Hey Riddle Riddle - #387: Lincoln's Lost the Sauce

Episode Date: December 17, 2025

We only make Erin almost lose it three times this episode, so we are really slipping. And also Sandy is back!Starring:Adal RifaiJohn Patrick CoanErin KeifGuest Starring:Sandor WeiszEditing by: Casey ToneyTheme by: Arne ParrottLogo by: Emily Kardamis & Emmaline MorrisWant more? Get Weekly Bonus Eps on Patreon!JPC's Guided Meditations Volume 1, available now at our Patreon digital store!Want merch? Visit our Dashery Store!Want to mail us something? Hey Riddle Riddle 6351 W Montrose Ave #267Chicago, IL, 60634Want to leave us a voicemail? Call (805) RIDDLE-1 or (805-743-3531)Want to advertise on the show? Check out Hey Riddle Riddle via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is a headgum podcast. The doctor was the mother. He stood on a block of ice. Both of the network of fish. It was the cabin of an airplane. He stabbed him with an ice cream. And the horse was a thing Friday. Two, three, four, hey, riddle, Richard.

Adel, Aaron, I actually have some great news for the two of you. Oh, finally. Okay. Oh. I guess it's actually great news for me. I don't know necessarily if it as much as greatness for the two of you. Rising tide lifts all hosts. Yeah, now that I'm thinking about your response and the news that I have to share,

now I'm a little worried that it could be more that you're mad at me. Hmm. No, I'm sure it's good. For saying the whole great news thing. It's not even really news. Huh. Go ahead and say it real fast. Is this like a good news, bad news situation? Because maybe you could start with the better news. And then you can give us your news. That puts me on the spot. Let's see. Better news. Okay. That shouldn't be too hard. Let me just look at news real quick. Okay. No. No. No. No. All right. We're going to scrap better news. I could do. Here's what I could do. I could do worse news than the thing I was going to say. Worst news Okay, let's see Worst news No

Oh no No no no no no no Can you say something that will rise all hosts Now we're back to that Huh We thought that maybe you could say something That would make all three of us feel better We could all care about the same thing

Hypothetically right? Yeah I think that works Here's more what I'll say I'll just say what I was gonna say And then everybody could just we could just move the fuck on from it All right But it sort of feels like you're starting the episode maybe on a foot that is negative for Adel and I.

So you'll be in a good mood and then we'll be in a bad mood. Here's the thing. I feel I've had a cold that's been like lingering for a week, so I'm already in a bad mood. So it's like we don't have to worry about mood kind of across. It seems like we're all going to be on an even playing field when it comes to mood. Sure. How about you tell us the news and then you'll tell Adel something that'll make him feel better

and then me something that'll make me feel better. Oh, yeah. Like password. I'll pass it down. Oh, I'm not going to tell you one of my passwords. Oh, you want me to share Adel's. always asking me to share my passports. Just one...

It's four hundred sixty-nine. It's mine, my man. Give me a number. I think I've told you that you guys before, but I've been on the side of that the Paramount Plus app is the worst fucking streamer. It's like the worst streamer. And I told Mariah, I was like, we got to stop paying for Paramount Plus. It sucks.

It crashes all the time. And Moran I was like, we don't pay for Paramount Plus. We share it with six other people and it's always crashing because... whatever someone is trying to watch it. I was like, oh, okay, yeah, that makes more sense. It makes more sense. Dr. Heel thyself. Well, anyway, the news was I was talking with Mariah the other night, and I have been working

under, maybe the incorrect assumption, that I have been 37 all year. But Mariah was like, because I just had my birthday yesterday, Mariah was like, you're turning 37. And I was like, no. I am 37. She was like, no, you have a December birthday. You always do this. And I feel like December birthdays, and Erin, maybe you can relate a little bit.

But like end of the year birthdays kind of fuck you over because all of your friends who are the same age as you, they're like already, they have already turned that age. And then it gets to December. And I forget. So the good news is I'm now 37. And I haven't been 37 all year. And you're in charge of our finances? Just a quick reminder. one did you off when it comes to finances that's not actually a big deal I don't know I feel like a stroke of the pen can change nations or whatever the fuck that yeah doctor spreadsheets over here this is a little well I will say it's kind of fun to gain a year of your life back that's not many people experience that I know I feel like I basically get to live 37 twice it's like a reverse can I say that case you beep that out yeah Casey beep that out

I don't know I think it's when you say reverse and then there's a beep I feel like people this sound way worse um JBC, well, now you're going to live 37 twice. Yeah, I'm going to get... Just bump the age. Just say you're 38. I should just be 38. I feel like it's just easier. I'm closer to 40, which is good, because once the year is eight and like my birth year is eight, you know, like once we get to 2028, that's icing on the cake baby.

I'll never forget then, because I can do that tens math. Oh, you'll be in lockstep, yeah. Yeah, yeah. But yeah, I mean, I guess basically what I'll try to do is I'll just try to live this next year of my life, Moss. Now, speaking of living moss, this brings us, surprisingly, it's not about you. This brings us to a little picture that we got sitting in the group chat a few days ago. This is exactly what I don't want to talk about. I'm literally going to throw up down my chest. It looks so gross. Oh, this is Rob Schneider doing his De Niro impression? Okay, that was something that Aaron sent us. I have nipples, great. Can you milk me? And then one thing, Rob Schneider knows.

Milking nipples. Thank you. I was trying to do goat boy, but that's Jim Brewer. Do you want to say what monstrosity you texted to us? Yeah, this is something I thought possibly we could, well, JBC, do you want to mention what you threw in the group chat for us to review for a review group? Yeah, this is actually important context. Because I think this is a domino effect. Was this in response to that? Yes. Okay.

So I have had, occasionally I'll have to drive north and I'll drive by Rosemont and I will see a big billboard for this. And I've seen this billboard, I think every year, because I think he always comes around the same time every year. And it's always in December, which is my birthday month. But for review crew, I wanted us to all go and see a live Jeff Dunham puppet show. show in Rosemot. Now, if you're not familiar with Jeff Dunham, good. But if you are familiar with Jeff Dunham, it's like, it's, he's, he does ventriloquism, but also, like, famously, he has, like, a very racist, like, um, dead Arab puppet.

Dead terrorists is what he calls him. A very racist, a very racist, a very racist, a lot of things. It's just, it's like, right-wing puppetry. And I was like, that would be, I would be, it would be so funny for me to make you guys have to endure that with us. And Casey probably as well for a review crew. But this year I finally was like, I'll get ahead of it. I'll check the tickets. I'll get some tickets. Check the tickets. Tickets were the cheapest seats were $140. And I was like. Diabolical. Unreal. Unreal that that man can get that people are paying that. I would have thought he would be like playing Hammond, Indiana at the

horseshoe. And tickets were free if you put down 20 bucks on blackjackers. something like that's what i thought his career was that well it's not he is apparently touring and he's hitting the all state you know stadium and rosemont where i saw weezer play stadium it's well it's adele you've been to that that venue in rosemont right i don't know what kind of it's it's all state arena i think it's our it's an arena it's not a i guess i don't know the difference arena and stadiums uh i don't know how many it's open air no maybe i don't know how many it sits but it's like a it's like where you would see like a basketball game be played like it's it's big they do the minor league hockey team um plays there also a lot of like wcW and um wrestling events and stuff like that it's up to 22,000 people. Now sometimes what they do for shows like this is they'll just like close off the upper balcony.

Jeff Dunham's not selling 22,000 tickets. Right. But I, you know, he'll sell enough that they can cram people in and also I've bought tickets to that venue. before where you buy i buy like a bad ticket and then you show up and they're like you can kind of sit in the front if you want like we didn't we didn't sell the good tickets could you imagine having a 400 level seat for a puppet show for a live puppet show i mean so anyway we're not going to do that uh i i i would funny there is a lot it's actually not that much that i would pay for a bit but like a hundred dollars is and to give a hundred dollars to jeff dunham as well

i'm like that's just plus we get sucked into the amazing merch i'm sure he has. But then in response to that, I said, surely there's other stuff we can review. And then I sent a picture of the brand new. And this is real. This is a real thing. I've seen people reviewing it. This is the Taco Bell, Baja Blast pie. It's a baked pie filled with what looks like to be expired Colgate. And I've seen mixed reviews. I've seen people say it's delicious, and I've seen people spit it out and throw the pie away and say this is the worst thing they've ever eaten. I thought when you sent that picture, Adel, I thought you had purchased this. I thought we were about to hear you give your review of the Taco Bell Baha blast pie.

But do you know, is it one of these, like, because Taco Bell does this, is it like a test market item? Is it only like in like St. Louis and shit? Or is it nationwide? Can you get it anywhere? I haven't checked. Casey's typing. I will be checking. Uh-oh.

Casey said I'm kidding. He said, I'm pissed. Whatever the context for that is, we can't know. We can't know why, what about the situation pisses him off. Now, has there ever been a beverage turned into a pie before? Has there ever been a beverage turned into a pie? Who's all been puzzled? No, right?

No, there surely has been. Because I've had it. Okay, this is not the same, I admit. But I bet there's a place where you can get like Dr. Pepper Pie. Yeah, probably. Yeah. Oh, also, they will often do cocktails turn into pies, says the internet. That makes sense.

That makes sense. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Okay, I just Googled Baja Blast Pie to see if it's nationwide. And the first article I see is from the New York Post that says Taco Bell's new mountain-due Baja Blast Pie horrifies customers, quote, Chernobyl Cheesecake. Yikes. So.

What, here's the thing. Not that the New York Post doesn't do great journalism because I believe that they do. But so much of like writing now, I won't even call it journalism because that's not what the New York Post does, is just like searching for tweets where people said something and then putting that in their headline. Like someone tweeted Chernobyl Cheesecake and, you know, to be funny. And then the New York Post is like, that's our headline. And I'm like, this seems like we're in a downward cycle here, right? They're like somebody said something so everybody feels that way and it's news. Yeah.

It says nationwide. Okay. So, JPC, you probably got one of these for your birthday. That sucks. That sucks. And you probably ate the whole thing, huh? You probably ate the whole thing. If you told me that it was a Baja Blast cheesecake, I think I'd be way more interested in that than like a Baja blast baked pie.

Yes, because these pies, when I've seen people review these, they look like, did you guys watch Double Dayer growing up at all? They look like the double dare pies where it's like there's no, if you turn this thing upside down, the crust is staying and the middle is just, it's like Nickelodeon gacking. See, this is why I said I was going to get nauseous. I knew we were careening towards this. Oh, oh, I do have good news. I don't believe you. No, this is actual good news that you guys are both going to love. Do you remember the last time that I was Old Man Puzzles?

I had like an orange book of Reynolds and we did riddle set up there. and they were very hard to comprehend and no one had a good time with them. Yeah, yes. Well, I was planning to do at least one more of those riddles on the episode today, but that book is now under two different things on my desk that would take me a couple of seconds to move around.

I'd have to, like, rejostle. May all acquaintance be forgotten. Merry Christmas. Same joke, sort of. Simply having a wonderful riddle time. So we're not going to do that. Unless we've run out of other riddles and then I'll have to, I'll have to rejostle. Maybe it's under even three things.

Wouldn't that be something? So we're going to do some listeners submitted riddles. This first one is coming to us from Bin in Australia. Okay, Ben lists the place in Australia where it's from. Aaron, I think you're the only. one who may be qualified to like pronounce this what do we oh my gosh i don't know what do we think in that that word is warrumble warnemble warnable warneble warneble i don't know my favorite place i went to in australia was i think it was a park called tidbidbilla tidbinbilla tidbinbilla tidbinbilla is in

Worn and Bull. No, I have no idea. Sorry. We can't just be saying things. We can't just be saying things. Okay, I know exactly where Worn and Bull is. What do you think? First of all, what coast do you think Warnham Bull is? West.

East Coast. North East. It is the east coast, Aaron, but it's not the northeast. It's the southeast. It looks like it's maybe an hour or two outside of Melbourne. Right above Tasmania? Is it right above Tasmania? No, Warnan Bull's on the coast.

It's on the water. It actually looks fucking fantastic. And we're sorry if we're saying it wrong. No, I'm not. I am. I'm sorry. Warnan Bull has a red rooster? A KFC?

A McDonald's. Wow, they're just like us. Whoa. They do exist. They love their macars over there in Australia. They love McDonald's. They have a Waves Motel. The Waves Motel looks really nice

Let's see if I can get prices Oh no It's not giving me available prices Sorry guys You have to contact the property Are we doing riddles? It's probably about a Jeff Dunham Ticket per night

No now I want to move to Warnham Bull Australia And go to Discovery Parks Warnham Bull and the Deep Blue Springs Warnham Bull Hot Springs And you don't have time to move to things? No, I actually don't have time because I have to rent a Warnham Bull Heritage Cottage. I actually don't think you could rent it.

Are you getting paid by their tourism board? I would love to. I do have an open minmos if they have some extra scratch and they want to send me. Listen, this riddle submission is probably from like six years ago. But Ben, if you're still in Warnham Bull Australia, I don't believe you ever told us what it's like there. But I would love if you could email the show

and just give us an update on like, is Warnhamble cool? Is it nice? snapshot. I mean, right now, if you hear this, it's summertime and Wernambool, right? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, real quick, before I forget, just because we brought up Australia.

I had a thought last night right before I went to bed, seconds before I went to bed, because they shot in New Zealand. Oh, seconds before you went to bed. You shouldn't be eating before bedtime. Vigo Mortensen, is there anyone, is there any actor who's like, seems as good a dude as Vigo Mortensen? No. I don't know if I've ever seen him look mad or, like, he just seems like the sweetest dude. Yes, very gentle. Very gentle.

But is that, I mean, I worry about saying that about Vigo Morton's because someone's going to be like, can we check his Wikipedia page for a controversy section? I worry about saying that about any man, really. Yeah, yeah. He just, like, the way we all, like, Keanu, we've all rallied around Keanu Reeves is like, he's the best guy in Hollywood. I feel like Vigo Mortensen is right outside the door, just kind of quietly smoking a clove cigarette, and we should give him his due. Yeah, I feel like if Vigo Mortensen was the same, like, celebrity level as Keanu Reeves, I think that he would probably be in that same category of conversation. There could be a Vigo John Wick. Like, Lego.

It'd be more like at this point, like a Vigo, like nobody, right? Because like Vigo's, he's no spring chicken anymore, right? Yeah, that's very. He's like in his 60s, probably. Yeah, he's probably in his 60s, right? Jesus. Well, you know, I guess. I don't know any of this. I don't want to know any of this.

That's the real riddle. Well, the real riddle is the one that we're about to do from Ben in Warnemble, Australia. Okay, here's your riddle. On Stanley on were the last words of Babylon. If I were to stand in Stanley's place, it would bring salty tears to people's face. It's one of those little mermaids that is in the front of the boat It's one of those goddamn little mermaids that's in the front of the boat You smashed the champagne bottle on their head

I want to see a quick scene Okay Adel you're a boat captain and you just hit Aaron Who's one of those little mermaids in the front of the boat And uh, Bon Voyage Oh my god Oh my god Oh shit Oh that's a lot of blood

Or sap, I don't know what that is. I just got done to work done. I am so sorry. I thought you were like, um, I thought you were wood. I am, I am. Oh. I just got veneers, so. Oh.

I have a full face of veneers. This is going to be like $8,000 at least, man. Oh, my God. I don't know if you want to zel me or what's going on. Oh, um, can you get, are you able to like rest yourself off the front of the ship and like walk around or you're kind of firm no you got to bring the boat to the dentist yeah okay well then i'm not going to pay no come on man because you can't like i mean you have to wait for a lawyer to take a boat trip and then you have to wait for them to get back from their

you're looking at this journey i got nothing but time also this is not real champagne okay what do we okay all right let's not as bad luck to you fake campaign let's make this go away Hey, everybody. Guard, the captain not be using champagne. Mutiny, mutiny, mutiny. No, no, no, hold on, hold on. This is Moette, M-O-W-Hi-Hiv, and this is my wife. Mrs. Captain, enchanté, listen, everyone, a crowd,

crowd about to board the boat. It's not real champagne. It's bad luck to not use real champagne. Listen, cheersing with water never killed anyone. Yes, it did. It killed a lot of people. Oh, my God. They didn't pee out the poison?

No, I know that. It's bad luck. It brings a bad omen on you and yours. I guess you can't pay the $40,000 to fix my team. It was eight. Just, listen, I used fake champagne because I went the real champagne for all the passengers. Yay. All the passengers are a lot.

Real pain for my, fake friends. Champagne for my real friends. Good luck drinking champagne when you're drowning because the ship has, bad luck put upon it. Listen, when's the last time a ship crashed Titanic? What are we talking? Yesterday. I curse this ship. I curse this ship

in these inhabitants. Unless you give me real champagne and you pay $70,000. Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You're going to put a hole in your boat. You're going to put a hole in your front of the boat. That's fine. I bounce out of the weight.

You what? I balance out of the weight. You balance out the weight? Yeah. Sounds like it bore and pee off the poison stuff to be. All right, fine. Take me off your boat. See how it goes.

But then you'll find out about the curse of the... Throw some termites in your... Ah! See? Good to work, boys. Yeah, jokes on you. The termites are her friends. Yeah, jokes on you, the termites were her hair.

And actually, it's a glow-up. And they never hurt her. And actually, it's a glow-up. Aaron, if they're your friends, name three names, you would give a termite. Term, my. It's a Mr. Buck. Okay. All right.

You know what? A professional improviser, everybody. The thousands that you spend on classes, they don't, it's not thousands of, like, for making up names. Yeah, well, like, you're so smart, JPC. You gave me three names for a termite. King Shandy. Mr. Terrific.

and Lord Wilmington That second one seems a little suspicious Oh yeah I feel like that might be From a super bad movie All right Adel if you're so smart

Give me three names for termites Jeff Doug Tony This is this is how they name minions He's just doing minions names for turbites Banana banana Banana Um okay

You guys were so close to getting this riddle Oh I thought Aaron got it Well, no, no one even's tried it. Well, I guess Aaron did say mermaid on the front of the ship, which was wrong. Oh. We never got that information. On Stanley on were the last words of Babylon. If I were to stand in Stanley's place, it would bring salty tears to people's face.

A lighthouse. Ooh, it's got to be a lighthouse. Interesting. You're thinking something nautical for like the salty tears to people's face? Yeah. No, the salty tears to people's face. Tears is a hint I will give you are, like, literal. It's not like a metaphor.

Yeah, they're actual tears. Actual tears. Stanley makes me think Stanley steamer makes me think Stanley the water bottles that were all the rage. Oh, yeah. Hey, in some people's households, they still are. Okay. The toch, Stanley. Babylon.

Hmm. This is a tough one. Yeah, this is a tough one. Why do people cry? Because they're sad. Because they're sad, because they're happy, because they're in pain. This is actually a great line that I think will really help you. You're on a really good position here with why do people cry?

Having a wedding. Kids going after college. The wind. No. Now Babylon was a Dominic Chazelle movie from two years ago, which I thought was actually. I saw so much negative press about it. it and how people were like, want, wop, flop. And then I watched it. I was like, I kind of love this movie. I never saw it, but Mariah watched it. And it was one of those things where, like,

sometimes she'll, like, start watching a movie while we're recording or something. Then I'll come upstairs and I'll catch like the last 40 minutes of the movie. Catching the last 40 minutes of Babylon, by the way. You can't say you saw it. It's like, yeah. It's bonkers, which is why I like this so much. It's just nonstop. Um, why do, why do people cry? Because, because someone's going away, because someone's returned. I mean, there's a lot of reasons people. No, let's think of more like, um, things that make people cry that are not like emotional things. Hmm. But that's, I think that's really giving it away. Yeah, I said the wind. Oh, onions? Adel.

Onion. The answer is onion. Now, do you know why the answer is onion? And I posted in, in our chat, the text of this. Okay. On Stanley on with the last words of Babylon. If I were to, to stand in Stanley's place, it would bring salty tears to people's face. Stanley's the guy cut in the onions? Yeah. If I, and if you put quotes around I,

were to stand in Stanley's place, what does that do to the start of the riddle? Oh, is Stanley of cutting board? Onion. Onion. On in on, onion. On, I, on. Wow.

If you replace Stanley with I, you spell onion. Okay, this kind of rocks. Wow. This is a good riddle, actually. This is a good riddle. And doesn't this kind of make you think, like, maybe Warren Bull Australia is like the fucking place to be, you know? Yeah.

The only thing I know about it is one good riddle came from here. What's in the water in Warren Bowl? I'd like to see a scene. Yes, please. Adel, you are going to HR, which is JPC, and you're complaining about being bullied at work by an onion. He's making you cry. Hey, sorry, Todd.

We had a 3 p.m. Oh, yeah, come on in. Okay. What's up, penis breath? Sorry, I just saw E.T. last night for the first time. Oh, do they say penis breath in that? Oh, my God, don't they? Oh, no, I could get in huge trouble.

Hey, listen, I don't want to make a big deal out of this just because this is about someone in the office, which I guess most HR complaints are. Sure, yeah, yes. Otherwise, you have no power. Yeah, and again, it's all anonymous. Even the stuff that I say to you, penis breath. I think it isn't. I've Googled it, and it is an E.T. So is this because I have Reese's at my desk all the time, Reese's Pieces?

No. And I know you say Reese's Pieces, but I prefer mine. I promise you, it has nothing to do with you. It's just because I saw E.T. For the first time last night, and they do say penis breath in E.T., which is crazy. Just walking by an open door. Oh, shit, oh, shit, oh, shit. I don't want to ease drop on HR, but.

Please don't. Then just keep walking by. Wait, this isn't my, this isn't the bathroom. room, zip, uh, are, well, well, hey, Onion, how are you doing? Hey, penis breath. Come on. How is this spreading? How are you doing today?

Ow, you shove me into the wall, which is good, because we're co-workers and that's, this is. So you, you're okay with that? Because that could be like a serious HR violation, but you're okay with it. You said it. No, tixies, bexies. Um, I got a question for HR. It's totally okay to take your co-worker's wife. found on a date, right? Because I already

did that. Last night. High five? Hi-five? Hi-five me? I'm an onion. Hi-five me. I'm an onion. I'll five me. I'm an onion. I'll have five you. Move away. Move aside. Brian, I'm going to high-five this onion. Yeah, I guess it's outside of the workplace. So as long as it's not like a work-sanctioned event,

I think you can kind of do whatever you want. All right. Well, I'm going to keep on, keep it on. I'm going to go text your wife that I had a great time last night. My wife? No, no, not you. Don't worry. Of course. I would have never do that. That explains why this morning my wife came home in her same clothes and was walking while saying, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. Yeah, that was me. I'm going to get back

to my desk. I think everybody better get back to their desk. The onion's been bullying me. I want to find, I want to, this onion needs to go for the last two weeks. She's been nonstop bullying me. What? She has been harassing me physically, mentally. Penis breath. That is a very serious allegation, Okay. Are you sure you want to file an official complaint? Yeah, I'd also love it if I just wasn't referred to as penis breath. It seems like that maybe there was a... All right. I'm going to log it here, but just so you know, I'll have to phone the home office. Oh, God.

E.T. is just living in every part of my bread. Would you think that? Phone home office. Oh, my God. I'm buttoned in my two weeks. Well, it's not to see you go, penis breath. But happy to not smell that smell. no more. Hey, Onion again. I would like to put in a complaint. Oh, please, absolutely. It's actually a

two-part complaint for penis breath. Okay. Um, why his, why his breath stinks so bad, and also his wife just broke up with me, and that's not nice, so I'd like to make a complaint. I feel bullied. Are you kidding me? I feel bullied. His wife broke up with me, I feel bullied. Hey, penis breath, be nice. Onion's going through a breakup. I'm going through a breakup, so... You have no emotional sensitivity. That's one of your big problems. Apparently it gives you a UTI to have sex with an onion? I didn't know that. How was I supposed to know that?

You think you had sex with an E.T. Uh, copyright loss? I was trying to, is there an extraterrestrial terrestrial STD, something there, huh? Oh, yeah. An E.T.D. Seen? Seen. Seen.

Seen? Estreter, eh. Give me like 40 minutes. Estrejectural. Extratertectical. Yes, there we go. Extratestical. Case you don't clip that.

Here we go. Here's another one from Jess, she, her. Thank you for including your pronouns, Jess. The riddle is thus. We pick but don't choose. We don't come in twos. Periodically smaller. We won't make you taller.

The top of the tip, we scratch and we click. Some fancy, some plain. But what is? is our name. It's not an apple. Aaron, that is exactly correct. It is not an apple. You're so...

Wow. I'm so smart. The top of the tip... Is it a food? Is it a plant? Something produces food? It is not a food, but it's...

I hesitate to say eat, but some people do bite these. I guess some people, People eat them, too. We pick but don't choose. We don't come in twos. Interesting. His mind went to boogers, Aaron. Do we want to do anything with that? That was the first place his mind went. It's not food that people eat. I can probably say never had a booger touch my tongue. Oh, you've never tried a bugger. No. You guys, I will take my headphones off. I'm a little nauseous this morning. I will take my headphones off. It's just, Aaron, it's just when someone says never. And then you'll have to. beg me to put my headphones back on. You'll have to bribe me with money. Human money.

New York Post is saying Baja Blast Pie called Bougar baked Good. Throws headphones into the garbage disposal, turned on garbage disposal. Sounds the same as when JBC talks. High five, though. High fives on you. Can you read this riddle one more time? We pick but don't choose.

We don't come in two. periodically smaller, we won't make you taller. The top of the tip, we scratch and we click some fancy, some plain, but what is our name? I like this riddle a lot. I think Jess did a good job. It's man-made. It's like picking fruit. Is it man-made?

Not really, Aaron. It's not really man-made. No, no, it's natural. It's not man-made. Fingernails. Atoll. Atle. Fingernails?

It's fingernails. Oh, those are not man-made. Well, I mean. You're making them right now, man. But they're like, they're constructed, they're like natural, right? They like, they occur. I don't have any say over making fingernails. Honestly, if I could, if I could just stop making fingernails, I think that, that would be for the best.

No. If you put a cue tip in at a certain angle, I bet you could turn that button off. It's a really risky procedure because it's not based on any science, but I bet you could do it. Aaron, you wouldn't stop growing fingernails? No, because it protects my little nails. nail beds I guess but you gotta cut him you gotta clip them all the time aren't the nail beds only in need of protection because there's a fingernail no I think that they're sensitive right but if the fingernail was gone wouldn't they be more calloused and hardened no they're like a sensitive part of your body

that's have you ever had like a nail completely fall off it's terrible but I'm saying what if it was just like the other side of the finger is I think that's what Adel's saying what if we had double-sided fingers you know what you know what okay he's he does Here's the thing. I was going to defend how smart our bodies are at just doing what they need to be doing. But our breathing hole and our eating hole is the same hole. So I don't know. Not all of us, Aaron.

Not all of us. So you know what? We're not that well designed. I'm not going to die in the hill of humans. Aaron thinks that Baja Blast pie is so disgusting because she's putting it in her breathing hole. Oh, Aaron, no. That is not the hole you eat the Baja blast pie. That is not.

Guys, I cannot get another UTI. ETI. Let's your seat, Adel. Let's your seat. Yeah, please. Get for the love of God. I want to see a scene. I can't ever remember what I wanted to do.

That was days ago. It was fingernails. We need it. Let's go to a break. No, no, no. We can't go to a break yet. Let's do one more riddle and then I promise we'll do a break. Okay.

Kevin Kevinson submitted this riddle. So that should give you an idea of how long. go this rental. That sounds like a 2019 rental. I'm one-fourth of a score and used by many. You might find me on the floor. I'm more tempting than a penny.

I can get you Minnie a thing, but when spent I am gone, so get the gift worth giving and use me on Patreon. What am I? Whoa. $5 bill. It's a $5 bill.

$5?5. Because four scorers. for a score is what, 20 years? A score is 20 years. Yeah, I think so. I'm a fourth of a score. Yeah, yeah, score's 20 years. Whoa.

Kevin says, I'm the $5 that just shelled out to join the Clue crew. Thanks for the laughs. Much love. Hey, and if you got $5 and you want to join the Clue crew, you're going to be just in time for one of my favorite things of the year, which is our 2025 out-of-context clips bracket. I don't know, maybe wait a few months if you want to join the Patreon. I don't know, maybe skip it this year.

Hey, Riddle has really fallen off, huh? Yeah, I agree, Aaron. Okay, go ahead. Aaron, you're Abraham Lincoln. You're doing the famous four-score and 20 years speech. JPC, you are a heckler who feels like Lincoln is sort of out of touch with lingo. Okay. Four score and seven years.

ago. Huh? Sorry. It's like a seagull or something. Flew by. All right. Here we go.

Four score and seven years ago. What? Hold on. Larry. Get my abacus. The president's making me do a math problem.

What am I solving for? Okay. I got to laugh. All right. Yeah, we're all having fun. We're all, I'm like sort of part of this. Sir, uh, sir, sir, where are you from?

Oh, don't make me say. Sir, where are you from? Well, I'm heckling Lincoln, so... Oh, looks like this guy's from the South. Yeah, Georgia. What's it feel like to lose? Not good. We really wanted slaves.

Yeah, yeah. Okay, so what was I saying? Four score in year... Sorry, I messed up this time. Damn, Larry President, seven years ago. Our great nation brought forth a new nation. Kind of had to think about who would be heckling Lincoln right now. Oh, man.

there are a lot of seagulls out though they keep swooping down yeah it's Georgia there's a civil war okay I feel like I lost the sauce on this one seen oh if we could

have only said lost the sauce poor Lincoln if he said lost the sauce in the same speech that he said four scores we would have had a president Douglas poor poor Lincoln

Aaron don't feel too bad for the guy the guy's on freaking money all right yeah you're right he had it pretty good especially at the end you're right other than that miss lincoln how was the money hey why don't we do this why don't why don't we take a little break oh and i'm looking at what i what we have planned then we'll be back with something pretty special all right mysterious e t take break Addle, JPC, so sorry. Sorry to come to you to panic.

I have literally one minute to get a last-minute gift for a loved one in my life. I don't know what to do. Panicking, I could make something out of trash. No, that's nothing. What do I do? Aaron, slap, slap, slap, slap. Ow, why did you slap me? Slapped Adel.

Well, that's what we were doing when Aaron merged in here. We were playing slapbacks. Yeah, we're gassed each other up. It's almost Christmas. What do I do? Oh, Aaron, if you need a last-minute gift. You got to check out ORA frames. All right.

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There's quite a discrepancy. You've been practicing the worm all year. You said you were going to get out of bed, flop down on the floor, and start writhing around. I know. I love breakdancing, but I guess I didn't get it. I got to get it more early. Oh, you know what else I need to do early? Acorns early.

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You ruined your clothes to do this intro? These are pre-ruined clothes. They were more expensive. Oh, you're dumping out your canteen, and Sandy's sort of forming in the ether. Whoa. Cool. Yeah, Thomas Hayden Church doesn't have a monopoly on this move.

That's a Spider-Man three. Three? I love it. Actually, not bad casting. No. I would say. not terrible casting i mean i they didn't hire me but short of me which would have been the best choice yes in church sure why not but he's sort you know he's sort of an every man he's got that

gravelly voice which is what you want for the character striped sweatshirt of course what else big striped sweatshirt guy that's mostly on costumes no i think that's his well sandy yeah let's get into some fun little games or puzzles whatever you have for us yeah well I don't know what to call these. I guess they're just riddles. They are, I've come up with a bunch of, I guess, dad jokes for you guys to suss out. Yes. Love it.

I'm leaning in. We all know what I'm talking about. But just in case, let's give you an example. If I ask you, what does a mountain climber and a stoner have in common? You would say, well, they both like to peek early. God damn it. They both like to get high. They would like to get high.

Thank you, too. Yes. Okay. The dad chimes. in. Aaron was pinching the bridge of her nose like a mom in an 80s movie who's at the kitchen table and the bills piled up. And the dad's like, I got a new business idea.

I was going to write these jokes. What if you went down to the factory and you asked if they could hire you back? She just keeps saying, I don't know how we're going to do this. How are we going to do this? I was at the zoo the other day and I was looking at the camels. And I heard someone say to someone else next to me, not to me. what do you call a three-humped camel which of course I know the answer to you

and the answer to that joke is pregnant and I turn to Hold on, hold on, I've got to write this one down Dad's Will Enjoy which I feel like is a pretty classic dad joke It's like a dad joke that I've heard a lot before I turned to my right to see who had said it It was a maybe five-year-old boy

to another five-year-old boy And I was Whoa And I was like So that is a joke that you've heard like your dad. I want to say your dad. They were alone. They were like, probably with a chaperon who was not like directly next to them.

But I was like, that is a joke that you probably heard your dad say. But I'm like, do you know what that mean? I was like, I really wanted to drill in on this five-year-old to be like, what do you think that means? That's crazy. Yeah, it's pretty wild. Yeah, are you outraged that they know what a pregnant woman looks like

or that they've heard of dromedary camels? You know what? It was more about the dromedary camel thing. I'm like, you identify that these are humps, huh? Okay, you just don't think this is like his, like, fucked up back that you're seeing. It was more just the bodiness of the joke. Sorry, I made, fuck, I fucked up the camel joke.

I should have said Bactrian. Bactrian's the one with two, Dramadari's the one with one. That went way over our head. Thank you for not correct. No, no, no, you're being very kind. Obviously, we all know the difference between camels, and I was the one who fucked up. Sorry, Cindy, we're going to loop in Jack Hanna real quick for a big laugh. Cindy, what if it was a dromedary, but it was with twins?

I guess you don't need to hump twice to do twins I don't really know how Campbell's do it How do they do it Hump twice with twins Who are you, Dan Blazarian? God, we're gonna be pipinging and laughs all over it I haven't even asked one one riddle yet I like but I like how you have a zoo story

For every occasion, JPC I'll have to fucking think of one for the goddamn next segment JCPy's like I'm out of material I gotta go down to the zoo again Over Listen in those strangers conversations Me with a tiny little notebook at the zoo Just writing down observations that I see

This is gold kids Field recording equipment Star New Podcast Okay What is What is a fireplace Have in common with a party thrown by new neighbors? Ooh

They're both stoking heat They're both They're both Getting smoke in your house There's a lot of smoke in your house A party throw by new neighbors. Oh, they're both housewarming.

Housewarming. Nice one. Wow. That one's so good. I have dad energy coursing through my body and it's connecting me to the dad god of the sky who powers all of our dad abilities. Yeah. You might have access to this list of jokes that I've written down.

I store them in a database. Okay. What is a synchronized diver? have in common with a billiards player they both love pools play a pool part of it pool's part of it they both dip their toes in pool why is it a synchronized diver they're both weary of pool sharks they both hit the eight ball they both pool's part of it hit the pierce if you're synchronized you need to be on pool cues cue they both have pool cues they focus on pool cues um but I do think that pool sharks are real

because my cousins wouldn't have lied to me when I was a kid. You know, I'm not going to correct you. I think that a little bit of fear will do you good. Was your cousin a shark? Is that why? No, I mean, my cousin, name was Bruce. Don't necessarily know that they were charred.

I mean, they were animatronic. It makes sense that you're related to a shark because you're all cartilage in no bone. Right? And you can't stop moving. I don't know. No, I just, that's just an object. It has a setup of a dad joke.

It's just an observation about you. God, all cartilage is up like, okay, hey, I'll take it. You got those little fish on your stomach that I guess clean you. I fucking love those little fish. I love those little fucking fish. You're always biting surfers. Robert Chaw's trying to blow you up. There you go.

I'll kill you, JPC. You could say that I'm a great white. I wouldn't, I wouldn't say that, though. But they said that in Carmel, Indiana. But remember, truth and comedy. That's all they say. You got to do truth in comedy. All right.

You want another one? Yes. What does a clueless person have in common with a broken sword? Alicia Silverstone, Paul Rudd. What does a clueless person have in common with a broken sword? No handle on the situation. Ooh. That's pretty good.

I mean, that's an alternate answer. I'll give it to you. What is a broken sword? What is a clueless person having come with a broken sword? They don't, both of them don't get to the point. They're not sharp. That's it. They're missing the point.

They're missing the point. I'm making my way down time. I made that clueless joke and Sandy looked at me for one second like, what the fuck? And then he started laughing. He had to remember who's in clueless, which we all do. Yeah. Stacey Dash. What did you say?

Stacey Dash? Stacey Dash. Yeah. Is it Stacey Dash? Dan Hadea. Dan Hadea. You'd say Dan Hadea would have gone. Yeah, I guess I should lead with Dan Hodea.

Amy Hackerling. What is an idle chatterer having common with an unskilled marksman? No point. No target, no. No, that was the last one. No, yeah, that is the last one, but can't it work? Idle chatterer having common with a lazy archer? What was it?

Unskilled marksman. Unskilled marksman. I like lazy archer, though. Um, they don't hit the target. They don't, they don't, they don't, they don't, they don't, something, something about off target, is target part of it? Mm-mm. They're looking down the scope. They're, idle chat of her, marksman.

Unskilled marksman. You're just talking a lot and with nothing really on your mind, rambling. I mean, missing the point, Sandy, missing the point kind of works. You kind of works. The good news is that, uh, I get to decide what's right now. wrong here. That's right. That's great for you. Yeah. It is a term that means to chit-chat. It's an expression. Shooting the shit? You're very close. Unskilled marksman technically don't shoot that shit. Uh, shoot the breeze. Shoot the breeze. Shoot the breeze.

Dang, bang, bang. God, hey, I'll be honest with you. I don't think I've heard the term shoot the breeze. I feel like we, we may have just brought that one back. I think that one may have been on It's way to extinction. And this... You caught it right before it fell off the cliff. Yeah. Maybe the last person almost forgot it, and it's like, it's Coco rules. So it was about to disappear into the ether.

Sorry, it's what rules? Cocoa. Aaron got it. The Pixar movie. Eric got Coco rules. You should watch it. It's really good. It's very moving.

I don't want to spread it. I don't only have watched it. I referenced it in the last game, the last episode, but I don't remember Coco rules. Coco rules is if when the last person who's living forgets you, you now disappear from, like, the afterlife or whatever. That's what the whole remember me is all about, yeah. Remember me. Got it, got it. Spoiler for Coco.

What do popular people have in common with shivering goat babies? Whoa. They both faint. They both need milk. Cool kids, cool kids. Cool kids. Whoa. Wow.

Cool kids. People say that? Or is that coming back because we were bringing it back? I feel like cool kids is still going to be in the vernacular. Do people still say that kids are cool? The cool kids? I think they say like, because we used to say like the cool kids table. Like that's still around. Sandy, have you heard your kids reference cool kids? I would just say us or we. Yeah, right. I would say. The laugh he gave. The laugh he gave. I hope Ezra never hears that laugh. they would admit it I know I've played board with Ezra

it's fine I don't know if they've said cool kids but I think they probably know about the concept I still think so what does a musically inclined philanthropist have in common with a consenting patient

okay what is a musical philanderer have both cheat on there what is a musically talented philanthropist having common with a patient what was it confused patient a consenting patient they both signed waivers

they both musical philanthropist donate donation charity uh oh boy they both they both have their saliaries

donor donors right they both pray for donors they both they're both donors is it like but musical do we have to do like singing donor or like song there's a word that is a that is a thing that precedes the word donor that also is a musical instrument oh a sax a donor sex a donor sex a donor is it's a Donor? It's a sexa donor. A gong donor. Speaking. Speaking of sex

The donors. A triangle donor. No, you'll get it. Trump donor. Fuck me. I don't know. It's not an instrument that you see in a band, but it is an instrument that you... Xylophonner donor.

That just sounds like a Bob Dukka ailment. It's not an instrument that you see in a band. is it but it's a musical instrument oh yeah it's a big one too they can be really really huge well pheromine donor timpani donor organ donor oh my god organ donor don'ter oh my brain is moving so slow my god you should try spinking i hear it helps with it say a prayer to connect yourself with the sky dad Aaron the sky dad that gives all dad jokes what religion is this and how can I run from it physically emails and join if you want but donate what does cult cult i'll tell you this one is a it involves a homophone so we're changing the spelling in one of the words okay what does a menu have in common with

boden college boat i know nothing about boden college hey sandy is that new york is it is sports but knowing where it is is important no it's not sports new york city no where is bode new york upstate new york nope pop pop not in new york state of I think no went to New York. Oh, Barnyard is in New York, though. Barnard? Barnard? Barnard.

I called it Barnard. And that is my roast on Barnard. You're thinking of the cow workers. Is Bowden the East Coast? Yeah. Because Aaron seems to know it, so I feel like it has to be East Coast. So, sorry. North East.

People I went to high school with went there, so I don't know. What is a restaurant? What was it? A menu. A restaurant menu? Have in common with. Bowden College. Building college

You can get it without knowing It's a matter of where it is And so you can figure it out from there What's a word that it is A word that's used in menus And also in University setting

Prefix A prefix Specials Happy Hour But will knowing the state That it's in help us or no Yeah But you can get it the other way

Main It is they both have mains Main course main course Main courses Maine courses God damn it Very good Erin

Solved that because she loves Maine more than anything I do So much that she knows All the colleges That look there I knew it was in New England But I didn't really know where

What does This is another homophone What does a certain pop star Have in common With a very quick seamstress They Swift Taylors There's Swift Taylor Taylor Swift

Wow Taylor Swift What does the Parchisi have in common with fatigued pheasants They're both played out They're both Which one is Parchizi

That's not the one with Does Perchisi have dice? Yeah, but it doesn't matter Okay And little slices Almost like Cherville Pursuit maybe Really? What does-

Oh, you know what I'm thinking of Yatsi I'm thinking of Yatsi I'm way off What does it can be In common with a tired pheasant? Fatigued pheasins Fatig Fettis. Tired pheasants, yeah

Um, more like, un-interested pheasants. They're interested. They're both not taking off the show at all. Yes. Yes. They're both bored game. They're both board game. That's awesome. God damn.

Aaron, you got us there. No, you got us there. Parchizi is the one you went with, Sandy. Knowing what I know about you and Parchizi is the one that made it into this rental. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Parchisi. What's wrong with Parchisi? I mean, other than it probably sucks as a game, but it's a great word to say. It's fun to say.

It is fun. It is fun. JP's you have to say. I do admit, Parchezzi is fun to say. It probably sucks as a board game, but it is fun to say. You know what else is a fun board game to say, but not to play? Stratigo. I like Stratigo.

What the hell is Stratigo? Baldur-ish. It's a game where it's a two, it's a person, it's a one-v-one game where you hide a, you have a bunch of tokens that represent different, like, ranks, and but you turn them so that your opponent can't see which one's which, and you hide a bomb among them. so it's a matter of digging it's like it's like it's military guess who it's battleship let's play it

no I hate it I played it a lot when I was a kid because that was like one of the board games my grandparents I remember stratego what is what does the coronation of a new queen have in common with the birth of a baby oh crowning

crowning it's a crowning you're there you're there just one more word crowning ahead Croning a head of state. Croning, the head is crowning. You got the important word. It's a crowning achievement. Oh, crowning achievement.

Fun. What does Popeye have in common with someone who gets almost nothing on their salad? Nose olives oils. Spinoge. Put it together. Someone who gets nothing on their salad? Almost nothing. Um, dress, no dressing.

No, very plain salad. You guys had it, had it. Just put those two ideas together. Is it olive oil or? It's they both only love spinach and olive oil. Oh. God. I had a dirty version of that that my wife eats it.

Honestly, I was trying to think of the dirty version of that because there is some sort of like dad joke and like eating olive oil or something. Yeah, they only munch on spinach and olive oil. There you go. Yeah, there we go. Yeah. Finally. Finally.

What about Because you look at Popeye And you think That guy definitely It's bus here Oh my God Logging off Logging off

Oh he's a sailor Is Sweeby there kid Isn't They have a kid right What's the guy What's the guy from Popeye His life Oh that's the hamburger guy

Right I will gladly pay you Tuesday For a hamburger today Or whatever he says Yeah yeah Fucking awesome Awesome Guy's amazing

Just a mooch Just a total mooch J. Wellington Wimpy is his full name I mean, it's a classic guy That doesn't exist anymore But existed for a long time Which is just a hamburger liar

And I fucking love that Yeah, sweet pee-pee is Oh, sweet pee, yeah Yeah, sweet pee No tea Oh, sweet pee Which is what I'm getting I guess

I can't read this fast enough To tell if it's the child of Popeye and olive oil Can I just say very quickly For listeners who haven't done so, please get high and watch the Robin Williams Popeye it's so it's so fucking weird

is it worth is it worth doing that it's so it's so Robin Williams and Shelley Long and it's so weird so here's a fun fact here's a fun fact not about Popeye the movie

but the the fast food chain Popeyes is not named after Popeye the comic strip or Popeye the movie but it is named after after another movie. It is named after the lead character from the movie The French Connection, whose name is Popeye Doyle.

Played by Gene Hackman, yeah. That's wild. They named Popeye's after that. Which is wild because in public consciousness now, Popeye, the Sailor Man is way, way, way more well known than Popeye Doyle. Well, that's because Gene Hackman died and somebody co-coed him.

Right. Remember me. But Popeye's never going to die. Well, Popeye will live forever. Hey, speaking of things that I'll live forever, saving one more? Can we do one more? I don't have a segue.

Thank you for saving me there. Oh, it was a cute up for me. Okay. What does an old car have in common with a director who quits a Mission Impossible movie? They both Mick G. They both. They both. An old car with a director that quits a Mission Impossible movie?

Out of ire, out of peak. They both. Damn, I feel like I, I know that, I know who finished all the Missed Impossible movies, but I don't know about a director that quit them. They both gave up. No, no, there is, it's not a name of someone. I'm just saying conceptually. If someone, oh, okay.

Someone who, someone, a director who gets so frustrated that they quit directing a Mission Impossible movie has something in common with an old car. Cruise control. They both don't have cruise control. They both lack cruise control. Wow. That's so fun. I really like that one.

Well, done. Awesome, Sandy. Thank you so much. Where can people find you? What are you doing around this world? Well, I'm still making my daily word game called Rattle, R-A-D-D-L-E at Rattle.Quest. It's a daily word game where you transform words into other words using clues. Still going strong. And I run a company called the Mystery League, which is out of Chicago, where I'm putting together team-building events or other kinds of fun. ARGs and puzzle hunts for anyone who wants them. So check me out there. For people who don't know what ARGs are. Alternate reality games.

This is like a puzzle hunt, but there's a story, a narrative woven through it. And the community works together to solve puzzles to unlock more parts of the story. There's lots of them. There's a new one probably every day. There's like a subreddit direct committed to them. usually they're tied into like video game franchise releases or movie releases. Very cool. I've done some for musicians.

I'm doing some for another musician soon. Jason Maras? It doesn't matter. We don't have to. Jason Maras. Don't tell us. Blank three times if it's Jason Marais. He blinked.

Bye, Sandy. Bye, Sandy. Okay. Adel, anything that you have coming up that you would like to plug? Yeah, I'd like to plug. Gumshoes and Dragons. Oh, hell yeah. It's a podcast, the three of us do with Anthony Birch.

It's a rollicking good time. We also have a Patreon. You can check that out. Also, give a listen to Hello from the Magic Tavern. A podcast that I do, and it's a very good time. And happy New Year to everyone. Aaron, anything to plug or promote? I would say, just take care of yourself, drink a big glass of water right now.

Go and drink water right now. JBC, any review to read or anything to plug and promote? You definitely need that water around the holiday times. Well, one thing I definitely want to mention is that it's been, thank you so much for listening to Hey, Redo this year. We've had an absolutely great time. If you want to check out our new content through the end of the year, patreon.com.

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I was so, okay. I was trying to be supportive. Yeah. But I was like, I don't know. Reading seems pretty hard right now. It's a lot. I think you did good. Thank you so much.

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