Hey Riddle Riddle - #361: The Crab & I

Episode Date: June 18, 2025

Happy Summer! We've got riddles hot off the grill. Also we are running low on tickets for our upcoming shows, so don't wait! Come see us on tour!Starring:Adal RifaiJohn Patrick CoanErin KeifEditing by: Casey ToneyTheme by: Arne ParrottLogo by: Emily Kardamis & Emmaline MorrisWant more? Get Weekly Bonus Eps on Patreon!JPC's Guided Meditations Volume 1, available now at our Patreon digital store!Want merch? Visit our Dashery Store!Want to mail us something? Hey Riddle Riddle 6351 W Montrose Ave #267Chicago, IL, 60634Want to leave us a voicemail? Call (805) RIDDLE-1 or (805-743-3531)Want to advertise on the show? Check out Hey Riddle Riddle via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is a HeadGum Podcast. Oh guys, I got stung by a riddle. Ow, ow, ow. I went into the ocean and I got stung by a riddle. Okay, okay, okay. Um, okay, so I pee on JPC. What? No! That makes no sense. I went into the ocean and I got stung by a riddle. Al, quick pee on me. Okay, so I pee on JPC. Wait, what? No. That makes no sense.

Do I have to solve out the riddle? Uh. Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. Sorry, hold on, hold on. My leg, my leg, my leg, my leg. You got stung by a riddle and Al can't pee on me because it doesn't make sense? Yeah, wait a minute, yeah.

Yeah, why would you pee on me? This has nothing to do with you, Aaron. You're not even into being peed on. Why would he waste you pee on you pee on me? This has nothing to do with you Aaron You're not even into being peed on why would he waste the pee on you? Because to help me not be in pain anymore. Were you guys were you just about to pee on JPC and I interrupted But I don't have to answer that Also, Aaron, what do you think that the opposite of pleasure is pain and it like works vice versa? Just because something gives me pleasure you think it'll take away your pain? No, it's just famously when you get stung by a red-hole,

if someone, the P neutralizes. I'm not crazy. I didn't know that. I didn't know that. Yeah, I didn't know that either. And you're not crazy, Erin. JPC and I did just get matching knuckle tattoos. On my right hand it says kiss,

on the left hand it says piss. Same with JPC. So we have our own thing going on. It says kiss on the left hand. It says piss Same with JPC. So we have our own thing going on. This has nothing to do with you. I hope you have a wonderful day Beach, I hope you have a wonderful day You're trying it feels like you're trying to dismiss me and I'm in pain If you are not going to buy ice cream, you have to walk away from us Ice cream kiss piss Okay, fine. I'll go back to my towel. I thought we were all here at the beach together.

We came in the same car. Excuse me. Pardon me, miss. This is my towel. Oh, so you're sort of a French crab on your towel. It looks like a crab, a French crab got your towel error. Yeah, but it has my name embroidered onto it. My name is also Aaron.

E-R-I-N? Yes, racist. Oh, yeah. Whoa. A lot of the peons have. Jeez. Yeah, a lot of French people have women's names. You guys, what the he-

OK, you know what? Fine. I don't even want to be in the beach. I'll go get a lobster roll, maybe a crab roll. Aaron, Aaron. What? What? Aaron.

What? In front of the crab? You're going to start by getting a lobster roll? Yeah, he stole Erin, Erin, Erin. What? What? Erin. What? In front of the crab? Yeah, he stole my towel. You don't know that. That could be his towel. It's my towel. I brought it to the beach.

It has my name on it, first and last. If you are not going to buy ice cream, walk away from us. Why are you still talking to me? Erin, something fell out of your pants. What is this? It's sort of a photo booth strip of photos of you and the crab. Whatever.

Do you know this crab? No, no, I don't. Erin, hold on. I gotta go. You're kissing in this. If you're not gonna buy ice cream, you have to leave. Photos of us from Crab Coon. We were there last year together.

Oh, it's like Cancun for crabs? Yeah, it's just Cancun. So is it, okay. Well, it's Crab Coon. So what do you call New York? Crab goon. So what do you call the York? Grab York. Okay. What do you call crabby? It's crab York New York crabby. Sorry instead of calling a cab. What do you do in New York?

Smart yeah smart. All right. Well, I'm gonna head off to the studio and record an episode of Hey Riddle Riddle And if you guys want to come then you're you're welcome to come, I'm gonna head off to the studio and record an episode of Hey Riddle Riddle. And if you guys wanna come, then you're welcome to come, cause I'm nice. Aaron, I'm midstream over here. Well, JBC's really into it. Kiss, piss, kiss, piss. Yes, Aaron, fine, fine.

Let's go to the studio. Let's record an episode. Let's hammer it out. Let's do it quick. Let's get back to the beach. Let's figure out what that crabs deal is. Yeah. I love the summer you guys. We're finally in it, huh?

Let's see, looking at the calendar. Maybe. Close enough. Aaron, close enough. Schools winding down. We're all having barbecues every day. Salt water in our hair, pee in our hearts. We're having the best time.

So cicadas are terrorizing our neighborhood. That's true. Is cicadas summertime? Is summertime cicada time? Yeah. It's summer every 13 years. You guys give me your best impression of a cicada. Cicada, cicada, cicada, cicada, cicada, cicada, cicada.

Great. Okay, cicada. Kill me, kill me, kill me. Yeah, they're like TV static. So guys, what did I miss? We haven't seen each other in a minute. I mean, we saw each other yesterday, but in terms of recording, it's been a minute.

What did I miss? What's going on? We saw each other yesterday, so I don't want to answer this No, but we haven't recorded like it's we didn't we took a week off last week Let's see. Well, we're not for the show for the show You got your episode last week. It was the bunk a bunk a one. We all remember it. Okay, you got your episode last week. It was the bunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkab No, that would be useful. I'm trying to learn how to do all beauty maintenance stuff at home. So I learned how to do my own gel manicure. And I've been practicing on my friends.

Okay, that looks good. I've learned how to dye my own hair blonde. Sure. I'm learning how to do all this stuff by myself because it's significantly cheaper. And so that's what I'm up to over here. Are you cutting your own hair? I am.

Okay. Now as a person who recently cut my own hair, I gotta say, it's fine, it's fine. It saves you a 30 bucks. Yeah, it's nice. Well, women's haircuts, it's a bajillion dollars, especially in Los Angeles, my God. But aren't you paying for the gossip?

Yeah, but like my hairdresser was like just a mom of two and like really loved her life, seemed pretty subtle in it. So I wasn't getting like any crazy stuff. Oh yeah. You're like, what were Coleman and Alibi up to this week? Yeah, that's great, I love it. Oh, they learned to ride a bike, that's so lovely. Tell me you did cocaine off a table in West Hollywood.

Let's talk. But no. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They didn't, they're not really doing that, not really living that hard life. Okay, cool, so then you're just saving money at home, so you're doing cocaine off your own table. Exactly. Smart. That's smart, that's smart. Farm to table, farm to're doing your own cocaine off your own table. Exactly. Smart.

That's smart. Farm to table. Farm to table. Farm to table. That's responsible. Erin, where do you source your skills? Is this like YouTube? Are you subscribing to some sort of online course class?

That's exactly what it is. It's YouTube. I'm looking on YouTube, I'm reading, I'm watching tutorials. I'm buying the stuff from beauty'm reading, I'm watching tutorials, I'm buying the stuff from beauty supply stores that professionals buy from. Some what? And try to go as slow as possible

because I'm dying my hair blonde and I could like destroy my hair and have big chunks of it fall off. So I'm having to be really careful. Yes. Is that what happens to blondes? Yeah, well you're bleaching your hair. They say that you make a blonde, you break some eggs.

You know what I'm saying? It's like. Yeah, a lot of blondes actually do pass away from it as well too. So it's like really risky. It's like one of the riskiest things that you can do as a brunette. I could die.

Wow. Yeah. So that's sort of the only thing I'm doing with my limited free time. What's next on your, like, not self-improvement, but like self-skill, like doing it for yourself? Like, are you going to start cooking meals? Ooh.

I mean, I feel like I'm always kind of cooking meals. I've been an adult for a long time. How long? I don't know. A couple of minutes. I just watched you door dash an egg waffle and door for a long time. How long? I don't know, a couple minutes. I just watched you door dash an Eggo waffle and door dash a toaster. So I'm like, what's?

Yeah, and I'm trying to figure out where the waffle goes. It's like this big kind of cardboard box. Oh, you have to take it out of the box first. Too complicated. I hate when recipes are so complicated. I think the next thing I might want to learn is to sew. But that is a pretty expensive hobby. So I mean, law school, what is three years?

To sue, that's funny. What's funny? I'm so fucking sick of you guys treating me like I'm an asshole. So I need to maybe figure out something cheaper to do this. Do you have, like, because you're thinking of like freehand or like getting a sewing machine? I was thinking, I've been wanting to get a sewing machine for a long time. Yeah. But I think it's just, yeah, I don't know if I, it's, sewing machines are expensive and then like, I just don't want to, I don't know if I, sewing machines are expensive and then like fabric, I just don't wanna, I don't know.

Not to Doc's Addle on that too bad, but within our neighborhood where we live in Chicago, I drive by all the time and I've been so intrigued about going in the- The Singer store? Yeah, there's a Singer store. And it says like it's sewing machine repair store. And I'm like, you know how you like go by like, I don't know, like a mattress firm and you're like,

who is possibly buying a mattress? This has to be like a drug front operation. A sewing machine repair store in 2025. And it's been there for a while, like a long while. I'm like, you know, how could it be in business? How could it still be open? I love that. My mom gave Gemma her old singer machine

and then got her- Karaoke machine. The class or something. Sorry, singer, it's called a singer machine. You sing it to the mic. And then got her classes at that singer store for like to learn how to sew and everything. Oh, that's pretty cool.

So some, I mean, my mom for one is, I guess feeding money into this. If they do classes, that's one thing. Cause I feel like especially like, you know, in the pandemic, I think people were interested in picking up like a skill like that. So that's one thing. Yeah.

Yeah, it just seems like one of those like old timey shops that you wouldn't have thought twice about existing 50 years ago. But now you're like, man, like this is a business. Like what's the rent on this place, you know? It does seem like a museum. I love stuff like that though. But you're like, oh, like this is a business? Like, what's the rent on this place, you know? It does seem like a museum. I love stuff like that though. But you're like, oh, good for you.

I love that this still exists. I think that way anytime I pass like a store that's like all aquariums, where it's like we sell aquarium stuff and also fish and everything. And it's like, who's going in here besides someone with the kids who wants to like get air conditioning for 50 minutes?

I always think about that too. And then, Mariah and I have a restaurant we really like in our neighborhood. We had one and we tried to go there the other week. We had a babysitter and everything, but we were like, we never need a reservation at this place. And then we were like, oh, it's permanently closed. And they were like, thanks for 28 years.

And I was like, yeah, maybe the fact that we never needed a reservation maybe could have told us something about how that restaurant. Was the thanks for 28 years, was like passive aggressive this time? No, it seemed like it was like. Thanks a lot. Like we genuinely appreciated the community

being here for 28 years, but it was a really good restaurant too. And I closed down, yeah, it's a bummer. Bummer, bummer. Yeah, it was a Fazzoli's. I don't know if you guys. Great breadmer. Bummer, bummer. Yeah, it was a Fasolis. Great breadsticks. Horrible breadsticks, but yes, but free, and infinite. Well, I'm gonna head out.

About to get to getting. About to get to getting. Would hate to be old man puzzles for this episode. Who's gonna tell her? Couldn't be man puzzles for this episode. Who's going to tell her. Couldn't be my ass. Who's going to tell her. Couldn't be my ass. Fuck.

All right. Here we go. Yes. These are from Mitchell. What are from Mitchell? Oh my God. Tell me these aren't riddles. Yes.

Ugh. These are warmup riddles. The idea is pretty simple. Mitchell just emailed us some of his opinions. These are warm-up riddles. The idea is pretty simple. Mitchell just emailed us some of his opinions. Yeah. These are some of them. These are Mitchell's opinions. Hey, if you have a list of five hot takes,

go ahead and email us your hot takes. Oh my god, I'm so excited for the hot takes episode. I want it to be brief, but it has to be five hot takes. One sentence. Here's the thing. They will will never ever get on the show if they are not legitimate hot takes if your hot take is like Water's too spicy or whatever Spicy It's not getting on the show. That is a hot. I want real ass

Controversial, what would be what would be an acceptable hot take? Give the listeners an example. What did Mitchell write in? He wrote in Riddles. Oh, I forgot it was Riddles, it wasn't hot takes. Oh, yeah. Hot takes would be like Pringles is the best chip. Tim Duncan is the best player of all time. Pringles is the best chip is wackadoo.

That's what I'm saying. That's insane. That's what I'm saying is no one feels that way, right? I know, that's wild. That's what I'm saying is no one feels that way, right? Okay, hot take. The Gira Dilly dark chocolate brownie mix is better than a homemade brownies from scratch. I feel like that's not that hot of a take. Depends on who's making it from scratch, I guess.

Yeah, you're right, okay. So it's like a dog is doing it? It's like a dog is making it from scratch. That's like saying surgery at a hospital is better than surgery at home. I guess it depends on who's doing it. Mitchell took 90s movie titles and switched them for cinemens.

Oh my God. Mitchell put cinnamon in movies and that's worthy of doing on the show? Mitchell, I'd rather hear your fucking hot takes, brother. Switch them for cinemims. Feel free to use my name. Thank you, Mitchell. Example, Deceased Authors Club.

Dead Poets Society. Exactly. Shit. Shit. Okay, wow, Adil's fucking fancy. Merde. As a French crab would say, merde. Still trying to think of hot takes.

I would like to see a scene. Adil, you are a beloved teacher that has really been there for us all year, and this is the last day of school, and it's me and JPC trying to thank you. Just want to thank you all for a great, um, a great year and I feel like everyone really brought their A game, but seriously, let me know if you need a letter of recommendation or anything at all.

Wow. Two scarlet letter puns in one sentence. Wow. This teacher's awesome! He's the best there ever was. I can't believe he's not coming back next year because of that huge scandal. Yeah, I did commit adultery. Everyone probably sees. Um. Well, we didn't know about that. We only knew about you siphoning money from the town. Oh. Um. Whoops. Yeah, because you were supposed to like run the music program, but you were kind of just collecting checks from the parents. Yeah. Collecting checks from the parents. And then I melted down all the brass instruments and sold it for scrap.

Um, so you won't be seeing me much, uh, maybe on TV. Um, because of your trial. Because of the trial. Yeah. It's sort of a Scopes Monkey trial situation where, you know, he's still teaching us. Wow. It's the last day of school, he's still teaching us.

I know how to read poetry because of you. Let's, so of course we've been studying the Scarlet Letter, now we're going to dive head first on the last day and do the Scopes Monkey trial. Just a quick little in and out, dip our toes in the Scopes Monkey trial. He's amazing. He's such a good teacher. Yeah, go for quick little in and out, dip our toes in the Scopes Monkey Trial. He's amazing. He's such a good teacher.

Yeah, go for it, we're listening, we're all ears. I think he's technically- We're all ears, go ahead. I think he's a music teacher, right? So the schools, put down, no, put down your instruments. Actually bring those up to the front, at the end of the class I do need to melt those down. So schools used to not teach evolution. He probably got caught

because of how much he says melt them down. Shut up. I want to hear about the scopes monkey trial. It's a musical term melt down. And thank you all for playing freeze frame at the top of class. I feel like that's always a great song to hear in brass. Just a beautiful song. So back in the olden days, evolution was not taught in schools. Creationism was a little taboo. For some people, for others, they embraced it. But you taught us both. I walk the middle line, right?

I don't drive on either side of the road, England, America. I wanna see his depth of knowledge on this trial. Please give him space. Intelligent design. So a teacher named Mr. Scopes, England's I want to see his depths of knowledge on this trial, please design So a teacher named mr. Scopes one day walks into school and I want to say Tennessee and there's a monkey in class And he says hello. Who's this? This is not it. No and the monkey and the monkey says God is dead and mr. Scopes says what did you say and the monkey say God is dead. And Mr. Scopes says, what did you say? And the monkey said, God is dead. And so Mr. Scopes and the monkeys, they start to kiss. The bell rang.

No, different bell. That's a different bell. No, that's the bell. No, no, no. I have my own bell. Scene, then. I have my own something, whatever that could have been. Okay. Jesus.

You sound like a Muppet. Sorry. Erin, you know what I, I don't say this enough. I don't know if I've ever said it. I really like when Muppets, I don't know if it's just Kermit or if all Muppets do it, when whoever's operating the Muppet. They scrunch their mouth.

They scrunch their mouth is, that brings me so much joy. It's the best, it's so funny. I wish my face could do that. I can do that with my butt. What? Okay, he's getting up, he's turning around. Okay, his butt is Kermit the Frog.

Kermit the butt. Kermit the butt. Yeah, it's Kermit the butt. Okay, plaything tail. You should be able to get these quickly. Wait a place thing tail. Mm-hmm play thing tail Story yeah never ending story. I'm sorry play something play thing toy story toy story doll story classic falsifier falsifier liar liar

suppressed vocalizations of young ovine. Shut up, little piggies. What is it? Suppressed? Shut up. Once you get the title of this, shut up, little piggies is gonna be so fucking funny. Clive Owen is, shut up, little piggies.

Suppressed vocalizationsiggies suppressed vocalizations suppressed Quiet pig quiet pig young over not pigs quite cow quiet Yeah, oh, what's an ovine? Bovine I know what a bovine is what's an ovine? I don't know I assumed it was it's a barnyard animal. Oh, Ovine. Charlotte's Web. No.

What was the first one? Suppressed? Vocalizations. Quiet? Hum. It's another word for quiet. Shush pig. Silent.

Yeah. Silence of the lambs. Yeah, silence of the lambs. I'd like to see a scene. Was an Ovine a lamb? Wait, what was the thing? Ovine is a lamb. That sucks so much. That's like to see a scene. Was an ovine a lamb? Wait, what was the thing? Ovine is a lamb. That sucks so much.

That's like the person, like bovine and ovine, they were like, yeah, I don't know, man. I'd like to see a scene from Shut Up, Little Piggy, which is sort of a knockoff of Silence of the Lambs. And Adil, you're the therapist interviewing JPC. I thought to come to your cell and just get some information about what you did. Could you tell me about what happened to put you in this place? Shut up, little piggy.

Rude. Okay. Alright, I'll see you later. I had some food and stuff, but never mind. I'll go talk to someone else. Wait, what do you mean talk to someone else? Ah well, uh, uh, uh, she gone. Crap. Well? Hello, I'm a therapist and I've come to talk to you about what you've done. Please tell me. Shut up, little piggy. Yikes, how rude. Good day sir. No wine or cheese for you.

It's just kind of... I'm trying to display my... I'm a serial killer, you know? Don't just leave. Why come? Hi, um, Daphne, Daphne, go talk to the man, go up to the glass and talk to the man, Daphne. My child has some questions for a book report. Um, how many people have you killed? Don't tug at your dress, Daphne. Try a different tack. My, aren't you a nice young woman. How rude, I was told that you say shut up pig

as a calling card. Daphne, let's go. Come on, dear. Warden, warden, warden. Yes? I think I'm ready for my lethal injection. You're not scheduled to be injected. Schedule it then! Oh my god!

Okay, let's see, let's see, let's see. This place sucks. Let's see, let's see, what are you doing? Let's see, what are you doing Friday the 28th? 3 p.m. Okay, let me see, we're on a daily schedule, 23 hours of solitary confinement, or one hour they splash some water on me,

and then they feed me some food through my mouth hole. I think I'm free that day. Shut up, little piggy. A petulant serial killer is something we need. Passive aggressive serial killer. Expire forcefully. Expire forcefully. Die hard.

Ooh, nice one. Yes, yes. Marriage vocalist. The wedding singer. Yep. Never had one lesson. Reptile period reserve. The Jurassic Park.

Yes. Reptile period reserve. I do wanna see the scene. Oh my God. Let me float it by, Erin. Hey Erin. Yeah, what's up? Hey Adel. I called for a scene without really thinking about it.

I was gonna have two dinosaurs that just got their period, but... Oh, that's not good, is it? I feel like you're gonna be in the scene and you're gonna be like, I don't really wanna play this and then JPC is gonna be like, I got my period and it's, you know, protozoic. Right, so we started burning through all the jokes right now,

so maybe we can pivot. How do we know how bad our neighborhood is? You two are two dinosaurs and you just got your period for the first time. Whoa, whoa, what, what is, what the hell did I sit in something? What the hell? Oh my god, Veronica! I can't, I can't, I'm a t-rex, I can't, I can't I can't I'm a t-rex. I can't I can't help Here I can't girl girl. I got you here. Here's a tampon. Thank you

You know what to do with those little arms. Thank you. I can't I can't Girl, yeah, no way. I'm not doing it. I can't girl. I didn't ask you. I'm just saying I can't you're saying I can't but you want me to do Just have to figure I mean if I don't use a tampon. I'll simply go extinct That's not that kid that could be That's not how we that couldn't be how we all can't that's not and how... that couldn't be how we all... But I can't... I can't... And how would that even work? I don't know... I don't know! Oh, this is getting bad. Oh, I'm leaving a trail.

I can hear... I can hear velociraptors. You're a T-rex. I'm chumming the ground. Is that a phrase? Can you chum on land? You're an apex predator. Excuse me? Velociraptors are chickens. You'll be okay. That's okay though,

you're huge. I think you'll be fine. I think you'll be fine from this. I'm a pacifist. What's that? Peggy, I'm a pacifist. You know, that's the other thing. You've been calling me Peggy. It's just eggy. The pee is silent. Every pee that I have is silent, okay? Well, not every pee, because I've heard it sounds like a racehorse sometimes at the Watering Hole. First of all, that's not a pea, that's me on my ear, Ian. Okay? Seed. No, no, no one called seed. I did. I was gonna let that go for 10 minutes. I was a pterodactyl, and pterodactyl is the P is silent. Erin, does that make sense to you? No. Great.

Pteral. Pteral. More of these please. Virtuous desire tracking. Virtuous desire tracking. Dead man walking. Good horny spreadsheet. Good will hunting.

Good will hunting. Otherwise it would have been Good horny spreadsheet. Good Will Hunting. Good Will Hunting. Otherwise known as good horny spreadsheet. All spreadsheets are pretty horny if you like to be organized. That's right. Do you like Excel? How do you like them Excel? Them Excel.

Them Excel. How do you like them Excel? Chronological Enforcement Officer. Date? Chronological Enforcement Officer. Chronological En officer. Date? Chronological enforcement officer. Zodiac. No.

Chronological enforcement officer? Kindergarten cop. Something cop. Time cop. Time cop. Time cop. Jean-Claude Van Damme. A typical innate drive.

A typical innate drive. Um, rush out. A typical. Different, different, different drive, different. Innate odd internal go. What was it again, Aaron? A typical innate drive. A typical innate drive. Atypical, innate drive. Atypical is like strange, strange, stranger, different, odd.

Unusual, unusual suspects. Unusual suspects. Okay. I think I feel like I'm trying to think of any... Oh, actually I would say not, instead of atypical to do typical. Typical is better. Typical. Typical, innate, drive? Typical, regular, normal.

Yeah now we're on the right track. Um, ordinary people. Ordinary... Typical, uh, average, everyday. Yeah. Average. Yeah. Every day. Average. You're getting close.

No, you're getting, like, we're circling the word. Standard. God. Standard. Base package. L-E trim. Oh. God damn.

Synonyms. Seminund. Seminund. Erin, can you give us maybe an actor that was in this movie? Um, I don't... No. You don't know a single actor from this movie? How would we ever get it?

Normal. Again, this has a famous shot in this movie. Oh. And if I give up, if I say any actors in this, you're gonna get it right away. Star Wars, Joker, Star Wars. The stair scene. It involves a white dress and someone sitting in a chair.

Oh, oh, Basic Instinct. Yes. Wow, nice one. I'd like to see a scene. I've never seen Basic Instinct, but I know the cultural touchstone of the dress and the chair. I'd like to see a scene.

You guys are in a scene and JPC, you are accidentally flashing Adol when you open your legs a little bit and Adol you're trying to be politely pointed out to him to make him. And what's the context? We're... You guys, I don't know what the context is in the movie. So just you can make up a context. Okay. were... You guys, I don't know what the context is in the movie, so just you can make up a context. Okay. Well, well, well. I see what's going on here. You, my roommate, are stealing

my stuff in the middle of the night. You thought I was on vacation, Roger, didn't you? In fact, I knew that you weren't on vacation. I wanted you to be home because... Because... No, I'm about to... This is the climax. I'm about to let you know my whole... My whole thing. Ooh, why don't you stand behind this towel here?

I'll stand where I please, if it pleases you. Oh, no. You thought that I thought that it pleases you. Oh no. You thought that I thought that you were on vacation. Why are you swiveling back and forth? It's slavica gets. But I wanted there to be a hole in your alibi. Come on, you know what you're doing. You thought that I was just some boner who you could blow over.

Come on. But I had an evil plan to show you my penis in my butthole. Seed. Seed. Come on. Come on. All right. Have you ever accidentally, Erin, I know that you have.

What? Oh, okay. Exposed yourself? Accidentally exposed yourself to someone? Yes. I don't think so. I have never, I have never, well, I guess, I almost had accidentally intentionally

exposed myself to someone, but I have had someone open a bathroom door on me. Oh, I've had that, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's fair. Oh. That's fair. And that's what I said to. Oh, I've had that. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. That's fair. Oh. That's fair. And that's what I said to the person. I said, hey man, that's fair.

You got me. Hey man. Good game. Hey, good game. Good game, good game. It's always though, the thing about a bathroom door that you'll like go into a public bathroom and you'll like shut the door and you'll be like, wow, this doesn't really lock.

But I guess it like shuts good enough. Yeah. Terrible. Terrible thought process, because that is nine times out of ten gonna end with someone opening that door. You know what I mean? First turning it, like, ten times to be like, you know what a locked door is.

Why do you keep checking it? You're eventually gonna knock something loose. Yeah. Oh, this is the one you gotta kick in. This is one of those a trick to it. Yeah. Oh, this is the one you gotta kick in. This is one of those bathroom stalls that auto shuts that you just have to push in. Where they have shoes at the bottom just to confuse you. It's shoes on the ground

so you know where to put your shoes. It's like blocking tape. Yeah, yeah, exactly. All right. Erin, do we have any more movies? No, I think those are it for now. So we're gonna take a quick little break, just a small break. If that's okay? Yeah, of course.

Try to think of some more hot takes. Uh, hey French Crab, do you have any hot takes? Hmm, Chicken Codon Bleu is better than Filet Mignon. Come on, man. FIFTY FIVE FOUR EIGHT RETURN This podcast is sponsored by Squarespace. Ah, unbelievable. Hey, Addle. Hey, Erin. Sorry.

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Oh, what the hell? Sorry, sorry. Sorry. You look so comfortable on your heels asleep. You're rubbing a dinner glass on my eye. What were you doing? Don't tell anyone we sleep in the same bed. Sorry, I'm the glass man. Aaron, it's fine.

I've told you it's fine. This is weird. You're the who? I'm the glass man. I used to be the sand man, but then I fell asleep on the beach. Turned to glass, I'm the glass man. Your powers are no good here because we have a Helix mattress.

It's a midnight lux. It's the best night's sleep we've ever gotten. Yeah, and Erin and I talked about it. We realized that we have the same bed, so we thought like, why do we have to like sleep in our own beds when it's the same bed, so we should be able to sleep in the same bed. Why do you say that?

But we both agreed to it, Erin. Interesting, interesting. But it is such a good night's sleep. The quiz took like two seconds, it was so easy. I mean, it looks so comfortable. I'm laying down, I'm already... Help yourself. Help yourself, Glass Man.

Oh, I should say also my car has license plates. Vanity says Glassman. Everyone honks at me. It's so funny. For sure, for sure. Well, Glassman, you've got to get yourself into a Helix Sleep mattress. This is, bar none, the best mattress that I have ever owned. And it will not be the last Helix Sleep mattress that I own.

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Mm-hm, and there's no singing in the bed, but P is fine. P is fine. Hey, I got no complaints. P is fine. I'm JPC. Why would I got no complaints. Pee is fine. I'm JPC. Why would I say no to Pee? Pee is my middle name, kinda. It will cut that. It will cut this.

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Hit us with it. Dot, let's, we'll each do one. We'll go back and forth, dot, dot, dot, dot, okay. Oh, I thought you were hitting me with a code I was hitting you we're gonna do it we're doing it okay I'm sorry you guys are being really offensive yeah oh okay okay dot dash dot dash dash dot doubt dot dash leash dot do it that die deep leash Aaron do you want to translate? I'll marry you I will do it. They just proposed to me Yes, yes a thousand times yes

Aaron someone proposed to you with like one of those The smoke riding airplanes or whatever that's called sky writing. I'd be like, what are you doing? How do you know me? How do you even know me at all? How do you want it to happen? Come on, you gotta have a fantasy. You gotta have a fantasy. No woman as old as you are who isn't married can have a fantasy.

Yeah. Yeah. Ah! That's so fucking funny. Well, I don't know if I'll ever get married. I don't know if 100% necessary. I do, you won't. Well, I don't know if I'll ever get married. I don't know if it's 100% necessary. You won't.

Hey, thanks. But if I did, I would maybe, I would want it to be specific to whoever's proposing to me, like a special spot. Definitely nothing with the crowd or public or on a screen. I don't like to be perceived. Okay, so not like a Panera and you go to eat your bread bowl and there's a little crunch and it's a ring or something. Oh, God, that sounds horrible.

Do you think that you would like, are you the kind of person who would be savvy enough to pick up on it? You're like, wait, why are they inviting me back to the prison where we met? You're like, hold on. Hold on. I think I know what's going on here. I used to wear big hats at that prison and come and cook razor blades into cakes for you at this very prison. Razor blades. I am.

I like instead of being like, let me get you out of here. Let me spring you. It's like, let me make sure you can cut some flesh off. Yeah, let me give you a weapon. I think, yeah, I can pick up on a breaking pattern pretty easily. Like when Zorp said I love you for the first time, I was like, are you about to me?

And I was like, are you about to break up with me? Like he was like very nervous and kind of sweaty, and I was like, something's happening. So I think I would probably be able to. He said I love you and you said, are you about to break up with me? Before, well no, I didn't say it out loud. I just was like, are you okay?

You seemed like, he seemed like sick. Yeah. Oh, okay, okay. I was like, oh, you seem like really going through something. I got on the floor next to him and I was like, are you okay? I thought someone said that they loved you and your first response was,

oh no, you have to break up with me. That sounds like me. And then I was like, that might be something for therapy. Well, for sure I have an attitude like that. But I think also if I were to want to get proposed, hypothetically, if somewhere in Massachusetts or New England would be quite nice. Like Castle Island or Isabella Stewart Gardner Museum.

But I actually, I don't really care. Like I don't, there's some stuff I care about and that is not one of them. I mean, I've said it a thousand times. I'll say it a thousand times again. As long as she's rich. As long as I'm rich, I will whatever. Only thing I care about.

The John Kerry method. Yes. Exactly. The Heinz heiress. Oh, you know what I would care about though is a ring. But he fucked a hunts in college. I don't want a ring that's too expensive. I said fuck the hunts.

Marry a Heinz, fuck a hunts. That's everyone in New England says. Yes. Why eat the, why eat the mustard if you can get the ketchup for free? If you're not fucking an everyday value 365 when you're young, I don't know what you're doing. Talk about stone ground. Oh guys, send this clip to Joshua Jackson

when he proposes to me. I don't want a real diamond. I want moissanite and I don't want an expensive ring. I want like lab grown moissanite, not a real diamond. The stuff they froze on SolarWind? Yes. And I want sapphires and I want the band to be gold. Gold ring, some sort of sapphire,

some sort of diamond replacement. And if I lose the ring, it's not a big deal because it wasn't expensive. It's something vintage inspired. And that's it. What about a tattoo ring? No, horrible. Whoa.

So you do care. Okay, you do care. No, it would hurt. That would hurt so bad. I care about the ring part of it. But I also, I don't want it to be too sticky up so when I put on a sweater, it doesn't get stuck. Oh, like you don't want a big rock

that you can take to the gals and have everyone go, oh my god. Oh my god. No, I don't want that. But also, I don't even know if I wanna get married. I don't know anything. Cause you know, again, someone said I love you and you said like, where are the cameras or whatever.

Yeah, I was like, what? And Erin, here's what I'll say. Are you gonna puke? Do not even worry was like, what? And Aaron? Are you going to puke? Do not even worry about it, OK? You have plenty of time. Nah, not plenty of time. What do you have? You have moments.

I think JPC is stressed. You have moments. JPC wants me to have a baby, and he's stressed that I'm running out of time. Is that it? Oh. Did you see they're banning vibrators in Texas? I don't know.

I don't know about. Yeehaw. Ride a cowboy. JPC, JPC, should we, Aaron, it looks like someone has joined the live stream. Should we have them turn on their video and say what they want to say? Oh my God. Is it Joshua Jackson? Oh my God.

Is he proposing? Casey, shoot your shot. Casey, do you Joshua Jackson impression? Casey sounds like Casey. That would be shocking. Yeah. Casey, shoot your shot. Casey, do you Joshua Jackson impression? Casey sounds like Casey. That would be shocking. Yeah, Casey Pacey. Pacey, and Pacey was Joshua Jackson's character. Yes, Pacey, Casey, Casey.

Was it Pace Picante that was like the salsa where it's like if you didn't eat it, they kill you or something? Was that Pace Picante? Pace Picante was the salsa where they did the commercial where the cowboy said, New York City, let's go there and get a vibrator. Huh? We're cowboys, but can't get them in Texas.

Um, yeah, it's all fine. Everything's fine. How are you guys? Yeah, I think it's great. Yeah, it's great. I think it's good. Why were you guys thinking about proposing to me? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no'm gonna say no every time, but I love the attention.

Yeah, well, yeah, yeah. God. All right. These are from, and you're not gonna believe it, Casey, but with K. Oh. Okay. Still with a C though? No.

With an S. Oh yeah, with an S. With an S, okay. K-A-S-E-Y. K-A-S-E-Y. Hmm, interesting. Hmm. Not the way I would do it.

All right, well, that doesn't matter. I'm listening through the back catalog. I guess that doesn't matter. I'm listening through the back catalog and was inspired by Anthony Burch's Pop Chain Riddles from episode 198. You have to link pop culture works, they're all movies, TV shows, video games, and books,

by using a shared word slash syllable or a form of that word for example blade to cool runnings is Blade blade runner cool runnings Got it. Okay. So the word doesn't have to match up It has to be like a version of that could be a different tense of it. Yeah. Sometimes it will match up, sometimes it won't.

All right, children of men to black widow. Okay, children of men, men in black, black widow. Nice. You want me to put my hands on my head like this, right? Yes, and also this isn't always just one thing in between, it can be multiple things in between. Just as a headshot. Jesus Christ.

Will you tell us how many or no? Unless, if you, I think you can probably do it without me telling and if you're stuck, I'll tell you how many. The fly to the ring. So are we doing fly to the or fly to ring? How does it work? The fly to the ring. The fly to the or fly to ring? How does it fly to the ring? The fly to the ring.

But does that answer my question? Are we doing? The fly. Fly to the moon. The fly. Blah. It just has to be a similar word, so I guess it could be the, but I doubt it's not. Oh, only a handful of movies fit that.

The fly, there's a movie called The Ringer, but that wouldn't be the ring. It could also, remember it can be a different version of the word fly. Could it be like flight? What's the George Clooney? Oh, that's up in the air. Flight, no, I don't want to say that movie.

Fly. Flight of the Bumblebees, is that a song? Fly. How many, are we looking for one, Erin, or are we looking for multiple? You're looking for two, there's two things in between. The fly and the ring. Is the word flight, Erin?

It's not flight, but it's a different version of the word fly. Flu. One flew over the cuckoo's nest. It's multiple of them. Flying. Nope, multiple. Flights.

Flights. Flies. Lord of the flies. Yep. Lord of the rings, the ring. Yes, you got it. The last of us. Wait, wait, wait.

What? Can you give, it was the fly? The fly. The Lord of the flies. The Lord of the flies. Lord of the? Wait, wait. What? Can you give, it was the fly? The fly. The Lord of the Flies. The Lord of the Flies. Lord of the Rings. The ring. The ring.

Okay. That was a tough one for sure. Yeah, it was a tough one, but also I feel like, I don't know that the spirit of the game is just like, this feels like too much free association. This doesn't feel like a puzzle. It feels like it has to either start with fly, it can't just be like, the fly.

Complain, complain, all you do is complain. The last of us to seven samurai. The last of us to seven samurai. The last of us, the last samurai, seven samurai. Yeah. Okay. Adel's having an easy time. I wouldn't say that. I'd say he got the easy ones.

Girl interrupted to Dragon Ball Z. Girl interrupted, girl balls, girl, girl. Girl balls, I love that money. Girl with the dragon tattoo. Yep. Ooh. Dragon Ball Z. Wait.

You got it. Oh, monster's ball. No, you got it, it's just three. Girl interrupted, the girl with the dragon tattoo, dragon ball Z. Sea chicken dragon, I see, I see. Dragon. Oh.

Yeah, yeah. Okay. Crazy Rich Asians to Love Actually. Don't necessarily know that this game actually works. It does. Crazy Rich Asians. I don't think so. I think you just don't like it.

Crazy Rich Asians. There's a difference. Crazy and Love, love actually. That works, but they're thinking of a different movie. Oh, beautiful. It's one movie? Yeah, it's one movie. What's the C.P. Rowl Ryan Gosling one?

Yeah, it's that one. Crazy. Crazy Stupid Love? Yeah, love actually. Crazy Stupid Love, thank you. Night at the Museum to the Hunt for Red October. And this one's four. And remember, it can be anything from media. Night at the Museum to Hunt for red October. And this one's four. And remember it can be anything from media.

Night at the museum to hunt for red October? Yep. Night at the museum. This is gonna be very hard. Night at the museum. Night of the living dead. Yes. Dead. Red dead redemption.

Yes. Really? Yeah. Oh, we're switching the video game? Yeah, I said that to any media. I read Red Dead Redemption. Yes. Really? Yeah. Oh, we're switching to video games? Yeah, I said that to any media. I read that at the beginning. Okay, Red Dead Redemption. That's the mark of a good game is that

we can just go from movies to video games. There's four things in between. I like this game. So did we get it? Yeah, the hunt for Red October at the end. King Kong to the Witcher. King Kong to the Witcher, Kong to the Witcher King Kong this has two connective things Donkey Kong Coal Island no King Kong King

Richard no King the King and I King Kong King Kong I love this one this is my favorite one so far King King of the Hill. Nope. Wait, what was the end one? The Witcher. The Witcher. So it's something with witch in it. It's the one right before it.

The lion, the witch, and the wardrobe. Can I work backwards? Yep. You can work backwards. The lion, the witch, and the wardrobe? Is second to last, yeah. That's the one that connects to the Witcher. And then probably lion.

Richard the lion-hearted king. King lion, lion. And then probably Lion. Yeah. Richard the Lion-Hearted King, King Lion, Lion, Lion King. Lion King. Yes. King Kong, the Lion King, the Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe, and the Witcher. Wow. King Richard was the Lion King, right?

Huh? No, the Lion King was Mufasa. Was it King Richard the Lion-Hearted or something? JBC. Richard the Lion-Hearted? Yeah. I think you can definitely get this one. George of the Jungle to the Book Thief.

George of the Jungle, Jungle Cruise. No. Tom Cruise. It's only one connective thing. George of the Jungle to what? The Book Thief. A very sad, very sad book. The Book Thief, Book of Eli, George Eli. A very sad, very sad book. Oh, the book thief.

Book of Eli, George Eli. The book thief. So I either want book or thief. No. And I want the silence here. Well, yeah, you want book. This one's been pointed at JPC. But also, but then there's something from George of the Jungle that's in connecting with book.

There's a word in the title. George of the Jungle Book? Yeah, so it's George of the Jungle, the Jungle Book, the Book Thief. The Book Thief. Yeah. Okay. The Santa Claus to Superman. This one's great too.

Santa Claus. And this has two connectives. The Santa Diaries. Santa Claus. And this has two connectives. The Santa Diaries, Santa Claus. Red One, which is a movie about Santa. This might be helpful to work backwards. It might always be helpful to work backwards. What was the end one? Superman.

Superman to Super Mario Brothers. Super something. Man of Steel. Super something? Super bad. Super bad. Super something. Man of Steel. Super something? Super bad. Super bad. Super bad. And now you back. We're trying to get back to the Santa Claus.

Bad Santa. Bad Santa. Yeah. Billy Bad Thornton. Billy Bad Thornton. Billy Bad Thornton. Billy Bass Thornton. I'd like to see a scene.

I do wanna see a scene. I'd be chuffed. Take me to the river. All right, so it's a thing where, you know how in the Santa Claus, Tim Allen slowly turning into Santa? Yes. GPC, that's happening to you,

and your neighbor's going through the same thing, but he's slowly turning into Superman, and you're thinking he's getting the better deal. So I'm turning into Santa, but my neighbor's turning into Superman? Superman, yeah, slowly. Yeah. Oh, same with me. Like, I feel like my body is changing?

Right? Like, aren't you feeling like you're getting more muscles and, like, better posture? No. What? What? Look at me. Look at me. I feel awful. Like, my back fucking hurts. I'm like... Oh, weird. My hair's going white. Like, your hair seems to be getting like darker and... Slicked back kind of. Slicked back with a little like curl to it.

Yeah. And you can fly too, right? I mean yeah, if I'm... Roger, can you fly? In a specific car with a specific propulsion system, I mean like... A plane? No, it's more like a bunch of beer from the forest whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa there's like a what is this growing out of the

back of my neck it's like a is this like cloth it's like a red long piece of cloth what is this it's also red cloth but it's like not big it's like a big bag got a big sack Ratchie Oh, that might be a goiter that might be a goiter. Can I ask you a question like just between you and me? How'd you kill him? Because I know how I killed my guy total accident anybody do it. How'd you kill yours puts on glasses? Oh, hi I don't know if we've met dude takes off glasses. It's me Yeah, yeah, we're in mid-conversation with each other.

I'm wondering, I wanna know, did he get crept tonight? Okay, here's what happened. I was in my car, right? And I accidentally drove into a, I was mudding, you know, like how kids go mudding, you know, driving through a cornfield. My car flipped, I was trapped, I screamed for help. Guy pulls me out of my car, right as he trapped. I scream for help guy pulls man of my car

Right as he pulls me out, and I'm safe Meteor straight through his chest out of nowhere So I got him it. I think that's how I happened. I'm buddy I get out of the car and stuck. I'm screaming for help. I look up to the sky meteor smashes Flying across the sky you put your other fucker. Do you put your hand through the hole? Yeah? I put my head that's stupid. Yeah, but your head to the hole as well. It started that one other fuckers. God damn it What night did you go mudding? This was last Tuesday. I went on a Thursday fuck my life. Yeah, yeah, I was gonna go on Tuesday, but I had diarrhea

Yeah Now I've gonna go on Tuesday, but I had diarrhea. Yeah Now I've got diarrhea all the time Lord about Santa Claus I would All the time if DC put out a comic, you know How they have like Batman and Elmer Fudd if they did a comic that was Superman and Santa teaming up I'd buy it Yeah, that's a fun team up. That's a fun team up. And Santa's like jaded. Yeah.

And like smoking a cigar the whole time and eating like milk and cookies. Yeah. I like this. Are you guys gonna see the Superman movie? No. Is that something you would go see in theaters? I'm fucking tired.

I don't care who directed it. I have so much superhero fatigue. I can't do another one. I'm sorry. I'll see it in 40X with you, JPC, if it comes to 40X. Oh, well, for'm, I have so much superhero fatigue. I can't do another one, I'm sorry. I'll see it in 40X with you, JPC, if it comes to 40X. Oh, well, for sure, yeah. But otherwise I'll probably wait till, till the video streaming. Superman is,

it's gotta be the one hero that, like I would see it if it was a Batman movie. I, I, I like Batman. I think people have enough takes on Batman, but Superman is just like so uninteresting to me as a character. Yeah. I do think this one is maybe, it's either based on a James Robinson run

or a Grant Morrison run, I believe. Grant Morrison is great. Anything Grant Morrison touches is pretty great. There was, well, what was the one, Mark Millar maybe did one that was called Red Sun, which was what if instead of falling in Kansas, Superman fell in Russia? And I thought that was interesting.

Yeah, I guess so, but I think that even just the idea the character of Superman to me is just like, eh. Snooze. Yeah, he's a real snooze for me. All right, couple more of these. Goodfellas to Coyote Ugly, which would be a very funny double feature if anyone is looking for something to do.

Yeah, that is. Goodfellas to Coyote Ugly. The good, the bad and the ugly. Yeah, see? Nice, very nice. See? What do you see me with that content? Yeah, I'm saying that you get it, you like the game.

I know what these are. She's giving me a break. That's not what it means. Yes, you do. The thing to you. The thing, that thing you do. That works too, but that's not the one that they're doing. Do you the right thing do?

No. Do you the the right thing, dude? The thing to you. The thing. It's a rom-com. Do the right thing, do the thing. That thing, 10 Things I Hate About You? Yes. Ooh, nice one. Fallout to Wedding Crashers.

And this has three in between. Holy shit. Little harder. Wedding Singer? Is that before wedding crashers? Wedding crashers. No. Oh, crash the- Yeah, you can work backwards.

The one in the Oscar? It's gonna be, no, it's gonna be wedding. Yeah, wedding. Wedding, the wedding, fuck. What's the first one, Erin? Fallout. Fallout. 10 weddings and a funeral, what's that movie?

Three weddings and a funeral? Not that one. There's another one that it's a rom-com. It's a great rom-com. Julia Roberts. That has Zord Wedding in it. My best friend's wedding. Nope.

My... That one's terrifying. My... That's terrifying. It's my something, my... My wedding with Andre. No, my... My wedding with Andre!

My wedding with Andre rules. My, and not my best friend's wedding? No. But it's a my movie with wedding? Mm-hmm. Muriel's, my Muriel's wedding. No, and then there's descriptions of what kind of wedding it is.

My wedding, my wedding. This was sort of a- My very funny wedding. Like an indie darling that really- My big fat Greek wedding. Yes. And then. Azorba the Greek. Something Greek.

Get him to the Greek. Yep. Get out. Yes, fall out. Fall out. Nice. Get out, get him to the Greek, my big fat Greek wedding, okay.

Wow. I love the Greek. Have you guys been to the Greek in Los Angeles before? No. Great outdoor venue. It's not as big as the Hollywood Bowl. But I guys been to the Greek in Los Angeles before? It's a great outdoor venue. It's not as big as the Hollywood Bowl. But I did have to get Russell Brand there. Oh yeah. Like really quickly one time.

Yeah, he was doing this thing where he was like telling the truth about vaccines. And so I had to get him like as fast as possible. Couldn't be nicer. Couldn't be nicer. Oh my God, Russell Brand, the nicest guy you'll ever meet. The nicest guy. We're gonna be at the Hollywood Bowl seeing...

Oh, I thought you meant here, we're gonna do a show at the Hollywood Bowl. Oh, I wish. No, I actually don't. That would be terrifying. We're gonna see Cynthia Erivo and I wanna say Adam Lambert? I think we are.

And Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ. Superstar. Goldfinger to Shutter Island. Goldfinger to Shutter Island. I'm gonna say finger to Shudder Island. Gold finger to Shudder Island. I'm gonna say island is gonna be the word. Unless it's shut. No. Shut, eyes wide shut.

Eyes wide shut. Yeah, eyes wide shut. Put your finger in my eyes. Golden eye. Golden eye. Golden eye. Yeah, gold finger. Golden eye, eyes wide shut, yeah. Yeah, nice guys. Last one. Back to that bond?

Okay. Miscongeniality to Eternals. Now, are Okay. Miscongeniality to Eternals. Now are you saying Miscongeniality to? No. Miscongeniality to Eternals. Okay, now are you saying Miscongeniality to? Oh my God. Eternals, Sunshine of a Spotless Mind.

Spotless Mind. That comes before Eternals, and then there's one more between Misconeniality and Eternal Sunshine. Eternal Sunshine. Little Miss Sunshine. Yes, you got it.

Thank you Casey for those. I loved them. And Other Casey, can we have a voicemail, Thebe? And a voicemail, please? Why isn't that Casey, Other Casey? There are Casey's. Oh, hell yeah. Oh, I love it. Oh, and he just crashed into my house. Oh, and he just crashed into my house. Oh, and he just crashed into my house. Oh, and he just crashed into my house. Oh, and he just crashed into my house.

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As always, you can submit a voicemail theme, 30 seconds or less, as a WAV file, hrpodcast.gmail.com. I guess let's hear a fucking voicemail, right? Hey, crew crew. I am wondering what y'all's opinions are on olives. My best friend hates them, partner loves them, I think they're disgusting. Seems to be a pretty divisive topic. Thanks.

Well, there's an old thing that people who are meant to be together, one of them loves olives and one of them hates olives. So it sounds like they're with your soulmate. Is that a thing? Yeah. What is that thing? I've never heard that thing. Yeah.

I will say Kalamata olives, meh. Green olives, fuck yes. Green olives on pizza, fuck hell, fucking yes, yes. I do not like olives on pizza, but I hated olives growing up. And then, and I'd say in the last two years, I've grown to love olives. And now my drink of choice is like a very dirty martini. Olive juice?

Olive juice with a splash of vodka. Can I just get a cold pressed olive juice? Yeah. I think, I think green olives are just nature's candy. Unbelievably good. I think Kalamata or other types of olives are, like black olives, I think are disgusting. Like a dip with black olives and a crisp. I love all olives.

I love black, I love green. I love black olives on pizza. My go-to pizza is black olive and green pepper. But green olives are great. I love stuffed olives. Like you get the olives with the feta cheese. Oh yeah, those are good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, man. And what I love, and this is something I don't own, but I kind of, I don't need, but I would like to own. I could very easily own it. I don't wanna make it seem like it's a big purchase. But you know those like long, skinny, tiny forks that you just use for olives?

Oh yeah, or like cornichons or something? Yeah, I'd love to have one of those. Basically a fork that gets through a very narrow long jar. I don't have one of those forks, I just use regular forks, but man, I love a little tiny olive fork. That's a good fork. I just pulled up my online purchase history.

There's a type of olive called castelaventrano, C-A-S-T-E-L-V-E-T-R-A-N-O, Castelventrano. But those, to me, those are the king of olives. They're green, they're big, they're buttery, very, very buttery. We buy those a lot. Mariah loves those olives. Those are very good olives. How do you say it?

I always just pick a different Italian sounding word or I call them Castlevania olives. Castlevania. I call them Castlevania olives, I think that's easier. When I put them on the grocery list, I put Castlevania olives. I know which olives those are. When I get to the grocery store, there is no confusion. I'm not gonna accidentally pick up the,

what is Castlevania like the... Simon Labonne. Yeah, I'm not gonna pick up the wrong olives. It's a word that I don't know. Uh, well, that's how we feel about olives. So that's sort of where we stand. Sounds like, don't bring us black olives, bring us sort of briny olives. I'll take them.

Yeah, I'll take them. We all want to have some, JPC, so... Yeah, but if you're bringing us food, I'm going to throw it away. Do not, do not... Yeah, don't bring us food. But... Don't bring us olives. I'm just saying. I'm going to throw it away. Do not, do not. Yeah, don't bring us food. But. Don't bring us olives. I'm just saying. I'm just saying.

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