Hey Riddle Riddle - #52: Body Magic!

Episode Date: July 17, 2019

We're doing some listener submitted riddies and puzzies while trying to remember what improv is! Boy oh boy are we craving the weird colorful mash from Hook, most vegetables and some very specific brands of pizza! In this episode you'll get a sneak peak into JPC's acting class and enjoy James Bond, pirates and fairies. We also have the triumphant return of our brainy ass bud Sandy Weisz with a tasty new SandBox segment! What do you want on YOUR Tombstone?! #WiddleWednesday www.patreon.com/heyriddleriddleStarring:Adal RifaiJohn Patrick CoanErin KeifGuest Starring:Sandy Weisz at mysteryleague.comEditing by: KJ SnyderTheme by: Arne ParrottLogo by: Emily Kardamis & Emmaline MorrisWant more? Get Weekly Bonus Eps on Patreon!Want merch? Visit our TeePublic Store!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is a head gum podcast. Here we come to solve the day, it's a riddle riddle. I'm Adolfi. I'm JPC. And I'm Erin Keith. Here we come to solve the day. Here we come to Salt the Day. Here we come to Salt the Day. If you would have sung it, I think it would have resonated. Okay, let's take that one more and stick it back.

Here we come to Salt the Day. I was wrong. It was better the first way, so let's take that one. What if I did it in like a, what's that guy's name? Andy Sandberg? Kaufman. Who's he as the best?

Do it like that. Oh, Dynies in a Kaufman. Kaufman. Jim Perry. Give me a corner office. Do you want a corner office? No, I want a corner office Another one I don't know play a word. I'm out of five. I'm JPC and I'm Aaron And you're listening to be here and you're missing in the hammer them and you're missing out on them Baming them out full disclosure. We haven't recorded in a very long time. And it shows.

And it shows. Six months, correct? Yeah. In audio, I mean, it doesn't sound, but it shows. It shows. So like if you were in the room with us, you could see that we're on a bunch of futons. I also put on weight during the break.

Well, you ate nothing famously for six weeks, except for muscle milk. Muscle milk. Muscle milk. Which doctors said, do not eat muscle, you're supposed to drink it. Yeah, but you would freeze it. I froze it and nod on it.

Yeah. Like ice cubes, I ruined my teeth, I fucked up all my namel, my gun line is completely receded. I did the same thing but with breast milk. I realized six months. Just chewed on the ice for a second. It's the baby diet.

I'm back from the baby diet. Oh! Do you want me to feel? No. You don't think so? I think breast milk is specifically good for the baby whose mom's breast milk is. Wait, what?

So what about like wet nurses? Can't other. It's not, I think it's good for you, but it's not as good for you. It's not as good for you. It's I think it's like your hormones and like your, there's all this like weird magic that happens. Wait, you can see,

were you at the triple for what nurse? No, brother. Weird magic that happens for women. No, because like you, like if your baby has a cold, your body can tell and will give the baby the nutrients, the needs. It's like body magic, like your boobs just know.

Mm. Look it up, there's a real, that's real. You're too stubborn. I'm not gonna look up a boob magic You've tricked me into this before I'm trying to sabotage Hey, we're the little boobs just now. This is my work Women women's bodies are be shopping Women's bodies be shopping

There may be women's bodies are magic and they also be shop Women's lips beat chappin you can't stop a woman's lips from Chappin. I don't know enough to refute you about the whole women's bodies being magic and giving a baby the cold or whatever you said. Maybe a Google it, I do want to know how valid this is. But it sounds like maybe like this is like some anecdotal. Is there like a scholarly journal I can read about? I think this is a very real thing. It's not like an exact obviously, and there's a lot of things that's just like constantly

in your breast milk, but I also know that sometimes you will crave something, like a nutrient that your baby is needing or craving because like you got an illness. Oh, look at you need magnesium or your baby needs magnesium. Yeah. Okay, that makes sense. It's very, very interesting. I would read about it. If you hate your baby, will your boobs poison the baby?

Yeah, if you hate your baby. Your baby's like super rude. Can I just say that's my favorite sentence I've ever said. This is weird because when I was a baby, I guess my mom must have been craving cigarettes and alcohol. I think I'm wrong. I think your mom's room is way right. I think I read a cackle of milk.

That's the playlist everybody. The music is the cool part about raping. Everything about it lacks a little bit of pain. A little bit better. You say a little bit of sugar. A little bit of honey. Okay. A little bit of sugar.

A little bit of sugar. Is that a way of this one, right? A little bit of sugar. That little bit. A little bit. Okay. Who is that? A little bit. Is that a big office win, right? That's the best roofless right. Well, no. Actually, I like the song that's like California. California. That's Katy Perry.

It's such a wonder that I think this is a- Way back way. A very hard-hearted one. A hard-hearted one. A hard-hearted one. A hard-hearted one. A hard-hearted one. A hard-hearted one.

A hard-hearted one. A hard-hearted one. A hard-hearted one. A hard-hearted one. A hard-hearted one. A hard-hearted one. A hard-hearted one. A hard-hearted one. A hard-hearted one. Yeah, also Rufus Wainwright. Look up an album. I think he did a bunch of Judy Garland songs with a big band behind him There's a whole album. It's very cool. All right. Um, anyways, I'm old man. Have you guys heard Bruce Wainwright? That's how Batman sounds not how Bruce Wayne sounds. How does Bruce Wayne sounds? I'm a millionaire. Yeah, it's quite a simple thing.

You're very simple. Hold up, dead stop, hard stop, full stop. You think Bruce Wayne is a millionaire. Every billionaire is a millionaire too. Do you? Do you? That's a riddle right there. How can you be a billionaire and not a millionaire?

Ooh. What's the answer? No, it's not, you can't. Oh, okay. So it's not a riddle. I'm old man puzzles. Great. Sorry everybody, we forgot how to do this.

Yeah, so sorry. Oh, did we never know? I said that to out of last night in the world news show. Yeah, we came up for the A Clock show, eroded one scene, ran to the sides when it was edited, and just like, grabs, tugs on my suit coat and says, I forgot how to do improv. I just don't know how to do it.

I even also had the line last night which is my favorite ear and key flying of all time. We're in a scene, I'm not gonna explain the context, but in a scene she said, I can piss on my own tummy. She did, she volunteered that. I did and I cried laughing at my own joke because I was like, I've said a lot of dumb stuff but nothing is dumb as that.

Are you actually ever afraid that you've forgotten how to do improv? If you haven't done it for a while? I think I'm bad at it 80% of the time. I think most people are. Well, being... Oh, sweetie, I'd say 85. Yeah, thank you.

Yeah, I'm bad at 100%. I think being bad is different, because we're all certainly bad at it, but I don't think I've ever been like, I forget how to do this. I'm like, I know how to do this bad. Like I know how to be wrong at this. Yeah, I sometimes just my brain,

like the way you listen is different, and sometimes I forget how to lock in to the way you listen on stage. Interesting, yeah, that I'm still- I love the world. I love the world self-depreciating in terms of like the more time goes on the less valuable we are.

Yeah, for sure. Oh, so true. All right, so I'm going to do some listener submitted. Ready, send the Pips. Rebels. Rebels. This is from Selene. I think it's Selene.

It could be Selene, but I think it's Selene. Who's that singer that got killed? Selene. Lisa left a Lopez. She's great. Um. Good for you. Uh.

Good for you. This Selene's from Melbourne. Melbourne, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, the country. You throw away the outside and cook the inside then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. Egg we've had this. What? No. What amount of food did you eat? No. Watermelons we've had this. You throw away the outside and cook the inside then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. Rabbi we've had this. Two Duncan. I would say baby. Two Duncan. You cook the outside. You cook the outside. Oh you throw away the outside. Throw cook the outside. You cook the outside. Oh, you throw away the outside. Throw away the outside.

And cook the inside. Guys, that's it. Then you eat the outside and you throw away the inside. That's an egg. No. I only want the whites. Oh, this is the fruit that they eat in hook. Where it's just like, this is colors.

It's called hook fruit. I remember that in hook, like vividly as part of my childhood, the food that they eat in that like, Oh yeah. The scene is insane. Everybody wanna eat it. It's basically just like colored play-dose. Yeah.

Which is just play-dose. But it must have been for those actors. It doesn't sound good. Have you seen hook? I bet it was like mashed potatoes with food color. I wanna see a scene. Just full of food coloring. I wanna see a scene.

Mm-hmm. I wanna, do you have any ever seen? Do you have any ever seen? I just wanna see a scene just full of he-coloring. I want to see him sing. Mm-hmm. I want to, do you have any of this scene? Do you have any of this scene? I just want to see a scene. I want to see a scene, Aaron and JPC, you are two, we may have done this before, you are two rejected lost boys. We've definitely done this before.

No, it doesn't matter. We haven't done this one. Okay, so you're two new rejected lost boys. Well, we're not worried anymore about repeating riddles. We're only worried about repeating seeds. We've done like, we've done like, we've done like, we've done like, we've done like, we've done worried anymore about repeating riddles. We're only worried about repeating seeds. We've done like a thousand times. We've done like a thousand times. Improv's bad.

It's not a manoeuvre. Not adamantium. Yeah. We're worried. Right, we're a two rejected lost boys. Gotcha. Is that it? No.

If we've done that before. No, we haven't. KJ said we have. No, we've been lost boys who rap, but we haven't been. KJ,J hold on KJ. Do you trust us enough to make this different? Wow, I thought for sure I was gonna give big thumbs down if we're sitting certainty out. I want to see a scene. Okay JPC you are a single dad great Aaron you are the child and you You airing you specifically want food that you've seen in movies and TV that's maybe not feasible.

Honey, I think we're, dad was gonna make just a red baron of frozen pizza tonight. No. Green pepper and black ham. No, I want the bread from Aladdin. You want the bread from Aladdin? The loaf of bread at the beginning of the animated version of Aladdin. I've only seen the new version. What?

I've never seen the animated version. I know the bread from the new version. Did you see it by accident? I saw it on accident. Prepositions are important. What do they teach you at that school? They don't. Okay.

They show us movies. Like, the animated Aladdin. Well, okay. So, I don't know the bread from it I have wonder bread can I just heat you up a little? No, no, you don't understand. Can I heat you up a little fun? It looks better than any other bread and I want the animated time. I'm gonna go stay at mom's house She has movie food honey. You're not sleeping in the graveyard again. Okay

It's called name of movie food name of movie food I think that they ate a pulled pork sandwich in Conair at one point. We're gonna pivot to, I wanna see JPC, you're a different character now, but you are in the room. Could you have the same voice as the good or the solicition? You're in the room and you just watched Robin Williams edition for the Jeannie and Aladdin. Okay. And you crushed it. Okay. Or the anybody's ever crushed anything. Okay. And you crushed it. Okay. Or the name by the way, they were crushed anything.

And now it's your turn to audition. Hey man, I just wanted to say, really great. You did really great. Oh, thank you very much. Great. Up next, what's your name? My name is Clive Owen. Do we have to fucking watch this?

I guess we might. I guess so. Yeah, do whatever you want. Okay, there are sides to someone going to be reading with me. Yeah, there's broccoli and potatoes. Whatever side you want, grab. Truly, but I think we're done.

Both of you want to see you riff and do all the impressions. Okay, make it your own. So just, I've been to do my addition in front of this table full of sides, just going to make it my own. Yeah, can I be honest? That guy got the part. Okay, no, put one here. We want to ask. I still love to- Yeah, go nuts, here we park? Okay, no, we wanna hear. We wanna hear. I still love to.

Yeah, go nuts, here we go. Okay. Ooh, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, my potatoes, potatoes. Hey, are you just, I'm sorry. Are you the guy before you? First of all, I don't think you're in 2019,

you should be saying that. Second of all, I don't think so. I think I'm just doing an audition. I'm just riffing with what's on the table. Yeah, a bunch of hilarious impressions. He did like a Reagan impression. He did all sorts of stuff. He's lots of funny voices.

Yeah, lots of tropical stuff. Okay, yeah. For this 1991. That's 91. Yeah, I can kind of launch into that. Oh, who is the keeper? Oh, I did not have sexual relations with that country. What's that?

Who is that? It's the 1991. That's Bill Clinton. See. Wait, I thought Clinton was 92. Born in 1992. I thought Clinton was born in 1992. Cuderv Arkansas.

Yeah, you're right, he was born in 1992. But he hadn't said that line yet. He hadn't said that line. He was president in, no. In 91? No. Hold on. That's what I was saying.

That's what I'm saying. Yeah, 92 was Clinton. But Clinton was in the mix. The political mix was a lot. Clinton said that phrase. No. I just need to be right. Not in public.

Aaron, what's your role? You don't think Hillary had asked. You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. Cadbury egg. Asshole. We fed this before. In it.

It's not. It's not an egg. It's not an egg. Is it, okay, is it delivery? You throw away the outside. Is the outside a box? No. Fuck you.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I came out of nowhere. How cool is it? Oh, she's crying. Oh no, she's going to do her mispicking. Oh, yeah. How cool of a dad would you be if you're, you get your kid for the weekend. Your kid comes over very cool.

There he goes, that can I have some pizza? And you go, it's not delivery, it's this porno. And you put it in it for no. I don't know, cool dad. I know that you didn't really have much of a dad going up, but between you and me, that would not be great. Just in terms of being a kid,

you throw away the outside. You could be inside. Cook the inside. Is the outside skin? It's not an inside. I wouldn't call it skin, no. Is it feathers? No, but you're getting closer.

A chicken. You're getting closer with the idea of like, throw away the outside. You cook the inside. Is it a meat? Is this meat? No. Not meat. So, okay, so it's a potato. Yeah. Yeah. Do you skin the the inside is it a meat is this meat? No, so okay?

So it's a potato. Yeah, do you get you skin the potato? Is it a potato? It's not a potato. Okay, it's no It's not a water move. You throw away the outside is the outside like green like is it like leaves basically? Bamboo this is what a quality it's oh coconut. This is something a pretty common feed. It's a vegetable that you throw the leaves away? Green onions. Green. Then you eat the outside.

Yeah, then you eat, so throw away the green part. Something with a pit. You cook it. Yeah. And then you take it out and then you eat. Eat it and then throw away the center. Is the person, is the hypothetical person eating this eating it wrong? No.

You do have to cook it. You do have to cook it. Yeah, you do definitely eating it right. You do have to cook it? Yeah, you do. But there's lots of different ways to cook it and prepare it and can we turn it into other things? I'm gonna order some of those. This is a plantain. It's a plantain. It's a plantain.

Is it a plantain? Well, a lot of times they take it. I don't want to totally give it away. Okay, don't give it away. Give it away, give it away, give it away. Is it a red hot chili pepper? No. Is it a flea? Okay, so it's a vegetable Yeah, it's something people eat a ton especially during the summer watermelon. No We've time we fucked that up so much vegetable tomatoes tomatoes. Uh

Vegetables there and you are going crazy, but no to be there for it some evejis. Yeah, and pineapple They're like a staple at a barbecue. Penical. Celery. No, you see them at barbecues. They're also peach. I would associate them with summertime and asparagus watching things.

Popcorn. Oh, corn. Corn. Nice. It's corn. Bina, bina, bina, bina, bina,, bannum, bannum, bannum. What about corn? You throw away the husk.

You cook the corn. You throw away the husk, then you cook the corn. Yeah, and then you throw. Then you eat the corn, and then you throw away the center corn. The center cob. Yeah. They have corn in Australia? No.

No? No, she says she's only seen it on TV. You've only, she's only ever seen corn on TV. In Australia, They have maize That's like I have cousins from Florida and they came up to Indiana for Christmas and I showed them corn and they never Because they that's an upgrade, but from Florida to Indiana. That's it's still my I've said it Many times that Indiana is the Florida of the Midwest. Oh boy. Here's another riddle Which five I don't want to do any more riddles was a send in by a same same Indiana is the Florida of the Midwest. Oh boy. Here's another riddle.

Which five? I don't want to do any more riddles. Was it sent in by a- Same. Same person. Her name's same. Yeah, her name's same. Is that a showing name?

No. Her name's Celine. Or something. Sign girl, same. Sign, sign. Which five letter word is pronounced exactly the same when its last four letters are removed from it?

Penis. I love this show. I don't care what you two say. I love it and I think we should keep doing it. Is it tummy? No. Which one is better word? It's pronounced exactly the same when its last four letters are removed from it.

Wee! Yeah. When it's us four letters are removed, so it's only leaving, so it's got to be a word, like T, C, T. Adam and dear boy, these must be vowels. Oh. You're definitely on the right track, Adam. Just do every letter.

A, B. Wait, wait, wait, you're going to just let him do every letter. A, B, I can't do it. Wait, wait, wait, you're gonna just let him do every letter and that's how he's gonna solve this. Unless you get it faster than him. B, C, D, D, E, I. That's my letter, so. I? No.

So it's not E, Y, E, but you get, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, fuck it. It's not E, Y, because that's three. No. Can you look at your phone real quick, Aaron? Can you legit check? Are you, it's not EY because that's three. Yeah. I, can you look at your phone real quick, Aaron? Can you legit check? Are you sure it's not penis? Oh, it changed.

The letters rearrange to the Beseil of the Nauts as penis. Oh, it's, Can you believe I just said penis? Is it, what? Is it, no? Okay, hold on, I wanna see a scene. So, we are all, we are all, oh God. Ins I want to see a scene so if we are all we are all God and You're a puppet. We're all very old timey Roman people and we are inventing we are inventing the alphabet

So this is the 26 letters that we're all familiar with but we haven't named any of the letters yet We just have their shapes So we are the council that is in charge of taking the shapes. And then... And you just say old-timey Romans? Oh no. Hey there, Claudio. Yeah. And Brutus, come in.

Oh yeah. That's coming up, right? That, that, that, that. Tittito, which I invent something new, a new way to communicate. I'm just stood, understood. All right, well, gentlemen, we can all get our ideas. And what about this sound? Flurp.

OK, that's... Now, we know all the sounds. We don't have the name of the individual character. Alright, okay, how about this one's called bingo, bingo, and then this one's ha, and this one's ha, and this one's ha again. Okay, now you're just selecting random ones in the middle. Do we at least want to make those sounds like together? Alright, let's see bingo, bingo, ha, ta, ta, ta. That's fun for an alphabet, wouldn't you say? Kind of fun, but it sounds a little too close to the Greek alphabet.

All right, well, I rushed Bingo Bingo, Hatata, but I didn't give in. Yeah, of course. I didn't give in a cigarette. That's why I'm such a prick. Okay, now let's don't happen. Let's take this one, for example. Now this one's just a little circle.

What do we think we would call a little circle? Jerk off. Oh, a p-hole, that's good. That's a snake that's, give it a little nibble. Ooh, how about a, how about a, or a boris? It's a snake eating its own tail. I like nibble snake, better than that. Nibble snake.

Nibble snake. All right, let's go, let's go letter by letter. Okay. All right. But we, that's what we're, we're, we have it, babe. No, I know what we will be now. And you, we'll go in a row and and we're gonna get all 26 letters, okay? Okay, say something real quick. Yes, Claudio. You're being a real alpha. Am I?

Yeah, I bet you a hundred dollars. I'm sorry. What a dollars a hundred gold coin That you're being a real alpha. I bet Alpha interesting. All right, the first letter's name is Blap You do the next one. Okay, we got Blap. This one looks like it's a straight-up line with a little circle on the end. I'm gonna call you Kevin.

Hmm, okay, this one here. Shadio, you're up next. We gotta move quicker than that. Kabowabo. Oh, it? Uh, every man. Cheeep-yepa. A cup? What? Uh, every man. Cheeep-bippa.

A-cah! G-E-L-E-S! Baby-back-reams. Oh my gosh. Fuck. There's a snakimob, and that's 26. See, see. I wanted to get through all of them.

This is a five letter word. I lost count. It's the same when you removed the last four letters. X. Gonna give it to you. Mm-mm. Go letter by letter, then. But why?

All right, it's in the second half of the alphabet. Second half. After L. Are we cutting it down the middle word? Yeah. It's the letter after L. No, it's like between Alan Z. Oh No, go letter by letter L Q Q you They got there eventually we had to do an entire scene before they got and it's in the letter Q

Yeah, okay, okay I'm is boy. I'm gonna get roasted for this lamb gas to wait is Q the Person in James Bond it makes all the weapons and stuff right no that's money penny Yes, Q is the science great person. I see a scene. I'm GPC you are James Bond. Yes. Aaron, you are Q. The role I have. I'm both.

The actual Q, the real Q whose brilliant was killed. So your Q's replacement, who's totally not prepared. And you're trying to, you're trying to cobble together what you can spur the moment. OK. Blowfelves really got it in for me this time, Q. So give me everything you've got. Right, yes.

So this I just made, it's great. It's a fork on a fan. And if someone stands too close to the fan, there's a fork in them. All right. So this is a fork and a fan. Yeah. Ooh. A dinner guest best not know their place.

What else have you got for me to you? All right. How about, all right. Okay. This is a knife. And I think if you're by a slide, and this is Australian, obviously, you're by a slide.

And your enemies at the bottom of the slide, you can put the knife on top of the slide and drop it down the slide. It can maybe stab them if there's enough momentum. That's quite a rush. What else have you got from me? This is sort of a psychological weapon. Hey, put my daughter down. Never mind.

I was going to walk up to you at a reason say, this is your son. This is your son. But I guess I don't have to do. I'm going to knock it down. All right, let's see. An elbow can hurt. Right?

See. A elbow can hurt. Right? See. An elbow can hurt. Who played Q in the most recent? I want to say, is a woman, right? He's a street all rich. There was a woman. No, that's Am. Am.

Was Judy Dinch. What's his name? I feel like I've heard so many people. I know his name. So, money painting is the money penny overall boss or the Money pennies like the secretary. I heard a lot of chatter where people went Phoebe Waller bridge from Fleabag to play She's writing. She's like rewriting All right, that's great. There was also

Season two flea bags my favorite thing and they also wanted Interest Elba to play James Bond for a a while which i think he would have been awesome but each of us in the new uh... fast and furious movie which is going to be fucking insane it looks so good uh... we're gonna go see that open yeah for sure did you know they got uh... the new james bond is jason biggs i'd see it by the way by way, cast a good American actor

who just cast Jason Biggs in general, as James Bond would be awesome. What would be great is if they announced that James Jason Biggs was in the new James Bond and people are like, I guess he's the villain. Like a dorky. Is there a slight curse? Nope, he's James Bond.

That's a good idea. An American. James, powder blue suit. James Bond, I feel like, is one of the, just a series of movies that should not exist anymore. Like, they should stop it because other franchises have kind of taken over. It's like playgrounds.

Like, or an ultimate, yeah. Yeah, and even like the fast and the furious movies are like more in sync with like what people want now. I feel like James Bond is this like, relic of the, like nobody wants this like womanizing, you know, secret agent at all anymore because they keep trying to like recast it and make it better, but it's like,

just be done with it. Like let's not have anymore James Bond stories. But I would see another one I guess. And also the guy who did it, like, inflimbing or something broccoli, he died like years ago. Someone go broccoli? Yeah, there's the plain.

Mikel and Broke James Bond. Ian McKellen, Sir Broccoli of the plain. Mckellen broke James Bond. Ian Mckellen served broccoli of the round table. And veggie tails? Yeah. What if you were knighted and you got a vegetable thing? All right, so pomegranate. I thought my name was Kenneth Branagh. No.

You kneel Ian Mckellen, you stand, sir corn. Are you ready for another one? Yes. You kneel Ian McKellen you stand sir corn Are you ready for another one? Yes a horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears It's not an illusion or a dream. So where could this happen? Chess board have had this no none of this exact one Mr. Jerk I'm calling out all Mr. Jerk because I look like Steve Martin Who's a real asshole nothing to do with the movie? Wow, wow, yeah, the jerk is a good movie. Yeah, and he's not an asshole. I don't think you just likes the banjo ready I know You belong to

DPC come in is that for the jerk? Yeah, yeah Yeah. Him and Bernadette Peters. Oh, yes. Although we are apart, you're apart of my heart. DPC is not going to join in. No, I don't. It's that I fucking ran into. Yeah. He's a tenor. That movie is very funny, though.

So is your ass. Dang. First of all, I told you that in confidence. I'm so sorry. I just blew one of your secrets. You're famously born with an ass with a clown. Birthmarker. Yes, the born of a tomato. Oh my god, scary.

Sammy loves books and spends all of his time in the local library. In just one month, he's worked his way through three volumes of an, oh, sorry. He's worked his way through three volumes. Did you just read the answer? No. He works his way through three volumes of an encyclopedia in two volumes of a dictionary. Yet he could not remember one word that they contained. Why was that? Done. Because the volume was loud and very loud. The volume.

Oh, it's not the answer, but I like you. What was Steve, you said? Sammy. Sammy loves books and spends all his time in the local library. I know what it is. Sammy's actually a Harby Oswald book repository. He's racked with guilt, can't concentrate. Yeah, and it's bullets is what it is.

Bullets is the volumes. No. Sammy loves books and spends all his time in the local library. And just one month he worked his way through three volumes At the beginning of a shitty banjo v song. Oh, it's Sammy a book an actual bookworm Yeah, Sammy was a bookworm a little bug that eats its way through books. I would like to see a scene JPC I thank you would you sicko I think you would. You sicko.

Um, do you see your bookworm? Okay. And you're go, you've gone back outside and you're talking to Adel who's, uh, like a regular worm and you're being really pretentious and Adel's just like, had enough. Hmm. Oh, I'm just getting some fresh air. How is the dirt? What is this new accent you had?

I'm sorry. You're talking differently. No. This is how bookworms talk. What would you call yourself? Bookworm? Bookworm? I'm saying you've you've mouth is full of the dutch from the ground. Yeah, I was eating dirt on earthworms. Sure, good. By the way, how are the birds out here? This is still your enemy. This is the sleep most part. Okay. Can you fuck off? I'm trying to have sex with myself.

I'm sorry? I'm asexual. Well... Uh... That's not what that means. I know that because I'm a bookworm, so I'm right up above that. What are you fucking now, huh? Tell me, tell me three facts.

What are I fucking now? Huckfin, ever heard of it? Isn't that banned? Yes, that's why they put it in the bottom of the library. The bookworm could have his way. He could say basement. I know that word. You know basements? Most cuz you were spindle you fucking have in the basement, isn't it? No, and the dirt most of the time. Yes, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt. Dirt's the worst basement. Dirt is dirt.

It's really hard to remember. What is, what's another fact? Needle at you cuz you're so proud of who you are. What else do you know? What's that? Give me another fact. Okay, let's see. The earth is 6,000 years old. Right?

The christian vibe, but I think it's... It's the end of it. It's the end of it. Everything is 6,000 years old. 6,000 years old. It tastes over there than that. It tastes older than that. Well, your mom tastes older than that. Yeah, well your mom tastes all this

She is Where I sexual I wouldn't even the variety sexual pleasure of each of your mom be honest with me. Yes She eat my mom. Yes, I did I'm gonna do daddy now Call me call me worm daddy Say it Yes of your world daddy. Good. You know be a good little boy Played out of the direction of daddy That's my new favorite play

People are gonna be doing those scene that scene in acting classes for the next 70 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I'm teaching acting classes by the way for the next 70 years. Mm-hmm. I'm teaching acting classes, by the way, for the next 70 years. What's the name of your acting class in the world? Warm Daddy. How warm Daddy? And how much is it? It's called Warm Daddy Learned to Perform Like a Warm. And that's your new website, warmdaddy.com.

It's, yeah, it's, it's perform like a warm.com with Dan Acapetric. Yeah, be careful about typing that website in. Yeah, you might get, might get Dennis Rodsman. Where'd you get Dennis Rodsman? It's called Dennis Rodsman. How much is one of your classes? It's 189. 189 what?

Uh, Euros. Okay. We got to see a scene where Aaron and I are enrolled in your acting class. Oh, it's easier right? Me, me, me, me. You know you need unique New York. Okay, you know New York.

Attention, attention, attention, attention. Yeah. Okay, it's gonna be just probably the two of you for today. As you've been you, what's it? You're not gonna be here. The teacher is never here. Mm-hmm. So I'm going to leave class.

I'm sure that sometimes the teacher becomes a student. And sometimes the student becomes the teacher. Well, we all have something to look for to aspirationally, I guess. Is this a method acting or Santa's Losski? Mm-hmm. Yes, it's a Santa's name. Santa's Losski. It's a Santa's Losski. It's a Santa's Losski. Santa's Losski. It's Santa's Losski. I want you to pick a partner. Everyone pair up, pair up, find a partner. I pick you. Okay, you can't pick me because my partner is Jesus. Okay, he walks with me and that's why there's only two sets of footprints. All right, I'll take you, Adel.

Okay, great. I'll take care. And Adel and Aaron, great. Now I know your names and now if I can just use context clues to decide which one is Adel and which one is Aaron. I'm Aaron, A-A-R-O-N. And you're Adel. You, you, you.

You finish it. Are you spelling quest love? I'm trying to spell cute. Okay, face your partner. I want you to look in your partner I want you to look deep and within your partner's eyes then on the count of three I will count one two three. I want you to say a character flaw that you recognize the other one two three Care too much. Yes Okay, good now we've gotten to the truth of acting do not break eye contact do not break eye contact do not break eye contact on the count of three I want you to name the person who you've had the most recent sex dream about one two three JP

Riddles see For instance for code post is this how the show normally goes yeah pretty much We get how to do it. We, no, this is the show. No, this is the show. This is the show. As we help Aaron recall how the show goes, we're going to take a quick break and we'll be right back with more Hey Bimba Bimba. Hey, GPC.

Hey GPC. Uh, uh, yeah. You're not in trouble. I just need help. I'm, um, pranking at all. And I'm setting up a whole website to prank him. Um, can I just need some advice? This podcast is sponsored by Squarespace.

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Can we go to grandma's house? Wait. I've been pranked. But how? I don't know. This show is sponsored by BetterHelp. Hey Adel and JPC, thank you for meeting me in the middle of the woods here. I am sort of at an impasse.

I can't decide whether or not to go this way or this way. I'm having a hard time choosing a path. You know, there never truly is a middle of the woods. Isn't it funny to think about something like that? Like, they're never truly is a middle of the woods. No, this is the middle. Okay, this is it. Addle, can you help? Yeah, actually. So as per Robert Frost, I don't know if you know his poems. He has a poem called Better Help. I believe this is written in the 1800s, but it still stands true today more than ever. Aaron, you should try better help.

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Yeah, you want to go back to the break, Doc? You, you fuck your mom. What? You fuck your mom and the break, we have to go back. Okay, yeah, she listens to the show. Oh no. Oh no. Ready for another riddle.

Yes. Still from the same person. What kind of flower enables you to see it? Chris and I was kind of flower enables you to see it. Oh, cooking flower. No. All purpose flower. P&E's. I see you. P&E's are my favorite flower. No one's ever bought them for me. That's that can't be true. Truly. Really? All-time favorite flower. No one's ever bought them for me. That's that can't be true. Truly. Really? All-time favorite flower.

Does your boy listen to this? No. He stopped listening around episode like 15 or 16. Cool and we're happy with it. Don't I'm listening? In his defense, he has to talk to me all day. He doesn't have to. Why would you get to?

Can I know that? Why, when you said that, you put a briefcase up on the table, you straightened your tie, and suddenly we were in a courtroom. Yeah. Ladies and gentlemen of were in a courtroom. Yeah. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. And his defense. This is why my boyfriend is not the worst. Okay.

Someone buy me pennies. No, no. Somebody message my boyfriend and tell him to buy me pennies. Yes, no, no. When Aaron dies, leave pennies. Yeah, that's nice. If I die, I would like to be constantly. When, no, no, no. When Aaron dies, leave pennies. Yeah, that's nice. If I die, I would like to be constantly. When you die.

You will die. Oh, that is all because it's bland. All, all will die. Yeah. What kind of flower enables you to see it? Enables you to see it. Iris. Yeah.

He got it. That's interesting. He got it. I think he's confident. He got it. When I die, I want cooking flour. People put cooking flour on my coffee. So it just looks like people are dusting your gravy.

What do you want your gravestones to say? What do you want on your tombstone? Pepperoni. Yeah. Yeah. What do I want on my tombstone? Sam Elliott. A group of us all.

Who else is in that? What if I had a headstone? It's a crossword. It's a crossword. It's a crossword. It's a little short. Who lies here? Yeah. Got to have my name on it. Got to have the dates that I, plus or minus 10, I'm going to have a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little It's a little short. It's a two-step. Who lies here? Yeah. Yeah.

Gotta have my name on it. Gotta have the dates that I, plus or minus 10, that I live and died. There's enough to be exact. Don't care about exact. Proximate. Proximate. I want an arrow pointing down that says I'm with stupid.

That's funny. That's funny. I wanna like. And in front of the sea's dead. I want like, I'm sleeping. Or like, relax, I'm fine. What if yours just said, help? Help, help, I'm gonna like, I'm sleeping or like, relax, I'm fine. What if yours just said help? Help, help, I'm a major boy.

Very to live. Very to live. You know, I'm sleeping. That's very good. Well, whatever my child's name is for the purposes of this, let's just call my child Bradley Cooper. I wanna put, I wanna put on my Gravestone, Bradley Cooper, why don't you visit more? So whoever they are when they see it, they'll be shamed. And listeners, what do you want on your tombstone? Tweet it and use the hashtag

more bid as fuck. But also tag tombstone to pizza brands. Oh, you have to. You have to tell them in so many words to sponsor us. Yeah, actually can only loyal to why the pizza brand. Oh, you have to. You have to tell them in so many words to sponsor us. Yeah, actually can only, I'm loyal to wide pizza brand right now. Oh, contractually, I did a commercial for a pizza brand. Oh, earlier JPC mentioned Red Baron. What's your pizza brand? Hungry Howies. That's Michigan. But yeah, but hungry Howies is a delivery brand. Oh, okay. You can use your frozen pizza, right? What was your commercial? Can we see it somewhere? Yeah, it might be on the internet at some point.

I filmed it a few months ago though. Pornhead.com slash on your voice. Yeah. It was a blast. I made movie to Detroit and I had a fake baby. I blew you to Detroit. Yeah, and I had a fake baby. Sunny to Detroit.

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Hungry Howies is the best booting free pizza I've ever had. Jets is in Chicago, too. They're in Jets in Chicago, yeah. After I filmed that commercial, I was so hungry for pizza because I had been smelling it all day, and I didn't get to eat it in the end, and so I went to Hungry Howies, and they're like, what kind of crust do you want? I went, what kind do you have? And then I went, oh my God, I know every kind you had, because I've been listening to the list of your crusts all day, what is wrong with me? Aaron, did they give you hungry howies when you did it?

No, because in the commercial, I didn't eat. So they had tons of pizzas around. I'm sure I could have eaten them. I'm always so confused about like, I guess as a young adult, I always assume that if you did a commercial for a food brand, you would get free food from that brand. Is it because you watched Happy Gilmore and you get to free some of my garden for life?

But I know like George Clooney has a red card, so like anytime he goes to McDonald's, he's a eating him. Red lobster. Wait, just George Clooney. Do McDonald's commercials? I don't think so, but he promoted them or something on Ask For. Why would George Clooney ever go to McDonald's? I don't on the paper he has one of those cards where he can just get his

free McDonald's and i'm going to smell my donald to just need it but i assume tj got free sonic because he's the business on a guy for twelve fucking i don't think that's true that it free song no yeah uh... yeah i can't recommend hungry how is enough is so good while you're reading the enough of card i don't know.

Are we ready for another riddle? Yes. No. Peter the pirate has caught Felicity the fairy and put her into a bottle with the cork in to stop her escape. Oh, she's dead. She dies in that bottle.

She's not dead. Aaron, if he doesn't put blow holes in the bottle, she dies. Can you help? You think, you think, uh, I'm sorry, go ahead. You think that hole's- Finish it. Punctured in the top of a bottle for air are called blow holes.

Yeah. So you think we're, you put the hole in the whale, it's a blow hole. So you think, how is the whale different than the bottle? Both have necks, both have bludged body. Both holes are what you put in the side of a bathroom stall and it trucks up. Five minute two. Which takes me back to my tongue to a star. I'm gonna try to get my tongue to a star. I'm gonna try to get my tongue to a star. I'm gonna try to get my tongue to a star.

I'm gonna try to get my tongue to a star. I'm gonna try to get my tongue to a star. I'm gonna try to get my tongue to a star. I'm gonna try to get my tongue to a star. I'm gonna try to get my tongue to a star. I'm gonna try to get my tongue to a star. I'm gonna try to get my tongue to a star. I'm gonna try to get my tongue to a star.

I'm gonna try to get my tongue to a star. I'm gonna try to get my tongue to a star. I'm gonna try to get my tongue to a star. I'm gonna try help get her out, but without taking out the quirk and breaking the glass? Are pirates and fairies in the same universe? Is that what we're here to are? Yeah, yeah. Tinkerbell ever heard of him. I've heard of him. Tinkerbell and Captain Hook, and that's the only instances of pirates and fairies

existing in the same universe that I know. You know where I was called? Can you name one more? Curve Venus. Is that true? Yeah. Oh, interesting. I didn't know that.

You had that on it. That's a children's story, right? No, okay Yeah, anyway, I'm right about the pirates and the fairies thing That's two different fucking What's start us the Neil game Ziggy? Okay, okay, okay, okay, she's in pirates she's in the cork or she's on in cork She's in Ireland I wanted to the fair museum and the glory

Blarney, Blarney. She's in a bottle with a cork in from stuffing her How do you get her out but without taking out the cork or breaking the glass is magic involved? No is shadows involved? No, is it something we have to do to the sentence like we have to omit a word? It's not a wording thing. Do I have to kidnap Peter the Pire and force him to do it? Oh, my behalf. We clap our hands, we believe. We stop believing that she disappears.

Hold her over the fire, melt her, and then pour her out of the pour, so opening up the wall. Okay, that's why I asked. No, that's so dark. That's why I asked. Does it have something to do with magic? No, it's nothing to do with magic.

Is it body magic? No. Are you just asking me to create a magic trick? No, it's nothing to do with magic. No, no, magic doesn't have anything to do with magic. It's not like red feeding, it's not magic. Is this like a Yahoo answers? Like somebody is asking this question

when you need to hurry up and answer it? Yeah. Okay. She's stuck in the bottle. She's a fairy in a bottle. I gotta help her get out now. I can't use my hands, but I can use my mouth no No, no, I can't remove the cork and you can't smash the bottle Okay, how do you how do you get her out or how do you help her? Is that what it how do you get her out?

Does she exit through the neck of the bottle? Yes, okay, and I and I can't remove the cork No, can I perforate the cork? What's that mean? What if you push it in? Do you push the cork in? Yeah! Yeah! That's what perforate means. I like to see it as mean. I like to see it as mean.

Yes? Let's see what do I want. What do I want? Oh, dealish choice. She's looking at a menu. Okay. So, what are you going to fizzle with me? You are a fairy and you were stuck in a bottle.

Okay. And you're just trying to like get your way out of there Wait, am I in the bottle as well? No, you're holding the bottle. I'm holding your bottles on your desk. Gotcha. Help me help me Please I'm stuck in this bottle I'm part of it. I'm trying to work. Okay. I'm writing on please let me go this bottle isn't even empty There's clearly Tito's vodka here. Please let me out Yeah, if you want the Tito's vodka then feel free to drink. Uh, you, uh, or at least transfer me to a bottle of

Patrone. I can't, I can't take you out. You're a decorative piece. I bought you at an urban outfitter. So you just have to stay What? I bought you. I purchased you. You bought me at an urban outfitter. I put it. Yes. I purchased the whole thing of an urban outfitter. Can I ask you something? You're a window display of an urban altitude. Can I ask you something? You're a window display, 30% off. Can I ask you something? I'd love to hear it. You're a pirate? Yeah, I'm a pirate.

What's that steering wheel attached to your crotch? Oh. This? Well, this is a steering wheel attached to my crotch. We'll say it. Well, I'm being honest, it's driving me nuts. No, are you happy? Are you happy?

I was at a serious boat accident. And I'm a steering wheel attached to my crotch. And it's making me a kind of cookie. You're having fun? You're having games? Yeah. Well, you'll stay on the bar. Now, if you wouldn't mind, I'm trying to write my spec script for the office. Alright, Dwight comes aboard.

The office is done. Dwight comes aboard and Jim. Dwight comes aboard. Are you writing the office on a pirate ship? Hold on now! I'm writing what I know! Sounds a little close to Galavant, which was a show that only lasted two seasons. Then how would anyone fucking know all of that is? Can I get some advice?

Yes. She's writing a spec script for Bob's Burgers. Okay. Who are the characters? It's animated. Who are the characters with her Bob?. Who are the characters? Yeah. There's Bob. There's Linda, his wife.

Linda on a party. Three crazy kids. Three crazy kids. Wait, this is Peter Pat. You're just doing Peter Pat. There's a big dog. Okay, I was a nurse. Yeah, okay.

I like this. What was your name, BuzzFarin? My best friend. Huh? You're my best friend. Well, you're not my best friend. What? You're not my best friend.

No, you asked my name. You're my best friend. Oh, well, you're my best friend. I'm not crazy. I'm not crazy. I'm not. Because of this wheel driving me that way. What's under the patch? I do. It's a trying to quit smoking. Yeah, I'm going to get it's point with an eye patch. If I can't see the cigarettes. And she, she doesn't have a cigarette. I'm going to get it. I'm going to get it.

I'm going to get it. I'm going to get it. I I try to quit smoking. Yeah, I'm good at kids smoking with an iPad. If I can't see the cigarettes. And she also said, love the podcast. I know you're running out of rites, gritties and puzzies. Skip it. So here's some, her riddle. Was that all Selena? And lateral thinking puzzle book that pissed me off as a kid.

She hears from Melvin, Selene. So there's one more from her. Okay, great. I saved this one for last, because you're gonna get it right away, but I really wanna do it just so. I wanna see a scene based. Adel, I think I'll race you on this one, and I'll try to get it faster.

A new, because there's no such thing as an original riddle. Sure. A new prison has been built in the middle of a vast lake. One morning, it's discovered that a prisoner who can't swim has escaped. The only evidence he leaves behind is a strand of a shoelace.

How did he do it? Drink the lake. Was eaten by a shark. He drank the lake? No. He was eaten by a shark. The lake was dry. No.

He canoeed dog to himself across the dry ass lake. It was Landa Lake's butter. Yes, Landa Lake his butter. Yeah, it was landalakes butter. Butter prison. Prison on a lake inmate who couldn't swim escaped and the only thing that's left is a shoelace. Like a part of a shoelace. Oh, the lake was only two feet tall.

Is he dead? He's not dead. He did his escape. He did his escape. He wrote a shoe this short. He took off his shoe through it as hard as he could tied the lace to his finger and then I think you think I heard it my life. Wait, this is an easy one. Yeah read it again A new

Prison has been built in the middle of a vast lake one morning It's discovered that a prisoner who can't swim has escaped the only evidence It's a post is a strand of a shoelace. How did he do it? No bones. No bones. Skiddo. Is the prison on an island?

Yeah. In the middle of the lake. Oh, the prisoner was Jesus. He walked on her. No. But he had to take out a shoe. The prisoner was Jesus. You're the closest with canoe dog.

Is it frozen? It likes frozen? Yes, but yes, and he walked across. No. He skated across. He skated across. The shoelace was from in ice skate. Why did the shoelace fall off? You know when you're like those like get cut like I break ice skate shoelaces all the time. What? I've never ice-skated. Really? I don't think so. I've always skated once and I hated it. Yeah. It really really hurts your ankles if you're not used to it. I used to do it growing up and then the only time you've done it recently was different muscle growth. The Olympics? Downtown, you want to

want to do the Olympics for ice game. I did the couple skate. Yeah. I threw me two high up in the air and I landed in this. He threw you up and then he just left, right? He threw you way up in the air and then you were grabbing under the scoreboard. Yeah. And he just left, right? I know a lot of time. He went to Cabo? He went to Cabo. Yeah, with your best friend, right?

With my best friend, I don't know. Yeah, and that will for a movie is based on that, right? Yeah, kicking and screaming. Yeah, screaming. Yeah, the only time I've ice-gated in the last several years was, it's really fun, this is why I'm mentioning it, is. In Lanyl Park, when it's winter,, this is why I'm mentioning it is. In Lanyard Park when it's winter, like a bike, Christmas.

That's a perfect time for ice skating. Like it's right by the bean and you can go and there's a- Right, it's by the bean. It's really fun. Mariah really wants to go roller skating, but I've never done that either. I think I've done it once when I was a little kid,

but it's just like, I'm not into roller skating. We should all go to a roller rink together. Okay. Or I'll just go with Mariah. Yeah, that's fine. I've noticed into roller skating. We should all go to a roller rink together. Okay. Or I'll just go with Ryan. Yeah, that's fine. I've noticed you haven't mentioned your boyfriend as a possible date for the... Ladies and gentlemen of the jury.

No, I went with him ice skating. Hey, so I have a special surprise for us. Do we know what is it? Is it cookies? Is it cookies? Well, it's a certain kind of cookie. You do want us to guess this surprise. Name what's up?

You do want us to guess the surprise? I do, but I had more to offer before you interrupted. Oh, great. So it's like when we read riddles and you just start guessing immediately. Yeah, absolutely. It's like that, but this shoe's on the other foot. So it feels bad.

It feels terrible. It's too tight of a fit. I guess it's cookies. It's a sandbox. Ooh, which is a type of cookie that is a little gritty. You're thinking of Sandy. What's up? Sandy's.

Hey, it's Sandra Royce. It's me. It's Sandy Cookie Man. Lee's Cookie Man, do not talk. It's double. Holy shit, how we never called you the Cookie Man. Hold on, new intro. The cookie jar.

Logan Metton, W-Z-R-4. This is Adore Fine, the morning with the zoo crew. We got Aaron Keith on the mics. bought cookies nail that JPC the wolf and And welcoming to this did you are special guest the cookie man? Crumble crumble Catch phrase I want cookies I want cookies. That's a cookie monster. Shit.

That's cookie monsters. You just have warmed onto. I need another one. I like it. Sandy's a cookie man. He says chomp chomp. And then it's like, what's your catchphrase? You're like, I want cookies.

We want cookies. But why he's the cookie man? I don't know. The wolf-bass catchphrases. A big bird bitch. Sandy, welcome to the episode. Thank you. We're going to be back.

We're going to have you back. Now, per our agreement, you haven't done any other puzzle since I was here last week. We've done no other puzzles. We've solved nothing. Cool. Yeah, awesome. Glad to hear it. I have been...

I went to Boston since I was a little bit... What have you been up to? We did that in backwards or I could go first. What have you been up to, Sandy? I went to Boston. I'm not bringing it up because something... Two things happened to me that made me or you go first. What do you bend up to Sandy? I went to Boston, bringing it up because something, two things happened to me that made me think of you guys. Number one is within a few minutes,

I was writing that bus you take from the airport, the, what's it called? Airport bus. No, it's a train. There's like no train to the Boston airport. You have to write this happy bus. Yeah. And I get on and it's crowded and it's hot,

and it's loud. And the bus driver comes on and I start cracking up for no reason. And I'm like, why am I laughing at this person? And it's because I realized because they just had a really thick Boston accent. And you just ruined it for it. Listen to this show.

Everything about Boston is hilarious. Yeah, now everyone's a cartoon when you go to Boston. Yeah. Oh, no. And then also I was there for the MIT Mystery Hunt, which is in January, but whatever. Yeah. How it had the Mystery Hunt go. It was great.

The Mystery Hunt is an incredible weekend long hunt for like teams of hundreds of people or hundred people or so. Our team had over a hundred. Are you trying to find red October? You're hunting a hundred people. It's like the most dangerous game. It's Fortnite, but real life. So the best place to be a second place, which is what we got because first place has

to write next year's hunt. Oh, Jesus. 100 people except, you know, like I'll everyone's so wants to win. What was it you who said that you might be getting to this that there was something from our show that was referenced. Yes Well, here's the weird thing so The the the the puzzles are mostly online or in PDF form like you can download them, but occasionally they'll come to your Headquarters and bring you something or you have to go to their headquarters and pick up something physical and for example

Like one puzzle was a box of a dozen Dunkin Donuts actually With little USB drives in them that had files on them that were puzzles. So you couldn't eat the donut? You could eat it. I mean, wait, there were what in the donuts? Oh, no! But at the same time, we also got a book that was a puzzle.

And the book was called Swan Lumps. What is it? Wow. It's not a reference to this show. What was it a reference to? A different, more popular. Yeah, but how is it? They came up with the same name.

That's our, that's our IP. Wait, are you telling me the way the easiest thing that I've ever done was come up with by someone else? I hate to tell you. I came up with that because it's easy to come up with that. Well, thanks for coming on, Sandy.

Yeah, anything to plug? Well, hey, I don't actually, Sandy, why don't you do one of your fun segments? We asked those questions and stuff. I mean, I guess I could do that. Why not? Okay, cool. I know we invented you on to hear about your Boston trip that we did the ask about. Sorry.

I don't like this. We're bullies and we own it. But please, yes, we'd love to do some puzzles. Cool. All right. So here's the puzzle for today. These are clues for rhyming phrases. Two word phrases where they were the two words rhyme, they're common phrases, but in addition, one of the words in the clue also rhymes.

So like howdy-duty. Uh-huh. So I don't have that on my list. I can't wait. That's not even right. That doesn't work. That doesn't work. Howdy-duty. Does not rhyme. So howdy-duty. Good work. All of us. Howdy-duty.

The worst important part of this is figuring out what one is it. Wait, look at all. Yeah. So, for example, I said a hokey way of saying sure, you would say, okay, dokey, dokey, dokey, dokey, dokey, dokey, dokey, dokey, dokey, dokey, dokey, dokey, dokey, dokey, dokey, dokey, dokey, dokey, dokey, dokey, dokey, dokey, dokey, dokey, dokey, dokey, dokey, dokey, dokey, dokey, dokey, dokey, dokey, dokey, dokey, dokey, dokey, dokey, dokey, dokey, dokey, dokey, dokey, dokey, dokey, dokey, dokey, dokey, dokey, dokey, dokey, dokey, dokey, dokey, dokey, dokey, dokey, dokey, dokey, dokey, dokey, dokey, dokey, dokey, dokey, dokey, dokey, dokey, dokey, dokey, dokey, dokey, dokey, dokey, dokey, dokey, dokey, dokey, dokey, dokey, dokey, dokey, dokey, dokey, dokey, dokey, dokey, dokey, dokey, dokey, dokey, dokey, dokey, dokey, dokey, dokey, dokey, dokey, dokey, dokey, dokey, dokey, dokey, dokey, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, gotcha. Okay, I know the first five of these are mine and then I'm going to reach you some that I got a I posted this on Twitter and I got a bunch of good responses. Oh cool. Cool. Give me credit.

Okay, in an arbitrary or silly way, nilly, willy, willy, nilly, willy, nilly, willy, nilly, is it? Nilly Willie Oh No, I love it stop trying to make your character Nilly Willie get onto the show We if you listen to this we've cut Nilly Willie out of maybe seven episodes Listen, I came over the character. It's basically Willie Nelson. But he loves Nilly away first He gets I need it's Nilly Wai first. I call him Millowilly. Okay, wait.

Wait, now I want to go back and put a bid to seven episodes. Just nearly Willie. All right, I'm ready for another one. We need some fan art of Willie Nelson smoking Nilly Wai first. Just call it Millowilly. Okay, uh, It's called Millie Willie. Oh, my God. OK. Itty details worth sweating over. He said itty. Itty bitty details worth sweating over. So it's not actually nitty gritty. Nitty gritty.

Nitty gritty. Pudge. They, uh, and actually that's the character JPC's been doing, which is Gritty, the Philadelphia Flyers mascot. That's nitty gritty. Yeah. That's nitty gritty. Giving out where there's a nitty gritty.

All of our characters suck. He's like, out of here. Do you think he uses his own fur to like, oh, there's a guy who's wearing a mask. That's a little grab-off. Giving out where there's a knitting. All of our characters suck. Do you think he uses his own fur to like, Oh, absolutely. He's a psychopath. That's a nightmare. Yeah, grows at a rate that it's all pubes. No. Next clue.

Aaron Furrs just pubes. I don't need to talk to you anymore today. Furrs and feathers are pubes. Aaron, did you know that guy's pubes are just feathers? I don't need to talk to you anymore today. First and further ado. There's nothing to do today, sir. Aaron, did you know that guys pubes are just feathers? I need to get outta here. Oh, there's walls. No door. Old buddy who's boring.

Uh, nutty buddy. Snoring. Funny, nutty. There you go. Dirty buddy. Dirty buddy. It's his friend, who's nilly-willy. Dirty buddy.

A person who might enjoy the song, Tennessee Jed. Ooh. Tennessee Jed. Yeah, a dead head. There you go. Wow. Is that a great for that song?

It's the first grateful dead song I could find that rhymed with dead and head. I saw, I don't like the grateful dead, but I saw them, they played it like some speedway and Juliet or something and Bob Dylan open But I went to see Bob Dylan. He was a nightmare and then I Seen him twice and once he was phenomenal and once it was like this is like a goose dying Moning on stage. Oh my god. It was bad. He's he's weird He got busted for peeking in something like people's windows

He's walking around like Boston peeping in people's windows and they busted him fucking pervert Yeah, what also happening And the windows Grateful dead their lead singer for the night was Jon Osborne Which was weird we do not want open for Bob Dylan open for no she Bob Dylan open for the dead And then the dead saying and Jonas born took the took Jerry Garcia's parts. Oh right. I'm just now learning that the grateful dead have lyrics to their songs. Yeah. What if God was one of us? 20 minute jam, 20 minute jam. All right. Here

we go. This is from CA on Twitter. Mario's body slam move when he's around enemies. Ground pound. Bing dong. Wow, dammit. This is from Abby. Teeny legume based sausages that come in a can. Green beans. Veein. Loseages. No.

Legume based sausages that come in a can? Mm-hmm. They're teeny. They're teeny wee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee We we we need beanies. We need we need we need oh, so some of these are fucking nonsense Wait, those are the collectible princess died All the people that edible princess that Brand beanies also called franken beans is a dish. It's not a brand, it's a dish. Bini, how'd you get the beans above the Franks? I think they're not like you, but you can be a salsa.

Okay, a tiny, a lively Abbasong that can break you out of your stupor. Dancing Queen, Shman Tsing, Sply. Mama Mia. Well, one of those is a rhyme. Which word do you think it is? Super. There you go.

Super trooper. Yeah. Mama you think it is? Super. There you go. Super trooper. Yeah. Mama Mia, here we go again. Don't give your honey this counterfeit bill. Funny money. Oh. You're gonna miss. You're gonna miss.

Vibe you might get when freebies are too good to be true. Swag bag. Which rhyme? Freebies with swagabidi. It's freebies. Freebies. Freebies. Freebiesbie that's my favorite Ben and Jerry's yeah I win all the date with this guy he just gave you the freebie weabies he paid for everything and he made me

know you give me the nilly will this I think I think you know you it's freebie right he be GB by the way Sandy said I think I think you know it's freebie right? TVGb By the way, Sandy said I think you know I didn't know I was just saying freebie weebies did not put two and two together Hit song by that Scottish fellow Donovan. Oh, that'd be Ray Donovan show to us from Australia He plays saber tooth in X-man Australia he plays Saber Tooth in X-Mans Skull me the yellow mellow mellow yellow a Squacky hand-held communicator walkie-talkie that's by Andrew the last one of spikina

The movements of a recently decapitated turkey corpse bores Again Jerky turkey turkey turkey turkey turkey turkey turkey Again, one of those words rhymes. Jerky, jerky, jerky, jerky, jerky, jerky, jerky, jerky, jerky, jerky, jerky, jerky, jerky, jerky, jerky, jerky, jerky, jerky, jerky, jerky, jerky, jerky, jerky, jerky, jerky, jerky, jerky, jerky, jerky, jerky, jerky, jerky, jerky, jerky, jerky, jerky, jerky, jerky, jerky, jerky, jerky, jerky, jerky, jerky, jerky, jerky, jerky, jerky, jerky, jerky, jerky, jerky, jerky, jerky, jerky, jerky, jerky, jerky, jerky, jerky, jerky, jerky, jerky, jerky, jerky, jerky, jerky, jerky, jerky, jerky, jerky, jerky, jerky, jerky, jerky, jerky, jerky, jerky, jerky, jerky, jerky, jerky, jerky, jerky, jerky, jerky, jerky, jerky, jerky, jerky, jerky, jerky, jerky, jerky, jerky, jerky, jerky, jerky, jerky, jerky, jerky, jerky, jerky, jerky, jerky, jerky, jerky jerky, jerky, jerky jerky, jerky jerky jerky jerky jerky jerky jerky jerky jerky jerky jerky jerky jerky jerky jerky jerky jerky jerky jerky jerky jerky jerky jerky jerky jerky jerky jerky jerky jerky jerky jerky jerky jerky jerky jerky jerky jerky jerky jerky jerky jerky jerky jerky jerky jerky jerky jerky jerky jerky jer Crank turned string instrument that looks like a sturdy violin. Oh, look hurly-brally, what are the clothes? It's fairly, hurly. Crank turned string instrument that looks like a violin. I know, I know. I know, I know.

I think it's a sturdy violin. Oh, it's sturdy. Brings with that word. It's sturdy, right? It's dirty and flirty. It's dirty and flirty. It's dirty and flirty. That's by a last one, by Marika.

And then finally, it is the last one by Marica and then finally it is last one I have Paul excuse me boy who perpetrated a veritable orgy of school yard kisses Forney kitty. Fucky. Fucky. Bucky Really? All of that is it orgy is orgy the word? For G for G and best for G it's from a rhyme Mm-hmm. The word, corgi, porgi and best. It's from a rhyme. Corgi, corgi, corgi.

They're written in a small. Mm-hmm. Yeah. What? No, I got it. You know what, you know I'm getting there in my brain. Can you repeat it for us? Get in and do it one more time.

I don't know, what is that man? That's right. Mirror, mirror. Oh no, well, are you singing Bismarkey? Humphie Dumpty. Sad on the wall. No. Rhymes of the orgy, orgy.

Porgy, porgy. Orgy, orgy. That's one of the words. Orgy. Oh, orgy, orgy. What's his name? George, orgy, orgy. George, orgy, orgy. George, orgy, orgy.

George, orgy, orgy. Let's be hard running around with a name that rhymes with orgy. Yeah. I'm sure nothing bad happened. That was my PG. All right. Thank you, PG, and thank you, Sandy, for all of those great little pussies. Anything to plug?

Oh, just come on to my Twitter and see more of these things every day. And what's your Twitter handler? Your Chelsea handler, I'm sorry. P-Z-L-R, and you can go to the mystery league. Actually, there's no the. Go to mysteryleague.com, and you can learn all about the stuff I do,

which is team-building puzzle activities and games. It's good stuff. I will say, and we haven't discussed this prior, so I don't mean to put you on the spot. I've played two or three of your home-brew escape rooms. So Sandy makes these like, basically like in a briefcase, take it out and it's everything you need to do like a... Yeah, it's like an escape game at a table.

Yes, and the two or three I've done are phenomenal. Thank you Do you have any plans to when you brought to my birthday party? Do you have any plans to do any more of those or take those ones that you made on the road or? Yeah, I occasionally take them on the road if a client brings me out to another city I'll try to put on a public event where I can sell tickets and To find out about those I have a newsletter called my dispatch, which is at dispatched at mystery league.com You can subscribe and put puzzles out there too. But to answer your other question, yeah, I'm actually in the final stages of my next one. Hell yeah. But I did the museum one and the like fantastic beast.

The brief one case one. Yeah. And those are two of the best. Having done escape the rooms in another, whatever else, those are two of the best ever. Thank you. Can I also plug the, do you do the last offender? Yeah. Yes. Last offender was a show, Escape Room type immersive experience that I did with the house theater in Chicago. And it'll be coming back eventually, hopefully soon.

But it has actually scheduled to open in Denver at the end of this month, like the last day of May, I think. Where can people in Denver go to find that information? That would be a good piece of information for me to ask. And what's the best? Okay, hold on a bit. The best dispensary in Denver. Hold on.

Now, that is a riddle. So if you are listening and you are in Denver. You go last defender Denver. Yeah, last defender Denver. Last defender. And that works for the rhyme scheme of today's puzzle. De- Last defender Denver.

DenverCenter.org is the Denver Center for the Performing Arts. Okay. And Sandy, we're just gonna have you stand over here by this cliff and we're gonna give you a tight little shove. Huh. Thanks for committing. We're committing. Cookies.

Munch munch. Thank you, Sandy. Thank you, my daddy. Oh, bye. Anything to plug. Do you have a call teachers daddy? Oh, me when they're good teachers. I feel like I remember in class kids calling the teacher mom. Yeah, that's an embarrassing thing. You don't recover from that in a

second. They're still in school. Addle. Anything to plug. I have too many things to plug. I want to plug Magic Tavern, which comes back season three starts on July 22nd. We recorded with a bunch of special guests and I'm very excited for that. So check that out, July 22nd, season three starts. We also have two Magic Tavern live shows in Indianapolis, coinciding with GenCon. That's August 2nd Friday. We have an 8pm and a 10pm show. Please check those out. We did those last year and it's so, so much fun. Also, I guess it on some podcast recently while I was in LA. So check out new appearances on off-book, Hollywood Handbook. How did this get played, which is a new

podcast about video games with Nick Weiger and Heather and Campbell. And also, I recorded a bonus episode with Voidge to the Stars, which was very fun. JP, see anything to plug? Let's see. Can you beat that? Let's see, is there anything that I have to plug? I'd like to plug all the same podcasts. I did all this as well. I'd like to plug out from the Magic Tevern.

I was asked to be on the podcast. I couldn't make it work with my schedule. And that's actually true. Never asked again. Could you tell me? I would, you know, you can follow me on Instagram at Shark Parkman, follow me at Twitter at JP so, fly, uh, Aaron. Um, follow me on Instagram at Aaron, Keef 10. Uh, I, a web series I filmed a while ago, um, and wrote and produced is coming out.

We're not coming out. We're just doing a night where we show the whole thing before we take it to festivals. And so I will promote that on my Instagram and then you can buy a ticket to watch my web series. And Aaron, do you mind there's some thin crust, hungry, how he's pizza there? Could you take a bite of that and just say

whatever comes to mind? Yum, Jupiter! Bye forever. This has been Hey, Rural Rural. Created by Adolf Refi. Bye forever! Moco created by M.O.B. Stargainers and M.O.N. The Force. Baby, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,