Hey Riddle Riddle - #64: The Purple Episode

Episode Date: October 9, 2019

In this episode we pay homage to one of our all-time favorite bands with a brand new game that you're sure to hate! Plus we've got dogs on fire, a return to colonial times, Supermen in disguise, terrible accents and a visit from everyone's favorite character: Puzzbot! You're gonna love the way we Widdle, we Riddleantee it! #WiddleWednesdayStarring:Adal RifaiJohn Patrick CoanErin KeifEditing by: KJ SnyderTheme by: Arne ParrottLogo by: Emily Kardamis & Emmaline MorrisWant more? Get Weekly Bonus Eps on Patreon!Want merch? Visit our TeePublic Store!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The doctor was the mother. He stood on a block of ice. Oh, the same work of fish. It was the cabin of an airplane. It happened when the doctor went. And the Lord made the right hit. I'm not a real man. I'm not a real man. I'm not a real man. I'm not a real man. I'm not a real man. I'm not a real man. I'm not a real man.

I'm not a real man. I'm not a real man. I'm not a real man. I'm not a real man. I'm not a real man. I'm not a real man. I'm Riddle Fies. He did finish the sacred packs that keeps us here. Cut my wife into pieces. Oh no, I killed my wife.

This is my borat joke. I'm JPC. And I'm Aaron on a block of ice, Keith. Mmm. Both of them were goldfished, Keith. I'm Russian. My name is Anna Blockovice. I'm not.

That's not Sonic a Bond, you know what I mean? It really does. Mr. Bond, my name is Anna block of ice That's not like a bongo it really does mr. Bond my name is Anna block of ice Yeah, I'm sorry to make your acquaintance my name is Anna Kornikova if you say Korn on the Cabo if you say Karmrag in a Russian accident sounds real quick. What? Comrade these is my Karmrag Do it again You wash my come back. I did me think with my come back How is everyone doing Previously on good superman doing good you well. That's right. Sorry.

Thank you. Sorry, thank you. JAPE, you want to do your warm up you're doing earlier? You're doing like a verbal warm up. You don't want to do it? I'm all good. I have what I want to do. Oh, please.

I wrote this on the way to the studio here. Ready? Yeah. And you all can say this after me. Sure. I quit the show. I quit the show. Talked to my lawyer.

Well, in Iran, I ate Z Zatarans in a Katamaran with Rick Moranis. While in Iran, I ate Katamaran's, it's Zatarans with Rick's ainess. They'll do it. And Zatarans, I ate Zatarans with Rick Moranis. And this is the show. This is, if you're a new listener, this is what we do. It's just a fucking man house.

If Rick Moranus married David Boriannis, their kids would be adopted. Adorable. No. That's fun. It's just fun. It's just fun. We're just having fun. I want to fun. It's just fun.

We're just having fun. I want to know a fun thing I did today in the car with Sean. You know the Dave Massey song that everyone knows? The Ants Go Marching. The Ants Go Marching. The Ants Go Marching. No, that's a different song. That's a crash.

What's the Ants Go Marching? Another little Ants Go Marching. That one. Tell and go my own shing. I'm done for something morning. Oh yeah. That one. We played a game where you had to do the part of the song that's like, Hey, no, sir. I sound real. There's mountains.

You have to do an impression of Dave Matthews, but you're not allowed to use the words that he uses in that song. So this sounds like my sweetest chef game? Yeah, it's a lot like that, but you have to, they have, they're supposed to be, they're supposed to be real words. So you have to, you have to say, you have to sing that melody, but you have to also use real words. Yeah, yeah, but it also has to sound like Dave Matthews still. It has to still, like, almost like it's passing for that song. Oh, okay. Aaron, do you have an example, Aaron?

Well, we kept going, Sha- and then we just with less peeing I'm I do I'm gonna give you a category and then you do it. All right JPC your category is hard Do you want to name one or just I just give you a noun? Seat creatures see creatures. Yeah Milk there see horse Sea creatures. Sea creatures. Yeah. Um, milk, there's seahorse, grab it by the penis, or the seahorse, genitalia, you don't,

no deal, you try. Yeah. Yeah. That's a big thing. Is that a real lyric? You don't know to try. I don't think so. But that's the melody, right?

Yeah. Okay. Addle your topic is the weather. The category is weather. Oh, your topic is the weather. The category is weather. Oh, category is weather. Great. Cloudy with chance.

Oh, rain of meatballs or low kiss. I inside. This is fun. My new nickname for you is Nicholas Cage because you're a goddamn national treasure. Because I don't love that name. You're a copula. Be a copula. Have you ever seen your new nickname? Nicholas Cage because you're an adaptation.

Have you ever seen that movie with him and John Sulta? It's the hottest face off. Face off is the hottest piece of garbage I've ever seen in my life. What? Are you kidding me? It's good. Shut up. He Licks a child's face at the beginning of that movie. He the John Travolta the whole time goes like this. It's waterfall. Yeah, it's waterfall. Do you not call it?

It's a face waterfall. No, you cannot go watch go watch go watch the opening scene of of that movie Nicholas Cage grabs a choir opening scene of that movie, Nicholas Cage grabs a choir singer's face. She looks like she's maybe 15 years old and licks her face. And he could not, he could not have been allowed to do that. Yeah. Like, as soon as they did cut, they were like, let's get her $10,000. Yeah. I guess $10,000. Hey, right now, you were a day player and now you are a lawsuit.

So I do want to see a quick scene in that I promise listeners. I promise right after the scene will start the riddles. Famously that movie is directed by Wes Anderson. The movie is directed by John Wu and his signature is white doves. Aaron, you're going to be playing. Actually, I'm going to be John Wu, the director. JPC, you're going to be John, I was trying to think of some of them for JPC, John probably trivote the JPC, and Aaron, you're going to be an extra who has a bit of a run in with John. Cool.

Great. So this next scene, John, you're going to take your own face off and then you're gonna go into this restaurant order from this waitress Here we go in action Excuse me miss. Oh, I'm sorry Woody Allen you need to get offset Okay, okay, mr. Chivaldo there you are sorry, okay and Sanity hold up, say in the, whoa, and action. Hey, it's me, John Chivalpa.

I'm, I'm, should I say my name? Cut real quick. Okay, honestly, John, you're perfect. The lines, we can, we can make those work. Waitress, what's your real name? Sandy. Great, and so your waitress who just memorizes the name? I'm Sandy. Great. Sandy. So your waitress who just memorizes the order, get out your fucking pad. You have a pad, right? Great. Here we go. Action.

My fucking pad or my pad? You want to see my fucking pad? This is all good. Keep going. Okay. Even with you saying this is all okay. What can I get you? Oh, an egg. And one egg please. And how would you? Oh, and egg.

One egg please. And how would you like that prepared? Pizza. Oh. Peep-oop-oop-oop-oop-oop-oop. Hello producers. We have a problem. Yes, this is Mel Brooks. John.

John Travult is voice boxes melting. Where are the middle of a performance of the producers? See? See? Let's get into some riddles. Of course, the loose, loose premise of this show. The reason we're all here is to do riddles until God lets us into heaven or the devil takes us into hell.

The reason for the season, Bamquinspice, riddle. This is purgatory. Ooh, let's do a pumpkin spice riddle. Oh my God. We're so that feeble. Okay, here's, we're gonna get into the riddles. The first one we're gonna do is the one warm up you get. Okay, and I want this to just set the tone

for the rest of the episode. Okay. In which state would you find yourself? Just call me an answering machine. Cause I'm about to set the tone. Just call me a sena at the beginning of choir practice, cause I'm about to set the tone. Okay, well just call me,

what'd be Goldberg because my sister can act. Shout out to Sidiya working actress in Chicago. Oh. What? Why did that happen? Why did you have that, you're probably getting ready to go. That was not my bucket.

Oh, sure. He's so smart. You said earlier, look, a choir girl. And for whatever reason, the first thing I had on my head was sister acts. Okay. And the choir girl is, they reason the first thing at my eye my head was sister X okay In which girl is to go ahead no, what we just say name my sex tape, but that's not that funny the name of your sex tape is choir girl lick a choir just the name of your sex tape is lick a choir girl. They're both looking amazing

Isn't that the lake that Ted Kennedy killed that girl in? Look at my girl. Look a choir girl. Okay, I'm ready Like a choir girl. Thank you. Yeah, there we go. Where you're been there giving up, I like it. Licking off face. Give her $10,000. In which state would you find yourself if you left St. Louis, went five miles east, then 200 miles north, and then 40 miles west.

A state of disarray. Um, Stayed in disrepair. Aaron's closest with a state of sugar ray. It is the home state of Mark my graph. Uh, all right. Can you say it's you leave it? You live St. Louis.

In which state would you find yourself if you left St. Louis and went five miles east, then, then 200 miles north and then 40 miles west, Aaron, you basically got it. A state of confusion. The answer? A state of confusion. What? Once you go north of Canada, that's a famously Lewis and Clark went into that territory, drowned, and they called it the state of confusion. Yeah, they both drowned, and then they dade it. I would love to see a scene really quick. JPC, you're a dad. But I don't do a quick.

I take my time with these scenes. Oh, brother, you're a dad, and you've lived in Missouri your whole life. You think it's the best. Because you want to make the scenes come. Oh, and Adel, you're his kid, and you really wanna just like get out of Missouri, go to a coast, like live a more glamorous life. And what was JPC's character?

A dad who's been in Missouri's whole life, and he just thinks everyone should only live in Missouri. And what was my character? And I have the same questions as an adult, but I'm gonna need mine after he gets his. So I wanna stay in Missouri. Yeah, and gets his. So I wanna stay in Missouri. Yeah, and I, no, I wanna stay in Missouri. You wanna leave.

Okay. You weren't listening at all, even the second time. That's not the character, that's a me yelling at you. And start a scene. It's not time to make a change. Just relax and take it easy. You're reading lyrics off your phone. You're still young. That's your fault.

Huh? There's so much you have to know. Find a girl. Hmm. Settle down. Okay. If you want, you can marry. Hmm.

Look at me. I'm old, but I'm happy. Good. Take these chances. Are you singing DMV? Put them in a bag. Then sit your ass in Missouri. Stay here until you die. We cut to, we cut to JP,

since I didn't get a chance to be a character in the scene. Since I was being played at, we cut to the, you need to renew your, um, uh, lyrics license. And JPC, you, um, you take a trip to the DMV. Next, um, sorry, I was, uh, please get next up in line. Um, um, yeah, I'm next. I'm here. I see identification. Oh, yeah, here we go.

Stay ID. We'll work just fine. Oh, then I'll take that back. And here's that state ID. Yeah, I'm just here to renew my TV. What's your day to birth? Starting with the month and day then the year like England month the day You think in England they do month of the day? We cut to the British, Aaron, you're gonna play that.

I'm British, the British, the British. He was interested to think about salsa, so the good, the good, the good, the good, the good, the good, the good, the good, the good, how could I help you? You still be doing Dave Matthews, he's been on songs, even a British accent? He's interested, I'm British, the queen the Queen the Mother we love her so much.

My knockies never die. See, here we go. Let's get into our main riddles. Yes. A man screams for over an hour and wakes up the majority of people who live in his neighborhood. Hey, we're a little podcast. That is great. The man is JP Riddles. Rather than complain about the noise or tell the man to stop or shut up, neighborhood. A little podcast. That is great. The man is JP Rathall. Rather than complain about the noise or tell the man to stop or shut up, his neighbors

give him an enthusiastic response. He's screaming. A man screams for over an hour and wakes up the majority of people who live in his neighborhood. Rather than complain about the noise or tell the man to stop or shut up, his neighbors give him an enthusiastic response. Was this man alerting them of danger? Like was there a dog on fire? I know.

JVC, you get it. Nice. The man was Richard Denton, a Florida man who in 2005 spotted a dog on fire. That dog on fire is my favorite in the Washington movie. I fell into a flaming dog on fire. It went park bark bark Has the flame went hotter any Perred per

Is it power of the man power of the year yelling the British are coming I want to see a scene yep, you are Paul revere got it and you Will be just like the people on the town who like are just don't want to be woken up We cannot believe that he's this ready Hey everybody the British are coming shut the fuck up fuck you oh Who is that up there? It's Mackie Mackie fucking Paul you It's Mackie. Mackie? Fuckin' Paulie.

Fuck you. Is that Paul over here? It's fucking Paulie. Paul, are you drunk? Who the fuck is that? Oh, he made his horse. Is it Nicky? He made his horse.

Is that my fucking sister? He made his horse smoke marijuana. Get off your fucking high, boy. Is that my fucking sister? Yeah, what's it to you? Mackie, I'm gonna beat your ass. Hey, I can make my own decisions, Paul. You know you can't.

You're drunk. We're all drunk. Yeah, we're drunk Why are you? We were fuck you fuck you? Yankee suck you fucking so I hope what fucking bridge soldier fucking comes on your face You know what fuck you I was I was coming here to do something nice I was coming here to do you a nicety mark. Yeah, fuck it nic what fuck you I was I was coming here to do something nice I was coming here to do you a nicety mark. Yeah fucking nicety fuck you We were not doing it and drinking Sam Adams and then you come up in here. You got Sam Adams up there He's up here drinking it. Yeah, we have his remains. We we steeped them for a couple days and turn it nice Brute. Yeah, nothing. Hey, Mark. Yeah, I got something for you. Yeah, it was that one is by land

To if by see my two ass cheeks buddy Are you moaning him? Yeah, it was that. One is by land, two is by sea, my two ass cheeks buddy. Are you a moan in him? Yeah, and the one was my penis. Sorry, you had to see that. Paul, are you trying to tell us something what's going on? What's going on? Causing a ruckus.

Yeah, I actually do know something. I actually have a, Paulie, what do you know? I have a big important job, Marke. I got a big job, Nikki. I'm in charge. Oh, he's so important. Hey. We get a few in charge here, fucking in charge. Oh, he's so important. Hey, we get it. You're in charge of your fucking boutique

I am important. I am important and I was supposed to come in here and tell everybody that the British are coming Pull your pants back up. You didn't pull them up after you move. I'm not gonna pull my pants up for you Oh, I'm not in this freaking George Washington's down around here So the president's not walking down by the bank. He's down by the bank. Yeah, who's he bacon? Who's watching the bacon, right? British soldiers. He says has the weirdest names. Yeah. Oh, yeah, who's on bank? Who's our bank? See Let's get into our next riddle here Boston a man enters a sweepstakes

one summer and is notified by mail that he has one third prize. A new M-A-L-E-M-A-I-L. Doctors and other. A man enters a sweepstakes one summer and is notified by mail that he has one third prize, a new refrigerator. The man owns his home, but does not have a fridge. What? Although there are no hidden costs and he needs to keep his family's food cold, the man turns down the prize. Hmm, hmm, what's going on here? Doesn't have a fridge. He has a home, but no fridge.

Oh, is he an owl? The man is a owl. Who's an owl? Who? Who? Who? Who? Yeah. Superman, let's do it. Superman. Superman. Superman, let's do it. You're doing that man.

I'm going to start responding to Superman to people being like, how you doing? Superman. Superman. So what's going on with this man? His house doesn't have electricity. Okay. Because he's Amish. Amish. Amish. So what's going on with this man? His house doesn't have electricity. Okay. Because he's Amish. Amish. Amish. Amish was a little bit taller. Amish was a baller. Amish was a gush with a bish with a baller. She had a beard and a beard and a spears.

Raise a big bar down. I was like five foot four. So I can play it to jeez as a shirt's out of scroll. And then I get, yeah, I'm a little bit of Lutherans. Lutheran. Lutheran. Mumble, mumble, Lutheran. Mumble, mumble, Lutheran. This is mumble number five.

A little bit of rumble, a little bit of rumble. Speak up, a little bit of rumble, a little bit of rumble. What? A little bit of toothbrush, a little bit of rumble. What? A little bit of rumble. A little bit of rumble, a little bit too far, very too far. What? Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh. I'm having a dutch, duh. Purple loves mumble.

We're fucking hacks. Yeah, I'm fucking hacks. I have fun. This is legit bad-stated up. Like, the early odds. Okay, fuck. I do think that we want, I think that we're in like a Truman show situation,

and I think that we, like, I feel like the world is humoring us, we're like, good job. This this is good but they just take our tapes and dump them in the ocean. Sort of like the tea. Yeah but then there's like there's there's some tech wizard who like made Twitter followers for us or something. It's all bots. It's all bots. If you're a bot today tweet at us I'm I'm for sure not a bot. Yeah and put the word Russian in there as well. Did someone say to tweet at them? Oh, God. Sorry, I didn't mean to activate put a lot. Aaron, I follow you on Twitter.

You do not follow me back. What gives? What's your Twitter? My Twitter is at buzzbot420. Okay, buzzbot420. Let's see if that's available. Damn, buzzbot. Are you familiar with the phrase horny on your main?

Horny on my main, I do not know. Yeah, it seems like you're pretty thirsty out here. You know your likes are public, right? Shit. It looks like you just say, read some of my followers. I'm sorry, who I follow, who are some of the people I follow that make me thirsty?

Frankie Munez. Because he's thirsty for Lizzo. Guilty by association. Bobcat Goldthwaite. Lost the best voice. And then a lot of Trump bots. Yeah. Well, that a good look.

That a good look for you, Puzzbot. Oh no. It's okay, Puzzbot. We actually didn't want you here. Oh. Does that make sense? Does that make sense? Well, I heard...

Asher and Slap is hurting me. Plus, but settle a bet for me. Are you familiar with Dave Matthews band? Yes. So, can you sing, if I give you a topic, can you sing that famous Dave Matthews band song as Quash? Crash.

Yeah, the movie Crash. Looking up most famous Dave Matthews song, Results Crash. All right, Puzzmott, you movie crash. Looking up most famous Dave Matthew song results crash. All right, Puzzle, you did it. Your topic is pasta. I am making rigatoni. Ha ha ha ha. I boiled up the water, put some salt in for flavor.

Ha ha ha ha. I'm the puzzle that cast. Ha ha ha ha. Wow,, Puzzle. That is actually a really great way to make Regatoni. That's really... Yeah. I throw it against the wall to see when it's done. Regatoni? The pan. Yes, the pan is what I call my kid.

Get out of your Puzzle bot, you'll skip. I can see it like that. Till next time, we can't wait. Uh, boy. You just said on my fucking lap and... Yeah, he's like 800 pounds here. Yeah, gross. Oh, I'm so excited. See you next time we can't wait Boy just out of my fucking lap and Yeah, you he's like 800 pounds Yeah, my my groan is ruined. Uh-huh. Well, it wasn't it was a one dude

What is the I'm the subject of the ritual? Well, my groin of course wasn't in the Civil War so no it wouldn't right now The deepest penis Dearest penis, Paul. Dearest penis. I hope this letter finds you well. Here's a bit. Love your loving vagina. Stay safe. Love vagina.

Stay dry. Stay dry. Stay dry. I'm here at the British DMV. Okay, so we were right with no electricity or because you gave us a new. You are correct with no electricity. Is he Amish? He is not Amish, but you're on the right path. The path has no electricity. The path has no electricity. Okay. And it has to do with similar to what do you call it like Pennsylvania? Dutch.

Dutch? Yep. It's a specific, it would be like a regional thing. Oh, is, are they, is he a Eskimo? A big loop. The man, I don't know if he's an Eskimo, but the answer is the man lives in an igloo. Oh, okay. Yeah, I guess it could be anyone.

I think most people in Alaska live in igloos, right? So, a pill in big a glue. I'm going to it could be anyone. I think most people in Alaska live in igloo, right? Sarah Palin, big of glue. I'm gonna stay on this conversation. What's? I don't wanna be canceled. I can get canceled for saying Sarah Palin lives in an igloo come get me. JVZ.

What's your son's name? Tractor. Tractor. She has Tractor Trailer. Sultard. Hunter. Tinker soldiers by. I bought it.

I bought it. Gordon love Levitt, he was. I am gonna date my kids tractor Jennifer. I love it. I want to see you seeing Aaron, you live in Alaska. You have built a home entirely of ice and you are bringing a date back for the first time. So I guess this is me. This is you. Oh, I'm so sorry. I'm just, I also live in Alaska in a house. Yeah, I normally would live in a house, but I wanted to see if I could do it, right?

Yeah, this is. Also, I run hot. Can I be also, dude? Oh, yeah. This, the way that your place looks looks and then kind of everything that happened on the date tonight is really just leading me to say like, you're Superman, right? Oh. This is a fortress of crystals.

But I'm wearing glasses. Yeah, but you did take the glasses off and laser the, uh, matriot, the restaurant when they didn't see this immediately. Oh, no. And then you did, when we went back to the car, you jumped over the car onto the other side of the car, and then opened my door for me. Oh.

You also kept referring to yourself as Superman on the day. Right, yes, yes. Yeah. Did I call my dick super two? Did I mention how my dick is also part of? No, you did talk about the movie super bad a lot. Oh, did I? Yeah, I think that might have just been

like a personal preference thing. Yeah, but I'm wearing glasses, so I certainly couldn't be Superman. Superman doesn't look like glasses every one. Sure, I can see your, the undershirt that you're wearing is a Span X tights. Do we have company? Hi, my name is Elizabeth Good.

Oh, Superman does me. Oh. Boo! Oh name is Elizabeth Good. Oh, Superman does me. I got saved. Boom, I love that. Boom, I love that. Here we go. Let's do another riddle. OK, you don't tell me what to do. OK, Aaron, we're going to do another riddle. JBC is going to honk wildly because he is.

There's never been this out. GPC is the human version of Untitled Goose game. He's basically just a goose. Reckon fucking havoc being an asshole. Those doing go to once. Reckon havoc. Reckon havoc. Yeah.

Reckon havoc. You don't wreak. I don't wreak havoc. You wreck it. Superman does good. Yeah. I'm Reckon havoc. I'm sitting this one out.

I'm not doing this one. Okay. I'm doing it. I'm sitting this one out. I'm not doing this one. Okay, I'm doing it. This is just you, Aaron. All right. I'm only going to snipe from the sidelines. I love it. I will not be helpful. Aaron, here we go.

150 people sit patiently in a train station waiting for their train. Suddenly, there's an announcement that the train has been canceled and 147 other people get up and leave the station. Three people remain behind. Those are the people that think it's okay to say, igloo people live in Las Vegas. And that's why they didn't care

that they got fucking canceled. What's the riddle? Aaron, 150 people sit patiently in a train station waiting for their train. Suddenly, there's an announcement that the train has been canceled and 147 of the people get up and leave the station. Three people remain behind.

Why? A captain always goes down with his train. No, that's a captain always goes down on his train. Aaron, what do you think? Okay. What do you think? And these three people, they're all spiders. These three people. Yeah, these three people spiders. These people, peer-parker, they're all spiders. These three people.

Yeah, these three people spiders. These people, peer-parker, micromyalis. Good name, Steve. Good name, Steve. Yeah, good name, Steve. Good name, Steve. Okay, the hint that you're gonna give me is. Hold on, hold on, hold on.

I would like to put money on this. Yes, okay. Since I'm not in this, I took this one off. Yeah. And I know the answer, but I took it off. What are you doing with your time off? I would, what's that? Yeah, what do you put up to in your time off?

Let's do a quick little check and we'll check it out. With JPC, JPC, since you retired as a co-host of Hey, Rital Rital, what have you been doing with your free time? Oh, man. Well, Matt, I love that question. Thanks so much. What do you think my name is? Matt.

You're correct. Great. Matt, if you feel like going the full mile, great. Okay. I love that question. I get that question all the time. I really honestly have been getting to know JPC a little better. You met another man named JPC?

Yes. His name is Jordan Patrice. Go go better. Wow, that's going to follow you. Yeah, and he's delightful. We were actually sitting next to each other on an airplane simulator. He was, I was pilot, he was co-pilot. We struck up a conversation.

We were in flight school together. Flight simulation school. What's that? Flight simulation. No, it was a simulation of flight school. So we were at a simulator in a classroom setting, full VR, taking paper tests, pin and pencil. And there's also, for the fight simulator, there was a simulator, right?

Yes, it was a flight, I'm sorry. It was a classroom simulator. So it was, when I say full VR, it was a three inch device that was inserted into every orifice that we had available. And the simulator was doing some stem cell research? Yes, I'm sorry, let me back up. It was a flight classroom simulator, flight flight simulator, stem cell research simulator. And you had to fight

over who did the stem cell research? Yes. So as a fighter flight. It was a fighter flight. 100%. So me, Jordan, petrace, go go better. We're figuring things out. Love a guy. You do a quick recap for me where you were. Sure, so 1982, Spanish Harlem. What? Ever do you know the answer to this frickin' rail or not? Oh, I think we're at a time. Come. Those three people may have been out of time as well.

Give me a sort of hint. A sort of hint. Not a real hint, just a hint of a hint. So there's 150 people, there's an announcement, 147 of them left. questions three state put there's there's something that that Sets those three people stuck in amber. Okay The statues of people in the train station they are Life

Finds away Incredible what is interesting is the announcement was, oh, the train is gonna go. No, the train. The train's left. Canceled. Oh, the train's canceled. These are people who were too late to move the shelf. I'm gonna wait. Very good. Aaron, very good. He's giving you a hint, Aaron. I just need to answer the question. Why is that a hint? Mm-hmm. Aaron, through the people were different from the other 147. What made them different? They weren't trapped in Amber, they weren't dead,

they weren't spiders, they weren't from Spanish Harlem, they weren't Jeff Goldbums, they weren't dinosaurs. What do you think, so... What the hell is happening? Here's the hints. 150 people sit patiently in a train station waiting for their train. Suddenly, there's an announcement that the train has been canceled,

and 147 people get up and leave, three people remain behind. Why, after an announcement, would 99% of the people leave? You're in just smash the mic. What's, once an episode here, it's like drops. It's like drops.

To be fair, she picked up the entire podcasting set up and dropped it. Okay. Because she felt so good about her answer. We could help her, but we're choosing that. As Aaron fixes her mic, JPC, can you take a spectre Spanish Harlem 1982? Maria Maria, she reminds me of the West's estonnie. Give me any topic.

Santana. Sit. Hahaha. Hahaha. World it's a hot one. Hahaha. World it's a hot one. Hahaha. Like seven inches from the noon day. So.

Um. It's a Jurassic Park. Mm hmm. So smooth. You are so stuck. Um, so they're not dinosaurs. It's nothing to do with Jurassic Park. Do you or do they work for the train. Aaron, do they work for the train?

They do not work for the train. So it's not like a 47 employees. So that is helpful. Aaron, I bet if you apologize, I bet JBC would swoop in and help with this for a while. So if I want you to apologize. When this started, you said you didn't want to do this riddle because Adel was telling you what to do.

Not sure what I'm apologizing for, but women love to say sorry, so here we are, I'm sorry. Look, I don't know what you're apologizing for either, but now that I've heard that it's on the table, boy, oh boy, do I want that. It seems to me that I did everything, and I don't know what I would be getting an apology for. What's the answer to this riddle? So the answer to this riddle, Aaron, I don't know what I've been getting an apology for. What's the answer to this riddle? So the answer to this riddle, Erin. I don't know.

Do you know? She is pulling up a white board. Is this guy a dry race marker? He's just drawing DNA helix with Dix. Are these people, were these people, the train going to a place is canceled, were these people returning from that place. It has nothing to do with their destination.

It does have something to do with destination in terms of maybe where they are, but it doesn't have anything to do with like the train logistics. Got it. I mean, to a certain extent it does, because the train was canceled. Are the people that are staying there still at work?

No. Okay. Or do they live close by? Do they live there? I'm gonna say most definitely not. They do not live close by? Are they dead? They are.

We're thinking that people are dead. They were three people who weren't from that place, so they just have to stay there. Nobody barren. You 85% have this riddle correct. Everyone else lived in that city, and they didn't live in that city. They're people from out of town. That's 100% right, but you need to give me, you basically solved it,

but I need you to say why the moon, it's a trend to the moon. Why is it make a difference if those three people were not from that area? There was an announcement over the loudspeaker. They don't speak any English. The three people in the station, the station is in Germany and the three people don't speak German. And they can't just use the doctor reasoning. Okay.

Everyone will want for me. I don't fucking write these rules here. Yes, I did write this one. We don't speak German. So the three of us are in a train station. It's a German train station. We're doing our Hayward-O-Virtle Germany like the tour. We're just sitting there everyone on the train station every other German person the train station heard and now it's

got up and left and we're just in we're all there now. I feel like something is wrong did one of you just did one of us fart? What is this? King? Oh, Pumba, yeah Pumba. Sorry, I have my headphones. Clear the savanna. Clear the savanna. Uh... You want Lion King? Aaron, everybody just left this train station. Excuse me? Are you three stuck here in this station? Addle, I don't want to do characters. I don't want to do scenes.

I don't want to do scenes right now. I don't want to do bits right now. We're stuck in this train station. Who is Addle? My name is Otto. Otto Rafa. Oh God. Addle, I don't want to sleep atlop. My name is Otto Otto reply. Oh God. I don't know. I don't know. Do you want to sleep at my name? My name is Otto Rafa. I am here from Duscherdorf. Excuse me. Did you say Duscherdorf? Dishes my friend JP Germany. My name is JP Germany.

What are you doing in Germany, young lady? What what what what what my name be? What's gonna happen to this? Yeah. What is she doing? What are you doing? What what would my name be what's gonna accent is this yeah? What is she doing? Are you? What's with my name Aaron Jesus Christ? Oh these nice people don't stop please stop the pump the brakes What kind of accent is she doing that she's breaking what kind of accent is she doing? I'm an apology from this girl even though I think I did the wrong thing Yes, who does she think she is matriline Khan? Even though I think I did the wrong thing. Yes, who does she think she is, Mattel and Khan?

You sound like Adam Sammer when you do it. Aaron. Come to get back to your work. Come to the back of the Germany. You can do it. They're all going to live in the world. Oh, I think the train's canceled. Oh.

Oh, we should be two. We should be concert. V, V. How do you lock into a German, a scene? How do you lock into a German accent? How do you lock into three German accents, lock into a bar? Wolk's wagon.

Wolk's wagon. They switch the W's in the V's, right? Wolk's wagon. Sounds like Russian. I feel like any time I do a German accent, which is rarely, and never doing it well, bless you. I always think of Christophe Waltz in Glorious Basterds when he goes to the house, and he makes an egg, or he asks for a milk, or whatever, but he just has that real soft kind of,

my name is Christophe Waltz. See, I nailed it. so you're nailed it. Yeah, you nailed it. He doesn't know his name in that movie. I think of Hans and Krons, Aaron, is that what you want? Yes. I don't know how to do any accent, like, really. Every accent that I do is an impression of someone else doing an accent that I may have

heard in a comical way. So my German accent is usually like very much like this from Austin Powers. From Austin Powers. Yeah, and then let's hear your Scottish is just fat bastard. Get in my border! My wife, I'm getting my wife. Scottish accent, I say I'm having a great day. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. What a great day. Great. Great, great. Great.

Great. Do an Irish accent. Oh, tiny, fruity, fruity. An Irish accent. My name is Hatter Rifey. Right, Rifey to Titey Titey. Um, Mariah watches. Instead of earth.

I'm on an arthargoujouan. What on arthargoujouan? What on arthargoujouan? What on arthargoujouan? Mariah watches love island and there's a character on the character. There's a human being. That's how the character, there's a human being. That's how it's a character.

Well. Who is from Ireland, Ireland and I can't, now she's gonna kill me, I can't remember what the root thing that she says to get into that eye check. Oh, don't, oh come on. The root thing. Like the nurse check. It's the root thing for the eye or sex.

And we get what you're saying. Potato. Pulse potato. Pulse potato. I hate to be the one the Irish accent. We get what you're saying. Potato. Pulse potato. Pulse potato. I hate to be the one to tell you this marriage. Are you fucking joking? Potatoes. That's it.

Are you fucking joking? Yes. It's very breathy. It's fucking joking. And it ends like it's a question, right? Breathy and ends like it's going upward. Like a question. Like a question.

We're not bad. We're not bad. I was telling Aaron the other day, one of my favorite YouTube, one of my favorite YouTube videos is the little girl who's maybe Scottish or Irish. And she thinks she's going to Megan Markle's wedding. So she's crying in the kitchen when the mom starts the rec, like recording her. And she's like, are we going to Megan's wedding? And the mom goes, no, you're not going. You were to invite and she goes, why wasn't I invited?

And she goes, because Megan doesn't know you And she's like, but everyone at school is going and she's like no, they're not she goes Teacher said that everyone will be there and she goes she met everyone in the sense of like all everyone who matters And she's like so I'm not going and she's like no, she goes I'm not a princess And she goes you're my little princess and she goes yeah Yeah, I'm probably not going because Megan doesn't know me. And it's funny. It's like, it's through massive tears.

Like she's just sobbing her eyes out. Those are mine. Have you guys seen the YouTube video of the girl? I'm making a video yelling at her sister for unplugging her iPad. No, no. She's like, thanks a lot to Rachel. I'm not. I'm not. And my your iPad is charged. Didn't mine's not anymore. Wait to go idiot. Oh, Aaron, I

have seen that and you're misremembering. That was from Irish friends. Oh yeah. Where Irish Monica lambasts Irish Rachel. You've got your iPad and I don't have my iPad. We were on a break. And I'm wearing an everybody's clothes. Could I be wearing an immigrant clothes? Can't learn about. Gunther! Get me another. Cup of coffee. Smellicat. Smellicat.

What is this? We need to take a fucking break. Speaking of all of our favorite YouTube videos. We need kickats. We gotta go get some more money from our advertisers. We'll be right back with more. Territory atoll. get some more money from our advertisers. We'll be right back with more. Editorial toll. I think we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, we're hit, I'm setting up a website to bring him. Um, can I just need some advice? This podcast is sponsored by Squarespace. I'm not, I'm not mad at you.

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I can't remember what the website was for. The website was for. The web site. The web site. The web site was for. The website was for. The website was for. The website was for.

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I'm having a hard time choosing a path. You know, there never truly is a middle of the woods. Isn't it funny to think about something like that? Like, have there never truly is a middle of the woods? No, this is the middle. Okay, this is it. Adel, can you help? Yeah, actually, so as per Robert Frost,

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A rabbit played Nick. The Batmobile lost a wheel. The Joker kissed a clown. You do well. I was born in one. How do you walk into a bayonet accent, Aaron? She puts her hands on the floor. Put your hands over your mouth and then you say,

God, let me go. God, I'm a good person. God, I'm a good person. God, I'm gonna go. God, I'm gonna go. God, I'm gonna go. Aaron, I hope you know that in the movie, he's saying, God, them. God, I'm gonna go.

God, I'm gonna go. Bane's catchphrases. God, I'm gonna go. I do think I would love it if like, Bern on my hood was great. If like comic book movies were just like, the characters, comic book movies, talks like just real people talked.

Mm-hmm. Like. I'm Batman. You guys just like, hey, I'm a bad dude and I'm like, slightly muscular. Or just like, no, nothing quippy, nothing clever. Like Captain America deck, someone is like, fuck you, dickhead. I feel like Pat and Oswald are some and has a bit on that where it's like in most movies like the best friend in most rom coms is like so quick with a quip.

And it's like in real life they'd be like, ooh, night like yeah. Okay, I would like to hear one more riddle before I die. Let's hear one more riddle. Meaning, John Travoltata is gonna play a mom. It's a holiday. Moss hops in his car and begins to drive. He drives for hours in one direction and covers hundreds of miles.

When Moss stops the car and gets out, he's in the same place that he started. What go on? It's Carrie and Moss. She's driving on set. Classically, they don't have those cars actually move. They hook them up to a machine that stimulates the tires and the cars just drive and drive on the lot. So you think in movies versus just pretending to drive in park, they hook it up to a machine.

That stimulates the tires. That stimulates the tires. This is a drive stimulator. It's a drive stimulator. Is Moss Carian Moss? Moss is carry on Moss. Nice. It's a circle. What's a circle? The drive. Is it a circle drive?

Here and it's a circle drive. But I need a little more information. Island. It's not an island. Island in the sun. It's not circle island. It's not a weasered concert. Hey, hey, riddle.

Oh, our show should be, if we ever, oh shit, Aaron, you just cracked the code. Aaron, you just cracked the code. This episode will hear by be known as the purple episode. Nice. Just like Weasier names all their albums after colors. And it's gonna be called, hey, hey, riddle, riddle. Oh.

In our own son, they do that. Hey, hey, yeah. Aaron, you're way less enthused than I thought you'd be. I thought you'd be like a two and you're at a negative four. I think it's because I'm having the time of my life. Okay. And she knows it all to you. She's dancing pretty dirty.

I'm talking because you can tell by my eyes. I used to do, when I first moved to Chicago, I had a job where I had to drive all around Cook County and take pictures of houses for this real estate investment company. It was a bad job. And there was nothing shittier than driving. And you said the real estate investment company. It was a bad job. And there was nothing shittier than driving. And you said the real estate investment company

was called stocking your ex. Yeah. I was invested in her real. You had to keep taking pictures of this. Boyfriend. Who is this Nick guy? And why is he buying property? But there was nothing shittier than driving

for like 10 hours in a day, getting out of the car, and still being in fucking Chicago. Being right where you started from. Sure. It's just a lot of driving. I do, I love road trips. I love road trips too, but when we went to Champagne, that was so much like just when you get out of the car

out of road trip, you're like in a different locale. But when you just drive and drive for your like day job and you just, it would be like, I guess I've've maybe it's like driving Uber or driving Lyft or something where you're just like driving all day but not going anywhere. What was the question? How long did you do the job? Like three months or something like that? Four months, six months, I can't remember.

What was your base salary? What's that? What was your base salary? Well, you know what's funny is, and I don't think I can get in trouble for this, and nobody fucking cares. But I went to a temp agency because I had a bunch of friends who were temping when they first moved here. And in a temp area or something?

Yeah, it was a him agency. We were making a rope. But I went to a temp agency and they were like, great, we're a temp agency. This is how it works, blah, blah, blah. We met you with a person, blah, blah, blah. And then a day later, they called me and they were like, hey, there's this guy, he's from this place in Miami. They do tax blah, blah, blah for real estate. Would you like meet with him and see

about doing, he needs like an admin to do a job. I met with a guy, the guy's like, here's the job. He's like, I don't know that impugency, I don't wanna go through them. I would rather just pay you and not pay them, which you're specifically not supposed to do with the temperature. And so I said pay them, which you're specifically not supposed to do with the tempation. And so I said, well, if you split the difference

of what you were paying them, you can just pay me directly. I don't give a shit about them either. I'll break many laws that there aren't a break. And he was like, great, let's just do that. And then I just worked under the table for cash for him for like six months. Oh my God.

It was so interesting. It was great. And we call that story under the table and dreaming. And it was like six figures. Oh yeah. I mean, $600,000. I do remember. So there were this is it's such a shitty thing, but they were buying up state property tax debt. And then they were that's like an investment. So if you are property taxes, but you don't pay them, Chicago, Cook County still wants their money, so they sell it to this company in Miami, who buys the debt, and then when you go to pay your taxes,

you have to pay a little, you know, big on top of your taxes, because someone else, it just interests, right? You're just paying more money, because someone else has bought your debt. So they're basically like keeping poor people poor. It's a terrible organization, but I remember I was picking up a check for them

that I had to like mail back to this guy from Cook County Clark House, and it was for like $486,000, and I was like, there's gotta be a way I can steal this. Like there has to be a way. I know it's a check, and it's not written to me. It's not written to me. It's a real estate tax investment company. Rich people are a poison, a poison to this world. And evil. Oh, it's truly evil. I watched a woman like crying in the Cook County clerk's office because she didn't understand why she owed some other,

it wasn't even our company, but some other company, she couldn't pay her tax bill because someone else had bought her tax bill. She's like, everything about the government and the economy is fucked and crazy. So don't, I don't, I, here's what you should do. If you're listening to this podcast,

take everything you own, boil it, down into gold. Even your kids? Even your kids, your kids are goals. Reduce them to gold. Take that gold, swallow it. I'll see you in heaven. I'll see you in heaven. I'll see you in heaven.

I'll see you in heaven. Whisper that to your kids before you boil them down. I'll see you in heaven. I'll see you in heaven. I'll see you in heaven. I'll see what happened. Shhh. Whisper that to your kids before you boil them down. I'll see you in a minute. I'll see you in a minute. I'll see you in a minute. I'll see you in a minute. I'll see you in a minute. I'll see you in a minute.

So the answer to this riddle is the economy. What's the question? Yeah, let's get, so we just heard from Joe Rogan's podcast. Let's get back to it. We have some pills we want to sell you. Those pills are riddle pills. So it's a holiday. Moss hops in his car and begins to drive.

He drives for hours and one direct, he drives for hours and one direction, covers hundreds of miles. When Moss stops the car and gets out, he's in the same place that he started. All right, Aaron, here's the one. Here's the Zamboni. So circle you nailed it.

So it's not a Zamboni. You think it's a massive person? You think a Zamboni driver during an initial game drives hundreds of miles? I think in a day, game drives hundreds of miles. I think in a day He drives hundreds of miles. Have you seen how fast do you think his amboa and goes? 100 miles Oh, no

He drives for an hour. That's a hundred miles Maybe he's going maybe the Zamboni driver is going so fast that we just think they're going slow. Oh, yeah He's got to get back, buddy. I want to see a quick scene. Wait, what? Yeah, I know. It's not me, it's the rink. And you are two hockey players,

and you're getting a little fed up with how slow the San Bonnie driver is going. Oh, I don't want to get back on the ice. Really just want to get back on the ice. Yeah. Play some puck. Play some puck. You know how that's phrase we use?

I really want to take my big L and slap the little black. I wanna take my crooked bat and hit the old flat ball. I wanna get right back on my metal knife. Yep, nothing but nets, but without the guy hitting it. What else? Crazy how that goalie got his throat slash. Crazy how that goalie got his throat slash. Half its every game, half its once every game. Yeah, I was way to the to the ring

Yeah, there's a guy in the back of his car what happened was a car behind him kept flashing the blinkers Mm-hmm and the guy was pulled over and got away He thought they were gonna chase him down But the blinkers came on every time the killer in the back would pop up is a Old star old tales all this time. Yeah, they got to the couple more minutes Still going off. This is still hey excuse me. Yeah, all right. Is it possible that you could do your I don't what does the Zamboni do? What is the Zamboni do? Yeah, what is it like this isn't a set up to a joke? Is it cleaning the ice is it getting is it making more ice?

It's not making more ice it's smoothing out the ice so you can skate more easily. Makes the ice shinier, easier to skate on. Also gives me a job. Chet, are you good? I'm good skating on bad ice. Oh yeah. Yeah, we're good on bad ice. But this ice is really bad.

Okay. How bad is it? Hey, why is that Zimboni operator wearing all leather? I don't know, it's got a microphone too. Ice is so bad. How bad is it? How bad is it? It has it called as mom in a while.

Oh, we should stick to crowd work. Yeah. It feels like one of those sassy friends in a movie. Yeah. Yeah, sassy friend in a movie or like any Murphy's 80s stand up. That is a bright red leather one too. Bright red. What was that?

A whip? A whip? Oh, a whip. It sneezed a whip. stand up. That is a bright red leather. What was that? A whip? Oh, a whip. It's needs to whip. This need I need to whip out. I'm scared. Well, that's for the keep the lines off the rink. Yeah, I would love to do something, but I can't operate on this man.

You see, he's my son. Oh my God. Aaron, you basically got it with his circle. So I just need you to give me context. Why a circle? It's a new verine. It's a masa person. Would you say a new verine?

A new verine? Is masa person's name? Or is masa masa? I just was thinking about a new verine. I did a sketch one with Haley Palmer. I think I've mentioned this where the whole sketch is just us talking at brunch and then she sneezes out of new verine. And then we're silent.

We just go to the hospital. We just go to the hospital. When we get a hospital. Cause why would you sneeze out of an ubering? Addle. Is Moss a person's aim or is it not a person? Moss is a person. Really? Does that matter?

Yeah, it matters that a person hops in a car and drives it. That's the, I'd say that's the foundation. That's the foundation of a real. That's the foundation of a real. It's not an island. It's a the fund. It's not an island. It's a race track. It's not an island. It's an island track?

It is a race track. You wanna give me a little more specifics or a JPC, this might be more in your, you think, you think, in the room for a mask car. Of course, famously, Aaron calls July 4th, Boom's in Bangs.

How many, how many miles? Hundreds of miles. Hundreds, just hundreds of miles. Is it, is it, Boom's in Bang's. How many, how many miles? Um, hundreds of miles. Hundreds, just hundreds of miles? Yeah. Is it, is it, is it, is it the Indy 500? That's 500 miles right there. Is it the Dittonah 400? Prove in Indiana in May at the Indianapolis 500.

Oh, Indianapolis. Indianapolis. Yeah, that's a, Have you ever been to? Sure. And event like that? Of course I have. You have. Addle, have you? No, no, and and I never will be because you can get hit by a fucking car

I'm sorry you can get sorry you can get hit by a fucking truck anybody could get hit by a car You can get hit by a car any time of the day. Yes, but I don't when I'm on the highway people aren't going 190 miles an hour You don't get on the track. You think you get on the track? Yes. That's how you get to the math first. Of course, Flip, go into the, see you're telling me it's just as safe to watch a NASCAR event as it is to just drive. I think it's way more dangerous to drive than it is to watching NASCAR event. I'm going to disagree with you. Because the people, you know what?

Let's test it. Because the people who go there also drove to the event. I want to see you seen, Aaron, you are a NASCAR driver. You're in the Indianapolis 500 and you brought your husband along because he felt left out He didn't want to sit in the stands because it's unsafe So you are currently going to a 120 miles per hour lap 47 out of 500 laps Okay, can we listen to can we listen to something else? What can we listen to something else?

I'm really trying to focus really just trying to something else? What? What? Can we listen to something else? Honey, really trying to focus, really? Just trying to go around in a circle like that. You got no wind, hold on. I don't want to listen to this anymore. No wind, hold on. It helps me focus. We never listen to my music. We listen to your music a lot, honey.

I'm just trying to focus. Hold on, hold on. I'm putting it in my Dave Matthew CD. Okay. Please just anything but the dance marching song. Anything but that. Why? I'm sorry.

Oh, this is my date, Matthew, Santa, to cover. I love you, but you, I tell you this, every time you drive with me is you, I just can't have any serious conversations. I can't really talk to you what I'm doing. You want to have this conversation, Kelly, because I'll have this conversation. This is sort of my point. It's like, I work right now. I can't really talk to you what I'm doing. That's a bit of work. You want to have this conversation, Kelly, because I'll have this conversation. This is sort of my point.

It's like, I'm at work right now. I'm trying to. Good, let's test it out. Let's do this. Come to Jesus. I can't. All right, okay, okay. All right, I don't think I'm ready

to have another kid right now. I know you want one. You're four months pregnant. What do you mean you don't ready to have another kid? I just am saying, like, I just feel like you really wanted this kid, and I'm excited, but also nervous, and I'm scared. I hold on, we gotta get out, and they're ready to have another kid. I just am saying, like, I just feel like you really wanted this kid and I'm excited, but also I'm nervous and I'm scared.

All right, hold on, we gotta get out and they're gonna change all the tires. Okay. Oh! This pumpkin bod is killing me. I asked you to follow me on Twitter. Seed, you're good at NASCAR noises, do more. Thank you.

Oh, my baby. Perfect. Crash. Day one, Hart. Um, if Weird Out did a cover of Crash, do you think it would be called Crash Brander Coot? No, I guess he doesn't. He doesn't continue the word.

He changes it. Oh, Bandicoot's completely different. To be like Flash. It'd be about just as League Superhero Flash. Yeah, I'm trying to think of Flash. Runs, Rural, F. What are the Weird Out songs could you do about Crash Bandicoot's completely different. To be like flash. It'd be about just as the superhero flash. Yeah, I'm trying to think of what? Flash! Runs real fast. What other weird out songs could you do about Crash Bandicoot? Let's do one more riddle.

Here we go. A group of people stumble across a body. After examining the corpse. Is this Stephen King book? Yeah, they pugged with his stick and they bond. It's in 1960s, dairy Maine. They bond. I don't know. What's your bond? The game bond was on a block of ice. Yeah. Mr. Bond, my name is on a block of ice.

And these are my cummer legs. And these are my cummer legs. I forgot about that. Oh, a group of people sum across a body. After examining the corpse, the group notes that the body is missing internal organs, but they maintain the victim died a natural death. What going on? Wait, what's going on? What's going on? Digging around in this...

These are what we're called Marvin Gays because we need to know. Come to the grave by. You think this song is coming through the grave by? No. Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh,, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, Oh, I bet you wonder why I'm outside next to the grapevine's I guarantee there's nothing going on And these come rags are just a bad sign

Somebody give that grapevine to that's not a sign Give me a massive five Um, I don't know, Adel. I'm gonna get my name back. I'm gonna get my name back. I'm gonna get my name back. I'm gonna get my name back. I'm gonna get my name back. I'm gonna get my name back.

I'm gonna get my name back. I'm gonna get my name back. I'm gonna get my name back. I'm gonna get my name back. I'm gonna get my name back. I'm gonna get my name back. I'm gonna get my name back. I'm gonna get my name back. I don't know, so she slid down a dinosaur. Uh, uh, uh, um, okay. Finds a way. Uh, uh, uh, uh, these people. My wife finds a way.

Stubborn across the body. The body is no internal organs. It's a human body. Or they're missing some internal organs. Oh, we can't sing that. Yeah. Um, does it? Of all the things we do.

That's, that's, That's a bridge too far. So it's a human body. It's a human body. Yeah, the group of people stumble across a human body. After examining the corpse, the group notes that the body is missing internal organs, but they maintain the victim, died in natural death. Missing all internal organs?

Um, I'll say yes. Okay. I mean, yeah. Could name an organ. Piano. Yep. Could this be a medical cadaver? And all of their organs were like taken from it

and it fell off the corp strain. Yeah. You know, you guys big use of Islam fans, right? Catching of it. Yeah, of course. Corp strain coming to CBS. We're on a world on a corpse train. Get off that corpse train.

You're in Germany. Oh God. Oh, I forgot to mention, as you guys think about this, I'm going to Germany. And if you're really, I'm going to do so, Dorskut. Dorskut. What? For improv to train some...

To train? To train. To corpse train. Now I'm back at the end of the day, hey Germany. To do some improper shops. Nice. Cool. I'm jealous.

For a company. I'll bring you back. I think Dusseldorf is mostly known for mustard. I love mustard. If you can, the best coffee I've ever had in my life was German coffee. So you can get German coffee. I don't know if I'll let you bring that back,

but if you can, please, I'll give you monies for it. And that's when Cheyzeblend? Okay, great. Yeah, Aaron, you want Cheyzeblend? If I get you a... They're making fun of me. In Cheyzeblend. I just want good-ass.

Good-ass. Oh, it'll be good-ass. That's a good-ass. I just want good-ass. German coffee. Aaron, you really put your foot in your ass. Good ass. Oh, it'll be good ass. I'm gonna say good ass. I'm gonna say good ass. German coffee. And you really put your foot in your ass. If I brought you back like leaderhosen,

would you do this sounds gross? It's too late. I meant it. It's too late. I meant it. I meant it as like a fun thing of like, would you do like, hair-er-doll photos with the leaderhosen?

But as soon as I said it, I'm like, someone's gonna take this wrong way. Yeah, and that someone was Aaron. I'm really really want German coffee, but I'll take any. I'll do your underwear, pick you. What is loud? It gets me the coffee. Yeah, the leader, who's going to be over your face. Uh, I'm fine.

I'm fine. You want everything back? Uh, no, but every, every time it, Adel goes to your European, breaks me back what he calls a European cup bathing suit, and once we get home, we do. Yeah, of course we all know. We can just ran around. Famously, a European bathing suit is a SRAN wrap with a zipper mouth.

And of course when you jump in and pull, you close the zipper so you can breathe. You know, you have to suck in water. Adel came back from Australia. He brought me an Australian bathing suit. It was a bat bit of Robin costume, but just the top half of the robin. And the dick's cut out. The dick racing cut out.

The top half and the dick's cut out. What are the things going on with this body? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? I'm having fun. It's on now. It was, I was nowhere near the right answer with medical cadaver. Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? That's a good guess. Okay. But this is all their organs. But all their organs were taken out post-positatus. Post-positatus. And I'll say that this body's probably been dead for a little bit.

Is it stuffed with anything else? Um, is it, yeah, is it, go ahead. Mommy, go ahead. Go ahead. Mommy, is it a mummy? Is it a mummy? Is it a mummy? Go ahead.

After you, sir, it's a mummy, right? Is it a mummy? Is it stuffed with peppers? And I duck. It's stuffed with pepper. A two person. I like my dead bodies, like I like my herbys. Fully loaded.

God. Boy. Aaron, you got it exactly right. JPC was about to get it. Do you want to say it again in case? Mummy. Snarkophagus. The people are archeologists working in the Egypt.

They uncovered a mimi. I want to see. Is this so that it was on train tracks? What's up? Didn't this it was on train tracks? What's up? Didn't this, it was on train tracks or was that not part of this? No. I just thought I was going to get.

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let's see here, not gonna follow whatever I give you. So gonna do your own things, blaze your own trail, better be a mummy. Okay, got it. And here we go, wiping some dirt. Oh! Oh! Oh!

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Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. No, not at all. Hey, you were right, the scream. You were method. I'm turning towards the wall. You were method. I just had my volume turned all the way up. Ice cream towards the wall.

We all scream for ice cream. What's up? I'm tired. I'm tired. I'm tired. I don't know. Can't hear you. Can someone get me a coffee? Can I get a coffee? Can I get a... I'm gonna get a genuinely get coffee. What do you guys want when I go to Tokyo? I thought to get you, they have these cool jackets that you can have

that you can make that you can make that are just like cool things on the back, like satin jackets, they look like club jackets. Oh cool, so I thought that'd get you. One that says hey, one that says red all, and one that says red. I think it's more like Japanese stuff versus arpod. I don't know.

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