Hey Riddle Riddle - #45: Lucky Songbird! with Jon Gabrus

Episode Date: May 29, 2019

It's here! Our first of many HOLLYWOOD NIGHTZ recordings to come; with special guests we had on in LA! We kick it off joined by the wonderful Jon Gabrus who along with the Clue Crew helps discover the extra sins left on the cutting room floor, lays down the law as a kid boss, finds new terms for being horny and embraces his inner Long Island English Teacher! You're gonna get the dirty swirls listening to this one! Also check out Adal, Erin and JPC on the recent episode of Jon's podcast High & Mighty on HeadGum! #WiddleWednesdayStarring:Adal RifaiJohn Patrick CoanErin KeifSpecial Guest:Jon GabrusEditing by: KJ SnyderTheme by: Arne ParrottLogo by: Emily Kardamis & Emmaline MorrisWant more? Get Weekly Bonus Eps on Patreon!Want merch? Visit our TeePublic Store!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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So enjoy it, head over to Patreon, and I love you, Ingeby. It was so nice spending time with you, just us, but guess here's the theme. You'll love it. Okay, bye. Champagne champagne and elf insane that that name made the cut they traveled long and travel hard to Meridian They are bound upon hearing of carnival a plot device is found I dare and give too much away in this my humble song No shit all sure like it's hey riddle riddle. This is out of five. This is JPC and I'm Aaron keep and we should say that this is a Hollywood night episode

My skin crawl I was a rash all of a sudden debating you should get that checked up We're debating between Hollywood nights and better LA than ever and when you say we were debating you mean You mean you are on it to me and my yeah me myself and Irene Just screaming into a mirror. Man up. Better LA than never. Better, so it's a play on better late than ever. But it's not clear.

Sure. I feel like the best play on words are the ones where you have to explain that. Yep. Or the best jokes I've made in my life are the ones where I have to then say like this, and then the best responses are when people go, I see what you're going for. That makes me feel like a big man. So we're in California right now.

So we're in California. We're in Hollywood, USA, doing some special recordings with some special guests and I thought we should have a fun name for it. No, JPC, do you have a better name? For sure. Let's see, we're in LA, we're doing a coordinate. And he'll say it in one, two. Cala forna riddle case. Damn it, that's good. What about better LA than never? Ooh, I love that Aaron. And that's your idea.

Yeah, it's a love it. Don't you love it? Carbage. Cool, and we do have special guests. And more specifically, we have a special guest. You might know him from High and Mighty, his podcast on Headgun Network. You might know him from High and Mighty, his podcast on Headgum Network. You might know him from Raised by TV, his TV show with Lauren Laphke, that's in podcast

form. You might know him as Gino, the intern on Comedy Bang Bang. Intern Gino. Wow. John Gabrielis. Both work. Better late than never. Thank you. Thanks for having me.

Yeah, thanks for being on. I'm so excited. Can we ask what is your relationship with riddles? I like most people who peaked early intelligence wise and the huge fan of riddles and problem solving. And gaming tests is pretty much how I got through into and through college and UCB. But in reality, I, Riddles are not as major a part of my life anymore as they used to be. And that's for the worst. It's turned my, it's my life has gotten way worse.

You can point your Riddles specifically. If you charted a graph of like how much Riddles were a part of my life and how shitty my life has been, they're both trending down. This isn't who charted, so we're not. Alright, good, yeah. I don't fully understand their format anyway. That sounds like the same thing a retired bridge troll would say. I used to be the riddle game big, got out of it. Life hasn't been going great.

I've used Carla. I'm one of the eight people that monetized riddles us a bridge troll. And we're sitting with the other three. Three Chicago bridge trolls. How's Harry? Well, when were at LA? Chicago eight. Chicago eight in an LA bridge troll. Yeah, we've established that Aaron is a Chicago 8 and an LA 2. Oh, that's fair. No one charts in LA. Not to keep bringing up charts, but.

But JPC and I are Chicago 8 and LA dead, so it all works out. So we're being kind of downjackets by you a lot of mileage in Chicago. Yeah, it's easy because you can cover up for 90 seconds. Yeah, no one knows my shape. No one knows my shape. Meanwhile, I know I could trace the outline of an aerial of eight women that I ate brunch with at the same time. So, and we'll post those on our Instagram, is that cool?

Yeah, yeah, that's fine. They're just my cousins. You used one of those firegrass? You say it's your cousins? Yeah, yeah, that's fine. They're just my cousins. You just want to smile, grouse? You say it's your cousins? Yeah, yeah. There's a family branch, but these, and is it one cousin who has eight areals or eight cousins?

Yeah, it was my one cousin is a female pitpele. Oh, so it's like blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Yeah, that's all my family. That's a CWP Chicago dad. I have cousins. I have cousins for you. She's a father of mine. She can yield me.

There you go. Boyaboo, got my catchphrase. All right. I have cousin. She's a father. She can milk me. Boy, I've got my catchphrase. Oh, God. I'll get in tons of mileage out of that. Of course, JPC's catchphrase is a line from a already existing movie. Fuck you. Catchphrases are hard. You're right one. I think you try with better LA than never.

And I was met with a heart stop. It's all this day. I'm here for Hey Riddle Riddle Hollywood nights. There you go. Thank you. Oh, thank you. With me, it's got to be Hollywood nights. I'm the Hasselhoff podcast.

I can't get in that motion. Most of Germans listen to Hey Riddle. And you've rocked down the rolling wall. I can't get comfortable with all the support I'm feeling for Amor. So we're to have support on this show. Yeah, it's super alienated. We don't want that.

Whatever. Don't get used to that, Adel. And just so everyone feels an equal level of shame, we're going to start up doing some riddles. This, since we have a special guest, we're doing one of our classic mailbag episodes as people know who listen to the show. And for first-time listeners,

you can always email us at hrrpodcast.gmail.com. If you have a riddle suggestions that you would like us to use on the show. Many, many people have and we have too many that we can get to, but I have a curious question. And we can stress enough, if you can make your own bespoke riddles, that helps us a ton because we're running out. Oh, absolutely. This podcast can exist for maybe four more months and then we are all... We'll turn to dust. We'll turn to dust. We'll turn to the riddle of our finish.

We'll turn to dust. We'll turn to dust. We'll turn to dust. We'll turn to dust. We well turned to dust and again it's on the riddle of our face all that's left is the riddle of Joe Biden you're getting more and more top so this is an email that comes to us from Seth and Seth has sent us some a variety of riddles some of them I think are kind of like warm up ask riddles good for in the show Seth Rogen yeah so this is from Seth Rogen Seth said specifically please don't use my last in the show, Seth Rogen. Yeah, so this is from Seth Rogen. Seth said specifically, please don't use my last name,

but it is Seth Rogen. Oh, you did just bought two. Seth says I've heard y'all do some super old riddles sometimes, and I always find it very entertaining, most because they're usually fucking nonsense, which, all right, man, you fucking do a riddle podcast. But he has a couple of- I use the notes for a time, yeah, for sure.

A couple of books from the 1800s, they're old school type riddles, so I thought it's in a couple of books from the 1800s. They're old school type riddles. So I thought it's in a bunch of them. You're welcome and I'm sorry. So riddle number one. I went to the garden and got it, came home to the house and cried with it. Did Adam and Eve have a house?

Yeah. In the 1800s, Adam and Eve lived in a log cabin or something? Adam and Eve lived in a log cabin. At a military wood. Yeah. I went to the garden and got it. Came to the house and cried with it. Is it a flower? That's the whole thing.

That's the whole riddle. Is it an onion? Yes, an onion. I can find out. Pumped the brakes, Gabriel. Whoa. I'm like, as I'm sitting here, I'm like, wait a minute. I can solve this.

The riddle podcast people are in charge. Oh wait, we're supposed to venture. We've had a few guests who are like, wait a minute. I can solve this. The riddle podcast people aren't sure. Oh wait, we're supposed to wait there. We've had a few guests who are like, after the show, they're like, oh, sorry if I solve those too fast. Are we supposed to like draw it out? And like, no, we're just bad at riddles. Because they're like, I noticed that you two weren't solving anything.

We're like, no, we're just better. I mean, I just don't even know how to do them. I was picturing a flower. And then you know when you do, he loves me. He loves me not with a flower. Yeah. And then I bet she got, he loves me not. That's not with the flowers. Yeah, and then I bet she got oh He loves me not that's what I was picturing and I didn't even think onion, but I don't like rattles

So in your head you envisioned a garden with a flower that had an odd number of petals Deep You're a sure lock-ass mine To support my own idea. I'm gonna See you seen with Aaron as Eve, Gabriel as Adam, and you two are just trying to, you've built a house in the Garden of Eden. Is that the correct term? Garden of Eden?

Yes. Great. As a non-bibliophile, a Bible-al-file, and you two have just built a house and now you're trying to figure out what to decorate it with. I found this snake. What do you think? Uh, whoo, okay. That snake looks familiar. Um, I feel like the snake as a living being, I'm not positive decoration wise, but look, hun, I told you.

Look, I'm wearing this scarf though. Oh, now that's cute. Really, you think so? I think it works. I truly feel it's tempting. you dress like this is a rather a little bit of a Temptation, but oh come on. Oh, please since I got your rib things have been weird I I just you got my rib. I thought I came from your rib, but did you take what do I? I took a one of your remember you woke up in that tub of ice. Oh my god. I wanted a rib back I wanted a rib back.

I wanted my baby back. You know, I get it, I get it. But if we, when we built this house, we said this is our house in the middle of the garden. Yeah. And I, so I want to come at this equally. So if you want, if you want the snake is decoration, let's have the snake.

It's kind of joking right now. Okay, all right. It is a constrictor. That's fair. Yeah, that's fair. Yeah. Oh, okay. I hope we just put them right over it.

The window. Oh, cute. I love it. Oh, the little apple tree. NGAPC, let's have you enter the voice of God and you've got some notes. Okay, scene cut. I'm in on the decoration. I love what you're doing here. Don't mind me. I'm in on the decoration.

I love what you're doing here. Don't mind me, I'm not even here. This is a suggestion. Use it if it's useful. If it's not, forget it on it. Can I have a bigger leaf, please? Can I have a smaller leaf, please? I worked out for freaking nothing.

First of all, I don't know who mislabeled it, but you're supposed to trade leaves. Oh, okay, here we go. So what do I, these two chess leaves of This is much better. Oh, this is much better. Okay, everybody's in their own leaves now. Yeah, okay. We'll fire Whoever was in charge of the leaves. Aaron, can you get in my office? Yeah, yeah, what the fuck? These leaves are unlabeled in my defense. This is the first time we've ever had costume design. Look, what I-

I created costumes. What I pulled a rib out of each one of these people and made you, Aaron, I expected results, okay? I'm so sorry. And by the way, this is poison oak. Can I ask, if you need a rib to create new people, how did you first create Adam? Uh, Chili's. What was it? I went to Chili's and I asked for it to go back.

And can I go eat it the Chili's or is that still off limits? The Chili's, the garden of Chili's... What was it? I went to Chili's and I asked for it to go back. And can I go, we did the Chili's or is that still off limits? The Chili's, the Garden of Chili's is closed. Anyone who goes to that Garden of Chili's will be banished forever, that is God's Chili's. But God, you sit in there drinking two for one Killian's Irish Reds all afternoon. Are you sure you're not just hogging Chili's for yourself? Blumen onion after, Blumen onion. Alright, Blumen onion. Yeah, those are still there, right? At Chili's Blue man onion after, blue man onion. All right, blue man onion. Yeah, those are still there, right?

At Chili's. No, uh, Are those? See, this is the thing, you just committed original sin. Ha ha ha. Chili's has the awesome loss. It's, it's, it's, it's,

it's, it's, it's awesome loss. Aaron, I can't believe it. Oh my God, I didn't get my fried onion food, right? Sorry, everybody. It's, it's awesome blossoms in Corona readers and please don't embarrass Chicago. We have to represent for our chilies. Chili's was two for one in my my hometown two for one beers like every single night. So you would go there long Island the one I think was on a Hemsotter Pike and it was two for one beers all the time

and they were loose with carting ideas. So we would go there on like double dates, like me and a body would take like two girls there, drink like eight killions, I was sure, that's why it's burned in my head, because we were getting fancy beer, and then drive like all over the highway, all my, and go back to like a girls mom's house

and like make out in her basement. And that's called the Long Island Tuesday. Yeah, that is two for two. I think I told this story in the show, but I was eating at Chili's with my friend in high school like after a play in our waitress in the middle of the meal quit her job and then sat down with us and told us all the gross things that Chili's does.

No, that's amazing. She was like, they don't wash the dishes. It's like once a week they go outside with a hose and they just spray it down and And we were like, okay. And then you did anyone from theater quit theater and become a waitress? I have to know in like switch places with this. Yeah, they're like, I've been preparing. I also had a waitress at Chili's Quit.

It was New Year's Eve and we had already had our meal and she came by our table and she was like, I just want to tell you, I just fucking quit. I'm walking out of this place. We were like, okay. Goodbye. Thanks anyways. She was like, I just want to tell you I just fucking quit. I'm walking out of this place. We're like, okay Goodbye And I saw for sure that we got we got 50% off of our meal for that. I saw sir burrallis and waitress Foulsir. Okay. Nope dead stop. Let's do another riddle. Shall we yes? I would say that a lot of these are pretty easy big as a cucumber with a blonde beard

I would say that a lot of these are pretty easy. Big as a cucumber with a blonde beard. Adam. Adam. A Nordic cucumber. Big as a cucumber. Big as a cucumber with a blonde beard. Is this, are these all vegetable riddles? It would seem that way so far.

Yeah. Based on the two that I've run from. It's a featured vegetable salad. From Seth Rogan who is a big vegetable. Ooh, I want to say my penis with a little beard on it. It's a big blonde beard. I have a bad roast mom. Big is a cucumber with a blonde beard.

I'm glad. Keeping in mind these are probably most likely vegetable related. I'm trying to think of what vegetable would even, like some sort of sinuous fiber that attaches to the neck of a vegetable. Can we get a little hint? like some sort of sinuous fiber that attaches to the neck of a vegetable. I, oh, oh, oh, oh. Can we get a little hint? Yeah, it's the roughly the size of a cucumber

and it's blonde. Yeah, oh great. That's squash. No, it's corn. Yes, corn. It's corn. It's corn. I feel bad even answering these.

You should answer. What is the premise of this fucking podcast? The premise is these are the easiest riddles. You should know I just don't like riddles. I like logic problems. I just don't like riddles. That's why I'm bad. I like lateral thinking problems.

I don't like these. These are all bad. Thank you. So I like math. This is what Seth gets what he writes into the podcast. The greater it is, the less it can be seen. Gatsby. The greater it is.

Yeah, the answer's Gatsby. Correct. The less it can be seen. Theatsby. The greater it is. Yeah, the answer's Gatsby. Correct. The less it can be seen. The greatest Gatsby of the mind. Love. It's a weird last line on the book. As you see the green light, is it a shadow? You're close.

It's the darkness. Nare and correct. You are on the board with points. I did it. Hell yeah. As an act of charity, whom should we always kill? The rich. As an active charity.

You are right on the money with the rich, Adam. You're speaking my language, but that is not the answer that Seth chose. As an active charity, we should always kill them. Yes, as an active charity, whom should we always kill? Losing resources. Oh, right.

Oh, maybe it's not the rich, maybe it's the poor. Yeah. No. Finally, someone saying it. The bravery. Yeah, this is for you. Yeah. Charity.

You never had a squagraw all sweety. The nicest thing you can do to a poor person is to kill them. Kill your ego. Oh, it's another great guess. As an act of charity. I will say it says, whom should we kill? The nicest thing you can do to a poor person is to kill them. Kill your ego. It's another great guess. As an active cheerleader. I will say it says, whom should we kill, but this is not like an actual whom.

This is not like a person. And it's cheerity in the mother truce's sense. It's capitalized. It's probably a stripper's name. Okay. Okay. We should kill greed. Who is the stripper's pin?

Capital G. A. Greed. That's the closest that he would spend great guy He just wants to do I kind of business with a guy named greed He's gonna be an issue in the long run You're looking at a side an episode of supernatural my friend Yeah, the Pimp name greed was a demon and we did kill him. Were you joking about that being close? No, like the concept of greed is the closest, I think. It's because this is more like an ambiguous. Selfishness.

No. It's basically what would be a good thing to eliminate in the world. Selfishness works, greed works. Gelicy, gluttony. I'm not. Gluttony I think is close-ish. Waste. No.

I think about like the opposite of gluttony I think is close-ish. Waste. No. I think about the opposite of gluttony. If you're not overindulging your... Sacrifice. Underindulging. Underindulging. If I'm not being gluttonous, it sucks. Uh... The world seems great.

The actual answer to this air in is hunger, but I do love the word, like replacing hunger with under indulgence. I feel like I'm a little under indulge. I feel like that's a very L.A. way to talk. I'd like to see a scene, let's have JP C and Gabriel's the two Johns in the room. Let's have you be the eighth and ninth sins that didn't quite make it into the Bible. Sure. Okay.

Having a dinner. Did you have you got any work this week? Or? Yeah, a couple. There was a big company wide dinner and they had the bill came. So that's when I pop in as the eighth that we send, the splitting the bill by item by item.

Sure. Yeah. Well, that's good for you. Yeah item by item. Sure, yeah. Well, that's good for you. Yeah, I know. It was fun. It was fun for me to just kind of rile it up and get the situation sort of, you know, get people really hating on each other and stuff like that. Because everyone knows they could just solve it

by splitting it evenly amongst the amount of people there and understand that that's a binding contract when you sit down to dinner in a large group. But for sure, but if it went, I'm around. They need you because different people got different price to beers. So that's not fair, you know, I'm just about to buy it. Don't you, don't you forget for a minute that I didn't bring up, wait hold on, that was a quadruple negative.

Back it up a second here. Don't think for a minute I didn't bring up domestic versus imported and versus bottled. I kept track of every single glass and I ruined the entire evening. And thank you for for inadvertently bringing me into the conversation. It's the ninth deadly sin syntax errors. I really appreciate just when people open it up to my part of the conversation. Yeah, I felt like you were surfing on my brainwaves there for a second when I was trying to get that information. I wasn't not close to answering that, but I didn't not get very close to responding.

Yeah, oh, yeah, baby. It's working. Okay, I can't, I'm full like company, so I'm not gonna do anything but you know, that's spanked. You don't need lust and wrath. We've got syntax error and splitting the bill item by item Fuck those guys. Yeah, and not really fuck those guys because lust would love that

Well, that's what drives me crazy is like I tried to fucking man up on lust and I fucking you can't top the shit out Hey guys were so sorry, we just like The seven did we since had a pool party and we must have like lost your invitation in the mail wait The 10th did we send got an invitation had a pool party and we must have like lost your invitation in the mail wait the 10th did we send Got an invitation to the party. Yeah And go ahead real quick say your thing I just say it quick. I'll speak for vocal fry Yeah, vocal fry I know

I don't know who that is. Oh boy, well, that will get some emails on that one, Aaron. People love vocal fry. I don't know what you're talking about. They really do. I like to weaponize it as something that makes women different than men. I already tried like hating women for not being funny and they proved me wrong over and over again by demonstrating Is is now I decided that the way their voices is what I hate about them is vocal fry Purely allocated to women. I think it's Used as a hammer against really I believe you can have vocal fry. I feel like an IRGlass has vocal fry. Yeah, I feel like NPR vocal fry and a five syllable first and last name combination is

the only way you can hire it over there. Yeah, I think that that's, it's like 90% applied to women, but I think that they just men get a pass on it. Well, I would like to apologize to our listeners, the male listeners. I'd like to apologize. I listeners? The male listeners? I like to apologize. I'm going to start climbing the wall. That's my favorite radiohead song. Okay, here's your next riddle.

It increases and decreases and no one sees it. It is not a fire in pressure. It can be quenched. It's not blood pressure. That's an excellent guess. It's horniness. It's horniness. It's horniness. It's hornnyness. It's hornyness. It's hornyness. The ocean. I

Said it a word that only gets weirder and weirder to say as you get older Horny, but there's not a better word for the feeling. Yeah You're like I'm doing work. Turned on turned on works, but that doesn't really feel like it doesn't have the same definition It's I always just say hungry for sex. Yeah, I say I'm feeling fucky. Yeah, and I've had no sex in tenders. When you're ever in sexy moments, do you use the word horny? No, you can't. It's too infantile. It's too funny.

Yeah, yeah. I'm really horny. I'm horny for you. I first people use the term sexy times. It's been real. Yeah, my partner had sexy times. And that's what they refer to as like moments that are allocated for sex, as they call it sexy times. Sexy times is 815 to 845. Which happens

to be when Long Island serves their two for two. Conveniently enough. Yeah, I think horny is only a term that's used for like comedy. I don't think there's any other context where people would- Like it's embarrassing. I think it's embarrassing, but I think you would find, no one would say it for sexual, like to, oh, I hope you're horny, or I'm horny right now, babe,

but I think you would say to a friend, Jesus Christ, I'm fucking horny today. And I think there's something weird about the word where it doesn't, it's not a better word, but it has no adult sexual connotation to it, but it is something you would say to your friends like, fuck, I'm horny today. 37 years old, this is the shit I'm saying to my friends.

They're like, hey man, these are your first day of work. That's why I'm so turned on. I'm just horny for paycheck. My friend called me and I was like, you don't call my house at 10 o'clock and after. My wife is asleep, but I don't really need this information. My female friends call it the dirty swirls.

They're like, I got the dirty swirls. The dirty swirls? That sounds like shitting. I am. They're so close. I just gave the porcelain the dirty swirls. I got the dirty swirls. I like that dirty swirls, that makes sense to me.

You're like swirling. Yeah, they're like, I'm so swirly. I gotta go get fucked, I'm swirling. Your friends would polish or. Filling swirly, getting the dirty swirly. Take any cold, that's the world. Oh no. Okay, here's the next swirl.

What is that from which if you take all its letters? There's got to be a better way to phrase this. Oh, I'm sorry, did we not, you do the answer? I don't know. Yeah, we just did horny a bunch. It was thirst. Okay. Which is thirsty is also another way to say horny.

Thirsty is like the newest version of horny and the safest to say, but you still wouldn't like lean into your partner's ear if you were watching TV and say, I'm thirsty. Are you feeling thirsty? You're gonna get bitch. Get me talking to water. There's also the concept of a thirst trap

was is someone posting a provocative photo, which implies that it's like a horny trap. Like, that's what that means, right? Yeah, your intention is to make someone horny for you with a thirst trap. Yeah, so can we do so in England, they have a thing that's like, I forget the exact name for it,

but it's like some sort of rhyming or some kind of game. That's what it is. Bangers and Mashes, squeaking bubbles. They have a rhyming game. Have you heard of this? Have you seen this? Have you heard about this? So if you go to England, they...

That was about to tell us something from 100 years ago. Oh my God. Who are the kids are doing? So when Chaucer first started off, this segment started with someone going, well, I believe a thirst trap came. It's like old people explaining.

You know what? They have a thing where it's like, they have a rhyming game. So like, when I first went there, I was staying with this family and they're like, can we take your bag up the apples and pears? And I was like, I don't know what you're saying. And they're like, apples and pears. And I'm like, what are you talking about? And they're like stairs. So in England, they take a word and then they'll start to like, word associate with it or

rhyme it. So, or they'll be like, use your, use your loaf So, or they'll be like use your, use your loaf. To me, like don't be dumb, use your loaf. Loaf means loaf of bread, bread, rhymes with head. Yeah, it's like cockney rhyming slang that comes from this game. Yeah, so is there a way to, so like, if we say electrolytes, that means thirsty, that means horny. Like, is there, oh yeah, the cockney slang once removed.

Yeah. Yeah, you could just say you're fucking horny. So horny runs with corny. Who's game hen? I'm game hen. I could eat a whole game here. You must know this but there's an entire song in the new Mary Poppins about that. About being horny? Yeah, about being so horny. Jim Nene, Jim Nene. Jim Nene. It's a Roo. It's just Mary Poppins fucking those animated penguins. It's a ROOG! It just very poppins fucking those animated penguins. Just having a gay bag with a penguin.

It's beautiful, it's beautiful, it's sugar, it's a euphemism. I heard the new Mary Poppins wasn't great, but if that's in it, then I have to see it. I made it like eight minutes into the movie with so much THC and nothing, so I still couldn't get enjoy. And I love the first Mary Poppins, I love Emily, but I love everything about it. And I'm like, this movie is fucking lame. I mean, I am again an adult man who's almost 40 and the movie's not for me, so I understand. Well, also, Hollywood should make sequels 70 years later.

Right. Finally. Yeah, that's prime time for it. Although I will watch this in Game 2, even Caner. OK, this is the next hurdle. And I have already teased it a little bit but I didn't finish it. What is that from which if you take all its letters it remains the same? I think I know this but if it's wrong I'm gonna feel real laugh that. Oh yeah, you're gonna feel laugh that.

Is it a postman? It is a postman. That's correct, you got it. Oh, because like they deliver letters. man. That's correct. You got it. Oh, because like they deliver letters. Coming to America, great film. Clever riddle. How long is a piece of string? Oh wait, I wanted to see a scene. Oh my god. Let's see a scene and skip this one. Okay, Adel, you're a mailman and you two are just kids who every day give this mailman shit every time they come to your house. Okay, cool. Okay, let's see if we have here a few. Oh, there they are.

Hey. What's up, bitch? Hey, Champ, how you doing? Do you want to jump? Did you fucking hands off me? You want to dump them? Get your fucking hands off me. Well, you won't say still, so I feel like,

but my name's Champ Asclown. This is brute. Okay, Champ? Get our fucking names right. Champ Root? Our parents were huge fans of both violence competition and champagne we were conceived on the astro back without an e we're conceived on the astro crack you know mo you know mo the Irish score judge woman I know that was she fucking signed our birth certificate yeah that's because we got my parents came

back nine months later and gave birth to us twins Champ and Brute on the Astrid they meet on guts What's that they meet up? We're there huge fans. They were just big fans. Yeah remind me was Mo on global guts are just regular guts Fuck you, okay? Well, I believe Mo went through all of it now. Do you have any letters for us today? You stupid bitch I do have a letter. Um, this is a letter. I wrote myself to you to because I said today's the day you're gonna stand up for yourself Todd So let's let her to bono the edge Adam Clayton no to Larry Mullins Jr No, you fucking idiot. Do you even know the band members of you to I know it from the fantastic podcast talking You talking you to me. I thought you were referring to the spy plane that we used in World War You determined the good never mind. We had a spy plane called we used in World War II to determine the gun.

Never mind. We had a spy plane called YouTube. Yeah, that's where the band got its name. You learn something new every day. Now, let me get through this letter because if I back off now, I'll never regain my confidence. You're pissing your pants, by the way. I'm a coward, I'm a coward, and I'm terrified of you. You're for sure pissing your pants.

I'm putting my lead-lined gloves on right now. But I'm just going to continue doing this batting practice. Let me turn around. How's it going back? You're back, okay? Yeah, no, that's swamp-ass I can tell. So it's not as much, but. It is soaking through a little bit from your thighs,

but it's mostly swamp-ass. Do your champion brute. The way you make me feel on my daily route is not great. I come home every day and I try and try until my wife left me. That was two weeks ago and since then I haven't been able to climb out of bed without being blood come out of my urine stream. You too will or you do piss yourself in bed. Oh yeah. Okay cool. That's what you were saying with that.

Champ? Oh, you we went too far? No, bro. This is who we're supposed to be. Don't suck and get yourself just because this little bitch is reading a nice little letter. It's bloody this pee pee. Now I'm 5'6", so if anything, I'm a medium size bitch. Excuse me.

I think 5'6 is medium. You're an adult. We're kids. We're kids. And we don't even think you're big. Bitch, I came back around I'm about bad for you Bid stay tried to fucking hit us with that Napoleon No, no, I feel bad because he's a grown man and he's only five six

Champ come on remember what we said we'll never drop our facades It's true. We have to stay strong. We have to stay strong since we killed and ate our parents You have to stay strong. We have to stay strong since we killed and ate our parents. See. No redib should arc for you, bitch. But, Craig, there's a postman. This riddle is how long is a piece of string? This one's bad.

As long as it is. How long is a piece of string? Is this like a tampon riddle? What? Yeah, one of those classic tampon riddles. The famous riddle category tampon riddles. There are 30 tenths of riddles. I have to check the codex. The codex also sounds like an ancient riddle cue. Open the codex. The answer to this rid is, twice the distance from the middle to the end. Whoa. Sorry, Seth.

Oh, Seth, step in front of a male drum. Step in front of a postman. Okay. Take that string, wrapping around your neck, throw it over your little bar in your closet, and start cranking. Oh, my God. Well, if we're talking about cranking off we've hit a natural Anaconda break. Yeah, so let's take a little break in here from some of our sponsors

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It right and right. I hope he's a teacher. No, I hope he's like works in finance. Yeah, just special forces stationed in an Afghanistan. I just started greater as the man. I work with the baby geniuses. He says he works. He's a police commissioner, and all the police officers are children. Yes, he works at Oshpagash for the CEO, is a very great boy. I would love it if he's working there. They're like paying and like, I don't have any money, but I have a riddle. I love to pay in riddles.

We gotta see, I see. We're down with quota. We gotta see, see, in gamers, you're gonna be a child boss and GAPC and Aaron, you are the employees who are late to work. Okay Sorry, sir. Oh, well, well, who decided to a why sorry Kevin We were a little bit late. We know that we're a little bit late. We apologize Well, I'm knee deep and overalls that need to be sold by the end of today

You got that. Yes, sir Yes, sir, when I hired when I hired you you to is because you had a proficiency in sales. You were both top execs at Lehman Brothers, and I brought you in here to Ashkash Bagash because I'm fucking neck deep and over. Now you're making me swear. Oh, I have a dollar in the swear challenge. Kevin, look what's in my bag. Is this Star Wars Legos?

What? Oh my god. The blame Falcon? Oh my god, that's Ray Ship. Yeah. Oh, I know it is Ray Ship only. I wonder if there are any CEOs. Oh, I wonder if there are any CEOs in this room? Who would maybe like the Star Wars? Maybe I should just take a look at it as your boss.

Can I please look at the Star Wars? Maybe I should just take a look at it as your boss. Can I please? Yeah! You know what, actually, Kevin, before you take a look at that, you know, look what I have here in my backpack, it's a condom that's six years old. What? I'm sorry. Jeffrey!

Jeffrey! Wildly inappropriate! Jeffrey, have you not had sex in six years? No, I just Roddoch it. Oh Jeffrey I married We're trying to get pregnant me in a lane. All right, fine It's not inappropriate if you're married and and exclusively raw dog with your wife You don't want to have a condom be found in your bed by the way. Why are you still holding on to it? It's a six, six years old.

Like keep it as a reminder of the life I gave up. The life you gave up of protected sex. That's like giving up sleeping with socks on. That's it. I wish we had gotten into more Ashcock with Ash business. I really want to know. All I know is overall.

Just like train themed clothing. I love the hard truth of that kids will know it as Rayship or like that kids will know R2D2 is like weird BB8. Yeah, it's so embarrassing. Something the craziest thing I think about with the youngest generation is that the tapping two fingers on your wrist to see if they know what time it is. Oh yeah. Is a gesture that will be washed out. Oh, I never even thought about that. Yeah, like so I'm famous like famous like oh what times it because now everyone should know what time it is because we all have Fones on you're gonna be able to see it in our eye balls Yeah, I'm a fact I shot something in the kit the child PA

I mean he's like 22 but he had like a watch and it was on his belt like he had it like through a loop on his jeans What and he's like yeah that way I don't have to take my phone out at work and I'm like, you know, you could just wear that on your wrist. No. And it was like lost on him that it was. Was it a wristwatch or a pocket watch? It was a wristwatch.

It was like one of those G-Shock watches. I guess, I think he watches a pocket watch if you're an asshole. Yeah, I guess you keep wristwatches in your pocket. That's what you call your phone, right? Yeah, I watch. It's my pocket watch. I have it on your plane mode, so it's essential to use list. It's a $900 pocket watch.

It's a family heirloom. iPhone XR. I don't know, I do this all the time because I wear a watch, or it's a Fitbit, but it's a watch. When I talk about something that happened months ago and I'm searching for, like, oh yeah, it's been since April,

I'll look at my watch involuntarily. I don't know why, it's not like this will tell me how many days it's been since, I don't know, that's the only time I ever look at my watch. I've been contemplating getting a watch because looking to figure out what time it is on my phone is a nine minute process. I find myself I'm like, oh shit,

how am I on Instagram searching, thick thighs, how is thick spelled? Oh, two C's. Oh yeah. I go to portnHub.com slash time. That's the category I search. That's what gets me there. When people come up to me and ask for directions, I literally take out my phone, look at my phone,

and then go, I don't know where to go. But there's something in my Midwest brain that's like, take out your phone like you're trying and then tell them the bad news. I think the most fucked up direction thing I've ever had is I was walking along the streets of Chicago in a city bus, a Chicago city bus. It was the Ashland bus.

Flags me down like yelled at me, and Aliti goes, do you know which way Southport is? Who was driving the bus? And I was like, yeah, and I was on Ashland, she goes, do you know which way Southport is? Who is driving the bus? And I was like, yeah, and I was on Ashlims, she goes, do you know which way Southport is? And I was like, I think it's that way. And then I walked away and I, and she turned. And I was like, oh, Southport is not that way.

That was like, why did a bus drive her out? She stole that bus. That was a speed situation. Yeah, I knew a Sandra Bullock. Listen, you, my little, straight back. You can break, you don't have to stay at 55. You can Listen, you my little ranger back. You can break, you don't have to stay at 55. You can break, but you must find something.

You have to get to a Lulu limon. It's not like the most bougie street. It was like, I shook me to my core that that was a question that was asked of me a pedestrian. I want to go to the street that has 11 anthropologists. That's my least favorite area to talk about because it's called Southport Corridor Which I just find disgusting Door door door door door door door. It has too many or sounds. Yeah, it's Southport Corridor. It's all like the Tony

It's just like a yeah, the Tony a T.O. Anywile rich affluent. It's a Tony nominated neighborhood Everyone's like Tony Tony Tony Tony Tony Tony Tony Tony Tony Tony Tony It's Tony clapped where they It's like Tony Tony Tony. It's like Tony Tony. Yeah, it's Tony. That's where they live. Tony Colette was there. Tony's wealthy. Tony's there. Oh, fucking Ironman bots always patrolling that street.

People singing musicals and fucking sucks there. It's my dream neighborhood. Yeah. Saving up my pennies. So I can live there on this. OK, cool. So this is again, this is from Adam. This is a riddle.

The third grade student told him, imagine you're on a rope out on the open ocean. There's a hole in the boat and it's slowly sinking. You don't have any ores or any supplies and the boat is surrounded by sharks. How do you escape? I know the answer, but I will recuse myself. Well, that still makes you have like you're swinging around your big riddle dick. Like, please, my beard is cute. It's like a word one where like you have like you swing around your big riddle dick. Like you the please my bearded cutie ever. It's like a word one where like you see what you saw and you take the saw to have sequel. I don't know I don't I don't think it's quite that but

this is I would say that whenever like children do riddles the answer I feel like is always like simplistic in a way because kids are little fucking dummies. Yeah, it's my favorite thing about. Cause kids are little fucking dummies. Yeah. It's my favorite thing about them that they're little fucked dummies. Wait, would you call them? Wait, what are you saying? What are you saying?

Well, they're little fucking dummies, so maybe like they're like a fun, sassy chili pepper, like a terrace is. My favorite dummies is a great, my favorite thing about kids is that, like I don't have kids obviously, and I think it's something that I forget is that you can just lie to them

and they have no recourse but to believe you. So you can tell them that the car doesn't start unless you're wearing your seatbelt, and then they're like, oh, that must be true. Yeah, and they believe in Santa Claus, they'll believe that they'll never get. They'll believe in anything, which is great. My favorite age for a kid to be is seven,

because that's when they learn how to lie, but they don't know how much is too much. So with full arrogance and confidence, they will die on the hill of a lie that is absolutely out of control. I think I was 35 years old when I thought back to how much I thought I lied to them. Like even when I was in high school

where I was like I fooled my parents and how much they were just like, it doesn't even matter. They're like, we're just gonna say, yeah, sure, you're sleeping at Jared's house. Where are your parents? You're dumb. We know. You're drinking in the middle of the woods if you know.

Yeah, you come back to the home drunk. We get it. Can you say the riddle again? Yes, imagine you're on a robot on the open ocean. There's a hole in the boat and it's slowly sinking. You don't have any ores or any supplies and the boat is surrounded by sharks. How do you escape? I know the answer.

Okay. Aaron, can we give you a hint? No. Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait'm sorry, not a great hint. It's read it word for word, which is something I think I've done twice, but that's the hint that Adam gave. I solved it. I know these stupid loophole titles. What is it? Stop imagining.

That is the first part is imagine you're in a boat. The only way to escape is to stop imagining. Fuck that. Well, there was like that riddle that was going around Instagram where people were like, you're You get a knock on your door and what's the first thing you open? Oh, it's like But it's like the door the door is the one that you think that you're that you're like ah the door loop But I'm on them I see with my eyes open yeah jokes on them my eyelids off when I was 21

Really freak out my college We're having one of those like kind of turf battles I think you drank all my fucking smart water To spite you cut off my let's despite my face is the old saying I want to see you seeing the three of you Are the band Imagine Dragons. Oh, I love this. You've seen that people have started to carry signs that say stop imagining and answer to this riddle

which has taken off like wildfire. But you think that it's a slide against the band Imagine Dragons yourselves. Yeah. Hey guys. Yeah. Do you think all these people hate us because all of our songs sound the same? I can't be that. No, we can't be that. That's why people love us because-

Well, the name's three of our songs. Okay, I want to say maroon five. Is that one of our songs? Yeah, that's one of them. Okay, we do the cover of the Charlie Daniels band that went down to Georgia. We do that. We do that. We do the hell out of that. It's a cover that we play exactly like the original. Okay. Check it in the bend, bend, bend, bend a cover that we play exactly like the original. Okay. Chicken and a bend bow, pick a bend bow. That's what I do in the song. Do you think these stop imagining signs are for us, John Lennon, or that riddle that's taken over the world? I hope it's for John Lennon.

I like to pivot into a scene where it's three John Lennons and you're feeling the same way. Gotcha. I'm sorry Johnny you sick Johnny you suck John We're all doing my comedy. We're doing good impressions of my caught me what did you say? Well, we're all doing a pole McCotney. Yes, because He's our best friend. Right. This is an honor to him

Don't let Yoko find out. She's my best friend. And now you're three Ringo's and it's your time to shine. Drums. See. A day three. Ringo has my favorite singing voice of all the Beatles. Did Ringo sing eight days a week?

No, he sang goodbye a little help from my friends. Yalisa Mareen. Did George sing any marine. Yeah. Did George sing any songs? Yeah. Hell yeah. A ton. He did sing that.

Yeah, he did sing that. I would never be able to distinguish any of the Beatles by their accents. Oh yeah. I can't even tell. It's all, I've been doing this for like 15 years and I can't do any accents. The most humiliating thing ever. It's like a scene. So like, listen up Beatles and I'm like, I got to go! It's like always like roster, fairy, and accent. I'm doing it. I teach improv classes and there was a person who initiated a scene in an Australian accent and then it went downhill immediately.

Because they couldn't do an Australian accent and after the scene I was like, Hey man, you're just like, why? Why did you make that choice? Like, you're making this way harder on yourself than that. If it's a group game where everyone's doing an accent and I'm in it, the premise of the scene immediately becomes, I'm undercover. Yep. Hey, where are you from?

They're like, you sound like a New Yorker trying to do our accent. I'm like, oh, I'm busted. That's a long island. Why are you in Australia? I was like, anytime somebody starts to sing with me with an accent, I like to just fuck them over by saying,

speaking your native tongue. And then that stops the scene real quick. And that's the goal. Teaches the molester. Yeah. Teach your scene. Chicago style, L.A. style, New York style. They're all different.

Improves you all aiming to end the scenes as quickly in the earliest box. Chicago style is to win improv. There's a king and queen crowned at the end of every show. That's where the Olympic got improv from. You stand by the bar and you wait to get your compliment. Just like the Greeks did. What a sad life.

You get your paycheck. So I read this riddle ahead of time obviously in preparation for the show. Thank you for your service But the other one you did not thank you for your service. It's still in valor the modicum of Responsibility for the show and I will say that I did not fucking understand it at all But we should mention that we we just probably cut out like a what minute and a half pause where JPC looked up the word modicum Yeah I'll probably cut out like a minute and a half pause where JPC looked up the word modicum. Yeah, I'm gonna sound so smart. He Google come and then yeah. I went to pornhub.com's last time

and I searched for a very category which is modicum. What do you think would come up? I don't know. I don't wanna know. I would like to know. At least church time is like a porn category. Yeah. Oh, I bet you it'd be filter by time.

Maybe. A guy comes in a minute or something right? Yeah, I think it'll be stuff like that or stuff like it's it's blank time like it's party time and a guy with a bare head Oh, so your favorite one It might also be like wrinkle penis. That's true. Wrinkle penis or something I'm gonna look it up. Well, my favorite part about this is we did a riddle for children And so I know that people have kids that listen to this podcast.

Oh, let me do. I bet they were like, riddle for kids. Hey, Sally, come in here, listen to this riddle from the podcast. To be fair, we titled this Hollywood night. Yeah, that's true. So she know. So, by the way, just to show us there's seven year old listen.

Erin is in a virtual reality set up with noise canceling headphones. She's sweating profusely. I think she's hacked into it. She's looking up time. This is holy shit watching this She looks like I'm getting I got the dirty swirls like in Avengers Infinity War like Dr. Strain. Yeah, I seen all the possible outcomes That's what I see all the time comes

We only come in one of the scenarios. I'm resting in a ball with the walls. If I told you, you wouldn't come. That's my secret. I'm always. All right, cool.

So here's the riddle in all it's glory. Why is a mouse when it turns? Why is a mouse when it turns? Do you want to take that again? Now if you want to put some of the words back into the screen. Is it a madlib? Yeah, the riddle is, it's missing 16 words. Why is a mouse when it turns? Welcome back to caveman riddles. Why is a mouse when it turns? Okay. Cookie Monster. Why is it spelled WH?

Everything is spelled exactly WH. And paleolithic H, mouse turn you. So there's also a clue here, which is an explanation, which I also think will not help, and I will read it to you now I'm JP C real quick just I'm feeling weird about it. My please say horny my my Yakov caveman joke Did you like one to ten like oh yeah, that was a one okay to ten it was a Chicago eight Yeah, and LA and LA people like what?

Skinny Margarita LA people like what? Skinny Margarita? Don't do Uncle Fry, I cannot listen to that. But in Branson, Missouri, where Jakob still is doing eight shows a day, that was a rush. Yeah, I'm sorry. Eight shows a day in Sotaro. No, Jakob has like a residency and they have like a 10 a.m. A 1 p.m. A 4 p.m. and a 7.

Holy shit, is he still doing like his 80s routine? I think it's, I'm guaranteed. Because that's what people want is like. I'm sure he's not like in collusion, Russia has you. And know, he's got top in the data. In current Russia, not so few. You know, right. Things are bad. Sorry, Adon. So fucking young. I don't know who that is. Um, here is the answer. Or here's a clue for you. The clue for the mouse one is actually the answer. Because the answer is part of the riddle the higher the fewer Why is a mouse when it turns the higher the fewer and fewer spelled H F you H?

F F E W E R Other clue what situation would a mouse be very high up? It's at summer camp and it's on the diving board. It's trying to Yeah, it's run away Ralph goes to summer camp. You said record wrong. Aaron, I want to see a scene. You're a mouse at summer camp. Okay.

This is five old ghost camp. Yeah. And you're trying to impress your fellow mice, um, campmates. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, you're brave, you're not gonna drown. Hey, everybody, look at me! I'm gonna jump! Whoa, you're gonna drown! No, no! My, my skin swims! Fival, I'm not sure if this is the best idea. Why do you say that? Because we, we, you've nearly died twice so far doing one of your lake stunts just cuz I'm the smallest animal here Doesn't mean I can't do all the same cam stuff that you can do. We're all mice. We're all roughly in the same size

By I asked I'm I know I'm a big ol fat ass That's because I ate a full brick of cheese and it turned out I was lactose Fide all are you fat? Gus Gus? Are you fat-chaming Gus? No, I love Gus and I love you five and that's why I'm scared to see you. Get off of that high dive. I'm gonna look so cute flying through the air of this high dive. You're gonna see a mouse fly. You're gonna think I'm a bird for a second.

First of all, Fival, we can't reiterate enough. We're all mice. You don't have to say that you're a mouse. I'm a mouse. And here's the thing, I'm gonna jump in naked. Okay. Yeah. But whatever you do, don't take my clothes.

Well, I jump in and then when I get out, my clothes are gone. That would be crazy. I'm a mouse. You have the squirrels? What? Do you have the fuck squirrels? What are they called?

I have the fuck squirrels. Wait, five of them. You fucked a squirrel. Squirrel, fuck. Oh, you're not a hand job? Yeah, it's camp. You're supposed to. Wow, five of fuck a squirrel. Five of them's the coolest. Hey, my hand job. Yeah, I it's camp you're supposed to wow Five will fuck to squirrel. Fivals the coolest man. Yeah, yeah, five. I was about to say better not be shaming five

But I guess we're No, five love hard to watch shoulders. It's cool to fuck a squirrel It's one of the coolest things you could do at summer camp. I gave a raccoon a hand job. You did Uh-huh. I gave a marmita blowie What'd you do guys guys? I ate out a strong bird. Seen. That's the title of this episode. I wanted to cut to that.

I ate out a strong bird. Yeah, so they say one more thing here, which is why is a mouse when it turns is an intentionally poorly worded way of asking why does a mouse to continue to be when it turns? I have no idea what's happening. And they say further on the answer the higher the fewer holds the key. So this is the answer to this riddle It's gonna be supremely disappointing. Do we know what do we know like there's a murder of crows or like a pot of whales Do we know like what a group of mice is is that what it is summer camp A problem or a racking yeah a snake buffet Do you just want to go to snake buffet?

Can't we just go to old country? No, no, no. In the old country, there was a lot of... Snake buffet is an all-male strip club, but they also have a really good buffet. It's just decorated with snakes. It's all snake. Yeah. No, so here's the answer.

It's the higher the fewer. The only time mice have high elevation is in the claws of a bird of prey. Hence, the higher the fewer. The only time mice have high elevation is in the claws of a bird of prey. Hence, the higher the fewer. Thus, mice turn quickly to juke or break the ankles of birds of prey so they can continue to survive. Is that true? Is something I did not know. It doesn't say if it's true. All mice are like little Alan Iverson. Wild use of the brain, juke. Like this is 1800s riddle and then it ends like, he'll deco-mother fuck around,

he'll say, he was broken on the street. I've never heard of it. I've never heard of it. I've never heard of it. I've never heard of it. I've never heard of it. I've never heard of it. I've never heard of it.

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I've never heard of it. I've never heard of it. I've never heard of it. I've never heard of it. I've never heard of it. I've never heard of it. I've never heard of it. true, I have no idea. That's what I feel like if you have nine clues that are longer than the original riddle. Yeah, it's a failed, it's failed as a riddle. I wanna see a scene, JPC, you're a bird of prey. Gaper seer of mouse that's caught in the talons

of this bird of prey, and you're trying to get out however you can. Sure. A literal mouse. Hold on. Wait. What are you doing? Usually I jook, but it's works better with the performance.

Yes. You can't jook. I've got my talons on you. Okay, that's interesting because that bigger bird behind you says otherwise. That's my cousin Rick. Rick and I are cool. What's up, man? Hi, Rick.

Sweet mouse, man. Thanks, Rick. Sweet mouth, man. Thanks, Rick. It's my kill. Very cool. Can I, can you throw me like half his body? Yeah, you want a front or back? I want butt, dude. Hell yeah.

Oh, fuck yeah, Rick. Rick, yeah. Rick and I have something in common. I know. I have got a lot of sugar. Yeah, I'm a big time ass man. Hell yeah. Rick, this mouse is an ass man.

What the fuck are you doing, man? I already ate. Yeah, yeah. A lot of my friends are blouse mouses, but not man. I'm an ice mice. Ha, ha, ha. Damn, you know what, fuck, I'm gonna, ah, it's sad. I'm, I'm gonna miss you. It's gonna be sad to eat you, my man.

Hey man, just like our boy Elton John, he says this is the circle of life. So you could do this, you could do this to me as soon as I just- Ah! Okay, okay, I did it. I can hold on that. Hold on that. Out of this thing. the circle of life so you could do this you could do this to me as soon as I just okay look Rick and I we like you you're cool Rick still very far away but we'll make you a deal man we'll let you go if you eat both of our asses I got a deal for you how about instead I okay this is really not working You were lunging for my You know what they say I got to sick this for the thickness if you can make oh I got shot by a hunter no

Before I even got to eat his ass hunter hunter great shot So many scenes in with Aaron looking at me and shooting me with a gun. And saying thanks dude. Thanks dude. Make me sing like a songbird. Okay cool let's... I ain't out of song. This one is a riddle that I really like because this is from a person named Carrie. Carrie says they're a huge fan of the show.

Thanks Carrie. This is their favorite podcast. Sorry, I'm nervous. Oh wait they're a huge fan of the show. Thanks Kerry. They say it's their favorite podcast. Sorry, I'm nervous. Oh, wait, they say, Hi, Mighty's great too. They'll listen to a few more. I'm, it sounds like someone just learned what podcast. I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, to the list. Two months later, they're like, we're a serial business. Have you heard of NPR? That's my favorite, like any sort of podcasting list is just like, oh my God, listen to serial, or like, reply all 99 percent of the visible. It's like, yeah, these have been around forever. They're amazing. Dig deeper. This one I want to read specifically because Kerry also says,

as a post-script, when I first listened to the show, this is what I thought you guys looked like based on your voices. I don't want to hear this. I'm dying to hear this. I know. I could guarantee that reaction from both of you.

Adel, they gave you a picture of Matt Besser, who appears to also be recording a podcast of this picture, which I don't, I've listened to Besser on podcasts. I don't hear it, but to each their own. I hear it. Yeah, he's like a more higher cadence, right? Yeah, it's a male vocalist.

Like I have a more sonorous tone. Aaron, just to wait your a guess as to who they gave you. Um, a potted plant with googly eyes. Is it Matilda from the role of Dalbots? Oh my God, I hope so. No, it is, it is, I want to say like season two Rachel from Friends, Jennifer Aniston. Seriously? Yeah, that's who they gave you.

Oh my god! That's a high-com. Am I America's sweetheart all of a sudden? Is everyone going to try to get my hair cut? Holy shit. Is everyone going to try to get my hair off of a podcast? Yeah. I got the Erin.

It's kind of hard that I have no idea what she looks like. But it's also, they're gonna take scissors to your hair. Yeah, exactly. My man, you got a bull cut. Thank you. There's a seven-year-old boy who listens to our podcast and he drew pictures of us and he made me blonde and it like made me confident for a week.

There's a seven-year-old who listens to his podcast. I know. I apologize. It's tough. We said worse. And then they gave me Harris whittles. That's more That's wishful I get a lot of when we go to like cons or something for magic tavern a lot of people come up and be like Arnie

You don't look like I thought you look Matt. You look nothing like we thought you said or sounds like and then be like Yeah, Chant, Addle you look like I thought you look Matt you look nothing like we thought you said or sounds like and then be like yeah Chant at all you look like a badger like what the fuck does that? I mean they scummy you look like a little animal. You're fucking creep. Yeah, what the fuck? Yeah, I get a lot you're much bigger in person than I thought and then I'm like bigger and they're like oh I mean like like and then they're like Cuz they do sort of mean taller because everything I've ever done is either audio or sitting Yeah, so they're like, oh, you're actually, and then it's like, it's not the thing to say to someone.

If you ever meet your favorite female podcasters, always say you look so much bigger than you say. Well, the person hit the nail on the head of how beautiful I am and how I look like I'm from the 90s. Yeah, people always do that. People always do that, I thought you would. I thought you'd be funnier in person. All right, so here's the riddle.

Oh, there's actually a few. I think we'll do this one. When I left, I didn't know where I was going. When I got there, I didn't know where I was. When I returned, I didn't know where I had been. Who was I? Loss kid in the mall. Loss kid in the mall, Adel, you got it.

Famous trope, lost kid in the mall. I'm so sorry. Can we back up? Who wrote these riddles? This is a person who's and I want to make sure this is scary, but I They didn't write them any sentiment. They did Here are some riddies and posies the first five or classics I know and the last one is something I came up with this is their name is Carrie Oreo And is this the one they came up with this is no this is one of the classics

Okay, because if it's a classic, I'm gonna shift my mentality versus if it's made up one. Yeah, and I can- You read it again? Yes, I will. And I'll give you a hint, this is a specific person. Okay. When I left, I didn't know where I was going. When I got there, I didn't know where I was.

When I returned, I didn't know where I had been. Who was I? Christopher Columbus. It was Christopher Columbus here in- The hero of the world. Everyone's favorite. He saved us. Like for some reason, Italian people are really proud The hero of the world. Everyone's favorite. He's saved us.

For some reason, Italian people are really proud of Christopher Columbus. He talked about Christopher Columbus. He discovered North America. Oh, interesting. And it didn't exist before he found it. Rich Man's Magellan. Yeah, and he ceded the land with people and horses. And disease.

Gavriss, you said that you like math. So here is more of a numbers, fordle. Okay. And disease. Gabor, so you said that you like math. So here is more of a numbers for it all. Yes. A man buys a rope from a woman for $3 and hands the woman a $10 bill. The woman goes into the grocery store next door to get change. She returns and gives the man $7. After the man leaves, the clerk from the store comes and says, hey, that was a counterfeit bill you gave me. The woman gives the clerk a good bill. How much is the woman lost? Just some time. Is good bill a person?

Good bill is a follow up to Goodberger. It's Mr. Good bill. Good bill is the prequel to kill bill. That's when we see we just see him being a cool. You're a great friend Bill. Thank you. Thanks. I can help anybody move.

What a thoughtful gift. Yeah. I can't believe anybody moved. David Caradine in the back of a U-Haul's hall I want to see now. Hey David, have you seen my belts in closet? Oh, the ledger continued. A man as a rope from a woman for $3. So buys the rope from a woman for $3 gives her a $10 bail. She goes to the store to get changed,

gives him $7 and then finds out the bill is counterfeit how much did the woman lose? She's lost $17, right? She gives him the real bail, right? How much did the woman lose? Rope. Thank you. Rope is partial.

That's a partial part of this answer. So rope in three bucks. Rope into $7. And for whatever reason Aaron, they put in the answer to this, $7 plus rope, this one made me think of Aaron. Why? So because you're a writer for live shows, has just $7 in a rope.

Hey, you guys think Aaron's going through some stuff? Why? So, because you're a writer for live shows has just $7 in a row. You're gross. Hey, you guys think Aaron's going through some stuff? I always ask him for a row. Aaron, I want you to wear that new suit. $7 in Nichols. And I want to rope. I'd like to see you see where you are a woman who is standing outside of a grocery store

because this is, and you are selling a piece of rope in Adel and Gabrielis. You two are men that are starting a bidding of rope in Adel and Gabriel's YouTube are a men that are starting a bidding war to buy this rope from this woman. If you want to look at my trench coat, I have some stuff in here. Ooh, very nice.

I could use a small length of rope. I could also use a, I'm a movie tie fighter, I could use a small length of rope. What do you need rope? I'm a rock climber and I could use it to rope up and down the rocks. Alright, well what do you have? And I don't want money.

Interesting. Okay, hold on. And I don't want something tangible. I want something like your first born son or your sense of direction. I hit to call you out, but my first born son would be tangible. Mine wouldn't, because he's unborn. So, there's a, there's a, there in Liza Rub. Hmm,'t because he's unborn. So there's a there's a there's a there in Liza Rob. I could I could name my firstborn child after you. No I'm fine. He's 17 but I could change it up. I could promise you my firstborn

child but I'm pretty sure I'm shooting blanks because I spent hours a day in hot tub in a speedo. So I can't imagine. And climbing rope. Climbing. Oh yeah climbing up the rocks and then getting up and then climbing back down and getting right back into a hot tub Uh, I could drinking Mountain Dew smoking marijuana. What flavor mountain Dewy talking code red Uh, that'll do it. Excuse me. I'll do M.D.C.R. baby for life. I could I could write you a little limb Rick That's stupid. I don't know what that we're gonna trade that's 40 dollars. Did you say you didn't want money? I'll take 40 dollars I want to hear that limer queue. You're gonna do 40 dollars

There once was a man with a rope his life my dear had no hope He's stronger to pie tied it to his thigh But nope Yeah, always a deliberate space. Something something else. Sittasinkope. Oh, that's cool. I like that.

I can trap many different things and colors ever changing, not boring. Prism. Look closely and you may find yourself also caught in my trap. Collitis go. What am I? I thought collitiscope was well when I read this.

It's a word that I have a hard time saying. Okay. Mirror. Ooh, yeah, it's pronounced corridor. We got it. Yes, the answer is a mirror. I mean, that's not pretty good to me. Why do you have a hard time saying it?

Because I have to, does it come out M-E-E-R? It comes out M-E-E-R-A, like look in the mirror. Mirror. Mirror. Oh, you're from Long Island. Look at yourself in the mirror. You fucking fun look. I'm from Boston, so they mirror mirror. Look at yourself. Oh, you're from long. I look at yourself in the mirror. You fucking fun look I'm from Boston. So they say mirror mirror

Look at yourself in the mirror. What's a fun look? A It's in that family of like Italian slurs where you just say okay Like funnuck mook jamok, you know, like where it's like you just look at this fun. Zaloon or whatever it starts with the constant ends of the hard K. Yeah, yeah, and all that matters is like people know just by your intonation. That's like you just, look at this, Fonzanoo, and whatever. It starts with the constant ends of the hard K. Yeah, all that matters is like, people know just by your intonation. That's like my favorite thing about Italian American slang, is that it's always like, you don't have to even say a word.

You just go, ma, don't. Everyone knows what you mean. What's the chance I do? You're like, I don't know. Look at this, gabagannush. Does your family have like Long Island accent? Oh, yeah, big time. Like, face time with my two young nephews.

And I'm like, if you want to learn how accents develop. And you see, I'm like, look, it's a wow wow. I show them a picture of my dog. They don't have a dog. And my brother's like, he doesn't call them wow wow's anymore. I look just, it's a doggy. They would hide in a doggy. And like, my sister, my sister, my kids mother,

is like, it's a doggy Like my my name is like three is like doggy I feel like wow. I was like a slang for vagina So look at this wow wow. I like to FaceTime my nephew and show him his hands pussy Honey get any issue wow wow godson Name the first time I saw it. I just want to. Wow. Fine just one single. Wow. Oh no the second one is the heck. Oh because you say it into it. It's a quarter. I want to see a scene. That's a riddle. The second year. Wow is an echo. I want to see a scene. Gabor's you are a you're a long island long

island teacher teaching in English class and we're your students. Alright class take out your books we're going to chapter one. We're going to start right from the top of this thing and it's prepositions, alright? Prepositions. Propositions. Propositions. About above, across, after, against, along, after. Prop姿 about above across after against long after About

Jesus died on a cross got a good Move Tony what's up slow down here, okay? That's I'm not really this I want to hear a knock knock Jim. Oh Guys what did I say Jim? Okay? Off limits. We can't call anyone fuck wads. Because Dwayne Johnson uses it. Because Dwayne Johnson uses it. And that motherfucker ruined my wrestling career.

Okay, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry again. All right, I got, I didn't understand fully how, you know, wrestling was an act. So I was a jobber coming up wrestling by my own name. What was your name? Lennie from of Myson Man. Was it your finishing move, the path of rabbit?

Yeah, and it was bad. You killed three men. That's a Kurt Angle died. Yeah, Kurt Angle, I wrestled Kurt Angle, Chris Van Wacht and Eddie Carrot. No, no. And on the fourth day I was wrestling dwayne the rock johnson back when he was the brama ball and i decided listen up motherfucker and i tried to give him my finishing move to pet the web but then he george b and he brought about a bit behind the bar and we're looking away are facing him i i was i i

he looked away. And Gary Sinesse was there, why? In which was weird. They have similar eyebrows. They do have similar eyebrows. Keech, I got to tell you something. My mom has a poster of you in a room, a Lenny from My Sonman poster.

She kisses it every night before she goes to sleep. You're a hero in our house. I'm a hero. I'm a kid at my house. I'm the only hero in my house as a chicken colored palm, as you know, and then I bought from my hero in Drew. My mom has the dirty swirls for you.

You should come over. I did, did, did, did, did. I wish I could, but when rock bottom smashed me, I landed butt first on a traffic cone. Take it popped out the front and knock my peepee clean off. I told you I didn't want to tell this story again. You guys know that I tell this story every week. Oh, what's a week?

Oh. Is it true also that the band Marone Fives stole their name from you? Yeah, that Adam Levine prick. I wrestled him when we were doing the level Indy wrestling and Maplewood, New Jersey scene. Oh, I could be in that scene for a hundred years. Are you kidding?

That's just my name. I finally get to use my real voice. Okay, so this is the accent I put on. Is Gaper Satellion? No, but that's my dad's real dog. Is that true? It's weird because I think we think it's Polish and that it was Gaboruski and my dad at Ellis Island. But my dad is real dad abandoned him,

so we never knew him. So. I'm sorry, I brought this on. Yeah, no, no, it's fine. You're crying. It's funny, because I've like totally taken the name and been like, call me Gabriel. And then like, as I got older, my dad was like,

I'm like, what is the name Gabriel? He's like, I don't know. My dad never told me before he left. I was like, oh, okay, cool. Too late to turn back. Yeah, and my mom's last name is Valentino. And when I was a kid, I thought I would change my name to Johnny Valentino. Johnny Valentino. Oh, that sounds like a wrestler.

I was like Johnny Valentino. Is that the best thing to get cast in a fucking pie? A character from the outsiders. Is that what it's called? Like soda pop? Yeah, they're golden, Johnny Valentino. Pony Boy, soda pop, dairy, and Johnny Valentino. Johnny Valentino's in the parking lot. Everybody run. Scream. They got a drag race. Like a 50s crooner. Nice. Get away, sticks Valentino. Okay, so this is, this is, he asked me to the day. How was it?

This is a cherry valence. Will you go with the dance with Johnny Valentino? I thought it will kill me. The bad guy in Greece 3. This is a riddle. This is a riddle that Kerry actually wrote. So this is how we do it on time. Is this going to be our last one? Yep, yeah. This is our last riddle.

So a man walks into a restaurant to meet some friends for drinks. He's the first to arrive. The waiter asks how many for the table? The man raises two fingers, and the waiter takes him to a table for five. Why did he do this? No, the man's Roman. He's Roman, he's holding up a V for Vendetta. Yeah, it's V for Vendetta.

The Roman numeral for five. So the man is a Roman, it's an Italian restaurant. He holds up a V. The waiter takes him to a table for five. He says, what the fuck are you doing? The man is Roman, I'm saying. What a table for two. This is how people say two.

But actually, Adel was holding up a middle and index fingers. The Rital says that the way that they make the V is the thumb and the pointer finger. Really? That's how Romans make the V. That's how Romans make the V. That's how... And Gloria's bastard situation where it's like...

It's the thumb and the pointer finger then they put it in between their mouth and they do like the little tongue. Yeah. Just for five. For listeners, Aaron has a real gun in her mouth and she's saying, it's cute sounding, but it's visceral to sing. It's truly I'm saying. It's like deer hunter with cuter sound effects.

A cute, cute. I think you, if somebody can take the clip from deer hunter with who is a denierone walking, doing the Russian relat and just replace puPew every time they pull the trigger. Did he maw? I will do it. I'll give you, you. Also, you know. I will Venmo you $75.

We've asked Arita stop bringing guns to the room. I'll give you, Pew-Pew. She won't do it. She totally would nigh to maybe. She bought a gun when we laid this. I'll give you. Our lift driver sold her a gun. Gabor, thank you so much for being on the hot.

Yes, thank you so much. Thanks for having me, guys. Yes, is there anything that you would like to plug? Oh yeah, check out my podcast, Hyin Mighty or Raze My TV or Action Boys. And if you're not, if you're not a listener to Hyin Mighty, start with the episode forthcoming episode featuring Hey Riddler Riddler on Hyin Mighty. Hell yeah. And I'm a big fan of all you do. I've never heard of action boys. What is that? Oh, action boys is what everyone's been waiting for.

It's three white straight men talking about action movies that range from the year classic action movies from the mid-70s to the mid-90s. Cool. It's a Patreon podcast. Yeah, and it's like no episode is under two out two and a half hours. Every episode's longer than the movie we're covering. So is it out now or is it coming up?

It's been out now. Yeah, we got a few. We got a bunch of episodes. So you can jump on for five dollars, listen to a hundred episodes and then jump off. Is it been you recorded with Ben Rogers and Ryan Stanger to LA based comedy guys. I did and if you're if this is at all appealing to you in the sound of it, we've released a bunch of free episodes of Action Boys on the high and mighty feed. So you can search for it there and listen to some old ones and shit like that. In case you don't have $5, but in case you do,

give it to Daddy. Oh, Papa needs it. They weren't convinced, but now they're convinced. Addle, anything that you would like to block? You can check out our Patreon at patreon.com slash HeyRiddleRiddle. We have new episodes every Friday, so check that out, You get double the content.

We got way less episodes than Action Boys has, right? Action Boys technically a better deal. Action Boys, Action Boys first, HeyRiddle seconds. Well, it's a better deal if you have any interest in this. I'm assuming if you're at the penultimate minute of HeyRiddleRiddle, You might be into their Patreon. And we actually have a pretty good deal, which is for $15, we have a Patreon that's hay action action, and we will play both pockets at the same time, rooting your experience. This is also just like a trumpet playing too,

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