Hey Riddle Riddle - #3: Everyone's Dead!

Episode Date: August 8, 2018

More puzzies, riddies, and terrible lateral thinking problems! A rare talent lies dead next to an unassuming object, a woman jumps off a cliff but is she ok? and a husband dies leaving a woman to reinvent herself! Also a gauche wedding gift causes someone to die of embarrassment!Starring:Adal RifaiJohn Patrick CoanErin KeifEditing by: KJ SnyderTheme by: Arne ParrottLogo by: Emily Kardamis & Emmaline MorrisWant more? Get Weekly Bonus Eps on Patreon!Want merch? Visit our TeePublic Store!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Sheeps wall right I live alone and I'm holding a candle Why Welcome and now But where who many how can I afford all these candles? I don't work. And I live alone. That's expensive. What killed me? Riddles, you know, riddles. You know, Rids and Puzzies. Are we cool with that now? Rids and Puzzies? I think the main thing that we've accomplished so far in this podcast is that Aaron is slowly

influencing me to hate riddles as well. That's why I feel like- That's why I'm here. Last episode, there's some real doozy's where we had a three-page essay of a Puzzy and then the answer was Bluetooth headset. Who knows what this week will have in store? Hasn't started. We don't know.

Well, we'll know for the first portion, because this is going to be the warm up rounds. These are the riddles I know answers to. You two do not. This is a lightning round, correct? Lightning round, we're going to try and get these done quick, just to kind of warm up our brains. Think outside the box.

And these points count, and this is a competition. Yes, a competition. Very first one. What costs nothing but is very hard to find and can be easily lost? What costs nothing but is very hard to find and can be easily lost What costs nothing but is very hard to find and can be easily lost? I was gonna say love as well, but can you can love be easily lost? When you're Aaron Keith. Yeah, yeah Little inside into Aaron's dating life. I'm not okay

Cost nothing. But it's very hard to find and can be easily lost. I think love is close enough. The answer is true friendship. Oh, I care way less about friends. That's insane. That's true. No.

But maybe. But I was thinking about the easily lost part of that. It's like, I don't know. Like if it's a true friendship, can it be easily lost? Number two, what is easy to spot but hard to find? Easy to spot but hard to find. The dog's name is spot and the horse is easy to the dog. It's easy to spot but easy to find. And the horse is easy to the dog.

It's easy to spot but hard to find. Mm-hmm. The symptoms of cancer. Oh my God. That's what it is. I can't. Again, these aren't so much riddles as medical issues that a local hospital asked us to deal with.

What is easy to spot by hard to find? I'll give you about five more seconds. Can we have a hint? Oh, damn it. Okay, hold on. Easy to spot. I'll give you a hint. Shilp is, baby.

Oh, Waldo. Oh, uh. It's Waldo. A star. Talent. So a star is correct. Oh, yeah. I would also take a Waldo. That's just my personal feeling.

I would take a Waldo. Let's see here. A mansion is on fire. There are three rooms, a room full of money, a room full of expensive paintings, and a room full of gold and precious jewels. That'd be nice. That's a great answer.

Also, a mansion with three rooms, not a mansion. That's a great answer. How nice is a betcha with three rooms? Not a betcha. That's a two bedroom apartment. Where do you sleep? I don't have a bedroom. I have my dual room, my painting room, my money room. And all my candles. I live alone. How do you afford those candles?

Okay, sorry. I mentioned on fire, there are three rooms. A room full of money, a room full of expensive paintings, and a room full of gold and precious jewels. Which room did the policeman put out first? Pansions on fire, there are three rooms. A room full of money, a room full of expensive paintings, and a room full of gold and precious jewels. Which room did the policeman put out first? I feel like he can't be this, it can't be that simple, is it?

The room with the person in it. These are warm-ups so they can be that simple. Okay, so policemen don't fight fires. Yeah. Fire killers, do you? Fire killers. Fire killers, dude. And fires are called building killers. Fire killer, billet killer. Fire killer, billet killer. Fire killer, dude. Fire's not called building killers. Fire killer, billet killer. Fire killer, billet killer.

Here we go. Well, was that three? We'll do one. Is that correct? You were correct. None. They are policemen. Oh, so Or police woman. Also all of them all the whole mansions up and playing. Yeah. How many birthdays does the average woman have? One every year. One How many birthdays does the average woman have? One every year. One. How many birthdays does the average woman have? I would say 60. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Aaron is closest. So this is the dumbest fucking answer. The answer is one birthday. The rest are just birthday celebrations or parties. What? I wish it was my birthday. I, you know what? There's one birthday, the rest are just birthday celebrations or parties. What? I wish it was my birthday. I, you know what?

So everyone has one true birthday, the rest are just celebrations or parties. You know who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who just my birthday celebration or party. It's like, cool, I'll never say a word to you again. It's gonna be the last party of yours. I'll be attested. We're done here. Cool, I actually just work with you and I hate you. Ha ha ha. Does that make sense? Did I solve the riddle?

Ha ha ha ha. I hate you. Some guys just sitting home alone, nobody came. How many birthdays is the average woman to have? And how many cats? I would say one and a lot. You hear from my candles? Oh, my cats.

We feel warmed up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Great, let's get into the main portion of the show. Now we're getting into Pussies and Riddies where I don't know the answer, so I'll be playing along. And the very first one here, we will- Should we be calling you a quiz master of some sort? I would like some moniker, I feel like-

Do you smash there? Well, that's not- You shouldn't have said some moniker. We were very prepared to call you a quiz master. That's not ideal. You're a who's a thousand years older than me and way less cool. I'll call you that. Old man puzzles.

There's a way to shorten that. I like old man puzzles. Old man puzzles. There's a way to shorten that. I like old man puzzles. Old man puzzles. It's old man puzzles. This is not about what I choose. You down with OMP? Old man puzzles. Old man puzzles are made.

Old man puzzles. Tell us your secrets. I love your witchcraft, old man puzzles. I'm related to Boo Ratley. By Mary. By Mary. He's my husband. All right, here's the first one. It's going to be a shorter one, just based on the disappointment of last episode with

the Bluetooth. We're going to go with a shorter one, but at least there won't be any superfluous information. Here we go. Puzzle number one. A man lies dead next to a feather that caused his death what happened A man lies dead next to a feather that caused his death what happened? Did the feather cause his death or did whatever was attached to the like the feather was attached to cause his death That's my it's my main I think the feathered a man lies dead next to a feather that caused his death

Otherwise that could be like a allergic to feathers that's the answer the feathered a man lies dead next to a feather that caused his death. Oh, lyrgic to death. Because otherwise that could be like a allergic to feathers. That's the answer. Otherwise, it could be like a dumb-o situation like dumb-o killed him. Realize he could fly the whole time and leave the feather behind to like, is that what happened in dumb-o? It's been so long. He's given a magical feather that he thinks can make him fly and then he realizes he

didn't need the feather the whole time. It's a real Thor situation. You know how Thor, his hammer's broken by Cape Lanschette. And he's like, the lightning was in me the whole time. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's beautiful. It's so beautiful, especially with Chris Hemsworth doing it. I think the feathers are quill and I think someone wrote

something really mean. And they died from embarrassment. Yeah. Do you like a dick on their face? Mm-hmm. A man lies dead next to a feather that causes death. What happened? Owl. So, the guy was getting tickled, right? Oh yeah, he was getting tickled. He came so hard. Well, hold on. No. How tickled was he? But when he was getting tickled, the tickling worked up his nose in a fuck party. And when he sneezed his head went back and bashed against a wall, killing him immediately.

He was in a sexy pillow fight. He's got rough. He slipped on the feathers not bad. He slipped on the feather. Do you think, wait, does it say the expression? You know the expression. You know the expression. Of what other people feel, but I hope sometimes no one can hear a word I say. I'll check the text one more time. Was this man existing in a cartoon? He slipped on a fey.

A man lies dead next to a feather that caused his death. What happened? Are there clues or anything for this? There are clues. Do we want them already? Yes, please. I mean, I think I pretty much have it right with the sneezing and the bashing his head thing. I think that's a pretty good guess.

I also like the quill that it's attached to like a, like it's pointed. Mm-hmm. I also like my idea of owl attack that was glazed over pretty quickly. No, but owl attack is a name of a show. I also. So here we go. This is going to give us some meat on the bum. Okay. Here's some clues. The man was physically fit and healthy

So he wasn't it wasn't So he's ready for sexual activity So he was definitely engorged the feather had touched him He was a circus performer. He was a circus performer. Here's what I think I think this man tightrope walk I think there's a bird there's a falcon that lands on his arm. I think during his tightrope walk. I think there's a bird. There's a falcon that lands on his arm. I think during his tightrope pack the the bird shed a feather it tickled his nose. He sneezed and fell off the tightrope. Yeah That makes sense. What other what I mean what other so yeah, it's it was he's like He fell the fall killed him, but the feather caused the fall. Yeah, he got distracted by a feather. Yeah

This is sad. Did you know this is a family? Or like he just was about to tell his best friend he was in love with her before when he was a dead person in a room I wasn't sad But now that he's a dead person in a room who had a job. I am actually I am sad for the economy because now we miss vital workforce. He just picked such a whimsical field. And... I feel like if you get into the circus, there's a five and six-chancey die.

Yeah. There's a five and six, like five and a six people in the circus die. As circuses portrayed on TV. Okay, so 100% of all people die. And that's gonna be a big part of life. And it's something that I've brought up, I think, every episode. I don't know. I don true can it be true here's a do you want the answer yes please the man was

a circus sword swallower in the middle of his act someone tickled him with the feather and he gagged who is so he was he was murdered I mean that sounds like was he was murdered? I mean that sounds like revenge he was murdered all right. We got a role play this JPC you're gonna be a sword swallower for obvious reasons Aaron you're gonna take stage god that high school exactly Aaron you're gonna be a mischievous kid For obvious reasons, yeah, I'm gonna call an audible here at all. I'm gonna make you the sword swallower. You can be the mischievous kid. And I'm gonna be a guy in the audience who is watching this happen.

All right, everyone, for my next trick, I will put this sword in my mouth and... Oh, this kid tickling me while I'm in drooling my act It's a bit of it is your child name Kevin. Yeah, I'm also Kevin KK The trick and you will Kevin boy kids are You have kids? I have two. The trick please! Shit! I just have Kevin here. You might have seen them earlier.

They're in the show. Oh yes? They're a lion in the tiger. Oh boy! You see what it is? And pets can be kids. Do you don't think pets can be kids? The trick!

The trick! Yes, we'll get to the trick. Kevin, come here. Yes, Papa. Let me see. I'm going to get the trick. Oh, I see. I'm going to get the trick. I'm going to get the trick. I'm going to get pets can be kids? The trick, the trick!

Kevin, come on! Yes, we'll get to the trick. Alright, Kevin, come here. Come here, come here. I've covered it inside. Yes, Papa. Let me drink some orange juice to help lubricate my throat. These man thinks pets can be kids.

Am I a pet? Oh, Kevin, you're a boy. And boys have agency. And now I want you to do the unthinkable. I want you to take this man's life, Kevin. Okay, Papa. Here, here's Papa's secret feather. The one that we're used to get rid of, mama. I want you to use it in the same way on this man.

What he swallows the sword. Here we go, just put this... ...s...down my throat. Teeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheehee And, same. The perfect crime. Was that 40 minutes that felt like that was 40 minutes? We're sorry. I'm sure it must feel that way. Aaron, sorry. I am not sorry. I give that riddle AD. I do not like it.

No. But I don't like riddles, so here we are again. Also, I'm pretty sure that the swords that people swallow aren't like sharp. I think that they're like... Dold, yeah. Dold, yeah. And worse, you'd like cut yourself up a little bit. Let's move on to puzzle number two.

Okay, let's do it. Puzzle number two. This is going to be another sort of court case, court mystery, so we'll get the case, the mystery, and the clues. The case. A woman whose husband has just left her, lets out an English cry, and leaps off a talk clip. God. She's a Christ.

This is a real dark episode. A woman whose husband has just left her, lets out an English cry, and leaps off a talk with overlooking the ocean. The woman survives the fall without even getting wet. The mystery. Where did the woman land and how did the woman survive? First of all, I get it. When a man doesn't love you anymore, definitely jump off a cliff.

Your worth is based in him. There are so many of these riddles where, like, suicide is the person's solution. But it's like, that's literally the last resort. Well then, it's not a good riddle, is it? Yeah. For a good riddle, someone has to die. Okay, so her husband left her, or is already dead.

She jumped out of the cliff. She lets out an anguished cry. That's important. The cliff she jumps off of is cliff clavin from cheers. So it's only a five foot fall. Ah, five four. It's a five four fall. A woman whose husband is just left her lets out an anguished cry and leaps off a tall cliff overlooking the ocean. The woman survives the fall without even getting wet. Where did the woman

land and how did the woman survive? We have a few clues, which I'll go into now. Do we need the clues yet? Do we? Yeah, go ahead. What a great exchange that was. I don't have, I'm not inspired. I have a couple thoughts of like, here's my only thought is that it's like a stunt woman. Like this is a movie scene and that there's some sort of like, what do you call it?

Like a ballooned pad. A bouncy house. Like a bouncy house. You know how stunt stunt performer. She's Harness is a harness or she has a harness so to me. I think it's like a climax in a movie Oh, I think the husband is leaving her while she is base jumping So he's like I want a divorce and she's like we've already bought the base jumping package and then she jumps off the cliff Well, that's a good one. Yeah.

Aaron, any thoughts? OK. Yeah, OK. Yeah, I think that she's, yeah, I think she's wrecked. This is like recreational. Yeah. I think the parachute is a very good call. Here's the clues.

The woman landed on a surface hard enough to kill her. The woman was not prepared to die, but was prepared to jump. The woman did not have a parachute. Oh, well, well, well. The woman did not land in the ocean. Well, that's a given, since she didn't get wet. The woman glided to the ground. The woman was a feather.

The woman glided to the ground? Yeah, but she didn't have a parachute. She could have had one of those squirrel suits. Yeah. The woman was a squirrel Bungie jumping. No, that's not gliding wide. Oh Hang glider. Yeah, yeah, it's hang glider is different from a parachute. Oh You know what there has been left her she lets out an anguish cry. I think it's like a you know just like a Yeah, cuz he jumped first

She goes no don't go. Oh my God, that's it. That's it. Her husband left her, but she like noticed they're hang gliding and he, this isn't part of the question, but why did the husband leave her? I think he, I think it was accidental death. I think that that's the, the Amherst got it spot on. Like he fell or like accidentally fell and then she hanged glided down or jumped for something like that. Yeah. Or maybe he left

her because she wasn't on her game and forgot to tell him that she left him. Maybe her husband fell. He had lost a lot of weight so he had like skin flaps. She jumped down to save him landed on so he had like skin flaps. She jumped down to save him, landed on his back and his skin flaps glided them down. That seems like the most great for him. So we got there. No, yeah, we got there. I mean, we know that's right, but let's read it just for shits and giggles. The woman had a hang glider and landed it on the beach. What's with the anguish, Crock? I need more.

So this, this is, I feel like that book is the one that has all the like, extraneous, I love what Aaron said though. Like if we're rewriting the way that this puzzle is, it's that the husband fell off the hang glider and she had like the anguish cry. Yeah. Or just got scared for him. I was like, no.

But here's the thing about that. Like they give us clues, but it could have been parachute, it could have been hang glider. It could have been either one of those. That would, they would both fit. But they were like, it wasn't a parachute. Did you almost barf mid sentence? Yeah.

Mid sentence. It's how bad he is about this. But they were like, it wasn't a parachute. But it's like, why, why not? Like let it have been a parachute. It's how Maddie is about this. But they were like, it wasn't a parachute. But it's like, why not? Like, let it have been a parachute. It's the same answer. A parachute or an angly, it doesn't matter. And then they were like, the other clue

is she glided to the ground. It's like, do they think that we don't know what a hang glider is? Glider really gives too much away. Let's, let's make a role play this. So JPC, I'd like you to be the husband who jumps to his death And so we are assuming I've jumped between death and that okay. This seems like a better story Aaron you'll be the distraught wife cool who follows soon after

Got it and we open up on a cliff Fuck it Tuesdays. Oh my sweet husband Susie don't even write now, okay? Well, I have to pay you by now. Be careful by this clip. What do you mean be careful by this clip? I mean be careful by this world. You're always together. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, you, I want to jump more!

Bye! I'm going to hang light after him to save him and then land on the beach. See, the perfect crime. Puzzle number three. After Anna's husband died, what is going on in the puzzle world? Oh, these are all in the puzzle verse. Wait, what in the puzzle verse everyone is dying Women are letting out English English cries after Anna's husband died. She replaced some of her wardrobe. Why? Well, oh

Because she killed him and the blood was all over the place. Oh, oh, that's pretty good. That should be a psychopath test and I did not pass. I'm a crazy lady. After her husband died, she replaced some of her wardrobe. Why? I think I think it is blood stains, right? The only thing that she owned was his and her like magic outfits. I'm with stupid this all.

It's all shirts with arrows pointing. This is the love of my life. Mr. Mrs. Yeah, her shirt just has stupid with an arrow pointing up to her. Because his said that I'm with, but what is just her wearing it, it looks really bad. They didn't mention that it's still so fun. What a fun couple.

A fun couple and the husband dies. She had bought a lot of for wardrobe was like Green Bay Packers gear to like appease him and then he died and she's like, or the answer is she can do whatever the fuck she wants because he's dead and it's time to move on. Anna. Just like, just you're starting a new life.

Or she had to, okay, no. I love that this is like, like the town is noticed like, you're starting a new life. Or she had to, okay, no. I love that this is like, like the town is noticed. Like, hey, did we, I mean, it's terrible that Frank died, but did we all notice that Sarah picked up some new clothes? She bought new clothes. Her like, code, like, looks super expensive in new clothes. I mean, how much was the funeral that she has all this money to spend on the new?

I don't want to be this person, but isn't it fucked up how we all buy clothes all the time? But as soon as she buys clothes because her husband has recently died, it's like what the fuck is her crazy problem going on? She killed him. She killed him. She killed him. She killed him. She killed him. She killed more wine. Does everyone want more wine? Oh my god. We're being bad. I can't. I mean, she killed him. And we all have to pick up our kids and our SUVs. I don't have kids. I just have to pick up this candle. JPC knows a lot about women. Look, I know I've seen the movie What Women What with Mel Gibson over one time. So twice. Oh, that twice. 1.5. I stopped watching because I got too excited.

Here's some clues. She disposed of the clothes that she would not wear now that she lived alone. This has nothing to do with the color of the items. She replaced where mainly dresses and blouses. She did not do this for financial gain, but for convenience. Her husband was a fish. Oh, this is a huge amount of money.

She does not go to the ocean anymore. Yeah, she get rid of her bikinis. So it is glasses and dresses. It doesn't seem like it's murder because why would all of her glasses and dresses have been... And she's replacing them, it seems like with equal garment. I have no excuse to wear this dress. I know. I'll murder my husband and put on a new dress stab.

Put on a new dress, second stab. Put on a new dress, third stab. The only dress that she had were wedding dresses. Oh. Oh, my husband? He swallows was at the local circus. We were ready for a sweet, sweet day. Yeah, give us that a.

Anna suffered from arthritis. I did not see this coming. Oh, arthritis. Yeah, this is a sleeper. What in the world? Oh boy. Anna suffered from arthritis and her husband used to help her with anything that needed fastening at the back.

She now had to replace her clothes with ones that had front fascinating only. Aaron, where were you on this? That's so sad. You committed an innocent woman to jail. Oh my god. Because she had arthritis. That's so sad. I hate that. Anna had no arms.

Now, raise your hand if you thought she was a murderer. Everyone? Well guess what? She didn't have any arms in her husband. I'm a monster. I want to go back in time. I want to be... No, that's a manipulative. That puzzle is intentionally manipulative. Also, I wanted to cry when you told me to enter to that. That's way too sad. So she had to buy a front-fastening clothes only. I want to introduce a new segment to the show and it's called JPC's regular riddle. Oh, allow it.

Okay. So a woman, there's an ocular woman's door. And she answers the door and she says, before she answers the door, she says, who's there? And a voice in the door. Is this an ocnoctalk? Hold on. A voice in the door says, it's me, your son. She opens the door, but her son is nowhere to be seen.

How? I need everyone to know how smug J.B.C. looks right now. How is this possible? The woman had arthritis. No. No arthritis. The person was a planet. No, the son is a star.

No, the son is a star. No, the son is not a horse either. Can you repeat it one more time? So knock out the door. Women says who's there? Someone with the other set of the doors says it's me, your son. She opens the door. But there's no son to be seen.

She blind. It's at night. She blind. It's at night. She opens the door at night. She's blind at night. She's night blind. She's night blind.

And her son had died. He died. What? Yeah. He died of hunger. 10 years ago on this night. You could write for that book. And he's a ghost and she's a ghost. And don't you feel like a big piece of shit now that you told the whole world about her business? Cause she's blind and her son is dead of hunger.

Fuck that book. Should we go back to that well for some more water? Yeah, one more. One more. It's poisoned well. So that was three. Here's puzzle number four. This will be our last puzzle.

This is puzzle number four. This will be our last puzzle. Thank you. This is a puddle number four. It's going to be our last puddle. Please. Old man puzzles has the right to read. Oh, you puzzles. Thank you. This is a puddle then before it's going to be our last puddle. Please. It's our last puddle. Old man puzzles.

It has the right to read. Old man puzzles. See, you get through it. This one's called the wedding present. A man bought a beautiful and appropriate wedding gift for a friend's wedding. The gift was wrapped in scents. When the gift was opened at the wedding, the man was highly embarrassed. Why?

A man bought a beautiful and appropriate wedding gift for a friend's wedding. The gift was wrapped in scents. When the gift was opened at the wedding, the man was highly embarrassed. Why? When it says the man, does that mean the groom or the guy who's sent it? The guy who gave the gift was highly embarrassed. So it was beautiful and appropriate. So it was a... I have a horrible thing. Well, this book, so you're probably.

No, so at the time that he bought the present, it was like something for like a baby because the married couple was getting married because she was pregnant, but then she lost the baby in some way. And so when they opened the gift at the wedding, it was like a baby-related present. And she had had a miscarriage. That's the one. That's the one. Nail on the head.

He's right, right? I also love the idea of like, if your friend is getting married, and you know that the couple is pregnant, that at their wedding you would get them, because the family would probably not know that, right? What do you mean? Or that might be like an outdated thought process. This is old timey.

In olden days. In olden days, only get married when they accidentally get a stranger pregnant. Not because of love. No. I can't wait for that to happen to me. Love is when you accidentally get a stranger pregnant. Not because of love. No. I can't wait for that to happen to me. Love is when you accidentally get a stranger pregnant and you just try to do your best.

Oh my God. Oh my God. It'll all be all of us one day. That gives me a whole new reason to watch love actually. I do think of all those characters accidentally pregnant. Do we want some clues? Yeah, let's get some clues. Sure.

Okay, here's some clues. He was embarrassed with shame when his gift was opened. What are the types of embarrassment are there? Sexual embarrassment. That's what I wanted to hear. He said, like his wedding gift, like he said. Oh, he regifted. He regifted. That's what I wanted to hear. He said, like his wedding gift, like he said. Oh, he regifted. He regifted.

That's a good one. Oh. And maybe he forgot who gave it to him. Yeah. And then it was appropriate though. So it's not an inappropriate gift. No, so it's like, yeah. We've all been there.

We've all been there. Yeah. We've all regifted all the places you'll go. His gift was, his gift wasn't... He gave me that book. Shit. And I gave you that book. And I gave you that book.

Let's call the whole thing up. And I wrote it. His gift was an offensive to the bride and groom in any religious, political or moral way. He had bought an expensive gift, but then made a mistake and tried to save money. So he bought it, made a mistake and tried to save money. So he bought it, made a mistake and tried to save money. So he broke it maybe, and then glued it back together, but he realized that the groom

was a glues nipper. He bought an expensive gift. What does that say? He had bought an expensive gift, but then made a mistake and tried to save money. Okay, yeah, he re-gifted. So he had bought an expensive gift, he broke it, and then went, oh, I have this wedding gift of like from someone, or I have something already in my house.

I'll find it. Yeah, so it's a regift situation. Yeah, it's a regift. I think it's a regift. Yeah, do we want to hear that sweet sweet A? Yeah, let's hear that regift. Let's just one word regift. Here we go.

The man selected a beautiful crystal vase at a gift shop, but he knocked it over and broke it. Holy crap. He had to pay for it so he instructed the shop to wrap it and send it anyway. He assumed the people would think that it had been broken and trammed it. This guy is a shithead. Yeah, yeah, this sounds like me. Unfortunately for him, the shop assistant carefully wrapped every broken piece before sending the package.

Good on the shop assistant for being like, all right, shithead, I'm gonna wrap each individual piece of the broken vase to let the couple know you left up. Yeah, but also like a vase is such an awful gift to give someone at their wedding. Let's roll play. I want Aaron, you're buying a gift. And you actually break it.

I went JPC to be the shop owner. The shop owner or the shop assistant? What did I say? You said shop assistant wrapped a gift, so I'd love to be the shop owner, and I'll make you the shop assistant. Great. Wow, I think I found something really

good to give my new friends who found love at this class. Whoa, whoops, it is! Wow, I think I've found something really good. I love it. It's just classic. Whoops, it's easy. I can't get good, get good. Excuse me, I'm the shop owner. And I'm the shop assistant. This is my assistant. This is Kevin. He'll be training today.

He's shadowing me and kind of learning. Oh, I thought you were going to say I was a Shetland pony. I was going to stop you right there. But you said shadowing. Uh, Kevin. Anyway, it looks, sir, ma'am. Sir. Sir, but I didn't know you were a doctor. It looks like you broke this very expensive crystal vase.

Yeah, but before I did that, I put $60 down on the counter. So here's what I think should happen. And let me just say say I'm a terrible man Can you send this broken gift to my friends? I don't love love and I want them to be sad Okay, well this does cost four hundred Let's call the whole thing off. Okay, stop. Come back. Do not walk out of here. I do have a gun that I want to shoot you Yeah, I'm glad we're all on the same page bingo bingo wrap up the gift send it to this address it Kevin show your gun as well L.O.P

I assume you big in jittle bit a man and a doctor you also carry a weapon. Yes a bow and arrow The anti-coward a brave of you Here's what we'll do You'll pay the full 400 but we will ship this gift In such a way so that it seems it was broken and transit when they tried to return it to the store We will explain to them that you broke the gift and tried to send it in the manner in which we are now agreeing upon. Well, it gets that far. If all goes as planned, the bride will be in

love with me by the end of the wedding. Wait. See you, gentlemen, later. Wait. Please, sir, what's your plan? Oh, oh, I've put on a suit and I dance and I use this face. Oh. And then I make a very handsome face. Can I suggest another way around this problem? Sure, Kevin. You pay the full $400 for the vase. You wrap it up yourself, put it in a package.

When you go to hand it to the couple, you pretend to slip on a feather and fall. No one can be mad at someone who just fell. So I'll pay you the $60 and you'll send this and this will no longer be my problem. It might even hear. See. And that was two hours of where not sorry. Kevin, the shop assistant was a ghost who had died of hunger 10 years ago. And the purchaser was blind. I just wanted to make you so mad that you wrapped each individual piece.

How? How do someone who does that think that that won't be found out? Like the minute they wrap that up for him, they're like, they're going to call back and say, hey, this broken transit. Does he think that that person is going to try to return this broken ass vase? No, I think he just thinks that like, oh, they can't blame me. I've sent them a beautiful thing and it broke on the way. Also, a crystal vase doesn't shatter into like four pieces. That shatters into like a million pieces, right? They wrapped each individual one of those pieces.

It was a slow day. They were gonna glassware store. Yeah, it's true. It's only like big purchases. They sell $1,800 vase like once a week. It's like a mattress store. For sure. All right, we're gonna go to a listener submitted riddle.

Of course, you can always submit puzzies or riddies to us at hrrpodcast.gmail.com. That's hrrpodcast.gmail.com. That's HRRPodcast at gmail.com. You can also follow us on Twitter at HeyRiddleRiddle. So please take full advantage of SoShamid. And again, you can send an email to hrpodcast.gmail.com if your boss is harassing you. And if you want to send me a compliment, send it to AdO,

but make sure it's clear that it's for me. This is submitted from Paul Peterson. Paul Peterson is a front of mind game developer. You guys ever play Smash Up? Oh, I play Smash Up. Yeah, he created Smash Up. He also created a game called Guilla Teen, which is one of my favorite card games, yeah.

And a few other games. OK, so I like the guy. I like his previous body of work. Now let's see if he could lose me with one bad rose. Paul's riddle is, what's a pirate's favorite letter? R. Mm-hmm, it's not R. What's a pirate's favorite letter?

A letter from a loved one that says, I can't wait for you to get back from C. You're a sailor. I don't know about your crimes. That's it. And by a loved one, it's a pregnant woman. Yeah. I think I know it. What is it? Is it X for X marks the spot? It is not X. It's not R. It's not X. Pittsburgh pirates. Is it P? is it P? All right, I mean, and don't look too much into this. Is it A? Is it B?

It is C. It is C. It is C. A pirate's favorite letter? R? No, a pirate's true love is the C. Ah. So we're allowed to do jokes.

I think we established that early on. Also, I like that one because I think R is the go-to. Yeah, you want to say R you want to say R But it's the sea. Yeah, but it's the sea. I think it's a letter that you got from all loved one I think it's X for X marks the spot. We're all right That's the fun thing about riddles is everyone has a better answer. That's what that movie's about right the kids are all right That's the kids are alt-right The kids are alt-right the kids are

alt-right that's mark ruffalo raising kids who are alt-rights yes i think that the big the big wrap-up here is is Aaron is correct uh well let me tell you out of puzzle oh god i should not have used the word puzzle to set up my rhyme Take me, Snyder, to the editing. I'm already parents in the middle of the head. I'm a city boy. I'm a city boy. I'm a city boy. I'm a city boy. I'm a city boy.

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I'm a city boy. I'm a city boy. I'm a city boy. I'm a city boy. I'm a city boy. That was a headdum podcast.