Hey Riddle Riddle - #319: I'm A Frumpster Man, Myself w/ Luke Null

Episode Date: August 28, 2024

We have musician and comedian Luke Null on the podcast and we forgot to ask him to bring his guitar. Whoops. But we've still got laborers who are laboring for laughs, a sacred duty being done dirty, a first date that don't go great, a family dinner that's out of this world, a business meeting that's short on business, and a composer losing his composure.Starring:Adal RifaiJohn Patrick CoanErin KeifGuest Starring:Luke NullEditing by: Casey ToneyTheme by: Arne ParrottLogo by: Emily Kardamis & Emmaline MorrisWant more? Get Weekly Bonus Eps on Patreon!JPC's Guided Meditations Volume 1, available now at our Patreon digital store!Want merch? Visit our TeePublic Store! or pins, buttons & printsWant to mail us something? Hey Riddle Riddle 6351 W Montrose Ave #267Chicago, IL, 60634Want to leave us a voicemail? Call (805) RIDDLE-1 or (805-743-3531)Want to advertise on the show? Check out Hey Riddle Riddle via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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I hate you, JPC. I hate you, Adler Refund. And I hate me, Erin Key. And we're Hey Riddle Riddle and we're live in LA, baby. Wow, in the studio. Wow, in the studio. And not just in the studio, well, no, we're in a studio, but we're also, we have a special guest joining us today.

And it's- Big time. It's another edition of our former roommate roundup collection, where we have collected another one of our former roommates. Who's JPC? Yes, we have Mr. Luke Knoll on the show. Hey guys, so happy to be here. I know and have known all of you for,

I'm gonna say over a decade. It's been a decade. It's been a while. And so I know you and love you from that and I just listened to your podcast for the very first time. I did not. And I did live with JPC in 2013. Yeah, 2013, 2014.

For all the riddle listeners out there, in case you're wondering, fully hairless other than what you can see. Yeah. Other than what you can see, Ken doll. And some of the stuff that you can see isn't real. Isn't real. I'll tell you that.

Yeah, the leg hair is a toupee. I am wearing like a bunch of skin right now. Luke, before you came in, we were saying that we don't often have people from JBC's real life in here because he's very mysterious to our listeners. He is. So this is a very vulnerable thing to have someone who knows so much about him. we were saying that we don't often have people from JBC's real life in here, because he's very mysterious to our listeners. He is. So this is a very vulnerable thing

to have someone who knows so much about him. And I do. And I would say JBC's one of my very best friends, and I know you guys have been doing this podcast a lot for years. Years. And I couldn't, I'm so proud of it. I'm a fricking, hey riddle riddle Stan.

I have merch. I, today was the it. I'm a fricking, hey Riddle Riddle, Stan. I have merch. Today was the first time I listened. It's a scene, man. It's a whole scene. Luke did tell me at dinner last night, by the way, because we went to dinner last night, which is what I said, hey, can you do the podcast tomorrow? But Luke did say that he had been on other podcasts recently

where he just showed up and hadn't listened to the podcast and completely got the whole vibe of the podcast wrong. Oh boy, did I swing and miss. I was on a podcast recently where they had like a, check this guy out and the producer was like, bring a video from TikTok of a guy that you want us to check out. And I'm like, I assume that mean like,

bring in a funny video that I would, you know, and my feed is cursed. Mine is just cancerous. Yes, carefully massaged to be unwell. And that's what I like. And so I brought them like, just an unwell man, like pleading his love to some woman, just a front-facing TikTok video,

and I had to go first. And they were like, oh, this is not what we do. They called it out? Yeah, oh, right away they're like, I brought in one of a guy who like is really good at break dancing. And it was just more like a, check out this cool talent skill. And I'm like, do you wanna plug the pocket?

Yeah. Honestly, gun to my head, I don't remember what it was called. It all worked out. It would be worse if you did remember what it was called and you would listen to a bunch of episodes. Yeah you hadn't so you just showed up blank. No. So like we're gonna oh please I was gonna say one more mysterious JPC I did live with JPC right and you know what we lived in in a boy

house there was a lot of boys in the house. What do we call it the hog? Hog heaven. So we all had. I think we went to a party at that house. You probably did, almost certainly. You had a tiny room that you had to walk through to get outside? We all had a tiny room. One of the guys did. This is ringing a bell. It was five guys in a house. Was it Kyle?

Yes, and I was. I did throw up outside of that party. Good times. People threw up in that alley, people had sex in that alley. People we know did both. Who was it, five? You two, Kyle? Yeah, yeah good time people threw up in that alley people had sex in that Both who was a five you to Kyle and talk of it's in Caleb full-on. Yes Like me and five and for oh you guys Yeah Before he got famous and it was my god But the one little tidbit about Hog Heaven,

we did all have our, a hog name, where it was like, I think you were Boss Hog. Yes, he was Boss Hog. I think you were Boss Hog. I think I was Hog Wild. I think I was the only one that used hog as the first. I love it. Everyone else was like something hog, or hog.

The prefix of hog, I think, is a better fit. Yeah, exactly. Hog Wild. And I was like, calming my mind through, like like what horribly embarrassed. I was a that was a rough year. It wasn't a good Was ironic oh, yeah, but I wanted to give one bit of flavor text for listeners for the lore There's a lot of bad things. Yeah be this one as a to me. I think it's actually really endearing And it was JPC had had the best room. Yes, you're the best room He paid more but he had the best biggest room No, no, nobody had nobody we have two bathrooms between no it was all bad

It was like the whole house was bad the most fragrant turd, you know, yeah But he had the best room, but his room was right adjacent to the living room. Okay, and so I remember Sitting and like watching a movie with my now wife. Mm-hmm, and we're just watching a movie and we can hear We can hear JPC in his room and he is absolutely Blaring music. I'm talking like it is cranked, you know, this one goes to 11, you know what I mean?

Like this thing, he's maxing the speaker out and it is playing, the song he is playing is Ed Sheeran's I See Fire, which was the song that Ed Sheeran wrote for the Hobbit movies. It was the end credit to the second Hobbit movie. To A Desolation of Smaug. Thank you for saying that. I was just about to say a thing.

I'm gonna drop that. He's blaring it, I'll say. Cause you're a smug, you're Smaug Wild. I'm Smaug Wild. I'm Smaug. Boss Smaug. Boss Smaug. Smaug, sorry, Boss Smaug.

But the long and short of it was, he's blaring the song. It's a good song, it's a great song. Fine tongue. You know, it's a good tune, it's a great song. You can't see the, you know, it's a good tune. It ends, it comes on again. Uh oh. We go, you know, two times in a row you go, maybe it's just a long song.

Cut to four times in. No. So this is becoming a salt and pepper diner, John Mulaney. It is. What's new pussy, no, sex bomb. What's new pussy cat. Yeah, John Mulaney. It is. What's New Pussycat, no, Sex Bomb. What's New Pussycat, Tom Doe. So at this point, me and my wife are going, this is a joke, he's doing a gag.

He is playing the same song over at Full Blast, and that's just. Some jokes are just for me. As a joke. Some jokes aren't for anybody else. Were you like crying through it in your room? It feels like you were soothing yourself. Aaron, do you think I was crying through it? I was dead eye staring at a wall. knocked on his bedroom door... and he answered I was like all right we are watching a...

movie like can we and I think I think what it was as you... were playing like League of Legends or something and I... think you thought that your headphones were in and so it... wasn't as loud to me because I was wearing headphones which... muffled some of the sound I didn't know that the headphones... had become unplugged because I was so zoned in on a... phone and I was like oh my which muffled some of the sound. I didn't know that the headphones had become unplugged

because I was so zoned in on, could have been League of Legends, I can't remember what I was playing in 2013. But you did intentionally play it over and over. Exactly, I was like, you are, so just to be clear, you are listening to this for pleasure in a non-joke way over and over, and he's like, absolutely, and then I was like, honestly, I'm going to bury this memory

and I'm going to reveal it in public. The thing about this, until Spotify Rapped came out, I was like, I'm a normal guy. And then Spotify Rapped came out one year and I was like, oh, no. I feel like you've listened to one song for one million hours. And I was like, maybe time for a personality change. Didn't you listen to the Blink-182, I Miss You 10-Hour Loop at Work one time?

I listened to that Blink-182, I Miss You 10-Hour Loop, and it's just Tom's verse, I believe. No. Where are you? Oh no. And this was the year Luke left, Chicago? I don't want to talk about that. Curious.

I do, but I do have the type of brain where I can crave a repetitive thing. So I can listen to the same song for 10 hours and it doesn't even phase me. And then if you ask me to sing a single lyric of that Ed Sheeran, I See Fire song, I'd be like, I know he says I see fire, but I couldn't tell you a single other lyric of that song. They don't stick to me at all.

Yeah, you said your brain. Trust me, it's burned in. We'll have Luke, who is a very accomplished guitar comedian, we'll have Luke do a cover of that song that we can play over the end credits. Get sued hard. I had a year where I listened to, I think it's just Lonely Island's Sax Man.

Well, I found that so funny and I just listened to it on loop for like a week and then my year in Spotify came out and I was like, oh no. They're like, you are in the top 0.01% of Lonely Island. You have a message from Ant-Man, and I'm like, oh no. You are one of the worst perverts that exist. They track that? And there are best perverts too.

You are one of the best perverts that exist. I'm trying for that list. My early JPC lore is very connected to early Luke Null lore. So I moved to Chicago in summer of 2014. I always shut down. So it was a CIC summer. That's right. Only shows at CIC happening.

I did not miss a single Law Dog show. Wow. I saw you guys two days after I moved to Chicago. I went, I'm their number one fan. And I, for the rest of the year, did not miss it. And then you guys very kindly let me sit in with you several times. Yeah, we love Wet Bus, we loved your group too.

We had you guys a bunch of times. Yeah, you let us come and hang out. You were one of our favorite groups, and it was also one of the only groups that, when we did that show, it was us and a team called Man Baby, and we decided we would host the show, but we would always middle, and we would always try to find a group

that we really liked and bring them in. I think we had Pudding Thank You. Yes, yes, yes. Yeah, come in and close for us. Cause we were like, let's get a veteran team to close. And it was always, we thought it was a good offer cause we always got to offer like a good team a closing spot.

But Wet Bus was one of the only teams that started out as an opener and then ended as a closer. Made the transition. Yeah. A little peek behind the curtain, we cried. I'm not kidding. I mean, WebBus crying is like the, we cried all the time, we were very earnest. You got the email in 2015 to be like,

hey, we want you to close for this shitty Thursday night. For a place that doesn't exist anymore. We're like, you guys, this is sort of what all that rehearsal was about. We did it. Well, we have to move on, not that I could hear a talk. The podcast is over. I'm looking at the clock with the 39 minutes.

No, I actually listened to an episode today, so I do know what's next. I don't have a podcast on my own, so I do want to do this. You've been listening to Hey Riddle Riddle. You put in the coupon code POTATOCHIP on www.potatochip.com slash riddle riddle riddle riddle riddle riddle. Now we have to buy that code. Oh god. You fucked us. This is just like the video podcast.

No, but we do ask all of our guests, Luke. Okay. What is your relationship with riddles or puzzles or lateral thinking problems? Do you like them? Do you hate them? Do you remember them from your youth? Now I got my relationship to it now

and I think it's because we were just talking desolation of Smaug. Smaug. I do remember an early memory of riddles was Riddles in the Dark from The Hobbit. My dad reading me that book as a kid and liking those riddles, I will say since you guys have been doing this now

for one million years, you've had to burn all the good riddle. I feel like I listened to one earlier today. I technically listened to two, but I listened to one, and I'm like, that's not a riddle. Like, I'm like, some of these are not riddles at all. They're just like, how can you jam, you know, round peg in a square hole, and we're there?

So that's kind of what I'm anticipating, you giving a riddle that's in no way a riddle. Yeah, and we've been there, I wanna say, for 280 episodes. We burnt through the riddles real quick. Like, it's a gun, but it's not that big. And you're like, uh. Is there a- Okay, I'm skipping a couple of these

because the gun, but not that big. I was gonna lead off with that. I think, didn't Poff Tompkins say that the Hobbit stuff was his introduction to riddles as well? Yeah, you'll get that a lot from guests. That's a lot of people's first intro to it. We also, like there are really only like 100 riddle formats with like different wording.

And so anything that's outside of that is a miracle. You'll get like two or three new vibes of riddles. You go, that's a new one, that felt brand new. I always love when a listener sends us an email saying, I wrote something that's not Riddles, but it's kind of like a game. I'm like, hey man, it's getting on the show. When it's a movie, but change the letter or something,

those are the most exciting. And Luke, you're an escape room guy. Oh yeah. Because we've done a few. Oh, love them, love them. Yeah, a friend of mine got me into it the year that I was at SNL. They were really into it and there's a million of them

in New York, but it's one of my favorite forms of white nonsense. White nonsense. What are sort of your top three favorite white nonsense things? Well, improv podcasts. Improv podcasts, shit. Okay, I actually don't need to hear anymore.

I actually don't need to hear anymore. I actually don't need to hear anymore. I'm all good on more examples. And thank you for not making me think of more. Okay. We have some riddles that were listeners sent into the show, and so we're gonna get to some of those today. This first one is a riddle from Jeffrey.

It says, and then Jeffrey also provides hints too, which I love. I can be either, I'm sorry, I'm gonna read this again. And was that in it? Yeah. Is this part of this? I said either, but I wanna say either. So I could do, I can be either road or mind.

What am I? I can be road. I can be either road or mind. How is road spelled? R-O-W-E-D. But that's a great question, because sometimes like spelling it R-O-A-D-D. But that's a great question, because sometimes, like spelling it R-O-A-D could be the answer right there.

R-O-D-E or R-O, so R-O-W-E-D. I can be road or like a line or a road. Like a oxwain. Okay. Yes. Either road or. I can be either road or mind, what am I? And is mind M-I-N-D or M-I-N-E-D?

M-I-N-E-D. So we're talking about like road as in a bow. Or. And or can be mind or an or can be road. It is or. Because the actual hint here says there are three different clues in the quote. Which could be I can be either road or mind. So or is in there. Not to put you on the spot Luke. What is that song that's like I can be road, I can be mind, I or is in there. Not to put you on the spot, Luke. What is that song that's like, I can be road,

I can be mind, I can be the. I can be dance, I'm in the, I can be that, I'm in the, I can be everything I love. What is that from? Is that from. It's Mika. Just a VH1 hit song.

I'd actually like to see a scene so early, and I'm so sorry. It's so early. I'm so early. We're 39 minutes into the podcast, we've already done a fake potato chip. Yeah I like to see a scene the three of you are working in a mine and you're kind of complaining cuz he thought it would Be more fun

My fucking back oh Throat I feel like I've been like breathing this I cough black like it's it's goopy and black my tummy's killing me Oh, no, I've been eating this whatever this is no what well I don't I did you bring a lunch dopey. Are you eating it? Oh, be this is cold This is you bring this for don't be wait. Are you guys? Know this isn't a prank no no no My name is Matt like why are you guys doing? Did you have you guys been calling me dopey behind my back? Because I knew that people people have been saying that to me, but you're like my two best friends here

And like you guys are I'm sorry man. Yeah, we're both at my wedding and you called me Matt there Yeah with the mic in hand Matt, but man at the table. Yeah This a lot. Can I ask you something? What about me is dopey? How about that? The fact that you're just finding out now? We call you dopey is yeah, you eat coal your uniforms on backwards Yeah, and it's been on backwards forever really you put it on backwards every day You have a kick me sign on your chest which you people usually catch that back. I could see and

Yeah, what else let's see shoes on hands gloves on feet what else what else what else you have we're all wearing these little minor hats with the lights on your light is pointed you know where you know what sometimes we don't see our patterns and they're laid bear in front of us whoa that's smarter than anything I thought you were capable always reading off an X card. He's reading off a card. So what does this mean? See.

Well, bear spelled wrong. That's a lot of fun. A guy named Dopey who just gets his poor wife to write him a card and he's writing things that he can take him to her. Also, I like a lot of good old fashioned denial. That's not my name Dwarves are miners. What are we saying? Yesterday is the funniest thing to say in improv. Fuck you. Where are we? Yeah, fuck you. Where are we the best initiation for improv is fuck you. Where are we?

Because it because that's honors your partner. Yes Sets up we're in a fight and also you have to provide the information I did a law dog show where I initiated a scene with JPC and I said, I love you. And he said, who are you? And I went, fuck you, man. I hate it here. I feel like I've edited a scene, a world new scene JPC was in. And as I swept, like, and improv swept

as you run across the stage to indicate editing without making eye contact. After I swept it, I think JPC was like, there's my neighbor out for a run. My neighbor's doing his daily run. And I'm like, ugh. Not allowing you to end his time on stage. Yeah. Wow, you don't see Straykers much anymore,

especially in a neighborhood setting. But that boy, that man, he was naked. I want a tiny little penis on him. He won't be back. That's the point you have to chloroform JPC from behind and drag him back. OK, here's your next riddle. So sometimes when people send these in,

they delineate that it is homebrewed, and this one is an invention, a homebrewed riddle from Josh. Josh writes, "'Change the world with shades of pink, "'a dirty couple in the sink. "'Dip me below a flirtatious wink, "'then fill me with your favorite drink.'"

This is- Is that a pussy? Is it a pussy? Is it a pussy? I thought the same thing. I didn't know if that was that kind of hard. Morticious. I honestly thought it was a pussy too until I read the answer and realized it's not that.

What are the things you put, because I have some at home, but I don't know what they're called. I use it when I make like mold cider, but they're like, it's like a tea bag, but it's like a rubber tea bag. So you put the tea into it, loose leaf,

and then connect it, and then dip it. Is it one of those? A rubber tea bag? Oh, that thing that we don't immediately know the name of, but we're all like, oh yeah, a little tea bag container. You put clover, allspice, or loose leaf tea, and then you close it. A little dipper. A little dipper.

I've never known them to be rubber. I think I'm more familiar with a metal one. I've seen some rubber owls. Or at least the connection point is rubber. Yeah. And the other one is perforated. Cause when people say rubbers to me, I'm thinking the thing that Aaron's

talking about a little bit earlier. That's not funny. I've been way dirtier today than Smough. The definition of smough. Aaron, I wanna see a scene in your smough asking if anyone has a rubber. No, no, no. Uh-oh, I literally had to do that. You started, I saw scene in your smough asking if anyone has a rubber. No, no, no. I literally...

Did you hear? I started... I saw it in her chest. You're opening my inhale lids. I'm so embarrassed. I was like... Covered by cheered gums. Can you read the riddle again, actually?

I would love to read the riddle one more time. And this is the homebrewed riddle from Josh. And it says, Change the world with shades of pink, a dirty couple in the sink. Dit me below a flirtatious wink, then fill me with your favorite drink. And Adel, it is not one of those metal or rubber tea disposal, reusable time. I would say just vaguely glass.

Glass layer. You are all correct, but it is actually, it's- It's- Champagne glass. Rose glass, pink. It's not a glass. It's a pair of glasses. A pair of glasses.

Because I think partially the answer is glasses. So you, cause that's the change the world with shades of pink. A dip beneath your wink. Dip me below a flirtatious wink. I think that that is, is that like a John Hughes? That feels like a John, we like dip the glasses down and like give a wink, right?

Oh, like a Ferris Bueller. Yeah. Yes, yes, and like give a wink, right? I like a Ferris Bueller. Yeah It's a Ferris Bueller through a little physical demonstration of it for an audio platform No, no, we all look at we all look at the cameras with their lids cap Yeah, you got it was a pair of glasses thank you for that one Josh great riddle, okay This is a riddle from Aaron. I want to see a scene. Oh Thank you for that one, Josh, great riddle. Okay, this is a riddle from Aaron. I do wanna see a scene. Oh!

Jinx. Rock, paper, scissors. Yeah. One, two, three, boom. Okay, Luke won somehow. No, sorry, these are stone, these are stone scissors. No, no, no, no. I do like how stone scissors are what's gonna beat rock.

Stone scissors cut stone. If anything, stone scissors, that's gonna tie rock, right? Yes. Yeah. Adel, you are a groom and we are at your wedding, and JPC and Luke, you are a groom and we are at your wedding and JPC and Luke you are the two co best men and you are making a speech and you're probably including like a little too much personal Details you're trying to get them to maybe hold back some of the stuff they're saying. I Mean, what can we say about Dave? I know we both had a red pen on the speech card and we got to veto things

We shouldn't say Carolyn. Yeah, can't Carolyn. We love you. Oh my god Thanks, you're so you're so you're so right for days So right for days and you weren't right for either one of us and it's like the art we had our time and ended and we tried We tried not for lack of trying. It's mostly sexual. I totally get it I get you guys rejecting me. I mean is that a joke? It's we all had a three thing. Yeah, we're three thing I think the thing about Dave is it's never sexual with it's never sexual with Dave. That's what's funny about so safe I'm safe. He's the safe choice, you know, he's kind of just like ordering Flavorless fro yo. Mm-hmm. Dave was the kind of guy who leaves his seatbelt.

No, plain. Plain. Flavor, yeah, vanilla's a flavor. No, no, no. Vanilla's a flavor. Vanilla's actually a pretty complex flavor, Dave. Yeah, you don't have a palette for vanilla, Dave. If you had vanilla, you'd shit.

Honey, why are you laughing? It's funny, they're being funny. Dave is like an extra seatbelt in a car. He's like the seatbelt in the middle seat, which no one sits in. Can you get off his lap? What are you doing? He's being funny, he's being soft and funny, the middle seat. Can you get off his lap? What are you doing? He's being funny.

He's being soft and funny. It's nice. And we are cold best men, so maybe if you can get John over here. Okay. Us in between us in between Carolyn, what does this remind you of? 2008? Yeah. To present day?

Yeah. It is to the it's 2000. It's late 2008. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Dave., it is. Through present day. It's late 2008. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Dave, that's the great thing about Dave. We call it calendar Dave.

Yeah. He always knows what year. He always knows when Obama was elected. This year. Yeah, exactly. Earlier this year. Yeah, so I think like just now. Yeah, it's late 2008.

And it's a far-sight calendar, so I do enjoy humor. Yeah. Hasn't been inaugurated yet. Nope. Nope. That'll be next year. Lame duck sessions. Do you guys think he'll fix the economy? Huge market crash this year, huh? Absolutely, hope and change are on their way.

Hope and change, and Dave, we hope that you never change. We hope you never, and this one's on the card. Yeah, and that's another thing. Dave never changes his underwear his underwear yeah we all old skid mark dave skid mark dave but honestly you've worn them so long that a lot of pieces of it are blown out mm-hmm i love these guys yeah they're the ladies that get your attention are lucky wasn't me wasn't me i didn't make the cut but well it's not even that it just wasn't it just wasn't a fit oh yeah i begged begged them to stay I blew up their phones. I begged them to stay

Yeah, and we said no your curse is to be with our friend Dave You gotta be with Dave. Oh playing fro-yo Dave. Non vanilla ass Dave. Non vanilla would be good. I would love a vanilla Dave. But I'm the country's best non flavored yogurt, right sweetie? Oh boy. What? But I'm the country's best non flavored yogurt, right, sweetie? TCBY I told you I've told you so many times TCBY stands for the country's best yogurt Yeah, and you always make that sound when I tell you it's a fun fact guys I honestly am also learning that that stands for that

Only Dave would know that it's the country's, what does it stand for? The country's best yogurt. I did not know that. TCBY. They are all gone now, right? I think they went the way the Dodo, yes. The country got better yogurt. Pinkberry came along. Which Dodo of course stands for don't open, don't open.

Don't open, don't open. But people couldn't help themselves, poached them, opened them up. They had to know what was inside one of the Dodos and now they're all gone. Bro-Yo kinda had its moment. Yeah. And then it passed. It's gone. We were talking about that with donuts and cupcakes too're all gone. Bro, you kinda had its moment. Yeah. And then it passed.

It's gone. We were talking about that with donuts and cupcakes too. Donuts, cupcakes, yeah. What do you think is having its moment right now? Matcha? Yeah. Matcha is having a moment. Bubble tea, even? Bubble tea. Bubble tea, bubble tea.

I kinda think that we're headed for a salad crash. Hot honey. Hot honey. Hot honey. You know what I would love to see make, like have a boom is like soft pretzels. Like various flavors of soft pretzels. Love that. Yeah, cause it's not just like a Weezer.

For that to be everywhere. Annie Inns, that's the only game in town. It's only at airports and malls, right? Something a little higher end like artisan, like sprinkles for hot pretzels. High end. Do you remember the old IO during the show, they would make people pretzels by spray bottling

and then dipping it in a bucket of salt. Oh God, I didn't know that. Yeah, at the old IO. You could hear the tst, tst, tst. You could hear the tst, tst, tst. And then they would put it in the toaster too that was very loud. Yeah, that's the same toaster that they used for pizzas

that had a big ding to it. Like we can't turn off the ding for a fucking improv theater where there's shows happening. Where there's no microphone. It was almost a litmus test of like, you have to be funny enough to where you don't hear food being prepared. Yeah.

But if you did hear the ding, you could be like, uh, someone's at the door. Which would get a laugh. And if that was the case, your show was going really bad. If you could hear the ding, you could save it, but it was already down the shitter. In 2015, when I was, when WETBUS was doing cage match,

Luke smoked a cigarette on stage, legendary, incredible moment. Yeah. And when it happened, everyone was like, they would have loved that at the old IO. That would have completely flown at the old IO. I've never been screamed at, like I was for doing that in my entire adult life.

I can believe that. That's insane. I can believe that. He didn't hurt anybody. It was, that's funny. It was that's it was fun Vice I guess there was a Significant theater fire that had happened literally in Chicago if you're a young person had a big fire

If you're a long person listen listen to this podcast and you think about getting an improv don't smoke a real cigarette on stage Even if it's funny. Well, if it fits. If it fits the vibe of what you're going for, then go for it. Well, here's what's funny is I feel like I've heard stories of like, Chris Farley once picked up a Christmas tree during December at I.O. and like brought it on stage

and was like whipping it around and stuff. And then there was a Christmas tree in like 2015 or something and somebody took a gift and did it on stage and they got yelled at. So I Christmas tree in like 2015 or something, and somebody took a gift and did it on stage and they got yelled at. So I think it's a thing of like, or like John Lutz famously crashed an SNL audition, but then he got hired as a writer, and it's like that's scamp, and then in 2014,

somebody snuck into an audition and they got like banned from it. So I think it's like a whole. They got assassinated. I think it depends on where they go. Where it's like. Where it's forgiveness. Yes, where it's like, if it works out, amazing. Michael Hitchens amazing

I used to get it on the kill them You know what then someone should have been shooting Sharna's dogs cuz they were walking up on those as a no auditions Had a face cake he had a bit where he had to like reveal a face cake at the end of his bit for his I know audition for his SNL audition and the one of Sharna's dogs got on stage and like ate the end of his bit. For his SNL audition. For his SNL audition, and one of Sharna's dogs got on stage and like ate the top of the, like licked the top off. And that was the punchline of the thing, was that there was his face on the cake,

and he opened it up and... The dog ate it. There was no face. The joke didn't work, because the dog ate the face. Which is way funnier in a sad, terrible way. In a sad, terrible way, it's funnier, a sad, terrible way. In a sad, terrible way? It's funnier, yeah. Actually, rock.

I assure you, whatever that bit was wasn't that good. No. That is sort of the perfect IO story. Yeah. And I believe that was the year, Luke, that you got on SNL, right? Yeah. And you were like, and I have a face cake.

Yeah. It was me licking it. Yeah, dressed up like a dog. Luke was like a dog licking a cake. I ain't above it. I had the honor of, for every round of SNL auditions that year, I went directly after you. And I always joked that every time I would hear you getting the show. Like the sound of the crowd after you would sing that song.

I was like, this is the worst possible placement. This guy's definitely getting it. He's killing it. Hey, at least you got to not have your, nevermind. We love you. We love you. We love you, Lauren.

Love you, Lauren. Thank you for the opportunity, Lauren. Wow, we just cut out six minutes from the podcast. That's crazy. We never cut out that much. I see five. It's an edit point. We'll use that as an edit point.

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says no gifts, but you have to get her a gift. Got to get her a gift. But I'm figuring out my budget for the gift and it's like I don't know what I'm doing. I don't know what I can spend. I'm like, you have any advice for how I could or I don't know how you're doing it or? Well, I'm using Rocket Money. Have you heard of this? You've seen this?

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Hey Aaron, Adel. Thanks for joining me. Unfortunately, I have to give you guys back your $250. I just don't think, I thought I would be able to teach you JPC, but it's just like language wise, it's just like too difficult to learn how to speak it. Well that that makes sense. Yeah. I did actually keep the 250 because I've been learning through Babbel. Have you heard of Babbel? Oh wait Babbel isn't that the science-backed language learning app that gets you talking? But they don't even teach you JPC on that app. That's not even one of the official languages you could learn.

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Yeah, but Babbel is designed by real people for having real conversations. Babbel, you know, gets you talking. But you know, J you talking, but, you know, JPC is designed by one crazy man to talk in a language that only one person in the world understands. Isn't that better? We agree. I mean, I'm going to Japan soon and I've been using Babbel to learn some Japanese. Yeah, but with JPC you can learn to say thank you like a thousand different ways. You can go, and hey, those are both thank you in JPC.

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Okay, as I was saying before, I was so rudely interrupted by jokes or whatever. This is a riddle from Aram. Pasquees? Pasquees, yes. They're being fun and nice over here. Spaghetti? Pasquees me? Yes.

This is a riddle from Aram, and this riddle says, this mother comes from a family of eight supports her children in spite of their weight turns around without being called has held you since the time you crawled who is she Brady Bunch mom this is the mom from the Brady Bunch and do you remember her name for a hundred potato chips? Carol Brady. Alice's friend. My mom the maid's friend. Did he have a crush on her? Was she like someone that people had a crush on? Florence, um... Yeah, what's her name? Lawrence Nightingale. Henderson?

Lawrence Henderson? Uh... That sounds right. That sounds correct. Did people have a crush on her? We have to ask someone who's 100 years old. I think so. Addle, do you know of anyone from the 1940s?

Did any of your sons grow up? When I was watching it, I was already 35. Saw us a little... she was a contemporary. But, attractive. Addle had an age-appropriate crush on the dad. Great. Who was a fox, I think. No, it wasn't Greg the Older Boy.

Well, Marcia, once she was like, because the show ran for a long time, I'm sure there was a point where Marcia was like, ain't she cute? But then there was a point where it's like, oh no. Like the grossness that comes with people who love the Harry Potter movies. When, when, how much do you love Hermione at what point?

Yeah. Countdown clocks are appearing. When you were 13, she was 13. At what age would you like to Rupert his grit? Rupert his grit. She Rupert all my grit until I rot. No. My grint.

Grint is awful actually. Just without any other of the puns, just referring to it as your grint is not good. Yeah, that's healthy. Do you think he does? He refers to it as his grint, right? Yeah, of course he does. He stained it for sure. So this is not a real mother.

This is some sort of- This is something that- How dare you? This is a contraption that holds eight something. Yeah. Oh, a Russian nesting doll? Wow, Russian nesting doll family. I mean, it's a portrait film in spite of their weight.

Turns around without being called. They turn, right? rushing you can't they start turning around on their own run Yeah, I'm throwing the trash The only part that I don't think Russian nesting doll fits with is has held you since the time you crawled and I'm doing A new thing on the show where I'm like trying to make the answer that you say. Yes It one of those little baby bouncers. Oh, yeah. Oh interesting. No, it's not It's not a baby bounce. We were all so enthusiastic about that. Oh, interesting. No, it's not a baby bouncer. But we were all so enthusiastic about that. I do like the baby bouncer.

Check it again. Yeah, run the numbers. Can you run that again? Can you read this again? It's a baby bouncer. Yes, this mother comes from a family of eight, supports her children in spite of their weight, turns around without being called,

has held you since the time you crawled. Who is she? I like this one. I know that this isn't necessarily about the riddle directly in terms of finding a solution, but can you imagine if your mother didn't support you because of your weight? I mean, in spite of your weight, I support you.

I mean, I was a girl born in the 90s, so I guess I could kind of relate to that. What are there eight of? That's usually how I approach riddles like this. Like when there's seven, you're like, this could be days of the week, this could be, you know what I mean? So what are their aid of that's usually how I approach riddles like this like when they're seven you're like this could Be days of the week this could be you know what I mean, so what are their eight? Well, they're legs they sell pancakes in stacks of four sometimes so this could be two stacks of this bullshit and on

How am I looking? What grocery store are you going to grocery store I Support you in spite of your weight Well, they do sell ego waffles, maybe that's 10. Maybe they do 10 in a box now. That's way too many waffles in a box. But Aaron, their egg of waffles, you could have three without even knowing what you're doing.

That's kinda true. Mother of eight. Mother of eight. Yeah, a family of eight, this mother comes from a family of eight is like a, that's a good clue right in there. So yeah, Aaron, like you said, what are their eight of? And also, turns around without being called, I think is also a pretty good part.

But yeah, if you can figure out a thing that there are eight of. Spider legs. Spider legs. Spider legs, yeah. Eagles days a week. Maids of milking. Eight maids of milking. No, some of them milking. Eight is enough.

Eight. Eight. Smile. Eight simple rules. Aaron, you. Eight simple Aaron simple for dating my daughter So Adel you are here to pick up Luke's daughter for like a date and Luke has eight simple rules for going on a date with his daughter that he's going to be explaining to you So you must be Jason. Yes, sir. Thank you, sir. I hear you come from a military family. Uh, that's right, sir. That is why I am not at ease until you tell me so.

At ease. Thank you so much. I'm a cadet at a Frumpster... Frumpster Academy. I'm a Frumpster man myself. That's an honor to meet you, sir. Your picture hangs in the locker room. Well, I had to do a lot of stuff there and that. 22 touchdowns in one game Sir and one single game if part of my French unfucking believable you can say it in front of me if it's about my record

You can say anything about you can say the f-word in my home if it's about my record fuck. Yeah, fuck Yeah, sir, and then I think I'm gonna cap it there all right now. I'm excited I'm excited to have you in here. Yes, sir dating my daughter cuz daughter, because I'll tell you what. I've had a- a cavalcade. A schmielz. I didn't know you were Jewish, sir. I'm not, it's just a colloquy. Schmazzel, schmielz, schmazzel? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just, we say it.

Yeah. We're kind of taking in that. Schmaltz? We say schmaltz. Yeah. It's chicken fat, right? Chicken fat, clarified, butter. Um... Dad, what's taking so long? Honey, I'm getting to it. Okay. Chicken fat right chicken fat clarified butter

Honey I'm getting to it She at the top of the stairs. I see her feet so you You are gonna be able to see her feet first. Yes, sir. By the way stairs work That's how I like to go into dates her feet first Meaning I plunge. I'm I'm I want to take the full risk. Well, I've eight simple rules if you're gonna marry my daughter tonight. Oh Number one You need to be really really smart. So who was the eighth president of the United States? Okay, well famously the first president was John Henson, but most people don't talk about him They say Washington instead we're gonna we're gonna start at Washington

We're gonna zoom forward to number eight And I'm counting down in my head. Okay. And I'm giving you 10 seconds. Zachary. Incorrect. No, my name is Zachary. Oh, you're buying more time. Can I phone a friend, sir?

Absolutely. I was about to say, I feel like we're friends. Oh, can I get your number, sir? I'll just hand it to you and you can I get your number, sir? Do you want it? I'll just hand it to you and you can put it in. It's Martin Van Buren. Martin Van Buren. Of course, of course.

And you know what? That one's gonna be a bit of a mulligan. Now, a couple other rules I have is you gotta have her home by eight. Okay. All right? It's 730 now. Whoa, sir, whoa, sir.

Wait a minute. Home by when? Eight. And you're a Fromster Academy guy? That's correct. Wait a minute. Eight? eight and you're a from Sir Academy guy that's correct wait a minute eight you mean 20 hunters shit he's all in Valor he's all locked the door this is my little brother my dad hey sorry Jason Under here a stool with shoes on yeah, I'm standing on a stool 22 touchdowns is incredible sir people used to have more respect for me Martin

Man okay, what turns on its own? What turns, a clock? What turns without being called? A clock, a timer. Turns, I would also say. A barometer? I would say spins. Oh, wait. Spins is better than turns. Earth? Earth. The sun? It is Earth. Earth.

It is Earth. Because there's no, one of eight. Pluto's now like a star or something. Well, that threw me because I'm, yeah, no. I count Pluto, dog. Me too. Yeah, Luke's a Pluto, like a flat Earth or for Pluto But the Pluto planet Earth, I'd like to see a scene We are all the planets and we're like home for Thanksgiving and everyone's sort of like back to their teenage selves being maybe the worst version

of themselves Too much turkey for me. I guess that's why they call me a gas giant Gross Jupiter joke is Jupiter the gas giant. Hahaha. Gross. Just a little Jupiter joke. Is Jupiter the gas giant? Quit mooning me. Quit mooning me. Quit mooning me. Hahaha.

Sorry, that's just... Ios? Ios? Yeah, that's what he means. Yeah, what about moons? It's a moon of something. Could be Ganymede. So, um, Mercury, what are you...

How's school? How's school? Really good. I don't really want to talk about myself. You're sweating profusely. Yeah, I don't really have much to say. Mercury, I don't want to overstep, but did you book the dermatologist appointment to talk about your big red spot, or do they know what's going on with that?

I'm definitely Mercury and not a planet that used to be part of the family and that kind of just trying to sneak back in. What the fuck? I feel called out. I feel called out. What do you mean? Pluto, Pluto, no, you can be here.

I'm part of the family. You're part of the family. Just because I got a divorce? Just because I got a divorce? Mercury, what the fuck? Two million dollars, she took everything right took everything she took everything I had yeah, I'm just saying like I Just feel like you're not planning anymore like why are you want things more curry? Mercury more curry yeah fine. That's fine. I'm just saying like they're really you're not really one of us anymore

Okay, kind of on a different. I first of all why? Why would I get so hardcore blasted when all we asked you was about how school wasn't about your spot? And then you're just like you're not in the family anymore. I'm sorry. I thought I loved you guys Let's change the topic okay, Venus your legs have never been smoother. What is going on? Thank you. Well, it's a new topical cream I'm using. Okay. It occurs in the minerals on my surface. Yeah, you're still showering in waterfalls, right? In slow motion? Yeah. Why do you say it like that?

Why is everyone being so mean to me today? Why are you being so weird? I'm your fire, okay? Your one desire. Your one desire. Ah, we remember. And Mercury, I know since we started this dinner, I know for you, it probably feels like two weeks have passed,

but for the rest of us, it's been like 30 minutes or something. One minute. Yeah, yeah, totally. Come on. Oh guys, wait, shut up, shut up, shut up. Mars is here, shut up, shut up. Shut, shut, shut, shut, shut, shut, shut, shut.

Play it cool. So weird. Hey guys. Oh, hey Mars. Hey Mars. What's up? We shifted where the location is this year. Play cool so weird Hey guys We shifted where the location this year I was in the Milky Way. I was like where are you guys? The Tesla gig oh Yeah, oh, yeah, I got a spot on the old red planet for one of the most red-faced man in existence. How's your rover? Um, he's good.

He's six now. He's got hip dysplasia. Okay. Did you find water yet? Um, no, but I've got a couple wet spots if anyone would like to check. Just a little Mars joke. I'm out of the family, and I'm out of the family. But, Mars, we actually, and I know you love to come in here and talk about how like, you're the thing, astronauts are gonna come to you next, you're sort of the next

great frontier. Next big thing. Yeah, that's great. That's great. Sorry, we're just trying to keep it low key this time. Why are you being so weird specifically, Mercury? What the heck? Why is everyone being so mean to me? I feel like everyone's vibing with Mars, what the weirdest planets in the solar system. I'm the weirdest planets in the zone. I'm gonna go talk to the Sun I'm gonna go tattle. I'm gonna go don't don't come back don't if you get close to the Sun You'll you'll end up burnt whatever that's a man up. That's a myth. Okay. Okay. Hope she doesn't go supernova on you done Yeah Yes. Um, the other planets...

Closer, child. It's a lot... Other planets are really coming down on me and making me feel like I'm weird, and I'm like the least weird. Oh, who's weirder? Closer, child. Mars, for one thing. Uranus

is the craziest name. We haven't made fun of them not even once today. I named him. Oh, I mean... And it's meant to be Uranus, but certain people took a hold of it and ran. Okay. Is Mars doing his Bob Dooka impression? Let's look. Oh, come on.

We all do a voice that sounds like that sometimes. I'm Mars, here's my list of 20 ailments. Hip dysplasia. Quick check in, Luke, how are you feeling about riddles right now? Oh yeah, great question. I feel pretty good about riddles. I feel like these riddles have been riddles.

Yes. There are some other ones that are like, we haven't hit one that I'm like, that's not a riddle. Yeah. Oh, Luke. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. So a lot of times some people include

when they send a riddle in, hey, this is a homebrewed riddle, I got this out of an old book. This was the include when they send a riddle in, hey this is a home grid riddle, I got this out of an old book, this was the only non-racist riddle in a book from the 1910s. From Yackermarrow. So the text that I received from this person, from Sean, was that this is a riddle that they wrote because they thought of it in a dream. Okay.

So this is a riddle that came from a dream. Divinely inspired. AKA not a riddle. So here we go. Okay, can't wait. Love this. Why did newspaper company have to shut down? Why did newspaper company have to shut down?

Why did newspaper company have to shut down? They ran out of ink, the news stopped. Erin, the voice that you're using is the correct voice to solve the riddle? Yeah, I'll do an old timey, like, this girl's writing. The tone is correct, but the answers haven't been right. Why did Newspaper Company have to shut down? Because it was about times.

It was about times. I literally was thinking of a times pun. It was about times, and you know, it's been an in-studio thing that I am doing recently, but I will now excuse Luke and Adol from having to answer anything else, because I think, because it's about time, is a good enough answer. And then there was one.

That you don't have to solve this, Riddle. Yeah. But I will say the phrasing that I use is very important here. Why did newspaper company have to shut down? Because they didn't have the anymore. Erin, think about that and say some other words. Yeah, they didn't have the. Well, no, it's. The. They didn't have the anymore. Erin, think about that and say some other words. Yeah, they didn't have the...

Well, no, it's... The. They didn't have the articles. They didn't have the articles. They have no articles. Wow, they ran out of articles. Luke's a genius. Yes, because it had no articles.

The the was omitted from. But it's also fun to say, why did newspaper company shut down? Who dreamt this on your phone? Sean dreamt this. Who was that? I don't know, man. When they write in, do they explain why it's a riddle too? The reason why this is a riddle is it's called,

that's an article. No one has been so bold as to explain that this isn't a riddle because none of them are. But I did it. That's riddle adjacent. That's riddle adjacent. It kind of has the feel of more like a Laffy Taffy joke, right? Sure, a Laffy Taffy joke.

Or a popsicle stick. A popsicle stick joke, yeah. I'd like to see a scene. Being cook-ed-ish. That's my kind of riddle right there. Did you say Dane Cook etiquette? Being Dane Cook-ish. Being Dane Cook-ish.

Oof. Dane Cook etiquette. JBC, you are the head of a newspaper and you're letting your two biggest reporters know that the newspaper's shutting down. Okay, it's never easy to have these conversations. Am I allowed to be in here? Because I know there's the top two in here. I'm just I'm also in here. Doug it's not important that you're here but I wasn't even paying attention and since you're here just stay because this kind of applies to you as well but I

swear to God Doug shut the fuck up I don't want to hear from you if this meeting is important and why Doug here I guess is what I'm trying to say yeah, why is Doug in here? Yeah? What were you doing in here Doug? I was gonna ask you something Okay, just ask it because this is important, and I don't want to have this whole thing hanging over So whatever you were gonna ask where do cars come from no? Oh, I gotta have the talk. No. We gotta have the tuck. No, Doug.

I can't just- I'm looking out my window, I'm doing my stuff, and I'm like... What the frick is that? I can't get into this with you. You are in charge of writing the article about cars. No one is gonna do your work for you, Doug. And boss, he's making the obituaries way too funny. What? Someone needs to talk to him about that.

Doug, did someone get hit by a car? There was a dog that passed away, and he was driving a car wreck. No, but he was driving. Doug, we don't. That is pretty funny though, Doug. But we don't need dog deaths in the obituaries. Doug's been doing them for a while,

and he calls them old bituaries. Old bituaries. It's a lot of older dogs that die. Doug, no. No, it's good. It's on the same, technically the same page as the funnies. It's not. If you flip it.

If you clip it? And there's also a lot of wedding columns where he calls them the old bitch you marries. Old bitch you marries. But I spell it B-I-C-H so it's light and flirty and fun. It's light and flirty and fun. Yeah, that's the rule we use with the paper. Also we're being sued by Bic. Yeah.

I think they're Mach 5 maybe. Anyway, what were you doing? Okay, well, I mean this is a big part of it because Mostly the paper has been joke obituaries joke wedding announcements and the like and the funnies which we don't even do a funnies page I don't know what you found funny about the paper before I don't know what this thought was kind of funny. Well, I introduced Thrillbert. It was like like Dilbert but he has a party hat on. He's way more thrilling.

He's way more thrilling. It's a lot of surprise. He usually comes in the last panel. People love Thrillbert. I mean it's a big part of why we're being sued, but people do love Thrillbert. We're being sued? We're being sued? Who's suing us besides Big?

Yeah. Probably wherever cars come from. Detroit? Detroit's suing us? Yeah, the whole city of Detroit is suing us. It's a class action with all the people of Detroit. I'd say that's no class. Detroit has no class. That's a big part of why we're being sued. We slandered Detroit so many times. It's libel because it's in print, of course. You guys won't for lunch.

Eh. Doug, whatever you make is fine, okay? Alright, because I got stuff cooking. Yeah, he... It's a set it and forget it. No, it's not good. I do do a crock pot. Oh that means it's gonna be nine hours till we eat Yeah, like a lot of seafood in and it's mostly trash. He finds on the beach. Yeah, I'm on a seafood diet No, I see a bitch and I eat The papers close it down the Wall Street Journal is closing down We just don't we don't have the funds anymore to keep everyone the reporting is not up to up to snuff anymore You see the Wall Street Journal is closing down We just don't we don't have the funds anymore to keep everyone the reporting is not up to up to snuff anymore You see the Wall Street Journal?

I did I may have misspoke I meant to say the Wall Street Journal Which is the paper that we are? We all work for the Wall. Great. That's obvious. All right. So thank you for Sean for that. Let's do another one. This is one that's going to come from Little Warrior Prince. LWP.

LWP says a red wall situation. Yeah, it could be a red wall. Xena, right? Or Xena. Warrior Prince. Okay. Could be a red wall and a Xena. This could be a little mouse that fights Hercules or whatever.

A little Spears? Yeah. I found these puzzles in the Etymologicon by Mark Forsythe. Each puzzle is the etymological origin of a name. The answer to each is the name of a famous person. For example, if the clue was God of War, Man of Peace. Ares. Spears. Spears. The pop singer. The Mad TV star, Ares Spears.

The Mad TV star, Ares Spears. The answer would be Mark Forsythe. Because Mark is derived from Mars, the Roman God of War. That's the etymology. Roman, yes, etymology. And Forsythe is Gaelic for man of peace now I know what you're thinking how the fuck would I ever know no no no and Yes, there's gonna be some riddles here

Well, I don't think people are gonna do well with but I really enjoyed them And so that's why we're doing the show how many of the answers are 90s mad TV Okay, so it's a surprising number. Okay, so here we go. So basically, yes, I'm going to give you like, I'm going to give you a word or a phrase of words and you're going to and then I do have hints. So the hints could make this a little a little easier. But your first one is going to be victorious goat herd.

Victorious goat herd. Okay okay this is even harder than the first example yeah I know a goat herd as a what victorious win Butler win music win Butler I love win Butler because of wind Dixie win Butler is so fun wait is it win okay so Victor. You go. You're gonna need to know the name that is derived from Victorius. We don't. But you don't. So Goat Herd, I think you could get easier because what we're looking for is an actress.

Victorious Goat Herd. Okay, I don't gender that job anymore, but cool. It's cool to know that he is doing that. Oh, we don't gender that job anymore, but Is doing that Little warrior prince canceled No, yes, so actress helps you narrow it down. Okay, what's the flock art? They lock hearts. No And here's another here's another hit the goats are babies. Oh So Billy Billy Billy? No, but does Billy go? And here's another hint. Here's another hint. The goats are babies. Oh, so baby goats. Billy.

A Billy. No. What's Billy goat? Kid. Kid. Kid. Kid. Nicole Kidman.

It's Nicole Kidman. Wow. Erin, you are Nicole. Okay. Nicole means victorious. Nicole is the feminine form of Nicholas, which is derived from the Greek Nike Laos, meaning victorious people. Nike is the Greek form of Nicholas which is derived from the Greek Nike Laos meaning victorious people Nike is the Greek god of victory saint Nicholas is the god of

According to my Christmas list yeah, he is new to SB dunks, please By the way, how those Nikes these are Nikes. Oh And you have to subscribe to get the video feed. Yeah, again, all the caps on the cameras in here are on. There are three cameras in all of which are capped. You didn't put a single one on. Okay.

But we are arranged in a way that you would think the cameras are on. Like we could easily be- We're cheating out. For, yes, we are cheating out for cameras that are not on. And we're doing improv where it's like It's better to be looking at each other like like well Jim and Sam are cameras of organic cameras and audience my new band I could have just done this and the episode

In LA so long that even though there are lens caps on these cameras, you're still like, must turn to camera. Who me? The animal crackers in my stoop. Erin keeps slating to the forevery. My rabbit loop, loop, loop. I'm trying to get to show business. Erin's always saying that she's willing to shave.

Anywhere I go. I'm willing to Shirley Temple. Okay, here's your next one. These are still from Little Warrior Prince. We have a couple more of these. Loud war in the vegetable garden. Loud war in the vegetable garden. I'll let you guys ruminate for a minute,

but then I'll start giving you these hints, because I don't know that you'll ever get it from the clue loud. So it's not snap, crackle, or pop one of the... Those are all loud noises. Those are all loud war noises. Like a garden bed? It's not a garden, no, that's not part of... That's all loud noises. Those are all loud war noises. Like a garden bed? It's not a garden, no, that's not part of it.

Is this a word we could derive from the clues or we'd have to know the history of it? Vegetable garden, you could probably get a little bit here. The last names are always gonna feel like we have a better shot at this. I will say loud war, it looks like. I don't think that you'd get that one. But vegetable garden, you have a solid chance

of getting that. Usher. Okay, you have a solid chance of getting that. Usher. Okay, it's not Usher. Lady Gaga. It's not Usher, but this is, I would say, a musician. But it's not Usher. A non-Usher musician. That narrows it down. Do they make it on Usher? Natasha Beddingfield? Yeah, Natasha Beddingfield.

It's gotta be Natasha Beddingfield. Is a field involved? It's not a field, a field is not involved. Is it a specific kind of vegetable? It's a specific kind of vegetable. Oh, carrot, turnip, lettuce. If you get specific type of vegetable, you'll get this. Vine, grapes.

No, it's not vine, it's not grapes. It's not grapes. It's not fruits, I guess. Hasn't been said yet. Grapes are vegetables. Turnips. John Cougar-Mellon Camp. Yeah, okay.

Patch. John Cougar-Mellon. Patch Adams. Patch? John Cougar Melon Patch. Patch Adams. Patch Adams, no. What has more vegetables? What has more vegetables? What has more vegetables? Cauliflower.

I will say, this is one of my, I don't know if this helps you, this is one of my favorite vegetables, but it's not, I would say it's like probably pretty low on everyone's vegetable list. Okay, what do you eat? It's pretty uncommon too. We had a conversation, but I forget what you ate.

You ate an ass. No, I ate an ass. No, I ate an ass. No, I ate an ass. Asparagus. Tiffany radish. Tiffany radish? Tiffany radish.

You mean Tiffany haddish? Tiffany radish. What if the answer was Tiffany radish and little word which just like. Not a musician. I'm thinking of a vegetable you like that isn't that otherwise popular. This is a musician is like a big encompassing term for what this person is. Beats.

Beats. You love Beats. I love Beats. I love Beats and it is Beat. It's a Beats are the vegetables. So something Beats. Loud war in a vegetable garden and this is a musician. I'll say this is an old, long dead musician.

Okay. Something beat, something. Uh huh. Beatman, beat. Beatman. Beater. No, okay, beat. What's some other words that we could add

to the end of beat to come up with a famous last name of a long dead. Beethoven. Wow. It's Ludwig von Beethoven. Wow, good job. Wow. Lud is German for loud. He's not a musician though. And wig is German for war. It's Ludwig von Beethoven. Wow, good job. Lud is German for loud. He's not a musician though.

And Wig is German for poor. It's a composer. Yeah. Yeah, but if I said composer, I think wouldn't you have gotten it pretty easy? He's not like playing guitar at. Well, I would have said Paco Bell. My favorite composer is Paco Bell.

Luke, you're Beethoven at a party and you're Beethoven at a party and you're sort of like begging for people to like ask you to play something. What's up? Nice, guys, yeah. Whoa my gosh, 1 a.m. Yeah, yeah, it's early.

It's late. I'm toasted. Frickin' losing my hearing. We've all had a nice time, yeah. It's been nice. Don't put your dick in the hummus. It's a gag. Don't put had a nice time, yeah. It's been nice. Don't put your dick in the hummus. It's a gay!

Don't put your dick in the hummus. It's a gay! You have syphilis, right? I do. It's early stage though, I don't have the shanker sores yet. Well now the hummus has syphilis. Yeah, the hummus has syphilis.

I'm wearing a condom. Sheepskin, right? It's sheepskin. Yeah, those are new or newish? It's getting kinda late anyway. Maybe I think. Yeah, those are new-ish. It's getting kinda late anyway. Maybe a lullaby? I could. I guess I could play.

I don't know that we all need a lullaby. I don't need one because I'm an adult to go to bed. I don't really need a lullaby. Well, all my songs are only like, I don't know, 17 minutes long. Always pulling over a Steinway. Here we go. Just so you guys know, I don't know, 17 minutes long. I'm always pulling over a Steinway. Oh, God. Here we go. Just so you guys know,

I did bring a full symphony orchestra with me. Oh, that's who was having most of the beers. These are my guys. Sup, sup, sup, sup, sup. Hey, guys. Which is mostly timpanies. It's a lot of, I'm doing a lot of timpanies. I'm kind of in my timpani era.

And this is for free, right? Like I said, I'm losing my hearing but I heard that It's not for free a lot of the timpani guys going to town on that hose I mean should we say something just so you guys know just so you guys know Parties in this era to have music at is a baller fucking party. You know that right? I mean parties in this era, this is all that exists. This is parties.

Yeah, but I'm saying you've been to a lot of quiet parties where there's not a full symphony orchestra. Yeah. Yeah, they're nice. Like salons. People like to discuss things. Yeah. Yeah.

We've all been to laudanum parties. What did Chuck say? Laudanum parties? Laudanum parties. Yeah. You haven't been to a on part. I wanna see what did Chuck say a lot of them parties lot of them parties Yeah, you haven't been to a lot of them party. No, why the only one that's not getting invited to these lot of them party Oh, sweetie. Wow, sweetie sweetie What the fuck? What is it about me? All right, right a requiem for Jack We already have Timpanys and the one that- Because his social life just died. Come on!

Whoa, whoa, whoa, where did you hear that? Where did you hear that? Where did you hear that? I went to a Laudanum party. Get the fuck out of my house. This isn't your house, is it my house? Let's all workshop. Where are we?

Fuck you, where are we? What do we mean to each other? Okay, um... Good pull. Alright, we have two more of these and I want to get to them, so let's get to this. Blessed one from Mosul. Blessed one from what? M-O-S-U-L, Mosul?

Mosul? Mosulman. Blessed one from Mosul. Blessed one. Blessed One. Is it like a biblical name? No, I don't think so. I don't think that this is a biblical name. I would say, well, it's a Latin name, but I don't know.

Caesar. I mean, maybe it appears in the Bible, but it's not like one of the, it's not like Abraham. It's not like one of the big Bible ones. You know what I just learned the other day and I'm freaking embarrassed about? That Jesus is God? Yeah, I thought he was three different gods.

He's also the freaking Holy Spirit too? How is he three? I've never read the Bible, Bible never studied the Bible. I've never read the Bible. Anybody ask me I've read the Bible, I've never touched it. I've never read the Bible. Joe Biden. I didn't know Rachel was a Bible name.

It seems like such a Bible name. Yeah. It seems like such a modern name. Yeah. It doesn't really sound like the other Bible names. Same with Leland. Esther. Yeah, uh oh. When I go and say, give me the Rachel as a haircut,

they gave me some freaking Bible names. And isn't Jessica like a Shakespeare name? From Dune. From Dune, yeah, but Jessica's like a Shakespeare name, which sounds like an 80s babysitter. Erin, do the sound. Ave Maria! You're singing Ave Maria?

All right, Blessed One from Mosul. I don't think you'll get Blessed One. Mosul is like, I think it's a place. It is. Yeah, and so this name is- De Mosul. I'm just thinking like from. Yeah, this place, if you take the person that it is

and make that word longer, you'll get Mosul. Mosul, but it's a longer version of that. Whatever that hint was not helpful. If you take the person that it is and elongate it. This is, okay, so this is a World War II figure. This is a figure. Mussolini. Mussolini.

Oh, Mussolini. Benito, meaning blessed one. Benito is Latin, Benito means blessed in Latin. I thought Bonita was beautiful. JBC's a big Mussolini fan. And I thought Teenie meant little, like little Mussol. Teenie Mussolini? Teenie Mussolini?

I do want to see a scene. I don't care for Mussolini's politics. If it's about Teenie Mussolini, I think we should stray away from that. No. Aaron, you are Teenie Mussolini, and you're trying to make the trains run on time We got a one more we have to do one more this is this is

This is the last one from Little Warrior Prince, and I do like these they're there okay, so God loved the ugly face JPC Where are we this is not JPC, but I think man. Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you. Where are we? This is not JPC, but I think that this is another three initialed person, which is crazy. A lyric from paranoid Android. JFK. It's JFK.

It's John F Kennedy. How could I forget? So look, it says John is from the Latin Johannes, which is derived from the Hebrew Yihanaon,-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i- Well, he wish it was. Yes. Honestly, that's crazy. That would have protected him from... Yeah, because what else do you know? Helmets famously stop a sniper's bullet. So why do you think military wear helmet? Tell us, David. I'm a...

What's the man I am from? The military academy? What was it? I'm a Frumster man. I love Frumster. that's a prestigious military academy. Yeah, fromster military academy. I was like think of a school and my brain went dumpster. I'm like thanks a lot, dick.

I'll do it myself. Thanks. Fromster Academy of Performance Arts. So often, Adol, we just see him punching his own head in the middle of a room where he says, thanks a lot, asshole. I'll figure it out. No need for you to help me out. Luke, thank you so much for being on the podcast.

Thank you, guys, thank you for having me. What a hoot. One of us. You know what, I think I'll listen to this thing. Don't, it's bad. He listens to his episode and then stops. I think this comes out in August, but do you have anything upcoming

that you would like to plug or anywhere that people can find you or the comedy that you do? You know, my name is Luke Null and if you do whatever of the social medias that I'll probably, who knows if I'll have a standup special out by then. Could be. I doubt it, but there will be one this year.

You have filmed one, you have filmed one. It is true, I'm trying to sell it. So, worst case, it'll just be on YouTube by the time this comes out. Can I give you a little... Some notes? No, never notes. Little tip.

Call it null frontal nudity. The director of the special is, he loves a good pun. And he hates the name I did pick. Oh. And you're on Spotify as well, if you wanna hear your music. That's true. That's true. Got an album on Spotify?

I'm doing stand up all over, that's what I do. I'm on the road, if you wanna hear your music. That's true. Got an album on Spotify? I'm doing stand-up all over, that's what I do, I'm on the road, I'm patting the pavement. Or if you're a listener who's looking to buy a produced stand-up special for a streaming platform, you could purchase it from Luke, hit him up on social media, I wanna buy your whole stand-up special.

If you wanna buy it, but I'm hoping not to be selling it by August. That's right, yeah. I wanna, well, who knows? It's right around the corner. If you wanna buy my special. That would be very funny if you did sell it, and then some listener was like,

I'm actually a talent buyer for Netflix. Bro, freebie. Stupid up. Freebie. They send you an offer, they send you an offer like after it's already come out for like $4 million, you're like, shit.

Shit. Oh, fuck. Okay, you're like, shit. Shit. Yeah, I'll fuck. Okay, what about you, Adil, anything to plug? I don't think so. You just hit himself with a broom? So, it's rain-scented something silly. Aaron, do you have anything to plug or promote? Patreon.com slash Hey Riddle Riddle

to hang out over there where you have live streams, we have review crew, we have an extra bonus episode every week, come over and hang out with us for free for a week. Yeah, absolutely. Why not? Why would you start? We have live shows in the Northeast this fall. I've been plugging them in every in-studio show that we've done. I hope they're not sold out. But if they are, you missed your chance.

I hope they're sold out. Yeah, I hope they're sold out. But I'm still doing these pitches. Boston, New York, and Washington DC this October. It's like around October 6th. Yes, around there. Somewhere out there. It's the first weekend in October.

It's the first weekend in October. Yes, yes, yes, yes. I think that's it for us. Erin, I do have another riddle, okay? So, family I have, eight planets deep. One of these planets is yours to keep. Jupiter! I thought you were setting me up for a rhyme.

Nothing rhymes with Jupiter. Careful, careful. Nothing rhymes with Jupiter. I guess I could say, get more, stay better. Jupiter. Bye forever. And John Patrick Collins. Casey Toney to the editing.

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