Hey Riddle Riddle - #302: My Kind Don’t Burn

Episode Date: May 1, 2024

It’s Wednesday again? How! It was just Wednesday last week. In this episode we get curious about Curios George, take a wizard quiz, and taste the best beverage Grimace has to offer. Erin also tries out a new kind of riddle and it doesn’t go great!Starring:Adal RifaiJohn Patrick CoanErin KeifEditing by: Casey ToneyTheme by: Arne ParrottLogo by: Emily Kardamis & Emmaline MorrisWant more? Get Weekly Bonus Eps on Patreon!JPC's Guided Meditations Volume 1, available now at our Patreon digital store!Want merch? Visit our TeePublic Store! or pins, buttons & printsWant to mail us something? Hey Riddle Riddle 6351 W Montrose Ave #267Chicago, IL, 60634Want to leave us a voicemail? Call (805) RIDDLE-1 or (805-743-3531)Want to advertise on the show? Check out Hey Riddle Riddle via Gumball.fmThis episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/RIDDLE and get on your way to being your best self.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is a HeadGum Podcast. I'm on a horse and I'm riding. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. Hey Riddle Riddle. Hi, do you two have a second to answer a brief questionnaire about your experience with Hey Riddle Riddle so far? Um, yeah, I guess so. I guess I could spare a second.

Yeah. Okay. Let's see. On a scale of one to 10, how much fun are you having doing Hey Riddle Riddle? 10. I don't know which one is high and which one is low, so I have to say five. Okay. Sort of the same thing. On a scale of one to 10,

what is your experience with Casey Toney, old sleepo, the audio engineer? Again, I don't know what one delineates or what 10 delineates. One is bad, bad, bad. 10 is fantastic. Oh, okay, can I change my first answer or is that already locked in?

Locked in. What's just bad, bad? Like a two, three. Two, three. I'll go with five again because again I don't think I understand still the scale or how it works. So five. On a scale of one to ten, how much do you like working with Aaron Keefe?

Not professionally but like in a comedy way. Okay. Oh, oh perfect. And may I just say to you sir, I love your big mustache. Oh, oh, perfect. And may I just say to you, sir, I love your big mustache. Oh, thank you so much. Oh, me? No, I think he was talking about me.

Oh. I was talking about you at a lot. Oh boy, this sucks. I just don't think the big mustache is working. It just, everything about you, it just doesn't fit your frame or your face. I love that you can do it. Like, it's a cool personal challenge that you've, you know.

Well, it's gonna get my buckle fat removed, and I thought that might help make it pop. Oh, man, I don't think you need it. I don't think you need any of it. It's all, I mean, all the artifice, I think that you're like a really, you're a good-looking guy. You know, you got a nice jaw line, big shoulders, like, I just don't think... Big shoulders? I feel like we're getting off topic of Erin and how fun she is to work with. I thought big shoulders for like a guy is safe, right?

Sorry about my fucking fat neck table. That's what I call my shoulders. Okay, I'm going to just put down ten. I'll put you guys for ten. For ten? Put you guys for ten for how much you like working with Aaron Keefe? Yeah, table for two actually. Huh.

Can we table this? Can the two of us table this question actually? They tried to get you to do a table for ten because then they get an automatic 16% gratuity. I know. I do more than 16%. You guys forget it, Rick. Cracker Barrel does it. Oh my god, you tore off Adel's mustache. Ad Oh, I thought it was fake. Oh, no. Oh, no now everyone knows the truth. I already got buckled fat removed

Oh, oh, oh Real mustache it does not fit your frame your shoulders are too big to have no buckle fat You ugly free I don't know you're a freak you ugly freak That's implied I hope it was cheap it looks cheap at least it looks cheap is $3,800 cheap We're kidding you look great We're just trying to humble you yeah one of the way that you humble someone is telling them that they look ugly Yeah. One of the ways that you humble someone is telling them that they look ugly.

No, Adel, you're very handsome. Handsome, handsome like a fancy chef. But it doesn't even matter, Adel. It doesn't even matter that you're handsome because you're tall, so it doesn't matter. Yeah, it doesn't matter. Yeah, that's right. Your success will find you because you can see

over the heads of all the competition. And it doesn't even matter that you're tall because you're crazy rich, you're a millionaire. Am I? Let me search, let me Google Adorafide Net Worth. A zip by account. Adel. I Googled Adele Dazeem Net Worth and I gotta say she's doing quite well for herself.

Erin, are you actually Googling Adorafide Net Worth? Yeah. Okay, why not? Okay, let's do it. Ugh. for yourself. Erin, are you actually Googling Adderify Net Worth? Yeah. Okay, why not? Okay, let's do it. Ugh. I just don't think- Nothing coming up. I just don't think, thank God I don't think

that we're big enough to have Adderify Net Worth be a viable. Now Addle's Googling something as well. This is chaos. Oh! I'm JPC. This is HeyRiddleRiddle. Welcome to the show. Wait, this could not be me. None of that matters.

Hold on, I typed in Adorafy Net Worth and it immediately came up. Oh! Really? Mine has your Instagram and then it has your Twitter and then your IMDB. What could this Instagram be worth? And then- Probably not much. A picture of Gemma and then your Wikipedia page

for Hello from the Magic Tavern. Okay. Interesting. When I typed it in, it immediately came up with a photo that's a still of me guesting on a podcast that I don't remember It says in big letters that says two million dollars Adel refines net worth is two million dollars on average on average He is compensated handsomely for his service. Well, well, well someone finds me handsome For his services as a services as a professor writer and podcaster Addle earns an annual salary of $96,380. Wow, so you really saved a lot of money

to get that $2 million net worth. This guy's been doing it for 20 years. You buy people gifts and are so generous with your friends, it's as if you had $2 million. Yeah, I'm not doing great financially. And I think the last time we were in LA, we were hanging out with, maybe it was Ryan Rosenberg or something,

someone along the, of the ilk. And I bought, I was like, let me grab dinner or whatever it was. And then we got outside and he goes, I get the feeling that you're rich. And I'm like, I'm just bad with money. I'm just irresponsible. I'm very, very bad with money.

Adel, do you want to know the stuff that fills in, the auto fill in when I try to Google your name? Sure. Adelrify podcasts, Adelrify age, Adelrify wife, Adelrify wrapping paper because of that viral thing you did. Wow, that's still with you from like 15 years ago. That's crazy. Adelrify Wikipedia Adderallify sister, Sydney, I'm creating incredible sister, 10 on 10 sister. And then my favorite Adderallify M&M.

Thank you for having me be a top search for Adderallify because I too think about his M&M impression three times today. I love that we did that for Adderallify and I think that we shouldn't do it for anyone else on the show. Now, let's, Aaron stop. Aaron, put your book down. What? You don't know what I'm doing. I'm working on my novel.

I'm working on my novel. I have no other time to do it. JPC ex-wife is horse. I knew it and I knew. I knew it. Wait a second, she divorced me? Yours is kind of boring, I will say. Divorced horse. I thought it was I knew I knew it I will say Source I thought it was gonna be like JPC pervert JPC. It's like JPC John Patrick Cohen, baby

That's a cone Harry riddle. I'm Patrick Cohen real name. Does it mean does it mean? Does it mean that people are searching for? That that means that there are more searches for John Patrick Cohen baby than anything else, is that correct? Here's the Aaron Keefe results, the autofill. Aaron Keefe comedian. Aaron Keefe sweater. Yeah, I see that too.

Aaron Keefe age. Aaron Keefenheim? Hold on. That's not me. Who is Aaron Keefenheim? Aaron Keefe comedy bang bang, Aaron Keefe commercial, Aaron Keefe single? It's me, Erin Kieffenheim comedy bang bang Aaron Kieff Aaron Kieff single It's me, Erin Kieffenheim Erin Kieffenheim and I am the warrior from the Nordic places

Okay, she must die There can only be one of us. There is an Erin Kieffenheim This is very weird. There's a lot of Erin Kiefenheim, oh boy. Do you think it's worth it to get Erin Kiefenheim on the podcast just to see? Just to see if that's something that we should be doing. Okay, I'm on her Twitter, should I see what she? Do Erin Kiefenheim age, Erin Kiefenheim net worth.

I put in Erin Kiefenheim sweater and Erin you'll be pleased to know, no results. Okay, that's terrible. Thank God. Well, it's great that we're all known for some of the things that will never be able to escape us. Erin for her age, Adol for his wrapping paper, and me for my baby. That's for life. We all have our things for life.

Hey, speaking of life, La Haya, Fiddler on the Roof. Oh, God, wait. Well, I think it's more than just Fiddler on the Roof. No, I think it's exclusively. Be careful. Be careful. What? I think this might be a riddle podcast.

Mm-hmm. This is a riddle podcast. Not if Aaron Kiefenheim has anything to say about it. And what would Aaron Kiefenheim's podcast sound like? And I think it podcast sound like? And I think it was... Oh my God, oh my God. All right, everyone be careful.

Aaron, you're in charge today, right? Your old man puzzles. Yes, and you know what? I'm gonna tell you something right away. I'm gonna phone this in a little bit. Not right away. I'm here to have fun. Yeah, we're good.

I guess we're 10 minutes in. You spent 10 minutes Googling yourself. I don't necessarily know that you need to tell us that you're phoning it in today. I'm so vain. Um, okay. Um, we are gonna start with some pink things. Okay.

We're familiar with these. You're telling us or asking us? You know, I'm telling you. Yeah, you're familiar with these. Like pig squeal, we've done this one before, swine wine. Unusually, rare chair. Is this anything? You're so vague, you probably think this thing

is about something. Huh? How about that? That is something. That's great. I like that a lot. Well, it is good. That is good. No, no, no.

Of course I was listening to what you were saying. You were saying something about pigs or pigs or. Something about a rare pig. All right, moving on. Weak man. Adler fly. Yes. Yeah, me, well except for my shoulders.

Yeah, shoulders like carry the rest of it. And that mustache didn't come off easy. So weak man weak man Yellow fellow yellow fellow Like he's a coward. I'd like to see a scene. Okay, okay JBC you're the man in the yellow hat from curious George and you're curious George and George is asking you a lot of questions Hey dad.

Oh, not your dad. I'm not your dad. Yeah, dad, you're my dad. No, I'm the man in the yellow hat. You dress me, you pay for my food, you tuck me in at night, you're my dad. Oh my god. Yeah, I mean, yeah, I don't love that you call me that, but yeah, I mean, Dad, you're my dad. For sake of this conversation sure how is how are monkeys born?

I don't I mean I assume similar similar to one Similar to what similar to people our people born? Hey dad are people born? I don't know I mean I don't know Hey dad, how are people born? I don't know, I mean, I don't know, just vaginally c-section? Vaginally c-section. I'll google that later. Yeah. Hey dad, hey dad? It's really bothering me. Hey dad, are we rich?

Um, we want for nothing, but I don't think that we have like a crazy amount of disposable income Uh, I don't really work you understand. Yeah, you mostly I mean you mostly just kind of shop Hey dad, I don't mostly shop. I mean I do some shopping but like some shopping is a necessity like groceries Yep, were you mad when I ripped that kid's arms off at the birthday party? No, he deserved it. Okay. He scared me. He startled me. He did startle you. He shouldn't have done that. And that's exactly, that's why, that's why I'm, you know, when you call me dad, it kind of... I just hear that kid screaming, dad, dad, dad, and it kind of, yeah, and it's, yeah, it's bad vibes for me.

Yeah, I see it when I close my eyes. That's good. That means you have... Do you feel remorse? No, I just see it. That's good, because he's startled you. Can we get that removed, Dad? The part of your brain that sees it? The part of my eyes that sees it when I close them. I mean, you could do like the old Oedipus Rex, you know, kind of thing with...

Stabbing him. Stabbing him. St stabbing him out. You could stab him out. Huh. Writing down that I need to check out this Oedipus Rex? Actually don't Google Oedipus Rex. Just know that you can stab at your eyes. Don't look into it. Vaginally C-section Oedipus Rex. These are my save for later searches.

These are all the things that populate when you- Hey dad why the hat? I'm sorry? Why the hat? Cuz I look like a pimp playboy! I look like a stone cold pimp but it's still cool to say pimp. What year is it? You look like Pharrell. What year is it? You look like Pharrell when he had that hat on. You look like Elmer Fudd. Okay so Pharrell with the hat on so it's 2013 okay, okay, you don't know you're a monkey. You're not a boy Oh come on grow up you gotta live in this world like the rest of us You killed the boy or named him we left we don't know Man not your dad killed me.

That just about killed me. In the books does he tell Curious George that he's his dad? In the books? I don't think so. He treats him like his kid. I thought they had like a business relationship. You think that?

It's more like a Batman Robin. It's more like Cur curious George is his ward Wait, what? Both so wrong. They're not business partners. They're not side. Do they fight crime? What do they do? I? Don't know. I don't know what they do I know about that that there's a man in a yellow hat and there's curious George, but I always assumed I feel like they were in the same universe as Madeline does that make sense I bet they know Madeline I always in the guy in the yellow hat knows the Morton salt girl. Oh Family she I know she was college roommates with Pippi Longstock. Yeah

Wow, oh with Tatiana Muslimi That monkey so has such a big range with When the monkey plays like seven different monkeys, I love orphan monkey. The Russian monkey. Oh yeah. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. So fast, I'm crying. That is so fucking funny. I do love the name Tatiana. Tatiana is an awesome name.

That's so fast. That's a very good name. Oh, fuck, okay. I'm young again. I'm young again. I'm young again. That made my bones young. So did you look it up though? He's the caregiver of the monkey?

He's like the, is he like court mandated? Yeah, he's court mandated. Court mandated caretaker to kill George. He drove drunk and then they, they're like, your punishment, you can either do 20 years of prison or, Take care of a monkey until it dies. And the monkey lives like 18 years probably, right?

Monkeys don't live crazy long. See, we're asking the difficult questions here at Hate Riddle Riddle, like, what's going on with Curious George and what's him and the yellow hat relationship? I'm gonna Google this. I think we might need to take Google away from the two of you.

Okay, here's what I got. I Googled monkey net worth. Here's what it says. Okay. The monkey's net worth was $4 million. Oh. And that's, okay, that's a band. That sounds like the start of a riddle.

Speaking of riddles, we are in the middle of a riddle, I think. Oh, yellow fellow. Weak man. Weak man, weak man. Are the people in the middle of a riddle, I think. Oh, Yellow Fellow. Weak Man. Weak Man, Weak Man. Are the people in the monkey still alive? One of them at least. Really? Hey, hey, they're deceased.

Hey, hey, we were the monkeys, and now we're corpses. No, that's bad, that's in bad taste. I didn't just say that. Yeah, that's in bad taste. Aaron didn't just say that. Yeah, that's an error. Aaron, you're so cringe. Oh. Wow. I know. Aaron, weak man is the prompt that we have.

And these are words that rhyme, right? These are two words that rhyme. Okay, weak man. Weak man. Okay, so this would be, okay. Small Paul. Feeble, Steve-el. Feeble, Steve-el. Think of different ways to say man. So this would be okay small Paul Stevil Think of different ways to say man, dude Guy

Champ Sport I would say think of a term that's like a little bit more like not clinical but like human mayor you man Mayor mayor weekly mayor daily mayor like You man. Mayor. Mayor Weekly, Mayor Daley, Mayor. Like, think like a way of saying it that's like not. Homo sapien. No, like in, I also like think of like. Yes.

You're telling me to think of like, but you're just thinking of it. You're not saying what I should think of. It's hard to give a hint for this without just telling you what it is. Ah, okay, okay. Okay, okay, okay. If we get, is a synonym for weak gonna help us out?

Is that gonna get us there? That could, yeah. Okay, feeble. Inmaciated. Think of like a clinical term for a man. For a man, okay. Male. Yes. Male, okay. Okaymanciated. Think of like a clinical term for a man. For a man, okay. Male. Yes.

Male, okay. Okay, snail male. Frail male. Frail male. Frail male. Ooh, the frail male had snail male. Yeah. Ship saying. Ship saying, ahoy, boys.

That is a boat gloat. Boat gloat. That's how I greet the sailors when they come into town, at all. Ahoy, boys. A boat quote. A boat quote. A boat quote. They're how I greet the sailors when they come into town at all. Ahoy boys! A boat quote! A boat quote! A boat quote! They're like, that woman in the barrel is gonna drown.

A yoo-hoo boys, catch me! Catch you, you're in a barrel, you're floating away. Yes! You're being swept out to sea. Do you think that you were born in the wrong era? Do you think that you would have been better as like, you know, 1920s, ahoy boys! Oh, for sure.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, for sure. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Put me an old timey bathing suit and put me in a barrel and send me out to sea. Amen to that. I think, and I mean this in the best possible way, I think you should be working the door like a speakeasy during prohibition.

With like a shotgun. Thank you. Or like a shotgun tucked into your garter belt or something. Addle, that is the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me. That's really, really nice. I feel very seen by that. Yeah. I was born in the right year or like time period.

I was born in 88. I was just born in the wrong state. I should have been two states over. Yeah. I was meant to, I would have thrived in Minnesota. Yeah, you'd be a household name by now if you were born in Minnesota. And if I just would have been born 20 years from now,

when everyone has big football-pad shoulders, I would be accepted. You played football in high school. That's fair. Here we go. Nightbird Grimace. Purple. Purple Nerple.

Purple Nightbird Grimace. Nightbird. This would be. Nightbird singing in the dead of night. What's it say? Owl, Owl Scowl. Owl Scowl. Do you like that one, Adel? I like that one. I thought you might like it.

It sounds like a weatherman or something. I like this one scene. I know, what is he saying? Oh, Owl Scowl. No, please. You're too slow, no. Aaron, I'll give you, I'll venmo. It sounds like a like a weatherman or something No, Aaron I'll give you I'll venmo right now I will venmo you $100,000. Oh, let me see if it updated Aaron. That's how much you owe me so that doesn't Please I want to see you see please. Fine. Fine. Fine. I but remember this next time we both call a scene at the same time I won't But remember this next time we both call a scene at the same time. I won't. There's no chance I will remember it. Aaron, I want to see a scene. So you and Adela are going to be the superhero duo, Nightbird

and Grimace. And Nightbird can be whatever you want it to be, but Grimace is going to be the McDonald's character. The night is quiet. Too quiet. Too quiet. Oh, Jinx. Grimace. You watch the new season? You're standing so close behind me.

Oh sorry, I don't have much spatial awareness. Help! My purse! That man just stole my purse! Help! My purse! That man just stole my purse! Grimace. That's a little insensitive. It just sounded like a song. The fuck? Are you eating an ice cream's a little insensitive. What the fuck? Grimace.

What? We're working. That's what my kind eats. I guess he's fucking gone now. He's got away. I'll get next time! Fuck you! Damn it.

He spit right when I was yawning. Grimace came up to you. Tuh-tuh. Damn it. Damn it. He spit right when I was yawning. Oh, Grimace coming out to you. I'm going to write in my mouth. Grimace. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You smell like cheese. Thank you. You're late every- no, no.

No. You smell like cheese. Okay. You're late every day. Thank you. It makes me sick to look at you. What? I feel like one of those is not like the other.

I mean- Like if I said, like if I said like if I said hey night bird, hey night bird can I talk to you? Yeah. Um you uh your pants are too short um your hair uh needs to be redyed uh and um you can never get pregnant. Oh my god, that's awful. See, this is what I mean though, man. That's even a bad example. Grimace, I gotta find a new sidekick. I'm so sorry. Don't say don't.

I'm letting you go. What am I gonna do? Oh my god, that man's stuck in that trapped car and it's on fire. Won't someone help him? No, that's me. I'm just talking to my partner. Oh god, you look like a car crash on fire. My, that's me. I'm just talking to my partner. Oh god, you look you look like a car crash on fire My kind don't burn

He's a kaiju right? Yeah, Aaron episode title my kind don't burn just think about it All right, I'll put it on the list Aaron can I complete my survey? Sure. Working with Erin? 10 out of 10. Oh, that made me feel good. I did like how Erin laughed when she said,

it sucks to look at you or something. Yeah, that felt bad saying. It's hard to say without laughing. Bogus Earth movement. Ooh, that would be- Fake quick. Yes, to fake quick. I thought you were going to say global warming. But I'm proud of you for not.

It's a fake quake. It's a fake quake. I'd like to see a scene. Adol, you are roommates with JPC and you're faking an earthquake in the apartment. Hey, have you seen my copy of Call of Duty? Whoa whoa whoa? What's going on? Do you feel that? No, what's going on? Whoa? Here lay down on the couch. Whoa, whoa, bounce bounce bounce. Whoa whoa whoa? Okay. Oh my god. Oh my god. It's happening

It's it's finally JBC. It's happening. Illinois is gonna break off into the ocean Yeah, I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think that was an earthquake. I think you were kind of moving the couch a little bit. Well, it's not an earthquake, then why... Oh, get up over here. Excuse me. Don't. Then why are all your plates breaking? Don't, don't, no, stop!

God damn it. God damn it. They wouldn't break one by one like that. Ugh. Hey, is there something going on? Hmm? Is there something going on? I mean, yeah. It's the sixth, man. What's your gr-

I told you, I'd get to it when I get to it. Yeah, I just- Do you wanna know it's- Do you wanna know I'm mad? I'm not mad, man. I'm not mad. I just- I had to pay for you last month and you got me back, but it was like the 16th, and it's like it's a lot of money. I just I Just want to know it. You know I don't want to pay the late fee. I just Why are you mad?

Well, are you mad? I'll see reasons one. I keep paying rent. I don't live with you I'm sorry what I don't live with you you have a room here You asked me to come over and play video games, and I do and then you Venmo request me for $1,650 you shower here you eat the food I shower here because you keep spilling Pretzel cheese all over my jeans, and I'm like well now I have to shower to walk home Man, she's sauce seeped into my thighs. I'd say we could put it on a plate, but every time you come over you break every plate I have. I'm part Greek.

That's not. Don't put that on me. Don't put that evil on me, Ricky Bobby. Also, a few weeks ago I said, hey, let's go see Fame's stand-up comedian earthquake. And what did you say? I said, I don't think she's dead. I think he died a long time ago. See? Um, OK. Test expert.

Ooh, a test expert would be a quiz whiz. Yeah. Quiz whiz. I do want to see a scene. OK. Is earthquake dead earthquake don't tell us I don't want to know don't tell us but make a face to indicate well you know if you Google earthquake and dead you actually get some upsetting things I want to see the scene Aaron and JPC you are both young wizards

And this is today in class your your Surprise with a quiz you have to take and we see you in the middle of this quiz. Oh My god, they suck so bad would you get for three? I Think I fucked up the spell because I don't know it's like I Got toad I got toad for three, but I think it should be table. I'm gonna I'm gonna redo the math You know what I'm gonna redo the math cuz I got the moon and you're using math Is are we supposed to use math oh my god, you have like an essay written out. What? I'm all out of sorts. The question for three is alchemy? So it's like, I guess I could try it with math.

I'm trying. I started with algebra but I have the math wrong because I got the moon. Ten more minutes. How many? God. Ten more minutes! How many? God! Ten more minutes! There's like a thousand questions on this quiz with three in. Okay okay okay um we just have to like let's just do true or false let's just do some true or false let's just like say true or false okay so four true five false six true seven false. You know that thing with like multiple choice questions that you're always supposed to say like B or something

What is the one what is the letter? Oh? God there's so many letters. There's 26 letters. Oh Let's just do F. Okay We know you can't put the same thing as me is gonna think that we cheated off each other But if the letters F then we have to both do it. Ah Fuck okay, maybe this is sort of like a test within a test. Maybe we're supposed to do a spell on him. Or make the test disappear.

Okay, okay. Okay, no, no, that's good. We do a spell on him. Okay, so what do we know about Professor Bones? He's old as dirt. He's just got a divorce. He's just got a divorce. He's old as dirt.

He loves to sing. He loves to sing. He's in that barbershop quartet. Oh, didn't he have like a weakness? Or like, oh yeah, throat. His throat. Like he's had a bunch of like esophageal problems or whatever with his throat. I'd argue his ex-wife too is a bit of a weakness. Let's kill him. Eight more minutes!

Did we win? Did we pass? Let's kill him. It's a good sickness for him. Eight more minutes. Avada Kedavra. Oh! Did we win? Did we pass? Did we get it? I think, let's just do a couple more on him. Avada Kedavra, Avada Kedavra. Okay, and this is Adol here. Okay, so the Disney twins, they passed the test, I guess. Good. They all got Fs.

Perfect. Dr. Bones is dead. And they got into Disney, right? They got into Disney. Disney Academy? And see. Origin story. A very satisfying improv time.

The comedian earthquake is still alive. How about that? Wow. So you should have gone with me. I should have gone with you. Interesting. Oh, Aaron's going to sing a song. I didn't mean to do that. Oh Aaron's gonna sing a song

I'm trying to use Shazam to Meant to not even make noice No song it sounds like Aaron. I mean this in the nicest way Oh, it sounds like when a cartoon mouse gets drunk and sneaks into the kitchen and rubs their hands together The jingle for no product it's not it's not the jingle for nothing But it's the jingle for the specific product that is not a product No, it's a mouse eating something. What product would that be? Cheese?

JBC, very quickly, we have to see this is an ad for nothing. Does this ever happen to you? No! Oh no! Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom. No. Okay, okay, nom nom nom no. That's a Momo song for sure. Okay, what is this place? I guess is my big question.

Workplace, are we friends? Is this a brunch? What is this? Pebble supply. Pebble supply. Pebble supply. Stone zone. Ooh.

Oh no, but that's... Where I'll be shopping for my Christmas gifts. This stone zone. Oh No, but that's where I'll be shopping for my Christmas gifts This down zone. That's where you get high as shit pebble supply. This would be the rock stock Yes, that's amazing rock stock. Okay Tripped nicely Fell swell You're really close just drop one of those letters Tripped nicely. Failed swell. Ooh. You're really close. Just drop one of those letters.

L swell. Nope. The sequel to Legally Blonde. Fell with one L swell. Nope. Well then I give up. Come on. Failed swell, drop one letter.

Fell well, I see. Fell well. I'd like to see a scene. Okay. She doesn't even know what scene well, I see. Fell well. I'd like to see a scene. Okay. She doesn't even know what scene she wants to see. I know, I have to think about it. Wait a minute. Adel, you're a gymnast, and you are arguing with the judge at the Olympics, JPC,

to give you points even though you fell during your routine. 10, 10, 3.4. Sir, you can't call your own scores. 10, 10, 3.4. Sir, you can't call your own scores. That's why I get up there. No, I know, but it was, let the judges call their scores, they're deliberating. It's okay, dad, it's okay. Four.

Huh? Four. For me, yeah, the scores is for me. You know, you get a four. Let it four. Bullshit. Let it four. Bullshit. No.

Finland? No. Finland? No. First of all, you can call me by my last name, Mr. Rockover. I'm from Germany, but just because my first name is Finland does not mean you can call me that. Just because I fell? No. No, yes. What do you mean no?

That girl just sneezed during her floor routine. Yeah, someone else is- I broke my leg! I flipped and I sneezed and I broke my leg! Help! We can all tell. Clear the floor! You caused her to break her leg! Oh, my career! She didn't want to land on you! Clear the floor! You caused her to break her leg! Oh my career! She didn't want to land on you! Clear the floor! No, I can stand here.

Legally, I can...let me check the rule book. I can stand here until... I am satisfied with my score. Yep, she broke it. She'll never dance again. No, no, no, no, no! Don't shoot! Go ahead and get the gun. Get the short gun. Scene. Perfect. Um, you guys, I have some really good news. Short green. See. Perfect. You guys, I have some really good news. We're gonna take, actually no, we're gonna do one more

of my favorite Pink Pinks ever, I think. Okay. And then we're gonna go on a quick break because I think y'all earned it today. Okay. All right, here we go. The picnic pest is unable. And that is gonna be the name of my autobiography. Ant can't. The picnic pest is unable. And that is going to be the name of my autobiography.

The picnic pest is unable. Well, thank you, Adel. You got that right. Immediately. We're going to go take a quick break, probably two, three hour nap. And then we'll be right back. Riddles. Nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip And there's one of us coming up that I'm dying for you guys to see. Okay. You just gotta wait a second. This is you taking a bath? I don't know why this one's on here. Oh, this is awesome. I love this.

It's mostly photos of me taking a bath in a full wetsuit pretending that I'm sort of like exploring. Doesn't matter. Just wait for the photo. And there's bags of rice that say JPC natal on them. Doesn't matter. Don't look too closely at those photos. It's like Scuba Steve from... Not Billy Madison. And there's bags of rice that say JPC natal on them. Doesn't matter. Don't look too closely at those photos.

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Oh my god, is that why I did it? Oh my god. And I got one of those Grimace Shakes. They're not being sold anymore, but I bought one off Facebook Marketplace that was in someone's fridge for eight months. And they can know you can do that. Eight months is good on that point. It's good on that. Does it age like wine?

Erin, it ages like wine. And when I turn it upside down, it doesn't fall out just like a Culver's custard cone. This is a 2018. I grew this. I'm getting notes of a wolf. The Florida region. It was under the bed of a boy's dorm. So it aged quite nicely. All right, we're going to do a challenge.

We're going to start with Adel, and then we're going to Erin to see if you could beat or make him drink. What is the oldest Gribbous shake that you would consume? Adel, it starts off with you. Cool. OK, are we doing like Price is Right rules? So it's gonna go back and forth. It's gonna go back and forth.

So if Erin can beat you, she can beat you. Then we're gonna go to see if you can beat her before she has to drink. Again, is this a brunch? Are we, is this a meeting? Erin, drink from Bloody Mary and buckle in. And focus. Okay, so I'm gonna say,

I'm gonna go with eight months and one week. All right, so the oldest Grimace shake Adel is willing to drink is eight months and one week old Aaron eight months one week in a day Okay, she beat me. I can't do it. Oh Now I gotta drink it. Yeah, good luck. It is gross looking tell my family. I love them No, no, come on You can't die drinking an eight month old Grimace shake and expect your family to believe that you loved them Also, just text them now. Why are you putting this on us? This is in 1942 military. I do I do love that now

I gotta go all the way to Boston and tell these fucking racists And say I'm sorry to have to tell you this, but she drank the Grimishake. She drank a Grimishake, she died, and she did want me to say that she loved you. They're like, yeah, no shit, she loved it, that's it. I think people have to be so thankful that JPC was never in the military in the 1940s,

because I feel like he would constantly go up to every house in uniform, knock on the door, take off his hat, and then when the mom starts crying, he'd be like, what, I'm just here to tell you that your kid's doing great, or some shit like that. Oh, I thought for sure I would be doing that to sleep with the grieving mom, but it's doing a big, oh, a moan, a joke.

Like, that's my joke. JBC, I think you just proved the point with where your brain went. I would, by the way, I would love to exist in that, like, you know, even like phones were like newish. I would love to go back to that point because I feel like conning people back then had to be so fucking easy.

You could just head to the next town over and no one from the town that you just conned all those people in would ever have any way to communicate. Yeah, you got real Harold Hill vibes. Yeah. Yeah. Hello, is this 002? This is the president.

Yeah, the president. JBC, can I blow your mind? Yeah. It is easy as hell to con people now. Yeah, I guess so, but it's like, but I feel like a lot of the art of it is like gone. Cause now it's just like, taking old people's credit card information

and shit like that. Like that's not fun for anyone. It's the- That's a Tuesday. I need to see a scene. I wanna do it face to face. I wanna con an individual. I wanna see a scene.

This is a, think like, what is Pleasantville set? 1950s? Yeah. This is like Pleasantville 50s. JPC, you are a grifter? Is that the term? Yeah, grifter.

Grifter. And you are knocking on the door of Aaron Keefe, who is a 1950s susceptible woman. Who is it? Excuse me, miss. these susceptible women. In fact, I'm on my way to a big jewelry convention and... Ugh, okay, nevermind ma'am, I can see that you're busy. Maybe I'll try one of your neighbor's houses. Ah, crumbs. Oh, jewelry! My briefcase opened up and all my jewelry popped. I gotta put my jewelry back up.

Diamonds are spilling on my doorstep. Oh, crumbs, all these diamond necklaces. Back in my briefcase. Sorry to waste your time, ma'am. Oh wait, no, no, not at all a waste of time I Haven't gotten diamonds from my husband since well, I've never gotten diamonds from my husband Oh ma'am, I can't I'm so sorry to I didn't mean to confuse you. I'm not selling these diamonds

I'm on my way to a jewelry convention and I just need to get enough gas money to get there I was gonna call back to the home office, but I mean, you'd really be interested in buying some authentic diamonds? Yeah, why don't you come in? I'm just dressing a turkey. I'm not busy at all. Oh! Hello?

Hey, sweetie, it's me. Just wanted to let you know that I won't be coming home tonight. I have to work late and stay at the apartment. Alright, sounds good! Phew. Alright, now we're talking. I love the little outfit you got this guy in. What is this, a little sweater?

Yes, I dressed the turkey. Amelia Bedelia. So show me these diamonds. I really shouldn't, I mean these diamonds. I'm just interested. These are for an exhibition. They're not even really for sale, but... Well, I do need $500 to get enough gas to get in my car and drive all the way to New Jersey City. What car?

Look out the window. Grabs Ty. Where's my car? Oh my god, my tie! It was a clip-on. You think we're not all in communication with each other? Who? Who was- My friend Lorraine from Two Town Silver, she told me all about you. We've been planning this for weeks. Lorraine. We stole your car, we're stripping it for parts. You know you made her fall in love with her, right?

Well hold on, first of all, I remember Lorraine. I didn't make anyone fall in love with me. I feel like she was- Oh, you think? I don't know. You did a sexy dance for her. What was supposed to happen after the sexy dance? I didn't do a sexy dance. I spilled water on my shirt while I was washing my hands and I was changing shirts. And by the way, there was Bing Crosby playing. I bet she left that out of the story. How do you way there was Bing Crosby playing she I bet she left that out of the story how do you not dance to she did she did leave

that out of the story yeah exactly and first of all I didn't even sleep with Lorraine we did mouth and hand stuff that's it scene mouth to hand you guys yeah we're gonna try something that is a little new, or we've done it before and I don't remember. Ah ha ha ha! Yes! I like how you covered your bases with little new. Um, yeah.

These are called mad gabs. I would have loved it if Aaron said Hank Pinks, and we're like, uh oh. Ha ha ha ha. Oh boy. We're going to the hospital! Cosmo concern! Now we'll tell your family you love them. You guys ever since...

How could you be so funny? I'm gonna just text your sisters today. Just to be like, hey, just wanna let you know, Erin loves you guys. Yeah, these are hinkpinks. The picnic pest is unable. These are called mad gabs. And they are, I'm going to say a string of kind of nonsense words in a row that are going to sound like a phrase or a sentence, but it's not that.

I am going to put the hospital on some sort of speed out just so we are clear. This is just Erin setting the table for us to not be concerned about her stroke. She's about to have a... I don't like worrying you two. You worry so much about me. Can I just also say something?

Everyone, our listeners are so sweet. They always have sort of been at like in the orange zone of a level of concern for me And now they're at a red and I was crying laughing out loud at the comments of the review crew poll Where everyone voted that we eat 60 grapes in 60 minutes and everyone's so worried about me And it made me laugh so hard. They're like we only have one Aaron It made me laugh so hard. They're like, we only have one Erin. We can't kill her.

Treat Erin like she's like the ozone layer and it's like 1990. People are like, hey, we gotta figure this thing out. People treat me like I'm like the 15 year old dog that they're like, I don't know. If we give that dog a french fry, it will die. Yeah, a 20 minute car trip, that might be too much for Lucy. If we take her to the park, she'll blow away.

I do enjoy it. I think it was last month. Fucking funny. Every survey, there's something that Erin suggests, or two things Erin suggests. I think last time it was, we cook each other a meal. So that was Erin was like, let's do that. We cook each other a meal.

And then in the comments, people are like, don't do cook a meal. Yeah. So that was Aaron. Aaron was like, let's do that. We cook each other a meal. And then in the, in the comments, people are like, don't do cook a meal because Aaron won't be able to eat whatever and Aaron like don't make Aaron, she's going to throw up and it's like, this is her. Just so everyone knows what we're talking about here is we're talking about the Patreon. There is a special $8 tier where if you pay us $8, you can hear us eat grapes. So that's. We just found out. Does it sound like a really bad deal? It is. I would say don't join this month.

Join next month when we build a Lego set or something. All right, these are the mad gabs. Okay. Abe and appeal. Okay, so Erin, all you told us is you're gonna say a string of gibberish words. And then you're going to. Yeah, I'm supposed to do something with this.

Like, it will sound like a phrase or a thing. It will sound like a different word. Okay. Abe and appeal. Abe and appeal. Abe. Abe. Abe Lincoln's Heel.

Abe and appeal. So this is like, Abe and Abed. No. Abe and appeal. Abe and appeal. Abe and appeal. Is there an example one, Aaron, that you could give us? Let's do this one as an example one. Okay and appeal. Abe and appeal. Abe and appeal. Is there an example one, Erin, that you could give us? Let's do this one as an example one.

Okay, okay. Abe and appeal, a banana peel. Okay. You said Abe though. A banana peel. No, but that's why it's a game. Abe and appeal. Abe and appeal.

So okay, yeah, sure. So this game is like if I said, Robin de Mibou, and I'm like, okay, yeah, sure. So this game is like if I said Robin de Mimbo and I'm like Robert De Niro. Adel? I'm getting a sense you don't like this game. I was gonna guess Robert De Niro. I don't have anything else prepared.

So maybe let's do a 180 on the attitude. No, no, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Yes, ma'am, smiling politely. Let's do a 180 on the attitude. Abe Autumn-less pit. An Autumn autumn a bottomless pit. Yes now I am I Am seeing maybe a problem Up to my room. Here's what Aaron. No, I don't even want to be able no Aaron Aaron please no no no it's it seems

This is this is a game that is for showing someone something that is written out no Okay, JBC JBC. Hey hey, don't try anything new she's in their room her place doesn't have an upstairs. She's on the roof Aaron be careful there There's a bunch of dead pigeons up here. I guess I've been shooting pigeons. You guess? You've been shooting them, like, from, you're going on the roof and shooting them point-blank? No, I'm sitting on my couch.

Like, execution-style? I'm sitting on my couch drinking red wine and just shooting up at the ceiling. Okay. I hate to do this. Oh, oh, oh, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. I think it's, I mean, I just, I don't want to risk it. JPC, I'm gonna turn on the Grimace signal. No, no, no!

Hey, go ahead and jump and I'll catch you. You can land on me. Ugh, Grimace. Hey, buddy, relax. We slept together, but it's not gonna happen again. We got this, guy. We're the professionals. We're gonna talk her down. You, you, we don't tell her to jump either, come on.

No, I'm saying I'll cushion the blow. And I'm saying I'm not interested, Grimace. Erin take me back, please. Guy, I mean, come on, we're doing something here. She obviously chose, she doesn't need you, just get lost, okay? Adel and JPC are about to beg me to come back to the episode and do more mad gabs oh wait jpc did you hear that so that we have to um try and guess what that was okay is apple apple apple a banana peel and a banana peel in jpc

A banana in the JPC. A beaver heat rashor. A beaver heat rashor. Okay, call the hospital, tell them to get a bed ready. You don't think they already have beds ready? You think in a hospital there's no sheets? No? Okay. I mean don't put the sheets on the bed, because if I go to a hospital and I see the sheets already on the bed, I'm like, that's on the bed from the last guy. I want to see them put the fresh sheets on the bed because if I go to a hospital and I see the sheets already on the bed I'm like that's on the bed from the last guy I want to see them put the fresh sheets on the bed I'm throwing these mad gabs into the fire no Aaron no we actually they're gone they don't burn they're like grimace they're like grimace Aaron nope nope my kind don't burn Aaron please I want to put mad gab please no Aaron please let's do one more Aaron let's

do one more this is my fun little thing I'm doing for the day 12 minutes I Play one mad gobb. No don't that's insulting No, what are we gonna do for 12 minutes anyone have anything? Tell anything fun on your desks. Yeah, of course Can we do we just one one more man one more mad guy one more I have this little thing of Vaseline on my desk what else we got Erin what's that gonna mechanical pencil I got my passport renewed this year and

so I got a little photo of me anyone wants this oh I have a riddle on my desk here we go I was the world delivered to your door, bright as the moon in the palm of your hand. Welcome at first, yet over time ridiculed. My numbers grew and blocked your door. The planet still mourns me the damage of my wake, but once in a while I'm found in your bedroom. No. Water? No, I want a mad gab. Yeah, I'd do a mad gab. I don't know what the fuck I was thinking. What's the answer to that? I don't know. too. I don't know. I was off the dome. You did not make that up. Tell me the answer.

It wasn't rhyming. Hey, Aaron, we'll find out the answer during this year's Halloween episode, okay? Oh, God. No, we're gonna do another one. It's gonna be our, we'll find out the answer to that riddle on the 402nd episode of the episode.

No, I'm not gonna live that long. We have to record that great episode. I'm gonna explode. Aaron Madge, please. Sure, one more. Yes. And then we're gonna bullshit and do something else. Abe Hare Heat Rasher. Aaron. Your. Abe Hare Heat Rasher. Did you add something at the end there? Is there supposed to be a huge pause and then one last I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. one's not good. A pear-ach cracker. A pear heat rash-er. I can't even get this to sound like this thing. A banana peels. You guys, you're about to hear a lady lose her mind on a podcast.

You're about to hear? Go back to episode one. A pear heat rash-er. Yeah, that's great. A pear heat rash-er. Yeah, that's great. A pear-a-frain-dreshers? A pear-a-frain-dreshers.

A pear-a-frain-dreshers. Wait, hold on, I actually have to get it. A pear heat rash-er. No, no, hold on. A pear heat rash-er. A pear heat rash-er. A pair of Fran Dresher's? A pair of Fran Dresher's. A pair, wait, hold on, I actually have to get it. No, no, hold on. A pair of Fran Dresher's. A pair of Fran Dresher's. Oh no, Erin, oh no. A pair of Fran Dresher's.

I, this is the first time in my life I've experienced and regret asking to go back to these. I don't think. I'm just being nice. A married racher. A married racher. A married racher. A married racher.

A married crasher. A wedding crasher. A wedding crasher. A buried treasure. A buried treasure, yes. Wow, but it did sound like a pair of friend dressers, right? I just started saying a buried treasure. That's how you got it. Abe hum pen-thin-ite.

Abe hum pen-thin-ite. Abe hum pen-thin-ite. Hum. Abe hum pen-thin-ite. I was the world delivered to your door, bright as the moon in the palm of your hand. Welcome at first, yet over time ridiculed, my numbers grew and blocked your door. The planet still mourns by the damage of my wake, but once in a while I'm found in your bedroom.

JPC, I know it. Yeah? Found in your bedroom, it's a bump in the night. Oh, a little baby. No, that's a bone in the oven. No. Wait, read it again. Yeah, no, it was a bump in the night.

Okay, come on. You got it. Did anyone want to do, to try to solve, Red Tony's flyer of a single riddle? I want you to tell me what it is. I don't want to solve it. I'm old man puzzles. This is not my job today. Read it like a mad gab, GBC.

I feel like if I read it like a mad gab, I'd have to drive myself to the hospital. I was a world Delivered the air door and what? Is it a stamp is it a letter is it a I'm on America the America online compact disc. No This used to be in the mail all the time. Yeah. Is the answer that real? This used to be in the mail all the time. Yeah, I was the world delivered to your door. It's like access to the internet.

Bright as the moon in the palm of your hand. Welcome at first, you never time ridiculed. My numbers grew and blocked your door. The planet still mourns the damage of my wake, but once in a while I'm found in your bedroom. The once in a while I'm found in your bedroom is concerning because you should be cleaning your bedroom a little more often than 20 years.

So what's the thing about it being bright as the moon? I think it's like reflective. You know, the America Online disc is, can I tell you what me and my friends used to do with those? I'm sure other people do this as well. We would get all of those like, you know, 20 minutes of internet discs and then we would take them to the park

and we would have CD fights with them where we would just toss frisbee style CDs at each other. I did that all the time, but with a twist of I used to pretend I was Gambit. Oh, I saw a time on me. No, that's water boy. Oh boy. How does it feel, buddy? How does it feel?

When the mud dog showed up at halftime and the water boy wanted a boba bowl Ah shantay mon on me Want to hear your name on a podcast? Call Hey Riddle Riddle and leave a voicemail These three hosts are real and they're waiting to hear from you. You, you, you. Pick up the phone and call 1-805-RIDDLE-1 tonight. Adults only.

Definitely. Aaron, that was great. Wait, hold on, I will say, I will say, it is adults only. Thank you so much for that voicemail theme, but it should, if you're children, please stop texting the thing. I will not be texting you back or playing your voicemails, your children. That ruled.

That was a submission from Bobby Boucher from somewhere in Louisiana. No, that was actually from Chris Finkie. Chris, you nailed it again. That was fantastic. Incredible, incredible. And let's nailed it again. That was fantastic. Incredible, incredible. And let's hit it with that voice. Pfft.

Erin, Erin, what the fuck? What is going on with you? I told you I was phoning it in today and I didn't even meet. I just lost so much steam. Are we done after this episode? Are you, no, are you, are you steam powered? What's going on?

Yeah, I'm steam powered. Ugh. Hey, idiots. And Aaron. This is Ashley. Um, and I am entering into the last semester of my master's program. And some of the people in my program just plain suck. So I was wondering if you could give me some advice on how to intimidate them and leave the semester with a bang. Thanks, A. My advice would probably be, this may not be everyone's cup of tea. I would say deploy a healthy dose of stoicism. I would say

Don't let them see you sweat. Don't let them see you be bothered be as kind as you need to be to them And not that you have to I'm not telling you this while of course, but I'm just saying Don't you don't do anything and I think that's the best life well life well lived is the- This is like turning the other cheek. This is the Jesus. Yeah, unless they're like- Yeah. Bothering you. If they're like saying, if it's intrusive

in terms of like they're making you uncomfortable in any way or something, then I guess I would change tactics. But I'd say if they're just being idiots and it's just annoying, I would say stoicism is my bread and butter. I would try to get hired as a staff member and then make their life hell that way. Be like the administrator and then you have to make them fill out a bunch of paperwork in order

to graduate. Set up a bunch of red tape for them. I mean, we can use the carcassel system to our advantage. You can plant drugs on them, cocaine, call the police, ruin their entire lives. You can do that, of course. That's one option. The other thing is Adel said, don't let them see you sweat. I think let them see you sweat.

In fact, sweat a lot. Stop using deodorant, and only do things that make you smell awful. And then whenever you're interacting with them, get as close to them as possible when you're talking. They will, no matter how annoying they are, they will not enjoy that experience so much that they will cut every one of those conversations short.

Now you will also be ruining all the other relationships in your life, but scorched earth is a strategy. It is a viable strategy. Maybe not a recommended strategy, but it's viable. I bet that's the advice that gets taken. That's the one that makes the most logical sense. It's the path of least resistance, although you are going to want to crank the resistance up on whatever treadmill you're using to get as stinky as possible The more resistance the more smell This also not to make this about me proves my point that a big chunk of our listenership is in

grad school Mm-hmm Yeah, they're all in grad school But do you think that those annoying people that this person has to deal with in grad school? Do you think that they're also our listeners as well? Statistically, statistically, one of the one of the annoying people has to also listen. Only good people, only salt of the earth, good people listen to the show. Wow. Erin, would you say on a scale of, sorry, I have an exit survey for this episode. Oh, great. Yeah. GBC, I guess both collaborated on it. On a scale of one to 10, how many, what percentage of our listeners

Do you think are gonna go straight to heaven? Um one four ten percent four percent that's straight to heaven Yeah, I think we got a mostly purgatory crew Purgatory crew represent where you at purg crew? If you're listening to this podcast right now with headphones in silence, I do want you to say, woot woot. Don't, if you are part of the purgatory control, I'll justify it. Say it again,

and then we'll leave some silence. Ready, JPZ, and go. Purgatory crew, where you at, represent. Okay, great, and then that was you saying, woot woot. Adel, anything to plug? Woot woot. Aaron, that was like a train would say it. I'm a steam train.

Definitely a train. I run on steam. Uh, I would say check out Hello from the Magic Tavern. We're kicking off, we've been kicking off season five, so you can listen to the new episodes now. Mm-hmm. And also check out the Word Association, which is a podcast I do with my friends Robin Brett.

And also check out the podcast sitcom D&D. Aw. And their Patreon, which is wonderful. And also check out BillBuds and their Patreon, which is wonderful as well. I just listened to the BillBuds Muse episode and I very much enjoyed it. You're a Muse guy, right?

You enjoy Muse? I do, yeah, I saw them last year. It's pronounced music, the Muse guy wrote it. Music, it's Muse. Would you see the Music Man but it's the guy from Muse playing the role? Yes. Yeah.

What do you say? What do you say? What do you say? Night Cissedonia, come on. Yeah. Play that on Guitar Hero. Erin, do you have anything that you would like to plug? Yes, I would like everyone to head over

to the Hey Riddleriddle Instagram and give us a follow. I'm not saying anything too crazy right here, but I'm saying perhaps there will be live shows announced this year, and if you're not caught up, I guess you're caught up now on episodes. But if you ever fall behind on episodes and you don't want to miss a live show if we come to your city, which we might be coming to your city,

follow us on the HeyRiddleRiddle Instagram for those kinds of announcements. Yeah, I'll also say that usually if you're a Patreon member, not usually, always if you're a Patreon member, we give you kind of first crack at live show tickets too. So we always announce on the Patreon first if there is a live show in your area. Yeah, we let you wrestle for them with other payments. Yeah, there are currently live shows.

I think we might still have tickets for, but you can always find those at heyrudelrudel.com slash live. The Chicago one, I know we have announced. So you can go to heyrudelrudel.com slash live to buy tickets to the Chicago one I know we have announced. So you can go to heyredovertil.com slash live to buy tickets to the Chicago show. And the Chicago show is Thursday, July 25th at Lincoln Hall, 8 p.m. And I know it's in July, but it is almost sold out. So if you're waiting to get your tickets, don't do that. Go to heyredovertil.com slash live and get your tickets now.

And also, live on our website now is heyredovertil.com slash request. And if you go to that, you can fill out our Google form to request that we come and do a live show in your area. And we are collating that, and we're using that kind of data to see where in the country we can go, or outside of the country as well. Ooh. We can go to do live shows in the future.

So heyredovertle.com slash request for that. Shabu-bib. In JPC, any reviews? That's a lot of fun. This is so late in the episode to discover something so so fun. I'm realizing how hard it is to sing without guitar as Matt Bellamy. Yeah, it's like, just well, I don't know. I think his voice is very unique as well. But yeah, you do kind of need the

guitar. Yeah, but let me sing without guitar as Bill Bellamy. No. It's a little something. No, no, no, no, hold on, hold on. Do you have any reviews to read or any other thing to plug? Yeah, we got a five-star review to read. If you want to get a review featured on the show,

just go leave us a five-star review anywhere you review podcasts. This one is from AppReviewer12345, a great name, AppReviewer. Huh. I started listening to the show because Anthony Burch called the host the funniest people alive. I didn't really like riddles and I didn't really like improv, but I gave it a shot.

Three years later, I still don't really like riddles and I don't really like improv, but I do love this show. Huh, who knows what my username is, but this is Elise, not the cool voice actor. Sorry. I love that you didn't know your username and I complimented it at the beginning of the review.

Anthony Birch. What a guy. Sending people over to us and trapping them here for three years. Anthony will take your table scraps whenever you want to shuffle them off the table to us. And how much, Erin, do we know how many sales we've made with our Anthony merch?

A billion dollars? That's not ethical. That's why the net worth is so high, Addle. Well, Erin, that means we could probably build a new recording studio on... My roof with all the dead pigeons. Oh, no, sorry, Jupiter. Okay, and I'll do build Bellamy. This is my impression of build Bellamy.

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