Hey Riddle Riddle - #65: Watson Can You Hear Me?

Starting point is 00:00:00 The doctor was the mother. He stood on a block of ice. It's both a typical fish. It was the cat in a airplane. It's a cat that went to hospital. And the horse didn't ride it. It's a big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big Riddles where we're going we don't need riddles this is hey riddle riddle I'm out of five I'm Aaron Keith weird we don't need riddles yes we're going with the riddles we don't because we're going in a new direction need riddles. Yes, did I can be free JPC it's then JPC cuz not you it's your puzzles live I have a question at all. I know that we did a patreon based on this once

Starting point is 00:00:57 But when you thought about doing a podcast with me and JPC You thought about Fraser Roof. Were there any other ideas when you were thinking I'm going to create a podcast? I don't think so. I mean, I've talked about this before, but JPC and I two years ago walking home from a world news show, we talked about doing a morning zoo crew one. So that was the only other idea. But then yeah, I think when we had,

Starting point is 00:01:26 we had dinner right across from the Webster theater, the three of us, that place has been like 40 different places. It's called like 312 diners. That place is burned down, 100 years. What? Oh, that's right, we ate out in ashes. I will say that that place, I don't remember the food there at all. Yeah, that's in a starting a new place.

Starting point is 00:01:43 But that's our first meeting. That's the first great meeting of minds. And I remember when I told at all. Yeah, that's in a story, a new play. But that's their first meeting, that's the first great meeting of minds. And I remember when I told you guys the concepts, I feel like you were not very enthused, Aaron. No, I was, I was lying. Okay. I was so excited to do a podcast with the two of you, but I was a lot more.

Starting point is 00:01:57 First dates, first meetings, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie through your teeth. That's what you gotta do it. It's the NSYNC role. What are some lies you tell in a first date? JPC. You famously bite your nails in lie? 5-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3- Don't give a don't for another four years of old bad dick. Oh Charlie bad dick Charlie bad dick. So only got his dick's interest. The saddest sponsored by Charlie bad.

Starting point is 00:02:33 This is a spastic sponsored by the new horror movie, bad dick book. I feel like I'm more likely to laugh at something that is not funny on a first date. Okay, I'm going to work sorry to call the scene so fast. JPC, you and I pretend I'm not me. Okay. We're on a first date. Gotcha. And I want you to show, just laugh at my bad jokes.

Starting point is 00:02:56 Okay. Here I'll give you some water. Oh, you're Aaron Keuff and you're JPC. Very nice. I'll leave you some water and I'll be right back. Right, bye, Adolf. Okay. When you guys leave the tip, just remember, I'm not doing so hot.

Starting point is 00:03:10 Yeah, we know. I got fired from all my podcasts. Yeah, we know. Okay. Well, good to see you. How's everything going? Thanks so much for stopping by. Yeah, I'll see you myself.

Starting point is 00:03:18 What did that waiter should have waited somewhere else to... That's our friend. Aaron, there's appropriate, that's our friend, and he's on hard times. Yeah, it must be on hard times because this bread is hard as a rock. What are you doing? What are you doing? That's our friend. He got fired from the podcast.

Starting point is 00:03:44 Speaking of fire, these candles are fake on this table. I'm gonna go. You're bad vibes. You're bumming me out. I'm refiling on a date though. People have been shipping us. Have they? For years. Look, let's just cut out the middleman, okay? I'm going to-

Starting point is 00:04:04 You already did. We used to call out the middleman, okay? I'm going to you already did We used to call him the middleman Look, you know, we don't have to do this okay? Why don't I just all tweet out that we had a great time together? I know that you only care about the fucking followers So you'll get what you want and I'll get what I want Yep, I want some good service around here am I right? Are we on a podcast? Is that why you're trying to make jokes? Are you fucking filming this? Are you recording this for a podcast? I thought he would laugh at me too.

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Starting point is 00:04:52 Zane. Well, that was one of the worst dates I've ever been on, but not the worst. Mm-hmm. 50 worst dates. That's so good. When I date, the guy wants, and he, all he talked about was hot sauce.

Starting point is 00:05:05 Different kinds of hot sauce he likes. I see that sounds amazing. No, so boring. He's so boring. What's a first date? What's a topic you wanted to talk about? Me! What if you?

Starting point is 00:05:15 What if Aaron had just gone on the show Hot One since she didn't know it. Where I live, I'm hot one. She was being interviewed and they were eating hot sauce. What a bad date. What do you want to talk about on your dates? Mm. Probably something fun. Yeah, I think 50, 50 me, 50 them, right?

Starting point is 00:05:33 I want to hear about their lives. Do me about my life. Yeah. I want to hear about them. I want to hear about what makes them laugh. I want to hear about their favorite movies and TV shows. Yeah, I'm definitely like, I want to pick their brain for pop culture to see if our interests shows. Yeah, I'm definitely like, I want to pick their brain for pop culture to see if our interest

Starting point is 00:05:46 align. Yeah. Because if they're like, I don't know in a TV, I'm like, we're going to have a big problem. I feel you're too long. Matthew McCunnys. You're going to have a big TV. We're going to have to go buy a U.S. TV. For sure.

Starting point is 00:05:58 For sure. My treat, my treat. Oh, yeah. Oh, but for the Midwest, of course, my treat. I'll always buy a woman a TV on his day. I don't know that I don't know that I care about like pop culture and stuff too much. I don't think I'd do like favorite TV favorite book.

Starting point is 00:06:11 I don't, yeah, I'm not basing a relationship on pop culture, but it's just the idea of, oh no, that's what a fucking sound is like, bitch. That's why I'm dating a mirror. I'm your blue fool. I used to, if only, had a huge crush on him when I was like 19. So what was I gonna say about this?

Starting point is 00:06:31 Oh, on the first date, my go to question, I just remembered this, is I used to be like, who's your best friend? Ooh. And they'd be like, she's all hot and I'm keep so hot, can't believe I look like you have to be on this date. Nice. Can't we all look here to be on this day? Nice.

Starting point is 00:06:46 I have to say, what's one thing you're excited about? My classic first question, and usually to a restaurant, I say, you see the waiter, how many hits do you think it would take before I could kill him? One, two, three. Here's my, here's my, here's my, here's my, here's my, here's my, here's my, here's my, here's my, here's my, here's my, here's my, here's my, here's my, here's my, here's my,

Starting point is 00:07:02 here's my, here's my, here's my, here's my, here's my, here's my, here's my, here's my, here's my, here's my, here's my, here's my, here's my, here's my, here's my, here's my, here's my, here's my, here's my, here's my, here's my, here's my, here's my, here's my, here's my, here's my, here's my, here's my, here's my, here's my, here's my, here's my, here's my, here's my, here's my, here's my, here's my, here's my, here's my, here's my, here's my, here's my, here's my, here's my, here's my, here's my, here's my, here's my, here's my, here's my, here's my, here's my, here's my, here's my, here's my, here's my, here's my, here's my, here's my, here's my, here's my, here's my, here's my, here's my, here's my, here's my, here's my, here's my, here I had to kill him. Here's what I had. I'm in the first place. On the first day, I say, finish this sentence for me. My grandma. She heard it, Florida. My Florida, Florida. You have to do it in the NERANDAs. My grandma and your grandma sitting by a fire. Finish this sentence. Okay, can you give it to me one more time?

Starting point is 00:07:14 My grandma and your grandma sitting by a fire. Making out to the heart's desire. I would date you, Aaron. My grandma and your grandma sitting by a fire. Talk about, hey now. Hey now. Up, up, up, up grandma and your grandma sitting by a fire. Talk about hey now, hey now, up and up and out. Can you somehow make it a popular little? Have a little pido, ha nane, riddles and pino-nane. Riddles and pino-nane?

Starting point is 00:07:34 Yeah. That would be called pino-nane. Riddles and pino-nane. Aaron should just decide all of our t-shirts with Aaron quotes. I have two bars of wine. I got red. I got pino-nane. Ah, you guys, I'm not drunk yet. I didn't want of wine. I got red and I got peanut. I'm not drunk. Can't see one open a bottle of peanut. It's a bottle of peanut. I know why that I peed and do. Sir, have you made a selection? Yeah, I'll just do a glass of the peanut.

Starting point is 00:07:59 And can you tell my grandma's to stop making up? Okay, Riddles. Aaron is old grandma by the fire puzzles. Um, and I'm ready. By me up some puzzle cookies, grandma. Here are some warm up, Riddles, from Christy Kelly. Oh, she says Dr. Christy Kelly. This is a doctor. Hmm. Doctor was the Kelly.

Starting point is 00:08:22 And she goes, okay, to use my full name and compliment me profusely. Congratulations, I'm being a doctor. Yeah, but of what, right? I mean, like, you can get a doctor just by go to fucking school for a long time. Oh, I'm looking at the email says, um, compliment me profanely. Hmm. Fucking great. Fucking doctor. King shit. Big shit. Big King shit. Fucking doctor. Kristie, we think you're great. Hey guys, I've got another home brood batch for you.

Starting point is 00:08:49 Oh, Christy sent riddles before, from my mind. So hopefully original. These are, okay, this is a very specific format for riddles, a little bit different. Oh my God. These are fictional names. Each name has two parts, the first and the last name. Okay. Okay. Okay. Fictional names, first two parts. Got it.

Starting point is 00:09:09 Hint. Each clue has three parts. The first name, the last name, and the total name in that order. Hold on. The first name, the last, each... Each clue has three parts. Each clue, okay, I'm sorry. It's each clue. So, the first name, the last name, and the total name. That's what I, when I introduce myself, I say, I'm out of reply, that's my first name, my last name, my total name.

Starting point is 00:09:30 I say. And then I eat some corn. You can call me John Tachykoin, total name. Total name. Do you call it your total name? Or is this person a doctor of being a fucking idiot? I'm saying, total name. Total fucking fan.

Starting point is 00:09:42 Where do you go? Where do you go to get your doctor in being an idiot? I go fuck myself you. Are we ready for the first one? Sure. Name one, a man who is generous, but out, sorry. A man who is generous, but unaccountable for his crimes. A man who is generous, but unaccountable for his crimes.

Starting point is 00:10:03 So, is this like, we're looking for two crimes. So, um, so it's like, are we looking for two words here? Yeah. Okay. Is this like known words or these like, so this sounds, no, it, this is not a real person. I don't think so. But it sounds like a first and last name, but it's also a saying that.

Starting point is 00:10:16 So generous person who's not accountable for their crimes. Mm-hmm. Uh, is, is someone who, will you not accountable for crimes, you insane right or no that's not I'm insane indeed is it my puppets. Adita Menzel. The wickedly talented Nizel. I did it seen with Aaron last night where we were all playing bust Onions and I said the wife and I went and saw a fucking awesome Broadway show is fucking wicked. I don't know, that was pretty fun. Yeah, it was. Uh huh, uh.

Starting point is 00:10:46 And the crowd was like, one, two, three. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Uh, is it insane the last name? No. Is it? Is the first part full-anthropist? No. But it sounds like a name like George or Ben, right?

Starting point is 00:11:01 Like a- Yeah, to first name. Is it? The first name, the real, okay. The first name's a first name. It is it. The real- Okay. The first name is a real name. I feel like I needed to hear like an example of how it takes. I know, I wish.

Starting point is 00:11:11 So the name is, can we make this first one an example? Is there enough for one? No, we can't. Yeah, there's enough to burn one. Why not? No, no, no. Is the first name a word for being generous? Is it synonyms?

Starting point is 00:11:22 Is it like giving- No, it's more about thinking a man who's generous but unaccountable for his crime. So it's like what's another way of saying getting away with a crime? You're getting away. Oh, his name is Scott Free. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:11:34 Oh. Why does this whole thing? Why does he have to be generous? Oh, because he's free. I see, giving stuff for free. So Scott Free. So it's gonna be a phrase, a well-known phrase that ticks off both boxes. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:11:45 Okay. It's not like a portman to have. So, okay. Would Scott free be a good answer for them? That is the answer. It's one of the answers. It's the answer. Well, no.

Starting point is 00:11:54 That's what I came up with. What did she come up with? Scott free. Okay. It seems easy for her to say after I already fucking said it. So I guess I'm smarter than a doctor once again. Here's where I must interject and just apologize to that. And JBC has been neck deep in a bowl of kibble.

Starting point is 00:12:09 And how it's happened to him, he showed up, he's wearing a potato sack. First of all, this is not me being neck deep in a bowl of kibble. Kibble, I'm wearing a dog collar, full of kibble, okay? There's a difference. Kibbles and bits.

Starting point is 00:12:21 Kibbles and bits. All right, next one. I was biting my kibbles so they put me in the scholar. You know what, we can't have you chewing your stitches. We can't have you chewing your stitches. Well, I always say, I always say, snitches get stitches in my butt stitch. What is happening? I don't know, er, let's take that again.

Starting point is 00:12:38 Okay, I always say stitches, I always say snitches get stitches in my butt spin snitch in. All right, take three. Okay. I always say snitches get stitches in my butt spin snitching. All right, take three. Okay, every kiss begins with K. And this is dialogue from Minimum Black II. Yep, we're moving on. Next name. A boy who gets in a lot of small fights and always gets what he wants through deception.

Starting point is 00:13:01 Tiff, tiff,ception. Tiff, Fortat. Tiff, you got one. Tiff, tiff,ception. Tiff, Fortat. Tiff. You got one. Tiff. Maybe not. That's maybe not the first name. Oh, um, what was the second part of the riddle? And always gets what he wants through deception.

Starting point is 00:13:17 Manipulate, manipulate, manipulative. You're getting closer. Manipulate, Tiff. Who's someone who always gets what they want through December? The Joker. He wanted Batman to catch up. You're getting closer. Min The Joker. He wanted Batman to catch him.

Starting point is 00:13:30 Closically. Who someone who always gets what they want through deception? JPC. That's true. Did you hear about Alan North husband? He turned out to be a... Wired rabbit. He was one of those... Turn's not meant to be a sociopath, sociotiff. He turned out to be a...

Starting point is 00:13:52 No, this is not spelled, so it's gonna... Iron can I just... ...finetically sound like what this phrase is, as I'm trying to get you to say, with tips at the end. With tiff. With tiff or tiff? Tiff. It's finetically gonna end with tiff. Tiff. I love the hint. With Tiff. With Tiff or Tiff? Tiff. It's finanically gonna end with Tiff.

Starting point is 00:14:05 Tiff. I love the hint. Did you hear about, did you hear about Helen's husband? Turns out he was a blank. That gives us nothing. That's like saying, oh, guys, you're so close. Hold on. You guys are so close.

Starting point is 00:14:18 Let me give you a hint. Um, he opened the box and it was a, come on, it's right there. He paid money and bought a fuck you guys. Come on. A now and that someone would say is the lips, the teeth, the tip of the tiff. A cuck. Uh, no.

Starting point is 00:14:37 So, uh, did you hear about Helen Tussman? She turned out to be, or he turned out to be the Leonardo Caprio's character in Catch Me You Can. He was a millionaire. Yeah, what a shame. He turned out to be a millionaire. He was snubbed for an Oscar, Tiff. He was a con man.

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Starting point is 00:15:25 Sex with me is like learning out of the caprio. I'm going down on the ship. Adel, I'm gonna see that's the perfect segue because that's going to be the opening to your new talk show. You have a call in talk show. It's a sex advice talk show. And your name is Doctor Fuck Us. Hey, welcome back to Dr. Fuckers!

Starting point is 00:15:47 We're going to take some calls. Of course, when you call in, you're going to tell me that sex with you is like blank, I'm going to help you out, and we're going to do some fun sex jokes together. We've got our first color in the board. Welcome to Dr. Fuckers! Hi, my name is Jane. I'm from Toledo, Ohio. Okay, and sex with you is like what?

Starting point is 00:16:09 Sex with me is um, uh, like... So everything. Here, let me give you an example. Like a big hug. Did you hear that Helen found out that her husband was a blank? Feeling a blank? It will make that a dot-joke. A virgin.

Starting point is 00:16:22 Sex with me is like a virgin. Fuck, that doesn't work. Sex with me is like a virgin fuck. That doesn't work. Sex with me is like a virgin. I have a refrigerator. Here we go. Sex with me is like a refrigerator, cold. Mm. Sex with me is like a refrigerator.

Starting point is 00:16:35 All right, we have another call. Hold on. Hold on. Okay. Annie, Annie, hold on. Okay. I gotta get this one. Let me nail this down.

Starting point is 00:16:43 You said refrigerator. Mm-hmm. Sex with me is like a refrigerator. Let me nail this down. You said refrigerator. Tell me like a refrigerator. Tell me like a refrigerator if it falls on you your fact. Like a refrigerator you better go catch it. You brand that's pretty good your brand son you lose some you brands in you lose some brand son Branson for version is like Missouri. You're brand. Like a refrigerator. You'll be leaning over it in the middle of the night when you're hungry for verse. Sex with me is like Missouri. For version. Yeah, for version. Yeah, for version. Yeah, for version.

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Starting point is 00:17:31 One of the most expensive appliances you'll ever buy Sex with me is like a refrigerator Stuffed with left overs. Sex with me is like a refrigerator. I have a little drawer that keeps vegetables crisp. That's pretty good. Pretty good. See. That was my favorite way to play sex with me.

Starting point is 00:17:59 It would just be do like, I did that all the time. All the details about what the three people would laugh and air bells would be like, specific. I did that all the time. All the details about what the thing is. Three people would laugh and everybody else would be like, what's the joke? But yeah, I would be like. Wait, what would you do? So if it was like, if it was like,

Starting point is 00:18:13 sex with me is like a banana, it's appealing. Instead of that, I would come out and be like, sex with me is like a banana because I'm Argentina's number four import and I cost way less than you would think due to a mass over use of migrant worker. I would just launch into whatever bullshit and everyone would be like, what? And then the next person would go,

Starting point is 00:18:33 okay, the sex with me is like a banana because I got a curve dick. It's like, I was going for, I wasn't going for that. Yeah. Or you do it halfway, sex with me is like at alarm clock. If you slap me, I beep three times,

Starting point is 00:18:48 and then I snooze for eight minutes. Mm-hmm. That's like well. That's like a clock, alarming. Yeah. No, it's not, don't slap me. Oh, okay. Okay.

Starting point is 00:18:59 Aaron, don't slap me. Aaron, don't slap me. Where we, in that, no, we were just doing scenes. We just saw, we just saw. We just saw. There's another one, these are supposed to be warm up riddles, but I love that, no, we were just doing scenes. We just saw. We just saw. Here's another one. These are supposed to be warm up riddles, but other than we're really just taking

Starting point is 00:19:08 an easy breezy time for this. We're taking these to fucking task. A repairman. Dr. Two first names. Fuckin' Catherine Kelly or some shit. A repairman who uses. Kelly Roland. Adhesive to fix everything and listens

Starting point is 00:19:23 to his favorite song while working. He writes this on his toolbox. A repair man who uses adhesive to fix everything and listens to his favorite song, songs while working. He writes this on his toolbox. And toolbox is where he keeps out of toolsy-dees. Top 40 glue, glue 40. Glue. Not glue. Casey, glue, glue 40. Glue.

Starting point is 00:19:45 Not glue. Casey, Casey muskraves. What's different? Casey muskraves. It's Casey muskraves. That fits. Definitely fits. Definitely an option.

Starting point is 00:19:55 Definitely Casey muskraves. Who's at bat and digs in the cemetery? Casey muskraves. What's a different kind of adhesive? Glue, velcro. Gorilla gorilla glue, gorilla glue, paste. What else? Adhesive nail staples. Staples.

Starting point is 00:20:14 Staples. Oh, God, it's not my parents' marriage. That's all part. Things that stick things together. Post-positathos. Is it a liquid or like a is it viscous? It's not a liquid. Glute stick. It's magnet magnet magnet. Is it light glue? Yeah, it works similarly. What I find it what I find it in a classroom. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:20:41 A lot of it. Kid come. Kid. Kid come. 18 year old kid come. Kid come. Kid come. What do we think? I would find this adhesive in a classroom, but it's not paste or glue.

Starting point is 00:20:57 Oh, it's something, it's not something that's viscous. It's not fuck, it's not. Let me work on the other half of this. That's wild that you don't know this. It's like the most common adhesive. Stayplug. Ah.

Starting point is 00:21:07 Tape? Mm-hmm. Okay. I don't, I never think of tape as an adhesive. Yeah, because it's, it is, but it is. Yeah. But I'm thinking of like tape doesn't usually, I guess it can.

Starting point is 00:21:16 Tape this together. I don't think of tape as binding two things. Wow. That's a bug. Yeah. It does. Yeah. Um, so tape, it wants the second part of the thing. That's the last name. It's the first part, sorry. So the first part, let me read it does. Yeah, it does. Yeah. So tape and what was the second part of it? That's the last name.

Starting point is 00:21:26 The first part. Sorry. So the first part, let me read it again. Okay. I'll rip him. A repairman who uses adhesive to fix everything and listens to his favorite songs while working. Tape. He writes. Tape player. It's that tape. It's on his toolbox. It's something tape. KC at tape. Oh, are we, are we right? Was like cassette tape is that part of it?

Starting point is 00:21:49 It's not cassette. What's a different word you can put for tape? Audio tape, video tape. It's something we used to make for our crushes. A mix tape. Max tape. Max tape. Mix.

Starting point is 00:22:01 Oh, it might think yes. Mix tape. Oh, he writes CKS mix tape? Mix tape. Oh, he writes on his toolbox. Mix tape. Mix tape. Tape. Which is.

Starting point is 00:22:12 I made a huge mix tape. Perfect. Do you want a bonus? Well, one. Yes, yes. Feed me, doctor. A male math teacher that is so into fracking, he treats his sums like crude oil. Whoa, what? You know, I'd like to frack the students.

Starting point is 00:22:29 A male math teacher that is so into fracking he treats his sums like crude oil. Cracked an omit. He treats his sums like crude oil. Sums. Sums. Sorry. I'm a mumble mumble. He treats his sums like crude oil.

Starting point is 00:22:43 A male math teacher that is so into fracking He treats his sums like crude oil. A male math teacher that is so into fracking, he treats his sums like crude oil. So fracking would be like a dyke or a d- or like a derek or like a, what are, boy? What are they used for fracking? I guess it wouldn't be a dyke. Fracking is getting natural guests though not crude oil, right?

Starting point is 00:23:01 I don't know. Pipes, what's that big pipe? Pipes way, Sarah Palin, Alaska? Yeah, Sarah Pal, Sarah Pipes way. Is it? Pipes. What's that big pipe? Pipes, Sarah Payne, Alaska? Yeah, Sarah Payne. Sarah Pipes. Is it Sarah Pipes? Is it Sarah Pipes? It's Sarah Pipes.

Starting point is 00:23:11 Sarah Pipes. Sarah Pipes, this is actually a real person. It's not, it's not Derek. Is it Drill? No. Does the first name have to do with Drilling or something like that? Drill Baby Drill?

Starting point is 00:23:22 No. We had a baby, it's a drill. It's more like, What about math teacher? Is this the opposite of subtracting? Adding, add on, addison, addle, addle. Oh, addle refract. Addle refine.

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Starting point is 00:23:47 Thought you're doing to be 50 tears tan roof rested. I like when people work our names into this because Then it shows the name in the middle of this show That's awesome. Thank you, and it was Kelly Kelly. No, it is That's awesome. Thank you and it was Kelly Kelly Kelly. No, it is Dr. Christy Kelly Dr. Christy and we think you're great and tall and funny Kelly Christy Kelly Dr. Kelly I think you're great. I think you're tall. I think you're awesome. I take back everything bad I said about you. You're a great doctor. I will recommend you to all of my patients You make the best

Starting point is 00:24:23 Penae pasta and I just want to say that your fruit punch has changed my life. Okay, and now we have another email. Hmm, it was more riddles. The plot thickens. I'm sorry, that's my pinkish better. Yeah. But it's thickening up really nicely. Ooh, the coffee thickens, so sorry, no, that's my penis.

Starting point is 00:24:43 I can't believe I have this getting smaller. Out of my my pancake batter. Wait a second. It feels so good. Wait a second American American A new movie a Pringle because it's better. It's a prequel because it's better. What if we call it better up? Addle it's just you and I were to fucking subber the world and I Melting away. We're just what we're just ready this movie hashtag. Focus second pancake Stifflers back baby call Sean Williams cop on the phone and get him work and it's called working stifflers They're having a lot of fun. No

Starting point is 00:25:18 This is work Alright you're a disease. It's called bad jokes. Well, I haven't even recognized it's toxic masculine. It's a crippling phobia. I have an evil from Claudia. Hmm. Claudia. Cancun, cancun, she has, we have permission to use Claudia's foling.

Starting point is 00:25:38 Cancun, Claudia, cancun? Cool. Claudia, hello. Thank you for your email. Thank you for your interest in Rittles. This is what Claudia has to say. Hello, hello. Thank you for your email. You're in for some riddles. This is what Claudia has to say. Hello, Erin. Fuck me. I'm not mentioned. I think you're the berries.

Starting point is 00:25:51 You're super hilarious and off the charge charming. I'm sorry, I don't need to be reading this part, I guess. She thinks you're the berries. Love the three of you. Gushy, gushy, gushy. Oh, great. Anyway, on to only connect. If you're new to the podcast, I am. I am. Sorry, of course to the podcast, I am. I am.

Starting point is 00:26:06 So of course, famously, JPC died. We had to get a rapesee who is his cousin. Honestly, a lot better. You're great. I love you, rapesee. Hey, thanks. I'm just glad to be here. I've got fucked up teeth. That's my differentiating factor. A rapesee. And you're really usher? Uh-huh. At the movie theater. Boom, boom, boom, boom. Here's your sheet.

Starting point is 00:26:28 Yeah. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha It doesn't, it's M15. Ben, what go ahead? I'm historically the surrogate for the audience on this podcast, so I get a minute one to all. Yeah. Mythraign, next time. Yeah, you're their way in. Yeah, Mr. Accessible over here. Mr. Everyman, man of the people. I've always said, if you meet me,

Starting point is 00:26:57 do not make eye contact with the king. Did I ever tell you about the time where I was in senior year of math class in high school was Algebra II, I had failed the honors version of Algebra II the year before. And I was talking in class and doing my jokes and the teacher called me up and she said, hey, John, since you're talking in class,

Starting point is 00:27:17 maybe you'd like to come up to the board and do the problem that we're working on. So I walked up to the board and I did the problem exactly, right, and I turned back to my teacher and I said, you know, if you want to take a shot at the king, you best not miss. And the class erupted and I was like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, And then you fell in love after that. What happened? What could possibly happen after a moment like that? I was actually unable to love.

Starting point is 00:27:49 That's right. From that day on. How much trouble were you in? No trouble. She did not handle it well. She let me win that fight because she was so embarrassed. But it was pretty funny. Because you tried to embarrass me, but you could take a shot at the beginning of the

Starting point is 00:28:02 night. Say what you will about JPC, but he is quick. His comedy comes fast. If you, if your comedy was a restaurant, it would be fast food. It would be Jimmy John's. Yeah. Because I'm pretty usually big in plastic. Because you, because the smells are free and you won't give us comedy unless we live it within five minutes of you. If my comedy were, if my comedy were a restaurant, it would be Jimmy John, because publicly, my politics is very different from my private politics. You're back in the line with Dr. Markance.

Starting point is 00:28:30 Tell me what is your sex like? Hi, Dr. My name is Clay. I am from Toledo, Ohio. Sex with me is like a refrigerator. Yeah. Preferably ask people for a fast food restaurant, and you're a fast food restaurant with a refrigerator? Ah, yeah, I just love a refrigerator. That's where you get food fast!

Starting point is 00:28:47 Okay. Yeah, nothing fast. Oh yeah, that's where you get food out of your own fridge. Uh, fridge, refrigerator. Uh, uh, sexist means I can refrigerator, uh, refrigerator Perry. No. Famously paid for the bear, big man. He did. Oh. Yep. Well, let's play, let's play a little song for refrigerated Perry. This is I just died near arms tonight Some sort of weird That was ushers version see Oh, just what are we doing we're doing an email? Oh, yes

Starting point is 00:29:19 But I'm at all if you if your comedy was a restaurant, what would it be? It would be Applebee's, cause he's standing off for the space. Shutting down fast, cause it helped get the service. Because we close it too. Services slow, but ooh, this guilt brownie. Aaron, if your comedy was a restaurant, what would it be? Trying to think, a Chili's too,

Starting point is 00:29:43 cause I'm only really useful in an airport and I make you sad. I think Aaron, your comedy's like a crack a barrel. Better than you think. Question mark. You can get a rocking chair too. And a cinnamon broom. Mm-hmm.

Starting point is 00:30:01 Can you guys start calling me cinnamon broom? I sort of look like one. Oh my god. Why are you here? Cinnamon Broome. Great in the fall. Which is right, you. Which is right, me.

Starting point is 00:30:12 Oh, Cinnamon Broome. That should be a tattoo you get on your back, like which is right, me. Which is right, me. Oh, Cinnamon Broome. Which is right, me. Who is this? Claudia, thank you, Claudia.

Starting point is 00:30:25 OnlyConnect is a British game show. That's the gentle show on TV. I'm obsessed with it. All the episodes are on YouTube. I can't recommend it enough. It's very good for your brain. I love it. You know what, Aaron?

Starting point is 00:30:37 Fuck this sucks, but I think the job that you just didn't describe in OnlyConnect was trash. So we gotta have people just go watch it. Why don't we take a break? We'll go, we'll go, we'll go far fucking away. We'll get as far from you as possible. We'll take a break.

Starting point is 00:30:50 You go on YouTube, you watch an episode of Only Connect, then you come back to the pussy with front of the shot. You know? Everybody go with that? You go with that spot, man. I guess, I guess I'm, my comedy's more like a Perkins. Absolute. Hahaha.

Starting point is 00:31:04 Oh God. My comedy is like the Mexican restaurant two blocks from my house. It will give you diarrhea and you're gonna love it. What are the, there's a Mexican restaurant, two blocks from my house, it does give me diarrhea every time I eat there. And I'm eating there.

Starting point is 00:31:22 I love it. And Mariah was like, where do you want to go to dinner? One time and I was like, oh, let's go to this place. And she was like, that place that always gives you diarrhea. And I said, maybe I'm not describing the type of diarrhea. And that is something that she says to be often now. Maybe I'm not describing. What a hot couple.

Starting point is 00:31:39 So if you've got a hot couple, we do have to think of break. We're going to take a break. Oh, is this also on there? She's a surprise. We're have to take a break. We're gonna take a break. Oh, is this all still on there? She's the scratch. We're gonna hear from a couple of our sponsors, which were some people that lived next to me when I was growing up. Shout out to the sponsors.

Starting point is 00:31:53 These are special tonsils? We'll be right back, we're gonna be right back. Best of it. Hey, GPC. Uh, uh, yeah. You're not in trouble. I just need help. I'm, um, pranking Addle. And I'm setting up a whole website to prank him.

Starting point is 00:32:17 Um, can I just need some advice? This podcast is sponsored by Squarespace. I'm not, I'm not mad at you. We're pranking spaces to all one website platform for entrepreneurs to stand out and to sit online whether you're just starting out or managing a growing brand. Square space makes it easy to create a beautiful website engaged with your audience and so anything for products that cut into time all in one place all on your terms.

Starting point is 00:32:45 Hey, Otto, come here, come here, come here. Hey, what's going on? I actually, I wanna prank GPC, and I wanna set up a whole website to prank him. Do you have anything that like, is there like an online store that could set up on my website to sell products? Did you know that with Squarespace,

Starting point is 00:33:01 you can have custom merch, you can easily sell custom merch and create passive income stream that Engages your audience and scales your brand design your products and production and inventory and shipping are handled for you saving you time and money What is happening okay? Wait, what's going on with that? Oh? Nothing nothing. I'm just setting up a very normal Squarespace website not a prank thing new He's gonna shoot you and I'm gonna use analytics.

Starting point is 00:33:25 Use insights to grow my business and learn where my site visits and sales are coming from. That's pretty cool. I'm gonna improve my website and build marketing strategy based on top keywords or popular products and content on my prank website, the prank site too. Whoa, that's awesome, Aaron.

Starting point is 00:33:40 I'm glad you're using Squarespace. Did you say what the website was for? I can't remember what the website was for. No, the website was for? I can't remember what the website is for Frank With Squarespace You can connect to your store to Vedent third party tools to extend the functionality of your website Hey, JPC hey, JPC. What's up, Adam? I can't believe we pranked Aaron with our little boy routine

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Starting point is 00:34:34 Thank you for meeting me in the middle of the woods here. I am sort of at an impasse. I can't decide whether or not to go this way or this way. I'm having a hard time choosing a path. You know, there never truly is a middle of the woods. Isn't it funny to think about something like that? There never truly is a middle of the woods. No, this is the middle.

Starting point is 00:34:53 Okay, this is it. Addle, can you help? Yeah, actually, so as per Robert Frost, I don't know if you know his poems. He has a poem called Better Help. I believe this is written in the 1800s, but it still stands true today more than ever. Aaron, you should try better help. Have you heard of this? You seen this? Mm-hmm.

Starting point is 00:35:10 Because sometimes Aaron and life were faced with tough choices, and the path forward isn't always clear. Whether you're dealing with decisions around career relationships, being stuck in the middle of the woods, therapy helps you stay connected to what you owl, owl. Sorry, that also does so fast. Therapy helps you stay connected to what you ow, ow, ow, sorry, that also does so fast. Therapy helps you stay connected to what you really want while you navigate life and the woods. And better help is entirely online, so it's designed to be convenient, flexible, and suited to your schedule. I've been using it for several years, and it suits the way that my brain works way better than traditional therapy ever did. And when Aaron says traditional therapy, just so everyone's

Starting point is 00:35:46 clear, what she means is tricking two of her friends to coming to the middle of the woods, even though there isn't truly the concept of the middle of the woods, isn't that fun? All you have to do is just fill out a brief questionnaire to get matched with a license therapist. And you can switch therapist at any time for no additional charge. Hey, Aaron, a GPC's putting down bread crumbs and then immediately picking them up and eating them.

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Starting point is 00:36:34 the space in the light of the two d helping at home by am home. Who are we? Who are we? What is this? I, clink, clink, clink. Excuse me, ladies and gentlemen. I just want to make a quick toast to, I know it's JPC's birthday. And we're all so excited to talk about him. But I want to talk about my favorite, my favorite thing in the world. And that is the app rocket money.

Starting point is 00:37:02 Oh, yeah, Aaron, that's one of my favorite things as well. Huh? Rocket Money is a personal finance app that finds and cancels your unwanted subscriptions, monitors your spending, and helps you lower your bills all in one place. I've been using it for years, way before they were a sponsor, and it helps me so much, especially around tax season. Kling, kling, kling, kling. Sorry, I also want to give a toast.

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Starting point is 00:38:58 And then, lie your liar. And then say one of his roles. Uh-huh. I'm the cable guy. Hey, Adel, I'd like to hear your Jim Carey. No smoking. Okay.

Starting point is 00:39:13 JBC, I would like to hear your Mariah Carey. I will survive. Okay. Okay. Great. I'd like to hear your gym carry. Okay. Passion of the Christ. Yeah, he was Judas with a mask.

Starting point is 00:39:38 Kavizel, carry. Passion of the gym. Oh, yeah, and that's right. It was Judas Jesus and then Jim Carrey played Cuban Pete. Ah. Ah. Ah. And he just, well, well, well.

Starting point is 00:39:52 Ah. Somebody crucify me. Ah. How did that really got away from us? Yeah, yeah. All right. So, as you know, only connect questions are sort of like a bunch of mini puzzles that add up to one big puzzle. It's been like a ton of episodes since we've done this, right?

Starting point is 00:40:12 Yeah, it's been like maybe 40 episodes. Okay, okay. And we should say this might have been cut for error, but earlier we were talking about Mickey Puzzles, and of course his wife's name is Mini Puzzles. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. Mm-hmm. Ha-ha! We're having fun. You're just jumped out the roof.

Starting point is 00:40:28 Oh, bleep, bleep. It's soft on the bottom. You can jump. Okay. Like flubber. Um, sex from these like flubber. Routin' waves, puttin' in your shoes! No!

Starting point is 00:40:42 No, damn it! Sex from the side. Sex from the side. Sex from the side. Sex from the side. Sex from the side. No, no, damn it. I have no time. I have no time. So it's like, Flubber, you're surprised that it's neon green, but you get used to it. Mm-hmm. So actually with me is like, Flubber,

Starting point is 00:40:52 you haven't thought about it since the late night. No, these. They're good. So it's like Flubber, ladies. All right, so puzzle one. So you have to answer each one, right. I'm not going to confirm or deny it each little question right until the end. Okay. Dustin Hoffman and Tom Cruise in certain movie. In a certain movie. Sorry, let me do that

Starting point is 00:41:17 again. Okay. Dustin Hoffman and Tom Cruise in a certain movie. Got it. Okay. Locked in. Another word for a condom. Last name of the actor who played Giles on Buffy, the vampire slayer. Singular immune deficiency disease. What is the connection between those four answers? Answering a heed played Giles. I don't know if it's head or heed, but it's HEAD. Mm-hmm. So head rubber?

Starting point is 00:41:52 Rubber brothers? Where are they brothers in that movie? What's the name of the, it's a Rainman. So rain rubber, head, Heade. You had one, one of those is wrong. You had it right than you so rain man No brothers. Oh, it is brothers. I thought I was asking for the movie title. No, they were say relationship brothers Brother Robert

Starting point is 00:42:15 Mark Brothers, Robert's head brothers rubber said so you if you can find the connection between Brothers and Robert and the last one wasn't immunodeficiency was singular immune SIDS No, that's a efficiency disease Singular So is rubber right? Yeah, that's one. That's what brothers is head right. Mm-hmm Brothers rubber head. So what's a way to connect that so brothers? These are things that You put on your dick.

Starting point is 00:42:45 Head, things that, oh God. Brothers, Graham, things that are Graham. Like sometimes the connection is they have like the same amount of letters. Sometimes the connection is. Brother, brother, brother. Brother. To add to that, to, yeah, brothers, brother.

Starting point is 00:43:00 There's a word that, that, Is it all like the vowel sound is not how it's supposed to be like it's not rubber or Brewthers. No, it's a word that you put before after all of those. Oh Slamming rubber boots rubber baby buggy bumpers head baby buggy bumpers headmangers rubber bingers brother bingers head case brothers brother brother rubber brother duckie brother brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother,

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Starting point is 00:43:47 Oh, so head, okay. And what is that one? It's Lice. Rubber, Rubber, Rubber, Rubber. Head, singular immune deficiency disease. Singular. That one has a question mark, yeah. No.

Starting point is 00:44:02 I don't know what the answer to that one is. Mm, I don't know. Singular immune. Oh, I see, I see what they did. I see what know what the answer to that one is. I don't know. Singular. Oh, I see. I see what they did. I see what they did. Okay.

Starting point is 00:44:10 I didn't understand. This is a really... You might not ever get this. It's taking a letter off of a disease, because it's singular. It's making a disease. Singular. That's not funny, because I have the answer. No, I'm saying I have the answer.

Starting point is 00:44:24 What is it? I'm in the answer. No, I'm saying I have the answer. What is it? I'm in the answer ward. I'm in the answer ward. I'm in the answer ward. I'm in the answer ward. I'm in the answer ward. I'm in the answer ward.

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Starting point is 00:45:10 That is fun. We are having fun. Here's what I'll say. Just like most riddles, it's fun when you get it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sex with me is like riddles. It's fun when you get it. It's fun.

Starting point is 00:45:22 He can get it. I also think I haven't done these in so long that my brain is not tuned to them and it never was and I'm one of the dumbest people I know. I had eaten bark on multiple occasions and by bark you mean dog. I'm eating bark out of a dog's mouth. I've eaten wolf out of a dog's mouth. What are we doing? Who knows? Cool. That was fun. Before we move on, I do wanna see a scene. Oh. I want you to make your best guest at what a scene from Band of Brothers sounds like.

Starting point is 00:45:53 Okay. Oh, we're really bogged down in this war. Damn it, Sarge. Damn. War is hell, this is world. This is world war. One. We call it. This is the world war we won.

Starting point is 00:46:06 This is the one. We're still fighting, but we're going to win. We're going to win. We're going to win. Say something. Say something. Don't shoot because we won. We're in this...

Starting point is 00:46:15 I want to call this a foxhole. This is a foxhole. Or is this a trench? Um, who? What is the difference between foxhole? If a foxhole is in a trench, then it's a trench. In the trench? Yeah.

Starting point is 00:46:26 The worst hell. The worst, where is hell? Where's David Schwimmer? Is he, he shouldn't be. He was an asshole earlier. He wasn't asshole. He was a minimum asshole. I think Tom Hardy's around here somewhere.

Starting point is 00:46:37 Tom? For a little bit. Tom? Thomas? No. Thomas? Is he British? I'm Jimmy Palo, and I'm here for a second.

Starting point is 00:46:44 No, that doesn't make sense. That doesn't track in no chance now. Oh, there's a French. That was just a thing I must've. Oh, four. I thought that was a French branch, a French. Andsy. I think they watched Banda brother.

Starting point is 00:46:58 I did, it's very good. It's not like you did. It's very good. I think I've maybe watched a decade ago, and like anything that happened to me a decade ago, I do not remember it. I'm a huge fan of this next one. I think I've maybe watched a decade ago and like anything that happened to me a decade ago, I do not remember it. I'm a huge fan of this next one. Awi-wetty.

Starting point is 00:47:08 Yeah, wetty. Okay. Titular character in a zombie movie. Titular character in a zombie movie. Okay. Titular character in a zombie movie. I got it. Mr. Webster, who met the devil.

Starting point is 00:47:20 Mr. Webster. Oh, boy. This is a good one. Half of a battle droid catchphrase. Wabble, how rude. Half of a Michelle Tanner of droid. Oh, my, how rude. Another word for puncture.

Starting point is 00:47:36 Puncture the four. Stab. I think I got two. Titular character in a zombie movie. Mr. Webster, who's on the devil? Sean. Dictionary. Is Sean the first one? Yeah, in Han.

Starting point is 00:47:50 Dictionary. I'm supposed to say dawn. Mr. Webster, who met the devil? Wait, not Dictionary though, right? The devil went down to the Webster. He was looking for us to the source of steel. What's that clue? He was in a pickle.

Starting point is 00:47:58 Boy, let me tell you what. I'll let you tell you what's on the word for buying. Half of a battle droid catchphrase. So battle droid is gonna be, it's gonna be beep boop, so boop. Or what, see to, see three PO. The battle droids from episode one, right? Battle droid say, um,

Starting point is 00:48:15 Is that a battle droid? Anybody wanna be not, is that Star Wars? Roger, Roger, Roger. Roger, Roger, Roger. That's right. Roger, Sean. Roger, Sean. These are all members of the who? These are all. Another word for puncture. These are all, Stab, St. That's right. Roger, Sean. Roger, Sean. These are all members of the who?

Starting point is 00:48:25 These are all... Another word for puncture. These are all... Stab, sting. Sting. These are all Aaron's ex-boyfriends names. Or current boyfriend. No, but these are...

Starting point is 00:48:37 Roger, Sean. They're names. They're names. And they all have something in common. Is Daniel Webster as a Daniel Webster? Mm-hmm. Yeah. Daniel Webster, Roger, Sean. Roger, Sean, Daniel, Pierce.

Starting point is 00:48:48 Yep. Pierce, Brosnan. They all played Bones. Yeah. Roger Moore, Pierce, Brosnan. Daniel Webster. C3PO. Roger, Roger.

Starting point is 00:48:58 Oh, dear, the name is Bond. C3PO Bond. So I want to see a scene. And there's been some kind of mix-up confusion with the paperwork. There's been what? Oh, I'm sorry, the scene prompt. Oh my god. And if the paperwork was fine, it's not a matter of...

Starting point is 00:49:12 No, JBC, we're still divorced, relax. Um... Still divorced. Yeah. We're still having fun. It was still... Still divorced. Still divorced is filmed in front of a second place.

Starting point is 00:49:26 It's a good, good, bad video. It's one of a Pinot Noir. You two have both been told that you are the new James Bond and you're in a scene in the new James Bond movie and you both think you're James Bond. Got it. Well, nice to see you. I can't believe that we're meeting face to face.

Starting point is 00:49:46 Of course, my name is Bound, James Bound. That's a pleasure to see you. My name, of course, is Bant, James Bant. Err, you must be some sort of mimic that's your villainy powers to mimic someone. You're the mirror? Is that what they call you, the mirror? I mean, American businessman on travel

Starting point is 00:50:07 let's just spend the formalities. I'm James Bond. Well, to be fair, my name is Bond. James Bond. Well, my name is Bond. James Bond. That's agreed to be a Bond brothers. I'm Steve Bond.

Starting point is 00:50:20 And action? Punch, punch, kick, kick, kick, punch, punch, punch, kick, kick, kick, kick punch a ball punch a ball punch a ball punch a ball kick balls kick balls kick balls Now order your signature drinks I don't have a daqari and a daqari And I don't have a pino nama

Starting point is 00:50:37 and cut I like my sex like I like my martinis Bond, dry Shake it, not stirs. All right, these are also good. Let's just power through so. I like my sex like my bond. More. I like my sex like my bond.

Starting point is 00:50:54 Denture. I like my sex like I like my bond. Only done by men. I'm just kidding for the love of God, women and people of color. Okay, ready? Puzzle three. P, puzzle three, sorry. Major Tom's career.

Starting point is 00:51:09 Astronaut. What Bon Jovi fancies himself in a certain song? Huge fucking dick. No. What is he fancies himself in a song? Oh, his, cowboy. I'm a cowboy. Janeway, Sparrow, and Cook. I'll have the same career.

Starting point is 00:51:24 It is. Jane, Sparrow, and Cook. I'll have the same career. It is. Jane Wayne, Sparrow. Janeway, Sparrow, and Cook. I'll have the same career. It is. Jane, Wayne, Sparrow. No, it's Janeway. Janeway, Sparrow, and Janeway.

Starting point is 00:51:35 I don't know. Janeway, Sparrow, and Cook. I'll have the same career. It is. Pirates, Jack Sparrow. Astronaut, cowboy, Oh, Wayne Brady, Improv improvisers. Is it pirate? No more specific. Janeway more specific than pirate. Yeah, like what kind of corsair? No, it's like a

Starting point is 00:51:52 The female private here and we It's a pirate that's in charge captain. Oh captain. So astronaut these are all YMC You know got the astronaut Nope, uh, that's not that assless astronaut chaps So astronaut, these are all YMC, you know, got the astronaut. Nope. That's not that, Astro astronaut, Chaps. The next final clue is ginger grant, Prospero, the Swiss family Robinson. Each person in this group was a cast away.

Starting point is 00:52:16 Tom Hanks films. Yes. Nice one. Yes. Tom Hanks films. Tom right. He was in cast away. He was in cowboy.

Starting point is 00:52:24 He was in captain. Oh, I in cowboy, he was in captain. Oh, I did say I'm the captain now. That's the captain's movie. Yeah, captain movie. Ready? Sex with me is like Tom Hanks big. Nice, that really worked. Sex with me is like Tom Hanks, Philadelphia, wait, nope stop.

Starting point is 00:52:40 Sex with me is like Tom Hanks, befriend your tits, but it's somebody's. Sex with me is like Tom Hanks, America's treasure. Sex with me is like Tom Hanks, common Hanks will be there. Sex with me is like Tom Hanks. Sex with me is like SteppyGraph, Stabbing Pain. Sex with me is like Tom Hanks, I'm in a bust, I cast.

Starting point is 00:53:01 Oh wait, all right, ready? No, 10 more jokes. Puzzie 4. MTV's Head Blank Ball. Bangers. A small matter, nothing to worry about. Nothing, try it. These are all types of tritato.

Starting point is 00:53:18 Nothing similar. It trifle. A small matter, nothing to worry about. Trifle, trifle. Triforce. Is it trifle. Small matter, nothing to worry about trifle. Triforce. Yeah. Like, is it trifle? trifle. Monster move in a song.

Starting point is 00:53:30 Mashed. These are all types of mosquitoes. Mm-hmm. Mashed potatoes. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr.

Starting point is 00:53:38 Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. No, no. Dark colored amorphous D&D monster. Blah, amorphous dark color.

Starting point is 00:53:47 So what are all the words you have so far? We have trite, no trifle. Trifle, trifle, mash. And what was the first one? Bangers. Bangers and mash. These are all English breakfasts. English foods, British foods.

Starting point is 00:54:01 What was the last one? Black pudding. Black pudding in that little buzz. What did you, gentlemen, want for breakfast? Breakfast. I want breakfast for breakfast. Yes, I'm British. And what would you like for breakfast?

Starting point is 00:54:19 I do want to see a scene. We're going to see this is a British diner. JPC, you've just come in. Oh, this alfabi road. Yes. I've, this is a British diner. JPC, you've just come in, oh, this al-fibe road. Yeah, it is. I've seen that's a main throughfare. And Aaron, you're gonna be a waitress offering up the British specials.

Starting point is 00:54:33 And JPC, you're gonna be a American tourist. Okay. Right, yeah, what are you be having? I'm so sorry, I would, one for breakfast. What, you are one for breakfast. All right take seat Um, we have some specials today. Uh, let me see my phrase book. I don't know. We have some we got Mary Poppins into special Mary Poppins is a bunch of eggs in a bag Um, come

Starting point is 00:55:02 Just while you know what? 86 out of bubbles and scrape. I'll thank god you speak English. Oh, Rawrie. Oh, Rawrie. Just let you know what, 86 out of bubbles and scrape. Oh, thank God you speak English. Oh, Raw? Yes. Oh, thank you, you're the... My name is James Cook. I'm Captain Cook, if you will.

Starting point is 00:55:14 I'm the Captain now. I'm having trouble understanding the waiter server. So if you could just translate for me. Raw? What was she saying? I would love to know what's for breakfast. She was telling me what's for breakfast. Have you seen Paddington? But yeah, have you seen Paddington? Paddington to?

Starting point is 00:55:33 I've been saying Paddington to over all I've been lost. I can't catch up the bear. I can't catch up the bear. That's how I know. But yes, I have What's the question? We that turns out Patentin's real. We found him, we killed him and we cooked him in a stew. What's the, what is she saying? I don't, I can't. We eat Patentin here. I can't understand a word.

Starting point is 00:55:53 Let me try and say, sure. We eat Patentin. Oh, you eat Patentin. Mm-hmm. Okay, y'all have that. You know how you might eat Patentin, we have Patentin, Ty. Oh, you're kind of funny that worker. Oh, nobody hates me.

Starting point is 00:56:06 I'm saying, believe bro, believe bro. One more, two more. One more, two more. Is that a tag the block? One fish, two fish, three fish, two more. The first time I saw a tag the block, one that's a fucking amazing movie that everyone should watch at least once.

Starting point is 00:56:20 And two, that's where I got most of my English slang was, or not even slang, but just like, believe, bro, bruv, bruv. I love calling people bruv. Yeah, also, is it human traffic? Human traffic or go? One of those has a bunch of great British slang, and I don't remember go or human traffic.

Starting point is 00:56:37 I don't think I've seen that. Both are good. Aaron, we are ready. I gotta see, I gotta see movies here. And I gotta see movies here. Ready or not? Here we go ready rigid bracelets usually clunky bangles. These are all 80s girl bands

Starting point is 00:56:52 Shot up hold on you would have one only connect but hold on drink cool aid out of these at picnic blondie keep going Marfell comic and TV show where a group of teens discover that their parents are super villains. Wait, what? That's a TV show? Mm-hmm. Kind treatment pampering for short. What the?

Starting point is 00:57:16 Kind treatment pampering for short. Spade, shade, spade. Kind treatment body. Kind treatment pampering for short. So the runaways, the bangles. What was the second one? Spotty kind treatment body kind treatment Pampering for sure the runaways the bangles. What was the second one? You drink cool aid out of these at picnics picnics There's certain kind of cups No, they're real little Cippy cups the wheel little cup dixie. Yeah, dixie cups final answer girl groups the last one was TLC Don't run away Final answer girl groups the last one was TLC Mary and wonder were the best of friends

Starting point is 00:57:52 No, you did the guitar part I shaved of his hair got served in a 10 piece suit Well, it was no longer there. He was no longer a bear put ketchup on his tail to snoot. Okay, okay I want to see a scene. I want to see a scene. We are all we are all ghost writers for I guess girl rock bands of that era. So we are ghost writing their songs for them. Well, hold on. Those are wildly different errors.

Starting point is 00:58:32 Errors. Yeah. Dixie Chicks and The Bengals did not, are not contemporaries. You can't even don't get credit for their work. There was a crossover. Yeah, let's be a bunch of dude writing all the girls. We pre-white men who are making good music. You're right.

Starting point is 00:58:47 The concept of ghost writing and pop music does not exist. They all write their own songs. That's for sure. What's the secret of your thing? When you watch TV shows, all those actors, they're giving through. We love it as well. What's the secret of your song?

Starting point is 00:59:01 You know, the song's like, How long till my soul gets to write? There you are making a mess, mom. And a human being every took her life. I call on the resting soul of Galileo. Is this a pop song? Is this a pop song? Yeah. You made that song.

Starting point is 00:59:16 I'm not making a done. You know that I take everything. So seriously. Is this a... Oh, people who do a Spotify pill. Oh, what's this song? Fuck fuck fuck. Um, um, um, JPC might know this.

Starting point is 00:59:28 What's the song where it's like, uh, Sitting under a tree, Apple fall on my head, Just discover the tea I'm Newton's baby. Newton's baby. He's really holding me down. Oh, what's that song? You know what I'm talking about? Uh, what, what,, what I know that song yeah, what what is the song like it's like

Starting point is 00:59:52 Island and it's covered in f inches Different fintches I love these fintches my islands covered In bitches yeah, what is that song? Fuck. Um, what is that song? What's in can you hear me come in Watson? What's in can you hear me? Oh, hey, man. Watson, can you hear me come in Watson? Watson, can you hear me? Oh, hey, hey, hey. What, I think that song's called I- It's called the Isaac Newton. Dallelay over the Indigo Girls. Indigo Girls.

Starting point is 01:00:33 I've never heard that song. I've never. Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do You did yeah What yeah, baby One more only connects our riddle. Okay, but they have to go right to bed. I won't Close my eyes. I'm tired. I know I'm just a neighbor son who's staying over but can I have a more connect riddle? Okay, fine I have a stuck crunch and a stuck wrench right to bed. I'm talking you both in oh Right to bed. I don't know Right to bed. I'm talking you both in. Oh, I'll write to bed.

Starting point is 01:01:04 I don't know. You can do it with that boy. Aaron, Aaron, Aaron. He's cold to the touch. Oh, I died in a sleepover accident. A sleepover accident? Yeah. You're the dare-gone wrong.

Starting point is 01:01:18 The truth broke your heart. Okay. Truth kills. The truth kills. One of James Dean's three films. Ooh, okay, giant is my first guess. Like a bee. Yeah, this is my favorite clue of the whole thing. You don't like a bee, but evil.

Starting point is 01:01:36 Like a bee, but evil. A beevil, a bowl weevil, a weevil, evil. Hornet. Mm. Oh, um. Orders are evil bees. Wubby. The female lead in on, or it's our evil bees. Wubby. The female lead in on the waterfront in North by Northwest.

Starting point is 01:01:49 The plain. Vivian Lee? No. Female lead by the North. Oh, Marlene Brando. No. I don't know. Fuck Aaron, I don't know this one.

Starting point is 01:02:00 Can you just give it to us? I don't. Yeah, let's play as fuck Aaron Kill. Gringot's Teller. Oh, goblin. Mm-hmm.'s play this one. You're in kill. Green gots Teller. Goblin. So what you have, you have giant? Goblin, giant. These are all types of mythical creatures.

Starting point is 01:02:12 Giant, Hornet, Goblin, and... Hornet? Giant Hornet, Goblin and like a woman's name. What? Something that they'll have in common. They're all mythical creatures. Giant. They're all... Green. Yeah, green. Green hornet green goblin

Starting point is 01:02:27 And her name is Gables Eva green is James Bond. Eva green. Yeah. Yeah, uh Eva green Eva And that was your last little thing even if she's Had written one more, but I guess we're never gonna get to it. Thank you I know it's mine. Codia had written one more, but I guess we're never gonna get to it.

Starting point is 01:02:43 Thank you, Codia. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Hazarac, etc. In New Orleans cocktail. For example. What? Cocktail. Yeah. Cocktail, era, mini. These are all Tom Cruise. Worse to describe Tom Cruise, mini. He's my stand cocktail. He's five, seven. So wait, it was mini cocktail.

Starting point is 01:03:15 What was the other one? Era and... Mini, wrap, shift, and cocktail. Mini wrap, shifting cocktail. Many rap. We're my ladies at We're my feminine people at. It's a many rap. Yo, my name is We don't have time.

Starting point is 01:03:32 My name is kid. We don't have time. Kid rap. You are human people who dress traditionally masculine. Why am I saying that? So you might not know the word. Oh, skirt. Uh, clothes.

Starting point is 01:03:50 Dress, yes. Many dress. Many dresses. Like dresses. Mini dress. Cautial dress. Rap dress. Tom Cruise dress.

Starting point is 01:03:58 Yep, I was right. Tom Cruise. Yeah. Mission and Positress. Bingo, bingo. Hot Tata. Feel free to use my name, XO, XO. Thank you so much.

Starting point is 01:04:07 Thank you so much. And also, these are amazing. These were incredible. Please send more of those. We were running out of riddles. I do want to just real quick to pick it back off what she just said at the end there. She, he, they.

Starting point is 01:04:16 They didn't, they didn't say it. They didn't say it. Let's be safe and just call them a dumb mother fucker. That whatever that dumb mother fucker said at the end, remind me, we should plug our, we're doing a hey, Ritter Roodle pop up bar speaking of our fails And we're gonna serve a bingo bingo hot toddy. Mm-hmm people are gonna think that's real. What else are we sorry? They believe us come sandwich Come sandwiches

Starting point is 01:04:37 Trust us. I know what you're thinking. Homies because women be hummus. Yeah I know what you're thinking about the come sandwich, but please trust me, it's awful. It's cum. Um, I can't trust this enough. It's a dog's cup. It is. If you want us to do a pop up restaurant, our bar makes it. Please tweet us, uh, HRR or no, hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Riddle, Riddle restaurant.

Starting point is 01:04:59 Hey, Riddle restaurant. That's a bar. The hashtag is Hey, Hey, Riddle restaurant and then tell us what we should serve there. Uh-huh, yeah. Like, come sandwiches. Yet, tweet us, hashtag Hey Riddle Restaurant, and tell us what we should serve it up. Pop up. Um, and speaking of pop up, I would just like to pop up into my plugs real quick.

Starting point is 01:05:16 Oh, yeah. I'm a loner. Nice. I'm talking, so I've got one. Uh, I would pay attention to Daddy Attle. Uh, Daddy Attle. You're pregnant? Come and have the Chid. You did it. I'm one. I would pay attention to Daddy, Addle. Daddy, Addle, you're pregnant? Come and have the chance. You did it tonight.

Starting point is 01:05:28 That's nice. I would like to plug my own personal Twitter to at JP So Fly. You can follow me. I tweet once every seven or eight days. And when I do, it's always about Trump, baby. Well, we're gonna give you a nose. You can follow me on Instagram at Shark Parkman.

Starting point is 01:05:44 You can follow my dog on Instagram at GoodyGirl. Please also bless Aaron. Subscribe to our Patreon. We have tons of fun stuff on there. We've got our D&D episodes. We might be doing more of those eventually. Who knows? We are, we are.

Starting point is 01:05:57 We are, we are. We will be doing, why are you being so quiet? We've got our story. We haven't recorded it yet. We can all be dead. Oh, fuck. But go to our Patreon. It's patreon.com slash HeyRiddleRiddle. We have all of our live, we can all be dead. Oh fuck. But go to our Patreon, it's patreon.com slash Hey Riddle Riddle.

Starting point is 01:06:06 We have all of our live shows around the Patreon as well. It's just a lot of fun, give it $5 a month, please. Please, please, thank you. You fucking please. Aaron, what are you playing? Aaron, keep 10, E-R-I-N-K-E-I-F 10 on Instagram. I have a new web series that is out that will be on there. I have pictures of my face that'll be on Instagram. I have a new web series that is out that will be on there. I have pictures of my face that'll be on there.

Starting point is 01:06:29 Adder. I love that. Yeah. What? What do you have? Adderable fray. Adderable fray. Adderable fray.

Starting point is 01:06:37 Adderable fray. I want to plug. You can follow me at Adderify on Twitter. You can please send us emails. We talked about sending us emails. You can do that at hrr on Twitter. You can please send us emails. We talked about sending us emails. You can do that at hrrpodcast.gmail.com. Even if you don't have riddles. Even if you don't have bespoke riddles,

Starting point is 01:06:52 like these wonderful people today. Just send us an email to just say hi or hi or join the show. It's so great. Give us a wellness check. Give us a wellness check. We get so many people who mention how much the show means to them and that means a lot to us. It fuels us and keeps us keeps us going. So let us know. We'll go. Well, honestly, we'll keep going anyway, but it helps. Honestly,

Starting point is 01:07:15 my day. It makes a great review. It's on iTunes. It makes it easier for people to find our show and it means a lot and it's a tangible great way to show your support. And if we get 1,500 five star reviews, my dad said he's going to start taking my calls again. So that's good news. Well, yeah. Michael. Aaron, speaking of some of the things we have in the hopper, you said that you were going to dress like Dennis Hopper for Halloween. And part of your costume is a suits that has suede on it.

Starting point is 01:07:46 And in the suede is a pattern, the pattern is... Jupiter, that was a long journey. Sex with me is like Jupiter out of this world. Ooh, sex with me is like Jupiter, it really ends an episode. An episode? Sex with me is like a band of this episode by Forever. My apple for five. Sorry, Eric Keaton. And John Patrick Collins. Bye bye forever I'm Boris, but no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

Hey Riddle Riddle - #65: Watson Can You Hear Me?

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