Hey Riddle Riddle - #341: Sex at the Swim Hotel w/ Elyse Willems

Episode Date: January 29, 2025

Canuck delight Elyse Willems joins us to explore the joys of Canada, Spike TV and every newly-weds favorite hotspot....Sybaris!Starring:Adal RifaiJohn Patrick CoanErin KeifGuest Starring:Elyse WillemsEditing by: Casey ToneyTheme by: Arne ParrottLogo by: Emily Kardamis & Emmaline MorrisWant more? Get Weekly Bonus Eps on Patreon!JPC's Guided Meditations Volume 1, available now at our Patreon digital store!Want merch? Visit our TeePublic Store! or pins, buttons & printsWant to mail us something? Hey Riddle Riddle 6351 W Montrose Ave #267Chicago, IL, 60634Want to leave us a voicemail? Call (805) RIDDLE-1 or (805-743-3531)Want to advertise on the show? Check out Hey Riddle Riddle via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is a HeadGum Podcast. Now if you can just read the letters on the top line, we're just checking for your eyesight. So just left to right whenever you're ready What if we can read them? We've read them ahead of time. We know what the trick is We know what you're trying to get us to spell And we don't want any part of it Us trying to trick you know, this is just an eyesight. No, it's just a regular eyesight test Yeah, actually, let's go from the chart. Put your chin right on this little stirrup here, close one eye, and look into this, and you're gonna feel a little puff of air.

Okay, so this is, I know this trick. This is your bear ass. It's my butt hole. This is your bear ass, yeah. Hey everybody, it's me, puff of air. Puff, the magic puff of air. Hey, just came here to check out your eyeballs Wait, I'm not confused is that that voice coming from

Inside your but I'm not throwing my I swear to God. I'm not throwing my voice. What is there's a person here? So I get it out get it out. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh Hey everybody, it's Elise Willems. Oh wow. Wow. Thank you. I wasn't sure if I was supposed to participate in that. Elise, can I just say in the history of this podcast, no guest has ever been sucked out

of my butt by JPC. And it won't be the last. Please welcome Elise Willems. Hello. Thanks for having me. Thanks for doing this. Yeah, at least our policy here is very much like the USA Network in the early 2000s,

and that is characters welcome. Oh, I thought you were gonna say up all night, but that's something else. I don't remember. I thought it was we know drama. I don't remember exactly which network had which slogan, but all networks and all slogans from the 2000s to I wanna say 2010s apply to this podcast.

So you are more than welcome. What was Spike's slogan? Ooh, I forgot about Spike. Just for men, probably. Just for men seems likely. Let's look it up. Oh wait, we're not supposed to Google. Oh shit, that's right.

At least 2025 we're not supposed to Google. Oh, shit, that's right. At least 2025, we're not Googling. OK, really? Yeah, we're Googling, Jeevesing, Duck Duck Goosing. Those are all your sponsors, though. We're not not confidently saying things. We're just not Googling to make sure we're right. 2025 is the year that people come at us. They come at us big time.

Can you call an aunt and ask her? That is a little, it's a little loophole. Who wants to be a millionaire rolls? We can make, we can do a phone call. If I called one of my aunts and it wasn't about what time Thanksgiving is, I don't know that I would have, I don't know what that conversation would even be

Wait, I'm trying to think does anyone have an aunt that would know the slogan for spike TV Yes, everyone I do not have that on I do not know I don't know that I do the slogan for spike TV I don't know that I have that aunt now we could we can make one up. I mean, if we are bringing back spike TV, What shows were on spike TV? Like video game shows or something? Why would you ask us more specifics of spike TV? I worked on a show that aired on spike TV, GTTV with Jeff Keighley about video games.

But then there was a lots of Bellator, which was UFC adjacent. the Eridon Spike TV, GTTV with Jeff Keighley about video games. Oh, okay. Oh. But then there was a lot of Bellator, which was UFC adjacent. Okay. Okay. Yeah, I always thought it was like a... Why didn't know about video games? I guess that does make sense for their brand, but I always thought it was more like dirt bikes and hitting each other with...

If there was a show about knife sharpening, I'd be like, yes, that's Spike TV, right? It was dirt bikes hitting a dude with your dirt bike, sharpening a knife to puncture the tires of someone else's dirt bike. Okay, I just got off the phone with my aunt and she swears Spike TV's slogan was, bump, set, us. Ooh, that'd actually be pretty good. That's actually not bad.

That's not bad at all. Okay. Elise, this is a riddles and puzzles podcast, if you can believe it. What is your relationship with riddles, puzzles, lateral thinking problems, escape rooms? Well, I have to ask, have you ever had a guest on this podcast that you've later learned their family was horrifically murdered by Batman's Riddler, and this is just a complete traumatic experience for them to be here? Uh, yes.

Yeah. Dick Grayson's been on once or twice. I'm going back and like, what's the funniest guess that I could say that happened to? A riddle killed their family. Josh Gondelman. Yeah, Josh Gondelman. Why don't we say Josh Gondelman's family was murdered by the Joker? Can't call his aunt to ask her with the Spikes Logan ones because she's dead. I am a sycophant for riddles and puzzles and mysteries and anything of the like.

I love escape rooms. This is my Valhalla. I'm so thrilled to be doing this with you all. I love riddles easy and complicated, the ones where it's just like, okay, yeah, that's obviously a zebra, but it makes me feel really smart to have known that. CB. And then the multi-layered ones where it's really just conjecture, which are the ones that I really enjoy the most that you do on this podcast. Now, at least I have to ask, I'm so happy you love escape rooms. Escape rooms are one of my favorite thing in the world. You told us while we were getting all set up here that you're from Canada. Is a Canadian escape room just like a room with

an unlocked door and you just kind of walk out and they're like, thank you so much? Have you done a Canadian escape room? AC It's the peace bridge that you drive over to get from Niagara Falls. I've only done one escape room in Canada and it simulated the kind of like bowels of, or I guess I want to say maybe if you were in the Paris catacombs was the idea that you would be in these like labyrinthine tunnels and there were these sarcophagi throughout it and also confessional booths. And so this alarm would go off and when the alarm went off, people would crawl out of the sarcophagi and start chasing you and you had to run into a confessional booth to protect yourself. And the puzzles were terrible. It was really bad. But the atmosphere was really-

It sounds like conversion camp. Yeah. Very much so. And yeah, I would say in Canada, we don't really have a strong national identity. So I feel like escape, the biggest Canadian escape room would be something that involves being very passive aggressive. Because we're also passive aggressive people. I didn't know that. We don't want to confront. It's wild that like Canada and the United States, geographically very similar. Ethnographically have some similarities as well.

And it sucks that Canada's like, yeah, we don't have a strong national identity. And we're like, well, then why the fuck do we have one? We shouldn't have one either, right? You guys don't have one. Do we need one? Can we get rid of ours? Does anyone know if I can return a national identity?

Could we rebrand, perhaps? Oh, how would you all rebrand America? That's hard. Well, not to get too political on this podcast, but I- Take down the Statue of Liberty, put up a Statue of Dolly Parton. I think that's the only change I would make. Yeah, that would solve, I think, 90% of the problem.

Or just give the Statue of Liberty a boob job. Yeah, I guess I would just swap California, New York, just the people. I would just move all the people and swap them, even swap Fair Trade. That's probably all the change that I would make. That happens a couple times a year anyway, is people from New York moved to California

and California moved to New York. That happens constantly. The great migration. I think my only note for America is I could do like 15% more fireworks. It's easier anyway, as people from New York moved to California and California moved to New York. That happens constantly. The great migration. I think my only note for America is I could do like 15% more fireworks. Oh, God. Not in Los Angeles. Oh, boy.

God. Well, we're still thrilled to have you here in your Valhalla. And I love that phrase, this is my Valhalla. It's got me wondering from my co-hosts, Adel Aaron, what do you think your Valhalla is? Oh it's probably a big escape room. Big escape room? Never-ending escape room. That's your Valhalla? That's fun. My bed. Okay so pretty similar we're both into the pretty similar. JBC what about you? Mine's just regular vanilla Valhalla where the What about you? Mine's just regular vanilla Valhalla, where the greatest Norse warriors go when they die.

I mean, I kind of see myself that way. Like I know like others don't see me that way. And like, it's a delusion that I have to maintain, but like that's kind of how I see myself, like a strong, traditional. It sucks that vanilla Valhalla is the perfect title for Ben and Jerry's love. I have.

I have. It's a vanilla ice cream with pieces of beard and ax. Cool. Cool. Very cool. Elise, what's your Valhalla? I would also like to be bedridden, covered in sores. Erin, is that what you meant?

Rolled every hour on the hour. That's exactly what I meant. That is exactly what I meant. So I'll start. Probably Sesame Street for me, to be honest. Oh. Okay. Oh, okay. Yeah. Fun.

And are you one of the... Uh, they're not Muppets, are they? They're Streeters, what are they called? I think you mean the people on Sesame Street? Are the people Muppets on Sesame Street? It's Muppets and Big Bird. I don't know. I think the Sesame Street... I don't know that they're technically considered Muppets and Big Bird. I don't know, I think the Sesame Street, I don't know that they're technically considered Muppets.

They might be puppets, technically speaking. Well, they're from the Henson factory. Yeah. So I don't know, they could be, I think they're Muppets. Wait, but Big Bird is a person in a costume. That can't be a Muppet, right? No, Big Bird, there's no one in there. Big Bird is a real sentient being.

Oh. Never sleeping again. Let's get into some riddles here. Yay. These are gonna be some more thrimes. I think we did these not too long ago. What's gonna happen is I'm gonna give you three clues. Those three clues will lead to three answers,

and those three answers will all rhyme. That makes sense. You said rhymes at all. We have done these. I almost did the three lawn musk joke again and then I thought, I was like, I think I did this. And then I thought- We're stuck in a time loop. What am I doing?

What's the point of even having higher brain function if this is what I'm using it on? Here's the first time. Existing in the wild, imminent danger and germ free. Existing in the wild, imminent danger and germ free. Clean. Okay, now I don't remember how to do these. What am I doing?

What am I doing? Why am I doing it? Do I have to get my Thrymroid checked to be doing these? Yeah, you should just be doing that anyway. Just stand up it. So I'll give you an example. Because I don't want to. The one I just read, I really enjoy the answer, so I don't want to burn it.

So an example would be a numbered cube, a round pastry and an affirmative vote. And that would be a die, a pie and an affirmative vote and that would be a die a Pie and an eye a white die pie. I okay. So these are three words that all rhyme. Yep It's three clues that will lead to three answers and those three answers will all rhyme. Gotcha. So let me read these again existing in the wild Imminent danger and germ-free. And if you get any of the three, you should be able to have an insight.

Okay. Insight into the other two. Germ-free. Is it inert, alert, and refurred? What was that last one? Refurred. Refurred. The Swedish chef farting?

Yeah. No, it farting? Yeah. No, it is not. Fuck. If you're germ-free, you're healthy, or you're cured, you're healthy. Clean. Think more of like a lab or a, I guess, yeah. Steril.

Yes, yes. So you got germ-free. Oh, oh, yeah. So feral and sterile are two of them, and then imminent danger. Peril. Peril. Wow.

Give me all three, Erin. Sterile, peril, and feral. Yay. I do wanna see a scene. I got lost in the sauce, yep. The three of you are bears in a zoo, in an exhibit in the zoo, but you're all very, very concerned about cleanliness,

about everything being sort of sterile and clean. And it's just sort of dealing with this daily struggle of everything needing to be clean. Don't eat the salmon today. Why? Todd, what happened? I saw... don't eat the salmon. Just trust me, don't eat the salmon. I don't want to disgust anyone. But I saw it before they put it on the plates and it's just sitting in a bucket in a hallway.

What? But it's I saw it before they put it on the plates and it's just sitting in a bucket in a hallway What it's literally salmon out of a bucket in a hallway. They put it in a plate. I've never seen it. I assume that's the kitchen Back there the hallway where they bring us the uncooked salmon. I've never seen it before but I got a glimpse of it today Do not eat the salmon Todd are you just trying to freak us out so you can eat all the salmon or is this true? You couldn't pay me to eat a bite of that fucking salmon. I'm gagging right now Just recounting what I saw. You guys aren't even wearing gloves. What? I saw you chowing down pretty aggressively on some salmon yesterday.

Yeah. Oh my god, you don't think that the yesterday's salmon is the today's salmon, right? That they, this is certainly like a new guy. Oh, I'm gonna lose my salmon. Don't throw up. We're stuck in a very small room together. Do not throw up. I am going to go absolutely feral

if this place isn't sterile. Yeah. Okay. You know what? I'm not throwing up because I know how gross it is and how hard it is to clean and how much it sticks in is to clean and how much It sticks in the bare fur and how much salmon I've had there's a variety of reasons But the thought that I have been eating salmon out of a bucket for the last my entire life

Is sickening me. This is the same thing that happened when that kid on the field trip sneezed in your face You spent a month Peter You spent a month Peter. Jumber Peter? Remember Peter he sneezed in your face? Carlos and I remember Peter. Maybe Peter. I hibernated four months early after he did that. I know.

I'm taking the year off. Well he's still having nightmares. Peter is? Yeah. Can I go home please? No Peter. Peter. No.

Sit. You are in my pillow now. See. This is immersion therapy. I like to think that Peter learned bear in those months. Oh yeah, of course. You know, distinguished the growls from the grunts. All right, I'm ready to get this next one out. Here's another thrimed.

Several wolves, a pair of antlers, a duck call. A pack of quack and a snack of my brother. A quack call a pack of quack snack my brother quack a pack horn JBC I think you said all three can you repeat it I know because I said snack and it can't a pair of antlers can't be a snack right a stack a pack a rack and a stack there you go so can you read that again, Adel? Sorry. Yep, several wolves. Pack. A pair of antlers. A duck call. I think all three have been said.

Yeah, pack, rack, and quack. I didn't know that a pair of antlers was called a rack of antlers. Oh yeah. Interesting. Okay, so when that moose slapped me, they were justified. Because you were staring at its rack. Yes.

You said, nice rack. Thank you. I would like to see a scene. The three of you are in a wolf pack and you're trying to decide who the alpha is. Oh, howl. So that's mine. Wow, that was a pretty powerful howl, Gene. Thank you.

My vote's for Gene. Thank you. My vote's for Gene. Thank you, all right. What the fuck, have you been working on that? God damn. You know, my dad was a leader of his pack, so I think there's some genetic, you know. I didn't know that. Clarence, Clarence, why don't you,

obviously, I think it's sealed, I think I'm the leader, but Clarence, why don't you do yours? Okay. Just for fun. Check this out. Check this out. Chicha! Clarence. Clarence, what the hell? I hate that movement you're doing with your paws. I'm still voting for Gene. Obviously. What do you mean, obviously?

I mean, Gene wins hands down, Clarence. I thought mine was pretty good. I was just trying to be polite. Ah, Clarence, I'll be honest, that didn't even sound wolf-like. Yeah, I think, ooooh. This whole election was supposed to be between Gene and Clarence to see who could lead the pack, but Clarence, I might not even want you in the pack. What are you talking about? I feel so bad because I called for you to do that like I was like you do yours I'm expressing that same feeling we all get when the moon is full and you look at it

You look up at it and you just you gotta get you gotta let it out. Chicha. Oh, no, it's gotta be a big Oh, it's gotta be a big. Oh and the thing that sucks is like mine would be, and I'm not running, but mine would be like, oh. And what sucks is that due to the wolf constitution, like Clarence is now the wolf vice president. So like Clarence has more power than me just because I didn't wanna run because I didn't wanna pay the 50, and what's wolf money?

50. Wow, four. And look at our money. Tree branch registration fee? I don't want to pay the 50 and what's wolf money? And I mean that's your prerogative man, okay Do we have like a wolf dictionary? Hey like a wolf dictionary like a wolf shenari. Yeah wolf shenari or a dick wolf every day Very oh great here. He comeswolf. Don't say dickwolfshenary. Oh great, here he comes, here he comes. Hey Dick.

Hey everyone. Hey. You casting for a new series? Uh, yeah. Wait, are you guys hanging out with a chicken? It's two wolves and a chicken. Cha-cha! No, that's another, that's Clarence.

That's a wolf. Hey, I'm Clarence. That looks like... Wait, Dickwolf, are you saying that the opposite of what normally happens where a chicken would infiltrate a pack of wolves is happening to us because maybe we kill too many chickens and this chicken is waiting until we all go to sleep

to get some sort of chicken revenge on some wolves? That's my next TV show idea. Thanks, pal. It shouldn't be. It shouldn't be. Scene. Scene. Chicago chicken revenge coming this fall.

Let's do a couple more of these. A rule in undergarment unrefined. A rule in undergarments. An unrefined. Pure pure it's not pure a spank oh a tank and a Frank I'll give it to you. Raw, raw, and... Clarence the chicken you're getting it. Raw, raw. It is bra and raw. And then a rule. And law. Law. Yes. It's a law and bra.

Does that rhyme? Law, bra. Oh, I would love to see a scene where the three of you discuss or you're educating the new raw bra law. Okay, great. It's just come to the floor of Congress. Yeah. Gentlemen, we're the obvious three to sort of discuss this

and make these choices. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Obviously. We wanna make sure that this document is pretty sound and we sort of get right to the point. Precisely. Anything you guys wanna add? Yes, the Senator from New Hampshire would like to say

that I think any sort of crudo or sashimi or even nigiri should not constitute a women's bra. Now, I'm trying to figure out what you're talking about. The raw bra law that we're all working on right now. Oh, you forgot about the raw bra law? Oh, so I see, like raw fish. Yeah, bra. Yeah, bra.

Wait, what did you think we were talking about? We've been talking about which we are all- Nothing but suitcase full of bra under desk. There's only one bra in there. That's a suitcase full of bra. What is that? Wait a second, wait a second. You have a suitcase full of sushi

and I have a suitcase full of laws. Are we all working for three different lobbies right now? No, no, I'm talking about what you guys are talking about. I wanna talk about the raw bars and the laws surrounding them. I didn't wanna talk about a bra. The Senator from Wyoming did not wanna talk about. Hold on.

What we're talking about is putting raw fish Right. Legally mandated on women's breasts. Oh, okay, so we are talking about boobs. Well, in a sense. No, not specifically, yes, we're just talking. Look, I'm the great senator from 51st state, Canada, probably at the time of, not the time of recording,

but the time of release probably. I am talking about the same thing we're all talking about, which is serving our constituents. And the great senator from Wyoming, surely you must have a lot of sushi and sashimi and crudo in Wyoming. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Um, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Um, yeah. I think Laramie is famous for their bento boxes.

Yeah, for sure, for sure. Uh, this paid you guys. Knock, knock, knock. Oh, someone's knocking on the Senate door. Who is it? Excuse me, I believe I was called here to display my new Ra-brah. No, no, no, no, sorry, we don't need you anymore.

Oh. Alright, I guess I'll take my bosom holder, made of trout elsewhere. Oh, wait, wait, is this the Dolly Parton Statue of Liberty that we ordered? Why, yes it is, darling. Seen. Excellent job, Elise, switching up your accent. That was fast. And Erin, also, excellent Wyoming accent.

I thought you were going to do it very well. Killer Wyoming accent. Thanks. Eastern Jackson Hole? Erin, is that what you're saying? Yes, I think so. And I don't know any other locations. We've listed all the locations in Wyoming, I know.

You know, Eastern Jackson Hole, that's it. And Laramie. And Laramie. Cody, I think is where we're. The Grand Tetons? That could have worked its way in, huh? Oh, for that scene especially. A kind of sale, S-A-L-E, a kind of sale,

a kind of funeral, and a kind of sale, S-A-L-E, a kind of sale, a kind of funeral, and a kind of dance. Bogo, pogo, and hogo. Hmm? What did you say? What did I hear? A kind of sale, a kind of funeral, a kind of dance. A fire, a pyre, and desire, baby. Damn, that's a phenomenal guess, but that's not what I have here. Is it like wake, bake, and flake?

A wake, bake, and shake. You got two of them right. Oh. Wake, bake, and shake sounds like exactly what I wanna drink when I'm high. A bake sale, a wake, and a shake is not the type of dance. The type of dance would be a rake. Think of electric boogaloo.

Think of the robot. Think of spinning on your head. Think of... Break! Yeah, it's bake, wake, and break. Wow. Break into electric boogaloo. I guess that does make sense

that that's the type of break dancing. I never put that together. Here we have to congeal, to suppress and to shuck. To congeal, to suppress, to shuck. This is a little tougher. To congeal. Is that just a sit? Um, can you use them all in a sentence?

The same sentence, please. That's the only way I'll understand. You mean the answers, right? No, the prompts. Yes, JBC. To shuck. Shucking is like you like shuck corn. It's like to remove something off of.

Is there anything else that is shucked other than corn? Oysters. Responsibilities. That's to shirk. I think shirk. To shu. I mean shirk. Oh, gotcha.

Shu. Shirk. Responsibilities. Shuck. So I think use oysters in this context because you can shuck oysters. And oysters have a specific thing that they're encased in. Shell? Shell. Shell.

To congeal, to suppress, to shuck. This is a tough one. Shell, swell, quell, quell. Quell, quell and shell. And then to congeal. Oh boy. You wanna make sure a group of people kind of fit together. They kind of- Dispel?

Well? No. They kind of all are on the same page and they kind of, they- Meld? Yeah, but they also like- Gel? Yes. Gel. Yes. To congeal as to gel, that makes sense.

Gel, well, shell. Whoa. Give me another one. These tickle the back of my brain. My hippocampus. Okay, Erin, you asked for it, you got it. Yucky, flypaper, and a mouse. Yucky, flypaper, a mouse.

Yucky. Rodent. Yucky, flypaper, and a mouse. Gross. And this is a, this is a, not like a type of mouse, but a specific mouse. Mickey? Yeah.

Oh, sticky. Mickey sticky. Icky sticky Mickey. Icky sticky and Mickey? I do wanna see a scene. Oh, I wanna see a scene. Oh, damn, I got there so quickly. Elise, Elise, you get to pick,

but which of the three of us wins? Oh, wait, Icky Sticky Mickey? No. Who gets to choose? Oh yeah, no, at least that's a better question. You have to pick between the three of us. Who's Icky, who's Sticky, and who's Mickey? And those are not Donald Duck's, Scrooge McDuck's nephews?

No trying to sneak your scene into here. I would like to see a scene. These are Tuckdales. I was first. I was technically first. What the fuck? What the fuck? What the fuck does that mean? I'd like to hear one sentence from everyone why you should be your desired icky sticky

or Mickey. Yeah. Oh, okay. Okay, I will go first. Elise, my scene was going to be Mickey Mouse smoking that Sticky Icky. Oh, okay. My scene was going to be JPC getting fired from Disney World after he played Mickey Mouse wrong. Mm-hmm. And of course, my scene was going to be Disney introducing Mickey's two cousins, Sticky and Icky, who come to visit him.

I'm a mouse too. You see how much fun it was? That'll already wanted to do it. I'd like to see all of those scenes combined. Okay. Perfect. Has it ever been done here on Hey Riddle Riddle? No. It's never been attempted.

A bad scene? No, we've done a thousand of those. It's been done and edited out. How are we doing this? So we have, the core premise of mine is that we have icky, sticky and Mickey. The core premise of mine is that Mickey smokes that sticky icky.

Okay. Okay, and then mine is that we are the people playing these characters at Disney World. So I got this, I got this. We got this, we got this. Yeah, we got this, we got this, for sure. And I'll be Walt. Great, yeah.

If you wanna do a walk on his wall, if you feel moved to. I've got some strong opinions. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Hey, Mickey, I don't know if you should be smoking in front of the kids. Oh, what do you mean?

Oh, should I be smoking in the green room or what's up? Uh. Hey, we actually. Oh, shit. Hey, Sticky, we actually have to do the voice when we're out here. You can't just do regular voice. Okay, yeah, yeah, we actually oh shit. Oh sticky. We actually have to do the voice when we're out here You can't you regular voice. Okay? Yeah, yeah I don't know if you should be smoking in front of the kids. Do you think there's more doors in the world or more windows? Oh shit. Oh

Ikky, oh you you have to what the hell kind of voice are you doing? Oh What the... What the hell kind of voice are you doing? Oh! Wait, Mickey! Wait, am I Mickey? Me? You're Mickey! Oh, shit, Mickey! I'm using my voice!

No? Oh, shit, that's terrifying. Oh, oh! Hey, hey! Everyone be cool, be cool! We're all doing the same voice! Be cool, here comes... here comes Walt. What are you three putzes doing?

Hey, Dad! Get back to work! Sorry, Dad! Sorry, Dad! back to work. Sorry, Dad. Sorry, Dad. Sorry, Dad. It's me, Walt Lepinski, shift manager at Disneyland. See? Oh, I love it.

Well. Lepinski sounds like a very Canadian name. Yeah. It's got like the Quebec-quah of it all. Lepinski. Lepinski, the Canadian Disney, the French fur trapping Disney. How often would you say the three of you make it out to Canada? Well, I'm from Massachusetts originally, so when I was a child, quite a bit.

Oh, okay. Because that wasn't too long of a drive to get to like Montreal. How often do you say wicked, Erin? I try not to. I try to, I've tried to sort of- Be better. Be better. Do better, be better.

This award season has been tough. It has been very tough for me. Yeah, I think I say it way more than I'm aware of. I don't know guys, how often do you hear me say it? You don't say wicked too much, but occasionally you do say smart. Smart. I'm wicked smart.

Wicked smart. I haven't been to, I've only been to Toronto and I haven't been there in probably like close to two decades since I was like a little kid. But I have wanted to go back. I want to visit, I heard about it on a Doughboy's episode. I want to visit Little Canada, which I believe is in Toronto, which is like a miniaturized version of Canada that some like kind of eccentric rich person made. What? I wish I could Google this. there is a miniature village calling gardens and miniature village.

If they're talking about calling, I just, I just sing the theme song from the 90s to think of what it was called. But I think it was, there was Cullen gardens and miniature village, beautiful, magical fun was a theme song. And that might be what they're talking about. At least I think I speak for all of our listeners in that we need to hear that full song. Yeah. Calling gardens and miniature villas. I don't, I don't, that's all I know. Wait, what other theme songs do you remember from growing up?

Canada? Yes. Oh, oh, there's always something good going down at Mr. Sub, because we had Mr. Sub in addition to Subway. Yeah, Mr. Sub. And then, Sleep country Canada, why buy a mattress anywhere else? So there's only one song.

The mattress is the mattress. The whole of Poutine. That's insane. Wait, I want a hundred more. Oh, it's just, it's just, it's a whole ecosystem unto itself. Right? I do love hearing about people's regional commercial jingles.

Yes, 100%. I've talked about this in the show before, but I have a theory that all of the best songs are regional waterpark commercial jingles. Did Canada have any waterparks or was it too cold? Yes. Fuck, oh, sorry. What was our waterpark called?

Casey, go ahead and bleep when Elise said fuck. That's kind of the stuff we do on the show. Put out when we say fuck. Our waterpark was called Fuck Slippery. What was our waterpark called? Fuck Slippery sounds like the Sex Waterpark Penguin mascot. Like, my name's Fuck Slippery and you're about to get wild. He keeps peeing in the hot tubs.

Oh, yeah. That's part of the draw. I think we have a new penguin baseball character. Oh, f**k slippery. I have a question for Adel and Aaron because you're at least Adel from the Midwest and Aaron spent some time in the Midwest. Are you familiar with the Sibiris? Yes, it's a hotel. The three-headed dog.

Yes. No, the Sibiris is a small regional chain of fuck hotels. And the gimmick behind the fuck hotels is that they all have like pools in the hotel room. Yeah. And one of the one of them's like a jacuzzi that's in like a martini glass where you have to take a little ladder. You have to crawl up a ladder or something. Some of them have slides in them, but it's all like it's all like a pool in a hotel room. And they're almost exclusively, I would say, for cheaters or mom and dad who need a weekend away. Let's all pay attention to who knew about this

and who did not know about this. Oh, Erin, I'm an investor. They're only in Wisconsin, Illinois, and I think there's one in Indiana. So it's like a very small regional chain of cheaters hotels. So you're telling me that my hotel room reeks of chlorine more so? It's so funny because it's like the idea

of a cheater's hotel is so funny, but also one that's impossible to clean. It's like, what are we doing? Yeah, ew, ew. Do you think that just that someone checks out and then the staff presses a button where it overflows the hot tub and just saturates the entire room and there's a drain in the center of it that just sucks all the debris and splatter out.

I'd only feel comfortable with it if they set the whole room on fire in between each step. I literally was going to say I think what happens is they burn down the room and build a new one for each night. Yeah. It's all just like plasterboard. I was, I was doing some research on this. Neither here nor there, but I was on their website because I was like, I remember the TV commercials, why I thought of it from the nineties and the early 2000s

and they were really funny. But then I was going back and being like, is this place still open? And I saw on their website that not only are they still open, but they have like afternoon rates. And I was like, oh, so you're not even paying for a night at the Cheaters Pool Hotel. No!

They're not changing the sheets. They're definitely not changing the sheets. Ugh. Did they have a jingle? Ah, I think they did, but it was also... You'll have to go and watch some Cypress commercials. Call an aunt. Call an aunt. Call an aunt. I have to take him for you. You'll have to go and watch some Cypress commercials. Call an aunt. Call an aunt and ask your aunt to take it for you.

Let's go to break. Let's go to break. All of our aunts knew the song right away. She's like, I knew the slow jam R&B remix. One, two, three, four, eight, eight, two, three, four. One, two, three, four, eight, eight, two, three, four. Alright, well we're back from break, we all just watched a Sybaris commercial, we recommend you do the same! Oh no no no no we don't!

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Please, no. JBC and Elise, you are two people who are meeting up for a rendezvous at the Sybris and you did not know what you were in store for. Do you have the P card? That's key card but with urine. The gentleman at front desk just gave me a regular hotel P card. Yes, I assume. Okay, let's just go inside the room. Okay, this is not kind of what I was expecting for our rendezvous. You're right, this is amazing.

Oh my god, did you know that there's a pool in every room? No, I mean, I thought we were just kind of gonna do standard like, you sell me missile secrets, I give you your missile money, I didn't... What is this, a water bed? No, no, put on your swim trunks. We're racing Bring swim trunks. I'm selling state secrets. You keep an extra bathing suit in your car You honestly you had a whole different vibe when we talked online I honestly thought like I was kind of honey potting you with money or no

Well, I guess when you said we would come here to exchange missile secrets I thought that was a euphemism for come here to swim and have sex. Oh Boy Now I can I'm kind of replaying all of that conversations. We've been having over the years and the Boy and we flashback to some of the conversations so you want to have sex at the swim hotel I see it's like what's that movie at the El Roy Oh yeah, what is that called? We can't completely. Bad times. It's like good times at the sex swim hotel. Ugh, you wanna have sex at the swim hotel?

That's just the honest to God marketing that they needed to do for that place. Come and fuck. JBC, were you playing Count Orlok from Nosferatu? Of course. Okay. Of course. I'm playing vampire. Vampire, I'm playing vampire.

I was playing a vampire. And of course vampires are who you sell missile secrets to. I'm too scared to see that movie. Elise, how do you feel about horror movies? Are you in or are you out? I do love horror movies. And I have to say, and I don't mean this, this isn't me being like, I'm so cool guys.

Oh, I'm so edgy. But I couldn't figure out what the jump scares people were talking about in Nosferatu were. Whoa, she's cool. She's edgy, but I couldn't figure out what the jump scares people were talking about in Nosferatu were. Whoa. She is cool. She's edgy. No, no, I promise you I'm not. I promise.

I might just have really delayed response times. Elise, could you buy us some beer, please? Absolutely. Hang on. I just need to call it out really quick. I don't see scary movies. My wife saw it, or it doesn't interest me. And she was like, I was like, how scary was it? Was it very scary? And she was like, it wasn't like super scary. So it felt like she was giving me the okay that it's the type of movie that I could probably

watch if I had any interest in watching it. What do you all find very scary? find very scary? I guess like if like any sexuality at all in like a piece of media, I'm like, ooh, like, this is getting, I'm getting pretty scared right now. And I guess it kind of made me misunderstood what scary is, but it's a feeling I do not like. I will say specifically, I used to have, I haven't had it in 15 some years.

I used to have a dream where, a recurring dream, where a dog on two legs was sprinting after me. So no, it's not for a four-legged dog. It is a four-legged dog, but it's on two legs running at me. So like an unnatural, something coming at me in an unnatural way. I would also have dreams about old people moving very fast towards me. And also in the movie It Follows, there's a scene in a bedroom where a egregiously tall

man comes out of the darkness of the hallway into someone's bedroom pretty quickly. So I think I've pinpointed what scares me and it's things that shouldn't move fast moving fast. Oh, that's incredibly specific. Because I feel like a lot of horror is like soundtrack or soundscape driven. And I feel like if Adil, you took all of those things that scare you and just put like Yakety Sacks beside them or behind them.

Why, I'd be Benny Hill. Am I a good sir? Like a dog running at you like even really fast on two legs like... It wouldn't be that bad. I'm a huge coward about everything so I'm kind of scared about everything but I would say horror movie wise I have a really hard time with like religious horror like exorcist. So you haven't seen Heretic or... I have a really hard time with like religious horror. Like exorcist. So you haven't seen Heretic or? No, I can't do shit like that.

I don't know why that's the stuff that like gets to me the longest, haunts me the most. Is there any kind of horror movie that is just like too much for you? Anything that crossed the line? Not specifically. I don't like things that are unstoppable by supernatural forces.

That bothers me because, you know, a slasher movie, there's some killer with a knife, he can be stopped. Yeah. But you're saying, if someone's possessed, you know, what can you do? You just live with it. Yeah. Yeah, you just gotta learn to live with it.

You just got your own personal demon. I love the idea of like, exorcist, but it's like 20 years later and the family's just adjusted. Yeah. Yeah. That's so fucking funny. There she goes up the stairs. She's crab walking again.

On her back, crab walking again. Rinsed due on the first, ah, she's gone. I'm gonna run. Um, I don't love gore. Like the gore part of it, I don't like to see, but also I feel like I don't really watch a lot of movies anyway, and if I have two hours to spend, I would rather not spend two hours

being constantly stressed. Like I like to uncut gems, but I'll only ever see that movie once. I don't even wanna see a stressful movie that's well acted or whatever. If I had my druthers, I'd rather like watch something like nice. People are always trying to get me to rewatch Schindler's List with them. I just said I'm not going to do it.

Not going to do it. You did it. Yeah. There's a lot of movies that are like, hey, this movie is great. I only did. I'm not a rewatcher guy. So I'll I'll watch a movie once and be done with it. And I think that that's that's fine. But is a rewatcher guy, so I'll I'll watch a movie once and be done with it. And I think that that's that's fine. But is a rewatcher guy like a reply guy? Yeah. He's always trying to get you to rewatch stuff with him.

I get on people's Netflix cues and I'm like, you got to watch it. You got to watch it. Yeah, notice me, notice me, notice me. They just took it out of their queue and you're like, let's put that back in. We're going to want to circle back to that. I have a what am I riddle for us here. Okay. I am a driver and I'm particularly good at right and left turns but never drive a car. What am I? Golf club. Golf club. Yeah. Oh that's a great guess. It's not what I have here. I'm a driver and I'm particularly good at right and left turns, but never drive a car. What am I?

Is this gonna be like some like bullshit, like I drive a motorcycle? No, it's not a car and it's not car adjacent. Adjacent for he's. Right and left turns. I'm like, okay, what are other types of drivers? There's like a- It's a computer drive screwdriver. It's a screwdriver.

Wow. I absolutely accepted mini driver. I'll accept her. That was a riddle with a twist. You're safe with us. All right, here, let's go to this next one here. I am needed by animals and books. What am I?

Needed? I am needed, and it's- A spine? Erin, it's a spine. Wow. Okay. Whoa. Wow.

Not all animals have spines though, like jellyfish don't have spines. Okay, let's- Jellyfish aren't animals technically, Aaron. They're abominations. They're freaks of nature. They're gods. That's a mistake.

Yeah, they're unloved cosmic beings. But Aaron, we'll strike that from the record. Casey, can we- Yeah, strike it. Pretend that never happened or how does editing work? Casey, can you read that back to us? Let's re-watch that. do want to see a scene. Erin, you are a jellyfish At a library. Great. And you can't you can't find the book that you're looking for. JPC, you are the resident librarian

Okay, you had your training Jeff don't freak out it's different but different is okay. Sorry did you say something? No, did you say something? Welcome to the library? Um, hi. I'm trying to do a project. Okay. Um, sorry are you okay? I just, I'm sorry I just don't know where to look. I'm just trying to, my eyes are darting around because I'm just, I guess, looking everywhere. Look at my eyes.

Look at my eyes. No, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You trying to do a project? Yeah, I'm trying to do a project. I'm studying US presidents. You seem kind of nervous. I'm just, do you need water? Could I put, should I pour any,

should I pour any water on you put you in a glass? Wow, um Yeah, sorry, that's a little you're sort of making assumptions about me next thing. You're gonna tell me is that You got stung by someone I know and then somebody had to pee on you Are you gonna say that next? I'm sorry. Did you just walk into a library and immediately start talking about peeing on people? No, I'm saying that's what you're probably gonna say. You're saying that I'm thinking about peeing on people.

Yeah, you're thinking about peeing on people right now. I can tell. Forget it. I'm just gonna go... I'm thinking about peeing on people because that's what we're talking about. We're talking about peeing on people. Yeah, but you're thinking about it because you're looking at me. Hey, there are kids here. You can't walk into a library and start talking about peeing on people. Oh, hey, you're the one who- Get a- get a seborrass. That's my manager. That's Dan, my manager.

Okay, well, all I'm saying- He's always trying to push me to be more adventurous because I kind of stay at the library and I don't really have a social life outside of this. Right. Um, well, my friend got- There's pee all over the Narnia. There's pee all over the Chronicles. Okay, well, that sounds like a you problem. That sounds like a me problem. I just watched you walk over from the children's section. Did you pee in the children's section of the library? My cousin got boiled alive in a sex hot tub and I'm the bad guy. Cause I peed on books that have intense religious

overtones and undertones. You can't just pee on books that you don't like, okay? And just because your cousin got boiled alive in a sex hot tub doesn't mean that that's the sex hot tubs fault. There are settings on the sex hot tub that can make it very comfortable for jellyfish Okay I think we are

How many sides does a circle have six huh 16 hmm Shit how many sides does a circle have? Two. Yeah, that's correct, but you have to list them. Front and back. Front and back? Well, very close. Top and bottom?

Hmm, about the same. It's two words, both words have side in the words. Inside, outside? Top side. Inside and outside. Oh, okay. I like top side, top side, bottom side. Top side, bottom side.

Top side, bottom side. Top circle side, bottom circle side. Okay, it's good we have Elise here because this is almost like an escape room type puzzle. Is everyone ready? Mm-hmm. Yes. If Ft equals GD.

God damn it. And Sd equals Sr, what does Td equal? This is math. And I'll repeat this one more time. If Ft equals Gd and S equals SR what does TD equal? FT equals GD Say it again ST if F if F T equals GD and SD equals SR

What does TD equal and it's not touchdown? FT has GD SD equals SR. What is TD equal? And it's not touchdown. FT equals GD, SD equals SR. What does TD equal? Now, Erin, I can't help but notice that you've picked up a book and you've started reading it. I'm trying to learn anything. Are we like taking just, is it like,

are we just like removing the vowels is this like foot god good Sod Oh foot and good and then sued Okay We're on the second one. I'm falling apart here. You're you're you're very much on the right track, but you're maybe overshooting it but you're maybe overshooting it. Maybe overshooting it. In terms of like taking out vowels,

I would pull back slightly. That was the one thing I had. Taking out vowel. We're taking out a vowel. I would say you're omitting letters in general. Or consonant heavy like Jeff Probst right now. Okay, FT. Something's gotta give here. FT, we could do fart with that.

That's A-R and guard, which is an incorrect spelling of the word guard or an incorrect pronunciation of the word God. Fart God. Okay, fart God. What are we doing? Help us. Oh, fart God.

JPC is really loose here. Oh, fart God. Eric, don't say loose and respond to someone saying fart guy. I can say whatever I want. That's true. Loose lips, shit pants? The FT is the GD and the SD is the SR.

God damn it, God damn it. Can we have another hint? So I would say, yes. So we just did a scene in a library. In a library, typically, you would keep books upright by using these. Oh, this would do a decimal system. I guess it would do a decimal system.

It would do a decimal system. But what physically keeps books upright? Other books. Bookends. So maybe the letters you're getting could relate to that. So FT equals GD. Oh, it's like, are they in, no. Wait, in regards to bookends? These are the- So.

No. Is it a word that begins with FT and ends with GD? Is it like where they fall in the alphabet? No. It's not where they fall in the alphabet. JBC, you were kind of close, but it's not, it's- Fitzgerald. It's more isolated than what you said.

More isolated. So I would say F and T are the bookends of one word, and GD are the bookends of another, the first and last letter of a different word. All right so we're back to fart god. Well it always comes back around. All right Ft equals GD and Sd equals Sr so what does Td equal? Now this is this is, these are three things. You got the answer for the first two and you're guessing the third. I would say there is no fourth. There is no fifth. It

ends at three. It ends at these two. So this is something where it's one, two, three. And if you didn't make the one, two, three, you're shit out of luck. So first, your shit out of luck. So first down equals, first equals, good. One letter off. God. First equals God. Still one letter off, but you have to add a letter. Gold. Yes. Oh. Bronze. First is gold. So SD equals SR. Silver. Yep. And Erin, you said it, but I need the...

BE. I need the specific answer. Yes, Erin, you just said it. TD equals BE. Wow. Ooh, ah, okay, I'd like to see a scene. You guys... That sounded like a sick Al Pacino, Erin.

Ooh, ah. You guys are Olympic medalists who have gotten the gold, silver and bronze and you're sort of on the stand and you're kind of trash talking each other. Technically with market fluctuations, bronze is actually worth more than silver. Just thought I'd throw that out.

Okay, yeah, maybe, maybe in your country, but where I'm from, silver is pretty fucking good. Well, no, it's a, yeah, it's a just, you obviously got second place, but I'm just saying that bronze's actually worth more. Okay, well, silver's good and it's hard. Gold is like super malleable. Gold is like the softest metal.

Well, I just wanna say, guys, I'm just so thrilled that we're all up here together, because isn't this amazing that we're all here? Fuck you. Fuck you. What did you hurdle better than us? You did the hurdles better than us? What a dumb event that is. Yeah, the hurdles isn't even my main event.

I was in a pretty bad motorcycle accident about two years ago, and they never thought I would hurdle ever again. Yeah. Oh my God, oh my God. Yeah, that's literally what all the news stories have been about. No, I'm not giving you sympathy.

No, yeah, I mean, I'll take the silver if you don't want it I was being sarcastic. Oh Okay, so you were like my trauma and my history my backstory went took for me to get here. Okay, Greg It's not like you had never hurdled before then you were the motorbike You were the best hurdler in the world and every Olympics we've seen this is the third Olympics that you've been at Yeah, you had a motorcycle accident in an off season. I'm sorry to say. It wasn't like it was a-

You should have seen me hurdle off that bike. I wish I fucking could have. No, that's mean. That's mean, I take that back. And I should say, I could have absolutely dominated in one gold, but I just had that Gattaca surgery where they break your legs and add two inches. So I'm obviously, you know, obviously it's not my fault.

Your shin heavy right now, Don. Yeah. My legs look too long for my body, don't they? It's super shin heavy. Look, I earned this gold fair and square and look, there's nothing wrong with getting silver or bronze. It's I mean, can I be honest with you guys? Do you think that if there was a fourth person in this race, they would have beat me?

Because I was going pretty slow and I was hitting a lot of those hurdles. We never got to hear Oh Canada. Coffee, coffee, crisp, talking about coffee, crisp. It's a jingle. Is that the Tim Hortons jingle? Jingle, jingle about one of our best chocolate bars. One of our best chocolate bars. Well, speaking of chocolate bars, Elise, what can we unwrap and bite into that you have going on? That's such an effortless, flawless segue.

Thank you. Well, you can follow me everywhere on at Elise Willems, and by everywhere, I mean Instagram and Blue Sky. Two places. Pretty much where I am now. And you can watch me weekly on PBS SoCal's YouTube channel on Won't You Be My Gamer, interviewing interesting people. And I also do a bunch of other little things. You can catch me on Hey Riddle Riddle in this episode. Yeah, that's right.

So, I'm so sad it's over, and I regret not making more scenes for all of you. Oh, God, no, we've done like 7,000 episodes of this. They've heard just about enough from us. You can also catch a lease on a yet to be released. And if it was released and it didn't go anywhere, then a yet to be shelved but shelved in the future episode of a yet unnamed project that we may or may not

have already recorded together. And is that clear to everyone listening in on? And is that clear? And did I clear everything up for everyone? And then gave you all the clues, Mr. Priscilla. And me. Um, Elise, you have to come back, I insist. Um, Addle, do you have anything to plug?

Um, I want to plug Spike TV. Yes. Check out Spike TV wherever you get your spike TV and Wherever you get your spike TV get it responsibly to you guys. Yeah, be safe be safe Hey, Aaron Keith do you have anything to plug or promote? Um, I would say just check out our patreon patreon.com slash Hey, we're to riddle lots of fun stuff happening over there GBC any review to something to plug I was gonna say we also over on the picture and we now do annual subscriptions. So if

you want to sign up for a year you get a 10% discount. So that is a fun thing that you could do. Should you choose to do it? And I want to read a review and I wasn't just stalling to look for a review. If you want to get a five-star review featured on the show, go ahead and write us a five-star review. Anywhere that you submit reviews. Hey, today I'm reading one from MT Angers. MT Angers writes, fun and classic. A very fun, cute, and spooky read.

Very classic vibe and story for the purest form of childhood Halloween tales. And of course, that was a review of Elise's book, A Night in Halloween House, which is still available on its own. I thought that was a review of Elise's book, A Night in Halloween House. Oh my God. Which is still available on it. I thought that was a review of this podcast. No, it was a- I missed that episode. It was a review of your spooky Halloween book.

Yes, but let's not dwell on it. It's really not important. I'm gonna order this, what's it called? Acclaimed author. Well, hang on now. I'm acclaiming you. That's the thing is I'm acclaimed by my friends and peers. I wrote a children's novel called The Night in Halloween House that's very sweet of you to bring up, but cool.

There's nothing so inherently scary that if you give this book to your niece, your sibling will be calling you to yell at you for the nightmares they had to endure, 10 out of 10. I feel like that's a pretty good endorsement for the book. You all went into detail about how you don't like scary stuff and I thought the worst thing I could do would be to bring this book up to them now. No, I'm impressed. I'm impressed.

Erin, at the, at the Sibris that's in Illinois, there is a themed room where you're guaranteed to catch HPV from the pool. Do you know what the theme is of that room? Well, it's technically all the rooms, but Jupiter. Should we flash the number for the Sybris again? Oh, yeah. Casey, go ahead and flush that number. However, you choose to do that in audio form.

Casey's lifting up his shirt. Casey, Tony, did the editing. And our parents in the music. Casey Toney to the editing! And our appearance in the music! Vogo created by Emily Cardemus and Emily Naboris! One, two, three, four, hey! Riddle, riddle! RIDDLE, RIDDLE, RIDDLE!

Okay, hold on, before we come back from break... You gonna look up the jingle? No, you just... I don't even think it's a jingle, but just just watch this Escape to Sybaris a private paradise for the best romantic getaway in the United States. It's so bad I also forgot the phone number was 888-805-POOL. At first, I thought it was 888-805-POOL when it transitioned on screen. Anyway.

Oh, wow. The shower doors looked like sliding class doors to a patio. They'd have to be. They probably They're probably like bomb shelter grade glass. I remember seeing that commercial when I was a kid and being like, that place looks awesome and not really getting full content. Hey there monkeys and dogs. If you liked that, you are going to love this week's Patreon. It's another This Day in Improv History. You can listen to that plus our entire back catalogue at patreon.com slash heyrudelrudel by joining the clue crew for $5 a month or starting a 7 day free trial or the review

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