Hey Riddle Riddle - #35: JUST Trains & Automobiles

Episode Date: March 20, 2019

The Clue Crew is allllll aboard for this episode featuring mostly modes of transportation! JPC provides some Sorting Hat action, Adal doesn't understand what it means to be a lifeguard and Erin is Les Miserable! You better believe Sandy Weisz brings us a new Sandbox! Beep Beep! Out of the way! It's time for a road trip with Hey Riddle Riddle! #WiddleWednesday (New merch is now available at https://www.teepublic.com/user/heyriddleriddle )Starring:Adal RifaiJohn Patrick CoanErin KeifGuest Starring:Sandy Weisz at mysteryleague.comEditing by: KJ SnyderTheme by: Arne ParrottLogo by: Emily Kardamis & Emmaline MorrisWant more? Get Weekly Bonus Eps on Patreon!Want merch? Visit our TeePublic Store!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Let's all look at each other and let's do our affirmations for each other. I'm good enough. You're doing yours for you. Puzzle. Yeah, we're doing these for each other. Our affirmations for each other. Okay. Edel, you're a pile of dog shit. Yeah, okay, good. Aaron, I constantly want to smell your hair. Oh, I don't, I don't love it, but I definitely don't hate it. And you're a pile of dogs, yeah.

JPC, people don't hate you as much as you think they do. They definitely hate you, but not as much as you think they do. All right, Aaron, you ready for this? The other day, I thought I saw you, but it was a shovel full of loose bees. Lose for what? Just scattered assorted bees. That makes sense.

Yes, kind of yours. Yeah. You're the type of personality that instead of saying permission to come on board, you would say permission to come, I'm bored. Yes. Yes, yes. Yes. One going on to a ship.

One going on to a ship, yes. Adel? You're... Hold on, I got one. Okay, okay, no, no, no. Adel is... Just look at Adel. You can come up with a million of these. Just look at him in his eyes. Adel. His little beady shark eyes. Adel looks like he's about to talk to you about something.

I got you. I got him good. Oh man, I feel beat up. Yeah. What do you two do for self-care? Watch TV. Um, YouTube. Yeah, God. That takes spaghetti on a long walk.

That's nice. The wintertime sucks because all the self-care stuff that I like to do involves being outside. Yeah. And the Chicago has six months of winter and so it's just like that part is kind of a bummer. I will say that I'm looking for a new place and one of the criteria for the new place is like a big bathtub. I want one of those like whirlpool baths because I love whirlpool.

I love taking baths but my bathtub, my current apartment, just apartment just gonna sucks so I'm a bath gal myself. Yeah I do a bath bomb some Epsom salts some chili powder. I need to buy some Epsom. Yeah, I do some chili powder I hate it because it stings my penis I I buy a hundred bath bombs every day if I could I love love it. I'll frickin' love it. What about you, Addle? I like to read for some self-care and then travel. Anytime I can get away to another state or country, I like to do that.

What are your Myers-Briggs? Do you know if you're an introvert or an extrovert? I'm an in-sell. You know the deal. You know the deal. You know the deal. Yeah, I use. I'm a proud boy. I Ooh, yee, I eat. I'm a proud boy.

I can't remember what my, I've taken it a few times and it's like, yeah, I can't remember what it was. I'm an introvert, I'm an INFP. If people are interested. I think that's what I was, yeah. I'm definitely an introvert, definitely need to be alone. Yeah, I can't remember what my Myers-Briggs is at all. I feel like I gain, like, I am one of those people

that gains energy from being alone, like I recharge by being alone, but I don't mind being around people, but I don't need to be like the center of attention. Yeah, for a Patreon episode, you two should take the Myers-Briggs on the Patreon. I feel like I've taken it for work, like at least two places that I've worked,

but yeah, I don't, I just don't remember mine. I've taken so many of these, because there's like, there's a thousand different, you know, types of these, like a questionnaire, whatever that one is, I've taken that one. We should do, we'll do an episode where we do Myers-Briggs, we'll find out what our patronis is. We'll find out, let's go, Mark Goh,

character we are, Power Tows. Yeah, sorting hat. GPC, you had impression of the sorting hat the other day and it went a little something like this. Mmm, much she. Much she. Okay, Aaron K. Well, you know, everything in my body

wants me to scream, Hufflepuff. Oh, but you have, you do have brown hairs or I guess that's gonna Ravenclaw, yeah. Let's see what's in your pocket, so taffy, lots of taffy. Uh, right back in the- And this is becoming like a MasterCard commercial. Right, it's like, what's in your wallet?

Right back in the Hufflepuff territory. Let me ask you this, do you have a heart that is good and can you do the right thing, even when the odds are against you just kidding No, there's was a hover buff. I'm gonna wait wait a second opinion here. Let me dig into this brain Also, the sorting pants I don't know the doors the sorting pants or the method on here see Jupiter of course, but you are courageous better be Okay, that's why we don't that's why we don't let the pants do the sword Of course, but you are courageous better be my wife.

Okay, that's why we don't let the parents do the sword. I'm a brick and slither in. I'm an eye and a piece of slither in the jerks. Yeah, I'm a Ravenpuff. I may, I may slither in for sure. I'm a slither in maybe a tiny bit of Hufflepuff thrown in there, but I'm definitely a slither in. You're definitely a slither in.

Oh, I'm definitely a slither in. You're you have a little slither in in your bud My big problem with those movies is Malphoy didn't go far enough He lived didn't he yeah the boy who lived Best characters Dursleys They had a right my like Harry Potter character based on my Myers Briggs type is Luna. Love good. I can see that. Use that information.

I can see that. I took the Potter more thing and I'm definitely a slither in but do you guys do the one with your patronus? Yeah. Mine's a horse being fucked by a bear. Oh, yes. Not a bear being fucked by a horse. No, no, the horse is giving just enough.

Well then I disagree. I've always seen you as a bear being fucked by a horse. No, no, the horse is getting just enough. So that I disagree. I think it's the other one. I've always seen you as a bear being fucked by a horse. Mine's a Greyhound being fucked by JPC. A bus. Yeah, the bus. And by a fuck by me. Yeah, you're gonna take me from Portland, and New York City, and a lot of times.

Yes, everybody gets arrived. Who's our old man? Patrons. Oh, that's me. I'm old man Patronis for this episode. Old Litheran, JPC. Yeah, just a classic Slytherin. People who didn't know me would be like Slytherin.

Just from looking at me. It's because you look like a young handsome Alan Rickman. It's because, and I do get a little bit of a Rickman resemblance, but I think also it's because of my parcel tongue. Yeah. Yeah. Which is when you go down on a snake. Oh, here's a five out of Rickman resemblance, but I think also it's because of my parcel tongue. Yeah, yeah, which is when you go down on a snake. Here's a five out of Rickman's Hill.

Eric, do you want to see how to go? Yeah, tell me. Oh, he's doing it. Oh, it looks like he's smoking a box. Well, it's drinking it off. And of course, when you do that, then you say thank you, snake. Thank you, snake. I am so glad to do that silently, because I could have made some pretty sloppy noises

but I'm glad you were strangers love to yeah I'm a picture of restraint and the pictures like we're spraying those guys oh boy are you guys ready for some warm up hurdles love it let's do it wow okay, okay, Aaron's in love with this. Why don't you marry it? I tried! It said no! Okay, I think part of me thinks that we've done this one before. So we may have.

Great. We went to this point. What runs around the whole yard without moving? Fence. Correct. The answer is a fence. Aence. Fence. Correct. The answer is a fence. A dog who's on a skateboard.

What is that, Pucci, the Simpson's character? We did that for the Halloween episode, but it was like what runs around as cemetery without moving? Without moving? Yeah. Five apples are in a basket. How do you divide them among five people so that each person gets an apple,

but one apple remains in the basket? Five people? No. No. There's five apples in the basket. There's five apples in five people. You have to divide them so that each person gets an apple, but one apple remains in the basket.

I know the answer. One person keeps the basket. Yeah. Yeah. It's Green Day basket case. Uh, it's actually, it's actually dookie. Do you feel that don't tell me that's a

time to go for fucking snake and eat it out? Oh, snakes and apples. Now we're back. It's full circle. Uh, Adam and Eve. Yes. Do you say Adam and Eve? I'm sorry. It's not Adam and Eve. It's full circle. Adam and Eve. Yes. You say Adam and Eve? I'm sorry. It's not Adam and Eve. It's Adam and Steve and my Bible.

I'm sorry. I messed up. I do a Bible but gay. Bible but gay. Yeah. My whole Bible but gay. What's a lifeguard's favorite game? See how close they can get to drowning before you pull them back over to the edge. Yeah lifeguard's favorite game is edging play with other lifeguards get as tan as you can be like ready to go back to call your sophomore college tennis. I have to see a seed. We're gonna see a seed. Adel and Aaron you are both

lifeguards. The beach is chaos but you only have eyes for each other. Sup, sup Tiffany. Hey, what's up? Hey. The sun. I think it's so cool. Your sunburn's getting worse. It's pretty sweet tan.

Yeah, it started to peel, but since the tattoo I got is new, I think it looks kind of cool, it's kind of faded. Yeah, you're very ugly. I got that Blink 182 tattoo. What? I got that Bl that I think it looks kind of cool. It's kind of faded. Yeah, I got that blink one a two tattoo. What? I got that blink one a two tattoo. What does it say? Like one a two. Oh, not even a lyric. I've never heard the songs. I just like the name. Oh, very cool. And I feel like I'm a very blinky person. Oh yeah, he totally art. Does that make sense? Yeah, the beautiful eyelashes. Yeah, I like to strut my stuff eyes wise. Can I tell you something that whistle looks like so

good like you were wearing that whistle that whistle is not wearing. Shut up. Do you hear my appealing joke from earlier? I'm pretty funny dude right? I'm sorry can you just swim to shore thank you. Did you say I think there's a shark? Wouldn't that be crazy? Oh my god you know if there's a shark a punch the fricking teeth for you Tiffany. You't that be crazy? Oh my God. You know, if there's a shark, a bunch of the fricking tea creativity. You're supposed to punch it in the nose. Yeah, but I would even go one step further. That's crazy.

You'd tear up your arm. You're probably, you're being insane. I'm being insane. What, you have like four abs. That's insane. How did you get that? Yeah, I'm trying to work on five and six, but they're kind of hiding.

Yeah, my little brother has an eight pack, so it's pretty rough at home for me But I'm working I'm trying my best like I'm a pretty Excuse me. I never do this. I'm a shark I'm the ocean. Oh, did I hear you on magic time? I don't know what that is. That's fucking stupid anyway I'm in there. I'm eating kids. I'm having a great old time, but I can't help but say God, but I can't help it noticing.

Fine. You two are crazy about each other. What? You're freaking nuts for each other. What? Shut up. And it doesn't take a shark to see that you guys want to chime down on each other. So much longer do you have out of water? Oh, uh, well, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, I got my cane. Can I ask you something? I'm gonna die. Will I marry you?

Do you wanna be my wife? See. All right, so do you have an answer to that, Rital? What Rital? It's one of one person holds the basket. What's a lifeguard's favorite game? Dunk. Dunking. Dunking.

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Bill yards pool What ahead I thought you said board game Billiards. Pool. What a hint. What a hint. Wait, I thought you said board game. No, just a favorite game. You heard what you wanted to hear. You fool. You fucking fool. Three lives have I.

Gentle enough to soothe the skin. Light enough to caress the sky. Hard enough to crack rocks. What am I? Water. Diamonds. It's water I? Water. Diamonds. It's water diamonds. Cool.

Diamonds are girls' best water. That's not like a perfume portal. What is water, but also diamonds? If you're a girl, drink diamonds. Water is for diamonds. You're pee and your sweat smells so good. Like diamonds. Water and diamonds.

I'm diamonds. I am water. Alright, one more. Ready? This is your last hormone. Wait, what was the answer? Water. Yeah. Uh, because of its three forms of three lives. Um, a pretty thing in my fluttering in the pale blue sky.

Yeah, well, wow. And Aaron, you look a lot like Julia Roberts. Had a really bad day. Yeah. You turn into Ed Sullivan. Yeah, a very pretty thing of my fluttering in the pale blue sky, delicate fragile on the wing. Indeed, I am a pretty thing. Butterfly.

Mark here. And Brockovich, before like Aaron Keith looks bad. More like Aaron Keith that, which? I have a popsicle. What? I need to pick me up. I need to pick me up. Okay, yes, the answer is a popsicle. No, it's a popsicle. What? I need to pick me up. I need to pick me up. Okay, yes, the answer is a popsicle.

No, it's a butterfly correct. Adol, you won the big prize. Now, Adol, do you, and Aaron, tell him what he's won. You get to stay on the show another seven minutes. What do we got for our main rids? Oh, you guys ready for your main course? Yeah. I'm a little upset.

You hungry little children. Please, send me some more pauses. We are going back to a book that we've all hated before. Oh no. No, no, no, it's not our friend. The Bible? The Bible. Although I did pick, pull out the Bible because I'm going

to swear you both in. That's the first time. Pull out and Bible has been used in the same sentence. Pull out. I've got to get, pull out and come on my Bible We've all been in the hotel All right The title of this hurdle is what drained the battery By the way, this is not one of Nathan Levi's stories with holes

Walter forgot to allow for the slowness of traffic in the rain and was late for work He hurriedly drove into the parking lot parked turned off the windshield wipers jumped out of his car Slay in the door and ran for the main entrance. That evening he could not get the car started. The battery was dead. He got a jump start from a coworker, drove home, and used his battery rechargeer to put a good charge on the battery. But despite careful testing, he never found out why the battery went dead.

Can you... Winchield wipers left on? Yeah. Your guess is windshield wipers left on, because what? Can you go to the battery? No, they stopped. Walter forgot to allow for the slowness

of traffic in the rain and was late for work. He heard the drove into the parking lot. Parked, turned off the windshield wipers, you idiot. He jumped out of his car, slid in the door, slid in the door, and ran for the main entrance. When you slam the door shut, something broke and water got in. It was his penis. He slid.

Yowch! Um, this one does have clues if you'd like some clues. Okay. You're okay. You're okay, Adam, and that will be some sort of weird picture clues. You have to read the clues as if you're character from the movie clue. Yeah, pick it in your clue. Okay, I'm going to read the clues like I'm a peon for Whirlcraft.

When Walter returned to the car, was anything switched on or the hood open? You're just being wringled. No. Had anyone been in the parking lot since Walter parked his car and ran inside Yes, somebody had been in the car had anyone been in the parking lot since Walter parked his car and ran inside Yes Did Walter lock his car? No, well because somebody was inside. Yeah, someone took it for a ride Oh, the car was Ferris Bueller. Day off, right around.

The car was Ferris Bueller. Day off. Run around. I cannot believe I'm the only one who gets full stop dead stops. I can't believe we let Adam be on the show for seven more minutes. When that's the kind of bush league shenanigans he's pulling. What are those full stop dead stop? Full stop dead stop. Full stop dead stop. What do you mean? for seven more minutes. When that's the kind of bush league shenanigans, he's pulling. What are those full stop dead stop?

Full stop. Full stop dead stop. What do you mean? Dead stop. Yeah, but there's three. Full stop dead stop. Full stop half stop. Dead stop half calf.

No, there's another one. What do you mean? Like there's another phrase we use. We said full stop and we said dead stop. Hard stop. Hard stop. Hard stop. I'm dead stop.

I'm hard stop. I must be full stop. Full stop. I'm dead stop. I'm hard stop. I must be full stop. I'll be full stop. So, at a hard stop. Can you believe they're just when on that whole thing about hard stop, dead stop, to full stop? Yeah.

Full stop on JPC. Can you believe he exists? Hey JPC, yeah. I think, I think Aaron's dead. Oh god, stop. Poke your body. Are you awake? Oh, she's alive. Put that stick down. Yeah, I think I think you're instead. Oh God stop Oh, she's alive put that stick down. Um, so Addle yeah, I have some great news for you. No, you are correct headlights

Walter and a rush forgot to turn off the headlights No one else entered the parking lot until lunchtime when managers customarily went out to eat Oh, so this is the time when managers go out to eat. Customarily. One of them turned off Walters headlights, although by then the battery didn't have enough power to start the engine. And that inspired that man was Jacob Dylan. Would you, if you were out in the parking lot,

I would never turn off some else. You would never turn off some else's. I would never try and open somebody's car turn off that. Yeah, that's insane. Even if it was at work, even if I knew whose card it was, I would like maybe go back and be like, Hey, by the way, and what's this manager's eat off campus thing? If you're a good manager, you eat with the people. You should eat with the people that you manage. Okay, let's see a scene. Aaron, you're a manager, a JPC, you're a regular employee.

Okay. And you happen to share the same table because the manager is trying to eat with the people. It's Friday afternoon and I just, just, just, just, just, got take out. Is this seat taken? No, Denise, this isn't taken, but you sure you want to sit with us? Yeah. Oh, man, I got my lunch here. I got my best buds here with me, too.

What are we chatting about? Oh, my cousin is dead. This guy, it's jokes all the time. We call you jokes, right, everybody? We call him Marcus. But the someone called me jokes. Yeah, I mean, no, Denise, no one is this because I'm Denise's boss. Okay, Denise, and I'm called jokes. Hold on, hold on. Marcus, Denise, we all noticed that you stopped wearing your wedding ring to work a couple

days ago wouldn't it be nice if my husband had left me it would be a deny we assume that you would we assume that you would let me with D3 kids cuz mine is a nice so are we trading lunches this is like school rules like do I get to take like your cheese what's what going on? Did you just say the letter D and then three? All right, you could have just called three kids jokes called down. Hey really shoot horn in D I mean D nice I was willing to let go because it was funny, but listen joke three. What is this the mighty does? Wow? That's pretty good jokes if ever thought about doing stand up, thought about it.

Oh, did. Is anyone got my yogurt? It's not my favorite flavor. What flavor is it? But just kidding, it's just plain vanilla. It would be real denice of you if you had my yogurt. Marcus's cousin actually died eating a butt. Okay, okay.

So I'm sorry. That's in poor taste. And so is he the good butt. It'd be pretty denise if I got it in my mouth. That's why I could be more sensitive. See, I'm gonna to go. I'm going to to go. Denise enough.

It's not deliveries. It's to go. It's Denise. It's denise. Denise a living. All right, you ready for this one? This one's called safe smash up. to go. It's the nice. The nice living. All right, you're ready for this one. This one's called safe. Smash up.

A car slowly started to move forward. Then it picked up speed. Very cool. Very cool. Wow. This brings us to Aaron's burn corner. Woo! Where Aaron burns the riddle. All right, a car slowly started to move forward, then it picked up speed.

Faster and faster, it went until it crashed through a guardrail and went over a cliff. It fell over 100 feet and was very badly damaged. No one was killed or injured. In fact, no one was even afraid of being killed or injured. Why not? Crash test dummies. Movie set. It was a song. Waaaam Why not? Crash test dummies. Movie set. It was a song. The song.

But it crashed test dummies. There was this girl. It was. This car was moved very fast. It fell off the back of the back of the back of the back of the back of the back of the back of the back of the back of the back of the back of the back of the back of the back of the back of the back of the back of the back of the back of the back of the back of the back of the back of the back of the back of the back of the back of the back of the back of the back of the back of the back of the back of the back of the back of the back of the back of the back of the back of the back of the back of the back of the back of the back of the back of the back of the back of the back of the back of the back of the back of the back of the back of the back of the back of the back of the back of the back of the back of the back of the back of the back of the back of the back of the back of the back of the back of the back of the back of the back of the back of the back of the back of the back of the back of the back of the back of the back of the back of the back of the back of the back of the back of the back of the back of the back of the back of the back of the back of the back of the back of the back of the back of the back of the back of the back of the back of the back of the back of the back of the back of the back of the back of the back of the back of the back of the back of the back of the back of the back of the back of the back of the back of the back of the back of the back of the back of the back of the back of the back of the back of the back of the back of in the car there's no one else on the street. Toad trucky cars. Yeah, yeah. Toad trucky cars. Cars that move cars. Cars that move cars. Aaron suggests it's cars that move cars.

Aaron, I want to see a quick scene. This is a set of, oh, so you're going to be watching Adel and I interacting on screen. This is a new pilot called Cars Who Move Cars. It's about two tow trucks with brotherstour-tricks with brothers, but you are providing all of the sound effects for this, and you're also providing the theme song. Cool.

Hey, Derek, can I talk to you for a minute? Where are you? Yeah, Derek. Let me put down this guitar. Sure, what's up? I feel like the business is going pretty good, but there's room for improvement. Room, room, room.

Well, my brother, it looks like we're just two cars moving cars. Hey, you want to help me move this portion? All right, Adel, you're going to be the network and you're going to be giving eras some notes about the theme song for cars moving cars. Hey, Aaron Key, right? Do you not have a seat? Yeah, I think you're making this really me.

I'm sorry? Nothing. Okay, that's the kind of odd behavior I wanna talk about. Is we ask you to be the sort of fully artist for cars moving cars our pit show And we found that people aren't liking the musical choices that you've put in well here's the thing You know in TV shows where two characters just have so much sexual tension like a salmon Diane or You say salmon Diane

Yeah, Sam like that fish with that fish that I brought you salmon I hear for the big meeting my My strong boys and one girl. Thank you, Diane. And Jim and Pam, in other examples. Excuse me, I brought you this can of Pam for the big meeting. Thank you, Jim. I see, Nick and Jess.

What would this be? What would it be? Seed. Look. Morke sitcom should play Edad James. what's your favorite TV couple of all time? Oh Boo bo bo bo bo bo. Oh, this is a tough one. I really like Sam But that they're looking that you were right cheers is really hard. Yeah, yeah, it's it's a it's a moment in time when things were different Gotta be tons of room Crow

They're they're married right I Like I like mad I'm trying to think. I like Mad Men in the Woman too. Yeah. I like Plyzly and Ben a lot. Oh yeah. Helen Hunt, Paul Reiser, you couple. Mm.

Darman Greg, Coach and Dober. Darman initiative. Darman initiative. I'm initiative. Darman Camilla. Yeah, I'm having trouble thinking of who my favorite TV couple is. Oh, come on JPC.

You know you're a Rossin ratio. You know, it's gotta be nightrider and kit. Oh, I like the people from pushing daisies. You've never seen it? I love that show. Never seen it never will. Aaron, can I blow your frickin' mind right now? Sure.

You're the right answer to the rental. The car was parked on a hill. No one, yeah, no one was scared because no one was in it. And the driver knew that the car was parked and it emergency brake slid down the hill and slid off the frickin' cliff. You were correct. I thought, oh, dead, I got it, riddles.

And with that, we're gonna have JBC put down his auto trader, which he's been reading out of, and we're gonna take a quick, just like a card does. By the way, I would never use auto trader, I'm a cars.com man for life. I wanted those brothers to kiss. Oh, the pet boys' brothers? I'm gonna see you guys a link to pet boys' porn.

No. It is up setting. Is it the pet boys' porn? It's the pet boys', it's the three heads. It's the three heads, it's just talking to you. Time for a break. We'll be right back after these blemishes Hey, GPC Yeah, you're not in trouble. I just need help.

I'm, um, pranking at all. And I'm setting up a website to prank him. Um, can I just need some advice? This podcast is sponsored by Squarespace. I'm not, I'm not mad at you. We're pranking at all. Squarespace is the only one website platform for entrepreneurs to stand out and to see it online.

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Wait, what's going on with that all? Oh, nothing, nothing. I'm just setting up a very normal Squarespace website, not a prank thing. No, he's gonna shoot you. And I'm gonna use analytics, use insights to grow my business, and learn where my site visits and sales are coming from. That's pretty cool. I'm gonna improve my website and build marketing my site visits and sales are coming from. That's pretty cool.

I'm going to improve my website and build marketing strategy based on top keywords, our popular products and content on my Prank website. The Prank site too. Whoa, that's awesome, Aaron. I'm glad you're using Squarespace. Did you say what the website was for? I can't remember what the website was for. No, the website was for.

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Roar, oh reggae, I'm getting raw sick. Rawr! Rawr. Rawr. Rawr. I just rafed in my rar. That's my favorite muppet, rawr. Uh, Kevin and Susie were driving home along a highway.

Susie? No, I'm sorry. Jesus Christ. This is what happens when you only have two names. Kevin and Susie were driving along a highway. Susette, a small child strapped into the back seat, said, I feel sick. It's probably car sickness replied Susie.

We'll be stopping soon, said Kevin. Then you can get out for some fresh air. Less than 10 minutes later, Kevin. 10 minutes laser. The less than 10 minutes laser. Less than 10 minutes later, Kevin shut off the engine and they all got out of the car. But within half an hour, Susie complained, Susette has motion sickness and I do too.

Susie did not normally get car sick. What was happening? Um, she's contagious car sickness. She had spinal meningitis. She had spinalinal men and judges. It was something they ate. They went past a scug. It was something in the heater.

It was something with some junk. I did that last round. I made no sense, but I needed to find a rhyme. Sorry for wasting all of your time. Everybody's time. Wow, Aaron, that was great. And you read that off a piece of paper? I did. I wrote it off. You prepared Aaron, that was great. And you read that off a piece of paper. I did, I wrote it. You prepared that?

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There are clues. Oh, they were in a bumper car. They were in a bumper car. The doctor was the brother Was there something wrong with the car? No, no, there wasn't good guess at all When Jen felt sick. Oh fuck me. Who's Jan? Yeah, when Susie felt sick Were they all breathing fresh air? Yes? My skunk thing is stupid so the mom and the daughter were both sick. Yes.

Okay. Were they then outside the car? Yes. I think Aaron's right. I think they have food poisoning. So when Susie felt sick were they all breathing fresh air? Yes. Were they then outside the car? Altitude sickness. Altitude sickness. Altitude. Oh, the dad's a mountain and the other two are humans. The dad's a mountain. Yeah. Kevin's the mountain's a mountain and the other two are humans. The dad's a mountain, yeah, Kevin's the mountain. The dad was the mountain. Kevin and Susie were driving along a highway. Susette, their small child striped in the back seats

that I feel sick. It's probably car sickness replied. Susie will be stopping soon to sit in Kevin. Then you can get out for some fresh air. Less than 10 minutes later, Kevin shut off the engine and they all got out of the car. But within half an hour, Susie complained, Susie said, as motion sickness, and I have you too. Susie did not normally get

car sick. What was happening? But they were all out of the car. Where you complained about getting car sick. She's pregnant. I give up. The baby, Adel, you ready for this? No. You are not the father. You ready for this? No. You are not the father. Aaron. Woo! Oh, it's me. I'm the father.

You are not the father. Oh, you are the father. JPC. You are not the father. But, we took a random sampling of Aaron, Adel, and JPC's DNA, and I'm proud to admit, that is nothing. Doing that gets you nothing. Do that. Get you nothing. We wasted a lab text time and we ruined a beaker. Our three DNA put together is so awful that it burned through glass.

Our three DNA combined together is actual iguana DNA. We make it iguana. I believe it. Yeah. The three best together it really make it iguana. I believe it. Yeah. The three of us together, it really does have an evil, evil aura to it. I think if we all, if the three of us just cleared out all these mics and just fucked right here and now, we could make it iguana.

I would immediately fall asleep, but it's okay. I'd be so bored. Yeah, I'd be pretty important too. Because I like my sex, like I like my outreach. Go on. Mission. Oh, yeah, I will say during sex you're always trying to convert me. You don't remember getting these no guesses? No more guesses?

It's gotta be something they ate or it's got to be... It's not something A8. Were they both in the back seat or something? Like was it like the positioning in the car? No, it doesn't have anything to do with the positioning in the car. I will say that Suzette was actually motion sick from being in the car, but that's not the same thing that was happening to Susie. And we're sure the dead's not a mountain.

I'm not sure of that and I never will be because I refuse to look it up. Isn't Susie's out of character firmly, Miss? Susie, Susie. Oh, that's Cousette. How do you do my name Susie? These are my people in my past. No, watch, they look at nothing,

watch, nothing like you call up, describe, this is the story of my life. I'm a society, you're in a lot of commercial. We have a couple of more parties. What's happening fan of the show. I'm a fan of the show. I'm a fan of the show. I'm a fan of the show. I'm a fan of the show. I'm a fan of the show. I'm a fan of the show. I'm a fan of the show.

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Because I played Javair and whenever I didn't, I can't say it all, which is why Russell could do it. It looked like a Javair. But before as Marius would sing, no, not Marius. Can we call you Javair and Keith? John, John would say before you say another word of air I would always say hump real soft under my breath Always got a when where?

hump before you say another word So the bar was pretty low And these same people they laugh at anything it was only for me I did this bit and one of the Patreon episodes where I sing stars in a Boston accent. That's my favorite thing. It makes my friend Mackie laugh so hard. Do you have air song? Yeah. I don't remember. That's like the suicide song, right?

Yeah, when you're stars in a multitude, it's gas to be counted, fill in the darkness with order and line. I don't remember you doing that. I don't remember you doing that. I don't know what you're doing. You must have been doing it in your head while we were talking. Yeah, God be my witness. It's my favorite bit to do. Okay.

Kevin had, as he had planned, as he had planned, stopped the car in a ferry boat. Susie became C-Sick. Oh, he don't. He's pretty good. Susie had regular motion sickness and Susie technically had motion sickness, but it was the sickness of the sea.

Or as I like to call it, eating at Arby's. That was fun. The sickness of the sea. All right, ready for one? That was a pretty good riddle. Well, Addle, thank you. Thank you. And my seven minutes are up.

Goodbye, Addle. Goodbye. Goodbye. He And my seven minutes are up. Goodbye, Adel. Goodbye. Bye. He's leaving a blimp. Oh, shit. Let's make this work. Let's make this work. How do we marry these two?

How do we marry these two ideas? The blimp that's painted like a bow. That's fucking golden. Yes. We did it. We fixed it. I love it probably again. This one's called The Late Train.

Choo, choo. Susie got onto a train after traveling about 1,000 miles she got off. 1,000 miles, the train probably needed some water. No, too much. Trance. From. After traveling about a thousand miles, she got off. She arrived at her destination 45 minutes late. There had been no delays in the train and picture up on time. Why was it late?

Because of time difference. Yeah, so time differences would make 45 minutes in there. OK, Doki, already mokey. Train was pregnant. Train was pregnant. Yeah make 45 minutes in there. Okay, dokey, already mokey. Train is pregnant. Train is pregnant. Yeah, 45 minutes late. Train's fast, but. It went around a mountain.

Oh, train went around a mountain on accident, yeah. Snow. Snow, that's a good guess. Do you wanna hear some hints? Yeah. Does the lightness have anything to do with the trains having crossed from one time zone to another? Aaron, this is your question.

What do you think the answer is? No. No, it's no, of course. At the time I made a step down to the train, did it's crew expected to become late before she got off of it? Yes. The crew did expect for it to be late. Could this incident, for this reason, happen only at a particular time of year?

Yes. Okay, so I know what this is. It is, it could be not. It is, it could be not. What is it called? Murder on the Orient. A Yeti. A Yeti.

A Yeti. A Yeti. A Yeti. A Murder on the Orient. Express situation where a bunch of people go on a train. They all are connected to the same person and they all stab that person once. Also, late at night recently, I watched a video of how that Yeti doesn't work in the Disney world right anymore.

What? Why? It hasn't for a really long time. So it's that right, an animal kingdom. And it used to, the Yeti used to be like one of the biggest animatronics of all time and it would reach down and like scoop, do you know what I'm talking about,

Adam? It would like reach down, like scoop, and look like it's gonna grab you. Yeah. But the editing work is fine, but Disney World Super embarrassed about this. But because of the movement, it was messing with the structure and in order to fix it, they'd have to completely tear down

the mountain. It would be way too expensive. So instead, they added a strobe light in there. So it looks like the Yeti's moving, but really this huge animatronic that they spent so long building doesn't move at all. It's still really scary when you go through. How do they add a strobe light to make it look like it's moving, but it... It does. It looks like it's moving because you're moving. It's moving with the strobe light. It looks like... And with the sound. I don't know.

And with the drugs you took when you went to Disney? Yeah, and then when you're on acid. Yeah, I'm always tripping off my fucking balls when I'm in Disney World with kids. It's also only like three seconds long, so it's enough to, I think, mess with your brain. Hey JPC! We can all say your penis! Oh, well, it's out. See?

Yeah, they even, very brisket, of me showing my penis at Disney World. But they said they're gonna fix it eventually, but it's like a weird expensive mistake that Disney made. Yeah, Disney's hard up for the money, right? They're not making much that cash flow not going well for all Walter Disney, fuck those people. So that's the fact that I know that was boring for everyone to hear. I sometimes can't sleep.

You guys are gonna hate the answer to this riddle. Okay. During the night, I'm sorry. It's an adult just resigned. I think that you already got it because they said the time change wasn't, would not account for it. But again, I think that this is a pretty stupid answer.

But it's during the night, which was the last Saturday in March, the time was advanced from standard time to daylight savings time. The engineer gained 15 minutes during the night, but the train was still late when Amanda got off of it. How do I know what do you think? I think it's a pretty good riddle. You do? Yeah.

Daylight savings time is the answer. Daylight savings time is the answer. But the train wouldn't be late because if something was going on during daylight saving time, that would be accounted in the trip. You would be like, no, daylight saving time doesn't surprise anyone. And the fact that they were like, and also they do a little faster. Gavis, do you want to continue this rant?

You're on a phone, Aaron, you're the person who wrote this riddle, and it's two in the morning. Yeah. No, no, no, no, no, no, but also why 45 minutes? Is it just throw in the part about how they gained time? Like they were trying to go faster? Okay, please answer my question. You've kidnapped my son, and where is he? First of all, I already told you, your son has 10 hours of air left, and if you would

solve my riddle, you could get to him on time. Okay. My riddle involves you explaining yourself. Listen, man, I have a quota of riddles. I have to write. And sometimes they have to be bad and sometimes their daylight savings is the answer. Well, sometimes your Jeremy has to pay.

Okay, sure. Something he has to pay for your bad riddle. Jeremy, you have to leave the light riddles. Please, please, please. I wouldn't have as your oxygen for that, sure. He has to pay for your bad riddle. Give me some of my riddles. Please, see me. I wouldn't have your oxygen for that, Jeremy. 10 hours later, I'll be dead. Oh, boy. Your kid fucking sucks.

I know that, but he's my kid. Please, please. All riddles, hey, hey. Go, hold on. All riddles are bad. Okay, I agree. I will make you a deal. Fine.

If you swear here and now, to never again, write another riddle I will let your child go free. All right but here's the thing there's a podcast called Hey Riddle Riddle. They're running out of riddles. People will stop listening. They freak out if they don't do enough riddles. We got to write more riddles even if they're bad. Why don't they just pivot? Why don't they just keep the bones of the show? Because their name is Hey Riddle Riddle. It's twice the thing that they don't do. It's twice in their name. I listen to comedy bang bang and that shows hardly ever funny.

I've said the name just not make the podcast. These people were good at what they do. They were cheap. They were cheap. They were cheap. They were cheap. They were cheap. They were cheap.

They were cheap. They were cheap. They were cheap. They were cheap. They were cheap. They were cheap. They were cheap. They were is dead unless you stop doing riddles soon. The audio you just heard was the closing moments of Hey Riddle Riddle.

Aaron Keith, JPC, and I don't reply. I'd like to thank you for listening. We want to thank you for your patronage. We want to thank you for sending emails, but the show will cease to exist. From now on, when you download this podcast, it will be the time of day told in a sexy voice. As follows. It's noon! Oh, baby, it's noon! Welcome to noon! Oh look at that noon. Oh, what? One minute into noon. I don't know what's worse the voice or calling

a call to go on noon. I Wanted a long to go all day. There goes welcome to Like oh, I'm happy for my day. That's also the sexiest voice I can Yeah, and the best line from our cup from Independence Day. Welcome to Nude. Welcome to Nude. All right, how would I do one more? It's PM.

When PM now. Do the AM before and now in PM. This one's called office. I'm sorry, the category here, this is a new category. Office out of these. This one is called office. I'm sorry the category here. This a new category office out of these this one is called stubborn Kevin

Sounds a little bit like to dudes. I know One person sounds like to dudes you know, okay, that doesn't make any fucking sense I remember one time my dad was Talking to me about my little brother, his name happens to be Kevin. And he was like, Kevin, that Kevin, he is the most stubborn person I've ever met. And I was like, Dad, have you met you? Have you met us?

We're all the same. This is my favorite NBC drama. And have you met us? Have you met us? Stubborn Kevin. Kevin went to buy a package of standard-sized paper. We us? Have you met this? Stubborn Kevin. Kevin went to buy a package of standard-sized paper. We have a special today, a sales clerk told Kevin.

It's a better grade of paper and it's cheaper too. Kevin investigated and found that the paper on sale was the same size and color, but of a heavier weight than the paper he had in his hand. It would be less likely to jam in the printers or copiers than the paper he had chosen, and it was much less expensive. Why, therefore did Kevin decline the paper on sale and retain his original choice? Man, you have everything you need. Well, the client stands out because now I think it's the Kevin decline.

The Kevin decline? Mm-hmm. Didn't ask. Mm-hmm, nice, tonight. I want to hint because I'm always interested. Oh, Aaron's interested in the hits. Mm-hmm, nice, nice. I want to hit it because I'm always interested. Oh, Aaron's interested in the hit. I'm curious, woman.

All right, this is a stubborn Kevin. Does Kevin choose paper that was multiple-part tractor feet or otherwise special or unusual? Hold up, hold up. I don't know. What is tractor feet paper? That's just paper you feed the pigs. No, the answer is no.

So none of that shit matters because no. I like to feed the pigs to the people. Feed the paper to the pigs and the pigs to the people. And the people say, this is a paper. This is a paper. What's the sales clerk completely honest and accurate? Yes. What's the paper intended for an exotic use

that was not reasonably expected by its manufacturer such as paper mache or Analysis under a microscope. No. What a bunch of weird clues Yeah, my my guess here because I don't know the answer to this and I'm looking it up now is that the paper was already had an already writing on it or something It was like already used paper? Yeah, newspaper. Or is blank on one side and had something else on the back, I don't know. Aaron?

I'm thinking. Paper airplanes. Invisible ink. Paper. Is it invisible ink? Is it invisible ink? It was not invisible ink, that's a good guess. When you pee on paper and it shows up.

If you pee on paper and then you rub it on a jellyfish, and your nature lines is this sting. At the town, the times can be noon town. When do you think the show stopped being good? Oh, as soon as I opened my fuck boy mouth. We did an Instagram live earlier, as soon as I opened my fuck boy mouth. We did an Instagram live earlier and someone asked the question

where Aaron and JPC your first choice of co-hosts, I assume to add all. God. Add all, let's see, answer to that question. The answer is yes. I think I've talked about this before, but I- You've also talked about how you don't have a lot of friends. I don't have any friends.

Because you two are apparently, leave immediately after the recording. GPC and I talked for a while, 10 months or so about doing a show together. We sat in the room for 10 months and we were like, let's hash this out. And then we used up all the air and then we decided to bring in.

So it was purposely, it was gonna be the two of us and then we were like, errands undeniably great. We should adjust what the idea for the show is to make room for Aaron. Well, welcome to noon. Wow, welcome to noon. Damn, welcome to noon. Damn.

Are you ready for this, guys? The answer to this? Any other guesses? No. It matters what he was using the paper for. So everything about the paper's true. It's heavier, it's cheaper, better quality, doesn't jam the printer.

This is a Papa John speech. It's a Papa John speech. Better quality. Better quality, I said the in word, Papa John. No, God. That guy fucking sucks. That guy was the guy who like took away all of his employees health care because he's like,

Obamacare takes away your health care. And it's like, no, you run a pizza business. Oh, but he's gone now. He's laying in his grave. Papa John's lettery. I think we just need the answer. Okay, here's the answer. Kevin was gonna use the paper in air mail letters

to correspondents overseas. To save postage, he wanted a paper as light as possible. Even if it was expensive and occasionally jammed as printer. A quick cost-benefit analysis would tell him that the time that he uses to unjamb the printer and the less expensive cost of the paper that he's buying, it's going to net him a profit, but Kevin's a fucking idiot, so what are you going to do? You call him and say, are you okay?

Yeah, that's true, that's what you do with idiots. You call them and you ask them. Are you okay? And how many phone calls do you get a day? I'm too tired to do that. Addle your knife. You're too tired and you still find a way to tear me down. Why do you tear them down?

It should be a positive thing that it takes so much work to tear you down. It's not easy. It's not easy, but God damn, we make it look good. Addle say something mean to me so the world feels balanced again. I'm glad I invited you on the show. Oh my gosh, oh no, my heart had hurt. It hurts.

Oh no, I think you have heart disease. It changed my life. He also left me to do world news. Oh my god. You ate all that salt. I didn't eat all the salt. He right about me eating all the salt. Speaking of salt, let's go play in the salt box, but change a few letters around. Would you like to change those letters around and make it the sandbox?

The segment that we do on the show? Yeah, that's why we do that. Hey, Aaron and JPC, grab your shovel, record buckets. Okay, because we're going to the beach. Are you sure? Are you serious? No, wait, we're going to have to go to the beach. Wait, what's you mother fucker sandbox? No no no I You said beach vacation. That's what you said

The beach this is not about you this is me popping out I bought a new boogie board. We love to be at the sandbox. We are very mad at Adel right now because of what he promised us. Just to describe Aaron right now, she's holding a boogie board. She has one dollop of suntan lotion on her nose. I have an old-timey bathing suit on. And a look of disappointment on my face. I brought a pre-sun for everyone. Oh, we're back on top. Oh, good.

OK. Aaron, what is an old-timey bathing suit? You know exactly what I mean. Old-timey few airs like 91. I would like to ask. Down to my knees. Blue and white stripes down to knees as you're being lean back by a sailor who's kissing you in Times Square. I know who I am. Welcome Sandy. We got a sandbox segment. We're so happy to have you.

I'm happy to be here. It's great to be back. There's a little noise you made you in like you were exhausted. Like you have the weight of the world on your shoulders. Well, listen, rewind 30 seconds and then he'll know I. You dragged me out of my house. That's right. Literally, because we're going to the beach. Having to stay in the North of my family,

and you dragged me out, you're like, it's time for the sandbox. I don't know why I said we're going to the beach when a sandbox is in a playground. Is it a playground? No one knows why you said that. You know, you couldn't even say that. It's a portable beach that you bring to the suburbs. No one knows why you said that. No one knows why you said that. You know, you couldn't even say it.

It's a portable beach that you bring to the suburbs. A sandbox at the beach is just driftwood. You could have named this segment after going to the beach. There is sand there as well. But your name's not beach-wise. What? It's called the sandbox because its name is Sandby. Let's start the best segment.

I think what Sandby's saying is there's also San that the beach. Yeah. This thing, the name of the segment could have been grease too. I like that one. Here we go. There's no San Diego grease too. Hold on, that's only a grease one.

Sanity, thank you so much for coming by. What a great segment. This has been. We always love it. You could buy and give us these bread teasers. I'm ready. I've got more stuff for you. So I'm going to switch it up a little bit

from the last few times and we're going to do music instead of movies. You know, for some music, right? We just talked about Greece too. So of course we're up for music. Name two songs from Greece too. Reproduction and bull tonight. Go fuck yourself.

That's right. That's the movie you're doing the best. Three songs. Well, you saw my first joe piss compose best work. Okay. So here's the way That's right. That movie doesn't touch. That's three socks. Well, you solved my first job. Piscopo's best work. Okay, so here's the way this puzzle works. I'm going to give you a band and a song from a different band and you're going to tell me how they go together.

So for example, if I said ACDC and Jail House Rock, Elvis Presley, you would say, highway to Elvis Presley. Ooh say highway to Elvis Presley. Oh, with me. Oh, okay. I get it, but I'm not with you. I'm going to be very bad at this matter. I just know. Okay, go ahead. Here's your first one.

Okay. The Beatles and Crazy in Love. What are some popular Beatles songs? I want to hold your hand and Beyonce. Beyonce. All you need is love. Got me looking. Got me looking. Okay. Okay. So Beyonce has to be the second part of it. So what song would let it Beyonce? Let it Beyonce. Wait, works. Was that not the answer? No's the answer there might be others. Oh, okay. Okay. Got you. It's the one I came up with. It's the one you

The Beatles had about what you know You got it's all good hits. Yeah, they had yeah, how many times did they sing about Start with me. Bees. They were singing about bees rain Rain be Octopus is which are bees for the water. Here's another one Octopuses which are bees for the water. Here you go. Here's another one. Hotline bling, is that still relevant? And I mean what's relevant? Yeah, our last hogs and Billy Ray Cyrus. Oh, I got it. I don't know if it's if it's my heart. My Draky Dr. K. It's very close to that.

Don't drink my heart my achy dr. K. Heart. What is it? No, it's it's don't break my heart my achy Dr. K. Heart. It's Dr. K. Braky heart. My dr. K. Braky heart. Yeah. And we don't we didn't hold on.

We didn't get a that works or that would work on any of those. It's no specifically that one is Dr. K. Braky. Oh, that was called my that one is drakey breaking. It's on isn't called oh That was called my that was called my drakey bricky Okay, okay, they're rules JPC. What does this song? I don't know the song? It's called a key break. It's just called a key Bricky heart got you break at the beginning and you get drakey breaking you put your it the beginning My drakey break

What if Billy Ocean and call me maybe? Carly Raidson. What's Billy Ocean? Carabin Queen. Carabin Queen of the Night. Carabin, I'm... No, that's not the right Billy Ocean song. That's the wrong Billy Ocean song.

How many fucking Billy Ocean songs can there be? That's a wrong Billy Ocean. How many fucking Billy Ocean songs can there be? That's a good one though. It's a good one though. It's a good one though. It's a good one though. It's a good one though. It's a good one though. It's a good one though. It's a good one though.

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I know you want to say pocket full crypt tonight. No, I want to say two princes. You two princes. You two princes. Yeah. Spin doctors are a big part of the show. Yeah. As per our Jess and Mac. Mack, we talked about that.

I didn't know the name of that song because it shouldn't be called two princess. It should be called just go ahead. Just go ahead now. Yeah. Um, how about this one? I don't know if you're going to know the, you'll know this one for sure. No, we know two songs from Greece to we know the collective. The collective three of us know two songs from Greece to here.

You go friends and low places is the song and the band is the Archie's oh Garth Brooks and done so that was dolly part and the Archie's had a very famous hit jug head wait did the Archie sing the friends theme song no that's the no the three members a bunch of claps the room that was just a bunch of claps but I had to but I had to show my kids friends last night for the first No, the Shink members are a bunch of claps. That's the reminiscence. That was just a bunch of claps. But I had to show my kids friends last night for the first time. Oh, you had to.

We had to watch it. Were they in good reason for it? They were kids of TV. All of them, would you like to know why? Yes. I went to a sitcom party this weekend, where we got a script for a sitcom Christmas episode, and we re-enacted it.

And the one that I was in with my wife and my son and my daughter was friends. The Christmas episode, I don't know if you remember, with the holiday armadillo. Yeah. Yeah. Remember. Unfortunate, right? We all know. I'm just upset. Is that the one that they watched? So then we came home in the next day. They were like, let's watch a sitcom. And I said, what are you? Who asked to watch a? Oh, you want to watch the episode that we recreated. So we watched the we watched the and then we want to see Ross try and put on leather pants right and get stuck yeah all kids want that what did they think they loved it another way on a

watch online season seven or pepper many ten ten seasons of friends okay to say nine would be ignorant no because once Paul Rudd comes into the mix it's garbage the season the ten season they all made a million dollars for episode. Would you like me to go take 12 million dollars away from Matt Leblanc? Like it just never happened? It's all going up. No, it's not anymore.

Is that a thing you can do? I would love to take $24 million away from Matt Leblanc. You've been begging for an excuse to ask for me. And that one, that baseball eat movie came out. Matt, do not make me come to where you are. Take 24 million from you, my man. Leblanc check is what they call because he has all that money Well guess which character I played You're a total ross you played feed. No, no, no, no

Ross is what I thought I should play to and then I was like you know what I'm gonna I'm gonna challenge myself. I want for Chandler. You want for Chandler? Yeah, well, and then warned because my wife played every Ross in this world. I want for Chandler. You want for Chandler? Wow. Well, I never warned because my wife played... Every Ross in this world thinks he's a Chandler. Let me just say that. I don't know. Just different than I don't. Every Ross thinks he's a Chandler.

That's not the biggest truth. I know. No, the funny likeable one. That does the quips. Your ass is a pale angel. I know the answer now. I've got the theme song to friends and local Let's song must have a name

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Gar. Gar. The R.T. Sing. Oh my god. Yeah, we need a better hint. Stop whistling a song and tell us. Wait, wait, wait.

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You just blew Drake from ever coming out our show. We'll never get Drake now. All right, I'm ready. I'm too sexy with you B40. Boy, these are really good. That's right. Red said Fred. Red, right said Fred wine. I'm too sexy with you be 40 Red right said Fred wine. Yeah, right said Fred Fred wine Fred red wine is Fred Fred

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That stays in. Would it be nice? No. It surprised me and I helped it in many times. I got one for that. Air and just sneezed. So it's God bless you only knows where I'd be without you. I guess dude.

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Hard attack, attack, attack, attack. 100,000,000. Mama Oli, we need to vote on the bill. I got it. Moving out, cast. Moving out, cast. I can buy moving out in up 10 girl. So it's moving out, cast.

That's great. That's my favorite. Thank you. Are there any more? Can we maybe have a bonus? Sure. We maybe have a bonus. Can we have a bonus? No, can we maybe have a bonus? We have a bonus. No, those are all the bands and songs that are good.

Could possibly get a good. Real quick, before we do the last one, can I do a quick segment? Sure. I guess it's just a, this guy should talk about this on a segment. Yeah, it's your fucking show. Garth Brooks was actually my first concert I ever want to. What was everyone's first concert? Okay, so I've had this question before.

First concert or first like cool concert? Like, first concert? Okay, so I've had this question before. First concert or first like cool concert? Like first concert ever. So Garth Brooks, I went, my mom and dad took me, it was the Ohio State Fair, and I was probably six or something, and all I remember is the Thunder Rolls, because like there was a lot of mood lighting,

and like a deep rumble base. So that was the first concert that I was taken to that I saw. My first cool concert where I like paid my own money was Puff Daddy and the family with Bus Rhymes open. Nice. That had to be a bad show. No, it was a little Kim and his mace.

It was the whole crew. I don't know, mace was there. Oh, it was there. It was very bad. The first concert I ever went to was Ray Charles. I was like four or five. I was young and I played with a penny on the floor, the whole time. So if I had said the first full concert,

what would be your answer? So I mean like Ray Charles is cool as hell. It's cool, but it's like I didn't get to see that concert. I was playing with a penny on the floor. It was bored and I was a little kid. The first concert that I like was excited about and went to my choice. No, it was my dad when I was in like I was a little kid. The first concert that I was excited about and went to my choice, no, was my dad, when I was in like seventh or eighth grade,

took me to Aerosmith with Toul opening up. And what a combo. Not into Toul, but was super into Aerosmith, because my dad liked Aerosmith, and it was great. There's a fun concert. Well, because love and an elevator. Well, yeah, because my dad fell in love with an elevator. Famously.

And it's all made me tell the story. So here's my dad. Here? I'm trying to, I think this is a embarrassing. I think just the chiefs, I think my family went off in the Irish band. Oh, yes, it says. The proclaimers.

Yeah. We went to that, I think a lot when I was like elementary school age. But then my first cool one, I'm trying to think of like it was my taste in music and I decided to go. Maybe like 13 like, Virginia Spector, Augusta or Andrew Bird or something. I became friends with the drummer for Guster. Shut up. Brian Rosenwarchs.

Can you stop it? That does, that sounds like four fake names. Brian Rosenwarchs. Sandy, what about you, first concert? Gilmastern. Actually, it's been mentioned on this list. You wanna guess? ACDC.

Carlyrie Jepsen. Jepsen, it was two years ago. It was last night on Scarlyrie Jepsen. My first two concerts were stadium concerts of Billie Jell with my parents. Nice. And that was really cool. And I think I saw another time on my own.

Yes, and the- Why, you just, yes, added yourself. What an improviser. I got as far as I got. Free tickets to see Billy Joel at Madison Square Garden, like four years ago. We were like third row. And I was like, this will be fine.

Billy Joel's fine And it ended up being one of the best concerts ever been to because every song I was like, oh, yeah I forgot he sings everything right like I was like all the two songs and I was like I know 45 of these songs Right and I also set this is very close to Kevin James who's in a row really this story has been nothing but bragging It was very cool. I don't I think that that wouldn't be that cool. I think that would be a terrible smell. Well now you just not... Smell like Paul Farts success. Okay, well, what was that?

Success smells terrible. Said it smelled like Paul Farts. Anyone? Am I right? Did he write Paul Blart? He was in it. He was? Oh my god.

He used a titular blart. Stop it. Stop. I caught god. He was the titular Stop I caught a drum stick from his drummer the Billy Joel the third I thought you but you cut the ice cream a drum stick from Kevin James He was probably that let that go I like on HPV from His last one, okay I believe I can fly Peter Paul and Mary are the magic on the mountain. What's the other California dream?

No, that's how are Kelly's that's not the poppers. Wait, what was the Peter Paul Mary? Peter Paul Mary. What's the other one that they do? It's not it's on

California Dreamman and it's not tough to match a track. What's the other one that they do? It's not it's on California dream moon and not the match of dragon. What's the name of the band who does that song? Which song puff the lunch of dragon our Kelly is the other one. Yes. Thank you bless you bless you Kelly Kelly Bless you air. Well, you know all the syllables God bless you only knows where I'd be without you care our Oh bless you Aaron. Well you know all the syllables are Kelly. God bless you, it only knows where I'd be without you, Kurt. Our Kelly. Our Kelly, both of the syllables are in the thing.

It's just the last syllable of Kelly. Lee. Our Kelly, leave it to be your song. Leave in on a jet plane. There you go. Wow. Okay, leave in on a jet plane. I would say John Denver is my favorite version of that song.

It's probably why I didn't come to my. I think our Kelly's version is great. Okay. I'm happy. That opinion doesn't age well. Trapped on a jet plane. There's a part 20. A YouTube video of John Denver and Cass Elliott from the mom is in the pop of singing, leaving

on jet plane in it. We'll sue you. I promise. Okay. Okay. Okay. Thank you for nothing. And thanks for nothing. And thank you for nothing and thanks for nothing and thank you for nothing. And didn't John Denver crash on a jet. I've had just about enough of this. Sorry, keep

bragging. Didn't John Denver die on a plane? Smugs, smugs, smugs. Yeah, maybe don't watch that video. Well, the seagulls are calling you back to the ocean. Sandy, thanks so much for stopping by. Because I'm a bird. Sandy, before birds take you back to the ocean. Sandy, thanks so much for stopping by. Because I'm a bird. Sandy, before birds take you back to the sea, is there anything, is there anything new that you've been up to anything that you would like to plug? Actually, the last time I was on IT's last secret project that I was able to be able to talk about the next appearance. And now I can talk about it, except it's, it's almost over. It all happened in the month between.

So this will come on 2022. By the time you hear this maybe there'll be another one. I teamed up with Field Notes which is a local local company that make little notebooks and we made an ARG which is an ultimate reality game. So we've been running this online puzzle hunt for the last month. That's about to wrap up. That's amazing. It's very cool. I'm sure you can go back and it's still all going to be online forever, and you can solve all the puzzles yourself if you want. Working people see you do a Friends Tube Room? My friends living room.

Great. Or Matlabong's apartment. Great. And that's called a sitcom. It is. It is now. And when you say your friends living room, you mean your living room is a shrine to the show friends?

Right. Right. Right, right. Yeah. And when you say your friends living room, you mean your living room is a shrine to the show friends Right right yeah, um, and then I'm on Twitter at pz.lr where I post puzzles daily Warning it makes you mostly angry if you are dumb like me. Oh, yeah I tried a couple of these things that I was like no fucking way I do think that and this is no fault of yours, but there are some people that comment on them that are pretty smug, and it's, okay, smug people, comment, you call the puzzler Twitter. We get it, your smart and cool.

Yeah, you're jealous. You're jealous. Oh, I would do it. If I knew it, I would be so fucking smug out there. Well, how do they express their smugness? Just by no way. Yeah. So, answering it correctly.

There are people that will post, because you do sequence puzzles, and they'll post a clue to the sequence, and then someone will comment on it, and they'll be like, you're getting closer, and then they'll say another word of the sequence, and it's like, hey, buddy, I don't need your help doing this puzzle. I have to see.

Hold on, I'm going to grab some of these people's names and docs. Let me dox the fuck out of them right now No, but I do love it. I follow you and them. They're very very Difficult for stupid like me. Well, I think the problem is that you you see one and and it's maybe like a really hard one And then you think well these are gonna be impossible and then you go to the next one you think well I clearly can't possibly solve this one But really, it just, they're not always that hard. Once you see that one, it's so satisfying. It's so satisfying.

And I have cracked a couple. And do you do them like the New York Times crossword where they get easier throughout the week? Yes. I definitely get harder throughout the week. Right, right. I definitely make Mondays intentionally easy. Mondays almost always follow the pattern of

Here's a list of words the same word can go before it or after it Mm-hmm, like to like this Monday I did words that could go before the word life and then that was the pattern you just had to figure out another word It's like so cold You got a dad. Oh, nice. Good job But then they get real common harder and I wouldn't say to get progressively harder throughout the week But they definitely are easier on Mondays awesome. We'll check it out the mystery league and that was at PLZR Nope, nope, hold on that's pleaser

PLZR is mine Twitter for widowers Hold on they need the police Sandy, thank you so much for stopping by. Thank you. Yay, thank you. Fuck you, before, hey, break, break, break, go. Thank you, Sandy.

Thank you, Salty. Thank you, Salty, Sandy. And we'll see you in the news. Sure. Thank you, Salty. All right, JPC. You know, it would be pretty sweet if you hit us with a listener. Yes, it was fucking me.

You submitted. Ready. Riddle. Okay, this listener submitted riddle comes from Paul Dewey, and they say, hello, my name is Paul Dewey. Well, I already said that, Paul, so. And tell Paul Kiwi and Paul Dewey. Fuck you. Really? That's what we're gonna do

I know paal do we and I know paal you You know I don't follow you got him so sorry Duck tails whoo I'm an as wife are going out for a date. He's why they've been planning this for months And the husband has gotten his entire outfit specified just for him Let's go get dessert first Kevin Kevin says. How about some pie? Sounds amazing, Susie says. Rates to the card like we used to.

He doesn't answer. Oh, I hate that part. I hate this trouble. He doesn't answer, but instead begins running. After a few steps, his shoe breaks and he falls to the ground and pain. She was chocolate. Forget pie, I want to sink my teeth into some cobbler. Why does he suddenly want cobbler? Because the shoe broke. Once a cobbler to fix the shoe. Cobblers make shoes,

Dan DeLos studied shoe making cobbler. Because he sees blood and a rant remind him of cobbler. Is the man not used to running? No, he still runs on a regular basis. Where the man's shoes recently worked on. Yes. Shoes were wooden cobbler. Yeah, Adela basis. Where the man's shoes recently worked on. Yes. Shoes were wooden cobbler. Yeah, Adela is correct. The man's shoes were repaired by a cobbler. I do have to do a full stop on you, Adela. Do you think cobblers only repair wooden shoes? And do you think wooden shoes are still a thing?

Yeah, okay. Everybody in Dutch land were wood shoes? Yes, Dutch land. This man's Dutch. Okay, so there's, Oh, wrong, but this is it. The we don. Okay, so there's, Oh, wrong with this. But we don't know where to begin. Ski's are wood shoes.

Edel, if I categorized you as the adult. It's a big difference now. If I categorized you as an adult idiot, would that be correct? No. I have the mentality of a 12 year old. The man shoes were just prepared by his cobbler and has become angered by them breaking.

Now that he's fallen because of a broken shoe, he wants to go commit assault on this cobbler and has become angered by them breaking. Now that he's fallen because of a broken shoe, he wants to go commit assault on this cobbler. Also, there's a good chance that Kevin's accountable. This guy got angry at his shoes for breaking. What are his shoes? Jimmy Fallon? Oh, boy. Oh my God.

What are his shoes? Aaron and a world new show. I don't break in world news shows. Yes, you do. You always do. You only break it. You two idiots all the time. We're a big part of those shows.

I would just like to say thank you to Paul Dewey. He says love the podcast. Thanks so much Thank you. Thank you. Thank you both. Sorry JBC. I cut you off now. Just Paul Dewey. He gives a fire I have a scene idea. I would like to see what's all pitch R3 scene ideas I know a vote of people I would like to see a scene between the two of you At a JBC you're an old-timey coplar and Adel, you're going into just really rip them apart. Okay, my idea for the scene is that the two of you are a couple that used to race to the car.

Okay, my idea for the scene is Aaron, you picture a scene where I'm a very old coplar and Adel is coming into Ritme a new one. this is a story that never is this is a story never And I'm a revenge on the whole cobbler. Okay, uh, Aaron's here and so old-timey cobbler, and I'm gonna chew him up Listen here You there, oh let me hold on you now. Let me get my glasses on You there. Oh let me hold on to you now, let me get my glasses on and look at you. Yes, I was in here last week and got a pair of wooden shoes and they broke while I was racing my wife to the car.

Oh, I'm your majesty. I didn't recognize you as a king of Dutch land. Yes, and my car, I mean horses, a carriage drawn by horses. Yes, it's where it's the past. It's the very distant past. Now give me three reasons why I shouldn't have you be headed. One, I fall in love with you two, you're like a dream come true, three, and now it's play doozy, the yoli, only one for me, and four, for peace, dinner, walk through three, five, I'm making me and for For peace, dead of war through three Five, I'm making shoes for you I said three reasons, you never get five

And if you end up the song you realize I have bags you would do a trap door Oh no! Oh no! I'm so happy that you did my scene Alright, how do we do your scene? Alright, ready? Okay. Bae-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e- You did my scene. I gotta will you will do your scene. All right ready. Okay

What what What What do you want I want that and then also come here what You're a little face. Hey can I tell you something?? You're like a dream come true Just want to be Repeat steps raise to car I'm making a car of fun. You make the car of fun, Frances? All right, it's easy.

All right, let's see JPC scene. JPC, I want to see a scene with you and Adel. And JPC, I want you to be an old-timey coplar. Adel, I want you to go in and really tear him apart. Okay, I hate this podcast. You can email this podcast at HRRpodcasts.gmail.com. What about Twitter and Instagram? We don't have them yet.

Oh my God. Why would? Do it. Err, Jesus Christ. Sorry. You can find us at Heyward or Rital on Instagram and Twitter. We will also will never be on Snapchat because we don't understand it.

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It is really fun. If you are a fan and you are there, be sure to say hi. Send me a message on Instagram saying they wanted to come up to us last night and have a sign their ticket, but they got too nervous. Don't be nervous. We will do, no, we won't do whatever you want, but we'll talk to you and we'll be nice. Yeah, and have a sign their ticket, but they got too nervous. Don't be nervous. We will do, then we won't do it everyone, but we'll talk to you and we'll be nice. Yeah, and we'll sign your ticket. Yeah, also your ticket.

We had a man from Toronto who came last night. Two brothers came. One, I don't think, listened to the podcast, but they were both nice. I'm just someone's brother. Yeah, please. Don't think I'm a fan. I'm not a fan. I'm just a man's brother.

One of my favorite things is, before a world news show there with somebody I met, who was a, it was two people who were a fan of Magic Tavern. And there's a third person with them. And the two people were like, oh, we love Magic Tavern. And so like, thank you for saying hi. I'm like, yeah, of course. And then the third person made a point to come up to me and they went, sorry, I don't know who you are.

Oh my God. I don't know who you are. I was just stopping to say, how do these people, I don't give a shit. And if you're looking for someone else who doesn't give a shit, you can follow me on Twitter, at JPSoFly, or an Instagram at SharkBarkman. And where can people follow you?

Aaron, keep 10 on Instagram. It's private, but you can still follow me. I just don't want all my exes to see my new photos. Yeah, it's not about you guys, it's about my exes. Well, it's an air and your new photos. My new photos, lots of pictures of my niece. And that's basically it. No, your new photos! Hey, Rift, Rift, Rift, come on! Vocal created by M.O.B. Cargamus and M.O.N. Dabore. My dude, before I hit Rift O'Brit.