Hey Riddle Riddle - #58: Flirty Chef!

Starting point is 00:00:00 This is rip wrap. say riddle riddle this is this is rift wrap we also have dates and kiki that's my favorite one you've ever done what episode number is this 600 yes finally found the perfect in jail I can't wait until it's just a series of like riddles have layers shrek it's hey riddle riddle have you seen this riddle isdle riddle? It sounds like you are reading a newspaper while you're... Right in my dear, I don't give a riddle. What else? Far quad, more like riddles now. It's a riddle riddle.

Starting point is 00:01:14 Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy. Well, you know, we've, we've read out a good ideas for the show to do this. We ran out a long time ago, but we're here. Oh, I did have one joke I just thought of. Oh yeah? What if during an election, a state was called We ran out a long time ago, but we're here. Oh, I did have one joke I just thought of. Oh, yeah. What if during an election, a state was called a swing state?

Starting point is 00:01:31 Meruinsworth? For like, Winsworth? It's workshop. I didn't, I didn't have a 2020. I didn't have a 2020. For like Ohio. Okay. I think we should have called him.

Starting point is 00:01:41 I think we should have called him. Mike Myers there and have him call the swing state. Swing state, yeah. Is that fun? Anything to make this next election lighter? Yeah. I think we should call him. I think we should call him. I think we should call him. I think we should call him. I think we should call him. I think we should call him. I think we should call him. I think we should call him. I think we should call him. I think we should call him.

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Starting point is 00:02:25 Okay. Good that voting for RECCC. You're really an anarchist, are you? You're really an anarchist, are you? Some may just want to hold the world and to hate chocolate. We haven't recorded in a very long time. What did I miss?

Starting point is 00:02:42 It's been a while. I was, let's see, what, I was at GenCon. I just got back from GenCon. So it was KJ. And when you're hearing this, that'll be two and a half months later. But yes. Two and a half months. It was my favorite sitcom, Spinoff. 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And while I was watching it, they did one or two songs I didn't know.

Starting point is 00:03:26 And I was with some friends that I thought the funniest thing to do when you don't like a song is versus screaming or booing, is to just go, I guess. So every few songs I would go, I guess, but I was far enough away that they can hear me. Can it be original members? Is it ELO still?

Starting point is 00:03:45 It's called Jeff Lins ELO. So it's only Jeff Lins. Okay. And then I think the rest of the band was all fairly young. Yeah. And then at one point, he's saying, which is one of my favorite songs of all time, which I never thought I'd see live in my life,

Starting point is 00:03:59 because I'm good and die young. But I, catch it. Catch it. But Danny Harrison, George Harrison George Harrison son came out on stage And they sang handle with care the traveling will be I love that song My absolute very songs and I was like there's no way I'd ever here at live and then he he played with so is Jeff Lynn and and George Harrison son which is a better about it's close of collection as you can get because Dylan's the only one else alive I think do you remember the you remember the mid 2000s when all those artists like Jenny Lewis and maybe the guy

Starting point is 00:04:30 from Bright Eyes did a cover of that? Connor Obersd. Yeah, and Ben Gibber, that whole group of musicians and friends, folks, independent singers, they did a cover of that. I can check that out. I guess is what you yell at a concert when you don't know the song or care for it. And then we also, I had, I went for dinner and if you, if you ever pick up the tab at a dinner or lunch, you have to grab the receipt and then siss you take it and then look at the,

Starting point is 00:04:57 the bill and then just a lot of enough so people can hear you. But soft enough to where it seems sad, you just have to go, I'm ruined. I'm ruined. And then when somebody says something, they're like, did you need some, no, no, I got it. I said I got it. I'm ruined. I'm ruined.

Starting point is 00:05:15 James, what do you have about them? When, it's funny because when we're talking about little receipt bits that you do at breakfast this morning, before we placed, or no, we placed our orders and the server. Famously at breakfast at your friend Tiffany's house? Yes, I ordered diamonds. That was a waste of an order? Yeah, but we placed our orders and then the server said,

Starting point is 00:05:34 and is this gonna be one check or two? And I said, ask us at the end of the meal. That's pretty good, that's a fun little thing. That's great. That's a fun little thing. So do that, and then when you get the bill, I'm ruined. I'm ruined. That feels like a, what's it like a joke from a rest of the development thing?

Starting point is 00:05:51 Yeah, yeah. I'm ruined. I'm in a rest of it. So yeah, that's what I've been up to. I went to breakfast this morning. Aaron, what have you been up to? I was in Boston for two weeks. I was there. I was there. Exactly. weeks. I was there. I was there. I'm happy with the trip. Exactly. Yeah, the song Boston.

Starting point is 00:06:08 For half the trip, I was with my boyfriend and his family on vacation in Boston, which is bizarre, because I was like, I'm at home, but I'm not at home. And I was doing all touristy things. And the whole trip you were calling him, your Boston baked boy? Yeah. And then he broke up with me like 11 times on that trip.

Starting point is 00:06:23 And then the second half of the vacation, we met my whole family for the first time. How did that go? It was crazy. Okay, everybody listened. So my parents and his parents, him and I all went out to dinner together. He met parents and his parents, him and I. Hold on, do you want to get a piece of paper? I did a piece of paper.

Starting point is 00:06:42 His parents, my parents. And then the two of us all went out to dinner together. I'm gonna be a paper. I did a piece of paper. It's my parents. My parents. And then the two of us all went out to dinner together. And everyone sat down. And for five minutes, all four parents were speaking at the exact same time. Everyone was so nervous. Amazing. Awesome.

Starting point is 00:06:56 Oh, so scared. Oh, my gosh, I was so scared. Why were they nervous? Are parents nervous to meet other parents? Well, I think I got my parents in such a tizzy of like, don't embarrass me. Like, I was so scared. I saw my dad almost meet another dad once, tizzy of like, don't embarrass me. I was so scared. I saw my dad almost meet another dad once, but they had like, they made eye contact

Starting point is 00:07:09 and they both booked it in different directions. Oh, I know what happened there. It was him from the future. Yeah. Can't occupy the same space. So, they were, they were, they were, nerve, yeah, I think that they just were like, because I've known my boyfriend for like five years.

Starting point is 00:07:23 And I think we've been hearing so much. You know what I mean? Like they just were, in my parents, they're nervous and didn't want to let me down. Did they have like a, in the Venn diagram of conversation, was there a set that was like, they had the most overlap for conversation?

Starting point is 00:07:36 Yeah, that's a good question. They loved talking about like being Catholic and Irish. Oh, fun. Yeah, so that's fun. Huh. We'll beat that out. Yeah. No, but. Yeah, so that's fun. Huh. We'll beat that out. Yeah. No, but like talking about,

Starting point is 00:07:48 they love talking about big, and doing a bit. Like growing up with that kind of background and how ridiculous it can be sometimes. Did he meet Mitch? He did meet Mitch and he loved Mitch. Foldies, foldies. Well, my boyfriend was nice enough

Starting point is 00:08:02 and I was nice enough too to take my niece out of daycare for a day And we watched her for it an entire day and it was the best day ever and then Mitch came home and bought Going on in here. Yeah, why do I do have my baby? 554 FUM I smell the blood of an Irish Catholic Welcome, Sean really liked Mitch, so I guess egg on all of our faces, huh? Matt. Well, he threw an egg at us, so yeah. And I guess you got a little splash back on you since we were in such close proximity. We got eggs on all of our faces.

Starting point is 00:08:34 Well, speaking of getting a total facial... Let's do riddles. Wait, wait, wait, wait. We'll be put out. No, my facial. My traditions are flawless. All right, let's wait, wait. We'll be put out. No, bye. Facial. But traditions are flawless. All right, let's say the back. We're not speaking of being totally covered in cum.

Starting point is 00:08:53 Wait, wait, wait, I have one thing. Oh. I came in with a game that I made up while walking home, very stone from yellow. Okay. And I wanted us to play one round. I know. And I'll go the first round so that you can think up

Starting point is 00:09:03 one you want to do. Okay. So the game is, boy, what's the funniest song? If you listen to Hyrule Riddler, you have very low expectations. This game is so big. The game is what's the funniest lyric you can sing and you don't want to sing a whole song, but just like a lyric or two, what's the funniest lyric you can think to sing in the voice of this Muppet Swedish chef? Can you give me the voice of the Muppet Swedish chef just like Okay, so I'll go first and this is the one that that made me laugh that made myself crack up laughing when I was

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Starting point is 00:10:21 We can. We can. We can. We can. We can. We can. We can. We can. We can. We can. We can. We can. You get these sweetest. Yeah, why is he singing in the middle of that? That is that sounds like that YouTube of that the person who started singing the raw word to the national anthem like it was a some baseball game or hockey game. Yeah. Oh my god. Oh pain. James you got one Just pain. Oh So any lyric the funniest lyric to sing in the voice of the Swedish chef Eepers making

Starting point is 00:10:42 me What's up? Who neck ribbon? Oh, I think There's my God Leach I'm dying. Mercy's playground little Mark's

Starting point is 00:11:01 In a mercy This is the most fun game. Thank you, Adel. Yeah. Oh yes, KJ, go ahead. KJ, KJ, KJ, KJ is coming in. What an honor. KJ has something. He was so fun. Right.

Starting point is 00:11:14 Let's have them come on this way. Okay, here we go. This is KJ Adel's playing the game, best lyric in your voice of the Swedish chef. Flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, flirty, Yeah, it's top and for KJ since since we have one for everybody For them what are we doing we're gonna do That's stop it's gonna be a bad stop KJ. What the fuck was that? What's all was that? Let's do it again. Here's here's my one caveat You have to do something else and say the word flirty.

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Starting point is 00:12:39 Flirty, Flirty, Nuremberg. Disliver, but dear, Furber. Uh, okay, so, up, people will never recover. Inflator, disfifififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififififif Chef Flirty. Yeah, Chef Flirty. It has to be acapella though, no backing track. And Flirty is spelled up. Although, if you can find it, Gary, you'll keep asking. He's got a bit of a joke. Flirty is spelled like 24-wishers. What are we just garaging, math?

Starting point is 00:13:12 Yeah, F-L-I-R-T-1. V-E-V-E-V-R-E-V-L-E. Chef Flirty. Now, I assume that all of our listeners have stopped listening. The only people that could possibly still be listening at this point are the people who subscribe to the Patreon because they're used to this at this point. Oh, wait, this isn't a Patreon. Oh, I'm sorry, I used to

Starting point is 00:13:27 hashtag Birdie Fruits Birdie. Oh my god. But we are going to move along and do some actual riddles. I know people are kind of riddle. It's kind of a riddle. You're right. Just like, if you make any kids at kids movie, if you make a kid watch it. Yeah. You're just like my dad who used to make us kind of pancakes growing up. Oh my god. Dad, this is $20. That's kind of pancakes. It's got to pancakes.

Starting point is 00:13:49 Get a job. I was in an army war. That just made me so happy. Holy shit. Yeah, these are in line with my favorite warm up riddles. These are seemingly from a riddle book that someone found. This is, I don't know, you didn't give me permission to use your name. So I'll just say this is from Simon, Simon email this in. And Simon says, I found this 1959 book in a ditch and that's where it belongs. All the riddles are bad and many are also racist. Here are some of the better and then in quotes,

Starting point is 00:14:22 better, in quotes, in parentheses, and quotations, better riddles. So these are the best riddles of a- These are the best racist, you know. Of a terrible book. I'm hoping that Simon chose to exclude the racist ones. Yeah, hopefully you screen these. Well, of course not.

Starting point is 00:14:37 I would take just a modicum of effort that I don't possess. We'll keep these out. Why is the letter V like a young girl? Why is the letter V like a young girl? Why is the letter V like a young girl? Because it's most of a triangle. It comes to a point. Oh boy. Get to the point young girl. Why is the letter V like a young girl? So what let's build backwards. Okay. What do young girls have in 1959?

Starting point is 00:15:12 Pig tails, ponytails? It's ponytails for body. Pooves, dreams, thoughts. No, addles on the right track with ponytails. Ponytails. Yeah, tails about ponies. So this is a. The letter V, Can it be?

Starting point is 00:15:27 So it's, I could change this up and not do young girl. I could say, why is the letter V like Romeo and Juliet? Get out of this joke. Why is the letter V like Romeo and Juliet? They're both dead. They're both. You and W. Why is the letter V like Romeo and Juliet? They're both dead. They're both you and W and love. Is it the letters that are around it you and W? It's a letter thing, but it's not about the letters that are around it. Why and W? Mm-hmm. Romeo and Juliet, RJ, RJ Garence. I don't know. We need a better hand. Why is the letter V like Beyonce and Jay-Z?

Starting point is 00:16:03 Madly in love. What, why is that? Why is the letter V like Beyonce and Jay-Z? Madeline Love. What, why is that? Crazy in love. They're both in love. Yes. Okay, I get it. The letter V is in love and so I say. It's because it is always in love.

Starting point is 00:16:14 Yeah, couples help, but not you know. Yeah. Because I was thinking like six. Like I was thinking like, uh... No, I think what this means is like, it's 1959, so, uh, a girl's destiny is to get married. I wasn't always in love when I was young. You were a child?

Starting point is 00:16:29 Who's poster is you have in your wall? You were a child in the 59s. I had Monty Python posters and Gaster posters. Oh boy. Oh boy. I wasn't always in love. Were you ever in love? Were you ever in love?

Starting point is 00:16:43 Were you ever in love? No, I nearly cried. I will introduce you to Don't I'll be too nervous. I'll completely blind. I want to see a scene. Aaron, you are a child who has

Starting point is 00:16:58 mind on both her love wall. This is a flashback. And JPC, you are just reminded you of your life. You are her dad trying to coax her into more like a young, what a young child should have in their walls in terms of like the new kids on the blocker. Aaron, I gotta be like, and sink her back through your puts.

Starting point is 00:17:16 Let's say that she's like seven or eight. Seven or eight, okay, gotcha. Dad, I rearranged my room, do you like it? Yeah, honey, I love it. I love what you've done. I, I just sure that these are the posters that you won up in your room. Sweetheart. They're my heroes. Monty Python is your heroes?

Starting point is 00:17:35 Uh-huh. Um, I love protecting them. Okay. Yeah, they're my heroes. I'm sure. I'm gonna work on it. The dead bird. The dead bird. The dead bird.

Starting point is 00:17:44 The dead bird. The dead bird. The dead bird. The dead bird. The dead bird. I got the dead bird. I mean, yes. There's a ton of good sketches in there, but honey, what about... We cut to the dad looking around the room, naming some of the other posters on the wall. They're just wildly inappropriate for a young woman. I mean, this is a poster from the major motion picture of American History of X. Is this something that you would really want to display

Starting point is 00:18:03 on your, I mean, granted Edward Norton's a fantastic character actor, but this is the work that you want to remember him by. It's not even necessarily the movie. It's the art for the movie. Okay. Boy, oh boy, oh boy. And it's sort of the message of the movie. What, you didn't want this?

Starting point is 00:18:18 How do you want this on your wall? This is a full page hamburger helper ad from the Sunday newspaper featuring, I guess it's an oven mitt or is it a glove? Okay, well, I need to have something on the wall that I'm attracted to. Okay. I just, I want you to be, I want you to be, okay, what about this? This is- You want me to be, you want me to be, I'm telling you who I am.

Starting point is 00:18:44 This wall is who I am. And if you want to have a blown up novelization of resputin' on your wall, I want you to have that. If it makes you happy, but I just don't want you to pretend to be something that you're not. Okay, I'll just start taking these posters down. No, honey, you don't have to do that. The American History X-Wat does need to go. That one, and see.

Starting point is 00:19:08 Oh, that was really sweet. You should take off. I want to see fan art of Aaron getting married to the glove from the hamburger pepper. Yeah. No, but I also, in that, it's like not just our marriage, but like later when we have kids, and you get to decide what the kids look like.

Starting point is 00:19:24 And it's just like a human body with a hand on its head. Oh, or? I don't know. Or just that hand with like human legs. Ew. Oh, brother. What is taller sitting down, then standing up? What is taller sitting down?

Starting point is 00:19:39 Sitting down, then standing up. A chair. No. I'm tired. Is it a type of human? No, it's not a type of human. Is it alive? It's alive, yes, and it's not a pun. Oh, a giraffe.

Starting point is 00:19:52 Nope. Wow. Shitting on on the dress face. Oh boy. Yeah, this is a giraffe giving another giraffe a piggyback ride. Yeah, this is a book from the 59. Or all about giraffes eating each other out. Oh, it was 59, I'm sorry, I missed her.

Starting point is 00:20:05 Six and a half. Yeah. Well, famously when a draft gets eaten out, it gets taken to the fucking end. And the angel gets his wings and gets to go to a toy for the rest of its life. What is taller sitting down than standing up? Something living.

Starting point is 00:20:19 I interacted with one today. Crocodile. The train. The living train. I'm taller. It's living, it is alive. Oh, a giant.codile. Patrain. Living trails. It's living, it is alive. Oh, a giant. A dog.

Starting point is 00:20:28 A dog. A dog is taller, sitting down, then standing up. When can't a frog croak? Dead. One instead. Wait, it does croak one instead. When is alive? When can't a frog croak?

Starting point is 00:20:40 Oh, Lord, I don't love this answer. Oh, jeez, I don't know. When it's eating rib dips, I'm ribbets. No, so think about this in terms of when can't a frog croak? There's a phrase. There's a phrase. There's a frog in his throat. When there's a human's throat.

Starting point is 00:20:59 Is that it? It specifically says when he has a man in his throat. Oh. There's gotta be a better phrasing than that. It specifically says when he has a man in his throat There's got to be better phrasing than that has to be a better phrasing than that I want to see a scene JPC you have just written you're you're writing for the golden girls okay in the I don't know 80s 70s and Aaron you're a Line script supervisor and you have taken umberbridge with one of the lines that JPC wrote. Okay.

Starting point is 00:21:29 And I'm my pop in this beehars. I don't get it. I think the joke will play. Do you have any idea the audience for the show and who's on the show and what the show's about. I'm assuming since I write for the show it's just people like me that watch it. All right I want you in. All right. Okay. Okay. All right. Good talk. You're good. No. No. No. Come back over here. We're not done. You're going to read the line that you wrote in the voice of an old woman and then you tell me if it sounds okay.

Starting point is 00:22:03 And be respectful. I'm so it sounds okay. And be respectful. I'm so sorry. I will absolutely be respectful. Hmm. I want to get down on some of that young dick. Sounds good to me. What? That's actually not the line that we're talking about.

Starting point is 00:22:16 Love that line. Okay. It's the other one. Is that for me or Ruma clan of hand? See. No. Um. If you were painting a picture, what color would you use for the sun? I'm gonna have to. I've seen that. I've seen that. I've seen that. I've seen that. I've seen that.

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Starting point is 00:23:01 What color were you used for the sun and wind two different colors? Red and black red and black. Oh, explain to your work black and yellow. So black. Yeah, so Wiz Khalifa joke from 59 yellow green blue purple. No, are there any of those colors? No. Wait, blue. Did you say yes, blue is one of them. Blue for wind. Oh, look, because it's blue. So be yellow and blue. What's the color that represents? Orange and blue.

Starting point is 00:23:30 What's the color for the sun? Violet. Violet for the sun. So you got wind. Wind is blue. Blue and blue. Oh, because it blue. Yeah, because of homonym.

Starting point is 00:23:41 Oh, oh. So the sun, the blank, and the wind blue. Heat hot. The sun, blank, and the homonym. Oh, oh, the sun blank and the wind blue heat hot the sun blank and the wind blue purple the shown So blue is also past tense. So we're in the past tense Green so Aaron what color is shine? It's like sort of a violin Indigo.

Starting point is 00:24:06 It's not the color that a son would be. Yeah, but I'm trying to think of what color. Oh, I got you. In Roji Biv, would represent a past tense thing the son does. So the son sets. Set. And the son also. Bump and spikes.

Starting point is 00:24:21 Yes, Aaron rises. Past tense. Rose. Thank you, Moonfowl. Boo! Bump and spikes. Yes, Aaron rises. Past tense rose You could lead a horse to water, but you can't make them happy who do in riddles Yeah, the sun rose and the wind blew yeah exactly I speak while we're on a roll Why do weeping willows weep because patty climb? Because what because patty climb? Because patty climb weep because Weeping Willows Weep. Because Patsy Cline. Cause what? Cause Patsy Cline.

Starting point is 00:24:46 Cause Patsy Cline. Weeping Willows Weep because... You don't know that song? I do know that song. Is that song? And... You could do it, you could do it. Don't you know?

Starting point is 00:24:55 I was gonna say you're not, well no, you're not close with that joke answer. But there's a rhyme in it that's close, but that's not how we do it. Why do weep? Why do weeping Willows Weep? Kind of tree. It's a kind of tree that's close, but that's not how we do. Why do weep? Why do weeping willows weep? Kind of tree. It's a kind of tree.

Starting point is 00:25:08 You're familiar with weeping willows? Because they're sappy. That's a really good guess. Yeah. And an anaphanjok, but it's not it. Because they can't get to the root of their problems. No. Again, we're on puns.

Starting point is 00:25:20 Do they want to be leafed alone? Oh, because they got fucked over by their boyfriend. Okay. You think that's the answer for 59? No, it's not it. Oh, I heard 69. Yeah, it's okay. Oh, give us give us a hand. Okay, so they're sad for another type of tree. They're sad because maple. Mm-hmm. Because they're pining for. Pining for another tree. They're pining for cones. because maple, because pine. They're pining for another tree. They're pining for cones. There's so sorry for pine trees, that pine.

Starting point is 00:25:48 They feel sorry, I'm sorry, for pine trees, that pine. Put this back in the ditch you found it. Okay, we're almost done, but we don't wanna ditch all of these riddles. What can you swallow? That can also swallow you. We'll be on that frog, Joe. I'd say a frog.

Starting point is 00:26:06 Water. Water, correct, Aaron. What ship has no captain, but two mates? Friendship. Friendship. Fuck ship. Friendship, I want to see a scene. Or courtship.

Starting point is 00:26:16 Depends on a courtship. Yeah, how you take a mate. I want to see a scene. You are two sailors on the sea. OK. And you're both, you really want to be each other the sea, and you're both, you really wanna be each other's friends, but you're both a little nervous because like adult friendship can be tricky.

Starting point is 00:26:30 Oh, tie up the mast. Ty, and rig the bow. Tie up the mast. Yeah, tie up the mast. Sorry, sorry. Can I be honest with you? Yeah, yeah. I don't know what the fuck I'm doing on this shit.

Starting point is 00:26:41 I don't either. I read a book called Notacole. Yeah. You said tie up the mast and that's something that I said a couple days ago and someone looked at me really weird. Really? I think I probably heard it from you. Yeah, it may be. Can I be honest?

Starting point is 00:26:53 Yeah. Can you actually sit next to me and we don't look at each other so we can replicate Catholic confessional? Do you want to just step into the ship's Catholic confessional? This is an Irish Catholic ship. Sure. I'm just nervous. Have you seen Fleabag? What's up confessional. This is an Irish Catholic ship. Sure. I'm just nervous. Have you seen Fleabag?

Starting point is 00:27:07 What's up? Have you seen Fleabag? I've seen Fleabag. Yes. The hot breeze. I can't step into one of these confessional's without getting a little hard and wet. Oh yeah.

Starting point is 00:27:16 Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Not that I want there to be any sort of hot breeze thing between the two of us. Oh no, no. Well, we're both sailors. Sure. Do you know what kind of ship has? of pot-presting between the two of us. Oh, no, no, no, we're both sailors. The ship. Do you know what kind of ship has,

Starting point is 00:27:27 no, doesn't float. Mm-hmm. And I don't. Do you want to be a friend? Want to be in a relationship with your friend? No, a friendship, a friend. A friend, a friend. A friend, a friend, a friend.

Starting point is 00:27:41 Yeah. Yeah, I could be in a friendship. I mean, adult friendships are hard and weird and it's like wind and wind. Yes! Yes! Oh, I'm sorry, see you with the yelling on it. Jean Simmons is boarding the ship.

Starting point is 00:27:53 Oh my gosh. See. Yeah. All right, Aaron, this one I know that you'll get. Wind due dashhounds have eight legs. Dashhounds? Dashhounds. Wind due dashhounds have eight legs? Dashhounds? Dashhounds. When do dashhounds have eight legs?

Starting point is 00:28:08 When they're on top of one another one. Yeah, when there are two of them. When there are two of them. That's great. When they're on a flight, and that has a flight. A flight house. For what man does everyone...

Starting point is 00:28:19 When was the answer? When there are two of them. Do them. You got it. For what man does everyone remove his hat? For what man? Oh, linking because it's weird. Because you guys shot in the back of the head.

Starting point is 00:28:29 Yeah, you have to take your hat off for him. God. Oh, missed Uncle Sam. I will only take my hat off for God, so which is why I remove it in church. In church, oh. No, it's not God. What man does everyone remove his hat?

Starting point is 00:28:44 For what man does everyone remove his hat? For what man does everyone remove his hat? Dr. Winter. I don't know. No, think about this. In order for this man to do their job, you can't be where you're at. Barber. I wanna see a scene.

Starting point is 00:29:00 Aaron, you're going into a barbershop. Atle, you are gonna be playing the barber. Two minute, Mike. Aaron, you want a haircut, but you are refusing to take your hat off and you want him to cut around the hat. OK, we should down on the chair here. My name is Two-minute Mike, and it's not for the reason you think.

Starting point is 00:29:17 Because I love eggs. I'd like a haircut, please. Oh, that's fine. I mean, that's why you're here. Let's have it. Yeah. But OK, what's why you're here. Let's have you get it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But okay, what's going on here? You just tried to take off my hat.

Starting point is 00:29:29 Oh yeah, I just need to get it. You sound like a Russian aquarabat. What? In the 1930s. Just trying to avoid getting my hat taken off. You just cut around, you just cut around it. Cut around the hat? Definitely nothing weird under my hat.

Starting point is 00:29:42 I just want to make this clear that there's absolutely, absolutely nothing weird under my hat. I just want to make this clear that there's absolutely, absolutely nothing weird underneath my hat. Oh, sweet heart. If I cut around the hat, I'm going to give you a bowl cut. Fine, let it be a bowl cut then. Huh? Hey! Ring ring!

Starting point is 00:29:59 Your hat is ringing. Excuse me, everyone. On the part of me just, officer know, just doing a quick neighborhood patrol. Mike, I gotta tell you, we're on the lookout for a woman who just robbed the city bank. Stole a whole bunch of nickels, and we're really looking to get those nickels back. So if you see anything suspicious, you do hula, man. Oh, that's my horse. She's still the necklaces.

Starting point is 00:30:26 They were under her hat. That you answered your own riddle, Aaron. Oh, this next one also has a policeman. Ben, tell if you're making a Chad Kroger joke. Why is a policeman like a crack in a bench? Why is a policeman like a crack in a bench? Ooh, why is a policeman like a crack in a bench? Why is a policeman like a crack in a bench? This is awful.

Starting point is 00:30:52 Because they both divide us? That's very close. Because they cause a rift in social fabric. No, no, no, no, we're on the rug track. Why is a policeman like a crack in a bench? I don't know I don't even I this one makes me sad to see I'm gonna From 1959 I'm gonna tell you what this one is and you tell me what you think it means Okay, why is a policeman like a crack in a bench? They will both pinch you if you park wrong

Starting point is 00:31:24 What does that mean? Oh, pinch means like rest, right? Oh, and park means to sit, I guess, and that kind of like. Yeah. So I think you've got to walk a long way all this one. I think in the 50s, that was like a term for like you got here. You got pinched by the cops like you got arrested or something. I would have never gotten that. Yeah, I mean, it's like an instinct you get pinched, right? Yeah, the pinch part made sense to me, but if you park wrong, does that mean, oh, yeah, yeah, I'm not gonna spend any more time analyzing

Starting point is 00:31:53 this motherfucker. Here's almost the last one. What should an envelope do when you lick it? Say thank you. Close. Smoky cigarette? No. you close. Smoky cigarette. No. Call you.

Starting point is 00:32:07 Make a record. Make a record. No. Lick you back. We're super cake. Yeah. It says, if you lick the envelope, the envelope should at least lick you or at least offer.

Starting point is 00:32:20 And then you could say, no, I'm too tired. Gave you some. You're all right. Honk something. You're right. Uncle. Beep. Get a little stickier. Why shouldn't envelope do when you lick it? It should shut up and say nothing. Is that what the answer is?

Starting point is 00:32:36 That's the answer to this riddle. Wow! And Simon says I am so sorry at the end of their email. And then Simon also included a photo, which has one more riddle in it, which says, what did one tonsil say to the other tonsil? I hope we don't strap throughout. What did one tonsil say to the other tonsil?

Starting point is 00:33:02 You get removed? Yeah, pretty much. It's better get ready. The doctor is taking us out. So I guess it's like taking them out on a date. I want to say a second. OK. Dr. JPC, you're a doctor, and Aaron, you

Starting point is 00:33:18 are something that Dr. JPC has removed from a patient, and he has taken you on a date. I've never been to such a nice restaurant before. Yes, this is one of my favorite, technically a chain, but it's my favorite crab shack that I've ever been to in my life. Have you ever been on a date with a bladder before? I've been on a date with a couple people who bladder on and on again.

Starting point is 00:33:46 Oh, I peed a little. Oh, it's no worries. That's just your sphincter reacting in a natural way. Oh my gosh, you know so much about me. Well, every opening in a body is a sphincter. Welcome, folks, to Crab on My Hater's Great Fortnight. Of course, in the name we have Crab, so that is our specialty. That's the specialty. Yes. We also have a Dulleshoes lemonade today. It's the right for lemonade. It is seasonal. I'll have a Merlot and the lady will have a big glass of bile

Starting point is 00:34:15 Okay, please Merlot some bile. Oh, I forget. We also do have a cum sandwich on the menu. Oh No, thank you. That's how it's- I'll have the cum sandwich. I'll have the cum sandwich. Then we'll be taking that to go. I'm seeing it. Ew. Maybe our greatest work yet.

Starting point is 00:34:35 Well speaking of cum sandwich, I'm hungry. We're gonna take a quick break. And we'll be right back with more rib bleeds and cookies. I'm sure all of our sponsors love getting to the break by hearing Speaking of Cubs sandwich. We're gonna take a very normal break. We're gonna take a very normal break. We're gonna take a very normal break. We're gonna take a very normal break.

Starting point is 00:34:53 We're gonna take a very normal break. We're gonna take a very normal break. We're gonna take a very normal break. We're gonna take a very normal break. We're gonna take a very normal break. We're gonna take a very normal break. We're gonna take a very normal break. We're gonna take a very normal break.

Starting point is 00:35:03 We're gonna take a very normal break. We're gonna take a very normal break. We're gonna take a very normal break. We're gonna take a very normal break. We're gonna take a very normal break. We'll be right back. Hey, GPC. Uh, uh, yeah. You're not in trouble. I just need help. I'm, um, pranking Atal. And I'm setting up a website to prank him. Okay. Um, okay. I just need some advice.

Starting point is 00:35:25 This podcast is sponsored by Squarespace. I'm not I'm not mad at you. We're pranking at all. Squarespace is the only one website platform for entrepreneurs to stay in doubt and to see it online. Whether you're just starting out or managing a growing brand, Squarespace makes it easy to create a beautiful website. It engaged with your audience. And so let me think for products to cut into time all in one place all on your terms. Hey, Otto, come here. Come here. Come here. Hey, what's what's going on? I actually, I want to prank GPC and I want to set up a whole website to prank him. Do you have anything that like is there like a online store that could set up on my website to sell products?

Starting point is 00:36:06 Did you know that with Squarespace you can have custom merch. You can easily sell custom merchant create passive income stream that engages your audience and scales your brand, design your products and production and inventory and shipping are handled for you saving you time and money. What is happening? Okay. Um, wait, what's going on with that all? What is happening? Okay. Wait, what's going on with that all? Oh, nothing, nothing. I'm just setting up a very normal Squarespace website, not a prank thing. No, he's gonna shoot you.

Starting point is 00:36:31 And I'm gonna use analytics. Use insights to grow my business and learn where my site visits and sales are coming from. That's pretty cool. I'm gonna improve my website and build marketing strategy based on top keywords our popular products and content on my prank website. The prank's a tool of me. Whoa, that's awesome, Aaron. I'm glad you're using Squarespace. strategy based on top keywords are popular products and content on my prank website to prank activity. Whoa, that's awesome, Aaron. I'm glad you're using Squarespace.

Starting point is 00:36:47 Did you say what the website was for? I can't remember what the website was for. No, the website was for. Prank. With Squarespace. Yes, with. You can connect to your store to Vedent Third Party tools to extend the functionality of your website.

Starting point is 00:37:04 Hey, hey, JPC, hey JPC. What's up, battle? I can't believe we pranked Aaron with our little boy routine. Dude, we got her. Anyway, if you want to prank Aaron with your little boy routine, head to squarespace.com for a free trial and when you're ready to launch, go to squarespace.com slash riddle to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. Oh, she's back, she's back.

Starting point is 00:37:24 Hey Aaron. Hey, Erin, Erin, can we go to grandma's house? Wait, I've been pranked. But how? I don't know. This show is sponsored by BetterHelp. Hey, Adel and JPC, thank you for meeting me in the middle of the woods here. I am sort of at an impasse. I can't decide whether or not to go this way or this way. I'm having a hard time choosing a path. You know, there never truly is a middle of the woods. Isn't it funny to think about something like that?

Starting point is 00:37:56 There never truly is a middle of the woods. No, this is the middle. Okay, this is it. Addle, can you help? Yeah, actually, so as per Robert Frost, I don't know if you know his poems. He has a poem called Better Help. I believe this is written in the 1800s,

Starting point is 00:38:09 but it still stands true today more than ever. Aaron, you should try Better Help. Have you heard of this? You seen this? Mm-hmm. Because sometimes Aaron in life were faced with tough choices, and the path forward isn't always clear.

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Starting point is 00:38:36 Mmm, and better help is entirely online, so it's designed to be convenient, flexible, and suited to your schedule. I've been using it for several years and it suits the way that my brain works way better than traditional therapy ever did. And when Aaron says traditional therapy, just so everyone's clear, what she means is tricking two of her friends to coming to the middle of the woods, even though there isn't truly the concept of the middle of the woods. Isn't that fun? All you have to do is just fill out a brief questionnaire to get matched with a license therapist And you can switch therapists at any time for no additional charge. Hey Aaron a gps putting down bread crumbs and then immediately picking them up and eating them Dirty bread crumbs

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Starting point is 00:39:59 I know it's JPC's birthday, and we're all so excited to talk about him, but I wanna talk about my favorite, my favorite thing in the world Oh, and that is the app rocket money. Oh Yeah, Aaron. That's one of my favorite things as well Mm-hmm rocket money is a personal finance app that finds and cancels your unwanted subscriptions Monitors your spending and helps you lower your bills all in one place

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Starting point is 00:41:49 and do riddles for everyone. So I have some prepared. Are y'all ready? You're enchanting world, you ribbons. Thank you, sweetest chef. No need for needful. We never know, never, never, never, never need for. Perdue, do you, fever, or do you need fuel?

Starting point is 00:42:10 This shows become unlistenable. I'm insane, and you're all my puppets. I'm ready. We're right for shallows parody. This is, this being released, what it is, perfect timing, perfect timing on that. And again, we are sorry that Bradley Cooper died. Jesus! Well, I hope, can you imagine if he was actually dead and how lucky I would be?

Starting point is 00:42:37 Oh my God. If he died, my heart goes out to the people who make the Avengers because like, how are they going to keep Rocket Raccoon going? Yeah. Oh my God. Also, he's a human being. What's up? Rocket? No, he's not. He's a Raccoon. Oh, you're talking about Groot. Because Groot's a tree. Oh, Groot, him's a tree. Susie regularly writes and destroys messages to herself. Susie sucks. Usually people write such known as as reminders, such as in calendars. But Suzy never expects to forget what was in the messages. Why write them, Suzy?

Starting point is 00:43:10 Suzy's life is... Message in a bottle. Message in a Suzy. The movie and the Memento's based off Suzy's life. Every day she wakes up she has no recollection, she has to remind herself of what's going on. And they were like, yeah, but that doesn't work for a movie, so it has to be to two. So message in a bottle and Suzie's in Momento are the two that are currently on. Well, the way you say them back to us, things that sound like, well, you're on.

Starting point is 00:43:37 That shitty answers. What is it? Read it again. So Suzie writes letters to herself, or messages to herself. Yes. Suzie regularly writes herself or messages to herself. Yes. Susie regularly writes and destroys messages to herself. Usually people write such notes as reminders, such as in calendars,

Starting point is 00:43:53 but Susie never expects to forget what was in the messages. Why write them? You're going to love this answer. She doing homework. She's not doing homework. That's that is a good guess, but she's no, she's not doing homework. I can give you several hints. Does she work at a post-it factory? And she has to test the product. I work at a post-it factory. No, that'd be insane in these

Starting point is 00:44:17 are my puppets, but no, she does not work at a post-it factory. Although I do want to see a scene. Aaron, you are going to be the boss at a post at factory. Adel, you are working at the post at factory. And Aaron is about to fire you for misuse of the post ats. You want to see me? Yeah, Jeff, come on and take a seat. Okay. I noticed that you're not wearing clothes,

Starting point is 00:44:44 and you are wearing post-its. Yeah. Was there a problem? Did you want to talk to me about that? Did you pay for these post-its or is this company property? Listen, I was told, or I guess shown by example, when I got here, that everyone just takes office. Oh, this is not covering enough.

Starting point is 00:44:59 This is not covering enough. This is not covering enough. I've been told that the office's applies are okay to take and we make office supplies. So let me be honest with you. My post- poses post-its I drive to work in a plane. I mean I post it. How? How? Well, I can't fly it so I drive it I live in the post house. We cut to your post at house where you are coming home to your post to wife Posty you're the only love of my life

Starting point is 00:45:22 Okay, I looked you now look me back I love all my life. Okay, I look to you and I look me back. See you! See you! So here are some hints for you for this riddle. Just, she showed them to someone else, perhaps because they are cue cards for a newscaster. No.

Starting point is 00:45:41 Are the messages intermediate steps in mathematical calculations are part of the process of encoding secret data? No. Are they intermediate steps in an electronic message handling process that is familiar to the public? Yes. Facts? No, facts would be a great guess.

Starting point is 00:46:00 It's a what's that's familiar to the public? Are they intermediate steps in an electronic message handling process that's familiar to the public are they intermediate steps in an electronic message hand or process that is familiar to the public no facts and more scot are not correct. Does she does she do those caricature doodles by the boardwalk? Like what you ask the public is very familiar with those caricature doodles by the boardwalk. It's like you playing tennis every city if you're a city character doodles by the boardwalk. It's like you play in tenants. Every city, if you're a city that doesn't have a boardwalk, you can go fuck yourself. Fuck yourself. I'm from Chicago, America.

Starting point is 00:46:31 I'm from Chicago. I care about one thing and one thing only, Navy Pier, where I go to eat my deep dish pizza, Bubba gum shrimp. Do you know that they do fireworks at Navy Pier every Wednesday and Friday? Yes. I don't know that until like a month ago. That's wild. And we have a friend of the podcast,

Starting point is 00:46:49 our friend Rush lives right next to Navy Pier. So he probably sees those fireworks all the time. Oh yeah. That's wild. It blew my mind. I was there. Oh, you shouldn't get your mind anywhere near the fireworks. That put them right by it.

Starting point is 00:47:00 To my head so I could hear them. But yeah, I was like, what? Is this always here? Is this every night? And then I could hear them. But yeah, I was like, what? Is this always here? Is this every night? And then I looked it up. We saw the musical six the other night, and it must have been a Wednesday. It was a Wednesday, because we were driving home

Starting point is 00:47:13 from Navy Pier and we saw fireworks. Did you like it? We only saw a couple fireworks go off, and I don't. No, no, no, the musical. I hate the idea of fireworks. Did I see no, no, no, the musical? I didn't, but I love seeing. You didn't like six.

Starting point is 00:47:26 Who's in it? He would have talked about it. Here's my thing, my whole thing with six. My whole thing with the musical six. And this is JPC 6.5. Should have been five. Yeah, should have been five. No, I thought it was great.

Starting point is 00:47:38 It was very fun. It was a fun musical. I will say that in the musical six, it's like these six women who all, pretty much each have their own song There was a weird like I think that was like a weird light cue where you thought something else was going to happen at the end of the The Britney Spears aren't you on a Grande person song at the end of that song no one clapped oh wow because We I think the audience thought something else was going to happen, because there was a very striking light pose,

Starting point is 00:48:07 and then the performer kind of moved a little, and I thought she was going to go into like a different part of the song, and then it was an awkward moment, and then it just... The music was like something... Yeah, I didn't happen many of the times I thought. But I was thinking about it, and I was like, that has to stay with you, because she had to continue performing the show. You don't have to leave the stage in that show. She'll be haunted by that forever. Well, I'm just thinking like after the show,

Starting point is 00:48:29 you'd wanna be like, hey, Kate, I'm so sorry. Like that sucks. Like Mariah was also watching the show with me and she kept trying to like clap more for that performer. I do the same thing. I'm like, come on everyone. Like at the end when she like did her like little verse and like the very last song where I was like clapping for it. I'm like, come on, everyone. Like at the end, when she did her little verse and the very last song where I was clapping for it,

Starting point is 00:48:48 I was like, it's over. Ever in to see you seen? Aaron was just on Broadway in whatever musical that Aaron might be in. No, no. JPC during the show, something really embarrassing or awkward happened. And you're a paying audience member who's

Starting point is 00:49:04 at the stage door to try and comfort her afterwards to make her feel better. Actors coming out, actors coming out. Eh, Ehren? Ehren? Ehren, just trying to get... No, I saw the show. I really, really loved what you did.

Starting point is 00:49:20 If you don't have to do this. No, I tell them. Can I just say, I don't. Can I can I just say I Would never have the courage to do what you do on stage. I'm I'm an accountant and last year someone came into my office and They I was trying to swivel my computer screen around to show them the taxes that that I was doing for them and I also hit myself in the mouth of the computer screens and knocked all my teeth out. And I was so embarrassed.

Starting point is 00:49:52 And I was so embarrassed, but you know what? It gets better because it didn't just... You didn't do it in front of all those people. No, but it was in front of my whole office and these people, they'll all leave and they'll never come back and see this show, but I had to do it in front of people that I see every day. And when I was just like you, when I was picking the teeth back up and trying to put them back in my mouth to prove to everyone that this is normal and it's okay. I also wet my shitty pants. Oh, I'm sorry. I overheard teeth knocked out. It's you from the show. I was just in the audience. Oh, no, no, You were really bad. Oh, OK. OK.

Starting point is 00:50:25 No, it's hard to sing when all your teeth are gone. Oh, can I ask you something? What? How did you feel about the show? I think it was pretty good until all my teeth fell out. Well, you got my self-acqu�sion. I'm sick, goodbye. Indeed.

Starting point is 00:50:41 That's my funniest thing after a show. I've heard people go out to people after an improv show, and the first thing they say is, how'd you feel about the show? It's like, you're in the fucking audience. Like what? DBC, before we move on to more Reddles, what was your favorite song from Sing?

Starting point is 00:50:56 But we haven't finished this part of Stone. It's got to be a part of Stone. Yeah, I did also tweet about it because Hearts of Stone is also the expansion to Witcher 3. It's one of the DLCs. And the whole time she was singing that song, I was just thinking about Geralt of Rivia, swinging that sort around. How are we feeling about the new Netflix series?

Starting point is 00:51:13 Fuck off with this Netflix series. You can watch it. Of course. I'm gonna watch it. I'm a little dirty boy. You can spank my little pants. I'm gonna watch the show. Fuck it.

Starting point is 00:51:22 They cast Henry Cavill as the Witcher. I don't wanna talk about it. He's a big block of wood. He's, they cast Henry Cavill as the witcher. I don't wanna talk about it. He's a big block of wood. He's the worst. Henry Cavill sucks, right? Yeah. Am I, how, how, he's been in enough shit at this point that we can be like, this guy is not great.

Starting point is 00:51:35 He was good in the newest mission possible. Where he, he, he, cocked his arms. Yeah, he played a rock him, sock him, robot in that movie. That's the only thing I wanna see him cast him. Rock him, sock him. But he was robot in that movie. That's the only thing I want to see him cast him. Rock and sock, come. But he was good in that movie a little mustache. He was fine. I just don't think he's going to be a good witcher.

Starting point is 00:51:53 So I'll give you the red one more time. Susie regularly writes and destroys messages to herself. I don't want to. Usually people write such notes as reminders, such as encounters, but Susie never expects to forget what was in the messages, why write them? She has a photographic memory and she's done. Mm-mm, mm-mm. I don't know.

Starting point is 00:52:11 Okay. I don't really know. So it's a solve a very common technology problem and I will read this now. Susie has an IBM compatible computer and an Apple computer and wants to transmit data between them. With only one modern, with only one modem in little technical knowledge,

Starting point is 00:52:27 she sends the data to herself through an online electronic mail service with one computer and receives the data with the other computer. That sucks. Ah. No, that's a very common thing. That's a very common thing. And that one's from 1959 as well. Ah.

Starting point is 00:52:43 Ah. That's a good riddle. You have to admit, at one point in history, that would have been a very good riddle. So she invented flash drives. I'm going to do the rest of this episode from the full. I do just love it. Aaron, you've been doing it from this early. I know. I do love reading the answer to a riddle that has been replaced by so many pieces of text.

Starting point is 00:53:07 We're basically not even in English anymore. Everybody's like that electronic yearsplitters one that we did is like, oh no, do you want to go to the conference? Conference concert. So yeah, I love it. You're still haunted by that riddle that was over a year ago. That was April of last year. So that shows you how much that woman will be haunted by that mis-

Starting point is 00:53:26 uh, like you. I honestly, I will, electronic years blitters is just not something I'll ever be able to let go of. Because it sounds so fake and so like, if someone said that to me in an improv show, I'd be like, you're a fuck of liar. Uh, okay, this is, we're returning back to you a lot. Oh, I'm sorry, fuck, to Suzy. Back to Suzy.

Starting point is 00:53:50 I can always do it right like 50% of the time. Always right, 50% of the time. Suzy often passes a writing instrument across the surface for which it is intended. And within a few seconds. Well, you know it's not a tablet. But it's not a tablet. Right, because it's from the same book.

Starting point is 00:54:09 Within a few seconds, erase is the result. What is she doing? What is she doing? She's using a writing utensil across the tablet. What was it? No, not a tablet. Not a tablet. Susie often passes a writing instrument

Starting point is 00:54:22 across the surface for which it is intended and within a few seconds erases the result. What is she doing? That's one of those little toys. One of those little toys. That's the thing. You can make it. It's just a sketch.

Starting point is 00:54:35 Yeah. But what you were doing with your hands here, and can you do it one more time? So what you're doing with your hands right now, what I wanted to say was, I have nipples focker. Can you milk me? Because that's kind of what you're doing. I don't see it. Because your eyes are closed. Yeah, I don't see it. Oh, I'm twisting nipples. Twizzing nipples. No, it's not an edge of sketch. That's a great guess. It's not an edge

Starting point is 00:54:59 of sketch. Is she doing one of those things where it's like you take a piece of paper and like taking graving, shading, graving of a tombstone? No, yeah. What did you say? Bleak. It's like mop up excess grease. Just to know, like just for as a trophy, pepper. To know who you've killed and keep a trophy. No, she's not doing that.

Starting point is 00:55:20 Or to go to like the war memorial wall or something. Or don't they do that in like the big Lebowski to figure out what someone just wrote on a piece of paper? Yeah, they shaded in. Give us a hint. Give us a hint, Dinn. Are computers or any other electronic devices involved? No.

Starting point is 00:55:41 By what she is doing, does she intend to communicate to anyone? No. Although it is immediately doing, does she intend to communicate to anyone? No. Although it is immediately erased, does her output from the writing instrument in turn help erase something else? Yes. Our time. She's wasting our time. She's wasting our time.

Starting point is 00:55:58 Oh, this is her. She did this so somebody could write a riddle about it and waste her fucking time. Um, yes, she wants to waste our time. That's her primary point. So it's not white out. It's not white out. Good guess. No, I'm sorry, good grief is what I'm supposed to say.

Starting point is 00:56:12 No. No. I don't know when I don't care. You don't know, you don't care. And that's rare for me. I will give you the answer to this riddle and then I'll also tell you a tip that's just one of JPC's life hacks.

Starting point is 00:56:28 Yeah. Okay, so here's the answer. Erasing colored chalk from a blackboard. Oh my God, of course. Yolanda is a teacher and sometimes draws, who's a teacher? Who's a teacher? Suzy is a teacher and sometimes draws diagrams

Starting point is 00:56:41 on the blackboard using different colors of chalk. Erasing such diagrams leaves colored smudges on the blackboard. So as you discovered that scribbling over the colored smudges with white chalk and then erasing the scribblings helps to remove the colored smudges. And unlike wiping the chalkboard with wet rag permits immediate reuse of it. So this is a real thing that you can do if you ever take a dry erase marker and someone uses permanent marker on a dry erase board. If you take dry erase marker and then right over the permanent marker, you can just dry erase

Starting point is 00:57:09 that and then it'll all come off. Don't, I don't believe you. Yep, it's true. Holy shit. It's true. I've done it many times at work. Who told you how to do that? I think someone told me at work.

Starting point is 00:57:17 Every job I've ever had I've had like a white board by me. Can I give you a life hack? Sure. Sure. Sure. One of Adolf's life hacks. If you're out of clean socks or underwear or towels, and you're lazy, just go buy new ones. Oh, okay. I got a life hack. Sometimes, if you angle the shower head right, you can eat a cupcake in the shower. Can I give you one of... Can I give you one of... Are you like a Kathy Comick strip? No, what is going on? Can I give you one of the... Are you like a Kathy comic strip? No, what is going on? Can I give you one of the GPC's live crabs?

Starting point is 00:57:46 Uh, no. Oh, you know what one. Yeah, but my thing also applies to a glass of wine. Have you guys ever drank? I don't drink anymore, but have you ever drank in the shower before? Uh, once or twice. I feel like I have a few times, too. It's a very satisfying feeling.

Starting point is 00:58:02 I used to do it when I would go for runs, and I had a roommate who was a runner once, who told me that after a run, a beer hydrates you better than water because it's got like electrolytes in it, or the carbohydrates or whatever that's in it. So it's more refreshing to you than water. Was this friend selling beer at the time?

Starting point is 00:58:24 Was this friend in alcoholic? He was not in alcoholic. He was in very good shape. So I would go for runs and then have a beer in the shower. Like as I was like cooling off, great experience. Oh, can't drink anymore, but. The listeners are dying to know, what brand of beer are we talking?

Starting point is 00:58:41 So here's what I would do. I would take a Miller light. I would open it up. I would drain it in the shower. I would piss I would open it up, I would drain it in the shower, I would piss into the bottle, and then I would drink it, and I could not tell the difference. When I've done steak, cation,

Starting point is 00:58:52 I'd be like, I have a nice, I'd like drink in the shower. You know what I mean? Steak, cation, drinkin' in the shower, steak, cation, gonna die alone. Yep. Steak, cation, drink, drink. Oh, I'm trying to think if I've ever had like a glass of wine in a bath before I've done that too It's been a while

Starting point is 00:59:11 I love bads love them. I bought a bunch of like bat like bubble bath stuff You know you know Jasmine's amoeuilloclip dish all the nice like the bombs and the salts, but I haven't used it yet It's been a busy princess. Yeah, oh yeah. And a tiger too. Fans, listeners, bring Aaron a bath. Thanks, Tommy. A full bath. Can I tell our listeners a secret?

Starting point is 00:59:33 I just, my boyfriend doesn't listen anymore, so. Then yes. We've been thinking of like mate, like just talking about maybe moving in together. And he has an amazing apartment. I love it. It's a great apartment. You've been there.

Starting point is 00:59:44 I've been there. You told us that's what's keeping you together? Yeah, of love it. It's a great apartment. You've been there. I've been there. You told us that's what's keeping you together? Yeah, of 100% what's keeping us together. But I don't know if I ever want to move in because he doesn't have a bath. Where will I take my baths? That's a tough call. I know, right?

Starting point is 00:59:56 You can't retrofit that thing with a bath, is it? No. That would be a big deal breaker for me. Even though I have not taken a bath in my place and I've lived there for over a month now. Still. Just the option of being able to take a bath. The option and the idea of having a bath, yeah.

Starting point is 01:00:09 And if I go into a hotel, I better have a fucking bath because I'm definitely taking a bath in a hotel. If ever I travel for work, you can bet this motherfucker's taking a bath. I said probably a kitty pool. I'm sorry. I feel it with hot water. You're not. Okay. Hey, come on into my hot kitty pool.

Starting point is 01:00:27 I got a hot kitty pool in the backyard. I did use to do that in Australia though. I would buy kitty pools and just sit outside and drink in the kitty pools. Just what you do in Australia. Just drink in the kitty pools. Just soak it in. Here's a riddle for you all. Magazines often contain postcards meant for use by new subscribers.

Starting point is 01:00:47 That's just a fun. We're not even in the real yet. We just learned a shit. Let me see their cover that book. We're almost boring fucking facts. You're gonna smoke a bullshit. We're almost boring fucking facts. Okay, now I'm gonna smoke.

Starting point is 01:00:55 Dead stop, let's all tell three boring fucking facts. We'll go around the horn. Let's see. Foo. You can have a look at this. I'm gonna smoke a bullshit. We're almost boring fucking facts. Okay, now I'm gonna smoke.

Starting point is 01:01:03 Dead stop, let's all tell three boring fucking facts. We'll go around the horn. Oh, let's'm gonna go back. Dead stop, let's all tell three boring fucking facts. We'll go around the horn. Let's see. Fools. You can have sex in a couple of different holes. You can kiss quietly. The noises that we make are noises we choose to make. Did you know that when you come, it feels good?

Starting point is 01:01:24 When you have sex, you might accidentally fall in love. Wash your hands before sex as you can give your partner a yeast infection. Make sure if you have sex on a bed, it's laying down. P after sex, so you don't get a UTI, and then talk about it on the podcast that you have. And don't forget to sex after pee, just to mix things up. If you are jerking off and you get a little bit of your own cup and your open mouth, don't tell everybody. What?

Starting point is 01:01:53 This is your secret. Keep it forever. Keep it like a secret. See, see, see, see, yeah. Totally, we are in ourself. We're all characters. Keep it safe, keep it secret. Magazines often contain postcards

Starting point is 01:02:07 meant for use by new subscribers. Some people consider them in nuisance and just toss them out. Some don't. Even though they won't ever use them for their intended purpose. Why not just throw them away? This is fun.

Starting point is 01:02:21 What is the riddle? They're asking us why don't we throw these, these, should we post our stuff They're asking us why don't we throw these such a poster to them? Yeah, some people don't throw away those postcards from new subscribers. Some people don't throw them away. Why?

Starting point is 01:02:33 Because they wanna use them. They wanna recycle them. Yeah, they wanna send them in. Oh, they wouldn't build, they wanna build a better world. I don't know. This is, I will, I will say that I will give you some clues to this. Coasters.

Starting point is 01:02:50 You'll never, coasters is a better answer. Coasters is a better answer than this. Here's some clues. Could the need of floor is coaster for poor people? Wow, that's our new shirt. That's our new shirt. Could the need of just... Oh, come into my house.

Starting point is 01:03:08 Just, you know, the floor is coasters and my walls is sheets. The floor goes through the floor is also table chairs and beds. Do you guys remember when you were playing that game, the floor is coasters? You had to stand up on the couches and the chairs and the tables and put all your drinks on the floor. Ah, fun game. Could the needed anticipated by those who saved them be satisfied by blank paper of similar size and shape? No.

Starting point is 01:03:34 Are they used to cause troublesome paperwork by writing someone else's name on them and then mailing them? Yes. No, but that's fucked. Is their reply paid status very important? More so for an ordinary post, more so than for an ordinary postcard, yes. Oh, it's like that we got a baby eats a boy. You can use it to send a short message to someone.

Starting point is 01:03:55 Yeah, I guess. Who works at the magazine? Who works at the magazine? Who uses stamps. Who uses stamps? Prepaid? Okay. I'll give you the answer. Yes, please. And then we can all just take a moment and just really think about what we're starting to be up to deserve where we are. Postage for a first class

Starting point is 01:04:15 item with a reply paid address must be paid by the recipient. City residents may hoard the cards in case of a garbage collector's strike. Perhaps believing that those who contribute to the garbage problem should help solve it at their own expense. What the fuck? I'm so confused. I am equally confused. So if you put a magazine subscription card on a trash bag, it gets mailed to the garbage man. But it's damn a single damn punter trash bag.

Starting point is 01:04:47 We're gonna see you see. We're gonna see you see. We're gonna see you see. So real quick, real quick. Just everybody knows we just realized in America, America, the greatest place on earth, anything you put a stamp on. We'll get mailed to the person who delivered it. We'll get us to see a scene.

Starting point is 01:05:06 I'm gonna see a scene. I'm gonna see a scene. Aaron, you and I are, we live together, Adel, you are our neighbor. We have been watching you do this for a couple of weeks now, but you take your trash bag, you put a stamp on it, as you try to shove it into the mailbox instead of taking it and putting it into the trash can Today, we're actually gonna talk to him about it. I don't want to say he's insane. Okay, well, I think it's not. Oh, hey there friends Hi, good morning, favorite good morning. Good morning. Good, right? Yeah, I'm Mitch. Happy Saturday to you. Happy Saturday What's what you got going on there? Oh, just take it out the trash.

Starting point is 01:05:46 Yep. If you will. Yeah, we do it as well. We put it in the city bins. Oh, yeah, the mailbox, the city bin. Oh, we put it in that big, like the green, or blue, depending on the recycling. Oh, you have two different mailboxes?

Starting point is 01:05:59 Well, we have a mailbox, which is where we usually get our mail, but that's I have mail fucker. Can you box me? Probably a little too personal, but what kind of trash you got? What's in the trash bag? Oh, what's in the trash bag? Well, we got some post-its. I have some Post-its have some bananas that went rotten. I have a I have a lot of tissue because I Came into my I came into my open mouth and then to clean out my mouth with dry nail body.

Starting point is 01:06:29 You really shouldn't tell people stuff like that. Oh really? Give it to myself? Oh, totally. We totally believe that there's real trash in there. Nothing, the fairy's going on over there. Yeah, at all. So you're going to mail that to someone?

Starting point is 01:06:41 Yeah, well, famously, if you put trash in a mailbox, it will be sent to the person who caused it. Oh, so I guess it's coming back to me. It's all coming back to you, Mitch. Hey, watch you guys come inside. I wanna show you my basement. Oh, boy, okay. Yeah, why not?

Starting point is 01:06:58 You see? Magazine's often contained postcards meant for use by the new subscribers. That's how we started this journey. Speaking of taking a big old journey on a shit mountain. I have a sponsor. We have another sponsor. What does everybody have to plug?

Starting point is 01:07:15 Oh, I'm going to, I had, was keeping track of all the podcasts I've done to promote them, but then I lost that piece of paper that was keeping track of. You think a mean bird took it, right? A bird took it. A mean bird. A mean bird, big bird. Yeah. So if I guess it on your podcast, please email me and remind me

Starting point is 01:07:33 because I can't recall all the podcasts I was on. So I'm going to do a new segment. I like to call Dr. Recommendations. No, no, no. Is everybody feeling healthy? Sure. It's time for Dr. Recommendations. Oh, no. Recommendations. Oh no.

Starting point is 01:07:45 Recommendations. I'm ready. What are you going to diagnose? Check out Hades Town. You gotta listen to the music. It's on Spotify. The full album is now on Spotify. Best Broadway music player ever seen my life.

Starting point is 01:07:55 Oh, interesting. You're gonna want to check it out. Listen to, if you like to listen to shows before you see them, listen to the full album. It's incredible. Or go see it in New York if you ever have time. And then also check out a game I found at jencom called just one is more fun than code names and code names is one of my favorite games it's a great party game just one uh JST gotcha

Starting point is 01:08:16 um jpc and thing to plug anything for me to plug and you can follow me on Twitter at GPSOFLY, Instagram at Shark Parkman. If I had to recommend something, I just, we just watched the boys on Amazon Prime. It's good. It's good. Superhero TV show. It's good. It's a very fun bloody gory, just a good time with the movies. And that's it. I don't have anything else to plug.

Starting point is 01:08:43 Aaron. Kiki? Um, uh, follow me. Aaron, keep 10 on Instagram because I have a web series coming out soon and you'll find all the details about that there. Also, my recommendation is listen to Sam Uray. She's on Spotify, but she has this amazing. Oh, I'm sorry.

Starting point is 01:08:58 You wrote down. I can see that sugar ray. Oh, yeah. Never mind. Sam Uray, she's this incredible like jazz voice and it's a really great summer singer to be listening to. I'll make you happy. Speaking of summer singers, Aaron, I had a song I wanted to sing in the Swedish chef voice,

Starting point is 01:09:14 but I forgot the lyrics. Can you help me out? Fly me to the moon. Let me play among the stars. Let me see what spring is like on. Jury Niever, Nie Jupiter. Bye, forever. Let me see what spring is like on Do you really never need Jupiter? Bye forever Patrick Cullen. Hey, big sider, did he edit it? Have any parents in the middle of it? Hey, big sider!

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