Hey Riddle Riddle - #344: Wall With A Leather Jacket

Episode Date: February 19, 2025

Be honest......has anyone else made out with a wall?Starring:Adal RifaiJohn Patrick CoanErin KeifEditing by: Casey ToneyTheme by: Arne ParrottLogo by: Emily Kardamis & Emmaline MorrisWant more? Get Weekly Bonus Eps on Patreon!JPC's Guided Meditations Volume 1, available now at our Patreon digital store!Want merch? Visit our TeePublic Store! or pins, buttons & printsWant to mail us something? Hey Riddle Riddle 6351 W Montrose Ave #267Chicago, IL, 60634Want to leave us a voicemail? Call (805) RIDDLE-1 or (805-743-3531)Want to advertise on the show? Check out Hey Riddle Riddle via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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And of course, it's a Friday! And of course, it's a Friday! And of course, it's a Friday! And of course, it's a Friday! You know, I can think of something. You know, this is good. This is good for me. This is a good challenge. Starting an episode of Hey Riddle Riddle. I could do like a little like,

like I could be like, let's get the band back together. No, what if I was like stuck in something and you guys were trying to like get me out of it? What if we did a thing where like we are severed? Because that's in the zeitgeist and we don't know who we are as like a reset. And this is us at our job and we're doing riddles and maybe we like riddles. Pass. What else you got?

Oh, JBC, you're here. So like our innies are doing riddles and our outies are like happy. Yeah. Okay. I like that. Reverence. Is that something? Like severance but with riddles.

Reverence. Reverence. JPC, are you on board for reverence? No, I said pass and then I said what else you got? Oh. Oh. What if we were getting the band back together? No, that's something, I started with that.

I'm getting really nervous. What if, I saw those classic K-Riddle riddle openings. It's like jazz, guys. It's like, someone at, this is how it usually goes. Someone goes, anyone got anything? And then someone goes, I got something. And then they sort of do. Yeah. It's the answers we're not giving. Yeah.

GBC is adjusting his light. I said, what else you got? We only get one pass. So you have to do jazz. What is this the NFL? Oh, one pass more than one pass to do jazz. What is this, the NFL? Oh, one pass? You get more than one pass in the NFL. What's something that you get one pass? You get two passes, you get two passes

in one phone adab. Life. Yeah. Life. You get one chance at life. Me passing you and then you passing the floor. Uh, what else? JPC, did you get a haircut? What else, what else, what else? Yes, but you have seen me

since then. Since I got a haircut. Yeah, a couple weeks ago. Yeah. Okay, well that speaks volumes to how good the haircut is that it's still making an impression. It's still fresh as hell. So that's pretty good. Welcome to Hey Riddle Riddle,

where we're getting haircuts and doing jazz. Doing jazz, what do you do with, you don't play jazz, right? You experience jazz. You experience jazz. Well, yeah, but as a listener, but I think as a person who is making the jazz. You're experiencing it as well.

I don't play any instruments. Wait, all your senses are not taking in the music that you're playing, JBC, is that your argument? Let's see, how do I do jazz? Suck, fuck, sniff. Wait, what is this? Yeah, I guess I use all my senses. Suck in the fuck, in the jizz, jizz, jizz.

The five senses, sucking, fucking, farting. No, JBC, how does it feel to jump back into Hey Riddle Riddle after being on vacation? You know, I haven't had a vacation in a year, almost a year, so it feels good. It feels good. I recommend, if you're on the fence about taking a vacation and you haven't had one in quite a while, I say go for it. I say take a vacation.

Wow. Ultimately, I think it feels pretty great to do, and so that's going to be my big recommendation. Go on vacation if you can. Wow. Ultimately, I think it feels pretty great to do. And so that's kind of be, yeah, that's gotta be my big recommendation. Go on vacation if you can. Yeah. Do you feel refreshed? Yes, but I also just took a shower like 30 minutes ago. So that might, there might be some,

that's like, it's kind of, I'm souring my whole data pool basically. And by the way, when I took my shower, I definitely soured my data pool. if you know what I'm saying. Oh, come on. Oh. What? What could it mean?

Use the loofah. I don't wanna think about that. Why get upset because what could it mean? Why get upset? It's the way you say stuff. Yeah. Well, GPC, this is sort of a test. We wanted to see what a vacation does

to a hey riddle riddle brain. So we're gonna sort of throw some of your classic bits at you sort of throw you into the deep end of an episode Yeah, that's one of my vits that's just a character that comes up on the show So actually anyway, do it anyone could do it technically, but let's just start. Did we leave it is he dead? technically, but let's just start. When do we leave it? Is he dead? He might be dead. Canonically. I don't think you can kill the unkillable.

What should we start with, Adol? Sex with cousin stuff. Ooh, yeah, let's do a real layup. Let's do a horse that's a cousin. A horse that's a cousin. A horse. Okay. Okay, this is cousin horse. Here you go, JPZ.

What am I to do with this now? You're seeing if you still got it after this. You're seeing if you still got it after making sure. You're seeing if you still got it. What, got what? What did I ever? It's a scene, it's a scene. I don't know. It's a scene. Yeah, go.

Ooh. Nailed it. Wow, Aaron is back. Wow, he's still got it. Okay, but that was a layup, so let's give him. That was a layup, all right. Let's do JP Riddles. Yeah, Midritch Jumper. Can I be honest?

I don't think solo scenes is ever a thing we've done on this show. We've done it a lot. Maybe a bit away for a while, but OK. No, yeah, you're right. OK, we're going to do JP Riddles, but he's stuck at the top of a Ferris wheel. Stuck at the top of a Ferris wheel.

And go. OK, hold on. Give me a second. OK, he's getting into character. He's putting down. Down. Okay, hold on, give me a second. Okay, he's getting into character. Down! Down! Down! Down!

What is he doing? Down! Goddamn button, down! Down! I think he's jerking off and expecting us to... Why put a button... Down! Goddamn button.

OK, nailed it. He's two for two, but two for two. But JPC. Yes. Can you get the final and third, the final and third, the third and final one? There you go. And this is going to be a tricky. Yes, in bowling, they call this a turkey. Yes, in bowling they call this a turkey if you get three strikes.

But three strikes you're out in baseball. So make sure you bowl and you don't base. Can I ask, are we doing baseball rules or are we doing bowling rules? Cause that's really gonna influence the way that I, okay, we don't know, I don't know. It's yet to be seen, but this is gonna be the hardest one.

And JPC, this is- Inscrutable. Little Monkey Bones. Okay. This is gonna be the hardest one, and JPC, this is? Inscrutable. Little Monkey Bones. Okay. Reading a poem on a first date. Little Monkey Bones, reading a poem on a first date? Mm-hmm.

Do it, Vacation. Do it. You don't think I can? Yeah, do it. Okay. Little Monkey Bones. He doesn't have it. No, I got it. He's lost it. He's lost it. He had too many

mocktail mojitos and now he's lost the sauce. Hello there! The angel from my nightmare! The shadow in the background of the morgue! The unsuspecting victim of darkness in

the valley. We can live like Jack and Sally if we want. We're choice little monkey bones, my god. Casey's typing. Alright, fine. They can't all be winners. Okay, JPC, this will just be the... We're gonna give you one more.

One more challenge. Wait, JPC, did you just Google? Wee-oo, wee-oo, wee-oo. Oh, oh boy. Oh boy. Google. Wait a second. Detected.

Wait a second. Detected. Wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee You thought I'd have to go to Google for that? GBC. GBC. Are people doing this? Are people Googling when they know the website that they're supposed to go to? Oh yeah. You Googled instead of just going to Wikipedia? I put in Gmail and Google. Well you guys are aware of how Google is ruined with AI now, right?

Mm-hmm. Yeah. Well I would say, don't go to Google. I think your first homepage should be Reddit, because you're just going to be ending up getting results from Reddit anyway. That's the only way to not encounter the AI slot. And your second one should just be Wikipedia. Those are the only two things that you need.

Hmm. I think that's bad advice. Yeah, my first website is Nextdoor. Oh, I'm never going to tell people to go to Reddit. First site is Next door, and that's where I get all my hot goss. Honestly, I never was really a big Reddit user. But I would say, well, probably in the last three years

since owning a home, my number one thing that I look for is Reddit and some obscure homeowner-y thing on Reddit. Because anywhere else, you will not find, if you go to just like YouTube, you'll find Slop. But if you go to Reddit, you'll find weird people that are weirdly obsessed about this one thing. And a whole community of them that are like, yes, this is the joist that you need to use.

And I'm like, OK. You know? You guys are doing it. You guys are doing the Lord's work, so I don't have to. That, what are some of the most fun tips you've learned about being a homeowner? What are some fun facts? Can I tell you, just recently, I was noticing on the wall in my kitchen all these weird cracks that were forming or cracks in the ceiling. I was like, oh no, what the fuck is this? Is this like, this seems like it's going to be bad.

And it also looks like it's going to be expensive. And then I went on Reddit of course, to say like, Hey, what, what the fuck is this? And people are like, yeah, that's like your house in the winter time. Like it's expanding and contracting and it was dry wall. And it's like your dry wall basically is, is panels, you know? So it's like the in between parts of your drywall are just like kind of like cracking your paint,

but they're like, it will ha- it just happens, you know, every- and I was like, it's been very cold. But I was like, have I not noticed that recently? And maybe I just haven't noticed it, but it turns out it was, it was nothing. That's my favorite type of thing as a homeowner to look up. You're like, oh no, what the fuck is this going to be? And then you look it up and it's, hey, actually that's nothing. That's amazing. You don't have to worry about that at all. And I'm like, okay. Did you just fuck is this gonna be? And then you look it up and it's, hey actually that's nothing. You don't have to worry about that at all. And I'm like, okay.

Did you just slather lotion on it? Yeah. Yeah. Some CeraVe? You guys lotion your walls, right? You have to clean them first though. Yeah. Oh yeah. Do a facial wash. You're not doing lotion instead of washing.

You think I wanna make out with a rough wall? You're out of your mind. Well, Aaron, come on, be honest. You don't wanna make out with some goody two shoes wall. Yeah, Aaron likes a bad boy wall. I don't know, wall with a leather jacket. Aaron, you're making out with a coat closet. Wall with a leather jacket, you're getting a coat closet.

She did date a dry wall, and that was very British, very sort of British humor. Oh yeah. Yeah, which is sort of exhausting after a while. I'm like, be silly. Some physical comedy, please. Yeah, have some fun. Be silly.

Like a Mr. Bean situation. Did you guys ever... Actually, I was going to ask you guys a question and I realized it's too much of a risk. Uh oh. They're going to ask it. Was it ever... You know what? I'll ask it like this. I'm going to ask it like this. I actually figured out how I'm're gonna ask it. Was it ever, you know what, I'll ask it like this. I'm gonna ask it like this.

I actually figured out how I'm gonna ask it. Smart. When you were like in middle school and everyone's at the lunch table and you're all just trying to figure the world out, that's what lunch is when you're an adolescent. You see, everyone's just trying to figure, it's the Reddit. Survival skills.

It was Reddit before Reddit, right? That's what lunch is. Like, the cafeteria. I think I'm it right? That's what lunch is I Looked wrong I thought lunch I thought lunch. I thought the key part of lunch was like Eating no no no that's that's how you learn about the world. That's how you learn to socialize It's middle school lunch is akin to you ever read the book hatchet. It's like that You're just dropped in the wilderness You're like I got to survive and you're like, I gotta survive. And your feet just start paddling.

And the part of that book that has haunted me the most is when he realizes that he's been eating the fish that have been eating the dead body of the pilot. And that grossed me out so much I don't think I ate fish for a year. Yeah, I'm sorry. So that's for everyone's day. That's sort of keep it going.

Hatchet has a sequel, Did you ever read the sequel? Um. Wait, this is a setup for a joke, Addle Dole. It's not. Hatchet has a legit sequel. Okay. It's called Hatchet 2, Here We Go Again. Yes, this is fun.

And the play. It's sort of like Mamma Mia. The plane starts going down and the pilot's like freaking out. And this kid, 15 years old, cool as a fucking cucumber, just straps his seatbelt in, takes out his hatchet, and goes, here we go again. This time he's prepared.

Marrowseed is wearing overalls, I think. But he doesn't know who his dad is. No, the sequel, there is a sequel, it's like 15 pages. The hatchet kills him on impact. Shouldn't be holding a hatchet in an airplane. Very dangerous. Poor form. So, when you were at this middle school table

and everyone was talking about kissing and like where and when to practice kissing so everyone was ready, right? You're exchanging tips and tricks. Did anyone at your table, I regret this, suggest making out with your shower wall? No, Erin, no, absolutely not. Adel!

You should feel terrible about that. I never said I did, I'm just saying someone suggested it. JPC is packing a bindle, are you gonna run away from the podcast? I'm actually interested to know, Adel, was this your experience? Were people talking, was this more like something that girls talked about and boys did not talk about?

Because I don't think we ever talked about- We never talked, we were recapping home improvement episodes from last night. We were talking about kissing. So- I think even when people started kissing, I don't think, for whatever reason, I think no one wanted to talk about it. I think the people who were kissing were kind of ashamed to be doing it.

Yeah, it was bad on both sides of it. I'd like to see a scene. Hold on, I do have to ask a question, Erin. I think you know what's coming. Sure. I think you're on the tracks and the trade is right on top of you. Did you ever make out with your shower wall?

And I'd like to see a scene. And I'd like to see a scene. And for once I'd like to see the scene. And every time I go home to my parents, that's so awkward. I'm like, hey, good to see you. How you been? Erin, we're thinking about remodeling the bathroom.

No, I mean, yes. I mean, whatever. Get your house, whatever, guys. I mean, it's whatever. Yeah, it's whatever. I like to see a scene. We are a lunch table at a middle school, and Adel, you are recapping

a home improvement episode for us. So, and so then, so Jonathan Taylor Thomas had a scare. He thought he had like a bump on his neck. And so, and so Tim the Toolman Taylor was like, and took a drill and was like, and then his wife, whatever her name was, was like, we're not gonna drill his neck and then Tim to to where Taylor looks at the camera he goes and they went to

commercial what happened after commercial well the commercial was for you do you remember bubble tape was like six feet of bubble gum for you not them what do you remember hmm I mean from last night from from the program in last night well I didn't see it Rick. That's why you're up. Yeah, that's why you're up. I'm sorry. We're all grounded Rick because of what happened at your slumber party. So you are the TV guy this week. And I and I do apologize for that. I apologize. I thought a seance would be fun and flirty and cool. We brought a man back from the dead. I know and I'm dealing with it every day. I'm feeding him.

I have to take him to the doctor. I... Okay, Rick. Well, thank you for telling us about half an episode of Home Improvement. Okay, that's awesome. Jennifer, you were on Friends last night. What happened? Um, well, I had to watch it through the crack of my bedroom door because again I'm grounded for bringing a man back from the dead

But it looked like Phoebe was there And it seemed like she was up to some pretty cool Claire she's on every episode. Is that true? I have to assume it's like SNL rules if you don't show up you don't get paid. All right well you were on SNL, Doody What what did Adam Sandler do this time? It's Thursday! I keep telling you! SNL is a once a week, I'm happy to watch it, but it's a once a week show.

If you put me on SNL, I can tell you what happened last week. Are you just not going to watch the best of DVDs in the middle of the week? Tell us about Chris O'Donnell's monologue that was it the deal that wasn't the deal okay we're all a little on edge we never should have brought that man back guys can I just say he is pissed why yeah no shit he's showing up at everybody's dreams yeah well he said we ripped him out of heaven. Okay, well... It wasn't heaven.

The look in his eyes, it wasn't heaven. Well maybe the look in his eyes was realizing that we ripped him out. And yeah, we didn't know the rule was once you get ripped out of heaven you can't go back. Yeah, we didn't know that. It's not like we knew that. I just don't think a man who would instantly go from being dead to being back to life to wanting to hurt children in their dreams It doesn't mean it was it was in heaven. Okay, I just can't believe that

Okay, we all decided to bring a dead president back from the dead It's all of our responsibility, I don't think we need to be mad at each other, okay Well, you know, it sounds like nobody watched TV, so I don't know what we talk about. Here it comes, here it comes, here it comes. Children? Mr. President? Mr. President?

Is everyone doing their homework? Ah, yes, Mr. President. Yes, Mr. President. We're doing their homework. Who's gonna name what president? Want to apologize? Scene. Ooh.

Now, that could have only been one of two presidents, with the timber and cadence of his voice. Yeah. Timber. We're talking Pierce? Kesha. Calvin Coolidge. We're talking Pierce? Tesha. Calvin Coolidge. We're talking Pierce or Taft?

Well, I actually, I do believe that was one of my favorite Hey Riddle Riddle scenes of all time. That really had the sauce for me. Wait, Aaron, Hey Riddle Riddle? Oh, riddles. The podcast. We should do riddles. I'm Old Man Puzzles.

Let's get into some of those. You know it's a bad sign when I truly believed we were in a patreon episode for a second What would you think what was this patron episode about? Having fun. I mean I'm doing that for my next Patreon episode And Aaron turns it into paper and the theme is having fun I could write an awesome third term paper. We should write papers. No, no.

What? For review crew Aaron, what is going on? The quickest Erin's ever backed off an idea. Oh, let's write book reports. Erin, I put that ship, I put that ship, I buried that ship behind me 20 some years ago. We did that science one,

and that's just enough homework for us. Can I be honest? I read four books while I was on vacation, and in that time, I was thinking about it afterwards. And I was like, I kind of remember reading one big book about four different things. So I think, because some people do goodreads reviews, and they do that as a way, or what's the movie one?

Letterbox. And it's a way for people to remember how they felt about that thing, because obviously your feelings about it are going to be stronger right afterwards. And I was like, maybe I people to remember how they felt about that thing, because obviously your feelings about it are gonna be stronger right afterwards. And I was like, maybe I do need to do something like that because I can't be reading four books. Like in five years, I could read all four of those books again and be like, huh, pretty cool.

Yeah. JBC, I feel like you would have a very funny letter box or Goodreads. I feel like if you decided to really indulge in it, you would, I would follow you. My letter box would be me doing, watching only movies in 40X, so my experience would instantly be shot,

and then the other ones would be like twice a year when I watch half of Die Hard on a plane. It's just, you scroll through it's all Die Hard reviews, there are different stars every time. I like the idea of- It seems like in this review, it's two stars because he only watched the middle 30 minutes of Die Hard.

I like the idea of reviewing movies, only seeing them in 40X, but not saying that in your review. So every review is like, I was on the edge of my seat. I fell out of my chair. It's all descriptions of just being tossed around by a mechanical seat. We're gonna do some odd man out riddles or odd word out.

So I'm gonna give you a few words or they could be phrases. And you're gonna tell me which one of them does not belong and why. We've done these before, I think. Yeah. Great. I just don't think in 2025, it's my place anymore to be saying

who doesn't belong and why. I'll just go on the record now. I think everybody belongs it's my place anymore to be saying who doesn't belong and why. I'll just go on the record now. I think everybody belongs. Aw, buddy. Is that brave? You've really changed. Is that brave of me? Yeah, you're brave.

Yeah, I guess we're gonna sit these out because these were all ethnicities, so. Oh God. We won't do it. Adel not really reading the room on his ethnicity. So the first one here is going to be, for example sake, this is going to be your appetite, your cool, your marbles, and your bedroom.

Your bedroom is the odd one out because that's the one thing you can't lose. Wow. The jokes on you, you've never been drunk and high at the same time. I can't find my bedroom when I'm, had one five milligram edible. When do I sleep? Oh, I didn't know the weekend was here.

I can't find my bedroom when I'm having a bad about. Next one is Eleanor Rigby, Mrs. Robinson, Lady Madonna, and Lovely Rita. Mrs. Robinson. Why? She is not a character in a Beatles song. Erin, that is correct. I knew that Beatles were involved in this answer,

but I couldn't, I guess Mrs. Robinson, I would have been able to say, is pretty confidently not a Beatles song. I do wanna see a scene. JPC you are Ringo. Aaron you are someone who's been dating Ringo for a few weeks and you're a little upset because a few albums have come out in the last couple weeks and there's been no song with your name. Hey uh Ringo do you have a minute? Oh yeah I was just staring at my drumsticks trying to see if I could get some inspiration. Yeah I um... What about like dum ba da dum ba bum bum bum bum?

Hey look it'll come to me. I should have written it down. Uh Ringo, I- How would you write down a drum sound? What would that even look like? I feel like famously people can write down a drum part. Can they? Yeah. Ringo, um- Wait, there's like sheet music for drums. Yeah, there is. Um-

Oh boy. I'm gonna just pull up a chair. I guess I've got a lot to learn. ...next to you. Hey, so I would consider our- That's a chair! Oh God. Oh, I thought that was a drum. Ringo, honey, focus.

I've been playing it like a high hat. Look at me, look at me. Hey, you're here. There we go, yay, look at me. Yes. I would consider- How long have you been here? What's that?

Several minutes. I consider our love story sort of like a sweeping, beautiful story we're really in love you'd agree yeah? I'd agree yes I'd say we're in love. I noticed your new album came out in the song The Beatles! Yeah the Beatles buddy yeah! I'm one of the members! Yeah you're the fourth one bud! Yeah it's really cool huh? They said it's not about who's one two three or four You're four you're for sure four. They just said it's all four, huh? They said it's not about who's one, two, three, or four. You're four. You're for sure four. They just said it's all four of us.

Yeah, yeah, but you're four, and that's okay. Where am I on the position on the album cover where we're all walking across the road? And I don't know for sure, but spiritually, you're always four, okay? So, um... We took a bunch of pictures with me in the lead. I know that...

They said, Ringo, go to the front for this photo. The songs you seem to pitch are sort of, um, pitch. I have to write that down. That could be good for some of my songs. Like octopus's garden. It's one of mine. Yeah. Yeah.

It's, uh, that's not about love. Um, uh, you just seem to not, you don't really like write anything political. Your stuff is sort of like trippy, drug-fuelled nonsense. Even the stuff you say they get turned into songs. Like, it's been a hard day, or like, I think you said it's been a hard day's night. Hard day's night? That one has drums in it. I got to play on that one. I think a lot of them do, buddy.

Most of them do. Yeah, a lot. Hold it somewhere, he says he doesn't need me. Yeah, he writes a lot of them do, buddy. Most of them do. No, yeah, a lot. Hold on somewhere, he says he doesn't need me. Yeah, he writes a lot of the songs. See? Yes. I love Ringo's date, talking to him like a teacher who's like, what do we, oh, what do we have here?

What are you drawing? That's the sky? Can I just say, if I was in the Beatles and I was the drummer, and Paul is asked, is Ringo the best drummer in the Beatles and I was the drummer and Paul is asked is Ringo the best drummer in the world and he says he's not even the best drummer in the Beatles I'm fucking walking yeah I'm walking he's not wrong brutal when you watch on Disney plus you go Paul was doing a lot of the heavy lifting on this. And everyone kind of knew that,

but I'm like, he really was, he was the one. He's first on the call sheet, I think. Even though George is my favorite Beatle. Same. If you're Ringo, though, you're not walking. I mean, because you know it's true, right? You're not, you're not like, you don't have delusions of grandeur here Aaron's not walking off a hey riddle riddle You know what I'm saying like what does that mean?

Better Aaron it's a one-to-one. What does it mean? Oh shit? She's Aaron's walking. Oh Aaron. Oh shit, okay This has never happened before we Aaron's not even the best Aaron on hey riddle riddle This has never happened before We have a guest today should we we've kind of been lagging here Aaron Brockovich. Do you want to say hello? No Elbow you in the larynx Brockovich can't be that soft-spoken right isn't she kind of brassy and kind of old yes um

Okay, I'm sorry um you think I am the Ringo of hey riddle riddle. We think no I think Ringo hi, well I will actually wow JVC Wow We've melded into one brain. Oh, God. One brain cell. We got two-handed one brain cell. You guys are a two-headed monster, and I'm the one that balances it out.

Yeah, I'm irritating. Yeah, I'm annoying. Yeah, I sing on mic. Or get my period on mic. Yeah, I do all these things. Erin, you know those things. Lucky Mike. But you make out with your things, but without me. Erin, you're none of those things. Lucky Mike. But you make out with your wall.

What does that mean? Who knows? Oh, I have one here. I miss wall. I miss wall. How about postage stamps, toilet paper, film, and bacon? They all belong, you lick all of them. Hmm? Huh? You lick toilet paper? What? Film and bacon. They all belong, you lick all of them. Hmm.

Huh? You lick toilet paper? What? Aaron. They all have a skin. Can you read it again? They're all a type of skin. What?

Postage stamps, toilet paper, film, and bacon. Hmm. Bacon doesn't belong, maybe? Aaron, you're right, but do you know why bacon doesn't belong? Yeah, because. Do you put the rest, the rest of them, you like, you get wet, right?

I wouldn't get. You put them in water. I guess film you would in a dark room, you might. Yeah, like in a dark room. You lick a stamp and you put the toilet, I don't wanna be disgusting, but I put the toilet paper in the toilet and it gets wet. Ew.

I didn't know a better way to say it to not be disgusting. I just, that's how I treat it. Fuck it, gross. That's how I use it. I would argue that bacon gets wet to some degree. Well, yeah, but how and what? The oils and fats that come out while you're cooking it.

The sizzles and the pops and the grease. Can we have a hint? Bacon is correct. The other three posted stamps, toilet paper and film. They all typically come in a roll. Casey, hit the sound effect. I can't imagine doing a bad improv show. Put a balloon in my ass, it's a clown off.

Aaron, say the answer again. They all come in a roll. They all come in a roll, except for bacon. Oh. Bacon shit come in a roll. Wow, bacon roll? Take me to your sushi. How about Tabasco, Chihuahua, Burrito, Durango?

Tabasco, Chihuahua. These are all fun words to say. These are all very fun words to say. Burrito and Durango. I'll say Durango? Mexico? Durango is incorrect. Oh boy, because Durango is the only one, I don't know what a Durango is incorrect. Oh boy, because Durango is the only one I don't know what a Durango is.

Dodge Durango. I don't know what a Durango is. That's right, they're all Dodges. So there's a Dodge Tabasco, Dodge Chihuahua, Dodge Burrito, and a Dodge Durango. It's not Durango. Okay, Tabasco sauce, Chihuahua cheese. You said Chihuahua, right? Burrito's the odd man out. Burrito is the odd one out. Do you know why? I'm going through a tunnel. Oh, you're all close now.

Erin, oh, I guess Erin She's I will assume she said the right answer. Yeah, I mean Ooh, coming out the other side of the tunnel. Wow, exactly. And what was the answer? Go ahead, go ahead. Go back into the tunnel. Oh. Very tunnel-y part of California, I guess. There's, I don't really think there was many tunnels there.

Maybe she's going through one of those old gold mines. What's the next riddle? When she goes through a tunnel, should I just hop on the mic again? And I'm gonna just shove Erin Brockovich. Ah! This way. And Brockovich. Scooch, Scooch shove Aaron Brockovich ah this way and Brockovich scooch scooch Aaron Brockovich scooch we gotta brought you because we thought

you'd be a little feisty honestly I've got she's not scooching I've got moves you've never seen there we go that's the air Brockovich I know I love. I'm fucked. Erin, you're right, the answer is burrito because the other three are states in Mexico. Didn't I say that? No, I think you're going through a tunnel. Oh yeah. Chihuahua is a state in Mexico? Oh yeah.

Is that where the cheese comes from? Where the cheese and the dog come from. Where the cheese and the dog come from. Where the cheese and the dog come from. That sounds like a cheese shirt. Where the cheese and the dog play and the cheese comes from the dog. Oh don't tell me that. That's basically going to ruin the whole dog for me. I'm not going to stop eating it. We'll do one more before break here. So this one is Barack, Shaquille, Beyoncé, Aristotle. Barack, Shaquille, Beyoncé, Aristotle. Okay, Beyoncé, because the other ones are dudes. You got Beyoncé right, but not the reason why

a reason why Oh, they're all Durangos. They're all very all types of Durango Aristotle Shaquille O'Neal and He said walk on bar Barack Shaquille and Aristotle just the first names right?, I know, but I'm saying I assume that those are the people we're talking about. Erin, you are on the right track. They're walking to a bar. The bartender says- No, not with that.

Oh. Oh, okay. Does Aristotle have an O apostrophe last name? Not the Aristotle you might be thinking of, but a different Aristotle. Oh, there's a different Aristotle, damn it. I don't know any other Aristotles. You guys, someone's gonna name their kid Aristotle now. Can you imagine a fucking kindergartener with like chocolate on his face?

Is there? Wait, Adel, is this a modern? Let's do it, gang. Is this a modern celebrity whose name is Aristotle? Celebrity might be a strong term, but it's someone who was very well known, married this Aristotle. And this Aristotle was well known,

but maybe not as well known as their spouse. I've stopped listening to the riddle. I'm writing down that the name of my son is Socrates. Wait, wait. Is it Aristotle Onassis? You got it. Wow. I truly did not remember that that man's name

was Aristotle. Wasn't there an Aristotle on SNL recently? I thought there was. Well. Like a one and done guy. If there was an Aristotle on SNL recently, let's see, I haven't watched SNL in 25 years. You didn't watch when Luke was on? I didn't watch when Luke was on because Luke was never on.

So it would have been a huge waste of my time to watch the show for Luke. I watched the show when Aaron was auditioning. Yeah, when Aaron was auditioning, I definitely. My biggest fear is that footage still existing. I think about that every day. If we ever do a heist, I think it should be the three of us breaking into 30 Rock and destroying that tape. They showed it on, I guess Bill Hader has it and he shows it to all his friends and

they all point and laugh. And that is an honor. And I guess Topher Grace got a hold of it. And I guess he does like private recut screenings where he like re-edits it in a way that like he thinks it should have been done. Cool. We know about this, right? We know about this.

It doesn't matter. Christopher Grace, please. Oh, please. So, Aristotle, what was the last name? Onassis. Onassis? Yeah. Shaquille.

O'Neal. Barack Obama. Yep. And Yeah. Shaquille. O'Neal. Barack Obama. Yep. And then Beyonce. Knowles. So the reason Beyonce is the odd person out. She won a Grammy last night, maybe a couple Grammys last night.

Well, maybe not last night. She's not Irish. She's still like, Shaquille O'Neal. There's a, I think people know about this because I think Conan O'Brien went and visited it, but there's like a Barack Obama gas station somewhere in Ireland that my friend visited and he brought me back a refrigerator magnet that says Obama Plaza or whatever the thing is called. And it's got a big picture of Ronald Reagan on it because apparently they sell memorabilia

of any US president that has any connection to Ireland. And it's like hilarious. And that's your US president that has any connection to Ireland. And it's like Joe Biden. That's hilarious. And that's your favorite president of all time, Ronald Reagan. He's up there. He's gotta be up there. I don't agree with anything he did economically or socially.

But you loved his movies. But politically, God, I love the power of the world. Yeah, but I think, yeah, so that's, I do have a refrigerator magnet of Ronald Reagan that every once in a while someone will see and say hey, why do you have this? Cuz I love it well, let's go ahead and Try and resurrect Ronald Reagan. Oh And we'll be right back after we bring him back. What do you resurrect with dementia? That would be awful

Nancy Nancy No, we're not fucking Nancy yeah Hollywood was I was saying. Oh brother. She's the throat goat Aaron. Hello, I am a president from the past. My name is William H. Macy. Hold on now. No, that's an actor. Oh, Reagan was an actor. Now, Mr. President, you're standing kind of behind a big armoire, so we can't quite make out which president you are.

Is that on purpose or? I've never heard somebody say armoire like that. I maybe am one of your beloved co-hosts that sort of had to piece together a president costume at the last second. So I'm sort of like a bunch of presidents melted together. And I'm here to celebrate the Helix President's Day sale sale sale sale. Oh, okay. I thought for a second I thought we're gonna have to learn about American history, but all you're gonna tell us is about the history that we as Americans have with our

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Well. Yeah, well. Well, well, well. Well, well, well. Okay, well, we're gonna go back to doing riddles. We'll talk to you in a minute. Could I have some tea? No.

No. No. No, you cannot. No, you may not. You cannot. I think you cannot. You cannot. You may not. You cannot, I think you liked. May, may I have some tea.

Gotta teach him everything. He just came back to life, gotta teach him everything again. Yeah, I think he probably was this. We'll check in on Ronald Reagan a little later in the episode. Yeah, we'll check in on him a little later, but for now. And check in on me as well.

Check in on me as well. Aaron Brockovich, yes, we will check in. You guys should all sit over there. We're here. Aaron, why don't you sit with Reagan? I don't wanna. No, Aaron, I'd be there in Brockovich. Oh, yes, okay. You did the show.

Aaron Brockovich, you sit with Ronald Reagan and we'll just- Okay. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Okay. And try to talk quietly. Mm-hmm. And Casey, can you just have them be mumbling,

talking to each other, sort of the background, the rest of the episode? Yeah. Yeah. It's so stupid. However you wanna do that, Casey, we're not gonna really help with that. Wow.

But however you wanna have them just mumbling throughout the rest of the episode. Finally, a Hey, Rood, Roodle episode with 30 minutes of Erin Brockovich and them just mumbling throughout the rest of the episode. Finally, a Hey Road to Real episode with 30 minutes of Aaron Brockovich and Ronald Reagan mumbling in the background. Wait guys, I actually think we did an episode like this in 2020. We truly have to have already done this episode.

Don't come, don't come be like, 156, they did the Ronald Reagan and Aaron Brockovich mumbling thing, yeah, we know, we get it, we're fine. I just laughed so hard my contact came out. I love when this happens. Oh, I love that. Do you need a minute? This does happen with Adol.

Erin, how many times do you think that this has happened since we've known Adol, that he laughed so hard his contact came out? I think this is the second time. I was gonna say under five, so yeah. I think we're both, we're the ballpark here. I wonder if it's hard for him to put his contact back in while we're...

It's not easy. You get it back? If I laugh too hard either my contact falls out or my condom falls off. No, you better say I'm sorry. And I will take questions. I think I'm good. My ass at the Walgreensreens you got the Magnum contacts Yeah, I got pretty big eyes. I got pretty big eyes. I got a Tim Burton. What was that movie with the big anyway? What's the what's the this is gonna be a bit of a tougher one?

Are we ready for are we ready for a tough one? Yeah? Yeah, which is the odd one out? And there's gonna be more than three. I think there's gonna be five here Oh, but still only one is odd out. Yep, only one is the odd one out. Catwoman, Deus Ex Machina, Perishiner, Pyromania, and Scuba. Hmm. Catwoman, Deus Ex Machina, Perishinerer, Pyromaniac, and Scuba. Scuba is an acronym, right? Self-contained underwater breathing apparatus?

Is that an acronym? Or an initialism? I never remember. Um... It's an acronym. Catwoman is also an acronym. Oh, for what? Go ahead and give us that full acronym. Yeah, great. Catwoman. Um...

This is a kinky ass tall woman on Minnie the Nipple. Wow, so close. Huh? Oh, close. Well, kinky. Can you read it one more time? I'm so sorry. Can you read it one more time, Adil? I'm so sorry. Catwoman, Deus Ex Machina, Perishiner, Pyromania, and Scuba.

And I'll give you a hint, cause this is pretty tough. There's something contained in all the words. I'm gonna say Deus Ex Machina is just, you know, a word of all the options here. There's something contained within them, but one of the things contained within is different from the other four. Catwoman, Deus ex machina,

and Deus ex machina is a tricky one because what you're looking for within that is not pronounced the way it normally would be. Perishioner, pyromania, scuba. Scuba is probably the easiest one to try and locate what's going on inside these options. Okay, scuba. Cuba.

Yep. That's gonna be a nation. Yeah, there's countries inside of these. Yes, catwoman. Catwa. But is catwoman the odd one out? Well, we don't know. Let's move on to Pyromania.

Romania. Romania. You got it? So you got Cuba, you got Romania. Perishner, Deus Ex Machina, and Catwoman. Peru? No. Perishner, how do you spell Perishener? P-A-R-I-S.

Paris. Wait. Paris. Is not a country. So that one's the album. Wow. You got it. You didn't even have to do the last two.

Oh, lucky us. They all get tri- Deus ex machina, what's that one? That's a tough one because it's China at the end of machina. Oh. And then Catwoman is Oman. Oman.

Oman. Isn't that a fun one? Yeah. That is a fun one. And it was hard to do because I think if I was looking at the words it would have been 1 million percent easier. Yeah, amen. Hold on.

Oh, nice. Hold on. I do want to see a scene. Erin, you are Catwoman, but the Catwoman, the Paris version of Catwoman, the Parisian Catwoman, the Parisian Catwoman. And JPC, you're a tourist who has just been, boy, I don't want to say saved, because does Catwoman save people? She saves cats, probably.

Yeah, I feel like, JPC, you're just someone who happened to see her out on her nightly sort of routine. Yeah. And then she sees that you saw gotcha hey uh don't want to blow up your spot but uh big fan and you have a good night and thank you for what you do English? Oh, again. Bonjour.

Je me parle... No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, You like you like my work? We we we we Catwoman Sit sit sit Oh um Have a drink Yeah okay yeah I was just kind of walking by I didn't want to disturb you No no I'm not working I never work I work two days a year I do a back flip out the window and then I call it a year And I sort of eat drink drink, and go to a conversation like this.

Yeah, sure. Okay, I'm actually on my way to a date right now, but I think I gotta cancel it. Ooh, la la. With you. With you. It's no one. It's my fiancee. It's stupid.

Oh, no. It's beautiful., it's my fiance, it's stupid. Oh no, it's beautiful. Did you meet her? Um, well, she's from here, and I am a... I'm a member of the US military station. Eww. Well, I'm an interpreter. Ah, la la. Bonjour. Oh! It la la. Bonjour.

Oh! It is the Batman. Yeah, you said it on me. Hey, I'm down here, buddy. I was invited to sit, so. Oh, merci. We meet again, Batman. Um, Catwoman?

Mm, moi, moi. Yeah, I'm interrupting. I'm interrupting. No, no, no, no. We're just going to drink and to do... ...ehh... ...ménager toi. Oh boy.

Not the way I always thought about it happening, but... ...ménager toi. Yeah, in your experience, if I got a French fiance, she'd probably be fine with this. Right. It's offensive to say such things as that. Oh boy. That one was right on the line guys. Right on the line.

It's funny because I don't speak any French, but I took way more French when I was in school than I did Spanish. But I also just got back from a week in Mexico, so my brain is like very accustomed to like speaking rudimentary like tourist Spanish. I was like, I can't, I really know zero words in French right now. I know some words in Spanish that I could be using. El gato woman? El gato woman, yeah. El gato means fat, so. Oh, whoops. You're looking for el gordo woman.

Oh, muy feo. Yeah, be fucking this guy's whole life up whenever he tries to trot that out. El baño man would be Batman I believe. Mm-hmm. Let's go with, all right we have. It's muy caliente. Which is the odd one out?

Cubit. Es frio. Cubit, angstrom, rod, and bushel. Angstrom, angstrom's gotta be the odd one out. Okay and why so? Well a cubit is, an a bushel and a rod are all measurements, right? Yeah. Is that the answer? No.

I don't know what an Ankstrom is. Is Ankstrom also a measurement? Um, who? You're, I mean, you're definitely on the right track, but I don't wanna. Okay. Can't really answer. So a cubit is a measure of distance, and I think a rod is a measure of distance. A bushel, I think, is a measure of weight, or? Yeah, so bushel can't, I think bushel's the odd one out.

Yeah. And why so? Cause it's a measure of weight and not. Or not, it says at least not distance. Yes, so the other's the measure of weight and not or not. It's at least not not distance Yes, so the other three are units of length and bushel is a capacity equal to eight gallons Hmm not not length. These are only here that in the context of hay. And so do you measure hay and gallons? That's ridiculous. I think so That's ridiculous. I think so.

I think horses drink hay, right? That's way too much hay for me. Can you say gallon of hay? Uh oh. GPC. Gallon of hay challenge! You are a horse and you had a particularly hard week and you're pulling up to the bar to order a glass of hay.

What will it be? Sorry? What will it be? Uh, what will it be? Sorry? What'll it be? Uh, what'll it be? Uh, I'll, uh... GBC, you're the horse ordered in A. Uh, I'm the bartender. Let's reset. Everyone safely back to one. Vacation got a little confused back there.

We call you vacation. What a social experiment to go to a bartender and say, what'll it be? And action. What'll it be? What'll it be? What'll it be? What'll it be? Ha ha ha ha ha ha. And action. Oh. Oh. What'll it be? What'll it be? What the fuck?

What the fuck? Aaron? We only have this one film. We can't cut, we can't cut, we can't cut. Well, I'll play a horse. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Go back to the seat. Go back to your seat.

If anyone's playing a horse, it'll be me. Aaron, sit down. Aaron Brockovich, you sit. You sit down, Aaron Brockovich. I was speaking to myself. I was saying, what will it be as an inner monologue? Oh, OK, so I stepped on his line. OK, here we go, from the top.

What do you mean from the top? We can't go back to the top, we ran out of film. Oh. I could put a roll of toilet paper in there. Do I? Does a horse also kind of sound like Ronald Reagan? Okay, Aaron's shoving a roll of bacon into the camera. That's gonna ruin that camera. The camera loves it.

Can't get the deposit. That's a $2,400 deposit I lost, okay. And keep going. Why the long face? To everyone in the bar, why the long face? Batman? Are you horse Batman? Scene, wow.

Wow, guys. I'm gonna spend a whole Patreon episode where we sort of dissect that scene in sort of what went wrong, what do we learn? What went wrong, what went happened? I can't imagine doing a bad improv show. Now horse Batman, a cape doesn't make sense, right? Cause that would just cover his body.

So much of what Batman has going on is not gonna be a one-to-one in a horse context. We're gonna have to change a lot to make horse Batman work. So horse Batman, okay, this this is interesting this is interesting horse jokers are clear one-to-one it just works but horse Joker easy yeah that's you slot that right in if we get horse Batman nailed down horse jokers just gonna fall into the page you know I'm saying yeah he can't have a grappling belt around his waist, because that's just gonna shoot straight down.

So in sort of an upright ambulatory Batman, the grappling hook shoots outward because his waist is facing out towards an opponent, but with a horse, the waist faces down. Yeah, shit. So this is gonna be, okay. Okay, so it's it's it's Batman Yeah, but a horse yes, and his butler is alfalfred because I think horses eat alfalfa so alfalfred

Is his butler for sure it's absolutely beautiful to see you to work I know you've been asking me to write a song for you, and I finally I finally done it I finally cracked the code Ringo it's nap time though I finally had an idea and I've got your song you're trying this has happened every day before Oh forgot to put your name in there I don't think it go of course like you think it would oh Forgot to put your name in there Hmm Could it run with wood what if her name was horse? Oh?

No, we change your name to horse instead of Norwegian wood Norwegian horse I think the song would work if my girlfriend's name was a horse Oh brother okay, Erin for the rest of the episode We don brother. Okay, Erin, for the rest of the episode, we don't have a lot of time. For the rest of the episode, we must take Beatle songs and put horse in the title somewhere. Okay, give me a sec.

Hey horse, for example. Yes, Erin. I wanna horse your horse. I've just seen a horse. I wanna hold your horse. I've just seen a horse. That horse flying in the dead of night. Horse today. She came in through the seen a horse. That horse flying in the dead of night. Horse today.

She came in through the bathroom horse. I wanna hold your horse. Why don't we horse it in the road. Revolution number horse. Horsey raccoon. All my horsing. Nubba horse, nubba horse. Oh my God. For no horse.

Give me like 20 minutes. Adil took the only one I could do. He took hey horse. That was gonna be my big finale. Hey horse. Ummmm. Fun to think about. Fun to think about. Hey if nothing else, fun to think about. Fun to think about. Hey, if nothing else, fun to think about.

And we're done. And we're done. And we're done. And we're done. Yellow horse. Erin? I get by with a little horse from my horse. Okay, that was worth it, actually.

That way it circled back. Erin, is there anything you would like to plug or per horse? Oh my god, it's the end of the episode? Uh... What the fuck? I episode? Uh, I think so. What the fuck? Kinda. I didn't even take off my coat. That's close enough.

I mean, yeah, it's close enough. Yeah, um, yeah, check out our Patreon, patreon.com slash Hay Riddle Riddle. Lots of fun stuff over there. Lots of fun stuff being planned by me that's coming out over there. Do a one week free trial. Listen to some Epps.

Hang out. Mm-hmm. Adol, anything to plug? Yeah, I want to plug the fact that I think we all know... I'm gonna go ahead and say it. I know before the episode we said not to say it. I'm gonna go ahead and say that... Adol? Horse Batman is Bruce Wayne horse. No! Don't say! I know one is a billionaire play horse. Play horse. And the other one is a vigilante horse, but they never seem to be in the same room, do they? And how would horse Batman afford

all his wonderful little toys? Yeah, horse car, horse cuptor. Do you also notice every time horse Batman breaks his leg and somebody has to shoot him? Alfalfa. Alfalfa takes care of that. Alfalford has to shoot him. Yeah, Alfalford, I'm sorry, Alfalford.

That Bruce Horse also goes away or whatever. I wanna- Or whatever. I wanna put him- Aaron, or whatever. Or whatever. Or whatever. It doesn't necessarily have to be that that Aaron, but it's, right? It's that, like that.

I'm losing Steve. George, George Horseson? No, that doesn't work. JPC. Two horse. I wanna promote, this year is the 10th anniversary of Holoford Magic Tavern. Please check out Holoford Magic Tavern.

Wow, insane. Both our regular show and our Patreon and also check out The Word Association, a podcast I do with my best friend and my worst enemy. And I'll let you decide. For the same thing over here. Yeah, is that kind of, that's your dynamic across all your podcasts, right?

Yeah, I guess so. Wow, damn. Huh. I'm thinking about it. I guess it is. JPC, what would you like to plug or promote? Hey, I'd like to plug a couple things. First thing is, and people have sent them to us.

I just got back from vacation, but I haven't put them in yet. But send us voicemail themes. If you have 30 seconds or less voicemail themes, we have plenty of voicemails. You can always send us more. And if you're wondering, hey, where do I find any of this stuff? It's always in the episode description. Go look at the episode description. You can always send us more. And if you're wondering, hey, where do I find any of this stuff? It's always in the episode description.

Go look at the episode description. You can find our mailing address. You can find the phone number. And you can send us voicemails, again, 30 seconds or less, at hrrpodcast.gmail.com. And another little fun thing I like to do at the end of the episode is I like to read a little review that you have left for us. You can leave us a review anywhere. You leave five star reviews, just make sure you throw five stars on it.

And then you can say whatever you want in there and I'll read some of them. And today I'm reading one from Flimprist. Flimprist writes, science podcast is a tough sell. Don't get me wrong, the passion that hosts have for making their craft entertaining is wonderful. Their chemistry makes the show work and without without them, no amount of scientific rigor could redeem it. But I can't in good conscience tell people

this is a science show when they have chosen to softly sunset their primary fact-seeking segment, Animal Parade, sometimes only doing the theme song and not the segment. Even its most recent appearance was about the best way to prepare minions instead of the trivia the show has become known for, like Plants Can Scream, a podcast which I love, but Science Show is just a tough sell.

Wow, scathing, scathing critique. Well, am I guitar gently horse? I do wanna see a scene, this is very rare. Here comes my horse, I do wanna see a scene. Aaron, I want you, Ronald Reagan, and Aaron Brockovich to do a quick scene, and you're all in space. Um... I invented Star Wars.

George Lucas invented Star Wars. Yeah, but I made it cool. And they all explode. Well, it's Ronald Reagan, and I'm here to say... Robin Roddy! I exploded space in a wrapping way Jupiter I was working in the lab will create one night And our appearance is the music. The logo created by Emily Cardemus and Emily Napores.

One, two, three, four, hey, Riddle, Riddle. Hey there, Cats and Bones. If you liked that, you are going to love this week's Patreon. It's another edition of Phrase the Roof, something we haven't done in a very long time. You can listen to that plus our entire back catalog at patreon.com slash hey renoverdell by joining the clue crew for $5 a month or start your 7 day free trial or the review crew for $8 a month. Plus you get those ad free episodes. See you there.