Hey Riddle Riddle - #63: A Pun in the Pool

Episode Date: October 2, 2019

It's 63 and we're full of pun-energy! We read some riddles from loyal listeners and then verbally dismantle them then go back to one of our least favorite riddle books! We're talking about inventions, circuitry, cocktails, baseball, new twists on classic comedy bits and an ill-fated attempt to run for Mayor of Indianapolis. This episode is insane and you're all our puppets! Keep your moms away from Erin! #WiddleWednesdayStarring:Adal RifaiJohn Patrick CoanErin KeifEditing by: Casey ToneyTheme by: Arne ParrottLogo by: Emily Kardamis & Emmaline MorrisWant more? Get Weekly Bonus Eps on Patreon!Want merch? Visit our TeePublic Store!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The doctor was the mother. He stood on a block of ice. It was the typical fish. It was the cat and of an airplane. It's happened with the oxygen. There's a horse in the rain. We're going to run soon. We're going to run soon. Run soon. Or hit, hit, hit, or break. Don't miss. RIP. RIP. Liam Neeson's niece got a lease on a Nissan.

Here. I'm sorry we didn't get that when you take that one more time. Liam Neeson's niece got a lease on a Nissan. It's a Leslie Neeson. Liam Neeson's niece got a lease on a Nissan. It's a Leslie Nielsen. Liam Nesan's niece got a lease on Leslie Nielsen. Perfect, we got a... Nesan, Lisa, Lisa, got a lease on the Nissan. I think you need to say it loosely a couple times. And you need to work in Mona Lisa.

Mona Lisa's leash has a lease on the Nissan. I'm so sorry I read that wrong. You need to work in Moana Lisa. Moana Lisa lease on the Nissan Lisa. I'm so sorry, it that wrong. You need to work in Moana Lisa. Moana Lisa Lisa on the niece on the nice on Lisa. I'm so sorry. It's Moana Lisa smile. Great. Nailed it Aaron.

Great. JPC. The president's penis was ejected from the Senate chamber. Nailed it first try. Great. Wow. Perfect. Welcome to Heyrittle Rittle.

I'm Adolfi. I'm JPC. And I'm Liam Neeson's niece on. I'm JPCPC. And I'm Liam Neeson's Neeson. I'm JPC. Oh, to be Liam Neeson's Neeson. How are we all doing? I'm doing a lot better than Liam Neeson. I'll tell you that much. Guys canceled AF.

But I'm doing well. I would say I'm doing well. I'm doing like I order my steak. Well. Rare. Rare. Rare. Raw. Raw. Raw.

Let's get into it. I feel like the last couple episodes we've been dilly dilly. Yeah, let's get into it. Let's get into it. Why did you leave your keys up on the table? I don't want a dilly dally. Let's not dilly dilly dally, but light. Let's get straight into it.

Have you guys ever had a Dilly bar before? Oh, it's my favorite. Dilly Queen? Dilly Queen Dilly bar? Actually, I like Buster Bar better. What's that? I like Buster Bar better than Dilly Bar. I don't know, I'm not familiar with Buster Bar. Buster Bar looks like...

That's Arthur's friend, the analogue cantaloupe. Buster Bar sounds like a Bruna Mars cover band. So Buster Bar... Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's like a part upside down parfait. So it's like chocolate covered. It looks like a big like a, like a, like a cup frozen cup of ice cream and it's ice cream fudge and nuts ice cream fudge and nuts ice cream. Oh, interesting. It's really good. Where do they serve it? Very quick. Really? Also, Mr. Misty is my hollownotes. Fudge. Can you get that tattoo?

Oh god. Fudge notes is my big and rich. I know that we can't keep making t-shirts, but Fudge and Dust is my hollownotes. Fudge and Dust is my hollownotes. It's a great t-shirt. And of course, some of their famous songs here in our... I don't know. Spameter. Yeah, god. You're better at these kind of jokes. We do it. I'm tired. We're 100. I just had a grand slay.

I'm what do you want from me? A single? Come on. I will say that at the world news show that you two missed last night. It was a portion of the show. I'm sure we missed it. Yeah. There was a portion of the show where people were doing puns that had the word caching

them on cocktails. And there was a moment where we said, let's all just stop it and try to think of a few more of those. And we all just stopped it, try to think of a few more of those. So immediately, can you, either of you come up with cocktails that have the word cash in them?

Have the words cash in them. Think of an example. Cashmapolitans. Yeah, cashmapolitans was one of them, or the old cashmap was one of them. Old Cashmopolitan was one of them. Yeah, but I can you, legit, we got like four. Cashmopolitan the beach. Cashmopolitan the beach?

Okay, I like that. That's in the cashmopolitan. That's in the cashmopolitan. That's in the cashmopolitan. Well, it can also be cashmopolitan. They can also be money based, but I think Cash was the word that we were trying to work into a lot of them. Cashmopolitan.

I don't know. Cash driver. Cash neat. Cashmopolitan. Cashmopolitan. Four fingers of cash. I don't know. Cash driver. Cash neat. Cash on the rocks. Four fingers to cash. Four fingers to cash. There was a sign that I used to drive by an Indianapolis by a dairy queen.

And it was, I think it was on Martin Luther King, junior boulevard. I think it's where the dairy queen was. But I drove by it a couple times. And the sign said, 40 dilly bars for $4. And I was like, yeah, be real. I was like, that has to be a, and I don't go to the area, they're ruined.

I don't go to the area, I don't have, I've never, I don't think I had had a dilly bar. And this is in, I think I'm in college at this point. And finally, I stopped in, and I went inside and I was like, hey, can I get, what's the guy get 40 dilly bars for $4? I think I was like, yeah. I was like, what's with the sign?

And he was like, we messed up when we put the sign up. And I was like, why don't you take it out? And he goes, we don't have the stick. You don't have the stick. Because there's a stick, a big stick to like change the letters of the sign. And I guess the guy who had the stick wasn't there. Teddy Roosevelt.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Gary, big stick and sell daily bars for a good price. So I did, I bought had the stick wasn't there. Teddy Roosevelt. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Gary, big stick and sell dilly bars for a good price. So I did, I bought 40 dilly bars for $4. And you didn't even charge me, he didn't even ring it up. You just gave him $4 cash and he gave me a 40 dilly bars, which is two boxes, did you think? In India. In India, yeah, in Indianapolis.

Speaking of things, I don't make sense. Let's do a riddle. Okay. I think everybody needed to know that story about the Dealy Bar. So we've got a couple of warm-up type riddles that some listeners have sent in. And they're fun. And I like giving the listeners a little bit of a sharn-air. So we're going to do some of their riddles.

Alacash white. It's a beer. It's a beer, it's not like a cocktail. Anything's a cocktail if you drink it. Anything's a cocktail if Tom Crease is there. Yeah, that's what I was going to cocktail. Anything's a cocktail if you drink it. Anything's a cocktail if Tom Creases is. Yeah, that's what I was going to say. Anything's a cocktail of Tom Creusthode up in the air. So, my wife is a cocktail. Oh, what's the airplane movie you was in?

Airplane. Top Guns. They're also remaking Top Gun. No, I don't think they're remaking it. They're recasting Goose as a goose. No, they're coming. Real life goose. I'm a truck goose.

Untill the Goose movie, Top Gun 2. Goose as a goose. No, I can't be very. Real life goose, I'm trying to goose. Untill the Goose movie, Top Gun 2. Goosey Troop. So this is what I mean, you're better at these jokes. Here's a sleep related riddle that I found online. Ariel is the one that synthes in. She also writes topical in there because Ariel wrote us a very nice topical gun. Ariel wrote us a very nice email about informing us

about something that I didn't know much about narcolepsy. Do you know much about narcolepsy? I know. I know. It's a little bit about it. It's all down disease. It's the group of cops who go after drugs, right? Yes. I really mean that. And the criminal justice. There are two types of cops. Cops to sleep you to do cops. I know it's a very real thing that people have narcolepsy pretty common narcolepsy just means that you're super tired tired all the time it doesn't mean that you necessarily just fall asleep or whatever Oh, so everything I know about narcolepsy comes from doose big little milk And that's wrong and that's wrong so if someone who's narcoleptics, they don't throw the ball in the air, fall asleep,

and slide down the bowling area. I think it's just like a sort of constant tired. Sometimes you're so, so tired that you can't get it. And this is real. That's the only thing Rob Schneider's have ever been wrong about. But he was wrong about that one. But not about Shane Gill.

He's on the right side of history with whole Shane Gill. I heard you just, we just signed with Nike. Oh good. You can't do it. Just you can do it. Yeah, God, what a signed with Nike. Oh good. You can do it. Just you can do it. Yeah, God, why don't I boy with a great movie. Can we hear a little bit of Gambit?

Yeah, you come to the back of the bus. No, but a cataplexie is actually the thing where you lose control of your muscles and collapse. And Ariel, who is narcoleptic, also let us know that they discovered that they are also catapultic when they laughed too hard from listening to our show. So we're helping people with science and that's why they tend to say sleep-related riddle. So here's Ariel's riddle.

A tourist named Kevin stopped at a hotel and stayed in a single room. When night fell, he went to bed but couldn't fall asleep. After a while, he picked up the phone and called someone, didn't say anything, hung up, and immediately fell asleep. Who did Kevin call him? Why? Call me Dr. Sleep Good. He called his friend and his friend,

read Good Night Moon to him and then he fell asleep. Good night moon, good night moon. People get mad at me for singing on the show, and I'm a third of the singing, everything. I don't think anybody gets mad at you for singing. People love you. People love you singing. People don't know the thing.

People don't know the thing. No, so didn't say anything, called someone, didn't say anything hung up and immediately fell asleep. Was it something of like, they're soothed by the weather being red, or was it one of those like a, okay. The, I will say that, I don't think it says in the riddle,

but the other person that they called also did not answer. Okay. Or if they did answer, what they said wasn't important. Did they call their like hypnotist and their voicemail is some sort of, oh my God. If you were a hypnotist in your voicemail hypnotized people, that would be fucking awesome. Hey, um, uh, sorry, Adelkin, we have a quick sidebar.

Mm-hmm. Okay, so I took JPC to a hypnotist. Okay. And if you say the word chicken to him, he's going to do something real weird. So if, whenever you decide to say the word chicken, JPC does something real weird, don't abuse this power. Of course. Just so you know, hey, JPC, yeah, what's up?

You fucking suck. suck yeah I know you know that for the whole episode please don't suck at chickens dick I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'm gonna go no chickens are updates all right it's hence it's okay I do want to see it see okay no. JPC, you are going to be a hipnist. Aaron, you are a skeptic at a hipnism show. A skepticist. You're a skepticist.

And you get up on stage and JPC tries to hypnotize you. Ladies and gentlemen, and thank you very much, Mark. You can now return to your seat. Oh, and Mark, Kakadiddle do. Kakadiddle do? Please let me stop sucking his fingers. No, I'll never do that. Thank you, a big round of applause from Mark.

Now, I need another volunteer from the audience. What would I hand, like ironically, I guess? OK, young Miss, would you like to come up here on the stage? I guess so, Eric Qu is your and what is your name uh... bath okay your credulous about your own name i bet that my name is the great

one the many people oh okay well i've obviously you started to fucking mark a minute i don't know that i'm a little clown. Yeah, I mean. It looked like a little clown. And you look like you're about 40, 41 years old.

I am 26. OK, well, what I said, I didn't say, I think you're the same, you just said what you looked. So I'm not wrong. I'm going to start hypnotizing. I've already been hypnotized to think she's 20 seconds. Amazing. I would like to hypnotize you.

Before I do that, I must get your consent. Do you consent to be hypnotized? Sure. I would love to like to hypnotize you know before I do that I must get your consent Do you consent to be hypnotized sure? I would love to see you try okay? I'm gonna count backwards from 10 you let me know if I get it right 10 9 8 7 6 5 3 4 3 2 1 yes Okay, so she's She's willing to Be wrong on stage in front of people which means that she is prone to suggestion. What's your favorite word, Beth? Apple.

Apple. Okay. Now may I see your phone? Okay. This is a Samsung. Yeah. Why would you have a Samsung if your favorite word is Apple? I'm poor.

You think a Samsung cost less money? This is a galaxy note. Two. Scene. We'll never know what happened. Sam's I'm going to kill us. Then one of our bigger sponsors. No.

Anyone have an answer for this? One one, one big hint is that they're in a hotel. Was it like the front desk to set an alarm like to get a wake up call or something? Yes, classically, if you can't fall asleep, get away from it. They're worried about they wouldn't wake up for like an important meeting.

That's actually good. That's a good take. I think I say it's something that made them less stressed. Mm-hmm. There's a specific reason that they can't fall asleep. They're normally great at sleep. Oh, it's a sound. They call the front desk and say,

because people next door to me are making an awful lot of sound Can you tell them to quiet down? That's very close and it's the it's very true Except they didn't call the front desk. They called I bet it's someone in the nape like a neighboring room has an alarm going off But they're not turning it off. I'm gonna give it to Adel. There's a neighboring room the room next door Where a person their name Susie was storing very loudly. So what do they do? They called Susie's room, woke her ass up and then went to bed. I have a whole body just your ass. Hi, five me. Ariel says they woke her ass up.

Yeah, and after that, Kevin was easily able to fall asleep. Thank you, Ariel. That was such a great riddle. And thank you, Adela and Aaron, because you had some very interesting answers to that riddle that I think also worked pretty well. But we're not the right answer. So you don't get any points for that. If that makes sense. And Aaron, nothing you wanna say about Ariel

in terms of like, thing in my bums or? I've got 20. There you go. But half-hearted attempt. go. Half-hearted attempt. Ooh, a half-hearted attempt. Walking around on those woody comb grapes. That's the subtext of this podcast, half-hearted attempt. Uh-huh. This one is from Calvin.

This is a warm-up rental. Are these all cartoon character names? I love the name Calvin. I was just saying, if I ever have a son, I'm going to name him Calvin. Nobody steals that. Well, it sounds like Calvin already has. I love the name Calvin. I was just saying if I ever have a son I'm gonna name him Calvin nobody steal that well It sounds like Calvin already has well fuck you Calvin Really? Calvin I love the name Calvin. I do want to see a quick scene. This is all three of us, and this is just a 30 second trailer from the movie

Calvin and Hobbes and Shaw out Hey hey hey Calvin what what seems to be the problem wait shit which one was his tiger? see which one's Shaw oh man I do it Hobbes is definitely the tiger right? yes Hobbes the tiger um what we call a sh** in pain for them

Sean and I saw Hobbes and Shaw and five seconds before the movie started. He was like, okay, quick, who's that are you on Hobbs or Shaw? We'll keep a point system the whole time. But which one was Hobbs and which one was Shaw? That's the hardest question to answer. I forget. I had the rock. I was excited every time.

That's going to be Hobbs. That's going to be Hobbs. Yeah, because you see the rock and you say, that guy's name is Luke Hobbes. Mm-hmm. All right, this is from Calvin. What is four legs is covered in green fur and will kill you if it falls on you. Moscat.

Moscat baby. Yeah, Moscat. The answer is Moscat. I got Mia Cat. That's covered in Mos. Carry on Moscat. What's got four legs covered in green fur and might kill you? Is covered in green fur and will kill you

if it falls on you? A building. Is it like, what do you mean when you say a building is covered in green fur or air? Moss. It's covered in moss. It's falling. I never said I liked riddles.

I never said, I said, right? I think it's... In the first episode, it said you hate riddles. Yes, so I made no promises. Let's see. So we're starting a nationwide search for our new coast. I love the idea of a building fall. I got someone.

Watch out for that building. I'm gonna say a shag rug table. You are not far off say a Shag rug table. You are not far off with a Shag rug table. Is it like a couch, green couch, green table, green table? Yeah, okay. Shag rug table. I'll take it. Well, the answer's not green table. It's a table though. The table is a fair answer.

Green table. Yeah, table. You said Shag rug table. So it's a type of green table. Green table, ping pong table. No, green fur. Oh, a pool table. Yeah table you said Shagrug table. So it's a type of green table green table ping pong table Now green fur. Oh a pool table. Yeah It's a pool table Aaron you and I did that together I was a real high five. Wow. I want to see And we're at a real dive bar real divey bar and

You two are just like all the local swimmers. Yeah, I'm fine. Yeah. And then you two are pool rivals, not swimmers. I'm digging for something to all. You set us up so hard. I know, I know, I know, but you you played a game of pool. Okay. And you're both like drinking whiskey's and tonight's the night. You really go after each other. Another old cash and yeah, only if you can have another my cash. What? Um, am I die? I'm gonna get you a gentleman and another round of drinks.

Yeah, we'll just have another round of what I've taken for a pretty cash. A pretty cash and you on whatever you had. No, cash, cash, you married. No, no, no, no, I want a pinya cash ladder. All right, I'll be right back with your drinks. Thank you. I'm on to you.

I'm on to you as well. We're both sharks swimming in a pool and this dive bar. Yeah, and you'd better stay in your lane. Well, we're swimming in this pool in this dive bar. We're both sharks. I'm gonna drink this like a fish. Oh, go down. I'm gonna make sure you floaty.

Here, you drink. It would have been more fun if you didn't try to do all the pool puns. Here we go. Okay, all right. This is well. All right, here you go. Thank you so much.

Here's a tip. A tip, which is to say, mind your fucking job. And here's also another tip for you. That's $4. Oh, that's $20 presents pretty good. $4.20, how expensive are these drinks? Well, let's see, $4. It's $2.20.

Hold on, it's $2.50. $2.50. Are they gonna play pool or what? I don't know. How do you reverse figure out a tip? I wish I was. How do you reverse figure out, yeah? Cool and you figure out? How do you reverse figure out? Yeah? I'm fine.

If I 20% for $20 a bit $4 is a $20 $20 is $20. It's a $20 drink. I'm about a $20 drink. How is that possible? Please don't break the pool. Cue sticks and this is Oklahoma City. You're charging $20 for a cocktail That's insane! Fight each other. I'm fighting you! I want to speak to the manager of this bar.

Hello, I'm the manager of this bar. My rival's the manager of the bar? Sorry, I should have prefaced that earlier. No, it's okay, I'm one of the chief principal investors of this bar. Oh, I should have prefaced that earlier. Okay. I guess I've won up to you once again. Okay, well, I just... Okay, why? I'll try up to you once again. Okay, why just...

Okay, why? I'm trying to get me at a bed. Cannonball! See. I leaned into the pool thing by the end. Aaron came around. Yeah, you came around and you really liked it. This one is from Stephen. Stephen loves the podcast. They love the laughs. They think the Patreon is well worth it, so they're obviously making fun of us. Um, see you in your bully. What can you eat your soup with? Sit on and cut paper with. Your grandpa.

What can you eat your soup with? Sit on and cut paper with. Okay, so you can cut paper with scissors. Mm-hmm. Can't scissors soup. No, we can't scissors. Rock paper scissors soup. You can sit on scissors. You can sit on anything. You can sit on anything. What can you eat your soup, Greg? So sit on. What can you eat your soup with? Sit on and cut paper with.

So cut your soup. A saw. This truly sucks. Thank you so much for sending it, Steve. Is it a pun? No, it's not a pun. Is it a bad answer? Yes.

Your hands. What can you eat, Steve? You can eat soup with your hand. You can sit on your hand. You can eat soup with your hand. You can eat soup with your hand. You can eat soup with your hand. You can eat soup with your hand.

You can eat soup with your hand. You can eat soup with your hand. You can eat soup with your hand. You can eat soup with a pun. Is it a bad answer? Yes. Your hands. What can you eat super? You can eat super with your hands. You can sit on your hands, you can cut paper with your hands. Actually, Aaron, that is mostly a good answer. I just don't know how you can eat soup with your hands. I guess it's a gazpacho.

No, no, you just like pick up a spoon with your hands. You need your hands. Oh, okay, yeah, sure. Your brain. The answer to all riddles is your brain. You said this is a dumb answer, and that is a dumb answer, so thank you for that. What can you eat soup with, sit on, and cut paper with? Crackers.

Yes. Do you want to hint for this? It's pretty dumb answer. Your hint is it's three different things. What? So a spoon, a chair, and scissors? Yes, correct it is. A spoon, a chair, and scissors.

Did this guy who is address? Keep in mind, this person supports the Patreon. I'm gonna go there and have sex with their mom. Mom. Damn, Stephen. Damn, Stephen. Damn, Stephen. You're gonna have sex with your mom, Stephen.

Wow, so Stephen pays five bucks, and his mom gets laid. Yeah, that's a good deal. I'm gonna make her freaking sex with your mom, Steven. Wow, so Steven pays five bucks and his mom gets laid. Yeah, that's a good deal. I'm gonna make her freaking palm love with me, Steven. Aaron fucks your mom. Uh, power move. Aaron fucks your mom. Aaron fucks your mom was filmed in front of your mom.

Watch, she's getting fucked. Well, I hope it's a consensual filming. You're not secretly filming. For an I, I, I, I love. So Steven, just so you're clear, your mom will consent to be fucked by Aaron. I wish I had made this joke. Thank you for supporting the podcast.

And thank you for submitting your riddles. And yes, that was a very bad riddle, but I think also Steven knew in their heart of hearts that that was a very bad riddle. And speaking of very bad riddles, I've got some specially prepared for the two of you. And I just can't wait to give you these riddles. The wickedly talented,

the wickedly talented Adina Menzel. The, this is a riddle, the title of this riddle is Long Life Bulbs. Long Life Bulbs? Long Life Bulbs. And remember, I'm changing the name to be Kevin, so that's why this doesn't work. Great. Accentric Kevin flipped an ordinary light switch in his living room. The lights went on, apparently, in an ordinary way. But there was a special hidden

circuitry involved. He was right when he boasted, my lights are wired, so the bulbs last much longer than average. I rarely have to change them. Explain. This is a fucking New Yorker article. Can you? This is a New Yorker cartoon. I'm looking at a cartoon and just reading words that don't exist in the picture.

And it's a dog with water in the mouth and a javelin sticking out of it. Uh-huh. Yeah, bouncing on time. No, that caption makes sense, too. And it's very political. They flipped the Northern air lights which in their living room.

The lights went on apparently in an ordinary way, but there was special hidden circuitry involved. He was right when he boasted, my lights are wired, so the bulb lasts much longer than average. I rarely have to change them. But why? But why, dear? Were they bulbs of garlic? Were they did they? Were they bulbs of garlic? Were they Christmas lights?

Were they bulbs of garlic? Were they Christmas lights? Oh boy oh boy. I will say no to both of those things. Is the bulb a light bulb? Yes, the bulb is a light bulb. And there is a special circuitry involved. And there is a special circuitry involved. Okay, circuitry, of course, is the plural of circuits. Okay. Okay, you guys are gonna love this. Multiple circuitry. Circai. Circai.

My favorite Madeline Miller book. It was really bad about saying it was gonna get my eyes mom. I thought we were just thinking about it. Aaron, if it makes you feel better, there's probably an 80% chance that person never knew their mom or their mom's dad. Oh no.

80%. Yeah. Yeah, well, I'm doing the 80% right? Yeah, that's fair. 40 on $20. Can you give us a hint? Does it come with a hint of formal hint? Aaron, it absolutely comes with some hints and I cannot wait to give them to you.

So here are your hints. Were the bulbs totally ordinary? Yes. Great hint. The ordinary incandescent bulbs screwed into ordinary sockets, but could a fluorescent bulb that had a socket base that fit into the fixtures be used instead? No. So it has to be ordinary bulbs.

Does the answer have to do with the structure of incandescent bulbs? Yes. Woof. Yeah. So, filibuster or anything there? Filibuster or filibuster or anything there? Filibuster bar. That's fun.

Oh, that's fun. There's something there. There's something there. So we have to know circuitry So we have to know circuitry. You have to know circuitry. You have to know about the structure of regular incandescent bulbs. And that's going to be paramount to you solving this riddle. I do want to see a scene to buy me some time.

Aaron, you are Thomas Edison. DPC, you are Thomas Edison's best friend. And Aaron, you've called DPC over to show off the light bulb, but something's gone wrong. Come in, quickly. Okay, yeah. You call, you call, you send a guy, you send a horse, messenger.

How do we communicate? I, you're gonna... You called? Mm. Alexander Graham Bell, what year is this? You called me? What's this that you called me? Watson, I need you.

You called me. Yeah, come on in, come on in. I'm gonna show you something and I feel like you're gonna Freakin show me the wackiest shit Tommy and but this time but this time but this time you show me the wackiest shit Let's see this time, but this time. Okay, let's you come on in. Okay. Yeah, and Up and What the fuck is this? I'm just a little like... Glass? No, I'm so sorry, something has gone wrong.

Okay, hold on. We should have this at the bus. No, no, no. This is for that? No, not this at the bus. We said that we'd only do that that one time. No, we said that we would do it an increasingly bigger science to see how big we could get.

We didn't see it. I know, we said it for science. For science. how big we could get. We didn't say science. I know we said it for science. But then we kissed it. Now it's weird. I love that it's glass because if it shatters, it'll be dangerous. Okay, watch this. Okay. I'm going to. Oh, Tom. I'm actually going to hold this and I'm going to rub my feet again. The carpet. No, not yet. No, no, no. We're not doing the butt stuff anymore. I'm going to rub my feet again. What do you mean we're not doing the butt stuff? We're not doing the butt stuff anymore. Did you find out? No, it just feels like you

don't follow that. She's okay with it. I'm sorry, uh, do I, shall I go back to the patent office? No, no, no, we want you to see it. I watch this. I'm gonna rub my feet against the carpet and then put this above my head. Oh, and I sit on top of your head. No, no. I lower myself that on your head. Let me just grab this pole. Oh, and can you also eat soup with this and cut paper with it? Why not? See. That's it? My very deep brain is. I'll follow up your butt.

We put this up our butt. This is for that. This is for that. This is for that. We put it up our butt. This is for that. Yeah, so it's going to be a bit of a deal. That's what you wanted, right?

What's the answer to this? Because I'm not, you know, I see. I'm going to use, for the first and last time, I'm going to use my mercy card, which says, have fucking mercy on me and tell me the answer. You guys are going to love this answer, OK. Modern and condescent bulbs have a coiled filament that glows as current is passed through it.

A coil, however, radiates and absorbs magnetic impulses as the current through it is changed. It thereby not only resists changes in current, the electrical equivalent of inertia, but also shakes slightly as the voltage changes. The voltage changes with alternating current between plus 166 volts and negative 166 volts. And back again, 60 times per second, placing mechanical stress on the filament. Eric merely used direct current so that the filaments, sorry, Kevin, Kevin merely used direct current so that the filaments would not be shaken by voltage changes and would last

longer for that reason. There's one person out there who just came their fucking pants was like, this is exactly what I wanted. Yeah, and that person's name, Mr. Wizard. I was going to say it's Stephen's mom, because Aaron walked out of here and walked to, I don't want to say do Jersey. That's a really good sum up of my personality is making a joke that's so disgusting and then feeling bad about it for three weeks.

I'm going to change this up and we're're gonna go into a segment that we've done. I don't know, we've actually never done the segment. I wanna change up this segment, in fact. This segment is called, that sucks. And we are gonna go around and say one thing that we think sucks about that riddle. Mm-hmm. Okay.

I'm gonna say the fact that you need to be an electrical engineer to get it. Yeah. One of the things that you need to be an electrical engineer to get it. Yeah. One of the things that I think sucks about this riddle is how it really is just the teaching me a thing that I had no interest in learning. It also standard with modern incandescent bulbs. And this book is published so long ago,

I don't know if that's modern anymore. That might not be how light bulbs work. You are reading from the Bible. Yes, of course. I've said that there is only one central truth and one central source of riddles, so that is the old test of it. Yeah, I think same as you guys, the thing that sucks about that riddle is I don't like to be tricked into learning. I don't want to ever have to learn anything unless I'm asking to learn it. Which is why you won't open fortune cookies. I won't, not even a little. Well,

I won't watch any educational channel. You won't open fortune cookies. I won't not even a little. Well, watch any educational channel. You won't open fortune cookies. Famously because you can't. Well, the physics of them, they're so confusing. Yeah, fortune cookies are the ultimate puzzle for you, correct? Yeah, I get confused. And also, I'm just all sleepy from all the food. And your hands are wet with butter and sweat. My own. I would say your hands are sweat with butter. If you ever meet me in real life and you shake my hand, my hands are very, very sweaty and that's just who I am. Okay, so just don't be weird about it, okay? If you ever meet me in real life and you shake my hand, look down in your hand, that's a fish.

I just put a bass in your hand, my man. You've been bassed. You've been bassed. All right. Huh? Is this good? That riddle sucked. We all hated it.

We all said, uh, I think you accidentally just said something iconic. I think that's gonna hurt you for the heads to an half years. I think that's a new thing. Do you think now that when people come up and meet us around town, they will start putting bass in my hands. I think they 100%. I 100% hope someone does. If you work in a bass pro shop and you can get us a live show there,

we will play there. We will do it live show. Let's only play it sporting good source. I will play it at Dix. I will play it a last resort. I will play it at Bass Pro Shop of playing a red lobster. So you'll play it at Dix or a pop roach concert?

Yes. I think a year from now at a live show, JPC is gonna come out and say it's with a bucket. It wants good goes. Who wants some bass? Everyone cheers, everyone knows the joke and you just throw fish and you're not. My ultimate goal is this podcast gets big enough and successful enough

that people throw bass at me. If that happens, if I can't live a normal life because I'm in fear of being bassed, I know. Don't make it a verb. You're making it worse. You've been bassed. You've been bassed. You've been bassed.

Speaking of getting bass, we're all going to go do a quick round of getting best. But while we do that, you are going to hear a message from some of our. Lance Bass. You're going to hear a message from InSync's Joy Fatone. Yeah. Yeah.

Fatone death. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha We're back and we hope you all enjoyed that ad for On The Line, which I believe is the Lance Bass Joy for Tom Movie. Okay. They made a movie? They made a movie. I'm sure they made a movie. And I think the plot of the movie was. On The Line sounds like a fishing movie.

No, I think what it is is that Lance Bass, I've made a tightrope walk. He's trying to find someone's number. I think he's spending the movie trying to find a woman's number and he doesn't have her number in some way because it's like on the line. I don't remember if he has a radio show

but Joey Fattone's his friend and he's trying to help him. This, it was, and you see, you're looking around the room and everything you mentioned is details in the room. Just kaiser, Soseg, together pieces of canceled, canceled, canceled. If anyone wants to get Red Wine drunk with me and watch that movie, let me know.

Any listener, I'll watch that with anyone. Steven's mom. Yeah, Steven's mom, well she definitely does. Coming up a storm. I think that that's the movie. I, you know what, I could have at any point when we took our break, Googled it, I could have known something about it. No, I like that we don't know.

Yeah, on the line, last bass. I believe that's the name of the movie. It doesn't matter because we're getting back to what we do best fighting. Natalie, hate your hat, Aaron. I hate everything else about you. But you love my hat. But I love your hat.

Where did you get it? I never really had. Yeah, oh my God, it's such a nice hat. The title of this riddle is, they had a ball. Bob, we had my God, it's such a nice hat. The title of this riddle is they had a ball. Bob, we had a baby. It's a ball. Two men stood on a softball field and practiced throwing and catching just before a game. Over here, or over here, shouted Ned, slapping his fist into his mitt, Ted threw the softball to him. Good catch. Throw me a grounder, shouted Ted. Ned returned to the ball by throwing it along the ground, as requested. Now a high one. Are you reading a kids in a whole sketch?

Yes, it funny yet. Now a high one right here, right here. Ted threw the ball high in the air, and Ned ran about 10 feet to his left, reached up, and caught the ball easily. Good arm, but your aim is a little crooked, he announced. No, it isn't replied Ted. So what's wrong with throwing the high ball right where I was standing, retorted Ned? What? Fuck is going on.

Indeed. The wind. Ha ha ha ha ha. I feel very... Huh? I feel very lonely in this moment. Aaron said the wind as if she started levitating. We're recording in a car.

You think it's the wind, huh? I don't think so. I don't think it's the wind. So the guy threw 10 feet to the left. That silence was violent. That silence was violence. That silence was violence. So is he like crossing? Ted threw the ball high in the air and Ned ran about 10 feet to his left, reached up and caught the ball easily.

High into the air and he ran 10 feet to his left. Do the math. I'm doing the Alfredo. And Ned was the guy's name. Mm-hmm. Um, was it Ned from Ned and Stacy? Was it Ned from Ned and Stacy? Keep in mind I was born in 2006, so I don't know what the fuck that is. Mm-hmm. If it ain't fortnight, I don't know that shit. I'm sorry. I wanted to say

Does Ned uh, pon some noobs? Yeah, thank you some no skips some fucking I could have done net flanders You could have done net flanders His wife mod so you know the Simpsons which started in what 88? I only know the Simpsons from memes I only know what memes are are from Fortnite dances. I do want to see a scene. JPC, you are playing Xbox live online with a microphone headset. I don't know what a kid's call him. And you are your nose gopens some noobs, your opponent's your opponent's,

you're opening up a pawn shop. And Aaron, you are someone that he's playing against trying to just get through the game. Damn, we're 16 nose gop, you're done. You dropped. Hey, what? What, sell we've 16 notes up you're done you dropped. Yeah, what? What sell your PlayStation noob you're done? Turning my glasses hold on I need my glasses. What are you doing a YouTube prank show? No, why are you talking like that? Okay, hold on. I'm trying to reconnect with my grandson He never comes over I thought if I got good at this hold on I just spinning and aiming up and now you're jumping

My vest is on backwards How did you do that you can't put a vest on backwards give me six minutes six minutes I need six minutes to correct my vest. You're gonna be outside the kids on in six grab the wood grab the wood What grab the wood all right hold on grab this. All right, hold on. Grab this wood, newb. Bang, bang, bang, you're dead. Grab my deck. Hold on. Eat my dick and hell, newb.

I need to get the straw fill out of my milk, hold on. Wait, how do you get milk in this game? All right, let's straw fill. All right, okay, here we go. The things that you're saying are commands that you're executing in the game. All right. Here's this.

Hey, hey, sorry I'm a character in the game. Hey, sir, can his. Hey, hey, sorry if I'm a character in the game. Hey, sir, can I ask you a question? Yeah, yeah. How old do you, sir? I hold on, hold on, say that again. Sir, how old are you, sir? I'm 80s, I'm 91 years old. Sir, my name is Ninja, and I'm a professional streamer.

My name is Joseph, and I was in six of the wars. And as I count backwards, you're going to go back into a 26-year-old 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 3, 4, 5, 2, 1. All right, my voice is the same, but I'm going to do a backflip. Oh god, no. Here I go. No, you guys did not get the answer while you were doing that scene. Would you like some hints?

Yeah. I mean, based on the last, I can't even call that a riddle. Sure. Based on the last word problem, math problem, is this like a centrifugal force? Is this like, no. No, you won't need physics to solve this. Yeah, you won't need physics to solve this.

It's a nice way. Did Ted and Ted to give Ned practice at running to catch a high ball? No, just don't know high ball. Could Ted have aimed the ball directly at Ned if he wanted to? Sure. Why not?

Sure. Is there a location significant? They're on the moon. They're on the moon. They're on the moon. They're on the moon. Error was so converted that they are in the moon, which of course they are not. They're in a slanted shack. They're out of their boat. They're on the moon. Error was so confident that they are in the moon, which of course they are not.

You're an Islamic track. You're on a boat. You're on a boat. It's a little old place where you can do some slant rhymes. Airplane. No, so I got me a Chrysler. It's as big as a whale and it's about to go on sail. I guess that's still much. I tried to do a slant rhyme. Yeah. Trying to do a slant rhyme. Yeah. Trying to do a slant rhyme.

That's hard. That's right. God, because all I can do is do great fucking rhymes, just bust rhymes. Bust rhymes, my favorite. So it's about the location. But more about their physical proximity to each other and not about the location, like it's not the moon. Is one of them like 10 feet above the other or something?

No. It's more about their, would you say them like 10 feet above the other or something? No. It's more about their... Would you say you look in relationship to each other at a location? Kind of, but not necessarily the relationship to each other. Mmm. Are they on a mini golf course? No, but yes, maybe who knows. I was assuming two guys don't want to ball back and forth through each other,

playing with mits, they're on a mini golf course million golf course mini golf course moon in the eye of a hurricane Here's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna see a quick scene. Adel and Aaron you were on a mini golf course You have lost your clubs. You have a long line of people behind you and you're trying your best But what you're doing is you're picking up your balls and you're throwing them into the hole It was a really funny bit. I thought to throw them in the water, I would appreciate it. Guys, come on. Just give us a second. We're breaking up.

I thought it would be really funny if I threw the clubs in the water. But it was, and now I look like a fucking asshole. OK, just throw it. Just try to throw it through the hole and the windmill. And I'll come out the other side. I've got to get this on camera. And then you know what?

Well, we'll talk about this at ice cream after we play mini golf, just throw it. There is no ice cream. We're broke. Did you just hike a ball? Ow! Mother fuckers! Why did you hike a football in that guy's face?

I'm sure. So, shut it backwards between your legs. Okay, sorry, I'll just do it ready. All right, I have my ball and who, how do you? Yeah, okay, dunk. Scoops. Scoops. Scoops in the air.

So, you're a hiked to football. I just dunked a basketball. Throw your fucking golf ball, then. Okay, that hit. Yes. Okay. Hey, that paper airplane hit my kid in the hair. In the hair?

Yeah. My kid's all hair. Give him a fucking haircut. What's that? Give your kid a fucking haircut. I can't. Both of my arms were taken. Oh, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, me to be able to. Look, I'm doing it. Bim, bim, bim, bim, bim, bim, bim, bim, bim, bim, bim, bim, bim, bim, bim, bim, bim, bim,

Dan, could you just throw your golf ball? Yeah, it's happening. She's doing it. She's doing it. You just spun on the roulette wheel and you won. You hit. What's now do I need to make to indicate that I threw the golf ball?

Dan, the sign you need to make is putt putt. Putt putt putt. Excuse me, is that part what's the talk? Same. Putt putt. All right, you guys ready for this answer? put, put. Excuse me, I was just talking. Oh, it's a talk. Same. Put, put. All right, you guys ready for this answer? Yes, please. I think you could get it.

I think this is not impossible to get. The two men were not alone. Ted saw a teammate behind Ned in fear that if Ned missed the high ball, then the teammate might be hit by it. Athorough directly to someone's body was different. For it would at least be deflected as if it was missed. Ted aimed high so that if Ned missed the ball,

it would not hit anyone. Our bar for good riddles was pretty low. This fucking sucks, dude. This fucking sucks. I would like to see a scene. Oh, damn it. I was going to go to our bar for good riddles. Yeah, that's more important.

And then we'll do my scene later. Great, okay. So we're going to go to our bar for good riddles. This is all cocktails with riddle puns. Okay. And we're all the bartenders at this thing. Would anybody like a white riddle? Here you go. The, let's see, a puzzle. Puzzle platter. Tequila on a block of ice. Okay, it sucks. Oh, you suck. You fucking suck. You suck.

I'll have sex with your mom. Okay, okay. What else? What else? Would anyone like a lateral thinking to Kila. Puzzleoma, a miccolo punstruck. This is so fucking hard. He got the poison. He got the poison.

He had to come out. Seen, seen. Seen, seen. Oh, they got a few. Thank God. The scene I would like to see is you are two professional baseball players. And it's after a game that you lost,

but more importantly, one of you accidentally hit each other with a ball and you're trying to just like not show how sad and hurt you are. Good game, Rick. Yeah, good game, Rick. I mean, you know, you give it your all that we both did, really. Yeah, yeah. Well, we then some of these were going to lose. Yeah, you win some you lose some I just want to apologize I feel like when I was at bat. Yeah, I don't know if you noticed but I actually caught the ball one handed and whipped it third-based to hit you As you're running home, I just got you I you know crazy things happen on the field all spare I don't know what got into what that I do not know what. I didn't want to swing my back.

Kind of one handed just whipped you right in the face. Yeah. I don't know if I was trying to do like a rookie of the year kind of situation, but I. Who knows what it is. And I want to apologize for you because I know that when you were out there as catcher, and I asked when I was up to bat,

and I actually stepped back too quickly and kind of rested my balls on your shoulder. I apologize for that as well. Well, honestly, I apologize because we're on the same team and I was playing catch roll a U-ray at bat. Yeah, sure. I shouldn't have been there in the first place I was saying in front of the other team's catcher.

And I apologize too because I know that I have foul balls. Mm-hmm. Still. Also, four foul balls. Four foul balls. Yeah. And if you don't mind, I'm gonna go to that bar where they do riddles and get a ground rule double.

Ooh, can I, sorry, I don't mean to be too straightforward, I don't mean to be bunch, but I prefer you don't go to that bar. Okay. Does that make sense? Yeah, I guess if you want me to not go, I won't go, I guess. I could just, you know, the game's over. Oh, our pizza's done home run.

Great home run pizza. Actually, I'm gonna take this to go. I think I'm gonna go fly home. Okay. What does that mean? Fly ball. Fly home means fly ball? I'm, we're a baseball team and I'm gonna fly away.

Grand slam, Denny's. Second base. Am I part of this? Yeah, you're a big part of this. You're a important part of this, Eric. You said second base, huh? Second base. Second base, very good. Very good.

The new who's on first is who's on second. Truly, every idea has been done to death at this point, except. What if there's a who's on first, but it was all about sex? Please, tell me how that goes So it'd be like let's just do it. Yeah, okay, you're gonna. I will do it. Okay, you know Sex moves these days when you're when you're getting far with their your significant other they have funny names these days Yeah, if you if you Touched their genitals. That's a second base who's on first touch their genitals. Oh

Well who's on first tits second base. Who's on first? Touch their genitals. Ah, well, who's on first? Tits. Well, who's on first? Cogamals. And whose fingers are my buttons? Steven's mom. Steven's mom. Steven. I dare you.

Email us at HeyRiddleRiddle at gmail.com. Is that our email? Sure. My HRR podcast. HRR podcast. Email us. Do you think someone has? Do you think someone has.

Do you think someone has HeyRiddle Roodle at gmail.com? Give it to us, please. Please give it to us. What if they got a bunch of emails from our fans? Oh, God. Maybe. They could emails that HR are puffing stuff at gmail.com. This riddle is titled Happy with the TV ad.

A man went to a TV station and bought one minute's worth of advertising time. He handed a video cassette to the station manager. No. And learned to the second exactly when his one minute tape would be on the station. Just before the scheduled time, the man turned on his TV set, tuned into the correct channel and waited. At exactly the time for his ad, a test pattern came on. The sound and intense pure tone did not change for a full minute.

The pictures stayed the same too. Then the man, pleased, turned off his TV, said, explain. Man was insane. All men are insane. Some men just want to watch the world, but... I'm confused. Yeah, man, it are insane. Some men just want to watch the world, but. I'm confused. Yeah, man, I was insane. So it's just a solid tone played

when the man bought an ad. This man was for tones. His ad was for tones. This is Joey Fattone. This is tone look. So typically that sort of beep is for like going off the air or for what? Uh, tornadoes. He's selling tornado warnings. He was selling tornado warnings.

He was selling tornado warnings. All right, Adel, what does he have seen? You're like a old-timey snake oil salesman, so you've just pulled out. No, Yes. Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha. I will not do the privates. Hahaha. You've just pulled up to a town.

You've got to be really in a wild car. You've gathered the, like, the all of the town's folk have gathered around and you're selling tornadoes. All right, folks, gather around, gather around. Now, again, my name. That's the two, okay. What's this? My name.

I was given my hair cut at this barber. Are you chanting Trump? Trump. Trouble. Trouble, that this barber. Are you chanting Trump? Trump. Trouble. Trouble, that's right. There's trouble right here in this little city. Trouble right here with the weather. Weather that starts with the W.

Same as water. Now, you got your flood, you got your mud. Don't be careful, get your butt up, butt up, butt up, butt up, butt up, butt up, butt up, butt up, butt up. Go. Whoo! Trouble with the T. Trouble with the Trouble.

Spill the T. Trouble, Trouble, Trouble with the T-T! Trouble with the T! Trouble with the T! Trouble with the T! Trouble with the T! I got it gun! Get on the fucking ground! Trouble with the T! What's up with these tornadoes, sir?

Blame, blame, blame! Trouble! Oh, he shot the tornadoes! Trouble! Thank God, he saved us all! The tornadoes are dead! Trouble! The song's not over!

Trouble, Trouble, Trouble, Trouble, Tr Jobble, Jobble, Aaron, take a good breath. Aaron, Aaron, Aaron, Aaron, Aaron, cold fronts and the mixing up fast, the mixing up to take you ask and throw you across the sky. But if you don't want to die then take my advice. I'm Dr. Tornado. If you ask me, I'll give you a tomato. I'll say that, honestly, it's a bread. Put that bread in the mouth in your head. And put that bread in your baby's safe because you've got my tornado warning system and I'm selling it for a hundred dollars. Now who would like to step up and buy was. That was accidentally a JP riddle scene. Yes. And so what's the answer to this? No, I actually like this one. This this rid rental does make sense to me. I will say. Okay, so the the long beep and the picture didn't change.

Picture to change was a long tone beep. It was for Andrew Dice Clay's comedy tour. Oh yeah, expletive. This is the man as Andrew Dice Clay. Well, you said VHS tape, so I'm just trying to look at you. It was for his ad was for oh, I know, I know, I know. Oh, Air knows, I love this. Yeah, he works at a TV place and he wanted everybody to think that their TVs were broken. That's a really good answer, Erin. That's a really good answer.

So that's the answer. Well, no, because Astor's ad stopped, that their TVs would have been broken at A-Bor. Yeah, but they're like, oh, that weird beep was bad. You know how when you watch your TV, if it doesn't change in 30 seconds, you read the house to go buy a new TV. I was like, why do you have your remote? I was like, maybe that worked for some people.

But no, that is a really good answer. And Aaron's not burned on my own. You're like, you are on the right pathway here. TV repair man. Trouble. No, not with a TV repair man. Trouble TV. But with the, I mean, yes, he wanted people to think.

Lower the cable guy. Okay, expound upon that. Best comedian learned. Great. He wanted people to think they were going insane. Or the, he doesn't, he doesn't, hearing for the town. Yes. So he doesn't do hearing for the town.

But he did want people, he did want people to think something was wrong. Dog whistle. I'm sorry? Dog whistle? Yes, you wanted to kill, you wanted all the dogs to go fucking crazy. This man is dog king. Dog king wants all the dogs to rise up and kill their masters. Dog king, how do you do?

Would you guys, boy or boy, sentio, pucha. Would you guys like to hear some hints? Okay, here are some hints. Had an accomplice damaged the TV station, it's transmit or anything related to it at all. No. Did the man hope to sell diagnostic TV repair services or TV sets?

No, unfortunately not. But that was a really good answer because they had a clue for it. Would he have been pleased if the test pattern had appeared at a different time or on another channel? No. Wait, what was the last one?

Would he have been just as pleased if this same thing had happened at a different time or on a different channel? No. Okay, it happened on beep, TV, TV. Was he making like one of his rivals look bad? Yes, Aaron, Aaron, yes. So, why would a elongated beat make someone look bad?

He's trying to make one of his rivals like bad, what kind of rival? Does he sell something? Is he a sales person? No. Well, no, not really. Was the rival, Aaron, a TV show or another commercial TV show? Yes. Okay. You're on the right track. I think you guys mostly got it. Okay. So, so you're back to what you think okay, okay, so you you've said

He's got a rival and his rival has a TV program of some sort and that's correct Yeah, and it wouldn't have been the same if this was on at a different time or on a different station So why would a long beep ruin someone's TV show? So why would a long beep ruin someone's TV show? Hey, everyone's right with the TV repairman thing, because think about what would happen if there was just like a long fucking beep on your TV. These turn channels. Yeah. Change channels.

Change channels. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. So the answer to this riddle is that this person is a... Well, I'll just go ahead and read the exact text. Here's the thing is, like, I'm so fucked from that bulb question that something is simple as changing channels and it occurred to me, because I'm trying to think along the lines of like,

can I be honest with you? I almost just read the answer to the bulb one again, because it's offensive. I think that was just awful. Oh no. No, so the answer. The man was a political candidate running for local office. Tipped off that his rival had bought a 30 minute

inframarcial time slot, he bought the minute before and broadcast a test pattern, hoping to induce TV viewers not to continue watching that particular channel. Okay, that sounds sexy. I wanna see, that's fucking next level shit. I wanna see a back and forth ad campaign. You're both running for... Something.

Mayor of Indianapolis, and you're just gonna go back and forth with your competing TV ads. JPC, you're going to start us off since you have hometown advantage. Great. Shadland Avenue. The Circle. One America Plaza. Indianapolis is one of my favorite towns, and it's because I know three things about it. So, why don't you know a thing about me.

I'm JPC and I'm running from Mayer. I'm Genevieve Squiggles and I'm making again JPC for mayor of Indianapolis, Indiana. Things I know about it. Pretty, I'm from, it does not a lot of facts, not a lot of famous people from here, but mostly I'm going against JPC because he hurt my feelings once in the drive-through of an Arby's. Hi, I'm Kurt Vonnegut. I just wanted to pop in here to say I am from anyapolis and very dead. But I recorded this years ago on the chance that someone running from air would not remember that's the author of such great hits is

Nightmother and Kets cradle is I'm Genevieve's Quiggles back here again to say that Kurt Vonnegut's son was my doctor And I'm not even kidding. I'm JPC and I just like to point out how ridiculous it is that I'm running for mayor against a person whose hair is from a chili pasta Running for mayor against a person whose hair is for Michele Pasta Joseph's Quiggles is a cartoon character drawn by the old I'm Genevieve's Quiggles here to say I may be a cartoon character run by little girls Draw my little girls, but my my name is Genevieve's Quiggles. Hi. I'm JPC Let me just say that first of all I was in the right because I met that Arby's to get fucking curly fries And this cartoon character I met that Arby's to get fucking curly fries and this cartoon character

Yoink's the bag for me. Hi, my name is Marcus. I'm eight years old I have a paper airplane stuck in my hair if you can help me please let me know calm I'm Genevieve's Quiggles and I am Guna win so come November 8th vote for the candidate Who could make the biggest difference in Indiana House come spelled see you And I wake at the camera I'm JPC and that stands for Just putting calm and my political effort She had a Veeves squiggles oh boy oh boy Genevieve's way boy boy

What a what what a home run of a character. Where? Where? I can't wait till she comes back in a big way. So never come back in any way. I don't know, I think she might. I think she might come back in a big ring. All right, so I wanted to end with one last riddle.

This is from our friend Tyler. Tyler loves the show. They really enjoy the podcast and they wanted to send a riddle, this is from our friend Tyler. Tyler loves the show. They really enjoy the podcast and they wanted to send a riddle based on something that actually happened to them in their life. They say hopefully it won't be too easy or aggravatingly hard. So yeah, we hope that as well.

As long as it doesn't involve fucking circuitry Tyler, you probably end the right on this one. In the heart of a quiet Pennsylvania town, there was a small but somewhat successful pizza shop. Since the area was not densely populated, the majority of the delivery orders came from a frequently busy hotel near the highway. One day, the shop's new hire was put in charge of writing down the orders that came in. And wanting to give a good first impression, they were very thorough as to get every detail correct. However, when it came to delivering to

the hotel in particular, the drivers would take longer than usual finding where exactly they had to go. The owner asked them about it, so they showed him the delivery slips and pointed at the address. Reading a few of them aloud, he said, 43.56 George Lane B6. 43.56 George Lane B4.

43.56 George Lane R2 two the manager took a second to realize the issue and chuckled promising to work more closely with the new person. What happened to were ordered by Bingo cards and one was R2 D2. Unfortunately, that is the answer. Yeah, Tyler. Tyler's an insane person. Thank you. Will you try it? Were they trying to sink a ship? No, it was not a battleship thing. It's really about delivering pizzas to a hotel. And those addresses do matter. What if my new nickname was Adleship?

Is that fun? Yeah, do we like, is that a ranz or battleship? Do I like Xadirans or battleship? A real question you asked me in 2019 was, do I like Xadirans or battleship? And Adleship. Adleship. Adleship, that's awesome. I like Xadarans or battleship? And I like battleship. I like battleship.

That's awesome. I like Xadarans. Could you read the number then? 43.56, George Lane B6, 43.56, George Lane 4B, 43.56, George Lane R2. So B6, 4B, R2. Is it like, that's actually part of their order or those were- 4B. R2. Is it like, that's actually part of their order or those rooms?

4B. Forget it. No, I like that. I like that. It's not like their room number. Hence, there are some hints from Tyler. Did the new person write down the accurate information? Yes.

Had the delivery drivers been to the hotel before? Yes. Did the hotel use letters as a way of labeling rooms or areas? No. They did not use letters to label rooms or areas. Okay, so 4B means the four-year-old boy. This pizza's for four B6, 4B, R2. B6 is a sexy B. B6. You're right on the money with R2D2. I don't know. So the employee did try to write down

these things accurately and did, but the hotel does not use letters in any way. Guys, I think we're bad at real. Okay, okay, I'll give you a hint. The things that matter are B and R. B and R. Oh. Do you guys have pencil and paper in front of you?

Yeah. Okay, I want you to write down a B and an R. I don't have a pen. And take a cell and Aaron just trace it with your mind. And at all, you can give Aaron your pen so you can write now the B and an R as well. Capital or lowercase? Capital, lowercase?

Not lowercase. Capital does matter. Okay, so. They're pretty similar. You try to draw a heart, B and an and R B and an R so this is like two colisex No, B and R so they don't use letters in any way They're 13 and 12

Aaron yes exactly The answer is the new person had poor handwriting so when they wrote the numbers one and three next to each other It combined to look like a B They did the same for one and two, which combined to look like an R. Tyler, I hope you got fucking fired from that pizza place. You fucked up. Tyler, guess what?

Call your mom. She's not gonna answer, because you know why? I'm falling in love with her and a freaking pic, Nankie. Oh my god, Aaron, I hate to break it to you, but that's Andrew's mom. Oh. Tyler's mom has been a ghost this whole time. Enjoy having your name right on the podcast, Tyler,

you're fucking famous now. Oh, you're happy. And thank you so much for sending us that little ready and fuzzy. Speaking of Puzzies, Adel, do you have anything that you want to pose? There's a few things I want to pose. Okay.

First of all, I want to promote, there's at the Chicago podcast festival on October 18th, I'm going to be the guest spooky for a live episode of the JV Club, which is hosted by Janet Morph Varney, one of our favorite guests and favorite people It's gonna be at Chicago theater works again on October 18th at 7 p.m So look up tickets for that part of the Chicago podcast festival also Little baby Aaron squiggles and myself are going to be doing a show as part of the Grand Rapids in Professorville Friday, October 25th at 10pm in Grand Rapids.

So come see Aaron and I do a show at 10pm. And the next morning, Saturday, October 26th, we're going to each be doing a workshop. So maybe sign up for our workshops as well. Come check that out. And yeah, should be fun. I would just like to plug, keep going online and buying our merch from our T-Public store. Now, I can't say too much about it right now,

but some of the merch that's in that store right now might not be around forever. And maybe think about that. Is our merch sick? Yes, our merch is per se. Oh, Jesus. Our merch is a horse. It's sick, dude.

Our merch is sick. We're gonna turn our merch is per se. Oh, Jesus. Our merch is a horse. It's sick, dude. Our merch is sick. We're gonna turn our merch into glue. But our merch is just going to a farm up state, right? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a nice place where merch can just get murdered in a very peaceful place. Oh, we're bad parents. You can always send us riddles submissions at hrrpodcast.gmail.com.

If you want to follow me, you can follow me on Twitter at JPSOFLY on Instagram at SharkBarkman. Someone, by the way, tweeted at me, what is your Instagram handle? Because I've listened to every episode and I don't know how to find you, it's shark like swimming in the ocean and Barkman, like a thing that rhymes with sharks. That's it. And that's my Instagram handle. Come see Adel and I. I think that'll be really, really fun to have some Hey Riddle fans of that show. And then also, follow me, Aaron, keep 10 on Instagram. I have a new web series that will maybe be out by the time you hear this.

And I think you should go watch it. I'm really proud of it. And I also forgot to mention that you should definitely listen to the NeoSkump podcast. It's my favorite actual play podcast. And if you really, really, really want to piss off the wrong people, tweet at the creators of the NEOSKUM podcast or their account, begging them to have NEO the show.

It is so far, it has not worked out for me. I know that they probably have a complicated recording schedule with love to go on that show have not been asked. And JBC, in competition, you actually started your own matrix-themed podcast called NEOs Come. Yes, is that right? Yeah, exactly. I love it.

Yeah. Yes, I've started my own NEOs Come podcast. I also want to be a NEOs Come. And I've also started a spitt-off podcast called Moistridity. NEO. And Aaron just saved you, but I... Jupiter, let's see? Boko-Boko created by Emily Cardamus and Emily Nemours

And you're in the most cheap before hate with the victim you