. Tell me about it. And our various guest spots, Aaron was recently on comedy BingBing and crushed it. That's so nice. Addle is a very supportive friend. He doesn't solve my bullshit. Congratulations again on being Beth May. We are so proud of him. Yeah, thank you so much. That's my highest career aspiration. It's just be Beth May. Listen to your name. Um, uh, as Chris Angel, mine freak on the, I want to say it was a November. How many of you made me?

We have a review here to read. Um, if you want to get a five-star review on the show, hey, go leave one somewhere. I might find it. Hey, today I found Kyle Gourls. Kyle says, Kyle's beware. This has been an amazing podcast since the beginning. If you're a Kyle, you should not listen while falling asleep. The hosts often use your name in scenes.

I want some message to Aaron about it and she said it's just a common improv name. Then this past week, JPC played a screaming sound and Adolf said, Kyle, Kyle, we're coming for you. Still good though. Kyle. Sorry, Kyle. No, this is for Kyle Goyers, right?

This is not... Yeah, this is only for Kyle's. If you're not a Kyle, what are you doing listening to the podcast? Yeah, get out of here. Go. It sounds like I was a little rude to you, Kyle. I'm sorry.

I'm really sorry. I must have been having a bad day. I'm very curious with that. I'm very curious with that message. It looks like of like, hey, just reaching out. I've heard you say my name a bunch in scenes. Is this about me? I was like, shut shut up Kyle. It's an improv thing. Are people? Oh my god. No, it's not about you. And I just want to say to all of you out there,

it Hey, we're over to land 72 13 flamingo barbecue sauce. Execute the president. You know what it is. I've been activated. I do want to urge people. If you're doing if you're doing improv, start using Adel as a character name more often, call people Adel and make normalize Adel. And normalize using the name Jupiter as a first name in your improv scene. Bye. Forever. Sorry, Eric G. And John Patrick Collins. Casey Tony to the editing.

And Arnie Parris to the music. Vocal created by Emily Cardamus and Emily Nemours. My stupid or hate-rich-or-break-all-my. Can I press stop, Casey, please? Please, Casey, let us press stop, please. Can I get the fuck out of here, Casey? Hey there, Bakes and Beans. If you like that, you're gonna love this week's Patreon. We're going back to America's favorite game, Small, Medium, or Large.

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