Hey Riddle Riddle - #29: Dungeons & Dragons & Riddles with Becca Barish!

Episode Date: February 6, 2019

In this mailbag episode, we dive into some listener submitted D&D Riddies and Puzzies! We blast back in time so we can visit a medieval court, check in with Lewis and Clark, and play some Legends of the Hidden Temple. We also discover how bad our Little Mermaid impressions are. Plus, we are joined by our amazing friend Becca Barish! Heck yes!!!Starring:Adal RifaiJohn Patrick CoanErin KeifEditing by: KJ SnyderTheme by: Arne ParrottLogo by: Emily Kardamis & Emmaline MorrisWant more? Get Weekly Bonus Eps on Patreon!Want merch? Visit our TeePublic Store!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is a head gum podcast. If there was a riddle, you'll all solve it. Check out the beat because it's a riddle riddle! Oh boy. He sucked us that all day. Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, you did not I really just thought what was the hand routine then you had a Whole hand routine worked out. I made both my hands foreign little finger people and they dance they were Dancing D This is out over five. This is JPC and I'm Aaron. And we have a special guest in the studio today. Who is it? Well, Erin, I'll tell you, don't...

What's under the cloak? What's under the cloak? Erin's... What is this? A scarf or a shawl? It is a scarf. It is very big. It is my blanket that I wear as a scarf. Yeah. I love these scarves nowadays that are also blankets. Yeah, I need it.

I also like that you're wearing scarves instead of, typically every winter, air and just wrap saran wrap around her head. Yeah. Yeah. We do have a special guest in the studio. We've, we've, we've rudely been talking and not introducing it.

Please buy a scar. Becca, do not talk until you're, just, that cannot. People are going to be way too confused. People are going to be so upset with what you do. Hello, and welcome to Hey Riddle Riddle. My name is Becca Barish, and I'm so glad to be here. Becca you you do world news at IO with Adel Aaron and I. Are there any other things about you

that you would like us to say? Oh my god. Are you defined by world news tonight? spaghetti is tossing a bone around the studio. But, Gettie, was it quite content with just, she we got it silently? She also had to throw the air. Good girl. Yeah, what's your deal? What is my deal? Yeah, what's your deal? Yeah, what's your fucking deal?

It's a pit riddle. You sat down here, backwards. You sat on your chair backwards, like you own the place, turn your cap around. You've been arm wrestling us for hours. Yeah, I'm just excited to be here. Well, we are excited to have you. We have a very special episode. You realize that was a chance for promotion, right?

Did you have something you want to promote more so like come toward the end once I've won people over Yeah, yeah That's a good idea. Yeah, let's see how this guy's gonna Yeah, depending on how it goes on the side direct people to other products Yeah, what it is that you're gonna promote that's a smart move. Yeah, so it's like I is that you're gonna promote. That's a smart move, yeah. So it's like. Tell them about the Jewish episode.

I told Becca that we had a very special episode prepared, and she asked him if it was a Jewish-specific episode. This is a mailbag episode, so it's listener-submitted riddles. We haven't had a lot of Jewish riddles submitted to the show, so that is on our listeners. If you do want to. We should clarify, Becca is not Jewish.

Becca is not Jewish at all. But she knows all the slang words. Becca, are there any Jewish riddles? There's a lot of like... Needs Jewish jokes that are kind of riddally. But if you actually think about Judaism, let's get into this. It is a riddle.

I mean, the whole point of Judaism is to ask questions and kind of explore that to figure out different aspects of what Judy is and means to you. So, would you said mean Jewish jokes? Yeah, like, for example, if you mean to Jewish people or mean. No, it might be like, where do you hide your money from your Jewish mother underneath the vacuum? Like stuff like that. Oh, okay. One more. Right. Yeah, one mother. Right.

Yeah, I love that Jewish. But it's your bitch mother. Oh, brother. Okay, cool. I'm sorry. I'm gonna cut you off. What you want? Oh, I was just gonna say, I don't know if this is true, but somebody, a Jewish friend of mine

told me recently, there's no, I have no choice. Told me that there's no vowels in the Torah. That can't be right. So vowels are probably different than how you view vowels because if you're looking at... How would Vanna White have a part in the Torah? Jewish vowels are more like what you would see the visual of almost looking like braille.

It's like dots and lines and stuff like that. So the dots and the lines tell you what sort of sounds to make with the letters. So almost like when you, have you ever seen those things where it just shows the consonants with no vowels, but you can still figure out the word? Yeah. I think it's kind of like that. I've never seen that thing.

That's real. Everyone said yes immediately, like a Thai, a normal thing, and I've never, I've never even heard of that. There's a part of only connect where that's what you have to do. They take out all the vowels of a phrase and you have to. So do you have to- For full context, only connect is a dating app that you can't. No. I haven't gotten mad yet, but I'm never giving up.

It's the thing where you can't, there's no writer left to swipe, you can only connect. You have to marry the first person who pops up. The minute somebody pops up, you're dating. It's nice to meet you. We're in love, I guess. It's for the most desperate people. Yep, are we allowed to go into a scene immediately?

Is there a story? If you have to ask, then you can't afford to buy. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, you can if you want to. Yeah, OK. I wasn't even thinking of doing this, but I think jumping right into Aaron going on her first date. Is it called Only Connect?

Yeah, well, it's a fake dating app. It looks like it. It's here going on a date. And JPC, can you play the computer that is the person that she was matched with? Yes. Great, thank you. Hello, it is well, one different, see you.

No, you're nervous, too. Oh, I am very nervous, plus someone spilled some water on me. It's the waiter here. I've done a lot of internet dating. Have you? No, this is a first for me. Really? I Why would I lie? I don't know. I've been on every app. I've gotten a lot of dirt Did someone say every app? I'm your waiter. Jesus build cheese. Did you ever be? Did you want every app? I'm sorry about the water. I'm sorry about the cheese sticks sir

This is my 10th day on the job, and I'm still a little bit nervous. I'm sorry about the cheese stick, sir. This is my 10th day on the job and I'm still a little bit nervous. Did you want all the hours? That's several weeks though, like 10 days on the job. 10 days is several weeks? Yeah, me too. You're dumb as shit, sir. Can I get you anything else? No, but I am loving the energy that you're putting off. Oh, no. Is he being sarcastic? I can't tell what What did you say your name was? My name is Tortor back to the app. All right. I'm all good done with you Name no, this is not a special episode for any of the stupid things that you said This is a special episode because we have had listeners over the course of the time. We've been doing this podcast We've been listeners over the course of the time between this podcast. this podcast. We've been listeners over the course of the time we're doing this podcast. Well, yes, listen, it's one guy, but he's great. But they have sent us some D&D-esque riddles,

some Dungeons and Dragons themed riddles. Now, some of these are- Why? Did you use D&D if you're just gonna later say what D&D stands for? Cause Aaron's here. Now, some- Oh!

Oh, my feelings! Ow! For Lissor's at home, JPC just stepped on the feelings. Aaron has the feelings of a muppet. Ow! But some of these are riddles that I think are more in the realm of D&D and some of these are just like riddles that their D&D groups have come up with

in the course of their Dungeon Dragons games. But Becca, I know that you have played Dungeons & Dragons. Yes. Adel and I play in a game of Dungeons & Dragons together. We've never played before this recording. We've been playing for like three years in that group. I just brought you missed a discussion today. I brought all my swag from Wizards of the Coast.

Oh yeah. And this episode is actually sponsored by... Well, it's sponsored by their biggest competitor, Midwest Wizards. Every single person in my Dungeons & Dragons campaign moved. Oh. Could they all move Delay? They were all planning on moving to LA and then one got hired by SNL, so he's like,

I'll just move to New York since. Yeah, I'll play without you. They are starting this one, actually, SNL, so he's like, I'll just move to New York since. Oh. Do they all play without you? They are starting this one actually in LA apparently, where it's you're all teenagers and your power's based on your self-esteem, and that's based on what other people think about you. And I was like, should I move to LA? I'm like, what is that in the loop?

Or not in the loop that's a movie. What's the, there's one. Oh, loop is from the loop. Tell us what it's like to see. Tell us what it's like. Could be. And Aaron, what's the oh loop is from the loop could be and what's your dnd experience um I've never played it but a lot of people I love play it my boyfriend plays it here's what I think if you play dnd I feel like your character would be an angel that's right on a whale with legs uh-oh

getting weirder no this is one of the most powerful classes. Uh-oh. Her name would be Karen Eaf. Okay. That's very similar to my name. You wouldn't have any weapons, but you'd say all your thoughts all the time. Yeah. You'd have a disarming smile. Oh, that's nice. What's your character, Wendley? The good characters that you get to choose your character. You don't have to have to have people tell you.

I think Adel just verbatim told you hit the character he plays for the game. You know what? My character's name was Fleet Woodmac. That's really good. Yeah, so that's a joke about what? Abba. Great. In Sean's bathroom he's this huge painting that someone in his D&D group.

Have you seen it? Yeah. Made of all of their characters together and it's pretty epic. It's the only art that he has of his bathroom. And our D&D group, we got, what's it called, like 3D Print, 3D Printed? We have 3D Printed figurines of all of our characters. Cool.

Because our DM is rich. And what? Well, TJ got his in like brass, right? His is brass, the rest of ours are just like plastic, carbonite, frozen carbonite Well, you just you just won up the painting thing Well, what's the coolest thing you could possibly do with your characters? Make them actually come to make them kids all the time our D&D group is just a bunch of guys in the 30s Make it their characters kids

JPC plays a wizard named Vodon and most of the time that we're fighting JPC plays a wizard named Vodon. And most of the time that we're fighting enemies, he turns them into dogs. Yes. Fuck some. And it varies. I do.

Polymorph lasts for an hour, so my go-to move is to turn someone into a small... Polymorph someone into a small dog, and then start digging a hole. Throw the dog of the hole. Barry the hole. I'm sorry, put the dog to sleep. Throw the sleeping dog of the hole. Fill up the hole. So every battle, every battle you do to your JPC say, ah, I put them into dog of the whole, put a fill up the hole. So every battle, every battle you just do,

your DPC say, ah, I'm trying to make a dog of a very, let's get into some riddle. Yeah, I'm gonna see you in the next episode. Okay, cool, so these are some listener submitted D&D riddles. This first one is from, I just wanna make sure I can say their last name. This first one is from Johnny Collins,

from Madison, Wisconsin. That's a tough one. Yeah, Johnny Collins. Hey folks, like the podcast so far, well, fuck you. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Goodbye, Johnny Collins. Yeah.

I don't think I've been any fan. It's kind of like Tom Collins, but I came up with my, he came up with this riddle for his dungeon Dragon's Group. It's totally derived from common knowledge of the real world science and mythology. So it may help you don't need to be a D&D expert to answer this riddle for his dungeon Dragon's group. It's totally derived from common knowledge that the real world science and mythology, so it may help you don't need to be a D&D expert to answer this riddle.

Okay, ready? Flowing through the mountains heart. Half. What's that? River, it's a river. Shit, it's a river. Flowing through the mountains heart, half of Aegis' rhymeless word,

a shiny consolation prize, a bane to creatures sometimes fird. Breed your shirt. Oh boy. The buzzer big bane. Can you read it again? Flowing through the mountain's heart, half of ages and ages is capitalized, rhymeless word, a shiny consolation prize, a bane to creatures sometimes fird.

So what's in the periodic table, it's AG? consolation prize, a bane to creatures sometimes fared. So what's in in the periodic table, it's a G. That's cool. No, gold is like, no, G. God, why would I know this? Is it salt? Do you think you're onto something here with well, half of ages, it would be something from the periodic table. Oh, okay, a G. Yeah. My first two guesses would be salt or diamonds, but I think

it's salt. I don't know the answer to this riddle, but there are hints to this riddle. Okay, so there's no answer. I didn't look at the answer. So some people get really clever when they send us these answers and they write them and then they change the font to white. So you have to like scroll over them in the email just to see them. Clever, whatever. Clever girl. That doesn't rhyme with anything.

Perpul. Silver. Purple. Purple. Erpul. Stupid. Purple, Erpul. Purple, got me cheese.

Purple, Erpul, stupid. The one thing I wanted to investigate here with this riddle is a bane toures sometimes fird. What is a creature that is sometimes fird? Oh, those cats. Humans. Oh, there's those swings. Oh, they're called swings cats. So this is a, maybe a Bane to Cats, which is dogs? What's a Bane to Cats? What's a Bane to Cats? What's a Bane to Cats? Laser Pointer? Don, you can't get in the plants.

Yeah. You live in the litter box. I was born in it. Are you guys ready for some hints? Yeah. Okay. The answer is not multi-part. I.e. all the lines are referring to the same person place thing or idea.

Okay. Okay. Why is ages capitalized? Mm-hmm. That's a hint. And ages does have a capital A. So why is ages capitalized? Why is he asking us? He says the first part.

Yeah, you're just the ages line again? Yes, I absolutely can. Half of ages, rhymeless word. So half of the word ages? Maybe. Ag. Ag. It's a rhymeless word. It's hug, the word ages? Maybe. Ag. Ag. It's a rhymed word.

It's Nickelodeon. And the agrocrack, it's. I am actually, I have put my name in on eBay so that if someone posts that, I get an alert. Ag. A piece of the crack? Yeah. Every kid wants a piece of the crack.

Yeah. What's that? What's the agrocrack? The agrocrack is from the show Guts. Do you have it? Guts? Do you ever watch that? No, and they would have great games from kids from different Countries and it was almost like an Olympic sort of thing and then at the end they had to climb this thing called the aggro Crag yeah, it's almost like the Olympics if the Olympics had a

$400 budget and fit it was having a Michael Malley who later was in the show Glee and Mo, his support. Yeah, there's a lot of cool. It's actually pretty good. Woman named Mo, who I feel like most people I would watch that show with had a crush on. They would be like, Aaron, it's time to spill your guts. And then like, my name's Aaron, I'm from Israel, I like to skateboard. I sound cool. There you go.

Wow, is there a different version of Aaron game from Israel that likes to skateboard? All right, I want to see a seed. I want to see a seed. You, Becca and Adel, you are all a team on guts. No, I guess so. Wait, there was, there was to be portioned teams, right? No. Was it not?

You're thinking of legends of the hidden. I am thinking of legends in the temple. I have a recent episode of Legend of the Hidden Temple where this, they were like, what do you like to do? And the kid was like, well, I hooked my computer up to my phone line and I played gamesint Temple where they were like, what do you like to do? And the kid was like, well, I hooked my computer up to my phone line and I played games over it. They're like, that's great.

You can do or anyone knew what internet. Okay. That boy was a little gore. You're all from three different countries. You're all from three different countries. You're competing on guts. We're going to throw it to you and you guys are going to do your little intro lines, okay?

Do we have our countries or are we just out? You will all be from different countries, but I'm not going to assign you your intro lines, okay? Oh, okay, hold on. Do we have our countries, or are we just... You will all be from different countries, but I'm not going to assign you your countries. So what are we doing? We're interviewing ourselves? Yeah, on guts. Anything else? Okay, Adil, spill your guts. My name is Gordon, I'm from Oslo, Norway.

I like to eat checks, mix, and sometimes I lose my balance. My name's Tiffany, I'm from Canada. I like to use my skip it at the same time as my bop-it and my record is 602, but you don't know which one. My name's JPC, I'm from America. I eat my own shit. I'm stupid. You don't know about it anything.

You're a ghost. Okay. Also, can I just say one other thing about legends that hit the wall? Yeah, sure, please. Because I know there's been a lot of discussions on this podcast about riddles and whether they're fair or not. Yes. Earlier you said you've listened to half of episode. So I don't know if a lot of conversations so. But in the end they would go through the temple and then the temple guards would come out.

Yeah. Basically random points. So it basically was like the show deciding whether or not they wanted the children to win. And I think that's true. And it was a grown man. It was a grown man who was a graphic child. Who was dressed, I would say, culturally and appropriately. I'm still, I haven't been able to focus on anything

since you told me that little boy discovered the internet. I'll send you that. And the point did anything. The last clue here is, the creatures in question and see you told me that little boy discovered the internet. I'll send you that. And the point did anything. All right, the last clue here is, the creatures in question are only furry once every few weeks to be more specific. Once every few weeks. A flower.

Sheepets are. So it's not multi-part. Each line is the same. Ages is capitalized for a reason. And they're furry every three weeks. She would be free. That would make sense make sense flowing through the mountains heart half of Aegis Rhymeless word a shiny consolation prize a bane to creatures sometimes fird So what is she pay sheers

What do she pay I don't know I think we got a give up egg I don't know I think we got a give I love to be the one to give up. I'm proud of that. If you look at the answer, can you give us another clue based on the answer? Uh, oh yeah. So, uh, Adel is right with A.G. being, um, representative of... Can we go around the table and just kind of get a quick... Let's see what you all apologize to me.

I have JPC. I eat my own shit. I eat my own shit. At all. Dan JPC, you're a little Icarus. First of all, flew too close to the sun. So AG is what, what does it correspond to? All right, so underground, flowing and hard are meant to evoke the imagery of a vein.

AG is the chemical symbol for silver, hence half of ages. Ages. Strictly speaking, silver does not have a direct rhyme, only slant rhymes, like Pilfer or Wilbur. We said that earlier, Beckett said, what is the word it doesn't have? So I mean, we were, I, Aaron, I think said silver as well, correct. Silver fox.

I said diamonds and salt. Oh, diamonds and salt. Like, you make silver for the school, those things. What are, what is silver except salt diamonds? Second place is awarded a silver medal, IE a consolation prize, and a Germanic folklore and a T&D. Silver weapons are particularly effective against werewolves, creatures who are only furry during their full moon transformation. I forgot about werewolves. Yes, we all forgot about werewolves. Thank you Johnny Collins. He's thinking of Germanic folklore isn't Witcher 3 your favorite fucking game?

Yeah, but that's not Germanic. It's a game to fuck, dude. That's what I was. Dude, I put on the Witcher 3 what I'm gonna have sex with. I just let the opening credits create a role. Do you buy if I set a mood? Where's it set if not, if not Germany? It's Icelandic Polish.

Yeah, Polish, it's Polish. Yeah. And Polish is not Germany. They actually fought a war about that at all. Yeah, about that. It was about the Witcher 3. There was actually many wars in the Witcher 3. The nation of Novograd was very aggressive. But Gerald to Riveria had something to say about that. Okay. Let's see a scene where I played Gerald to Riveria. Let's do another riddle. Okay, one more riddle. We will do another. This and then we're done. This is the last one. This comes from Derek Wright. Derek Wright writes. Oh boy. I occasionally throw riddles into my D&D games, so I browse through a lot of short, simple riddles, but this was the first one that stumped me.

My players never got the answer, see if you can. Riddle, my tines are long. Tines? What's a tine? My tines are long. Wait, no, I'm sorry. Are you saying an emerald end? My tines.

My tines. My tines, TINES. TINES. TIN no, I'm sorry. Are you saying an M or an N? My times. My times. My times. T-I-N-E-S. T-I-N-E-S. Times. Tine? My times. Yeah, a tines award. Okay.

Oh, like when your mom's like, time for dinner and you're like, Mom, I'm sure of the end of it. My mom's the end of it. The best thing to do. My tines are long. My tines are short. My tines end to ear.

My first report. Book report. My tines end ear, my first report. Book report. My tines end ear. My tines end ear, E-R-E, which is a preposition and conjunction, which means before in relation to time. Derek said that in the email. Derek, I gotta say. It's not air, not ear.

I think it's pronounced air. Air. Air. Air. Could be. My tines are long, my tines are short, my tines and air, my first report. Siri, what are tines? What's the thing that a forecast?

Is it on those tines? Forks of tines. Cages notting, cages notting. They know. Isn't a fork of a tooth? A tooth? A tooth? Four teeth? Three teeth. If you have a tooth on your fork, you put it the fork have a tooth? Ah, a tooth? Four teeth?

Four teeth? If you have a tooth on your fork, you put it the fork at the heart. You didn't take the fork out. Cause it's the fork in your teeth. You got a fork in your teeth. My tines are long. My tines are short. My tines end air.

So they end before my first report. A dingo hopper. Okay. Nice. This is a segment that I usually reserve for air in on the show, but this is a dead stuff. What is a dingo hopper? Isn't that what it's called? In the little room.

When they, he doesn't know what a forecule. He calls it a dingo hopper. The, the seagulls like, I know what this is. That was a bad impression. Everybody shut up, nobody's gonna make it. I know, I know. I know, I know. I want to see a scene.

Yep, yep, yep. Aaron, you're going to be the seagull from Little Mermaid. Yep. Beku, you'll be the little mermaid. GPC, you'll be Eric, Prince Eric, is that his name? That's his name? He does. He does talk Eric. And you might hear your favorite little crab pop into the scene.

Well, we hope we don't. Ariel! Ariel! I'm trying to sort of like... Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, ohman. Get it? Ariel, do you get it? Yes, I get it. Do you? Yes. Oh, Ariel. Ariel!

OK, who is this guy? He looks like a haircut. I had some. Hey, it's me, Mr. Kraut, from SpongeBob. Oh. I got you, got you, got you, got you. I'm seeing. Oh, I feel like if I could hear it for just a second,

I could have done a great impression of the seagull. I wanted just given award to Prince Eric in that scene. That was a blast. He yawned. It's Ariel that can't talk or Prince Eric that can't talk. Ariel for the second half of the movie cannot speak. But she has legs. Yes, she has legs.

That's the price of it. War around on those. What do you call them? Graves. Graves. I would love if Ariel had like every 10 words, she just didn't know what she was talking about. But then it gets worse. It's like in the middle of the sentence and then the beginning of the sentence and then you realize that she's just a woman. I am I am a looom in them fold you I'm trying to say I love you. I don't know.

My times are long. My times are short tines in air, my first report. This is pure diversity. A fork in the right. No, I looked at the answer, so it's not a... This would be something that you couldn't touch. It's not something that you could touch or hold on to. A woman without permission? Thank you.

And yes, and that's me clapping. No, it's me clapping. Don't take credit for something a woman does. Lesson number two. Something you can't hold or touch. It's a thing that you can't hold or touch. Religion. My parents pride. Yeah. And one more from you, Aaron. What? That's me clapping. If you did touch it, it would probably kill you. All of them, some have survived. But yeah, lightning. Yes!

It's fire. Congratulations, Aaron. It's not fire. It's not, no, it's of course it's lightning. I can't put my answer, but still don't know why. So my tines are long, my tines are short. I assume the lightning bolts have long times and short times. And then my times end air, my first report, is like lightning ends before the thunder.

Okay, I'm so proud of you for getting it. I'm jealous. I don't think it counts. It certainly does not count. Can I ask a middle mindset question? Yes. Do you go into a riddle thinking, I hope I get this or I will get this?

I go into every riddle thinking, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. And then I play some Witcher 3 and try to fuck the riddle. I don't know, I, that's a tough question. I don't think I'm gonna, I don't think I'm good at riddles. So I am surprised if ever I get the answer to a riddle. So it sounds like it's, I hope I get it,

or like it would be cool if I did. But I mean, I'm, although some behind the scenes magic through this podcast, I've never once tried to answer one of these riddles correctly. Cool, we're gonna cut that out where I put it in the page around as it's own standalone episode because we do not share behind the scenes on our regular feed, JPC. Oh, you're grabbing cut that out. Put it in the picture on it's own standalone episode because we do not share behind the scenes

on our regular feed, JPC. Oh, you're grabbing me by the throat. Ah! Every time I'm listening to a riddle, I think I don't think this listener exists, but my anxiety makes them exist in my head. I picture a smug dude in his car who's listening to this by accident.

I've seen him. And goes. Aaron, I'm in the rear view mirror. And goes, oh, this lady's not smart. And he just feels smug about a lady's not smart. And you just feel smug about a lady not being smart. If you're that guy, is that my Mitch? Yeah, that guy's my freaking got to be bitch. That girl won't know what the word time means. I did enjoy was

tines up a few episodes ago. There was the polar bear one. Do you remember that? No, it's like a on our show. Yes. No. Yeah. You got it right. Yes. It was the polar bear. It's like what color was the bear? Oh, that's right. Yeah. But you said, and I forgot. So, so here comes the roasting. But you said Antarctica or wherever you said, and then our, our Twitter feed blew up with people being like actually, bears don't live in the entire, whatever it was. It just was very... The subartic. Subartic. The Amtartic. The Amtrak.

You know who cares where fucking bears live? Where the greatest at Riddles? Becca, we also forgot to ask you. We usually ask every guest that comes on the show. How do you feel about Riddles in general? Well, I'm a very competitive person and I've literally talked about it in therapy and one of the things that you're doing... About Riddles specifically or about coming out of the show. No, it's about being a very competitive person because I've ruined a couple of game nights.

And one of the things I realized was like, I go into a game night being like, I will win the game so then when I don't win the game, I don't respond well because the thought was that I would and I think everyone else normally goes in being like, this will be fun and maybe I'll win. And I think a total shift in mindset changes it. So for riddles, it's hard because I'm competitive

but also not very good at them. I find it being a competitive person, it's easier to engage in a thing that I'm not good at because then I don't have an expectation that I'm going to be good at it. But if it's like a competitive thing that I'm vaguely good at or like, I should be good at like bowling,

like I should be good at like bowling like I should be good at bowling For all intense opponents because it's bowling It's fucking bowling. It's like it's not rocket science. I get irritated with bowling because I usually I've been I get bored I get a good spot, but my bowling ball is so light because I can't Carry a heavier bowling ball. So then I feel like again the It's everything stack for listeners Becca bearish is three foot two. She is made of twigs She's a has a volleyball tape to her top As a head

She sticks with the volleyball so it's sort of heads of volleyball you with volleyball tapes to her top Head with just a volleyball tape to my boob. I thought that's you. I was like These are my boobs. They're one volleyball. I'm here, please. Not on the volleyball. All right. Please don't spike my tits. Please, Becca, we love having you on the show,

but please don't spike my tits. That sounds like what someone would say. Like, don't pull my leg. That should be the new. What is it? Is it a military branch that has like this snake that says, don't pull my leg like that should be the new What's is a military branch that has like this snake that says don't tread on me or something? Yeah, that's a no-fear t-shirt. Yeah If you can't still do with the big stick stay up the porch Stay out of the desert there should be one that's just a volleyball that says don't spike like that

It's almost like don't like don't yuck my yom or don't you rent? Aaron's so over this the Merch just listening the merch for the show is getting out of hand. This episode, this riddle is submitted by Brandon Jones. Brandon also has sunglasses in their profile pic. Given that, I wanted to give you a D&D themed one that we got cursed a few times because of, that's two prepositions in a row.

What do you all this sudden, language police? Adel, you could have just said, volleyball ahead. I wish I was language police because then you'd be a language fucking prison. A thief is casing a wizard's tower to steal all of the treasures within. Becca's taking notes, this is hilarious.

Casing the site. Is the joint like Recon? Have you seen Home Alone? Lost in New York no or the third one where they hit heads when they're jumping over the fence let me use a better example have you seen mama Mia the second one have you seen have you seen more mamiya the book of more mamiya more mamiya no Kate yet casing is like a you where you go and scope something out before you do a crowd. A thief is casing a wizard's tower

to steal all of the treasures within. He sees that the only entrance is through a door guarded by a massive golem. He watches us and a apprentice approaches the door. Oh man. A massive golem? Yes. trademark.

Golem? Golem? Golem. So I do this thing where um, where I, uh, fail to read emails before you start reading them. No, I just don't read these riddles before saying them, but saying them because I don't want to spoil the riddle for myself, uh, but we've done this one before.

Uh, so... We'll make up new content. Oh, just make up a riddle? Yeah. Okay, cool. What a riddle. Yeah, okay cool What's the answer to this one? This is the the one we did with the spies not too long ago where they say the secret password Oh, yeah, the number so I'll make up a riddle instead this riddle comes from Brandon Jones So this one so this is for nothing. This is well. No, I'm gonna use the I'm gonna use the beginning of it For listeners Becca drew the human anatomy chart for the stars beck a drew the human anatomy charts

a thief is facing a wizard's tower to steal all of the treasures within he sees that the only entrance is Through the door is guarded by a massive gallop And here's the part that I'll make up Okay, so So this thief Okay, so uh... so this thief okay so uh... so you get the phone call uh... and he picks up the phone and it's a doctor

and it's doctor says uh... it's my first doctor this is doctor uh... you know this is doctor and women has died his uh... no the doctor says uh... i've got some bad news we just got the test results back and the thief says give it to me straight

doc. And the doctor says, you've got six leaks to whiff. So he hangs up the phone. DBC's slowly backing out. He hangs up the phone and he turns to his friend. He has a gun as spaghetti's head. The bear. And the bear says, bearly knew her. And anyway, Brandon, thank you for submitting. Well, it only took her an amp, so I'm supposed to fall apart. Thank you for submitting that, Randall.

This next Randall comes from Patrick Heron. Just encountered this while playing D&D with my brother, also a listener. Hello. Hello. Do you think that he is playing D&D with his brother and then also another listener? Or are you saying that his brother is the listener?

And also does he play D&D alone with his brother? I don't know. I've played D&D with my brother before. There's usually other people there. I've never just played with my brother. Anyway, we'll never know. I'm reading the rest of this email. He does not clarify. I'll assume it's him, his brother, and another listener. No, no, no. This is the middle. I think he is a listener.

Do you think Patrick listens? I think everyone listens. Wow, that's bad. Patrick listens. I think everyone listens. Wow, that's bad. Comes with sunshine, leaves with night, hides in darkness, does not bite. Always joined to its caster, never strays shadow from its master.

I was gonna say shadow, I wanted to get it right. I wanted to get it, cut out, adult getting it. I wanted to get it. I said, listen, it comes with sunshine. I'm done. Darling awesome. getting it. I wanted to start listening. It comes with sunshine. Donny Austin, the answer is a shadow. I want to see a scene. Addle, you are playing a man and Aaron, you are playing that man's shadow. You can never get a moment's rest from your shadow.

Hey, buddy. Hey, do you? What? What are we? What's going on? How are you doing today? Oh my God. So good. Yeah, you look real long. What are we on? How are you doing today? Oh my God, so good. Yeah, you look real long. Mm-hmm. What are we doing? Do you do it? I like to hear it.

Oh, thank you. I like to hear it. Sweetie, were you talking to? Um, this is, um, awkward. This is my shadow. Hey! I was talking to you. Oh.

Okay. Wait, is this? Everybody calm down. Um, I knew this was going to happen eventually. You're a shadow to someone. Yep. Are you seeing someone? I'm...

Okay. I came in here with the intent to argue with you because I can never get a moment alone as per the voice in my head, but now this is turning into... I didn't know we were monogamous. Sweetie, who are you talking to? Oh. Oh. You're dating two other people? I'm dating.

I was talking to you. Oh. Sweetie, who are you talking to? Oh god. Are you there, god? It's me, Margaret. So everybody calm down. Seeds. So everybody calm down. Yes, it was a shadow and Patrick says, thanks, love the show.

It doesn't say if his brother loves the show, so the fuck is with that. But either way, thanks for the riddle, Patrick. Thank you. And I think that that's probably a good time for us to take a break. A break, right? A little break. So we'll be back in six months. We'll be, yeah, we're gonna take hiatus.

I think that's a good time to take a little hiatus. We'll be back in about six months. More like a biatus. What is that being? Well, hiatus. We'll take the first two insert commercial here. We will be right back after a break from these breaks. Hey GPC.

Uh, yeah? You're not in trouble. I just need help. I'm, um, pranking At all and I'm setting up a website to bring him. I just need some advice. This podcast is sponsored by Squarespace. I'm not I'm not mad at you. We're pranking at all. Squarespace is the only one website platform for entrepreneurs to

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saving you time and money. What is happening? Okay. Wait, what's going on with that all? Oh, nothing, nothing. I'm just setting up a very normal Squarespace website, not a prank thing. No, he's gonna shoot you. And I'm gonna use analytics, use insights to grow my business and learn where my site

visits and sales are coming from. That's pretty cool. I'm gonna improve my website and build marketing strategy based on top keywords or popular products and content on my Prank website to Prank's activity. Whoa, that's awesome, Aaron. I'm glad you're using Squarespace. Did you say what the website was for? I can't remember what the website was for. The website was for.

Prank. With Squarespace. You can connect to your store to Vedent Thirdirt Party tools to extend the functionality of your website Hey JPC, hey JPC. What's up, battle? I can't believe we pranked Aaron with our little boy routine Dude, we got her anyway if you want to prank Aaron with your little boy routine head to squarespace.com for a free trial And when you're ready to launch go to squarespace.com slash riddle to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. Oh, she's back, she's back. Hey Aaron, can we go to grandma's house? Wait, I've been pranked. But how? I don't know. This show is sponsored by BetterHelp.

Hey Adel and JPC, thank you for meeting me in the middle of the woods here. I am sort of at an empaths. I can't decide whether or not to go this way or this way. I'm having a hard time choosing a path. You know, there never truly is a middle of the woods. Isn't it funny to think about something like that? There never truly is a middle of the woods.

No, this is the middle. Okay, this is it. Adel, can you help? Yeah, actually. So as per Robert Frost, I don't know if you know his poems. He has a poem called Better Help. I believe this is written in the 1800s, but it still stands true today more than ever.

Aaron, you should try Better Help. Have you heard of this? You seen this? Mm-hmm. Because sometimes Aaron and life were faced with tough choices and the path forward isn't always clear. Whether you're dealing with decisions around career relationships relationships being stuck in the middle of the woods. Therapy helps you stay connected to what you owl be convenient, flexible, and suited to your schedule.

I've been using it for several years and it suits the way that my brain works, way better than traditional therapy ever did. And when Aaron says traditional therapy, just so everyone's clear, what she means is tricking two of her friends to coming to the middle of the woods, even though there isn't truly the concept

of the middle of the woods, isn't that fun to think about? All you have to do is just fill out a brief questionnaire to get matched with a license therapist, and you can switch therapist at any time for no additional charge. Hey, Aaron, a GPC's putting down bread crumbs and then immediately picking them up and eating them. Mmm, dirty bread crumbs. Mmm. And he's also like really into that owl who's swooping down.

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because it would be the space in the LARLJBC I'm home I am home Who are we? I clink clink clink excuse me ladies and gentlemen I just want to make a quick toast to I know it's

JPC's birthday and we're all so excited to talk about him, but I wanna talk about my favorite, my favorite thing in the world. Oh. And that is the app Rocket Bunny. Oh, yeah, Aaron, that's one of my favorite things as well. Huh? Rocket Bunny is a personal finance app that finds and cancels your unwanted subscriptions,

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just hit cancel and Rocket money will cancel it for you. It's that easy, Clint, Clint, Clint. Mm hmm. It also categorizes your expenses so you can easily track your budget in real time and also get alerted if anything looks off over three million. Oh, Clint, Clint, Clint. Over three million people have used rocket money saving the average person up to $720 a year. We love rock and roll.

Stop. Clint, Clint, Clint. Stop. No, click, click, click, stop. Throwing your money away, cancel unwirted subscriptions today and manage your expenses the easy way by going to rock at money.com slash riddle. That's rock at money.com slash riddle. Rock at money.com slash riddle. And tell them JPC's birthday got ruined by two of his friends for doing speeches about rocket money, the website. Click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, with a D&D themed name for Old Man puzzles for this episode. Oh, we did not. Ooh.

Old Dragon Dungeon. Puzzle Master. The puzzle master. The page master. The page master. The key master. Goes over. Ghostbusters, stay puffed marshmallow mad.

Let's just do stay puffed marshmallow, right? Ancient Dragon puzzles. Ancient Dragon puzzles. Yeah. Okay. So, we're not sure actively. ADP, always safe, always secure.

I will be ancient dragon puzzles. I want you to be responsible for either giving us a painting or a figurine of each of us, a brass figurine of each of us when this is over. I heard one time JPC's Dungeon Master took him to a fancy dinner, but JPC doesn't eat any meat, and basically he just ate like a potato. Is that true? Look at us, is that true?

I heard that one time JPC's friend was eating Taco Bell, and there was a roach in the taco, and then they ate in his mouth, and then they hatched. I heard that one time JPC was eating out Wendy's, and he got a finger in his chili. Is that what you call your butt? No. It's so cold.

I did go, I got a finger in my chili. Yes, that story that you heard about, by Don't You Messer taking me to dinner and me eating a potato is true. None of the details about it are correct, but the premise of the story is true. And it was, Rush had his law partners bought like a

$500 dinner for three people they couldn't go so rush took JPC and I for free and it's again like a $500 ticket for this dinner It's like a 12 or DC's like I don't I don't drink I don't eat meat or drink So it had free wine pairings and then also you like very well for us it was, but it was also very meat-centric. So it's funny to see the waiter like bulk it like, oh, no booze and no meat. So they basically were just like, here's a roasted yam. Oh, yum. I mean, honestly, the food was really good.

Does that mean, so if you don't drink, if I did come back for my 420 episode of High Rital Rital, will you not like? Yeah. Are we doing that? I mean, I'm trying to make that for my full. I'm 420, we're going to do High Rital Rital. Oh my god, I never get high and I absolutely will for that. I'm going to wear, like, one of those like industrial gas masks,

and it's going to make my voice sound like Bain, so I will just read the riddles to you. And then also freak you out with my fucking industrial gas mask. I'm so into that. Will you please come back for high riddles? Yeah, I'll be back. Not you. I just wanted to look at J.P. On a weekly basis.

All right, you guys ready for this? This is a riddle from... It's like the worst, pray-lood to a jock jam. Yeah, ready for this? It's a riddle. Are you all in the grocery store? Bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo. just, uh, pray to a jock jam. Yeah, ready for this? It's a riddle. Are you all in for this? Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop.

There's 99 people on the boat. The boat, the boat, the boat. Oh, man, how many people are on the boat? Actually, honestly, riddle jock jams are really good idea. That sort of sounds like our opener. Yeah, I think that's true. Arnie, if you're listening, which why would you be, please get on jock jam riddle riddle.

That's our next special bonus content. Arnie, you can't leave me. If you're listening, turn right, you missed your exit. You fool. You fool. Oh man, the guy's always missing his exit. What a fool. Thanks for the chill podcast.

This is from Ezra Blanchard. I don't know if these are any good or anything. Yes, Ezrara own your shit. But here are a trio of tiny riddles that came up with for my D&D campaign. Tiny riddles. If you need a clue, the answer's to all three are liquids. Oh, that's a huge clue.

Yeah. Ezra. Ezra. Ezra. But then Ezra said, no, not like that. Get your heads out of the gutter. One man drinks another grieves, Bane of Kings, and Boone of Thieves. Cheers. Sorry, Baines, Bane of Kings and Boone of Thieves.

So many Banes. Yeah, Bane of Kings. Read it again. No, play with the Bane of Kings. One man drinks another grieves, Bane of King and Boone of Thieves. One man drinks another grieves. So what would Till a King and what's a Boone? A Boone is Daniel Boone.

He wore a Coonskin cap and he had a little musket and he Was a frontier's map Daniel Daniel Boon king of the Bane So poison kills a king Poison in the ear one man drinks another grieves Bane of king and boon of thieves. Yes, the answer is poison seriously Poison Poison. Poison. Oh my god. I got it.

I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. You are the king and the queen. Aaron, you are a gesture who has come to court.

You have nefarious means. Nefarious ends, but you are here in front of the king and queen to entertain. What oh, bring in the new gesture. Okay, we got a stop. We got a stop. We got a stop. What a ho- Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha- Y'all like magic? Do y'all like, I mean, I, uh, from Tilla to here, there's sometimes enjoys some prestidigitation. Okay.

Well, this is my guy who does music, he's gonna underscore my magic. You're a racist? Yeah, that's why I assist him, he does music. Y'all, my name is DJ Squalls. Like DJ Squalls? Yeah. It's my favorite actor. Yeah, I-I-I-I miss've been spoke by names DJ calls. I was in

The road trip and new guy and that's about it was I may be in a American pie movie. All right Okay, here's a chalice you see it now it's gone and now it's back now it's gone and here it's back Uh-oh, there's a sweet little liquid in it. Take a sip. Take a sip. Oh! Ooh, two times, two times. Don't take a sip. Now your turn, your turn.

Take a sip. I'm done. Do it. Take a sip, that's a sip. Oh no, she's dying. McQueen. Take a sip. No, I'm good.

I'm like, I'll take a sip. All right, take this knife. Oh no, his career is dying. Oh no. Nancy. What ever happened to DJ Qualls? Whatever started with DJ Qualls. I think you got trapped in the mirror. Now the riddle begins. Next, my Ashley movie, where their grandma's trapped in the mirror?

You thought that was my reference? What is that? What is that? What is that? What is that?-articent act of that movie? Oh, Grandma and Mirrahtrap. What's it called? They have a movie with a grandma's trap in the mirror. It's very scary.

What the hell? I know the mystery, but I get this mystery. As adults, it's like Hanselm Gretel. Did you watch the mystery ones? The Who Stole the Great Hope, Diamond, What, Gild, the dinosaurs, who, you know that? I was a little bit before then, I think. I was watching like brother for sale.

Did you ever see winning London? That's their best movie. Do you guys ever see Billboard Dad? I don't remember what Billboard Dad was about, but I do remember that I went to the Mall of America when I was in fourth grade. There was a big poster for Billboard Dad. That's a four. Yeah. I have no memory of the grandma thing.

That's terrifying though. Okay, you guys ready for this? Yes. The second of three. Sea dark liquor of joy and sorrow. Rejoice tonight. Forget tomorrow. Save tonight.

Alcohol. Wine. Is Eagle Eye charity. Is that it? Yeah. I can never, I always get them in Eve's because you look like with riddles. Sea Dark Echor of Joy and Sorrow, rejoice tonight.

Forget tomorrow. Bless you. Amber. Wine. Aaron got it again. It's wine. Woo! Dan in it.

Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, It's wine. Woo! Woo! Damn it. Damn it. I'm getting some positive attention. I'm getting positive attention. I'm getting some positive attention. It's like her wheelhouse is liquids. So it is. So it is. Vital to seize, but poison to trees. Shed a tear, and I'll be here.

Salt water. Wow, you all gore dead. So it's silver. It's silver. It's either saltwater or diamond water. It's taffy. Come on. It's the answer to saltwater taffy.

Thank you Ezra. Thank you for those. You know what? Ezra, that was a welcome fun little thing we did. Wow, you're welcome. Ezra is on what he did. That was better than Ezra. No.

Perfected up top. Oh boy. Count only blue cars. That's how the cars. My name is count only blue cars I'm a story about a friend named Ezra. Oh, yeah, yeah, I used to hang out with it. It's a Jewish story They're lab they're Jewish okay One day his brother Alex went to Punch him in the face and he ducked and then he punched me in the eye and I got a black eye. Wait, you were standing behind you? So this is a report. It's not a story.

How old were you? If anyone knows anyone, then I could report this to you. And also this is a really about Alex. I think this is about Alex. And about what he did to you. Yeah, well, it's kind of, it was an Alex's fault. It was an Ezra's fault. Alex's?

Alex's. Should have taken that punch for you. That punch was meant for him. If Alex was punching at his fault. I wanted a black eye. What? Yeah. Yeah, it doesn't matter. We can't do that. that punch was meant for him. If Alex was punching at his fault, what? Yeah, it doesn't matter, we can't do that. No, this matters. Okay, this email comes from this email comes from Kevin Griffin, which is two first names.

Hey crew, been loving the podcast since day one and just subscribed to the Patreon. That's how you begin an email. Hell yeah. None of this, my riddles are bad. Damn dog. Damn dog. Keep up the good work here. A bunch of riddles I wrote for my D&D games.

When the players need to outwit a riddle spouting sphinx, try saying that five times fast. You fucking make me Kevin. You come down here and you fucking make me. You can use that info as a pre-hint. Since you'll know that all of the answers, okay, never gonna read that part. And then there are some hints to these as well, but they are all in white letters, man.

I love it when people do the hints in an invisible ink. Cool. Rittle number one. When you gaze upon myself, you'll see me and know what else. I can't be tasted, touched or smelled, but fire kills me for a spell. And ever if I don't seem near,

just close your eyes. And I'll appear. Memory. What am I? Darkness. So Becca says, memory of a grand I think it's darkness

Water kills it for a spell Fuck you I'm so fucking tired. I was I was saying that mostly because the answer is darkness Oh, I'm sorry fire kills me for a spell. Yeah, I'd done. Oh Yes, the answer is darkness and Oh, I'm sorry, fire kills me for a spell. Yeah, a duh. Oh, yes, the answer is darkness. Did it? Aaron, do you want the hint, too? Sure.

Focus on it, something you can see when you close your eyes and fire kills it. Endorkness. Yeah, well, Eric got it, but I wanted to know did the hint help in retrospect? No. In hindsight? Because I already got it.

Okay. What has mountains, lakes and hills, beaches, trees? My body. Nice. My body, nice. Oh yeah, those body lakes. What has mountains, lakes and hills, beaches, trees, and cities built?

And could be shredded with a knife, but does not hold a shred of life. A globe. A map, Atlas. Map, Atlas. Matt, Appless. Topographic map. Topographic map. A map.

The answer is a map. I think would a globe still work? Let's see. Let's see. Globes don't have lakes, so do I. Globes have everything but lakes. I want to see you seen with Becca and JPC. YouTube will be Lewis and Clark.

You're exploring the Louisiana purchase, making maps about all your discoveries along the way. Ah, another beautiful day on the trail. Hey, Lewis. Yes, Clark. We don't talk. We were not out a thing to do. I'm sorry.

Go ahead. Do you want to buy me a beer the other day? Yes, I know I need to shave. I'm sorry. No. No, it's not. It's fine. I'm just worried that one needs to stop.

Sorry. I don't like it that way. It does make me feel like it's a prepubescent. What do you think will go down in history as? You would I? Yeah. Well, what do I hope of what do I think will actually happen? I don't know.

I don't know. I think it takes more time so it feels like we've been talking for a long time. I hope that people will think that we are brave explorers who charted uncharted territory and brought a richness of spirit back to the American lands. I really, really, really hope that we're not thought of as those two people who went out in the wilderness, fucked a bear, had the bear fall in love with us then the bear. Oh, here's a burning boy. Hey Jeff. Morning. Good morning.

Waky, waky eggs and bake. Oh, you made it. But you don't have to write any of this down. We don't have to tell anyone about this. I know, eventually we'll shoot the bear. When we get to, when we get to Oregon, we'll kill the bear with the bear with the ocean. Hey, can I defecate in those woods?

Well, it he would know about it, Jeff. That's why I'm asking. Oh boy, we should, we yeah, you know, we never should have, we never should have brought Jeff. Best friends. Uh oh, I made his own necklaces. Whoa, these smell awful. This is your feces, you're making a mouth.

Man, think about people in the future talking about Lewis and Clark and bear. New adventures of old Christie. That's mesmerizing. She wouldn't envy for that. I've just made every scene a relationship scene no matter what the context. Well, you're good at providing. Thank you. With sad women.

Ready for number three? Yeah. I'll break your mind and body. Make you personal. Fight. Yes, it's good. Fuck. I saw Chris Angel show once and for his final act,

he just put up a huge curtain and then when they opened the curtain again, someone was levitating. And I was like, that's trash. I could put a curtain up too. I was pissed as hell. Did you yell that's trash? Yeah, I say that's trash. But I've also never seen you put a curtain up,

so can you do it? Jeff. I went to the Luxor once and was gambling and walking around the floor and then somebody excitedly approached me and they say, I work for the Luxor, are you enjoying your stay? And I'm like, yeah, it's a big pyramid, fun.

And they're like, I have something special for you. Here's free tickets tonight to Goese Caretop, and I laughed at them, and then they're like, no, I'm serious. And I'm like, oh, I don't want these tickets. But they were like so crestfallen. Where they're like, surely, I thought I. And I'm like, oh, I don't want these to happen. But they were like so crestfallen. Were they like, surely I thought I'd make this person's day. But I'm like, I don't know what this garbage is.

What year was this? This was 2019. Nine or something? I can't remember. 2009, you wouldn't see Carrot Top in 2009? He was the biggest name. And top. It's whenever he had a residency at Luxor, which is a while ago.

I think the title was the biggest name in top. he had a residency at Luxor which is a while ago Back of this is not a Jewish podcast Break your mind and body make you fight or make you fly and if you try to rush me I will kill you where you lie. Yes people spend their fortunes just to meet me for a night I'm known and loved across the world speak Speak by name and you'll be right. Relief from anxiety. KJ just nodded their hand. KJ's got it. KJ, do you know?

KJ. KJ just keeps covering their face in that composition notebook. With a giant smile. Inscrutable. I'll break your mind and body, make a fight or make you fly. And if you try to rush me, I will kill you where you lie.

Yet, people spend their fortunes just to meet me for a night. I'm known and loved across the world. Speak my name and you'll be right. Paul Abdull. I think it's a rush, it's harder. We know what I'm saying, I'm saying like a fight, flight freeze. It's a response that you have to something and you can't really rush your... Have you ever seen that clip of the say the dance junior with Paula Abdul?

The what? The reality show, so you think you can dance, but it's like kid. Oh yeah, a little girl dances and she does so well and she's so excited. And they say that she moved on, so she runs up and gives Paula Abdul a hug and then throws up all the... Oh yes! She ended up hitting into like the... Did she? I've never rewatched anything more.

Cause Paul had feels like, mm, absolutely not. That's awesome. Also, throwing up from joy is gotta be one of the funnier things you can do. Also, Paul Abdul is probably getting paid so much money to judge that like, children's dance competition that it's like,

fuck you, you got thrown up on. Joy throw up. KJ has died. I cleaned up. Yay. I cleaned poop out of my dog's butthole today for free. It will. Just wait for her to go to the vet.

It wasn't coming fast enough. Daddy wants it now. KJ, the second. This is over. I look up that clip. Out of context, the phrase. I was just curious if anyone here has any bodily functions. They can't control when they feel a certain emotion like when you

feel like excitement as anyone ever like been like oh I feel nauseous or when I feel like fear I was gonna say when I get really horny head cub I don't know if this is I have never said this out loud before sometimes I want to get way too cold I pee I pee my pants a little just to warm yourself up. No, I think my butt. I don't know. I don't know I think it's just like I think your body's trying to warm yourself. How cold pretty cold? You're shivering right now. Are you? If I'm waiting on a platform sometimes I'll pee a little Don't tell anybody

Don't tell anybody you said that directly to a microphone. If you have to pee and then you go outside, you're gonna get colder faster because you're using your energy. Colder faster harder. Oh, that's interesting. So maybe your body's like, I need to prioritize keeping you warm. So I'm gonna not prioritize holding in your pee pee.

I've never said this so long before. If I study too hard, I shit my pants. Shut up. When I'm really jealous, my nose bleeds. How are you getting credible? I'm really jealous, my nose bleeds. That would be incredible. I'm so happy for you. Oh. This is what I'm fake in sincerity.

My nose does really be. Fakes in sincerity, which is called insincereity. Okay, none of you have gotten this riddle correct yet. I will say this one's tricky. Give it a good. I'll break your mind and body. Oh. The hint is that this is a liquid.

Okay, oh right. Okay, right. No, no, that was not part of this. That was the other ones where I'll liquid. This one is just a liquid. Okay, but it is a liquid. I'll break your mind and body, make you fight or make you fly. And if you try to rush me, I will kill you where you lie.

Yet people spend their fortunes just to meet me for a night. I'm known and loved across the world, speak my name and you'll be right. Is that a drug? Yeah. Alcohol. Yes. It's alcohol. It is like six for six today. The Lerp. Yeah. What was that? Err.

That was not burst. Yes. The answer is alcohol. There's an incredible so you think you can dance dance about addiction. Oh, I've seen is it to gravity? By self-relation. So good. Caponeau. Yeah. Unreal. Al Caponeau. Yeah. Unreal. Al Capono? Mm-hmm. Yeah.

Did you know he'd got into dance? There's a dance from the hotel. There's a dance from the hotel. Oh, no. Al Capono sounds like something Adol would say back. So just let that sit in. Burn. You saw it.

Wait a second. What? This is the last one, ready? OK. Here we rest. My siblings and me shackled side by side. Wait a second. What? This is the last one, ready? Here we rest, my siblings and me shackled side by side. The largest of us first, each one smaller in size behind. Touch us and we'll dance and sing, then quiet over time. And you'll earn all praise as our demanding mastermind.

What name for us can you find? So it's about kids in a line from Tala's to shortest, and if you'd just want to know the same. Oh So it's a bit kids in a line from tallist to shortest and if you don't know. So I think Oh, it's the Von Trapp's. The Von Trapp's in jail. They're all shackled.

Loud. It's a Von Trapp. Can you believe I never played that little girl? You can't believe this. That's horrible. No, you can't believe it. You can't. Here we are. My. No, you can't believe it. You can't. Here we are, my siblings and me shackled side by side,

the largest of us first, each one smaller and size behind. Touch us and we'll dance and sing, then quiet over time. And you'll earn all praise as our demanding mastermind. Is it an instrument? I think I know it. I think it's a xylophone. Yes. The answer is not an instrument per se,

but it's something on the instrument. P-E-C's, P-N-K's. No. Something on an instrument. Shackled side by side, the largest of us first, each one smaller. Strings. Strings, yes. It is instruments.

Strings. Chimes? Chimes hang by strings. Oh, I think they were children. Did you say anything in there having to do with children? It's time to hang by strings. Oh, I think they were children. Did you say anything in there having to do with children's siblings? It's a nice. Okay, cool. I guess it could be, it could be chimes too.

I could see that. And Xylophones are larger to smaller, right? Yeah. Yeah. And they're shackled together. And they're all shackled together. Okay, they all work. Thank you, KG.

This was from KG. Kevin Griffin. I guess he goes by KG and also he's an ASL tutor, eight sex location, 15 male, the beach baby. What's up? You're hired. Whatever. Just tutoring people on how to use ASL. Yeah, ASL. That's what an ASL tutor is, right? Yeah. When I first saw ASL tutor is, right? Yeah. When I first saw ASL, like, because it's American Sign Language,

I thought it meant like ASL because I grew up in chat rooms, baby. Aaron, did you ever use chat rooms? Great. No, I sometimes, when I was younger, when we had AOT, while I'd go into chat rooms, it would pretend to be someone older and glamorous. Yeah.

Did anyone ever play a specific fight? people. Is it a soci-fight? No. No, was ha? It was like a game that you could play online. And it was like teasing and other kids and like doing stuff to try to win. But it was basically a place for people to chat and talk dirty to each other.

Nice. I'm the guys of a game for children. We can cut that? No. Nope. We're going to see a quick scene. No, no. Aaron, Becca, you are both on your own separate computers

who are playing kitty fight? Sissy fight. You're playing Sissy fight together on separate computers, and you're reading out loud what the things that you're typing in. So what do you think about Butt? I'm here to actually play the game very seriously, and I don't want to talk about anything inappropriate because this is honestly some.

But. What's your name? But. Your name's but. My name is Claire. Claire butts. No, just Claire. I don't want to say my last name.

My parents told me not to. Oh, so you're young. So you're young. Me too. Cool. So that's okay. But cool. That's okay, but great Hey any bears in here Your name Tom Colicchio No is Tom Colicchio a bear. Oh

But what do you think about butts? But so cool depending on the age. What? Older butts are appropriate, younger butts are not. You might want to leave then, because I'm about to get it. I'm a cop, I'm a beer cop. Someone should give you a shout out. Alright, beer cop in my office now.

What did I do? Your mission was to bust the Kitty Talk. You don't even know what my- Well, I love it. I got a folder right here that- I made a sissy talk. I made a sissy talk. Sissy Chess. I'm sorry?

Wow. I made a snake vases. These are great. These are for both of us. Also, I did what you asked and I punched Sissy's basic. Oh, no! Bare-Cott! You said Sissy Fart.

That's it. You're off the force. Give me your bear and your gun. What? What? I think that's... Oh, oh. Bear with gun, I'm my death. Bear with gun, I'm my death. Becca, do you have anything upcoming?

You would like to promote it? You would like to promote it. I'm trying to think about it if I earned it. Monday nights at 8 p.m. at the IOTD are little tuties. That's a fun show. Oh, that's my favorite Harold team. Becca's on my favorite Harold team. How much tickets does you?

How much what? How much you take up a dash, how much are you taking? How much are tickets so much tickets? You have no idea. You have no idea. It's great. Becca underscore bearish. How much tickets does that show?

I know, but I want you to guess 12 14 you're worth it. I have no idea Seriously, they're the best here. I was gonna worry all commercials where they're like Because we're worth it too within the kids are saying it not like on time with the way that it's supposed to sound So good. I have a lot to send you after this. Yeah, we're just gonna say no more time the kids Oh god, I have a lot to send you after this. Yeah, we're just gonna say no more. Prior time, the kids come here. Can I have another unrelated question?

Did you ever watch We Sing videos? Oh my god, I was obsessed with We Sing. Did you watch the magical musical man? Yeah, it was my favorite one. We named our cat, Kadenza, because of the name of the cat. It's called Kadenza. Kadenza.

It's a musical term. Yeah. I was just curious because that is a lot about riddles for kids. Yeah. Oh my god, Dornocker, who does riddles, and then there's this aunt who just like is horrendous is trying to solve riddles. What the fuck is this?

It's a kid's series of videos, and they have like a bunch of songs. Yeah, kids pop. There's like we sing in sillyville, we're about a woman who loses her colors. You learn about the different colors. There's Big Rock Candy Mountain, and then there's another one that,

there's King Cole's party. Yeah, but one of my favorite ones is Grandpa's toys. Grandpa's toys. Grandpa's party. Yeah, but one of my favorite ones is Grand Place Toys. Grand Place Toys. Grand Place Toys, yeah. But in this one, there's a, all these people who play, do like instruments and do songs

and stuff like that, and suddenly, they all get stolen from in the middle of the night, and you don't know. Clarenette, the Clarenette. I feel like I'm getting pumped right now, Addle. Yeah, this feels like a trap. We were, I was, hub, trap. We were a hub assessed. It would be two videos.

Incredible. Yeah. You know the red family from Weezing, Sillyville? That is what Nightmares are made of. The family. The Hay and the Bessadie-Rizadie-Bessadie. From Grandpa's Mountain. Yeah.

So check out Becca Barra-Shut Weezing, Sillyville.com. And you can see, do you remember that show? Who's got the answer now? Oh, yeah. With Weezing Cop. Yeah, with Weezing Cop. And then there's that's an upside down King Roo where the where the pouch was like more of a master thermometer. Yeah, there's the the leather man.

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I gotta follow you. I gotta follow you. Yeah, follow me in this place is and also follow us at Hey Riddle Riddle on Instagram and Twitter and then email us at HR our podcast at gmo.com if you want to send us some riddles or more D&D riddles, we can do this again. Yeah, we'll do this again tomorrow. Yeah, we'll send them in because I know all you nerds are out there rolling your D20s and your D6s. Also, I've never done D&D because no one's ever asked me. I've never been invited. So if you've been to places, let and your D6s. Also, I've never done D&D because no one's ever asked me. I've never been invited to play.

So if you've been told to say, let's do D&D. Oh, whatever. So if you play D&D, direct message Aaron, invite her to your games. Too late. She wants to go. Addle, what are you playing? You can check me out in my apartment,

fiercely writing the new movie, Moreman Mia. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Also check out our website, HeyRidlerRidler.com. Yeah, it's easy to remember because it's the name of our show and then you just put dot com. That's kind of, oh I'm sorry.

Oh Becca, why don't you say more shit? You can be Becca. It's really important. Yeah, what's up? I'm gonna ask if we could include an audio clip of the door knocker from Magical Musical. Yeah, and he has to prove that's true.

Yeah, we absolutely do. My friend, how do you do? We do not have the rights to this. We do that. JPC, anything you want to prug? Yeah, you can follow me on Twitter at JPC SoFly or on Instagram at SharkBarkman. Our Patreon is launched in live, so you can find our Patreon at patreon.com slash Hey Riddle Riddle, $5 a month you can join the clue crew and then you get a bonus episode every Friday until we all die. Which is great and thank you so much to all of the people that have already signed up and we hope that you enjoyed the

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