Hey Riddle Riddle - #360: Boingy Boingy Bunga Bunga

Episode Date: June 11, 2025

We have to talk about Bruno so that's why we don't get to riddles for a good long while. But we make up for it by introducing a new segment! We've added a show in the Twin Cities, Atlanta & Nashville, so come see us on tour!Starring:Adal RifaiJohn Patrick CoanErin KeifEditing by: Casey ToneyTheme by: Arne ParrottLogo by: Emily Kardamis & Emmaline MorrisWant more? Get Weekly Bonus Eps on Patreon!JPC's Guided Meditations Volume 1, available now at our Patreon digital store!Want merch? Visit our Dashery Store!Want to mail us something? Hey Riddle Riddle 6351 W Montrose Ave #267Chicago, IL, 60634Want to leave us a voicemail? Call (805) RIDDLE-1 or (805-743-3531)Want to advertise on the show? Check out Hey Riddle Riddle via Gumball.fmThis episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/RIDDLE and get on your way to being your best self.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is a head gum podcast. One. Two. Three. Does anybody else miss the clap? Yes, clap if you want. You can clap. Like when they used to call like STDs the clap.

Because people used to give you a round of applause when you got it because they were so proud of you for having sex don't put this before the episode no I don't hate Okay, so this is the space. This is pretty much your whole area. You'll be able to kind of do, you know, whatever it is that you need to do on a daily basis here. And then this is the bell. So just it's one ring for one, two rings for two, three, you know, and so on.

12 for 12, obviously, and then it kind of starts over again. We don't do like military time. It's just, yeah, so any questions for me or? Okay, dibs on the top bunk. Oh, damn it. The bell. Yes. Do we just hear that or does the whole town hear that?

Yes, you're gonna wanna hit it real loud. Hit it hard, hit it loud. It's gonna or does the whole town hear that? Yes, you don't want to hit real loud hit it hard hit it loud It's gonna be for the whole town because everybody needs to know kind of what time it is. Okay And if we miss a time, it's not a big deal, right? Yeah, it's a huge deal. It's a huge deal You still yeah a lot of stuff runs on time People aren't really able to keep track of time themselves. That's kind of the whole idea of the position is for bell house. And if we're like feeling a little tired

and we don't wanna pull the bell string cause that's like heavy, what if we just went bong bong bong bong, bong bong bong bong. Okay, so it's just a chime for one and a chime and two chimes for two. What you just did is nothing. We're not going to be using... No, it's one... Dun dun dun...

Dun dun dun dun... That's eight o'clock. Yeah, that's several different tones though. So this is going to be a one-tone bell. Okay, what if I went... Monotone. Bong, bong, bong, bong, bong, bong, bong, bong. A little disturbing that you're using your fingers to count. Really was hoping...

Really was hoping that we would... you know what, that's fine. As long as you do it eight times for eight o'clock and you don't ever miss an hour, that's great. And you said we're doing military time, so like 24. No, I said we're not doing military time. It's just gonna be 12 and it resets on the 12th. I do have to ask the person who had this job before us, what was their fate?

Did they retire or? Great question. You are looking at him. Whoa. Yeah, I got surgery, so it fixed kind of the big hunch. What hunch? Yeah, thank you. What?

No. Well, you saying that makes me think the surgery didn't work. What? Well, you said hunch first, right? Oh, god. Oh, god. I hope you said hunch first. I don't know.

I don't remember. I can't remember. Um, you know. Does anyone have a mirror? Because I paid a surgeon a lot of money. I would love to just get a second. Quick, break all the mirrors. Quick, break all the mirrors.

Ah! Can I just ask another question? Yeah. Say we sort of, because we're in Paris, I just ask another question? Yeah. Say we sort of, because we're in Paris, right? We're in Aux Paris. Yes, this is a gay Aux Paris. Yes.

And we want to go out. We want to have some drinks. Yeah, yeah. And we want to, like, I don't know, party a little. Come back here. We can sleep like 14 hours, and it's not a big deal. So no, you can't leave ever here. Yeah.

This is where you live and stay. So we can wake up every hour? I mean, there's two of you. Is that why you look like shit? There's two of you. I assumed you would do like shifts or something. I don't think you both have to be. Oh, you're a married couple?

No, her name is Honey. My name's Honey. This is Honey Boo Boo? Yep. I'm sort of trying to rebuild my life after a spout of internet fame. About, not a spout. Felt like both.

And you're the cash me outside girl, what's her name? How about that? Bahad Baharby. Yes, Bahad Baharby, that's you, yes. I think, or bad, the had. She was on Dr. Phil. I assumed that the two of you, she is right here, I assumed that the two of you took this job

because you didn't want to exist in society anymore. You kind of wanted an escape from society, kind of like me and my humpback. Oh, why did you come to Paris? Oh, you're the humpback guy, what humpback? Shit. My name's Quasimodo. I mean, certainly.

Quasimodo. You're a full Modo. Don't talk about my friend that way. You're a full Modo. What did you do on the internet 10 years ago? I was the original chocolate rain guy. That's way more than 10 years. Yeah, that's like 20, by the way.

Like 20 years ago. Right, right, right. And you know, I think what if- Hay's zingah? Hay's zedingo. I think that's a brand of chicken. Quasimodo, I'm having so much fun. What if we made this entire episode this intro?

What if we never really left the intro? Episode? Yeah. What if we made really left the intro? Episode? Yeah. What if we made this a musical episode? Oh my God, wait a second. Oh, you're gonna kill me. You said intro and I'm like looking around, I'm like, this is Hey, Roodo Vertal.

This is the podcast Hey, Roodo Vertal. Yeah, but we just, it's like 804, so we missed the bell while you were talking to us. Is it too late to make it up? Bong, bong, bong, bong. So that's four, so you said 8.04. Bong, bong, bong, bong. Shit, we're doubling bong.

We're double up on our bongs. All right, well now it's 12. Here come the potheads. The potheads are racing up the bell tower. Bong. Now it's 12. Everybody just go with it. It's 12.

Relax, it's 12. It's gonna get dark. It's gonna get dark a little later today. Hey, welcome to Hey, Red Inverted. This is podcast Hey, Red Inverted Live. Seven minutes in. It's JBC and there's Erin over there. Yeah, yeah.

It is one of the things that in medieval times, if you woke up in between hours, you'd be like, shit, I have to wait one to 59 minutes to know what time it is and what's going on. I mean, people are probably so late or so early to everything those days. Would it be important what time it was? Like, because I'm assuming since it was so hard

to keep track of time, it wouldn't be as necessary. People wouldn't be like, let's all meet at 1230, you know? Yeah, they'd be like. How do you meet up with people? Either sun up or sun down. Those are the two meet up times. Yeah. Ah, that's awful.

Depending on how you sleep, yeah. What if you want to go see Thunderbolts with your friend and you're trying to communicate when you want to go? Ooh. And what did they do for Google Maps? They didn't even have MapQuest. Oh my god. How did they do for Google Maps? They didn't even have MapQuest. Oh my God. How did they get around?

They had cock-a-doodle-doodle maps, which is a rooster will scream in the general direction you should head. Now- Dream job alert. We brought up maybe doing a musical episode and I had a musical question for the two of you. I guess it's not really a musical question

now that I'm thinking about it, but- Sing it. Well, I have a musical question now that I'm thinking about it. Sing it. Well, I have a musical question. My question for you is there are certain names that are singular. I don't think that there will ever be another famous Beyonce. I can probably stake my claim on that, right? Maybe in 300 years, there's a painter whose first name is Beyonce. I don't think there'll ever be another musical artist.

Maybe, okay, maybe not another musical artist. But do you think within like, you said 300 years, do you think within, I don't know, like the next like 20 years, we'll have another celebrity named Beyonce? Oh, sweetie, you think we're gonna make it 20 years? Well, me and you know, but Erin is a little younger than us.

Okay, well, so then I was thinking of names that are kind of like, I don't know, less common and singular. And I have a name that I want to throw out to you guys and I want you to tell me what your, who your go-to is when I say this name. Okay. Okay. Bruno. Bruno Mars. Bruno Mars. Yeah. You're gonna say Bruno Mars as well, Eric? I was gonna say Bruno Mars as well, but I was thinking about, we don't talk about Bruno. I think that there's a younger generation that's gonna associate Bruno with inconto.

I think there's a slightly older generation than us that's gonna associate Bruno with, God, die hard. Bruce Willis. Why? Because of Bruno, his musical act. He was Bruno, like the Hudson Hawk era Bruce Willis. Huh?

You guys know about, you guys know about Bruce Willis' musical career, right? He plays blues and he plays the harmonica. He goes under the stage name Bruno? Yeah. Oh no. I didn't know that. Well, I guess it being slightly older, I thought for sure Addle would know this.

I've seen clips of him play and he usually wears like a weird like a pork pie hat and plays harmonica a ton. But I never, I thought he was just introduced as Bruce Willis. Okay, so you've never seen this album cover from 1987, Bruce Willis is the return of Bruno. That's a great picture. That's so funny. Well, Bruce Willis is a very handsome man,

but yeah, The Return of Bruno is a 1987 comedic film, originally aired as a one hour special on HBO, later released on VHS. It's a mockumentary starring Bruce Willis as a Cis Fictitious, it's like his, um, what's the, what's the country singer? Oh, no, the country singer that has his like alter ego. Uh, Chris Gaines, Chris Gaines, yes. To Chris Gaines. So I think there's a generation with that. I associate Bruno, if someone were to say Bruno, I guess Bruno Mars is probably around the same time with the Sacha Baron Cohen character Bruno.

Which I don't think I ever saw the movie, but I was a big fan of the Ali G show. Mm-hmm. So I feel like there was, but I was like really into that in like high school, so I feel like that's my association with Bruno, but I feel like there's, depending on who you ask and at what time, we're gonna have like a lot of different like takes

on like a famous Bruno, but then like I don't know any like Bruno's personally. Do you guys know any Bruno's? No. I wish. I don't really know that many people. Yeah, I just know like six or seven people. And none of them have fun names. Is there are there any other like names like that that you think are like singular and I guess it's like shared Madonna like the people that actually have like names

like like a but I'm like I'm trying to think if there's like another person who I would only associate that name with a celebrity. You know what's so interesting of a name that is gaining in popularity that I've met like three little boys is Elvis. Like that just now, people are naming their kids Elvis. Is this real? Yeah. There's a lot of, you know three,

you just said that you don't know any people and you know three little boys named Elvis? One is a woman on the internet who has a baby boy named Elvis. And the other two I've met two, and the other two I've met two, like a three year old and a baby named Elvis. Wow. Addle, what's, you said you had one?

I have one, I think, I didn't kick it around too hard. Sufjan. Oh. Yeah. S-U-J-F-J-A-N, Sufjan Stevens. I don't really know a lot of other Sufjans. I never met another Sufjan. Yeah. Remember when you met another Adol,

and he was absolutely nonplussed by it? It was the wildest thing. In a Dunkin' Donuts. Ah! Where all great things happen. Where all great things happen. It was almost like the Bort episode of Simpsons. Yeah.

You guys, hate to compliment you right before we get into Reynolds, but I was sort of working out some travel for all of our tour dates later this year, and I got really excited thinking about hanging out with you in all these cities. I kinda had a moment of- Aaron, are you gonna ride the train with me?

Are you gonna ride the train with me? Yeah, I'm gonna ride the a moment of- Erin, are you gonna ride the train with me? Are you gonna ride the train with me? Yeah, I'm gonna ride the train with you. Yay, Erin's gonna ride the train with me. Adel, you gonna ride the train with me? Sing it. Come on, ride the train. That's a song. I was honestly, I was like,

I thought you wanted crazy train for a second. I was like, yeah, I guess that is my train song. I'm making a note on my phone right now to buy train tickets. I sent you the one that I'm, I'm excited. I love riding the train. I've ridden the train on the East coast. I've ridden the train in the Midwest.

He's mostly excited about the train stuff. I do like the train. I've never ridden the train in the Pacific Northwest. I've never been to the Pacific Northwest. So that's probably why I've never ridden the train there. But I'm really excited to ride the train. I'm really excited about that. I think it's to the Pacific Northwest. So that's probably why I've never ridden the train there. But I'm really excited to ride the train. I'm really excited about that. I think it's gonna be really pretty.

And I also, you guys are gonna, no excuses because we have a little extra time. You guys are gonna come to hang them with me. And we're all gonna hang out. I will get a meal at your family home. That's that. Yes. I can't wait to see what your parents, and it doesn't have to be anything special

But I am a vegetarian and I do that'll be easy They love to cook and they're gonna be so excited to have you in the house. I wonder if it'll backfire though I'll bring a suit. I think I'll bring a suit so I can wear a suit to dinner at Soup I think I'll bring a soup. You know when you show up to a dinner party and you bring a soup? I got like, I just can't wait. It's gonna be so fun. Now, Aaron, did you say the very first Dunkin' Donuts

is in not to get stuck on Dunkin'? It's in Quincy. It's pretty close to where I grew up, so we can go. I've been there already. I've been to Aaron's house before, so. Oh, that's right. On your road trip. Erin, is there like a plaque or like a little

informational tour or something? It's a different sign. It's like the old Dunkin' Donuts font. I can't remember what the old Dunkin' Donuts font was. No, it's like old, old, like 60s. I'll send you a picture, Adil, because also there was, when I went, which was just like a, it was that day

that it was like super rainy, but it wasn't raining at the time also there was there when I went, which was just like a, it was that day that it was like super rainy, but it wasn't raining at the time that I was there. There was multiple people taking pictures in front of it. Like I had to wait to get my picture taken like clean with no one there in front of me. Yeah. It's a Boston Mecca.

Make your pilgrimage. I mean, you can say that, but I don't know if I can say that if that makes any sense. Just in that you make a pilgrimage to it. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. In once in your life. But I will absolutely go twice. And I will say, the coffee was fine.

Like it was standard Dunkin' Coffee. I did get a donut there, it was bad. But I think that it- Well, from the 60s. In the way that all Dunkin' Donuts are bad, it was bad. Like it wasn't like specifically like much worse than another Dunkin' Donuts are bad? It was bad, it wasn't specifically much worse than another Dunkin' Donuts that I've been to. But the Dunkin' Donuts, I think we can all admit, are ass, they're kind of ass.

We should go to the JFK library. That would be fun. Wait, hold on. That seems too soon. Wasn't he shot from the book depository? What's the difference between a library and a book depository? Why don't you put up your butt?

Oh my God. That's a book depository. Oh, sorry, I misheard you. Well, either way, I'm getting an email from the library. You are not welcome back here. Oh man. Okay, let's do riddles. I'm not old man puzzles, I have no power here.

I have no power here again. I would love if there's, it's do riddles. I'm not old man puzzles, I have no power here. I have no power here again. I would love if there's, it's a library and it's like, there's no book return. We just can't, too insensitive. Yeah. You check it out, you keep it. And I don't, who knows if you could check stuff out of a presidential library.

You check it out. I wanna check out Jackie Kennedy's outfits. They're like, we have to, I guess we have to. The pink suit, if you know what I mean. If it's a presidential library, it's still a library, right? I'm assuming that you still, right? No. It's like a museum.

What's the fucking point of the library? I don't know. It should be a functioning library. I think it's a lot of personal papers and stuff like that. You get to see JFK's report card and it's pretty abysmal. You can get very good grades.

I-R-F-A-O-I-A-B-P-S-A-I-A. Study for the quiz. F you. F you, that's very funny. Well, okay, so I've never been to a presidential library, so I don't, I don't, it's okay that I don't understand how a presidential library works. Um, but I don't know what's, is there a Pope equivalent of a presidential library? Will we be, will we be getting the Pope Leo, the whatever's president? Oh, maybe. Pope, Pope-idential library in Chicago? You opened a whole can of worms, JPC. The equivalent is the tunnels under the Vatican,

which supposedly hold millions of tombs and evil, um, cursed items. I want to see a heist movie where someone breaks in there. A Vatican, a Vatican heist, Vatican Ocean is 11? Yeah. Aaron, this is good. Get Hollywood on the horn, Adol. Let's go.

Let's go. Aaron, who are, who are, who are our top three leads? Okay, I love this. George Clooney, Matt Damon. Yep, okay. Don Cheadle. Wow, skipping over a pit. Yep.

Who? Got him. Speaking of Vatican Oceans 11, did you guys see that there's like a John Krasinski like national treasure Indiana Jones movie? I don't have time to unpack that though. What's the IP? It's new IP.

They're trying something new. It's called like Fountain of Youth and it's Natalie Portman and John Krasinski and I've only seen... That is not a duo make. It looks insane. Anyway, I didn't see it. But what I did see is some riddles right here on my desk. Yes, go ahead, Erin. I like Natalie Portman a lot and I like a lot of our modern actresses and I think they're very, very good. I think we've lost the art of funny actresses

in these movies. I feel like there used to be an old generation of people like Goldie Hawn and people who could spar comedically with some of these male leads. And I just think sometimes we're not, we're casting some hot people in movies and good actors in movies, but I think with something like that,

to make a classic movie, you gotta have some fun banter. Yeah. And I just think we need to be casting more funny ladies. It's like step up ladies, because Krasinski's gonna be making me bust my fucking guts open. He's gonna be hilarious. I'm gonna be fucking dying laughing, I'm hanging off of every word. No, but but like if you were to tell me that like.

Anya Taylor-Joy. No, like. No. And Will Ferrell did a buddy cop movie? Yeah, just like a female comedian with John Crescenzi. I'd be like, oh. Here's, I adore Sandra Bullock. I think Sandra Bullock is a singular talent

and I don't feel like she gets the opportunities she should. Like if you were telling me that Kristen Wiig and John Krasinski were in a Fountain of Youth movie, I'd be like, okay, okay, I'll go check that out. I still wouldn't be like, okay, I'd say, what is this, what are we doing here? No, I'd be like, they're trying to do a fun summer blockbuster.

I'm gonna go. And this, I'm like, this is gonna be kind of self-serious, I just feel like. Look, I watched the autoplay a couple of times when I was looking for something else on Apple TV, and my impression of this movie is that there was maybe a script for an Indiana Jones movie that they never made, that they were like, we still have the script. Like we already bought it.

Shouldn't we just like change the name Indiana Jones and like, okay, anyway, here we go. Also, I do love Natalie Portman. I like Natalie Portman. I think she's great. That's not what I mean. But you think she's Keira Knightley? Well, they have the same face.

Erin. What? Even Star Wars thinks they have the same face. Oh, by the way, JPC, I stopped a couple episodes left of Andor, but you were right, the season gets better. Just saying that you were right. You were right.

Andor season two was fantastic. Highly recommend it to people. Okay, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead. Something pulls me back across this place I left. Some distant force familiar to me and yet unknown, I will not be here for long. Gravity moon, moon gravity. Moon gravity, wider than a mile.

Water that's evaporating. I'm crossing you in style. Evaporating water. It is not. Is this a bungee call? Moon, gravity, water, we're all close to this. You're close, you're dancing around it. Can you read it again?

Something pulls me back across this place I left. Some distant force familiar to me and yet unknown. I will not be here for long. Is this like bird migration? Yeah. Is this like the Capistratus or whatever? Yeah, magnets. Is this like bird migration?

Magnets? Don't magnets pull on birds and they, like birds aren't flapping their wings, they just get pulled. Oh, you were one of those kids that pulled birds with magnets? Yeah. You're out in the yard with your magnifying glass

and your magnets. Magnet a stick, put it in the sky, catch the birds. Dude. I cut up Coke cans, I wait for a seagull to eat them, then I use my magnet and I fly a bird like a kite. I wanna see a scene, okay, Adel and Erin, you two are siblings, It's like summer vacation. You have like so much time on your hands and Adel, you're the younger brother and

you've just put a magnet on a stick and you're trying to pull birds out of the sky and Aaron you think that this will never work. Come on, come on. Come on. I just woke up. Have you heard the ice cream truck go by today? What are you doing? Yeah, it's been it's been going for a while. It's bad, but it's good Wait, the ice cream trucks been going for a while. Yeah, I pulled into the cul-de-sac and he's just sitting there Then he started circling around what his only customers. I think unless we come out he doesn't know what to do What am I doing? Use

your eyes! I'm trying to magnetize birds. Well that's insane. We go to the same school. You know better. You're older than me. That's fine. We go to the same school is not the argument you think it is. I'm just saying the quality of teachers at the same school is such a swing if you think that's gonna do anything Would you ever notice how after I have a teacher they suddenly retire come on? Yeah, it is weird. Yeah Okay. Well if you want to kill birds, there's an easier way. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. I never said kill birds. Oh I mean, I'm gonna

Right sure, but I didn't say that cuz you know how mom and dad are always checking my room for You know like pissing the bed or obsession with fire like yeah. Yeah. Yeah harming animals I'm gonna go get some ice cream from the guy Do you want your want something something with gumballs? No, I'm good. Shoves a little knife into your shoulder. Ah, yep. Murderer brother. Got it. Sheesh.

Shit. Shit. Got it, got it, got it. That's just like Dexter. You guys are just like Dexter and Debra. Aw. Debra. Debra.

Remember in Dexter when he's like, Debra? And he has his older brother who's like 6'5". Is her name Debra in that? I think it is, right? Yeah, right? Debra Morgan. That makes sense. Yes, yeah. Do you guys have an answer for this riddle that's not catching birds with magnets?

You are so close. Something pulls me back across this place I left, some distant forest familiar to me and yet unknown, I will not be here for long. High school reunion? It's not a high school reunion. I don't know. I let, like. What did you say? You said. I don't know. I'd like, uh, like...

What did you say? You said... Magnets, water. You said water? You said moon. The tide. That is water. That's moon water. What are we talking about here? It's a riddle.

It's not getting close. It's the exact answer. It's not it's not getting close. It's the exact answer Bitch is really coming back around. I'm loving bitch these days guys All right We have time for just another riddle. Oh my god. Sorry guys. No, we have plenty of time two heads making lots of Din when one comes down the other goes in Lots of what? Din? Yeah, it's just two heads making lots of din, and it's D-I-N. When one comes down, the other goes in. Salt and pepper shakers.

Wow, Erin, that's a great guess. When one comes down, the other goes in? So is this like a machine? No, it's not a machine. The model? No, I would say it's only gonna be more confusing to you if I- Is it organic? It's not organic, no. Okay, and it's not manmade? I would say- It is manmade.

Yeah, I guess it is manmade, yeah, it's manmade. But it's not like a machine unless you're like saying, like, I wouldn't qualify this as a machine. Maybe it's like a simple machine. It's not a machine. Simple machine, one of my favorite 80s movies. Is it something that like goes into the water and then loops back around out of the water

and then goes into the water and then loops back around into the water? It is not a thing that goes out of the water and loops back into the water and goes out of the water. And I don't know what that thing would be like, what? Would that be like a- What are those called? A wheel, like a mill? Like a- Like a mill.

Yeah. Watermill. No, it's not that. I would say, I would have qualified a watermill as a machine. Is it one of those birds, the perpetual motion birds? They keep going back for more? Yeah, because they're magnetized, right? I think some sort of like liquid movement, right?

The liquid shifts from its belly to the cup or something? That's the one that Homer uses to get the inter-key of the nuclear plant. Do you guys know two heads making lots of din? Do you know what lots of din means in that context? I have no idea what din means. Din din? Like how a baby would say dinner?

It's not, it does not mean how a baby would say dinner. Din would be like, D-I-N din is like a noise, like a rabble. What's all this din? Oh, is it like maracas? It's not maracas, but we're getting closer. It's an instrument. It's not maracas, but we're getting closer. It's an instrument. It's not an instrument. Okay.

Two heads making lots of noise. Is this like? When one comes down, the other goes in. One comes down, the other goes in. Is this like the Carpenters? Like, is this like a duo? It's, dude, so you're way off with Carpenters, but you're kind of close with Carp.

Hammer and nail. It's hammer and nail. Oh, but you're kind of close with carp... Hammer and nail. It's hammer and nail. Oh, okay. You were so close with carpenter. I do wanna see a scene. Let's see here. You two are a disgraced, washed up musical act, hammer and nail.

Great. And you're getting up in age and you're talking about maybe making one last hurrah, run and tour. Great. You're getting up in age and you're you're talking about maybe making one last hurrah run into her What I was saying mm-hmm was we could do We could do church basements we could do Just a sort of a like when used carved places open we could play those and then

sort of like when used carved places open, we could play those and then start to gain momentum. Here's a crazy idea. You know how sometimes like two actors will be in a play and they'll switch roles every night. What if we switched who was Hammer and who was Nail? Because... No, I'm Hammer. Yes. I play the drums, I'm Hammer. You don'm hammer yes I play the drums I'm hammer you know how I play the drums yeah but it's true but we're getting older and I think the part of the show where you hit me as hard as you can and I kind of fall down

on the floor so we're not that could be love it and people do love it kind of I mean we're not super popular but they could be it could it, kind of. I mean, we're not super popular, but... They love it. It could be the kind of thing. Well, wouldn't it be, like, enjoyable if it was turned around as fair play? Huh? Maybe I hit you, or here's a crazy thought. We just do the music and nobody gets hit really hard during the show and falls down on the ground. I'm confused.

That's how we start and end every show, is I hit you hard as I can. It feels like you have brain damage and I'm the one getting hit. I don't have brain damage, I do drugs, idiot. That's how I can hit you so hard. Thompson Nissan is proud to present, is this right?

I'm being told this is correct. We have to cut the ribbon and sing a song. Did I say ribbon? I did. Here are Hammer and Nail. Right, stay still, stay still. I gotta hit you. Why are you running away?

I gotta cut the ribbon. Stay still. Oh boy, Hammer and Nail. They'll get it together one day. Um, delicately we touch, helpfully we give advice, generously we are left on the table. Hmm. Magic eight ball. The magic eight ball.

It's not magic eight ball. Hit me with it one more time. Delicately we touch, helpfully we give advice, generously we are left on the table. Cards? Huh, cards, no. Like, um, tarot cards? It's not, okay, no it's not tarot cards. Yeah, you do have to have a delicate touch with tarot cards.

Or sorry, told. Is this something of the earth? Huh, is this something of the earth? Huh, is this something of the earth? No. What a question. No, no, I'll say. Okay. Aaron, I like how you asked that almost like in a Shakespearean way of like,

no man born of woman shall defeat you. It felt like she was giving me a riddle. I was like, oh, I don't like this. Ooh, Mia Riddle. Is that a character? Oh, wow. Mia Riddle. Hi, I'm Mia Riddle. That's nothing.

That's absolutely nothing, sorry. Is that a character? No, it is not. No, we tried. It is not, and it never was. Hi, I'm Mia Riddle. No. Just not. Um, she was getting rid of'm Mia Riddle. No. Just not. What's up I'm Mia Riddle. I took my top off and my

sports bra was out during a soccer game. Okay okay but what's the riddle component? I don't know GBC it's morning time. The riddle is why did Mia Hamm change her last name. You guys I trained for years doing comedy at night. I'm good at doing comedy at seven, between 7 p.m. and midnight. I can do comedy then. Morning comedy I did not train for, okay? Erin, we're recording at 8.30 p.m.

This is 8.45 in the morning. Do not gaslight our listening. Did you ever, Erin, did you ever have a class or a rehearsal or anything like that that happened in the morning? Did you ever do something, did you ever have a class or a rehearsal or anything like that that happened in the morning? Did you ever do something like that in the morning? Maybe like random sketch show weekend morning rehearsals, but all my rehearsals were at night,

all my classes were at night. I can do comedy at night, y'all. Not this. This is such a thing that someone doing comedy in the morning would say. I bet Erin gets off stage after comedy shows and is like, my podcast records in the morning. So that's kind of where I'm...

You think I'm making up excuses as to why I'm not funny anymore? Wow. You're right. I can't believe you figured that out. Running back to the audience at the end of every show, just being like, hey, thanks for coming to the show. I'm usually funny in the morning. Hey, we're gonna host the podcast. Okay, delicately we touch, hopefully we give advice,

generously we are left on the table. Each one of these clues is a different way to get you to the same thing. Oh, okay. Delicately we touch. Delicately we touch. Delicately we touch. Helpfully we give advice. Generously we are left on the table.

Okay. And this is literally left on the table? Yes, yeah. It is literally left on the table. Would this table be- Like a newspaper? At the home or this is like a desk at an office? It would be neither of those things.

It would be very uncommon, I think, for this to be left on either of those things. In the home or the office. I think that the last one, generously, we are left on the table is gonna be the easiest one for you to get. If you just take that one and isolate it. That's- What's left on a table?

Did you say generously or generously? Generously. Generously. A tip. Oh. It is a tip. Hell yeah. Delicately we touch tips. Helpfully we give advice.

That's a tip. What tips are gently touching each other? Penises. Penises. Yikes. Erin, you've never. Wow. Never seen two guys cross swords. Aaron, tell me you've never.

Say it, say it with a straight face. Say it with a straight face. Say it with a straight face, coward. Aaron, tell me you've never gently touched another man's penis with your penis without telling me you've never touched another man's penis with your penis gently and delicately. It's called touching tips, Erin. Jesus Christ, grow up. God damn. Sorry, everybody. Yikes. Sorry, guys.

Erin's got me so pissed off with her fucking lack of knowledge that I have to take a quick break. We will be we will be right back after a quick break. Quick! Break! 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10! Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Old Rays. Oh, you did? I didn't notice. You heard these? You see these? I'm sorry. I'm sorry. That was so mean. No, I mean, honestly, I thought she was being kind of nice about, you know, it's because, Addle, I'm sorry that that happened to you.

Oh, it's okay. It's just that I, now that I'm older, I need better help in my life. And I thought you two could help me out. Oh, can't, but I can recommend better help to you. Yeah, that's exactly right. I actually don't want to hear about the whole thing with the old Ray and how you got in the situation

where you got shot with the old Ray and how it affects you and all that stuff. Holds up one of those ear gramophones, eh? You know what would be great is a licensed professional therapist. Yeah, and when people hesitate to get help, it doesn't just affect them, it impacts families, workplaces, and entire communities.

And BetterHelp has over 10 years of experience matching people with the right therapist in their diverse network of more than 30,000 licensed therapists with a wide range of specialties. Yeah. Now that I'm old, I can't really walk anywhere, go anywhere. Is this something I can do online?

Well, better help us fully online, which is maybe also not great news for someone who's as old as you. But making therapy affordable and convenient, serving over five million people worldwide. You can easily switch therapists anytime at no extra cost. And I'll kind of help you with the computer part of it. So you don't have to worry about that.

I'll help with that, kind of set you up. And make sure that you're- it. So you don't have to worry about that. I'll help with that. It's kind of set you up and make sure that you're- Internet.com. Well, let's not do that. And make sure we're not saving passwords on Post-it notes here. Okay, this is bad. We're all better with help. Visit betterhelp.com slash riddle

to get 10% off your first month. That's betterhelp, H-E-L-P dot com slash riddle. And Adel, if I can say, you don't look a day over 600. Thank you, I think. Riddle, riddle. Riddle. Adel, Erin. Yeah, what?

Would you be surprised to know that I have a surprise for you? Yes. Yeah? Oh. What episode is this? I don't know. 360. Yeah. Oh. What episode is this? I don't know. 360. 360.

Whoa. Way too many. That's a whole revolution. That's a whole turnaround. Is that too many to be introducing a new segment on the show? No, because we've come full circle, and now we need to start anew.

Yeah, so this is actually the perfect episode to introduce a new segment on the show. Lately, we've been on Paul Ruddell's yeah Okay, making a note to myself that Paul Ruddell's was such a big hit that I have to go back and do more Paul Ruddell's Wait, have you guys seen friendship yet? No, I haven't. Oh, it's so good. It is so good It looks I love love loved it and I don't want to spoil anything, but I do think Connor O'Malley steals the show at that movie. I would not be surprised.

Every single line he says had my whole theater losing it. He says or he screams? Yeah, yeah. Good guess. Have you guys seen Fountain of Youth yet? No. What is it? You just introduced that to us at the beginning of this episode. Oh, Fountain of Youth. How have we not seen it the beginning Oh, how would we do the break people don't know how much time?

Goes down like a week No, we're not doing Paul Ruddell's we're doing a new segment on the show and that segment well, I'll let Arnie introduce the segment. What? RIDDLE REWIND That's right, this is RIDDLE REWIND. We are going to be doing a classic riddle from the HRR back catalog. Today's riddle comes from episode 87. The riddle is, The sun shining in St. Louis

made the lives of Kevin and Susie brighter in New Jersey. I love redoing old riddles, but having such a rocking anthem beforehand. To be like, this is fun and exciting and new. Yeah, it's a segment. And not us running out of riddles. No, this is, shut up. This is a segment that we do on the show.

Bitch. It's like when my age expired. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha bitch about this toothpaste. And we were dying laughing. Oh, I love the word bitch. Oh, God. Wow. So you're really at that early stage in the relationship where you could have a little toothpaste fight and think that's fun, huh? Yeah. Yeah.

God. I implore you, Erin, you gotta have a kid. You gotta know what it's like to be tired in your bones. No, I'm having the best time. We're laughing every day. We're laughing every day. We're laughing every day. OK, the sun is shining in St. Louis. The sun shining in St. Louis made the lives of Kevin and Susie

Brighter in New Jersey. This is from episode 87 of the show. It was on the TV in St. Louis. And also, not on the TV in St. Louis. That's a great guess, Erin. Could be on other episodes of the show. I know specifically it was on episode 87. If you told me we guess Aaron could be on other episodes of the show I know specifically it was on episode 87 if you told me we've done this real six times of the show I would believe it But you can't get mad that we're redoing a rental because this is a segment called rental rewind and you know that because I had already

No, getting Arnie to make a jaunty tune does not a segment make. I can have Arnie come on here and be like, time to insult JPC. And then I can be like, fuck you. And that's not a segment. That's why I say it's a segment. I say it's a segment. That's a segment. Addle's not a segment. That's why I say it's a segment. I say it's a segment. That's a segment. Addle's not a segment. Addle, Addle, Addle.

Uh, I'm still out of this. Addle, you're so tired of Addle being neutral. JPC and I have been fighting all year, and Addle's been like, and I'm over here. Come on, man, stir the pot. Casey says it's a segment. Whatever. Casey also says Zonday. Oh, yeah, stir the pot. Casey says it's a segment. Whatever. Casey also says Zonday.

Oh, yeah, the chocolate rain guy. Hi, Zonday. Great name. I don't know the answer to this. Is it because they're growing food in St. Louis? The sun shining in St. Louis means the lives of Kevin and Susie Brighton in New Jersey. That could make sense, but no, it is not that.

Erin, would you be surprised to know that you are the one that brought this riddle to us on the show? Fuck. Yeah, I am surprised. You also said when you read it the first time, you were like, this will be one of your least favorite riddles. So.

Oh, good. I don't think it's bad, though. I like it. Good. This is good. I'm glad we did this. This is good. Adel, St. Louis, New Jersey, Kevin, Susie,

the sun shining on St. Louis. May the lives of Kevin and Susie brighter in New Jersey. I'm glad, I thought you were gonna tell me that I got this one last time and that was gonna really hurt. Yeah, I don't know, I don't think anyone got this one last time. Maybe somebody did.

I honestly didn't listen to much of the episode. I was just really grabbing a random episode, grabbing a random riddle type of thing, you know? Is it simply the fact that the sun is out during the same time in both cities? No, it is not that. That's a good guess. But that is a good guess, but it has nothing to do with that. The sun shining in St. Louis made Kevin and Suzy's life in New Jersey brighter.

Yes. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Eww. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Doesn't really matter that it's St. Louis and New Jersey. Could be kind of like any cities. The cities are kind of interchangeable here, but it just happens to be in this instance, St. Louis and New Jersey. Is this like solar panels collecting and then running wire underground to New Jersey? That's a great guess, but it's not the answer and it's not the area that you want to be in at all, especially even with sun shining. Okay. What the hell then? I don't know. Give us a little hint.

Okay, so there is the sun up in the sky and that is not the sun that we are talking about. Oh, oh, is not the sun that we are talking about. Oh. Mm-hmm. Oh, is this like Jesus? The sun shining in St. Louis made the lives of Kevin and Susie brighter in New Jersey. Oh, okay, so. A little bit of a misdirect, I would say, to this point. Oh, they're watching their son on TV in St. Louis.

I think we already said it doesn't have anything to do with TV, but it doesn't. Their son is flying in the air. Their son. Oh, is this Charles Lindbergh's parents? There's something with their son. He's not flying in the air. Their son? Oh, is this Charles Lindbergh's parents? Something has, with their son. He's not flying in the air, but he isn't in an airport. He's in an airport in St. Louis. The son is in an airport in St. Louis.

Oh, is it like clear, they thought a flight was gonna be delayed and then the son came out and that their flight was on time and so. It has nothing to do with the son of this guy. The son is shining in St. Louis. So he's. Make the lives of Kevin and Susie Brighter in New Jersey. The sun is shining in St. Louis. So he's- Make the lives of Kevin and Susie brighter in New Jersey.

He's like on stage being- He's not on stage. Is he shining an apple and then- He's not shining an apple, but he's shining something. Okay. He's shining some sort of metal. He's shining someone's shoes. He's at the airport shining someone's shoes

and his shoe shining business in St. Louis is doing so well. He's sending money home to his parents and making their lives brighter in New Jersey. Well, was I fucking right about pissing people off or what? Huh? Jesus. I do wanna see the scene.

The two of you are sort of old timey street urchins like shine your shoes, Govna. And no one these days is stopping for shoe shine, so you're trying to change up your tactics. Penny for your shoes shine, shine your little shoes. Give you an ankle rub as well, rub your ankles. Oh, oh, no one's doing that. No one's doing shoe shawnings or ankle rubs anymore.

And no one's gonna, no's even wants the sex stuff anymore. Or maybe they can just eyeball that we're not good at it. We have to think of something more original that people want. They don't want the sex stuff either. And jobs, two for a penny. First of all, no one wants two hand jobs. Right in a row. Back to back hand jobs, two for a penny first first of all never what's two hand jobs right in a row back-to-back hand jobs to for a penny no one wants that jobs for two pennies

smalls in the land job back to back why you sir you sir let you want to see how far I can throw your phone Excuse me. Yeah, I Mean yeah, I'm a little curious now How much What would have been the price point I'd be throwing your phone a pity's the lowest Could you go lower than a pity? Ah damn? We were close on that one. he was he was interested throw your phone hmm you sir you sir how many grapes how many grapes you think I could fit in my mouth I'm not this again you're gonna eat one grape every minute or something now thanks ah god oh you sir you said for

just a penny you all see me slap my friend Silly and give him two very small land jobs? No, no, please sir, anything for that sir. Uh, can I order a la carte and just take the slap? No. You sir, sir, sir, for a penny, for a'll switch I'll switch my shirt and my pants with my pants in my shirt without taking either item of clothes off for a penny, sir Oh, don't call me sir. I'm gonna use I'm also straight-edging and I'll be making boo-goo bucks Okay, that's French for money. That's French for a handjob

Oh, yeah, you that was my market. Swing, swing, swing. Ow, ow, ow, ow! French handjobs. What's the difference then? Well, I don't want to say. Tongue? That's a blowjob. No, no, no.

Seed. Seed. I don't want to say. I don't want to say. That's what it is. We all know what French means. French means with tongue. Yeah, with tongue. Congratulations. You guys did a really great job in that segment that we're calling Riddle Rewind that I'll probably be doing

many more times on the show because I think it's funny and I also think it's funny with people like, you did this on the show before. Yeah. So what, man? You made poor Arnie make that theme. Poor Arnie. Poor, poor Arnie. You know what?

He loves it. He loves the attention. He's just sitting there waiting for us to ask him to do some pointless bullshit. Famously. Yeah. Sitting on his hands waiting for pointless bullshit. Here's your next riddle. When I open my arms and reach to the sky, my thin skin will keep you dry.

Umbrella. Umbrella. You both got it. You both got it. You both got it. I like that when the next time someone goes, um, to just be like, umbrella. I think that's a fun little game to play. Maybe passively, passive aggressively call out that someone says a lot of ums.

Yeah, give that to Natalie Portman in a movie and just fucking watch the audience just fucking die laughing when she does that shit. Brella and then the whole fucking, like Rotten Tomatoes meat are shooting up to the sky. Movies are bad. Okay, here's your next one. I bring you flowers and sunlight. I bring you comfort when you sit on me or lie. And I am there when you leap toward the sky.

Is the last part like- The ground. Oh yeah, is it the ground? It's not the ground. That's a great guess. Is the last part like... The ground. Oh yeah, is it the ground? It's not the ground. That's a great guess. Is the last part indicating like dreams? Like is it a pillow or something in the bed? Oh leap toward the sky. No it's not.

No. It does not indicate dreams. That's not what it's going for. Can you read it one more time? I bring you flowers and sunlight. I bring you comfort when you sit on me or lie and I am there when you leap toward the sky Trampoline it's not a trampoline, but you're I would say you're close with trampling But what something that people jump off of were you guys around for those moon shoes? Do you remember?

Oh, I was not but I felt like I feel like I know them from like cultural osmosis. Yeah. I can't remember if they're like Nickelodeon branded or something, but it was basically like shoes with trampolines in them. Yeah. A weird experiment. Hmm. Comfort. This is another riddle where every line is kind of pointing you toward a

different answer for the same that is the same thing. Okay So I bring you flowers and sunlight is one I bring you comfort when you sit on me or lie Bad a bad a bad flower bed. It is Aaron. This is really good, but it is not a flower bed But flower bed works, I think for the first two but it does not work for the last one. And I am there when you leap toward the sky. I'm there when you leap towards the sky. But you jump on a bed. You leap towards the sky. I guess you do jump on a bed, Erin.

But most people don't, because that ruins the bed. I'd like to see a scene. I'm going to be your mom, and you guys are, I'm catching you jumping on your bed when you're supposed to be asleep. Look, look, look, look, I'm Neil Armstrong. It is 930. You are standing up. Your eyes are open. Do not honk shoe. Do not honk shoe. You are standing up.

It's not what you think. It's not what you think. There was a leopard in here. Yeah. Oh yeah. A leopard got in through the window because this is South Carolina. Yeah, how's the Jumanji situation? Yeah. It was a leopard from a board game.

Do not make me regret teaching you how to lie this week. I thought. Mom, I promise we weren't jumping on the bed. Ricky was trying to stomp a ghost yeah yeah oh a leopard ghost you're telling me that Ricky I think the leopard was trying to eat the ghost I think he was like praying yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah and I was trying to break it up so I had so mom I actually did a good deed oh Oh yeah? Yeah. Oh yeah?

Yeah. Money? Allowance? Do we have money? What? You're asking for me to give you allowance with no chore because you stepped on a leopard ghost? If you wanna ghost of the leopard visiting you at night,

I guess I'll stop stopping. You know I have an early meeting. What did I tell you when I tucked you in? I have an early meeting and I need you guys to go to bed. And what are you doing? Well, you say go to bed not go to sleep mom. You didn't sleep mom And also we're okay Thanks for asking a ghost of a leopard almost ate us. We're okay I knew when I let my 24 year old sons move back in that it was going to be difficult, but I did not

Don't blame our parents for that Also, we're out of Mountain Dew. Oh my god We're calling you mom not grandma. You should be fucking grateful. I am your mom. Oh You're our parents mom, but you're not your mom. I'm six No, you are 24 nice try pivoting away from this nice oh I pivot pivot pivot pivot you're gonna talk about Jeremy pivot again if you love Jeremy let me gift you a terrible gift. Except terrible gifts. That's what the improv is all about.

All you said was that you let your sons move back in. You didn't say that we were yours. Semantics. Semantics. Uh, hey, speaking of semantics, did you get the fucking answer to this goddamn riddle? I don't even remember what the riddle was. Uh, I comfort you when you lay down. Something about leap for the sky.

I bring you flowers and sunlight. I bring you comfort when you sit on me or lie. And I am there when you leap toward the sky. Is this a pad, P-A-D, like a launch pad, a padded seat? Yeah, no, it's not that. Man, this is a word that has multiple meanings to it. No, it's not that. Hmm, man. This is a word that has multiple meanings to it. This is both like a concept, a physical object,

and a verb, like an action, I would say. Okay. Leap, jump. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh. Jump, jump. Synony action, I would say. Okay. Leap, jump. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh. Oh. Synonyms, synonyms. Leap.

Leap, jump. Leap, year, jump, year. Another thing to say, no, no, no, don't say leap or jump, you're close with leap or jump, but you need synonyms. Hop. Hop, jump, leap. No. Fly.

No. Boingy, boingy, boingy. Boingy, boingy, boingy. Boingy boingy boingy boingy boingy. Boingy boingy boingy boingy boingy boingy boingy boingy boingy boingy boingy boingy boingy boingy boingy boingy boingy boingy boingy boingy boingy boingy boingy boingy boingy boingy boingy boingy boingy boingy boingy boingy boingy boingy boingy boingy boingy boingy boingy boingy boingy boingy boingy boingy boingy boingy boingy boingy boingy boingy boingy boingy boingy boingy boingy boingy boingy boingy boingy boingy boingy boingy boingy boingy boingy boingy boingy boingy boingy boingy boingy boingy boingy boingy boingy boingy boingy boingy boingy boingy boingy boingy boingy boingy boingy boingy boingy boingy is close Pogo no no boingy boingy close. What's spring spring spring spring a sprung? Boingy boingy close. I do hey are you sitting here telling me that boingy boingy wasn't the closest that you got to spring Yeah, just's just devastating. I do want to see a scene. Oh, no. Aaron, you are a renowned superhero, Boingy Boingy. And JPC, you're someone in trouble, and Aaron has shown up.

Boingy, boingy, boingy. Oh, boy, this is a bloodbath. Boy, boingy, boy. Yeah. Boy oh boy, this is a blood bath. Oh, boingy, boingy. Boingy, boingy, boingy. I called an ambulance, so yeah. Ooh, well. Yeah, I'm good. This is sort of above my boingy boingy's pay grade.

Yeah, no, I know, yeah. So yeah, if you, hey, if you could just jump up and see if you could see above, if the ambulance is close or like, if there's maybe like a better route you could direct the ambulance to. Oh, there's not a lot of glory in that for boingy boingy. And the bad guy seems to have taken off. So I'm going to hit the trampoline park.

Bad guy? It was a car crash. Oh, well. I mean, bad guy is a little it's overstating it a little bit but. This is so much blood. This has to be multiple people's blood right? Yeah, I don't know. I was in a car crash. Boingy boingy boingy. Alright, well I'm gonna head out. It was so good seeing you. What do you mean? We don't know each other. Boingy boingy boingy.

Just leave! Why stop? Boingy. His head oningy. Just leave! Why stop? Boingy. His head on a traffic light. Passes out. Traffic light turns to green. Tons of cars crash. Scene. I saw boingy boingy

as like a pogo stick with eyes. Oh yeah, I did too! Like a second cousin of Clippy or something? Yeah, where the handles are, I saw two eyes. Yeah, big, big, big eyes. Yeah. Freaking out at seeing so much blood from a car crash. Yeah.

Going to the strip club after. You get it. Boingy boingy. He calls like, or they call like a boingy mobile and it's just basically just like a car in springs and it kind of does what you do. You can't give that guy a lap dance. He always gets a boingy boingy Was it the Italian Prime Minister Oh boing boing a party the boy the bunga bunga part

Yeah, so the Italian Prime Minister 20 years ago or something it came out in the news He had what they call Bunga Bunga parties, which is basically like like drug-fueled orgies I think just like orgies. Yeah, but they call them Bunga Bunga parties, which the press was like Thank you chef kiss everyone in the press is eating The press saying mm mm mm is so funny. Mm mm mm, thank you. Chef kiss. Everyone in the press is eating. We are. Boingy boingy.

Boingy boingy, yum yum. We are all full up here in the press. All right, well hey look, that's, we're not gonna talk boingy boingy bunga bunga, so which is by the way the title of the episode Cowabungy So we will we will move right along to oh, you know what Casey? Do we have a voicemail theme? They say the starving artist is a trope so passe No one converts art into currency these days, but I put hey riddle riddle as a reference on my resume

Now I've got a shift down in Uncle Mumble's cafe cafe Lied my way to a spot at Ready Kitty's body shop And this weekend I'm in Cleveland cleaning gutters with Puzzbot No canoe dog and I have started shoveling snow I'm on security tonight for our little monkey bones I did an intern position with Dr. Chameleon And invested in Wizzy's fizzy drinks It's a sure thing we're gonna make a million And if you have any leads or actually anything else to say

Call 1805-RADDLE. Wow! Okay, that was incredible. That was fucking awesome. Got the number there at the very end. That theme is of course from our friend Jesse Bloodgood. That one is titled, Ready It Resume. Loved that. Thank you so much. If you want to submit a theme 30 seconds or less, wave file HRRpodcast at gmail.com. Casey, why don't you play us voicemail? Hey, Clue Crew. My name is Charlotte, and I work at a dog daycare. And we have a lot of dogs who have the same name. We have a bunch of Sadies and a bunch of like Charlie's. So I was wondering if you guys had any suggestions on like unique dog names. Thanks. I think Boingy Boingy is immediately top. Yeah, Boingy Boingy. I know Zendaya. Full circle. I have been giving my dog Lou fun nicknames, I like calling her the name of what would be sort of,

maybe you're like your nemesis in the office, like a Maureen or a Linda. And I think that those sort of names that were maybe popular in the 60s or 70s are funny to give a pet. Occasionally I call Spaghetti Ma'am, like if she's like popping off, I'll be like, Ma'am, please. And we were walking and sometimes like,

she'll just get, she's like leash reactive, she'll just get set off by a dog or a person, but it's like always a roll of the dice. Like I never know who is going to like trigger a response in her. And she was walking and there was a woman who was like getting into a roll of the dice. Like I never know who is going to like trigger a response in her and she was walking and there was a woman who was like getting into her car in the street. So she was not anywhere really like near Spaghetti,

but Spaghetti just like barked at her and I said, ma'am and the woman went, excuse me? Oh no. And so I had to say, that's the dog's name. And I said it like very quickly, like it's the dog's name is ma'am. But I was like, well, she doesn't know that the dog's name isn't actually Mayim,

but I do think that Mayim is a very fun name for a dog. I love Mayim. I co-sign Mayim. I suggest going to the internet and searching like the top popular names in like 1742 or like 1829 and get like a Cyrus or an Orville or a Bessie or you know something along those lines. Wait, what year did you give?

What did I say? 1741? 1827, something like that? I think go pop culture. I think name your dog something like Grogu or Mando or pop culture from five years ago. Who also may be like a senior superlatives thing where it's like, if you name a dog like Max or something, maybe it's like messy Max.

So give them an adjective, give them a senior superlative. Yeah. Ethyl. That makes it more fun of like, does someone wanna play with Max or does someone wanna play with messy Max? Aaron, I like Ethyl, but what about ethanol? Does someone wanna play with Max or does someone wanna play with messy Max? Aaron laughs Aaron, I like Ethel, but what about ethanol?

I love that. My great grandma's name was Fern. So I've gotta recommend that. I also like different animal names. Like name your dog Goose or, you know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah. Pony, pony, pony. What's another animal name? It doesn't matter.

You know goose. So Erin knows animals. Stop writing into the show that says Erin doesn't know animals. Right, yeah. Goose. Just to prove them wrong. Like goose. Yeah, but one other one.

Yeah, just to prove the fucking haters wrong. Yeah, something like goose. Yeah, and that did it. That proved them wrong. Two different geese. Yeah, something like goose. You heard me. Thank you so much for the voicemail.

Erin, do you have anything to say about the geese? I don't know. I don him wrong. Two different geese. Yeah, something like Goose. Yeah. You heard me. Thank you so much for the voicemail. Erin, do you have anything that you would like to plug? Oh God, no. Check out Call of Duty Time on Instagram. It's a monthly, I don't know, variety show?

That's the word, Goose. I'm really losing it. It's a monthly variety show. And it's really fun, that's the word I'm looking for, Goose. I'm really losing it. It's a monthly variety show and it's really fun, it's in LA, so if you're in LA for a time, check it out. Adel, anything to plug? Aaron, favorite character from Top Gun? Goose. Okay, I'm going to plug, Hello from the Magic Tavern

is going on tour. I don't know if the dates are up yet, so I'm not gonna say what cities, but you can go to hellofromthemagictavern.com and I believe at this point the dates have been announced and the tick links are gonna be on that website, so check those out, come see us. Also, obviously, Hey Riddle Riddle

is taking a train to go on tour. And we have a big announcement. Hey Riddle Riddle and our Across the Riddleverse tour are adding three more stops. One of them is just the second show, the St. Paul show sold out or is so, so, so close to selling out. But if you can't get a ticket on June 29th,

we are adding an extra show the next day. So Monday night, June 30th, same time, completely different show. So it's still at 7 p.m., still in St. Paul, still at Amsterdam. Totally different vibe, we're gonna wear different clothes. We're gonna feel differently about each other. Bigger wigs on those two, smaller wig on me.

Can we just show video of the first show and we like comment on it, like director's commentary kind of thing? There's also a big chance that we will spend a lot of time talking about our experience at Mall of America on that, because we are all planning on going to Mall of America that day. But yeah, that is the next night in St. Paul. That is June 30th. And then

we, by popular demand, we heard a lot of people saying, hey, you're not coming to the South, you're not coming to the South. Well, guess what? We are coming to the South, kinda. We are going to Atlanta, Georgia on October 5th. We're gonna be at Dad's Garage. That's Sunday, October 5th at Atlanta, Georgia. And then we are going to be Tuesday, October 7th. We are going to Nashville to our buddy's comedy club, Third Coast Comedy Club. Now, I will say the Nashville show is in a smaller venue. So if you were thinking about getting tickets to Nashville, get those tickets fast. Because I got an email as soon as we announced it on our Patreon last week that we were already 25% sold out.

So you definitely get tickets fast if you're considering Nashville, because my guess is that those tickets will sell out very quickly. Aaron, no lie, last time I was in Nashville with JPC, he ran across a pool. No joke. Okay, well.

This is true. Hopefully he'll do it again, and hopefully he will fall in. And he'll never be able to get out. Yeah, so those are our additions to our tour shows. We still have a couple more in the works, so if you're thinking, oh man, they didn't come to my city, we probably won't, but we are still thinking about coming to

a couple more cities if we can get them going before the end of the year. But a second show in St. Paul, Atlanta, and Nashville are definitely on our website. You can get tickets at heyrodoverto.com slash live. Woo, very excited. We're so excited to see everybody. And also, link in bio if you want to suggest your city for a future tour date.

Because JPC set up that whole thing where you can sort of fill out a form. Yeah. JPC, anything to promote or review to read? Oh boy, I don't think that I have anything to promote besides the tour. And if tickets are sold out, hey, they're sold out, man. You should know if I'm going to wait. Okay, let's read a review. If you want to get a five-star review featured on the show, just leave a five-star review anywhere that you leave reviews. This first review is from, oh boy, first review. The only review I'm reading today is from PeePeePooPoo.

PeePeePooPoo writes, god damn it. I'm 25 and listening to this podcast for the past five years has made me realize that people are never too old to make PeePee and PooPoo jokes or jokes a 12 year old boy would make in a locker room. Thank you for being real and being real silly. I listen to every episode multiple times, and I laugh out loud at least once every time I listen.

Hmm. Okay, well, that was, you know what? It was titled Pee Pee Poo Poo, but I don't want to say that this person's name was Pee Pee Poo Poo. This person's name is Ginger Snappy. Oh. But Ginger Snappy just wrote the review Pee Pee Poo Poo Poo. Pee Pee Poo Poo Poo Pee Pee Poo Poo Poo.

Oh, brother. That's a good name for a dog. Should we have shirts that say, like, live, laugh, riddle or something? Oh, yeah. Erin, if you had to pick a planet to name a dog, what would it be? With a senior superlative.

Probably... Uh, Juicy Jupiter. I hate that. I picked Juicy. I wish I had said anything else, but I couldn't think of another J word. But she didn't. I didn't say anything else. Oh god, I fucked up. Created by Emily Cardemus and patreon.com slash heyriddleriddle by joining the clue crew for $5 a month or start your 7 day free trial or the review

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