Hey Riddle Riddle - #44: Adal's $100 Give Away!!!

Episode Date: May 22, 2019

Uh oh! Uncle Adal's got his check book out and he's made a brand new game show for JPC and Erin to play! You better believe there's real money up for grabs AND a theme by Arne Parrott! JPC can't stop giving killer middle names and Erin motivates herself to continue to play! Plus we attend a Patriots game, meet a drug dealer to the stars and wash ashore on a famous island. Be ready to Puzz in with the right answer, cause in this episode, it literally pays to be right! #WiddleWednesdayStarring:Adal RifaiJohn Patrick CoanErin KeifEditing by: KJ SnyderTheme by: Arne ParrottLogo by: Emily Kardamis & Emmaline MorrisWant more? Get Weekly Bonus Eps on Patreon!Want merch? Visit our TeePublic Store!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is a head gum podcast. Hey from the riddle riddle! A weekly podcast from the magical land of puzzles and riddles. My name is Adolfi and here's a little bit about what's going on about 10 months ago I fell into a portal behind the brittle and ended up in the magical land keep going. Huh? Keep going. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, KPCs. Yes, yes, do a catchphrase Consumpt that and a Magical old woman sleepy witch sleepy Which sleepy old witch of the dog's arm is I live in the Pension names the improv people call me sleepy and overrated the JPC people talk Call me I don't talk tell me I don't talk into the microphone good enough the adult people call me Awesome, yeah, he did a thumbs down and I ignored him and

We're here at this table to do puzzles and riddles. That's pretty fun. That's great. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, now we table to do puzzles and riddles. That's pretty fun, right? That's great. Yeah. Yeah. Now we Aaron. I got to see an end update on my phone. Hold on. Hold on. We'll see what it is. What was the scene update? Oh, it's about the playing crash. Aaron. So if you're listening on a plane. Oh my god. Oh my god. You have one from worst to all. I'm so sorry. If you're listening on a plate be careful Which also also applies that you could stop playing The bear times 10 I panic you can prevent played crashes by being very careful on a plane Do do do where were you on that one? Smokey. I can't are you trying I'm I really am. Oh, no, play question, I bet.

Playing cards is a bad puzzle, even worse. Yeah, we have a very special episode today. What? Is it because of the intro? It's because of the intro. So I do this other prank house I thought I could boost some of its numbers. Sibling peculiar. It's called Sibling's peculaire, and it's me and my sissy.

And no, we have a special episode today because I'm going to present free wall, some steaks. I feel like a lot of times we can play in about- I'm a vegetarian. I can't eat that. Okay, well it's going to be chicken then. You can eat chicken, right? Mike, we're about to get that wrong all the time. You're a vegetarian, that means you can eat chicken?

And it's like, no. So I feel like a lot of times we don't take the puzzle seriously. We're not trying to solve them as hard as we could. That's mostly KJ though, right? It's mostly KJ because they just lay down and then they put cucumber on their eye getting a double-middle finger. But I want to add some stakes to the riddles. Okay. So what I've created here is a game show. This could be the first time in double middle finger, but I want to add some stakes to the riddles. So what I've created here is a game show. This could be the first time and last time, this could be the first of many.

But this is a game show where I, Adolfi, will be giving out my own money to the winner, be Twix the two of you. What? Are we talking about money-wise? Now hold on, I've, Aaron, just so you know, I've received some of these Adel bucks and they're only good at the Adel store. And I will tell you, but there is a genius bar. The Adel store has some items that you want, but they're all very expensive.

If you walk in, it's just Adel with a fake mustache and an apron. Welcome. And it's only an apron. Can I get you an eyepiece? An eyepiece? Okay, okay. Can I get you a knife? I can. Okay, okay.

What are we talking money was? Yes. Okay, we're talking a honeydolly. What? That? Are you serious? That is money that will literally change my life. JBC has more money than me.

I want everyone to hold by win. Well, yes, I do have more money than you, but also I have a very sick son and I've told him what your hundred dollars comes in. I'll get you the medicine. Your son is long dead. I tried to do it. He was six years old. He's a very sick son and he died. He's a very sick son. Joey, I'm lost. Oh my God. So whoever wins JPCR, I get 100 American. Adelbucks. Let me say that. There's 100 American Addle bucks up for grabs.

Okay. You may not win all 100, but there's a hundred, a hundred dollars up for grabs. Let me do my intro for the game show. Okay. Ideally, somebody makes this into a great game show song, but we may never hear that. Here we go. This is called Money, Money, Money, Puzzies,ies Puzzies Puzzies. It pays to be right, Adderifies Honey Dolly Giveaway based on the book Attitude, My Life in Riddison Puzzies, Uncle

Addle Rights A Check. Okay'll leave it over. Based on the book attitude, my life and Riddies and Puzzies, you will out all right to check. OK, now are you accepting notes on the title? Yeah, do you have any feedback? I love it. I don't want to do any funny business in this episode. I don't want to be funny. I don't want scenes. I don't want anything.

I make call for scenes to help save me some money, but we'll see. I might never be more serious about red-owns. To help save you some money. So you're just going I would never buy more serious stuff. For CEOs to help save you some money. So you're just gonna pull our strings like the little puppet master. Many, many, many, many, many. So here's what we'll say. So I have these questions.

Whoever gets them right is going to keep the card and at the end of the game, whoever has the most cards will win a hundred dollars. Now there can be some penalty points where you might lose some of the money. And also I will say you can also earn money during the improv scenes because finally, finally you can win it in improv.

Oh my God. So an improv, when we do a scene, if I call a scene for the two of you, I will declare a winner and they might get extra points or extra money based on how well they do in the scene. So you can win it in improv. I wanna stress that for anybody who's out there studying improv,

you can and should win it improv. Your scene partner is someone to be beat. I have a question. Do we win if we do proper yes and or do we win if we play like you and we do a lot of puns? Who, Aaron just lost $10. No! Wow, that's a really silly question, Aaron.

I can't believe you lost the 10. But Aaron seems great. Oh, great, great. But do you know any, Wow, that's a really silly questionnaire and I can't believe you lost the tin But do you know anything like how do I how do I win the improv scenes? It's gonna be it's gonna differ case by case So if if if a certain line you say it uses me you might win the scene if you do good Character work. Do you might win the scene? It's all I can't say there's no hard and fast rule What about your funny voice? How many points are dead? Holy shitBC, you are walking away with this game. That's what it's gonna be. Pretty subjective.

Hey, J's covering their eyes. And this is fun. And Adela, I love this spin and just to be clear, every episode that I've hosted, you've all had the potential to win $100, and you have it. What? I know I didn't explain the rules to you on the show, but the potential has been there the entire time.

Let's get the show on the right. So here's what I'll say. I have these questions. That's the main bulk of the show. OK. These questions. I'm going to let you know that you each also have two of these. I'm going to write one and two next to your names.

You each have two opportunities. To while I'm reading the card, you can say, I listen to my co-hosts. OK? If you say the phrase, I listen to my co-hosts, I'm going you say the phrase, I listen to my co-hosts, I'm going to ask you a question about one of your co-hosts. If you get it right, you get to answer that card without the other person being able to chime in. Wow. If you get it wrong, they get the card and the money attached to it. Got it. So you're only allowed to do that twice.

You each have two of those. Okay. Oh my gosh. This is so fun. I'm going use them both. I'm gonna use mine. I'm just interested in how where did this trivia come from? Real Life or a show? What's up? The trivia about our co-host. Real Life or the show? Do you think we're playing characters? What is happening here? We know about each other in real life or stuff that we learn that the listeners also know about us. Could be either. I will see. I love it. You each also have one of these. So each have two, I listen to my co-hosts. Repeat that back to me.

We each have two, I listen to my co-hosts repeat that back to me. See? JPCs listening. The other thing you have, the other thing you have is called full anal penetration. If you say full anal penetration, you immediately screw the other person. They have to answer two cards in a row and if they don't get it right, they lose money. Gotcha. That's a Jeff Goldblow. That's a Jeff Goldblow boom story following.

Holy crap. This sounds exhausting. Can't wait to. There's a lot of rules. I love it. Before we get into the questions, the first thing I'll say is whoever can repeat back to me the title of this game show Mm-hmm as close as possible will win five dollars No one is understood two people more clearly than you understand me at JPC That is so funny. Welcome to Puzzle Town. You thought that was the whole title? I don't know. He was a long title.

Do you give it to Truss Riddles? Money and Puzzles. Okay JPC. Waka, waka, waka. My name's Addle. Waka, waka. Waka Waka Waka! My name's Addle! Waka Waka Waka! Okay, and seen. Saying my name and repeating a phrase several times was both a part of it, so JPC you in five dollars. Yeah! What was it? It was money money money, Puzzies Puzzies Puzzies. It pays to be right. Adderifies Hyundai Dolly giveaway based on the book Adeltude. My life in riddies and Puzzies, Uncle Addle writes a check. Money, money, money, Aussies, Aussies, Aussies, Aussies, It has to be right.

It identifies, honey, I'll give away. I'll give away. Based on the book, I'll tune my life in Riddies and Poiseys on the battle, writes a check. And are you willing to accept some notes on that? Yeah, perfect, don't you? Oh my gosh, we're looping back. Here we go, here's the first, I'll give you an example

of the type of question, just so you get a feel for it before we get into the actual stakes of it. Got it. So I'm going to say at the top of the top of the question, I'm going to say what the word or answer is going to be. In this case, like, for example, I might say occupation. So you know that the answer is a occupation. Sometimes I may not give it, but if it's there, I'll give it. So occupation, and then there's four clues for each word of phrase,

and they get increasingly easier. So if you think you know it, you're going to say, you're going to puss in by saying puzz. or clues for each word of phrase and they get increasingly easier. So if you think you know it, you're going to say, you're going to puss in by saying puzz. Great. Bring your puzzer. I hate me.

Do you want to say do it two more days? I said it all night thinking of this. You're gonna say, you're gonna say puzz. Whoever says puzz first, I will then go to them for the answer just so we're not shouting out answers. Gotcha.

After each hint, you each get one attempt to answer. You can't just keep yelling over and over and over. Got it. Cool. So for example, we would say occupation. For the first hint is Paul Bunyan. You would say, and you would answer.

Lumberjack. That is incorrect. JPC, you want to give it a try? Uh, Puzz. Yep. Forester. Nope. Second clue.

This is getting a little bit easier. A callus attitude. Paul Bunyan, a callus attitude. Occupation. Yes. Rancher. Nope. I don't know.

Okay. Third one, getting easier. Cornie clues. Paul Bunyan, a callus attitude. Cornie clues. Occupation. Puzz? Yep. Farmer?

Nope. Okay. I don't know. Okay. Last one, if you get this, it's a feet. Paul Bunyan, a callus attitude. Cornie clues. If you get this, it's a feet. Paul Bunyan, a callus attitude. Courtney Clues, if you get this, it's a feet. Occupation.

Puzz. Yes? Farmer? No. What? Shoestor operator? Very close. Okay.

Occupation. Yep. Puzz. Pediatrist. Pediatrist. Pediatrist, okay. Okay, okay, okay. Does that make sense?

Yeah. So the clues are leading you funneling towards the right answer. Paul Bunyan could obviously be Lemur Jack. Yeah, okay. Get a gun, corn, calluses, it's leading you towards something. Yeah, it makes sense. Yeah, it makes sense. Oh, yeah.

Now it makes perfect sense. And I'm glad we did an example. Yeah, because that was confusing. You're so smart and kind. Love it. And JPC gets an extra dollar. Because up to $6. And dollars. Great. If an extra dollar, because he is up to $6. Great.

If you play the game, you gotta play the win. Here we go. First one, famous literary work. Okay. Much murder and mayhem. I have a question. This better not be a focker thing or you lose all your money.

Stop them dead news tracks. Much murder and mayhem. I have a question. I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say,

I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say,

I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna round. I can't say, pause again, or I can't say, pause again until the next round. Every clue, you can give a new answer. Okay. Okay. But I'm gonna keep things cooking, so I'm not gonna wait.

But for an answer each round. Got it, got it. Cool. Much murder in Mayhem. And this is what, I'm sorry, this is a famous literary work. Famous literary work. Oh, I got it. I got it.

I got it. Did you know that there's a section called I listen to my co-hosts? Did you just use it? No. I don't have any. I should have given myself. Always a bestseller. Much murder and mayhem. Always a bestseller. Getting this one

should be as easy. Getting this one should be an easy job. Getting this one should be an easy job. And job, it's open to interpretation how I said that. The old and the new, famous literary work, much murder and mayhem, always the best seller, getting this one should be as easy as Job, an easy Job. Puzz, yep, the Bible. The Bible, that is correct. Job. JPC is back up to five dollies.

Aaron, how are we feeling? Great. We're crying blood. Oh, that's completely unrelated to this. I wanna see a quick scene. Remember that there is a way to win improv. Yes, this episode. I'm making a partner to look great.

JPC, you wrote a book called The Bible. This is The Original Bible. It's not a remake. Yeah, it's not a remake. You wrote The Original Bible. Gotcha. You're that was. And so this is a fiction scene.

And Aaron, you're the publisher and JBC, you're trying to sell her on the market. Okay, I don't have a lot of time, so this pitch meeting's gotta go quick. Okay, so, well, I've been self-publishing actually now for a few years, but I think I'm ready for the mainstream. So we opened on Bethlehem.

There's an old man and he's working at a hotel and the hotel is all full. I feel like, I'm sorry, I need to give notes right out of the gate. But like, what if we start with like a story about a dude and then like a woman who comes from his hip? Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh. I just like love stories.

Like that. And I also like snakes and I like apples and I like, yes. Oh, there's really things that I like. I can work with that on the fly. Okay. Okay, so entry point, exterior day. There is nothing, the earth is nothing.

And there's a man naked, naked rock. Oh, okay, so this is sexy, but. Oh yeah, all right. Just, you know, and he's just cut chisels. He's got the gutter, oh yeah. Okay, and then he pulls a bone. How many abs are we talking? Eight. He's got the gutter. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Okay. And then he pulls a bone. How many abs are we talking?

Eight. Wow. He's got abs on the back. He's got kidney abs. He pulls a bone from his side, playing some of the ground and pisses on it. See. JPC won that scene.

Yeah. Is it because I said a guy pulls a bowed-out pisses on it? Probably. I make JPC look good But I mean maybe two dollars for a senior up to seven dollars. Okay. All right. Here we go next one fictional character This is a fictional character fictional character after mom died. He was adopted by another Birth name John Clayton Character after mom died. He was adopted by another person. Yep Harry Potter

Oh boy. Fictional character after mom died, he was adopted by another person. Yep. Harry Potter. I think correct. You never know, I didn't read all the books and that could have been his name. Okay. Grow up to be a swinger. After mom died, he was adopted by another birth name John Clayton.

Grow up to be a swinger. Fictional character. Fictional character. Puzz. Yep. This is Vince von's character from the movie Swingers. That is correct. Is it really? No.

What's the fight plan? Fourth and last clue. Dad Lord Grace Drowk was killed by an ape. Dad Lord Grace Drowk was killed by an ape. Grr up to be a Swinger. Puzz. Yes. Is this Trout and Heston?

Nope. Great. But you're circling the bullseye. I'm bulls eye. Is this like a plan of the thing? No, Aaron this is also a Disney movie boy. Oh boy. We're up to be a swinger ape swinger Puzz mom died. Yes, Mugly Getting closer. Jungle getting warmer. Okay. Oh, the boy from Jungle Book. It's the boy from Jungle Book.

It's horse and. It's horse and. It's horse and. So what I'm going to do is I'm going to take $5 out of the pot. Okay. So $95 is up for grabs. So it's in a banner. Nobody got that, so we removed $5.

I think I'm nervous. I think that's what's happening. Okay, I want to see a scene. Aaron, this is you talking in the mirror to try and psych yourself up. This scene is only Aaron, but we'll see which Aaron wins. I'll see if I can try to win somebody. During the scene, it will see.

So Aaron, it's looking at the mirror confidence. Who's your confidence? Okay, look at you. Okay, you're still on Hey Real Rittle. You haven't blown that yet. All right, you've got this. You're not a coast on Magic Tavern. You've never been on campaign podcast. But that doesn't mean you're not enough, okay? JPC and Adel, I mean they're tall, but they're not that tall. They're not tall enough for you to be that afraid of them, okay?

They're really nice. I think they they would have your back in a bar fight. You've got this. I love you. Okay, you've got it. You're great. Thanks your hair. Excuse me, ma'am the footlockers clothes Yes Thank you, see you He got anyone No, Aaron, I love that. Am I on the board? It was real sad. Very sad. But very funny. And also I want to let you know I would have your back in a bar fight. I'd be I'd be knocked down immediately, but I'd have your back I think I would probably call the cops

As soon as the bar fight started and then I would act as a character witness in a way that was very favorable to you Oh, thank you. Yeah, would you take a punch for me though? Oh, no, no, no, no, you take a punch from me Yeah, if you brought me if you brought me a punch I would you serve punch? Yeah, I would drink it Yeah, and then I punch you in the face. You know, do you guys know Hank Green the author? Yeah, if you brought me a punch, I would. Would you serve punch? Yeah. I would drink it, yeah. And then I punch you in the face. Do you know, do you guys know Hank Green, the author? Yeah. Yeah.

So Hank Green told me, Don't have a boy, Hank Hill. He lives in Montana and he was telling me that the way, I don't, he said like he learned this in Montana, but the way to like, avoid a bar fight or win a bar fight is to put your hands up in scream. I don't want to fight you and then to punch the person. That's how to win the bar fight.

I think it was to punch them and then raise your hands and yell I don't want to fight you. Because then all the witnesses see you raise your hands and you're not doing anything and you've yelled I don't want to fight you so when the cops come they know they think that the other person is shit. That's some shit. What they are I mean I think. Yeah.

If I'm in a bar fight I raise my hands and I say my dad's a cop and then that's you just exit the bar fight Aaron for that scene which I thought was legit fantastic. I'm gonna give you $10 Well, because it was you talking to yourself. So and you both won So you get $10 I will give you for the foot locker reference. I will give you a dollar So you're up to eight and Aaron I'd also like to say you're very tall. I know And I aren't like to say, you're very tall. I know. And Adam and I aren't especially tall. I had an interesting conversation today. Do you mind if we do a really quick sidebar?

No. I was talking to you. That's going to cost you a quarter per second. And I don't want to do it. Then I don't want to do it. Oh wow. You're already up there. No, this will be, you know, in game shows

when they get to know the contestants. This will be that moment. I had a conversation today where we asked each other, do you look how you feel on the inside? Do you feel like you match your looks on the inside? And it was just really interesting. The person I talked to was like, yeah, except I think I imagine myself having like crazy hair.

Would you ever have you ever like dyed your hair a crazy color? Not crazy crazy, but I feel like I picture myself as like a kind of shorter blonde woman Yeah, and you said if we hit 2000 patrons for on our patreon that you said that you would dye it for screen Yeah, I'll dye whatever you want and I said if we hit 2000 patron I would go I would go in a forest greens diet I could only buy codes

From the forest. It's shrimp. Do you look, do you too look how you feel in the end time? I feel like I don't because I'm always very happy and content and like, genial, but I feel like my face is my eyebrows furrow. So I think people think I'm always like sad or tired or pissed off.

So I feel like my face betrays my actual inner feeling, which is like, everything's good, I'm happy to see you. Yeah, I feel like I should be more handsome than I am. That's not what I said. Do you feel like Waluigi and Captain Hook? In the inside? The fact that everything is crooked on me is bad. How about the dick?

Oh, straight as an arrow. Here we go. It also barbed with feathers. It's like an arrow. Yeah, arrows are good. Here we go. I'm like legalist down there. What?

You have a whole heart? You have a whole heart. What could that mean? It's my axe. All right, I'm ready. My axe body's right. This is a rock star. Repeat that back to the rock star.

This is a rock star. Great. Keyboard player for the best. How well do I know one of my co-hosts? Great, so I'm gonna ask you a question about one of your co-hosts. Got it. If you get it right, you have full control of this card. I figured I had to go for it.

And I also forget what the other one was. Name one of Aaron's sisters. Molly. Aaron, is that correct? Yeah, this is a sort of like a win-lose type situation where it feels like he listens to me. Hold on. You have another sister too though, right?

The one that's married to Mitch. Her name is... Fuck. Another Irish name. Molly and it's not Megan, is it? No. It's funny because I have another friend from Boston who's got a sister named Megan. What's her name? Kathleen. Kathleen. I think that when I hear Mitch, I just go fucking red with red. I'm sorry, Kathleen. I'm sure you're wonderful. So

JPC, you get all four of these. You don't have to buzz in each time. You can wait till you know it. Here we go. Rock keyboard player for the blues ology band backing up long john ball dream Reggie Dwight is his real name for middle sex England Reggie Dwight owns probably the world's most outrageous eyeglasses collection, Betty and the Jets finally said goodbye yellow book road. Elton John. The answer is Mick Jagger. Oh man. The answer is Elton John you Oh, man. The answer is Elton John. You get five dollars. Oh, it is. You are up to 13 dollars.

I have a question. Yes. I have to pee so bad, but I'm afraid I'm going to lose points. If you go pee, what I'm going to say is that you, if you're back here in 20 seconds. That's too way too short. You have to wash your hands. If you're back here in a minute, without washing your hands,

and then you shake JPC's hands, I will give you 10. I have to wash your hands. If you're back here in a minute without washing your hands and then you and then you shake JPC's hands. I will give you tell me what this deal Let's make it well. I lose points out if I go You go and then we're gonna get to know our other contestant JPC JPC. How are we doing? Thank you. I'm from Greensboro Baptist Borrow Baptist. Dirt. Okay, you were born in a pew. I was born in a pew and the priest said, something sticks.

P-U. P-U. Yeah, no, I am from space. Okay, what planet? Well, it's actually I'm from space ghost, coast to coast, the studio there. Are you the prank mantis? I'm Zorak. For sure.

No, I'm from Indianak. I'm from Indy Napples Indiana. I'm the middle child of two brothers. That's what I've got. Yeah. Very nice. Yes, very nice. Borat. Anything you want to say about Aaron while she's gone? You know, I'm excited to play with such an exciting player.

I think that she's truly a treat, a delight, a challenge, well, a bit of a mystery. And, you know, I'm excited to see if I can take some money from her. And how are you doing financially? I'm doing very well. Very well off. You're about to get a new place, right? Yeah, about to get a new place.

Conno rent, rent, rent, rent, rent. Yes. So you're not doing that well? Well, it's actually financially this market of buying prices, the housing market, so you know, some of the, you know, vault market. you heard it's free from budget spice, rent, don't own. Aaron, what did I say I would give you? $10.

That sounds right. So you're up to $20. Okay, very nice. I felt like that was on there a minute. Yeah, under a minute. So there is $33 on the board, here we go. Next one, this word is a grab bag, so it could be anything. Anything.

What hearts do on a heavy date? Wait, what hearts do on a heavy date, got it? This is what hearts do on a heavy date. A kind of cake, a place going to the... Buzz. Buzz. Pound. The answer is pound.

I gotta know. I gotta know. I gotta know. What was that fourth clue? Fourth clue. Most Americans have 10 too many. That's friends. And this game was written in England. Here we go. This is another grab bag. A type of pastry. A type of pastry. Puzz. Yep. No. Hey, you should take every shot. You don't miss Gratsky, baby. What personal managers hate to see?

What a restless sleeper does. An unexpected change of possession in football. A type of pastry, what personal managers hate to see, sorry, personal managers. What restless sleepers do, an unexpected change of possession in football. Kitching knows it. Last one, really easy. Puzz, thumbble, cake. It's fumble cake. Here's what I'll say. You both answered the same answer. See see both lose Is it a crumble crumble tumble oh boy, it is not a tumble or a crumble. It is a turnover

Turnover okay, so I was thinking it was a fumble Does that make sense Well Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,ally to it, not always, but it can. Oh, it turns out it can. Mm-hmm. You're both the worst. I want to see a scene where you're both in paint and all kinds of costume and jerseys and hats.

You're at a Patriots game. You don't know what the fuck is going on. OK. What? Is going game. Yeah, you don't know what the fuck is going on. Okay What is going on? Hey Josh yeah face in the wrong way. Okay, that might be a sat you're turning your looking Well, this is more confusing. It's kind of cold. It's very cold. Is this hockey? I it could be is this ice hockey? I don't know I just I heard that we were going to an event. Naturally, I assumed it was cats. I dressed up like Mr. Mustafa Lee's.

This is all body paint and feathers. You never looked better. Thank you so much. And this is, I'm very concerned, I'm confused. It looks to me like this is just all about head injuries. Yes. Like, giving each other head injuries, like trying to function with a head injury. Oh, this a man. Excuse me, sir. Are you selling? Are you selling soup? I'm not in the

same. God bless you. God bless you. The man's knees. Oh my gosh. Oh, I saw he's sneezed a little bit of the soup. All right, you know what? I think you should run down there. Okay. Yeah, just go down there. Yeah Yeah just ask them what they're doing. Okay, Groan, you're gonna get it. What? Excuse me. Hi, I'm from the audience up here. I am the audience. Yes. You mean the crowd? Sure. And I came down here to the field to I want to understand what everything is happening and this man here. So everyone's so tall here. Everyone's so tall here. Yeah, everyone's a professional football player. I feel. It doesn't mean you should be afraid of him. I feel like you're in key for the Heyward of Rinalypa so everyone's so tall.

Okay, so what's the plan here, fellas? Well, my name is Bill Bellichek. Can you show me your feet, Robin? Yeah, yeah, he's my co- I have to go about to put off sweatshirts. I call it my paws. Yeah, that sweatshirt. Did you buy it like this?

Or was this a drier accident? I have to say. Did you buy it like this? So was this a drier accident? I'm saying. I'm saying. I'm saying. I'm saying. I'm saying. I'm saying. I'm saying. I'm saying. I'm saying. I'm saying.

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I'm saying. I'm saying. I'm saying. I'm saying. I'm saying. I'm saying. I'm saying. I'm saying. I'm saying. I'm saying. I've ever been doing improv. So, JPC you're at $13, Aaron, you're at 25, almost double with JPC. Lucky number sliver. And what we're going to do is right now mentioning Lucky number sliver.

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You're not in trouble. I just need help. I'm, um, pranking at all. And I'm setting up a website to bring him. Um, can I just need some advice? This podcast is sponsored by Squarespace. I'm not, I'm not mad at you. We're pranking at all. Squarespace is the only one website platform for entrepreneurs to stand out and to

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Wait, what's going on with that all? Oh, nothing, nothing. I'm just setting up a very normal Squarespace website, not a prank thing. No, he's gonna tune you. And I'm gonna use analytics. Use insights to grow my business, and learn where my site visits and sales are coming from.

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Isn't it funny to think about something like that? Like, have there never truly is a middle of the woods? No, this is the middle. Okay, this is it. Addle, can you help? Yeah, actually. So, uh, as per Robert Frost, I don't know if you know his poems. He has a poem called Better Help. I believe this is written in the 1800s, but it still stands true today more than ever. Aaron, you should try Better Help. Have you heard of this? You seen this? Mm-hmm. Because sometimes Aaron and life were faced with tough choices and the path forward isn't always clear. Whether you're dealing with decisions around career relationships, being stuck in the middle of the woods, therapy helps you stay connected to what you ow, ow. Sorry, that also does so fast. Therapy helps you stay connected to what you really want while you navigate life and the woods.

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by Salt and Pepper. All right, how we feeling folks? So good. Okay, Adel, since we're back from break, can we give a quick recap of what the board looks like? Right now, JPC has $13. Uh-huh. Aaron Keefe has $25. And there's currently $95 up for grabbies.

Wait, $95 up for grabs. What did I just say? Oh, yes, okay. Oh yeah, I forgot that we got five points taken away because we got, we did both, we did the answer. Okay, go. Wow, okay, total. Oh, yeah, I forgot that we got five points taken away because we got we did both we missed the answer Okay, wow Wow, uh-oh, what's that? It's our it's the segment in the show where we learn a little more about one of our hosts relatives so

Attle, can we get a better? Wow It's a slow down portal a better sign. Nope. Wow. Wow. Wow. That's the saddest thing I've ever got. We're gonna have to go to a corner, slow down. It's a slow down portal. Edel, I believe you are going to tell us a little story about one of your uncles. Yes. My uncle, Yasser, is a cool dude.

Okay. And can you name one of his defining traits? Oh, and a restaurant. Oh, good answer, good answer. Let's see, Owns a restaurant up on the board. Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no My Co-hosts. He has one remaining, Aaron, you have two of those. I'm excited. And you both have remaining a full anal penetration. Okay.

Here we go. Next one, this is an apparel. The word is apparel. So a story from the Bible. Okay. That's incorrect. Okay. So sorry.

Invented in France, where else? In 1946. Named after the island site of an early US atomic test, caused a scandal among those of more modest taste. Float on, minus, minus. Plug, plug, plug, plug. Puzz. Yes.

Mini skirt? Mm. Puzz incorrect. Okay, keep going. Do you think there's an island called mini-scr-i? No, but there's like the name for it. And I forget the name. You don't wanna be upwind of mini-scr-i-land.

Hehehe. Ed, Eric. Do you think it's a dollar for that? No, she's getting it. Puzz, bikini? Wait. Oh boy, Aaron, I'm so sorry. You already gave an answer after that last poll.

Oh, sorry. JBC? Yes, Puzzbot, Keeney. It is Puzzbot, Keeney It is Puzzbot, Keene. Let me go grab Puzzbot. It is Bikini. I'm going to give you, JBC, I'm going to give you $4 for that.

Nice. That brings you up to a healthy 17. Aaron, I'm going to give you $1 for that. Thank you. Because you did it, but you played incorrectly. Watch yourself. Watch yourself, counselor. Watch yourself, choose.

I have your back in a fight, but this is game show. I'm hosting. Watch yourself. Watch yourself, counselor. Watch yourself, choose. I have you back in a fight, but this is game show, and I'm hosting. Watch yourself. Got it. This is an, I want to see a quick scene. This is going to be, so Aaron, I don't know if you know this. I'm not trying to mansplain to you, but.

But you're doing a good job. You're doing a good job. But one of the first atomic test sites was on the Bikini atoll, which is like the Bikini Islands. Okay, what's the scene? That's a scene? So, the scene I want to see is JPC, you are a naval officer and you have washed ashore after you're a shipwreck onto the small island of Miniskirt. So thirsty.

So thirsty. Oh, you got tequila. I'm sorry? We have tequila. Oh, I'm sorry. Yeah, so thirsty. So thirsty. Oh, you got tequila. I'm sorry. We have tequila. Oh, I've never... I wasn't expecting to see it. I'm a goddess! Can you believe how? How do I look? Look at my legs.

Look at my legs. Okay, yeah. No legs for days. Yeah. If you have a rash on them, what's your name, pal? Hey handsome. My name is Lieutenant Colonel Fred Ballsack. Okay Fred Ballsack.

Looks like we're the only two on this island for now. Oh, for now? What does that mean? I don't know if things go okay. You'd like have a child? I guess you said it not me. Okay, yeah, I don't know what I'm saying. You said you had daquila? Yeah, that's all I learned how to make da kilo

Don't have food haven't found food yet You're stuck here. I feel like there's some trees over there that might have some food I'm so sorry. There's definitely a lot of fish here. You said that you were a goddess. Mm-hmm Okay, and that's you're just a goddess stuck on this island Yeah, I just wanted you to think like you washed up a shore you ended up with a goddess I'm actually my name is I lean and I got dropped out of a stuck on this island. Yeah, I just wanted you to think, like, you washed up a shore, you ended up with a goddess. I'm actually, my name is Eileen, and I got dropped out of the helicopter onto this island.

Okay, if I'm being honest, I'm not a lieutenant colonel. I'm actually a naval officer. I, uh, and the A-bomb starts to drop on me. I'm the sergeant of my belly button. Uh, tell me, tell me. What is that? Take a look up. Whoa, that's A-bomb. A-bomb.

A-bomb. A-bomb. Ooh, I think, I think I'm gonna get myself a doll. Yeah. Tummy's What is that take a look up? Well, that's it, bomb Hey See I think I'm gonna give myself $5 Aaron, I'm gonna give you $5 for that scene you won that scene Nice I'm gonna have I can do this where I can give you $3 Okay If you give me Fred Ballsaxe middle name and I like it

Okay, $3 for Fred Ball Ballsax middle name and I like it. Okay. All right, three dollars for Fred Ballsax middle name Ivanka 17 here we go moving on Ivanka I thought Kampal said. Krapat, I thought Kampal said. Fib, this is an object, little changed from those used in China 2000 years ago. Some are used for fighting, some for fishing. Puzz, a net. Are you saying your favorite mouse cuttier? That is incorrect.

Puzz a spear. That is incorrect. Okay. Puzz a spear. That is incorrect. They're all high strong. Puzz. Yep. Fishing pull. Uh, no.

Fuck. I don't know. Last clue. Ben Franklin used one during a storm. Puzz. Yep. Come on. A kite.

Yes. Puzz, key. Electricity. Puzz. It is a kite. Aaron, you got it. Come on. Okay. Yes. Push. Key. Electricity. Push. It is a kite. Aaron, you got it.

Did I say a weapon? Do I have a gun? Some of you used for fighting. Have you rid the kite runner? Have you? Yes. I lived in a maze. Yes.

Where it's like two people fly a kite and they try and cut the other kite loose. So it's like they use wire that's fairly sharp. Oh, got it. Or durable and they try and cut the other kite. Yeah, it's not, I mean, it's not a common thing. It's not ideal. It's not ideal. Um, here we go.

Let's see a quick scene. This will be the fastest scene. Okay. It's two kites fighting. Got it. I know you are, but what am I? A kite. Same thing. James, he got five dollars.

I said I'm up. I said I'm up. If we've learned anything from this podcast, you don't win by setting up. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. I feel like a miss. Safe and Seas up to $22. Er Aaron, you have 36. Here we go. This is a famous literary work, a fairy tale written in 1697. Pum, I want to do a full anal stop. Well, anal pen, it's a full anal expression. I want a gold bloom Aaron on this one. So this is. So this is two questions in a row.

And Aaron, if you don't get them, you lose the money. Okay, all of my money. No, I wager. I would like to put up how much money do I have? You have $22. I would like to put up $15 of my own. I thought you were my friend. I would like your friend.

I have your fight. I talk about JPC. Oh, so what do you want to do with this $15? I don't know. So here's what I'll say. If you get this right, you win JPC's $15. Yes. You get nothing from the bank,, you win JPCs $15. Yes. You get nothing from the bank, but you win JPCs $15.

If you lose, JPC gets 15 from you. Mm-hmm. If she loses, and Aaron, you can either give me $15, or you have to eat as much egg salad as I want, or as I can fit a spoon. I would love to eat as much egg salad as you want. How many eggs sounds would be fit on the pith? It's sterical. As I can fit on the pizzeria meatle?

As I can fit on a spoon. Because I want the, then you have to watch someone eat egg salad quickly and that's on you. So Aaron, you do have to get this right. But I can cancel my point of the kitchen. Wait, so I'm sorry, I am a little bit confused. Do I have to get it right based on the first two clues? No, do you want to do that? No, no, no, I just was confused about how that was worded.

Should we do all four or should we say top three? No. Top three. She doesn't get the last two easy. I just was clarifying and then you made it. Should we do all four or should we say top three? Top three. No, top three. She doesn't get the last two easy. I just was clarifying and then you made it harder for me. Top three is pretty good. Here we go.

This is a famous literary work. Fairy tale written in 1697. In the Grim Brothers version, Granny survives. Never trust the words. Oh, yep. Little red riding hood. Little red riding hood. Shoot.

That was written that long ago? Yeah. You calling me a liar? No, I've just, I've never known that. By a German wolf. It was a wolf in writer's clothing. No. Let the red model be.

I got it. Can I call a scene? And this one, it can live in a bubble, not be judged. This is highly on Earth. Oh, we actually, you know what? We already did a little red riding scene on the show. Who was in a bubble, will not be judged? Air in scene work. Oh, we actually, you know what? We already did a little run riding to see it on the show. Who was in a bubble and not be judged? Aaron, scene, work.

No, we already did a little, do you remember the on the brick bright episode? Oh, yeah. Yeah, nevermind. Yeah, we did. Here we go. You have to get both to get all $15. Okay.

This is a place, you're gonna get three clues, a place shrouded in mystery. There are three sides to every story, limbo of the lost. Shrouded in a mystery, there are three sides to every story Limbo of the lost Shrouded in a mystery. There are three sides to every story limbo of the lost. Puzz. Yes, pergatory. Wait wait wait Pergatory purgatory was my guess purgatory was my guess. I fed that to Aaron because I am feeling because I'm feeling a little unhinged But I will let Aaron guess one more time Aaron you get one more that's very generous you get one more guess I can't stress enough

There are three sides to every story three sides to every story Every story also the same sort of three words to it. Oh, and I'm wrong. I don't know blank blank Oh shrouded in mystery There are three sides to every story limbo of the lost I don't know okay, you see do I do I get to steal no, but just for fun. It's the boom you know to try and go It's the Bambingo Kangle. Oh JPC wins $15 yes from Aaron bringing Aaron down to 21. What was the last hint for the previous trial?

J.P.C. rockets to $37. What was the last hint? Area of the Atlantic off the southeast USA. What if I didn't say that? It's not like purgatory. Purgatory works for all of those. I don't see a scene. Honestly, seriously, can we at least give me

like maybe a dollar for the fact that purgatory works for all three of his answers? Absolutely not. It's mysterious. Three sides of every story. Heaven, hell, and then purgatory works for all three of his answers. Absolutely not. It's mysterious. Three sides every story, heaven, hell, and then purgatory. That's true, that one it works for. I'm sorry, this is, I just want, this is not Bible,

this is not theology, but I just want, I don't want money credit, I just want friendship credit. I, that is not an unreasonable answer for anybody. My favorite part in Jeopardy is when the contestant is like, look, be fair! Be fair! What I said was it right, but it was smart! The DaVinci Code fits every stipulation Alex! I'm ready. I want to say a quick scene. Aaron, you're going to be Amelia Earhart, and you just got lost. You're playing Fluune the Perkert Dort. Okay. Oh boy, the sky looks a little different.

Oh. Hello? Hello. I'm Amelia Earhart. I'm flying an airplane. Who are you? Oh, my name's Dave. I was a computer programmer who was addicted to internet pornography.

And you can see quick sidebar you get two extra dollars if you give me a funny middle and last name. Yeah, my name is Dave. I'm Kabaulzak. Don't give me the point middle and last name. Yeah, my name is Dave. I funk a ball sack Don't give me the point anyway. Uh, you're dead Have I been well what year is it boy? And why is what are your arms stronger than the other? 46 or so that not a boy. Well, there is no year here. We're just waiting because what we did was neither good nor bad And so now we have to wait To get us to have a- Oh how did I die?

Um, what's the last thing you remember? I was in an airplane, but I'd never die in an airplane. I'm Amelia fucking air-haw. Well most people die in airplanes. Is that true? For sure. Oh, I remember how we started this episode now and the guilt is rushing back. Yeah, so uh, you're dead now and this is this is kind of a place where you can kind of wait So let me get this straight a Amelia airhide sure is in the same place as a man whose middle name is Ivanka Yeah, last name is ball sack my parents were big trump fans and you were I'm gonna say you split the difference so JPC you get get 250 you're up to 3950 nice

Aaron you're up to 2350. I'm gonna try to get to 69 other quit Oh my god. There you go. This is gonna be a grab bag a North American bird the crested gross speak gross peak Mm-hmm a North American bird the crested gross peak. I know a little thing about my co-host And I want to prove it. And just a reminder, Aaron, you have two, I know my co-hosts in one fallingal penetration. James, you have one, I know my co-hosts.

I know my co-hosts. Also a new twist. If KJ at any points can mine the answer, KJ gets $5. Oh my God. KJ, don't do this. KJ. I North American bird, the Crested Graspeak. I apologize, I don't know the correct pronunciation. Hey, JBC did it. I know Jay. I North American bird, the Crested Crossbeak.

I apologize, I don't know the correct pronunciation. Hey, JPC did it. I know my coast. Oh, I'm sorry. Yeah. So I know my co-hosts, JPC. You can have full control of this card if you answer this correctly. Yes. Within 10 days, not counting the year.

Okay. What is my birthday? Oh. Okay. Within 10 days, not counting June 6th. You're correct, is June 1st? Yes. You were within five days.

I knew what I've gotten that right on the money. We just did that birthday episode of Patreon. I'm so bad with birthdays, but I remember Adel saying that his birthday he was still in school for. No, you were still in school for Aaron, and we were enjoying our summer. You were reading off your phone. Yes.

So you have full control of this card. Here we go. In North reading off your phone. Yes, so you have full control of this card Here we go a North American bird. We mentioned that namesake of a sports team a rich red color a Catholic church official I want to say I want to say it the buzz. It's the redskins, but I shouldn't say that right? KJ's You know in church how they have the redskins It is the cardinals. There's a priest, there's a pope, there's a rentskins. Were you making KJ, were you doing a cardinal?

Yeah. I couldn't tell. I could tell. So hold on, hold on. I answered the thing to have full control of the card. KJ can't steal if I have full control of the card. Okay, well allow it. So the rules, KJ, decorum.

So you get, you're up to 44.50. We're almost hitting the ceiling of what's available, which is $95. Here we go. Famous person. Okay. Puzz. Yeah, jump, but they're written.

That's correct. Great. You lose $4. No. No. Because that is too soon. No, no. Here we go.

Famous person, hair doctor, as in the German hair doctor. Yeah. As in a German wolf might say. Yeah, so, hair doctor, as in the German hair doctor, as in a German wolf might say. Yeah, so a hair doctor, so like a stateless. How wolf? Sex was often on his mind. Puzz. Sigmund Freud.

It is Sigmund Freud. Freudians. I wasn't paying attention, KJ, what did you know it? He did Hitler and he did cocaine. They did, what was it? What did you do? Cocaine. They did. What was it? What did you do? Cocaine. They did cocaine.

I'm gonna give KJ $5. Wait, does Sigmund Freud do a bunch of cocaine? Probably. We don't know. We don't know. We don't know. I want to see a scene. Aaron, you're Sigmund Freud.

And JPC, you are Sigmund Freud's cook dealer. Gotcha. Sigmund Freud's coke dealer. Gotcha Sikki-sikki buddy. I can't I can't sell you anymore Well, I you know I need to have sex with my mom. I'm sorry cocaine. I'm sorry All right, fine if you don't have cocaine what can I have? Okay, well, I could give you some sex with my dad. I mean, marijuana. I mean marijuana. All right, fine. Actually, I don't love smoking. Do you have any sex with my brother?

I mean heroin. Oh, yes, I can give you heroin. Have you ever done heroin before? No, I've only had sex with my brother. See, like that you slip that in there. So here we go. The tally is JPC $40.50. Aaron has $23.50.

KJ is on the board. They have five dollars. Here we go. A numbering system. That's the clue. A numbering system. Aaron, just a reminder, you have full. I know who I am.

Yeah. Introduced in 1963, modified in 1983, 10 major groups numbered from zero to nine. The word two, T-O, zero to nine. Furthest east locations begin with zero. Puzz. Oh boy, we tied. I need you to rock paper scissors.

Okay, I always do paper, just you know, I always do paper. Wait, wait, wait, wait, what's that? The new to rock paper scissors. Okay, I always do paper. Just, you know, I always do paper. Wait, wait, wait. No. What's that? I'm the new way to this side. Okay. Just the year, one was I born.

82. 84. Correct. Oh, wait. No, JPC's about. JPC gets a dollar. That sucks. That sucks.

That sucks so hard. I can't, I can't live in a world. I cannot. I cannot. Hey Aaron. Hey Aaron. Hey Aaron. Hey Aaron. Hey Aaron.

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Hey Aaron. Hey Aaron. Hey Aaron. Hey Aaron. Hey Aaron. Hey Aaron. Hey Aaron. Hey Aaron. Hey Aaron. Hey Aaron. Hey Aaron. Hey Aaron. Hey Aaron. Hey Aaron. Hey Aaron. Hey Aaron. Hey Aaron. Hey Aaron. Hey Aaron. Hey Aaron. Hey Aaron. Hey Aaron. Hey Aaron. Hey Aaron. Hey Aaron. Hey Aaron. Hey Aaron. Hey Aaron. Hey Aaron. Hey Aaron. Hey Aaron. Hey Aaron. Hey Aaron. Hey Aaron. Hey Aaron. Hey Aaron. Hey Aaron. Hey Aaron. Hey Aaron. Hey Aaron. Hey Aaron. Hey Aaron. Hey Aaron. Hey Aaron. Hey Aaron. Hey Aaron. Hey Aaron. Hey Aaron. Hey Aaron. Hey Aaron. Got it. Ketchikan Alaska is 99950. Puzz. Puzz.

I think JPC had that. I wanna say zip clothes. It's zip clothes. That's $5. JPC is up to $46.50. I deserve my $15 back and you know it and I know. Hey, you can win it back. You're being a good person.

You can win it back. You just gotta play the game. How are we feeling? I feel fantastic. I'm just gonna blow this and I'm gonna blow this whole thing up. Let's do it. Okay, here we go. Here we go, here we go.

This is a food. Food. Puzz. Yeah, it's beady. Nope. Dammit. And not a dog, a food. Okay, my bad. Hold the anchovies. Okay, Puzz. Yeah, let's be atty. Nope. Damn it. And not a dog, a food. Okay, my bad.

Hold the anchovies. Okay, Puzz. Yep. Pizza. Nope. Beware the eyes of March. Beware the eyes of March. Hold the anchovies.

Beware the eyes of March. Okay, okay. Oh, Puzz. What do you, Kijas, Kijas doing something? Unless Aaron gets it right, Kijas gets it. Caesar salad. Caesar salad. Kijas gets a dollar because they were, they were pantomim salad. KJ gets a dollar because they were pantomiming.

They're hard for me to know for pantomiming. By the way, KJ did stab in the back and that's Cesar. Yeah, it ootoo, brittoo. It's ootoo, brittoo. Zip clones. Zip clones. OK. Aaron, did you have a complaint?

No, I just was going to say I know I haven't used my things yet, but I want to. I just, I don't know. OK. You want to, but what's the problem? I don't know. I just feel like I haven't used my things yet, but I want to. I just, I don't know. Okay. You want to, but what's the problem? I don't know. I just feel like, I don't know. Go ahead.

Okay. Okay. You having fun? I have a good time. I mean, I really need the money, but. Here's what I need to decide that I have not decided yet. So there's $95 up for grabs. I feel like just the winner should get the money.

Yes. And also KJ should get what they're entitled to. Yeah, only the winner, KJ is nothing. But what happens to the loser's money? Should we do one final question? I don't know. What can everyone just get the money that they earn? So no one goes home crying.

Whatever amount of the loser's money, I should be able to spend that on egg salad, and the loser will have to eat that much egg salad off of one spoon. I'm gonna be sick. I'm gonna lose. I'm gonna lose because I'm so far behind. I don't.

If anyone can get egg salad and bring it to the show, I'll take a bite. Okay. Yeah. Is that, that's a promise to me. Let's do another question. Here we go. This is a grab bag. This worked to be anything.

Okay. Common marine animal. I know my co-hosts. And I listen to them whenever they speak. Okay. Okay. Aaron, I'm gonna give you a... I hope it's impossible. Aaron, I'm gonna give you a softball, okay? Because you're down. No, it's gonna be hard. It's gonna be really upset. What is JPC's real name? Jumping. Even if you know, let's not say. What I want you to do is I want you to

tell me, who does JPC's dad resemble according to his classmates? The hoodie in the clothes this guy? That is correct. There is rockers. So Aaron, this is full control. KJ cannot steal, unfortunately. Here we go. Grab bag. Common marine animal. Another term for a drunk, which I've never heard this phrase,

so I don't even know if that's helpful. Something you use to wash the car. A person who, that is correct, it's the sponge. Wow. I've never heard that either. But it makes sense, sponge, drunk sponge. I'll go. It makes sense to me.

Hearns up to 3350, JPC at 46, KJ has six dollars. Here we go. How are we doing? Yeah, we are doing great. Fictional character. His real father was. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa.

Oh, that brings us to another point in our show where it is time to hear about one of our hosts, uncles, Adel. Who do you have for us today? Who, I'm gonna say, this is Danny. Okay, Uncle Danny. Hey, can we get one defining characteristic of Adel, Uncle Danny?

He wants to throw a Hell's Angel member through his windshield. Holy crap. He's a huge dude, he's a badass. This is a big feature of the show. Oh. This is a fictional character. His real father was a senator.

Was that? Yep. Take any kill that girl. Oh, I'll give you one more chance to rephrase it. John Puzz, John Kennedy. I'll give you chance to rephrase it. Ted Kennedy killed that. Squirrel. Squirrel. His real father was a senator. KJ was miming squirrel. Without his glasses, he makes low passes. I hate that clue. Yep, that's squirrel. Without his glasses, he makes low passes.

I hate that clue. Yep, that's it. Without his glasses, he makes low passes. His real father was a senator. Produces pros for Perry's paper. Group on a farm with step parents, John and Martha. John and Martha. Yep.

Without his glasses. I'm sorry, is this a fictional character? Is it a fictional Yeah, without his glasses. Is it a fictional character? Without his glasses, he makes low passes, produces pros for Perry's paper, grew up on a farm, KJ, just won this answer. It is Superman. Superman. KJ is up to $11. They made a, a, the, the typical flight move.

Yeah, the superman. Flight. Yeah, pretty good. I don't I'm not familiar with Superman or his lore. I'm Eddie or his Lord or his Lord. How many more God but say have a reason how don't isn't all the money somewhere now. Isn't all the money somewhere now. So JPC has 4650. Mm-hmm. Aaron Keefe has 3350. Well, great. Real quick, whoever does this math gets an extra dollar. No. And KJ has 11.

It'd be impossible for me to do this math. So, we have seven. 57 plus 30. 80. We're up to $91. There's still $4 on the table. $4 on the table. So this will be the last card.

Okay. And it's for $4. Got it. $4, $table. This is an object. Okay. Early models use cotton thread. I listen to my co-hosts when they talk and I appreciate them.

Here, I want you to say it again. I want you to be a little more energetic. I listen to my co-hosts. I never stop listening to them. I love them. Aaron. My sister's name rhymes with the Mexican food. What Mexican food is that?

What Mexican food? Does my sister's name rhyme with? Sidiya. Fajida. Junky. Honestly, I'm gonna give it to you. I was thinking of Kase Dio, which is less than a rhyme and more of a Dose of Rive. Aaron Sidiya listens to the shows. Is there anything you want to say to her right now?

Uh, thank you for the Miss Piggy mug. I love it and I drink my coffee out of it often And also she's just like one of the most pretty people like very attractive Which is not anything as nothing to do with her value, but it's just true. I would love it if Sidia introduced herself to people and she's like, sorry, who? Sidia. Who?

Kaysidia. Kaysidia. Kaysidia. Kaysidia. Kaysidia. I would love it if she introduced herself to people and be like, my name is Sidia and they're like, Sidia, like fajita.

I'm ready. Oh, she's gonna be a real man. So this is Aaron's and Aaron's alone. This is the very last card. It's for $4. Early models use cotton thread. I'm sorry, this was an object. Early models use cotton thread.

A current affair. A current affair. Socket to me. Catch some rings. Wait. A current affair? It's like a wire So the cotton the early models use cotton thread. I will say the cotton thread was used as a filament Mm-hmm. So it was so a light bulb. It is a light bulb. Wow Thomas Monskin's for do you say Thomas middle bitch?

Thomas middle bitch in a truck the light brown Thomas Monsmanal Vets. So here's what we have JPC has 4650 Aaron has has 3750, KJ has 11 dollars. We're gonna lock off KJ's amounts. They get that regardless of winter loose. All right, so all the money is out on the table. Ticketypew, ticketypew, ticketypew. We can learn about somebody's ants. No, that, that sound means that we are entering

into our fighting round. Addle, will you tell them what happens in the fighting round? I don't know. The fighting round is what Aaron came up with, which I think is a brilliant idea. What's going to happen is JPC, you currently have 4650. Aaron has 3750. Thank you. There's no more money to win from Uncle Addle, but I will write a check to the winner.

However, for this final round, it's winner wins whatever money they have at the end of it. Loser gets none of their money if they have any left. Boy, oh boy. And we're just going to do a speed round. And for every card you get right, you steal a dollar from the other person's pool. Get it. Make sense?

Here we go. This is a classic story. Took place in an imaginary and illogical world. She'll never come for tea again. Puzz. Yep. Allison Wonderland. Allison Wonderland So that is a dollar Dollar for Aaron. Okay, okay Here we go Some of these are like real bad

Ben Casey, I don't know what that is. Hold on, let me go, I'm sorry about this. This is a grab bag. Greek God of pastures and flocks, what a disappointed critic may do to a play. How 49ers? Pans. Pans.

Pans is the correct answer. Yeah, 49ers, they have pans That's it. They eat their breakfast and grab bag What some designers dress a Stat assembly to have in your office it may have bars it can be a real pain Yes window it's a window buzz here. We go occupation a skin tightener It's a gut-wrenching job Stuff's turkeys but not for dinner Bring them back because yep, tacit gremist. It's a taxidermist

It's a taxidermist and that's someone who does taxes for dead animals Mm-hmm. I want to see a scene that, and the animals. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Uh, I want to see a scene. Uh, Erin, you're a taxidermist. Uh, JPC, you have brought something in, um, for Erin too, stuff. This is very important to me.

Um, I'm the Florida. Would you like to meet my wife? Yes, of course I would love to meet you. She's right in here. I'd love to meet you, right? Say hello to the nice man. Oh. Uh, okay, so this is a stuffed bear. She's right in here. Say hello to the nice man. Oh Okay, so this is a stuffed bear

Yeah, okay, well she was my wife and then she passed and this is how she would she wanted to be Capt this is her legacy. She was my wife. Well, she was in a live bear. Sure. She's a bear wearing a wedding dress. Yep. Yeah, okay. Anyway, I have a... Would you like to dance with my bear, wife? Okay. I could put on some music. Yeah, I get... Would you like to watch us dance?

I think that... I'm getting that you want me to what that. All right, well, what do you have to stuff? Just a couple of dogs. You see, here we go. We're gonna fly here. A food that French consume the most per capita. More than 2000 varieties.

Puzz. Yep. It is ass. Oh, hi. Puzz. Macarons. Puzz. How's it going?

I keep going. Wisconsin overtook New York as the top US producer. Soft semi soft, semi charcharmed hard and very hard Puzz the right blind free Cheese cheese. It is cheese airing gets that Simic film title the dog was a drag meet the Griswolds Wally world or bus bus. Yep Trouble cheese. That is incorrect. Damn it. I don't know. Okay. Is the national amputance vacation? Here we go. This is something that's done. This is a real card. I'm not making this up. I apologize. I don't know. Okay, is the National Ampune's vacation? Hmm. Here we go.

This is something that's done. This is a real card I'm not making this up. I apologize, I am so sorry. This is something that's done. It takes a plastic surgeon, makes mountains out of mole hills. Only boobs go in for it. Puzz.

Oh. Aww. Like a breast enhancement. It is breast enlargement. Aaron gets that card. They just say breast augmentation now. Augmentation. Oh, augmentation.

Oh, no, no, no, no. Aaron, I want to see a scene. You are playing an inventor who has invented a breast augmentation machine. Hi, man. Hi, man. Come in here. What? Hi. What? Come in here. I'm in here., come in here. What?

Hi, baby. Come in here. I'm in here. You come in here. Look what I made. Look what I made. Look what I made. Well, actually, hold on.

We have to use an example. Go get the bear and the wedding dress. See the dress. This is a grab bag. A type of sailboat. Harry Chapin sang a song about one. Al's favorite snack. Don't let it out of the bag. A type of sailboat, Harry Chapin sang a song about one. Al's favorite snack. Don't let it out of the bag. Buzz. Yep. A cat. That is a cat. Chemical elements.

This is a chemical element. First isolated on earth in 1895, used to treat as Maddox. Yup. Unobtainium. Nope. Second most abundant elements up, up up and away. Puzz. Helium. It is helium. Entertainer, we have two more. Entertainer helps build bodies.

Doesn't mask her identity. Puzz Jim Carrey. Nope. A sunny disposition. Has she got you, babe? Puzz. Yep. Share.

It is share. Last one. Film character. A hundred years old speaks in grunts. Puzz, group. Nope. Father is itchy. Son is lumpy. What? Father is itchy. Son is lumpy. Puzz. Yep. Group. Nope. I don't know. Seven feet, seven feet, two inches tall, patterned after the cowardly lion in Wizard of Oz. I have no idea. Seven plus, plus, plus, plus. Two inches, yes. Group. It is group.

What is it? But you have to say it the correct way. A cockpit star in Star Wars. Oh, Chewie. Chewie. Chewbacca. JPC, can we get a middle and last name for Chibaka? Okay, okay.

Peter and Matthew. I think you just died. I think you just died. Errin had the last one. Errin had seven. JPC had three. So Errin wins four of JPCs. That puts her at $41.50.

That takes, oh boy, this is real close. That takes JPC down to 42 dollars and 50 cents Wow So JPC has 42 50 Aaron has 41 50 KJ walks away with 11 It's cuz you took that 15 dollars from me early. Yeah, so JPC you won by a dollar you get 42 50 I will write you a check. Yeah Aaron you get nothing but hopefully if If people like this it will return what do we think the hashtag should be if people like this, it will return. Why do we think the hashtag should be if people want more of this?

Jesus Christ. Uh, well, Adel, what's now your, your, the title of this game was easy to digest and put into a hashtag. What was the title of this game? Uh, what more time? I think this is by the way, the perfect hashtag. The title of this game is money, money, money, Puzzies, Puzzies, Puzzies. It pays to be right.

Adderifies Hyundai, Dolly giveaway based on the book Adaltude. My life in Riddy's and Puzzies,uzzies Puzzies it pays to be right. Adorifies Honey Dolly giveaway based on the book Adaltude my life in Ridicin Puzzies Uncle Adal writes a check Money money money Puzzies Puzzies Puzzies it pays to be right Adal provides Honey Dolly giveaway Adal replies Honey Dolly giveaway based on the book Adaltude my life and Ridicin Puzzies Uncle Adal writes a check So I hashtag Uncle the lateral right to check. If you want to see this game again,

and I can tell you that 4250 is going straight up my nose, I'm going to buy some flow days. Oh, you like Sigmund Freud. I would have given it away to like people in need. You just said you need money. Yeah, to give to people in need. Oh boy. Let's plug stuff. Let's plug stuff Number one thing we want to plug

Patreon yeah every Friday we have new episodes for five dollars a month you get all those new episodes There's already I don't know 17 banks. There's a bunch of them So there's a bunch already in there. You're gonna get new ones every week You basically get double the amount of us the trouble So if that's something you want great if that's something you want to curse others with, give it as a gift. But that's patreon.com slash hey riddle riddle. Myself, Adolfi, I want to plug some podcasts

that I was recently on. I was on Star Wars Minutes, so check that out with Magic Tavern at the Star Wars celebration. I was on Omen Cast, which is a wonderful sort of RPG supernatural podcast. So check that out. And also I wanna apologize. I think last time I promoted them, I said the title wrong.

I was on Titanium Physicist podcast. So check that out as well. I talked with Dr. Katie Bowman who took the first picture of a black hole. And I felt more stupid that I ever have in my life, but it was a wonderfully fascinating conversation. So check that out. JPC.

Yep, you can follow me on Twitter at JPCOFly. You can follow me on Instagram at SharkBarkman. And that's pretty much it. Follow me on Instagram at AaronKeefe10. And I'll plug all my shows there. And if you want free tickets to any of my shows, just message me on there. Hell yeah.

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