Hey Riddle Riddle - #380: Bleh Riddle Riddle 8

Episode Date: October 29, 2025

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That's cornbread hemp.com slash riddle and use code riddle, R-I-D-L-E. Don't just take it from us. Take it from, I want to say, Kung Fu Shrimp? Hello, I'm Kung Fu Shrimp. Everyone, let's chop these boards. Adel, you're going to really hurt yourself. The surfboards. There we go.

Oh, he's back. Oh, Adel. Oh, God. Another gummy, please. Oh, my God. That's so wild. That's so wild. Oh, I have something we can do for the somber party.

Okay. Sure, yeah. I liked that the activity of us laughing, fake laughing over, nothing, though. That was so much fun. I really loved that. That was a great idea, JPC. Thank you. I was hoping that I would get to go once before we moved on, but it seemed like everybody else went and had a fun time with it.

Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. Three, two, one. Oh, oh, I, I thought I, I thought I was supposed to, like, say something. Oh, yeah, you say a punch line. You say something. You say, three, two, one.

It just feels like we're rushing the three, two, one thing. And I'm trying to think of it. Was that the bit? Was that the line? Yeah, I feel like I got as much of it out of it as I'm going to get, so we could be. I'm having the best time at all was your plan. Oh, I thought we could go, no, it's naughty. no tell us no let's do it oh fuck are we gonna fuck well i mean then i'm no i've changed

no yeah no i thought well i thought we could all do because last time we did you finished three times not of us finished and then you need then you got asked for a hot towel but what was it i feel like we've said that recently on the yeah we said it three times that's why i'm with a callback it's a call back to like i mean it's like it comes to you so quick yeah well something i thought we could do because it's like spooky season got it's like we all go in the bathroom we turn off the lights. And no, not J.PZ, we're not doing that, but we turn off the lights, we look in the mirror and we

say, Bloody Mary, three times. But that's dumb. No, that's dumb. No, is, are we ordering? I don't understand. Oh, sorry, no, not Bloody Mary. It's not like a Halloween drink, right? Well, it is. I think it's probably like a Dracula's favorite drink on like a Laffy Tappy Raffer. Okay, don't

reference riddles that we're going to have to do later at the episode. What about seasonal? I mean, like, maybe some, maybe something like pumpkin spice or like a mold wine you know or like yeah well what's usually the episode we do around Halloween what's it called um I can't remember what do you mean what's it called like we don't do like a we don't do like a specially named episode don't wait isn't it not that I can remember but what if we said that into the the mirror three times oh bleh riddle riddle yeah so now he remembers like what if we said it but nothing would happen right I'm not scared

I guess this would be Blah Ritter-Riddle number eight. So maybe we say Blah Ritter-Riddle eight times into a mirror and see what happens. Okay. Okay. Okay. Let me, okay, we're in my... Okay. Bathroom here.

We'll turn off the lights. Everyone look in the mirror and here we go. Everyone, how do we know where the mirror is? Turn the lights back on. Oh, sorry. We did that complete wrong order. Oh, I was looking at the shower. Yeah, we're all facing...

JBC, you're face down in the toilet. Okay, let's all look where the mirror's out. Let's all look where the mirror's out. I'm sorry. We took the lights off of the bathroom. I go face down of the toilet. That's the first place I go. Yeah.

Here we go. Like where a hurricane. Here we go. Lights off. And here we go. Blah riddle. Oh, interesting. Are we saying blah or blah?

Oh, that's it. We should, yeah, we should all be on the same page. Let's say, yeah. So, Aaron pronounce it? Blah. Blah. I didn't ask how it was spelled. I said how we say it.

Okay. Blah. Blah. Blah. Blah. Blah, right. Yeah. Blah, blah, riddle, riddle.

Blah, riddle, riddle. Okay, see, put these together. So it's like the timing is awesome. Blah, Riddle, Riddell, Blah Riddle, Blah Riddle, Blah Riddle, Blah Riddle, Blah Riddle, Blah Riddle, Blah Riddle! Welcome to the episode. also them were small things it was a cabin in the wood

he tapped him with ice goals the works and horses make dance welcome welcome to the epitom a minute before

little riddle riddle welcome to the episode Oh, no, it worked and summoned something. JPC, kill it with it, kill it with fire. What the fuck? And something's kill it with milk, and something's here.

And real quick, just while something's here, do we want to make sure that we want to do the voice the whole time, or is there a different voice for something, for whoever this is and whatever this is going on? Call me something, what the fuck? He's committed to it. I would not be doing that voice the whole episode. But hey, something, what's that?

going on? What are you? Are you a little guy? Not much. We're having a sleepover. We're just having a sleepover. It's not to do some spooky incantations. We said, Blay riddle and the mirror eight times, see what we could summon. Yes, well, you've summoned me. My name is Stuart. That's a long time about Stuart. Stuart, I haven't listened to the show in a while. Stuart, are you like a classic part of these Blah riddle, Riddle episodes.

You're like a classic. You're like a fixture. You're a mainstay for these episodes. I'm not which riddle of riddle right now, and I'm not seeing anything for Stuart. How is which spell? Oh, you know what? I'm on the wrong thing.

Okay. I'm not sure what Larry Riddle is, but you did, you summoned me, and I am a man in the mere reality. Okay. So, hmm, you're a, man you got it you kind of yeah you kind of just seem like a guy yeah i'm a guy yeah for sure yeah like i guess sorry on my end you guys live in the mirror yeah are is there anything

terrifying about your reality or whatever do you are you just like a guy like we're a guy um just like a different reality i mean we have like scoliosis is rampant scoliosis i don't know if What else? Malaria's been an issue in the past. Malaria, maybe, I don't know. We have a thing called influenza. We got that. We got that. We got that.

Yeah, it sounds like your reality is pretty close to ours. Although, I don't know. I don't know that in ours I would lead off with scoliosis. That seems like more of a niche. Oh, that's number one. That's number one. That's number one. People get scoliosis there like we get the flu.

That sucks. You can catch scoliosis? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. It's a seasonal thing. That makes sense. Yeah. What else?

What else? Well, do this goliosis booster every year? Yeah. Oh, spiders are everywhere. Everywhere. Okay. Can you see them everywhere? Well, no.

I mean, you're never like more than 20 feet from a spider. Yeah, that's our reality. Like there's like the woods and it might be in like your attic or something. Sure. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know if I'd say that everywhere. I hate to do this to you. Oh.

Because it really feels like you're just sort of. of a guy. Am I, you have to cut this for time? Um, either that or you have to host the episode. Shit, well, I wouldn't have done the voice of how's going to host. Yeah, yeah, I know. That's what we were saying. That's sort of what we were thinking.

Kind of the whole thing. Hey, Stuart, you're actually sort of the biggest part of Blair Ritter-Riddle now. What the fuck? This is forever now. You're sort of the one who hosts Blan Riddell Riddell. And Aaron is kind of saying that because I think she might remember something that happens in blay riddle riddle and you might not want to get to that but stuart no i'm not spinning my wheels because the blare riddle riddle is famously an episode i'm really bad at and panic and do all

sorts of nonsense and i think i think what aaron is saying steward is that you are welcome here if you want to kind of hang out for blayarder riddle you you absolutely can yes yes steward if you want to stick around you can host or not host i don't know if you have anything prepared Or if you have Hey Ritter Riddell in your universe No, we don't have Hey Ritter Riddell So we're the bad universe We're definitely the bad universe

It's the bad universe It's the better even, yeah Yeah, yeah, that's brutal Apples or oranges Oranges or apples Here Well that does that be How do you know that?

How would you know I made that one up I'm sorry My world to seem more interesting Yeah But it's not though, huh It's not It seems pretty

And no one's world Is really interesting to them right But you know It's like maybe The things that you find mundane about your world would be, like, fascinating to ours. Let's talk about this whole time, though, I think, because we got nothing we got to get to, right? Well, we have one thing we have to get to. Hey, Stuart, Stuart taking control.

I like this. Mommy, mummy, mummy, spiders, spiders, give me such a fright. A ghoul terrifies haunted doll hair giveaway. Based on the Tome Attletude, my death and ridies and pussies, undead attle, writes a check. Undead Addle writes a check. Boy, he, he, ha, mummy, mummy. Spiders, spider, spiders, it gives me such a fright. A bull terrifies, haunted dull hair giveaway.

A bull terrify, haunted all her giveaway. Based on the tomb, attitude, my death and riddies and puzzies on that Adlerites a shake. So, Stuart had that prepared, so it seems like Aaron is. Like, they have a hero in that universe for sure, right? Like, that's like they could exist one to one, right? Uncle Adelrys a Jack. All right, Stuart, we'll give this a shot. This seems new to us.

How do we play and what do we win? It kind of sucks. Usually blubber hurdles my thing, but I'm not going to take a nap. All right. See you later, Adel. I'll love you, miss you. Addle, wouldn't it be more fun if you participated or I guess take your nap? Why not?

He looks like he's already gone. He's gone. He's gone. Well, this is Stewart's episode now. Stuart, can I ask you a question? Yeah. Are you the only guy in your universe or do like, are there like also other guys in your universe? Um

Hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell Oh, shit. Guys, be cool, be cool, be cool. Well, Stuart, aren't you going to introduce me to your friends? Can we close this mirror? Please don't, please don't. Sorry, this is, this is my friend, this is mirror Uncle Santa. Uncle Satan!

Sorry, I mean, I mean, Uncle Satan. Hi, Uncle Satan. Well, what's this? Yeah, you don't see me coming through the mirror with some nonsense, huh? You see me having some self-control. Who is this exasperated young woman? Young? Yeah, what was your area, right?

Wait, why are we pushing up against young? Hi, Uncle Satan. I know you. You know me. Yeah, we've met before. Well, you must be on my naughty list, which for me, Uncle Satan, is the good. It's a good list. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

We've done a song and dance before. Wait, we've done Uncle Satan before. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. Well, not. On our end, we have it. Also, um... Yeah, on your end, Uncle Satan is new.

Like, he's a new guy. He's a brand new. And he also just got scoliosis. Which is good for... Yeah, here it's good. And here it's good to have that. And also, not making a judgment on scoliosis, because that's like... I think that's just like a thing that happens to people.

I have it. Oh, shit. Good or bad. That's good. That's good. Hey, it's whatever. It's, yeah. I think it's cool.

Hell, hell, hell. Are we going to record this from the bathroom? Because I'm feeling a little claustrophobic with sort of everybody. Um, I mean, I guess if I always think it's from the bathroom, I can't really leave. Thank you. Uncle Satan, you smell, like, really bad. Or that could be JPC. You can smell me through the beer?

It's me. I think that might be the toilet on your end. JBC? I had my face right in there, Aaron, so it's going to be nothing I can do about that now. Well, Aaron, we could leave. We could leave the mirror and, like, go wake up, Addle. Is it worth waiting for a little bit at the mirror to see if maybe there's, like, another character that shows up? Like, I don't know what it even would be, but, like, some sort of...

I'm not saying it's, like, a direct one-to-one to, like, each host of the show with their, like, a mirror version. But would it be worth waiting? to see? It's me, mirror J.P. Riddles and I'm... No, I'm not going to do this. Yeah, plus you're on this side of the mirror, so I don't know what you were doing

with that. And that's also, it feels like one of my characters. Do you maybe, like, someone that you could do, like in the mirror? Do you have someone... Well, you do have one big one. Yeah, but there is no

Halloween pun I could do for it. Well, we better be going there. We're going to head out. All right, come on, guys. Let's just do the episode. Okay, let's turn the lights back on. Oh, okay.

They went away. Great. Should we wake a battle or should we do some sleep pranks to him? Ooh, spooky sleep pranks. Okay. Put his hand in water and pee on him. Wait. Put whipped cream on his hand and pee on him.

Hold on. I need so much pee available still. Well, I had my head in the toilet. Pauses for eight minutes. stirs at JPC. I suck the pee up. Adel. Pst.

Wake up. What do you get when you cross a ghost with a detective? What do you get when you cross a ghost with a detective? Sherlock Boo! Oh, Aaron, that was so close. I doubt it. Sorry, I must have been saying last year's riddle that we were off. Sherlock Bones?

There, one letter off. Well, a couple letters off, but phonetically, one letter off. Sherlock Booze? No Do I have the Sherlock part off? Ghost doesn't have bones But a ghost might do this Sort of like whaling

Oh, oh, uh, Scarelock Holmes Scarelock's actually very good Sherlock Moones That's what you get when you cross a ghost With a detective Full year for Sherlock Moans Yeah, that was a riddle we ended with last year

And I didn't give the answer Oh, oh, you know what? Wake up, pissy Sorry It's your new nickname. Did you guys put my underwear in the freezer and then piss on me? We did not do the underwear in the freezer part. If your underwear is freezing cold, that is something going on with you medically.

Well, I'm going to do something to you. A little something called, mummy, mummy, spider, spider, spiders. Give me such a fright. A ghoul terrifies haunted doll hair giveaway based on a toe-mantle toad my death and riddies and puzzies. Undead Addle writes a check. Undead-A-Dle writes a check. Okay, mummy, spider, spiders, spiders, spiders. Give me such a fright.

A ghoul terrified. Haunted Alher Giveaway A cool Fed of high Sponted all her give away Based on the tomb Attletude

My death And riddies and pussies On that adol All right say check I am also checking My bank app I don't think

I've been paid for this ever So Should I Oh sorry On Halloween My checks

Sorry On Halloween my checks Are sort of like I write like Pay to the order of like candy Sort of like a fudge

sure i mean yeah for trick or treating i just hand out checks that say whatever like almond joy in the oh so you're the guy in the box where you write the money i'm not complaining i see jpc complaining i'm not complaining and you can cash those whenever and i'll go out and buy the candy for you so i think it's i think kids think i'm ready to play adults and it teaches them fiscal responsibility let's play the game that we play every Halloween and what we're going to do is we're going to start with costumes for 2025. I have a list from trusted source USA Today that says the top 25 trending costumes or costume searches from 2025. It's funny we've been doing this for so long that like things like USA Today, I've like looped back around to being like, it's the only one left.

It's the only one left doing news. Let's see. I can't think of anything that has. happened this year. So what we'll do is we're going to start with Aaron and I'm going to let you guess five different items for each one you get correct. I'll give you 10 points. If you happen to guess the number one costume, you get 100 points and Aaron you'll get five guesses and then JPC you'll get five guesses and then we'll see where we stand. So Aaron, I'm going to give you a chance to name five items that we hope are in the top 25 Halloween costumes or Halloween costume searches

for 2025. I'm going to start with K-pop Dube. Demon Hunters. Now, Erin. Aaron? Yes. You are dead right. In terms of the, I want to say of the top 10, six of them, five of them are K-pop Demon Hunters, but I do need you to be more specific. No, she should get, she should get all five points.

I wouldn't have said that. I wouldn't have said K-pop demon demons. Okay. Here's what I'll say. Aaron, you're going to get the number one costume, or costume search, is Roomy from K-pop Demon Hunters. Number two, costume is Zoe from K-pop-Dibbon-Hudders. Number three is Mira from K-pop-D-U-N-Hazzo. Number four is Genu from K-P-P-Dibir-Bah.

Number five is Baby Saja from K-P-P-P-D-Ur. And number eight is Derpey the Tiger. Yes. From K-Pat-Di-Harser. The best my favorite part of the whole movie. You get 50 points for getting shit. Five of the top ten, and then 100 for getting the number one. Thank you.

So that's 150 points here. guessing? Yes. Do you think one more guesses? Do you think Alphaba and Glinda are on there? Aaron. Erin, right in the top ten is Alphaba from Wicked and then around 15 or 14 is Glenda from Wicked. That's another 20

points, Aaron. Okay. You're in 170 and you have three guesses. It's just so I know. Huh? She gets multiple guesses per guess. Yeah. The first guess was five guesses. I'll stop there. I'll stop there. I'm happy with what I got. Hey, JPC. Hey JPC.

Hey JPC real quick. Yeah. Uh-huh. Earlier, I felt like I was like, you have to be specific with K-pop demon hunter. And you were like, give it all to her. And then I did. And now it seems like you're in trouble complaining. Well, she said one thing. She said K-pop demon hunters. The second time, she definitely said two things.

I'm trying to follow your leave, dog. Adel, I was there for that. He's being ridiculous. If the third guess is three things, like, now it's a guess of a pattern. You were damned if you did and damned if you didn't. Let them eat cake. We'll not eat cake. Um, JBC, I'm happy with what I got.

You can have a turn now. Go ahead. Yeah. I think the big difference is I know Elfa Bun and Glinda. I don't know K-pop demon hunters. Um, okay, things that happened, 2025. Um, man, I'm, I'm, it kind of sucks because I'm like, 2025.

Okay, what's 2025? Oh, yeah, Trump was inaugurated. And then I'm like, it hasn't even been a fucking year. Yep. Are you fucking kidding me? So let's see. Um, would there be. something on this list of like

doing like an ice raider like one of the kind of ice Gestapo that's like kidnapping people off the streets would that be like a costume that people are interested in I don't see it on the list a lot of terrible people are interested in

Dean Kane maybe when is that I know a lot of grown adults that are for some reason dressing in that costume and kind of doing it okay what else 2025 um what do we do we're doing like a Charlie Kirk costume this year? Is that maybe too soon?

I think JPC yields his time. Oh, wasn't there a thing earlier the year where like a helicopter hit a plane? There was like a really bad helicopter. He yields his time. No, actually, and maybe I don't see that there. Two more guesses, JPC, two were guesses. Maybe I remember less like pop culture things

and more like terrible things that are happening. Right, remember our show is escapism? Remember? We talked about this being escapism. JBC, two more guesses. Two more guesses? Oh, okay, let's go to movies. What happened in movies this year?

Okay. There was an avatar trailer, so I'll say the Navi. Are the Navi back? I don't see it on the list. One more guest, JPC. The woman from weapons. Oh, that's a, I mean, that's the costume I want to see the most of, but I don't see it on this list. I didn't see weapons either, so.

Very good. Okay, couldn't be a woman. Do you have a final guess? Oh, God, I really wish. I really wish I had a final guess. I will guess, oh, I'll just guess that it's that Australian breakdancer that was on the list last year. What's her day, Rewind? No, Raygun.

Raygun. I like Rewind. Not on the list. Let me say just a couple more that are on the list. Chicken jockey for Minecraft, Laboooooo. Oh, of course Laboo Boo-Boo. The Lorax? I don't know why the Lorax is on the list, but the Lorax, Hamilton, from the

Lin-Manuel Marinda musical, not from history. Nightwing, Nurse from Silent Hill. I don't know what that is. What? Toothless from How to Train Your Dragon. Ladybug.

Gabby from the Netflix series. Wait, can I say one? Can I say one? Yes, yes, yes. Stitch, right? That came out this year. Oh, yeah. Stitch is not on here.

But what is on here from a hit movie? Superman? Superman and Supergirl. We also have... Dachmo? I like the dog. Dany Darko? What is the...

I don't... From 2025? I guess so. Also founding father. So that's another Hamilton thing? Why are people still talking about Hamilton in 2025? Pyramidhead from Silent Hill. I guess Silent Hill is making a big comeback.

Wednesday from the Netflix series Wednesday. Oh, yeah. Cleo Denial from the TV series Monster High. And rounding out the top 25, my personal favorite, Lord Farquod from Shrek. Now, when you first saw Shrek, were you guys too young to realize that Farquod was a play on Fuckwad? I didn't know that until just now.

Okay. I truly had no idea that Farquod was a play on FuckWod. That's crazy. Yeah, because I was old enough when I saw Shrek when it first came out in the theaters to be like, how are they getting away with it? Were there people, were their kids before Shrek came out that called people Farkwads? No, there was no kids before Shrek came out. There wasn't kids before Shrek came out.

That's why I saw it. Yeah, that's why I'm as old as I am. Because I remember people saying things like schoolyard and that were like curse words but not curse words so you couldn't get in trouble for them. But I've never heard Farquod as fuckwad. And maybe this is in my own imagination, but I like to think it's a play on fuckwad. If it's not, it's a pretty good play on fuckwad. If it's not, I'd be, I'd be equally shocked. Yeah.

As shocked as I'd be equally shocked to learn it, I'd be equally shocked to learn that it wasn't true. That was an interesting list. I'm glad that you read that. The one that I was doing, or the one Adel was doing? No. Yours was in a nightmare. Mine was sad, right? Yeah.

I think it was someone's like, oh, interesting outfit. I was like, oh, thank you. Oh, no, Adel, I was trying to get like points for complimenting you. It was a sincere compliment, though. Well, Aaron, you're currently winning 170 to zero, but I'm going to toss you 30 points for that. So you're up to 200, JPC, you're at zero. And what we're going to do now is we're going to move on to some spooky scenes. Now, remember.

During blah, ritter riddle, you can win scenes. I'm going to give you some points afterwards. And I'm going to give you a setup, of course. So for this first scene, what I like to see is just because it seems like maybe we're all a little bit confused and it seems to be dominating the zeitgeist. Yes. I want to see a scene that's the two of you sort of portraying whatever you think K-pop Demon Hunters is. So this is maybe a scene from what you think K-pop Demon Hunters is. Got it.

Okay, great. We'll start now. P-st, hey kids, we're about to hypnotize you into loving this movie. I just want to let you know. Who's speaking? Hey, sorry. Is the Netflix logo talking to me? It's like pulsating on the TV.

Hi, sorry. I'm Jennifer Netflix. That's sucked into the screen. It's a whole thing. Hey. Hey. Hey. I'm so interested.

Hey. You are Jennifer Netflix. I didn't know Netflix was someone's last name. Yeah, so I got sucked in to this thing. Here's the thing. We are trying to... Sucked into the screen. How?

We've been doing mind control. I messed up. I did something stupid, and then I got... This was my punishment from the Netflix family. I said, I'm sort of... They sucked you into the screen. Yeah, suck for eternity.

But this is what I mean. I'm a good guy. Like, I'm a good person. So that's the technology they possess. Yeah, you're a kid, right? Um, I mean, I'm sorry. Oh, you're, okay, wait. I think I got the data wrong.

You have a little sister then? I have two little sisters. Oh, can you call them in? They're sleeping. It's like 10 o'clock at night. Oh, God, okay. Do you not have a sense of time in there? No.

Because you got sucked into the TV? No, and that's why I have to keep asking people if they are still watching. Because I just have no sense. That's me. I'm like, are you even still here? I remember what it was like to be a kid Like I'm 16 now But I'm like I'm not too far away from it

That I don't kind of remember the feeling We're just trying to make content that Because we know that parents aren't really like Looking at what their kids are watching And we're going to make things I was going to watch porn Right I know I know I saw what you typed in But we're going to do subliminal messaging

I keep forgetting they don't have it on Netflix I'm typing on my remote so it takes so long To type this stuff I like And then I'm like oh no it's on Netflix Yeah and I just also, I'm not here to judge, but you're actually the first person to ever type super duper romantic porn to the Netflix search bar. Well, I know Netflix isn't going to have like the hardcore stuff, but like I know they have like Outlander. So it's like, you know, that's not really porn.

Oh, is it not serve the same purpose that porn can serve? I mean, it's basically, right? It's porn in a pinch, my guy. It is porn in a pinch. Same, wonderful job. Have you seen K-pop Demon Hunters yet? I have not, but I know... Oh, Adel, it is perfect.

Is it legit good? I would say it is... You would love it so much. Casey says Adel would love it. So Casey and Aaron have both seen K-pop Demon Hunters? It's a perfect movie. Twice? Yeah.

Twice? I've seen it multiple times. It is... The music is amazing. It's super good and moving. I feel like it is on the echelon for me with like Into the Spiderverse and Puss and Boots and Last Wish. Okay.

He said, I've seen it twice, and both times I was so drunk, and there were... He said it with my nieces and nephews. Oh, what am I reading? Oh, a lie. I'm reading a lie because he can't. Okay. Yeah, with my niece and nephews. Makes more sense.

From that scene, I'm going to award JPC 100 points. And Aaron, I'm going to award you 150. The additional 50 is for the name Jennifer Netflix, which I thought was very good. Thanks. So just a slight bump there. So that brings us up to Aaron. you're at 350, JPC, you're at 100. I do want to see another scene.

This is based off the fact that one of the costumes on the list was Cleo Denial for Monster High. Never heard of Monster High, but I do want to see a scene of the two of you as sort of classic monsters in high school. Aaron, do you have a favorite sort of classic monster? I like a vampire. Great. So you're a vampire or Dracula type in high school. JPC, do you have a favorite sort of classic monster? I mean, the most classic monster, Frankenstein's monster.

Perfect. So this is Dracula or a vampire type and Frankenstein in high school. Frankson's a monster. I'm so sorry. Frankenstein's monster in high school. And this scene starts now. School sucks. Right? Yeah. I said that you good detention again today. Paul McCartney. I know. I heard it. Scene. Oh, I heard it. do. I can't go back in there. And Aaron real quick, you cannot call scene. This is still I know what I'm just saying. I know I have to go back at that scene, but I went to Bob McCartney and now I can't undo it. Grassbird. It was almost Bob Dylan, right? He was like, yeah,

I mean, Jim, Bim, I know, but now I, how am I supposed to get back in that? Okay, I'll go back. Okay, here's what we'll do. We're going to restart this scene. Slight punishment because, because we stopped it. Aaron, you're now Frankenstein's monster, JPC, you're now Dracula. And we're in high school, and go. High school sucks, huh? I don't know. I quite like high school.

I don't. Aaron, stay in this scene. I know it seems like we're not going to use a lot of the things that we learn here, but I quite like the company and the teachers are all nice. God, I could go for some blood. Yeah. What I wouldn't do for little blood. Just a song I'm kind of tinkering with.

It's nothing yet. I was wondering if you had a date to homecoming yet. Honestly, all the girls want to go to homecoming with me. They keep swarming me, absolutely throbbing me wherever I go, but I haven't said yes to a single one of them yet. Well, maybe you say yes to some. who is made up of a bunch of different dead people. Take my best friends to homecoming.

Why, that could work. I can't even, I feel like I sound a little bit like, like, a cookie monster? Don't know who that is? All right. Think you sound like yourself, Frankenstein. Start jiggling at the door handle of the scene. Locked, it's locked. Maybe I could, maybe I could ask my best friend.

If they go to homecoming with me Can you unlock I'm motioning to you Would you go to homecoming With me? Adel can't breathe in the scene Dracula What do you say?

Bob Dylan Opens the mail slot up the scene Shove some trail mix in Aaron there for some protein grabs your hand And scene and scene Wow Very good job

I will say Yes And this is not a criticism of Aaron sure don't do this don't do this she wasn't really staying in it hey i was so in it i was so committed jbc it was barely noticeable but i did pick up on that so aaron i am going to deduct a hundred points because a hundred aren't both times you tried to stop the same well because i accidentally did a paul mccarney voice yeah i'm i'm all right okay i guess that's my fault no no no no no this one this time it's on me every other time i've accidentally

done in Paul McCartney boy. It's usually your fault. This one, I will take personal responsibility for it. And JBC, because you were tried and true, trying to push forward on that, I am going to give you 150 points. So we are currently at Aaron at 250 points, JPC at 250 points. We are tied

on this episode of Blah, Redder Riddle. And what we're going to do now is maybe the spookiest thing of all, which is to take a break. Octopus's garden. Dead. Hey, riddle, right on it. I'm in the ponies. Hi, Aaron.

Hi, JPC. It's me, saving squirrel. Aaron, I'll stomp on it. You just give me the guess that go ahead. The thumbs up, and this thing is gone. No, no, no, no, no, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Foot just hovering over it. Wait, I have value.

I have value. Do you want it to turn your kids in the savers? Acorn Jolie, which I represent, makes it easy to teach kids healthy money habits that will stick with them for life. You know, Squirrel, I was just thinking about how, like, why don't they teach us more about money in school? Like, I feel like there should be a whole class for it because you go to college and you don't, you're dealing with money really for the first time. Right? And you don't know how to do it.

Aaron, don't say go to high school and go to college around the squirrel. It's obvious that this is a guy didn't go to high school in college because he's a squirrel. Yeah, he did. Look, he's wearing a little graduation cap. Yeah. Oh. I went to MIT. I am so sorry, Squirrel.

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Okay. And then you let your kids set their own saving goals and start building healthy money habits early? You better believe it. Okay, so it sounds like we're in the same world. I like when I said MIT stands for munch into trees. We all just kind of glazed over that. No, I know. It's in Massachusetts.

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And of course, this is your host, Stuart. As always, I'm joined by Uncle Satan. Hell, hell, hell. And, uh, fuck you. And I'm also joined by... I really didn't think about what my whole thing would be. No. Oh, Uncle Satan, that was good.

That was good. Hell, hell, hell. We're not letting you out. You can't get out of the scene. No, I'm in it. I mean, I'm in it. I'm still doing it. the voice and smash smash smash sorry guys i just had to smash my bathroom mirror it seems like

we're still getting their frequency through there but it does sound like stewart and uncle satan started a podcast which is fun with yeah that's fun yeah mirror version of aaron keef it sounded like yeah everybody has a podcast these days it's hard out there it's hard out there but it's fun it's you know people do it if they like what they're doing that's enough right yeah can i just you know the market saturated when the creatures in my mirror have a podcast right for sure yeah for sure Well, but we also have a podcast And this is Blah Ritter Riddle number eight And so

Do you think we could do a spin-off podcast As just character? Like when people listen to like Little Monkey Bones, Dr. Camelia and Cocoa Cashmere podcast Can we not test their loyalty Any more than we already have? That's at least a Patreon idea.

Let's make that like a $500 tier To where it's like, you got to really ask for that. Yeah, no one wants that though. I speak for the trees. Just like, I guess the lorix is having a comeback too, which is exciting. Yeah. Which is nice. Nice for the loraxs.

A lorax asance? That sounds like a medicine. I was trying to do like, you know how when Matthew McConae was everywhere? They called it the mccanusants. I tried to do loraxosance, but it sounds like a medicine. Laraxisans may cause sweating or bleeding. Could cause certain types of cancers. Could cause you to speak for the trees.

Could cause you to speak for the trees. Could cause you a little yellow mustache. I speak for the episode. when I say that it's time to move on to a Blu-Riddle Riddle classic trailer Damn Near Kilt Her. What's going to happen is you're both going to have two minutes

to improvise the perfect horror movie trailer based on the title I give you. You will be doing all the voices, all the sound effects, any spooky music up top, narration edits, maybe listing the cast, et cetera.

Your mission basically is in two minutes to make me scared. Did you choose to accept it? I just let the VHS blow up. and the little like it's a little player that they gave me i just i just let it smoke out yeah your mission is to make me scared to miss this movie that's all fun because you're tied i'm going to let erin choose erin would you like to go first or second i would like to go second please okay jbc you will be going first your titles you have two to choose for and it just this is not immediate but

could someone please untie us it's not that i don't want to be here doing this i just I would love to use my hands. I feel like I've showered recently, probably, right? I don't know. When we turn off the lights in the bathroom, it sounded like someone turned on in the shower. Not me. My head was right in that toilet.

James, you're ready for your two titles. Please. Your two options to choose from are Raging Skull, play on Raging Pole. Got it. Or one rattle after another. Play on one battle after another. Okay, well, I've seen one battle after another

more recently. So, recency bias, I can't work with that. I have to go with Raging Skull. Okay.

So Raging Skull is your option and your two minutes starts now. Oh, shh. Oh, shh. Oh,

shh. Oh, we will, we will scare you. Ah. Uh, oh, ah.

Oh, uh. This Halloween, Channing Tatum, and Dave Bautista, will be in attendance watching the scariest movie to hit theaters in 100 years. They've already agreed. They don't hang out as much as they, Used to or would like to These plans are firmly set In the grave One minute left

We will, we will Oh, oh ah Imagine A man So terrifying That No one wants to punch him in the face Because his face

has no skin and there's also no lips but there is teeth oh you know what let me just show you briefly oh you see that I flashed it on the screen

scary as fuck huh Channing Tatum's gonna freak out when he sees this this Halloween it's time for raging skull and we got the guy

the little guy from Dune oh tip on my tongue on my tongue. We got the little guy from Dune. No, it's not tip of my tongue. It's Timothy Salome. Timothy Shalibay. Timithi Shalabay.

This Halloween. Yay. I can't fucking beat that. How long do I have? Is it a minute? Is there a timer? It's two minutes. It was two minutes? Yeah, it's two minutes. I feel like it's usually a minute. Two minutes feels long. It's always been two. It's always been two minutes.

It's always been two? Yep. all right now jpc i'm gonna go ahead and give you 75 points the reason you got 75 stellar trailer but

it felt like the first minute or so was mostly talking about the celebrities who have signed on or agreed upon um the idea of watching this movie that's what sells okay i mean i'll take the feedback but i'm telling you right now about no no it's out

yeah but it feels like it's like they can say anything they can be like Merrill Streep might see a screener of this. Like, that feels kind of misleading, right? We reached out to Merrill Street. She said no. I guess we'll see what yours is, Erin, because if yours is all that to pad time, because it is two minutes, Erin, two minutes goes by, pretty slow.

All right, I'm famously good at these, so watch out. Aaron, are you ready? Yes. Your two options are the little murder made, or it's a wonderful knife. Wow. What's the first one to play on? The Little Mermaid. Oh, yes.

So that makes sense. I thought it was obvious, but let me go ahead and start over. This is the Little Murder Made based on The Little Mermaid. Or it's a Wonderful Knife based on It's a Wonderful Life. And Adel, I'm not fishing for points, but I got the Little Mermaid thing pretty quick. I'm not sure if that's a wonderful point. That's a wonderful knife. I'll do.

It's a wonderful knife. Aaron, you're going to be doing a trailer in two minutes. Wait, I'll do the little murder maid. I'll do the little murder maid. Aaron, I do have to deduct 10 points because I was mid-sentence when you changed. So do you have to deduct 10 points for that. Aaron, you're going to be doing a two-minute trailer for The Little Murder Maid, and your time starts now. This Halloween.

I want to be where the people are. I want to see, want to see them dying. The little mermaid, like you've never seen her before. With blood lust. Dad, please let me go to the surface. Please let me go to the surface. I want to have legs so I could kill a ton of people. Ariel, no.

That's not what we do We stay under the sea If we want to kill someone Kill a mermaid But that doesn't satisfy the impulse Father, please Sebastian, keep an eye on our little Murder Maid

Oh my God Do the voice, do the voice Do the voice, do the voice One minute left Oh Ariel The human world, it's a mess They keep killing each other without our help Life on the sea is better

Killing a mermaid is super satisfying. No, I'm going to go to Ursula, and she's going to let me make a wish, and then I'm going to get to go to Earth and become a serial killer. My dream. And then she walks out of the water, and she's like, oh, I got these feet. And then she... And then she can't talk, and then she goes, and then she kills the chef. And then she walks over, and then she kills the king and queen.

And then she walks over, and Eric's like, You're beautiful, didn't I save you on the beach? And she goes, yeah, now I'm going to kill you on the beach. 15 seconds left? This Halloween. Percussion, strings, winds, blood. There you see her sitting there across the way. She's all got a lot to say, but there's something about her.

You don't know why, but you're dying to dry. want to kill the boy. Ursula, you're not even scary when you come back and you're the bad guy because I'm the bad guy this time. Sixteen-year-old redheads can be the bad guy. That's the lesson. That's the lesson of this. Change yourself to kill people. See, wonderful job. Wonderful job. Aaron, that was really good. I literally have a full year to prepare for these, but when they're kind of, can I? That's, Aaron, that's just too much time. That's, that problem is that's too much time. Yeah, you ever prepare.

I'll give you the knife, Mary. You want a knife, Mary? What have I had done that? Oh, for a wonderful knife. That would have been, Aaron, here's what I'll say. Every time an angel falls from the sky. No, every time a knife stabs, an angel dies from heaven. Every time a knife stabs, an angel dies from heaven.

Yeah. Okay. Yeah, that's really good. Aaron, I'm going to give you 50 points for. Don't give me any points. Okay. I know I did bad. Hey, Adal, I know I did bad.

Okay, so. 50 points is bad, Erin. So I guess. They give you a bad about a points. You're rejecting the points. So, Aaron, you're going to stay at 240. JPC, you're up to 335, it looks like. Aaron, I will give you an option for a bonus 100 points.

Sure. If you are willing to do five seconds of a Jamaican accent. I yield my time. Okay. And Aaron, I think that's a smart move. Yeah. And, Aaron, you said that your points that you didn't want to use, you were going to donate to the Rear Comedy Festival, correct? Oh, that's so sweet of you.

That absolves you of any wrongdoing. Yeah. I yield my time. Aaron, I am going to run this again, so you have a chance to make up some ground. Yeah, I need another shot at this. Yeah, yeah. So here's what we'll do. JPC, we're back to you.

I'm going to give you two options. You ready? Sure. yeah please your options are the fast and the furiously possessed or which is a play on the fast and furious or homo bones which is a play on home alone that's a lot of fun i i wasn't going to guess either what i wasn't going to guess that those weren't plays on those things so if there were points on the line for fast than the furious and home alone i feel like i should retain those points okay okay which which one do i know more about the fast and furiously possessed or homo bones there have been more fast and furious uh movies but i feel like home alone might be better for the psychic i think i'll do i think i'll do the fast and furious uh fast and the furiously possessed is what it's called that's what it is okay um see a two-minute trailer and jpc your time starts now mm-hmm

you when we get there if we ever get there see you when we get there this Christmas celebrate by going fast faster than a ghost

oh I don't know Vin Diesel we're going pretty fast we're going fast enough because it's about family oh okay whatever you say him diesel and me

I'm in the movie too I'm Galcadot and I'm having mastery over accents the language that I disappear into in you roll

I play one another left. Oh, oh, we better get going, Galvedo, or we're going to miss the Christmas Day drive off. Hey, it's me, Ludacris, I'm on the moon or something. It's crazy on the moon. Oh, Ludacris, we should get, we should get down to the Christmas Day Drive. How's the squad going to all get back together? Or how's the squad going to all get back together? Well, I'm not even in this. fucking movie it looks like they got me over here working with Dwayne the Rock Johnson that's right it's me Wayne Johnson oh boy this is a scary movie

coming to theaters only on Christmas because it wasn't done in time and we and we have to put it out this year or else it can't be in consideration for an Oscar oh this this isn't gonna win an Oscar it's not very good and nobody's even in the same room. It seems like it seems like you couldn't get any of these actors to work together anymore. This Christmas,

the fast and the scariest. Hold on. Oh my God. Did you forget the title? Isn't that actually pretty easy to forget? I actually think I came up with a better one. We'll call scene there. Okay, I would like an apology

for the amount of judgment. I got from JPC for getting the title a few years ago. I think we would all like an apology. I think I do have to technically give you zero points. Yeah. Because you could have the title and

I think if you two go back and listen to previous Blair Riddles, there was a point when it was like, it seemed like trailers for like movies, if that makes sense. Oh, wait, you wanted movie trailers. You wanted movie trailers. All right, yeah.

It's unfair to say that now because now Eric gets a turn. So it's like, she's giving feedback in notes. I got it, I got it. I heard it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I love it. Let's do it. All right.

All right. You ready for your options. Yeah. Your options are back to the butcher. Back to the boocher. Play on Back to the Feature. Or to all the boys I've buried before. A play on to all the boys I've loved before.

We do back to the boocher. Back to the butcher. Okay. Aaron, this is a trailer for the movie Back to the Butcher. Two minutes, and your time starts now. Oh, oh, oh. Hold on, hold on. This Halloween.

They say, hold on, hold on, hold on. This Halloween. Nistalgia. is coming back around. Oh my gosh. I gotta go back to the future. Wait, when I'm gonna go back, I'm gonna accidentally date my mom.

We just are re-releasing back to the future, but everyone's gonna really look at it with fresh eyes this time. Huh? Pretty fucked up what we did in that movie, huh? Featuring all your favorites. Michael J. Fox. The old guy

The guy who played the bully The woman who played the mom And that car that goes back in time We don't cut any of the scenes We're leaving it all in But this time we're really going to realize How weird it is that he flirts with his mom In the past

I want everyone to sort of think about How strange of a choice that was They could have done anything in this movie, and they chose to do that. It's 35 seconds left. Featuring The skateboard

that flies through the air that never came true. That red puffer mess. And other stuff from the movie. Merrill Streep says, why are you re-releasing this? Wait, how did you get my

number this fall back to the boocher it's just the same movie but now we're just looking at it with fresh eyes and seed wow okay how did I do

you nailed back to the butcher you nailed back to the butcher I think I'm I think I'm blaming myself right now because I think you know I take existing movie titles and I put sort of a spooky spin on them and I think that's causing

it hasn't in the past if you go back and listen to the previous episode but it feels like you guys are really caught up and like making sure it's like honoring the original text let me just do exactly back to the future and like you know because like Fast and the Furious

is like Gal Goda Doe and Mickey Mouse I think I've got enough at this point from your feedback to really nail one more is it possible that I could do one more do we have another one that I could maybe try Aaron I'm going to leave this to you Would you like to do one more round of trailers so each gets that or would you like to go to rap for daddy, which we did? This is the easiest question of all time, Alex Trebek.

Okay. Somehow we're letting you off the hook. Even though I will say last year for Blah Ritter-Riddle number seven, Aaron, if you go back and listen, you did say 2025 is your year for rapping. I will wrap at the end of this episode. Okay. I promise. I think it's better now that we get another round of this now that we really know what this is about. Yeah.

Okay. And maybe give us a title that isn't based. based on IP, so we can feel really free. You know what, Aaron, you're right. That makes me feel better because now I confirm it is my fault. No, no, not your fault. I'm saying we, it's our issue. We're done.

I will say this. I will say this. No matter what title that you give me, I think this is the one that I feel like I'm really going to knock out of the park. Okay, okay. And just a heads up because I don't want to feel like I'm, you know, tricking anybody or hiding how I'm judging movies. If any trailer features Galgadoo, you do.

automatically get zero points. Great. Great. And that's just sort of, that's just sort of a standard I live by. That's kind of what happens at the box office as well. Enough champagne to fill the Nile. JPC, are you ready for your two titles that I'm going to make up right now? Your titles are an axe to grind. An extra grind. Or buried alive. Great titles. Really great titles. I think I'm going to take an axe to grind. Okay, perfect. This is a trailer for an axe to grind.

Your time starts now. Hi, I'm Ryan Reynolds. You're about to see a trailer from my new movie, an axe to grind. Well, that's what I normally would be saying in front of one of these trailers. But because this movie is so gruesome and so violent, there's actually not a scene or even a sequence of scenes that we can show you. So instead, we're just going to simply show you this. This is going to be, I want to say, about 90 seconds of Aaron Keefe rapping.

Her topic is chainsaw. I got a chainsaw. Hold on. Wait, you guys, you promise that you turn off your videos. You have to turn off your videos for me to wrap. Okay, hold on. What rhymes is this saw? Okay.

Okay, yeah. I shake your cat's bar, then I grab my new chainsaw, then I kill your cat with a chainsaw, because it's Halloween and I can be as mean as I want to be. I got a chainsaw. No, I can hear you. You have to view yourself too. One minute left?

I got a joke. Hey, this is Ryan Reynolds. So, you've only seen about 30 seconds. of the air and rapping thing. But again, the movie's just too violent. We really, it's called an ax to grind. I mean, this thing is going to be violent. We can't, we can't show you the movie.

All we can show you is Aaron rapping. Her suggestion is pumpkin. Oh, no. No need to let me in, because I'm a pumpkin. And I'll sit on your porch for the whole month. That's a whole month, because I'll start to rot or a kid will come up. smash me on the ground but I hope not because you carved a face

into the face of my pumpkin you took all my insides out what was that about I'm a pumpkin what what act to ride I'm a pumpkin hey everybody Ryan Reynolds here one more time so we didn't make the movie

it was a bad idea for a movie and it's one of those things where technically the studio can shelf the movie never release the movie and make way more money on it I know. It's super complicated. It's kind of like back-end Hollywood stuff. Anyway, I hope you enjoy that. Mitt mobile. Oh, you just got Mint Mobile in under the wire.

Good for you. Very nice job. I especially, Aaron, I love in the rap the idea that you would sit on a porch all month long. I think that's a service people would love to see. Well, I'm a pumpkin. Because you're a pumpkin. And JPC, I love. And yes. that within your trailer you set up

Aaron Rapping which is something I wanted to get to so I very much appreciate that I didn't even addle I didn't put that together I was just doing what felt honest for a trailer it came about it came about organically

because you know sometimes it's like Tom Cruise would be like welcome to the movies or whatever yeah so he's like I'm glad you're in the movies when you do like EMDR therapy and then like you talk about your traumas and then you like do the eye movement thing

where you're like trying to get like bad images out of your head if I ever get to say yes If I ever get to do that therapy, I'm going to shelve all my other trauma and say, can you get me to forget what Adela and JPC's faces look like when I start to wrap? That's the image I want erased from my brain the soonest. Aaron, if you were wrapping and we weren't around, would you still see us? Oh. Yeah.

Oh, for sure. If a tree wraps in the forest. How did I do in the wrapping? It's pretty bad. I think I really like, so I think you said for the first rap, you said something about like, I got a chainsaw, hold on. which I think Hold On could be almost like your, you know how like DMX would always be like, or like, I think like jaw rules always like,

uh, or maybe that's okay. Well, in the chainsaw song I was about to go, rat da da da, do that da, right da da da da da da da da da da. Oh,

Aaron, that would have been a thousand points. Yeah, it would be really good. I was about to do it in the rat, then the music cut out. I think Aaron for your like comfort zone, I think Hold on is going to be way easier

to incorporate into lots of your music. No, no, I think I could do the chainsaw song. You think you could do the chainsaw song. Yeah, I think I can use the chainsaw sounds Sure, that's no problem Okay, so that's, none with the trailers, do we have time

for Aaron to wrap or I don't want to end the episode without giving her a chance to do that segment because that's a really popular segment. Sure, sure, sure, sure, sure. Well, let me, real quick, let me sort of award points here. So I think ultimately I do have to give zero points to both of you just because it feels like We're blaming you for how bad we are at this? The sort of setup and the rules to the games,

it seems like we're just really disregarding that this year. Can I get maybe some bonus points If I can remember the name of the movie That I was supposed to be doing I will give you 100 bonus points If you remember the name of the movie In a Sebastian Jamaican accent It's a trap, don't do it

Well, hey, I got good news for you I don't remember it that movie Oh good, okay Aaron, I'll give you an option To close out the show You could either wrap or wrap a trailer I'll wrap A trailer?

No, just wrap. Okay. All right. I'll wrap. I'll wrap. And then I'm, JPC, at some point, I'm going to throw it to you, and then you're going to take it home. I'm going to set up the wrap, and then you're going to, okay, great.

Got it. Okay. Aaron, here's your options for topics or themes to wrap about. You're ready? Yeah. I'm going to give you six. Great. Six.

I just, I want to set you up as best as possible. I know, you're doing great. I love it. I'm ready. Could that be two? Could that be too much? Could that be like... Maybe give me three.

Give me three. Give me three. I'm going to give you six. Okay. Aaron, your options are. Gravestones, poison, masks, taro, dark alleys, full moons. And these are not lucky charms, marshmallows. These are options.

Gravestones, poison, masks, taro, dark alleys, full moons. Hmm. Wow, I thought six would lead to an immediate choice. I'm going to go full moons. Full moons. Aaron, this is your wrap to close out the show about full moons. Aaron, whenever you're ready, wrap away. Yeah, I'm a werewolf, and it's my time of the month.

It's time to change. Ra-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. Look at the full moon. I was in the middle of watching Dune with Timothy Shalame. He's a Q, a J.BZ guy, I can see you. You said I was supposed to come in at some point. Yeah, I'm going to, wait, hold out. I'll tell you what it's time to come in.

So I have to turn my camera off until I, okay, fine. The moon, wait, wait. This new tune is going to make you swoon at the moon like me. I'm a werewolf. And look over there, it's a vampire. And it's his verse. Do it. Well, the music cut out.

Can I get music back? That was humiliating. Here comes a vampire. He's about to wrap, and go! That was a werewolf. Now I'm a vampire. Great. Hey, it's Ryan Reynolds.

You're seeing me again. I'm steady sipping on Aviation Gym. If you call me, I'll be a while. You'll hit up my Mint Mobile. Recum FC is my soccer club. If you see me in the club, show me some love. I'm Ryan Reynolds. I was in Blade Trinity.

If you see a movie this summer You'll be seeing me Yeah, I've been a lot I don't want to talk about Blake lively We got married at the plantation Not really something I got proud of The boys, oh, oh, it's over Okay

Very nice job, very nice job I think pretty good Yeah, I think pretty good I'm going to reward us Well, I'm going to give zero points to both of you But here's what we'll do Smart Let's get to a riddle

how do you fix a jackal lantern? How do you fix a jackal lantern? Oh, okay. Oh, we'll probably won't have to wait a year for this. We'll get this. Yeah, we'll find out next year. Aaron, what's the spookiest planet? Jupiter. Die forever. Hit me with a wrap. I'll wrap about Jupiter on our way out, Casey.

I'm going to make you a little bit stupider. I'm going to wrap a planet called Jupiter. JBC, you're a vampire now with your turn to What's that planet in the sky? Me, oh, me, oh, me, oh, my. I think it might be Saturn or some other thing. Ra-da-da-da-da-da-cha-ta-ta-cha-sa-ta-ta-ta-ta-cha-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ha. Hold-up, hold on.

Hold-up. Hold-up. Chains-star, won't stop. It-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. It's broken. My chains saw is broken. It won't turn on. Mint Mobile.

Oh, no. How to delete my tracks. This has been Blair, riddle, riddle, evoked by Adulterrified. Starring, Skarenkeith. Had John Pantherick-Cohen, he's scary enough. Gasey Tomier, to the end of the day, it's a horror manga, read a book, and Cardi's scared on the pyramid. Logo created by Emily Cardette.

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