Hey Riddle Riddle - #51: JANETMORPH! with Janet Varney!

Episode Date: July 10, 2019

How do we follow up the madness of episode 50?! By having one of our favorite humans on Earth co-host! It's HOLLYWOOD NIGHTZ part 3 and we get silly.as.hell with the incredible talent that is Janet Varney (The JV Club, Voyage To The Stars, Legend of Korra)! We talk Animorphs, take a sneak peak into the inner workings of British Parliament, pontificate on the Kool-Aid Man, play a round of CLUE and introduce a new type of Riddle!! A huge thank you to Mars (@MarsMel) for recording all our L.A. episodes! #WiddleWednesday Check out our Patreon at www.patreon.com/heyriddleriddleStarring:Adal RifaiJohn Patrick CoanErin KeifEditing by: KJ SnyderTheme by: Arne ParrottLogo by: Emily Kardamis & Emmaline MorrisWant more? Get Weekly Bonus Eps on Patreon!Want merch? Visit our TeePublic Store!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Do we still find that one fun? Yeah, that one better than Hollywood night. I had a dream I had a dream that I said it on this episode and I got Wild support wait around people started applying. Yeah. We'll just you two supported you it on this episode and I got wild support. Yeah, around people started applying. Yeah, well just YouTube supported. You dreamed about this episode before you recorded it. That's an impossible pressure to put on yourself. How did I feel? How did I feel?

And the dream, Aaron, you were great. Great, what was my funniest joke, do you think? You had a bit where somebody asked you about superpowers and you said you wish your superpower was that you could turn into a dinosaur, but it took like two weeks Like the cover of an animal's book It was very painful It's a lot of like you hope that your superpowers that you hope that

The criminals are deterred by that. Yeah, because you can't really do anything because it's so painful that it's it's almost like when gold bloom turns into the fly It's like how elephants are pregnant for two years. Like it takes a long time to make an elephant. Exactly. Are you guys familiar with the animals? The book covers always had one person like changing five steps into an animal. Yes.

I never opened one, but I remember the cover. Yeah, the covers. I wish that I had the superpower that any animal book I touched, I could morph into that book. That would be my ideal super. Oh, JPC Dream Bigger. I want to see, or better, I want to see like fan art

where it's like a dab of morph. So it's JPC and like a tank and then slowly him dabbing and like over the course of five, still images. It's you dabbing. I would buy that. I would paint that in my apartment. I want that, but I want Adel turning into JPC and vice versa.

And Adel morph. I started the show yet. I'm JPC but I want Adel turning into JPC and vice versa. And Adel Morph. I've started the show yet. I'm JPC. Yep, we did. We saw riddles. We were still in my dream. In Adel, we have a very special guest. A very special guest.

This is one of my favorite comedians. She hosts the JV Club. She's on a podcast called Void to the Stars. You might have seen her in Stan Against Evil. You might have also heard her and one of my favorite shows of all time, The Legend of Korra as the titular Korra. The titular legend.

I'm sorry. I'm in the middle slash end of an introduction. If that's the middle of the introduction, that's a long introduction. You feel like a big man? Yeah, of course. I'll also say I have three favorite laughs in podcasting. Number three is Aaron Keve.

Wow. This is in no particular order, but. Oh, he was three. You've never done, but you've rewinded 10 seconds. Yeah, number one is, If you rewind 10 seconds, you'll hear my heart. Number one, because you're turning into a dinosaur. Yeah.

It has a split and half and then grow four more quadrants. Number three is Aaron Keve. Number two is just a macaroy. My number one favorite laugh of all time. Janne and Farney, welcome to the show. Yeah, oh my God, but not in any ranking. But there's no ranking. You first, but that's, but what is first mean?

You said number one of all time and no particular order. Yeah. Look at my tears. Yeah. Oh, Aaron. Oh, whatever, whatever, whatever, whatever. Janne, thanks so much for being on the show.

Thanks, guys. I had about two more hours I will have morphed into a good podcast. That's gonna be a meantime. I'm gonna be a tremendous discomfort. It is awful. If you need to know that this podcast will never morph into a good podcast,

but you're wonderful. That is not worth it just with my spine that I'm having right now, in that case. Janet, what is your relationship with riddles, with lateral thinking? I know you do a show about escape rooms. I did, yeah, I did. What's the name of the show?

It was a show called Escape. Exclamation mark. And it was something I did for Geek and Sundry, and I was the host, and we actually built puzzles and escape rooms that we used and had time for one day, and then they would be broken down and replaced with another one, which was a tremendous amount of work on the entire production step. What, you physically built them? We physically built, I mean, not this one, I'll be honest,

I had nothing to do with building them. I wish I would have been because. Your hands were covered in splinters. They're, it's bad, it's bad. The fingers I have left are, but we had this, they were really, really complex rooms, but because we were shooting at Geek and Sundry, and there's just like one studio that we could use,

we had to shoot them with celebrities that came in and tried to solve them and get out, and then we would have to break them down, and they would build a whole new one. So we had like one day, we had a sort of haunted serial killer cabine with lots of doll heads hanging. And then we had one that was Aaron Joel appreciate, this Jurassic Park sort of related one. If I could have a dinosaur. I know Dream You would really

appreciate it. I can't say whether or not, I you would, I don't know you well. And then we had one that was sort of the my intemple kind of thing, which is Felicia Day did that one and I've never heard someone scream so loudly at other people. I was like, you are clearly a company owner. In a way I never understood before because there's a lot of barking orders and screaming. And then, God, there was so many good ways. A spaceship one, we had a sort of James Bond 60s evil layer one that were one side of the wall was rock. So it was sort of in it like a cavern. And it was super cool and like hipster.

You would put all of these up in one day. Yeah, they would have to get, we would shoot them. And then we were like, okay, that was great. That's a wrap, everybody, goodbye room. Wow. And it was nutso, yeah. It's worth watching, even just clips of each episode just so you can wrap your head around the idea that

that all of those were meticulously assembled and that you constructed in like 12 hours. I'm saying. Yeah. What work can you watch them? It's on. You watch them on YouTube? Okay. Yeah, they're all on YouTube now. Okay, where can you watch if your dad does not let you do a YouTube?

Oh boy. Good luck. Because you've even used that privilege. Good luck to you, sir. A couple too many times. No, it's my own fault. It's my own fault. So you enjoy lateral thinking puzzles. You enjoy your rules.

I really, really do. Yeah, I like to do the crossword puzzle every day. I found out very late that I don't like words with friends. I had never played it when it was happening. Oh, yeah. And I recently was introduced to it and I was like, I don't care for this. Because I don't care for the idea that you could do a dumb word

that no one's heard of, but somehow get 62 points. That's three letters. And then you do like a really complex word. And it's like five letters. That feels unfair. It feels like I want to be rewarded for the vocabulary. Yeah, and people, I feel like just try, try out combinations until they find a word, where it's like you didn't know that.

That wasn't in your vocabulary, like what are we doing? Exactly. I also feel like with words of friends, you find that all of your friends are cheaters. Like, they just like, oh, they Google words. And they're, because there are apps that, like you just plug in things, they'll like, this is the best word that you can do with this.

And I'm like, come on. There's no reward there. You want to have the satisfaction of feeling like, you solve something or that you can do with this. And I'm like, yeah, come on. There's no reward there. You wanna have the satisfaction of feeling like you saw something or that you were responsible for it. Yeah, so that's what I feel about that. Crosswords as well. And on the New York Times app, it tells you when you beat your average, it's like

you're six minutes faster to your average. I'm like, fuck yeah. I'm right there, I do it on the iPad as well. And it is a pledge. And then I get so angry when I, if I miss a day for some reason, and the gold star turned into it just goes back to blue star. And then I get so angry when I, if I miss a day for some reason, and the gold star turned into, it just goes back to blue star.

And then you're like, oh, that's a patchwork of failures. I always do. That's a calendar overall. That's a title by one man, show it. Patchwork of failures. But it can't get produced in the next event. That's what I've been.

I would like to see a scene. Before we even get into riddles, I want to see a scene. Janet, Aaron, you are two friends out for a nice brunch, and the two of you are trying to shoehorn in words that you don't normally use or understand, but you've maybe seen them on works with friends or in a resource, and you're just trying to shoehorn those

and act casually. I don't want to be pedantic, but I think I'll have a mimosa. Oh, yeah, no, no, that sounds good. I don't know if I'm in the mood for like the viscosity I'll do it. Yeah, just like the velocity in which I will like go through a mimosa like bottomless mimosa. I'm just like trying to not be sick by lunch You know right right you don't want to have some sort of extrapolation all over the table where people are like, whoa, you have one aisle two. Yeah, I don't want to extrapolate on myself on the cart ride home. Okay, so two mimosas. Could you give us a minute actually? I would love for you to

just, you know, syncopate for a second while we just have a quick, um, tada tada. Oh, absolutely. That's not probably all. Were you just speaking French? Sorry. Oh, was that French? Yeah, were you just like, did you just like watch a different? I said the word tada tada. Is that that's a word? I think that's just the English word. Hey, Amy. Yes. Oh, sorry. Oh, my God!

What a weird city so crispy! I honestly, I never meet another Amy. I don't either! This is so tumultuous. Oh my God. Delipal. So here we go. We're going to get into the first riddle.

These ones that I found here are some of these are more like, here's the situation and you have to figure out what's going on. Like when your parents go away on a week's vacation and they leave the keys to your brand report. Yeah. And you think somehow putting the card in reverse on blocks will turn back the mileage. If I ever meet the screenwriter of that movie.

What will you do? Big old fuck you. Wow. Wow. Geez. He do? Big old fuck you. Wow, wow, geez. He's been dead for 15 years. I live near Mia Sarah. You can take it out on her. Oh, thank you. I please, if you don't mind. So it's going to be more of a situation you have to sort of work backwards to see what happened. You have to extrapolate. This is, this sounds like a real Sherlock situation. No shit. It's no shit. It's all Sherlock. Great. It's some of them are shitty. Most of them are shitty. A man is found dead in an alley, lying in a red pool with a stick near his head.

Good. First of all, sulfur pool and stick. I already, yeah, I have some strong feelings about whether the red pool has anything to do with blood. So I don't think it does. A man is found dead in an alley, lying in a red pool with a stick near his head. and Allie lying in a red pool with his stick near his head. Okay, it's not a man, it's the Kool-Aid man. This is too obvious, it's too obvious, that it's a Kool-Aid guy. I would love if there's a commercial where it's like, there's a brick wall, but they put titanium reinforcement. And he tries to bust through and it shatters,

and then like some asshole in his apartment is like, fuck you. This feels like a family guy cut away a bit where it's just a pile of shit. Oh no. and just shatters and then like some ass loan as apartments like fuck you. You can't do that. This feels like a family guy cut away a bit where it's just a pile of shit. Oh no, yeah no. No, and family guy would cut away and it would be like, Mrs. Kool-Aid and they'd be like,

The baby's been. The baby's burst through your uterine wall and she'd be like, oh no. And then he would burst through and be like, oh yeah. Oh my god. Seth McFrowon, if you for listening, I need a job. Oh. I think I know what it is.

Really? No. But I have a dumb guess. I love it already. I want to hear this dumb guess. Okay, the pool is a popsicle. It's melted. Yeah.

Stick is a popsicle stick. I love what I'm hearing. He choked and then it melted. I think that's exactly what it is. Or it's Ryan Reynolds. It's a dead pool. And it's because of his suit is exactly what it is. Or it's Ryan Reynolds, it's a Deadpool. And it's because of his suit is right. And the stick is a cigarette,

because he's sneaking a little stick right. JPC, can I see outside? Yeah, absolutely. We're not this window. Yeah, I cannot be in listen RIP. But I cannot, I don't, I can't talk that. I think that's meant to be. That's what it is.

That's gotta be it. I love it. Here's the solution. The man died from eating a poison popsicle. Is that true? That is true. I think it's better that he choked. Because there's less, you need less information.

The phoenix also shit happens. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. Doesn't have to be that someone murdered him. He just choked. I've gone pretty hard on a popsicle before. Just being too excited. That's the first time anybody's ever used that phrase.

Nobody has used those words in that order ever. The other rocket pops before. I can't believe I just tried to do like a fuck you dumb answer. And it was like, you nailed it. You absolutely know. So funny. As you were saying it, I knew it was right. I mean, I wouldn't have thought of that,

but I knew it was right. I think as the more we do this show, the more I think our brains are adjusting to like the garbage quality of riddles Well, yeah, but it is kind of like the New York Times Crossword film right where you have your filler like it's gonna be silly Yeah, you see the mattresses Like East side Morales. I never had a relationship with until the New York Times Crossword it out He is in every clue Allen Alda are you stark? Yeah, I'm so tired of all the awards

Alan Alda's one. That is an opportunity to like list all the things he won. I would like to see a scene before we move on. GBC, you're sort of an off-brand ice cream truck that's driving around in neighborhood. And like you pick whatever weird song plays when you come by and then the U-T-WR-2 kids writing up thinking that they're about to get real ice cream but they probably only have points to pop. Gotcha. Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da I would like to. Hello. I'm sorry. You said hello. I was just taking a hold back. Oh, that's, oh. Uncommon those people. This is my sister. Hello. I am her brother.

I'm Sasha. Hi, Sasha. And my name is Domingo. He's very pretentious. Great. What can I get you kids? Well, let me take off my Panama hat and fan my face. Sorry, I just got back from Cuba.

And I will take off my furtook because I have a Russian name. And why was I wearing this on a hot day? Our parents dressed us after our namesakes. Sure. I am named after a placido domingo. I am named after Sasha. And I'm named after an American girl doll.

Oh, which one? My name is American girl doll. I go by by 80D. Okay. That doesn't make sense. Sure. Can we have two of your finest popsicles? Oh, yeah.

Here's the menu right here. Okay. Otter pops. I'm sorry? Otter pops, I see. That's otter pops. Oh. From the Simpsons character, Otto.

It's a popsicle in the shape of a bus. Why is it how well that curly hair? Because auto had curly hair. That's horse hair. That's not people hair. So you can eat in like a violin bow. Can you not eat human hair because it's like poisonous to you if you're human, but you can't eat horse hair? No, you can't eat horse hair. I've been told not to eat people hair. You don't think that people get killed when you use their hair right now that i use all the person situation i just someone's here i just been kicked out of too many our bees to have this debate over and over again will not eat people here and i will not sell people

uh... can i ask you about two popsicles here that that the two popsicle yeah yeah uh... two-chains theme no it's a two-pop the end of the two popsicle yes uh... i do have a two-chains theme? No, it's a two-pop theme. It's a two-pop cycle. Oh, okay. Yes, I do have a two-chains-themed popsicle. Okay. What about the poirot popsicle? Or the old lace?

Pfft. Pfft. I don't know. What about the arsenic one that's right next to the old lace? Oh, that one seems like a little bit better than that. That's actually, I'm sorry, that's a mistype. That's an arsenic popsicle. Oh, I want that one, I want that one.

Yes. I can get, oh, you know what? We actually ran out of those in 1991. So we don't have any of the orcineopopsychals left. So this is like a pop culture popsicle. To stand. Truck. Yeah, it's a pop, popsicle.

That's what pop stands for. Oh. Pop culture. It's a pop. It's a culture circle. Oh. So is there any ice cream or anything that's actually edible or?

No. It's more conversation topics. Unfortunately, this is just an excuse for me to have conversations with children That's if I ever if I ever get a boat I will name it the Watson You must now we just get it get me that money. Yeah, let's get out a little boat That's a good use of your time Okay, here's even more broad scenario. Okay. Two dead people sit in their cars on a street.

And boy, oh boy, this could be a million different answers. Two dead people sit in their cars on a street. Multiple cars. Is it just that they're married? Is dead? Oh, and then drive to work separately. Or they're not dead heads, right? I mean, it would say. So those'll just be waiting to get into a con.

I do like preferring to dead heads as dead people. Like that's like a 2019, like, gender's over. It's their dead people. Yeah. Also, isn't a dead head, like a thing where you get on a plane and you're not the pilot, but you're a pilot. What? You're riding. I feel that cash. If you can, taught me that. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Okay. Or if you have a pilot pin on you, that counts. There's a top let's start. Let's start spit pollen some synopsis.

Couple of dead people in a car. But the car that we've been doing. That's so big. I know. Two dead people sit in their cars on a street. Okay, so they might not even be in the same car. They are in jail in jail in O and they're getting coffee. They're still at it, guys.

Kami sign, Phil, it's your fucking dead man. You're gonna be late. You're gonna be late. Two dead people sit in their car. So they could have just like had a car accident and killed each other. Yeah, it's on. You were very warm.

What? Yeah. Warped. This was fucking weak. First of all, we've all seen apocalyptic movies. So it could be any of those. We're just like everyone's dead in their car, and you're the person weaving through it,

and the empty highway is a tumbleweed roll spike, a bike. Bird box? There's two long lost siblings, and they're seeing each other for the first time, and they're so excited to see each other that they hit their cars at each other, and they both die. OK.

This is a metaphor for late-stage capitalism. This is all about screaming car. I need you to unpack that. I need you to unpack that. Everyone in both that. Okay. This is a metaphor for late-stage capitalism. This is not one of their fucking art. I need you to unhated that. I need you to unhated that. Everyone in their car is dead. You're running through your routine. You're going to your job. Nothing fucking matters. The world is ending and we're all fucking dead. We're all toast. We're all Thanos snapped away. And is that right? Uh, cold. Very cold. Great. But follow my blog. Hold, very cold. Great. But follow my blog. But give me a hug.

So it is a car crash. It is a car crash. It's a very specific car crash conditions. One person had a heart attack and they lost control and they hit the other car and that person was killed on impact because of the crash. No, but that worked. Here's the problem with his terrible riddle.

One person was already dead and it's one of those cars with the dead people. The back. Oh, a horse? Yeah. Oh, I'm sorry. You mean Toyota Corolla? Yeah, a Honda Accord.

Famously, there's a recall because they actually put a dead person in every single car. In every single car. Toyota Corolla. Yeah, Honda Accolla. Is one of them is one of the cars a horse? No, here's another sea. I like your version. I'll tell you If anyone ever made a joke They're driving in Stockholm and It doesn't have to be a finished idea She empathized with the car, so she also crashed.

So I'll give you some few. Is it Dave Matthews band crashing to me? A man who could only think literally was listening to that song. And all the little years under the day one dreaming. Sat tonight. I'll give you some breadcrumbs. This crash probably took place in London, and we can think about London weather conditions.

Oh, I see. You're right. Wrong side of the road. London fog. Bye. I'm south of it. I'm south of it. Janet, how good is your British accent?

I mean, fair to middling. Okay, I want to see a scene. Janet and JPC, you are two British Parliament members debating about new rules for the road. Okay. Right, right, right. I agree with you in principle. I agree with you in what you're trying to do.

But I think if you take all the lines away, it's gonna be much harder to never get Ideas, no, it's gonna pay attention to ideas Speed bumps everywhere, but it's rapes basically. We do- I prefer to cocaine. But someone of your caliber would know down to always referring to some sort of drug. Hear me out, a little bit cocaine and evercar. Traffic is bad.

You do a little bump and it's on me. Everybody's chilled out. You know how cocaine traditionally chills everyone out? First of all, you've misunderstood the entire meeting Absolutely, we are here to discuss the board game the road Corbett Picarthi's novel and for some reason we've been tasked with Understanding and appra and assorting what the rules will be of the scheme are read all the pretty horses So I feel like I have a strong understanding of the basic

mechanics of the game, even though when I say I read it I mean I watch the mat daymen movie. But I'll get it. Post-apocalyptic little boy and his father. Roy? Seen. You should have asked GPC if you could do a British eggman. Oh I know his strengths and weaknesses.

It's so great to see a British parliament member talk do a British egg with me. Oh, I know his strengths and weaknesses. It was so great to see you, British parliament member, talk to a member of Australians cabinets. So here's this situation. Because there was a heavy fog, two people driving in the opposite directions on the same road, both stuck their heads out the window to see the center line better.

Their heads hit each other. They switched bodies. At high speed. This is a Ryan Reilly movie. It was, I see this. to see the center line better. Their heads hit each other. Oh! They switched bodies. At high speed. This is a Ryan Williams movie. It was, I see that. It was, it was, it was, that makes so much sense. That would be so fucking cool to see a sequel to two different mind-swap universes. That would also be very excited about that.

What was 18 again? Was that body swap or just each turn? 17 again. I think it was body swap. 17 again. The George Burns movie? Is it 18 again? No, it was 18 again.

I think it's 17 again. The one starting George Burns? Nobody look at that. He wants to go back and revisit the first day he could vote. So it's definitely. What an honor that was. Jamie Lee Curtis is body swap movie. For the day.

For the Friday. Oh, could he Jamie Lee Curtis and Jody Foster swapping bodies. Yes. The original. Oh, man. That would be so fun. And no one wants to see Lindsey Lohan in that movie. No, no, no, no, speaking of speed bumps and hitting the slopes. That's just the number one.

Nobody told me that she's campaigning to be Ariel in the little mermaid. And I'm like, give it to her. Give it to her. Take all of our money. I need to see it. Honestly, I'll see anything. I'll see anything. Here we go.

Next one. Yes. Is this all from the same source? No, we're bouncing around a little bit. Okay, good. Because I don't care for the people behind that last one. What we found is that there's 10 good riddles in the world. We've solved those, and now we're scraping the bottom of the drill.

This is one of those books you buy on impulse in a 7-11, like on a road trip of people and then you're like, we shouldn't have got this. This is just making us sad. That's the entire vibe of our show. If 10 minutes and do one of those books on a road trip. Our new shirts just say, hey, we're in a riddle. This is making me sad. And we've sold one. Here we go. Bruce wins the race, but he gets no trophy. Again, this is a terrible riddle because there's many different possible answers. Bruce wins the race, but he gets no trophy. He's the best white guy. It's because, as we all know from Bruce Springsteen's songs,

the factory that makes the trofries close down, and everyone lost their job. And I say, in the middle of a... Hey, little girl, it's a trope home. Yeah. Did it go away and leave you all alone, oh, oh, oh. That's the best answer possible.

Is that correct? Is that correct? Um, that is incorrect. But remember that video with Quarting Cox dancing with the trofie? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Addle did dance.

We didn't need you. It's to the audio. Can't start a trophy without a Bruce. So is the name Bruce important in this? Is that is that Keir? Is that just a mysterious detail? It's not really. Okay.

So it's not Dr. Bruce Banner. It is not Dr. Bruce Banner. It's not Bruce Almighty. It's not a. Swing. Who's that? Sorry. Is somebody in Wayne's world name, Bruce?

Sure. Sure. Sure. Yeah, Adel, let's go with that idea. You fucking idiot. You're the one that got the rough and rough. And Bruce, you bought a sex swing. That's right.

Great. Now back to Wayne's world. Okay. So Bruce wins the race, he gets an trophy. Okay, Bruce wins the race. And it's not, I love the idea. I think Aaron, you said best white guy, which is along the lines of like, it could be like a political race.

Yeah. It is not a political race. Or also just like Aryan nation. Or a great, it's racial. Aryan nation. Yeah. I heard Lindsay Lohan is campaigning to play Aryan nation. Letter.

Letter. Take our money. Letter. No one standing in their way of anything and I think the world will be better. I mean surely there are just a lot of races where you don't get a trophy so I'm angry already. Yeah, not in 2019 all these fucking kids get trophies. It's participation trophies. Save it for the blog. We'll say maybe a little hint is that this race, let's say bluegrass. This, the bruises, what?

What? What? What? What? Bluecess, bruises, favorite. Bluegrass, bruises, bruises, favorite music is bluegrass music. And that's a little, that's a little hint. Fastest banjo picking.

It's a race to see who can pick up that. Lila Lila Lila Lila. Was it a race to see who could stop listening to a jugblow? I think I think bluegrass music is like hillbill and porch music. I actually kind of like bluegrass music. Yeah, I do.

But Julian, well, she found it. She found one. Run. I love the dulcimer. For those who couldn't see, Janet was miming playing a saxophone. I would love to see someone just blowing into a saxophone from a distance. Blowing at the saxophone. That's what you're saying. That helped not at all. I don't know. I feel further away from any answer.

So what do we know about Bluegrass? It's not the music. This is a question that sucks. It's a question. It's a question. It's a Kentucky. Yes. It's a Kentucky Derby.

Yes. It's a hat. You win a hat. You win the Rose thing. You win a bushel of roses. Yes. You can ride a racer. You can ride a racer. You can ride a racer. You win a bushel of roses. Yes, it'll reach you right in the neck. It'll reach you! Let's get her!

She got it, it'll reach you. So, she ain't pretty much got it, but we just need to know. I'll just need to know what Bruce is. And I can't stress enough. I can't stress enough. Bruce is not a happy guy. He doesn't have hands.

Bruce is a horse. Bruce is a horse. Bruce is a horse. He doesn't have hands. He can't pick up the trophy. So I think that that real would've been a little easier, but a little different if it had been like, pop is golden ticket.

Yes. Okay, cool. I think purposely don't give like a fun horse name. Yeah. Adolf, you had a horse name, what would it be? Consternation factory. It is frequently feels like it's like a algorithm that a computer, it's like the first computer algorithm

making it like how, what's his name? Glover, what's his name? Donald Glover. Donald Glover. Wait, from community. Danny Glover. Donald Glover. Donald Glover.

How Donald Glover got childish Gambino? Like he just went to like a thing that made like Mafiosa names or something or rap names. Um, he would do one of both. I don't think so. So let's make it. So, so let's all we're all going to say our favorite word. Okay. On three and then we're going to combine those into a little, we'll just go around and

at the room and order. So I'll start with myself though. Janet will go to GPC one with Aaron. Okay. I'll think of the. This is my favorite word in no particular order. Okay. Yeah. This is my top number one favorite word in no word.

Oh, it's about that. Yeah, so folks, we can't stress enough. Favorite word? This Kentucky Derby season, place all your money on the horse. Also, a lot. Benedictine pretzel. Melon. Pretzel is your favorite word?

I can't emphasize enough. Benedict, my number one favorite word. I know order top 10 definitely bet on pretzel would not bet on melon collie. I think pretzel is a good horse name though too. Melon collie someone would definitely be like oh this this is gonna be one of those like, we're versed the next psychology. Mel and Collie has high confidence. It's also like, all the time. What an asshole would name his dog, like Mel and? My dog's name is...

That's my dog's name is Collie. My dog's name is Pugetti and I've been joking with Mariah that I want to get another dog and I'm like, if I get another dog, I want to name it website. I don't know why, but like, I think website is a great game for a dog. I find it, I don't mind it. Yelling website at a dog in public, like website, what are you website?

And then people are like, what? Why? I'd like to see a scene. I like the three of you to all be horses before the Kentucky Derby. And you're really just trying to get into each other's heads. Gotcha. Can I just ask a favor before I know this is where I'll try to win and we all want those

uh, if you need to, if you need a favor, listen. Um, we're here for you as much as we can be. When I die, will you mourn me? Okay, uh, boo, that's a, uh, that's a, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, as we all know, many of us will die, uh, today, yes, specifically, and I just don't want to be forgotten. Well, I can't guarantee that we also won't die today, so I guess for me, it's tough to make a promise. I don't know if I can keep, because I could be one of the fallen. Yeah, I think we all have that stomach knot before we raise this.

Okay, please. Stomach knot is my name Rubik's Cube. I don't use my name in a derogatory way. I didn't get to pick it. I'm a horse. If you could pick your name, what would it be? My birth name is... Rrmmmm. You know that, but they call me stomach not.

In fairness, you do have great apps. Yeah, I've never seen a horse with six pack of this. Yes. Yeah. Or what I lack in dick, I make up for it. It's underbink, really. And you actually started the new cultural phenomenon of calling six pack horse apps. Yes, horse apps.

Or an alternative to... Really into your real traditionalist buddy. Real traditionalist. Y'all are just traders and you use your people names, but I used the horse names that we were born with. Well listen, it's fine for you because your mother was a horse, therefore you're a horse. Now my father was a horse, so I don't really speak the language or celebrate. That's completely different. There's the rules there. Okay, we get a Yoracintar, Rubik's Cube. We all know you're people at the top horse on the bottom.

The letter that you competed all is... Well, he does have to chop. He doesn't have to chop. Alright ladies and gentlemen, I'm the part of the whole thing. The whole thing is that like bottom, the whole thing is that like bottom. Excuse me, ma'am. The speakers on this into the room? Oh no one can just come over here. No one knows that. Okay hold that. Oh you're getting further away from it. You're getting further...

We are approaching peanuts teacher. We are approaching peanuts teacher Seen see teachers a good horse. Uh, here we go Okay, mr. Black You said that like you thought someone else was about Short like when ever you're ready you're ready. Oh, you didn't have one prepped Alex Alex Adles catchphrase is here we go, and then six seconds of silence. That's like my fun routine. Classic Alex. Classic Alex.

Fuck it, Alex. There it is, my parents almost named me Nick. Really? Yeah, so my mom was pushing for a more American name, so she was pushing for Nick, and then my dad is Palestinian, so he was pushing for Nick and then my dad is Palestinian. So he was pushing for something more Arab. But they thought the name Nick Rify sounded too close to the Macrophilia. They were not wrong. They were thinking. They were really thinking it through. Yeah. That's nice. It would have been fun to believe. Yeah. That's nice. But I don't think kids would even get there. Like in

grade school, nobody knows that term. Yeah, but high school. What grade school did you go to? like in grade school nobody knows that term. Yeah, but high school. What grade school did you go to? I forgot you're from Indiana. I have a million. Everybody fucker corpse is in the team. That's what I'm saying. We grew soy beans and we fuck the dead.

That's on every license plate, right? It's on every order. That's the Indian slogan that's on every license plate. Mr. Black asks for tea and gets $5,000. Then he asked for eyes, but Mrs. White can't give it to him. Oh my God. This is jeopardy. Say it again.

I can't believe I'm about to say that this, but it sounds like there's too much information in this one. Yeah. And I never thought I would say these stinkers. Did it is crying blood? Oh, I'm calling riddles stinkers from now on. Stinkers. What about your duds? God, yeah, this one's a real dark sticker. Okay, this black asks for tea and gets to $5,000 and Mr.

and then he asks for eyes, but Mrs. White can't give him any. And he asks for eyes, but Mrs. White can't give him any. Yeah, for sure Mrs. White, why don him any. And he asks for eyes, but Mrs. White can't give him any. Yeah, for sure Mrs. White, why don't know if Anna White's married? Mrs. English parliament. I don't know if that's her maiden name. Mrs. English parliament, everyone knows that in England, you drink tea.

They come for a vote. The he asks for some eyes. The eyes don't win. We have Brexit. There's no deal and no deal. Say fit for the blog. You really have an agenda this episode. Is eyes like the letter I or eyes like on your face?

I think JPC and Janice. I think. Freaking freaking. No offense, but do we want to go ahead and say say it out loud? Yeah, on the kind of three instead of of just malving it to each other, why is it that we could not be doing that? Should we, wait, should we speak onto the podcast? Okay, I do want to officially submit this

into the record, ready? Yeah. One, two, three. The price is right. Wait, the price is right. I'm so ready to say yes and, and, and, and, and. China, are you not familiar with Vanna, right? Yes.

Villa, right. China, right. Vanna, right. She's... Villa, right. Jim Price, Vanna, right. Together there. I guess one is the other. Oh, it's a body switcher thing. Hi, guys. I got it. Price is right.

And right is price. And I'm sorry. Got it. Just the general motif on the show is that I'm supposed to be the stupid one. I can actually cannot get an answer to a riddle correct. Otherwise, it just breaks the whole Well, Aaron it takes to to make a village, you know what I'd like to see a scene This will be are we all familiar with clue the movie I guess yeah, yeah, great

So we're all actually the TV show better the board game We're all We're all people with colorful last names, but we're all famous people with colorful last names. I'm sorry. And there's been a murder. I'm sorry. When you say famous people, so like Mr. Black might be Louis Black.

Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. Like Mrs. White. Mrs. White here was a Vanna White. Mr. Purple might be Deep Purple, the band. Yeah. I have to say, you are that is laminated now. You are contractually obligated to play deep purple

Alright we'll do we are all in and what if you can't think of one One will someone get one too? Aaron you can be black Sabbath the band Aaron you can be the famous Colonel mustard Celebrity But it's must be a Everyone knows who I'm Colonel Muster. But it must be a female Colonel. You could be Steve Yellow.

Steve Yellow. Or Yellow Card? You could be the cold place on Yellow. Yes, yes, yes. I'm a one-name-maker. Mr. Blue Sky. I'm a really cool boss. Thank you all for coming to my men's,

Jan. I have to apologize. Under Lightning. Thank you. I have to apologize for the thunder lightning. I do want to let you know that there has been a meadow A Mazda meadow? There is a Mazda meadow blocking the entrance. So if whoever here's what we'll do we're going to play a game to Cherry right is it a 91 that's mine? It is not. Oh! So what we have to do is play a game to sus out who here owns the Mazda meadow

So no one has died? So what we have to do is play a game to sus out who here owns the Mazda Mierda So no one has died No, no one has died. Oh, well then I'm a nothing What was that? Oh, I was just saying not like any of your wars Also, I hope no one expects me to remember any of our songs Yes, Colonel mustard you famously fought in many wars. Yes, all the ones with The condiment war. The great war. You took the Battle of Chicago pretty well.

Yes, the one. And that was fought 95, correct? Yes. 1999 to 2005. About 25 or 6 to 4. That's what it was. You're thinking of Dalmy Parton, baby. Big my part, big my part, big my part.

Oh, yeah, so it's a complicated one. Sorry, so you were the 91 cherry red. Sir. Yeah, sir. Oh, it's a king. King Crimson. Please don't expect me to remember the 80's. I'm so insane.

That went very well. Honestly, that prime pink scene. One of our best. Let's see one more and then we're going to take a break. So this is the last one we'll do for this half. This is a young woman is wished away to a far off land where she kills the first person she meets. It sounds like you said wished away,

but I'm guessing you was wished away. Or she's wished away. Yeah, Addle only knows it as Wishing Eggs because he can't make the eggs himself, so he just asks other people for scrambled eggs. I call bowls whisking well. That is the thing. That is the thing.

All of the whisky rocks. Wist away. Wist away. Jeannie, can I have three whiskers? Whatever you want, buddy. Whatever floats your boat. A young woman is Whist away to a far off land where she kills the first person she meets Then she teams up with three others to kill again. Oh my god. It's just casing Anthony. I know this sounds like Dorothy. I was

Yes, the answer to the young woman is Dorothy and the story is the Wizard of Oz But that also is Casey Anthony's thing right? Oh my god. Oh, JPC log. I'd like to see you seeing. Vlog. Aaron, you're gonna play Dorothy. JPC, you're gonna be the cowardly lion. Janet, you're gonna be the Tin Man. And I am the scarecrow.

And we're going to be plotting murder. Cool. Oh, boy. What if we get caught? Don't, don't be a little idiot. That's not my thing. Yes it is. Okay, sorry.

I'm so how are we going to do it Dorothy? Is that what your voice is? Thank you. You brought me to life. I guess I did all by well I think it's your responsibility to actually do the killing. I'm sort of like the one who organizes the killing. Tinman, you don't have any fingerprints, perhaps you could hold the weapon. I'm going to go to the toilet for you. Somebody pay on the Timman so we can speak.

Oh, certainly it can be me. Didn't Timman get stung by a jellyfish? No, but that's how you oil out the Timman so we can speak. I don't have any pee. Oh boy. I've used it all in my pants. Stung by a jellyfish. No, but that's how you oil out the tin mess so we can speak. I don't have any pee. Oh boy. I've used it all in my pants. Here I go, I'll be the one to pee.

Oh, bruh. You're pretty. You're pretty. Is this, is this the board version of the... Are you turned on? I gotta go. Then yes. Let's do a quick break.

Jan on scale, one's 10. How happy you did this episode. 100% happy. The one that's scale of one to 10. And we present, honey. And Lister's whatever number you're hearing has been edited in post-production. And we're gonna be, we're gonna take a quick little break. Rock, tape, beat, or hit, beat, or beat, or beat, or beat. Hey, you're a great, great job.

Hey, GPC. Uh, uh, yeah? You're not in trouble. I just need help. I'm, um, pranking Atal. And I'm setting up a whole website to prank him. Okay. Um, okay. I just need some advice. This podcast is sponsored by Squarespace. I'm not, I'm not mad at you. We're pranking app. Squarespace is the only one website platform

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I actually I want to prank GPC and I want to set up a whole website to prank him. Do you have anything that like is there like Online store like it set up on my website to sell products. Did you know that with Squarespace? You can have custom merch. You can easily sell custom merch and create passive income stream that engages your audience and scales your brand, design your products and production, and inventory and shipping are handled for you saving you time and money. What is happening? Okay.

Wait, what's going on with Addle? Oh, nothing, nothing. I'm just setting up a very normal Squarespace website, not a prank thing. No, he's gonna tune you. And I'm gonna use analytics, use insights to grow my business and learn where my site visits and sales are coming from. That's pretty cool. I'm gonna improve my website and build marketing strategy based on top keywords, our popular products and content on my prank website, the prank site. Well, that's awesome, Aaron. I'm glad you're using Squarespace. Did you say what the website was for? I can't remember what the website was for.

No, the website was for. Prank. With Squarespace. Yes, yes, yes, yes. You can connect to your store to Vedent Third Party tools to extend the functionality of your website. Hey, hey, JPC, hey, JPC. What's up, battle?

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Thank you for meeting me in the middle of the woods here. I am sort of at an impasse. I can't decide whether or not to go this way or this way. I'm having a hard time choosing a path. You know, they're never truly is a middle of the woods. Isn't it funny to think about something like that? They're never truly is a middle of the woods. No, this is the middle.

Okay, this is it. Addle, can you help? Yeah, actually. So as per Robert Frost, I don't know if you know his poems. He has a poem called Better Help. I believe this is written in the 1800s, but it still stands true today more than ever. Aaron, you should try Better Help. Have you heard of this? You seen this? Because sometimes Aaron and life were faced with tough choices and the path forward isn't always clear whether you're dealing with decisions

around career relationships, being stuck in the middle of the woods. Therapy helps you stay connected to what you owl owl. Sorry, that also does so fast woods, therapy helps you stay connected to what you owl owl. Sorry, that also does so fast. Therapy helps you stay connected to what you really want while you navigate life and the woods. Hmm, and better help is entirely online, so it's designed to be convenient, flexible, and suited to your schedule. I've been using it for several years, and it suits the way that my brain works way better

than traditional therapy ever did. And when Aaron says traditional therapy, just so everyone's clear, what she means is tricking two of her friends to coming to the middle of the woods, even though there isn't truly the concept of the middle of the woods, isn't that fun to think about? All you have to do is just fill out a brief questionnaire to get matched with a license therapist and you can switch therapist at any time for no additional charge. Hey, Aaron, a GPC's putting down bread crumbs and then immediately picking them up and eating them.

Oh, dirty bread crumbs. And he's also like really into that owl who's swooping down. Anyways, let there be your map with better help. Visit betterhelp.com slash riddle today to get a video call. I'm not sure if you're going to get a video call. I'm not sure if you're going to get a video call. I'm not sure if you're going to get a video call.

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and tell them JPC's birthday got ruined by two of his friends for doing speeches about rocket money, the website. Click, click, click, click, click, money. And we're back with more Hey River Riddle Hollywood night. Hollywood night. Hollywood night. It's the day time. Dammit, you.

What? Illusion to ruin. No, that was unrelated. I was just singing to myself. I was launching the Rocky Horror picture shot by yelling dammit, Janet. Isn't that a line? I'm ready. Yes.

Janet, are you that annoying? I'm ready. Yes. Janet, are you named after anyone? I think it's one of those, like, it's a family name, quote unquote, like, oh, my parents wanted to do something that connected to something, but they didn't want it to be particularly direct or exact. So it was like, like thumb and through some old, ancestral, yeah, it's a family name. And what is Barney?

What's the? I think that is French and somewhere along the line when it was anglicized, the E and the A switched. So it was Verne. Okay. It was a delicious sauce. Verne? It is?

It probably is. I'm so very sorry. I'm just so deeply sorry. How many? I'll back off of that immediately. As a classic. Like it was'm so sorry. I'm just so deeply sorry. How many? I'll back off of that immediately. Like he was a classic Alex. Like that proposal fence.

Oh, classic Alex. This is meant to be a serious question on a joke. How many people in your life assumed that you were Jim Farne's like daughter? Countless. Really? No. Everyone just asks, are you related to? No one wants to.

No one's bold enough to think it would be a daughter. Is that, is there's any other connection? In the comedy family. How would you rank his movies? No one wants to know. No one's bold enough to think it could be a toddler. Is that have is there's any other connection? Okay. And the kind of comedy family. How would you rank his movies? In honest on a scale from one to one. No particular order. Number one with a bullet.

No particular. And the Olympic the Olympic medals in no particular order are bronze. Here. Damn it. I would love that. We might be headed that way. Yeah, point everyone to the first week.

Sometimes I just think about how everyone in Michelle Kwan went back to the Olympics and were like, she's gonna get a gold, she's gonna get a gold. And then she got bronze. Do you remember that? And the Winter Olympics like 15 years ago? You think about that frequently? Yeah, because the whole country was like, you're gonna get a gold,

and she had gotten that silver before and been cheated, and then she went back, and she got a bronze. Am I remembering this wrong? Well, how was she cheated? She just was like, she was, I don't know, I just feel bad for her.

I just, we just put too much pressure on her as a nation. I can't believe I get to experience a situation where I am younger than Aaron, because I was born eight years ago and I don't fucking know who that is. You don't know who Michelle Quantes and you were born in 2011. Okay cool. I'm eight years old. I want to see the briefest scene. Janet and Aaron you are casting directors for HBO. JPC you are in to read to audition for the documentary or the not the bio

pick the bio pick documentary. Quantum, quantum, quantum loop. Quantum, quantum, quantum, quantum, quantum, quantum, quantum, quantum, quantum, quantum, that's great. The story of Michelle Kwan and you are auditioning. Okay. So we know that we're indoors and that it's the summer, but if you could do your best to just pretend to... I'm sorry? What? If you could just pretend to like icegate best you can and try not to break the ankle. And try not to break like don't laugh.

No laughing and I won't break the care. So yeah. Just people have been coming in here giggling and giggling and giggling. Well because when you ask someone to pretend like they're ice skating and you're just in a small room, people think that's funny for some reason. But it's not funny. It's absolutely unequivocally not funny. And you can be just slated as well.

Yes. OK. My name is Papa. I'm taller you. I'm sorry? Gotcha. In no particular order. I'm taller you.

For sure. I am 11.5 in no particular order. My name is Papa Nichols. How many years ago were you born? Technically seven. I'm a born... Papa Nichols. Yeah it's my dad was a horse. I'm a born-again Christian so technically seven and then the other answer to that would be 31 and I am not willing to shave my beard. I am willing to shave my eyebrows. No, I'm good to know. And now I skate around the room,

and I really want you to make the noise, the noise that it would make. Gotcha, okay. And we can put those in and post. Nope. Great. Sssh. Sssh.

Sssh. Sssh. Sssh. I got a study, because I do, I love what you're doing. I would lose the snake sound. Okay. That does not sound like nodding your nod on ice. For sure.

I shouldn't have brought the snake. I would absolutely lose that. Big Jake snake fan. I'm just going to put it here on the floor and that will be loose. Ice skating sound. And three, two on your count. And one. And three, two, one.

Let's get out. Hey folks, I just went on apologize. I was doing my high hats over here. Please don't do that. I'll move my drum set. I apologize. Thank you so much. I appreciate it. This is not one of your movies. Herriness is so sarcastic. As you know, sometimes he likes to sit in for casting. He's like Tom Cruise who likes to participate in every moment of casting. Herriness goes to whiplash. Not my tempo. Bernstein. Not much tempo for Ernest. Oh Ernest goes to Whiplash. That sucks. The first time he's heard now. He's just going to a movie.

The movie whiplash. He's just watching. Hey, people of reaction videos. You're just watching him react watching the movie with a lot And the whole time everyone's like shut up like shut up And I think you've been dead for a long time Yeah, what does that happen anybody? A dead guy is sitting in with flesh. Hey Learned is he's not related to me, but people he is good. Be the mine beautiful mine So we're gonna switch gears a little bit. So what we're going to do now is a fun podcast.

It's a fun podcast. We're gonna have fun, we're gonna try. Here's what we're gonna do, we're gonna try. So what we have here is these are puzzles where we've omitted, it's a famous, maybe phrase or saying or fact, and we've omitted basically the words, but we've left in either the numbers

or the first letters of the words. So for example, if I were to say to you 52 C in a D, that would stand for what? 52 C in a D. Carbs in a D. Don't know what's up. Fuck. Who's I think? No, you fulfilled your up contractual action. I said cards in a D. So we said yes.

I said cards in a D. I said cards in a D. Aaron and I are very much shot. It is car 52. Where are you in a Donut? It is 52 cards in a D. So that's how it's going to go. We all kind of are you pressed that I know what cards are? What do you think cards are? Well, both. I don't know. Here we go. Okay. So 13 in a B.D. Okay, so 13 in a BD.

13 in a BD. Okay. 13 parking tickets in a bad day. That's the thing. 13. Bagels in a deli to Baker's dozen. Yeah, you pretty much got it. I know. Doesn't have to be bagels. Is that what you're going to say? The B is for Bakers dozen, not Bagels dozen. 13 in a Baker's dozen. What the fuck's a Baker's dozen? I't it? Not Bagels does it. 13 in a Bakers does it.

What the fuck's a Bakers does? I know it as a Bagels does it. I'll have a Bagels does it. You get a Bagel and then you get like 12 donuts. A Bagels does it. It's 12 of anything plus a Bagel. That's the premise of the movie cheaper by the dozen, right? It's two bagel tried to I go to the grocery store I get 12 eggs and a bagel a bagel

I feel like if people ever meet me at real life. They're like you can put a sentence together You're in a total fucking moron How do you do it on the podcast? 7W of the AW. Whoa. Seven weeks of y'all week. What was it? Seven Wives.

Seven Wives for seven brothers. For seven brothers. What is that about? Don't tell me. Don't tell me. Let me see it. I actually, as I was growing up, so my parents watched all the,

my parents' divorce, but my mom watched sound of music all the time, and also like all these old-timey, like Anna, Vavyn, Lee, or Green Gables, and all these movies. And I was conflated seven, she used to watch seven Brights for Seven Brothers, and I would watch that and think it was Oklahoma,

and I was way off. So I think- How dare you. I think it's literally seven brothers get married, and they'll all share like a house. They all share. Yeah. There's another great factoid growing up.

No one cheats. Everyone keeps stays with their brother. Yeah, it was made in like 52 or something. Okay. They're not gonna make it salacious. It's like real wholesome. It's a very wholesome. Seven wives for seven brothers.

That's the name of it. Brides. Seven brides for seven brothers. Okay, but they're not. It's not seven sister wives. No, that's big. No, it's one per, one per. One per, it's just one piece.

Basically, it just means all your brothers got married. No, there's one per. We're gonna back this up. First of all, take a bagel, doesn't lose, like say five of them. Okay, I'm there, I'm there. Seven W of the AW. And I will, if you wanna give me, yes or no questions, I will answer those if not, I can pepper in some hints. What's the AW. And I will, if you want to give me, yes or no questions, I will answer those.

If not, I can pepper in some hints. What's the AW? And W Rupa, seven wows for the AW Rupa commercial brought to you by NW Rupa. I don't want to get too political here, but I believe it's the attorney winner. Blog. The attorney winner, that's the attorney general in winter.

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Does anyone know what the seven wonders of the ancient world are? I don't know what most of the, first of all, there's too many wonders. First of all, Janet got right, but made it way harder on herself than she did to. It is seven wonders of the ancient world. I said the all natural world, so I definitely not. You make me happy. Mounties. See, ocean. Here's, let's run piece of together.

So I know Colossus at Rhodes. In no particular order, these are my favorite. Colossus at Rhodes was the giant statue that stood on two platforms. Heardman's, heardman's, gardens about Babylon. Pyramids. Here it is.

There's gotta be some. Atlantis, I think is one. You think Atlantis is one? No. Sorry, hot Atlantis. Hot Atlantis. Heaven and Hell. Yeah. The moon. The moon. like a blantist. Sorry hotlantists hotlantists. Have an inhale. The moon.

Locusts. The cruise control on a Honda Accord. Four first men count as four. Everyone knows where is that. You're the thing of the four Norse men. I only wanted them with a wonder. Seven orders of age of world. Okay, Taco Bell Cantina. We got most of them was a wonder. Seven Wonders of the Age of World. Okay, talk about Cantina.

Oh, we got most of them, right? Is Stonehenge one? No. I bet it is. Isn't that just one of the seven wonders? Like the new ones? Yeah, there are. What are the new ones?

Let's see the new ones. Seven Wonders of the current world. The McDonald's and Times Square. The bridges. Oh, last. Janice making two arches. The Arches, Arches. St. Louis. Yeah, I said the bridges. Oh, yeah. Janice making two arches.

The arches, arches. St. Louis. Yeah, I said the McDonald's and Times Square. Arches monuments. Mm-hmm. Arches, come. Riverdale. Riverdale's the wonder.

Seven wonders. It's Arches, the state park. It's Zion Valley. It's just everything in Utah. I'm a giant. Aaron's a giant. What did I say, Grinken? Oh.

Great wall of China. Great wall of China. That's with China. What did I say, Grinken? Oh! Great Wall of China. Great Wall of China. Great Wall of China. That's got to be one of them. So, they stopped distinguishing between what's built and what's not built for the modern? I think there's ancient wonders of the world. There's current natural wonders of the world. Natural wonders of the world.

And then there's like man-made. Oh, natural. And then there's semi-natural in which man and woman use materials to make the materials to make the same card as you know the same stizzer tear? It's not natural. It's natural colors brown. She's a natural brown Here we go next one. Yes, a thousand. This is gonna be an easy one 1,0001 a.n. I think it's gonna be easy one 1,0001 a and A and is after a nice, uh, god damn it. 1,001 additional Nellmations.

Oh, oh, oh, oh. Nailed it. Got it. Move on. Next one. That's like Died on Nellmations too, Mitty. It's so much of the fluid. And Janet, in your head, what's a Nellmation?

Cute dog. Black away spotted dog 2001 a in Is this a radio station? I was gonna be easy. Let's do some meta detectiveing What do we know about adult? I don't thought it was what oh? That you thought it was too easy so I'm trying to deconstruct based on your psychology. But also I was kind of, I was trebeccing it where it's like clearly the answer

because I'm holding the card. So in my head, I'm like, this is going to be easy one, but it may not. Wait, does Alex, does Alex, I don't know. The thing is we can't know Alex. And we'll never know. He changes every episode. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Excellent. Yeah. Do you think people call him smart, Alex? They did up they did up in. Is that a new show based on his childhood? That's good. That's good. If there was like a reverse like now, you answer all the questions smart Alec. Yeah. That would be amazing. It's a young Sheldon version. Exactly. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. Because he always like somebody will answer like blank and he'll be like, Oh, no, I'm

sorry. It's this. And it's like you didn say. Uh-huh. Because he always like, somebody will answer like, blank, and he'll be like, oh, no, I'm sorry, it's this. And it's like, you didn't know that. You think he implied that he's in, mm-hmm. 2001, AN. Here's what I'll say. Adults knocking. Earlier, I made a joke about asking for three whiskers. Whiskers?

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I would love to see this, Eve. So we're gonna have you be Crowe Deville. You got your 101 Dalmatians. I'm sorry, 101 Dalmatians. So it was easier than you expected. So you're getting a little greedyer. You wanna set up the bar a little higher and the three of us are your henchmen

To help do your bidding All right you maggots I had I had that's that's an improvement. Usually she calls us Durps you think Durps and maggots are there's like a hierarchy between you and she calls me unlovable You will die alone. Oh, okay. Sorry, boss. Shut up! Okay.

I've got the coat. I've got the bed spread. I've got the shower curtain. Now I want the whole house, the whole outside of the house, to be covered in now nations. Buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-b What if it rains? To shut up, unlovable. You, DURP. We got any smart ideas about how you're gonna prevent it from getting waterlogged? Uh, yes, boss. So maybe like we flip it to where the fur is facing the fur?

I don't want to flip the house. I plan to live here the rest of my life. Then why do you hire the dirt brothers? Oh, that's a good question. Listen, I'm becoming more more children godfrey. But, you hired the dirt brothers. Everyone knows there's a spell on me and I become Gilbert godfrey. If you don't get me 100, a thousand and one now nations help me help me.

Now, now nations are hard to come by, but what we do have is I could make you a real life set of possum pants. Uh, now these are live possums because I cannot figure out how to kill one of these things. Every time I think it's dead, every time I think it's dead, I walk away, comes right back to life. You'll be my interest, go on. So I can get your live possum pants.

Now, you know, they're not the most comfortable things in the world, but they're durable. How will I know if they're sleeping or they're dead? I think you'll, though. Let's see. Here we go. 12s of the Z. 12s of the Z.

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I think I they're like I knew it's a loose knowledge. I'm a little bit more of a skorin. Do you mind sharing your birthday? I don't. I'm an Aquarius. Oh, yeah. Is that why you're painting in the corner? Oh, I'm so original.

Why are you standing out of your head for the podcast? And James had has been in a fish tank this whole time. Yeah, well, listen, that's all I think Nine P in the SS GPC you can't answer this great Nine P in the SS we have nine perv Now I know Okay, no Oh, Adel you were about to call for it. So you just say nobody wanted that. Yeah, no perverts allowed

Yeah, as in yeah, no We're trying to do Burk Rives not to jack up. It's a penis is all Blog What would my blog be at this point? You tell me but This is all. Blogg, it's the day of blog. What would my blog be at this point? You tell me, bud. Okay, nine pss. Nine pockets in the stretch.

You got it. Joseph's a magic, a amazing technical or stretch code. Nine products in the square space products. What an easy way to build a website. Thank you. Swing in the Swiss. Nine, nine, nine pockets in the table. Table that marks the top. It's part of a song.

That's part of music man. And I think you should keep going. Nine poles in the Swiss space. Yeah, I'll talk to you to the table. Fargad's number two. How does it end up with a capital, two cents and a cent. Me and that stands for me. No, although all these, I was the right kind of parents. Now we're getting back into the racing announcement person, which I really like. Nine Peter Parker's in the spider

verse. Oh, the spider spurs. We got to spurs it out. It's your sped up. It's 9. Wait, now I've forgotten pee. 9 pee. Here's what I'll say. Social security. 9, there's 9. 9 pirates of the 7C. Oh, that works. That works.

That's better. Is it better? Are you being honest? I am. Classic Alex. If you gave us the pee, would it give it away? Yes, so 9 pee in the SS, that hands-all-give is Aaron, you should 100% get this based on one of your famous catchphrases.

Ah, planets in the solar system. There are nine planets in the solar system. Wow. For now, but if I'll go as this plan. Wait, I thought you, I thought you were planning a game. Are we planning a plan? Are you trying to do the Death Star? Yeah, this is uncomfortable.

I thought Jupiter got relegated back to a moon my dude Is it back to be a better? Shit Mars is it's gonna be like another but yeah 88 just straight up melted and we were like we were fucking wrong Our bad. 88 p.k. 88. 88.

88 p.k. 88. Lux capacity. You have to go, this is my new favorite game. Spoonerisms with Janet Varni, which is like, I guess that's not even a spoonerism, but 88 p.k. 88 p.k. 88 p.k. Boy, boy, pizza nice.

Marty, we gotta go back to the Puxka, by the way. Exactly. See, you get it. There's no 88 is not a number in that thing. A precious kittens now. That is the sequel to a 2001 nail nation. Yeah, they're like, that was a hard box office bomb. Yeah, we gotta take advantage.

We gotta write this ship, yeah. We gotta. 88 presidents, sorta. Oh, yeah, okay, Aaron, great point. Yeah. Like you've got double the amount of credit. A lot of those guys were double. Yeah, and you're like vice president, too.

And Aaron, you think sort of spelled. Oh yeah, and that is F is K. PK. 88 PK PK 88 per poop clouds Okay German German your Let's say the hint is that every time you and you involve yourself angel gets his wings every time angel involves itself it gets its wings That is the best that is the best

wings. That is the best. That is the best. Excuse me? You're a medium not a large. Just wanted to let you know and now I get to go to heaven with my wings. I want to see a scene. This is, it's a wonderful life. It's wonderful. JPC, you are playing a guardian angel who is like, should not, there's been an oversight and you should have been fired a long time ago sent to hell. Wow, yeah, you're right. That is how it would get fired. What's the seventh one? Janet, you're playing, I don't know, Kimmy Stewart. What's his character's name? I mean, sure. You're playing Kimmy Stewart. I'll give you the moon scary. Yeah, no, Aaron's playing Kimmy Stewart. OK, if Erin's. If Erin's.

Based on Erin's Dorothy, Erin's playing Kimmy Stewart. And you're giving some bad advice to Kimmy as she's standing on top of a bridge. Oh, boy. Oh, no, I know. No, no, no. I know this is shocking to you. I'm your guardian angel.

I can see that you're in distress, and you're about to do something drastic. Let me just say, I think you would look great with bangs But I think you could do it yourself. Oh boy. You think so? I know you could I know you could do it yourself Should I do it sober or drunk? Well, if you want to do it drunk, you'll be more creative All right, what about before or after or during a breakup? Definitely cut my bangs. Oh yes, yeah, I think you should,

not only should you cut your bangs, I think you should do it. I think you should do it during a breakup. I need to see a scene within a scene. I need to see a scene within a scene. I need to see that they're breaking up and she has to cut her bangs in the middle of it for emotional reasons.

Okay, Adela, you're playing the boy from the she's breaking up with. Oh boy. What are you trying to say? Kimmy. I'm saying that I don't think we should be together anymore. What is that? I'm cutting my bag.

I'm a new woman. Jeff, I know only you can see me. What you want to do here is you want to propose marriage or try to have a baby. That's going to save this. I'm going to say how this plays out. Oh boy, we're going to look beautiful. It's not really framing her face. Get down on what you need. Get down on what you need. wanna see how this plays out. Oh boy, it's gonna look beautiful. It's not really framing your face.

Get down on what need, get down on what need. You can do this, man. Everything's gonna change now that I am bangs. Things will really turn around. I'm gonna get down on both knees. And then if it looks good, then I'm gonna get bangs. I'm gonna get bangs in one facial,

and my whole life will be different. I won't be depressed at all. No, I'm good, I want out, I want out. Jeff, you should try to sleep with her sister. I didn't realize that the bangs were gonna turn the relationship around That's a twist. Yeah, that's a twist You can save it during Um, I'll I'll give a hint for 88 p.k

Every time you interact with these pks. It's like you're petting an elephant particles of kerosene You I that sounded you were very sure of. Is there an element? What's what element? I'm so sorry. piano. It is 88 pf. Chang. Aaron you just nailed it. 88 p. Can. But there aren't there more 88 p. Can. P. Can. P. Can. P-can candies. Piano. Keys, you said elephants like ivory. Yes. Oh, tickling the ivory. Tinkling the ivory.

I feel like it's not right to say anymore somehow. Are you supposed to use ivory to make? I'm pro killing elephants. So I'm the wrong guy to ask. I wasn't looking. Famously, Aaron's very staunch on this because elephants take so long to give birth. She's like, she's so over it.

She's so over it. Over it. It's yet me out of here. I think elephants are the only animal it's still okay to poach because they feel grief. And so. You poach elephants, I sous-vium. I'm not.

I think we're cute. Isn't that the saddest thing I've ever had? Wait, Adam, why did you make me wish you would elephant? I said, whiskey in elephant. You know how elephant? You said, wish me up an elephant in a bowl. You know how elephants think we're cute like they think puppies are cute?

Yes. Or like, we think puppies are cute. What do you think you'd have gorillas and kittens? Maybe. Never mind. I don't know. Remember Jane Goodall on all those kittens? I did watch a video of an Orca whale giving someone, or a beluga whale giving someone their cell phone back

after they dropped it in the ocean. Is that true? Yes, 100%. I'll send you the video here. Please. I saw a video of a beluga whale dragging someone to the bottom of the ocean I beluga whale fucker. Can you well me? Nope. They're playful. They're playful. They are playful 13s on the AF. That's the second 13 this can't be good. Yeah 13 Sarking tickets 13 man. I'm giving you a sucking ticket. Please do not make foot on my list 13 sick on the As well, where the letters 13 s on the AF

13 stripes on the American flag nail that Janet I Nothing else. I'm a patriot Nothing else who's so the? You would love my blog. Betsy Ross. Betsy Ross. I'd like to see a scene. Janet, you're Betsy Ross and you're trying to finish this flag in a pinch and then you two are coming in.

You can be whoever, but you're really distracting her. Okay. Hey, hey. Betsy. That's it. Oh, hello. Somebody came in with a gossip voice. Yes, we heard a rumor that you're sewing a new flag for our nation.

Yeah, I have to be sewing it right now. I don't really have time to chat because I'm on the deadline. We've heard about it. We've seen some markups, I guess. They're sticking out. Oh, an interest? An interest. We've seen them on spec.

Yes. We all have people pin stuff to stress that little errand boy. We saw it on stress. I see. And that's the most important thing. Thank you. We all we you know how people pin stuff to stress that little Aaron boy. We saw it on stress and Thank you almost dropped my glasses, but I caught them. Yes. I do want to let you know That's recovery. We saw yes, I did get out of that coma. Thank you so much I yes, and I'm no longer an alcoholic So I didn't want to let you know that we saw the design and we think that stripes make the country look fat

Yes, does that make sense? It has been franklin. I've invested interest in not make the country look fat. Yes. Does that make sense? It has been Franklin, I have invested interest in not making the country look fat. That's an interesting gonorrhea, am I right, Bet? It's siphon. I heard it too, I heard it too. It's a weird gonorrhea. This thing's unvoiced means I heard it too. A little comé, little comé.

Well what should I do? When you got a little vertical stripe, I've already so half the flag. That's like seven and a half stripes. What about a kite to the key? Okay, Ben calm down. Okay, when you got a little work on your little dick, Gonnarea, Gonnarea What about like chevrons? Do you like chevrons? What is that like a diamond? Yeah, it's like a diamond Did someone tell people I've been pinning things to me all over?

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5 diamonds in a Zubik card. In a Zubik card. Zubik, Zubik. That's correct. 5D in a ZC. ZC. In a ZC. 5 dimensions in a ZKH.

5D in a ZC. In a Kajzu. 5 cage. Five D and a Z. A zoo. Five Z. Wait, here we have some bars, and this is a box, and over here we have a pit. In the old days, we used to store, and I was like, five demons, and we bought a zoo. Oh, you're onto something.

It's got to be a wine cooler thing. Oh, Zima. Something with Zima. Zima cooler. Is it five degrees in a seven kick-in? I'm in 98 degrees. I don't know. D and Z.

Hint please. Five dogs. Hint please. In a Sazem's. Oh, that's, I've already used the Z. I've already used the Z within the Z. Every scene begins with Z. I want to see, I want to give you a hand. So, um,

um, all of us, I think all of us have, uh, different ones from when we are born, um, throughout our lives, uh, to, to current day. Okay. I believe we all have different ones from when we were born, um, up until, uh, today. And also, when we were born and when we were younger, we didn't, we didn't have to bother with these. Our parents took care of, our parents dealt with whatever had to do with these. With these ZZ? Yeah. ZZ, ZZ. I thought with ZZ.

ZZ. So if we can get the Z, I think that we'll know, we'll be in better shape. Yeah, if you can guess the answer, then you get it. Well, just, I feel like Z is gonna be the, there's less Z words. Certainly. Z-N-F, Z-O.

Here, I'll give you a little bit. I didn't have to deal with it when we were kids because our parents did. And they took care of our... With whatever ZC had to do with. When you go to the dentist, you have a zoo cano. Zip codes.

Zip codes. Five digits in a zip code. Five digits in a zip code. Is that the zoo right being played in a canal? I don't know. Is it five digits in a zip code? It is five digits. It is a code. It is five digits in zip code That's interesting because that's there are nine digits in the actual postal code. What? Yeah, there's Four more. Oh, there's a dad

Hey, we're blog day. P.C. Here's a lot of wood suck Also, my parents made me bano jars at Cove. Oh my god, Janet, I'm so sorry. I don't appreciate you saying I didn't know where to worry about it. That's what I couldn't figure it out at first. That's why in your insensitive at all. I am so sorry.

Did you get it? Where are you from? Arizona. I almost had two sons. I don't know if I need to say two to some people. I almost had Tulsa. I've always wanted to be from Tulsa. Janet, where are you from? I could say anywhere in the world.

I could be a whole new me. That's the first time I've been asked. I'm from France. Why not? Tulsa. America's Tokyo. And here's the last one. Last one then we're closer to out.

Yes. 3BM parentheses, SHTR. In French. Bell movements and a shitter. Sure. Oh, oh, oh, a shitter. We got there immediately of the same direction. For those who can't see Janet start to answer she froze there was four pictures and she anamorphed into J toilet. Now on JBC also. You gin-a-morphed. I did. I did. The title of this episode has to be gin-a-borph. Oh please.

3PM, SHTR. Honestly, that is the best fucking answer possible. There's no way it's not 3PM. You guys won. There's no system, but you guys get gold. Aaron, you get like a bronze or something. But this is no particular. I'm sorry, I got bronze three times.

Let's find out. Let me ask. We said three BMs in a shitter. Is that anywhere close to what the right answer is? Absolutely not. Gotcha. What is it? I give up.

No, you can't get, we've done no guessing. I just don't know what it is. What it is. Three BMs. You know what? SHTR. Three BMs in an SHTR. No, it's not in.

It's absolutely can't see past ours. Yeah, me do. It's three BMs. And then in like No, it's not in. It's absolutely can't see past hours. Yeah, me do. It's three BMs and then in like parentheses, there's an additional phrase which starts with SHTR. Three beats per minute. Three BMs. Absolutely not. Three beats a minute.

That's right. Three beats a minute. Janet, you're wrong and you will leave. It's not ball movement. Three BMs. So, the time at the people be 3bm. What's your sexy? You're welcome to noon. There you go. Three bites basket. Three bridge magnets. Three. Listen. Bad

maples. It's a brainstorming session. Yes, there's no bad answer. Three. You gotta give this troll a bridge magnet, or else he won't let you pass. What? I don't know what is he. He's like a bridge magnet. Everybody.

Yeah. Three bonus modes. Three. What's the hint? Yeah, can we get a hint? The hint is when you were young and dealing with the gypsy codes. Oh, so much of that. You would also probably know this,

and you would probably say it in a little sing-songy voice. SHTR is that so hard to remember. Nope, dammit. SHTR. SHTR. Bears, you would know this and you would say it in the smug sing-song manner. Well, no, my voice is just smug,

so I can see how you could, please. Remember, remember. Remember, remember. Remember, remember. Remember, remember. I can't believe this is so easy, you guys. So it's 3pm shtr you would have known this on like the playground or maybe even earlier maybe you're right. No. No. Oh, like three rungs don't make a right. Yes.

Think about it. There might be I guess there might be tiny bms as per your earlier guess. Janet Morph. there might be tiny BMs around the house. Based on whatever these are, there might be tiny BMs around the house. Three bunny mavets. We're getting closer. Three bunny. No. Three blind mice.

Three blind mice. See how they run. See how three blind mice. In a see how they run. I did not know that part. See how they run. So yeah, we're pretty close to BMs with if it's see how they run.

But what did you say in an S H? No we said that because we could not get past. Yeah, I tried to keep correcting you, but you wouldn't listen to it. Do you accept it as shitter? We're going to see one final scene. This is going to take us to the close of the show. We're going to see one final scene. Janet, sorry, Janet Morph and Aaron, the three

of you are going to be coming up with a new nursery rhyme that's for newer kids, for 2019 kids. New word, because three by mice is a little, a little toned up. So we are going to write a new nursery rhyme. Okay, cool. What are kids into? We're eight, you know. You know, you get it. Carried. Yeah, I'm a tell us. Okay. Well, eight year olds nowadays, we really love mommy. Three, three, mommy's.

I'm sorry, no, not three mommy's. That's gonna be way too confusing for kids. Okay, okay. What about two, what about two mommy's? If you have lesbian parents who get divorced, one gets remarried, I think three mommy's works. Three mommy's, okay, three mommy. I think three mommies works. Three mommies. Okay, three mommies. That fits most people's worldview.

Three mommies, and my mommies always doing very nice things for me. She's teaching me lessons. She's helping me. Three mommies make and salad. Three mommies make and salad. What rhymes with salad? Salad.

Salad. Ballad. Ballad. This is the ballad of three mommies make and salad. Oh, I'm sorry I was doing metaphorical right I Don't know what either one of those words mean I like that I Malod

Shall it Ballot To me it's already sounds too upbeat so if we qualify and say this is an upbeat ballad Three mommy's making salad. This is an upbeat ballad What is a lesson there kids need lessons. Yeah. Oh, yeah All right folks. We're ready to lay down the track. We do have Jim Varnies in the studio on drums So here we go. This is gonna be the finish product. We have one take just due to the year We're gonna have just due to the year of

five. We're going to have to make up the second verse. Okay. Here we go. One and two. Three mommy's making salad. This is an upbeat ballad. It's wrong. You won't find a lesson. But the salad my have dress and the French of a cato ranch and now we're gonna have a shellquan skate through the studio. Janet Janet more thank you so much for being on the show. Hi thank you I can use up all my laughter today. You have a set of my flower. No more joy today.

Yeah no more joy. Yeah. Because we didn't have any outlets in the room, so Janet couldn't reach out for laughter. I want to say that too. I want people to. Janet, anything you would like to speaking of plugging in, anything you'd like to plug? Listen, I think you plugged it at the top.

You can listen to the JV Club, and I'm also on voyage to the stars, which is an improvised space podcast. I'm very excited for it. It's one of the possibly, any and all people in this room too, eventually beyond it, as we are doing. Absolutely, yes, please. And that's it. That's all let's get it simple Simple like salad JPC anything to box simple like salad you can find my dressing on Twitter at JP

So fly you can find my dressing on Instagram at shark barkman If you like this show you might like our patreon you can find our patreon at patreon.com slash Hey, Ritalie. It's five dollars a month and you get a bonus episode every fricking Friday and access to JBC's blog And you get access to my blog flow Which is that's what it's called. We might do an overflow blog where I just talk about oh my trump thoughts But I won't I'll never do that Aaron you have anything to plug just follow me on Instagram Aaron Keith 10 and I'll plug all my shows there Awesome, I would like to thank Mars for helping us out this whole time in LA.

Thank you. Producer extraordinaire Mars. Also, check it out. Thank you to HeadGum for having us and hosting us and please check out the other podcasts on the HeadGum Network. And Aaron, there's nine in the SS. Of course, the most famous one is.

J. Jupiter. Bye forever! That was a hitgun podcast. you