Hey Riddle Riddle - #32: LOST Boyz!

Episode Date: February 27, 2019

Adal & JPC finally tie the knot, Erin reveals terrible eating habits and the Clue Crew is dealing with a lot of kids and Peter Pan in this episode for some reason! We dole out some bank robbery advice, recall all the big news of 1996 and decide which Muppets we are! #WiddleWednesdayStarring:Adal RifaiJohn Patrick CoanErin KeifEditing by: KJ SnyderTheme by: Arne ParrottLogo by: Emily Kardamis & Emmaline MorrisWant more? Get Weekly Bonus Eps on Patreon!Want merch? Visit our TeePublic Store!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is a headgun podcast. Hey everyone, we had a little bit of extra news. We want to let you know this Friday on our Patreon. We have something special Well, we have something special in a patreon every Friday, uh, at all, but I know what I fuck it man. Really? That's the hill you're gonna die on. Okay. I think our show is special. Okay There's a little bit of excitement to speak a lot going on, real excited. Aaron, you saw what he did, right? No, okay, we're a little excited. I got to work with this animal.

This is what it's like to have your birthday party in a week. You guys are really acting out. But this Friday on the main feed, we are going to be dropping a special bonus episode, which is one of our Patreon episodes. So everyone who listens to the main feed, we'll get an extra episode.

And you'll be able to hear the kind of stuff that we do on our Patreon. That you're missing out on. That you're missing out on. Sweet, sweet, five bucks and subscribe. Additionally, on Friday, on the Patreon, we are dropping a very special episode that we recorded back in October, which is us doing an escape room. It's one of those things that we said that we wanted to record more of.

So that is going to be on the Patreon feed on Friday. Yep, we went to Champagne,bana, which is like Central Illinois. We went to the escape room run by Ann Luchman and Chris Luchman, an amazing husband and wife duo who run adventures in time and space in Champagne Urbana. So check that out. Also, this Friday, by this Friday, we will have a discord up on our Patreon site. So you can pop in there. You can be a part of the Hey Rital Rital CluPro community. We might pop in and say hi on the discord. We all are looking at each other because none of us have ever used discord before but we're gonna figure it out. I don't mean to over-hype

the escape room but something happens at the end of it that is I think the funniest thing I've ever seen and heard. Aaron, do we want to give them a little clip of the escape room right now? I guess we can, this is not the part because I want you to have to listen to it and get to the end, which is when it happens. But here's a little clip of the episode.

Can you two boys behave and relax even though this week is very exciting? Yes, ma, Tartar. I don't like this bit at all. Enjoy the clip and we'll see you Friday. Bye. Bucket before hate, Rick or Rick. It is the 1980s.

You're all piled in a Volkswagen bug, and you're driving through the woods, going on a little bit of a road trip when you run out of gas. It's quite mysterious. You remember filling up not too long ago. Nonetheless, it is getting dark and doesn't seem like anyone else is around. But you see a faint light in the distance. You've all seen horror movies before. You know this is a terrible idea. But with a little bit of

trepidation, you approach the cabin in the woods. This is gonna be... You go first, Ernst? No, middle. I'm in the middle of the whole time. Remember to try and knock. You can tell this cabin would possibly have guests some time for a wee wagger or a shade's off. But as you approach you knock! Don't hear an answer, but you feel a dark presence

You tried the door to open and this is Fisher's house Good luck you have one hour to find the gas cans of the cup and you'll know when you see it Okay, I've bought into this story too much. I'm bought into this backstory too much And now I'm majorly freaked out. All right. We're in the cabin. Okay, so it's we got some furniture We got a rug. We got a fireplace. We got a record player some paintings on the wall It's a piece on the wall creepy Cattle creepy. I'm so happy. I'm gonna hold time to count. Okay, there's books creepy clown doll Aaron the Aaron needs to check the clown doll I know and make me look at it. Okay, wow the clown doll is in fact creepy as hell. Oh, oh, what a little girl. Oh Okay, oh, what? A little girl? Oh, okay. Oh no! She's caught you! She can stank you here! There's no way you can make it out here.

You have to find a gas can. Before sundown, before she returns, hurry. I'll try to help you. I've left you messages. Look for them. This is an abnormal cabin. There's evil here. It should either trust me. I'll survive. So be here at dusk. You're only having an hour left. Good luck. Okay, I know we need to focus on the game, but that kid was amazing. Who is this kid? I'm also so magical. I'm skill 110. How good that kid? Very good kid. Very terrified right now. It was a skill 110. Guys, we have a lock. We have a lock on the store. So there is

eventually something that we're probably going to need to unlock. Okay, there are what I can see is four books. One of them is a field guide to ferns. I don't we pick stuff up. I can't remember my number. Yeah, you can pick stuff up. Okay, I got a zero. There's a zero underneath this Or an oh

All right, I am checking the kitchen. There's all kinds of cutting boards old-timey thing And there's a book that says T. Oh, it's in cold blood excellent a creepy book, too Okay, you guys are creepy book too. Okay. You guys are gonna like this, I find the pet. We should look at how many pages. I found a pet, obviously. I'll just watch a bunch of books about the flatties. Okay, okay, don't make me look at it.

There is a terrible smell coming from the drain. That's what is written in this book. If you find something, leave it open on the counter. I think they thought, what are the most terrifying books? There is a terrible smell coming from the drain. I can't. Okay, what's the other book? What's this book? This is a book about teddy bear companions and it says there's a terrible smell coming from the drain.

Okay, what if? Oh, dude, I'm not reaching my hand down here. Are you fucking kidding me? I want to be out there. You got to reach your hand out the drain. Is this a garbage disposal? Oh Okay, oh my god, there's a key in here. Oh, there's a tongue. Oh, there's a tongue on this key Okay, okay Okay, this door is opening guys this door is opening wait hold on hold I just don't do anything. Okay, this door is opening, guys. This door is opening. Wait, hold on, hold on.

Oh, the clown door is opening. Oh my god. Oh. Oh. The doctor was the mother. He stood on a block of ice. He's supposed to be a work of fish. He was the cat in an airplane.

He's happened with the lights and the lights And the horse is ready What you think or hate, Rick or Rick? A riddle bit of air in the sun A riddle bit of air in the sun. A riddle bit of JPC all night long. A riddle bit of adult dumb ass shit. Well, that was a little more awesome. It's a riddle.

I'm out over five dumb ass shit. I'm JPC also dumb ass, a big box of shit. And I'm Aaron Keith still. Cute as a button. Cute as a little button. And dig right yourself. No. Okay, that's fair. Tell box of shit. And I'm Aaron Keith still. Cute as a button. Cute as a little button. And dig right yourself. No. Okay, that's fair.

Tell everybody your shit. Nope, I'm not Aaron Keith. Just like your two dads. And welcome to another episode. We have a unique situation, which adults. Adela and I are married, but we are divorced. We live in a house with three little babies. They could all talk to the animals in the house.

I guess not a unique situation. It's just fun for the whole family. It's kind of fun. Aaron just arrived here moments ago. After coming in in Uber, they got pulled over. Aaron do you want to talk about? He's my fall. He's pulled over in an Uber house, though. Because the Uber driver pulled over quickly to pick me up and then After that the cops are following them and then pulled the Uber driver over and everything was expired How's that your fault? Swirve to pick me up quickly So kid

You're a woman. I assume this is on me But they wouldn't let me leave the car and and I had to wait and I was late. But I still got french fries in a frosty when I came in here. Yeah. My stomach feels weird. We recorded a win this. We recorded a win this, and we rewarded your tardiness,

which is reinforcing terrible actions. I am having pains in my stomach because I did have like 20 or 30 shrimp today. And now I had ice cream and then I had an energy drink and then french fries. What did you lose a bet? Sort of. I was in a sketch that Harrison lot wrote and mostly it was just me eating shrimp and him throwing shrimp at me.

That sounds about right. That's just sick. That's a lot of shrimp. How are your tummy? Feels like you played out a fetish for some. Yeah. Yeah, there was no cameras and hold on. Well, I'm a little sick this week,

and so when I got sick over the weekend, I went to the grocery store while I was getting sick, and I was like, what am I gonna wanna eat while I'm sick? So I bought two boxes of pop darts, and I've had an A box of pop darts. Not today, I've only had four pop darts today, but my roommate was like, I was eating pop tarts, he was like, hey, more pop tarts than I was like,

fuck off, I'm sick, and he's like, yeah, cause you're eating pop tarts. Anyway, pop tarts will stop spas through the show. What do you consider like a serving of pop tarts? Is it one pop tarts or two pop tarts? So one of the bags is two pop tarts, and I would never just eat one pop tarts. Two pop tarts is a serving.

One pop tarts is a serving. One pop tarts is a serving. No, no, no, no, no, no, look at the box. You gotta open the bag and leave one in. Yeah. Do you eat them cold? No, no, what am I fucking here? I don't think I've had a pop tart since I was a very young child. I went to high school with a kid who's grandpa

invented pop tarts. Seriously? Yes. Is that Michael Pop Tarts? Yes, it was Dave Pop Tarts. I don't put them in the freezer. I will eat them room temperature, but these I did I I did put them in the little What's it called? Toaster let's get real. What's the best flavor?

Blueberries my favorite flavor. I like the maple brown sugar. No, okay Mariah likes the s'mores one and we got some s Smores ones and I'll be honest, I didn't enjoy eating them. Mariah's here, she can do that for herself. My right butt, just podrub her. My iPod charger? That's me. Hold on.

That's me. That's how I can be to Kate with her. She has a very normal voice. Hey, so I'm Old Man Puzzles. Hold on, we didn't talk about how Adel's tummy is. Oh, how's your tummy? My tummy hurt. Uh-oh. Well, you had's tummy is. Oh, how's your tummy? Wait. Tell me her. Uh-oh. Well, you had one of my ice cream. No, I had a frosty.

Okay. I had a frosty at Wendy's. Delicious Wendy's. A name made up for Peter Pan. Exactly. That's true. Are we ready for some warm-up puzzles and riddles. Puzzles and riddles, yes, absolutely. Okay. How many men were born in 1996? All of them. All of them. You think all the men that are currently alive right now are born in 1996? Because you're not a man if you didn't go through 1996.

What happened in 1996? Name one thing that happened. NATO? Vietnam too. Vietnam too. No. Vietnam too. No. NATO.

No. NATO was happening. No. 1996, we're talking to Lannis Morse, that jagged little peel. Are you sure that was 96? Mm-hmm. We're talking about President Bill Clinton.

What else have we talked about? Jagged little bill. We're talking Mr. Bill on SNL. Mm-hmm. The blue dress. I did not have sexual relations with that woman. I did not have Caffefe. I am not a cook. What's the answer?

What about my food? I am not a cook. I am not a cook. That's what I knew. Thanks for the pressure. Aaron, you like that, right? I love it. Speak softly and carry a big cook. Aaron, I'm going to cock. That's, that's my new mix of depression. Aaron, you like that, right? I love it. Speak softly and carry a big cuck.

Aaron, I'm gonna say zero men because them would be babies. Yes, you're right. Addle got that one. What? Be quicker, be smarter. Be funny, be quicker, be smarter. I was trying to go for funnier

and I didn't know that quickard smarter were gonna be able to test. Although in 1996, there was one man born, although he was reborn from the asshole of a rhinoceros. That was Mr. Acerin's true. Are we ready? What about boys to men? Does that factor into your insert, all? It does.

A man was driving a black truck. His lights were not on. Ah, no, a boy. It's a baby. I got it. His lights were not on. No, a boy, it's a new safety. A baby, you're a man. I got it. His lights were not on. The moon was not out. A lady was crossing the street.

How did the man see her? Daylight. Daylight comes. Oh, you never said anything about the woman being the one who was seeing him. They were seeing each other, romantically. You never seen each other. How did the man see her?

Yeah, he dated her casually. Yeah, you got it right. Thank you. A woman has seven children, half of them are boys. How can this be possible? Did you just Google riddle boys? Yeah, I get, no, unrelated to this, I googled riddle boys. And I thought, oh, maybe this could work for that show I'm on. I would love it. I would love it if there was some weird off-shoot Heyward or Riddle fans called the Riddle Boys who were like those like it's like that what's the Peter Pan? No I was thinking whatever boys what's the last boys last boys forever boys and we're the forever boys Peter Pan. That would be great off-brand Peter Pan. That's Peter Pan. Why was it all was it all boys were the last boys all boys? Yeah, and then tinker about why were they all boys

Was that ever explained by J. M. Barry? I don't know. Oh, yeah There is a reason why they're all boys. I'm sure people will let us know on social media why they're all boys But I can't remember now. Thank you so much. Maybe it's because Women aren't into that dumb shit, so they were like, no, I'm not doing this, peace out. Let's go back to real life and work. It's very frustrating for Wendy, I think, because she gets there and all the boys are like,

you're our mother now, clean for us, Wendy. But also she's got like brothers, right? She got two little brothers. Two little brothers, yeah. One with the top hat and glasses, and then the one with the stiff animal. And that big old dog. Mm-hmm.

Poor Wendy. A woman has seven children, half of them are boys. How can this be possible? Cut them maybe in half. King Solomon. Yep. You got it. A woman has seven children, half of them are boys.

How is that possible? The other half are girls. Seven. Oh, one was still born. No, oh my God. Jesus, Edel. Oh, I'm not born. Oh my God. Jesus, Adel. Oh, I'm not trying to be fun. I'm trying to solve the riddle. Half of them were boys, the bottom half.

No. Ooh. Um, seven children. Oh, twins. She counts one of her cats as a kid. Wait, the answer's not twins. The answer's not twins. We're not so in-short-end.

Half of them are boys. How would they possibly? So, seven divided by two. Half is three and a half. So now we're in a real bit of a pickle. Is one of them like gender fluid? No. No. Well, they could be, but does that?

That's not the answer. In the riddle, when it says she had seven children, that means it's any amount of children, but they all enjoy the movie seven. Yes. Oh, one of the children is grown up, and so they're no longer a boy, they're a man. Nope.

Boys to mid. A woman has seven children, half of them are boys. How can this be possible? Give us a hand. This is a lame, this is a lame answer. Wait, so is it, is it only seven children? Yep. Okay. Oh, she's pregnant with one of them.

You don't know the gender yet. No. Fuck. Oh, one of them's got like two heads. Nope. Can I tell you the answer? Yeah. They are all boys.

Oh my God. I'm not deceiving. I don't get it. That still doesn't make sense. Well, I mean, three and a half of them are boys because all seven are boys. Anyways, I would like to see a scene. So, um, JPC, yes, and Adel, you're my two sons and you're my, the, the youngest of currently six boys. I know. Um, and we're both the youngest of six boys boys. You're gonna regret this. I know. And I've got. We were both the youngest of six boys. Yeah, you're like the two youngest. Gotcha. And I am, I'm pregnant and about to tell you

that you're getting a new sibling. And we'll see how it goes. Mom. Yeah. Hey, mommy. Hey, mommy. Mm-hmm. How are you?

Christian got yogurt in my eyes. You got yogurt? Christian got yogurt in my eyes. On purpose are by accident He was jumping on top of a goger to the squirted on Jimmy. So it was an accident. No, he did it intentionally on purpose I apologize. He's a sadist mama never I'll never apologize Well, not until we get yo plate in the house. I'm not gonna eat anymore. Yo play fucking goger I want yo plate yo play yo play you're adding the tea to the end yo Yo, plate. Yo, plate. Clean your plate. Okay. Well, boy, sit down. I have some news. I prefer to stand.

Pat, you grab your little stuffed animal. Where I'm having another baby. Mama, Lindy, who's the father? Who's the father? Papa died of the war. Papa, dying war. He died in Vietnam too. You're asking a lot of questions. I don't remember that. Papa died in Vietnam too. Papa Dianne wore, he died in Vietnam too. You're asking a lot of questions that don't work back. Papa Dianne Vietnam too. 1996, Mama.

So, just someone got me pregnant. Doesn't matter who. What's it that leads to her fastball? Maybe, maybe not. I did have a lot of fun at that concert. Well, that's a lot. But you were the only one. What are some, do you know fastball?

You want some other guesses of who it might be I sing that song The road that we travel on is paved in goat Mm-hmm, and there's also vertical horizon. There's trove and mine. There's Goo Goo dolls that I blinded Holy Ender what are some fuel? What are some of the hit bands in 1996? Life House. Life House? So I'm having another kid and I know you've all been praying for a sister. Yes, please give us a sister. Please just a sister. My room is a mess

Who will cook and clean half of us are boys? I want to know what the opposite of a penis is all I've ever seen is this penis and it's not impressing me of a penis is. All I've ever seen is this penis, and it's not impressing me. Mama, brother puts his penis between his legs and says, would you fuck me, I'd fuck me. Everyone's penis is between their legs. You would be this.

As much as I would love a daughter too, because this is a living hell. Yes, for us as well, we have no father who died in Vietnam too. It's another boy. They want you to be kind to him. Okay, what kind? Just a little joke, Mama.

I'd love to see you smile. You can see. You can see. You can see. You know, man. All right, here's another warm-up one. Okay. We'll start with these.

How many cookies can you eat on an empty stomach? You can't. You eat cookies on airplanes. What? How many cookies can you eat on an empty stomach? So if you've killed someone, drain their guts, now you're sitting on top of the meeting cookies for. What the hell? Well, cookie monster doesn't really eat cookies.

How does cookie monster sound? No, no, no, no. Wrong. He just choose them and they all fall out of his mouth. How many cookies can you eat on an empty stomach? One, because after that, you don't have an empty stomach. He did it. That's smart. He got the answer right.

He's adult. He did it. He got the answer right. I'm adult. I got it. I want some cookies. Limp biscuit is a single. He did it all for the cookie.

Yes, come on. When two princess come before you just go ahead now. Okay, are we ready? For what? A riddle. Oh, then yes. Okay, a king has no sons, no daughters and no queens. I think you Googled. Yes, King. Boy riddlesdles you have no idea what I Google every real Kids release the tapes we do a fantasy the emails Mostly what I Google is true crime stories that aren't too scary That's gonna be a patron episode This man had his lunch taken out of a fridge

Now we'll figure out who. All right, let's do this. A king has no sons, no daughters, and no queen. For this reason, he must decide who will take the throne after he dies. To do this, he decides that he will give all of the children of the kingdom a single seed, whichever child has the largest, most beautiful plant

under the throne. This being a metaphor for the kingdom. You're, I can feel you both completely losing me. I'm losing you. You can feel us losing you. What are you my college girlfriend at the end of our relationship? I can feel you losing me.

I can feel you losing me. What do you mean, babe? I'm trying to play gold now. Gold and I wouldn't fuck you think I was a college. I'm trying to play Halo 6, baby. I'm sure I'm playing gold now. Gold and I wouldn't fuck you think I was a college. I'm trying to play Halo 6, baby, I'm a yooogh. At the end of the, sorry. At the end of the contest, all the children came to the palace with their enormous and beautiful plants in hand.

After he looks at all the children's pots, he finally decides that the little girl with an empty pot will be the next queen. Why did he choose this little girl all over all the other children with an empty pot will be the next queen. Why did he choose this little girl over all the other children with their beautiful kids? Wait, this little girl's gonna be the next queen? Yeah. Ugh. She didn't have a plan. Oh, no, it's because.

This king is jealous of, he doesn't want to have a bunch of spawn, he doesn't want to put a bunch of children into the air like in line of succession because he thinks that they will challenge his power and betray him. So of course, he goes with the Baron Queen who could grow a single seed.

Now, it sounds like my name. Yes, it's a metaphor for a Baron Queen. Baron Queen, Baron Queen. Baron Queen, Baron Queen. Baron Queen, Baron Queen. There was the year that you graduated high school as a prom king and a Baron Queen. Yeah, of course.

Yeah, so anyway, he wedged this Baron Queen so that he doesn't have to worry about his progeny killing him. No, but now I know how your brain works. I think it's the little girl because she was smart enough to save the kingdom's resources. She didn't waste water on an unnecessary. Water, earth, fire, heart, bar, game, and the tea. She didn't waste water on an unnecessary water or fire heart bar game. Matti.

Um, uh, JBC's on the right track with the king being like manipulative and like tricky. Oh, it's cheesy. So we out of the night shared a little glance during this and I think I know the answer, but is the seed has come? Is that his seed that he's giving to these kids? I'll have the cum sandwich. Can we get that on a t-shirt? By the time this comes out, it should already be in T-Bubbleick.

No, it is not his cum. Thank you. I said the word that you like. For say it and making eye contact with me. Okay, well, just because it wasn't, can I also get you to admit that was a pretty good guess. Pretty good guess. Wait, what was the time between when he gave them seeds

and when he prided those kids in front of them? No, let's say four months. Does how old the kids are a matter? No. Could they be 18? Could we just make them 18? Sure. Great, so they're adults.

They're fully consenting adults. Yep. Is it a matter of, in the time, a lot of no plant will grow that big, so obviously the other kids cheated and dug up plants and put them in a pot? You're on the right track. Aaron, I want to amend that.

Can we make them 17, but can we make it in a state that that's legal? Oh my God, JPC. I know it is. Wait, let me get my spray bottle in a spray at JPC. No, legal, it's, spray, spray, spray, spray, spray. I know what it is, but I don I know it is. Wait, let me get my spray bottle. Let's spray it JPC. No, legal, it's. Spray, spray, spray, spray, spray. I know what it is, but I don't know how to articulate it.

Like, it's something where the seeds weren't, they weren't able to be like germated or different. Like, germinated. They're like empty seeds or something. Yeah. Yeah. These are not real seeds. People start to go into the seeds.

The girl's the only one on this one. She's the only one on this one. You got it. All right, so I would like to see a scene. And Adel, you're this little girl. And so you've already won. You're going to become queen. JBC, you're the king, and you're like giving her a tour.

And you're realizing, oh, she may not be a great fit. Okay. Thank you again for making me win the contest. Yes, absolutely. Well, I didn't make you win. You won fair and square. And this is the kingdom. This is the contest. Yes, absolutely. I didn't make you any one fair and square. And this is the, uh, this is the kingdom. This is the castle. What are you? 1617? 185 is old.

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So happy thank you for doing this, Con. Holy crap, what are you 22? Yeah! Oh, share it. Cherishing me. Annie, tell him some of your ideas for the kingdom. I thought it might be fun if we took the castle and put it upside down. Okay, yeah, that'd be fun.

That, uh, that fucking room of the castle. I completely destroy the castle Boy, am I queen or am I queen? Well, yeah, you're queen. You're gonna be or gonna be queen to five year old Queen you have policies your mom says yeah, oh yeah I had the policy that if anyone is caught stealing that we cut off their hands. Okay, that's a terrible policy People people love stealing stealing stealing stimulus the economy well this would help to turn the situation okay I mean that's a very drastic measure what else you got for me kid um I thought it might be fun if um all um all children had to be boys oh boy all right uh let's unpack

that how do we enforce a law like that? I don't know. Oh, you don't know. Okay, so you're just into creating fun, good laws without any enforcement plans. This is gonna work. What if the jester was a cat? Now that's something we can all agree on. Cat jester.

Yeah, okay, I'm allergic to cats. That's not gonna work for me, the cat. What if every time a star twinkled that we gave the village bread? That's very sweet. That is very sweet. That would completely ruin our bread economy. The stars twinkle every night. No, no, no, no, you don't see me. I'm the king. Star twinkle every night. You want bread every night? I got a bunch of villagers eating fat nighttime bread.

They're all eating bread and going to sleep. Your body kit processed that bread. Fat nighttime bread. I feel like that's how JPC ends every scene. You can't see me, I'm a king. It sounds like a Frank Zappesong, fat nighttime bread. Yeah, I used to say improv. The lights, or the show doesn't know when the lights go out. The show ends when I say the show ends. Because the lights come back up Thanks for watching this video. Thanks for watching this video. Thanks for watching this video. Thanks for watching this video. Thanks for watching this video.

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The bank takes the car for the loan, laughing at her for leaving such an expensive collateral. A month later, when the woman comes back, she pays off her loan plus interest, costing her $1,020. The bank manager smirks at her and asks, while you were gone, we found out you're very wealthy. Why would you get such a small loan and leave such an expensive collateral? She tells him why and he realizes she's not as dumb as they thought. Why did she get the loan? Does does it say how long she was gone for, or like how much the interest rate was? No.

Because I have an idea. I have an idea too, but it also really depends on that interest rate. What are you talking about? Fixed rate? Is it just a flat two percent? Is it compounding? It came to the right place

because I work at a bank. Fucking Dr. Banks over here. Do you work at a bank? No. Do I look like I know anything about you? What do you do outside? I don't know you outside of this bucket. Yeah, I know.

I work for an educator. You work for an after school program. Yeah, I work for an educational program for little girls. Because one time a girl pierced your ear drum. Yeah, that was when I was nannying. That was in a privacy of a home. Oh, so you had even more control than you still had. Yeah, I was the only adult responsible there. My thought is that my thoughts, real quick, when I was in college, I used to work for a self-storage place in part of it. You don't real quick me. I'm the king.

Part of the fight to the early routine was taking the bank deposit to the bank in the mornings. And the bank was like right across the street. And it was not my bank, it was just my works bank that I would deposit this in every day. And I worked there for years, and whenever a new person would work at the bank, I would put this deposit and they're like, hey, have you ever thought about opening a bank account

with this bank, but of course it didn't want to. And there was a new person working at the bank, it was a lady one day, and I was taking it in the deposit. And she was like, have you ever thought about opening up a bank account here at like a key bank or whatever? And I was like, actually, the only bank that I use is of the bank variety. And she looked at me and she goes, oh, okay.

And I was like, okay. Yeah. I think it went like completely over her. She's like, well, do they have competitive rates? No, I think four hours later, she was like, Wolves do they have competitive rates? No, I think four hours later, she was like, Oh, no, I hate my job. Did they have free checking here?

Oh my God, that's the ratio. I like the idea of a person who doesn't use conventional bags, but they do understand the concept of a bag. I put all my money in a spank bag. So my answer to this riddle is spank bank. Next question. Yep. My thought is bank bank next question. Yep.

My thought is that she does that so she doesn't have to pay for airport parking. Is this an airport bank? Tell me, legally, is you right? Am I right? Yeah. She got the loan to keep her car safe and save money on parking while she was gone.

Nice. Wow. Although, wouldn't she just leave it at home and take a Uber to the airport? She doesn't have a home. Is that what it says? No, I don't know. I'm making it up.

I'm giving her like a glamorous, mysterious life. I thought that she was like trying to hide assets. Like she was going to a divorce and she was like, oh, if I put this bank collateral thing here, I mean, that wouldn't work. So people have a devious fucking mind. People have tried to do that for me before, but guess what, Katherine, I found the car.

And I cut my half of it off, and I ate my half of the car. And now I have a car and I'm done. My half, my half. JBC, you get a divorce? Uh-huh. What is it? Not if, but what?

With I'm it, give it a divorce. Because of what of your property do you think you're gonna? Well, I should probably keep most of my hair, I'll keep my pride. Spaghetti? I'll definitely keep spaghetti. You'll have to price spaghetti in my cold dead hands. Out in the hay, baby.

You know what, honestly, when I do get a divorce, let her have it all, okay? Does she get your spot on Hey Riddle? Oh, of course. Oh, very cool. This thing is my only asset. And I, by the way, I do sell it off to people often. I know we haven't recorded any episodes

that I haven't been a part of yet, but very soon we're gonna have a lot of special guests there quotes in the studio. I owe a lot of bad people a lot of bad money. Bad money. I can't wait till all three of us are divorced. It's just three different hosts. I don't really want to be here. I thought it'd be fun to have. Love us anymore. For Mother's Day, I thought it'd be fun if we had our moms calling or something. Oh yeah. Have all of our moms calling to do a riddle.

And for Father's Day, let's do the same with all of our kids, but it'll just be like I've got to do it. Yeah. Oh, yeah. We should also have an episode where if our siblings are ever in town at the same time. Okay, you're simply lives in this town. It is very charming and we all, yeah, whatever.

Your brothers are well ones in Indianapolis and ones in LA? It's space. Space, it's space. We gotta have Mitch on eventually. If we ever do a left show, I feel like it's my ass kicked. I don't want people to boo him. I'm like afraid.

Oh, people will boo. I think it's too late. I will you agree. I didn't want people to boo him. I'm like afraid. Oh, people will boom. I think it's too late. I will agree. I didn't mess up so much. You create a stigma. He's a monster. He was a boss. All right.

I have another bank riddle. Can you believe it? The only riddles that I believe are of a spake variety. Yeah. All right. A bank is getting robbed. Have you guys ever put one of these riddles at your spake bank? Yeah. At this point you guys ever put one of these riddles that you're spanked bank?

At this point, I can only masturbate to riddles. To riddles? I did. The one where the father locked his son out of his house. I was like, lock and key. That one's coming back for daddy later. Papa Horde peridys. I'm one of the most famous Americans.

So bad. So bad. That was maybe the very first riddle we ever did. I think it could have been despair. I'm actually making the one of the worst ones ever. It's so bad. It's so bad. That was maybe the very first riddle we ever did. I think it could have been despair. I'm actually making the one with the opera singer breaking the glass of the science one. Because you solved it. Yeah, because anyone I saw,

I'm like, I gotta remember this like, I do jerk off to the one of Bethacrope pissing out the boys. Yeah. That's what that, I feel like in my head that's the answer to that. That's the answer to that one. That's the answer I wanted. I turn this thing of like sex and stuff. Oh yeah. No, that's the answer to that. That's the answer to that one. That's the answer I wanted.

I tend to think of like sex and stuff. Oh yeah. Oh that's weird. Hey. Hey. Whatever floats your goods, madoubles. I'm not sure if it floats your goods, madoubles. Okay.

All right. Here we go. Yes. A bank is getting robbed. And one of the robbers tells one of the tellers to give him all of the money. The teller tells him she doesn't have access to it. Suddenly the phone rings. The robber tells the teller to answer it and not give them away.

She picks up the phone and it happens to be her mother. She tells her mother, is this an emergency mom? Call me when I get home, I could use some help painting. Then she hangs up. The robbers continue to try to get into the vault, but 20 minutes later, the police show up with the tellers mom and arrest them all. How did the police know about the robbery?

First of all, 20 minutes, your clock on this Maycraftary job is way off. Second of all, they would never bring the mom to an active like Maycraftary. Well, maybe the mom's a cop. Cop mom. Damn, a cop mom, I'm coming this fall. The doctor was a, maybe the mom's a cop. Cop mom. Damn, the cop mom, the coping this fall. The doctor was a cop.

The doctor was a cop. Buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh. The copter was a helicopter. He did it. Helicopter mom. I would say, so she says, all right, is this an emergency? I'll see you at home.

I need help painting. I'll read one, just say what she said. Yeah. She tells her mother, is this an emergency mom? Call me when I get home. I need help painting. I'll read one would just say what she said. Yeah. She tells her mother, is this an emergency mom? Call me when I get home. I could use some help painting. Call me when I get home. I could use some help painting. Call me when I get home. How would the mom know when she gets home? Use some help painting. Do the letters spell out a message or something? Can you use some help painting? Is this an emergency mom? Call me when I get home.

I could use some help painting. Oh, the mom knew something was up because the daughter works at a bank and she has no artistic talent. Ooh. Ooh, sweet. Sweet, sweet. I see.

Okay. I wish I could paint. I could use some help painting. I wanna see a scene. JPC, your character named Rob. Okay. And your catchphrase is you're getting robbed while you put two thumbs at yourself.

Gotcha. No matter what the situation is, Aaron, you're a bank teller. And there's a massive misunderstanding happening. Sure. I would like. Hello, welcome to Chase. How can I help you?

I just like to make it a positive. Okay, I'm just fill this out. I've already got Hello, welcome to Chase. How can I help you? I just like to make it a deposit. Okay, just fill this out. Okay. I've already got my phone filled out. There you go. It's a... I'll make you a deposit in my account.

Okay, great. And how... Can you just put your pen number in? There you go. Whether it's not part of it. You'd know, just... I can... Put my pen number in to make it a deposit.

Yeah. Just open your account. And... You want me to open my account? Yes, so I can put, yes. You have it on your computer. Yes, I know, but I, for security reasons. I'm just fuck it with you.

You been robbed. Oh my God, what? That's just why it's a humor. What? So yeah. Oh my God, oh my God, it's my second day. No, no, it's okay, you been robbed. Okay, okay, are you already did it?

Yes. It's not happening currently. No, it's actually still happening. Oh robbed. Okay, okay, are you already dead? Yes. It's not happening currently. Well, no, it's actually still happening. Oh my God, okay. As we continue this conversation, I'm continually robbing you. Yeah, I'm scared. Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, do you just throw up?

Yeah, a little bit on my blue shirt. Oh, God. Okay, fine. Wait a second, are you robbing me? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm not. No, I'm never. But your name is Robin, correct? My name is Robin. Yeah, so you're Robin me? No, I'm not. I'm not Robin. I've never sold money in my life. I'll pretend everything's fine.

Here's how much money do you want? I have about. It's a deposit. I have $10,000. We cut to the security guard in the corner. All right, Frank, you heard what he said. He said, you're being robbed. You've trained for this.

You were in Vietnam too Just approach him gun out shoot him in the face You Stop right there beat yeah, what what do you mean? Oh, whoa? Hey ground? No, hey? You robbing this place no, she's robbing this place. He is robbing me. I am Robin you've been robbed all right Frank you've prepared for this year in Vietnam too. I am the gun at the big color in shooting space. Frank, we can hear you. Frank, Frank, just call 911. And Frank, I can hear you too.

It's me, the gun. Frank, you know what? You don't wanna do this, buddy. Think of all the good times we've had together. It's happening again. What's happening again? You've been robbed. Call me when I get home.

I need help painting. She doesn't have a home. She lives on the streets. She works at a bank in Hawaii. The cost of living there is way too expensive. So even people who have, yes. Yes, people who will like legit work at banks and are homeless.

It's fucked. The housing costs are just too expensive. But it's a slow, it's slow. And it's slow, and it's slow. And it's slow. What a relaxed life. There are whole cities on the beach of just homeless people that have to live in tents.

Oh man. Yeah. So is that the answer? Yes. Good. Happy right up this little now. So, does this woman have a home? Can I ask some questions? Yeah. Does this woman have a home? Can I ask some questions?

Yeah. Does this woman have a home? Yes. Does this woman paint recreationally? Maybe. Is she known for painting? Maybe. It doesn't matter. Is it something more like every, they have a system where it's like every

third word because call help. You're on the right track. There's some sort of encoded message that they have worked out beforehand, because because all the words necessary to let the mom know it's going on are embedded in the sentence. That's true, but nothing is worked out beforehand. Can you read the sentence that she says one more time? I would love to. Is this an emergency mom call me when I get home? I could really use some help painting.

The daughter lives at home with her mom. Um, I get home I could really use some help painting the daughter lives at home With her mom I don't know the mom is dead. She's a ghost so she's omniscient she can there's something about the phrase is this an emergency mom You're on the right track that it's all pig blood It's like embedded Is this an emergency call help? Yeah. She's trusty toward. Oh, I know what it is. So she said that on the phone, but she also had her computer on.

She sent her a. No, you were really on the right track. Emergency call and help. Yeah. Wait, wait, say the, say the one. Is this an emergency mom? Call me when I get home, I could really use some help painting. But I don't know how to let the mom know that unless she's like stressing the words. Yeah, I don't know unless she doesn't, she

lives with her mom and she doesn't paint her like the rest is just like, it's definitely, it's like a stressing the words thing, but she's doing something mechanical. She's made it a little limmeric. If I was this person's mom, they'd be fucking dead because I would not be able to get this from the context. Well, yes, you think you would. Every time she says one of those words,

she holds down a button on the phone. The other way around. Every time she holds down a button on the phone, she says one of those words. Is she pressing like a number? Oh, so as she, I see, as she's saying that sentence, she holds on a button for the dial tone. So all the mom hears is e emergency, e-call, e-help.

Is that right? Yeah, it's the mute button though. Mm, nice, help. Is that right? Yeah, it's the mute button though. Hmm, nice. Nice. Come on. Emergency call help is all that she gave her. We, between the three of us, we can think of a better sentence that would, that would. They have the words emergency.

Yeah. Okay. Hi, mom. Is this an emergency? Call the police. Yeah, call the police. I blew it. I blew it. I blew it. I blew it. I blew it. Is this an emergency call the police? Hi mom after work I have to go to the sperm bank

To get uncle Rob's sperm Blame, blame, blame. Mom, can you pick up some emergency? I'm getting a cold. I need some help. Let's listen to the police later. Let's listen to the police later. Shut up, JPC. I'd like to see a scene. So JPC, you're on the phone with your partner who is Adel.

And you are trying to break up with Adel using this tactic. For using the mute button tactic. Hey, Sweetie, are you laughing? This is such a fucking hard present! What's a hard present? You're doing a hard present. Hold on, I'm talking to a co-worker. I want to talk to you about, but can you just give me one second?

I'm just a co-worker. Hey, Aaron? What the fuck? I'm sorry. Usually these scenes in-ups are like... I'm still on the line. Oh, yes. Yeah, Addle. Hold on, sweetie. Just do what's again. Usually these scenes in-ups are like I'm still on the line. I'm sorry. Yes. Oh, yeah, Adel hold up sweetie

What's it? Usually these seeds that are like fucking like you're both scuba divers. You're looking for gold Not like see that time's really fun. It's really sweety. Yeah, you know how much divorce that we have three kids and they talk to animals Would you say that's a unique situation? It's a living That's why divorce you I'm pushing you to be better. Wow, okay. I think you're very talented. This just means I think you're capable of anything.

I'm going to start also pushing you to do equally complicated premises. I think that that's a really good challenge for an evolution of the show. I like to see a scene. I'm at least a scene. I don't know. And they're looking for gold. I like to see a seed. Erin, I like to see a seed. And they're looking for gold.

I like to see a seed. Erin, this is a woman that's a seed by herself. And she has a disease where every, she has that beautiful mind disease. So I want you to put forward a mathematical equation and then solve it, but it has to be correct. Every word of every sentence has to begin with a new letter of the alphabet and it's a quential order, except every third letter you skip alphabet, and it's a quid-shell order, except every third letter,

you skip it, go back four letters. So it's A, B, C, Z, D. Does that make sense? Does that make sense? I can do it. No, let's take a quick break, and we'll be right back with more complex scenes. Rock, cheek, beat, or hit, beat, or beat, or beat,

go, beat, or beat, or beat, or beat, or beat, or beat, complex scenes. Hey, GPC. Uh, uh, yeah? You're not in trouble. I just need help. I'm, um, pranking Atal. And I'm setting up a whole website to prank him. Um, and I just need some advice. This podcast is sponsored by Squarespace.

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Oh, nothing, nothing. I'm just setting up a very normal Squarespace website, not a prank thing. No, he's gonna tune you. And I'm gonna use analytics, use insights to grow my business, and learn where my site visits and sales are coming from. That's pretty cool. I'm gonna improve my website and build marketing strategy

based on top keywords, our popular products and content on my prank website, the prank site too. Whoa, that's awesome, Aaron. I'm glad you're using Squarespace. Did you say what the website was for? I can't remember what the website was for. Yeah, the website was for. Prank.

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But how? I don't know. This show is sponsored by BetterHelp. Hey, Adel and JPC, thank you for meeting me in the middle of the woods here. I am sort of at an impasse. I can't decide whether or not to go this way or this way. I'm having a hard time choosing a path. You know, there never truly is a middle of the woods.

Isn't it funny to think about something like that? There never truly is a middle of the woods. No, this is the middle. Okay, this is it. Addle, can you help? Yeah, actually, so as per Robert Frost, I don't know if you know his poems. He has a poem called Better Help.

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Mm, and better help is entirely online, so it's designed to be convenient, flexible, and suited to your schedule. I've been using it for several years, and it suits the way that my brain works way better than traditional therapy ever did. And when Aaron says traditional therapy, just so everyone's clear, what she means is tricking two of her friends to coming to the middle of the woods, even though there isn't truly the concept of the middle of the woods. Isn't that fun to think about?

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And we're back, everybody. Tommy check. Still got mine. Still got mine. Who knows about me? Although we did go, you know, take a little bathroom break and I was sitting on the toilet and a little goblin jumped up for the toilet and said, I'm gonna take your tummy. And I said, no, no, no, no, goblin. Oh, the tummy goblin. Yeah, those little tummy goblin jumped up for the toilet and said, I'm gonna take your tummy. And I said, no, no, no, goblin.

Oh, the tummy goblin. Yeah, this is a little tummy goblin. But good news, he accepted my balls and my penis instead. And so he took those. Yeah, ripped them right off, ran down the toilet, put my whole head down, tried to be honest. I just wanna be fully, for sure.

Full disclosure, that wasn't the tummy goblin. He ripped off your balls and penis.. That wasn't a tummy goblin He ripped off your balls and penis. Yeah, yeah, it's just regular Tummy gobbin pops up rubbed your tummy. Yeah, yeah, put your back of his hand on his forehead says you feel warm rubbed your tummy Yeah, yeah, that's him. He's done that before. Yeah, this is how are you two? This seems like a different How did I find? Well, JPC up from space Tommy Goblin. You're like, you're like God's out. You're like God's out.

You're like God's out. I'm up it. If we were, what did I think? What did I think? What is that thing? If we were all Muppets. Oh, this is a fun question. It would be JPC Begonzo.

I'd be Gonzo. Maybe Rizo though. I'd be, honestly, I'd be Sam the Eagle. Oh, that's funny. Yeah. You talk like, looks wise or personality wise. Fuck you. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And you'd be those two old men. What are their names? Oh, Waldo. Waldo.

Waldo, from Stanley. Yeah, Stanley and Waldo, if yeah. You're getting some of the continents wrong for you. Waldo, from Tampo. Yeah. You be Waldo, from Tampo. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, it shows that half bad. No, it's all bad. Here and you'd be Jan. The one that's blonde. Yeah, the one with like your eyes closed. I don't know. I don't think I'd be here. That's wrong.

Okay. It's not how the game's played. No, it's exactly how it's played. You fucked up and you didn't play the game right? Who am I? Oh, you'd be be beaker So you're asking us who you are then we're giving you examples of who we think you are They were rock until I you land on one. I like that. We're not moving your beaker. I feel like I'm curve. It's nephew

Oh, I don't know the muppets so I'm gonna start guessing things that I think are muppets like normal or meat one Nobody draw them create them them, draw them quickly. Everyone's favorite. I'm not big meat-wad. Draw us as... Crylock, meat-wad. Master shake. Master shake.

All the best muffits. Me and my three brothers, I was definitely Master Shake. My older brother was Crylock. My little brother's meat-wad. Nobody asked. I'm happy to know that now. I feel like Aaron's Meatwad. I'm probably Freilock and your Master Shake.

I'm definitely Master Shake. Aaron, Aaron, Aaron, do you know AquaTedograforce? No. Meatwad is, I wasn't saying that he was good at chaining. You know what I'm saying? But Meatwad is the best one. Why? Because you want to be,

because we want to be the only one in the heart. And has heart. Yeah, and empathy. Master Shake is a, but dip your dick. Oh, it's annoying. For like, it's annoying nerd, like a brainiac, know it all.

And meet what is like stupid, but has heart. Oh, okay, they're all bad. They're all bad. Aaron, you're done. No. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no.

Um, yeah, okay, fine. I think I'm a monster in real life, but next to you two, I sound like an angel. Let's do this. Yeah, I know. Isn't that great, though? But like, think about how the position that you get to be at. Like, you're just the least scary of three total monsters.

Yes, but in real life, I'm like, I think I'm a little scary, right? In real life, you're like a Phoebe. And Gabi's in our both Chand JBC and are both Chandlers. We're both Chandlers. If anyone's Chandler to me. I want a t-shirt that says, if you think you're a Chandler, you're a Ross.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. But yeah, it is. Oh, that's so good. Air is a monster in real life. Earlier tonight, she told us that she got pulled over in Uber and we told a little story at the beginning of the episode, but what she didn't say was

that after the cops pulled away, she reached back and slipped the Uber driver's throat. I'm a mom, sir. Once upon a time, a servant lived with his master after service of about 30 years. For those who can't see, Aaron's tucked us in the bed. She's just reading from a tone with a golden spine. My bed's too hard. This is too firm of a bed my bed's too soft My bed, well you're laying on a pee Oh shit, BBC pissed the bed I would never piss this he like sleep mattress

What a wee best mattresses in the world Queen I can always tell when someone's pissed in my bed Man, that's not a talent. Man, please leave this mace. Please leave this mattress for him. All right, I'm going to kiss you both in the forehead. Tuck you in, please. Stuffed animals in your top hat on it. What is this? Do you have chocolate on your lips? Yes.

Yes. What is this lip? I have fondue. No, it's my fondue. It's my fondue. I have cheese fondue. It's chocolate fondue. It's my fondue.

What do you mean? So the fondue. I have cheese fondue. I have cheese fondue. It's chocolate fondue. It's my fondue with my Do I cheese fondue chocolate fondue my night What do you mean so the fondue you had was just cheese fondue dumped in the chocolate fondue? I had both Would you did you have 30 shrimp dumped in chocolate? Yes? Would you eat that would you eat at a cure nightly themed fondue restaurant called my nightly fondue? I'm not gonna say that. I'm not gonna say that. I'm not gonna say that. I'm not gonna say that.

I'm not gonna say that. I'm not gonna say that. I'm not gonna say that. I'm not gonna say that. I'm not gonna say that. I'm not gonna say that. I'm not gonna say that. I'm not gonna say that.

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I'm not gonna say that. I'm not gonna say that. I'm not gonna say that. I'm not gonna say that. I'm not gonna say that. I'm not gonna say that. I'm not gonna say that. I'm not gonna say that. I'm not gonna say that. Oh, no. No, no. No, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, his master. After service of about 30 years, his master became ill and was going to die. Poison. One day the master called his... Oh, my phone died.

No, it's fine. One day the master called his servant and asked him for a wish. It could be any wish, but just one. The master gave him one day to think about it. The servant became, are you awake? It could be any wish, but just one. The master gave him one day to think about it. The servant became, are you awake? So wait, the servant gets one wish from the master? Just one wish.

Is the master a gene? We'll see. This is. That I'm going to bet. The servant became very happy and went to his mother for a discussion about the wish. His mother was blind and she asked her son to make a wish for her eyesight to come back.

Selfish. And then the servant went to his wife. She became very excited and asked for a son as they were childless for many years. After that, the servant went to his father who wanted to be rich. So he asked his son to wish for a lot of money. The next day, he went to his master and made one wish

through which all three mother, father, wife got what they wanted. to wish for a lot of money. The next day he went to his master and made one wish through which all three mother-father wife got what they wanted. What was the servant's wish? Money, baby. You'll play. You'll play. So he's got the wife who wants a child. The wife. The father who wants the money. The money. What's the other one? The mom wants the sight. Mrs. Scarlett in Leibrow. The blue, the orange, the sight. Candlestick. So the mom wants sight. The son wants money.

No, what was it? The father wants money and the wife wants a son. Son, I cite money. So he went to his master. He said, my wish is to kill these three people. I wish I didn't have a family. Yeah, you know how some riddles are bullshit. No. Is this one of them?

Yeah. He wished he didn't have a wish. No. He wished that they would all forget their wishes. He wished for three wishes. No. He wished. Does this bastard die?

It's a wording thing. Oh, so money? He says one sentence, I give something. So, see, what's like says one sentence like gives them so see What it what's like some slang for like site money and a child? No, that's too clever. No, it's not like it's not like I wish that my mother could see my Sun get rich get rich. That's as close as you get Wow get rich. Get rich. That's as close as you can get. Wow. Wow. Thank you. KJ was not

clapping. KJ they were. KJ they've been slumped over the audio board for two days. They got kind of confused because you said KJ clap and then they stopped clapping. KJ clap if you feel like clapping. Wow, epic clap back. Are you? Epic clap back on you air. What's the actual sentence? Can you just stood up and dance? He clapped, air and stole a truck pass.

Back into her chair. Okay, the servant said, my mother wants to see her grandson swinging on a swing of gold, which is stupid. The stupid. I told you it was stupid. I didn't lie to you. Now, go to bed. Fuck you both.

I want to daughters. But we're lost boys, meaning that we're boys who love to stay up late and watch the reruns of lost. Well, the first couple seasons. We love saying. That would be the best is Peter. Here, I want to see a scene. Okay.

Aaron, you're going to be Peter Pan. Love it. You get in. No, hold on. Peter Pan lives in Neverland. You're going to be one of the new kids. You're a new kid, whoever you are. Peter Pan has brought you to Neverland to live with the lost boys.

And this is your first night talking to one lost boys. And you're slowly realizing that they're just all fans of the TV show lost. Oh, boy, this will be difficult. Well, let's make it a little more complex. Uh, TPC, every third word you have. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Sir Welcome welcome to neverland. Why don't you get hi acquainted? No, I know who you are I brought you happy to pen get acquainted. I promise. Huh? My name's Thomas. I know we've got over this Here's one of the last boys make yourself comfortable

What what what I was I wanted to lost boys. Oh, I'm one of the last boys. Hi, I'm Thomas. Are there pirates here? There are pirates here, but don't be worried. Stick with us last boys and you'll be fine. My name's Spider-Mike. And this is cocaine, Cameron. My name's cocaine, Cameron.

You got any cocaine? No, why are you selling? I'm selling. Yeah. So what do last boys do? Wait, we're not done introducing the rest of the lost boys. This is Smoke Monster Mike. Yeah, they're going to smoke lots of Mike

because they'll leave you weed around me. I remember a previous episode. This is Turtle from Outter Usch. Hey. We're JBC wrapped some lost boy names and he called the twins friends and spits. I think about it three times a week. We know JBC is.

I don't know anything about lost. I know there's a hatch at a smoke wadster. Not pinnies, both. I'm thinking about rewatching lost because I did love it. We should be watching together. I went to, so I went to Illinois State University. I assume in Southern, Central Illinois, not Southern. So it's in Bloomington, normal.

And I was a theater major. And I remember one of the grad students in the program was a guy named Thomas Quinn. And we were in a play together. We were like the two, he was the lead and I was like his sidekick. So one of the other leads, I guess. Yeah, sidekick.

That's a role in a play. It was in Caucasian Chaucerkel, so that's all left my head because it was a boring play. But we were the two main characters running around. And we, at one of the rap parties or something, he was like, oh, turn on the TV. My brother's show was about to premiere. And I'm like, oh, what's your brother's show?

And he's like, it's a show about an island where all these people crash in a plane. And he described the premise. And on my head, I'm like, oh, what's your brother's show? And he's like, it's this show about an island where all these people crash in a plane and he described the premise. And on my hand, I'm like, woof. Like, this is Yikes, Bikes, this is sad. And it turned out his brother is Terry Oakwyn. His brother's Terry Quinn, but because of SAG rules, he had to change his name to Terry Oakwyn.

And his brother was locked. And I was like, but I remember watching the first episode be like, oh, this is gonna be huge. That's so funny. The pilot of Lost was phenomenal. Those are great pilots. Yeah. It wasn't a great pilot because they crashed.

Yes, I did it. I did it. Aaron did it. It was Aaron. It was Aaron who did it. That guy plays the pilot on the Lost. You're sweating blood here. It's like JJ Abrams college roommate.

Really? He's in every JJ Abrams star wars movie. He's in heroes. He's in yeah, it's like porcans or new Abrams to heroes He did something he was some producer yeah The cheerleader save the war all Jerry Jerry Jerry Jerry Jerry Jerry Jerry Jerry Abrams had the idea for heroes He wrote it on an app. Gonna toss it in the sub guys open gaping mouth and he said keep this fucking trash idea. J.J. Brim's everything I shit is gold.

And then somebody else was like, oh hero's okay. That guy. Paulie Shore. Paulie Shore. Well, that was fun. So I'm gonna do some listeners submitted rootles. What do you mean that was fun? Whatever just happened was fun. We just want you to bowl of soup. Yeah, that was fun. And when I try to stand up, you shot me with a Nerf gun. That's the kind of bully I want to be. I think you've ever seen the movie The Little Princess? No. The Little Princess.

Nope. It's awesome. It's one of my favorites growing up. The villain in that there's a scene where she just makes all of her friends sit silently and watch her hair get brushed. Wow. And I love that. That's cool.

Is it live action or animated? A live action. Is it based on little prints? Nope. It's based on the book, The Little Princess. A little princess. The Little Princess. Little women?

Lepatee. I love that too. I look little, Eddie. Little women. Walking down. All right. So here's some listeners submitted. Are we ready?

Yes. This one's from Isaac Hamilton. He said he doesn't care either way if we say his name. Well, let's not. Okay. He also, we, one time, had an idea of an episode where we did a whole episode from a spa, anything, we should do that and call it riddles and relaxation. Damn.

But, okay, are we ready? Yes. Hands she has, but does not hold. Teeth she has, but does not bite. Feet she has, but they are cold. Eyes she has, but with outside. Who is she? The mom from that riddle worth the wish.

Yep. Yep, Bob. So the Baron Queen. The Baron Queen. The Baron Queen. That's a really good guess for this. Hand, I she has but cannot see. Hands she has but cannot hold. Bill she has but cannot pay.

No, hold on. Bill she has but cannot pay. That's me. She's just a poor woman. She has teeth but can't bite. She has hands but can't hold. She has eyes but can't see. What was the other one?

Hands she has but does not hold teeth. has, but does not bite feet she has, but they are cold eyes she has, but with outside who is she? Hands eyes. Cold feet, uh, GPC's, uh, girlfriend on their wedding night. Yeah. All of my girlfriends are there waiting. Hands feet, teeth and eyes Mm-hmm. So what has hands feet teeth and eyes that is not like a person?

Are you sure it's not head shoulders knees and toes? Oh, that's what it is head shoulders knees and toes It's just one of these freaking My dad used to do a bit. There's this place called Castle Island in South Boston It's like a war bunker. Oh, we're all the Stephen King stories are set. Yeah And you can drive out to it and there's like this place that you can get like ice cream and french fries and you can walk around. It's beautiful in the summer. There's playgrounds and stuff.

But there's lots of statues and there's lots of busts. And when we were little, my dad used to do a bit where he'd go, head shoulders. Man, man, man, man, man. When we'd walk, come by them. And it is still makes me laugh. Pretty good bit. Pretty good bit. Pretty good bit.

He's very funny. He also has a bunch of accents. He was like, hey, shoulders. Na na na na na na na. Hey, shoulders. Ba da da da. My dad used to do this bit when we were at restaurants. They would come by the table after your food has been delivered

and they'd say, how is everything? Is everything to your liking? And my dad with outfail every time, would look at the waiter, go, well, it's not a dog's asshole, but I'll eat it. Do it. My dad used to do a bit. That's not true. No.

No, no, no. This is be clear, Larry never did that. But I mean, to be clear, you mean hoody. When I do have kids, I will say that every time. My dad used to do a bit where when I was 11, he left the family. That's one of those bits that's only funny what? Yeah. If you do it too much.

On your deathbed. Yeah. Oh man, okay. Hands, teeth, feet, eyes. Lady justice. No. Is a statue of Lady Justice. Hands, teeth, feet, and eyes.

Is it a human? No. The answer's not a human. Is it a potato? No. Is it a food? No, you stupid. Okay.

No, you lunatic. Why am I getting turned on? Stop. Stop. It's because it's a riddle. This is triggering for me in a way I don't want to explore. You put it in a spank bank. Hornie for riddles.

I am horny for these riddles. Uh, tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt Is it an idea, is it an tangible thing? No, it's a thing. It's a thing. Is it something that we deal with on a daily basis? I don't think you do. I'd be very interested to find out if it was a huge part of your life. It's something that was a huge part of my life. Born.

No, yeah, I've moved on from born. Is it a shower? Mine is complicated and overwhelming to me. That's just the thing I wanted to share. I mean, we have to, in fact, it's not. No, it's just like, I just get overwhelmed. Aaron, you watched, it's complicated, but that's not a port. Yeah.

Oh my God, no, you can jerk off that KJ. It's complicated, it's a port. And go to sleep, practically. That kitchen is gorgeous. Yes. KJ, I understand. I've never seen big little eyes, but I feel like everyone I know was like us fucking house porn.

It's house porn. It's coat porn. It's clothes porn. It's porn porn. Cote porn and clothes porn are like the opposite of what porn is. No. Hey you, Amish kid looking for something fun? Here's some coat porn.

So you used to be really into it, you'd be surprised if I was into it. Would JPC be into it? No, maybe, actually, I don't know. It's not something a lot of adults are into. Well, Barbies, American girls. Dolls. Dolls, that's so dumb. It's not dumb. Dolls. I have feet, but I'm cold. I have hands, but can I? Hands, but she does not hold. Teeth, but she does not bite.

Feet, but they are cold. Eyes, but she is without sight. What all makes sense? Dolls. You're the American Girl Dolls I had for those of you who are interested. I know you two dummies aren't, but someone is. I got Samantha and I threw up from Joy

when I got her. My family's favorite story to tell. I got my smith at all. I got my mom's favorite story to tell. I got my mom's you who are interested. I know you two dummies aren't, but someone is. I got Samantha and I threw up from joy when I got here. My family's favorite story to tell, I got my smithed all vomited. My sister got Felicity and Molly, but then they stopped playing with them. So I played with them.

I begged for Addy, I got Addy, and then I got Kit. That should be the new, like, Mory Kondo thing. Should be like, if you hold something, and you don't vomit, you should say thank you. Truly. like if you hold something and you don't vomit, you should say thank you. It's really, yeah, it is, my family was not rich, but I would beg and circle American Girl Daws that I wanted and put them in my parents' pillow

because I was obsessed. I never got into dolls, but I loved the Batman action figures. Like, they were so many of them, and I used to play with them all at bath time. My little brother liked GI Joe's and he had a bunch of GI Joe dolls and they couldn't fit in one vehicle except the Barbie station wagon. So he had a bunch of GI Joe's and a Barbie station wagon so they could all drive around in it. I used to play with the muscle men. I don't think I'd

know what those are. They're like, one in stall peak. Yeah. And there's like 5,000 different versions. They all had like armor or weapons or like one shape on top, but like they're made of brick. But that's, I, I credit my imagination to those things because my mom would buy me like a casavom and it was like a hundred different little guys. And I would just sit in my room and line them up and give each one a name and a backstory.

And I feel like that's where I like. And you became an entrepreneur? That's strange. I get credit kind of my creativity because when I was a kid growing up, there was a wizard that lived behind a tree. And that was... No, he's taking my life.

He's taking my life. He's telling my other. And I'm Aaron Keith and I'm talented, Mr. Ripley. And I kill that David that I bought his boat, maybe, and that's a part of the movie. Sue, I have a riddle from Mil tea, Mil tie. One, Brad? Yes.

It's just another riddle from a millipede. Yeah. Stop bragging us riddles, you bugs. We actually met this person you and I did at I.O. He said, Catherine and I ran into Aaron and JPC at World New Show on Saturday, the 19th of January. Oh, what did you say it was Catherine? It was a couple. I remember them. We loved the show and we'll definitely be back.

Here are eight riddles. I'm not going to do all eight, right? Whoa! Um, uh, pick one, pick a number one through eight. Six three. Not one, not one, six. Now we know it's six. Well, do three and six, why not? Okay, nine. My skull is thick, but I'm not tall.

But when I fall, you'll bust your gut. If we butt heads, I'll have you beat. I have no brain, but I have meat. Aram, my dumb ram. I have no brain, but I have meat. Bollywood ball. If we butt heads. Wait, what about busting my gut?

Isn't it laughter? My skull is thick. I'm not tall, but when I fall, you'll bust your gut. If we butt heads, I'll have you beat. I have no brain, but I have meat. Humpty-dumpty? I'll bust my gut when you fall. So I'll crack up with a buster. I'll crack my gut when you fall. So I'll crack up.

I'll crack up laughing when it falls. Here are two hints. Is the answer to the riddle and animal? No. Actually, I'm not gonna read this again. Well, it said brain, so if it does, I'm a brain. It's made of meat. My skull's thick.

I'm not tall, but when I fall, you'll bust your gut. If we butt heads, I'll have you beat. I have no brain, but I have me. Is it like a cadaver that's been donated to science? Like the organs have been taken out? No, it's a good guess. I give you a hint of my own that's not one of those. Yes.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Do you have lyrics to go with that bullshit home? I don't know the song. I don't know the song.

You do. I don't know it. And a Moana. Yeah. Oh, it's a jellyfish. Oh, wait. Is it a jellyfish? Is it the water?

Yeah. Coco nut. It's got meat inside. I've been stammering at the edge of the coconut coconut water is expensive And it's not actually water you gave six yes If you take me to a picnic lunch, you'll have to take me out out a bunch leave me alone and I'll be fine But take me to dinner and I'll be fine, but take me to dinner and I'll wine.

Yeah, it's me. Yeah, fuck you, it's me. If you take me to a pick line. Sir, my girlfriend will have the chocolate fondue, mixed with the cheese fondue, and I am so sorry. Bring me more wine. Also, waiter, it's not a dog's asshole, but I'll eat it.

Leave me alone and I'll be fine. But take me to dinner and I'll win. So take me to a picnic lunch, you'll have to take me out a bunch. Take me to a picnic lunch, you'll have to take me out a bunch. Tuck a tucker. I'll just have to take a tucker.

No. Take me, but take me, say it one more time. I'd love to. If you take me to a picnic lunch, you'll have to take me out a bunch Leave me alone and I'll be fine, but take me to dinner and I'll wine this very clever. Yeah Bunch nice. Thank you. Thank you for coming to world news. That was really sweet I paid to do the show so it's fine. I'll be there. Please. Please come back so I can meet you. Yeah, where were you?

be there. Please, please come back so I can meet you. Yeah. Where were you? I was in Seattle for podcom. And we'll make you this deal. If you come back to see world news and you bring grapes, we will let you toss the grapes into Addlesmouth. Deal. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Anything to promote? Come see world news when I'm there. And if you come on social media, let us know you're gonna be there. So we can say afterwards,

because this yesterday, Aaron and I did two shows, and there was Hey, were fans who were there for both shows. Yeah. And some I met and some I didn't meet because I didn't know they were there. And I would also like to add as a caveat to that.

I will just say if you come on social media, let us know. Don't do that. I will say don't do that. We don't want to know about that. If you work, guys, I on social media, let us know. Don't do that. I will say don't do that. We don't want to know about that. If you wore a gasm, I want you to post something about it. You should be proud. Don't be a shame, sex positivity baby. Sex positivity baby.

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And I'm still Aaron Keefe. And not what would you say at the beginning of the episode? Mm-hmm. Sharon Beaf? No, you've called yourself like a pilot shit or something. Oh, yeah, I was dumb. I have a dumbass. Oh, yeah.

I'm a dumbass. I'm a queen. You're me, what? I'm a queen. You're a baron queen. I am not the blonde woman from the Muppets. Follow me on Instagram at Aaron Kefe 1010 and I'll promote my shows there. And then also, if you want comps to any show

that I'm in, including World News, you can contact me on that. But if you want those comps, you have to draw Erin as if she's a Muppet. Yeah, you have to draw me as something and you'll get free tickets to whatever. What would you do if a fan of our show came to World News and they had puppets of all of us?

I would burst into tears. From fear? From joy. Well, you would only burst into tears. From fear? From joy. Well, you would only burst into tears if they dropped little tears on the puppet's eyes and then squeeze you, right? So now we know that if you're experiencing joy, you will either cry or vomit.

A vomit. Yeah. And Aaron, you said that your favorite place in the entire galaxy to cry and vomit is. Jupiter! Bye! This has been Hey, Rural Rural. Created by Adolf Rafa. Jupiter! Bye! Fogo created by M.O.B. Cargamus and M.O.N. Amores.

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