Hey Riddle Riddle - #347: Greetings From Santorini! w/ Betsy Sodaro & Marcy Jarreau

Episode Date: March 12, 2025

Welkem to Santorini! Find a lounge chair, kick up your feet and enjoy Betsy Sodaro & Marcy Jarreau from the podcast A Funny Feeling joining us for a beautiful dog filled episode! Starring:Adal RifaiJohn Patrick CoanErin KeifGuest Starring:Betsy SodaroMarcy JarreauEditing by: Casey ToneyTheme by: Arne ParrottLogo by: Emily Kardamis & Emmaline MorrisWant more? Get Weekly Bonus Eps on Patreon!JPC's Guided Meditations Volume 1, available now at our Patreon digital store!Want merch? Visit our TeePublic Store! or pins, buttons & printsWant to mail us something? Hey Riddle Riddle 6351 W Montrose Ave #267Chicago, IL, 60634Want to leave us a voicemail? Call (805) RIDDLE-1 or (805-743-3531)Want to advertise on the show? Check out Hey Riddle Riddle via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is a HeadGum Podcast. And the Lord's Day Friday! Day 24, day 24, day 24, day 24, day 24, day 24, day 24, day 24, day 24, day 24, day 24, day 24, day 24, day 24, day 24, day 24, day 24, day 24, day 24, day 24, day 24, day 24, day 24, day 24, day 24, day 24, day 24, day 24, day 24, day 24, day 24, day 24, day 24, day 24, day 24, day 24, day 24, day 24, day 24, day 24, day 24, day 24, day 24, day 24, day 24, day 24, day 24, day 24, day 24, day 24, day 24, day 24, day 24, day 24, day 24, day 24, day 24, day 24, day 24, day 24, day 24, day 24, day 24, day 24, day 24, day 24, day 24, day 24, day 24, day 24, day 24, day 24, day 24, day 24, day 24, day 24, day 24, day 24, day 24, day 24, day 24, day 24, day 24, day 24, day 24, day 24, day 24, day 24, day 24, day 24, day 24, day 24, day 24, day 24, day 24, day 24, day 24, day 24, day 24, day 24, day 24, day 24, day 24, day 24, day 24, day 24, day 24, day 24, day 24, day 24, day 24, day 24, day 24, day 24, day 24, day 24, day 24, day 24, day 24, day 24, day 24, day 24, day 24, day 24, day 24, day 24, day 24, day 24, day 24, day 24, day 24, day 24, day 24, day 24, day 24, day 24, day 24, day 24, day 24, day 24, day 24 it at on his body here? Lower back? Not there, not there. Oh, there it is. Whoa. JPC, show Adol the new tattoo I gave you. Can I wake up? Uh, oh yeah, wake up. Okay. Erin told me to sleep while she did something, so I was sleeping. Look at it. I was playing possum. Ha, well speaking of possum, it seems like this is sort of a, it's a possum driving a red convertible with a- Oh, he had that tattoo before, but look at the possum's speech bubble. Oh, a little higher. No, it is lower.

Okay, it's speaking- Yeah, the possum's whispering into the bottom of the car. Okay, and it's saying, look down here. Okay, there's an arrow that kind of disappears below your underwear there. And then the arrow points to. What do you think? On my lower back below the underwear, what do we think the arrows point to? What would that point to? It says Hayward a riddle.

Oh, in my butt. In his butt, right where his butt goes. Just have to trust. Do you love it? Do you want one? Just turning my tattoo pen back on. You love it, you want one? Same spot?

You love it, you want one, same spot. Aaron, I, tattoo ink makes me, tattoo ink makes me think of Star Wars tattooing and tattooing is something I like. It feels like you're changing the subject. Yeah. Oh wait, two people just walked in Aaron's tattoo store. Aaron, I'm so sorry I have to get off the table here.

Please welcome our guests today. We have Betsy Sodaro and Marcy Jauro. Hi. Ooh, we want tattoos. Uh-oh. Love it. I want a tattoo. Erin's really good at tattoos.

I want a ring around my butthole. Another ring. Yes, great. Another ring, yeah. For every year of life. For every year of life. If Saturn can have two, I can have two. Marcie and Betsy, thank you so much for being here

from our sister podcast, A Funny Feeling on the Head Gum Network. Yeah. I assume any podcast on the Head Gum Network is a sibling or a cousin. Who are related to by blood, yeah, for sure. Absolutely. Yes, yes. We have to do that, you know,

yearly ritual where we all swap blood. Yes. See, we've never actually been to the Christmas party because we are in Chicago, but we heard about the blood swap and it sounds awesome. I'm here in LA and I go, yeah, Jake and Amir are like, give us your blood, give us your blood. And we're like, okay, but only cause it's Christmas.

They have their little things and we try to go along with them cause they're the bosses. Oh yeah. I feel like weekly we get, there's like a company wide email that's like, should we change it to blood gum? It's like, I think head gum, we're still. Head gum is great, you guys.

Blood gum will throw people off for sure. But if you do have blood gum, this is, we don't wanna make fun of it. Please get tested for receiving gums. If you haven't get tested, you always have to be confirming. You never know if it's gone away. Marcy and Betsy, this is a, legally, a Riddle podcast. How do the two of you feel about riddles, puzzles,

lateral thinking problems, even escape rooms, crosswords, et cetera? Okay, well we're both pretty stupid, right, lateral thinking problems, even escape rooms, crosswords, et cetera. Ooh. Okay, well, we're both pretty stupid, right, Betsy? Yeah. Marcy, how dare you? She doesn't know she's dumb, so be nice. Yeah.

Marcy, what the fuck is this, man? I signed on for this. Betsy, we stink and we're stupid, You know what? I will do an escape room, but I've never been much of a game player, which is funny to do so much improv in my life. Yeah, I like puzzles. I like jigsaw puzzles. I do like escape rooms, however,

the first time I ever did one, it was with a very hardcore escape room dude. And for years I was turned off. And then I did it with nice people and I was like, oh, this is way more fun. I love Sudoku. I love Sudoku. Marcy seemed really surprised by that.

Yeah, we have every year thinking maybe stinky and dumb, but I'm just. I might be the only dumb one in the podcast then. Uh oh. Yeah, Riddles. Oh no, I'm very dumb. And JPC over there, JPC, tell them how dumb you are. Big dumb, big dumb dumb up.

That's a big dumb thumb, dude. Uh huh. Yeah, I like, I don't, riddles I'm a little like, I feel usually they're like, and the answer is this, I'm like, oh, okay. All right. Like kind of like, all right. That's most of our riddles, yeah.

Yeah. We've been going for eight years, I wanna say. Seven years, somewhere in there. Wow, are you kidding me? What? That can't be right, is that right? And it's a lot of- We started in 2018. 18, okay. Save, right Betsy? That can't be right, is that right? And it's a lot of- It started in 2018.

18, okay. Same, right Betsy? I think so, yeah. Yeah. Whoa. It is a lot of like, egg, cloud, shadow. Yeah. Echo, yeah, same answers.

There's a lot of answers where you just go like, oh okay, like. Yeah, where you're just kinda like, oh, yeah, right. Like, oh okay. Yeah,. Like. Yeah, where you're just kind of like, oh. Yeah, all right. Like, oh, okay. Yeah. I guess. Yeah, why not?

We've run out of riddles. I'm sure you've run out of ghosts, right? I'm sure it's like. No. No? It's not just the same six ghosts? No, there's billions of ghosts. I would say that like. I guess trillions,

because so many people. Every time someone dies, There's a new ghost and Now that like we've had a lot of weird activity in the United States too because paranormal goes past ghosts So like we've had like, you know seeing orbs and you know Drones and just writing down that ghost podcast might be more longevity and just writing down that ghost podcast might be more longevity. Riddles podcast. So on a funny feeling,

you talk about people's experiences with ghosts. Is there like with the answers for riddles where shadow egg tend to be in the upper echelon of like how many times it's repeated, is there a type of ghost or a haunted experience that tends to pop up? Or a location they show up a lot? Or a location, a stairwell?

A stairwell. A stairwell? Every stairwell. Yeah, there's themes for sure. There's a lot of themes, like a lot of, you know, ghosts are happening at night while people are going to sleep or waking up from sleep. And then there's the classic hat man,

the shadow man wearing a big hat. People see that. Oh, my God. Yeah. And then depending on what part of the world, there are different, like, you know, different cultures are kind of seeing similar things or having something that is just like, whoa, I've never heard of that here.

So there are some patterns with it for sure. Okay. Yeah, yeah. Do we think, is there gonna be a time where we get to a place where people start seeing ghosts? Cause typically ghosts are seen in like a white dress or like a suit and a hat, like you said. Is there gonna be a time where we hit ghosts

being in like jean shorts and vans? It's already here. We're seeing that. We're seeing that, dude. Tell them about the kitchen ghost. There's one story, I'm gonna, nah, I'm paraphrasing big time, but one story where somebody walked into their kitchen

and there was a ghost doing dishes and the ghost turned around and was startled by them. Isn't that nuts? But what- That's like the others with the full kit. That would hurt my feeling so much if a ghost was scared of me. What is interesting about it is the kitchen was decorated slightly differently.

I forgot about that part. And the ghosts, and it was like, oh, and it was a new construction. So like the person was like, I think I, like the others, what, spoiler, new construction. So like the person was like, I think I, like the others, spoiler, like they think they were the ghosts because they were like, oh, that's not what my kitchen currently looks like and this is a new build.

Isn't that nuts? That's wild. I hate that. Erin, I can see your kind of like general pallor, a ghost being kind of off put by running into you. And then quickly, quickly being like, no, no, no. Why? Cause I look like a Victorian corpse? Cause of my skin and my hair and my eyes and my whole vibe in essence.

Yes. I guess, yeah, I guess I have to say yes, right? Cause that's what I would say. And I get that. Oh yeah, right? You are wearing a big old nasty wedding dress right now. Yeah. And it's bloodstained cause that's where I got stabbed by my husband on my wedding day. Now what makes a wedding dress nasty? Let's... I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie.

I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie.

I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie, I would be in front. You go to stand up clubs and you can't see. I do it all from behind. I'm like, I do not want the audience to see me. I will stand behind this brick wall. The bride ghost is such a common one. I grew up in New England and our sleepover, spooky story was everyone was always like, my cousin's brother's other cousin

was driving down the streets in Massachusetts and a bloody bride came out of the woods and across the street. Like that's, I feel like a common one. Good. Yeah. Jilted, jilted lovers. Jilted lovers, big old ghost. Big old ghost. Big time popular ghost.

Are people killing them when they're on their wedding day? I guess if it's like a money thing, you'd think the wedding day is going to be like the happy day, right? I'm sorry. Have you never watched Dateline? That is when men are killing. Men are killing as soon as they have any responsibility and pressure. I don't know why you got it. You two talk amongst yourselves and come back with an answer.

But like, honeymoons are when... I got honeymoons. They're cruises on, honeymoons on cruises. Honeymoons I see, honeymoons I get, but the wedding day, I mean, like, Adel and I are both married. We had like a wedding day. It's also like, you're pretty exhausted

after that thing too. It's hard to imagine like doing any physical. Is that what stopped you? Did you see on your wedding day? You were tuckered out. I won't say the only thing that stopped me. I mean, I have also like my feelings stopped me, but it's one of the things that stopped me.

Yeah, I will say- You're saying not all men? Okay, okay. All right, all right. Not all jilted dead brides. I'll say the day of my wedding, that night I was like, this ring is so uncomfortable, I'm not used to wearing a ring.

I was like, I could just kill it right now. Yeah. And I didn't. So I think, I feel like just wearing a ring when you haven't your whole life just feels off, right? And also we would be bold at your wedding, Adel. So you are real sleepy by the end there. Real sleepy. Wow. Yeah, there's no wedding at all. So you are real sleepy by the end there. Real sleepy.

Wow, that's fun. Fun. That's even lives. I do think when they're killing on weddings, it's mostly maybe people backing out of weddings or like that kind of thing. And then there's a lot of high emotions around it. Like that horror film with Julia Roberts

where she doesn't wanna get married and so she kills the groom. Oh yeah. You know what Broadway Bride is about? I haven't seen it. Broadway Jilted Bride. I think you maybe have only seen a trailer for that movie at all,

which isn't to say you're wrong. It's just to say you've only seen the trailer. Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. Every movie is about 90 to 120 seconds, right? Yeah. Yeah. I've seen millions of movies. I go and then I leave the AMC theater as soon as Nicole Kidman starts talking.

I just saw the movies today. I watch five to six movies. That's it. It's about eight minutes in the morning. And like two Subaru commercials now because they're just doing regular-esque commercials at movies now, which is insane And they got us right Betsy. We both got super

Yeah Commercial we got coca-cola and I do think one time I saw you at a distance at an AMC in Los Angeles Maybe like a year ago. Cool. I don't know the movie, but I think it was at the Burbank one. I don't know if you frequented that establishment. The Batman one?

Yeah, yeah. The Batman one. I think I saw you walking in. Yes. Did you happen to see Marilyn Manson at that same theater? Cause if so, I was also there. Remember when Marilyn Manson was there? We were going to see a movie.

He's seeing. What did he go and see? I feel we knew what he saw. I don't know what he saw, but my friend Chelsea saw what kind of soda mix he got, which was like a diet coke with cherry and vanilla. Wow. Classic Manson. I knew that guy was a fucking disgusting dude,

but this confirms it. This is the thing that confirms it for me. This is the straw. Well, let's get into that. That was sort of a, we accidentally did sort of a funny feeling mini episode where you are our guests. We hosted your podcast.

Ooh. It was way more fun than riddles. God damn it. You pose us some riddles. No, we'll give you some, let's do some warmup riddles. Okay. Okay. This'll be, let's start with some hinkpinks.

Now a hinkpink is going to be a riddle where you get some clues, and the answer is going to be two words that rhyme with each other. Oh. If that makes sense. Okay. So for example's sake, if we said a just and equitable grizzly,

that would be a fair bear. Okay. Okay. Yep. So the clue will lead to a rhyming two word answer. Does that make sense? Yes. That makes sense to me.

Cool. Let's try a very smart undercover agents. Very smart undercover agents. Very smart undercover agents. Sly spy? Ooh. I mean, that works, that is fantastic. Marcy. I have a different word here, but spy is part of it,

but it's plural, so it is spies. Oh, it's okay. Wise spies? Wise spies since they have here, but sly spy works just as well, so I do wanna give you credit for that. I would like to see a seed. Was the clue, did the clue say Wise spies? Wise spies since they have here, but sly spy works just as well. So I do wanna give you credit for that. I would like to see a scene. Was the clue, did the clue say multiple spies?

Didn't it just say an undercover agent? Yeah. Very smart undercover agents. Agents. Agents. I missed the S. I maybe didn't hit that S. I'd like to see a scene.

JPC, Adel, and Marcy, you are the Spice Girls, and Betsy, you're coming in pitching yourself as a new kind of Spice Girl to the group. OK. I just feel like we should end all our songs with zig-a-zig-ah. Like, it just feels like if you say it enough, it's like a catchphrase. I have no complaints about that.

That's fine. I hate having this conversation every fucking week. Hello. Oh. Excuse me, put your clothes on or keep them off. Don't mind. I'm wearing various states of undress. Oh, um, uh, thank you for the resume. Your name and where you're from, please? My name is Bethany, and I'm from England, and I would love to... Same, same, same, same, same.

Not Bethany, though. Name's Jerry. Oh, yes, yes. Nice to meet y'all, nice to meet y'all. So I was hoping that I could become one of you Spice Girls. Okay, well, that's... I mean, that's the become one of you Spice Girls. Okay, well that's... I mean, that's the whole point of these auditions. It is. Because of the horrible accident,

which we won't talk about where we lost, what would it be, 40% of the group? Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. RIP Victoria and who else do we think is fun? The bus driver.

And bus driver. Oh, that bus driver was a very good singer. Yes, drive spice. Wheels on the bus go round and round. Ziggy, zig, ah. Really good. I really think I will be beneficial to the Spice Girls. Because look at me move my legs looks like a windmill

okay wow I've never seen someone do that while standing up yes also I hate to ask what did I it's like when you go to Soarin at California Adventure Disney this I smell I smell I say that. I smelled it too. You have different smells. You smelled oranges and- I smelled oranges and fir trees, yes. Conifers. If I'm being quite honest, it didn't feel intentional. It felt like maybe that was something that,

or that was, or. What? You think I farted while I did it And you think my farts smell like fir trees and oranges. Well, you're correct. I'm farty spice You gotta let me in Can you guarantee they're all going to have that kind of Conifer delightful potpourri aroma or potpourri? I ate potpourri. It depends on what I eat, but I can, like, even if I drink Mountain Dew, you will smell Mountain Dew when I win meal my way. Oh, it's like a Wonder Woman.

I love that. Yeah. May I be in the spice girls? Okay, well, it's not only dancing though, and what would you call that? Not aural, but um... All factory? All factory, yeah. Can I just say, the Spice Girls?

Not all aural. Not all aural. It's not all aural. It's not all aural. Um, those... To be quite honest, the All Factory, it's only really gonna come up at like certain concerts and at like the front row, I would say. Mostly for us, yeah. But, I mean, there's a little bit singing. We don't have to be great at it, but a little bit of it. Everyone to be my lover!

Tom! Whoa, shit! Wow, that is flowing. Indeed, indeed, shit. Wow, that is flowing. Seed, seed, seed, seed. I always begged to be Farty Spice at the playground when we played Spice Girls. Everyone would always fight to be her. Farty, farty. I just love the small push of, if you wanna be my lover.

Isn't it so funny that Farty Spice is married to David Beckham now? Crazy. Yeah, she broke him up. That's so wild. Here we go, another hinkpink. A meat eater in the largest city in Maryland. A meat eater in the largest city in the world.

Carnivore Baltimore? Yeah, it's a Baltimore carnivore, but yeah, yeah. Baltimore carnivore. Which is a- Wow. Is that a slant rhyme, Baltimore Carnivore, but yeah, yeah. Baltimore Carnivore. Which is a- Wow. Is that a slant rhyme, Baltimore Carnivore? I guess it's a full on rhyme. Baltimore Carnivore, ah. It's just the whole words don't rhyme,

just the last four letters, but still works. Do your names rhyme? Does Sadaro and Jarro rhyme? That's a rhyme, right? Yeah. It's close? It's close, yeah. It's close, it's a rhyme, right? Yeah. It's like close? It's close, yeah. It's close. It's like Carnivore and Baltimore.

She has more syllables, but yeah. Oh, damn it. You didn't believe me? You didn't believe me. I did the gen test. I thought I could get Betsy's last name in two. I was like, surely I could get that name in two. I was like surely I could get that I mean we're talking about six letters. I can't do six letters at two syllables It's interesting because I do have a lot more letters in my name than she has

There's like a billion letters and then they go like There's like a billion letters and then they go like, blah, and you're like, no, there's no way you just said all that. No, they're like, no, no, no, no, no, no. You don't pronounce them all. There's a secret to one. You pronounce them and we're not telling you. We will never tell you, like, okay.

I'm like, these eight letters say jock? Yes, why? I don't believe that for a second. No way. Should be four. How about a very weighty, very weighty Impala or Camaro? A very weighty Impala or Camaro. A very weighty.

Oh, heavy Chevy. That's a heavy Chevy. Nice. Heavy Chevy. I know car brands. It's the one thing I know. How about a between meal treat for a Himalayan ox? How about a between meal treat for a Himalayan ox?

Yak snack. Yak snack. Yak snack. Love it. Wow. Do you guys ever have yak backs? What? I might be the oldest one in this recording.

You might be, but I do remember a yak back. Home alone, right? Yeah, so you talk into it and then press a button and it plays it back, it plays it back whatever you do or say. Yes. There's some amount of effects going on. YakBak. Does he use that in Home Alone? Is Macaulay Culkin,

doesn't he? That's a talk boy. That's a talk boy. Yeah. Yeah, I didn't have the money for a time. I know. I wanted one so bad and my parents were like, no way. We can't afford one bit. We didn't all grow up with seven or eight brothers and sisters and yearly trips to Paris that one of us were left behind with.

In the biggest house. In the biggest house in the suburbs of Illinois. Um, how about, uh, a person who eats copious amounts of sheep meat? Sheep meat? A person who eats copious amounts of sheep meat, and that's it? That's the question? It's gonna be a...

That's gonna be a normal man. I want a sound bite of you saying that, Betsy, that I can play on the show after every roll. And that's it? That's the question? And we're, okay. Okay. Is sheep meat called a thing?

A pew, a pew-ew. A stew-ew. I mean, that's, that rules. Guy named Stuart, who likes to eat meat. He likes to eat sheep meat. Mints? No. I believe this is a term for like older sheep.

Like is, is haggis, isn't haggis sheep or that stomach? That's like, yeah, that's like, yeah. I'll take my, I'll take my answer off line. Marcy's face was just like, I can't wait to hear what this is. I can't wait. I'm already mad. Let's do it. What is it? Welcome to Hey Riddle Riddle. This is. I can't wait. I'm already mad. Let's do it.

What is it? Welcome to Hey Riddle Riddle. This is, how many minutes in are we? 27 minutes? I love it. That's about the time everyone gets mad. I do want to see a scene. Adel, you're going to be playing a butcher.

We're all going to be various customers who keep coming up to like the butcher counter at the grocery store or whatever. And all you have today is sheep meat and you're trying to like spin it based on what people request. Great. And JPC, real sidebar. Do you want me to do it like butcher from the boys? You know that guy who's like, oh, oh, yeah, I want you to feel free to be Australian and whatever slurs that they can say, feel free to say them just as they're normal as well.

I'll just play a role. That's what he was fishing for. Can say feel free to say them just as they're normal Excuse me, um, I will take a half pound of the 8020 Chuck Okay, did you yeah, sorry. Did you grab a number? Oh, I'm sorry. Yeah, you you called 47. I'm 47 Yeah, just you just have to hand did you grab a number? Oh, I'm sorry, yeah, you called 47, I'm 47. Yeah, you just have to hammer the number. Did you call 46? My kids are so hungry. Did you call number 46? My kids are in the car, it's so hot,

and the windows are rubbed. Take them out of the car, lady. I'm, no, I just said I was gonna be real quick, but there's 40 people in this shop, and I just need I need I didn't hear 46 but you go ahead of me cuz I'm 47 so if you want to go ahead that she said she had kids in the car I mean come on then we all have kids in the car I think we should take them out, but I followed everybody else. I was like, uh-oh, all their kids are in the car fine

I'll put them in the car and put the heat on Jesus everyone everyone, please please please I have kids in the car of my own. Let's get through this Okay, I did call 46 that was about five minutes ago. Oh my god. I was I was on my phone. I Can't open any of my apps. Well let's not. I'll take care of 47 and then we'll go to 46 okay. Well okay I guess you're doing a countdown. You know what you're right we're gonna go from 46 back down to one if you're 48 or above just know you're gonna be here. No! Ah boo, hey, come on! Kiss your kids goodbye. I gotta stop coming to this grocery store.

You know I'm just shoves everyone out of the way. I'm just gonna go, can I have two lobster tails and um, eight oysters please? I have to respect someone who knows what they want, so let's see here, two lobster tails and it's okay. That'll be $138. Wait, what did you just put down on the counter though? Two lobster tails and I grabbed, I went into the seafood case and I grabbed a handful of something. No, no, no, that's ground.

I see that that's ground. I've never seen ice cream like that. Well, hold on. This is, yes it is ground beef, but this is from a cow that walked into the ocean. So this is technically seafood. This is still under law, part of the- That's beef?

Yeah, that's beef. What do you think beef is? Beef is anything with four legs that you find in the ocean. No, no, no, no. Find in the ocean four legs, no, no, no. Find in the ocean for legs. This happened last year, this happened last year where all you gave us was sheep meat. We're not falling for it again.

I want my oysters and I want my lobster. Okay. And it's very hot, so you gotta make sure you refrigerate that. Attention, Safe Park shoppers. There are 100 Subarus in the parking lot full of children. Okay. We know. We knew that.

What was that announcement? What was that announcement? All he's telling us is just stuff we know. Seed, seed, seed. So a person who eats copious amounts of sheep meat, I'll also say, I forgot we were in the middle of a riddle. This is also, this isn't in reference to any butchery, I don't believe, but this is also called blank chops.

Chops. Blank chops is a term that's usually, I think, relegated for facial hair. Oh, mutton. Mutton. Mutton. Mutton. So a person who's older sheep is. A glutton mutton. A mutton mutton. Mutton. Mutton. Mutton. Mutton. Mutton.

Mutton. Mutton. Mutton. Mutton. Mutton. Mutton. Mutton. Mutton.

Mutton. Mutton. Mutton. Mutton. Mutton. Mutton. Mutton. Mutton.

Mutton. Mutton. Mutton. Mutton. Mutton. Mutton. Mutton. I would say probably, at some point, of just like older sheep. I've had lamb a bunch. A bunch? Yeah, anytime you go to Greece, you eat a lot of lamb and it's fucking delicious. I know. They're cute, but they also taste really good.

Hey, guess what? So are all the other animals. So is everything else I eat, really cute. Hell, I think a Greek person's cute other animals I eat. So is everything else I eat. Really cute. Yeah. Hell, I think a Greek person's cute and I'd eat one if I was hungry. Oh, hell yeah, dude. Hell yeah. I do wanna see a scene.

Who's a Manzoukas? Who's a Greek person? I guess just Jason Manzoukas. Mono Gapion. We said mono on the show. Yeah. Sweetie, sweetie. Olympia Dukakis.

Anyone? Okay. The entire cast of my big fat Greek wedding? Oh, sweetie, Olympia Dukakis. Anyone? Ooh. The entire cast of my big fat Greek wedding, except for John Corbett. I have to assume by proxy Michael Dukakis. Are they related? Probably by proxy. I do wanna see a scene.

Betsy, you are yourself, you're on vacation in Greece. OK. Let's say Santorini, just to give you a nice mental image. Yeah, I know. I know. Beautiful blue roofs. So you're in Santorini on vacation. Erin, you are a lamb who's also on vacation. And the two of you happen to sort of sit next to each other

on a bench, and there's sort of an awkward Moment where Betsy is getting a little hungry Wow, it's sunset. Do you mind if I just scoot you next to you? Yeah, I've got to look at this sunset like it's so cool how this whole island plans around the sunset their whole day You know, it's incredible. I love traveling. I love it. It's a passion. Yeah, same You're a lamb. It smells amazing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean I'm here with my husband we're doing a First year anniversary thing. Oh congrats. Thank you so much congrats You are eating something and it smells divine. I'm so sorry to bother you. What is that? It smells incredible.

Um, a gyro? With like, does it eat French fries and onions and tomatoes? What's the protein in that? Cause I could... I um... It smells familiar too. I bet. I don't know why it reminds me of my husband.

Sorry, it reminds you of your husband? Yeah, the smell of it. I don't know why. It's just ev vogue egg. Oh my god. Oh, you know, I... Okay, it's lamb in here. It's your... It's you.

Ha ha ha ha. That's very funny. What is that? Is that beef or... No, it's lamb. You can get beef, heroes, but I feel when you're in Greece you gotta go for the lamb What Yeah, oh my god. I think that's why it smells like your husband I don't know if I'm eating your husband. Where's your husband? I don't know He wandered off this morning, and I haven't seen him. Oh

Someone took my leg. Oh my God, my husband. That's crazy. Oh my God. That woman cut my leg off. Hey lady, where's your husband? Cause I'm gonna eat his legs. I don't have a husband. He fell off of the cruise boat on our honeymoon.

Fell off. A murderous feminist killed him, took my leg. Oh my god you know a lady I'm gonna find something you care about and I'm gonna eat it. Okay yeah you know what I care about? Shit I care about poop. Go eat that. That's not true. I saw her chasing Pokemon Go's. Don't you dare eat my Pokemon Go's. Go Don't you dare go near those I Could go down there and save my husband or what's left of him, but instead I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm go for revenge Don't you take vengeance baby, and I will and I will eat the rest of your husband I'm gonna eat the rest of your husband you I'm gonna put him on a spit, and I'm gonna roast him over fire, and he's gonna be delicious.

I'm gonna feed all of Santorini. You're a monster. No, you're the monster trying to get my Pokemon Go creatures to eat. Scene. I, one time when I was in Santorini, She killed someone. I can't, I can't, no.

We were like wandering around and the sun was setting and it's just like unbelievable. It's the most beautiful place in the world and there was this great big husky sitting on a wall, looking out at the sunset with the biggest dog boner. What? It was so funny, the dog was so happy, just sitting on the wall watching the sunset.

I was like, this is grease, man. This is, even the dogs are just like, big old boners for the like sunset. It was incredible. Wait, dog boner, donor, donor kebab? Oh no. Oh no. I think I've eaten dog cock.

Oh we all have. All right, let's take a little break. We need a reset. We're gonna take an ad break. I don't know if we need a reset. That felt like the perfect edit. Yeah, we could barrel through, but it's time for ads anyway.

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Sorry JBC. Sorry man. But slash riddle. Sorry, JBC. Sorry, man. But it's really fun to drive you insane. Yeah. Okay, Betsy, thank you so much for signing this contract. This legally allows us to sell merch with a beautiful husky watching a sunset with a giant dog boner. Big old dog boner, dude.

Big old dog boner. And it says greetings from Santorini. Yes. Yes. Honestly, that should be the image for the tours aboard of Santorini. Because that truly made me be like, I think I should check it out. It was like, I was there with Mono and our friend Jessica and we still talk, like we're always like,

remember that dog sitting on the wall enjoying the sunset so much. Now do we think it was a situation of like, the dog just had dog sex and then it was you know it was relaxing and it just went to watch the sunset before it fell asleep or was it like a thing of like the sunset gave the dog a bow? I don't know. We got to know the refractory period for a husky I guess to figure that out. Who wants to curse their computer forever by googling that? Who's gonna follow on Hutsword? Husky refractory beard.

How long to take a husky to be ready to go again? Grease boner, okay, a lot of Photoshop Travolta here. I have a breeding husky who seems like it's not breeding as much as I would like. There's gotta be some dog breeders out there that know the answer to that question. They, oh yeah. Here's the thing.

If you have the answer, keep it to yourself. Don't give him those dogs little blue pills. Sticking it in a piece of cheese. I'm sure those fucking sickos. Let them do it if they want it, don't make them do it. Yeah, come on. Amen, brother. They'll make more huskies when it's time for them to make more huskies, not for your fucking profit margins.

Whoa, yeah, let them have it. Disgusting. Big dog breeder. Disgusting. Boo. Someone had to say it. Let's get into some more riddles here. These are going to be trios. So I'm gonna give you three items and you're gonna have to tell me

what they all have in common. Oh. Okay. So for example, I'll give you sort of an easy one and then a medium one. Raspberry red, lemony yellow, and orangey orange are all colors or flavors in Froot Loops. Oh. Okay.

Or slightly harder. Damn, I don't think I would have gotten that one. Slightly harder, rubies, diamonds, and Bugs Bunny all have carrots. Oh. Oh, okay, okay. So the three items have, in the Venn diagram, they share one commonality,

and that's what we have to figure out. I do not have high hopes for myself. Me neither, man. Good, thank you for your honesty. This kind of feels like the New York Times connections game. Connections, yes. Which I feel a lot of times when I play that, I'm sorry for your honesty. This kind of feels like the New York Times connections game. Connections, yes. Which I feel a lot of times when I play that,

the answer will pop up and I'm like, oh, okay, what? Like, ugh, I get mad at that one. Invented by a man named Jason. Who, what, come on. I desperately want someone to like retroactively make that connection. Things invented by a man named Jason.

Here's the first one. We have President John Adams. Uh oh. Okay. Already. February. I also want a clip of Betsy saying uh oh that I can hit. I want a whole soundboard of Betsy's power place.

This can happen. Yeah. You got it, yeah. The Sonara soundboard? Don't tell Erin that she can do that. It would be too much power. President John Adams, February, and the planet Venus. John Adams, February, Venus.

All share something small. I know this. Uh-oh. They're the second. Yes, they're all second. Wow. Second president, second month, second planet. I'd like to see a scene. Marcy, you are George Washington and Betsy, you are John Adams and you like really look up to him and you're really looking forward to being the second president after him. George, George, I'm so excited.

I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited.

I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. and you like really look up to him and you're really looking forward to being the second president after him. Oh George, George I'm so excited.

Well congratulations, congratulations. You won, I forget how I became president. I don't know what the election. I think you kind of just was like, I'm gonna do it. Well but not like a king though, not like a king. No, no, no, not like new America. But anyway, you're gonna love it. You're gonna love America.

Here's the thing about America. It will always remain perfect. Everything will be good and the people will be happy. And so I trust that you will, that you will be a wonderful president for this country. Oh, thank you. Now, do I get to wear your wig? Oh, well, uh, sure.

Uh, do you want it right now? I mean, I am now the president, so... Oh, okay. Well, this is rather embarrassing, Give me your... Here you go. Oh my god, look at your head! I know, I know, it's bad, it's bad, it's bad, it's bad. If the Americans knew your head looked like that, you would have never taken... Shut your mouth!

Ouch, ouch, ouch! Yes, I'm pinching you, I'm pinching you so hard, don't you tell anyone about my head! I will not, I will not, of of course I shall take your head with me to the grave. Well look at you. Yes! Look that looks wonderful on you. Do I look like the president now? Of course you do I you look very handsome. Are you are you no tearing what are you no tearing up noaring up? What? Are you tearing up? No! You're not a better president than me.

Everyone's gonna forget about me, aren't they? They're gonna only remember you! You'll be the one that's very famous! Come here baby, come here baby, join Washington. Come here, let it out, let it out baby! Let it out baby! You were a good president. You were the first one.

Upy, upy, upy. OK, let me pick you up. Let me pick you up. Here, here, here. Let me, yes, rest on my chest. Let, rest on my chest. Are you hungry? Yay!

What do you mean, Seed? What do you mean, Seed, Addle? Give him 40 more minutes. Sorry, you said Seed needed more. Georgie wants new knee. I also just love, I love John Adams getting on Washington for what his hair looked like, because every picture or portrait of John Adams, I've been like, damn, that guy really went for that haircut. It's like, he's got like the bald horseshoe but just like long hair out of that.

It looks insane. Funny. I feel like you could pull that off by the way. Yeah, I think that I could, I think that like if you see someone in like modern times with a haircut that looks like that, you're like, hell yeah, you're really good. I was recently watching some James Bond movies

and there's like one James Bond movie, like old the 60s ones with Sean Connery. And there's one James Bond movie where he's meeting with some like dignitary and the guy has, he's like obviously balding, but he's got hair on the sides and he has three little like hair spikes that are like pushed back on his head. And I'm like, that's the look.

That's the guy who's like, I lost my hair, I have Homer Simpson hair, and I'm owning it. Like I'm just, I'm still in charge of England, it's still, I'm still the boss, like what do you want? I think people don't do that anymore. Nowadays people are just like, yeah, get rid of it. Yeah, just go, just get, shave it all off. You gotta give props to John Adams

for just like sticking with it. Yeah, I mean, no, I have hair, I'm telling you. Look at it. I do want like a, just like a ornate framed portrait of, what was it, John Adams breastfeeding George Washington? Yeah, it's beautiful. It's gotta exist somewhere in there. It's actually beautiful, it's a really beautiful thing.

It's a beautiful thing. It's a natural part of life at all. Yeah. It's not funny, it's real. And you point to it and you're like, it's a metaphor and people are like, oh, yeah, oh yeah. Oh yes, of course. Oh, oh yeah.

Of course, it's a metaphor. Yeah, oh, cause, oh yeah. Oh, the teat is economy. Yeah, yeah. Suckle from the teat of economy. Wild swing on the teat is economy. The teat is economy. Suckle from the teet of economy. Wild swing on the teet is economy. The teet is economy. There's a 20 year old guy in an English college class right now saying that

with full confidence. If I ever sort of tune out for a little bit during a conversation, usually my way to sort of find my way back in is to say the teet of economy. Here's another one. Here's three items. Tell me what they have in common. Nestle Quick. Okay. Nestle Quick, Trix cereal and Energizer batteries.

Rabbits. Rabbits, dude. Yes. Their mascots are all rabbits or bunnies. Wow. I was gonna say, they all change your tongue into a different color. I'd like to see a scene. Um

JPC, Marcy and Betsy you are those three rabbits You can pick which one you are and you are all in the same family and you're back for Thanksgiving. Great. Where are all the kids? Where are the kids at? Yeah, I mean what what the hell I came all the way here from Well, I mean I kind of just go everywhere. I kind of don't stop going. I'm like I'm not stopped But I came a long way. Where are the kids? I think I think they got mad at me What'd you do? I told what did you do? I told him the truth about Santa Which truth I

Which truth? I want to make sure, are we talking about the truth of like the obvious truth or like the deeper, like more fucked up truth that we don't talk about? The more fucked up truth that we don't talk about. I thought they needed to know. I thought they needed to know. I gave them some chocolate milk and I was like, okay, we're getting real kids sit down Let me tell you the truth about Santa The real told him that you told him that chocolate buddies Which for some reason hold on I could get there Santa's domain because Santa's a Christian God

I'm gonna take issue with that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, okay. What would you call him? He's obviously in the Christian pantheon. Saint Nicholas? Uh, he's a saint? Here's a hint. His name is Saint Nicholas. That's right.

He's a saint, which means he has something to do with, you know, the Catholic Church, which means he has domain over Easter as well. And you told the kids that he dips actual bunnies, young bunnies in chocolate to give them that on Easter. Yes. Hot chocolate. That boy. Hot chocolate. That he dips them in hot chocolate killing them in order to Have chocolate rabbits for Easter. I told them the truth and I said that I was like in the eggs those chocolate eggs real eggs got dipped in the chocolate killing them and

Every chocolate thing you're easily We don't know that it kills them. We can't know. It's kind of like, yeah, are they actually dead? We can't know unless we break up with the chocolate. It doesn't matter. You know what matters? You are a narcissist, Nestle.

You ruin every holiday. You make every holiday about you and making everyone else upset, you're not happy Unless everyone else is crying. Don't you dare say that tricks? Don't you dare say that? This is for kids this is hold on what about it? Hold on what about dog? I know what you're just trying to do weird screaming about kids all the time You're trying to start shit

so that you can sneak in the kitchen and get some of that goddamn cereal. It's not gonna happen. It's not for you. No, no, no, no, no. Yeah, spit it out. You're eating it. Spit it out.

Spit it out. I'm gonna put a battery in your mouth and then you're gonna spit it out. Yeah, you gotta spit it out. If a battery's in there. I'm gonna go get my strong hammer. Why can't I have it? Why can't I have it? if a battery's there. I'ma go get my long hammer. Why can't I have it?

It's named after me. Why can't I use a Duracell? We just fucking can't. Wow. We have a very messed up family unit. I know. See. Oh shit, they just released the Epstein list.

Oh no, all three of those bunnies are on it? Oh. Don't tell me, all the bunnies are on it? Edit this out, edit this out. Yeah, edit this out. Edit it out, edit it out. It looks like the Nesquik bunny was on the plane with Clinton and Kevin Spacey.

I'm not surprised. I love the idea of a single parent being like, if I just hard boil an egg, steep it in hot chocolate, that's a Cadbury egg. Like, I will give my child Easter, a proper Easter. I will give my child Easter. My child will have Easter. Don't tell them that it's way more expensive

to do it the way they're doing it. This might be my favorite of these trios. Uh-oh. This is a little tricky, but I think this is fun. Mark Twain, Papermate, and Sharpie. Mark Twain, Papermate, and Sharpie. Papermate. I don't think this is right, but it's writers or pinmen or...

You are very hot. Oh, pen names? The pin names. Names of pins. You got it. Shoot. I said pinmen. Pinmen. I'm so stupid. Pinmen. Marcy, you pretty much got it, dude. You got it. I don't deserve to live.

I wouldn't have gotten it without you saying that. So we were together. As soon as you said Mark Twain, I wanted to say Sagittarius. Is he a Sagittarius? We have the same birthday. Are you a Sagittarius? Cool.

Yeah. Me and Winston Churchill and Mark Twain. Whoa. That's my favorite star sign as a Sagittarius. Are you a November Sagittarius or December Sagittarius? November, come on. Okay, it's split in my household. We have some Decembers and some Novembers.

There's a difference. There's a difference. I will say the Decembers are more classic Sagittarius. It's kind of what people think of when they think of the horse with his big bow. Is that a Sagittarius? Is that a Centaur? Yes, yes.

He's the archer, yes. Yeah. There's the dog with the big bow-ner. Yeah, that's what I thought I did. Well. Santatorius. Yeah, we always, Betsy, classic, that's what I did. Well. Santatorious. Yeah, we always, Betsy, classic Gemini. Classic Gemini.

Watch her. Gemini over here. Yeah, Gemini. I'm a June 1st baby. Oh. June 10th. Okay, now June 1st is, I believe the day Helen Keller was born

and the day she died, June 1st. Also, Alanis Morissette, a few others. What's June 10th, any big biggins? I can't remember. My friend, my friend Jane Becker, who's a great writer. Mm-hmm. I don't know, I don't know.

Do you guys know your rising in moon? Of course. Hit me with it. I'm a Sagittarius rising as well and a Gemini moon. Oh, like your friend Betsy. Hey. Okay. That's why we go long, we're sister signs.

Sister signs. I don't know what I am. Do you know Marcy? I don't know your birth. It's on the top of my head. Come on, man. Well, I'll look into it. Marcy's like pulling up your costar account

and being like, I actually, I might know it. Ugh. Help me, Marcy. What are your signs, Erin? I'm a Scorpio, and then I'm a Libra rising in a Capricorn moon. I was gonna guess that you're a Libra rising. Oh my gosh, get out of town.

We have to picket this. Marcy, what about Erin made you think that? Well, Scorpio, well, okay. I have a lot of Scorpios in my life, love them all. But you have something about you outward facing, which is rising, right? Is a little, you seem like a diplomatic people pleaser a bit, not in a bad way.

I have a lot of Libras in my life that I love. Nailed it. Yeah, absolutely nailed it. And secretly she's holding grudges, guys. Holding hard grudges. Oh, am I? I wonder if I'm holding grudges like nothing else. Ow, ow, ow, Karen, ow, ow, ow.

Give it to you, Give it to you. Marcy, did you know that you share a birthday with previous guests of this show, Colin Mockery? Oh no, I thought you were gonna say Chrissy Teigen. Chrissy Teigen is a regular in A Run of Life. They were actually booked on the same day. We were supposed to have Chrissy and Colin on, because they worked so well together.

Wait, do you know what actually is kind of funny? I have one of those birthday books. I did know about Colin because our like, in the birthday book, our life meditation is learned to improvise. Isn't that weird? Whoa. Spooky, spooky, spooky, spooky.

Yeah, and our like, our strengths are like, thorough, funny, dynamic, and our weaknesses are thin-skinned and reactive. Classic improviser stuff. Winston Churchill, ever heard of him? And the symbol for that is, it's like Ryan Stiles with his hands behind his back. And Wayne Brady.

With his arms through. Baking a cake. Ah! Marcy, to backtrack slightly about two minutes ago, you just made me realize something, which is the way you said diplomatic to Erin, you took a pause, and I was like, wait a minute, is Diplo the famous DJ?

I don't know what he is, producer. Is that short for diplomat or diplomatic? Oh, I don't know. Well, I'm glad you asked Diplo's biggest fan here. Because you're like, you're Diplomatic. And I was like, oh, Diplo, I never, I never. I don't know. I wonder, look it up.

Who's looking it up? Who's looking it all up? We're actually not allowed to Google this year. I'm not even kidding, be put ourselves in Google jail And that's that's that you'll never wait Aaron will never be mad at me for that What do we say about us? I did yours or Diplo is also a Sagittarius Wow When's his birthday November 10th, so he's not a Sagittarius, but When's his birthday? November 10th, so he's not a Sagittarius,

but I couldn't remember the one before. No, he's not a Sagittarius. Scorpio. That's what I'm saying. He's a Scorpio. I can't remember what the one that comes before it is. Why did you declare it? So I'm your birthday, Erin?

Yes, I'm a November 10th birthday. Because if you can't remember something, you push it together. Wait, I think my friend Jana's November 10th as well. That's nuts. Okay, incredible. And JPC, for that mistake, I will hold that grudge until I die.

Erin, do you think that you're older or younger than Diplo? Oh, god. I think I'm younger than Diplo by six years, at least. How old is Diplo? 46. And Erin just turned 40. No, you were so correct. No.

You said six years. OK, Erin, let it go. It's done. It's done, Erin. Let it go. JBC, the grudge I will hold as a done. It's done, Erin, let it go. As a 33-year-old woman, thank you. Oh, so I was over.

Oh. Feel 40, look 80. On the praises, right, you actually get rewarded for being over, but I'm being punished? No, you don't. You don't, you lose. I don't watch the show. You lose.

I'm being punished for not watching TV during the day? Are you constantly making very confident declarations that you're fully wrong about? Is that like a thing? I have never. Martha, thank you so much for coming in and diagnosing exactly what's been happening the last eight years of my life. What is your sign? I must know.

I'm a Sagittarius. Oh, December Sagittarius though, right? I'm a real one, yeah. Nuxie, we're not, the November ones aren't wrong. Whoa. There's a war, there's a war that people don't talk about between the November Sagittarius and the December Sagittarius. It's like the, I mean, it's all the months, like October Scorpio, very different than

a November Scorpio. Whoa. November is fun and witchy Scorpiosios, and October Scorpios are scary. Sorry, I don't make the rules. Really? I don't make the rules. Yeah. And Marcia, you just made me realize,

is SAG short for Sagittarius? Absolutely. It is Sagittarius. It's all about the archers and nothing about screens, actors, or guilds. Yeah. JBC, do you know you're rising in your moon? I don't, but I could ask my wife to open up the CoStar app

because she has all of this information about me and hers. Ask her. And then, Adel, do you know? I don't know what those mean. Okay, so Marcy and I are the ones who did their homework. I did have someone at some point did tell me that the rising, I almost said the rising and the falling, but it's the rising and the moon are more important

than what your like regular sign is? I don't know, I think maybe they're all of equal importance. I think yeah, they're the big three, yeah. But people often only know the one, right? Like people know the one that has to do with birthday, they don't know those other ones. Because the other ones take math to figure out. Gotcha.

And what does it mean when, like, Mercury's in Gatorade? It means check your emails, you sent a dick pic. Yeah. Looking for my best. Oh, man, I got my Mercury in my Gatorade. Addle, do we want to do one more? We're going to do one more. Oh, my god, oh, my god, oh, my best. Oh man, I got my mercury and my Gatorade. Uh, Addle, do we wanna do one more? We're gonna do one more. Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.

This is an iceberg, a tongue, and a waitress. Tip. Things to do. They all have tips. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. You came in here thinking you were dumb and stinky,

and those proved not true. I'm only stinky. Only stink. It's my new platform. Only stink. I'll send you my stink in the mail. It's the one thing you can't prove is not true about you on a podcast. You can prove the smart thing pretty definitively, but I guess...

Some people sound stinky. Yeah. I guess that's right. I guess some people do sound stinky. They sound stinky. Some people sound stinky. I do want to see one final, just a quick scene, based off Iceberg, Tongue, and Waitress Hall having tips.

Let's say Marcy, you're going to be a waiter, and JPC, you're going to be an iceberg who sits down to order. Okay. What can I get you, sweetheart? I'm seeing a lot of hot food on the menu. Do you have cold? Do you have cold food?

I can get something cold for you. I can make the chef put it out on the counter until it gets room temp, or do you want it colder? Yeah, I would really want it cold. Okay. Well, there's jello, we got milk. We can put the milk with the jello, kind of like a creamy jello.

I don't wanna be this kind of guy, but do you have anything that's cold and hard? Oh, baby. Let's see, we- Maybe it doesn't have to be this kind of guy, but do you have anything that's cold and hard? Oh, baby. Let's see. We Wet but if it's wet, it's better if it's cold and hard and wet And I do this fun thing where I put your full tip on the table and then I like remove dollars from the tip as we go like if I Hey, there's nothing I like more than psychological warfare while I'm just trying to feed my family, so.

Do you get it? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I could put a cold spoon in the gazpacho. Would that be okay? Work with me, honey. What do you want? Adding a couple singles to the pile. I'm actually

liking this a lot hold student gazpacho defrost the steak just a little bit so it's just wet but still frozen okay okay so it's cold and wet and frozen iceberg and I'm sorry my date hasn't ordered. Oh, yes! You son of a bitch. How could you? You said if you just put the tip in I wouldn't get pregnant. And look where we're at. Weeeh!

Weeeh! I brought my friend Jill and she's also really upset. Weeeh! You made my friend pregnant. We cut to two weeks later. And in the case of who the father is, Iceberg, you are the father. I knew it, I knew it. Woo.

Wait, how? How can we tell this after two weeks? I feel like I may be being railroaded here. DNA testing. That's it, zed. We also found alien species? I mean, I don't know specifically that I have DNA. I'll go with it, but here's how I do child support.

You're gonna love this. Zed, zed, zed, zed, zed, zed. Zed, zed, zed. Trust me, icebergs have DNA inside. They also have viruses that are constantly being released into the atmosphere and there's something new to worry about every day. So.

Well, what's the bad news then, Marcy? Yeah, can we get the bad news about it? The bad news is sometimes a killer whale will knock a seal off of it and eat him. Oh, that's horrible. That's the bad news. That's the bad news. Well, on that note, Betsy and Mercy,

do you have anything to plug, anything you want our listeners to check out? I mean, check out our podcast, A Funny Feeling. Yeah, and if you have a ghost story, doesn't have to be ghosts, any sort of paranormal story, you can send it to us. Submit it to funnyfeelingpod at gmail.com, we'll read it on the podcast.

We'll read it and then we'll be like, we don't believe you. We don't believe you. You're crazy and we're calling a doctor. You're getting 51-fifty'd. Yeah, or we do voice notes too, so yeah. Like we said, we're not running out weirdly. Ghosts and paranormal stuff will always be happening.

Must be. Taxes and ghosts. Taxes and ghosts. Don't pay your taxes, but do pay your ghosts. Ha ha ha. Tip your ghosts and do it the right way. Leaving a pile of money on the table and then slowly removing from the pile of money.

And don't forget to spay or neuter your icebergs. Erin, do you have anything to plug or promote? I host a show called Quality Time in Los Angeles at the Lyric Theater. You can follow that on Instagram. It's once a month and each month is a different theme. And I think it's worth checking out. Addle anything to plug.

Oh Erin, Erin, we had someone ask this. Is it always a different day when it's once a month or is a different theme. And I think it's worth checking out. Addle anything to plug. Oh, Erin, Erin, we had someone ask this. Is it always a different day once a month or is it? Okay. It's always a different day. So if you're the guy that asked me, it's always a different day. Good luck. Addle anything to plug. Yes, you can check out in our 10th anniversary,

Hello from the Magic Tavern, wherever you get your podcasts and also a Patreon as well, patreon.com slash Magic Tavern, wherever you get your podcasts, and also a Patreon as well, patreon.com slash magic, Magic Tavern, I believe. JBC, anything to plug or promote or review to read? No, I don't, I don't got anything. You can go see improv shows. If you like seeing improv shows, go to a theater and ask them if they do those at the theater

that you live near. And hopefully they do. And Erin, close your eyes. The wind from the ocean, the salty air hits your face. And as the warmth on your skin slowly starts to cool, you see in your mind's eye a husky with the most beautiful succulent boner. Please have a boner.

And you see around his neck, there's a collar with a little medallion and etched into the medallion as a name. What is that name, Erin? Jupiter. Yeah. I wish I was there right now. I wish I was there right now. Jupiter the dog with the raging boner. Our new mascot.

Name Jupiter because he ate his son. Yes, exactly. Barring parents in the music. Barring parents in the music. Barring parents in the music. Bogo created by Emily Cardemus and Emily Napores. Bogo created by Emily Cardemus and Emily Napores.

Bogo created by Emily Cardemus and Emily Napores. Bogo created by Emily Cardemus and Emily Napores. Bogo created by Emily Cardemus and Emily Napores. Did the dog, Betsy, have a collar? Do you remember if the dog had a collar? I can't remember. I feel like no. Like there are a bunch of dogs just wandering around. That dog was free. That was a free dog. Probably eating like the best food in the world. Just the happiest dog. And I'm free! Free doggy!

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