Hey Riddle Riddle - #68: The Birds, the Bees, the Nicolas Cages

Episode Date: November 6, 2019

It’s Wednesday and Erin is reading some listener submitted Riddles. In this episode JPC marries rich, Erin goes to hell, and some birds go to burning man. We also do an impromptu game show and the competition gets heated! Make sure you listen long enough to hear three different Nicolas Cages talk to each other. If you want to send us riddles, email us at [e-mail]:Adal RifaiJohn Patrick CoanErin KeifEditing by: Casey ToneyTheme by: Arne ParrottLogo by: Emily Kardamis & Emmaline MorrisWant more? Get Weekly Bonus Eps on Patreon!Want merch? Visit our TeePublic Store!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is a head gum podcast. I'm Aaron Keith. And we are rockin' and rollin'. Aaron, you've done something new to your hair today. Yeah, I can't quite place it. I can't quit. I can't quit. I can't quit. I can't quit. I can't quit. I can't quit. I can't quit. I can't quit.

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Let's do this. I'm trying to put my fingers at it. I bet told I shouldn't do that. Okay, let me cut some of it off to see if I can reconfigure. Right before we record it, I said, don't talk about my hair. I just am putting it up in a crazy way to get my bangs out of my face. And right out of the gate, they talked about my hair and then JPC reached across the

tape. And today I'll be posting a picture on Twitter of this exact moment. Um-hmm. A hashtag she bangs, she bangs. She bangs. Oh baby, she moves. Uh, Aaron, I think you're in pony tail. I think your hair looks great. The only reason that I mention it is because of how weird it looked. Yeah. Yeah. Simultaneous. Is this episode 68? This is 68.

68 more than the red one. I believe you're hosting and then JPC will be doing 69. Feeling so fun. and then JPC will be doing 69. La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, fair. To be fair. Aaron, you and I just got back from Grand Rapids where we did a show and some workshops. Do you wanna tell JPC all about it? Catch me. I literally have not heard about it and I was waiting until we got on air

so that the good stuff could be captured forever. Well, we drove three hours each way. I heard about it. We. I got this, right? It's too easy. You told me this. Aaron played me all of assassins, which I'd never heard. It was fantastic.

I thought it was tremendous. So I'm excited to see the show. Best song? Best song is the one that's a duet between squeaky from and someone else. The guy who liked Jody. Shot Roosevelt? No, it was Reagan.

He tried to. Oh, Hinkley. Hinkley, Jr. Hold my pistol. Hold my gun. Assassin's time has come. You say you don't want to be on off-book, but you audition for it. Oh, you just mentioned. We did that. We listened, I kept putting on cats as a joke. We kept listening cats. We listened to some Joseph Hades town. We, Joseph Slabs.

The people there which are tremendous, we met so many wonderful people. We, I thought the show went pretty good. People seemed to enjoy it and laughed at bunch. I got really bad stage fright before that show. Everyone's in a while, you guys. I get pretty bad stage fright. You never know what a through a strike.

JPC just so you know I did use the following phrases in the show. Okay. Finger banged in the culvers, but fucked in the cracker barrel. 69 in a red the show. Okay. Finger banged in the culvers, but fucked in a cracker barrel. 69 in a red robin. Okay. I say that because you're prepping for episode 69, so you might wanna work in some red robin.

I don't care. I don't care how many luke-null song titles you use. You're gonna be a good pro show. That doesn't matter to me. I wasn't red, but it's okay. We went twice. We went the night of our show, and then the very next day for dinner,

we went twice to maybe the best Tiki Bar I've ever been to, which is crazy because Adel's obsessed with tiki. I've been to, yeah, for dinner, you went to a tiki bar? Yeah, they had, we had the best chicken of all time. Truly. We had a 55 day H prime whereby we had oysters. Wow. We, between the two of us, we had nine tiki drinks. You ate oysters and granaryppets? Yeah.

Okay. Well, so we went, this is what happened. We between the two of us we had nine teaky drinks you ate oysters and grand rapids. Yeah We went that's what happened. So we were driving into grand rapids and we saw a huge billboard. Oh Good you you tell it. So a huge billboard. It said it's called maxes south seas hideaway And I saw that and I go oh, we got to go to this teaky Bar, and Aaron goes, yay, you do your, I went, yay! And then I said, she does it much better. And then I said, oh, it says coming this fall, and Aaron said, and then I go, but it is fall. Yay!

I go, but it's beginning of fall. Oh. And then she looked at it and she goes, it's open. It's open, and so we went to our show. It's called Max's South Seas Hideaway. And it's a $33 million Tiki Bar. And we met the owner, which is a guy named Mark Sellers who's a billionaire and he owns the Titanic.

It's a $33 million Tiki Bar. What is that inside of it? If you were inside of it, you'd get it. It is truly one of the coolest restaurants or bars I've ever been in my life. I'm going back next year because they're building a Tiki themed Airbnb on the roof air bean beer on the roof or not on the roof of the top floor.

I don't know. So I'm going to go back and stay in the air bean beer. Yeah, just a sleepy bag out here. It's pretty cold. Yeah, it rains, but that's part of the tropical feel. Polynesia. But I've never gone to a restaurant twice in 24 hours. I don't think.

And we went for drinks and had really fun Tiki drinks. And then we went back the next day and got amazing food. I went to that vegan place twice in 24 hours that we went to when we went to. Oh, in LA. Yeah, yeah, I went to that place after both. No, God, why did I go to it? Did we have two shows in LA?

No, we didn't, of course not. We had one show. I don't know why I went there twice, but I went there twice. Maybe after recording. Oh, no, it's because we were looking for a restaurant and I was like, oh, this is like a vegan restaurant. This place looks great. And then I realized it was two blocks away from the place where we were looking for a restaurant and I was like, oh, this is like a vegan restaurant. This place looks great.

And then I realized it was two blocks away from the place where we're doing our show. Perfect. Also, you're like, I'm in LA, the best vegan restaurants in the world probably. And then I'm just going to go to one place. The one place in LA that I wanted to go, they have like a vegan fast food place. I can't remember what that place is called, but I didn't know. It's yet ended out. Everything's vegan there.

Wait, right? Please. But didn't know. It ended out. Everything's vegan there. Wait, right? Please. But yeah, that's awesome. I have, finding like a little local jewel. Yeah. And it's a, it's a teaky bar, so it's got something for Addle,

and it was $30 million, so it has something for Aaron. Yeah. I'd only ever been to three dots in a day. I'm not saying she's a gold digger. Finish it. No. I would love to she's a gold digger. Finish it. No. That's good.

I would love to be rich, like so rich. You were flirting with that guy pretty hard. That's not what it was. The billionaire. Yeah, we met him and he was, you could not ask for a more casual looking billionaire. Like he, like Mark Zuckerberg would turn to him and be like, yes, you dress up. He's so nice. And everyone in the restaurant was like, you shouldn't meet him.

He's so nice. He's lovely, so nice. That's a leisure thing. I'm glad that I wasn't there because I probably would have stabbed everyone in the restaurant was like, you shouldn't meet him. He's so nice. He's lovely. So nice. I'm glad that I wasn't there because I probably would have stabbed him in the neck and even him. That would have put a dip around the evening. I hope I've never met a billionaire. You might have.

Yeah, you never know. You met a billionaire. I did meet a millionaire. You were front row one of his? I was front row one of his arrests. I'm sorry, his arrangement. He unfortunately was riding dirty. And which is illegal in Illinois until January 1st.

Do you think I'll ever be so rich? I wanna be like, have like fire your maid weekly kind of rich. Oh, you're playing a little game on your phone? No, it's just another piece of my phone. I have to keep my phone not on airplane mode, because I have to access my riddles. Well, can you turn off the volume? What about the little button on the side?

Is that a button that turns the volume off? The volume is all the way down. This button, don't you have this thing that you... Are you gasping us? We should turn it on. But then the volume's all the way down. The volume is always... How long have you had an iPhone that you didn't know

about that button of this? Can I tell you something Aaron? Can I tell you something? And I'm not, I'm no hedge fund manager. If you wanna be richer, I have to go have a turn on. If you wanna be lucky, you have to stop being so mean to me. This is my Jeff Fox word. If you can't turn off the volume on your phone,

you can't be a billionaire. Hey everyone, I'm okay. Yeah, Aaron, I think that there's a chance that you could be so rich. I want to be like, by your mind made. You'd be what? You want to be rich so you could fire a person? I might be. By the way, I fired people before.

It's a terrible thing to do and you don't have to be rich to do it. No, I want to be like, like old school, like divorcee No, I want to be like, like, old school, like, divorcee rich. Like, I want to be like, like, old, old family money. Yeah, I want like, old family money. And I'm divorced and I have like a harp. And I have like a little bell. You're describing Elizabeth Taylor.

I think it would be Elizabeth Taylor. I'm not even kidding. Mariah and I have had this conversation before because we both want to marry rich. And obviously, if we get married, we're, you know, we're not going to. And we have to be fair, Rich is handsome. Yeah, oh yeah.

So Rich is so good looking poor. But we've played through the scenario of what would happen. And what would need to happen is that we would have to marry some other person, they would have to die. And then we could get married when we had all that rich person. Are you in lying murder? No, no, no, no, no. have to die, and then we could get married when we had all that rich person. Are you in lying murder? No, no, no, no, no, no, just all right, say it.

You just, we have, after I say it, I have my boy. You just marry someone who's super old, right? I look like she has seen. I'm an adult, you're an old man that JPC has married. Can I just say, Aaron? What? Thank you so much for saying you're an old man, legit. Instead of just saying you're a man and implying I'm old.

You're you and about your age. You're you with the face you got. Yeah, you're an old man and DPC you've married him and you're trying to like not kill him but like maybe speed things along. Sure. What do you what do you want to do for dinner tonight? Do you want to go budget jumping? Oh, I don't you keep suggesting that I'd prefer we stay home and look at the stars. I actually bought a constellation for you. I named it Gladys. Oh

Okay, that's that's for me. Mm-hmm. What did I say by day was Gladys? That's right. My name's Gladys. Night in the pips You said your name is Gladys. Night in the Pips. You said your name is Gladys? Night in the Pips. Yes. Yeah. Okay. Uh, well, yeah, we could look at the constellation, but wouldn't it be more fun to touch a star? No.

You want to go to space? I can call you, Lon. No. I, uh, I don't necessarily want to go to space. I just want to simulate that experience. So here's what I'll do. I'll turn the oven as hot as it gets. And then you can sit as close to it as possible.

Okay. And then we'll get the experience of being next to a star. Did I ever tell you my good friend Sylvia Plath died that way? How old are you? Well, when I knew Sylvia, I used to, I was about 65. Cause they in the pits. I just, a few years ago,

watched Virginia Wolf drown herself. Oh boy. stones in the pocket walked into the ocean this Thailand You know what a good friend of mine used to say let them eat cake so I got us a cake and of course I won't be partaking because of blood sugar for nine hours. Yeah, yeah Fuck my butler for nine hours. And I'll sit in this throne and watch. Okay, hold on now. Wait.

It's, I'm sorry, it's just, it's Richard butler. He look good. Sorry, my ringtone just went off. It sounds like me having a hard time. Put your photo on silent. Or at dinner. Put your photo on silent. I don't know how to do it. It's the button on the side. I having a hard time. Put your phone on silent. You didn't even know the app did it. Put your phone on silent. I don't know how to do it.

It's the button on the side. I have a dial phone. Do I leave it on the handle off the handle? That's a bar of soap. That's not a dial phone. You know my number is two. See? See?

I was never going to call that. My plan was to see if that was a 40 minute. Oh, see? We could have seen that. We just never heard of it. Anything else you want to update each other? 40 minute. Oh, I've seen. We could have seen that. We just never heard of it. Anything else you wanna update each other? I don't think that any one of us will ever be rich.

I'm sorry to say. Yeah, I don't think so either. What could Sean do to strike at rich? Well, he'd have to like invent something. I think there's something you wanna say, but you're not gonna say. Yeah, he's hot on my face. I think Sean could be rich.

Yeah, also Sean, so he had a job where he was making an insane amount of money. For the first like four years he was living in Chicago and then he quit to pursue comedy full time. How's that working out? Great, pretty good. I'm just joking. But he, uh,

Dan dude, that's brutal. I'm just playing my family. You know what you say is something really brutal and shitty that you say, I'm just joking. I'm just joking. My boyfriend was so... Aaron, your hair looks great. Well, thanks.

I'm just joking. We were friends way before we were dating. So I was friends with him when he was so rich. And he would just order like $80 of sushi when he was drunk. And he was just like, buy all of our drinks and he bought this like really nice TV. Like he was just like, what rich people do? Which is like, buy nice stuff and treat themselves.

And now he's, like I started dating him right when he quit his job. I think that there's like a difference from a wretched unhealthy spinning. Yeah. True. But like it didn't make an impact at all. Or like one time he...

Yeah, I'm credit card rich. One time he... His parents gave him and his siblings tickets to Hamilton for Christmas. And they went out to dinner before and they were so excited and they looked at the tickets and it was for the night before. Oh no. And he knew he had let his siblings down so much and so he just bought, take a day of to Hamilton. What's the dinner for the night before two?

Yeah. What if I asked questions? What if I asked questions like a stupid person to attack? So we served the table, the entrees. No one was there, but that's not our fault. He's very good with money. I think Sean will be incredibly crazy person, rich, because he's just like, so smart and savvy that way. And then J Sean will be incredibly crazy person. Rich because he's just like

So smart and savvy that way And then JPC will have to eat him. I think that they're marrying and then wait for him to die There would be a good chance of me being rich if I didn't keep on giving all my money to Bernie Sanders No, you give your money to birds To go to burning man I You give your buddy a crane. You give your buddy a sandwich crane. Okay, I have to see a scene for Burning Man.

I'm sorry, we will do riddles, but you are two birds at Burning Man. Well, you also have to be in this. All right, I'll maybe walk on. Yeah, fly on. I'll be a fly on. Squack, squack. Squack.

So you want a barter? A squawk? What do I barter for? Squawk? Or whatever I have food here. I have some... Oh I'm sorry? Ty fusion. Ty fusion? Squawk? What's it fused with? Squawk? What's it say for days? Squawk? It doesn't feel like CBD is a cuisine squawk. Is it fusion just that that belay that it's... I'm gonna ask you this one time, are you a fucking cop squawk? You a fucking cop squawk? Squawk squawk? Squawk, you have to tell me if you're a cop.

Is that a, was that you squawking or you're a walkie talkie squawk? I squawk, you're wearing a wire. You're wearing a wire, squawk. We're both standing on a wire. Plumech, plumech, plumech, you're out of birds on a wire, squawk. Hey dude, do you see those two birds over there talking to each other? What? No, it's not real standing on a wire. Blue beach, blue beach, water birds on a wire. Blue beach, blue beach, water birds on a wire. Squawk. Hey dude, do you see those two birds over there talking to each other?

What? No look, look up, you're looking at your feet. Look up from your feet. Look up from my, whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Hey dude, do you see Jared let him look up into this guy and falling over?

Holy shit, wait, no, I'm looking at my feet. Those are my feet. Squawk. Wait, no that that is Jared. What's Jared let her do it up here? Oh, see, do you say what's Jared let her do it up here? I'm gonna put him in. Okay, we should do riddles.

This is a riddle podcast. This is a riddle podcast. I'm just enjoying these people. Okay, this one's from Robert. Long time listener, love the show. Here's a riddle. I thought up. Yeah, you love the show, you long time listener. Tell me one thing I don't know about myself.

Ha ha ha. Guy can't say it. All right, we should say Aaron is old. Yeah, her face just as it is man puzzles. Aaron is rapidly aged. True though. Oh, what cup did you drink from? Ha ha ha. The carpet. Oh, what cup did you drink from?

The carpet. I told this to adult, but I was getting really bad migraines, and my doctor told me to get Botox. So I got Botox for the first time, and now my face looks weird. What does that mean? In your face, your doctor was like, do Botox in your face from migraines? Because I had a habitual, but also just like, my muscles were super tense on my head,

and that was giving me, yeah, it was giving me really, really bad. Where did they put it in the, in the forehead? No, not my forehead. You cheeks? Or your vertebrae nose? In my butt? Regido's cracking the mat. No, it's baseball, Jesus.

And just in one tiny spot in between my eyebrows, and now my face looks weird. I don't think your face looks weird. I do think that one tiny spot in between my eyebrows, and now my face looks weird. I don't think your face looks weird. I do think that one tiny spot looks fucked up. I think it holds your face. I think it holds your face. When Aaron told me that, we were at the Diggy Bar, she also told me that she got her legs rotated

in her tits und of, which may be left for 10 minutes. Well, I was at a bar, I was fun Aaron. I went to the doctor because I was having an stomach pain and he reversed my ass. Okay, this is the riddle from Robert. Thank you, Robert. Born from the earth, tempered by heat, we bear many treasures and often a treat. Iron, cowboys.

You can rack us and stack us, you can crack us, we'll break. Thanks, witness. But if a home goes without us, no meal shall they make. Wood, coal, eggs, it's gotta be coal. Or from the earth. Because the treasure you can make with it, you see the whole crab, peace coal crushes it,

turns it into diamond. This is actually a great riddle, I think. Wait, born from the earth. Tempered by heat. Glass. We bear many treasures and often a treat. You can Rackus and Stack treasures and often a treat. You can rack us and stack us and crack us. Gaurons.

We'll break. But if a home goes without us, no meal shall they make. What comes from an earth that we eat? Carrots? Is it a vegetable? Is it vegetable? Fruit? Wait, watermelon, right?

It's not something you can eat. It's probably watermelon again. It's not something you can eat. It's not something I can eat. I dare you to find me something I can't eat. It's not cold. No, it's not cold. It's not.

Oh, we have a cold. I'm not a cold. Born from the earth, tempered by heat, we bear many treasures and often a treat. You can rack us and stack us and crack us. We'll break. But if a home goes without us, no meals shall they make. Bones, bones, which is cook on bones, famously, cauldron of bones.

Not bones. So my voice sounded a little bit like a woman at the beginning of a movie, like a fairy tale, when I was singing this. Born from the earth, tempered by heat, we bear many treasures and all in a treat. You can rack us and stack us and crack us, will break. But if a home goes without us, no meals shall they make.

And then the music starts and we zoom over the map. Harold and Kumar get to white castle. You can't do better than me. I can breathe that little bit, I think, you. I can't. With widgets and watchlets and bones and boobies. And boobies, boobies voice and I can do it better

Ding dong Hello pizza delivery That's your dick It's like the Laura You order one piece of sausage Extra small Boy for me And I don't like talking about penises, so I'm gonna sit here patiently. I'm gonna go take a bath

Let me know when you either It's about that water no, it's not water. So it's something you need to cook with so this word is two different It can be two different types of things on word iron iron So to cook with. That iron is such a good example of though. In order to cook, you need wood or coal or gas. I don't think you need to cook with it. It says you can't eat plates.

Yeah, no meal. Is it plates? Oh, tikton plates. Plates, a plate. A plate from the earth. Form from the earth. Tempered by heat, we bear many treasures and often a treat. You can rack us and stack us.

You can stack places. I rack us, we'll break. Oh, I heard rock and the sock goes. Oh, it goes without toss no meal shall they make. Dude, it's a double-on-tonger. Drem. Did you drop it? Did you drop it?

We really appreciate you listening and sending in your original riddle that he wrote in the store. Do you have a seat? We should probably also say thank you. Thank you. Thank you, Robert. Thank you. Oh, boys. For your riddle. You wrote in the store. David, see we should probably also say thank you. Thank you. Thank you, Robert. Thank you, Ongoys. For your little, you wrote in a school. Thank you, Robert.

Thank you for the bike over Robert. Thank you for the riddle uncle, Robert. Now go clean your room. No, don't. You're coming back at Dix. You're coming back at Dorkhead. Robert fucking sucks. That's why your left wife left you.

Yeah, we're taking care of Uncle Robert. Yeah, we're taking care of. Oh wait, what if this guy actually has been divorced? We should probably post it. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry man. We go and you go and do it stuff. It's about there for everybody you're going to find love again.

And as you're right, if you're right to riddle to get over, all of a sudden we're talking about Carol. Yeah, we bring a carol. That's probably her name. Suddenly she's a big part of our life. Yeah, you put into the riddle, you can't eat a meal. That's not part of the riddle, but you just haven't been able stomach any food

So you've been sucking down your eating link with you and your partner. I'm fucking out with Carol I'm driving rid of my dog's to rank up with your ex-wife by the end. I know that's gonna burn. I know I just wanted you to say thank you I think we did a minute We just needed to show our gratitude to a great player. Thank you, Snake. Okay.

Thank you so much, Robert. This one is from Sierra. Okay. Nevada? Mist? Mist. This one's from Sierra Mist. Not sure if you've done this one yet,

but I have only just started, so here goes. Did you screen these? Yes, I did. You screened these here? Yes, I did. And this one's good? Because this person said they've only just started. And we're on episode 68.

How about I read it, and if you hate it, I'll... Yes, what? Give all my money to birds. I get the big birdie. No, no, if you give my money to the big bird, the birdie birdie birdie birdie birdie birdie birdie. No, no, if you give my money to Big Bird, I swear to God. I get to pick the birds. That big bird knows what he did. It is the bird of mouth.

Oh God. It is those birds who clean crocodiles mouth. And bird mouth is just when you stick your mouth down somebody else's mouth and scream into their throat directly so they get all the nutrients. Wait, sex. Oh, I'm going to go take my bath. Okay. They also mouth and scream into their throat directly so they get all the nutrients. Wait, sex. Oh, I'm gonna go take my bath. Okay. So that's why Mariah's always crying.

One night two people a man and a woman got into a boat in It's night with a yeah. Wait, just read the riddle. Okay, you're right. One night, two people, a man and a woman, got into a boat. When they crossed the river, five folks got out. How is this possible? River sticks, demons, demons sticks. One night, two people, a man and a woman. I got it.

Got into the boat. I think you're supposed to read it as one night, two people, a man and a woman, got into the boat. I think we both got it because of the flat-wheeler. Can we redo it? Yeah, redo it. Read it the right way. And then play with it. We're actually going to cut this out redo it? Yeah, we do it. Read it the right way. And then play with this.

We're actually gonna cut this out. No, no, no, no, no. We're not. We're gonna like a movie narrator. No, no, no, no, no, no. I'm doing a Lacey Provis, we'll cut this out. Yeah, okay, yeah, yeah, we've seen I have riddles. To, you know, Kacey.

Kacey, Kacey, Kacey. Seriously, Kacey, thank you. Please cut this out. Seriously, Kacey, on your mind, that's it. That's two against one. All right. One night, two people, a man and a woman, got in two votes. Yeah, we know it.

We know it. It's not unknown. The night is called with a cave. No, it's not. No, it's not. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Let's all take a shot at reading it. It's what is the one?

It's one night. I blew it. It's one night. Go to top. We don't know yet. Okay, here's how I read it. Okay. One night, two people a man and woman got into a boat and they sailed across the coast.

Okay, I'm gonna hate this. Clank, clank, clank. Keg Arthur! Let's go into the boat! Oh yes, King Arthur! Let's get into the boat! I'm the queen! Ding dong!

We've never done this one! That's what's important. One night. It's your turn. It's taking a leg. A man and a woman got into a boat. That's good. Yeah, that's good.

OK. One night, two people, a man and woman got into a boat. When they crossed their ever five folks got out, how is that possible? So how is it possible? There's the K. There's also two people. There's also a man and woman.

That's five people total. And plus the boatman. The boatman, Sharon. What's this there? Sharon. Sharon. The river sticks, my man. I would like to see.

Is that not the boatman's name and the river sticks? I have no idea. Yeah. Charman. He's a Pokemon. Charman. Charman bear. Charman bear.

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Yeah, that's a little snuggled bear. I think he's a little sinister. Wait, snuggles is hell. Yeah, and he speaks with like this green voice, where's like, what's heaven? What mascot is heaven? Or Mellor? Or Grimis and he's like, Grimis is heaven?

Yeah, because he's silent silent he's like a monk right yeah is he talk no he I think he's as robber rumble yes gritt yes uh they're brook they're brook there's this robber rumble grimace says rumble rumble and then there's Ronald McDonald who says wobble wobble and then Van Allen of course is uh and then Van Allen of course is a couple of the jungle. Do you see, okay if I'm, if it's hell it's, I know it because it's the hamburger and he's sitting his nipples ripped off. Great, I want to see a scene.

Hold on, hold on. But if it's heaven it's the hamburger And you see those nipples ripped off People just rip it out as nipples I was about to say The hamburglers also I knew it I think that I was thinking to myself this could be heaven or this could be hell Coca-Cola bears are heaven. Oh the polar bears. Yeah, okay. I think this Coca-Cola bears our heavens. Oh, the polar bears? Yeah. OK.

I think the hamburger helper glove is hell. Is it a fist? Yeah. You are. That's the coolest thing you ever said. And he goes, let me get more comfortable. And he unzips his glove and just spiders come out. But also in hell, he's human size.

Yeah, yes. He's not size of me. Yeah. No. Oh my gosh's not the size of hangout. No. Oh my gosh, we made a hamburger helper joke. I think that we made a joke about the hamburger helper. We made a joke about you, or you made a joke about wanting to marry him.

That's ridiculous. And we got some fan art of you marrying the hamburger. But I think when he unzips his glove, it's just meat falls out, right? Raw meat. Yeah. Well, so wait, he's the helper? He helps the hamburger.

Well, he's the hamburger. Yeah. Well, the hamburger helps him to live. What's the scene that you wanted? I want to say a scene. Aaron, you've died, and this is not canon. I love you, and I would wish nothing ill towards you. But you did go to hell,

and the way you know it is because of who presents himself. Okay, I'm in an elevator. And JPC will play that entity. I can't quite know if I'm going up and down. Go each other. Go each other. Okay, it sort of sounds like that dog. Ping pong.

I hate ping pong. I hate ping pong. I'm so bad at ping pong. Point me in a game of ping pong. Oh, shush, shush, shush. Okay, I'm thinking how. I'm thinking this must be how. Final destination. Please get off the elevator. Okay, I'm thinking how, thinking this must be how? Final destination, please get off the elevator.

Okay, I hate those movies. And please take your copy of Final Destination. Oh, DVD. There's only been a DVD in here. It's actually a laser disk. And it's for the season three disc one of Will and Grace. What's going on? And a platform raises and a shadowy figure steps forward.

Oh, I'm sorry sorry it was Dharma and Greg Step out of the shadows I can't quite see you Do you see my visage? No, I can't quite tell who you are yet by voice or look. Well, voice is being also obscured by shadows so that you can make a determination. Tell me what you see, child. Tell me who you are. Tell me something girl. Are you sick of all this crazy hell? Is it, are you Bradley Cooper?

I'm Bradley Cooper? I'm at the Cooper Welcome to hell I am the devil you're getting folks with sticks See I like you're great and wedding crazers. Thank you. That's what I would have picked 10 I would have put $10 down that you're gonna be Paul Walker Money well spit Oh God so many people when this lady got got for their um Oh, really? Yeah, all over Twitter. I like a good Okay, I blew that one. Um, this one's from Jamie Jamie's from Jolly old England I blew that one. This one's from Jamie.

Jamie's from Jolly Old England. Sounds like me after a party in high school. Jolly Old England. I blew that one. Wait, big party. You're at your party, you blew that one. No. You're at a second fuck party.

All right. Second fuck party one. Second fuck party one. Hold on, this isn't a type of content. Calm down. All right, there's gotta be zero percent crossover between our listeners. I think we're saving us a ship of.

Are we ready? Yes. We're ready. This is from Jamie. Sweet Jamie sent me. It's from Sweet Jamie. Yeah, Sweet Jamie. Sweet.

From John Jay. Jamie. One, one. So they sort of did. Bravo. We have a. They created their different kind of brand of riddles. This feels a little bit like sandy psych. Wait, are we gonna do branded riddles? Brandy, yes. Also, I think we should get branded with a thing that says riddles. We should get what? Branded. Oh, oh, oh, yeah. So that if we we wander off people know where to sell our beef I think

Tell us something That was really funny Sometimes you just got to slow down and laugh at the funny things they're saying I think we should get riddles written on our foot, but in that Andy handwriting, like the toys have in Toy Story. Oh yeah. Oh okay. There's like a child rode riddles on our foot. Could we get a group Hayward or Riddletat too?

I would. So who would get the hay, who would get the riddle, who would get the riddle? I want hay. Fuck, damn it. You want hay? Yeah, you want hay tattoo like you want? People, like people, I'll be like,

on a date with a guy, and he'll be like, is that, do you have hay on you? And I go, yeah, it's not about any hot acids. It's like a funny thing. Yeah. Oh no like, is that, do you have hay on you? And I go, yeah, it's not about any hot cats. It's like a funny thing. Yeah. Oh, no, I would say, do you have hay on you? You're comforted hay.

Where are you in a barn? Are you in a barn? No, my name is needle. And I was just in a haystack. And she's stacked hay. Hey, so this is its own thing, and this is how it works. Wait, would we really get a group tattoo? Yeah, but would you say,

I hear the little little. No, I'm not the whole bout. Would you get one? I'd get if it was stupid. I'd get it if it was small and stupid. Let's do it. Thank you. Small and stupid.

Yeah, but also I don't want it to be my first tattoo. I have to get another tattoo in January, which I'm going to and then after that I will. You have to get another tattoo? I'm getting my first tattoo in January. Or if your mom, if you're my mom, I'm not. If you're not, hey mom, I'm not going to get tattoo. This is like a joke. Hypothetically as a joke, what would your tattoo be that you're getting in January?

Um, the number for my address of the house that I'm moving out of right now. Oh, okay. Oh, that's right. I think you mentioned that. Yeah, in my room, my hypothetical roommate's hand writing. And you motioned along the lower back. No, I was motioning to my bit who know I would do my rip. It's Drew B. Dodd, Madras.

Yeah, my butt. My butt. My butt. All right, basically you have a mashed up movie title. You give a new blended synopsis for said movie and the guessers have to guess the title. What if you don't want to do it? Can we get an example? Yes, I was about to say it for one day. And then Jamie says, for example, in 2035, Will Smith answers a village's request for protection after he falls on hard times. Jim, let me in. The town needs protection from Android. So we'll smith

gather six others to help him teach the people how to defend themselves. It's a mashup of two. I robot samurai. Oh, I robot a bottle of it. I row. No, you got you. Yeah, and seven samurai. Yeah. Oh, I got it. Yeah, but you have to say that the title. That's Oh, I got it. Yeah, but you have to say the title. That's what I said, I robot Samurai. No, but it has, it makes sense. They like, seven robots. They, they mash up with the sounds.

What is, what, what, what, what, what is that? I robot and seven of Samurai. What is the sound that Samurai robot and Samurai. And what's the Samurai robot? Samurai robot. Seven Samurai robot. I got it. I it. I'm I want to apologize Aaron. I want to apologize to Jamie

Jamie's from England. Jamie's got a little part wrong because it was on the other side of the street Jamie is over. You guys hear me sing Jamie's got a pun. Yeah. Yeah, was that a pun? Yeah Supportment all right, but pun meant to put me into So I have four rounds in a tie breaker prepared below. But if you think they're a bit shit, feel free to make up your own. For such a British thing to say a bit shit. I love that. I love that. If it's a bit shite. Love what you guys do. Keep up the good work. Thank you. Just want to snuggle four rounds in a tie breaker. Sounds like it.

Give me a third party in high school. Snog off JPC. Look at that mean I'm getting more and more curious about these high school parties that you're at. Didn't go to many. Are we ready for round one? Yeah, let's make this like a fun game. So like One okay You just turn into a laced with black mombas. Damn, it's on the soul.

We're gonna get. Them on Sesame Street have you ever heard them in Sesame Street? Lady Gaga. Lady Gaga. But they do. This was like decades ago. They did a song with Ernie singing the alphabet. They did the alphabet with Ernie, and it's like the most lovely song. Anyways. I just learned the other day that the alphabet song

is just Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star. Twinkle, Twinkle, ABC. X, Y, B, A, B, C. That just goes to show you all good ideas have already been done. You can alphabet song. Stole. Yeah, so read See that just goes to show you all good ideas have already been done. You can have a bad song. So yeah, so read these original riddles. Okay, so round round one.

When the Joker unleashes zombies on Gotham City, our caked crusader bear cates himself in a rural house trying to survive until dawn. Shhh. You had a buzz. Sean of the dark night. Oh, I know it. I know it. Wait, no, I don't.

Oh, wait. Shhh. Oh, God. Boy. So it's the dark night. No, it's not the dark night. It is the dark night. I know the other one.

You had a buzz. The dark night, you know. No. Let's see the other one. When the Joker and Lee Shazombies on Gotham City are Cape Crusader Barrett Cades himself in a royal house trying to survive until dawn. So think of like a word like if you only have one of them, you can maybe figure out the other things. One of the dark night and the other one is a zombie survival movie. Two days later, but it has some sort of sound or words on the first title. Is that, oh,

are we counting that? Is that in there? Yeah, but that's just the beginning doesn't matter. Okay. What's the one you have? Sure. So people barricade themselves in a house. The dark night of the living dead. Yeah. Yeah. Buz. JPC one round one. JPC is from North Dakota. I'm saying you didn't let me finish. Buz, your girlfriend. Wolf. Thank you. I'm from North Dakota.

So we're just getting to know our contestants. JPC is from North Dakota. He collects key chains. JPC, what to tell us anything else about your life? Yeah, I'm from North Dakota. I'm from Argo, North Dakota, which is short for Argo fuck yourself. Love been Apple movies.

I collect, I'm sorry, don't collect key chains. I collect key fobs, which are essentially key chains, but they're for sobs, which is a car that they don't make anymore, but not because it was bad, because nobody bought it. And JPC, do you have any family members in the audience tonight? No. What the fuck?

There is my ex-step that Rick is here tonight. Woo! Rick rules. Yeah, Rick rules. He was married to my mom for a very brief amount of time. Six months. It was not six months. It was 28 days later

But they're divorced now. He still supports me. He's a bad guy Words voice and that was JPC JPC was so happy to have you on the show tonight I think you do a little bit better in round two make sure to get up to your buzzers George Bailey gets stuck in a life boat in the ocean. Just when he thinks he should just give up. He is visited by a tiger. I thought you don't get shot. He shows him what the world would be like without him.

It's a wonderful life of pie. He didn't buzz. Buzz. It's so wonderful life of pie. Eh, baby, da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da. The moon, Mary, the moon. Give it the moon. Gary, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, the moon, the moon, the moon, give it the moon. Gary, the moon, Mary. Oh, and the car, wait, I want to, what should I do?

The bit or a story? The bit, the bit's so good. And it seems like you won, round two. Tell us a little bit about yourself. Oh, well, when you introduced JPC you gave them at least three gifts. Okay here we go. I don't I grew up on an island in the middle of the ocean the Atlantic Ocean. No one knows about this island. The Atlanta Ocean. The Atlanta Ocean. He collects key changes.

And his cat, and where's the top hat? Adel Zalo. Hello. And tell us a little bit more about yourself, Adel. Yes, I collect key changes, which means I collect Mermaid's Voices in a jar. A lot of key changes going on with other voices. I call water sauce just because it's kind of fun to do at parties I'm a total fucking nightmare.

And my dog is named Lambshade. just because it's kind of fun to do at parties. I'm a total fucking nightmare and My dog is named lampshade and he is dead three years now And I'll do you have any family members in the audience tonight lampshade's corpse is here and also my stepdad Gary give it up it up. Gary. Gary. Gary. Gary. Gary. Gary is my current stepdad. My mother is dead, but I live with Gary and Gary is obnoxious, but supportive. 240 pounds. He. And what's Gary like at parties? He, I couldn't get him a comp for the show. He had to buy a ticket so he paid in British sterling and he paid 240 pounds. Oh rich He's got fuck you money. So he's the worst at party. Mm-hmm. All right, and we are in a stop

lock side Buh All right round three Billie de la-jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeilly, billy, billy, billy, billy, billy, billy, billy, billy, billy, billy, billy, billy, billy, billy, billy, billy, billy, billy, billy, billy, billy, billy, billy, billy, billy, billy, billy, billy, billy, billy, billy, billy, billy, billy, billy, billy, billy, billy, billy, billy, billy, billy, billy, billy, billy, billy, billy, billy, billy, billy, billy, billy, billy, billy, billy, billy, billy, billy, billy, billy, billy,illy, billy, billy, billy, billy, billy, billy,illy, billy, billy, billy, billy, billy,illy, billy, billy, billy,illy, billy, billy, billy, billy, billy, b What the fuck? Conjurer, promising conjurer, sorry. It's a group of... Charismatic. A magician at least. A magician at least. Leads a team of talented illusionists out of Vietnam as they had upriver to terminate a once promising conjurer who is reportedly gone mad. I know one of the movies, but I don't know which movie

has a magician named Atlas. And I was gonna guess the illusionist, but you said something about a notorious illusionist or something. Yeah, that's the illusionist. It's also it's not that, um, oh God, what's that? The prestige? No, no, no. The one with the magicians that steal like a bank or whatever. What's that? Now you say, did you hear that those people stole the bank? They picked it up and rolled it out of town. They took the whole bank. Now you see me, where's the bank? Fuck it.

I don't know this movie. I cannot believe that just happened. Is this a movie we should know? Is it not now you see me? Is it now you see me? Oh it is. Tell us the same. You said the name of the movie.

Nice see me now you don't. Now you see me. Okay, so the movie I was thinking is not correct. Finding Nemo, what is the name of that movie? But we, they, that you just had, said. And now you see me, they're not, oh, the blend is that they're going to kill someone. Wait, what,

the bridge over the river, why you see me now you don't? No. Say it one more time. Charismatic magician Atlas leads a team of talented illusionists out of Vietnam as they head up river to terminate a once promising conjurer who is reportedly gone mad Casey oh I know this buzz buzz apocalypse nice And Adel takes the lead. Let's check in with his stepdad. I'm drunk.

Awful what? I drink my own pills. What's the alcohol content in that? Pretty good. All right, round four. I do want to see it. Do we have time for a quick scene? Of course we do.

Also I haven't been buzzing because there's a spider on my buzzer. Just everybody. Spider is the buzzer. Best that true. There's a spider on my buzzer. Buzz Lightyear. No, that's the other guy. What are you on?

Sorry, it's the other guy. The other guy! The other guy! Buzz, this is Nick and'm doing. I'm doing it. There's a buzz, there's a snake in my boot. Oh boy. You got a friend knee. This is good content, right? I want to see you seeing it.

Then we're probably gonna go to break. I want to see you seeing JPC. Well beyond a break. JPC, you're a magician and Aaron, you are a, fine, let's just take a break then. We we're gonna take a break we'll be right back Hey JPC Yeah, you're not in trouble. I just need help.

I'm, um, pranking at all. And I'm setting up a website to prank him. Okay. I just need some advice. This podcast is sponsored by Squarespace. I'm not, I'm not mad at you. We're pranking at all. Squarespace is the in one website platform

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Hey, what's going on? I actually, I want to prank JPC, and I want to set up a whole website to prank him. Do you have anything that like, is there like an online store that could set up on my website to sell products? Did you know that with Squarespace, you can have custom merch.

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That's pretty cool. I'm going to improve my website and build marketing strategy based on top keywords, our popular products and content on my prank website to prank the tool. Whoa, that's awesome, Aaron. I'm glad you're using Squarespace. Did you say what the website was for? I can't remember what the website was for. The website website for. Prank.

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And when you're ready to launch, go to squarespace.com slash riddle to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. Oh, she's back, she's back. Hey, Aaron. Hey, Aaron. Can we go to grandma's house? Wait. I've been pranked.

But how? I don't know. This show is sponsored by BetterHelp. Hey Adel and JPC, thank you for meeting me in the middle of the woods here. I am sort of at an empath. I can't decide whether or not to go this way or this way. I'm having a hard time choosing a path. You know, there never truly is a middle of the woods.

Isn't it funny to think about something like that they're never truly is a middle of the woods. Isn't it funny to think about something like that? They're never truly is a middle of the woods. No, this is the middle. Okay, this is it. Addle, can you help? Yeah, actually, so as per Robert Frost, I don't know if you know his poems. He has a poem called Better Help.

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Uh, no, actually we saw the scene during the break, didn't we? No! Yeah, we did. We saw the scene during the break. And it was great. Maybe our best scene ever. I would like to do it again, but worse. Let's continue with the good.

As we... We'll see this scene next Halloween. No, no! As is always the case on this show, you could always request any scene that we do to be done again, but worse. So we will always act as to that request. Okay, well, you know what?

Then I want to see a scene. So in episode three or four of our show, we did a scene where a JPC, you were my dad. I was a little boy at the circus, and Adel, you were a sword swallower who was about to get killed from being tickled. Okay, and we're doing that same scene but worse. Same scene but worse.

And this is from over here. Yes, and then, but even this was from April of 2018. This is when we recorded this episode. I don't know. So somebody's listening for the first time, they are chucking their phone into a river. Yes. Yes. Great.

OK. Daddy, daddy, daddy. No, I'm the little bull. I know. I'm triggered and so on. OK, so then. I named you daddy. I'm going, and I'm the, and I'm the, and I'm the father.

You have agency. Go kill that man. I named the father. You have agency. Go kill that man. I'm named you daddy. I'm the father. I'm the agent. Hello, I'm with the CAA and I represent many. Tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle. Yes, I represent all the birds in a birding man.

Does this happen to you? You start to do a scene that all of the sudden, all heck breaks loose. Well, I'm Bradley Cooper. Welcome to L. See, I think we did a bad job. Well, we promised it would be worse. We promised it would be bad. You can't get mad.

We could at least made it. Sure, we could have, but did you want to risk it being better than the original? Why try? You try and put yourself out there. I would have been fine risk it being better than the original? Why try? Is try, you put yourself out there. I would have been fine with it being better than the original. Vulnerability sucks. That would have been one of the funniest things we've ever done.

If we had done a way of funnier-seeing. It's got a bit of funnier-seeing in the original. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Luckily we don't worry about that. Okay, is there one more? Oh, there's two more. No. No, yes, because there's a bonus round.

There's four, and then there's a tie breaker. Yeah, two more. Okay, that's two more no, yes because there's a bonus for and then there's a tiebreaker Yeah, two more, okay, that's two more But we might not need it at all get this one. I know but we're still gonna type it Nick Cage don't wait We can put in music This is the music we put in music. Now we can. Now we can. Now we can. Now we can. Now we can. Now we can.

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I can't believe it. Can you check, you know the search while I'm seeing we just redid Casey? Can you take that out and put it in a worse scene? Thank you. Remember how we killed that scene? We did such a good job. Wait, Casey put in gunshots.

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and travels to a secluded island in search of a missing girl. Once there, he proceeds to kick the shit out of every man, woman and bee that gets in his way. Woman and bee? Mm-hmm. What? Oh, I know this one. Yeah, you better pause, pause.

Yeah. Do you want to steal, do you know what? I know one of them, I don't know the other one. The movie is the John Wickerman. Mm-hmm. John Wickerman. John Wickerman. A movie I would never see if you gave me a billion,

could trillion. Wait, which one, John Wick or the Wick or man? John Wick's fantastic. And the Wick or man's actually really good too. I mean, what's that? The Nicholas Cage one. The new one. Is there an older one?

That's a remake? It's like a 60s horror film. Oh, yeah. No, it's just prime cage. Like, he is fantastically cage in it. I do wanna see a scene. He's a terrible actor. Yep.

This is a movie called fancestically cage. JPC, you're playing Nicholas Cage. Aaron, you're playing a B, and you're on a first date. Huh. I hope you're not allergic to anything. Just kidding, because you're a B. I, just myself, I actually am allergic to B. You are. Yeah, one time I put my

One time I put my sneakers on and there's B in my sneakers and I stepped on it and it died And it was also my husband that's why I'm on the state you're asking me To freaking believe that you are allergic to what you are are you bankrupt? What's your deal financially right? It's pretty bleak or allergic to what you are. Are you bankrupt? What's your deal financially right now? It's pretty bleak. I'm a copula. I have a...

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but I do have a question. Sure. About the movie Face Off. How did you get into characters, John Travolta, when John Travolta was assuming, like, in your body? I think you're gonna put into that? Oh, God.

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He's the best. He just gave up and we were like, I don't know, I'll just be like, if an electric guitar became human. Where were you? You do a better Nicholas Cage. What? Okay. Is anybody going to eat these breadsticks?

I'm just doing Andy Sandberg doing the close gauge. Yeah. Well, imitation is the paleis form of flavory. Hmm. The paleis? The paleis, ale of shan. Aaron, can we do this tie breaker? We have three points. Thank you. Great. That's a good idea.

We have to steal the Declaration of Independence. Ooh James Brown. I'm Nicholas Cage. Face off. Sandy? All right. Hey look, I'm raising Arizona. Yeah, let's forget.

The bunny back in the box. Why couldn't you just put the bunny down? That's pretty good. Yeah. It's a tie breaker. Bly-ly-ly-ly-ly-ly-ly-ly-ly-ly-ly. Bly-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le The sparring actress and a towering Kaiju from the depths of the ocean who are struggling to make ends meet in the city known for crushing hopes and breaking hearts. Hmm. Buzz. South Pacific Rim.

No, but you made up another one. Yeah, I don't know with the first one. I know it's Pacific Rim. No, it's not. No, it's not Pacific Rim. And it has to do with Kaiju? This movie tells a story of an aspiring actress and a towering Kaiju from the depths of the ocean who are struggling to make ends meet in a city known for their crushing hopes

and breaking costs. Buzz? Yes. Lala land before time. Lala land of... You got one of them. Oh boy. Yeah.

But Lala land second. Do you now? You now. Lala land is second. Mothra Lala land. And it's not possible. God's buzz. What?

God's ill La La Land. Yeah. Oh, is Kaiju like a term that is applied for any large Japanese monster? Oh, yeah. Interesting. I believe so. I don't want to speak with authority.

Okay. But I have this badge. Okay, I want to see a scene. I know you're a college professor, but you don't want to speak. You don't want to like claim you know anything. You want me to do a scene where I don't want to see a scene out of your college professor, but you don't want to speak. You don't want to like claim you know anything. You want me to do a scene where I don't want to speak? No, you don't want to like no, no, you don't want to be, you don't want to speak from authority. You're just like, maybe this is true. Yeah. Any specific course? GBC picked the course. You're the student in there. You're the student in there.

Well, why don't you both be student? Great. Welcome to 140 desserts. You're the only two that signed up, but we are in this embarrassingly large auditorium. My name is Professor Flan. No reaction. No reaction.

Yeah, no relation. You're right. No relation to the dessert. I did not come up with Flan. That would be my dad. Mr. Flan, he also right. No relation to the dessert. I did not come up with flond. That would be my dad. Mr. Flond, he also came up with flond bay, which is a way to cook a think. I don't want to, who?

I want to call the cough sound that Casey will add later. Who? Coffee sounds great. I don't want to speak from any place of authority, but I've eaten dessert. Who here is eaten desserts? Raise your hand. I raise my hand. Who years eaten desserts? Raise your hand. I raise my hand. Okay. What desserts have you eaten?

What's that? Give me a dessert and I'll give you the history of that dessert. Chicken cordon blue. Chicken cordon blue. Great example. So sometimes people are crazy and eat something savory for desserts. Now chicken cordon blue, and I'll correct me if I'm wrong, which I probably am. Cordon blue is, of course, you know, Corbin Bernson. I met Terence Miseu.

Mm, yes. Terence Miseu. Terence Miseu. Yes, Terence Miseu is a French pastry chef. Yes. I believe created the chicken cordon blue. We're gonna blue. I gotta be honest. I had a question about a dessert. I got to be honest.

I was in a college and a guy's wife couldn't get a job anywhere. They said they'd take me on. They said I could teach whatever I wanted. I was eating box of pie that I was going to get in my mouth. And I decided you were eating a box of pie? Uncooked box of pie. Uncooked box of pie? Well,ooked box, oh pie. I cook box of pie. Well, I have a question about a dessert.

Okay. What about 7-11 Slurpees with a twizzler, first straw? That sounds pretty good. Is that a dessert? Is that a dessert? Anything you eat after you've already eaten is dessert. So when you're sad and you go into your cupboard and you take a handful of unsweetened chocolate chips She's about to sing a song

When you're sad And you go into your Cover to get a hey if I sing slow when they stop me Unsweetened chocolate Casey, take out that inner monologue. Put the inner monologue back in. Please, chocolate chips, when you're sad. So I'm getting this right.

What you're asking me are our chocolate chips a dessert? Well, I'm dumbass shit, but I also know one thing is to be known first Anything chocolate can be eaten for dessert. That's true. How about I give in a chicken Chicken Yay! Chicken codum blue Pick a thing by one by one Pick a thing, pick a thing, pick a thing, pick a thing, pick a thing, pick a thing, add all his What? Why?

Jesus, you're all the ass waiters I mean, she was here from Addles Stepdad I'm getting a victim Nice job Gary And one more time from JPC Stepdad I forget what I sound like We're the same guy We're the same guy We're the same. We're the same guy. We're the same guy.

We're the same guy. We're the same guy. We're the same guy. The same guy. JPC does that to a lot of people he beats on the street. He just walks up to somebody who's like, we're the same guy. I start conversations with, hey, we're the same guy. He's confused like a baby. He doesn't know where he stops and everyone else.

And he'll go up to like a parrot, but like, hey, we're the same guy. You and me. Versive of it. Versive of it. Hey, GBC, tell Addle what his prize is. Wait, can I decide my price? You can kick me in the butt. Yeah.

I get to kick you in the butt. No, I want that one. I'm gonna be surprised that you want it. I just want to do one round of take a chance on me, but instead of take a chance on me, we say chicken, cord on blue. And you two do the chicken, chicken, cord on. Okay. Oh, already. I'll wait. Wait, wait, wait. So the song is take a chance on me. And in the song, they go take a chance, take a chance. I'll show you chicken, and set a chance. Take a check, take a check, take a check, take a check, take a check, take a check, take

a check, and take a check. I just check, take a chick, take a chick, take a chick, take a chick, take a chick, take a chick, take a chick, take a chick, take a chick, take a chick, take a chick, take a chick, take a chick, take a chick, take a chick, take a chick, take a chick, take a chick, take a chick, take a chick, take a chick, take a chick, take a chick, take a chick, take a chick, take a chick, take a chick, take a chick, take a chick, take a chick, take a chick, take a chick, take a chick, take a chick, take a chick, take a chick, take a chick, take a chick, take a chick, take a chick, take a chick, take a chick, take a chick, take a chick, take a chick, take a chick, take a chick, take a chick, take a chick, take a chick, take a chick, take a chick, take a chick, take a chick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, full, full, full. Cause you know what, got so much that I wanna do. Shaking the word on blue. I think I heard everyone unsubscribe from our podcast and during that. Huh, do you hear that on your phone? Cause I heard all those dings, Casey got those dings. No, make aotter, Casey.

Well, you know, when we're all three collectively sigh into the microphone, that's one, two, three. That usually means just about the old, little, little podcast. I don't know what do you have you got to plug. What I want to plug is just one thing this is Dr. Recommendations and if you're ever in Chicago There's a little place in Logan Square called pretty cool that I stopped in the other day and they sell ice cream Homemade ice cream bars since and popsicles and stuff. I got a popsicle from there the other day That was apple cider donut popsicle and it changed my fucking life. So go to Pretty Cool.

I think it's on California, but check it out. Oh, I've been there, yeah. It's fantastic. Did you like it? It's so good. So it was, I'm not their target market, because I'm not a popsicles guy, and I thought that they might have like other stuff

that I would enjoy, and the people that I went with were all like, oh, it's popsicles. And I was like, oh, after I went there. Yeah I was like, ugh, I, I, I, after I went there. Yeah, popsicles are nice green bars, and that's it. I thought for a long time, like how, does there deserve to be a popsicle restaurant? Kind of cool though. It's pretty big too.

Yeah, it is, it's pretty big. And they're like, If you go, tweet me, and I'll meet you there because it's like five minutes from my house. If you go, tweet me, and I'll meet you there. I can nothing going on. At any time. Night or day.

Night or day, tweet Adela if you're at a pretty cool pop. Only if it's your half birthday. If it's your half birthday, Adela me either. Yes, that's true. J.P.C.? So back up in my neck of the woods in Lincoln Square, there is a popcorn shrimp pop up called Mr. Popper's Penguin Shrimp.

And it is, it's not called Dennis Popper's? It's called Dennis Popper's. And it is the bees knees. I love this place. So tweet me if you're at Mr. Popper's popcorn chicken tracker and do this. Oh, it's a good chicken trip. Well, you order the shrimp, but the rest of her ticket.

Tweet me when you're there. It's five minutes from now. So nothing to plug. I'm always, no, I don't have anything to plug. And I don't like plugging stuff, so I won't. But I will. Follow me, Aaron keep 10 on Instagram. And that's, if you look at my bio, or you just click around,

you'll find my Welcome Back series or type in welcome back Aaron Keven to YouTube. I made a web series that I'm super proud of with a lot of very very funny people and I would love for you to check it out And hold on Aaron. I want to see just how good the SEO is on this thing I'm gonna type welcome back Aaron Kefe into YouTube and see what pops up. Okay, well he does that I'm going to kick JPC in the butt as hard as I can. Ow! Sorry, you're here. It's just a big-sea look.

All right, Aaron, well, you're going to look pretty dumb because there is a bunch of stuff for somebody's web series. And then, if I scroll down to six videos, there is the world news tonight at the Kalamazoo improv fest. So you could watch. I'm in that and so is that all. Hey, world news tonight. You can watch that.

That is there. World News tonight at the Kalamazoo improv festival. How many views do we think this video has guys? 28. 400, 300. 1.2000. That's a lot of people who have watched that. And if we had to guess how many thumbs up as oh how many thumbs down does it have just No, no, it has 43 thumbs up and one thumbs down and the one

I gave it a thumbs down was me just now. I just just liked it So if you if you are listening to this podcast, please find the world news night Kaze you improv fest video give it a big old thumbs up For the Kalamazoo improbable. They're so nice. Well, you're right. Give it a thumbs down You hate us specifically give it a thumbs down and make sure you leave a comment about what you don't like about Aaron's hair Forever Casey, can you insert a Jupiter? Jupiter Make it sound guffin robotic. Vocal created by Emily Cardamus and Emily Nabores Red No Red No Red No Red No Red No Red No Red No Red No Red No Red No Red No Red

Her name is Erin. She was born in 1991 and a small farm in Missouri. When she was born, the moon was out. And the world was ready for her. She then moved. She then moved to Baltimore, Baltimore, Maryland, and the moon was out. Look at that tall girl everyone said, what a tall, powerful woman.

James, you see? Why that's no woman, that's an old tree. That's an old Baltimore tree. Let's cut it down, they screamed. And the town whipped into a blood frenzy, took access to the woman. Tree, tree. Oh boy. Well, you got me.

And the tree's kids scream. You got me. And the tree is kid screen. You got it. Take me to jail. I'm an arrest. I'm an LA-6 and a Baltimore tree. That was a hit gun podcast.