Hey Riddle Riddle - #382: The Jewel Heist

Episode Date: November 12, 2025

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1, 2, 4, 8,000, 1, 2,000, 1, 2,000, 1,000, 1, 2, 3, 4, 8, Rick,000, Guys, I wasn't going to show up today, but I got really excited about something, so I decided to come to the show. Oh, okay. This is like a 382 week streak of you doing that, Aaron. Yes. Mm-hmm. And, but guess what?

I read the news, and I read a piece of news that sounded like a hey-riddle riddle scene premise. Okay. And it warmed my heart. And it made me really happy. Can we hear of that? There was a jewel heist at the Louvre. I didn't know they sell jewel pods at the Louvre. That's pretty cool.

No, I mean, they have a full display of like old French jewels. Because you'd think with how much they smoke in France, they really wouldn't be on like the whole e-cigarettes. When was the last time you opened a book? I guess I've hauled out of a book to hide my jewel pods in. Does that cut? Adel, does that not feel like a scene that we did in 2021, where I'm like, okay, Adel, you're a French thief. You are going to sneak into the Louvre and steal jewels in four minutes. They took four minutes.

Now, we have to assume that these three Frenchmen or French women were... Three French hens. Thank you. Two turtled up. Two calling birds, one theft. We have to assume that they are Hey, Rhode Riddell listeners. Of course. they heard us do a scene exactly like that or were somewhat similar and they were inspired to pull off a heist.

That's exactly what I was thinking. You know how I know they were inspired by us is on their way out. They did it. They managed to get away. But they dropped the most expensive thing that they got on the sidewalk, which is a $10 billion crown, Napoleon crown with like a hundred and something different types of diamonds. Did you say three people? I don't know how many. I think there was like four. One guy. had a little ladder on the outside cut a hole in a window two guys went in when the museum opened which i thought was super polite um cut open give them a chance jewels through the window they took off took four minutes um and i read it and first of all i was like no one got hurt those jewels are definitely stolen from somewhere this is just the world turned around and round and round i don't know i mean let's see do we think france ever did any colonialism um i can't google it right now open a the book that isn't filled with cigarettes or jewel pods, please. I don't think about it.

And I couldn't believe it. I was like, are people going to just continue to be inspired by the whimsy of our show? I hope so. I'd rather the news be filled with stuff like this. I do want to ask, where were the three of us while this was happening? Was this us? Were we in fray, oh, huh? We were in fring.

I don't think, judging by our intro, I don't think that we could get anything of substance done in four minutes. I think... Hey, that's so real. You can't hit us with that much reality in our first recording of the day. Now, Aaron, I'm fully willing to believe that this was in some way attributed to us or like a scene that we did, even though I don't necessarily typically specifically remember what scene this would have been. Is it also possible that this jewel heist was.

influenced by the new Shane Black movie that just came out and by came out I mean I think it's like streaming I don't think it was perhaps really got like a theatrical place also Oceans 8 did a jewel heist that's right great Muppet Caper was technically a jewel heist

I think it's been in the culture for a while but I think the fact that they dropped the fucking on the way out points the arrow right at us is there is there a thing to where it's like that kind of feels like a prestigey thing to do like the art of misdirection Like we drop the most expensive thing on the sidewalk accidentally to like throw someone off in a way. I don't know, man.

It does feel like a message of like, isn't there a meme of like you drop this king and it's like someone dropped a crown? That's right. Are these like youths and they're trying to like recreate memes using priceless artifacts? I'm going to make a joke like a boomer would make about that. I don't think they would go into a museum for anything, those youths. Yeah. By the way, Adel, I don't think the youths are using memes in relation to their overt public acts. I don't think that that's, like, a thing that's happening as well-documented at all.

Adel, it's good that you don't know that. It means you're alive and you're living a wife. You don't know that. And it's good that you know that. I would like to see a scene. Adel, you are the getaway driver, and JPC, you're the one who just dropped the crown on the sidewalk, and you're trying to break it to your friend that you dropped the most expensive. thing and jpc we should decide right now are we french or no i'd go no are we french or

no are we french or no are we french or no no no i love with an episode title just presents itself so early in the episode what's french what's french for no is it like nuff no no no no no no okay how we fridge or nah are we human or are we french nah Okay, okay, okay Mild, that was Quite a daring Rubbery Drive

French for Drive Aaron, could you be on Just like No, not necessarily When I want Maybe just like Pull a book of French translation and kind of Feed us some French words

Oh, I can't make an offensive guess All right, Aaron, French for drive Do it in an American accent Fuck that, Aaron. Start over. You got to do the little French fun at the beginning. Why didn't? Here we go.

Here, I'm French, though. I'm French. Okay. Okay. Uh, merd. Mare, come on. Where is he? Come on.

Hurry. Uh, this Vespasing, I'm not going to wait too much longer. Meld, hurry. Mird. Oh, good, good merding. Is it a good madro? Was someone commenting on my horse, my Mered? You're playing a different character before you.

your character shows up. Why is JPC get to, he keeps being French? I thought it was my turn. I'm a different character. We're going to start the scene over, Casey. I'm going to need you to cut the fuck. I'm not my character again. I am a man who is stroking his mare.

Oh, I want to see a scene. Okay, great. Aaron, your French Bugs Bunny. Great. Hey, what's up? A long drag of a cigarette. What's up? He's smoking the carrot.

Hey, what's up, duck? And it's he's talking to a, uh, uh, The Duck from the show. There's a duck on Looney Tunes. Huh? The duck on the show? The duck. There's a duck on Looney Tunes.

Daffy Duck. Because Donald Duck is Disney. Yes. I want to see a scene. Okay. One of you is Daffy Duck and one of you was Donald Duck and you just stole necklaces from the Louvre. Got it. Suffering.

Suckettish. Where is he? We got to get out of here. Oh, my car. He's not starting. The engine won't turn over. I got what I wanted. I got what I needed.

I do really enjoy that... What's up, Doc? Became... Like how you say. Like the searching for the word. How much of that do we think is affectation and how much of that is sincere? In terms of when especially French people do that pause... is that is that a normal speech pattern for a French person or is that

them searching for the word think about how often I say um on this show I think that that's what that is for them and when I've I've gone to France twice with Harrison lot who speaks French incredibly and he was like it genuinely helps to it almost is going to feel like you're joking the affectation that you put on it like luxuriate in the Frenchness of the sounds and that makes the language easier to like communicate is there any other language or or country though that says how you say or is it just the french i think well are they only saying how you say because they're bilingual like i think people who say who speak in like a non-native language oftentimes search for well that's what i'm saying

is yeah i mean my dad uh is esl but he never says how you say or goes eh he doesn't do that so i wonder what Americans are doing in other languages, like what are little silly things. Yeah. I have no doubt that there is a, there is a process in the head where you have to translate, but I'm saying how you say, I've only heard the French say. What's off linguists? Now you're time, now is your time to shine. Email hrrpodcast at gmail.com.

We'd love to hear from you. So you're saying specifically the words how you say. Yes. Because I've heard other people say like, I don't know the word or. Yeah. Hilaria Baldwin. Yeah. How do you say cucumber?

Speaking of Leria Baldwin, the other thing is like that French pause, the other thing that is absolutely like a real thing that people do is like the Italian hands. I mean, you don't realize it until you're like interacting with an Italian person, but a lot of Italian people really gesticulate with their hands a lot. Oh, yes. I saw it in action in Italy. It's a sight to behold. Yeah. Okay, guys, we are back. We just cut 40 minutes out of the show.

of us going over stereotypes and people from different countries. Also, do you think Harrison was messing with me now that I'm thinking about it? Do you think he was just like, yeah? How do you say, yes? Hmm. You say, okay, hurtful.

How would you say? Yes. How would you say? You know, I don't want to be someone who makes excuses, but I want to be honest with our listener. So you want to be like a completely different person. So now what is this?

Is this starting now or? When did you decide that? you wanted this for your life. It's just like a thing that like right before your 34th birthday, are you going to do like another 34 years like that's like a different guy

or what or what do you or maybe you or what do you think is happening? Or what is that or what I think is happening? Is there anything better than being teased and it's so true and you cannot argue. There's no universe in which you have the evidence

to argue that. Like I I could not, there's no lawyer in the world that would take that case for me. Not one lawyer in the world that would take that case. I literally had a moment this morning where I went, I'm so tired of hearing myself complain. I can't, I'm so bored of it. So you complain to yourself about complaining. Yeah, I literally, it was a snake eating itself. Well, well, then I'm actually not going to make, you know what, a new leaf.

No, wait, but hold on. I'd love to hear the observation. I just, maybe you could frame it. And here's an observation. Here's an observation. Great. This is the first episode of Hey, Riddle, I've done since in four or five years, where I've done it on no sleep. Wow.

And so this is sort of an experiment to see if it changes the alchemy at all. It could be better. I'm genuinely, it could be better. I could be better at riddles. I could be better at reading them. I don't know. What's the data going to tell you, Aaron, if you're exactly the same? It's going to really fuck me up mentally, physically, spiritually.

Interesting. See, I would go the other way, because I would be like, it's an invitation to know that, like, in whatever context you exist in outside of the podcast, within the podcast, you are static, right? Like, within the podcast, like, you could get into, like, a serious car accident, like, you know, sway out of the car into, like, a recording booth and be like, hey, everybody, it's Eric Keefitt. Hey, run on, run, let's do some. Like, it's, it's comforting to know that you could, you could always exist in this. That's a really beautiful way of putting it. And I got a question for you guys about doing this show and being able to show up and sort of exist in it. Do you feel, you know how celebrities get frozen at the age that they become famous a little bit? Oh, we're talking like mentally. Yeah, mentally. Yeah.

Sexually for Leonardo DiCaprio. Yeah, sexually for him. Do you feel a little bit like when you show up and we're doing Hey Riddle Reddle that you are the age that we started this podcast? Like the way that you would joke at that age in the way that

like, because sometimes I feel like in a way that feels like so fun and like such a gift is I get to go back to being like 25 and the way that I was joking and sometimes I'm like I feel like I have to go I have to put my 25 year old

Aaron mask on today. Interesting. Adel, what do you think? I haven't really thought about it. I feel like we have an established dynamic but I don't know if I necessarily feel like I'm beholden to any sort of representation or humor, like humor channel that I've tapped into it when we first started?

Yeah, I don't know. I would say I feel every year, every month, every day, every hour, every minute of my age at all times. I'm constantly, you know, constantly feeling it. So, yeah, I don't know. I don't think that I think about like myself in whatever those. like persona of age 29 whatever I was

Yeah I don't think so I would have made that guess But I feel like I only feel like that Because of the age I was at Like if I had started the show at like 29 When I felt a little bit more Established in my sense of self But like my frontal lobe developed

And then I sat down at recording booth With you guys And I think I was just like That age is sometimes I think it's a thing I put on myself I feel like beholden to the version of myself That started the show But then I, but it comes very naturally to me to joke with you guys.

This is the kind of non-comedy that will be happening today, I guess. Well, I'm a little tired. Nomity. Nomity. Aw. Deep bow. Hands clasp. Now, Aaron, are you, are you old men puzzles today?

I am. Oh, okay. Well, then you don't even have to worry about doing riddles. Oh, right. Oh, yeah, right. I don't have to solve them. Although, would it be fun of, I don't have to fucking read them? Although, would it be fun for Aaron in her sense of non-sleep stupor to read the riddles and then try and solve them?

Oh, brother. I think that would make me hold on. I think I should solve problems that aren't riddles. If you guys have any concerned, any big life things you need untangled, I'm your gal this morning. So it has to be individual personal problems and it can't be like societal problems that you can solve? I'll start with personal and then by the end of the other. episode, I'll do some societal. Yeah, I mean, the personal becomes the professional, the professional becomes a societal. I mean, we all know this. This is that Nietzsche, I believe. Nietzsche's rungs.

Okay, wait, do I have a personal problem that I could? He's going to say me. Aaron to solve for, no, I'm really trying to like search, oh boy, I don't know. Are you coming up with anything of a personal problem that you can get Aaron? How do I let go of stuff? Physical stuff? Physical stuff. You remember you can't take it with you. Where?

And that they don't, they don't actually. The suitcase is big enough. He took it with him when he moved. You can take it with you after you die. Oh. But also, as someone who has, who brought that up? As someone who has some, like, hoarder tendencies, the thing that you like, are, the emotion that you're attaching to that thing is not,

actually in there like it's in your body it's in your like physical being like after the la fires i started to have really bad anxiety about all the sentimental stuff in my house and i had to really work on trying to be like you know what these memories of like the hey riddle riddle fan art that i have that i'm like i don't want to lose that or like a painting from my friend or like this painting behind me that adle bought me for my birthday i'm just like adle's care for me and our friendship does not live in that painting. Well, actually. Don't tell, do not tell me you did a witch thing with that.

Adel, I swear to fucking God. My soul's in that painting, so if it burns, I burn. This is literally how my brain can think you cannot tell me that. Now I'm going to be fucking... Protect, this is my horkrucks. Please protect that with your life. Next, L.A. Fire. I'm looking at the painting.

I'm looking at Lou. I'm looking at the painting. I'm looking at Lou. I have some riddles. Wait, I thought of my personal problem. Oh, yeah, of course. Okay, so my homeowner's insurance went up like $500. So I switched homeowner's providers.

Did they say why? Because they can. Because they can. Because they can't. Because fuck you. That's why everything goes up in price. And I switched homeowners insurance to something that was the exact same price as my old one.

So it was like an extra hassle for no additional benefit for myself. But then I got a letter from my mortgage company being like, hey, we don't have any record. We have a record now that you don't have homeowners. insurance because I guess my new company didn't notify them. And they're like, we're, we're now going to buy homeowners insurance for you unless you can prove that you have it. But the only way I can prove that I have it, which I do, is to fax them my policy. How do I get it? It's 2025. How do I do a, how would I even go about doing a fax at this point? I think you can do it at your local UPS and FedEx. Or at least they, you used to be able to. I also think you

can do it at some local libraries. Oh, sure. You used to be able to. Yeah, like in 2008, I believe. No, the last time I had to fax something was maybe 2021, and that is what I did. But also, I also think local libraries have it. But I also am willing to call that company and go, hey, I got no skin in this game. Wake up. Wake up to fuck up. I do love what a company makes it like absolutely, I mean, it's my, it's on purpose, right? They could be like, you could email it, you could scan it, you could email it, but they won't do that.

They'll just be like, it's just a fax number because fuck you. that to me is like that's how you exercise power if you're like an absolute total bastard you're like yeah it's actually harder for me to get a fax i have as a company now i have to own a fax line i guess but fuck you because that's that's why we do it um i did a therapy years ago that the my therapist told me that i will no longer be notified 24 hours before my appointment because if that is when the cancellation charge oh yeah gets kicked in and so they they stopped doing that notification because people were canceling it in time or moving their appointment in time to not get charged. And so every, all these companies are just trying to squeeze.

That's so funny. Sninky, sneaky, sneaky. Sneaky, sneaky. Also on the flip side of it. And I don't mind putting this company on blast, but my internet's through AT&T. AT&T sent me a little email that was like, hey, in two months, we're going to up your price by $5 a month. So I went to their chat on my phone. Like I just opened my phone, went to their chat and said, hey,

you're raising my service price. I'm going to cancel my service. And they were like, oh, well, please don't cancel your service. Let's see if we can get you a deal. And they were like, what if we lower your price by $30 a month? And I was like, okay, I'll keep my service. And they were like, okay, great, thank you. And they were like, and then we'll send you like a gift card or something. And sometimes they do that and sometimes they don't. And then I ended that interaction. And now my service is $30 cheaper than it was before I started the thing. And I thought to myself, what a terrible email for the company AT&T to send. To send an email being like, hey, we're going to actually have to charge you $5 more.

And I was like, no, you won't. They're like, you're actually right. And we're going to church you less. I'm like, that seems to be like a company that doesn't know what it's doing. Because what they should be doing is being like, fuck you, man. Like, you can go. But when it's a mortgage, they're like, you can't go anywhere. Like, you cannot go anywhere.

But when it's an internet provider with other providers in my area, they're like, buy a fax machine, motherfucker. This guy just remembered though he has options. Versus like, hey, if you want to, you know, drink some water, you're going to have to pay the water company, buddy. Yeah. There's no secondary water company for you, like, beg in too. Ugh.

The world is working perfect, and I think I would... It's a good world. Change a single thing about it. All right. These are from Will Parsons. He, him. We can use his full name. And I thought this was very sweet.

I want to read his PS first. Shout out to my long-distance friend, Andrew, who now lives in Boston. He was delighted to see you all live. Whenever we catch up, we enjoy talking about your latest episodes. Love you guys like sisters. Will and Andrew, I want you guys to solve mysteries together. What if you move to each other's city so you can hang out all the time? Come on, fellas.

What if there's a good reason that they have to keep apart, Aaron, like they're in witness protection or something like that? You think they're both in witness protection? Okay, maybe they both swallowed magnets, but they're opposite charge. I think Will and Andrew were probably contract killers who worked as a team who kind of, you know, flipped on some of their old clients and now they have to live separately. I think Will and Andrew are twins and one parent took one and one parent took the other. And then they're both going to go to the same summer camp and then they're going to switch spots and then they're going to get to be a family in the end. I mean, it's not a new observation, but it's fucked up that in that at no point in the movie the parent trap, do they ever talk? about how fucked up it is to just each parent take one kid and then all the time there should at least

be one line of dialogue in that movie where they're like what were we thinking yeah this was morally horrible although what traumatizing i mean this is the classic debate but both houses are very dreamy both parents are very dreamy which which are you picking are you going to napa this is this is a tough question Because Napa has Chessie, who's their, like, housekeeper who's super charming. And then you're, like, riding horses, and you get to be outside. And then, but the mom is in London. And the mom's got the butler, right? The butler and the sweet grandpa.

Yeah. I mean, just based on the current state of the world, I kind of, well, no, London's not much better. Oh, can I die? Yes. So, JPC chooses death. Adel, what do I put you down for? I go to heaven with Jesus. Jesus. I'll go Napa.

See, okay, I'm glad I asked this because I've been a London girl through and through my whole life. The scene where Hallie gets to go and stay with her mom for the first time and she's at her mom's like dresser and vanity and she's touching her necklaces and like her lamp and all of her things is like what I imagined being a grown woman is like my whole apartment looks like I'm trying to live in that space. Is that where you're always touching jewelry? Yeah, I'm always like, we don't. This is what adults do. You don't implicate me more with the heist, Adel. I was already there. I was there. I just wanted to see the Mona Lisa.

Based on Adel saying that he would like to go live and nap, I do want to see a quick scene. Adel, you are going to be a child who owns a winery. And Aaron, you are just a person, you know, kind of doing like a winery tour a la sideways. And you're at this child's winery. Right. All right. Map says this is the best place for Verminita. Let me... Welcome, come in, come in.

Hello? How are we doing today? Sorry, I... Sorry, I know you're just one person, but I've seen on TV where adults say, how are we doing today? Is someone here? I'm... Sorry, down, look down. Sorry, look down.

Oh, hey little boy, where are your parents? Hello. My parents currently are on vacation in Jamaica. They're on their third honeymoon. Okay. I'm khakis and a blazer? You know it, baby. My name is Chance.

And welcome to Napa Time wineries. Oh, your eyes got a little heavy when you said that. Sorry, talking about wine mix sweepy, especially Napa time wine. Well, there you go. Can I hit you up with some samples? We are the number one child winery in Napa Valley. We've been weighted number one child winery in the world, actually. we're actually the number one only child

why are we in the world we've been awarded that you keep looking over at your blanket and like your stuffed animal no I've left those things in the past I'm a I'm an adult man every time if I said Napa again

that maybe yeah you know trigger a yon I thought it might do you know how to turn on the oven also would you like to try shut away um you know what I'm a little tipsy already i'll try whatever this is okay so what this is is pressed apple juice uh we add just a drop of wine to make no there's no no it is legally it's wine it's a point zero zero zero one

proof alcohol am i kind of eat prey drinking right now so i'm gonna head out not sure what that means Napa, napa, napa, napa, napa, napa. See, sending the little kid to sleep by just saying napa, napa, nap. When, in fact, a lot of times you say nap to a kid, it's the opposite. They zoom. The absolute opposite. Yeah. JPC, does your kid just take off running from you sometimes?

Yes. Also, if I ask them a question that they don't want to answer, they'll just kind of turn around and walk away that's smart but what they've they've been doing this recently where when it's like bedtime when it gets to be like six o'clock six 30 it's it's time for bed they start they have a little play kitchen they start making coffee for everyone and they're like coffee and I'm like no like a grown up at a dinner party being well I think it's more just like it could be grown up at dinner party more what I think it is is we make coffee when we wake up so I think that they are like, hey, the day is just starting.

It's time for coffee. No need to think about bath time. Have they ever gas lit you into thinking it was in the morning? I'm a very simple bitch, Aaron. Of course it works on me. It'll be like three in the morning. I'll be like, wait a second. I've been tricked.

I've been tricked. My child made me coffee. I've been over there when they do that. And it's like, they get out of frying pan and they're like coffee. And I'm like, I don't know what you think you're doing. Yeah. Yeah. They pour the coffee.

They put a wooden spoon in there. And I'm like, yeah, we wouldn't be sipping coffee out of a wooden spoon. All right, we got to do some riddles before break or I'm going to get angry messages. Here we go. Okay, fine, I guess. From Will dedicated to his friend, Andrew. Could be a cross, could be stars, could be plain. A top certain graves, I am lane.

If there's reason to frown, I'm likely half down. In this camp game, my captures your aim. Flag. Flag. Mm-hmm. Flag. Well. Should we?

Any more brain busters for us? These are warm-up. Professional assassins? These are, first of all, they never claim to be that. Also, these are warm-up riddles. So this is good. We're warming up. They wouldn't claim to be that.

I mean, I'm reading between the lines a little, but it's like, I fucking know, you know. I'm pretty fucking sure. I just realized that the next, like, few hours of recording for me, I'm going to be tired. but this is going to be weeks for everybody listening at home. We're going to have to deal with this version of me for weeks. Sorry. Can we design and sell Hayward-Riddle flags? Like, what if we made a certain design?

Like, not just our logo, which is awesome, but maybe like a design of like, here's a flag if you support Hay-R-R-R-R-R-W-K. Okay, so everybody, flags are usually multiple colors. I don't think that there's any one that just uses a single-color flag. Maybe, like, someone who uses, like, one color with different, like, shades could be a flag. But there's three of us, so a lot of flags have three colors.

I say we each pick a color. Okay. Okay, great. Neon green. I'm going to go with neon green. So the flag's two-thirds neon green so far. Well, I wanted to go first because now it's going to make me look like an asshole because I wanted to say neon green. Okay, we invented Brett Summer again.

All right, hear me out. If it's three people sneaking into the Louvre to steal jewels. Okay. And that's a flag that you hang outside of, like, art museums and stuff? New, new game. If anyone feels inspired at home, you can design a hey, riddle riddle flag, and we'll take a look, and then we'll let you know if it's a winning choice. The new game is that we'll take a look.

We'll take a look. We'll take a look. We'll take a look. Some keep me, others do not. In Exodus, I'm speaking and hot. Could be George, could be rose, where the blueberry grows. Old mazes did use me a lot. I like this riddle, and I think that the longer it went on, the more sure I was that I got it.

I feel like if it had been like the first two, like, rhymes or first two lines of it, I would have been like lost. But I think it's Bush. Yes, it is. It is push. That is, I do think that that makes for a good riddle is it, it gets more specific and easier to get the longer the riddle goes. Yeah, for sure. It's like, I think like a riddle like the rest of the riddle should be the hint for the riddle. Like I don't think I've ever heard.

Has anyone ever given us a riddle where the hint was like more of the riddle, you know? You know what I'm saying? Like sometimes the hint is like, think about, you know, an aviary or something like that. Whereas this hint could just be like two more lines of the riddle. Well, would you like to try that for these, there's three more. And we can do line by line to see if that feels fun. No, I like to feel smart. I like to hear the whole thing and then just, like, feel really smart about getting the riddle.

But I guess we'll try it your fun way, Aaron. If it's as much fun as we'll take a look, then maybe this is a game. We'll take a look was the real indicator of no sleep. I was like, I don't know how to end the sentence. Aaron, like, devising a game and she's like, and at the end of the game, we'll all count up how many fingers we have. We're like, well, hold on. What was the point of the game? Okay, here we go.

Yeah. Could be physical or over the air. Use to signal a friend over there. Okay, stop there. Could be physical or in the air. Or over the air. Over the air. Use to signal a friend over there.

Is this like internet? Is this like smoke signals? Is this? Ham, like ham radio. Telephone lines. You just throw a full Christmas ham at your friend to get their attention. Yeah, I guess it's not really a friend, but if I'm like courting, yes, I'd throw a full ham. I'm going to give you the next little bit.

Okay. With empty seats at the game, I become rather lame. Empty ticket master. With empty seats at the game. Empty seats at the game. So we're thinking about like those chairs that automatically fold up when you sit up from them. Is that the answer? Okay.

But I do, I actually, I think this might be my favorite riddle of the pack. Although I did like the one right before it too. But this one's really good. Could be physical or over the air. Used to signal a friend over there with empty seats at the game, I become rather late. Oh, got it. Oh, is it a wave? Yes, wave or waves.

I'd like to see a scene. JPC, you are, you and Addle are at a baseball game. And JPC keeps trying to start the wave at all. but he's like doing a bad job and you're really embarrassed that he's causing this ruckus. Hey, excuse me? Yes. Hey, I'm from Section 213. It's about six sections over. Oh, I don't need that information.

No, yeah. What do you want? Well. Sorry, my son's about to pitch his first game. What do you want? Yeah, okay. Oh, wow. Your son's on the Yankees?

Yes. Oh, congratulations. My son is Mariano Rivera. That's awesome. I think he's going to have a very good career I hope so I am a huge fan of your son and of the institution and of the sport

Are you mocking me? This is his first game Well, it's not his first game of baseball No, you're right, I'm sorry I apologize. Yeah, I mean I follow the sport that deeply That I whatever comes before the MLB Is where I kind of start I've been Kurt My name is Jason oh hey Kurt

I didn't you're going to say that Sorry let me give me you my full attention you're from section something what do you want i'm from 213 i have been trying to start the wave in two 13 and it's and it's not going well um so i'm kind of just running around the stadium identifying uh people of charisma um people i think that have leadership potential leadership qualities and i'm trying to enlist them came up and looked at me and i kind of blew right by me oh i thought oh i'm so sorry are you with this are you with this person is your wife yes i don't know this Hey, honey, come on.

Well, X. You're both here for your son, but you're not married anymore. I'm his mother. I made his bones and his teeth. Him? You're Kurt's mother? Yes. No, not Kurt.

My name is not Kurt. Well, I'm sorry. I can't turn to wave. I have charisma. I think that's great. If you maybe want to work together, like co-captains of this section or something, I just, I'm sorry. On my way over here, I watched you yell for a hot dog three times, and you got ignored.

And so it just didn't feel like you had, like, the leadership qualities that I was looking for. Yeah, and one of those times, the hot dog guy asked me if I wanted anything. I told him what I wanted, and then he walked away. And the second time, he said, get back to work to you. I think you thought you worked there. I do think it is the polo that you're wearing, which I think, looks nice, but it kind of does look like when you see someone wearing like a blue polo and a Best Buy and you go up to them and say, excuse me, do you know where the DVDs are and they like

just turn around and it's just a person wearing a blue polo? You know what I'm saying? Yeah, or if you go to Target and you see someone wearing a red polo at the target and you're like, where are the DVDs and they turn around? It's just the person. This is my lucky polo and my lucky visor in my lucky tray that I bring to every baseball game. Oh, okay. Yeah. Well, then it's, but so I. No, you're talking to my ex. Ask him to start the wave. I'm not here.

I'm not here. I actually have a lot of sections to hit. So maybe it's like one of the things that your whole section could decide kind of by themselves. And when I start the wave back in 213, it's going to be a while because I have to make it through most of the stadium just to get enough people kind of to rally to my cause. Then you guys join in and maybe kind of put aside everything else that's kind of going on and just kind of focus on the spirit of the wave and the joy of baseball. and how does that sound? Yeah, I just feel like I'm not a big fan of the wave. It feels like the whole point of the wave

is for whoever started it to get like validation. No offense. We missed it. We missed the game. It's over. Oh, shit. How do they do? How do they do?

Oh, brother. Here we go. But you know what? I want to take a break. Oh, okay. We've done two riddles. We should take a break. We did three riddles.

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say thank you miss aaron i thanked you guys in the other ones you're not getting thanked All right, we are back. I'm going to get right back into Will's Riddles. So the ratio of riddles in this episode ends up being pretty good. We're going to do a lot in this back half. Here we go. Likely on birthdays. Are the Yankees still good?

They should be. They brought in enough. That's a palm. Huh? That's a palm. Are the Yankees still good? They should be. They have like high caliber.

players but i don't i don't know right now if they're doing so hot likely on birthdays or after a storm providing an ambiance soft and warm blanket lightning a blanket fire which can happen if you have a heating pad and you leave it plugged in you can start a blanket fire um you might start a blanket fire if you if you use an extension cord on a heater you might have a blanket fire If you throw a blanket over a fire to stop the fire, you might have a blanket fire. You guys, I can't participate in any fun today. I really can't do it. Jeff Blanket Fire?

There's a joke in the original Cars movie where Larry the Cable Guy implies that he thought he heard some characters say that they were drinking piss. Oh, sounds like I need to watch Cars. What was that, Adel? Did you mean to say that out loud into the bike? Because it's something about, like, flooded like a piston, a piston in my mouth. And he's like, he did what in his mouth? And it's just a, it's a funny joke to put in a kid's movie. Because it doesn't, it sounds like, it sounds like a you problem.

Sounds like you were listening for that. I do listen for it. I have a piss mouth dar that I pick up on pretty good. A radar that susses out, echo locates. Here's what I'll say is I used to make fun of, I've nursing cars. I used to be like Ha ha ha lair the cable guys in cars ha ha ha

then I found out recently that I guess when he got notified that he got the role he started crying from joy and now I'm gonna ease up on the guy yeah he loves being a part of those movies it's really sweet yeah yeah who wouldn't love like

do your job being going into a sound booth like recording some dialogue and getting paid a lot of money that sounds like if I could get paid money to just sit in front of a microphone I would be, wait a second, wait a second. A loved one of mine sent me that Larry the Cable Guy video and cried. Cried and cried and cried.

There's a video of him? He like has, he has a video of him talking about how it's his favorite thing he's ever done, and it made me cry. That's amazing. And again, I don't know too much about Larry the Cable Guy, but the whole Larry the Cable Guy character is like an aesthetic. It's like a character that he like used to put on. He's like, probably said he has like an adorable voice. but he he doesn't like inherently sound like Larry the cable guy that character but then it seems like it really popped off for him but he kind of got put into the role of Larry the cable guy

for the rest of his life he's a modern-day Gilbert Godfried or Bobcite gold tweet that might happen to you JPC you're going to get stuck in this persona oh in this persona this one wouldn't be so bad because it is closer to myself but I mean what I really, what I'm really looking for. And it's not going to happen yet, but we're a couple years away from it, is my right wing pivot when I just, like, go. Where'd you become a grifter? Full evangelical, like full prosperity gospel, like grifter, like that.

That's really going to be in it, though, right? This is just for money and for attention. Oh, Aaron, none of their hearts are in it. Right. There's not a single one. There's not a single one. What hearts? Yeah, exactly.

Tucker Carlson keeps his heart and, like, like a black tabernacle and it's like it it beats like once a year that's that is way to like a high end I feel like it is in like a caboodle box yeah under his sink um god I hate that guy my favorite thing that's happened in the last 400 years in pop culture is John Stewart making fun of his bow tie and him stopping wearing bow ties it's it's maybe the only thing that has kept me going um uh i got to go back to this for the

oh please likely on birthdays or after a storm providing an ambiance soft and warm find me in clue candles as a centerpiece two before edison i was the norm yeah wow is a candle stick candle stick candle okay because in clue it's a candle stick right

yeah but if you're strong enough you can come a candle in the library i do want to see a seed um the two of of you are, you're sort of inside, you know, the clue world, right? You're in a large house with other people and weapons. And the two of you find yourself in the library, and you both have sort of atypical, quote-unquote, weapons that you found to try and kill each other

the next opportunity you get. Ah, Professor, you thought I wouldn't figure you out. But guess what? It takes one to no one. picks up Bible stands in a ready pose Big talk from you Lieutenant Lettis I was just But

Mine, it's fine You can say my name You just got me a professor But if you want to say my name You can I don't mind Professor dumbass You thought I wouldn't figure you out

It's pronounced Dumbass I thought you wouldn't figure me out Lieutenant Lettis because you're not the sharpest Romaine in the... Salad? What is it? Is it a bunch of lettuce? Is it a buncher? A head, head!

Salad also works. Let's see. You're weaponless and I have the best weapon of them all. You've got the Bible. The only weapon in this room. A slightly heavy book. It's not about heavy. It's not heavy. It's one of the heavier books. I don't know.

There's encyclopedias I could have picked up. Well, one of the things that they teach me in university is how to think on my feet. Picks up my feet. Aha! Oh, God, that looks like it hurts so bad. You fell backwards on the back of your head. Oh, boy. Is there a doctor?

Doctor! I'm a doctor. Rigatoni. Come on in. Hey, I'm a doctor Rigatone. I see. He doctors with his hands. I got my doctorate in pasta

You might say I'm crazy Or perhaps lagoon You might say I'm crazy Okay, they want it to sing instead of get the riddle This is the cars I feel like you guys could get it from that Found near the bolts It's safe to assume

These are such good riddles Can be tough to crack And bought in a pack Walnut But close For some eating me could mean doom. Cigarettes.

Pestachia. You cannot eat cigarettes. Peanuts. You're being too specific. Nuts. Nuts. Yeah, nuts. Nats.

I love it. Thank you so much. Those are great riddles, Will. Those are fun. Last night when Lou was getting sick every 20, 30 minutes and going outside. You guys, I've lived in the same apartment since 2021. And I have never seen a skunk until the last like three months around here. and last night Lou would cry

we'd go out we'd go to the bottom of the stairs and then I'd have to wait out the window two skunks were patrolling our front lawn like going back and forth like this two skunks and I and so Lou would be crying

I'd be like we cannot go out we cannot go out we're going to get sprayed by two skunks and I had guys I was a little delirious and I know I'm acting a little paranoid right now but speaking of things feeling like Hey Riddle riddle riddle scenes it felt like you guys said those skunks. I was like, I don't know how I can prove it, but Addle, JPC, and sorry, Casey, you too, are behind those skunks going back and forth. There weren't skunks at my house before.

Did you guys pay someone to let a bunch of skunks loose in front of house? Aaron, how dare you accuse me of being behind a skunk? I would never stand behind a skunk. That skunk 101, baby. That's a really good Dad joke. Aaron, I do really appreciate that this, you think this is some sort of red wall situation where the skunks are like guardians of the gates of your home that they're, I feel like were they maybe just like doing a little mating dance or something? Or do you think they're, they're like looking for you or protecting you? It, I mean, they were causing me harm.

They were. Were they patrolling on two legs or four? Because that's going to be a huge indicator. Hold on. They had little swords. This is a redwall situation. Do you think somewhere, Aaron, there's like a badger who is like, for her crimes, she must be imprisoned in her home. Stunk guards.

Okay, you guys, and this is going to sound insane, but I will say a few hours before that, I had my quality time show. And if you go, if you went to that October quality time show, you will know that we had a taxidermist as one of our guests. She was incredible. Oh, Aaron. And I did touch a skunk skin briefly. right before this happened for the first time in my life. So you've awoke in the skunks. Yeah.

They were there for the dead comrade. But I'm trying to blame you guys. They can smell their dead family members' pheromones on your skin. Skunks walk really cute. They do. They're really cute. We should have domesticated them when we had the chance. Aaron, have you ever, I had a person that I knew in college had a,

des stinkified skunk they had a skunk as like a pet which you're not supposed to do but it had the it had its stinker removed in whatever fashion you get a skunk a skunk stinker removed this is a crazy sentence to navigate that looks so hard to do I'm really happy for you you got through it I didn't really know this person I was at a party and they just had a skunk at the party and it's one of those things where you like see a skunk at a party and you're like I'm going to get out of here. I'd like to see a fucking scene. Just you're like, oh, interesting.

Adel, you are just trying to find a beer pong partner at a party. And JBC, you are at a skunk that's at this like college party. I'm the skunk. You're the skunk. Gotcha. Tyler, come on, man. Tyler, no. No?

Yeah, no. Sorry, man. I'm hello. Yeah. Okay, shit. Who else? Who else? What about you, little dude?

I'm sorry. Sorry, do you play beer pong? Uh Hey man Um Act like I just said something really funny No I'm good Who else

Who else Uh who Micah Micah you in? No Oh sorry I already got a teammate Yeah okay Who else Who else

Hey man Come back over here Come back over here I wasn't nervous you man Come on What's up What's up Act like I just said

Something really funny Why would I do that I'm trying to flirt With this other skunk here man And she's like Not giving me The time of day but it's like I know she likes funny skunks you know well here's the thing she is looking over here

but right now I have such a look of like confusion on my face that if I start laughing she's gonna know it's like a weird you know okay well then now that I'm talking wipe the look of confusion off your face turn it into a slow smile and then when I'm done talking just fucking laugh man help me you just say something funny I don't know anything funny I only know things that skunks find funny I wouldn't know anything that a guy like you would find funny. Maybe I find, what skunks find funny funny as well? Try me, try me. What does skunks find funny?

Say something like skunk would say. Okay. Like a skunk stand up. What has four fingers and stinks like shit? Mickey Mouse? Don't guess. You ruined a joke. Yeah, it's Mickey Mouse.

Fuck. Okay. Oh, you're laughing. Hey, Tony, what's going on? Did you tell your long, confusing joke, and then to try to make me jealous? Oh, Angela, you're here at this party? Yeah, you knew that already, didn't you, throws beer in your face? This is how college girls talk.

Whoa, can you throw a ping pong the same way you threw that beer? I could try. This beer is spoiled. It must be skunked. Looks around party. Looks around party. Tony, that kind of joke's not going to work. work on me anymore.

I was trying to make it work on the humans. You're the last skunk, I'll ever date, Tony. You broke my heart. Hey, Angela. What's got four fingers and stinks like shit? Mickey Mouse? I was going to say me if I play my cards, right? See.

Oh, Tony. Have either of you ever been sprayed by skunk? No. But I've had my car sprayed. Oh, you went and got it professionally done. I had a detail. um they're like clean it they're like it's 400 bucks but for another 50 you can get a skunk to my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my I used to live when we first

uh we're recording this uh podcast remotely and there was a dog who lived upstairs as well and I had just brought my dog in and they had let their dog out and a skunk was in the yard unbeknownst to either one of us and sprayed their dog uh and the whole yard stank but luckily it did not get on my dog because you have to, like, a dog is hard because they have lots of hair and they don't like taking baths. I think if I got skunked by a skunk, it would be pretty miserable, but I at least am like, I think I can clean me, you know? I think I could do the requisite steps, but to like do it with an unwilling dog sounds fucking awful. I think it's only a matter of time until Lou and I get sprayed by one of these skunks. One of these two that are

out there? Yeah, I mean, they have. are. You think they're in the bushes making a plan? Yeah, yeah, I think that's exactly what they're doing. You know, I think we can get through, we got five more riddles, but I think we can get through them quickly. There's no way. Yes, I think we can do it. These are from Chris, they, them. And Chris handed us these riddles at the Atlanta live show. But I'm happy to be doing them in front of our main feed crowd and not just our crowd in Atlanta because that show we were too busy

what were we doing in that Atlanta show Tennessee Williams mottles looking up whales being delivered by UPS or something yeah we were busy Chris there was a lot of non-rital stuff I don't like this episode that was going on in that episode why don't we say UPS Adel

that's a great question we should either say UPS and or FEDEX or we should say UPS or FedEx I'm tired of vacillating between these two Here are some riddles I wrote for y'all Here we go Here we go I also get so tired of vacillating

I'm like always vacillating The sweetest flowing Canadian blood Will slowly dry to sticky crud Seth Rogen Nope This feels like a threat Also these all these riddles have a theme But I don't

The sweetest something Canadian blood Something, something, something. Is this a mosquito? Sticky crud. It doesn't just exist in Canada, but it's associated with Canada quite often. Maple syrup. Yes. Yes.

A white Chrysler-Liberin will serve you quite well to cover the distance to bring goats to hell. Goats to hell. Is this goats to hell? And if you don't get these riddle answers, we're going to skip and come back because I think that you'll be able to get them once you identify the theme of the other riddles. Is this another Canada thing? No. Is it a white Chrysler of the Baron?

Is this like a, no, that's not the Ghostbusters car? No, but you've heard that. Cake! Yes, cake. My knees turn to jelly, my skins like a raisin, stomp on my balls, and make something amazing. I love this one. It's so late in the year to get these clips. I think I might be able to get that one.

Is this the movie secretary? But I think I might. No. But I'm going to, we'll skip that one. We'll come back to it. Okay. Make seltzer water, marigold hued, add sugar and poison, and say that it's food. Oh, boy.

Sugar and poison and say that it's food. Give me sugar in poison. I would say the first half makes it easier, but JPC, I bet you this would be a hard. one for you to get. Oh, okay. Make seltzer water marigold hued. I saw someone with a make seltzer water, marigold hute hat.

I was like, we've come too far. We've just come too far. I'm going to read the last riddle and then we'll loop back around. She's red and expansive and made of the earth. And she'll bloom in your onion from Brisbane to Perth. Whoa. Chili's? Close.

Another one. The sun? I heard bloom an onion. Outback Steakhouse? Yes. Outback The Outback Rism and Perth

So Awesome blossom Now you know the answers Are maple syrup Cake outback What could be the theme of these? Stomp on my balls? My niece are

Review crew things These are review crew things Oh grapes And then make Seltzer water Marigold huge Orange soda Yes

Oh these are all Things that we've done Review crew episodes With some regrettable Outcomes I love y'all in your shows And I'm glad nobody got sick after that's that's by the way every review crew is it has a regrettable outcome

so jpc travel safe and have a beautiful autumn which i think is so sweet so jpc when you guessed chilies you weren't wrong i guess i wasn't wrong you were tapped into the theme because chilies is called an awesome blossom right and there's only one chilies in the united states that still serves it or it was chileys called was chileys called the uh which what bloomin onion and i think blumen onion i think B.C. I went into a white-hot rage during our Chili's episode, so I don't remember it. It's filed under worst hours of my life. So I don't really remember what I learned to that episode. Do you remember why that happened? And no one can. And no one will. Any memory of why that happened? I don't have any memory. Have no memory of anything. Great. Adel, anything to plug or promote or talk about? Nope. How about you? Oh, okay. Well, check out our review crew. That's right. Really great vibes over there. No one's ever gone insane in one of those episodes. And also, we have a little bit of tour left.

So if you want to see us in Philadelphia, D.C. or New York, there might still be tickets left for that. So, hey, riddle.com slash live. JPC, any review to read or anything to plug? Yeah, you know, I haven't read a review in a while. So let's highlight this one. This one's from WWJ8. It's titled Longtime Five Star Review. says listen to the sixth anniversary episode

and just wanted to say I'm 20 and have been listening since 2018 you guys have been part of one third of my life that's crazy right oh boy yeah I was just I think that's pretty crazy yeah yeah

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