Hey Riddle Riddle - #50: Fifty Riddles GUARANTEED!

Episode Date: July 3, 2019

How did we get here?! It's episode 50 and to celebrate we are doing fifty riddles in just over an hour. Some said it couldn't be done! Join us in this mad dash against time as some of our favorite characters, guests and collaborators pop on to wish us... well I don't know if they really wished us anything, but we have lots of fun surprises in store. Even if you never listen again, you're GOING TO WANT TO CHECK OUT THIS EP! #WiddleWednesdayStarring:Adal RifaiJohn Patrick CoanErin KeifEditing by: KJ SnyderTheme by: Arne ParrottLogo by: Emily Kardamis & Emmaline MorrisWant more? Get Weekly Bonus Eps on Patreon!Want merch? Visit our TeePublic Store!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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It's at 7 p.m. Everybody should come. If you want tickets, you can go to our Twitter and click the link in our pen tweet that'll take you to buy tickets at the website. I hope everybody comes after the show. The second thing very quick, I don't think Joe Biden is the right choice for the Democrats in 2020. I really hope people come around. I think Andrew Yang has a lot of interesting ideas. This is not endorsement. I just think that that needs to be said Shubas on the 16th at 7 p.m. and the other thing about Andrew Yang, although I'm willing to walk that back It was the cabin of an airplane. It happened with an oxygen plate.

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Yes. 50 is half of a hundred. Oh, you wanna know another fun fact? The 50th anniversary is the gold anniversary. So in this episode, I'm going to be gold man puzzles. Gold man puzzles. I thought it was wood. It is, but I love gold. Gold and puzzles didn't cause the financial crash. Yeah, puzzle up things, but I got a pair of shoes. I hold on. I'm sorry, I got to see a seed. Adel, Aaron, you are both investment bakers, you work for Goldman puzzles.

Go, wait, Goldman Puzzies, you work for Goldman Puzzies and you are talking about how you're doing something very risky that could cause a crash. Telling you, man, we're on the up and up, we can't do anything wrong. Yes, yes, yes, we have to keep our heads above water. Yeah, but you know what, speaking of taking a risk. nobody said that. I think you did. I said keep my head above water because my wife drowned. So I'm always very cautious about

waiting into the ocean. Speaking of your wife drowning. Well, that I was talking about. I got an idea. You never came to the funeral. What's up? You never came to the funeral. I stopped by. I drove by. Are you the black SUV that drove by just scream dead? Yeah, I was playing party in the USA. And then I would be going dead out the window. Okay, I do need to let you know that was the one bright moment of the funeral.

Oh good! But usually, funerals don't have bright moments. I love you, bud. And that way, it was an outlier that was not welcome. I think we should pop the housing bubble. Oh. I think we should ruin the economy. I think we should tank everything.

It's 2007 and I'm feeling like that's the right call. Here's my fear and let me know if you disagree. I feel like Adam McCay will write a movie about whatever we do So I think we need to be very careful Someone died See I'm not calling it see anymore. I'm gonna start singing party of the USA. Let's scream And it'll just be applied. Yeah, that'll be great for editing purposes So I'm gonna be gold man puzzles.

Aaron, you're gonna be Boston Flowers. You're a Bostonian covered in flower or cocaine. I'm sorry, Boston cocaine. Oh, okay, yeah, sure, absolutely. I thought that was a flower. And JBC, why don't you be fat bastard? And that is fat FAP? FAP?

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especially planned for this episode. I thought since a lot of times, again, I would never call our listeners fans because we get a lot of hate mail. And they also hate. They also hate. So I'm going to say that we're going to do, we should get guff for not doing enough riddles.

So I thought for our 50th episode, we would do 50 riddles. Let's get into it. Beos. Let's get into it. Back to life. Adel, what a brilliant idea. Thank you so much. What made you decide 50 riddles? Yes. Adam, what a brilliant idea. Thank you so much. What made you decide 50 riddles?

Yes, oh, actually. Oh, John Patrick Cohen, Cincinnati Inquirer. What made you decide 50 riddles? Cincinnati Inquirer, that newspaper burned down years ago. Oh, Aaron keep Cleveland Inquirer. Cleveland Inquirer, isn't that a sex act? Whoa! Is anybody here who's not a ghost? Cleveland Inquirer. Cleveland Inquirer, isn't that a sex act? Woo! Woo!

Is anybody here who's not a ghost? Oh, I gotta head out. I'm in New York Times. Hold on, hold on, I'm a mummy. Woo! You have kids? Yeah, I've actually had a mummy. What a great laugh you're happy to have.

I'm a mummy who's a daddy. I had a lot of got a question. Yes. Okay, well I'm from the 1920s paper. Oh, this is 2019. Okay. I'm in the wrong place the wrong time I mean to the 1920s. Can I point you to the 1920s? I'm gonna point behind me because time moves 20s-focker. Can you point me? Oh boy, what an episode Errant to answer your question. Yeah, why 50? I think 50 because.

Does that number mean something to you? It does. My favorite actor, Sam Rockwell, he is 50 years old, so I thought, why not? Is he 50? I don't know. Oh, wait a blow up, Sam Rockwell's spot. He's gotta be 50, 55.

It's gonna be 50. He's walking around, let's know. You think Sam Rockwell's 40? I think he's 48. Wow. You change your tune real fast, songbird. I want to have sex with him, so he must be 48. Dead stop.

What's up? I've had a dead stop in a while. Dead stop. You said, I think Sam Rockwell's 40, 48. I meant his 40s. I think Sam Rockwell is in his 40s. Here's what I want to do. I want to, each one of us is going to say something

to elicit, for Aaron, it's a dead stop. For me, I believe it's a full stop, and for JPC, it's a hard stop. So Aaron, you did yours, so JPC, you need to say something that's going to elicit a hard stop. It's going to be a hard stop. I have a recurring sex stream about one of my cousins. Whenever you're ready, just say something that's gonna really, I'm surprised.

I'm gonna say something for you. I'm gonna take us a bag. Thank you. I just need to do a couple more vocal words. It's not her, you're gonna do a couple more vocal words. Like someone that maybe is not on brand for you. Getcha. And your brand is airwalk.

The other day I helped a homeless person, helped him drown. Yeah, at the beginning of that sentence, it's not maybe this is... Okay, a couple more vocal warm-ups than I'm going to say a shocking truth and get a hard stop. Mm-hmm.

Um, I screamed at a long John Silver's employee for not using my full name when presented with my credit card. That's going to be a full stop. Hard stop? That's going to be a hard stop. Hard stuff, that's gonna be a hard stuff. Stop. Let me think of something that's actually...

You have a credit card? I stole it from my dad. Ah! Something that's actually a hard stop. Where do the um... I like a California stop. Okay, just a roll through. California pizza stop.

California pizza stop. Is it California pizza stop California pizza stop is a California pizza stop that's California pizza kitchens What's the hot and ready Don't know pizza. No pizza pizzas little scissors little scissors. It's California pizza kitchens little scissors. Yeah For real for real for real stop stop stop stop. Oh my gosh someone just walked in this to do Alan Alan Alda is here. Alan Alda, please sit down at the microphone. And Alan Alda, thank you so much for coming here. I don't know what brings you by.

Absolutely my pleasure to be here. And Alan is short for what? Alan, are you familiar with Scuba? Yeah, familiar with Mash. Okay, Mash is another great thing. Mansion? What are, it's like mansion. Okay, MASH is another great thing. MASH in, it's like MASH in, a part-man studio. A part-man studio house.

Hotel. You think the H&MASH stands for Hotel? Listen. If you're a rock star. I just want to say, I've been a big fan of the show. I heard you were turning 50 episodes today, and I wanted to stop by and say, Sam Rockwell is 50 years old.

Is he really? He's actually 50. Dead on? Dead on. I pulled that out of my ass. Are you kidding? We're just not too far from 48 though. November 5th, 1968, is when he was born.

Oh, I'm gonna say it now. I'm fucking brilliant. I'm like, I- I'm gonna say now, 48's only two less than 50. Yeah, great job, Aaron. Okay. I'm just gonna own all that, would that would you mind just so everyone knows Alan Alda Alda is actually an amagram for always let a daddy finish What's the F come in?

Right here and then Alan Alda point to itself with tooth. Oh stop that's where the F comes in Alan would you please do a commercial? I want to see you seen just commercial for Little Seasers? Sure. Pizza, pizza. Thank you so much Alan. Thanks Alan. Have a great, you never quite got the voice this time.

No, you never had it. You were 80% close to what you usually are. I don't know if you ever had it. You have a 56 or 7 you showed up and now you usually are. Yeah, I love it. You never had it. You never had it. You never had it. You never had it. You never had it. You never had it.

You never had it. You never had it. You never had it. You never had it. You never had it. You never had it. You never had it. You never had it. You never had it.

You never had it. You were 80% close to what you usually are. I don't know if you ever had it. I don't know if you ever had it. I don't know if you ever had it. I don't know if you ever had it. I don't know if you ever had it. I don't know if you ever had it. I don't know if you ever had it. I don't know if you ever had it. I don't know if you ever had it. I don't know if you ever had it. How many of you need 50 to go? Okay. Okay. He would say the one let me be in charge of the riddle meter

because I kept dropping it. You broke 10 riddle meters? I mean, they're only like, what are they? $1,000 a pop? Okay. I have to see a scene. I have to see a scene. Aaron, you are going to be returning a riddle meter

to Adel. Adel, you own a riddle shop. And this is the, it has to be the 10th riddle meter that this person has broken. Welcome to my shop. My name is Paul Rudd, Dills. Paul Ruddles. Yeah, I got this.

I was named after that movie with Eric Eidle about the Beatles called The Rettles. Oh, so you must be pretty young? I'm pretty young and also my last name was what was named. So Paul's family name? And then you went into working in a riddle shop after... Yes. Can I help you? Oh, yeah.

The girl I sent to get me a riddle meter? No, the girl that happened, that she was wearing this hat. So, it's certainly not me. I guess not. Yeah, so this was broken when I boatate., I thought I could love it back to life. But yeah, this was certainly broken when I bought it and I didn't. Are you doing the dead parent sketch to me because I mentioned Eric Idol? No, because I don't know what that is.

This was dead when I bought it. I'm very young. Oh, how young are you? Sport in 1991. You you sport in 1991? You were born in 1991. Yeah, so could I have the money back for this? But that's the same year Sam Rockwell was just turning a fresh do it do it 23 Who is that he's born in six. Oh, that's my son My name's Scott and I fucking hate my dad. Yes, Scott Ruddles little bit rebellious. Yeah, rebellious

The only person I like is fat bastard The old I'll just take my thousand dollars and be a Dad why don't you just freaking kill her use your laser beams and killer dad This is a bit extreme. I will take store credits. My dad is an evil, a riddle maker. He's got a riddle layer, and he never freaking just does away with someone. He got your riddle layer? Why did you ask for a thousand dollars?

Why don't make it one million dollars? See? Uh... Oh, wait. Did you hear that? Oh, yum yum yum. Oh my god. It's fucking bad. What did you hear that? Oh, meh, meh, meh, meh. Oh my god, it's fucking sad. What the fuck is that? Ritty Kitty is here in the studio, Ritty Kitty.

Oh, Ritty Kitty. Meh, meh, meh, meh. Wow, one of our most fleshed out characters made it back for the 50th episode. What is my favorite thing about you guys is you never bailed on me. You never dropped it. You mentioned Ritty Kitty in every episode.

And certainly we have it not mentioned you in 20 or so episodes. Yeah. My favorite fan art, someone made of me, is when they made me dress up. Do you want to do that? Do you want to do that? I'm telling more. And then they threw, remember all the fan art. No, we remember, but I'm saying, do you want to, do you want to on air say your favorite fan art? That's good. I mean, a few people did it, but the moment where my little mouse is on my head and I threw

my mouse up in the air and it was a freeze frame. Well, all of fans are freeze frame. Yeah, I'm a mouse in after all. Any drawing is a freeze frame. No, it's a little animated. I'm... Many kids, you don't want to buy me this, I suppose. What even up do you look real bad?

I'm a man, the many kids. Holy shit, kid riddles. No, it's me, Frank, I'm the mouse that is really kiddy's hat. I haven't been canonically addressed yet, but my name is Frank. I am the mouse that is really Kitty's hat. So you're not kidrittles? No, I don't know who the fuck that is. Can you ask, can you answer me this? Is this flour or cocaine? This is mouse cocaine. Okay, hey flour. This is my hat. I'ma hat yet. Okay, this is your what? My hat.

Your what? My wife. See, see, that wasn't a scene. What do you mean see? See, and you're real soon, Ridicini. We'll be seeing ya. Bye, Frank. Is that your name?

Yeah. Fuck off. Oh, here he comes. Here's that skateboarding asshole. Hey, kid riddles. Ow, you just ran into my shig with your freaking skateboard you asshole. Or did that beamstock ass shin run into my skateboard? Nice comeback. Just dabbed after he did.

I always dab after I do something great and I'm always doing something great. So I'm always freaking dabbing. Aren't I? Kid riddles. Sure. What have you been up to? You look real bad, too. What's that? You look real bad. You get sleep. I just got out of a street fight.

Er, four, a championship. I was at an arcade place. Who'd you play, Blanca? What's that? Blanca? Are you a Dalsum guy? Yeah, I was actually Rai-U. Mmm.

Rai-U's my pick. So I said, were you Blanca or are you Dalsum? And you said, yeah, I was R right you, right you's my pick. So I said were you Blanca or were you Dalsam and you said, yeah, I was right you. You know this is an improv podcast? I don't care what this podcast is. Do you know the foundation of improv is yes and? Why would I know that? I'm a skateboarding punk kid.

I don't care the shit about improv. I'm a vagabuy myself. What's that? Vagaboy? The vagaboy? Yeah, that is me getting my boys. Yeah, they speak it by language. Six flags. What's the group that sings Barbie Girl?

Is it Aqua? Aqua, yeah. Remember the other song they did? Ken Boy. I'm a Ken Boy and I'm here to stay. Ken, Ken, Ken. Every day I got no dick. It's flat down there.

I'm a Ken Boy. Get out of my hair. Perfect hair. Quafton, firm. I'm a Ken boy get out of my hair perfect hair. Quaften firm Watch his firms Bridge to the bridge and the hook brings you back I was thinking of the baby. I've been missing you. I want you by my side I don't know that one anyway. I hope stay. Anyway, I hope you two losers stay fresh. Toilet water fresh, flush, damn.

Wait, take that Ken song again. Fuck you. Always a treat to see kid riddles. Yeah, kid riddles. Wow, what a card, what a character. That shins hurt now. Yeah, I'm sorry. Hey, that would be the greatest thing

you ever feel, Garden State. Can I read you creepy? Shits. This injury will change your life Speaking of oh wait one second speaking of changing your your life Is that hey guys is that Arnie Nekia? What is that Arnie Nekia? No, I it's a good show, but I don't know. I'm Arnie Parrott, I write all your music. Oh, you're actually the host of Magic Tiber,

and now you're playing a parrot character? No, I write your music for your show. Oh, I write the theme at a couple of years. This is Horny Parrott. Oh, Horny Parrott, this is Horny Parrott from Twitter. This is the one that writes all the music. Yeah, I'm, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, the doctor wasn't funny. Yeah, the doctor was writes all the music. Yeah, I'm, I'm, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, the doctor wasn't funny. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. I'm okay. I'm sorry. I'm a little rushed. Are you guys doing some of the important or any? Yeah. I spill it with an eye. And no, H.O.R.I. I'm in. And no, you spell with an eye. Yeah. So what I just said, we're not going to agree with. I don't really know what you're talking about. I said, or any and you said, no, with an eye. No, I said it's cold. Yeah, I thought you just keep that going.

I write the music for the podcast that you're doing right now. Yeah, so I wrote the theme, the beginning and the end, and I'm, are you guys doing something important? No. No, 50th Anniversary. Great, cool. So, oh, that's so appropriate. Go to the anniversary.

See, I'm so glad you brought this up. I was just in the studio across the hall, because I got commissioned by a couple who are Who are having a 50th anniversary? They want me to write a song for them. My deadline is midnight and I'm really bad at this Do you guys have like a little bit? I mean you're almost at midnight. Yeah, I know we're real close So I need you to roll. I I am really bad at writing songs. I love songs specifically So I you guys are all like you guys know love is, right? I've heard about it. Yeah, so good enough.

I saw my best friend's wedding. Who's your best friend? Rob White. That's so lucky. And Aaron and I kind of have a will they or won't they thing going on? Sure, yeah. That's what people famously say about us,

is that we have a will they won't they. I don't listen to the package. I don't listen to the package. It's a will they embrace or won't they embrace? That's what Aaron and I have going on. It's a will they embrace or won't they embrace? That's what I heard that I have going on. It's carrot, will they? It's grace and jack, I won't say it. I nailed it.

I nailed it. So yeah, how can we help? Well, I just need, I wrote a chorus that sucks so much. And I just need to help you. Hold your shit. What about this? Okay. New tagline for Yelp. Okay, I'm right at the stomp. No, this is different. This is,. New tagline for Yelp. Okay.

I'm right this time. No, this is different. This is- Shut your fucking mouth and your thing. Okay, should I? How can we Yelp? Ooh, how about Yelp? I need somebody to leave a review.

Yeah. Okay, that's good. Aaron, do you have one? New tagline for Yelp? Yelp! What was that? It's a little puppy making a noise. So, you've turned Yip Yip into Yelp.

Yelp? That's what it is in France. Yelp, Yelp! That's true. Okay, French Yelp. That works. And are we in France? Not right now. Yes, we are. The little imagination. Now it's my turn. Yes, we are. We're on top of the Eiffel Tower. Yes, then we are here. And this is my best friend, Jack. The answer is, Lumia. And then I can do it. Sorry, horny.

It's you said you needed help with it. Oh, help with it's horn old actually actually it's horn. This is the pleasure of having horn Parrot in the studio is he's humming Levin Rose under our French scene. You're a Avril Levin Rose What's funny is that Adel said sorry horny, which is something he says on the normal podcast is sorry which is something he says on the normal podcast as well. Sorry, sorry. I keep, I always take breaks to the bathroom in a jargon. Sorry, honey. So, so, for me, you need to help with the song.

I just need, I just need some help, like, outlining. I'm gonna outline the verses here and you guys help me. So, what's something, okay. First verses of songs are always, I mean, I'm, you know, it's classic, like Barbie girl or like this classic Aqua song. Can I stop you real quick? Yeah, what's up?

I feel like the first the first of the best songs usually have somebody coming in to say the year. Okay, so like, 2019. It's a year that my best friend, wedding, comes out. So I'm gonna write down, yeah, so intro. And yeah, it should be very clear. No idea is bad. I am so desperate at this point.

Like a hype man, most good song. I tell you how so far. So remember, of course they have a hype man? Yeah, in Free Bird. Yeah, they have the hype man, two guitars, they think. You guys are playing so far. Like so, remember, remember they have a hype man? Yeah. Yeah, in Free Bird. Yeah, they have the hype man, two guitarists, I think. You guys tell us what he's so far. Okay, so the chorus,

oh, it sucks so much. So the chorus is, and if you were the evening I'd cast down the day, if you were a gospel, I'd kneel and pray. If I were a poet, I still couldn't say what you are, what you mean for you are the color in a world of gray. So that fucking blows. And so I need like versus that,

what do you think it needs to be meaner? Yeah, so for a little bit of meaner, because you have to neg them. So the first verse should be very mean. So I should be describing her in a negative way. And not her appearance, but just sort of like what makes her ugly on the end. Oh, I know what to do.

Let's compromise. Let's, let's shit talk her internal organs. That they're like ugly. Okay. Like your lungs is nasty. Okay, lungs is nasty. But your ass is tasty. Ooh.

You're never easy, man. I think I honestly, let's go negative the whole way. Your lungs is nasty. Your lungs is nasty. Okay. Your ass is a lump. So no rhyming? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no appearance. Why aren't we, babe? Yeah, but why aren't we? It needs to be her sping. You didn't. You could insult me, but not this woman across the hall.

Well, she's not there. Oh, what's her name? Suzie. I was. And who's the guy she's marrying? I think it's Kevin actually. Interesting. I'm writing in a stout.

Yeah, I don't see it. Okay. So do I have so far. So, we're at 2019. So, I was gonna come in and yell 2019. And then we're gonna describe Suzie. Your lungs is nasty, but your ass is lumpy Can we have yeah, so can we have some before the 2019 can we have somebody come in a hype man come in and go? What years it and then somebody call responses instead of 2019?

But with a question mark or maybe they're like exaggerates yeah And then the person goes then there's still time yet Okay, 2019 there's still time and then we get into Nasty asses lumpy okay, we got a Roman lumpy yeah, what's up cracked up body cracked up body like you Humpty ducty cracked up body cracked up body like you Humpty Dumpty. Oh, specifically talk about our eggs though. Yeah. No! Your eggs is cracked like Humpty Dumpty. Nobody stopped talking because I forget love that idea.

Go after a woman, you to rest. Go after a woman. I think it's a pretty simple case of three against one here. So then, oh, how about, so we've got a first two lines, which are so good. All right, now we gotta go after him. What is that? I don't think we have to do.

I like Aaron's line where you said go after a woman's uterus, so you could say, I just want after you to us, you the fucking stupidest. Because brains is internal. I do, I do love how we correctly identified from Arnie's, Arnie's chorus that this is a rap song. Yeah. Uh-huh.

Uh-huh. So I'm horny. I think we got to go out to heaven now. So it's balanced. Couples are made of two. Oh, what rhymes with dong? OK, I'm just going to write it wrong. So dong.

Perfect. Someone write schlong and dong. All right, so that's got to be our next two rhymes, right? Yeah. I mean, you guys are just striking gold here. So we've got something about a sch something about a shlong something something about his dog You got a mediocre The inside of yeah the inside of your dick is go with mediocre shlong. Yeah, the inside of that dick

Inside of that dick mediocre shlong. I'll remember it. Gotcha. Something something don't. You think 50 is impressive. It's not. Oh, and can you put something something don't? Some push here. Yeah, and then the place here will feel like no, no, I got no idea. How about can't even describe your something something don't. Gotcha.

Yeah. And then Aaron was the last part. You think 50 is impressive. Yeah, if something's up. Yeah. Dead stop. What? Is 50 inches not impressive?

No, 50 inches is not impressive No, 50 inches is not impressive and 50 episodes of all impressive. Yeah, 50 inches would be you think If he is impressive like they've been married 50 years. You think 50 is impressive. Okay. Well guess what? It's not okay So I think that so I think in the first verse we've established we're nagging both of them I think we'll put a course then this can be the start of the second verse where now we've trashed sort of them individually So our first we should trash them to get four lines. Yeah, well, yeah, I think that's probably for the best. Gotcha. Sure. What rhymes with 5 titties? 5 titties. Long.

5 titties. Fistidious. Fistidious. Fistidious. Fistidious. Two fast two shitties. Two fast tidious, two shitties. Okay, I'm putting that in. I don't know where that's gonna go,

but it's gonna go somewhere in the song. Maybe he shouts that at the top. Oh yeah. Or is this typically how the song press, the song already pressed this goes? For me? Yes. Just three people screaming. Yeah, well, this is actually great

because normally I write alone and all I've done is write pretty crappy work. So this is really awesome. Having these three collaborators. I don't really, I don't really, I can't really, I see nothing in a kid. I can't even, I can't even, I can't even, I can't even, yeah, collaborators. I don't need that. I don't need to be three. Can we see it? No, I can't be. Can we see it?

Yeah, see like that kind of thing. But now I have all this chance to really like workshop this stuff. So this is really close. I'm definitely going to have it be wrapped. Second verse, I think we should talk about how Smokin' Hot The Brother and Sister is. Yeah, okay.

Can I say something? Yeah, it's second verse, same as the first. But technically he did say something. That's something. Yeah. It's nothing in terms of what we're doing, but it is something. It's worse.

Here's, I've paged JPC. Both in both senses. Oh my gosh. Anytime JPC improvises, a very quick line either has to do with a sister or brother. A sister or brother. A son or daughter missing her dead or a horse? It sometimes is a dog who knows the answer to a puzzle.

Sometimes it's a police horse. So relax. That's where it's usually a police horse. I like the idea of talking about how hot their sister brother is. I also feel like there should be some part of a shoehorn in there. That's from the point of view of the songwriter.

So, why don't we do that in the bridge? Because the bridge is, okay, so, songwriting here. The bridge is too far, it's a bridge too far. Yeah, but, I mean, we're gonna have to get through it eventually. We're gonna have to get through it eventually. The 50. Oh, yeah, so it's two shitties, two fifties, two fifties,

something titties, right? Can we call the bridge in this song, are Jeff Bridges? Yeah, we'll call it, we're gonna get to the Jeff Bridges. What's up with 50? 50. That was a Jeff Bridges.

Taylor Swiftie. Shifty, Taylor Swiftie. Taylor Swiftie. Yeah was a Jeff Bridges. Taylor Swiftie. Shifty. Taylor Swiftie. Taylor Swiftie. Yeah. You're as mediocre as Taylor Swiftie. Well, we've already talked about as mediocre dick. Do we really have to insult Taylor Swift?

All right. You're as... I just think when we get to the bridge, so definitely, I love the idea of the songwriter having a perspective, because that's me and all I know is to write myself. So when we get to the Jeff Bridges, I think that's where I get to say what I want. And by default, you guys just want. You guys singular, so just a Jeff Bridges. When we get to the Jeff Bridge,

so I'll get to say what I want. So what do you guys want to leave as a mark on this one? Could it be a Nash Bridges? Does anybody remember that show? It's Star Jeff Bridge, right? What about having it be a bridge of Madison County? Yeah, I think we could make that work. What if we did a joke about burning bridges? No!

No! No! No! I said no! I said no! The warning, are you upset? It's hornled. And no, I'm not.

I'm fine. I'm just, my blood pressure is pumping and I just have to get this done. There's a really nice, hot... Oh, that's a good lyric. My blood pressure is pumping. Perfect. Yeah, that ass keeps thumping. Oh, yeah, that ass keeps thumping. Yeah, that's first keeps thumping.

Yeah. So now this is all positive though. So the first verse, it's making me talking about it. We're nagging. But that's all positive. It's all positive. Naming starts at negative, but it's four positives.

What if your ass is thumping in a bad way? Like you have a tumor or something? We're talking about their 50th anniversary. Okay. I just wanted to remind everyone that that's what we're talking about. Okay, you're ass just thumping in a bed, whoever's the hype, it goes in a bad way. And then say, but I want to be hopping.

And then whoever is doing the hype says in a Brad way. And then Brad Garrett's voice, you clip in a Brad Garrett love sputkin. Can we have Brad Garrett say in a Brad Garrett love sputkin? Can we have Brad Garrett say everybody loves fuck? I donters? Can we have Braggar? Say everybody loves sputters. I don't want my name on this unless it's just my name and I get full credit. Real quick, James, can we check the riddle meter?

OK, yes, the riddle meter, this thing must be broken. It still says that we are at zero riddles. I mean, songwriting is a great riddle. Shit. Horny, are we almost done because we have to get to these riddles? Yeah, so the bridge is going to be my perspective. Once you guys just each give me one thing you want to say about this song, like that I can write into the bridge. Oh, okay. Because we're all the

songwriter. Be unfair. For a four line. So I go ahead and say, I'll start with sort of your eyes are beautiful. Because I think we have to have something in there about that's nice, right? Yeah. Eyes are beautiful. Okay, great. So this doesn't have to worry about Ryan. You're asking me a sentiment. A sentiment. I'm describing both right yeah eyes are beautiful okay great so this doesn't have to worry about Ryan you're asking me a sentiment sentiment I'm describing both their eyes is beautiful you know that's it's a love that's like the layer of rock and just because they saw each other yeah oh they're beautiful yeah they're beautiful only because they know each other yeah that's perfect that's perfect yeah they wouldn't be beautiful

can we say instead of saw each other can we say jigsaw each other? Okay. Because that's your contribution to the bridge. The song is about, just so people can't even guess. Just so it's not clear even from space that this is a song. Each other. Okay. And then, so, yeah. Do you have any other inputs? So what else? So a sentiment. Yeah, can you write this down word for word? Yeah, I can't hold on. If you ever talk to me in the tone that you talked to me

last night, I will walk out this door, and I'm not coming back. OK, in the tone, you talked to me. My cousin is a lawyer. Last night, cousin. a lawyer. Last night. Cousin. Wow. Okay. Yeah. Is that it?

And his website and his website. WWW. WWW. Law. Law. Go fuck yourself. Okay.

La la la. Go fuck yourself. La la go. Okay. Great. So let's go fuck yourself. Dot. Okay. Oh, sorry.

I I assume. The law. Okay. Yeah. That's why I got to fuck yourself. Okay, great. So let's go fuck yourself. Dot. Okay, oh, sorry. I assume. Duh, law. Okay. Yeah. That's much longer. Fuck yourself. All right, so that would be the third line. And JPC, how do we, how do we really cap this thing home?

I would like to cap it off. Yeah, yeah. We don't have any money errands. I'm sorry. I would like to cap it off with the following lines. And I would like this to be a word for word. Yeah, I'm writing these down. I'll make love to you.

Like you want me to. And I'll hold you tight baby all through the night. Okay. And those are just kind of off the top of my head. It's really good. Thank you. I'm worried it's not nagging enough. And then it'd be bad.

Don't worry, just do it when you perform it. Do it sarcastic. Hey, Courtney. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And the end of the song, just underneath, like whatever's happening, like the goodbye, like it's 2019, whatever it is. And you just have someone going 15

Yeah, yeah, so for a moment over and over And over because I'm taking these favorite song and I know I feel like we're the height I feel like we're losing the height man's voice so can he check in and go can he check in and get in about the year? Yeah, I think maybe in my brain he's checking in all the time. And it's a different year. And it's the year that everybody loves Raymond was number one. Yeah, whatever. And Brad Garrett goes, here's the year I'm number one.

Yeah, I also think he goes, I like the sound of my own voice. Okay, okay. And then I think that they'll, do we need one more verse? Oh, definitely. I think the last verse, we totally forgotten about the couple. And now it's just the hype man and Brad Garrett Couple and then this should be actually sweet because that's the couple we are rooting for yeah Yeah, and it kind of is a metaphor about how love brings people there this my song

So we need a height it's a duet so we need a height man leader it's 11.55. We got to get the stuff I'm a bad guy. Okay, so, so, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. I've never seen some no movie stars as beautiful as you Oh, that's it bread Garrett says, but that's not right man. There's no right there. Okay. Well, I don't know how to ride I'll take care of the rhyme and then can the two of them in unison give an Emmy acceptance speech I mean I'm worried wait what is songs win what is songs with yeah, I mean acceptance speech. Yeah, okay Okay, I think we just on one riddle, correct? That didn't count. Well, that doesn't count as a riddle. No, this was unexpected. Yeah, no. Okay. So this is great. And instead of saying I'm 15,

for a moment, you go, I'm 54, a moment. Oh, 48, which is close enough. Yeah, that's fine. That's surely two away. And that still counts as sort of getting his age right. Okay. And we have to take a break. So let us go out of this break with an original horny parrot song. This is a 50th anniversary song. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Halfway through, can there be like a doorbell ring?

And then the door opens and somebody says, did you order pizza? And then in the response to that are you, Hornies, three favorite things about Aaron Keefe. You just stop the song. This is like a record scratch. And you go, here are my three favorite things about Aaron Keefe. But it's for the 50th anniversary.

It's for the underwater. OK, so this is the 50th anniversary song that I'm composing for you right now. Yep. All right. And we will be right back after this is going to be outraged. These messages. OK, thank you guys. Thank you so much for all your help. After for this is gonna be outrageous these messages

As is lumpy empty dumpty oh My god Kevin and Susie are going to love this S is lumpy, um, um, de-dump-dee. Oh my god. Kevin and Susie are going to love this. Alright, let's get to work. If you were the darkness, I cast out the day. And if you were a gospel, I'd meal and pray. And if I were a poet, I still couldn't say what you are, what you mean. For you are the color in a world that is gray. You did out, boy, what year is it?

It's 2019 There's an eye Then there's still tauta Happy anniversary Here we go You long to snazzy, but your ass is slumping You gotta crack the body like you Humpty Dumpty The inside of that dick is a mediocre shawl

Can't even be indiscribe, you're something something dumb Too fast, too shitty, I can't even be getting to describe you something something dumb Too fast too shitty and too much to be an aversary Yeah, that is a stumping It a bad way Yeah, but I want to be humping It a bad way Everybody loves fucking Well nothing else was decided for the second verse so I guess it's back to our hearts

If you were the darkness I cast out the day and if you were a gospel I'd still be a rat of place now And if I were a poet I still couldn't say what you are, what you mean. It doesn't work, color, in a world that is great. Oh well, it's still 2019. Your eyes are beautiful. Beautiful, beautiful, but only because they saw each other.

Okay. If you ever talked to me in the tone that you talked to me last night, I will walk out this door. I will walk out this door store and I'm not coming back Because my college is a lawyer and his website is double You double, you double, you got more, more, more That go fuck you, so got more I'll make love to you if you want me to

And I'll hold you tight, baby, you're breaking up Hike man, vote I tried to move these guys mostly, no for music videos This is great deal with you, too I think the academy, even though I have you a madame. Because I've had it with the MP of Angels and cash grab a catalyst to take on the actual artist. This shit is hard. My dick is large.

I'm overpaid. I'm pretty scared because now you dumb of the fuck is a good-ass idiot. I'm here on night with your dumb for the industry part. Where the fuck did the beat go? I'm 15 for a moment. Rock, tape, beat, or hate, beat, or beat, no more. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I whether you're just starting out or managing a growing brand, Squarespace makes it easy to create a beautiful website, it engaged with your audience, and so let me think for products to cut into time, all in one place, all on your terms.

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Like, have there never truly is a middle of the woods? No, this is the middle. Okay, this is it. Adel, can you help? Yeah, actually. So, as per Robert Frost, I don't know if you know his poems, he has a poem called Better Help. I believe this is written in the 1800s, but it still stands true today more than ever.

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Hmm, and better help is entirely online, so it's designed to be convenient, flexible, and suited to your schedule. I've been using it for several years and it suits the way that my brain works way better than traditional therapy ever did. And when Aaron says traditional therapy, just so everyone's clear, what she means is tricking two of her friends to coming to the middle of the woods, even though there isn't truly the concept of the middle of the woods. Isn't that fun to think about? All you have to do is just fill out a brief questionnaire to get matched with a license therapist. And you can switch therapists at any time

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Aaron, quick check in, how we doing? Oh my gosh, I've never been better. No, I said, how are we doing? Oh, I think we're doing great, and I think we'll a great for 50. We do look great for 50. I think so. What's our secret?

I feel every year, though. I feel. You're like a tree, just like the rings inside or just like carved. Oh, thank God. I was wondering, but this is sap, and that makes sense. Oh. Oh, sorry.

Oh, horny. I'm sorry. Yes, horny. Sorry, horny. Oh, horny. I'm sorry, yes, horny. Sorry, horny, I'm sorry. Adela has to go. He is excusing himself. We let that happen. That is valid for every episode. Up, horny.

Okay, so I will just take on from here. Oh, this guy's going to hit it up. I sorry, I saw him move a lot. Finally, the microphones are empty. It's Puzzbott's time to shine. I'm back. Oh, yeah, horny again, P microphones are empty. It's Puzzbot's time to sign. Oh, yeah, I'm horny again, Puzzbot. Because of me? Puzzbot, what are you doing?

What are you doing here, Puzzbot? At a left, so I came on to maybe co-host the show. Puzzbot has things to say. You know we tear you apart each time you come on. Why do you keep coming back on, bud? Because any press is good press. Plus, but you know, you can't press my buttons. You can't believe that's true.

Being on the show Hey, Vittal Riddle doesn't do anything for anyone. Oh, yeah. Name, name two better podcasts, siblings, specular and hello from the magic to heaven. Thank you so much. Concept with badgers.

You don't want to mention any other podcasts? Okay, God. What about? What are you? The one where you did all Sherlock episodes. What was that one called? That was this podcast. Yeah, but it was a different name.

It's a different episode of this Halloween one. Yeah, I'm We've done 50 episodes. We've done a lot of episodes of Buzz Bot But it's not a good show. Did you know that Sam Rockwell is 50 years old? Buzz Bot you're recycling Buzz Bot go back through and listen to every single haver in a episode. Okay, great. What's your favorite? My favorite episode is this one because Puzzbott gets the most air time. Oh, no, I feel okay. My mom and dad listen to the show. Oh, do they? Yes. You want us to give a favorite? Oh, that's

so nice. For the reason you would not think what is the reason? You sound the sweatiest. Oh, Pbot, get out of here, you old skips. I don't smell the sweatiest and that's what counts. You old so and so. I don't eat just Miss Puzzbott. You just miss Puzzbott. Oh, did I? Yeah.

Sorry I'm out of breath and wearing a robot costume. It's okay, you don't have to explain yourself. Yeah, no, we don't ask any follow up questions here. We're like you for you on this show. He'll ask me for me. Karen Pym, who sings that song? 100, $100. Money, money, money.

Puzzies, Puzzies, Puzzies. Adolfives, $100 giveaway. Based on the book, Adaltude, my life in Jerusalem Puzzies, Uncle Adolf writes a check. Who wrote that song that can be $100 right now? Eaglet, Cherry. Fuck.

Whoa! Now I feel like I know what it is to be in Vegas. I just saw someone win big money, a loo-loo big money, all it was. Right before we record it, Alice says I have a literally $100 left to my name. And everybody's fucked. Everybody's fucked, I don't. Everybody's fucked, I don't. Oh,, box, Adel. Everybody, box, Adel. Oh, boy, oh boy.

By the way, it's not equal. I'm kidding. Right here. I literally search my bag for my checkbook. I don't know who it is. Could be third-night blind for online now. It's for me. It's for me.

It's for me. Adel, can we get a riddle, please? We have, we're running out of time. Hit us with the best one. and then we can't compare it to that song. Adam, can we get a riddle please? We have, we're running out of time. Hit us with the best one. And we have the 50 riddles this episode. How many are we doing? We are doing 50.

Because it's the 50th anniversary song, right? I did not get this number. Hold on, okay. Have you heard our podcast? I knew that this would come up. I knew this was gonna come up. That's why I recorded us recording the podcast earlier. I will go back now and play that recording for proof that we said 50 here it is now

Hello, my name is Jay Pissac. Can you believe I agreed to do this stupid podcast that's covered in dirt and football people and I'm Alan Keith. Oh, I am so Victorian And I'm agile for five and I've crawled out of my crits to do the podcast with you youth. But I must return to my ancient, rapid home, that I soon as my skin wilted to dust. I've got skin, Valka. Can you skin me? I'm gonna do the splits. Everyone give me attention. Attention.

I love to give you attention. Previews. Because you're beautiful and kind in your hair What else it on he said you know what we all deserve we all deserve some succulent Flash what keeps me young You don't look that young Oh, no, I'm dead as they Stop it quit it stop. He's crying. Oh, okay. I'm so sorry guys. Fuck. That was a real recording. And do I sound like that? Do I sound like that? I got pretty close for me.

I was about right for James. I mean, I know I did say I'm trying to do the splits. Please give me attention. But I feel like my voice isn't that high. What's crazy? Aaron, I think I said that same thing. It was hard. I said I'm trying to do the splits.

And by that I'm trying to do the splits. I'm trying to do the splits. And by that I'm trying to do the splits. And by that I'm trying to do the splits. And by that I'm trying to do the splits. And by that I'm trying to do the splits. And by that I'm trying to do the splits. And by feel like my voice isn't that high. What's crazy, Aaron, is I think I said that same thing. It was hard. I said, I'm trying to do the splits. And by that, I pointed to a twin banana splits and by left on my right hand.

And please give me attention. Is anyone else showing up? I hope we don't have any more drop in. Yeah, actually, if we all pause for just one moment, leave just a little bit of dead air. I think we're gonna hear a little something from Kannew Dog. This is me Justin McRoy as Knew Dog. You'll never take me alive! I'm free and my thirst for murder won't be slaked! I'm free and my thirst for murder won't be slaked. I love murder.

I'm free and I'm alive. I'm a sexual being and I love murder. You're show gave me life and I'll take life from others. Oh! Love murder. Woo! Yeah, I'm half canoe half dog. I don't remember the bit.

It's me, canoe dog. What a treat it is to be back in Pittsburgh after all these years Chicago all right I'm still here. I'm always here in the corner Yep, that took me um, let me see how long it's been since you sent the last email 12 days It took me 12 days to come up with all that, believe it or not. Thanks, canoe dog. See you later, canoe dog.

Be careful out there. Okay. And you and you be have a great day. I just remembered canoe dog was a murderer. I just remembered. Remember? Oh, yeah. All of those books.

Right. Oh, that just occurred to me. We were so nice. If we do a hundred episodes, we're going to hold them accountable.. We're gonna go to a rental court with canoe dog. We will Wait, oh my god. I know that smell JP riddles is somewhere close God, oh yeah, that oh boy. That is JP riddles JP riddles watch it come in here Oh, and you got you got your niece enough you with you may some will cook and food in here

It smells like a hot meal in here. Oh, and you got you got your niece enough you with you made some will cook and food in here It smells like a hot meal in here. That's you Like a prock pot full of Bomets and Leather we call that hooker chili Why what's that you call that hooker over there chili? First of all that hooker has a gold and he gave me a ride over wait wait bring her over gold is we're in our golden anniversary so if she has a hard to gold I'm sorry I misspoke she's got a hard on gold yeah so wait that's a cardboard cut

out of Julia Roberts okay mr. Riddles mr. Riddiddles is the core of this dancing anything gross. Okay, okay, now now I did bring my niece and my nephew here. They said they were here. Yeah, they wanted to have a hot meal and I said there's nothing hotter than what's going on in this podcast studio. So what is going on in this podcast studio? We're doing our HeyRill Riddle 50th episode. 50 episodes. Wow, what an accomplishment, not like me who's written over 300 swan lumps books.

Would you as a treat for our listeners, would you mind reading one of your swan lumps book stories? Actually, specifically book number 50. Yeah. Oh, you want me to read swan lumps 50? Or 69. Okay, I'll do swan lumps 50. Tell them what podcast you think that you're on right now though.

This is car talk. Mark, I know because there's a talking car right there. Talking car right there. Okay, hold on, I see it's here. Okay. Let me see about this. Mr. Reddle. Runner's the mic.

You can call me Jack. You're, what? Call me Jack. We just found out your first name. No, I just watched Pirates of the Caribbean today And I want to be like Johnny Depp not like Johnny Depp Pants is covered in blood no blood in the front only the back I'm blood that's piss

All right not be but a good question me you sit on your dick. Not me, but a good question. So, me ill sit on your dick. Chili, backwards, towards your teeth. And that's blood. All right, now hold on. This is a Swannlumps number 50. Mr. Vittles, tell them what you think podcasts are. Okay, I told you, I think podcasts are pop talks. Now, this is Swannlumps number 50,

the man who came into his podcast to get a hot meal. Well, this is pre-written. Well, once upon a time there was a man who was a classically misunderstood, kind of handsome man about town, a cavalier, devil-made-care attitude. The blood's moving to the prime. He took his two little dipshit. He played for the Cavaliers. Down to a podcast studio because he got podcast with pop tarts. Attitude and moving to the time took his two little dipshit Down to a podcast studio because he got podcast with pop tarts and he wanted to get a hot meal Ain't nothing like a hot blueberry pop type so JP riddles. I mean the old man was a handsome devil

Walked into that podcast studio, but it was a frickin ambush and inside of studio was three little miscreants a gpc and add a little what's her name? I'm a car and he can't talk to a dead two talking cars that would shift in looking motherfuckers and anyway Oh, JP died pulled out the squab which was full of fake blood from his pants and dashed him all in the eyes And then store all the pop tarts a K microphones and started eating all those things until brand gear it came out of nowhere Pop them in the back of the head with a sock full of corners Oh, you didn't even open up a book All right kids come on we're getting out of here. I'm brand here. I'm gonna pop you a sock full of corners Can we get a hot feel?

Wow, that was a that was disrupt No, I'm new. Wow, that was a... That was a dis-rupp- JBC, you were required during that one? I'm sorry, but when you're in the presence of fucking talent, you shut your mouth. That's why I was talking about that. JBC classically read Swann Lump's growing up in Refuse, Tariq. I stand JBC at all.

You're a surest, right? Yeah, absolutely. And I'm a big fan of it. He can do no wrong in my book. Speaking of books, Adam, why don't you crack up in that reddle book and read to us a riddle? Here we go. Oh, before you do, who is that coming up in the distance?

Knock knock. Hey, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, yeah, I audit thoroughly. Knock knock. It's KJ Letters Them Sell Letters. Hi, hi, Clue Crew. Hi. hi clue crew. I also I agree in the booth I really should be and I agree with you JPC when you're in the presence of talent shut the fuck up I just really want to stop and stand yes

I just wanted to drop in and say you're all are doing great. Oh, you're doing great KJ I do notice that we don't have any riddles. Oh, is this notes? Oh, letters and notes. I'm sorry. I do take notes. Usually my notes are all positive. What if letters?

Can I give you a note? Yeah, be minor. What? Hit it. That's what they meant. What if letters is alter ego? Was there notes? Ooh.

Because letters is all the alphabet and notes is all music. And you fight crime by waiting till a villain picks up champagne glass. And that sounds awesome. Sashing it with your voice. I've actually thought about this about like, there's an audio program that changes voices from one gender to another, which is a construct.

But I was like, oh my gosh. The Provincial Construct. Aaron Keefe with AAR. voices from one gender to another, which is a construct. But I was like, oh my gosh. The purpose of construct? Aaron Keefe with AAR, AAR, R-O-N, Julia Patrice, Cohen, and that'll work on. Yeah, that'll do me. Do me. Yeah, and then I would, and then Aaron with an E. And then I could be notes.

Yeah, that would make sense. That would be cool. That would be beautiful. That would be upside 100. That would be fun. That would be beautiful. Let me upset 100. That would be fun. But yeah, usually my notes are all positive. It's like minute 237, Aaron just became a dolphin. And then battle, Browder into his office

to talk about dolphin things. Gone bad on my C-desk. And at the NJBC says welcome to Chilly. I don't know why you said that. I don't know what you said. I don't know. KJ, you just described every scene. I want to see a scene. Aaron's a dolphin.

I bring you into my office. And we know the scene is over when JPC says welcome to Chile. Got it. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited.

I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited.

I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited.

I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm presided. I'm presided myself. Oh, you hate to hear that. I just want to let you know that you don't swim with the rest of the pod. Now a lot of the other dolphins in the community have a pod. They are staying a pod to make sure that they're not caught in a cast net. So sort of avoiding the cast nets with their car. Everyone has a podcast.

Everybody and their mom has a podcast, and I swim upside down. So I can't join them. You swim upside down? I said the order of words, in which I meant to say them. Do you have a podcast? I mean, I do, my friends here.

How can I go locate it? We are on iTunes. in that part. Do you have a podcast? I mean, I do. My friends are there. How can I go locate it? We are on iTunes. We have one. You're not on Apple Podcast? Because I think iTunes is going the way of it later. Oh, no. No, it just MP3 files on my iTunes.

You have MP3 file? Yeah. I have MP3 files. Bokker, can you milk me? Hey, I'm Brian. Welcome to Joyce. Table for two. You can catch to Joyce. Dave over to you. KG is that, is that what you envisioned?

That is what plays in my mind when I go to bed. I will say, KG, you're amazing. Oh my gosh. And you're always so supportive. KG, if you heard of a compliment sandwich, who comes to pay me motherfucker? This is what happens. I'll have to compliment Sandwich. So I thought maybe could you give us maybe one or two other scene ideas where there's

no vulgarity, there's no vitro or aggression, just because I feel like that's our wheelhouse okay. Alright JPC, start a scene by saying fuck you, where we and then Adel you come in as a human penis the Aaron you're gonna be a talking dolphin And you are Anne Frank's wet dream. Seemed begin. Fuck you, where are we? Well, we're in a morgue. I'm a dead penis blood, blood come blood.

You're my dead penis. Oh my god. So I woke up in this morgue. My penis must have died in an accident, but I'm still alive. I woke up in this morgue. Is that a song? It could be. OK, I can communicate with you.

Can you milk me? You are my death penis. Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Oh, we better get you in some water. No, dead penis. It's OK. This is my best friend of talking dolphin in this.

Sharan B. Welcome, welcome, welcome, blood. Sharon, you're never going to believe what happened to me. Your penis died, and now, and it also also can talk and you're in a morgue Fuck you. Where are we? Sharon you just figured it out we're in a morgue We're obviously underwater cuz you're a dolphin. I'm dead and I have to do a hundred good deeds before my penis can come back to life I don't think you can do it. I'm out. That's what my penis said

See I think you can do it. I'm out. That's what my Pita said. See? KJ, was that... Is that close? That was amazing. Give us another one for not including your Aaron. No, I feel great. KJ, you're crying. KJ, set Aaron up with one.

This is a scene that's going to prominently feature Aaron. Okay. So, can I be in a scene? Yes. Oh, I would love to be. Do you want to Babe Ruth it? Do you want to call your own shot? Or do you want us to do it?

Oh my gosh. KJ, or do you want us to do it? Your prompt can be set up, Aaron, for a scene that Aaron's commonly featured in. No, I'm horrible. I'm horrible. Oh my god. What have you said about all of this?

What you said was, can I be in a scene, which is the most Hey Riddle Riddle thing that can be said on this podcast? Oh, I'm ready. Okay. Do you want to do the prompt or do you want them to do it? I'll give you, I'll give you the prompt to. Please do. You two are, because I'm quiet.

You two are both helicopter pilots, and it's a slow day, and there's no, you don't want to do any helicopter pilot missions, so you're just kind of in on the tarmac, shooting the shit. I'm so close to winning this game of Tetris. So you're just kind of in on the tarmac shooting the shit You lose oh my heart great same scene. It's like your pilot pins pilot pins Yeah, it's a brand of pins a brand of pin. I have blood on me. Oh My gosh what happened? I was he was really not careful His stat is it pen blood? Is it ink like is it your blood?

Or is it I'm a pen? I'm a pin. So you're a pen and so it's not ink like our blood is ink But you mean there's human blood on you human blood on me. I'm a you're a pet and so it's not ink like our blood is ink but you mean there's human blood on you. You're human blood on me. I'm a you're a pen. I'm a pin. Great. Same scene but now you're both pilot lights on us on a oven. Yum. Oh my god. Great. Same scene but now you're both Pontius pilot. I'm in the Bible. You're in the Bible too. And we're both in the Bible. Oh, I'm almost not gonna be able to say my favorite. Love it. Love it. Same scene, but now you're both piles of cheesets. I feel a little salty. I feel like a little bendy. I feel like

an auto aisle. I feel like, you know what? I will say about you though? Yes. You're addictive. All right, same scene, but now you're both named Steve Schitz. It's gonna be a hell of a nightmare to put music to it. Save it! Okay, Jay. Thank you so much for stopping by. Thank you. Before you go, Kay. Are you gonna edit this episode?

Sure. Are you gonna paint it for me Sure. Are we gonna paint this? Yes, presumably. Okay, before you go, what has been a highlight for you in these first 50 episodes? A moment and episode. Also just the squash all rumors, we do pay you. I mean, once the rumors start,

Mike, what has been like the high point? Or like a moment that you enjoyed being here and it wasn't a waking nightmare. I do enjoy being here. I often laugh so hard inside the booth that I feel like I'm messing you up. I feel like, yeah, we can usually see your screen and you're watching Big Bang Theory.

It's the best, no it's not. Also my favorite part of work is when my boss comes up to me and says, what's the best part about being here? I thought maybe an episode that they like. Actually, I really enjoyed the Sherlock episode. That was really fun. I enjoyed the challenge of it. You're editing of it was so cool.

Thank you. The carriages and the rain and all that stuff. It was fun to get into the world of I also love Whenever Ernie makes a like a theme one like bled it'll riddle was really cool Um, and then horny parrot your big horny parrot fan. I'm a huge horny parrot fan Just hanging outside the door. What'd you say? Huh someone say something? Hey, it's horny actually Hi horny if you nested All right, sorry, I just heard my name and I thought it come in

Oh, yeah, I've been waiting this whole time Get to work on that song Also, we have one more thing to add to the song. Okay. What did you say you wanted? I want there to be a children's choir Nice simple ad is that cool Yeah, no, I have two minutes. I guess it's a five, a bully. Okay, cool. Okay, but can you take anything you want to see

in the next 50 episodes? Well, wait, I do want to answer your question. There's not time for that. All right, never mind. No! No, my favorite thing is just like the scenes, I think that they're lovely and they make me think about improv stuff. That's a so general idea.

KJ. Yeah. Is there anything you want to plug in the shows in the city that you're doing? Oh my gosh. Yeah, I do a, I'll steal Aaron's thing of like, you can check out my shows on Instagram. Yeah. What's your handle?

KJ Snares. KJ Snares? Snares. SNES. SNES. SNES. All right, I get nervous when I'm out of the booth for too long. I do. KJ snares snares SNDRS. Oh yes like All right, I get nervous when I'm out of the booth for too long. I do and sorry We you were at a diner. Yeah sitting I like to journal yeah, all right. I'm gonna go by

KJ by KJ who let's check the Rhythmeter oh Close to 50 it has to be close to fifty i will say that jp riddles took the redometer when he left i think he thought it was a hot pocket uh... and so he would he would he ate most of it and i couldn't i'd be really want to be more just about anything in a hot pocket uh... yes that is what one percent true i mean that's what it seems

who did it just get cold in here? I think so. Yeah, it actually did drop a few degrees. Yeah, I'm cold. Oh, I'm cold. There might be a sleepy witch around here. No, it's just a ghost. Hold on. I just killed that ghost. I spoke you sleep a witch. I'll walk on. Spooky sleeper witch, why are your eyes closed? Why? Because you know what?

I, my body, I didn't think my B12 pills. Ever? No, I never have taken them and closed you. And I keep falling asleep on the train. And I keep missing my stop. On what train do you take? Drops of Jupiter? I take the minute train to Georgia.

I take the drops of Jupiter. I love how agreeable you are spooky sleepy witch. Yeah, you know, I'm too tired to just like, to argue or to do bad and prove. You had to do bad improv, like, it's just like, I just like. What do you been up to? You don't look great. Well, I don't.

No, you sound awful and you don't look good. Really? I think that's what Adam and I say. Oh shit. I feel like I'm like a snow white situation. Like I look beautiful under, like when I'm napping, I'm like stunning. I'm like a sleeping beauty snow white.

Mm-hmm. When you're napping, you're stunning. Yeah. Huh. My lips look like roses and my cheeks also look like roses. I would say it looks like you've been eating roses. And that you're all bloody fulfilled. Are you?

Waiter, are those bad food? Yeah, I think so. Yeah, why don't I put them on top of my avocado toast? Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Are you drinking rosé? Avocado toast. That's like rosé. I'm putting roses in my rosé. Avocado toast, what are you, a basic witch?

You basic witch. I think I have a basic witch. Isn't the basic Boston, basic witch by SuperHeroonNay? Yeah, for sure. Yeah, but you have to listen to our Patreon episodes to know that, which are phenomenal. You know, oh, she fell asleep. Oh, she fell asleep. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no to. I think everyone was really hard in that talking dolphin. Okay, let's get you out of here. Let's get you out of here. We'll just give her a shot. Oh, we're we were recorded by a cliff. Wow, we're not going to see that which is famously we were recorded by a cliff. Who was that beautiful woman who was just in here? Oh, Julia, it was a cardboard cutoff. It's from Aaron Brock of it.

Oh, yeah, she looks very hot. Very good. Oh, James, we didn't ever check in with you. How you doing? How are we feeling? How are we doing? Well, I will say, great news everyone. They caught my dad's killer. It was a police horse.

Yeah. So dad's killer has been brought to justice. Do you know about a sister brother in Incess? It was a police horse. The way that they actually caught him was the police horse was fucking throw a brother in the brother of the brother snitched on the horse. Yeah, so got my dad's killer.

Opened shut, opened shut. Yeah, that's. And I just need like a 10 second scene from Adel where you just do classic Adel improv. Okay. Are we having pun yet? There is no fondue or fondotes. There is only... Try, try, birdie.

Mr. McAfee virus scanner. Scanner darkly darkly majors. Major league. Wow thing! thing Charlie look at the Charlie Sheen on that car who is that a Honda according to Jim Baluci Baluci Batush Batushi sushi hero love sushi okay KJ Jiro saves the day KJ we got about 45 minutes of that so just you pick your favorite We don't need all we obviously don't need all of that so whatever I Like to keep all of this but you know what I agree with you

Yeah, I support your choice. We have a limited time for the episode So whatever makes the cut we're we have a lot of it and we keep all that Hey, all of that. You go kill yourself. Oh no. Oh no. Anyway, where are we at Riddlewise? Well, I think we must be almost a city. We must be almost a city. I wrote it down, but I have a book covering it.

So there's a zero. Let me just move this book to the left. To the left. To the left. To the left, to the left, the book. Oh, that's a zero. Oh, weird. That's weird. Okay. Well.

People are going to be pretty mad. They love when we do bad riddles. They love when we do riddles. And we didn't do any promise them. They're very, very good riddles. They're the top. What if we did, what if instead of 50 riddles, we did 40 days and 40 nights? Okay. Aaron, I'd like to see a scene. You're gonna be Josh Hartnick. You're gonna be Horny as all get up.

And Adelaide. You're gonna be the woman who was in that movie, whose day of I should know, but I just know Josh Hartnick. And you think it's important to know the plot of this movie? No. No, okay. Can I be Julius Styles, but from Save the Less Dance?

I'd love for you to be Julius Styles from Save the Less Dance. And you might see Toby McGuire pop in a spider-man We don't know we don't we won't we won't oh man. I am horny as I'll get out Where were you the dance was last night? You didn't save it I did and you never showed up it was your last dance and you couldn't have held off The last dance is what I call my virginity and I was saving it for you And then you just had sex with someone else last night? I have been waiting for you for 40 days.

I had sex with somebody. I had sex with Toby McGuire from Spider-Man. And I green goblin that pussy up all night, baby. He was goblin. You was another, say that another way. Okay, another spider-man. And I was getting up into those Dr. Octopus's. Okay, that's pretty good now.

Say something about a web. Okay, I was getting up into those Dr. Octopuses. Okay, that's pretty good. Now say something about a web. Okay, I was shooting big webs. Now, that's what I'm expecting. A spider verse. Okay. I thought you were the star. I was thinking. Aaron, is there anything you want to plug?

God. Yeah, listen to Hey Riddle Riddle. It's a podcast where we do riddles. Follow me, Aaron, keep 10 on Instagram, and I will plug my shows there. Um, James, anything you want to plug? Yeah, I mean, thank God that we have finished this 50 episode arc. The curse is lifted.

We can finally stop doing this podcast. Can we turn back into humans? We turn back into humans. I, of course, turn back into a horny police horse, that's the fuck my brother. I would love to plug if you are looking for a book to read. You want to learn a little bit more about negotiation. The book Getting to Yes by Roger Fisher and William Erie, it is a great read. Highly encouraged people who, you should negotiate everything.

I negotiated the price of a car. You can negotiate the price of groceries. You know, go for it, live your life, never pay full price. Knock, knock, knock. Sorry, I read that book. It's a really good book. It's a good read.

KJ, there's no door. Sorry. I feel like Nijay thinks there's a door and that's all that matters. I didn't get a close. I'm going to close. I'm going to close. I'm going to close.

I'm going to close. I'm going to close. I'm going to close. I'm going to close. I'm going to close. I'm going to close. I'm going to close. I'm going to close.

I'm going to close. I'm going to close. I'm going to close. I'm going to close. I'm going to close. I'm going to close. I'm going to close. I'm going to close. I'm going to close. I'm going to close. I'm going to close. I'm going to plug the Hayritalrittle Patreon. If you would enjoy the Clue Crew, which you do, you want to check out our Patreon, it's

at patreon.com slash Hayritalrittle. It's $5 a month. For that, you get new episodes every single Friday. You get our entire back catalog of Patreon exclusives. You get our, we've been releasing our D&D arc, which was such, such a fun time. So please check that out, please donate. We would love to have you in the clue crew. And we're also gonna have some Patreon exclusive merch.

So you're gonna wanna pick that up. I also think that a lot of the recent Patreon episodes are some of my favorite episodes we've ever done. Some that are either coming out soon are the recent ones. Say, we were laughing very hard recording those recently. What are we gonna do for a hundredth episode?

Oh. Probably do 50 scenes instead of riddles. We'll do 50 scenes instead of riddles. But I did wanna say that, in all fairness, people love the show because they love the riddles. I did wanna give them a chance to answer, for us to answer one riddle before we go. Oh wait, what

You see that what's that dots getting closer? It's getting whoa. Oh my god. That's getting closer and closer Oh, no, no, no, it's super get on the mic Jupiter Jupiter get on the mic. Hi, hi, I'm Jupiter. Oh my you're the planet Jupiter. Yeah You keep mentioning it could be at the end of every episode. And like I was like, my ears are burning. Okay. I was waiting right outside the door like with already with horny parrot. Oh, okay.

Well, by waiting outside the door, you've basically demolished Earth because you're very much larger than Earth. And by establishing the door, we also own apology to KJ who's been knocking every time. So, thanks for the love. Thanks for the love. I love it. You just mentioned me at the end. No one knows why I'm here.

No one knows. And the people at home don't get the joke. I've done. Yeah, my friend. Okay, I'll go back to space. Yeah. Gash just asked. Bitch.

I'm JPC. Welcome to Chili's. This has been Hey, Real, Real. Created by Adolf Refin. Welcome to Chili's. We'll go created by M.O.B. Cargamus and M.O.N. Amores. We'll go back to your hate-risk-abrid youngness.