Hey Riddle Riddle - #7: Riddle Miss Sunshine

Episode Date: September 5, 2018

The super young and hip hosts are back at it this week and they're younger and hipper than ever! SO YOUNG! In this episode a woman writes in an unusual place, an irregular man dies because of his timepiece and an airplane is used for nefarious purposes. PLUS a very special celebrity actor that's NOT Alan Arkin pops in and overstays his welcome.Starring:Adal RifaiJohn Patrick CoanErin KeifEditing by: KJ SnyderTheme by: Arne ParrottLogo by: Emily Kardamis & Emmaline MorrisWant more? Get Weekly Bonus Eps on Patreon!Want merch? Visit our TeePublic Store!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is a head gum podcast. I'm ready for my trip before hit Rick or Rick or Rick or Rick or Rick or Rick. A riddle for you. What podcast features Adore Fi, JPC and Aaron Keefe? Wait, wait, don't tell me. Wait, Aaron, we rehearsed this. Oh, sorry. It's Hey Riddle Riddle. Hey Riddle Riddle. This is the third take we've done. We had we rehearsed this. Oh, sorry. It's Hey Riddle Riddle. Hey Riddle Riddle.

This is the third take we've done. We had a three hour tech. I catered barbecue. I'm broke. Hey, by the way, don't cater barbecue before a three hour tech. Everyone was in such gastrointestinal discomfort. But the lighting is just right. Oh, yeah. This Hey Riddle Riddle. But the lighting's just right. Oh yeah.

This is hey, little riddle. I'm JPC. I'm Erin Keith. And I'm old man puzzies. Hi everybody. But taking on the role of old man puzzies today will be Erin. Oh yeah, Erin, you're old man puzzies today. I'm old man puzzies today.

This is my impression of old man puzzies. Look how old I am. Oh my name's Adeland. I'm very, very old. It hurts to be of Old Man Puzzies. Look how old I am. Oh my name's Adel and I'm very very old. It hurts to be me. I'm so old. Adel, weren't you saying that you injured yourself breathing in deep way? Yeah, I had a sharp inhale because I was surprised by a pigeon and then I was in the hospital for seven months. Aaron and you and I will be young forever and we're the same age. We're both just freaking kids. Yeah, baby Anyways, I'm old man puzzles today, so I'm going to be in charge of the riddles and the puzzies

My phone locked in your phone locked and it has some of my rizzies and puddles Are we ready? So these are some warm-up puzzles. I'm gonna give you a few warm-up puzzies and ready. Okay. And let's see how you're doing. Some of them are really easy. So let's do this. Gotcha. Flat as a leaf round as a ring.

Leaf. Has two eyes. Can't see a thing. What is it? Can you wait till I finish? Of course. Yeah, I'll be doing the red. It is the adults, but.

I really regret it doing the joke answer because I was not listening. Also, I don't sound like I should be taken seriously when I rhyme. For sure. I lose all pride. Which is why your rap career's failing. That is a leaf.

Round is a ring. Has two eyes, but can't see a thing. What is it? Reckon. That is a leaf. Round is a ring. Has two eyes. Can't see a thing.

Well, two needles. Flat is a leaf. Flat is a ring. Flat is a ring. Round is a ring has two eyes can't see a thing. Well, two needles, flat is a hurricane. Flat is a ring. Round is a ring. Has two eyes. What has, I mean, scabby two needles. Dude, I got it. What is it?

What's it, Penny? Nope. That actually probably that works. With like a president's face on it. That absolutely works, but that's not the answer here. Now, the round stamps, those new rounds, yeah, round stamps. That all those kids are craving.

Your hint is the eyes aren't what you and I would consider eyes on a person. Oh, so it's not like a picture, like a coin or something. So the eyes have it. So it's a word with two rings. What's a thing that has eyes? Hurricanes. Or holes.

What's a thing that the whole flat does a leaf round is a rich two eyes but can't say. I like that you you have to maintain this where you you ask every riddle as if you're a troll bridge. I'm the bridge. I'm the bridge. Listen we've all run across a bridge troll. But yeah what I did. But that's that the same thing is what I did was I misspoke to where. Pay the troll. Yeah, you got to pay that. I think it's I think I'm right with a quarter. And so that's the answer I want to give that's acceptable. Because it works a coaster. No, what what is the answer? A button. Fuck button. It's still a heavy button.

Flact is a ring. Flact is a ring. Has two eyes, but can't see a thing. If anybody was teaching me this so and said put the needle through the eyes of the buttons, I'd be pissed. Is that what they call them eyes? Mm-hmm. Yeah, but sometimes they have more than two.

Yeah. Sometimes they have four. Yeah, they have four sometimes Okay, I give that riddle a F. Yeah That's great. Oh good. I hated it a plus What hired killer never goes to jail Oh, Ploma Yet do yeah, yeah, sorry, but let's lock him up

Yeah, but really though the drone program did expand rapid What hired killer never goes to jail. All right, what hired killer never goes to jail? Executioner colon cancer. Oh, yeah an executioner for sure State sponsored killing here I guess that works I guess yes Coming up with fucking better answers than this one it you're on the right an electric chair It's a potion the hangman pull these officer. No, oh my god. Yeah, but let's put fucking fuck that right they should all be fucking locked up in jail Wait, are you forcing me to get pull this spot? Yeah, yeah, I'm a higher killer

Never goes to oh, I know I know what remember several episodes ago when a guy could choose between three rooms. One room was a raging fire. One room was a higher to assassin with bullets in his gun and one was the lines who haven't been fed in the air. It's the higher to assassin in that room because his room has never chosen. And the lines are dead. Well here's what I think that says the lines have an eaten in the air. They could be they could be

Intubated lions. They could be getting their food. Oh Intrivously Intrivously and so they haven't eaten of course, but they're healthy as hell. Yeah, that's true. Someone's been haunted by this riddle. Honestly, if I It has been haunting me. I would take all of my food through a tube and I would calf my Urethra cathed up so I never had a pee I Say all my poops for God. Yeah, but you wouldn't be able to taste things hell calf What do you mean? I mean you're taking it there at two not in my mouth. Can you taste through your dick? Honest question Not not human race JPC

No, but I think my dick has good taste. Oh, no. Oh, gross. What's the answer? An exterminator. OK, yes. So I don't consider that murder. Well, he does.

Was that riddle sponsored by a racnephobia? And you do. Yeah, all these have spots. Great movie. You are trying to maintain that you're young. Correct. Oh, all those kids, we see you're right. The phobia right. Hey, put down your squeezes. It's for a second fellow 14 year olds. We all like Dunk Arun's right. Everybody throw your skippets back in this pile.

But I say, root, you say roll up. Role up. Role up.. Roll up. When I say lunch, you say a bull, lunch. A bull. Lunch. A bull. A bull. A bull. A bull. A bull.

A bull. A bull. A bull. A bull. A bull. A bull. A bull. A bull.

A bull. A bull. A bull. A bull. A bull. A bull. A still moving silently from hill to hill. It does not walk around our trot. All is cool where it is not. What is it?

Quick reps from Conair. Never resting, never still moving silently from hill to hill. It does not walk around our or trot. All is cool where it is not. What is it? All is cool where it is not. What is it? All is cool where it fire. It's fire. No. The sun. Yeah, sun rays. Sunshine. Yeah. Sunshine. That's what we said. It's still the hill sun rays. We all both said it at the same time. But I said it at while I simultaneously

put down my ray bands. And said, oh, yeah, I, are those ray bands? Oh, please. Damn. Because I'm gonna be, I don't know, you golf. I got one more for you because you got that one too fast. Okay, yeah, we did do that one. I'm not close, but I cover your body. The more I'm used, the thinner I grow. What am I? Condom. Yeah.

Definitely a condom. Yeah, you got it. If you never met JPC is covering condoms I didn't have to be cuz I'm so allergic If the air touches my skin baby, I'm dead Your dick just doesn't like the taste of I don't like the taste Sorry, my dick doesn't like the taste I

Love the sensation. I hate the sensation. What is it? I'm not close, but I cover your body. The more I'm used, the thinner I grow. What am I? Shame. Oh my god. Skin.

Skin cells. No. No. I'm not close, but I cover your body. The more I'm used, the thinner I grow. Oh, you'll. close but I cover your body the more I'm used the thinner. I grow oil the thinner I grow The more I'm used the thinner I grow Not close but I cover your body the air Who's got to be when I suck in the air it's then it makes it thinner

Aaron Aaron is it air is it the air no and it's not skin no is it the Kevin Is it the air? No. And it's not skin. No. Is it the Kevin Baker movie? The air up there? Yes. Wow. Great. We got there at three. Is it poop? Now I'm being serious because I like how you said that in the same breath. Now is it poop? Now I'm being serious. Poope particles are in the air. No. Okay. No. I don't I don't like that I had to say that. it does it do that? Hope does it have to do with particles no, dried blood. No Is it oh is it blood? No, wait, what blood? Are we not is it a wet blood? Are we not all covered in dried blood? I've got a lot of clothes, but I cover your body the more I'm used to the fitter I grow what am I? No We gotta get a hint or an answer.

Can you give us one? I'll give you an answer. Okay. Wait. So that's the hint is a part. No, it is a part. So that's a hint is it is a part. I don't think it covers my body.

Well, if you're doing it right, you dirty animal. What even the tainted my toes? Oh, God. Yeah, so those were our warm up riddles. How do you think we did? Well, so I think we did good on one of them and then the rest we did on the bad. Mm-hmm. How do you think I did? Oh, you did great. Thank you. You did so well. Well, I appreciate that. Do you want, I don't, creepy cadence? Good. Yeah. Do you want some feedback, some honest feedback? Yeah, some fearless feedback. Do you want some honest feedback chain?

You want an honest feedback? I would love to change nothing. You did it perfectly. Oh my god. Mm-hmm kind friend. Are we ready? Yeah, okay here are the hard Puzzles and Riggles. Are we ready for some puzzles and Riggles? Yes And just once an episode we should say that these are riddles riddles and the puzzles. Okay. Okay, so maybe if you have a pen with you Play along at home play along at home and write the following things Wait, were you telling us to? Yeah, I'm telling you I just think this maybe is one where you you're gonna want a pen Okay, you're staying with me. I actually don't know the answer gotcha But I do think it's one that you're gonna want a pen people who aren familiar with this show, I usually keep both of my hands submerged in separate cups of gravy. And I'm linking my fingers throughout. So this is pointed. So yeah, for telling me to get a pen out, okay,

I guess I will. Are we ready? No. No, sure. I'm not ready. I did waste a few minutes doing my good gravy joke. And I do have to borrow some paper from a friend. Oh, Kidoki. Are we ready? Again, I don't know the answer, so this doesn't require you to write something down. I'm sorry, but it seems like you might. A woman is writing in capital letters. She has difficulty writing the letters A, E, F, G, H, and L. But no difficulty with C, K, M, N, V, and W, Y.

Is Y the question Y or the letter Y? It's the question Y. Okay. I'm going to read this one more time. So that's not the solution to the riddle. No. I got it. A woman is writing in capital letters. She has difficulty writing the letters A, E, F, G, H, and L.

But no difficulty with C, K, M, N, B, and W. Why? Because her parents died, and their names were Albert Edison Franklin and Gladys Hello Lawrence. So there's difficult to write down their initials. Okay that's a really good guess. Addle, that's a really good guess. Here's what I will say. That's so fucking stupid. Well I mean, okay, so I, calligraphy is kind of a hobby of mine. Sure. As we all know. And so these letters have very different markers.

The markers on the AEF, GHL or the colipso letters are very different from CKM in VW or the Trele, or non letters. In terms, I'm, in VW or the Trelleth or non-leathers. In terms, I'm, okay, and I think I made my point. So W and M, those are just ups and downs versions of each other. And. And a K is just a V on and now.

And an F and an E are similar. Yes, an F and an E are similar. I will say when you talked about lowercase calligraphy or cursive writing, AEFGHL all have like a bubble. Like if you write there a lowercase, or there's some sort of like loop or bubble, where she's writing capital letters though. She's writing capital letters.

Oh yeah, I didn't write that in that word. So maybe this is some sort of, okay, what is she doing again? She's just writing down capital letters as you do when you're newly single. This is a newly single. A newly single woman is writing down capital letters. Susan, can I come over today? No, I'm gonna be writing capital letters from six to 10. I have to go home and wash my hair and write capital letters. I don't like her voice. What is it from the old times? I'm the 60s. Dear Springfield.

I am. I have fast. So one of the hints is more examples of letters. So maybe. Oh, great. Oh, this is my type of hint. Yeah, so let me, OK, here we go. She has difficulty writing the letters,

PR, T, and Z, but no difficulty with OQS, U, X and Y. Can I just say PR, TZ spells pretty easy, so maybe she doesn't have a lot of self-confidence. Well, she's newly-single. difficulty with p r t and t but no difficulty with o q s u x and y. Why are there words that start with each of these letters that? Is it what what letters are missing? Maybe is something should I read the other hints? Yes. Okay. I think she is writing in an unusual place. Okay. And the other hint. Oh, no, actually, I don't want to give this in. Oh, it's, we think it's well. Yeah, I think it's well. Is she writing in braille? No. Is she writing? Is she like carving these things into like a tree?

She's writing in an unusual place. Can you read that mean the main riddle one more time? Yeah. A woman is writing in capital letters. She has no difficulty writing the letters A, E, F, G, H, and L, but no difficulty writing a C, K, M, N, C, and W, Y, W, H,Y. She's drunk. I think it has something to do with state capitals because there's not a state capitol with a letter A in it. Oh, wow.

What does it go well mean? What did you find something? No. Aaron just got a phone call. I just got a phone call. It's really good news. She said, oh wow. Oh wow.

I got the part for my car. That's going to be in a movie. I needed a muffler. That's going to be in a movie. My car and I'm going to be in it. Oh my god, your car's got that movie. Yeah, my car just got past the area in the live-action. Burby semi-loaded.

Dude, where's my car? This the follow-up. Oh, semi-loaded. Dude, where's my car? The follow-up. Oh, here, dude. Oh, my God. The shape of the letter's matter. There's one thing all the letter she's bad at, having common. The shape of the letter's matter.

Ed Sheeran's shape of you. Straight lines. Camp, yeah, sort of. Yes. She can't do straight lines because she has blurred lines. Yeah, sort of. Yes. She can't do straight lives because she has blurred lines. The woman in question. Okay, are we ready for an answer? Do we want a couple more minutes? Here's the thing. We should get an answer because I don't know what the fuck the answer is. I think this is a dumb answer. I'm ready to call Mercy on this. Yeah. Are we ready? Yeah. It's going to be a little unsatisfying. So just brace yourself. Okay. Well, I've heard that before. And also, I the logistics of

this are still confusing. You mean it can't quite picture it? I've said it before when I've had it having sex with someone. Oh, of course. Your logistics. She is writing along the top of a closed book on the top of the pages. Any letter with a horizontal line in it is difficult since the pen tends to slip down between the pages. I'm sorry, what? So the book is open like this and she's writing it across and anytime she does a horizontal line it dips between the pages so she is difficulty doing it.

That's not a riddle. Like an A and E and F and an A. Oh, that's a hyper-specific mental disorder. Go jump in a goddamn lake. She is writing in the middle of a book. Okay. So that's, but Addle's not wrong. That's not a riddle. No.

So what I think that what happened was our time just got wasted. A man has a pin code for his debit card. What is it? No, well, this I guess what they're asking is what all those letters have in common and all them have horizontal lines. So, but we didn't pick up on that. So I'm just saying they still got it. The way that I write my G, my capital G, I don't use a horizontal line. But traditionally, a capital G, I don't use a horizontal line. But traditionally, a capital G,

I have a horizontal line. P and R, do P and R a horizontal line? I'm not, don't shoot the old man puzzles. I'm not asking him yelling. P and R have, to be clear, I'm not asking I'm yelling. Oh, God, that's, there's our podcast. If I ever do a podcast, it's gonna be called I'm not asking, I'm yelling.

It's all just like rhetorical questions, being screened by you. Oh, yeah, exactly. I'm sorry to everyone at home who got a pen and wrote that down. If you're at work, no apology. Yeah, you're welcome for distracting you. If you're in the car, look out, come here!

All right, let me help you. If you ever, the car, look out. I've heard. All right, let me. If you ever, if we ever do a live show, bring the pen and the paper that you just wasted. Yeah. And Aaron will eat it. Eat the paper. I'll eat it. You're not the paper. Right.

The pen. And then you can check the inside of my mouth to make sure I actually swallow it. And she'll eat the pen. Bring the pen. I'll eat the pen. Bring the paper. She'll eat the paper. She'll drink the pen. all eat the pin. Bring the paper, she'll eat the paper, and she'll drink the pin. It has to be gel.

And it has to be gel. It's so funny, because you said it up as if I was going to sign that paper, but no, I'll eat it right in front of you. Make sure to put poison on it right before. If you ever come to a live show, bring poison, it will eat it. That is our one.

All right, here's our next. Yes. Rittle. OK, ooh, a Riddle. Okay. Ooh, a riddle. A man left his house to get a drink, but died because his watch stopped. Why? A man left his house to get a drink.

But died. Why did he leave his house to get a drink? He didn't have a burda. A man left his house. Oh, this is a riddle that's advertisement for bread, correct? Mm-hmm. Oh, this book is called Spongebob Bread. Okay, so a man leaves his house...

Could you drink water? No, we didn't say that. You didn't say of water. Oh, what did it say? A drink. I thought it said of water. No, a man left his house to get a drink, but died because his watch stopped. Why?

I gotta tell you one of the hints right off the back because I doesn't seem like it's gonna be helpful. It's just very funny. The man was unusual. He's a werewolf. So this man is a don't get a trick time. Yeah. Here's what it is. The man, he's unusual because if his watch ever stops,

he dies. Yeah, that's an unusual thing. That's the answer. It's that, what was that Justin Timber Lake movie where like when you run out of time, you have like a wrist thing with time on it and when you run out, you die. Where you go back to like, fix shit.

No, I didn't see the movie. Time cop. Time cop. What if this guy lives in like a submarine and like his, or he's like an astronaut or something and his like the time is related to how much air he has left. But why would he go and get a drink? Yeah, he done. He does. Does it say if he done?

Well, he says he's going to get a drink. Uh, some other things. Oh, Tom Jones. Some other things that you call the drink is like you call the see the drink Like I'm gonna take a bath and the drink get to drink That's how an Alan like that was Alan Alda impression. Oh do it do it again. No, you just did it. Oh, I did no I don't know if I can you get the drink you'd get the drink. Oh, yeah Yeah, I see some people call the the sea the drink is that from all the merry time experience you have? Yes. The merry time? Maritime.

Merry time. You wait. What am I saying? Hold on. I want to, it'll stop. Full stop. Full stop with your host, Adderify. Adder, what do you think Mary time is?

He has a friends over. You put up some of those patio lights from Target. It's very time long. But this is very time long. But this is taking drinks. Have it a Merry time. Merry time, love means if you, if you, you start your drink, you gotta finish it.

Yeah, or you're watching Lord of the Rings, you really dig it. Oh, no. You invite the actor who played Merry. I think Mary. Yeah, yeah. You have a Merry time. You have a Pippin' Time.

What was his name? Mary. Sean Boyd. The guy from last. Sean Boyd. Charlie from last. No, he was Pipp pipping Charlie from lost. There you go. Yeah, you locked into it. I'm doing Alan Altad now Charlie from lost nice. Good Alan Alda say Charlie from last again. I like it a lot. My favorite TV show not mash. It's lost. Can you say not Penny's boat? Not Penny's boat. This is the first

day for 8 15 16 20. This is the first time I've ever done an Allen all done pressure. And it'll be the last. It's not bad. It's like 50%. But it's not bad. It's good. But it's not bad. It's good. Can someone pour me a German beer? His famous line, this is my new tongue twister. His famous line. Boy, okay, so I'm gonna have to get a drink but died because his watch stopped. Why? I'm gonna read the answer. He needed I here's what I think before you read the answer. I'm gonna read it to myself. I think he, is he like diabetic or something?

Like he maybe has to take much like loss where the release button has to be pushed every what X amount of minutes. Maybe he has to take medication every amount of time. Yeah, so my thought was, the same thought was like astronaut like with air. Like there's that watch stop is clocking something else But just time yeah, yeah

But it said the man's unusual not his circumstance like well, I guess it could be he wasn't it was a alarm On his watch to take his birth control and then he got pregnant Yeah, cuz he didn't have enough nutrients and the baby ate his nutrients from inside Okay, this is an unsatisfying answer. Your medication answers more satisfying. Okay. Do you want more hints or should we? Yeah, let's hear more hints.

I like to really stretch things out before I get unsatisfied. Mm-hmm. Um, the man thought it was much later than it actually was. It was dark when he went outside. The man was unusual. He's a vampire. He's a werewolf. Yeah, he's a vampire. And he died because the sun came up. That's the answer to this riddle. The man is Count Dracula who leaves his house for a nightly drink of blood. However, his watch has stopped and what he thinks is night is actually a solar eclipse.

Oh, yeah, that's caught in the sunlight Dracula Wow, so the most famous vampire count Dracula is killed. I like also that they downplay it with a man left his house No, no, no, no my friend count Dracula left his fucking castle. Yeah, it's it's and he's not a man a vampire I would say it would not be a man Can we see a scene where JPC is count Dracula andular and he's moved into the suburbs? For sure. Like a picket fence and Aaron, you're a neighbor who's talking to him. It's nighttime, right in this scene.

It's nighttime. It's nighttime, but it's also a married time. You know, when I bought the trampoline for the kids, I thought they're gonna use this. They're gonna use this and they promise, but they never did, but they never did. It's just like the dog, you know, they beg for, they beg for it and then they don't want to. You know, it's a wonderful trampoline. I like it very much. Oh, man, thank you. Hey, sorry, it's just walking by a living in the neighborhood.

Are you a mash actor, Alan Oliver? Believe me, friend, I get that all the time. No, I am not Alan Alda the master actor. He's a very talented actor, but I am not him and in no way was there a Witness protection program Asked situation that landed me in this quiet sleepy little town. My name's Kevin. What's your name? Your name is Kevin Yeah, oh my name my name is Allen Artton oh

Was he also have you seen my dog? Okay, so Yes, I did see your dog your Your dog, your delicious little dog. Oh, thank you. Was running into... You don't mean delicious like your dick has taste delicious. Oh my God. Thank you, Fred.

That is not what I mean. Phew, you're... But... You said Count Dracula's played by Alan Alder, right? Guys, now that I know I can kind of do it Alan Alder, I said it's going everywhere. Game over. I liked that last riddle,

but I kind of missed writing down letters. Oh my God. Can we just write down all the letters of the words in that past riddle? Yeah. Well, I don't know how to say this but Papa horny for Puzzies Does that make sense? I think you knew exactly how to say it. Does that make sense Papa horny for Puzzies? Did I convey what I wanted to convey there? PHFP Papa horny for Puzzies Papa horny for Puzzies Yeah, that a

Dracula one man. The man was unusual. I mean, they didn't lie. It was all right there. Oh, okay. Yeah, you're clear as day. Oh, very nice. Very nice. I'm going to write my vampire fiction. It is going to be clear as day. Yeah, clear as day. And is it going to a bad a vampire leaving Scientology? Hell yeah going clear stay. I Love it. Why was a fictitious name added to an airplanes passenger list? Why was a fictitious name added to an airplane? Airplane. Airplane.

Airplane. Passing over. Well, I was a flight teacher's name, added to an airplane. Spassage oldest. So this is an old scam. It's an oldie but a goodie. You add a fake person's name to a passenger list. That way you can overcharge for the seating price to upgrade people into the first class.

What's a good answer? Well, it's also, it's because you're developing a hit show for ABC called Lost. So John Locke was not his real name. Oh, yeah. He's been using some turmoil in Australia. And the wheelchair thing is a, I mean, he eventually can walk. Remember when he had the orange in his mouth? Oh, 2005 was such a good year.

I think I stopped watching that show like in the season four, maybe. I don't know how long it went five seasons six. I didn't see the last half year and a hand. The answer is too long. I cared about Desmond end of list. Why would you put a fictitious name? Okay, so in some cultures, you save a seat at the table for a licia. Get back to the Lord of the Rings.

Would you say the seat for Elijah? Is the answer Jesus? No. Interesting. Was it historically said or just fictitious? Fictitious. Why was a fictitious name added to an airplane's passenger list? I know because the flight attendant was a prankster.

Yeah. And it wrote like. Who gets to add the name Dixon Balls or something? Hilarious, a hilarious flight attendant. A real scam. Would you like some hints? Yes. The fictitious person did not exist and did not fly.

The police knew about the situation. Well, that's what fictitious means, right? Yes. So you're just looking at, oh, you're reading a dictionary, Aaron. Yeah. Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Other passengers that were aboard the flight had been victims of the crime So the police know about the situation and other passengers have been victims of the crime Is it a you were joking about witness protection? Oh

Maybe witness protection situation. I was thinking like a die hard situation where the if you remember Alan all the character from diehard Hanskruber asks the police to free a bunch of like freedom fighter people and so maybe it's like a terrorist situation where they're like you must free my brother and they're like your brother has died on this plane crash. Now that I'm saying it it doesn't make any sense. So these are all pretty good answers. Thank you Aaron. You're welcome welcome. When Adel and your old men and Puzzies, we never get this much support.

Yeah, I think you guys are doing really great and I appreciate all your hard work. Wow. That's what it sounds like to be wanted. Got up and waiting to hear that. Waiting here. All I can hear is Alan Alden, your voice now. All I can hear is Alan Alden, your voice.

I love him in that movie man hat. Make your own kind of music. What is it? Man hat and murder mystery. That's your favorite. You told me that's your favorite when you're favorite movie. It is. I don't think I've ever seen it. It's so good. It's I mean, it's Woody Allen. So we can't like it anymore. But it's Woody Allen and Dianne Keaton in there middle age couple and they solve a murder. I don't fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Woody Allen. Would we like? Is there any more hints? I saw Midnight in Paris was on I don't fuck fuck you fuck you would be Ellen would be like Is there anymore hints? I saw midnight in Paris was on TV the other day I was like I remember watching this movie before I knew anything about Woody Allen. I will not watch it again I like Owen Wilson. He's got a fucked up nose

Victitious name. Seem more butts is an example of a Victitious name. Oh, this is interesting. OK. Oh, these clues? No. Can I get a hint?

I already gave you the hint. Oh, fuck. Yeah, you did. Please know about it. Other passengers have been victims of the crime. Are we ready for an answer? Do we need more time? Other passengers have been victims of the crime.

Do we think it's like a hijacking thing? No. No, that's a police knell about it. So the police know it. And again, it's saying in Stuart Copeland's... Can I tell you the first four words of the answer? Yes. In this true case. Oh. In this true case. Did everyone on the plane die? No.

So, but they have been victims of a crime. Is this an interesting one? So wait, what if? What if these are the hostages? No, damn it. I was thinking that they were like, the bank robbers are like, guess I'm a plane. It would take in the hostages with us.

And the police put a fictitious name on it and that name, Scruff McGruff, the crime dog. So now these frickin terrorists jerk off bank robbers on a fucking plane with the scrub for the crime dog. These frickin moron cowards is going down. Can we hear Eln all those say take a bite at a crime? Take a bite out of crime. I've lost it. I don't know how to do it.

You never had it. It's too woven into your regularly. Yeah. I'm going to read the answer. Yeah. Yeah. In this true case, many vacationers who flew with a certain airline had their homes burglar eyes while they were away. Got it.

The police had a false name, but a real address to the list and caught the burglar red handed when he broke in. It turned out that his sister worked for the airline and passed the list of passenger addresses to her nefarious brother. That's awesome. That's an awesome ass movie. That was also like an episode of Brooklyn 9.9 that I watched like very recently. Oh, interesting. That exact plot?

It's a very similar plot. Like they go to like an art gallery and give a fake address. And then someone goes and robs the fake address. And that's how they catch the guy. Yeah. Wow. There are no new ideas. Everything's just recycling.

What about this? Lamshade, your face, golden gay bridge. Aaron. Aaron. Aaron, open the envelope that I gave you at the beginning of the show. Don't panic and start listing things. Yeah. Yeah.

The envelope was an imprediction. It was advice. And I should have had you. I should have had you open that to the full of positive prediction. It was advice and I should have had you. I should have had you. I'm going to have to get a good show. This is on me. I forgot to give that to you. You know when Carson would do his amazing car

Mac and he'd list three, he'd be like popcorn, a tree in the woods, and lies a mannelly. Let me just open this here. Don't panic and listen You don't really have a lot of it. He's like let's see comedy list and every day You would just say comedy list. That's really buddy. All right, he person. Yeah, Carson daily too soon You want me to list the things again? I'm going to see you soon. It's so funny.

You wanted me to list the things again. I just said, I realize that now. I don't know that I wanted that. I think I got what I wanted. Oh, I'm having fun. Cool. So that one, what's a true story, huh? Yeah, it's not fascinating.

Yeah. I love that I haven't heard or read or thought about the word de ferre, it's a very long time. Wonderful. But it's like a, the brother is a dirtbag. Okay. I want to see a scene real quick. And that scene is going to be Aaron.

You are going to be the flight attendant. Yeah. And Adel, you're going to be the nefarious brother. And this is the meetup where you are giving him the list. Hey, Donnie, I got you another list. So cute. I'm looking for more addresses to scope out in the Virgo! Hey, where's my cut in a money? Well, you get it when I'm in Virgo.

But where's my cut? You keep coming in here to me and in lists wagging your finger at your only sister, and I haven't seen one Gemma jewel this all time. Listen Cynthia, I found you in a cocktail bar two years ago and you were high as a kite with your nose bleeding out of those nostrils. But yeah, I never flight attendant and more fancy but I don't have diamonds in my e. Excuse me. I'm character actor Ellen Alba. Oh, and I don't be dinner-rupt but you did But I did was it an accident when you interrupted for sure it was not I did mean to interrupt

But I didn't mean it to be rude shouldn't be Alan is kin As if you know you're related to who you're related to. I'm Alan Alda. But then which one's Alan Alda? I don't know. I do know the name, but I don't know the person. Wait, Alan Alda, you... Are you a vampire?

Your family owns Trader Joe's as well. I love Alda's cheap food. Oh my god that's my cousin Alan Aldi. Wait, Dick is wallet. Oh wait, no please. Just put my fingers in your pants. I would anyone keep a wallet in their fly. Oh boy. That voice hurt my face. It hurt to do that voice. It heard to do that voice. Oh, to do that voice. I thought you meant to hear Adles. Oh, that makes sense. Let's leave today with a quiz. Cool.

So we're going to end this episode with a quiz. Please send us your riddles or puzzies that you may have. Yes. If you want to email us any rizzies or puddies. Puddies, the bad guys from Power Rangers. You can either. The actor from Community Danny Puddy. You can email us at hrrpodcastatgmail.com or if you want to tweet at us, we got one of those two at Hey Riddler Riddler. So the quiz we're going to go out on, is the number eight is the key to the answer here

And we're gonna have eight answers and this is gonna be the eight vegetables in V8 the eight vegetables. You can't say on TV Celery Let's try to say him together Are we doing the eight vegetables you can't say on TV? That's the new question. Celery, tomato. Brutal sprouts. Bracely, broccoli. Oh, we love cauliflower. Carrots, Spanish.

Spanish? Spanish. Spanish, Spanish. Spanish, Spanish. Spanish, that's the eight- love the JPC started to say call and did know where it was going like totally backed off like Saying a vegetable starting with call and I didn't know the next step that is call a shot These are the eight vegetables you can't say in heaven. We're talking tomatoes.

We're talking carrots. We're talking celery. We're talking beets. We're talking parsley. We're talking lettuce, watercress, and spinach. Watercress. We said it together. Watercress sucks.

That's not a good vegetable. It's just, yeah, it's just water. It's like 90% water. Watercress is what I would call a deodorant for surfers. Oh, surfers? Yeah, what? Not a toothpaste? What on water?

I guess. I fixed the wrong toilet trick. I'm such an idiot. Oh no. And Aaron, what's a good name for a cartoon dog? Jupiter. Thank you. This has been Hey, Real, Real. Created by Adolf Refin. for a cartoon dog. Jupiter! Thank you! That was a HATEGOM podcast.