Hey Riddle Riddle - #38: The Great Butterbeer Showdown!

Episode Date: April 10, 2019

It's a competition between Erin and JPC to see who gets a free drink! We talk theme parks, Ribfest sexuality and cake v. pie! Enjoy us trying to remember Captain Planet, listen in on Erin having a meltdown and learn that it's never too late in life to invent flight. Rate and review us on iTunes to help get us to 1000 5-Star reviews and we'll release a bonus AMA episode! Yum Yum it's #WiddleWednesdayStarring:Adal RifaiJohn Patrick CoanErin KeifEditing by: KJ SnyderTheme by: Arne ParrottLogo by: Emily Kardamis & Emmaline MorrisWant more? Get Weekly Bonus Eps on Patreon!Want merch? Visit our TeePublic Store!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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I'm a real man. I'm a real man. I'm a real man. I'm a real man. I'm a real man. I'm a real man. I'm a real man. I'm a real man. I'm a bleep, riddle, riddle. I'm Puzzbot. Duh. What the fuck? I mean, I mean, no, what you did is good. Puzzbot is a shame. Puzzbot did something wrong.

No, Puzzbot. Are you saying Puzzbot? No, Puzzbot. Puzzbot. Okay, Puzzbot. I'm hearing Puzzbot. I am a Puzzbot, meaning I'm a bot program to solve puzzles, but I'm also full of open source.

So I am a Puzzbot. Speaking of open source, I cry. I want JPC. And speaking of, I gross you out, I'm Erin Key. And welcome to Hey Riddle Riddle. Now, Edel. No, Edel, are you going to robot the whole episode? Let's take a second to just the beginning.

Who is Edel? Okay, good. No. I'll tell you, Edel is. Oh, yeah. Why did you create me only to shame me? That's the man that's what Edel screams at God every day late 50s that doesn't sound

bright doesn't sound right you don't know him or at least he grew he like what it like what are some things he always like is like I'm going hiking I'm going hiking what an outdoors going hiking. What an outdoorsman. Does he have interests? Oh, I don't know, maybe not, probably not. You should know your co-host better. OK, OK, here's the thing. He claims to have thousands of books,

although I've been in his apartment and it's one open trash can fire. No ventilation, it's full of smoke. I hear that brings out the best flavor in books. All right, Buzz Bot. He's like, I know a pun and everyone's like, sorry, what'd you say? He goes, I know a pun and then he says a pun.

The default reaction to something that Adel says is a deep grown and it's a grown that comes from like the base of your balls and the core of your soul, like it hurts you. You would love him. You would love him, Buzz Bot. Buzz Bot, you especially would love him. Wait would love him, Puzzbot. Puzzbot, you especially would love him. Mm.

Wait a second, wait a second, Puzzbot. Yes. Hold on, hold on. What's this cardboard tape on the back of you? Rip. Oh, you see my insights. And it's flannel and a hat. It's flannel and a hat.

Two flats so sad. Adel, we're really sorry we fucked with your Puzzbot bit. Yeah. I like it. I didn't get it well. Did we fuck with it? I mean, you were pretty mean to Atta, which is me. But you weren't here, Puzzbot.

No, I was inside the cardboard suit. Oh, shoot. Did you miss the part that we unveiled that Atta was Puzzbot? South Park. Just another classic South Park ripoff for the old clue crew. Did you have to say Star Wars? JPC? My hat does say Star Wars JPC. Pretty straightforward. Very cool. Where'd you get that? Disney Land. Which one is in LA? Disney Land. Disney Land? I got it Disneyland. Oh, you got to go Disneyland. Yeah, I went with my buddy Alex and his

Infant son and it was fun to go to my first time in Disney and I went with a two-year-old. Your friend has an Infant son. Yeah, his son can't fuck What ride did you go on with him? I think I went on like every ride because we went kind of like off season And I think this one was I got it because I There's a Star Wars theme. It used to be space mountain. No, no, no, no, no, yeah space mountain is now something else But there's a Star Wars. Oh, yes, it's a I don't know. It's a Star Wars ride and then they have a Star Wars gift shop And I'm like hell yeah, I'll buy that. It should be the new tagline for any Star Wars that come out. It should be it's a Star Wars Oh, yeah, I'll get I'll go to that movie. Hell yeah.

I guess Disney Land is not the right one to go to. You should go to Disney World. That's like the bigger one. The one in Florida. But I'm not into amusement parks at all. And I was like, oh, this is fun. I went to Disney Land as a kid and the best thing about it that I recall was Mr. Toads Wild Ride. Yeah, that was fun.

Is it still there? Yeah, yeah. That's the best ride I've ever been on. It's great. And it's like the only time when I was a it that I recall was Mr. Toad's wild ride. Yeah, that was fun. Is it still there? Yeah, yeah. That's the best ride I've ever been on. It's great. It's the only time when I was a kid that I thought magic was real. Really? Oh, you know, only time. The only time.

It is fun. I saw a magician die. So yeah, that messed me up. A ninja. Oh yeah, that's how I became the magician. That's how I became Thor. Um, wait a minute. Hold on. And amusement parks are just like long lines and like you just wait in lines. And if you go to Disney, land, is your tight five? Yeah. A museum park is just long lines. Like a star was.

Like a stand up bit. Uh, yeah, but that should be your, that should, instead of a tag line, it should be your stand up catchphrase. It's a star wars. It's a star wars. Uh, but that should be your that should instead of a tagline it should be your stand-up catchphrase. It's a star wars. It's a star wars But when you go on offices and you still wait in long lines But like everyone's like aren't these lines great and it's like no, we've been in the sign for 40 minutes And they're like yeah, usually it's like you're here for four hours to go in like a 10 minute ride if that like a two-minute ride I don't know it's not for me. Do you at least catch some rays? Oh yeah, sugar ray was playing and I got up on stage with Mark McGrath. He triumphed me.

He's like a classic McGrath. By the way, I saw John Legend at Rib Fest in Indianapolis in like 2000 and what for something like that. He was playing Rib Fest, so you know, John Legend was doing it big. But I have never seen a man Fuck on stage as much as John Legend and he would like pull people up from the audience like women were going crazy for John Legend He's like legit mine. I mean John Legend was doing some sexual things at rib fest

I bet he has a real sexual honor. Oh, not surprising. Oh no, and like women were like passing out, like watching him. It was, I was like eating ribs and I was like, or not eating ribs. I was there at this point, I believe I was a vegetarian, experiencing rib fest and being like. Is that what caused you to become a vegetarian? Seeing John Legend fuck.

I had a mouthful of pork and I saw John Legend fuck somebody through his jeans and I was like, never again. So you're giving a blowjob? Yes. Alright, you're already for quiz. Oh, someone old man puzzles and didn't announce himself? Excuse me? That breaks the format of the show.

Man puzzles. Someone is Puzzbots. Oh, there we go. It's Puzzbots. Puzzbots. I got a... Puzzbots. Puzzbots.

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Is there something behind Puzzbot? Listen, I am tasked with opening every episode and I thought to give a little pizzazz, thought to try something new, thought to mix it up, have some fun, because you know I just came back from this huge hiking trip, and physically I'm tired and mentally I am as well. Well I guess the important thing is we've all learned

what happens when you fuck a try to do some bush league. I'm so happy, I'm not in charge of opening episodes. I have no ideas ever about anything ever Yeah, you should see Aaron on Christmas morning. She can't open shit Aaron this is just I mean that's on whoever gifted that dog also on you if it's a dog I'm coming quick Boo a dog I'm coming quick. BOO! JPC is a hero of mine. JPC, Fox, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D,

I'm ready for some stuff. I try to have a friend of mine by the way, listen to Baby Shark. Again, my friend Alex who has a two-year-old son. The impetus. The impetus. Two years old, he shouldn't be. Well, no, I told him, Emily, his wife, I was like, you should let your son listen to Baby Shark because my nephew loves it.

And I played her maybe four seconds of it. She goes, no, turn it off. But I was like, that's a smart call. That's all here for a year. So I thought what to do for this episode is something Aaron has done a little bit of in the past. And the sleep on Mike. What?

What's going on? Oh yeah, sleep on my friend Mike sometimes. He's a really welcoming energy. He smells like pine. I sleep on my friend Mike. Sleeping on sounds like slang that's been translated from another country. Like, when you sleeping on Mike, it sounds like she didn't date

him and therefore missed out on a really good opportunity. Yes. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I'm not quite expecting a mic. Oh, well, you stopped on mic. Did you see that art thing? Yeah, art thing. Now. So what we're going to do is, this is, I don't want to say this is straight up, only connect, but this is a similar thing where it's going to be four different little questions. There's going to be an answer for each question. And then there's going to be sort of an ultimate macro answer for how they all four connect.

Okay. Is it good? No, please. She's done. I don't want to hear. Here comes. Here comes Adel. You've been waiting for this your whole episode.

Adel. I'll fill you. Have a bunch of these. I love. I love. On my behalf. I would You are not just talking to the mind?

That would make me the happiest man on this podcast My FGPC We need all the time Oh! He was singing Oh! Shit, was I not supposed to? I'm gonna tell you what I was told on the set of Glee

You never punched someone with their singing Half-packed Please don't leave this at I was told on the set of Glee, you never punched someone with their singing. Half cast is dead. Please start to leave this set. I should have said how about a nice Hawaiian punch visibly the commercial, which you're both too young to remember. No, I remember that. Oh, this reminds me. Many people corrected me on social media.

I said that the McDonald's commercial with the half crescent moon, with the crescent moon, not the half crescent moon, was called Mac the Night. The real name of that character was Mac Tonight. So like you're getting a big Mac tonight? Oh, I was asking what the hook was for that and that makes way more sense. Well the song is Mac Tonight. Yeah. yeah. But the character, Matt tonight getting a big, Matt tonight, that makes sense. So if we, we're gonna be, it sounds like we're gonna be doing some upcoming live episodes, some live shows. If you are upset by me saying,

Matt, the night, we can do a Scarlet Letter situation and bring, if you bring a red McDonald's Arches, I will wear it for the episode. What is, what is that as an article of closing? A little patch. A little pin. Great.

Piece of paper. If you break an iron on patch, Addle will iron it under the clothes he's wearing. Either a scarlet McDonald's Arches or a yellow. Could be classic. And if you really want to teach me a lesson at these live shows, pay for community college.

Yeah, buy me Skittles and Bulk. And I'll be so disappointed in myself. I'll really feel shame. And I definitely won't eat them all my bad later than night. The next live show we do, we're going to be answering a riddle in a box of Skittles, like a Sam's Club of size box that Skittles is just going to whack in the face. Like a 32 count box of Skittles.

All right. Is that what you want? Is that? The thing I wanted to propose to you that wasn't marriage is, because I think some of these, you can get pretty quickly. What if this is a good old fashioned competition between Aaron Keith and John Patrick Cohen? I would love nothing more.

Okay, and we're gonna play for pinks, ownership papers. What is this? What is this, Greece? We're gonna play for pinks. Ownership papers. Pinks. It's a lips. In olden days when I was an adult. With Danny Zuko.

Raced against. Sandy. Kinniki. Kinniki Zuko. Raced for pinks. Pink slip is what you get when you are fired from a job in olden days or what your car is. That's what our contract is. Your car contract.

Your car contract. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah, okay. So Aaron, what do you have of anything of value in this world? Confidence. Your competence. Confidence.

Confidence. You have confidence. Well, I guess not anymore. Okay. Okay. Let's see, what do I have that JPC want? confidence confidence you have confidence just incredulously be saying you have confidence okay enough to wipe me out let's see let's pay for if other one wants to go to Harry Potter world okay Okay. Or no, something that maybe is not. Well, you will buy that the winner will receive a Butterbeer hot or cold from the loser.

Okay, and homemade or store bought. I want you to make it in your bathtub. I will make you bathtub Butterbeer if you beat me. And some where there's original, there's a Mr. Pib and some Chlorox and the Fed up on. Hold on, one of those things doesn't make sense. I'm not sure which, but. Where there's original here's a mr. Pib and some chlorox and the beautiful one but me one of those things doesn't make sense I'm not sure which but where there's original definitely and if I beat you I get one can you pick the can of your piss okay fine good fine well I there's a lot of cans I have in my piss and

I'm actually pretty high stakes and when we're in Harry Potter world what's I called was during world when we're at where's it we're in Harry Potter world, what's it called? What's it called? When we're at where's it? Where's it done? Where's it done? Where's it done? Where's it done? Where's it done? Where's it done?

Where's it done? Where's it done? Where's it done? Where's it done? Where's it done? Where's it done? Where's it done? Where's it done?

Where's it done? Where's it done? Where's it done? Where's it done? Where's it done? Where's it done? Where's it done? Where's it done? Where's it done? Where's it done? I'm a failure. Wait, are we writing these down? Are we saying these out loud? I don't know. What's fun for you? Well, I think that fun for the audience is whoever says it.

First great. The air is winning. What is the drum section of an orchestra call? Drums. The drum line with Nick Cannon. Okay. Keep going. When you need someone to be on time,

you would tell them to be there at eight blank. Doesn't have to be PM, but it could be. It could be. When you need someone to be there on time, you would tell them to be there at eight blank. Sharp. Hey, yeah. It's an audio podcast.

You write anything, still is not interesting to listen to. I'm gonna get the thing they connect to. Right. Can complete the name of the area of the highway where the drivers take a break. A blank stop. And here's what we'll say.

Whoever yells out. Musical themes. Musical themes. I'm gonna give out the Aaron. I said it first. No, it doesn't matter. So whoever. No.

Oh, I have the stakes. What, I'm sorry, finish your thought, Adolfo. So whoever yells out the ultimate connection, that's who gets the card. It's not gonna be, and I think you assume that, or figure that, but it's not gonna be whoever gets the most. The most, yeah, it's gonna be whoever gets the ultimate connection.

Okay, I did say that one first, though. I don't remember that. It is a recorded medium, that. It's a tie. It is a recorded medium. That's up for you to decide the limit. I heard you say music, but music, and I heard her say musical terms. Music, those are all.

Let's go over what they were. Flat. And the correct answer on the chord on the card was musical notation. Oh, so no one got it right. A flat percussion, sharp and rest. All right, I got all those right. I'm gonna go to JPC.

Yes. What? I already marked it down for me. Oh, well, she already marked it, Adolf. I will buy you a better book. This is confusing. I already marked it. See, this is why I built Puzzbot.

So there are no mistakes. You're back. Okay, all right. That's why you belt him? Yeah, because he's out of control. Oh no. All right, Puzzbot, go cut a right. That's why you belt him. Yeah, because he's out of control. Oh, no. All right, plus go cut a switch and then Ted does switch.

Yeah, go cut a Nintendo switch off the tree and a 10 year Xbox. I, I, I, I, I'm ready for another one. All right, here we go. Steve McQueen started in which film about a mass breakout from Stollig Loft III, I don't know what this is. The great blank. Okay.

Wait, so we can yell these out. Or we should. We're gonna yell at the final answer. You can yell them out if you want, but then you know you're immediately giving the other person the answer. Got it. The great Muppet Caper.

That's what Aaron's favorite movies is. It is. The great butt. Who was calling Major Tom in the famous song by David Bowie, Ground Blank? Wow. Ground's a great butt. Who was calling Major Tom in the famous song by David Bowie? Ground, blank. Oh, wow. Ground swell.

Ground ball. Ground beef. This pen you gave me doesn't work. That's not true. These are great pins. Kids. Adel, you did give me one of these pins last week. I've been using it nonstop.

If we don't, we are 20 minutes into an episode. If we don't, shut up. And play this game. I am turning this, I'm gonna turn this podcast around. Yeah. Yeah. It's just ripping shit up the walls. Aaron is cool-aid manning through each wall of the studio.

I got so many news writing. Aaron's pendant works so she got up and grabbed five pins. I grabbed a bunch of sharpies and a red pen. Damn it. Okay. Adel gave me one of these pins the other week. I was admiring the writing style and heies and a red pen. Damn it. Okay. Adel gave me one of these pins the other week. I was admiring the writing style and he said, you know what, keep it.

And he gave me the used one that he had been writing with then went and do his bag and pulled out a brand new one that he kept for himself. This, he didn't have to give you a pen at all. This anecdote was brought to you by pen 15 on Hulu. Check out pen 15. Oh man, can we. Adel actually, is that an official sponsor?

First person to say, tell me that I love it, and he wasn't wrong. I heard about it from my sister, Sidia, who I'm making eye contact with right now. Sidia, hello. So this was, what were we going to say to you? I heard about it from my girlfriend, Tulu Password, because it was one of the recommended shows.

So shout out to my girlfriend, Tulu Password. All right, I've never heard of a blow up doll with a Hulu subscription. Can I give my girlfriend's Hulu password on the air? Please. We don't know her email. That's true. OK, are we ready to get through the second puzzle of this episode? We're actually only halfway through the second puzzle of this episode.

What sort of work common to factories involves groups of people doing the same. Oh, Jesus. What the fuck, Aaron? Fuck, Aaron. I mean, bless you. Look at me. I mean, bless you. I mean, bless you. That's it.

We're not doing puzzle games. Okay. So, no. Factory. No, we're just going to bullshit for the rest of the episode. Vime by me. Damn it. Okay.

Now your game. Okay. What sort of work Common to factories involves groups of people doing the same job at different times of the day? Oh, I know this one would be and don't forget you can shout out keyboard. Sure. You can shout out You can't we have to get four nope. You can shout it out at any time. No way I would have found it after the first one. Why didn't she say something? You're supposed to wait for all four Well, unbelievable. I will I'm Markie

I'm Markie red asshole. Do you know winning words? You'll be a kind man works I'm breaking out I wrote a keyboard before he said it referee when he had the basketball he took a shot and made the shot Let's have better revenge. Okay, just so just who knows Aaron's a millennial she was growing up in this culture everybody gets a trophy Even if you didn't even show up to the game even if you don't even go to that school I was mailed so many trophies growing up

JPC they're all sitting on my mantle the baby. I'm coming after you One most improviser 2007 you won most improviser. I won best character work in 2007. You won most improviser? I won best character work in 2007 from Indianapolis Comedy Sports. It's a trophy that's still at my house. What were you up against like a water paper and a cat with overalls? Yeah, were you up against a water paper and a cat with overalls? First of all, yes. Second of all, they were very funny.

I know. That cat put all those overalls and played with a water paper. I thought I was gonna lose Let's say they split boats and you have these flip boats really did And I came in as best character JPC myself The best character just so we know you can as soon as you think you know the overall connection You can yell out that word and you win. That's how that's how games work well I'm about to destroy JPC from the inside out. Let's do this. First of all, you can't destroy me from the inside out because I already had a

Brito today. It's currently doing that work for you. I'm going outside in and we'll meet in the middle. I'm going to put a cappuccino on top of a Brito. So I'm literally fucked. It's official. This is the worst episode. I'm not even sorry. Name the colored circular part of the eye. I'm going to start to blaze through these.

The penis. OK, go ahead. The pen 15. Brought to you by Pen 15, by Hulu. Which object appears on the cover of Pink Floyd's album, The Dark Side of the Moon? Who was Ming the merciless's main enemy? Blank Gordon, is it hint there? What's the title of Martenscore says these 2010 thriller set in a

remote psychiatric facility? Hint, Blank Island. Oh, it's all cameras. I said it. I think JVC got it. I said it and I wanted to wait until Aaron started to say it. Aaron had the answer but then she goes, who? The answer to all these questions, what they have in commonality, is a word that I'm about to say in just a few moments. You know,

I'm a person in this. God, after I sing this song, I'm going to miss it. So here's the thing. So you make your own enemies. And this is your nemesis origin story is happening right now. Aaron. Me or JPC? Bugs the people. Aaron, I got to say this. What's up?

I'm going to so enjoy drinking that jar of your piss. Jar of piss. Jar of piss. I can't wait. I'm numb, numb, numb. Wait, why are you saying them now? Jarpiss, nature's better beer. Here we go.

Okay. Who is Superman's girlfriend? Beginning with Q, what is an eight letter word for a bog or a marsh? The lead actor's name on breaking bad is Blake. Family guy. Yep, characters. I want to see a scene. Okay.

J.P. Okay. Aaron did you know that one too? Yeah, I want to see a scene. Okay. Aaron, you recently had a baby. Okay. You got $1200 which you said as soon as you got $1200 You would have a baby. Oh, I did, I? Even before marriage. You said that on one of the episodes, it might have been in Patreon one. You just had birth and you are laying in bed. It was a C-section. You're laying in bed and they bring in your baby

so that you can hold it and nozzle it and smell that fresh baby smell. And it just so happens that your baby bears a striking resemblance to a certain family guy baby and can also talk as well. So here we go into the baby hospital, whatever that's called, and see. Can I hold him? Can I hold him? I'm sorry? Can I hold can you hold your own baby? I don't know, you're holding it currently and I was wondering what the fuck is your problem?

Oh, you are. I'm not a doctor. I'm a janitor here all off scribbs I'm the funny one. Could you hit me my baby now, please? Yes, of course. Thank you so much Excuse me. Are you Neil Flynn? Yes, I am. Oh great. You're a miss good you're out of the hospital I'm actually a hospital janitor and they just filmed around me But I was so wacky they kept me on oh interesting so you were an improvis improviser at one point. What's up? You were an improviser Yeah, I won I won best improviser an Indianapolis in 2007. Yeah for beer shark cat with overalls. That was your fault paper. Yeah Well, here's your baby, ma'am. Thank you. Oh Hi

Pause seen boss seen boss Hi. Pause. Seen pause. Seen pause. Aaron's a new mother. The first thing that she says to her baby. Well, do you say you a new baby? Hi. Hi.

When you meet a baby, you say hi. Hi. What do you do for a living? Okay, cool. Just one of the things on that out. Dead stop is my, Seen pause is what I do to dead stop inside of the scene. Seen pause is when you see a cat.

All right, unseen pause. Hi. Hello, mother. Yes, yes. No, what's please that I'm doing this voice. No, especially because it's like, not... It's so far away from 2010 right now and even then it was tired. Yes, and it's so far away from that. Yes, this is the voice that I've chosen. Okay, so... I could have made a form of choice We're making this voice. I'm kidding. Okay, hold on First of all, so nice to meet you. Yes, where this will be great. Mm-hmm second of all

Who is your dad? Do we do we this is making me question? Oh, you think that's just because I'm using this voice you are I had Some sort of father that you were not aware of. Did someone call for the father, giggity giggity? Uh, that's my friend Adel. I think he's come to visit high-adel. Giggity giggity. Well, it couldn't have been Adel, because, as we all know, his penis is Adel's with.

Sterility. Okay. Okay. Okay, okay. Well, nice to meet you. It's nice to meet you as well. I'm gonna head out. Okay, would you leave me some food? And don't think for a second, I'm going to be nibbling off of your

unsufferable tit. Yeah, I'm gonna head out. You can get me this out. Sorry, man, we need you to fill out the birth certificate. So could you give a name? We're just in a name and then you can leave. John Patrick Cohen. Same.

Indianapolis. Yeah, I come. Here we go. Overlapping pieces that cover a rooftop are called blank. Rufs. Can complete the title of the film, one blank over the cukuznest. In the winter the weather is often called very what?

Wet. Which 70s film starred John Travolta as a white suited Tony Marino. Monero. Tony Monero. Like fever, cold illnesses. There you go. Aaron is on the boat. Kernscore.

Kernscore. We got JPC. Any number of them. Two. Nope, it's four to one. No, it's not. And there's one person. Well, I can't be due to two because there's been five rounds.

There's five rounds. JPC has four cards. You have one. And yet you're calling that two to two. Oh my God, the first one. I love it. Sounds like the first one to me. Five rounds JPC has four cards you have one and yet you're calling that two to two I love it the first one to me sounds like you two split votes Which means of course that a lot of paper being played with by a cat with overall wins the day wait Aaron I'm literally handing out the cards when you win them Aaron's keeping her Aaron's keeping her own score

We're gonna take a quick break. No, no. Let's figure this out. Let's take a quick break. We're gonna take a long break. Press to figure out what we're doing. Let's take a quick cake break. We're gonna take a quick cake. Cakewalk. I need your arms around me.

I need to figure this. He's going the distance. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, where are we supposed to take a break? No, because we're taking a cake. Now let's take a break. Boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom You're not in trouble. I just need help. I'm Prinking at all and I'm setting up a website to Pring him. I just need some advice. This podcast is sponsored by Squarespace. I'm not I'm not mad at you. We're pranking at all spaces to all one website platform entrepreneurs to stand out and to see it online. Whether you're just starting out or managing a growing brand.

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Oh, nothing, nothing. I'm just setting up a very normal Squarespace website, not a prank thing. No, he's gonna shoot you. And I'm gonna use analytics, use insights to grow my business, and learn where my site visits and sales are coming from. That's pretty cool. I'm gonna improve my website and build marketing strategy based on top keywords or popular products and content on my Prank website

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and when you're ready to launch, go to squarespace.com slash riddle to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. Oh, she's back. She's back. Hey Aaron. Can we go to grandma's house? Wait, I've been pranked. But how? I don't know. This show is sponsored by BetterHelp. This show is sponsored by BetterHelp. Hey, Adel and JPC. Thank you for meeting me in the middle of the woods here. I am sort of at an empaths. I can't decide whether or not to go this way or this way. I'm having a hard time choosing a path.

You know, they're never truly is a middle of the woods. Isn't it funny to think about something like that? Like, how they're never truly is a middle of the woods. Okay, this is it. Addle, can you help? Yeah, actually, so as per Robert Frost, I don't know if you know his poems, he has a poem called Better Help.

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manage your expenses the easy way by going to rock at money.com slash riddle. That's rocket money.com slash riddle. Rock at money.com slash riddle and tell them JPC's birthday got ruined by two of his friends for doing speeches about rocket money the website like like and we're back and we have decided to stand in the alpha beta parking lot is that a cake song? yeah, I love cake. I saw them in Hawaii.

I hate cake. So if you're just joining us, I'm going to eat the band cake. I hate the band cake and I hate actual cake. Well, cake is terrible. Pi is where it's at. Well, pie sucks. Whoa. Warm fruit is disgusting.

I feel like cake can be... Hey, Aaron, 3.14 is the door. Okay. Pyrools. No. Nope. Can we hide? No, it's four to one. I'm good. That how am I going to possibly be a tie when we've gone five rounds. How could it

possibly be a tie? Here we go. This is this is what I'm going to call the let's get the fuck on with it round. Okay. I'm going to go through two cards in like 30 seconds. Okay. Give us give us the answers. Piggy back style so it'll be impossible for us to solve. Don't do that. Please do. Here we seconds. Okay. Give us, give us the answer to piggyback style so it'll be impossible for us to solve. Don't do that. Please don't do that. Here we go. Yes.

The four astrological elements are earth, air, water, and blank. In the habit, what type of creature is smoug? Don't fucking at me if I pronounce that wrong. Smoug, don't at me. Good off your high smug. To create a mule, you must mate a donkey with whatever animal. JPZ, no comments. Okay.

Jack, who is one half of the rock band, Tanesha's D, whose second album is called the Pick of Destiny? Answer please. Oh boy. Is it like cigarettes? Is it like cigarettes? Oh is that dead stop? Can you? That's a day. No, I'm so dissociating. No, I thought we were getting on with it. How based on the answers? How did you get to cigarettes? I need to know. If you

convince me how you got there, I'll give you the cover. No, then I can keep guessing. Can you give me the first prompts one more time? The four astrological elements are Earth, air, water, heart. No, that's Kevin planet. Man, I really don't know this. I feel like. Air, water, and blank. I feel like I know all of the fire, right?

Fire, dragon. Fire, dragon, horse, and black. Yeah. Yeah. Solve it. Fire, dragon, and black. I get the card if you don't solve it in 10 seconds. Horse and black nine

eight Seven are they like brands of something are these bands? No, they're brands of cigarettes. They're brands of cigarette. No, they're not Five why bother three to who what is it? I don't get this card. I don't know fire dragon horse and black I Don't know they're all types of tar heroin So fire blank blank dragon no dragon blank imagine dragon. Yeah, imagine fire. They're all flies Wait no dragons are at flies they're dragons dragon fly I understand I Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, cigarettes. Nope. Because I don't know. So it's like fire. Taking a drag on a cigarette puffing a drag, puffed men's

dragon. Yeah, let's an omelie. I want to see a scene. Franch. Um, yeah, omelie is a French movie. Aaron Aaron and I are planet. A very charming girl. Aaron and I are planeters. Okay. JPC your captain planet. Yes. You have just, uh, we've just summoned you. Okay. Through a Ouija board and dark magic. Oh boy. And you appear and you're trying to you're trying to convince us to smoke Cuz you've been you've been right. I did my big tobacco. Yeah, got it got it earth

Earth Earth I'm not doing so good Karen. What the fuck is your problem? Okay? What are you earth earth? No, I'm earth. Oh, and I'm fine. What's your element? Fire Karen I'm fire. Okay Wind I'm wind okay Your month no you are monkey Your element your monkey you have that pet monkey. Yes. Yeah, you're the shitty one That's an element like I feel like that's not really it is we It is. We think so too. We think it's bad too.

For some reason it's someone's kept in planet so just fucking go. Yes. I got a question. Yeah. You know what I'm talking about? I'm talking. Are you imitating me because I sound like a monkey? I'm talking about a monkey.

Okay well I got a question. I think your monkey's talking. I think you're about to be talking. I think you're about to be talking. Well my monkey needs to hold on a second. Excuse me monkey one moment. When we were, when we were younger, and all of a sudden, you guys started hanging out with me,

is that because an adult told you to, were you glad you're okay? Yes, Captain Planet told us that in order to summon him, we have to have all these elements. And unfortunately, Monkey for some fucking reason is one of the elements. Earth, wind, fire, air, air, wind, or separate elements, and water and monkey.

Okay. Karen, we don't like you. I know, and I'm thinking, I should go out there and find friends who like me for the way. When you put your ring in the air and it shoots forth the light that all of our rings shoot forth, your light smells like shit. Like monkey shit.

Hey guys, I have a question too. I know that I'm air and we already have wind Why am I here? Daniel well one we like you okay, you're very cool. Okay. You have a deep son or his voice Yeah, and I think also you're part of the equation like we have to have air and wind in order to Just feel like I gotta go find new friends. Well, let's summon Captain Planet First, just so we honor what the fates have in store. Does that make sense?

Can you please use Sparky? Errgh. Fire. No. You are monkey. I'm fire. Errgh. Wind.

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Heart. Fuck. Heart, okay, yeah, yeah. And they had a monkey, they just happened to have a monkey. They just happened to have a monkey. I think he was Boy, I don't know if I want to say this. I think he was Puerto Rican You can say it now you're gonna take the keys Here we go next card. I lied when I say we'll get through two in 30 seconds. Okay

Yeah, that was the biggest lie that we've possibly told Complete the name of the famous architect, Frank Lloyd Blank. Another name for death is the Blank Reaper. Canplete this phrase. On your blank, get set, go. Leonard Blank wrote classic songs such as Hallelujah, Suzanne, and famous blue rank coat. Answer please.

I will repeat one per person if you have a one two three or four you need repeated. These are all famous threads. Oh boy. Right and said Fred. What do we got? What do we think we got? All famous John's. I need you to answer in 10 seconds or Adel gets the card.

I don't know. Circle gets the square Guys remember him yeah, what's that? The guy the guy from by by birdie. Yeah, he was the center square forever. What was that guys? I don't know what's Paul land Paul land. Oh, yeah, Paul speaking of that's I don't watch this show, but isn't that like the voice of the the thing on the family guy spin off? I don't wait which family. I spin off American American puppet American puppy Oh, yeah, yeah, that's the alien. I think that's is that Paul and no, but I think that's the voice okay I need an answer in Four and remember if you ask me I'll repeat one of the questions.

Well, I don't need them. It's right, Graham Mark and Leonard Cohen. These are all last names that John Patrick has had. John Patrick Wright, John Patrick Grim, John Patrick Mark, and John Patrick Cohen. Oh, boy. I will say number three is a bit of a stretch. It's a bit of a stretch.

So what do we think the answer for three is? Mark. OK. Why don't we change that K to an X? Carls. Velocipers. Nope. Marks.

So give me the answers. The 1, 2, 3, 4 answers. Right. These are all famous grouchos. So we have right. Grim. Yeah. Marks and Cohen. So right, grim, marks and Cohen, at least with right, grim, and marks. Those are all famous authors. Stories, tellers. Like fairy tale. No. So think of quantity. Scientists. I don't fucking care at this point. What what's the answer?

You know what we know about right? W R I G H T inventors. We said inventors. Why do you have that? Oh, these are brothers. Their brothers, baby. Here you go, Aaron. I want to see a scene. You can see me have this one. No, I want to see Grim Mark's brothers, co-ed brothers, Mark's brothers I want to see a scene where it's you two are the right siblings, okay, and you are Almost at your witsend trying to invent flight gotcha and you're at your darkest hour right before dawn, okay, right before dawn

pun Watch me jump. I'm gonna jump look at this. Let's see if this works. No or evil don't jump off the cliff You have so much to live for or evil Orville no, please you're gonna kill you're gonna kill yourself don't make me watch my brother die Orville wait wait, wait. What? Before you do this, before you throw it all away. Look at me, look at me.

I am. What about a last second pivot? What do you mean? Popcorn. You could be, you could be the one orville. Popcorn, that's just my passion that I love. Orville. That's the life out of their passion.

You do. You know when I make it, it turns out all nasty and tastes like shit, but you have a gift or will you you can make popcorn better than anyone I've ever met. I don't care if I'm a gift, I want to make my brother happy and you say you want to be in the sky. I said I want to get high. Okay, I'm happy if you make a popcorn fortune and I just continue doing these Beth infetimines. All right, I'm gonna come down there. Sir, this is North Carolina PD. We need you to step down or we will open fire. All right, well, here I come.

One, two, I'm flying. Over no. Splat. Oh, I dropped my tomato. And I live. I'd like to see a scene. And you two are the brothers, Grimm. And you're one of you had a dream.

You dreamed of fairy tale, and you're so excited to wake up and tell your brother what fairy tale you dreamt of. Hunch-ho, hunch-ho, hunch-ho. Bratta, Bratta, wake up, wake up! Da? Yes, yes, it's me, your Bratta. Yeah, I know. Grancel.

Yes, Grancel. Why did you wake Hansel? Your name is Hansel, and my name is Grancel. I don't know. Okay, no, I'm just... I didn't name me, did I? Don't forget, when we were born, our mother talked to us and said hello

and then walked out of the hospital. I walked out of the hospital without even naming us. And Sneal Flynn, janitor from Scrubs, raised us to be... what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, I had a dream! I had a dream of story that I wanted to tell, Hansel. Oh, please. Tell me why I go back to sleep. In story, too lit, breathe. You go back to sleep. That's what I said. Okay, fuck you, I guess. I guess you sleep through me talking.

What kind of conversation is this? Fine, tell me. What is your dream? No, I don't want to tell you. You know, what you're fucking idea, for the big money we make. You want to know what my fucking idea is? Yes. Okay, so be sure this. Okay.

There's the head of a donkey. Yes. Okay. Now when he goes to scream, all that comes out is confetti. Okay, confetti goes into the air and flies up to the sky. Each piece of confetti turns into a peg. Okay. Somebody draw this. Now, how do you say that's going to be a no for me dog?

I think you just said that. Oh yeah, that's going to be a big no for me dog. What was your idea? Okay, so here's my idea. Two boys head out into the forest with a bushel of apples and the old preacher says you must wash the apples in the stream, but the boys know that the apples are so tasty that they eat all the apples

and they wander in the woods and what do they come across but a dog who's vomiting, confetti. And all the pieces of confetti turn into the Pegasus and They fly and they fly to the air wait a second That's just my fucking idea with apples. We had same dream same dream You know what this means right one of us has to die date wait Yeah You know what this means right? One of us has to die. Wait, wait. What? Oh, yeah, I love it. I've always loved you. Oh, well, it's only me.

Oh, there's a preacher. It's actually just me, Neil Flynn from Scrocs. You're gonna save. Here we go. Oh, through all the brothers or just those two. Just those two. I'm just those two. Okay. I don't want to see a fucking scene with a Cohen Brothers.

Yeah, or Mark Twain's brother. I have an idea for a movie about a guy who's pretty complicated, scene. Ha ha ha. Scene from Fargo. Yeah, here we go. The soundtrack's gonna be amazing, in specific scene. Scene.

In the Lord of the Rings, what kind of creature was Gimli? What is the name for the ancient warrior class in Japan? Complete this song somewhere over the blank. What periods of time are named after two heavenly bodies? Four Norse gods and a Roman one. What? What periods of time are named after two heavenly bodies? Four Norse gods and a Roman one.

Oh man. four nor scots and a Roman one. Oh man, these are all types of fish. Explain, sulfur fish. Wait, do I really have sulfur fish? Rainbow trout, samurai shrimp. Excuse me, can I get an order to that samurai shrimp? Also samurai. If you go to PFJ because they don't have an item on the ship, other than the video call it the Samarash trip,

I'll eat my own fucking dog. When you eat it, when you eat it, PFJ, do you call it JPJ? I call it PF Topkins. Why did you keep one? Should Paul with Topkins open a PJ? Why did PFJ? Not higher Paul of Topkins.

All right, what do we think? I heard two right answers for the... For the... For the microbes. Are these types of stars? Types of straw stars. Types of stars. Which if you make your house out of straw stars, it will be blown over.

So what are we thinking? Is there any that we don't know in terms of one, two, three, four? These are all classes in Dungeons & Dragons. 2.0. In Dungeons & Dragons, there's a samurai class. Why not? Actually, there is. For sure.

Well, there's supplementary books. What did you get for number four? Month. Hmm. Is it not months? Two heavenly bodies, four Norse gods, and a Roman one. What's two plus four plus one? Seven.

And you think there's seven fucking months in a year? Oh, no. All right. We need to get this in five seconds, or else Adel gets decarred. Okay, okay, okay. There are all types of light. Four. Rainbow.

There are all types of... I'll give one hint. Kira Sawa. Kira Sawa. These are all types of these are all give one hint Kira Sawa Kira Sawa these are all genres of film Tom Clancy These are all Yeah, go ahead to get they all have the number seven seven dwarves They all have the number seven seven dwarves seven seven rainbow seven 70s a week. What's rainbow? Oh rainbow seven? Yeah

Seven dwarves Tom Clancy and we have a sequel to rainbow six. Yeah, unless I'm wildly mistaken. Okay. I want to see a scene Where Aaron your snow white. Oh JPC and I are the last two remaining dwarves because there's been a vicious battle and where they only two left And unfortunately we're not any of the main dwarves. Yeah Oh, a bird landed on my finger. Oh fucking great.. Oh, God, Jesus, when did you get here? I got here, I am Jesus, and I got here when I move that boulder from that cave. Okay, okay.

I'm Jesus dwarf. Okay, okay, okay. Okay, what? Okay. Sneasy, relax. Am I sneaky? Look at my fucking wrist. I got stigmata. Okay. I got stigmata. Okay.

I got stigmata. I hate to interrupt, but he's right. He is Jesus dwarf. Okay. I'm Star Trek dwarf, but you can call me dwarf. Okay, where were the ones that were here before? They helped me clean and they helped me cook? I can help you cling on. If that's going to be something you're interested in. And we think that Adel does grown inducing puns?

Well, hold on. Now, this is not, I don't know who Adel is, and I certainly don't know who JPC is. My name is Star Trek Dwarf. Where? To answer your question, your seven friends were putting a burlap sack in drown. What the hell? You're joking. No, I'm not they were casual teas

Sleepy was the easiest one to kill to be fair. They're all sleepy now. Yes, and by sleepy I mean, okay, well who were the other three that died? There was sleepy. There was happy happy Definitely died. Yes, died with this died with a screaming Happy happy definitely died. Yes, died with this died with the screaming The sounds like he died with the screaming on his face. Oh, I think you're mistaken. I don't know if this is one of them But one of them that died was definitely horny. Yeah, oh horny died with his mile. Yes Actually horny watched the background and auto-erotic fixated himself. Yeah, that may have been a different guy He hung himself on a tree while chirping out. He does sound like my seven friends. Oh, it doesn't sound like your seven drips?

You used to fucking bodies. Oh my god! Whoa! Sorry, I took a dump. You took a dump to those bodies, that. Well, it's time for me to sing by my window. So if you, gentlemen, will excuse me. Uh-uh.

You, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Your window. Excuse me. This is our window. Excuse me. Uh uh. You- I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Your window. Excuse me. This is our window. Excuse me. Why are there no lyrics to your song? Oh, that's really my moon.

No, it sings like a bird. What do you refer to yourself with a bad person? Would you like some lyrics to the song? Because, um, me and my friend Jesus Dorff, uh, we happened to, uh, be, uh, freestyle rappers, all of the beasties boys. I'm seeing this, and you my girlfriend in the truck of my car How was both of you to get this shit out? Oh, it was you Say Yes, some they might I think that's some day my principal calm, which is from sleeping boopie wait what is from snow white then? I hope hi. Oh hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hiho. Hiho. Hi, hi, hi, hi. Excuse me? Hiho.

No, what is the song that she sings in KG's going to help? Hiho. It's a wayward. Oh, shi. Oh, shi. Mi mi mi mi. Mi mi mi. But she sings something by herself.

Oh, from the windows to the walls. To the windows. Oh, skits, skits, skits. All right, here we go. Who starred alongside Woody Harrelson and natural born killers? Blank Lewis. Name the Egyptian. Blank.

Name the Egyptian Pharaoh who gave birth to Julius Caesar's chariot. Is there going to be Shakespeare characters? Well, Shakespeare people died... Shakespeare uh... people died mhm brought up there you airing out air in his own double uh... juliet luis use been on the board

uh... the other two questions for people who are curious are um... which night marks the last day of christmas christmas Eve name the company that makes private luxury aircraft their name rhymes with landing gear. Boeing. Lear. Alright, here we go. Next one.

JPC played Romeo in a production of Romeo and Juliet, and I know that about my friend. But to be fair, the production JPC was in Juliet was spelled like J-O-O-L. It was a Romeo and Juliet. It was a Romeo and Juliet. Romeo and Juliet. It was Romeo, a Joli-Aping and death. It was in and Juliet. It was on the way, and it was in Northwest Illinois. I would like to see JBC, your monologue from Romeo and Juliet.

Oh, wait, this is Romeo and Juliet, which is J, how did you spell that? J-O-O-L. Okay. This is Romeo and Juliet. Got it. And let's just have it be Romeo and Juliet. Got it. And let's just have it be Romeo and Juliet. Juliet? Yeah, that's how it's pronounced.

Okay. Click, click, boom. Do you say click, click, boom? Hold on. Don't interrupt someone doing a monologue. Adelaide has to start again. I have to start again. I have to start again.

Click, click, boom. My long sword hoe What like the yonder window breaks? Oh, man, it's Juliet Romeo is the east Life's standard to be dressed get it here my boys Tim all Tim all Lush, standard, Demetrius! Get in here, my boys! Timber! Timber! Hahahaha!

That was my favorite Bud Light commercial. And you were in that show and you know the plot of it? Very cool. I also had to do some characters from other Shakespeare plays. And... Act 2-3. C-3. Here we go.

Dorothy skipped down the Yellow brick road with a lion, a tin man, and a blank. I'm sorry, I'm going to write. Emperor, King, and Chinstrap are types of which flightless bird. Name the common plant that can cause a painful rash. A pack of cards usually contains 52 playing cards and two blanks. These Batman villains? These are Batman villains. Oh, Batman villains. Oh, Batman villains. These are Batman villains. Ooh, Batman villains. Ooh, Batman villains.

Penguin's poison ivy and jokers. What's scarecrow? He was in Batman begins. The scarecrow was silly and murphy. He put a bag on his face. He, uh, have a drug induced. He was also in Dark Knight too, right? He was the beginning of it.

He was the beginning of it. Yeah, he leads a town hall in Shit City. Oh, he was all three of them, right? Yeah. Yeah, and the third one, he's in that town hall. Yeah. Why don't I remember that? Do you remember Sillian Murphy?

He has the lips of a fucking Donnis. He's a gorgeous man. He's a gorgeous, gorgeous, beautiful, pretty. You know Sillian Murphy is, right? He's from the camp, I can't pick up. He key blinders? Oh, yeah. He's from 28 days later.

Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot man. He's a hot days later. Hot hot heat, an amen. Hot hot hot. He's a hot hot Irish man. He is his, he was a little big in Batman Pagans. He was like a little much. And then he's a little fat. Raza Ghul was the other villain, the Liam Neeson. Remember now? Yeah.

I've always seen that one once. I wanna see you seen Aaron, you are auditioning for Christopher Nolan the Nolan brothers another famous set of brothers. You're auditioning for Christopher Nolan. You are in to play the role of scarecrow that you have not been giving a script or a character breakdown. Okay, and you are wildly confused. Okay. Hi, hi. And I'm Jonathan Nolan. I'm also here I'm Christopher this is my brother John People sorry I'm kind of the smart one cookie man my co-wrote inception

And also I believed help create Westworld help great Westworld Something we're working on that will come out in a few years. I also you may have a world that move in memento on that will come out in a few years. You'll get it. I also, you may have a world-of-movie memento. In Sam's era? Losely based on time when I fell asleep with a pen in my hand and covered my self-en-enk. Yeah, not only in Kedru, a donkey throwing up confetti and each piece of confetti turned into a...

I had to kind of retrace my steps away. I'm probably one of the more well-known of the brothers too, Jonathan Nolan, tell your friends. Very cool. Well, I have a song prepared. Okay. Okay. And this is for the role of Get Crow in Batman movie. Can I offer you some friends here or half of this potato?

I take one or the other. Not both. Not both. I would take one or the other. Before you begin, I have to ask. I've asked everybody to come in on this and today. Do you mind if I take off my clogs and I will say that I will make a smell in the room. Please don't. Oh, so I'll leave it. Okay. Also, why pick just one? You don't think this friend of yours will go well with the half of the data. You get to have either one. By the way, does anyone know what panchetta is? Because I ordered a pizza full of panchetta. A personal panchetta is because I ordered a pizza full of panchetta

Personal panchetta that was a personal panchetta and what I ate what I ate look like back earlier G's and if that's not panchetta I don't know hey Aaron can I talk to you? Yeah, I want you to relax and okay over here. Give yourself over to this audition. I do want you know my brother as a child He jumped off the roof of a barn he was trying to invent flights so we could ask him to jump off the top of the party and it was my brothers the movie flight the medical term is dumb as shit my idea for the movie flight was

let's get dinner watching on a plane and see what happens as you do you're sorry he's got a cold stone drinker jar of his own piss i want you to make unbreaking eye contact with him. Otherwise, he'll think we've made a million dollars. He's like a silverback gorilla. Absolutely. And should I sing in front of him or better now?

I prefer you to a monologue. OK, we're gonna go see audition you for the part of a scarecrow. Whatever you want to see a sip of your drink first. I will make sure you can call this. He knows what it is. I understand what you're saying. This is not tiptoe around. He knows it's piss.

This is not a drink. This is a drinking glass full of sour cream. It's potato dip and sauce. Also, my brother wrote, I don't know if you've seen them be Piscongeniality. He wrote that movie. It was later turned into you. Point version of Miss Congeniality.

Yeah, it actually did not write Piscongeniality. I wrote Piscongeniality II, which is the one where they piss and poop on. He also wrote Sandra but I don't know if you saw the movie, if you saw the movie Rush Showers, he wrote that. Yeah, yeah. What else though? Yeah, look up a more. Rush Showers too. Yeah, but Rush Showers. Yeah, but not me. Maybe that brand trust me. Yeah, he wrote, uh, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, You're in mine in hours. I'm sorry. Nothing. I'm ready. Take it. Whenever you're ready, I'm going to go to town on this wet shirt. Hey, it's sweet. Oh, boy.

Let's just do a job that's a couple of months. I did hear when you were mumbling. I'm sorry. Jada, the doughnut is like hat. Kind of a monster. Pretty good career. He's had a great career. So we're at what is this?

Five to two? Yes. OK. So let's just make this one for six. We're going to do one last one. Okay, and let's make it for six. This is for six. This is for six. Okay. Okay. Okay, let me find let me find a good one. Yeah, this one should be worth six points. You two do some more pissed jokes. This is always my favorite part of comedy sports was like it's like a fake competition between two teams. And and the last one for all the points. It's who's lying, it's like, you know, the points don't matter. And you can't swear in comedy sports?

You can, but they put a brown bag over your head. Like the scarecrow. Just like the scarecrow, good job, Aaron. I think in my time at comedy sports, I got a brown bag only a few times, but one of the times I got a brown bag I wasn't high school but one of the times I got a brown bag, I was in high school in comedy sports, and I didn't know, I said the phrase, shacking up, like two people shacking up together,

because all I thought that that meant was like two people living together, but I guess it implies something sexual, which I did not get, I didn't understand that, and so I got a brown bag. So you were just saying for a long time that you and Adel were shacking up together yeah but what I meant was we were shacking down on each other we were we were shaking up together which is

when we each shake shacking fuck that's not awful it sounds delicious here we go this is the best one I can find okay this is for all the mobiles who broke his crown after fetching a pale of water? F.A.O. Schwartz was famous for selling what? Who was trapped in a lamp? If you trick someone, they fell for it. Blank on the box. All things that go in a box. I couldn't hear you in the last thing. If you trick someone, they fell for it. Blank, line, and sinker. These are... These are... What's the third one?

The third one was who was trapped in the lamp? Who was trapped in the lamp? Almost the first one. First one was who broke his crown after fetching a pale of water. Oh, this is what's his name? Robin Williams. These are all Robin Williams characters. Jack, Toys, Jeannie, and Hook, Aaron, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding,

all the points. All the points. All the other points. Give me a better beer from your bathtub. Aaron ends the game with seven points, JPC with a dismal five having actually one. All right, good game, good game, you two. Can you go ahead and shake hands just why make sure there's no sore losers Okay, here you go Erin jokes and you my hand was also wet

from way yep I was in a lake yesterday. Oh yesterday Rose Annihate all the orange slices in the half timegg rich. I was in a lake yesterday. That's my fucking Tuesday bitch. Here we go. This is going to be a listener submitted. Submitty, ready?

Submitty, ready. Submitty, ready. Submitty, ready. Submitty, ready. Submitty, ready. Marble Q sauce. Chili, submitty. HRRpodcast.gmail.com. Okay, we book you sauce. Chili sub me.

HR podcast at gmail.com. Okay, we need to form a subcommittee for the submitted, submitty, ritty. Submitting ready. This is submitted by Peyton M. Peyton writes, they're two in one, but one and two, in action, you'll enjoy the view. Their purpose, you must comprehend if they through clarity Will mend their purposes are but twofold to see and be those things untold one thing to see and two to watch if on your nose

They find the notch. What are they? You're bytocals They are spectacles I focus. They are spectacles. Spectacles, detectacles. These are spade testicles. David Spades testicles. And bye, bye.

Bye. The bye balls. And who's that from? This is from Peyton M. Thank you Peyton M. Did Peyton give any information about their life? Whereabouts? Peyton says.

That sounds like a real that they invented themselves. So could us to them? Peyton gave any information about their life, whereabouts? Peyton says- That sounds like a riddle that they invented themselves, so could us to them. Payton says, not that anyone is interested, alright, they never mind. Wow, there it was! No, I was interested, tell me. Not that anyone was interested, but the riddle is written in eight lines of perfect iambic tetra meter paired in rhyming couplets. Whoa! Let's just say you struck gold in the nerd demographic.

Aaron, were you panning for nerds? Yeah. Wait, what were you saying earlier? It's all to me before we recorded. Oh, I said, oh, go ahead. No, go ahead. You remember. I said, your hat make you look like Omelie.

No, not that. Oh, I still have a lot of shit. And also the gnome you bring in, that also makes you look like Amali. No, not that hat. Oh, I feel a lot of shit. And also the gnome you bring in, that also makes you look like Amali. And you said the spider. The spider. Spider. What are we doing here?

Nothing. Trying to recall jokes. I don't remember, Aaron, I've insulted you so many times. You came into the spider. Into the spider. Yeah, but you called it. Spider-Man, turn off the dork. Oh, that's right. Spider-Man, turn off the dork. Oh, that's right.

Spider-Man turn off the dork. Aaron, can we get a five second episode of your spin-off podcast, which is called Aaron Keefe, Panting for Dorks. Panting for Dorks. What would I talk about? And that's the episode. Aaron, just for clarity, I didn't remember

what you're talking about because I was saying or Spider-Man turn off the dork to add up, not to you. Oh, really? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That was a burn on hand. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Also, Peyton says, your podcast is fascinating. Doesn't say good, just as fascinating. That's a weird thing to call our podcast.

That's like when you wear something and someone's like, interesting, interesting choice. Very European. Your podcast is fascinating. Fuck you, Peyton. And I hope you do a live show in Virginia one day. Well, now we, that will be the one state that we don't even fucking try to go to.

I can't go back to Virginia because the law is looking for me there. Yeah, oh, I'm from Virginia. Mmm, peanuts. Yeah, we all know the real Virginia is West Virginia. Yeah. Oh, hell. No, thank you.

I'm a regular Virginia. Thank you so much, Peyton. We really appreciate you. They were just joking around. Yeah Regular Virginia Thank you so much, Peyton we really appreciate they weren't just joking around we will be doing a show in Virginia next week Of course we'll be doing in the main city in Virginia Blue Fendorf Blue Fendorf I'm speaking of blue Fendorf Anything you want to blue Fendorf? I'll blue Fendors my Twitter. You can follow me at JPsoFly.

You can also follow me on Instagram at SharkBarkman. If you're ever in the Chicago area, come and see World News Tonight. It's a show that all three of us are in Saturdays at I.O. in Chicago. And speaking of, before we get too, too, balls deep in these, uh, blip-endor, indoor things, I do want to say that we're going to, we're going to be putting forth a bit of a ask.

We're going to be putting forth a call to action. Is that what I think the kids say today? No one says that. Call and duty action. What we're going to be doing is if we get to a thousand five star iTunes reviews, and I think we're hovering around 750 or something like that. If we get to a thousand five star iTunes reviews, JPC tell them what's going to happen.

So if you go on iTunes, write a review of the show or leave a five star rating, even if you don't leave a review, when we get to a thousand, we are going to be doing a special AMA episode. So you'll have to follow. And that's where we talk into the might of this. You can follow us on Twitter. And it's at Hey Riddle Riddle, is the Twitter, and we'll be soliciting questions. You can ask us questions on there.

We'll announce this kind of at a date when we hit that thousand, but we'll be doing AMA. It'll be a full length bonus episode. We're released on the main feed, and it's just us doing answering any questions that you might have. And this will be available in 49 and the 50 states. Of course, the one state that we won't be featuring this in is. Or again.

I know. Which I've now formed into Ordoho. So yeah, so give us a review on iTunes. It does have to be iTunes. It does have to be five stars. Once we get 2,000, that'll be a bonus episode on the main feed. It'll probably be, I don't know, 45 to 60 minutes.

Yeah. So a healthy, a healthy, maybe probably longer. A healthy baby, probably longer. It'll probably be, I don't know, 45 to 60 minutes. Yeah. So a healthy, healthy, healthy, longer, a healthy baby, probably longer. It'll probably be in a couple hours. Yeah, I want to answer every fucking question. Fuck it. We're going to verbally commit to three hours. So if you want that episode, that's our call to action. If you don't want it, oh God, then don't leave words. The best part about it is if you don't want it, continue living your life as normal. Yeah. So that's. So that's gonna be that.

Also, I do have a few things I wanna mention before we finish up the plugs here. We do have two new pieces of merch in our store, which is at tpublic.com. We have a keyfinite real shirt, which is created by Emily Cardamus. So please check that out. If you get a keyfinite real t-shirt

and you send me a picture of you wearing it, I should do something special. Drink the pen. Also, if we sell a thousand keyfinite real shirts, Aaron, something special. Drink the pen. Also, if we sell a thousand, keep it in real shirts, Aaron tell them what's gonna happen. We're not gonna sell a thousand, but if you send me a picture of you wearing it,

I will send you a little video of you saying whatever you want me to say. I like the idea. I like the idea of, if we sell a thousand, what's gonna happen? We're not gonna sell a thousand. We're not gonna sell those. Back to you.

No, but if you send me a picture and then also with a request of like say happy birthday to my friend or say JPC is made of socks, I will. I will say whatever you want. I'll send you a video. Yeah, tube socks. Wait, hold on. No socks would be cool.

Let's go to Derek for the sports. There's no games today. Okay, okay, Derek, thanks so much. So that's one of our new pieces of merch. We also have a new shirt, you can also get on other items, but that is our old man Puzzles logo, which was created by Ray Glass. Thank you so much Ray, so check that out as well.

If we sell a thousand of those, JPC, what's gonna happen? I'm gonna push you to volcano. Me being Tom Hanks, and thus fulfilling the title of the movie. So check those out. Also, of course, you can always check out our Patreon. For $5, you get access to all of our bonus Patreon episodes from the Clue Crew. Those are, we have seven or eight or nine up there already. Those are every Friday, so you get four or five of those a month. You can check out me at Adderify on Twitter and yeah, in various podcasts that I mentioned

last week, Erin, anything you want to promote? Follow me, Erin, keep 10 on Instagram. I directed a show called 51 First Date, so it's going to be at 2nd City April 5th through the 26th on Fridays at 830. If you want to go check that out. And then Aaron keeps you on Twitter, and I don't do much, but you can say hi. There's one thing I forgot to mention.

Go ahead, do it. No, please. OK, I want to give another huge, huge, huge thank you. The other night we did World News Tonight, which we do every Saturday at IOTM at 8 PM and 10 PM, a lot of times recently. I think every week we've had some fans of Hey, Ritter Rittle afterwards say hi. Please keep that up.

Once that stops, we will stop performing. But we had a gentleman named Matthew Romio who created us these incredible puppets that are in our likeness. So we just want to say a huge thank you to Matt. We will post a picture of those on our Instagram. If it's not on there already, it will be up by this episode. I've been losing my mind about it. I cried when he showed us.

It also, they look so much like both of you. You always do. It's disturbing. Can I tell you a story? Yeah. Thank you. I, after we got the puppets, I went to my boyfriend's house,

and it was like, I have a surprise, and I hyped it up too. So much. I'm pregnant. I'm pregnant. And I was like, close your eyes and you sat in his bed. And I was like, open them. And it was me with a puppet and he died laughing. And he was like, I thought there was going to be a sexy surprise.

But it's way more on brand for you. It's just you holding a puppet version. I think you had to do a last minute pivot where you turned that into a sexy surprise. And you're like, no, it's me and the puppet. Yeah, where it's a threesome. Can I just say something, listeners, if you send a picture of you with a puppet, that, it's me and the puppet. Yeah, where it's a threesome. Can I just say something, listeners, if you send a picture of you with a puppet,

that is sexy to me. I find puppets a sexy surprise, 100% of the time. Speaking of sexy surprises, Aaron, I have a surprise for you. It's one last rental that I'd like you to answer. It's in the same style as the four method Adela has been asking. I'm gonna go rapid fire.

Cartoon dog, planet. Men go here to get stupider, something you say every episode. Jupiter! No! Did you say cartoon planet? Yeah, cartoon planet. He's cartoon planet. Bye forever. Aaron Yeevin and John Patrick Cullen. Hey, two-starter busy headed in. Have any parents in the middle of the day? Boko created by M.O.B. Cargamus and M.O.N. Amores. Boko, Boko, Boko, Boko, Boko. Hey, Ristabrit, Yom.

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