Hey Riddle Riddle - #43: He's Mimble!!!

Episode Date: May 15, 2019

This episodes got it all! 1. A new name for our listeners 2. A new tv show on we created 3. A public service commercial for PAWS 4. Billie Jo Armstrong's real height and Nelly Furtado's too real life! 5. We have all new bespoke riddles created by our friend Pad Connelly! Listen, laugh, love us and hate riddles. #WiddleWednesday Oh also 6. We sing way too much in this.Starring:Adal RifaiJohn Patrick CoanErin KeifEditing by: KJ SnyderTheme by: Arne ParrottLogo by: Emily Kardamis & Emmaline MorrisWant more? Get Weekly Bonus Eps on Patreon!Want merch? Visit our TeePublic Store!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is a head gum podcast. Welcome back all you riddients. It's Hey Riddle Riddle. I'm Adler Fine. I'm JPC. I'm Aaron Keith. That was rude. Don't want to be an American ready yet put it in the purse. You post post What was that? I literally told myself I will not do that musical no, but I heard the soundtrack for it. Yeah, it's pretty you know what song I think is super catchy what one Oh wow you do some some One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, two, one, two, one, two, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, two, one, two, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, two, one, two, two, one, two, one, two, two, one, two, two, one, two, two, two, one, two, one, Everyone were wine and tell me how this happens Welcome back, Ritiyah. This is hey riddle riddle. I'm at all. Refin. I don't think you could say Ritiyah anymore Wait, really? Adolf, Adolf's canceled. Oh no Do you think that our face? Wait, can I explain myself? No, Ritiyah is short for rheumatoid arthritis. It is that's better

Do you think our fans would consent to being calledydians as the thing that I don't think anyone wants to have a negative connotation to where? To tweet us at American Rydian. If you prefer we call your Rydians, if you prefer we don't, tweet us on American Rydian. Would you rather be a Rydian or a Puzzle Bissol or a Duky? Was that a Green Day album? Yeah, it was for sure. on American Ridea. Would you rather be an Ridea or a puzzle basalt or a dukey? Was that a Green Day album? Yeah, it was for sure.

It was one of them. For sure, Duke E was a Green Day album. But I told you guys, before we started recording, not two minutes ago, I do not want to talk about Green Day. You say you don't want to be Avengers spoilers. I didn't want to sing. DBC didn't want to talk about Green Day and you didn't want any Avengers spoilers. Yeah, Billy Joe. I sing a movie, but I don't want to be Avengers spoilers. I didn't want to sing. DBC didn't want to talk about Green Day and you didn't want any Avengers spoilers. Yeah.

Billy Joe movie, but I don't want to. I don't want to spoil it. Billy Joe is beat the shit out of me on three separate occasions. Billy Joel beat the shit out of me on three separate occasions. Billy Joel beat the shit out of me on three. Wow. And how many times did you deserve it out of three? I would say three out of three. That's what I thought. It was a turkey. The perfect game for Billy Joe beating the shit out of me. You know, he's five one. Who?

Billy Joe. Joe Armstrong? Really? Yeah. No, I don't know. I was just what you do. You do. You do.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I was just what you do. You did it. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Are you old man puzzles or what? Are you old man puzzles or what? What? Arita, you try to pick me up. Is that your pick-up line of the bar? Hey, um... Are you old man puzzles or what? Hey, sorry, I, uh, my friend and I were looking over here and we thought like maybe... I'm here with my wife. What? I'm here with my... It wasn't tucking in you.

We're divorced. Oh, I just, uh, my name is Scooch between two of you. Hey, my friend and I just were like, Is that all the muscles? Is that all the muscles? I'm sitting at the bar and you just scooched in front of me. Yeah. You know, we did it. Is that scooch in front of someone who's sitting on a stool at the bar?

I know what I did. I'm gonna order a drink in a second. I, we were like, Is that all the muscles? Is that all the muscles? Like, I did. Oh my god. Are you drinking anything?

Yeah, I'll have a martini, I guess. I'm a bartender. Oh. I'm not picky. I'm not hitting on you. Kid, I get picky I'm not hitting on you kid. I get you do order something bartender. Would you get her a martini and then also the tab for them? Okay, now who is who? I'm his wife ex-wife and I'm the bartender and we have different voices and who is old man puzzles? JPC JPC it's a C-E-Z!

Oh, two-three! Oldman Puzzles, I will be oldman. Do and some, Tiley too much singing on this week's episode. Should we start over? Yeah, we should. Sorry, I'm under water now. All right, it's going very good out of here.

I will be Oldman puzzles this week. And what a week it is. Let's do a quick news and recap of the week. You said, Zoyd Burgan out of here. Is that a, is that a, all that reference? Remember Zoyd Burgan? Is that a fun job? What to do with that?

Do I grind the show to a halt? I already did. And beat my friend. Burbley. For a thing. And beat my friend. Burbley. For a thing. I'm your friend. Thank you, Sid. Everyone, hoping that it would be the start of something fun.

JPC's my friend. Let it slide. Let it slide, or like I was always burger. Welcome to the Zoy burger. Can I thank y'all? I'm not paying attention. I'm looking at my cherry tomatoes thinking if I should have anymore and risk a tummy egg. What do you think, Ad tummy egg What do you think at all? Addle what do you think here's what I think I think

We should record some video while doing the podcast and I'm gonna take those cherry tomatoes And I'm gonna toss them into your mouth like a blue man would they're gonna hit me in the eye You're gonna hit you in the eye and that's gonna be good podcast That's a bad show no one should listen to it old tomato. I keep mm-hmm So I have a very special episode. Now I know that everything that you've listened to thus far is proving to be the opposite, but I do actually have a very special episode planned because we- Emissator special. Special. I would never hope to presume to call what we are doing good.

Yeah, CBS doesn't air the special life there. The good life. Yeah, CBS doesn't air the special doctor. They air the good doctor. NBC doesn't air the special place. That's ABC. Huh? What? I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. Fucking comedy police over here. Oh, yeah, a doctor. You got pulled over by the comedy police. Do you know the Billy Joe is 5-1? I didn't know that. Do you know that Billy Joel is 51? I have heard that.

Yes. We have a very special episode because all of the riddles that we are doing on today's episode have been submitted by a very... What do you know? By... What the fuck is wrong with you? I don't know.

What the fuck? Damn! I did the same thing and got called his friend. Aaron, you fucked up. That was so funny. Am I right? By a very special friend of ours. So this is all by one person that we know.

Not a good friend, a special friend. I would go so far as to say this is an NBC's The Good Friend of ours. This is a fellow world news tonight cast member, Patrick Connolly. Oh, the best. Yes, Pat is the best. I asked Pat shortly before we recorded tonight. I was like, Pat, we're going to use some of the riddles that you submitted. I'm going to give you credit

at the top of the episode. How would you like me to give you credit? Like, what would you like me to read off as your credentials? I guess he did not know that I was fucking with him when I said that. So he sent me over some real things that I will read, which is, I never intended to give him any credit. But if you like these reddles that Pat is sending out, you can find Pat on his own podcast. He's got a podcast on arcade audio. He is the host of the Our Father podcast.

Aaron, I've been on it before. I've been on it before. I believe you both been on that podcast before. It was a blast. He's also a writer on the Comedy Sports trivia show, Let's Sleeping Dogs Lie. And that's, if you're in Chicago, that's a comedy sports.

It's Mondays at 8 p.m. And you can also see Pad doing world-nice at eight in 10 with the three of us knucklebags. He was on Jeopardy. He was on Jeopardy. Pad was on Jeopardy. He lost to... He lost on Jeopardy!

Baby! Also, Pad is the one who brings the snacks to world news. So if you ever see us eating jelly beans in between shows, you can thank Pat. If you ever see me eating snacks, you say a fucking prayer to think, Pat, for the snacks that I'm eating, because guaranteed that those snacks came from that man.

Are these riddles he created or riddles he found? Adel, I'm so fucking thankful that you asked me that question. Thank you. Adel, so Pat says, hey gang, love all three of you and the podcast. So the fourth person in the room, the podcast. Did he rank us?

Yes, Aaron. Do you want me to read the rankings that he put on here? And Aaron, let me tell you before I finish this question. You do not. You do not want me to read this. All right, let's keep moving, man. Pad says it a trivia geek. He was on Jeopardy.

There's nothing that makes me happier than the overwhelming feeling of smugness of getting an answer before anyone else. And I'm at my happiest when I'm listening to this show. Wow, Pats, thank you. Yeah. I'm also a big fan of the word games. Front hand, the compliment.

So I thought I'd help out by including a hint in each of these riddles. So he did give a hint in each of these riddles. So he did give a hint in each of these riddles, but the answer is hidden within each riddle as an anagram. And if you need a hint, me as Oldman Puzzles will share some of the text as bolded, and that will be your hint for the puzzle.

And I'm sorry you said he did create these? Pad created all of these himself. Oh yeah, and I guess if you do want something to write with, then you can. But the- Here, let me cut your finger real quick. Okay, I'll use it by blood, my own butter, using it. The hint is, after I read the riddle,

if you do need the hint that I can give you what text is bolded, and that is an anagram for the answer. Perfect. Does that make sense? Okay, cool. Of course it makes sense. Great. My friend. Good friend. Well, you're really milking this friend thing, which was just a slip of the tongue of my part. Alright, so as an example, since we usually start off with a warm-up, a pad has provided a warm-up.

So I will give you, I will just give you the full text of the rental. Solve this one and JPC will cite a pet. There's an anagram hidden in there. Spaghetti. Yes, correct. Spaghetti about it. The bolded text in there is cite a pet, which is an anagram for the word spaghetti. This rules.

I'm having so much fun and not just because I'm winning, Adel. And Adel. Aaron to Roppershure. Yeah. She me a hand in her right hand. It's the world champion. And I'm wearing Mia Ham's sports bra. So that works.

Not a similar sports bra. Mia Ham's sports bra. That cost me $80,000 and I don't regret it. I remember how people thought that was scandalous. Yeah. And it's like the most normal fine thing. Anyways. What a woman's body.

Yeah, everyone was like, What is that tone? Yeah, you're more like a little bit. All right, I'm ready for another one, JBC. Okay, so this next one is a little bit longer. But again, I'm not gonna give you where the amagram is until we've got to, yeah, exactly. Nobody ever wants me around.

When I'm least wanted is when I am found. You may learn about me from a bad teacher or the long-winded sermon of an old preacher. Really about certain? Yet. And Pat does say that if Adel talks in the middle of these riddles, I'm allowed to hit you as hard as I can. Which, by the way, is like the whisper of a leaf. Or long-winded sermon of an old preacher.

Yet I can be I can be banished by a good book or by giving your local red box a look. I'll stick close beside you when we're alone, but invite your friends over and I'll fly from your home. I can be found all alone in a bedroom. If I'm with you, it's your fault for giving me headroom. Lonelyness. Got real salacious at the end. Is it Nelly Frittado?

Do you think that headroom is code for? Well, the way you said it, you said I'll give you headroom. Oh, got you. Is Nelly Frittado, okay? I mean, she's fucking fantastic. Okay. Why do you say that? I just haven't heard anyone, fucking fantastic. Okay. Why do you say that? Why don't you have a hair at anyone lunch and hair on time?

Didn't she do that song with Timba Land? And then she had, I'm like a bird and she's Canadian, so she's got healthcare. Yes. Yes, queen, yes. Yeah, okay. All right, I'm actually glad I asked. I feel like I feel a little cumber to this.

I still think. Can we stop and can someone Google Nelly Frattado? Yep, yeah, and see. Okay. And also, wait, JPC, you Google Nelly Frittata to see if somebody's made that joke. Aaron. Yeah.

Yeah. Aaron, you're gonna Google Nelly Frittata. Oh, she has a great little pixie cut. Mm-hmm. Oh, that turned off the lights the song that I saw. So she was born in 78. Okay, Nelly Frittata, when you Google that, you get, and I image search, you get a bunch of

pictures of St. Louis rapper Nelly eating an egg-based breakfast dish, and it's like thousands of these pictures. And it looks like they're not doctored at all, and they're all different frittata. Does anybody have a image that says it's getting hot sauce in her? No, that has not been done, but there are several for Tottas that have little band-aids over them. Okay, she made an album called The Ride in 2017. So, sounds like she's doing pretty good. She's doing great.

With such tracks like pipe dreams, cold hard truth, sticks and stones. Sounds like she's going through something. So you're right. Yeah, she did separate from her husband in 2016. Who is that? She married the leasinger some 41, right? Yeah, she was in Max Payne the movie and she has a child whose name is Nevis. Nevis, yeah. Unfortunately. Oh, he's the maybe Nevis doesn't do our show. Sneaking very part. Oh, she married a sound engineer.

Sorry KJ. KJ KJ thumbs up thumbs down to know for Tato. Thumbs up Aaron real quick. NJPC three part harmony in Ellie for Tato on like a bird. One, two, three. I don't know where my home is. I'm like the bird, I'm like a bird, I'm like a bird, I'm like a bird, I'm like a bird, I'm like a bird, I'm like a bird, I'm like a bird, I'm like a bird, I'm like a bird, I'm like a bird, I'm like a bird, I'm like a bird, I'm like a bird, I'm like a bird, I'm like a bird, I'm like a bird, I'm like a bird, I'm like a bird, I'm like a bird, I'm like a bird, I'm like a bird, I'm like a bird, I'm like a bird, I'm like a bird, I'm like a bird, I'm like a bird, I'm like a bird, I'm like a bird, I'm like a bird, I'm like a bird, I'm like a bird, I'm like a bird, I'm like a bird, I'm like a bird, I'm like a bird, I'm like a bird, I'm like a bird, I'm like a bird, I'm like a bird, I'm like a bird, I'm like a bird, I'm like a bird, I'm like a bird, I'm like a bird, I'm like a bird, I'm like a bird, I'm like a bird, I'm like a bird, I'm like a bird, I'm like a bird, I'm like a bird, I'm like a bird, I'm like a bird, I'm like a bird, I'm like a bird, I'm like a bird, I'm like a bird, I'm like a bird, I'm like a bird, I'm like a bird, I'm like a bird, I'm like a bird, I'm like a bird, I'm like a bird, I'm like a bird, I'm like a bird, I'm like a bird, I'm like a bird, I'm like a bird, I'm like a bird, I'm like a bird, I'm like a bird, I'm like a bird, In the car I went do not sing. So what in this reddle do you think that Nelly Frittata is it?

Or Frittata? Oh right. We're solving a reddle. Did I get it right? Frittata. Yes, we're solving reddles. And your answer was? Loneliness.

Loneliness is incorrect. Addle, boredom is correct. Can I say something? No, no. You can't. I don't want to put pad on blast. Uh-huh. Because pad's a very good friend. He's currently in Ireland. I don't want to put Pat on blast because Pat's a very good friend. He's currently in Ireland. He's a wonderful, wonderful friend. He did a riddle for the

season two finale of Hello from the Magic Tavern as his bridge troll character, and I'm pretty sure boredom wants to answer for that one. Well, maybe this is saying something a little deeper about Pat and kind of things that he's going through right now. And he's thinking about these riddles while he's going through right now. Yeah. And he's thinking about these riddles while he's listening to our podcast. So maybe our podcast is very bored. Done. But we finally had a magic tevern,

a little crossover. That's true. Besides my young dude in the ad. Does anyone know, and Arnie was on the show. Do? Arnie Parrot did the theme song. The theme song, yes. Did anyone know the word that was in that

that had an anagram for boredom? More head. What was it? Headroom. Headroom. It was bedroom. Headroom doesn't have a lot of the letters that boredom has. You know that character, Max Bedroom, the 80s character.

Cool. So I would like to see a scene, Aaron in this scene, you will be playing Nelly Frattato and Adel, you are going to be a fan who has met Nelly Frattato and Adel, you are going to be a fan who has met Nelly Frattato on the street and you're going to just be wondering what she's been up to for the past few years. Dead stop, that's a dead stop. That's not her thing going for that one.

She's coming her own stop. Yeah, I think because no one else is going to or how else are people going to recognize her. So you think Nelly Frattato is walking around humming her own song. Yeah, I think because no one else is gonna or how else are people gonna recognize it. So you think Nelly Furtado's walking around humming her own songs, just waiting for people to recognize her? Okay, I'd love to continue this scene. Oh my, oh my God, are you Nelly Furtado? Oh my gosh, what, what makes you say that about me?

Because you're humming, I'm like a bird. Am I? Sorry, sometimes just my subconscious that just comes out. Yeah, okay, how are, you haven like a bird. Am I? Sorry, sometimes just my subconscious that just comes up. Yeah, okay. How are, you haven't done anything in a while? Oh, I did an album in 2017, did you not? Don't, I don't think you did.

I think I would know. I did. I'm a big fan, I think I would know if you didn't. How sound engineer? There's a tan line where your wedding ring was. He is great. Good. We're not together but...

Well right now because you're walking alone singing your song. Well here's the thing. Alright if you're a true fan name three of my songs. I'm like a bird. I'm like a bird remix. That song you did with Timberland. I'm a huge fan. You know I thought always you should have done a whole animal song. You should have done I'm like a bird. I'm like a snake. I'm like an alligator. I'm like an imi, I'm like a dodo, I'm like a spider, I'm like a fly. Those are the only animals I know. Some of those were insects.

Excuse me? Nothing. Insects is animals. I don't think so. House, defend yourself. Sorry, I'm gonna Google that. Defend yourself. No, put up your hands.

No, I'm gonna Google it. Excuse me, I couldn't help it over here. I'm a bug doctor on sabbatical from the university. I sent an inappropriate picture to a student. It was of a bug speed. Sorry, on sabbatical or you fired. What's a sabbatical? How big is a bug speedist?

Ask Woody Allen. Oh, wasn't there, yeah, because he did ants at the same time, Pixar did a bug speedist. A bug speedist, yes. I just couldn't help it over here bugs this animals You're agreeing or you overheard that I was I already walked away Oh, is that nearly for Tato? Miss you

I forgot what that one was I couldn't think of it you You don't know. You're in Nellie Frittado and you only know. That was my little brother's ringtone for a while. Ironically? I think you just really liked that song. It's a good song. It's a special song. It's a special song. This week, on a special episode of Nellie Frittado's discography. Okay, ready for your next riddle? Are you Aaron, are you ready too?

Okay, let me see. I'm gonna check in with myself, really, Mike, okay? Sure. Hey Aaron. Yeah, whoa. Hey. Oh, sorry, scared me Aaron. So you're just really pale and you have like,

kind of sleepy eyes. Yeah, I just was checking in. Are you ready for the next riddle? I think so, I mean. This is gonna be our first ever sad stuff. I'm fine checking in. Are you ready for the next riddle? I think so. I mean. This is gonna be our first ever sad stop. I'm fine. Carry on. We can't have gone 40 episodes without doing a sad stop.

We have to have done so. Judge for me. Should it be a sad stop or sad sack? Dead sad. Dead sad. I'm fine. I'm good to have, but you can't be proud of having me. I am no secret, but if you claim me, I will flee.

I free women of vanity, my presence blushes men. All your pride, all set aside, it's a useless sin. Really want to hint for this? I'm hiding in the middle, but you don't need to prove you know me by answering this riddle. Do you mean it, world? It's Jimmy Eatworld. I'm hiding in the middle.

How'd you know? It just takes some time, World. I'm hiding in the middle. How'd you know? It just takes some time. Little girl, you're in the middle of the red. Go with the everything. I'll beat all right. Can somebody make a Spotify playlist of every song that has been mentioned on this episode? I don't think that we're on Spotify.

Oh, I guess like our episodes are on Spotify. But pieces of her episodes on Spotify. No, but I mean like every song we mentioned, go through and get the actual artist version of the big, uh, Hey, Ronald, Ronald, I think it would be- I think it would be-

I think it would be pretty embarrassing for us because it would just be Third Eye Blind's jumper, like 40 times. I think I've done shaggies. It wasn't me like a thousand times on this show. I know six songs. All right. Tell me, can you read that again?

Yes, I can tell you that I'll read that again. Thank you. I'm good to have, can you read that again? Yes. Thank you. I can tell you that I'll read that again. Thank you. I'm good to have, but you can't be proud of having me. I'm no secret, but if you claim me, I will flee. I free women of vanity. My presence blushes men. All your pride will set aside.

It's a useless little sin. I keep putting use a little in there. It's just, it's a useless sin. Really want to hint for this. I'm hiding in the middle, but you don't need to prove you know me by answering this riddle. Far.

Far, whole. That's a far, stop. Far, whole. Oh, that was one of us close. No, far, and whole, we're both not close. Far, whole, son. That's the way he think it is. Then I'll try it.

I'll try it. I'm really try to, I'll try to. I'm really keen to, I'm trying to, to unpackage, it frees women of vanity. It's eye-free women of vanity, my presence blushes men. Yeah, so that, that part right there is what I'm kind of trying to dissect. Okay. That, you also, to be fair, I're also trying to dissect a fetal pig,

additionally. Yeah. So my multi-catching, it smells like straight up formaldehyde in here. Oh, I'm sorry, this is such a formaldehyde. I mean, I've really hurt my feelings with JPC walked into smells like Aaron in here. Oh, there's a pig here. There's a fetal pig in here. But I put lipstick on it. Okay. Let's see. I can't do it, but I put lipstick on it. Okay, let's see. This is hard. Yes, correct. Aaron, correct.

I guess, I guess, it's okay with Adal, I would like to know which word is bold. No. Okay, well. I don't wanna help anymore, but I. The word that is bold, it's actually two words. It is blushes, men. See, I knew it.

As in the line, I freewim an evamity. My presence blushes, men. Shmemble hoof. Is it smas- is it smasual hoof? It's shmemble hoof. Yeah. So, pads and idiot in the answer that he put to this riddle was shmemble hoof.

And you got it. He's, he's, Memble? He's Memble. He's Memble. He's Memble. He's Memble. He's Memble. No, okay, hold on.

I'm going to stop you right there. Put your pins and phones down. I'm going to see a scene. This is a scene from the pilot episode of a television show called He's Memble. Now before the show can actually begin, as you know with live studio audience shows, we have like a frontman come up and warm out the crowd. Aaron and Adel, you are both the frontman that come out and warm up the crowd.

And it is your job to kind of tag team, explain to the crowd the show that they're about to see. I will tell you that He's Memble has a very complicated premise. Hey, IFC audience members, how we doing? Woo! All right, so this is Charlie. And I'm Charlie.

Uh-oh. We're going to tell you, what's up? That show rules. And I'm Charlotte. And where are you? I think we're past that. So we need to tell you a little bit about the show because it's a little complex stop fucking clapping.

We need to show, Why did we have the... Why did we have the applause sign facing the poor folks? I know you're excited to watch he's... Memble, but a few key things before we get started. You should know that in this world that the show is set in, scientists have combined a man and a thimble together to form a... A manble. Alright, well, Memble goes on all sorts of misadventures.

He falls in love, he loses his job. Um, he is used for someone sewing. Um, those are the three episodes we have. They hired both of us to do this, and I think we're doing great. So are you, are you excited to meet, manful? Okay, a page runs up to both of you and hands you a big big big page full of rewrites. Oh, here's page with a page. Oh, don't tame that real name. Huh? Okay, so seems like we've made a few changes based on your lack of a flaws.

The writers have been in the wings ready. Yeah, so there you go. Those are the writers, yeah. So it seems like instead of science is crossing a man with a thimble, the new show is crossing a woman with a... Symbol. Yes, forever. It's Wimble.

Yes. And it's this woman weighs 2,000 pounds, so this show is called Wimbleton. It's kind of a fun play. Oh, we're getting more rewrite. Alright. And this show is...we're actually combining a mouse with a... Another mouse, it's called Basic Mouse. Oh, another page of rewrites?

Oh, these writers are, these are just scratches of pencil and panic. This will be fun, so we've combined the concept of God with... The concept of a pimple. This is called gimbal. And then he has a little horse a pimple. This is called gimbal. And then he has a little horse named pimple. Oh, the writers seem happy with this choice. Oh, the writers know it's not a thumbs up. It's a middle finger.

The writers are pissed. Well, you wrote it. And we're here at beginning. It's here's a pimple. Oh, here. First line from the show is. I'm sorry. My name is Ted Sizemore.

I'm the president of the network. Tom is the. Tom? sorry, my name is Ted Sizemore, I'm the president of the network. Tom is the... She said you're real name Tom. My name is Tom penis butt. I'm the president of the network. This show has been canceled. I was trying to make you Tom Sizemore, but whatever was seen. If she told me, and then from seen to say my real name, I guarantee my last name's going

to be penis butt. That's one of my favorite bits to do is to be like, to start a classroom scene and be like, my name is John Fingert in a button. Yes, I get it. John, just like John Belushi. I've heard it all before, but to tell you ignore the obvious joke.

Speaking of ignoring the obvious joke, yes, we. Blushes men. The obvious joke. Yes, we're still in the middle of this riddle. Blushes men. Is it one word or two? I have already said that it's one word. That's impossible. It's impossible? No, there's not an M or a P, so it can't be impossible.

And you see what I did? You guessed the word, who are you? That's devastating to me. Yeah. Embarrassed. Embarrassed. In blemishes.

In blemishes. Okay, so keep all of that in mind. I'm gonna read this riddle again. I'm good to have, but you can't be proud of having me. Blamishes. I'm no secret, but if you claim me, I will flee. I free women of vanity. My presence blushes men.

All your pride, all set aside, it's a useless sin. Really want to hint for this? I'm hiding in the middle. But you don't need to prove you know me by answering this riddle. Oh, we don't have to answer the riddle, that's the answer. That's the answer, yeah. I'm tired. I don't know. Why bet the audience is fucking losing her mind,

if you like these. I bet the audience is not mine. Give us the first letter. No, the title of this word, oh, this is another clue, is called, you don't have to prove anything. The first letter is H. Humboldness. Yes, the answer is humbleness. Addle, tell them what you've won. I've won the chance to sit out the next riddle.

Everybody wanted that, everybody wanted that, everybody wanted that. No, but you have taken the lead. It is now two to one. I'd like to see a quick scene. Great. JPC, you are coming into the office that you work at. It's, we'll say it's 8.55. You're a little bit early for your 9 o'clock call. And Aaron is your coworker. And you are coming to the office.

You have kids. And your kids have tried to explain to you what a humble brag is Gotcha. You've misunderstood wildly and now you're gonna present to Aaron what you think a humble brag is Oh happy Friday happy Friday How is how is the rest of the week for you? Great I'm about to go to the cure. I do you want a coffee?

They don't mean to do a humble brag, but I already pooped this morning for I left the house. Josh, what? I don't mean to do a humble brag, but I already pooped this morning before I left the house, so I don't need to have a coffee. Okay, I'm gonna have a coffee, Josh. Well, what color is this weekend? I'll walk over there with you. Any plans this weekend? Yeah, I don't mean to do a humble brag,

but I bought four new lawn chairs. Uh, great. Yes. Okay, are you gonna use them? It's supposed to snow all weekend. And as we continue with the scene, JPC, your dad has even wilder misconception as it goes on

okay okay uh yeah I guess it I guess it will snow so I guess um you know I'm gonna go skiing this weekend oh excellent uh where you going skiing oh just like up north this in Vermont oh yeah north of here in Vermont. Why don't we do a humble brag, but when I have pancakes, I can eat a whole bottle of syrup on just three pancakes. Did you just learn the word humble brag today, Josh? Whoa! Why do you ask? Actually, my son, Joshua, which is my name, but a little more. And do you see by the end of the sentence that you're saying? We're going to learn that you're actually a mingle the man who is

Cross-lift of thing. Anyway, my son Joshua who was adopted because as we all know, I don't have a human penis. I have A thimble heart. Yes, can you hop away? Uh-huh. Can you hop away and agree with a thimble body at least? Well, I can Don't mean to humble brag, but I am full of holes can, don't mean to humble brag, but I am full of holes. So, you know, I can really pass through the office. Well, it's about time to get ready for work. We got a couple more minutes. We got a couple more minutes. We got a couple more minutes.

We got a couple more minutes. Happy Friday, Meredith. Steve! Oh, Steve, my man. How's it going? Great. Going great. Weak it going? Great. Going great. Weakened plants?

Well, you know, probably just have some cheese. Avoid all the traps. Don't mean to hum, but what the fuck did you say, Steve? I said have some cheese. Avoid all the traps. You're on the wrong show. You're supposed to be on that mouse show. Yeah, I'm on, I'm, what happens with a mouse and a mouse kit together? Wait, is this not the right... No.

This isn't a mouse party? We got some re-wrestling. This is a mouse party. Alright, give me another riddle. I'm ready to prove myself again. Give me a riddle, see in the sun. I'm gonna do a riddle now. Hey, riddle, roundo. Oh, I love Kid Rhyme. Okay.

Fiancé is off-displamey, but Jim Stone's not so. Always offered by puppies, but Jim Stone's not so. Always offered by puppies, but from cats, it's touching go. Held with hands wide open and not inside a fist. We're hands wide open. Awkward out in public when you're alone is when I missed. Awkward in public when you're alone is when I missed.

Kisses. Love and kisses. Affection. Relationship. Aaron. Aaron? You have nailed it. Kisses. Love and kisses. Affection. Relationship. Air and? Air and? You have nailed it. No, I don't joke.

The answer is affection. Is it? It is. What was the anagram? Fiancé's oft. Interesting. And the answer there is affection. Fiancé's oft display me, but Jim Stone's not so always offered by puppies,

but from cats, it's such a go. Help with hands wide open and not inside a fist awkward out in public when your alone is when I missed it is affection. Tell the truth did you know and you want you let me get it? Yeah we'll see yes. I feel like in my head I'm imagining Pat at home writing these and he's going through like all these different emotions or he's like oh this is boring and then he's like, I'm, wish I had someone here. It's like, no, I should remain humble. Yes.

So I believe that ties us up, even though I'm counting the warm-up that Aaron got right as a point, but we're still two to two. Interesting. Well, okay. I mean, I don't hate my man. We're getting some rewrites. It's easy to think of as two to one. No, wait a minute.

Aaron, you delivered those rewrites. I don't know why you did that. It is two to one. Wait, I'm already it. It's like this. Two to one. No, wait a minute. Oh no. Aaron, you delivered those rewrites. I don't know why you did that. It is two to one. I'm a riddy it. I'm a riddy it. Don't want to be in it. Yeah, so it is two to one.

Adel, you are in the lead here. And that gives us a great place to step away and take a quick break. We will see you after these brief message from our sponsors. How are we? Oh, man. from our sponsors. Hey GPC. Uh, uh, yeah. You're not in trouble. I just need help. I'm, um, pranking Atal and I'm sending up a website to prank him.

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Hey Aaron. Can we go's back, she's back. Hey, Erin. Hey, Erin. Can we go to grandma's house? Wait, I've been pranked. But how? I don't know. This show is sponsored by BetterHelp. Hey, Adel and JPC. Thank you for meeting me in the middle of the woods here. I am sort of at an impasse. I can't decide whether or not to go this of the woods here. I am sort of at an

impasse. I can't decide whether or not to go this way or this way. I'm having a hard time choosing a path. You know, they're never truly is a middle of the woods. Isn't it funny to think about something like that? Like, have they're never truly is a middle of the woods. No, this is the middle. Okay, this is it. How do you help? Yeah, actually. So as per Robert Frost, I don't know if you know his poems. He has a poem called Better Help. I believe this is written in the 1800s, but it still stands true today more than ever.

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And for another thing that you hate how about another riddle here we go What's that in the distance not me frame right here with you? I couldn't be closer halt who goes there not me What's that in the distance? Not me, for I'm right here with you. I couldn't be closer. Halt, who goes there? Not me, I'm with you already. Now watch where you go, sir. Oh, is this God?

Is he gonna be like, foot's in the sand? Hold on, where is my keychain hidden? A mystery for certain, though it's right where you left it. Why is it, why is this toilet seat wet? Haha, now you're stuck taking a moist, ingrid shit. Okay, I feel like the last two lines were JPC originals. Nope, these are all pants. A moist, angry shit.

Well, that has the anger shit. The anger shit. What's that in the distance? Not me for I'm here with you. I couldn't be closer. Whole two goes there. Not me, I'm with you already. I couldn't be closer. Halt who goes there not me. I'm with you already now watch where you go, sir Where is my keychain hidden a mystery for certain though? It's right where you left it Why is this toilet seat wet? Haha now you're stuck taking a moist angered shit

It's I don't know. It's her insanity The answer is insanity. That's so good. No, it's not. It's absolutely not. So Aaron, you're still in the game. Is it a mirage? Is it? What, explain some reasoning here behind these answers. Is it a mirage?

That dead stop. That's not me in the distance. That's me in the corner. Oh, it's REM. Yes, it's REM. Michael's type. What's that in the distance? Not me.

For I'm right here with you. I couldn't be closer. Halt, who goes there? Probably shadow. Not me, I'm with you already. Now watch where you go, sir. Shadow. It's not shadow.

I don't know. Could you give me us a hint maybe the title of the riddle? See if you can solve this. How's this? Horizon. Not horizon. SeA. Horizon.

It's SEA, not SEA. Okay. It is horizon. Can you hear me now? Your eyes. I have nipples, Falker. Can you hear me now? Eyes.

It's not eyes, but you're on the right track. Sight. No. Eyelips. Blacus. No, bifoggles. Contacts. Let me give you the word give you the word the bolded words. No This will help

Angered shit. Oh you were right, Adel With what you said that that was probably the word. Oh, yeah, yes Adel doesn't care about We just saw him hit the wall after 40 something else. I saw it happen. He was the only one who loved riddles. This too hard. All right, wait, I'm gonna write that down. Angered shit. And Aaron, like I said, you said eyes

and you were getting closer. Okay, I wanna leave shit as is because I feel like that's gonna be part of it. You think this one word answer? Endured shit? Yes, it's an endangered shit. That's a great question. If if an endangered animal shits, can you clean it up? No, I'll never know. Yeah, well, that's why right now it takes. I love that you think that's a

great question. If a dodo takes a detour. Adel, you did say that you're writing a children's book called if a dodo takes a dodo, correct? Oh, do you want to hear a passage from it? Absolutely. Here's the book. I asked for this. Thank you so much. Uh, okay.

I'm going to get this. Hold on, I'm close. Well, Aaron, do you want me to read a passage from Aaron's children's, uh, from our first release book? Here, I'll read the first page. Okay. Let's see three of a page. Great.

Great. If there's a two-can in a two-two and a piggygy can go do-do, then a dodo can do do-do, and of course, you'll number 22. Okay, and here's the book, and I'll go to the next page. Why did I write this book? I am so alone. My life is pain. Every day I scream into my empty room.

Oh, those are my house. Those are my notes. Those are my notes. Here you go. I would like to read a page from when a dough-dough-dough is a do-do. Help, help, help, help, help, help. Oh, Adel, these are your notes. No, those are someone else's. I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm.

All right, the answer to this ends with I and G. No. Seriously? Correct. Does it start with this? Because she does a perfect, in an answer to this. It is one. No. Seriously? Correct. Does it start with this? Because she is a perfect internet. It is one word. This.

No. Tessering. Answering. Shatter. Pain. In there. Bifogles. No.

Nearsighted. Yes. It's correct. Nearsighted. Nearsighted. Yes. So, yeah, when you are nearsighted, Aaron, you are so fucking far behind. Three to one over here.

I got the warm-up riddle. Aaron has her hands on her head like she can't bring you. There's a cupcake right in front of me that I cannot. She just said it. Yeah, I took it Aaron earlier and I said, can you eat cupcakes? And she didn't get back to me and then she just put, no, haha, are you at Mariana's? Well, I have gluten free cupcakes. Can I also tell this little antique dote?

Yes. All out. We went to have a, we had a hey riddle dinner the other day. And we're trying to come up with a way to call that, like a hey dinner dinner. Hey dinner, we had a hey dinner dinner. Good. A dinner, dinner, dinner, what up?

That's a dinner stop. Yeah, go ahead. We had a dinner and we had to go to the top because Aaron demanded it. I did. Because I'm a queen. And us. At some point, Aaron ate like 10 scouts. Did you eat 10 scouts?

He goes, yeah. Oh, he was three scouts. Let's call it. Let's meet in the middle. It was 13. No. But at some point, I was like, let's get desserts and Aaron goes, I don't do sweets. And I was like, okay. And so I ordered a caramelized banana. And I said, I'm gonna get two spoons just for JPC and I.

And as we started eating it, Aaron was like, oh, I'll try this. No, JPC, what? I wasn't even fucking there. So don't put this on me. You were, I was like, okay, I don't want to hurt their feelings. I'll try it. And I did like it. Turns out Aaron ate 13 of those bananas.

I didn't have any, I had three, okay, I don't want to hurt their feelings. I'll try it. And I did like it. Turns out Aaron ate 13 of those bananas. I didn't have any, I had three scallops and I ate them kind of quickly. I guess I ate them fast. And the adult was like, whoa, zoom, slow down a little lady. And I was like, All right, Aaron, if you, if you didn't eat those scallops fast, and you ate my parrot pick up my, slow down a little lady, if you didn't eat those scallops fast, how come at the end favorite pick up one. Look at that little lady. If you need those scallops fast,

how come at the end of the meal the waiter came over to us with a certificate for the fastest scallop eating lady? He said your kids are preferring you go, that's not a good, that's easy. I'm gonna seem like, so that's a great way. Eating fish quickly is really sad. So please just give me a break.

There's nothing, we can call you Mama Mollusk. Please don't. There's nothing sad of the need to fish quickly. Well, can I, okay, well, here's here's my revenge you two between the two of you ordered a hundred different types of potatoes and ate all of them Yeah, that's true. I prefer JPC order just potatoes and mayonnaise. I took some home and I guess why did I put that Patella's in the middle is when I got all the trash with straight up my ass baby Yeah, what nasty I'm a sloppy little bitch Some people's favorites As baby, yeah, what nasty, I'm a sloppy little bitch.

JPC is some people's favorites. Just pointing that out. This potatoes weren't good. Okay, Abel's fingers, boy, what? Next riddle, Abel's fingers can find me in the cold Arctic Ocean. JPC knows me best when someone else shows emotion. For Aaron, I make it harder to feel up min's bums. Most improvisers seek me in whiskey's and rums.

Dad's attention. Dad's attention. Dad's attention. You see. Could you read it again? I can read it again. Adults, fingers can find me in the cold Arctic Ocean. JPC knows me best when someone else shows a motion.

Penguin. For Aaron, I make it harder to fuel up men's bums, most improvisers seek me in whiskey's and rubs. Fish oil. F-jokes. No. Laughter. What's the smelt? I'm sorry? Smelt. Smelt. What's the smelt? I'm sorry?

Smelt? Smelt? What's the title of this? The title of this is, I've got a good feeling about this one. Castoon 9's going on beat. Good night. These are first of all just a pause. These are really, really good.

No, we can't pause. No, these are great. The show must go on air. But these are great. Thank you. I do want to say that. I'd be fronted pad just so I could, these are great. The show must go on, Aaron. But these are great. Thank you. I do want to say that. I do want to say that. I'd be printed pad just so I could get these riddles.

I do want to say today's episode is unofficially sponsored by Pause Chicago, where JPC got spaghetti. I would like to see a quick public service commercial. Is that a thing? Yeah, public service commercials. With Aaron and JPC doing an ad for Pause Chicago, that is where you guys began. Yeah, I just want to see a quick commercial for that.

Anyone can be a dog parent, and here's an example. This guy is a fucking idiot. JPC, tell the people why you suck so bad. I think spoons are forks, and I think forks are nice. And other things too, right JPC? Yes. I believe wholeheartedly that Joe Biden is the right choice for presidential nominee in 2020.

I think that Oprah is a little too much. And I- I'm going to stop you real quick. Sorry. About a minute ago, Erin said fucking. So we have to retake this. Start from top. Here we go. One two three. Okay great. This shit bird asshole little bitch is allowed to have a dog named spaghetti a cute dog even and he can keep it alive her alive.

GBC tell people why you deserve to have a dog. When I go to PornHub I click every single ad that I see even for the people that I've got need. Sorry guys, stop me there. I've got to stop you there. Pawns has a partnership with RedTube. We allow them to use dogs and some of their porn. Is that a real porn website? Sorry? Nothing.

I just mentioned it, didn't I? I'm sorry, sometimes you make things up because you're an improviser. Here, I got it on my phone and check it. See? It's family guy stuff. We also, it's all Lois. It's all Lois and Peter getting 69. That's mostly Brian on my feed. We also have Blown Port.

You ever got a Blown Port? Is that made up? Blown Port? Yes. No, no, no. Have you ever seen the Ray of Robota movie Walk with a Moose Port? No. It's a port website based on that movie.

All right, I'm ready to take it. I'm ready to go. What is the one that porn sites you know? Porn hub. OK, what else? That's it. I'm ready to put it on the porn sites. You know porn hub, okay, what else? What I said Google I think we're ready to take it whenever yeah, we're ready Okay in three two one zero minus one minus two

Minus three this little bitch has a dog named spaghetti tell everyone why you're such a bitch I Bitch has a dog named spaghetti tell everyone why you're such a bitch. I Regularly routinely My mom and my grandma also visuals. Can you act a bitch? Yeah, sure Visit pause today because anyone can have a dog and take care of it and love it like JPC loves spaghetti a dog he named after food. I for real got in trouble the other week. I've seen I've been really in trouble the other week for making a joke about how I fuck my dog which is a thing that I make routinely. So someone texted something to Mariah out of context and she was like what does this mean? I, well, I'm so glad I have the opportunity

to explain this because what I was doing was making a joke about how I fuck my dog. And now I get to explain to you the context of this joke that someone texted you. And remind me, has Mariah received her st. hood yet? Or that's coming? You have to die to get st. hood. So what are you doing?

Back off, back off. Bored, Bored. Oh, now you're making a portion, Joe. Would you like to answer this riddle? No. No. No. No.

Okay. Does it have something, so the feeling that I get, was that what it was? What's the title? Adults, fingers can, oh, the title is, I've got a good feeling about this. That's a good feeling about this. So it has to do with the sense of touch,

because my fingers can fight it in the ocean. Yes. So what's like... J.B.C.s knows me best when someone else shows a motion. For Aaron, I make it harder to feel at Min's Bums. Here's most improvisers seek me in whiskey and rums. Escape. The pinnacle out of song? I don't know. If you like making love at Min's Bums. What's bold? What's bold? I'm ready for what's bold. Min's Bums. Min's Bums. Eight letters, men's Bums.

In the dunes of the sun. Sumber? What's that? You know, you got winter spring, summer fall. Sumber? Yeah, Adel's fingers find Sumber when he's in the ocean. Numbers. Oh.

Numbers is not the correct answer, but it's Aaron, it's very close to the correct answer. Number. Numbness. Numbness. Nice. And when Keith is back on the board. It's two to three, Aaron.

How do you feel? Numb. Numb. I feel nothing. Yeah, just like JPC when someone else shows emotion. Here's another one. Oh, how did that? Are you okay? Are you okay, that's cool.

Are you okay? It's a little bit. Even if I wasn't, how would you ever fucking know? Do you? I think you're secretly a little softy. I think you're secretly a little patting team bear, huh? Who's my little patting team bear? A little ketchup of the bear.

Yeah. All right, here's the next riddle. Here, we're related, even if you're a stranger. All of Garden. Yep, it's all of Garden. Fun. Seriously? It is indeed all of Garden. No way. Can you read the whole thing? Yes, Adel got it immediately.

But this one is great. See me now. Here we're related even if you're a stranger. I'm watching my waste. So here I love danger. Punt's flow encouraged by Vino Regalde from a well-meaning uncle. So keep your groan, as I'm sorry, groin.

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veiled. This is excellent. I want to see a scene. Aaron, you are leading, it's the all three of us, and you are leading a pitch session for what Olive Garden's slogan should be or tagline. I mean, this is like in the late 80s, so we're going gonna see where we land. Okay, everyone, take a seat. I know I'm the boss, and maybe it's not good that I do my idea first. But I'm just gonna start us off. I just have to say it's 1980, and I love that the boss is a woman. Yeah, this is, and that you're a suit with the big shoulders. I think it's great.

Makes it dumb and useless when you point it out as much as you do. All right, here we go. Oh, we're trying to be a pro easy breezy beautiful Mmm, oh And beautiful refers to yourself or the food the food okay easy Breezy Beautiful, okay, okay, I got one. Yeah, okay? It's not delivery because you you in a fucking restaurant? I

Don't hate it. I don't love the swear, but I don't hate it. Okay. Okay. I got one. It's kind of simple. It's just it's Pepsi Okay, okay. Yeah, do we serve Pepsi products? I don't think so. Okay. I don't believe so. All right. I got one ready yet All of Garden We serve Pepsi products. I don't think so. I don't believe so. All right, I got one, ready? Yeah. Olive Garden. Just do it. Ooh. I like that. I like that in 1980.

I like that. How about this? Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's breadsticks. Oh, well, I like to pause and unpack that one a little bit. Why'd you two look at each other when I said that one? We both have daughters that have had breadsticks. For the hands, the hands of breadsticks.

The hands of breadsticks. You both have daughters. We both have had daughters. We both have had daughters. I didn't say that. We just let them run out into the wood. We're supposed to do what you get breadsticks. Are you kidding me?

But you know animals can smell breadsticks from 10 miles away. We're counting on it. We're actually counting on it. We're counting on it. We're actually counting on it. You're counting on your daughters that you've had being eaten by wolves. No.

Because of their bread stick raised. Do you have another one? Raised by wolves. I have one. I have one. Right. Eating good in the neighborhood. And the neighborhood is Italy.

Ooh. Yeah. I like that. I all of garden. I'm loving it. Oh. Yeah, like that. Hey, Olive Garden. I'm loving it. Ooh, I like that. Yeah, that's good. How about this?

Olive Garden, like a rock. Ooh. Okay. Because it's hard to get reservations. Yeah, that's a pretty good- Olive Garden, DQ something different. Honey, it's called treats. Olive Garden.

Hey, can I suggest we do ending breadsticks? Yes. Oh, you. Do you want the breadsticks to end? Yeah, we do ending breadsticks. All right. That way it's a hot command. Limited soup, ending breadsticks.

I was gonna say we do everlasting breadsticks. Choose breadsticks that just one long breadstick that you just take off. She goes back into the kitchen. Ending soup soup ending breadsticks Salad that stops. Hey, can I just say I know co-workers sure, I know it's the late 80s, but When I'm with you all you feel so feels like we're from the same We're all together. We're all together. What I'm in this room. It's like you're on you're in my ancestry

You're part of my tree. Oh my gosh. I think we're all in agreement. Easy, break free. Let's all buy it on three. One, two, three. Long John, so we should talk. Yeah, I wonder if you have a machine to come back in time and do ad executive stuff when we were all meant to go kill Hitler. Smash cut to two daughters in the woods with breast sick arms.

Ah! Ah! Ah! Stay! Ah! Say, see. Oh, please. You want someone to drive? I want either someone to draw two girls with breast sick arms being right here.

Hey, I want hands. Hey, I want hands. Or I want that to be a Halloween costume this year. Yeah, that'll be a big Halloween costume this year. Oh my gosh, just wear a sweatshirt and then have two all of our red things. It'll be like an Adam's item or desk piece. And people will ask you what you are for Halloween

and you'll have to explain to them what a podcast is. Undercooked pasta, which should have been wetter, a tame kiss was given when passion was better. The curtain pulled open a neighborly flash, a debit card left after getting some cash ordering vegan but being served ham every example a clue as to just what I am I call books on this these are just Bob Dylan lyrics when it's a oh again positive with should have. Wait, what song do you think Bob Dylan sings? Because that's the latest one.

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The curtains pulled open, a neighborly flash, a debit card left after getting some cash, ordering vegan but being served ham, every example, a clue as to just what I am. Things that make you not horny. Unreturned. No. Limp. No, limp. Limp. Biscuit. Limp biscuit is rocking your side just a crush on the left when you're placing your bet. Naberly flash. Is that like your neighbor flashing here? Yeah, the curtains pulled open and neighborly flash. Under arrest. Naked.

Nope. What was it? Limp pasta when it should have been wetter? Under cooked pasta, which should have been wetter. Al dente. A tame, no. I mean, that's, yeah. Weird al dente.

It's weird al dente. Fuck. How'd you get it? How are you, smart guy in the world? How good you are. No, no, it's not that. I'll give you the title of this one. Oops, didn't mean this in this one.

Oops, didn't mean this in this one. New. New. New. New. New. New. Every example, a send this one. Dick picks. No. Oh, never ending dick picks. Every example, a clue as to just what I am.

So each one of these examples has a clue to what this is. Underdone. No. OK. Underkick Pasa, when it should have been wetter. A tame kiss was given when passion was better. The curtains pulled open and neighborly flash, a debit card left after getting some cash, ordering vegan

but being served ham, every example of clueless to just what I am. Being ironic. It's not ironic. Being... All right, you guys want the, the endogram? Yeah. Tame kiss.

Eight letters. Tame kiss, it's one word. It's plural. Mistake. Adelgaard. It's mistakes. All of these are mistakes. I'm sorry. Well, Adel got that because he was a mistake.

Thank you, Aaron. Oh, shh. Don't try and high five me. I want it so bad, though. So what happens, Aaron? Is Adel was up 4 to 2, but then Aaron made Adel slice off a big slice of his own ass and made him eat it on a plate. And so then Aaron stole the points.

And that's three to three But I want it to be five to one so that's Billy Joel Armstrong's height Wake I want to see a scene, okay Where Aaron you are in Boston and JPC you are a pageant host and you're crowning Aaron Mistake, okay, so this is like a like a real meat centric Got it town steak. Okay. So this is like a real meat centric town. Well ladies and gentlemen I didn't think I could I'd ever see it done but at five eight eating one hundred and 84

pounds of steak. And all those scallops! I'm sorry yes she was almost as qualified for eating scallops. She ate that fish too fast. She ate that fish too fast. She ate that fish too fast. Your Miss Steak. Oh God. Erin, smooth. God, hooray. Erin beef was right there.

Why didn't you take it? She lost, Ferrin Square, buddy. All right. Get over it. You know it's true about me today. I might go away to chicken. I took it out. The smell was so bad that I threw up in the trash.

That's a sad stop. And that's why I'm honored to win Miss Steak. today, I might go into chicken, I took it out, the smell was so bad that I threw up in the trash. And that's why I'm honored to win Miss Steak, it has I in it, I like it medium rare, is my this crown made of meat? Yeah, it's not time for the speech, I'm gonna make my song. Look at her, look at her sweat. I'm slipping on the meat. She's eating well done meat. Why is her face so wet? I feel like I'm slipping on the beat She's eating so much meat Why is her face so wet?

I feel like I'm pretty rare She's the mistake Do you have any more? She's the mistreats Say The family's in town, but the options are few We've been to the bean and the Lincoln Park Zoo We went to the shed, got belugaed and sealed.

We took selfies with Sioux when we stopped by the field. We had a deep ditch pizza and tons of else. What pizza? We had a deep ditch pizza. You mumble fuck. And tons of else, beef. We saw that one show with Refai Cohen and Keith. We've done house of blues and done the green mill,

but their flight is tomorrow with a full data kill. Blue man group. Parents. Pain very deep. Feels my soul as I know will end up the one place I don't want to go. Sir's tower. Parent tours. No.

Those tours. Well, it's game. We'll end up the one place. Park Street. Where it's at field. We'll end up the one place I don't want to go end up the one place. I don't want to go wriggle Field we already said the field the worst places in Chicago are the bean navy pier navy pier Maybe pierced the Yes, sir

Whoa Man so Adel you are back up maybe pierced fine your back up here's what I'll say there's stuff like if you go to like the Chicago Shakespeare theater Or there's a few things that reside in navy pier that are great, but the actual pier itself I mean it's not there's like it's like a build Navy Pier that are great, but the actual pier itself, I mean, it's not. There's like a build a bear and like a bubblegum shrimp. Okay, let's just shit on Aaron's favorite things. Let's just shit on Aaron's favorite things. I'd like to see you see it.

Wait, the other day when I saw you holding a build a bear and wearing a bubblegum shrimp, sure, you don't need it. Yeah, it was horny as hell. Hey, ladies, ladies line up. Ladies or gents? I want to see a scene and Adel your kid and you just built your first build a bear and JBC You're the bear that Adel just built

I finally got you home and let you out of your box come out of your box friend. I Can't see your name Sasparella. I didn't give you eyes because I don't want you to know shame you gave me buttons A back and a see out of buttons. I don't want you to see I don't want you to have shame I just said that don't make me fucking repeat myself. I don't know sasperella. You're my best friend. I don't know what shame is Do you not want me to feel ashamed of knowing that I've been inferior to creation? No questions, your hand goes on the stove. Ah! The stove's not on.

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Oh my mom played by Carol Cain. See, Aaron Snorten when she heard that. Hi. One last one to take us out. This is for all of the marbles. Whoever gets this one wins all the points. I love this. Can I just say when GPC said this is for all the marbles, he put his testicles on the table? First of all, my testicles have been on the table this whole time.

We just don't know it is. That's how I got to them. I want you to play a horny pirate who's ashamed of his search history. R, me porn vices. That's the whole puzzle. Say it again. I want you to play a horny pirate who's ashamed of his search history. R, my porn vices.

Me porn vices. It's me porn vices. I don't know. What's bold? Me porn vices! Aaron, you're looking for two words and it's not something with Aaron. Really? Aaron's in there. Aaron could be in there, but Aaron's smoke isn't there.

Nice? Nope. Oh, the word nice isn't one of the words. Oh, it's um, uh, vice porn me. Vice. Who's it, rice? It is not. Pooners?

The title to this one is, if you need a segue, I want you to play a horny pirate who's ashamed of his search history. Arr, me porn vices. Keep in mind, this is coming from someone who's a fan of the show. Is this one of your sayings? Nope, it's not a saying. Rib.

The name of the retinal is if you need a segue. I want you to play a horny pirate who's ashamed of his search history. Or me porn vices. Can we stop the show? Yep, scene is part of it, Aaron. You got one of the words correct. Can we stop the show? No.

I don't feel good. You should feel good. I have a note for my mother. I watch you eat 13 scallops. I have a note for my mother. Let me see. you know that this profession is yeah, this says I refuse to accept responsibility for atles behavior. Why would she write this you're 36 real bad Movie scene no something seen. Yes, something seen. We've yes, that is correct wait. Well, we put on vices

vices. Be porn vices. Okay. Um. You guys are going to sh- You're such a machine. I'm not promising. I'm not promising. Not my scene. You have six letters left.

For the first word. I want you to play a horny pirate who's ashamed of his search history. And the ad will go, are me porn vices? Oh, rom fit. It's a robbit. I cannot believe that you two can't get this. I'm tired. I want to see a scene.

Is that what it is? Let's see a scene. It's two words. Blank scene. Blank scene. I want to I want you to play a horny pirate blank scene Yeah, both of the people in the booth know it They're like yelling it they're yelling it no head no head. Oh wait. Oh Boy it's inferior. I hope I hope you're talking too much. I Listen to this podcast and their brains are fucking melt. I have the letters

M E P O R V I you're having E. Where's there's two E. Oh there's two E's and scene. Yeah, never mind. You know, you shouldn't have an E. I should get it on that alone. No, but you did vibe vibe., vibe. You have the letters. The letters that you have are IMP, R, O, V. Those are the letters that you have. Do you guys have different letters? I have P, O, R, V, I, M. I have I, M, P, R, O, V. I have I, M, P, R, O, V. improv scene.

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That is so funny. You guys couldn't get improv scene. Okay, well thank you so much. Much to be pretty easy when you have the answer in front of you. Yeah. And mumble-fuck. Jesus. Jesus. Jesus. Okay, well thank you so much pretty easy when you have the answer in front of you Uh sorry pad that they sang that song about you. Thank you so much for ready. Thank you so much for ready those riddles, Pad. You're a really good guy. I don't know why they did that. These are all the best riddles you've ever had. These are great. Thank you so much, Pad. Pad City might actually write more for us

one by one. And I'll read them to you too. One day, hold on. Pat and Sandy are two sources for riddles and nothing else. Adel, do you have anything that you would like to plug? The titanium physics podcast, which I just suggested on, which is me learning from some physicists and scientists from MIT learning about black holes. It was a fantastic time. And we had Katie Bauman on, was teaching me. She's the young woman who took a picture of the first black hole,

so she got to tell me about black holes. And I also guess it on a podcast called The McElroy Brothers Will Be in Trolls World Tour. I did a scene that was a reenactment, and I got to play a scene alongside Lin Minwell Miranda, which is now something I'm very proud to say. I did. That's cool. We weren't in the same room, but he played a wolf. Oh, that's not cool. Aaron, a lot less cool. Aaron, do you have anything that you would like to plug? My team that I have with my best friend, Wet Bus, performs every third day at 10 Thursday at 10 pm at I.O.

And if you want free tickets to that, please let me know. I'd love to give you free tickets and say, how do you after? Great. If you would like to find me, you could go to Twitter. I'm at JP So Fly. If you'd like to find me on Instagram, I'm at Shark Parkman.

If you would like to find something on Netflix. There's a search feature You can go to the search feature on Netflix. You can type in a person who's in the thing that you're Interesting seeing or the name of the thing that you're interested in seeing what if you type in porn? It's gonna pull up a porn website. Yes It's a porn website so pull up a whole bunch of options choose the thing that you want to watch They have seasons of television shows. They have movies, original content, have a ball, just enjoy watching Netflix. If you type in porn, it comes up with Hot Girls Wanted, Zach and Miri make a porno, the Emperor of porn, and Tom Segura stand up.

And Aaron, that's definitely what I'm gonna jerk off to later. And Aaron, if I were to go to the Netflix search and type in J-U-P, what would the first thing I see be? Jupiter ascending maybe? Cloud Atlas. Bye forever! and John Patrick Collins. Payton's Niner to the edit in. How are you, parents, and the people ready? We'll go created by M.O.B. Cargamus and M.O.N. DeBora. That was a hit-gun podcast. That was a Hitgun podcast.