Hey Riddle Riddle - #6: Sheep Impact!

Episode Date: August 29, 2018

We start with some hot hot 'What Am I' riddles and work our way up to a confusing conversation between a dad and his human daughter and an obsessive shepherd who plays favorites! We also introduce quizzies to the equation and Erin is pretty confused! #WiddleWednesdayStarring:Adal RifaiJohn Patrick CoanErin KeifEditing by: KJ SnyderTheme by: Arne ParrottLogo by: Emily Kardamis & Emmaline MorrisWant more? Get Weekly Bonus Eps on Patreon!Want merch? Visit our TeePublic Store!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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I was good to gain, good to gain, good to gain. You know what the kids are into? Yeah, yeah. Dorido flavors, extreme, a habanero ghost pepper. You're a rapidly aged to yourself. Yeah, but you're the oldest person I've ever met, and I mean that.

Well, hold on. Is this an old kid? It's me, old man puzzles. The kid. Good to get and good to get and good to get. Old bad puzzles, you're hip. But what do we think? No shit all Sherlock? Oh yeah. Because I made shirts already. Oh, and I do see the earwaring one which makes this conversation harder. I'd say that's my first note. No, I love that catchphrase. That'll around for at least a week. Oh, thank god. We'll call it back. We'll call back. Thanks. No shit. All Sherlock.

Uh, I'm not gonna remember that. Can you say it? No shit. No Sherlock. No digga. No digga. No digga. Damn it. That's even better. As you know, this is the podcast where we saw puzzles and riddies. Puzzleys and riddies. Puggles and unies. we saw puzzles and riddies. Puzzleys and riddies. Puzzles and unease. Here's my favorite Adam's family member. Puzzle, Adam's. Puzzle Adams was my favorite because he was a real mystery. I think it's all in good fun, but we are here to do Puzzleys and riddies. Let's keep that forth like four front of mind. Fort night in mind. Fort night in mind. Let's start up with a warm up round. Get those brains juiced. Hi, yeah, yeah, yo, let's do this. Oh, wow. I'm awake. Here we go. Remember, these should be

real easy. Yeah, these are for kids. And if you don't get them, you don't. Yeah. Does that make sense? So if we don't get these, we don't. You don't. And as always, with these warm-up riddles, there's a winner. Yeah. Yeah. No. It's like it's like who's hiding this in any way where we keep we keep points. That's what you took out of that show. Here's what I took away from that show. There's a point system and also Ryan Stiles putting his arms between Colin McReeze arms. So funny. So funny because one of them's bald. Yeah. See what they expected to have such long arms. You can't cook in the kitchen when somebody else's arms is doing all the work. You're gonna be covered in powder. Oh I like how that

in those scenes his hands always got horribly burned. Just touching hot things you couldn't see. That's a very different show in the later years. It'd be funny if one time it was just like the perfect Keesh. Not funny at all, but just like made this really beautiful. That's really just impressive, honestly. I love that shows a kid, but then it broke my heart when somebody told me they record like 10 hours episodes, and then edit it down to half an hour. That broke my goddamn heart. Why? Do you think it'll break people's hearts to know that this podcast, which comes out is what, 30 to 40 minutes, and we record four and a half hours

to get... I have everyone give 1,000 answers. I ask for 1,000 answers, no less. And I cut it down to the funniest three. We've been here for the sixth, I have just doing puzzies and riddies. And so, just so you know, these are the funniest three. Mm-hmm.

Oh, shit. I shouldn't have said that. All right, here's our first warm up. Okay. I am tall when young and short when I'm old. What am I? Tall when young, short when old. I am tall when young.

A flower that's falling over. A flower that's falling over. I don't, I didn'twyn Young. A flower that's falling over. A flower that's falling over. I don't, I didn't mean that. Tree. No? Wrong. I am Tolwyn Young in short when I'm old. Oh, this is like a person who's last name is Young.

And then who? They get married. They get married to an old person. Hello, I'm Kyle Old. And I'm 13 years old. Oh no. Tall, winged young, short, winged old. That's all we have.

Tall, winged young, short, winged old. Oh, a tail. Tall, tail. The answer's a candle. Oh. Oh, fuck that. Yeah, okay, that makes sense. I've done.

Yeah, we've done. I don't know that this is a riddle, but we'll say it. I stink while living, but smell good when dead. What am I? A person. Yeah, that one was easy. It's a person. No, a dog.

I stink while living, but smell good one dead what am I? Pope of me. What I I don't know like is this flower that's like a pig It is a pig. It's a something you cook. It is a pig. Yeah, well done. I was vegetarian and I would take offense to any of that bully for you Yeah, I bully I'm getting I'm going for you. I'm getting flashbacks to middle school. So it's like you're gay, I'm bully. I'm getting, I'm getting flashbacks to middle school. So it's like, you're gay and I'm like, yay for me. I'm bully, you shouldn't have. No, Prince Blender says you shouldn't have.

For me? For me? Oh man, by the way, as a former bully, that's the best way to be bullied is to lean in as much as possible because a bully will only smell your insecurities. And if you pretend to be secure about something like that, oh boy, bully don't know what to do. Yep. And when you say for me, you have to say it like that

old bubble tape commercial. It was like a six feet of bubble tape. For you? Not them. Wait, wait, aren't you, young, like Fortnite and Dabs? I saw it on YouTube, red, aren't you, yug, like, Fortnite and Dabs? I saw it on YouTube, right? Maybe I got a subscription to YouTube Red. The young people don't have that.

And I watched that brand new show, Cobra Kai, with all those characters that never existed before. They play, yep, new characters. They play that in movie theaters. They play the preview for that. Oh, boy. OK, here we go. Last warm up round.

Catch it on warm. We're still doing the rental show. We're still doing the real. Perfect. If you lose me, you may cause people around me to lose me too. Then I this is they've worded this wrong. Can you weren't it right? They I'm gonna change one of the words. Got it. I think they wrote this wrong. If you lose me, you may cause people around you to lose me too. What? I track of time. Time, it's time is always tight. You know when you're in a Starbucks and you don't know what time it is and suddenly everyone around you starts the panic. I like what when you lose a yawn everyone

around you also yawns is my answer to that. It's not yawn, but that's not a bad answer. Thank you. When you lose me everyone around you, your marbles, if you lose me, you may cause people around you to lose me too. You're freaking marbles. It's freaking marbles. Is it freaking marbles? Yeah. It's not a thing. It's like a feeling on a thought or something that's entangible. What are you warm? What about your temper? It is temper. It's temper is the answer. I'm gonna give that to Aaron. I said your marbles.

Well, bully for you. A bully for me. A bully for me. That was a good one. I liked that one. Did you just recently learn that phrase? No, no, does it sound like I did? Let's see.

It doesn't give a phrase in the day calendar. Hi, maybe I have one of those. The tear off calendar. We're doing some regular puzzles and rites. OK, Puzzies and Rites. But before we do, I wanted to do a Puzzie for Aaron specifically since you won the warm up round. Just so we know, if no one ever listened to the first episode

of this podcast, they only came in episode three, four. And they were just like, what are Puzzies and Rites? Yeah, because we never say. Puzzles and Rites. We never say puzzles, and they were just like, what are Puzzies and Riddies? Yeah, because we never say. Puzzles and Riddles. We never say puzzles and we never say Riddles. And I famously hate both. Let's do this. But you do like Puzzies and Riddies, right?

Yeah, I'm learning. I would love if someone listened to this. This is their first episode. This is their introduction. And they listen and they're like, they keep talking about Puzzies and Riddies. But all they do is answer puzzles and What the fuck is this show I can't read some of these I choose for two

We're two We're two I choose the jewels. Yeah, we get those right for every here's here's the dirty secret I'm I've been in the podcasting business for what seems like 40 years Here's the dirty little young here's the dirty little secret nobody wants you to know every time somebody leaves Review for you for your podcast on Apple on Apple podcasts are iTunes you get $50 You do yeah, everyone who's involved in the podcast. Yeah, first star You do? Yeah.

Everyone who's involved in the podcast gets $50 per star. Oh, shit. Smash that like, smash that comment box, smash that faith. Go ahead and head to iTunes, smash that leave a review. I've taken issue with how this is working. So I've won. So in theory, I don't have to continue. But I get another question.

Yeah, but it's for you specifically, and you'll know in just a moment here. You ready? Yes. A child is born in Boston, Massachusetts. Do you understand why it's for you? Yes, because I know how to spell that state. Were you born in Boston? I was. Okay. A child is born in Boston, Massachusetts.

To parents who were both born in Boston, Massachusetts. They miss me, same as me. This child is not an American citizen. How does possible? Do I know this? M-A-S-S-A-C-H-U-S-E-T-T-S. This is how you spelled the state. No way. There was, you missed a few E's. Okay. M-A-S-S-E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E Boston. This trial is not in England. Boston, but I specifically said Boston, Massachusetts. Oh, you said Boston, Massachusetts, both times. Yeah. Not American citizen. I like the international water angle that you're going this. So you know the answer to this?

I do know the answer to this. Yes. Because I'm sorry, but the international water thing is not the answer. I just I wanted to I just wanted to tell you that I like that angle. JPC? Uh-huh. No shit. Sure.

Okay, I'm sorry. Oh God, okay, so if I'm from Boston, and I've been born in Boston. Yeah, I'm sure. And my mother did my father, they both from Boston. Once from South Boston, once from Boston. And if I'm born there, and I'm not a citizen, then how old am I supposed to go for Ted Kennedy? How am I supposed to go for Ted Kennedy? I'm not.

How am I supposed to go for Ted Kennedy? Can I get the air in a hint? Uh-huh. So, you got to do it in a box of an accent. Well, that's my hint. So, correct me if I'm wrong, but the people in question in this scenario probably wouldn't be speaking in a box of an accent.

That is correct. I would say it's most likely not at least not that Boston accent. Aaron you would know what year did the Boston accent start? The Boston accent started in the freaking red socks. When they've waited two thousand for I won the red socks clinch the world. Many. No ma. No ma can speak. See ya. 2012 when the red socks clinched the world many no ma you

sell speed see up ah ah okay um I'm confused I don't know so they're not from no they're they were born in Boston and the parents are born in Boston but they don't know it's not in the American citizen not in the American citizen they wouldn't have Boston access

how'd that be they're on their feet oh well well the answers they're on their plate They're born in a cabin in Boston. Yeah, what is it? It's the band Boston. More than a feeling. More than a feeling. JBC, you know, the answer. I think I do. These are English citizens and the year is 17 74. Oh my butt. The answer is the child was born before 1776 the year of the

Decorative and is what's interesting and is therefore a British subject. Oh, you know what's so interesting about that is that Boston existed before America That go no Oh no, my. Oh, you can go to hell. You can go to hell. Oh my God, I can't do a Boston accent. What you want to hear? This is how you lock in. Are you ready?

You say, I'll say it without a Boston accent first. And I'll say it with one. The law was very formal in that regard. But you say it with a Boston accent. And it's the law was very formal in that regard. The law was very formal in that regard. The law, the law was very formal in that regard. The law was very normal in that regard. The law was very formal in that regard. Or you can imitate my mom and say,

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scallops scallops scallops that if anybody says they're from Boston says scallops. C-A-L-L-O-P-S. Scalips. Scalips. Scalips. That if anybody says they're from Boston, it says scallops. Oh, yeah, they're nothing. Scalips. Brod.

My favorite actress is scallops, Joe Hanson. She's a fish. She's a fish. She's a fish. She's a fish. I love the indie Avengers. Glad she's hot. Not for nothing.

She's hot. Not for nothing. Oh, handed the Bible. She's hot. She's hot. All right, that was a huge waste of time. I'm so sorry. And she's single because she's not for nothing. Handed the Bible. She's hot. She's what. All right. That was a huge waste of time. I'm so sorry. And she's single because she's a black wood. All right. Here we go. This isn't just this isn't all play. This is an awful. A father was speaking to his teenage daughter. You arrived very late at three o'clock in

the morning and you kept me and your mother up waiting anxiously for you. I do not want that to ever happen again. But father the girl replied, I will never be able to do that again. What did she mean? Okay. He's robot. He has a weird ass voice. He's from space. You know when your dad talks like that? I have, you have arrived too late to me evening.

If my dad said that to me, I would be like, this must be the Truman show. This has to be staged. You've been body snatched, like something is wrong. He's had a brain, he's a brain aneurysm. Excuse me, birth child. You have arrived to my domicile at the incorrect hour. You know when your father or mother calls you, they're a human child You know, you specify. Yeah. Could you read again what he said? Yes, please.

A father was speaking to his teenage daughter. You have arrived very late at three o'clock in the morning and you kept me and your mother up waiting anxiously for you. I do not want you, I do not want that to ever happen again. But father, the girl replied, I will never be able to do that again. What did she mean? Okay, it's 3 a.m. First of all, she's got a bad attitude. Yeah, I don't think she's getting that sleepover this weekend. Yeah. Sherry, France is going to be shes. She was late at 3 a.m. Is that like a weird way that that's phrase? You arrive very late at 3 o'clock in the morning

and you kept me and your mother up waiting anxiously for you. You arrived very late at three o'clock in the morning and you kept me and your mother up waiting anxiously for you. You arrived very late at three o'clock in the morning. Here's what is here's what it is. It's that it's like a room situation. Oh God. They're in the panic room. The doors are sealed. They're going to die in there. So she'll never be able to come home late again. So you don't mean room. I thought you meant the movie room. Yeah with pre-larson. Okay. About the panicked room. Yeah. Jody Foster, pre-larson in the panic room. Yeah, with pre-larson. Okay. About the pancreas. I'm gonna get a Jody Foster in. Yeah, Jody Foster, pre-larson in the pancreas. Yeah, you misunderstood what was going on in that movie. I have to tell you right now, you deeply misunderstood what was going on in that movie. But what of you?

Bad enough. Can I just say that I saw the movie room. This is not a spoiler for the movie room, because you find out very quickly what is going on. But I saw it like, said in Zena, I hadn't seen a trailer, didn't know what it was about. And for the first like 10 minutes, I was like, oh, it's like on. But I saw it like, said in Zena, I hadn't seen a trailer I didn't know what it was about. And for the first like 10 minutes, I was like, oh, it's like a sci-fi thing where like, the world has ended.

And then like, the guy came in and I was like, I'm seeing a different movie. I am seeing a different movie. That's all that fun, pretty cool. Indyhoo. Oh boy. So I want to do a podcast where it's just the three of us go to whatever movies playing with no previous knowledge, but we come in like an hour into it. And we bring a little microphone with us in our popcorn and it's just like what's going

on? What do we think's going on? I don't remember what this movie this was, but my brothers and I saw a movie with like my dad and we were kids and we came in a little bit late, but we thought the movie had like just started and we watched the whole movie and we loved it. And then we went back and like watched it later when it came out and there was like a six minute scene

that we had missed. That was like the, you know, whatever. It feels like it maybe it was like a James Bond movie, but it like showed you the villain and it kind of spoiled the whole movie, but without that six minutes, it was like a wonderful surprise when things were happening because it wasn't all like telegraphed from that first scene.

You're describing space jam. We saw space jam. And the villain in that movie was all the cartoons, correct? All right, what do we think? Boy, I don't know. I feel like this time thing has to happen. Is it like, say, just a moment or maybe like she's going off to college so she's not going to be coming back to their house. Like she's an adult now. Maybe. Oh, it says teenage daughter. Yeah, what I mean, that's 18, 19. Maybe the mom and dad are getting a divorce. Oh, and she knows.

And that's how he tells her. That's why she's acting out. Yeah, she's acting out because she knows that she can't Think she what do you think she was out doing up to no good? I assume well the context makes it seem like it was a boys and girls party. Yeah Human boys Co-mingling their testicles Could you give us a hint is this one of those? Oh, is there hints in this one? There are no hints Could you give us a hint? Is this one of those? Oh, is there hints in this one? There are no hints. Could you give us a hint? I don't know the answer. Oh, that's an awful hint. He has been participating. That's why he said she was you just tuned me out I guess. Who is that? Old man puddles over there. Old man puddles splash. She's splashy splashy, we, this, it feels like this one is staring us right in the face.

Well, how about you read what he said one more time? Yeah. You have arrived very late at three o'clock in the morning and you kept me and your mother up waiting anxiously for you. I did not want that to ever happen again. But father of the girl replied, I will never be able to do that again. What did she mean?

God, I don't know. So it doesn't, it doesn't say like she came home late that night. The father was speaking to a student's daughter. You arrived very late. It doesn't say like, how long? Oh, she's a ghost. She's a ghost. He's speaking to her in church.

She's dead. This is a sad story. This is like that story where the woman had a bad back and couldn't reach around. That was the, that's it. That's it. about her dress. She had a boyfriend sipping dresses. Oh my god.

Because of rheumatoid at first. That was like the most messed up thing. Because I kept saying she had murdered him. Is the mother the key to this? Maybe, maybe the mother is like, or like the mother is the doctor? The mother's in the coma, which is why she can no longer stay up worrying. Yeah. Because her mother had like a heart attack and died because of worrying.

Yeah. It's like that Smith song, mother in a coma. Yeah. Hello, mother in a coma. Mother in a coma. Mother in a coma. Mother in a coma. Mother in a coma. Let me do 10 more seconds of this.

Why did we never get a Paul Slam in Morrissey Crosse? Well, I've been through this. That's her dog and a mother in a coma. I felt good. I don't know. I don't know the answer. Mother, I don't know. Mother, I don't know.

Mother, I don't know. You know who sings that song? Mother in a coma. Philadelphia. Vast in England. I don't know. I give up on this riddle. I'm going to say it's something where the daughter will no longer be staying at the home

and therefore. You think that's like a college Graduation thing. Yeah, okay. I'm gonna say I will vote mother in a coma or or their homeless now. I think it's like they're losing the house Oh, I think it's a word thing. I don't think it's a circumstance thing. I think it's the word. There's so many things that could be they could be moving someone could be dead. Yeah Go ahead. I don't hate that divorce angle. Here's the solution. They had been talking about the girl's birth. You arrive very late at three o'clock in the morning and you kept me and your mother up waiting anxiously for you.

I did not want that to ever happen again, but father, I will never be able to do that again. Well, here's where I have a calm with that. Uh-huh. Us hip kids know the new trend is to revert is to crawl back inside your mom. Oh, yeah, that's the trend. That's the trend. That's what all the kids are doing these days, right? You drink some Sprite, you give one of those satisfied.

You crawl back inside your mom. Oh, so good. I love your name. You crawl back inside your mom. Oh, so good. I love your name. You crawl back inside your mom. That's like an ASMR. He start dabbing. You do not dab in there. There's that room for dab. Give her a break. Give her a break. That's your mother. Honestly, can we just give them? So what can we give a PSA real quick? Don't dab inside your mom. Hi, this is Zach Breff from TV's canceled canceled. Don't have it said your mom, I actually like that answer.

That again, I think I mean, I was sort of right. It was a wording thing. It was a wording thing. So, but why is the dad having this conversation with the teenage daughter? Like, let's go ahead and see that. Let's have JPC. You play the dad and play the teenage daughter. And's go ahead and see that let's have JPC you play the dad Okay, I'm gonna play the teenage daughter and let's see What led up to this point the conversation that led up to talking about the bird gotcha God Excuse me. I'm trying to get a bed Suzy

What let me put down my newspaper where I am reading about the human news I'm coming in from a party, you dad. A party. Well, look at the time. Susie, do you know what day it is? It's probably Saturday, really early in the morning. Do you know what happened at this party? I got gong, can I get a kiss?

A kiss? A human boy kissed you, Susie? A human boy kissed me. You know our kind. we cannot breed with humans. Yeah, well guess what? I'm a rebel now. Susie sit down. What? Susie sit down.

We see tentacles sprout out of Susie's face. Susie. When our world was destroyed. Oh my god, not again. I promised your mother to keep your safe. Yeah, I've heard this story a billion times Well Susie you can't go into mingling with human book Marie would you please get in here? Barth go get Marie You know that we had to save the last of the barp cats from our whole planet when it was destroyed.

Cat like I know. No, not Barb. Seek your Barb song. Ah. Bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar There's so much I wanted to see. Thank you for bringing back Barp Cat. I've been seeing you Barp Cat in a long time. Barp Field is one of my classic. Barp. One of my stock characters.

Anytime I'm doing an improv show and it's energy is apt. Just gotta bring in Barp Field. Yeah, Barp Field doesn't zap the energy of the show. He only helps. He loves Mondays. He loves Mondays. He loves Mondays. He loves Mondays. He loves pasta, Priva Vera. I feel like every time I see you in an improv show and you're trying to get the energy back up,

you play a horny dog. You're trying to have sex with someone's wife. You're not wrong. I've seen that like maybe 11 times. I guess what? It works every time. So keep up the good work. Well, I've done it 12, so. And the one you missed was the best. Oh man. Hey, GPC. Oh, yeah. You're not in trouble. I just need help. I'm, um, pranking at all. And

I'm setting up a website to bring him. Um, can I just need some advice? This podcast is sponsored by Squarespace. I'm not. I'm not mad at you. We're pranking app. Squarespace is the only one website platform for entrepreneurs to stand out and to see it online. Whether you're just starting out or managing a growing brand, Squarespace makes it easy to create a beautiful website. It gage with your audience. And so let anything for products to cut into time time all in one place, all on your terms. Hey, Addle, come here. Come here. Come here.

Hey, what's going on? I actually, I want to prank JPC and I want to set up a whole website to prank him. Do you have anything that like, is there like an online store that could set up on my website to sell products? Did you know that with Squarespace you can have custom merch. You can easily sell custom merch and create passive income stream that engages your audience and scales your brand, design your products and production, and inventory and shipping are handled for you saving you time and money. What is happening?

Okay. Wait, what's going on with Adel? Oh, nothing, nothing. I'm just setting up a very normal Squarespace website, not a prank thing. New and easy and easy. Oh, nothing, nothing. I'm just setting up a very normal Squarespace website, not a prank thing. No, he's gonna tune you. And I'm gonna use analytics. Use insights to grow my business and learn where my site visits and sales are coming from. That's pretty cool.

I'm gonna improve my website and build marketing strategy based on top keywords, our popular products and content on my prank website, the prank activity. Whoa, that's awesome, Aaron. I'm glad you're using Squarespace. Did you say what the website was for? I can't remember what the website was for. The website was for. The website was for.

Prank. The square space. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You can connect to your store to Vedent Third Party tools to extend the functionality of your website. Hey, JPC, hey, JPC. What's up, Madel? I can't believe we pranked Aaron with our little boy routine. Dude, we got her. Anyway, if you hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Aaron? Aaron? Can we go to grandma's house? Wait, I've been pranked.

But how? I don't know. This show is sponsored by BetterHelp. Hey, Adel and JPC, thank you for meeting me in the middle of the woods here. I am sort of at an impasse. I can't decide whether or not to go this way or this way. I'm having a hard time choosing a path. You know, they're never truly is a middle of the woods. Isn't it funny to think about something like that? Like, they're never truly is a middle. No,

this is the middle. Okay, this is it. Addle, can you help? Yeah, actually. So, as per Robert Frost, I don't know if you know his poems. He has a poem called Better Help. I believe this is written in the 1800s, but it still stands true today more than ever. Aaron, you should try Better Help. Have you heard of this? You seen this? Mm-hmm. Because sometimes Aaron and life were faced with tough choices

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and you can switch therapist at any time for no additional charge. Hey, Aaron, a GPC's putting down bread crumbs and then immediately picking them up and eating them. Dirty bread crumbs. And he's also like really into that owl who's swooping down. Anyways, let there be your map with better help. Visit betterhelp.com slash riddle today to get 10% off your first month. That's better help h-e-l-p dot com slash riddle r-i-d-d-l-e R-i-d-d-l-e the middle of riddles of D but there is no true middle of riddle because it would be the space in the two D. Hope you get home. Bye, am home. Who are we?

I clink, clink, clink. Excuse me, ladies and gentlemen, I just want to make a quick toast to, I know it's JPC's birthday and we're all so excited to talk about him, but I want to talk about my favorite, my favorite thing in the world. Oh. And that is the app rocket money. Oh, yeah, Aaron, that's one of my favorite things as well. Uh-huh. Rocket Money is a personal finance app that finds and cancels your unwanted subscriptions, monitors your spending, and helps you lower your bills all in one place. I've been using it for

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and manage your expenses the easy way by going to rocket money.com slash riddle. That's rocket money.com slash riddle. Rocket money.com slash riddle, and tell them JPC's birthday got ruined by two of his friends for doing speeches about rocket money. The website. I love you. Rocket money. I'm not getting money, the website. Plank, Plank, Plank, Plank, Plank. Plank, Plank, Plank, Plank. Let's move on to our next fuzzy. Here we go, this is an all play.

I don't know the answer. This one does have clues if we need them, does have clues. I say we try to do it without the clues. Oh, that's a fun new approach. I say we hear the clues first and not to the riddle. Let's hear the clues first, try to get it, and then hear the riddle. We should do that one.

OK, but I'm sorry. Yeah, let's do normal for this one. Oh, do normal for this one. A shepherd went out into the wilderness in search of one lost sheep rather than looking after the 99 that had returned. What did he do this? A shepherd went out into the wilderness

in search of one lost sheep rather than looking after the 99 that had returned. What did he do this? Here's the obvious answer. Here's a relationship. Okay. A romantic. A romantic. Not necessarily sexual. We're not saying that. We're not saying that. In 2007, I saw a show where a guy married his car. In that, in that, in that was fine. Are, isn't love in black? You got to get right up on that.

Isn't love in sex, I pushed back on the mic because I was laughing. Isn't love in sex just intertwined? Yes, but I think that they are, they can be exclusive, mutually exclusive. So my gut was saying that, actually, my first instinct for this riddle was that it was going to rhyme.

It did not, but the way the adult presented it made it seem like a sheep is lost in the woods. Would the farmer find the sheep? But my second thought was like, you were like, you're like, you're example did not run for sure. Woods and sheep is the dye rhyme. It's spelled the same. I don't arrive as I can do tons of rhymes. The religious aspect. I feel like there's a religious aspect. I don't know if there's like something about a lost sheep. Like maybe there's like a Jesus angle.

I know, yeah, that's not ideal for you. Oh, Jesus. I think some of the sheep are animated. It wasn't real. No, I think there's a Welcome to full stop with air keep air is just said something that warrants a full stop Erad you you said would you might restating that premise? You only ever do full stop when I try to move on very quickly You said I've ever granted what I've said and I'm trying to move on fast. Oh, some of the cheaper animated.

Oh, no, you know what actually, okay, some of the cheaper animated I think is a finance there. For sure. Because those are easier to control. Because they're drawing. What if he's counting sheep? What if this person's asleep? Oh my god.

But also what if there's a fence around the 99 sheep? Yeah, I was thinking if the sheep are like properly fenced in, then there's no reason to go after it. But I don't think that sheep are fenced. Yeah. What didn't say he went looking for the 99, it said he's looking after them, so tending to them. Yeah, so a fence around them would make sense.

Would make sense. Yes, and that we're guard. I have to be. I'm so sorry. Oh, full stop. Stop. Hold on. OK, all right, let's stop. I'll be right back. Yes. And that we're guard. Oh, full stop. Hold on. Okay. All right. Let's up. I'll be right back. Sorry. We have to take a pussy in a ready break. I'm going to put it in my band. Does it? Okay. Does it say anything about who this farmer is? He's just a

far is a shepherd shepherd. He's a shepherd. I hope it's not Jesus. And he goes into the woods, right? Is that what that said? A shepherd went out into the wilderness. Will search one lost sheep rather than looking after the 99 minute return. Maybe the 99 that returned are dead. Yeah, like it's that, you know, bury the survivors thing. Yeah. Okay. Now this is going to, this is just me asking a question, but is there such a thing as a master sheep? Like the one sheep, like the one that leads the pack

or like a hundred percent. To answer your question, a thousand percent. And the answer to the question is, this is gonna sound stupid. No, no. Well, you know the phrase, stop being such a master sheep. Yes. That's where that comes from. Oh, okay.

The phrase, stop master sheep. Yes. That's where that comes from. Oh, yes. Oh, yes. What about the phrase, stop master sheep. Right. You're on an airplane. You're on an airplane. You're on an airplane. You're on an airplane. You're on an airplane.

You're on an airplane. You're on an airplane. You're on an airplane. You're on an airplane. You're on an airplane. You're on an airplane. You're on an airplane. You're on an airplane.

You're on an airplane. You're on an airplane. You're on an airplane. You're on an airplane. You're on an airplane. You're on little off today. I'm the Puzzles and Bruzzles. Yeah, it's because we Because we've been recording Puzzles and Bruzzles. Puzzles and Bruzzles. I love to do Puzzles and Bruzzles. When you say it, it's like a refined Victorian woman and then when I say that I sound like Swedish chef, I'm like Puzzles and Bruzzles.

And I just said like a verb Austin. Puzzles and Bruzzles. Top of the morning doing a puzzle. I mean, I already should bolster that's not Paul's also in Ruegel's. Top of the morning to you, a person. I mean, I really should ball. So that's not far off, right? Yeah. Famously, a lot of Boston is Irish.

I think the sheep are animated. Did you ever watch Buneux scenes? Oh, yeah, don't. Dropkick Murphy. Oh, yeah, I love game. It's. Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba But he had a rational reason for doing this well Thank you, okay clue here we go. We got another one master sheep He was concerned about the long-term health of the herd so it's Okay, yeah Yeah, that's what I'm gonna say I think it's okay. So one lady is a one man is sheep gendered? No, what's a you?

Sheepal is it you a female sheep? You a goose Coost is a female. JBC. You is whatever That's what I wanted that's what I wanted the whole time what's the difference between a lamb a sheep a shop A ship a lamp a ship a ship a A ship? A lamp is a baby. A mo-curly a ship. Mary had a little baby. Okay, so a lamp is a goat, correct? Greatest of all time. Hello. What are we thinking? It's gonna give me the finger. Aaron gave me the finger. She's not allowed to do that. I was trying to silently disapprove of you, So the audience at home could hear it. OK, just by the way, with the first that you silently disprove me, you looked at me and you smiled really big.

So that was your version of silently disapproving. Yeah, I said, what is it? Is it you a thing? E, W, E. There's the term sheep. There's you. There's a ram. There's a gut sclery. There's a dodge ram. There's a there's a gut sclery.

There's a dodge ram. There's a master sheep. What's we talked about? Okay, it's gotta be the, it's gotta be the male female thing, right? Yeah, it's gotta be. It's a breeding sheep. So the master sheep is stud.

Or it's the one lady. Aaron immediately backed off that well, terrible, that no mere one female sheep 99 male sheep. Although, it's sort of like my weekend. Wow! It did it, it did it. Because you were telling me that last week had you fucks 99 male sheep.

Which brings us to our segment. Aaron's not Karen. Where Aaron discusses her exploits over the weekend. Here's the thing. They were all master sheeping. And I just couldn't help myself. Hi, lady. Get away from the engine. I'm trying to master sheep on this plane. Can we hear the answer to this?

The answer to the puzzle. The puzzle. The puzzle. The missing animal is the only ram in the Flaught. Yes, and without him the flock could not increase is that is that so I know that like horses have like a Stud right like that they go and they impregnate all the horses with But is it one to ninety nine? In this case, I'm a red blooded American man, but that just sounds like too much sex. Well, now we got to see a scene.

I got to know my go out before we see a scene. I got to know the number where you go too much. Hey, I like to do sex just as much as the next guy, but 99 times over in a definite period. A new thanks. Yeah, what's that when you're married and laying in bed, what's the number that your spouse is gonna, obviously, and you're like mercy, mercy.

If I have sex one time, I need two and a half weeks. What team would you like to see Old Man puddles? Why wouldn't you see a scene where John, where JPC was like, too much, okay, I have to say. I don't want to do that scene. I reach my limits. I don't want to do that scene. That does sound like a lot of, am I, am I wrong there?

Well, not, that's assuming that that's extra uploading that all 99 of those other sheep want to have sex. That's true. Maybe some maybe some maybe some of them are in love with each other. Maybe some are not old enough to have what percentage of sheep it's just like human.

It's a spectrum of like homosexuality, right? Like it's a Kinsey scale for sheep as well. Not really. But also he it's a Kinsey scale for sheep as well. Mm-hmm. Oh, to soon. But also, it's his responsibility to finish each time he has sex. So that's extra exhausting. That's so true. Because they're not like hanging out. Like they're trying to have kids.

It's not casual. Well, now I do want to see. They're not. Good time. Now I do what I see as in with JPC is the RAM. OK. Air and SS sheep. And we in with JPC is the RAM. Okay. Aaron has a sheep. And we're at like some sort of sheep nightclub. Can this be like your sheep like 87?

Okay, because I'm, and it's you just trying to have that discussion of like, what's going on? What do you, yeah. I'm ready. Hey, I had a lot of fun last night. I'm, what? I said I had a lot of fun last night.

Oh yeah, I had a lot of fun last night too.'m sick what? I said I had a lot of fun last night. Oh yeah, I had a lot of fun last night too. Yeah, you, um, you didn't stay this morning. Is that maybe we could get breakfast or... Oh, um... Oh, I thought you knew what this was. Play by your drink? Um, no, I'm actually with my boys today. Ha!

Uh, look, you're super cool, but I thought... What? You're super... You're super cool. You're super cool, but I thought this was just like... I thought you said that you loved me and you were looking for... No, no, no. I said I loved you, E-W-E.

I loved propagating the species. I thought you were kinda into that. Oh my God, I called my mom. Holding that in it. Oh my God. That sounds okay, you problem. Who the fuck are you? Get away from me.

This is my, hey, don't talk to my boy. Get shut up, you got it. Get away from my boy. Get away out of my- I'm his, we don't have winged man. Hey Ed. Yeah yeah, dude back off Yeah, out of my face, okay, you can't get out of here. Hey, okay, hey, Suzy hold on look I Thought you were cool with this

What's that? What? You don't wanna know Don't cry please don't cry please don't oh oh, I'll have you know. I'll have you know my man here. He shares down there Ed what are you doing? What number am I? That brings us to a new segment I want to introduce. Oh. Hold on. We said that we would vote on any new segments that never had.

This is we're going to introduce quizzes. Oh, so we have Puzzies, Riddies and Quizzies. Okay. Who's those? The old PRQs. These will be for one of you. So it'll just be the one person answering. Okay. And these will be for one of you. So it'll just be the one person answering. Okay.

And these will be timed. There won't be an exact stop-bock, but at some point I'm gonna just say you're done. So they won't be timed. That's how you say that. Here's the first one. This one's for JPC. Shit.

And the quiz on this. Okay. And these are called the numbered diversions. Numbers diversions? Let's not dwell on it. Okay. And this one is, let me know what the four H's of the four H club are.

The four H's of the four H club. Horses, husband, tree, humming. Take it home. Take it home. Take it home. I have a habit. Good? I did that. I have a good I think one of them has to be husbandry right one of them is husbandry he will feel you Hectors, which is a kind of measurement. When is his time up?

I mean, it was time had to be up minutes ago. Time is up. Okay. Okay, let's show you. I'm super confident that one of them is husbandry because you're growing. The four H's for four H club are head, heart, hands, and health. What the fuck?

I'm sorry, and hell yeah. the fuck? Oh, I'm sorry. And hell yeah. I know how I know that phrase. It's from the Dixie Chicks on. Both members of the 4-H club, both Dixie and me. And if you do that, I know the phrase goes, it's a club.

That's your only context for 4-H. Yep. Oh, because you're from Boston. Yeah, and that's Dixie Chicks. Do very well in the club. Well, no, but like I'm from Indiana, and we have like 4-H. Oh, because you're from Boston. Yeah, and that's Dixie Ticks, do very well in Bob. Well, no, but like I'm from Indiana. We have like 4-H. I never have ever. It's like farm stuff. Oh, I would not have known anything about that. I'm very sick. You go to the state fair and there's like a, you know, a boy's like, this is my pig. And, you know,

we write used him and now he's the fatdest pig in Indiana. My high school had a sailing and skiing team. So I wouldn't know what you're talking about Aaron here's it was sail and ski You don't know how much time you have okay, I may call it after one second. I may call it in 10 minutes Okay, here we go. Here we go as fast as you can cut No Don't cut it and way ahead of you Again as fast as you could come, I just fucked 87 sheep. What do you want from me?

I've got a marathon, man. Again? OK, what's going? Here we go. As fast as you can go. OK. The gift sense on the 12 days of Christmas. Go.

The gift sense? Say that again. I literally didn't hear you. Here we go. The quiz is, and this is, so JPCs was the number four years is the number 12 It's the 12 gifts sent on the 12 days of Christmas 12 Wait

Thursday 12 12 drummers drumming 12 people marching Panicking 12 no it's eight made to milky. 10. 9 drummers. Matt. I like your your approach to this is a mad dash to the middle. And we're both forwarded backwards. Okay, yo, I don't you don't have to give it to me and we can cut this part out, but I need to get I can't imagine we will In a partridge in a pantry There's one second day Christmas

I do that we can't think we don't have time for the whole song. We don't have time We don't have time for the lights. We don't have time for the whole song. We never got the time and that's time And that's not five gold and rings all I heard was 12 drummers drumming all I heard from you was 12 men are marching No 12 drummers drumming. There was 11 minute marching that we went back to 12. We got partries in our pear tree. We got two turtle does. We got three French hands. We have four calling birds.

We got five gold rings. We got six quesilings, seven swans of swimming. Eight mates of milking. From ninth day, stuff for grabs. No. There's drummers drumming. There's ladies dancing,

Piper's piping, it's a regional thing. Oh. Then we have Lord's Alieping, then we have Piper's Piping, or Ladies Dancing, or Lord's Alieping, and then we have 12 Drummers Drumming. I got it though. No.

I said 12 Drummers Drumming. You did say that, correct. There's a supposed to name all of them. What do you think the plural of Kabooses? Kabooses. I like that Jim Kabooses. He's good as Jesus. Oh, I think I got confused. I think I was in my brain.

I only have to name the 12 one, not all 12. Okay. I made a mistake. I made a mistake. And I think that it's okay that you did. And I think that we forgive you for making it. Seven swans of swimming eight ladies. Deads and nine golden rings. Four friends and eight

calling bird. And eight for a trade. Okay, we're fine. The other new segment here is our producer KJ got me this lovely birthday gift. Okay. The late man puzzle older I turned one old man putty's older Yeah, you did turn 14 with all of your shipbag friends But I can't open the present unless I solve the riddle that's on it. So I thought we'd do this on air. Okay, what the help of you two So you know the edge Larry Larry Bowling's junior and oh, boy. And a memory. This is our memory. We all know your name. It's Adam Clayton. It would be so funny if they were here the whole time. And we're like, just the last 30 seconds. We're a bottle of bottle. If you we are so we're such big fans we're thrilled to have you here if you could just

sit through 45 minutes. We're gonna do around for a while of us thinking that some of the answers are animated. Post up. Here we go. I am loved by a monster and the best thing to put into me is your teeth. What am I? I'm loved by a monster and the best thing to put into me is your teeth. What am I? I'm loved by a monster. And the best thing to put into me is your teeth. Two fairy. She's very some monster. No. She's killed before. She'll kill her good. I'm loved by a monster. What does monster energy drink love? Guarine. Yeah, it's put me in your teeth. What also is teeth? Quarry mid-to-tour Silly. What do you put in a tooth? I think it's cookies cookies. KJs a cookies. Oh, it's good. Hold on hold on hold on hold on It's loved by a monster. I am loved by a monster. I am cookie monster. Oh my god. I am cookie monster

I am Hello, I'm cookie monster. Oh I'm Aaron's loves this video and we have a cookie monster. I see I got to see the ram from earlier trying to pick up Cookie Man through. Oh boy. Here we go. We open up on Sesame Street. It's pretty loud in here. Mr. Elmo, Mr. Elmo is here to... to... to feel with me for cooking, Mr. After You cooking! Hi, I'm Cookie Monster. I'm num num num num num. What number am I? Did you know I slept with 99 Cheap? 1, 2, 3, 4, Big Bird, what are you talking about? You're a crazy Big Bird. I think it's cookie. You think it's cookies? Yeah. Well, can we get? How do you know? I get a thumbs up thumbs down.

It's cookies. Oh yeah. Oh, and there's cookies inside. Oh, there's that cook. Oh, It'd be funny if the answer was cookies and then you open it and it's like baby carrots. We should have known that it was a be funny if the answer was cookies and then you open it and it's like baby carrots. We should have known that it was a diamond dream because it's in a cookie jar. No, it's in a nut jar. It's in a nut jar. You're a nut jar. Yeah. That's what we call you behind your back.

A nut jar? Wait, wait, wait, can we try some of these? Can we try the cookie? We're just going to end the episode like that. People knowing, like I said before, I'm a, I'm a mainstay of the podcast community for some time now and the one thing I know that fans love is eating on there. Yes they love that. People love the quenching munch. They love our love. Reviewing cookies on a riddle

podcast. The quenching munch of a podcast are right into that dirty dirty mic. They want to hear those noises. Well I'm gluten-free so I can't have the cookies to be in with. I'm gluten-free so I can't have the cookies to be in with I'm gluten free so I can use to Bowl for you. Oh, no bully. Oh, you can't do that. You haven't see where you want to try one Okay, this is me trying a cookie Crunch and munch I'm gonna describe it so JPC bit into it now I'm slipping him off He saw the cookie hole it stuck in his trick. Yeah You put it in his ear. that's not right JPC oh these are delicious KJ compliments to the chef did you make these he's saying yes and they're

poisoned and he's doing the lie to cross his neck oh and yeah okay so I'll die. Oh fuck. Of course you can always send us your riddles or pussies or quizzies or cookies or cookies please please send us cookies. But if you send us any gifts or any food it has to contain a riddle otherwise we will not open it. It has to contain some sort of well Aaron might not have that. I don't know. But you can always email us with submissions for your favorite pleasure, already that you either know or created yourself. That's at hrrpodcast.gmail.com. Again, hrrpodcast.gmail.com.

You can also follow us on Twitter. We're at HeyRiddleRiddle, so check us out there. And as always, you can email me at hr martin podcast at gmail.com That's where we have George our art and answer HR specific questions And it takes forever it takes a log time jbc anything you want to plug. Oh boy. I would just say Oh, if you guys if you guys are fans of twitch you can follow me on a twitch TV fans of Twitch. You can follow me on Twitch at TV Twitch.tv slash Shark Barkman. We play Overwatch on Monday nights or Twitch.tv slash one shot RPG. We play Gloom Haven on Thursday nights.

Aaron, anything you want to plug? Yes, every Friday at 10.30 at I.O. Chicago. I want a team called Wet Bus in a show called Oh, yeah, and it's really fun and you should come. And Aaron, what is the largest landmass in the world? You. Yeah, that's it. Aaron word of boys go to get more stupider. Your reign is.

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