Hey Riddle Riddle - #378: Original Swanzo

Episode Date: October 15, 2025

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This is a headgum podcast. The doctor was the mother. He stood on a block of ice. Both of the network of fish. It was the cabin of an airplane. He stabbed him with an ice cream. And the horse was Friday. Two, three, four, a hit with a ritual.

Sir, ma'am, sir, ma'am, a moment of your time? A moment of your time. Sorry, we're kind of in a rush. It'll only take a moment, and you could end up in a commercial. Oh, honey, you've always wanted to be on TV. That's true. I said I do it at any cost. Is it a TV commercial or radio?

It is a TV commercial. Oh. Are you familiar with the Pepsi Challenge? No. Uh, yeah, where you have to guess and see if it's Coke or Pepsi. Oh, I guess they look dumb. It's, no, you are each entitled to your own, you know, experience in the world. It's fine that you didn't know about it, and you did.

It's kind of like that, but in the Pepsi challenge, it wasn't whether you could identify them. It was just which one you liked better because you would sip them both and say, I like this one better. And then they would be like, that's actually Pepsi. And they're like, whoa, I'm a Coke drinker. I can't believe I like Pepsi better. It's, so yeah, it's not about picking those. one. It's just which one you like better. But they presumably cut out all the times that someone said they liked Coke better. Like, obviously if you're doing that and it's fair and it's

not actors. Yeah. No, it's actually Pepsi. The studies have shown that people like the first sip of Pepsi more than the first sip of Coke. It's that when you continue to drink the Pepsi, it actually starts tasting worse and worse and worse. They didn't really have to doctor that very much. Yeah. So you're familiar with the Pepsi challenge. This is an ad for Pepsi. No, no. It's like the Pepsi challenge. I use that as a way to get people in because if they're familiar with the Pepsi challenge, they won't be as upset about what I am offering.

Upset. Can we talk alone for a second? Yeah, me and you? What are we going to talk about? No, hold on. Sir, back off, please. No, I'm sorry. I just moved to the city

and it's been so hard to make friends. Honey, what do you think? I mean, let's see if it pays anything. Yeah, good. Smart, smart, smart. Does it pay anything? Oh, yeah. If we use you end up using you in the commercial, you make $500. But we don't get paid unless you end up using us.

Yeah. I mean, if you, everybody signs a lease and then if they end up using you in the commercial, they pay you $500. So you're using our labor for free, though, if you don't pay us. No, we're just wasting your time. Because we're not using it at all. If we don't put it in the commercial, then we're not using it. Oh, this is like when I didn't get paid for 60 minutes because they blurred my face and altered my voice when I was a whistleblower for a three mile island. Yes. Remember that, honey? Wait a minute.

That was you? Shit. Well, also, they can't pay whistleblowers because then it invalidates the whistleblower protection, right? Because then, yeah. Why did I blow the whistle? That's corporate espionage is what you're talking about. That's selling secrets. Yeah.

That was my dad's company. Your dad's company was three mile island. Yes. what did your dad do you know do you do you so what yes so what this is called is it's the pulpsy challenge i have pepsy with pulp okay you can't say ooh now we can't use this part of the video it all Pepsi no Pepsi it's not about Pepsi it's not about Pepsi at all Pepsi's just the way in for people because they know they have a a scheme for what the Pepsi challenge is

so that if I explain the Pulpsey challenge people get it. All right, what's pulpsy? Pulpsey is nothing. It's just I have different kinds of pulp and you have to drink all the pulp and tell me which pulp you like better and then I say, that's actually,

but that I don't, I can't tell you what it actually is until you drink it because that's the whole commercial. She'll do it. You'll, hey, I don't want to drink that stuff. It smells.

I just like shit. Don't say that. Now we can't use this whole part. I can't use it. Okay. And it's got to be couples. It has to be couples. Couples tests so well.

And listen, I blew the whistle for us. I thought, you know how your dad is where he's just so domineering like he's just always got to have a foot in the door of our life. I just wanted him out of the picture. You destroyed my family and we'll talk about it later. Fine. Okay. Now we can't use this part either.

It's too sad. No, you can. Just change my face. Her, pulpsie looks and smells just like your urine. How would you know what my urine looks and sounds like? Honey, run! JPC, what are you doing on the street? Oh my God, are you doing the pulpsy challenge again?

No, no, I'm doing court-ordered apologies. JPC, give me the pulpsie. It's not pulpsie, okay? There is no such thing as pulpsies. Yeah, it's your pee that you put pulp in. Or wait, is your pee coming out like that at all? We got to take them to the doctor. Quick, run.

Doctor, our friend has pulp pee. Hey, welcome to Hey, Riddle, Riddle, the home of Pulpsie. I'm JPC. I'm Adorify. And I'm Erin Keefe. Is Pulpsey like your binksy? Wow, yeah. Pulpsi like your binksy.

I'm surprised there's not more binksy types. right like people who were anonymously trying to do art they're just not paying attention well is Banksy still famous oh yeah so sure but so there's not a lot of like anonymous famous people right like it's just I would like to see a scene

um Adel you are a guy who's like trying to be the next Banksy and you're doing some public art and GPC you are his friend who immediately recognizes him and ruins this for him Okay. All right. We're going to do another original, another original swanzo. Of course, Swanzo goes around to parks and he breaks branches on trees in a really cool, interesting way, and then they sell online. Oh, shit. Fuck.

Seth, what's, Seth, what's up, man? Hey, what's... It's Marcus. Marcus, what's up, man? I'm just breaking branches. Oh, yeah. No, I love what you're doing, man. I've seen these all over parks and stuff. Oh, that's not me.

I'm just being like, wouldn't it be fun? Because I saw what the, I saw what Swanzo was doing. And I was like, that guy's awesome. Swanzo? Who? He's like the number one seller in the art world. He's like a Jeff Coons or a Banksy. He makes these, he makes this branch art stuff that you used to do in high school.

Man, what did they call you, Seth? What do they call you in high school? They had some name for you because you. You were always doing this branch art stuff in parks. Fuck. Oh, my God. I thought I recognized your guys's voices. How the hell are you?

Hey, guys. Nance. Hey, what's up? Holy shit. How long has it been? A minute. I do copyright law, so I sue people who have their IP and their ideas stolen. Nance, what did we...

What did we use to call Seth in high school? When he was making all his little branch art. Oh, the branch art, like the swan. Yeah, we had... Swans-so. Swans something. Swan song. Swans.

Shithead. Come on, man. It was shithead. How are you shit-head? It wasn't shit-head. It was swanzo. And yes, I am swanzo, okay? I wish I had something to take off for like a big reveal.

But anyway, I'll take off my belt. I'm swanzo. And I'm so. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. Don't sue me. Don't sue me. I will take your case. It is not the kind of law I practice. So take these branches. Take these branches are basically worth 200 million. I don't want these branches shithead. Don't throw them. See it. See. Oh, brother. Swanzo. Swanzo and he makes branch art and parks. That could be something. Write that down. Something. Right. That could be something. We need more anonymous,

famous people. Isn't God the original Banksy? Do they know Banksy's identity? Has it been like spoiled at this point? Well, it wasn't 20 years ago someone, but I think we just sort of stopped talking about who it is. We like kind of know. I think that's the deal, right?

The two big mysterious celebrities were both British, Banksy and MF Doom. And I think we solved them both. Yeah. The thing with MF Doom that I think was funny is that didn't he used to like hire people to wear the MF Doom mask as well? It was almost a um like performance heart man or like a Gallagher situation where I think

Gallagher would send his brother sometimes to go smash watermelons. That's so funny. That's so funny. But what happened with Gallagher is at some point he sent his brother on the tour and then his brother was like, fuck you now I'm Gallagher. And they wouldn't give back the mantle. Yeah. And I wish somebody did that with MF Doom. MF Doom 2 Well, I think it would be A slightly more poor taste Because MF Doom has passed away

Or has No, he has He has I don't want to disrespect his legacy A very good rapper They're a very good rapper Is there any other Mysterious celebrity

Like all night presence Or anything like that No, because I'll be honest I think a lot of celebrities They want the attention in the fame That's kind of why they do it yeah that's fair i guess some people are doing like sias where they cover their face cover their face yeah yeah a lot of like actors and porns and stuff um i i would like it if there was a celebrity

who was already a celebrity but then chose to like now i'm going anonymous like i'm i'm rescinding from so like glen palis is like kevin bacon it's too late we already know who you are you are you You've been in movies. And also, you can't continue to be in movies and, like, not be credited in the movie. Kevin, come out of your room. Come on. Let's talk about this. I would love to see a movie with Kevin making it.

And he's nowhere in the credits at all. And it's not like a cameo. It's like he's like a serious, like, mid part. Like, he's a supporting, a heavily featured supporting in the film. He's just not doing it for the credit. Just doing it for the paycheck. Is Orville, is Orville Peck? Like a mystery?

Like, that's probably not his real name, right? I think. You know, the thing about it is that there's, like, people are probably out there trying to ruin the secret, you know? Sure. Let the secret be the secret. Yeah, I also think he did cabaret with his face, but I think Orville Peck, like, same with, like, Chaparone.

It's like a performance art piece. Mm-hmm. Which I think is smart, like Lady Gaga. Yeah. Yeah, if you're going to be a famous singer, maybe you don't use your real name, so there can be some separation. Yeah. I do think it would be fun, like we're talking about with Kevin Bacon, where if an actor purely, and I guess I'm basically describing Gary Oldman's career in the 90s, if there was an actor who just wore heavy prosthetics for every single role and just knocked it out of the park, and everyone's like, who is this?

We don't, no one knows who this is. But again, that's exactly what Gary Oldman did in the 90s. Yeah. I think that that would be, that would be funny. Like if Colin Farrell and the Penguin had like 50% more prosthetics and like no one knew it was Colin Farrell. And then at the very end, it's like they show the cast list. It's like, that was Colin Farrell. And they show a little video of him being like, yee, did you guess?

Did you guess it was me? Oh my God. Did you guys know? Oh, my God. Oh, my God. We got him. Oh, my God. They only reveal up the award show or something.

That would be fun. We need more women. Yeah, where's the whimsy? Hey, you know what? Let's bring the whimsy back right now with doing some riddles on our riddle podcast. Yeah. No! I kind of sold you diligence on that one. You just did the fucking thing with that you were like, ooh, here comes the train. And it was fucking medicine, man. Fuck you. It was medicine and we got a shot in the arm. Yeah. Ow. You got medicine in your mouth which pissed you off, which distracted you from the even more medicine that I put into your arm. Speaking of putting medicine into your arm, I got a flu shot in COVID booster

while we still can. Hold for applause. Still holding. I got one every year. It fucked me up this year like it never has. I was kind of knocked out for 48 hours after that thing. It was pretty wild. Was it as funny as 48 hours?

Let's see. I was doing a mean Nick Nolte the entire time. And not a good impression. I was just doing a mean inignalty. We have some riddles here. These are four riddles that someone sent me on a piece of paper. And I have since thrown out the other piece of paper that probably explained who said it. Oh, no.

Whatever. If you ever want to see the stuff that people sent us, you can check out our monthly review crew live streams that we do on Patreon because I open all the mail. Every ounce of mail that we get, I open on the Patreon. But this is a riddle. They're four riddles. I'm going to assume it was from a Melissa. Thanks, Melissa. Thanks, Melissa.

Thanks. So these are the type of riddles where it's going to be the first answer is going to be a word. And then a letter is going to be taken off of the word for the second answer. And then a letter is going to be taken off of that word for the third answer. Cool. And all the other letters remain in the same order? All the other letters in the same order. it is not always the first, but it's never like the middle.

So it's always either the first or the last letter that's being taken off. Okay. So here's this. Start with five cut through the air. That's the first part. Remove my head. Eek! I'm in your hair.

Remove it again. Fires pear. I slice. I'm going back. Wait, wait, wait. Wait. Hold on. What did you say, Edel?

I said splice, lice, ice? So close. You've almost got it. You've got two and three. Yeah, I was going to say ice, lice. Slice. It's slice. It's slice, lice, and ice.

Oh, that makes sense. Yeah, yeah, that makes sense. Start with five, cut through the air. Yeah. I'd like to see a scene. Yeah. You two are lice, and you're kind of like annoyed that you're not welcome in your new home. And, Aaron, will you be the person's head we're on?

Yeah, I'll come in a little bit and be the person's head. Unbelievable. The fuck? Where's all our shit? Where's all our shit? Unbelievable. Someone took a fine-tooth comb and all my luggage is gone. My nightstand is gone.

We just moved in. My water bottle's gone. My merrils are gone. Oh, my God. Someone owes me $800. Who do we call? Do we, I mean, do we file something? This is unheard of.

This has never happened before. No, no, no. I don't want to go through the bureaucracy of red tape again. We are going straight to the source. Let me, okay, let me just start, just start tugging. Just start tugging hair. No, no, no. I need you two out by the end of the day.

Well, well. You keep throwing parties. You broke the lease agreement. I said, what did I say? Do not bite me. Do not throw a party. No sound complaints. My real life human neighbor made a sound complaint last night.

about the party you threw on the hop of my head. Do you know how humiliating that is? The officer's like, oh, you having a party here? It looks really dead and sad. There's a bunch of like takeout containers. It looks like you live alone and you're so sad. And I went, yeah, sorry. It's the lights on top of my head that are throwing a party.

We'll take ownership for that. Number one, we have a Laos agreement, okay? And we didn't break it. We bent the rules. And number two, we'll own up to that one, okay? But you blame us for everything. When a guy doesn't want a second date with you, suddenly it's the lice problem. Yeah, guys don't love dating ladies with lice.

We got along with Jeff, great. Not to be that bug, but when we moved in, you were a strawberry blonde. Uh-huh. Now you remember that, and I gotta say, that wasn't in the Laos agreement, you know? Well, okay, you're renting, not buying. You can paint it whatever you want if you want to buy it. Okay, well, all I'm saying, honey, is that you can't paint it whatever you want. Obviously.

Okay. All right. Okay. Everyone's being real funny up there. Guess what? Everyone in my neighborhood thinks I'm a loser because the sound from my house was a life's party and not a human party. And guess what? You're a jerk.

You're a jerk. I'm going to go. I'm going to give you to some kids. See how you like being on a sticky kid's head. We'll find our way back. Yeah. Also, you don't want the optics of, you don't have any kids. You don't want the optics of.

rubbing kids' heads right now. I'm not going to rub their heads. I'm going to sit next to a kid on a train. Oh, and you think we're just going to leave? Yeah. We picked you for a reason. Why, because my blood's so sweet? Your blood is so sweet.

Wait, do you even drink blood? Yeah. It's like a free son for us. Yeah, we don't love it, but... Huh? Huh? Maybe if you didn't need so much takeout, you wouldn't have such.

delicious blood. Wow. I feel like it's a salt thing. It's like a salt content thing. Yeah, you got to learn more than two recipes. Get off, get off, get off, get off, get off, get off. Don't shake your head. Don't shake your head.

Off. Out, out, damn spot. Out. Oh, Lady Macbeth, you think we're unlearned? Me thinks the lady doth protest too much. I played bankwo in my college's production of Macbeth, okay? And we cut to that. Uh-huh.

Line Okay See Clear's throat says line Didn't say I played it well I mean you got You have to imagine that Lice College is probably Here's your next one

Pretty underattended Pretty underattended It's probably what A lot of Lice probably can't afford college Let's be honest Start with five Start with five I'm hard to hold Start with five I'm hard to hold

remove my head My voice is hoarse You've been told Remove it again I slither along My blood runs cold My blood runs cold Is eel the last one?

Eel is not the last one Snake worm Snake worm is not correct I run along my blood runs I slither along my blood runs cold So start with five is how many letters Yeah Start with five I'm hard to hold

So that would be water? No. Slippery. Remove my head. My voice is horse, you've been told. Frog, toad. Remove it again. I slither along.

My blood runs cold. No. This is tough. Yeah. Yeah, I don't have a footing on any of the three clues. Yeah, I mean neither. Hard to hold. What's another, well, I guess so.

Hey, little thing. Let my lunch, you kind of comes a by, I'm a hop on. This is a very musical riddle. Did you say Mazel? Mezzel round? Voice is horse. I think that might be the one, the easiest one to just get by like guessing. And that's four letters.

Four letters. Four letters. For horse voice. Nay. No. It's an animal, though. No. Oh. It's horse.

H-O-A-R-S-E. So rough. Like Aaron when you had your COVID voice. And he's saying like, yeah. Fing Turner. Sick. It's not sick. Rough.

It's like the quality of your voice. Rasp. Rasp. Rasp is correct. Rasp. Now you've got to go up and down. Asp would be the last one. Then grasp.

Rasp. Rasp and ASP. Cash. That's when I pull up on someone in my car. Can I get a ride? And I go, grasp, rasp. And they go, please keep moving. And they say, keep going, man.

Sir, you are way too high to be driving. I'm not going. gonna give you grasp right now whatever you think that is they go i'm driving no way is getting to kansas city worth giving this guy asp i do want to see a scene erin you are cleopatra oh my gosh thank you finally jbc you are the asp and um we're gonna see a scene that eventually is uh you're gonna have have to bite her this is what leads up to it hmm do you think they'll ever make a movie about me. Hey, bitch, I'm not clothes. What?

I don't know if you know, but I'm not clothes. You need clothes. Um, hey, bitch, yourself, you're whatever I tell you to be. You work for me. Uh, I don't, I'm sorry, what? Uh, I give you dental insurance. I give you health insurance. Um, we paid off your

car this year instead of Christmas bonuses, which I thought would be more popular. Hey, motherfucker, I don't care. I'm crazy. I'm crazy. I will literally bite you. Put on a dress. Oh yeah. The most powerful woman in the whole world. Huh? The most powerful woman in the whole world and you're going to bite me.

Hey, the most powerful woman in the whole world is still getting bitten by a snake. Okay? Everybody dies when they get bit by a snake. What's that? Yeah. I said, yeah, right. Do you know that I lived closer to the invention of the iPhone than I did the pyramids? Now don't you feel fucking stupid, huh? I don't know what either one of those are. I knew you wouldn't because you're stupid. I'm a snake and I smell like underboob sweat. I am not your clothes.

Oh, I'm sorry, is that implying that I, my underboob sweat? Are you telling the most powerful woman in the whole world? Not just Egypt. Not just Egypt. She can use the most powerful deodorant in the whole world. I'll tell you that much and some fabric. Wow, wow, wow. Hey, correct me if I'm wrong.

Egyptian cotton. That's the thing, right? That's the thing. You guys could turn that into, I don't know, clothes. Oh, I get it, you're jealous. You cannot wear a snake. You do not have the body type to wear a snake. You're jealous.

Well, guess what, bitch? Maybe Richard Burton will play you in the fucking movie, right? And then I could divorce you. I am saying this as a friend to you. You do not have the frame to have a snake be your clothes. Wait, you're, you really think that we're a friend? Bitch, I'm your best friend. Look around.

It's just cats and me. Wow. I'm the only one left, girl. I'm the only one who will tell you the truth. Um, no one ever said, uh, uh, sorry. No one's ever said they were my friend before. Okay. You know what we need?

What? Manicures. Oh my God. For my teeth. Your nails in my teeth. What would it be called? I'm really. struggling. What would it be called for a snake

to get a manicure? We're the kids in America. They're going to the mall. They're doing... Where? They're going to the mall. It's a montage. Two iPhones, please. See? Show me that movie. Every powerful woman from history and every

scene ends with them getting a manicure and going to the mall. We're the kids in Alexandria. I love it. Can it be like Encino Man, but it's Cleopatra for some reason? You can do it every you want. We can do it every you want. We have no budget. And no producers telling us we can't.

Just two people with no money having a bad idea. Just two lunatics in a room. Saying anything. Produced by Swanzo. What's a swanzo? What's a swanzo? Here's your next one. Start with five.

Five letters. You're coming in loud and clear. Remove my head. I can see for miles from here. Remove my tail. We'll see how sensitive you sleep, my dear. Radio. Aide

AID AID Adel Coming in loud and clear Nailed it Peek Oh, peak Peak, you got the middle one

Aaron Yeah, Peek Speak, speak, peek Eek Speak, speak Speak, Peek

and pee Oh, that makes my more sense If you sleep, My dear, the princess and the Pee Oh, of course

Of course I want to see a scene this is going to be the princess and the pea but it's the princess and the pea's parents and they're in their own bed and they're trying out various things

non-pee things to see if their daughter will notice what they're sleeping on I don't know honey I feel like I can tell there's a dog under here well we don't know that yet let's just play along

now it feels like it's yeah four feet long long-ish, three and a half, four feet long. It is writhing and wriggling. There's definitely some barks. The JPC Play the Dog. How am I going to play a dead dog?

Seed. How am I going to play a... What a gift. You know what? We're all finally waking up on the show. We're all finally asking the questions we've been too scared to ask for the last seven or eight years. Hey, dumbass! How am I supposed to play a dead dog? We see the parents left out the mattress pull out a dead dog.

We're the kids in America. Two iPhones, please. You know what? Fuck, you know what I should have done? I should have, instead of say that, I should have ended the same by going, ha, ha, ha, ha, Ryan. Oh, yeah. Rine.

You know what? Callbacks are a young man's game. And I've always said that. Speaking of young men, start with four. I'm cracked down the middle. Add a tail. I'm a top who's been whittled. Add another when it's hot.

I sizzle. This one's going in reverse. Egg. Now here's what sucks is you said You said speaking of young man Start with four and immediately I thought YMCA Oil Young men

Young men Can you read one more time? Start with four So this time we're adding Four and adding Start with four I'm cracked down the middle Add a tail I'm a top who's been whittled

Add another When it's hot I sizzle But Something in butter Oil But something in butter So you should be able to get Peter Paul and Merritt.

I pick up one. You should be able to get this middle of... But beauty and butter. But But But Butte and butter? Butte. Butte. Butte and butter. Butte Montana?

I think a butte is like a road in mountain top. Yes, it's in terms of topography. I'm a top who's been whittled away. Yeah. Yeah, you know that. But butt but but beaut and butter. Okay. Hey, look at that lady.

Aaron Keefe, you're a butt mute butter. Thank you. Grass, brass, brats, burr. asked lady where are you going does anyone want to buy me a block of cheese six guys like rushing the bar like flipping up like comedy of

airplane style everyone just trying to buy this woman a block of cheese I'm going to eat it I'm going to eat it like it's an apple she did that thing where they she tied a cherry stream in her mouth with her mouth closed

except it was a block of cheese. It was a piece of string cheese. Right before the pandemic, I had planned, you know, the sketch that I did, it was a video sketch where my friend Haley sneezed up her maneuvering and then we looked at each other and I told her she had to take her the hospital. We were going to do a follow-up to that, that we were on a double date and she did the cherry stem thing. And I went, like me too, I can do that too.

And then I put those like Apple headphones in my mouth and just make it so much worse. Like we just tried to make that look exactly. But then the pandemic happened and never got to. shoot that thank god thank god because then there would be footage of me trying to do that they pretty much stopped with the apple headphones too they said you're not doing this anymore we're not even going to put the port on it anymore we're you know it's all going to be airpod pro air pod pro air pod pro did you know that the new ones and this is actually kind of cool so i don't want to use the voice of you know ip because this is actually a really cool feature no no no do it do

in the voice air pot did you know that the new ones that just came out in real time will translate from like other languages to English and that's actually pretty cool that's crazy but then that also means they're recording literally everything we say huh yeah yeah for sure and they're doing it with quote unquote AI which is pretty cool too but what's actually really cool is do you guys know that the new AirPod pros i don't know what they're called but like the new generation of the AirPods pros are actually closer to the iPhone than Cleopatra well that makes sense what are we even doing anymore? We're taking a break, Aaron.

We're taking a commercial break. We're going to play some ads for the people. Enjoy the ads. Like to beat your hate to break. Oh, hey, Adel. I just heard from Aaron. Oh, good, good, good. It's actually really great news.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's up? So, no really easy way to say this, but no errand today, or maybe even for the foreseeable future. Oh, geez, everything okay? It was a situation where she was ordering a chef salad on her chef salad app, and her finger slipped, and she ordered 1,111 chef salads. So she's going to be eating chef salads for a while. For the foreseeable future, that's, wow. Yeah. I'm sorry to hear that.

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This show is sponsored by BetterHelp. Hey, hey, JPC, I have an update. Oh, oh, God, I love an update. Okay. Aaron is halfway through her chef salads. There's been a lot of support. Aaron's really dug deep. I really found that sort of salad shelf that most humans have.

I think what you were saying earlier is that what really helps set it off for her. She changed her name while eating these salads to her persona Doug Deep. And Doug Deep is really helping her power through these salads. Yes. And you know that Aaron and Doug Deep both love BetterHelp. Have you heard of this? You've seen this? Oh, yeah.

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Man, I got to say, October 10th might be World Mental Health Day but whenever you're listening to this it's Aaron's Mental Health Day because she's going to need probably some extra mental health that might not be the right term after eating all of these salads but this World Mental Health Day

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Ends November 23rd, but bonus play ends November 2nd. Monopoly is a registered trademark of Hasbro. Copyright McDonald's. Hey, Al. Hey, Eric, I got a question for the guys of you, too. Guys, are you feeling spoopy? What is happening? Because we're going into the spooey season, Aaron. Now isn't that what we're in. right now in the middle of

October, kind of feeling spooppy. I think Spooey is like, you know, like when people who don't watch any amount of like NFL, M&B, NBA, or like sports ball. Oh, let's watch sports ball. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go sports.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're like, let's put on the sports ball. What are you guys doing to celebrate Spooky season this year? I guess the big thing. Stay inside minding their business. Yeah, smart. Smart, smart.

The big thing I'm doing is my friend JPC's coming over and we're going to put up a 100-foot skeleton. Now, that should be fun. Yeah. Yeah, getting out your 100-foot skeleton, putting that up in the yard. That's always a lot of fun. Can I tell you my favorite way to celebrate kind of the spoopierer side of the season? Yeah, I'm scared about whatever this is, though. Doing Halloween riddles if someone sent us five years ago.

Huh? This is not the Halloween episode. No, it's not. Spoopee season, Aaron. So we're going to do some Halloween-themed riddles that someone sent us five years ago. These have been, I have, like, a document that I use to, like, track which riddles I'm doing. These have been on the, my document since Halloween of last year. Oh, good.

So, oh, they've been sitting in a document for five years, so they're probably dead. They're probably haunted. Haunted riddles. Yeah, no, I've been, I've been watering these guys. I've been, you know, I've been feeding them wishes, which may be a call back to it last week. Oh, like, like, um, like, what are they called? Um, like, um, what are the... Vampires?

I know, um, you guys talk about them all the time. There's a bunch of movies. No, you water them. Oh, um, gremlins? Gremlins. Gremlins. Like, gremlins. Like, gremlins.

We talking about the gremlins all the time? Yes. We actually do. We actually... Do not deny it. We do the rules. We do the three rules quite often. Can I tell you something?

I have never seen a griblins movie. Are you serious? For sure. Start with Gremlins, too, and then work yourself backwards. The last batch or the something batch? What's GimC? Does it have a subtitle? That's like if you were to tell me that you've never got on a date with a police horse's cousin.

Like, you can't, you have talked about gremlins constantly. I know. There are so many things I know only through cultural osmosis. Like, Gremlins are also called Mogwai. You can't get them wet. You can't feed them after midnight. So I think they're a Magwai until they get wet or they're fed or they get in sunlight and then they turn into a gremlin. So a magua is like a pre-Gremlin.

Pre-Gremlin's, like, a pre-Gremlin. There's a, um, is Gremlin two when they bring in the lady gremlin? Two or three. There's a lady gremlin. Aaron, JPC. It is the sexiest thing you've ever seen. It's a gremlin with green, like dyed green hair. We got them.

She's wearing a sexy little photo. Wait, wait, please, wait My computer There's a restaurant that we go to around here That has a Lady Gremlin by the host stand Like a full-sized like puppet Of the Lady Gremlin And they're always dressing it up in different outfits

And my kid loves that Gremlin Yeah Oh my God Whenever my kid sees the Gremlin They're like Gremlin, Gremlin, Gremlin, Gremlin All they want to do is hang out by the host stand Like looking at the Gremlin And like touching, they're like

It's like a little Barbie but it's a Gremlin Okay, be honest with me. This picture is more flattering. Actually, it's going to hurt my feelings. You're going to say the gremlin's hotter. Forget it. Forget it. I don't want to ask.

No, Aaron, hotter than who? Nothing. All right. Well, anyway, proving once again, we can talk about gremlins all day, but we have to do these. There's one made of electricity. There's one with a gun. Here's the funniest thing. What?

And one of the gremlins, there's just a gruelan with a gun. that's not good and he shoots other grimlins and he goes would you call this uncivilized because he talks he talks like he's British like he's very erudite and like he like over-enunciates he shoots other grimlins like he murders them he's not a monster he doesn't tear it with his claws and teeth he shoots people with a gun which makes him more civilized does it kill does that kill the gremlin to get killed oh yeah oh no I don't know the gremlin's die I thought he'll on those things. Well, yeah, unfortunately.

I thought the Gremlin's were like little fun creatures. They're like... Those are the Magwai. I'm not sure I know what those movies are about. Oh, so are the Gremlin's bad? So when you think of Gizmo, who's the main Magwai, he's like real cute and he's like... Like, he sounds like that.

Again. But then you get them fed and wet, and suddenly they turn into the gremlins. The gremlins are nasty little things. But they're killers, too. They're like a, is it like a, is it like a Jason? Is it like a horror movie, Grimlins? It's a horror movie, but it's also goof. It's like silly goofy.

It's like goofy. Yeah. Is it like Chucky or is it gory? There's some gross, like, things like hatching and stuff. There's some gross little wet scenes. You know what? One of these days, I gotta just watch Griblins. You know what?

I'm happy. I'm going to be over here continuing to mind my business and not asking a single follow of about this. And Aaron, you are hotter than this. the female Grimlin. No. You, that, you, that,

that, I had to think about it. That took, the hat took some fucking effort. I saw, everyone heard it. That, that took,

you burned calories doing that. You had to think, you had to make sure you were saying that. That was one of the worst moments of my life, and I'm not being hyperbolic. I think she's hotter. I think the gremlin's hotter.

Because here's the thing, I know less about her. you know it's like she's got mystery she has mystery that's so much worse the mystery's making her hotter you know i feel like for an upcoming review crew we might be watching gremlins dear diary if you ever become sentient please kill me immediately any way you choose with a pillow if i ever become sentient lady i've been talking to you every night oh diary you're never going to believe what adle said to me today Uh, who you call them sentient. Uh, the, no, here's the riddles from Marcus.

These are Halloween themed riddles. They're from Marcus. Here we go. The clue's sentence would be, please welcome the wickedly talented one and only other half of Dr. Jekyll. And the answer would be. Mr. Hyde Zeme.

Yeah, Mr. Hydeena Menzel. So Mr. Hyde plus in Dina Menzel. I got it. So these are going to be mashups of a. spooky character and, like, I think, a famous person. Fun. So it would it be, is the answer to Mr. Hydeena Mansell? Yes.

Or Mr. Hyde and Dina Manzell? Well, it's Mr. Hydean, Mr. Hydeanel would be Mr. Hydena Menzell. Can we make sure this episode doesn't get struck by lightning so that whatever that is doesn't come to life? It's a mashup. Yes, that's not as you an example one. You're going to love the second one. Don't get him wet.

Keep him out of the spotlight. And never meet him after the story of tonight. Keep him out of the spotlight. Grimlin Manuel Miranda. Yes, it was Grimlin Minwell Miranda. Grimlin plus Lynn Manuel Miranda. Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water, there are sharks with freaking laser beams attached to their heads.

Dr. Evil Jaws. Dr. Jaws evil. Dr. Austin Jawsers. You're so close. What the fuck is this? You have it. You have the two, you have the two, you have the two, Edel.

You just got the two. You haven't been the wrong order. Jaws. Jostin Powers. Justin Powers. There is a misdirect about the freaking laser beams. Because that's a line from Dr. Evil, but. It's in the movie.

Not only is the character named Austin Powers, the movie is named Austin Powers. And the lasers appointed it. and he's there as well um okay i do think just very quickly i do think jaws fucked up a lot of people my mom said she saw it in high school and was like i never like went in a body of water again really yeah i think it messed up a lot of people but we didn't make that movie so uh we don't have to carry that way you know it fucked it fucked with my family um quite significantly because i was i just uh went back to Indianapolis this last weekend and saw some family. And my cousin was talking about how

they were born the summer that Jaws came out. And they said that they were born in 74. And I said, they just did the 50th anniversary of Jaws. And it's 2025. So Jaws must have come out in 75. And they were like, no, it was 74 because it came out the year that I was born. I remember. And I said, well, you would remember because you would be a baby like you're remembering a thing that is not like a real thing that you're remembering.

And I was like, I'm pretty sure the people who put up the 20th anniversary of Jaws didn't get the date wrong. This is not sort of the same thing that Adela was saying. Do you know what I mean? Got a huge argument. Aaron? I think it is. Then they looked it up on their phone and then they wouldn't say

what they saw on their phone. I'm sorry. I said after Jaws, my mom would never go to Indiana again. I was just on Like Minds, our friend Joey's podcast, who was on our show, and you guys did Liked Minds as well. I was on with Stevie Shale, and there was a Jaws-themed piece of trivia that I had no idea what the answer was. Do you remember what the question was?

Yeah, I do remember it, but I didn't want to spoil it in case people didn't want to listen to that episode. I will listen to the episode. Now that I know that piece of Jaws themed. trivia, I would love to tell everybody that I know about it, because it's like... Can I take a stab at it? Sure, please. Is it that the mechanical shark's name is Bruce? No,

it is not that the mechanical shark's name is Bruce. The mechanical shark aspect of that movie is crazy because they got these, they built these mechanical sharks, and they were like, these things look great, they look awesome. They had I think three of them, and then as soon as they put it in the water, it was destroyed.

And they were like, oh, no, like the salt got into it. Yeah, that'll do it. It just destroyed it. So that's why you never really see the shark in Jaws because they did not. They said in interviews, they're like, they're supposed to be so much more shark. It would have looked like the, you know, T2 going in the fucking melt at the end thing. It was just like all like broken down and nasty looking. So they couldn't use it.

Okay, you guys ready for another riddle? Let's see. Yes, please. In Haystown, no one can hear you scream. Um, so this has got to be alien, but then Hades Town, I mean, there's a lot of characters in Hadesown. Oh, boy. Um, um, is there, alien? If you get the character from alien, then you'll get the, oh, oh, oh, oh, Ripley, Ripley.

No, it's not Ripley. I honestly don't want to even say character, because that kind of makes you think like Ripley or, Sigourney Weaver No, it's not Sigourney Paul Reiser Who is Who is like someone who is in alien But you are like you don't know the actor's name

I don't know Why I wouldn't know their name Well maybe they were in a suit the whole time The alien Yeah What's that alien called? I have no idea It's not just called a alien

Chest breaker What's the fuck what's the name? That's called a face hugger Facehugger thank you face hugger chest breaker now it sounds like you're running like a face hugger chest breaker uh yeah um it's an hr geiger geiger creature uh what you guess if i just if i said if i said the word xenomorph would that sound familiar to you yeah okay it's a xenomorph that's what that alien is called xenomorphius xenomorphious xenomorphious That was a long walk

That was a long walk Can I rest? Wait Wait When you say a long walk Well you helped us Yeah I mean

You guys walked a long time But it was not a long walk That's a pretty I walked a long time Yeah I didn't know the path And someone was holding my hand The whole time But I still had to walk

Just like in New East Town That's like somebody getting lost On a 10 minute drive Taking 40 minutes And being like What the fuck was that drive It's like Yeah you did that

Yeah, I did that, though. But that doesn't make it so I wasn't in the car for 40 minutes, right? That's how empathy worked. That's a long walk. There's a way around back. Is Orpheus the one who has the super low voice? No, that's Hades. Orpheus is the super high voice.

Super high voice, depending on who you see in the show. But the original guy had a very high voice. I'm taking this neck by the veins, making villagers redder with bloodstains. Oh Dracula This one I think I get But it's

But I feel like this one's Kind of a stretch Dracula It Dracula is correct Dracula I'm taking this neck by the veins Making villagers

Redder with bloodstance Lafayette It's Dracula Lafayette Yes I'm thinking I'm trying to do it with a vampire accent Lafayette

Lafayette It's his vein It's Call me blood one more time. Is that the most famous Lafayette line? No. No, I'd say guns and ships.

What would be his, like, number one line? I don't know. He had more to do as Hamilton, I think. I mean, that's Jefferson. Yeah. Lafayette was in there. Okay. That's probably Jefferson.

Either way, Aaron, you got it. Dracula Lafayette. Good job. Are you sure it was just three dolls? three dollars is this Annabelle? Annabelle, it is? Annabelle, yeah.

Are you sure this is three dollars? Annabelle. There's a hint here, and I think the hint is the part that gets you the other part. Because I don't know. I don't know what, are you sure it was just three dollars? Maybe that's a reference to something I don't know, but the hint here is, you ate my bird.

You ate my bird. Annabelle, who's the, the woman who owns Tweety. It's not the woman who owns TV. I think you ate my bird. And this is another thing I'm just absolutely not confident on. I think that is a reference

from the movie Deep Blue Sea. Okay. I've only seen that once in theaters. Wow. Okay. So that was a while ago. It's probably like 98 or something. Yeah. Annabelle. Do we remember who was in Deep Blue C? Samuel L.L. Col J. Annabelle L. Cool J. Annabelle

Alcule J. That was a very long long Does it? L.L. Cool, do you have a bird in that? I don't remember. He's like a cook. He's like the cook who has a bird. It doesn't matter. I remember the big thing is Samuel Jackson giving a speech and mid-speech as shark jumps up and eats him. Yeah, his death in that is very fun. That's a fun movie. Deep Blue C is a fun movie. Don't sleep on Deep Blue C. Okay, here's your next one. Infiltrate the sewer. Find the supplier.

Well, that makes me think of either Chuds or Ninja Turtles. It's not Chudson. It's not Shud's, and it's not Ninja Turtle. Can you say it again? Infiltrate the sewer, find the supplier. Does Phantom of the Opera live in the sewer? Yes, but it's not Phantom of the Opera. Keep thinking, okay, think along the lines of like scary and sewer.

Yeah, that's why it's called Phantom of the Sewer. The bad top of all the sewer of here and hear and what else is, what else is like, I thought I could get away with you about hearing that. Spooky, scary sewer. Sorry, spooky scary sewer? Yeah, like, yeah. I would say this is maybe one of the more famous scary sewer things, scenes. Oh, it.

But what's its name? Pennywise. Okay. And then the line here is. Pennywise. I'd love to do an impression here, but I just don't think I should. So the line here is infiltrate the sewer, find the supplier. This is a line that's being delivered, I believe.

Sean Pennywise. Pennywise is the first one, but that's great. This is the line I believe that's being delivered. Penny Wise guys. Penny Wise, guys. Penny Wise. I believe someone is delivering this line. Penny Wise. Magic Mike. Magic Mike Penny Wise. Can you imagine Pennywise and Magic Mike? Don't say that three times.

he's so tall I mean being tall is half of being hot Well his song would probably be like 99 Red Luff of Balloons That's so fun For him And people see him and like If you got what his whole thing was

No You'd get why this is such a good choice for him No Infiltrate the sewer Find the Supplier Is this like Channing Tatum is hearing this Channing Tatum

Oh Channing Tatum Channetam is hearing this and Channing Tatum is playing a cop. 22 Jump Street. 21 Jump Street. 21 Jump Street. Now who is saying the line to Channing Tatum and 21 Jump Street?

Jonah Hill. Johnny Depp? Jonah Hill is kind of his partner. Do you guys remember the movie 22 Jump Street? By the way, that's a fun movie. Both the Jump Street movies are great. Oh, is it the guy from the Daily Show who used to be a Marine?

It's not the guy. It's not Rob Riggle. That's a great guess. This is another celebrity who is just recently in a much panned Amazon movie. Whoa. Idriselba. About aliens.

Alien. Where he was just sitting in a chair the whole time. Whoa. What? It's a remake of a top cruise movie. Penny Wise Cube. I don't know. Oh, woof.

Woof. Sir. I want to see a scene. Aaron, you and Adel are seeing a movie together. You're about third. 30 minutes into the movie. And Aaron, you have no idea what's going on in the movie and you want to try to leave. Great.

Whoa. Hey. Yeah, yeah. Move your legs. No, no, no. Move your legs. Um, but they're not numb. Hold on, Louis.

Wait, oh, I, you're talking to your pocket. I'm grabbing your keys. Why are you leading? Whoa, whoa, Aaron, Aaron, Aaron. Yeah. What's up? Where are you going? Hey, we should probably be quiet.

There's a movie playing. No, it's fine. Ah! I'm going to take off. Aaron, post-2020, movie theaters have become a raucous place for people to just do whatever the fuck they want. I'm going to try to catch the last 40 minutes of dancing with the stars. Is that playing? No, no, no, no, it's on TV at home.

I'll see you. Hey, excuse me. Hey, excuse me. Could you guys have a conversation at full volume? It's actually way worse to do whispers. That's what I was trying to tell her. Hey, man, he made a business. I'm trying to talk to my friend.

What's that? I'm trying to talk to my friend. I know, and it's like just, if it was just a full volume conversation, it'd be less distracted. And JPC, I'm sorry she said that too You whisper when you yell at those people Because it's actually worse when you talk full volume I agree with what you're saying But it's worse when you do it

Oh, so you agree that they should talk full volume And I should whisper Is that what you agree with? Yes Got it. Hey, so you guys should talk full volume I should whisper No

Wait, wait, we're about to get a huge chunk of exposition So I just came to the beach because I want to surf But no one will let me on this beach So anyways Still doesn't make a ton of sense I think Robert Irwin might win this season I'm gonna run home he's doing the end

Robert Gruen? Is that an author? No, the guy he's um He's a son He's the son of an author No no not forget it, forget it He's the son of the guy Who got stabbed by the stingray and died Steve Irwin

Oh The crocodile Hunter. His older sister, Bindy Irwin, one dancing with the stars like a decade ago. Bindy and Robert, what happened there? I don't know. So, but Robert, I think my way. What do you mean? The beach is closed. Close to people like me. I think that was the doctor from earlier. So, um, but I think he's going to do the V&A's vaults tonight. So I'm going to take off and I'm going to try to catch the last 40 minutes,

but I'll see you in a couple months. Okay, they're not talking a full volume. So I'm not going to whisper. Okay. All right. Well, I guess we can do whatever the fuck we want in society these days, huh? Yeah, I'd love to take you out for dinner. Oh, yeah, you're very handsome. That sounds very interesting.

You look like a hotter version of the lady Grimlin from Grimlins, too. Oh, wow. I keep telling her that, and she keeps hating it. Her? Yes. Her? Wait. What are you doing with that?

How do you know that girl? Holy shit. They're the same lady. Did that work? Yeah, that's how it works. My eyes are closed and I'm wincing. Did it work? It worked as well as Penny Wise Cube.

Penny Wise Cube. In order to get me out, you've got to say, 2008 Olympic gold medal three times. Michael Phelps? No. Who won a gold medal? in 2008. Well, here, get, in order to get me out,

you've got to say 2008 Olympic gold medal three times. Beetle juice, beetle juice. Okay, so we got Beetle juice. Beetlejuice. 2008 Olympic gold medal. This is, who's the little tumbled?

Beetle juice, Ryan Lock Day. It's not, it's not swimming, and it's not tumbling. I would say it's running. Running. Beetle Jusain Bolt. Beetle Jusain Bolt. Bolt.

Beetle-Jusain Bolt! You got it. All right, we have one more. One more of these from Marcus. Was it 2008? Who could say? Who could say? I'm assuming Marcus checked it.

To fight monsters, we created monsters of our own. The goodbye program was born. What is happening? Aaron. This is the last one that we're going to do on the episode, okay? Okay. Okay. To fight monsters, we created monsters of our own.

The goodbye program was born. This is, what's that? Jupiter. Erin, that's the last part of it. Jupiter. To fight monsters, we created monsters of our own. What is that, what is that from? No idea.

Sounds familiar. War identity? this is not really a spooky movie i would say but this is a monster but it's more like an action movie i would say but it's yeah pacific rim uh yeah well yes what are the monsters called in pacifi jupiter kai jupiter wow now i love what you were trying to do um there marcus by getting erin to say jupiter to end the episode and we are at the end of the episode so that It was a very good play to you, but we have enough time that we can hear a voicemail theme. Casey hit it.

Let's say who we are on three. Okay. One, two, three. I'm out of reply. I'm not a reply. He's bored, and that's JPC. I'm sorry? All right, you're smart guy.

Your last name is Winky. Shut off, JPC. I am so maddy. Sometimes, sometimes I'll just cut them up, sometimes I'll just cut them up and then I'll cut them up and then I'll put a tiny bit of, like, pink sea salts on them, and that'll be that. And that's normal. Am I dead? No, you're on drugs. What the hell? That was so trippy. That was so trippy. Jinks. That was a theme by Finna Cry. Fennacri, thank you for sending that in. If you want to get a

theme featured on the show, make sure you submit that as a wave file to H.R.Podcast at gmail.30 seconds or less people. All right, Casey, hit us with a voicemail. Hey, hey, Riddle, riddle. This is actually a long-time listener, first-time caller. I went to a baseball game today, and they played Take Me Out to the Ball Game, and I didn't realize until the end that I found the lyrics to the Penguin Baseball instead. So now I'm afraid my brain is broken. Anyway, my team lost 18 to 1.

So do you guys have any good ideas for heckles that can yell at players when they play this badly? Thanks. I love the show. Bye. Oh, man. 18 to 1. 18 to 1 at baseball. You're not a baseball team anymore.

They should, you're technically, the commissioner of baseball should walk out on the field and rip up their baseball certificate. They're licensed to play baseball. You're technically not a baseball team anymore. That's fucking awful. Also, sorry for breaking your brain. And that goes for everyone who's listening. Do you think, do you think that their baseball team that they were rooting for? And I'm not saying anything about this person's intelligence or anything like that.

but do you think it's like the Harlem Globetrotters but for baseball where like they're bananas well no but they're like they're rooting accidentally for like the Washington wizards or is it the wizards the generals no the generals they're rooting for the generals and they don't know that it's fixed that would be so funny to be a general season ticket holder and be like what is wrong with our team they there's a guy batting right now and his bat must be three times bigger than normal Rep, he's taking a ladder out to catch the ball. A ladder. That's so funny.

Is there nothing we can do? 18 and 1 is rough for baseball. That's rough. Isn't there a mercy rule? Oh, man. I feel like there is, but I don't know if that's like before a certain inning or something. What if it was 18 and 1 and they only played three innings? A good heckle would be just to start sobbing, just openly wailing from disappointment.

You can do the old We want a pitcher At a first basement And a second basement And a shortstop And some field It's just like Go through the whole roster

The whole roster That's so funny Oh that's rough That's rough We're sorry that happened Yikes Yeah that won't happen If you only watch

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Wait, is your P coming out like that? At all. We had to take him to the doctor. Quick, run. Doctor, our friend has pulp pee. All right there. I got to go get spaghetti.

She's going crazy upstairs. This is a wake-up call for us. This is a wake-up call. You know, being sort of broken out of the spell. And you can put this post-episode. Yeah, I was planning it out. This felt bad. This felt really bad.

Nothing like being in the middle of the scene. And then someone goes, hold on, I got to. Walk away for two minutes while you two just sit here. Just sit in it. Yeah, sit in. Just stew. Stew in the bath water of your failures. Fucking losers.

Fucking losers. It's exactly what he just said to us, basically. He's probably upstairs laughing it up. I just put them in their place. He's bragging to maria, bragging the spaghetti. Yeah. I'm going to take a couple more seconds just to make sure they feel real stupid. They're probably talking about it right now.

Yeah, that's him. That's it. I hate him so much. Yeah, I know. I keep trying to slowly put poison in his food, but he doesn't seem to be affected by it. He's back. I think it's making him stronger.

He's grown eight inches. Hey, normal friend. Sorry, there was fucking people at my door and speaking of just going crazy, so I had to bring her downstairs. Well, glad to have you back. Hey there, Clemson Devils. If you like that, you are going to love this week's Patreon.

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