Hey Riddle Riddle - #427: Pastapology

Episode Date: September 23, 2026

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Oh, shoot. I just remembered I buried some bones in the backyard. And by bones, I mean Aaron. Let me go dig her up. Oh, boy. Ollie, feed the obsession. Hey, Adela, GBC. We just got a letter in the mail.

It's in a red envelope labeled angry. Let me read this really quick. Oh, boy, I know what this is going to be. Probably a weird start. Another sex letter for JPC. No, we can tell those are sex letters because they're sticky. All right. This one says, to whom it may concern over at Hayridor Riddle,

Italy has been informed of your recent mockery. And as a nation of 2000 years of history. That's it? 2000. I guess, ish. And absolutely no capacity for letting things go. We demand an immediate and sincere apology. Failure to comply will result in you being banned from the country, blah, blah, blah, blah.

Not being able to do hand gestures anymore or have an opinion about pasta. Sincerely, Italy. Well, weird. Do we think that this is like one of those tax notices where we can just kind of like kick it out of the fridge? Or do we think this is like one of these things that we sincerely need to respond to? I think we need to bomb Italy. I think like I'm trying not to overreact, but I'm like leaning towards you. You know what I mean?

Yeah. Anyway, these are riddles from Hunter E. A full menu of pasta puns with extra cheese. Ooh. Those are really the riddles we're doing today. I'm not even kidding. Aaron, now, after our last episode, did you go and search like pasta riddles or this was just like what was up next? Baby, that's the beauty. I don't even need to. That was up next. This is what people send us. I mean, this is how fucking lucky we are. This is how blessed we are. People just send us pasta riddles.

You know how they say that deja vu means that you're aligned in the life that you're meant to be leading? Like when you're experienced deja vu It means that like Kestka say what? You don't know about deja vu? Oh, Aaron, I'm sorry, I'm getting an email here Oh no, what is I say? Italy at

I.com Love it. They said, now you're talking about deja vu A very French term. Wow, no love for Italian or our voice. version of deja vu seconds.

Kestkese. Kiskese? Oh, Eric, don't say Kiskese, huh? Should we go around? Let's just go around. I would feel a lot better if we just each say one thing, one Italian thing that we are thankful for. I will go first.

Roberto Benini. Now. Oh, I wanted to say Roberto Benini. Now, seemingly, they're top actor, and I've only ever seen him in two films. Yeah. Life is beautiful and down by law. I don't know if he's made other films.

Maybe he just made the do. We can't know. We know he ran across the back of the chairs at the Oscars, and what a scamp he was for that. But thank you, Italy, for Roberto. I would like to go next. I would like to thank Italy for the teenage mutant ninja turks. Thank you, Italy, for those boys.

They're fun boys, and we had a lot of fun getting to know them. I would like to thank Italy for Benito Mussolini. The murder. You guys did a crack-up job with that. He was a bad man. Casey, I'm going to go ahead and need you to clip it. I think he got him. I think you guys were the ones that ultimately got him.

We got you. Turnabout's fair play. Without Italy, we would. wouldn't have had the movie Gladiator, and therefore we wouldn't have had Russell Crow's illustrious career. That's right. That's right. No Gladiator. No Russell Crow is Javert.

And ultimately, that's on you guys. I do like their coffee. I'd like the little tiny coffee. That's pretty nice. Yeah. Gelotto's them, right? Gelada's them. Can I tell you guys about, this is not Italy related.

but it's probably something that you can't tell on the call. But sometimes I, most of the times I wake up before anyone else in my house. And today I got dressed in the dark, which I do a lot of the times. And I just kind of grabbed a pair of shorts. Honey, we can tell. Here, I'm going to actually, let's see if I stand up if you guys can see this. So I grabbed clothes in the dark without being able to see them. And I grabbed shorts and a shirt that were both the,

exact same shade of green. And then I put the mod and I came down stairs and I was like, oh my God. I'm just wearing like, it looks like I'm wearing like a eunitart of green today. It's monochromatic. It's a look. It's monochromatic. It's a look. It's not my look, I would say.

But I'm, I've decided that today I'm just fully committed to it. So I'm just fully in all green today. Happy St. Magic's Day. A little late. You guys, I googled some famous Italian-American actors. Okay. And don't start with Sophia Coppola. I think of her as a director, she ruined Godfather 3.

I need a little time to rearrange my list. Share. Share is Italian. I learned this because when I was watching Moonstruck recently, I was like, is she doing like, is everybody doing a voice? But it's like, no, everybody in this is Italian. Share is not Italian. I thought she was Armenian. Wait, she's Armenian.

Does she not have some Italian in her? No. Isn't she like... Well, don't... Careful with this joke. After the Nicholas... After she fucks Nicholas Cage, she's got a little Italian in her, right? I knew.

I felt it. Adel, you felt it too. I felt it too. Nicholas Kate, of course, Sophia Coppola's cousin, so we are therefore mentioning Sophia Copeland. I didn't, though, at all. I didn't. I heard you.

I put the onus on you. So just be careful. Oh my God, I feel like Italy over here. I'm getting blamed for things that aren't even my fault. Oh my God. Wow, this is like second. I'm having seconds. Here's some Italian Americans.

Okay. And you're going to tell me that it doesn't feel like I'm reading off the cast of a single movie over here. Mm-hmm. Robert De Niro, Al Pacino, Joe Pesci, Sylvester Stallone, James. These are actors? I've literally never heard of any of these people. These are actors, like movie actors. This is crazy.

James Candelvini, one of our best. Danny DeVito, Stanley Tucci, Steve Buscemi, John Tituro, and Marissa Tomei. Wow. Aaron, can I ask you, do you know, is Danny DeVito Jewish? Don't. No, don't encourage him. What are we to say? I'm not going to say that he's got a little Jewish over here.

Hey, Riddle, Riddle, then I give up. I got to learn from my mistake. Fine, okay. I'm going to caggy out if Dainte de Vito is Jewish. Famed, I guess, French brothers. The Lumiers invented cinema not too long ago. In all the... Sorry, the luminaires invented movies four years ago with hay.

How did we... No, that's Outcast. What is their little song? It says hey, right? Hey, ho. Yeah. What is their little song? That's the seven dwarfs.

Somewhere there's a lumineer on a train going, little song. Guys, we went number one. We were the stop clap kings. We moved 15 million cassettes. Danny DeVito appears to be not Jewish. In the Slum. lightest. No one said he was. You did. I know. I've been listening. You said he's a little Jewish in him because of

I've been listening to a lot of the Hercules soundtrack where Danny DeVito is playing a Seder and in the song that Danny DeVito sings, which I actually, I like. I think Danny DeVito has a very fun character singing voice. But he says, Oe ve. And I go, every time I hear him say that, I'm like, is, is it a Jewish Seder? Because a Jewish Sater is something different. That's a meal. I know that. This is something I've noticed where I feel like Disney likes to work in little cultural tips of the hat because Robin Williams, Jeannie, I believe at some point, plays like, like he, as he's popping around into celebrity impressions and stuff, I feel like at some point he becomes like a moyle or something and has a, he has a similar moment where it's like, I know Robin Williams isn't Jewish, but I feel like

they just have these little things of like, isn't it funny that in, you know, Greek mythology, we're saying oe yvay like i just feel like they they have those little moments and do we know if it's a love letter from a jewish animator sort of doing a nod to their culture or is it a swipe from someone and we'll never know was it was or was it was a divino just improv where he was just like he improved oi v hey they're like i guess we have to keep it now how does that song go he sings in hercules i literally can't place it in my head uh it's like so you want to be a hero kid uh and then you know some more stuff That's the beginning of now I know that much. Oh, very quickly, I was going to say in all the years of cinema, since the Lumiers curated it, how have we never had Danny DeVito and Joe Pesci as opposite each other, as like brothers? Because they're both like little spunky Italian guys.

That's right. You didn't see them in the film Mirror Mirror from 2005, where they're just staring at each other going, hey, are you talking to me? Oh, come on, are you talking to me? It was a flop at the box office. It's also, out. hit.

TVT hit. It's also not too late because they're both alive and they're both in their 80s. I know this is dusty territory for the show because we kill a lot of celebrities by play. Well, come on. Lucey. Again, you're treating me like we're Italy. Okay?

Yeah. We mentioned celebrities and then they die. In credit, Joe Pesci will return in Avengers. Avengers Devido. Avengers DeVito. Oh, I'm back in the theater seat if Avengers DeVito hits. It's coming. I do like in our Italian-American or our Italian apology episode, we accidentally kill Joe Bechi and Danny DiVito.

Are you guys telling me, and be 100% honest, like, it's early in the morning. Let's not sort of fiddle-foot around this. Would you not watch a Disney Plus TV show that's Rocket Raccoon and Danny DeVito on like a road trip to the national parks or something? We wouldn't watch that? I'd gobble that up with a crazy straw. Yeah, I, Adel. I'm sitting down. I'm canceling my weekend plan.

I'm shutting the shades. Shutting the shades. I'm getting you on speakerphone and we're watching it together. Are you joking? Two of the better and most distinct angry voices in the history of the media, Danny DeVito and Bradley Cooper together? They can do no wrong. The dream team.

The squad. I did see Spider-Man and I did like it very much. and that's my update. Now, Aaron. What? JPC and I and Casey saw this at 40X and we very much enjoyed it. Not to speak to everyone. At the very end of the movie, well, we won't spoil anything by saying this.

At the very end of the movie, Punisher does something where he probably doesn't need to, but he's like, ah, ah, uh, uh, did you pick up on that at the very end of the movie? Okay. I did. Did you pick up on that? Were you awake for that part? And I said that Punisher got his powers by, he was bit by a bullet. And then JCP said, do you mean shot?

And I said, no, no. Bid by a bullet? He was bit by a bullet. That's how he got his powers. I do remember that part. You know what I was thinking? How glad I was to not be being punched in the back by Spider-Man and nauseous out of my mind while watching the movie. I was grateful to be in my non-moving scene.

seat watching the film. If you think that Spider-Man would punch you in the back, what have you done to kind of deserve? Because Spider-Man famously, Aaron, he doesn't punch people who don't deserve it. Yeah, never. I don't know. Superman punched me and I do good all over the place. Well, that's your competition.

Yeah. I do good. Oh, Casey said we were Spider-Man, Aaron, you fool. Oh, I see how it is. Yeah. Every guy wants to be Spider-Man. Aaron, when we saw 40X Spider-Man Bradenadegh, whenever Punisher was on the screen,

you could feel him giving you like a shoulder massage. Oh, okay, hold on. Which is kind of nice. Yeah, and it may have been, it may have been, now that I'm thinking about it, it may have been the guy behind me, but whenever the Hulk was on the screen, you could feel your neck being kissed just gently,

just gentle, sensual neck kisses. Okay, what a way to get away with kissing JPC or neck. Just make sure you buy a ticket. Don't let anything happen to them at 40X. Okay, okay. Can we just be serious for a second and go on a break? And then we're going to do these pasta riddles. Let's do some pasta riddles.

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That's rocketmoney.com.com slash riddle. R-I-D-L-E. All right. we are back and we are still so, so, what do we want to say? Sowie? Hungry. We're hungry. That's what I wanted to say.

And let's remember to save a little bit from each riddle to use for our sauce as like a binding agent at the end. Adel C. Wisdom. That's what you bring. That's what you bring to the table. JBC and I brought a pasta dish this morning and Adel said, I didn't bring anything to the table. Well, he said a little less Italian, I guess. I'd say a little more

I said you bring wisdom to the table, pal All right These are from Would it be inappropriate to call Marissa Tomey a pasta dish? No She is so beautiful Yeah Needlessly

I'm like you could be 40% less beautiful And I would still be completely dazzled by you Marissa Tomei Yeah she is needlessly beautiful It's I'm like obsessed with her Is she not the hottest woman you've ever seen Am I crazy?

There are starving kids all across this world. And Marissa Tomey's has the gall to be that beautiful? This is what I'm saying. Come on. There's starving kids all over the world. And yet, our queen eats every day. Save some for the rest of us.

Okay. Okay, I'm hungry for these pasta riddles. I'd like to put my penning in her. Let's do these riddles. Hunter, thank you so much for these. I like that Hunter addresses their letter with Good Day, Old Man Puzzles. Thank you.

Oh, I like that too. Can you, if you want in your emails from now on can be formally addressing Old Man Puzzles, because this is a tricky position to be in. It's a lot of pressure. So I appreciate that. Can I ask you guys in, there are some names that I have, there's only like one person that is, will always and for the rest of my life be tied to that name. And Hunter is one of them.

Because I had a server at an Applebeast once, and her name was Hunter. And I asked her, I didn't see anything vegetarian on the menu. And I said, I'm a vegetarian. And she was like, oh, I'm a pescatarian. And I was like, oh, okay, is there anything that you recommend on the menu? And she said, oh, I don't eat here. And I'll remember that hunter for the rest of my life. Representation of all hunters.

Yeah, hunters, let us know if you feel like that is. Never eat where you work. Your thesis statement as a group. Do you feel akinship to people who have the same name as you? No, because I'm a John. No, okay. Do you, Erin? Well, I do because seemingly like every woman born between 1989 and 1994 is named Aaron.

There was literally a thousand errands in the improv scene. And even my team wet bus would, you know Aaron Utick, our friend Raina's girlfriend. Yeah. She's close with your wife. I kind of know her as her own person. but that's cool that you I didn't have fired that way that's awesome

it's so good for you I'm talking about her in the context of Webbus but Webbus would call I was all on that I totally fucked you on that and you got fucked by it Oh God

so I went Erin you didn't if you're listening to this you need to like me 4% more than you like JPC and that's the rule I don't know how would the Italians handle this

okay you each slap one another with a glove and then let's see sometimes it's just fun to have fun you know what I'm saying um but WebBus would refer to me with my first and last name

and say like other Aaron and then she's Aaron which I totally understand like I have beta energy sure like Orange Starbursts but I was like I'm on the team and yeah I mean she was the best of us and still is but I got I have to call you Keith in my house or else my wife doesn't know who the fuck I'm talking about seriously truly but I mean Aaron's her best friend so if I say here it's just like yeah right well maybe maybe you have to say Shubadu or can you just say Beverly?

Well, Shubidu means something different at our house because Shubedu is my kid's stuff. I named the bear Shubadu. That's my, I named the monkey jack. A little nod. Anyways. We will, we will never do these busters. Yep, we'll never do them. Does your kids still call the bear Shubadoo?

Yep. And Shubidu is like number one favorite, favorite stuffed animal. JPC. Yeah. I'm not even kidding. I have such a hit rate with getting kids their stuffies. I think I've gotten maybe six of like they're, I just know how to pick them.

I don't know, energetically, I just know how to pick a stuffy. I do think so. Sometimes they will really beat the shit out of Shubidoo. And I'm like, I don't know what the relationship here is. Like,

you like this thing, right? But sometimes it's all about violence. So it's like, who knows? Yeah. Adel, I haven't anointed your kid yet with a stuffy. But when I do, it's going to be something that you're going to be mad at me for the rest of your life.

It's going to be like a little Danny DeVito. I mean, that's one, redundant and two, an embarrassment of riches. You did anoint them with stuffies. But those were rooms. You got them some Australian, a delightful array, a cavalcade of Australian animals. But those weren't like, those are to play with. I'm talking about I'm going to find the one. I'm keeping an eye out, but it has to be ridiculous and you have to be like, oh my God, I cannot believe.

If F-O-A-O-O-Schartz made like stuff, F-A-O-O-Shorts made like stuffed Danavitos, I mean, I don't buy them out? I would buy too at least. All right, here we go. I recently got some stupid pasta pun stuck in my head and decided to write a bunch more as a H-R-R-R-K category to exercise them. Wise. All of the answers are sound-alikes to the names of pasta shape slash varieties. Okay.

Some of them are very dumb. And then they said, enjoy question mark. Great. Thank you, Hunter. Here we go. I will. I plan to enjoy. I just thought of a fun little pun.

Please. No, never mind. It's dumb. Come on. No. I was going to say my favorite Italian food is tomatoesos, but I'm talking Marissa. I like it. Hey, I like it.

I want her feet in my mouth, Erin. Stuff on my neck, Aunt, yes, you may. Aaron's mouth has been wide open for like 40 seconds. I has genuinely good. I think maybe you have a chance with her. You ever make a joke so good, you actually end up being in the running for a woman's heart. Holy shit.

That's kind of my whole thing. I've solely relied on that. And that's how I plan to. to win your wife away from you. That's how I beat Shaq. The posture for when you manipulate the results of a theatrical award. Ooh, Tony,

rig the Tonys. Rig the Tonys. I would like to see a scene. JPC, you're going to have you be a theater actor, and Adel, you were in charge of all the envelopes backstage of the Tonies, and JBC, you're trying to switch out one of the cards to say you were a name. Get it right, Warren, get it right.

They downgraded you to the Tonies. You got this. just say what's on the envelope. Don't push it off to Annette Benny. Huh? You, you, hey, Mr. Biddy, are you all, are you all good? Is there anything that you need? I'm just checking in to make sure that you have everything you need.

Yeah, I just don't want a la-la-l-land situation on my hands again. No, for sure, yeah. So you've got all the categories. Mostly. Not memorized, but I have the envelopes here, and I'll definitely read whatever's on there and not shirk my duties. Gotcha. Try to make a comeback.

Bullworth 2 is due on streaming. Streaming soon. Just wanted to make sure that you have everybody in there. You've got Chester Flintwick. For the East Side Story. For what was it? East Side Story. Yeah, it's the...

I'm Chester. So I just wanted to make sure. And it's Flintwick. So I just sometimes I think that maybe someone might mispronounce my name. You know what? Why don't I just give you... Because I did it phonetic, and I think that probably will be helpful to you. And I'll just give you... You know, the Phoenicians were a very interesting people.

Also, did you know that yourself vain was probably about me? Is it vain for me to assume it was about me? I did not know that. I probably won't remember it if I'm being 100% completely honest, but I appreciate you saying it. I'll just give you, I'll just leave you this envelope with my name, phonetically spelled and I'll take that one. This is a red envelope says angry on it.

Let me open this here. Yeah, east side story really offended a lot of Italians. Our portrayal was, how do I, how you say unkind? Anyway. Hey, I'm presenting in a second. Where is the envelope? Is it, wait, who do I take it from?

Here, just take these here. You're both forcing out, ow, ow. I take these and take mine. Just take them. Who do I shoot? What? Hold on. Sorry.

Old man strength. What the fuck? Wait, oh my God. I saw you an East Side story. That was terrible. That was one of the worst pieces of theater I've ever seen. Oh, you were probably there on a normal night. But on a rarefications.

Italians versus the Irish and you're trying to jump on board with West Side Story's story? Come on. You didn't. Yeah, that's. Who's offensive? A tale is old as hard. That's beating the beast. Well, for sure.

No, now it is. Oh, did you guys hear that Bell and Sebastian are dating? Where you dating? Where are you getting your information? Well, I just saw a sign that said Bell and Sebastian and I. Great, I missed my cue and now they're not giving out best actor this year. Thanks a lot, guys. Wait, wait, I'll go on on stage. I'll do my thing.

I'll impress everyone. Shelf's going on stage. He trips, so we had the same idea. He really goes flying. He gets really hurt because two people hurt him. including one person with old man's strength he goes right into the pit breaks his collarbone

scene Ariana DeBose comes out wraps about it I love getting really hurt because two people hurt you double the hurt maybe I love the idea of two people having the idea

to shove someone at the same time and then I was like oh no double the straits it's like a double bounce on a trampoline um okay the pasta for when the front man of rush goes for relaxing

beauty treatment. Neil Perticini. The front man, that's a drummer. The front man is... I don't know that. I don't know this. Yeah, yeah. Spaghetti.

Yeah. Spaghetti. Spaghetti. What is it? Spaghetti Lee. Gettie Lee. Spaghetti Lee. Oh, Spaghetti Lee.

Is that what it is? Yeah. Spaghetti. Okay. That's great. Aren't they fine? Good poll on Gettie Lee, though. I was like, I think Neil Purt is the only one from

Rush that I ever would have. There's another famous person from Rush, though, right? Is it just Getty Lee and Neil Pert? I thought that there was one more whose name I would maybe know. I would never know anything like this. So I can't help you right now. You don't like Canadian progn up, Karen? I wish you so I wish you so much joy and peace. Looking at the other people from Rush, I don't know them. I don't know them at all.

I feel like the band I have the most trouble with is Fish, where I'm like, I know Trey Anastasio? Anastasio. And then I've heard the other names like a thousand times, but they just don't stick in my head. Yeah. No. Do you think people have that with Hey Riddleruddle where they're like Addererfai and

I want to say Jorby? Jorby. I think the girl might be Jorby. Jorby Seed. Jorby Seed. Jorby Seed. I think the guy on that show's name is Jorby Seed, but I only half with it. Jorby seed and who's the third one?

Okay, we're making notes myself to have Arnie Parrott do a new theme with Aaron's name replaced with Jorby. The relatable host is Jorby? Jorby. He says it for the question mark. He's trying to remember our name. All right.

The pasta for when you trip at the edge of a high cliff. Trip the edge of a high cliff. Fettile Ledgechini. Fetta Ledgechini. That's a cheetah. Precipista. Trip.

Fall. Fall. Fall. Fall. Fall silly. Depending on how you fall. Wow. That's awesome.

Fall silly is good. If you go limp, I guess it's be falsely. Oh, I had a tagline. Fall silly. Depending on how you fall. Seeing a person fall off a cliff, we put to their death and you're like, silly fall. A high cliff. I watched to the departures.

I watched to the departures. the other night. At first I thought Riley was making fun of me. Were you about to lose your Boston card? Yeah, I was. You had to like, you had to renew it? I think we were making dinner or something. And Riley was like, do you want to watch The Departed tonight?

And I was like, ha, ha. I'm getting made fun of because I watched The Departed too much. And he's like, no, really. And I was like, yes. But the part where Jack Nicholson says, she fell funny after she shoots a woman is so dark and so good. Yeah. He fell funny. And he improvised that.

Yikes. I think he improvised more that they cut. Let's do, I would like to see a scene. Great. From what I've heard, shoving's loved one off a cliff is a way that some people murder on like hikes and stuff. They're called Alpine divorces. Really?

Yeah. Holy shit. It's so common that there is a support group for people who almost had that happen to them. Just get a divorce, everybody. It's significantly easier. The scene is, so you two are a couple, you're on a hike in sort of a just, you know, know, long trail deserted, and you both are thinking that you're going to Alpine divorce the other, and it's come to the point where you both turn to do the thing on the edge of the eclipse.

What of you? Yeah. Gorgeous. You know, there's no amount of sunsets that I'm going to see that I'm going to think that I'm done seeing sunsets. Exactly. I'm so glad that you suggested this vacation. This is kind of the perfect thing for, you know, for after we both. cheated to kind of get the marriage back, you know, on track.

100%. 100%. And you know. So, so cool. It's like a great last. Hurrah. A last hurrah. That's, I was, oh my God.

You took the words right out of my mouth. Yes, a last hurrah. That's kind of how I see this trip going in a way. You know, it wasn't the cheating. For me either. It wasn't, it was, um. Sorry, I'm trying to start my villain speech. Oh.

It wasn't the cheating. It was finding out that you were Batman. Yeah, I know you're the Batman. Huh. Who? Why? Why do you think that? Why do I think that?

Hmm. First of all, you think I'm not going to notice the apology bracelet on my own husband's wrist when I fight him on top of the Empire State Building? Baby, lots of guys have butlers named Alfred. Okay. If that's what you're... If you're doing this whole thing based off of my butler's name, then that's crazy. I just said I saw your bracelet when I fought you on the Empire State Building. Aren't you wondering who I am?

Batman, bracelet. Oh, my God. You're Superman. What? No, I don't have it. I guess I don't have it. Who are you? Just in your...

You haven't figured it out? You were about to kill me and you didn't even know I was your nemesis? Kesska said what? Oh, on the cliff? No. Baby, come on. You're Batman. Yeah, for sure.

I'm going to push you off the side of the cliff now. And then you can yell while you're falling which Batman villain I am. I probably stay silent. I got a lot of stuff on my mind, so I'll probably just stay silent the whole way down. I'm... Oh, Ridler. Ridler. Are you fucking kidding me?

It's because of the clothes. Why do you dress like Ridler if you're not Ridler? Hold on. I like purple. Purple and green looks so good on me. Can I ask you a question? Can I ask you a question? What? I just told you...

Is Sandman, Batman, or Spider-Man? That, neither. Hmm. Isn't Sandman... Isn't Mr. Sand a Spider-Man thing? That's what I was asking. Uh, okay. Can I...

So, how many guesses do I have left? I was born in the dark. Born in the darkness. Born in the darkness. Are you man bat? Why don't they do a man-bat in the movie? I would rather you cheat on me a thousand times. Done.

Deal. Deal. Done. Deal. Shub. Save. I was the Joker You were the Joker

Fuck me, man I'm so bad at math You know But yes, the Joker I would have gotten there eventually The pasta For when you trip at the edge of a high cliff Sort of we mean

Sort of low High cliff You got fell Fell There's a pasta Farfell Farfell Far fell

Let's get through the rest of these Quick End of the pasta Yes please I want to These are Would be hard to take Into another episode

The pasta for when you catch a poker-faced actress in the game of chase. Natasha Leon. In a game of Chase. So you got her last name. Oh, Leon Gwine. Leon. Leon. Leone Rennie.

Leone. Leone. Leone Speed. Leone. Game of race. Game of chase. Where you end up having to touch someone. Tag.

Tag Leone. Tag Leone. Tag Leone. Tag Leone. Yes. The pasta for when you hear a noise a horse makes in a small, enclosure Winnie?

Yeah, nay. Penne. Penne. Penne. Penne. A scene we could have done for that one. A horse and a small enclosure scene the scene that never was. The pasta for one you can't find

any friends to put up preserves with. Jam, pal jam. Pal jam. Amigo jam. Jar. Jam. What's another thing that you put?

Jelly. preserves in that usually come in it from a store jar not a jar glass not a jar no um bottle made of tin made of tin can

yeah uh friend palcan can and you're by yourself Ken solo cano can cana cana cannellini yeah can alone Can alone Can alone

The pasta for when the door is locked And there's nothing you can do about it Punch the wallitini? This one is really funny and hard, but he, but they acknowledge it. Key, no key. No key. No key, yes.

Oh my God. The pasta for when you throw a party in honor of an Arabian spirit. Gin. Delgo. Come on. Is it a gin? No. Genie.

Jeannie. Jeannie. Jeannie. You thought, wait. So you throw a party in what? In honor of an Arabian spirit. Mastacholi. Mastagini.

Basta genie. Something genie. Something genie. Feta genie. Yeah, Feta genie. Fettuccini. Ferechini. Feree, Fede genie.

The pasta for when you've sent a letter to a French fashion and lifestyle magazine. Vogue. Is it Vogue? Is that it? No. You might not know this. It's a woman's name. It's a woman's L.

Same letter that, yeah, L. L. Tortelli. I told telly. But you sent a letter, so you wrote. Rote L. Rodel. Rodeo.

Oh. Routis. A different pasta. Just shouting pastas now. Okay, the pasta for when you propel an undersized boat with an undersized ore. Okay. Catini.

Okay, yeah, katini. Tini, got teeny. Okay. Bucatini, Boatitini. Canoe tini. How do you propel it with a? Roetini. Rotini.

The thing I said one second ago. I know. It's also what my favorite characters in Star Wars say. And then here's the last one from Hunter. The pasta for when you do a noisy dance number inspired by a Spanish sparkling wine. Whoa. Lamburska. This is, I think, one of my favorite pastas to say,

because Adel, you say it and you really put... Cagio peppy. That's... No, no, a different one. No, it's the other one that you say that makes me laugh. Bucatini. No.

What is it? It's a Spanish sparkling... You did a delivery of this pasta line in a scene maybe three years ago, Adel. Tortellini. Cavatapi. Cavatapi. Cavatapi.

Cavatapit. Capitap tap. Tapitap. But you said it... Oh, such a funny way in a scene that we did three years ago that now every time I say that pasta, I say it in the way he said it. Cavatapy.

Well, Hunter, many cavitappies. Minna cavitappies to you. Thank you for sitting this, Ritalson. And many more. We're going to be back with a very special guest off to this break. See you. See you next week. Aaron's falling off the cliff.

No. A high fell. You guys, I'm feeling a little unchallenged. You guys, I'm feeling a little unchallenged. Like I feel like I want some of these puzzles and riddles to be a little bit harder, a little bit more well thought out. Sure, sure, sure. Okay. Aaron, what walks on four legs, meows, eats cat food, shit. Let's just bring in Sandy.

Oh, great. We have Sandy here. Wait, is it me? Let me answer. It's Sandy. Sandy, thank you for swinging by just in the nick of time to bring us some professional riddles. Oh, what was going to happen if I didn't show up? you're probably going to give up quit

eat cat food on the floor or whatever we usually do oh okay well I'm glad to have saved you from your fate but I'm only going to be here for a few minutes so you got to prepare for what comes after there a few minutes oh god damn it I got somewhere to be guys

yeah makes sense what have you prepared for us today oh I have puzzles I have a puzzle I have several prompts in this puzzle this puzzle is called same name and the way it works is I have collected a bunch of names of

famous people who have the same first name, but different last names, and I have written a clue about both of their last names. And there's also a word in the clue that rhymes with their first name, just to give you an extra layer, of hinting. So, for example,

if I said, I'm yearning to do some Swiss bouldering soon, the answer to this would be A word for boulder and a word for yearning are both last names of someone whose name rhymes with Swiss. Can you come up with it? Chris Rock. Chris Rock.

Chris Rock and Chris Pine. Pine. Which means yearning. Yeah. But also is something you might see while you're bouldering, I guess. That's the game. If you're bouldering in pine country, which I want to do. Right.

I'd like to go bouldering in Pine Country if you catch my drift. I'd like to fuck Chris Pine. Thanks, guys. God. I wasn't catching your drift. A good-looking man who has, like, aged into a great-looking man. Oh, yeah. Chris Fine. Chris Fine. Chris Fine.

Chris Fine. Yeah. Throw your penis is slipping. Say that. Should we just do a Chris Pine theme puzzle? I can pivot. I love Chris Pine. I feel like, also I feel like Chris Pine would be very good. at our show. I think if we ever got Chris Pine on, I'd have to tone down the horniness.

Here's the thing, Jay. I think he'd be good because we'd pose a riddle. Like Aaron would be old man puzzles and she'd say the clues and he'd say anything and Aaron would be like, huh, yeah, that's it. And we'd be like, can you see? Say that to a handsome guy? But can we see the answers? And Aaron's like, no, I ate them. And it's just. Chris Pine, you have to unbutton another button on your shirt for every question you get wrong. We'd please strip This is just kind of how the show works, Chris Pine. I'm trying to form an insult in my head of, like, you guys don't know how I'd react because I've never

had someone handsome on the show before. Give me like 20 minutes. That's good. Yeah. That's kind of shitty to Sandy while he's here. No, no, not Sandy, though. I know, but maybe he's just saved that for a time where we don't have another guy who kind of told me in confidence. He's really worried about what Aaron thinks.

Is Chris Pine the most handsome Chris and the most handsome person named after Wood? Yes. Ooh. Ooh. What are other wood names, though? Aaron Taylor Johnson. Oh, what about Christopher Elm? Not a real person.

James Woods. Now, James Woods, no, but Hades? No. Yes. Hades? Yeah, doesn't James Woods play Hades in the anime in Herculees? Oh, sorry, yes. You're probably familiar with the Spanish Hercules or the French Herculee, Sandy. Call back to a month ago. I was thinking about Hades Town.

Oh. That guy's answer. All right. I'm ready. I'm ready. All right. So let's keep going. Question one. Even the leader likes to sell his wares aggressively. So one word rhymes with the first name and the other parts of the clue clue to last names. Can you read it one more time?

Even the leader likes to sell his wares. Stephen? Mm-hmm. It's Stephen? It is. And his wares the last name is where's the word that rhymes with the last name? And selling wares aggressively is the clue. Segal.

Wait, I'm so fucking, where do we get Stephen from? Even. Even. Even. I said even. Even the leader. Okay. Gotcha.

And the leader is another one. Boss. Steven. Think bigger leader. Stephen president. Yeah, Stephen president. Yeah. Stephen Universe, actually, would be a good.

Stephen Universe. Literally everything. No, it's not either of those. It's someone between universe and. Earth. Smaller than leading the world. Stephen continent. Just think of Stevens, maybe.

It's more Stephen than Stephen Gutenberg. Stephen. Oh, yeah, Gutenberg, Bible. What are some modern Stevens? Okay, wait, and what's the other word? It's selling wares aggressively. Root, Stephen Hawking. It's Hawking.

It is. Okay. Oh, Hawking. Like Hawking and King. Oh, yeah. Hocking is in King. Yeah, King. Yeah, King.

the leader and hawking is the cellgo is always. Oh, fuck. Goddain. That's good. All right. Her penmanship is too thin and blocky to be able to read. Her penmanship is too thin and blocky. It's obviously blocky. So we're looking for

a woman named. Sarah Chalky. Serra Chalky. Penmanship. The first name is the rhyme. So it's one word in this sentence. It's the first name rhyme. Jen? But I would go for, I would go for defining the last name. Ginmanship.

What was the second half of this? What was the last name? To thin. To thin. Oh, and Blocky. Blocky feels like one of them. Rocky. Cube.

Blocky is the clue for one of them. Blocky. So a last name that rhymes with Blocky. There's a homophon going on here too for the penmanship part. Is it Sunny and Square? Sunny and Square. Addle. take me

take me pick me choose me love me the rhyme is thin thin thin then when it's two syllables so the woman's name rhymes with win with thin yeah

with thin I'm sorry gin Jennifer no uh win all right and blocky is a word that means

actually the opposite of thin Bolky Lin Fat All right Penmanship is to Writing Writing

Right that's the last name Right Robin Wright Robin Wright Robin Wright and Robin Is not a woman The second one's not a woman Robin

Robin Thick Oh God I've done about my friend Robin Thick is so long My friend It's cool that we got it Without any help from Sandy What a team we make

All right, here's about, here's one, and both of these people are deceased. I've seen a stand-up comic guy who is getting crazier and crazier. I've seen a stand-up comic guy who's getting crazier and crazier. I've seen a standard comic guy, he's getting crazy and crazier. It's kind of a slang term for a comic. Penis. And what does it mean to get crazier and crazier? Wild.

Wilder? Gene Wilder and Gene Jackman Hackman You're a hackman Standup Coms at Hackman, yes

How about I prepared this dish of pork and venison It was heaven Kevin Bacon And Kevin Hart

Heart Wow You guys are smart Now we're in it Uh, her interest went straight from shrubs to lichen. Her interest went straight from, Kate Moss. Kate Moss. Kate Moss.

Kate Moss is lichen. Lichen. Oh. And her interest Kate Hobbs. Kate Bush. Wow. There you go. Yeah.

Okay. Bush. Kate, it's two natural sounding kates out there. Yeah. Kate Bush. That's why I thought that you meant Moss for Bush. But that Moss is not Bush. Moss is not bush. That makes sense.

No. No. Now we're talking about pines and bush and moss. We should get them all together in the forest and have a campfire. Yeah. No waking. It's just s'mores. How about I have a knack to only draw in monochrome.

Nack. Jack? Jack white and Jack Black. Jack Black. Jack Black. Jack Black. white, that's it. Wow. Wow. That's sick. Yeah. And that checkered pattern of black and white is called a quade. So all ska fans wear quade vans? All scoff fans wear quade vans. That's correct. I was skanking in my quade vans. A quade is close enough to plaid in spelling that I kind of thought you were telling the truth. Like,

Quaid. Yeah, right? Like, black and white patterns sort of like plaid and then quade is sort of like plaid and it's like, that seems like a real fact. I'm not smart enough to have an example of this, but you know how like there are some words that are like that sounds so similar and they mean the same thing? Sure. No. Okay, well, if I, hey, Sandy, if I were smart enough to have an example

of it, man. We could just say things now, right? I really, I would really knock you on your ass with that. Sandy, it's really nice to have another smart person on the show with me for a change. I'm really refreshed by it. For instance. Scott versus Quaid is like Roe versus Wade. Supposedly and supposedly different words, but they mean almost the exact same thing. Are you talking about, wait, you're saying about words that are almost the same, but they, I'm so sorry.

No, I love it. The same thing? Yeah, words that sound very similar but mean very similar and mean like the same thing. Someone out there listening in listening land will have something for. for this. I think of anyway, it would be Sandy. I don't know what you're talking about. However, it reminds me of something called

False Friends. Do you know about False Friends? Oh, yeah. I know about false friends. And I'm looking at two of them. Whoa. Just because we think you're dumb and we're not defending you. Come on. Sandy Aaron, what you do? False friends are words in other languages that either

are spelled exactly like an English word. So it seems like that's what the word is. Or they represent, they seem like. like they have a similar etymology to a English word, but they in fact don't. And so it's this false sense of connectedness, but it's actually wrong. So, for example, one of the more famous ones is Embarazada in Spanish sounds like you mean you're embarrassed, but it actually means pregnant. So it's the kind of word where you read it.

You're like, I know enough Spanish to know that that's probably got the same root as embarrassed, so it's probably means embarrassed. No, it means pregnant. It's totally different. Interesting. Or like how pain in French, if you use the word pain in French, it means bread. Aba pa. A ba pa.

Ah, I broke my leg. Ambon pine. Aubon pan means the good pain, which is the sensation you get when you have celiac and you eat bread. Is that a spinoff? The more you know. We're going to get shut down. By who? In Denmark, the word for food is M-A-D.

so it seems like you get angry every time you go to the store. Oh. Wow, that's fun. Yeah. All right. Well, enough of language for him. Let's move back to these dumb puzzles. Question, whatever we're on.

I took a long, calm boat ride to the Netherlands. Long, calm boat ride. Swiss. Long. So did you say a long, palm, Calm? Calm. Calm.

I said calm. Calm. Calm. I said calm. You might say calm. And that would throw you off, but I say calm. Calm. Calm.

Calm. Dom. Dom. Amici. Dom Deloese. Yeah. Do you say Dom? Like Dom del Louise?

Yeah. Is it Dom? No. No. Calm. It could be... It's very close to Dom. A much more common name.

Tom. Tom. Tom. Tom. Ron Tom. Pick your favorite Tom's and we'll look get there. Tom Hanks, right off the bat.

What is that new for you? Oh, boy. Can you read the prompt again? A long boat ride to the Netherlands. Tom Holland. There you go. Yep. And how do you get there?

It's long boat ride across the Atlantic. Cruz. You got to take a cruise. Tom Cruise. Oh, my Lord. Oh, my Lord. We've heard of Tom Cruise, right? No.

Oh, I'm sorry. He's like the adult. Tom Holland, right? You should get Tom Cruise on your show. That would be fun. What would we ask him? I think we'd be given a list of what. Tom Cruise is one of those people that I never want to ever have any interaction with

because I like the way he is in my mind. And every time I learn anything about him, I'm like, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Tom makes movies very, very well. And I don't know anything else about him. I think all his movies are shot like Lord of the Rings. Frodo and Gandalf scenes

like it's all Oh force perspective Tom is like six inches in front of the camera And then whoever else is like 20 feet back Right or that he's standing on an apple crate Yeah in my head I was like you think that that's what Like do I thought you flipped it And you're like that's why he seems so short

Okay Aaron can you imagine Lord of the Rings But instead of Elijah Wood it's Tom Cruise Yes yes we keep telling you yet Can you imagine him running to order? Yes. That's all I can imagine. I'm ready for another. I'm ready. I'm warmed up. All right. You owe me for this electrified soup. Come get out of my cold dead hands, bastard. That's the point. Soup. Bill. Soup. Soup. Stu. You owe me.

Debt. Joe. Joe. It's actually the two words together. Oh me. rhyme for this electrified soup. Naomi. Watts. Oh, Naomi is so good. Naomi Watts and Naomi Campbell. Campbell.

Campbell. Campbell. Wow. Goddoll. Do you like that, Sandy? I'm like a cat getting shots at the vet when you make me think. That is like I have the physiological response when my brain starts moving and working. I'm like, oh my God, get me out of here.

This hurts. It hurts the thing. My brain is moving today like I got cat shots. How about this one? I got a large endowment to study new car mechanics. Grant. Huge. Grant.

New is Hugh. Grant is one of the names. Hugh Grant. Hugh. Lori. Lori. Lori could work. It's a truck.

Because it's a car, right? Or a truck in England. Got a large endowment. I mean, how many hues are there? Grant. I can only think of two, but I guess Lori. Jackman. There we go.

Jackman. A Jackman. A Jackman. Now that's a guy who I bet would be great with any guest spot you give him. He seems very gregarious. He does. I think he could do anything. Not long ago we reviewed sheep detectives.

Did you see sheep detectives? No, but I've heard it's delightful. It's delightful. It's great. Too sad. Don't watch. Tuesday. Don't watch for sure.

It just, the one thing I will say about it is, God, I would have loved more Hugh Jackman in that movie. I understand why there couldn't be, but what a presence. I was at, I did an event once, I think, in Dallas, and I went straight from the airport to my event and then straight to the airport afterwards. So I was there for a few hours. But this event was on like the 15th floor of this high-rise depository.

Jesus, Chris. Come on. It was weird. All these rifles played about. Some things are off here This office building And I was looking at the window And there was like an amphitheater

Or like maybe it was the stadium But a few blocks away it was lit up So clearly something was going on So I was like oh whatever's going on Because it's clearly not a football day And I looked it up and it was Hugh Jackman on tour Which I did not know It was I think he did

It was just him doing his stuff Show tunes and stuff That's pretty cool Yeah that's cool so Good for him All right a couple more Oh yeah Sure. All right. Let's keep it going. This

toupee wearing Detroit Piston got the last shot in at the buzzer. Went through some hoops for this one. Oh, that's a funny plan word. God damn it. Isaiah Thomas, Joe Dumars. Is it toupee?

The rhyme? No. Whig. Kristen Whig. Piston wig. Yeah. Kristen Whig. Kristen. Bell. I shot at the buzzer.

Bell, buzzer. Bell. Chris. Yeah. Wig and Bell. Wig and Bell. Wig and Bell. The attorneys at law.

The Wig and Bell, I think, is a pub in a house. Did you guys, now this will be dated. Did you guys hear Kristen Bell's, like, newest single? No. So the entire Frozen soundtrack has been big in my house lately. But the other day, Mariah played me, I guess, look, I didn't do my research on this. This is something that my wife played me,

but she was like, this is Kristen Bell singing, and it sounds like AI. I'm not sure if Kristen Bell used AI to write a song, but it doesn't sound like Kristen Bell. It sounds like somebody fed Kristen Bell's voice through a computer. And we listened to like 45 seconds of it, and I was like, but she has a great voice, right? What's, what if, I don't understand what people are doing

when they have beautiful voices. Huh. I'll get to the bottom of that. Try to find anything about it. How about this one? Be a kind dude and you'll earn your place in history well after you're gone. Jude Law. Jude? Jude.

Dude? Dude is not the rhyme. Jude law is good, though. Are there other Jews? Jude. Jude. From the Beatles. From the Beatles.

Do you a kind dude. and kind and you'll earn your place in history well after you're gone Gone Gone, Sean Could be Sean Okay

Uh Gone could gone Is it gone Sandy? It is gone is the Ryan Gone Gone Sean Penn Sean Beam

Wait is it really Sean Is it not? No Ron? It's a simpler name Ron Ron? Ron?

Ron's good simpler Not simpler than Ron Sorry more common John John good man John good man And John

Can you read the whole thing again Earn your place in history Well after your book Earn your place in history John legacy John legend John legend John legend

John legacy John legacy John legacy John legacy Is that the one with Jared Letto in it That's the John you play Every time it gets a different rule set that you have to touch.

That's right. That's right. Bodies avoid death and store their money here. Burrough. Boney's. Burrow is not right, but you're thinking correctly. Ooh. The fuck.

Bodies. Bink. Digg. Bank might be a place you store your money. Taira Banks. To go back from there. Elizabeth Banks. It is Elizabeth Banks.

What was the Elizabeth part of that? Death? Elizabeth, death. Elizabeth, death. Okay. You try rhyming Elizabeth. I dare you. I don't want to. Let us go.

Let us go. Elizabeth Banks. Taylor. Elizabeth Taylor. Well, what's the part of the clue you haven't used yet? Bunny. I don't know. Bunchibis.

Oh, here. Hears. No, that's. Bunny, where do buddies live? Dens. No, they live in. Burroughs. Burroughs?

Burroughs is one word. There's another word for it. Elizabeth. Elizabeth Hull. You got two data points here. It's where bunnies live and it's in Elizabeth. Elizabeth Cage. She is not in entertainment.

She's not an entertainment. So is this just a person you know? It's just a person I know. So I'm going to high school of Sandy. Elizabeth Terrarium? Is it Elizabeth Terrarium? Wait, where do bunnies live? It's not a burrow.

It's another word for burrow? Historical in the sense that they are making history, but they're not dead. Yeah. Elizabeth Warren. Warren. They live in a Warren. I was thinking Habitat, but a group of bunnies is a Warren, right? No, I know.

The Warren is where they live. A group of bunnies, I don't know. I don't think I know. I've never heard of, I've never heard of that. A fluff of bunnies. In a Warren, it's just another word for a hole. Actually, the most popular and widely recognized collective down for a group of rabbits is a fluffle. I think that's wrong.

Yeah. Oh, my God. And I said flu, so I was like so. close. You were close. Did you write this, AI? Yeah, I've written a lot of those. He's busy.

I'm pretty busy. I got JetGPC running nonstop in the background. Shit. I got a few more. The dill around my entryways always shrivels up and dies. Bill? Bill. Holy.

Bill Hayter. No. Bill? No. Camp. Bill, around my entryways, always shrivels up and dies. Bill Dorman. Yes, it's Bill Dorman, a guy I went to high school with.

Bill Foyer. No, Bill Foyer, what's the other high school? Bill Gates, Bill Gates. You're like, I'm just going to try this out. Does it sound good in the air? Yeah, I know. I did it. I did it exactly that.

Okay, so Bill Gates and what's the other one, Bill? What did you say? What did you say, Addle? Bill Withers. Bill Withers. Of course. We don't like the withers? No, I do.

I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. Okay. All right, Sandy.

Can we do one more? This cryptid is full of pepth today. Cripted. Jake. Take it from me. Jake? Yeah, I like that. Is it Jake?

No. Take it for me. Sandy is a state. Crypted. Crypted has to be one of the rhyming words, right? I just realized this includes someone who has to be. I, who is famous, but I wouldn't have been able to get it. One of them.

So I was looking at people with his first name. Sorry. Anyway, take for me. This scripted is full of pep today. And say, names that Jake is not the... Jake is not right. Pep? Is it pep like a chef?

No, no, take is the right rhyme, but it's not... Oh, take is the right rhyme. And it's not Jake, bake, rake, make... Well, it's another word for having a lot of pep. Zip. Pizzazz. Rhymes with Jake.

Energy, pep, spirits. Coke. What's another word for? Mike Piazza. No, you're feeling very, it's an adjective. You're very. Energetic. Jazzy.

Or jazzed very. Jazzed on. It's a woman and a man. The two names here. One's a woman, one's a man. Very Ventura. Very. And it's the same first name.

And it rhymes with eight. Blake lively. Wow. And Blake. Krypton. Griffin. Griffin. Wow.

Well, that tuckered me right out. Good night. Wait, wait, hold on. Which one, Sandy? Which one was the one that you weren't going to be able to get? Griffin. I don't know who Blake Griffin is. He's a former Detroit Piston, ironically. Is he? Mm-hmm.

Okay. And he was married to Ryan Reynolds. They got married on a plantation, Sandy. How do you not know this? Oh, I unsubscribe from Plantation Weekly. Yeah. Well, thank you so much, Sandy. Where can people find you?

Where can people follow along with the shit that you do? Well, as always, I'm making rattles at rattle. That's an anagram of ladder. It's a daily word game that I make where you are transforming words into other words. It's very wordplay heavy. I'm still making that. As of today, when we record this, I have no idea when this is coming out. So I might be dead by then or have quit making these.

I also do team building at corporate team building and other puzzle-based things at Mystery League, which you can Google Mystery League. Although there is a public access, not public access, public television TV series for kids called the Mystery League, I think in Alabama. I keep getting Google alerts for them. So should I sue? I don't know. Yeah, for sure. Oh, yeah. Alabama Public Television has deep pockets, Sandy.

You go get yours. Next time we see you, you're going to be living on a fucking golden castle. They're going to make me subscribe back to Plantation Weekly, Tammy. All right. Bye, Sandy. Bye. Adel, anything to plug, Forman, anything you want to chat about, anything you want to get off your chest. I encourage everyone to get off your phone.

Don't do that. Shrug off work. Don't do that. And get over to Italy. Glorious Italy, the countryside, Roma, Venice. The leading Tower of Pisa. Everywhere you go in Italy is going to be good food, great people. And I just want to really promote their tourism.

Yeah. And we have no stake in that. We love you, Italy. We love Italy. Aaron, is there anything you want to plug a promoter? If you're in Los Angeles, I have a variety show that I do out here called Quality Time. That is one Sunday every month. It's a true variety show.

I'm really proud of it. If you want to check us out on Instagram to figure out the details, that's where you'll find it. Also, I want to plug the mandatory improv show. It's at the Wejust Theater at 730 on Tuesdays now. It's run by a couple of Chicago improvisers. And I always have the best time when I go. And if you are a, if you're just in L.A. and you're looking for something to do, but also if you're a young improviser in L.A., I think that a lot of times people will reach out to me and ask me, like, what shows to see and where to meet people. I would say, that is the show to show up for and just introduce yourself to the hosts and they will guide you towards the right people. It's a really great show and I can't recommend it enough.

GPC, any review to read or anything you'd love to plug? Yeah, let's read a review. If you want to get a five-star review featured on the show, just leave us one. Anywhere you leave reviews, this one is from Steve the Raccoon. It says, finally, a podcast that speaks to me in parentheses a raccoon. I, a raccoon, who gains sentience when struck by lightning whilst peeing in an Italian fountain. Wow, Italian. Look at that.

This is from over a year ago. We're aligned in our life path. Have been looking for podcasts that love raccoons and dunk on possums. Finally, a podcast that gets it. Well, hey, thank you, Steve, the raccoon. Maybe even an Italian raccoon doesn't say in the review, but could be peeing in an Italian fountain. Probably not a lot of those around.

You know what I'm saying? Amen. Hot dogs, even. The hot dogs. Created by Adel Leroy. Starring, Aaron, Chief. Have already parents in the meals. Hey there, chats and boxes.

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