Hey Riddle Riddle - #70: Hundie Dollie Giveaway Returns! AKA Rap For Daddy!

Episode Date: November 20, 2019

It's the return of Adal Rifai's Hundie Dollie Giveaway! This game show's got everything: One hundred dollars, questions, personal info, rapping! We also get some forbidden Canadian romance stories, a dried fruit vendor connection, the fall of the NCAA and the newest and coooooolest Star Wars character! Sing along to the theme, it'll be stuck in your head for weeks!! #WiddleWednesdayStarring:Adal RifaiJohn Patrick CoanErin KeifEditing by: Casey ToneyTheme by: Arne ParrottLogo by: Emily Kardamis & Emmaline MorrisWant more? Get Weekly Bonus Eps on Patreon!Want merch? Visit our TeePublic Store!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is a head gum podcast. No shit, all Sherlock, it's Heyberto Rittle, I'm out of verify. Oh shit, we have to restart JPC. Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I had human JPC on this episode. No, you're all made of flubber. I think this is dolphin JPC. Well, why couldn't it just be flubbered JPC? Well, fine, it's dolphin JPC. Because I haven't seen the movie. Ha, ha, ha. That's what. I remember when that movie came out of the guy

ran out of the theater saying, flubbered dolphins. It's just dolphins. Quick update from last week. My boyfriend still hasn't cleaned the microwave. And it's true. I think I bet you $100 on that. And I texted him about it and he said,

LOL, I forgot LOL. I love that because it shows that he's having a good time. And he's not going to do it. Also, quick update. Grab somebody you're interested in romantically. Sit on the couch, watch the first 20 minutes of that movie, and you'll be crying in tears. You'll wanna have some more fun.

The movie is up. Quick update. Interesting. We'll cut this off. No, I loved it. No, no, no, no, that's really good. And your brain just moves faster than our brains. That's the point.

Moves at the speed of lightning. I got a question. Yes. Oh, Aaron, I see the floor to you. So this is such a delicious time of the year. Best treats. Best treats, October through December, right? What are some food recipes? What are some recipes we're making right now? I don't know. Food recipes. Chili cornbread. Cornbread? Yeah. Do you make chili and cornbread? Yeah. Pot roasts. Stuff in my crack pot, or instant pot. We send me some recipes?

Yeah, of course. I'm talking to you, and I'm talking to the listeners. Send me gluten-free recipes. Ooh, yes. Guys, I named a few, maybe a month ago. I named a breakfast sandwich that I make. Oh. And I named it the Weekender.

Talk us through it. Well, so it keeps dating Gigi Hedette or something. I see. What do you know? What is your frame of reference? What's your reference point? Is everything in your periphery? Is anything, are you fully, do you fully know anything?

Or is it just a little bit of everything? Oh no, I've been seen. I fully know. But the point of it is that I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never never thought I'd named a food item before, especially with it's like, it's like, I've given it. Should have named it the JPC. Well, so I've called it the Weekender, because you can either have it on a weekend, and that's the only thing that you'll do that day,

or you can have it on like a Monday in your week. But it's just a massive breakfast sandwich, and I've been using that phrase around Mariah a lot, but I think I might have a Weekender today. She's like, stop. But also when she's like, she's like, I'll have a Weekender too, and I'm like, okay, well, what do you want on yours?

And she's like, well yours, but like smaller. And I'm like, okay, well, what do you want on yours? And she's like, well yours, but like smaller. And I'm like, okay, well, that's not a weekender. And I don't make none a weekender. The weekdays? The weekdays. I call it a weekender, w-e-a-k-o-o. What's on the sandwich? It's basically, I go to the jewel that's right by my house,

canonically, and I buy one of their Asiago cheese bagels, cut that bad boy open, put three vegetarian breakfast sausages and three eggs on it, and then three slices of American cheese. Okay, do you scramble the eggs? No, no, I'll fry it over hard. Okay. So sometimes I leave one of the yoke in,

but it'd say if you leave all three, it's just too much yoke. Yeah, okay. Okay, and then you, and then I, three vegetarian sausages. So what I do is I, like I said, cut it in half, put the three sausages down, after you've cooked them, put the cheese down

and put it back in the oven, so the cheese melts, then throw the egg on top. That sounds amazing. Send us a picture of your weekender. I got it, I got it, I got it, so I'll pick up the weekender up there, just so everyone can see, and then I'll put a picture of my eyes on there,

and then I'll like caption it like not the weekend. But did she eat meat? Or did she have the vegetarian sausages? She eats meat, but she also eats the vegetarian sausages. We just have them, but occasionally she'll have like, if we have like bacon or prosciutto or something and that's not the last. It's again, it's not the weekend or it's not a good one.

And it's beginning famously, she won't eat meat, but she sure likes the bone. Yeah. Could you do it, dog? Yeah, she's a dog. Yeah, she's a dog. Dog likes the bone. Do you have a breakfast sandwich you make? I like to make, take an everything bagel, toast it,

put cream cheese on it, put sriracha on that, slice up an avocado, put a friday on it, and throw it away. Throw it away. Yeah. I call that Amrich. What do you eat for breakfast? Well, I eat a lot of different things, but my breakfast sandwich is gluten-free, everything

bagel. And then, like a pepper jack cheese, avocado, scrambled eggs that I make with a tiny bit of olive oil instead of butter. It makes them feel like they're super creamy and cheesy. And then... The olive oil makes them feel creamy and cheesy. Okay. Try me. Don't make scrambled eggs with olive oil.

I only use olive oil when I make scrambled eggs. Yeah. Never mind. When you said instead of butter, I'm like, a butter would be my instead of butter. Butter me. Butter me. I don't... I just take issue with creamy and cheesy.

Well, I also put a good amount of cheese. I put water in and then I put a splash of like a milk, whatever milk I'm eating or if I'm looking for a substitute to use instead of butter that would make my eggs creamy and cheesy. I might use crit grease. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever.

If I use this substitute, put an attack on her chair. F***ing stuff this is. Yeah, put a razor blender up. Can we also, if we're gonna test the listenership with maybe making a week under or sending air and recipes, I, my favorite thing in the world, especially this time of year is like smoky stuff. Like a smoky beard.

Or like weed. So if you know anything smoky, please let a smoky beer. Or like weed. So if you know anything smoky, please let me know because that's my favorite. I want everything to taste like a campfire. I love hot sauce. So yeah, because I like the smoky flavor of hot sauce more than I like the heat, like the hot flavor. There's a hot sauce called Waju I think, W-A-J-U.

And that's like my favorite hot sauce because it's like, it has spice to it, but it's more like, it's almost like jerk. It's like Jamaican. What'd you like that? Amazon. I said, what'd you get that? Why'd you get that?

Amazon. What's your favorite ever? I'm sorry. What's your favorite ever? I'm right. You also asking about like treats though, like, like, fall treats? No, that was a very satisfying conversation to me, so I feel pretty good. But also I just, treats though, like, like, fall treats. Well, that was a very satisfying conversation

to me, so I feel pretty good. But also I just, I just love food and I wanna talk about it more. Not muffins. You know something I love? Did you step your toe? Ah, not muffins. No muffins, no.

A kid found my haunted abusement park, pulled a mask off my head. Mm, yeah. What about your dog, yeah, okay. My dog. Yeah, they barred my dog and the dog helped them solve the crimes. Mm-hmm. What about your dog? Yeah, okay. My dog. Yeah, they barred my dog and the dog helped them solve the crimes. It sucked her baby.

Yeah, my brain wasn't working. Do you remember that Cerechromerule that was, what you eating? Nothing, honey. Do you remember that one? Oh yeah. There's a Cerechal, not any. Nothing, honey.

What are you eating? Nothing, honey. You be like, no, seriously, what are you eating? Nothing, honey. And then it gets violent. Oh, Jesus. I was born in the 90s, so this one's tough for me. You were born in 1990, 89.

You were honestly born during an episode of Best Week Ever. Yeah. Or I love the 90s. I love the 90s. And is this a riddle podcast? Or is it a breakfast sandwich podcast? It's a breakfast sandwich podcast featuring riddles. Yes, but it's it's many things

That's the title of this episode We're a Yeah, we're a hive mind we're a podcast, but we're also sometimes every once in a while a Game show money money money Puzzies it pays to be right. I just really need the money. Don't give away It pays to be right. I just need to really need the money. Honeydolli give away. Adorefah's $100 giveaway. Based on a book attitude, my life in Riddies and Puzzies. A glattel writes a check.

Money, money, money. Puzzies, Puzzies, Puzzies. It pays to be right. Adorefah's $100 giveaway. Adorefah's $100 giveaway. Based on a book attitude, my life. And Riddies and Puzzies, you will add all rights and check So that's right. It's game show number. This is our third game show But we lost one the live show because we did it on a boat the boat tank the boat Sing that was the episode that JBC was ripping up money. Oh my gosh it so many people got upset about JBC ripping up dollar bills Yeah, but some people got strangely horny about it. I think it's just you. That was you who got horny about it. Oh, okay.

Was it me? JPC gets horny about it. I get horny about the destruction of money. Let's give you something to horny about. Eat the rich. So the other thing about our podcast is we're slowly, slowly pivoting our lives. We're losing our lives.

So we're gonna go to the game show. YouTube both know how this works. Hopefully, there's $100 up for grabs. I'll write a check for whoever wins with the amount that they won. They're not going to get a full $100 possibly they could. But most likely, you tools, but the pot whoever has the majority, we'll get a check for that amount. Yes.

Any questions? What is the things that we yell that like? Yep. So we're going to change it up a little bit. We're still gonna have, I listen to my co-hosts, which if you say that, you can play the card without any competition, so you can basically box out the other person, but you have to answer a question

about the other person's personal life. Cool. Meaning that you listen to them. The other thing that's gonna happen is we're gonna, we're gonna only do one other thing, which is at some point throughout the show, and this might happen multiple times, I'm going to say rap for daddy. Sure, okay. When I say rap for daddy.

What do you can't rap? That's going to be a problem. When I say rap for daddy, you both have to do a rap. I'm going to give you a topic. So I'll say rap for daddy, right, circus food. Circus food? It'll be that good. And then you both have to do an A, A, B, B rap. Okay, whoever I think has the better rap, we'll get $5. But again, if you cannot rhyme.

If you cannot rhyme, GPC wins the game automatically. 400. I know I can't rhyme, this seems pointed. If you cannot rhyme, but you can rap, here's my suggestion, just try. Okay. What? We good? We good to start? Yes, but instead of any questions, I don't really like that phrase, so on the podcast Can we now just say David as pumpkin? Yeah, David pumpkin. Especially for this holiday season? Okay, so here we go. This is just switched the card and just say what was on the card and it was holding.

Do that card just say David asked me for my hand? I said who's a part of it. Here's the first question. Don't forget you have to pause in, if you don't pause in and you say the answer, you're basically giving the other person. And you have to wait till the end of the question to pause? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Okay, you're gonna get dollar per correct answer for this one. Yes 10 US states that border Canada buzz. Yes, Washington Okay, Montana and a minute you get one wrong You're done what I have a minute to get one wrong. Yep

Washington Montana North Dakota Minnesota Minnesota, Wisconsin. And that is wrong. So you get $4. Ah! Aaron, you have a chance, I'll let you steal two of these. Not steal, but you can answer two of them. Main.

Okay. Vermont. That is correct. You get $2. Score is $4 to $2. Fun. Isn't that fun? Fun. Don't forget you. Score is four dollars to two dollars. Fun. Isn't that fun? Fun.

Don't forget you can also win M.Prov during this game show. So we're going to see a scene. I never know how to do that though. That's what you lose. We're going to see a scene. Aaron, I want you to be Canadian. JPC, you're going to be a Vermonter from somewhere in Vermont. Okay.

And you two have met at the border. You're in love, but none of you has, neither of you has a ability to cross the border, so that border separates your love. Any progress on the passport? No, I've made no progress on the passport. I'm from Vermont. I've been trying my best, but I can't find the office that gives them. Yeah. Any luck on my passport to get into Canada? No, they don't want any Americans right now, eh?

Why is that? Because you don't love hockey as much as us. Also, you're a very violent country that doesn't know how to treat people right. Okay, and you treat people just right up there in Canada. A little bit better. What races your prime minister are gonna always forget because he seems to be switching that ever once in a while. Are we gonna talk about our leaders?

Okay, first of all, not my president. I got the t-shirt that says it. I voted for George Bush. And scene, great. And so it seems like they were not in love. No, no, I'm gonna see. I'm gonna it. I voted for George Boat. And scene, great. And so it seems like they were not in love. No, no, I'm gonna see. Or you're about to, oh, you're about to what? I'm gonna say, let's kiss through this fan, see?

Yeah, see? Let's kiss and make up through this fan, see? You were gonna skip before we saw Kiss to the Fence. And JPC, we're gonna make that Fence electric. Got it. I can't kiss you through the fan, so I'm gonna sit. I'm gonna say, oh, zap, zap, zap. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.

Matilda, look, zap, zap. Oh, zap, zap. Look, zap, I want to be with you. Can you see my bones every time I, you see my full-scaler did every time I, stop saying zap, stop saying my dead twin brothers name. I'm sorry. I'm never being here. Same.

Aaron, I'm gonna give you that one. See you when I'm gonna give you $3 for that. Thank you. Is that because I said that thing about Justin Trudeau? Oh, yeah. No, you were right. Aaron has $5, JPC has four. Fuck.

And we're gonna get into early. Let's go ahead and wrap for Daddy. I feel like I put it F on wrap. Am I saying wrap for Daddy? Do you say AB, AB? Wrap for Daddy. No, AB, AB. And is it Rafi for daddy?

It's Rafi for daddy. Wait, you have to give us a topic. You're gonna rap for daddy. And the topic is going to be Canada. And you must start with, my name is Blank and I'm here to Blank. And if you say Blank, JPC, you'll I'll lose the game show.

Wait. I can't say Blank. Do I have to use my own name? Do whatever you want. It's Canada. It's Canada. Got it. We'll start with JPC.

But it's AABB. Yeah. So you said I have to say my name is Blake and I'm here to Blake. So that has to run. No. Wait, what? My name is Adel and I'm here to say. Oh, got it.

I'm going to use your way. You got it. It's about Canada. Yes, got it. I'm the rap. You got to get your way right. It's about Canada. Yes, it's it's My name is leaf and I'm here to blow Canada up. Tell me about it. Oh When I'm down in the USA I buy a gun and break it Canada way perfect Aaron I'm sweating. I'm there. I want to cry Okay, that's your first line. My name is Toronto. Oh, honey.

And I'll tell you about me, pronto. I just do a second rhyme for pronto. Oh, no. My name is Toronto and I'm here to say, comedy, here's good every single day. Oh, oh. I want, just because we have really great hockey, Comedy here's good every single day I want just cuz we have really great hockey doesn't mean that we've gotten real cocky nice very good. Oh my god Very good. You know for she got it long as you've known me that I did it

I get my name smontel and I'm here to pronto I should get a dollar for being a good sport because you're making me do the thing that gives me panic attacks. She did two dollars for us. Aaron, if you let me talk for a minute, what I'm going to say is I'm gonna give you $20 because that's the hardest I've ever seen someone work. We big a t-shirt this is by Dave Sorato and I'm here to brought out. I hope I apologize to all I can do this first. There are parents listening to this who work three jobs and are like fuck give that

girl give that girl some money that's the hardest I've ever seen anybody work. But Dave Sorato and I've heard the question. I think that's the hardest I've ever worked. The funny thing is, you made it so hard on yourself. Well, because I get so scared, you guys, I get so scared. Rhyme, I honestly think I wasn't... Your dad has told me I was... Yeah, and I honestly think I was born without the part of your brain that get rhyme.

And I was born in a rhyme zone. So... Oh, man. You don't know how to. And I was born in a rime zone. So. Oh man. You don't know how to rhyme. I was born in rime zone. I was born in rime zone. Is that the Joker? Yes, that's the Joker. That's actually the the source.

All right, next question. I want to give you three things. You have to tell me what they have in common. Got it. Here we go. A tombstone, a courting couple, a dried fruit vendor. A tombstone, a courting couple, a dried fruit vendor. A tombstone, a courting couple, a dried fruit vendor. Don't forget to puss in.

A tombstone, a dried fruit vendor, and a courting couple? Yes. A dried fruit vendor. So a vendor who sells dried fruit, a tombstone, and a courting couple all have something in common. Boy, oh boy. Do we lose points if we get it wrong? No.

Do you want to? No. No. Puzz. Yes. They all have dates. They all have dates. Nice.

JPC gets that right. That's $5 a JPC. JPC now has nine. Aaron has 25. Oh man. I'm calling it now. JPC will stop. I fucking know you.

That if we do it, that if we do it, that if we do it, that's a wrap. I can tell we do it. I'll be down to the 50 bucks. I want to see you seeing. You two are a courting couple, but you're, we're gonna work in all three of these things. You're a courting couple, but we're gonna work in all three of these things. You're a courting couple, so you're on a date.

You're both terrified about dying and trying to make plans for when you do die. And you're both dread fruit vendors. Okay. This is fun, right? Yeah. Okay. Your joke was so funny, doesn't it? Thank you.

It's a big hit. And we flash back 30 seconds to get the joke. What's the difference between a banana, an unpeeled banana, and a man's erect penis? Who, what are we at work? Tell me. Seats. Your joke was so funny just now. It's not my joke.

It's Jack Blacks. We got it from a tenacious DC. You're really distracting me, sorry. I got so scared when we went by that graveyard, I just hate thinking about it. I'm so sorry about that. Because I'm a card's in the table. Yeah.

51 years old. I'm a dried fruit vendor and I don't want to die alone. Well, why don't there's something funny about me? 51 years old. I'm a dried fruit vendor and I don't want to die alone. Well, it feels like the notebook. Hmm. Did you read my notebook?

Yes, if I'd been honest, I'd be. That's totally fine. I sort of was hoping it'd crack it open. Well, to be fair, I did read your notebook. What I just said wasn't true. I just got it from your notebook. If I'm being honest, I'm 51 years old I may Dry vegetable vendor and I desperately afraid of dying alone. This is a real person living in Canada, person living in Vermont, neither of them have a passport situation.

On the count of three, you say your favorite dried fruit and I'll say my favorite dried vegetable. One, two, three tomato. Oh, I see it. Oh, I see it. JPC. Wait, you guys. Wait, wait, wait. Are JPC and I love Adam Sirius?

This is not a bit. You guys are scared. Adel, Adel, Adel. Are JPC and I love Adam Sirius? See, this is Adel, Adel. Yes. Stop the game for one game. Adel is just something you start seeing. If you believe that that just happened, we both said tomato. That's why I idea. That's a good idea. This is Adel Adel. Yes. Stop the game for one thing. Adel's just something you start to see.

If you believe that that just happened, we both said tomato. That's why. We both knew the other was going to say tomato. Here's what I'll say at the end of this episode, you can choose to take the money or eat it tomato. It's like love island. You can take the money or you can play for love. Oh nice.

This is that, that millionaire. I just said it's like love island. Aaron you lose a dollar. Oh no. I know it's like love island. But what's that millionaire show? Love island. That was like was on for one season. Joe millionaire. Million dollar man. I don't know. Yeah it's something. Can I be right? Yeah. Okay. Is it million dollar man? I don't know. But that does remind me. Wrap for daddy. What's the topic topic is a million dollars and Aaron we're gonna start with you unless You start crying and then we'll switch to do you have to start with my name is it has to start with my name is bear naked ladies

No, it can start with whatever okay, but the topic is a million dollars. Here we go rap rap for daddy But the topic is a million dollars. Here we go. Rep for daddy. I'm a millionaire and I love to go to banks. But before you go, I'd like to say thanks. I made my money because I inherited it. I don't think that you should worry about She's fucking told about She's worried about she I'm bleeding from everything It hurts so much. I but most visible is your butthole Yeah For anybody who hasn't seen a picture of us recording we record like Jim Carrey and Ace Venture

We all wear Hawaiian shirts and we talk through our butt. JPC, rep for daddy, millionaires. Millionaires, four million dollars. A million bucks, a million smackers, you can get it if you are hackers. Go on to the website for the bank, hack into it. Start this bank. Nice. Great.

This was actually good. Yes, it was good. It was. Nice. Great. Aaron. This was actually good. Yes, it was good. No, it was. It made sense. What did it make sense? Because you were hacking into a spank bag. Aaron, I'm going to give you that.

You're going to have, this is $5 to get $30. Nice. Aaron has $30. JPC has nine. Really want to win that car. Oh, yeah. You said this card? I really want to win that card. Oh, yeah. You said this card? I really want to win that card.

Well, you can win anything here on Money Money Money, Puzzies Puzzies. It pays to be right. Adlerifies Honey Dollar Giveaway. Adlerifies Honey Dollar Giveaway. Based on Book Adaltude, my life in Riddies and Puzzies. I'm glad I'm right to check. Money Money Money, Puzzies Puzzies Puzzies. It pays to be right.

Adlerifies Honey Dollar Giveaway. It identifies, hungry, hungry giveaway. It identifies, hungry, hungry giveaway. Based on the book I'm doing, my life at Riddies and Poiseys on the ladle writes a check. Here we go. What do these three things have in common? Rose, Gator, Orange. Rose, Gator, Orange, yes. They're all bowls.

More specifically. Football. They're all footballs. College football. They're all college footballs. I love college with my friends. I want to see a scene. The two of you are approaching me.

I'm the dean of a college. I'm sorry, I'm gonna say I'm the sort of president of the NCAA Okay, and you two are working for me and I've tasked you with coming up with new bowls For for millennials for the new generation because everything we have for bowl games is outdated. Yeah First of all, I think you're absolutely correct. What you have is outdated and it needs to go, it's bad. I agree, and I also think the joke that you told just now is so funny. Very cool.

Thank you so much. Yeah. And we flash back 30 seconds to the joke. What's the difference between division one and division three? What are we at work right now? What is it? About $50,000. division one and division three. What are we at work right now? But what is it? About $50,000.

Ahahahaha. But first of all, I want to say that you're to be so right about the bulls. The names are bad, they have to go. And I just want to say that Jokey told us right now it's so much. We class back 50, 30 seconds to the joke. Hahaha.

What's the difference between division one and division three? What are we at work right now? Wait, something's wrong. What? Did you both just say that? Wait, why did I say that? I've never said that. I'm getting déjà vu.

Finish the joke. Finish division one. Let's go back for a few seconds. What's the difference between a banana and a penis? Only one will fit in a tailpipe. $50,000. $50,000. $50,000.

Let's go back 30 seconds. Seconds. I think we should do the bowling ball ball. I want to my office. Hello, welcome. You've made it back 30 seconds. Out of the blue. No, you've made it back 30 seconds. Out of the way. No, you've peaked beyond the curtain.

This is death. Oh. JPC, your death makes sense. That makes sense. Okay, come on guys. Yeah, I'm death. I know, was- That joke you told 30 seconds ago is so funny.

Okay, I'll tell you over the jelly. Yeah. I'll tell you over the again. Is your alligator death? Different of the sounds. Okay, you over to jelly. Yeah, I'll tell you that again. Is your alligator death? Do you remember this one? See, I mean, I think the audience wins that. Yes, but I'm gonna give you each $2 for that. Thank you, I like how we stayed on the premise so well. I like that we supported the premise

that we were stuck in a time loop and that nobody sold that out. All right, whoever puses in first will get this and they'll get a dollar per correct answer. You got a name for me, the nine members of the Brady Bunch Household. I can't. Plus.

If you get. Plus. Okay, great. Greg Brady. Yep. Marsha. You don't have to say Brady after each one. Well, one's not gonna be a Brady, I'm gonna say Alice. Okay, Greg, Alice. Marsha. Marsha. You don't have to say Brady after each one? Well, so what is that gonna be a Brady? I'm gonna say Alice.

Okay, great, Alice. Marsha. Marsha. Jan. Okay. Oh, scooter. Ha ha ha ha. What's Bobby?

No. Jack. Did you write with Bobby? You were wrong with Jack, so you don't get anything. I don't get anything. No, because you have to get them all. Aaron, I'm gonna tell you you since JPC got it wrong, I will give you a dollar per name

if you can name six of the nine. Wait, but hold on, I just did six. I don't care. Okay. Jan, Marsha, Alice, Sleepy, Doc, and Grumpy. And Zach, you forgot Zach. And Zach, a little scooter. Who do we miss? Who do we miss?

The nine members are Carol, Greg, Peter, Bobbi. Fuck. Peter, Mike, Marcia, Jan, Cindy, Alice, King of the Hill, Barbara, are you Barbara? Boomhauer. Boomhauer, so nobody gets that one. Okay, fuck. All right, here we go.

Really cool. I want this money. This will be versus having to get them all right. You get a dollar per correct answer. Okay. Okay. Name for me the nine dance styles in American style of ballroom dance. Puzz. Yes. Salsa. That is incorrect. Oh, wait, American style. Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. I'll give you a review, but it'll cost you one dollar. Okay. Okay. What? This is swing. That is incorrect. No, you're right. It's East Coast swing, but I'll give it to you.

East Coast swing. There are nine types of ballroom dancing. Unless I'm lying. Okay. And then if you're the Waltz. Yep. The Jive. I'm just kidding.

Hey, a Jub. They're all too head job, baby. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. See? Um, look. How do you like your handjubs? Soon?

Oh, Jesus. Jesus. Um, you both said Jesus. Oh, my gosh, you aren't those. Okay. Um, so you have Waltz, you have Swing. Well, Swing, they're all American dances. Yep.

And Aaron, so far you have two of nine. But I like like a lot of ballroom dancers are not American. Uh, I don't, that doesn't matter. Like, Django isn't American. Salça isn't American. Tango is one of them. Oh, so you get that. And so you have Samba.

That is a close book and correct. Samba. That is correct. You, you have three of nine. Aaron, I will give you all nine. Nine dollars total instead of three. If you wrap for daddy about one of these dances. Do you want to do that?

Okay, here we go. We're ready, okay, hold on. Here's a true story that I'm gonna tell and I promise that I won't yell early when I was dating my current boy. We thought it would be funny to bring us a lot of joy and I'm gonna keep going so it gets to the end of the story. If we took swing dance classes, but we were given our asses to different people.

We were dating different people at the time. And we thought, we take swing dance classes and both of our partners at the time was like, why are you gonna take swing dance classes with your platonic friend? And so we decided not to do it, but we were probably secretly in love and that's why we didn't do it.

No, no. I just wanted, it's hard to do it, but we were probably secretly in love and that's why we didn't do it. No No, I just want it's hard to do tell a real story while you wrap. Yeah Try again. We found that one more time. Not only do you not get the points, but I got it. Have mercy on yourself The same story but no, I'm not gonna tell the same story. No, you should. Oh, I can't. I'll do one. I'll do one. Let me tell you a little bit about the tango. But first, let me eat some of this mango. It's a sexy dance. To do real fast.

Um. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. This is your favorite part of this podcast.

Woo! Yay! Yay! Um, we're gonna take a quick break. No, stop. I did it best I could. Aaron, do you think the dog is... You do it. You do it.

You do it. You do it. You do it. You do it. You do it. You do it. You do it. You do it.

You do it. You do it. You do it. You do it. You do it. You do it. You do it. You do it. You do it. You do it. You do it. You do it. pretty good. Aaron, I can't tell you that first one was... Well, I gave up to just try to tell the story. I now understand when people talk about rubber necking when they see like a car crash, like you want us to slow down to watch it. I now understand that sensation. I have a lot of other skills, but also it wasn't that funny that we were like, yeah, we're gonna take swing dance classes with my platonic friend, everything's fine.

When really, we wanted to kiss. It'd be funny if it rhymed. I hate it here. I'm fine, when really we wanted to kiss. It'd be funny if it rhymed. I hate it here. Give me a point for being a good sport about being bullied. Aaron, I'm going to not give you a point. Do you feel bullied? No, I just feel like I'm trying my best to do the thing that stresses me out more than anything.

Because if you legit feel upset, we can stop. No, no, no, I like it. I just, we keep in mind that I am, I do get true anxiety when it comes to rhyming. Okay. Um, do you want to remove the wrapping from our? No. Okay.

JPC's genuinely good at it and I got to keep hearing him do it. Yeah, I'm really good at it. You can do a wrap about it, Dancer, before you break. Absolutely. Let's do a wrap about it. We actually, let's go into break and that will be us re-entering. It's on the ground. Hold on, I'll give him time to think, do it now. bandwats. Actually, let's go in a break and that will be us re-entering. It is on the ground. Oh, I give him time to think. Do it now.

It's the same for us. We do this recording. Let me tell you about my dance, the Waltz. But first, let me tell you about my buddy Chuck Schultz. I wrote the Waltz. It's a comic. If you don't like it, you could suck my dick. Okay, so let me tell you about my friend Chuck Schultz and then you switched to Chuck Schultz's voice. Yes.

Okay. He was featured. Honestly, $20. I want my text tones. He adds, I'm just going, okay. All right. He was featured on that rap. And take a break.

Before we go to break, Aaron, I'm not going to give you points for the rap, but you made our heart sing and people are probably getting in car crashes crying and laughing. But I am gonna give you the three original points you had for the three dance styles. Oh, thanks. Can you name the rest? Yeah, so they are Bolero, Foxtrot, Brumbo, the V&E's Waltz, East Coast Swing, my favorite voice in the song, Cha Cha, Mambao, number five. That's a dollar for you.

Bim Bim Bim Bim Bim Bim Bim Bim Bim Mambao. JBCS, we go to break. Name all the women mentioned in Mamba number five. Veronica Jessica, Mandy, Chuck, wait, hold on. Hi, I'm Chuck Schultz. Monica. Uh, hold on. Hi, I'm Chuck Schultz. Monica! Hey, GPC. Uh, uh, yeah? You're not in trouble. I just need help. I'm, um, pranking Attle. And I'm setting up a website to prank him. Um, can I just need some advice.

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I'm glad you're using Squarespace. Did you say what the website was for? I can't remember what the website was for. Prank. Where's the space? You can connect to your store to Vedent Third Party tools to extend the functionality of your website. Hey JPC, hey JPC.

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of the woods here. I am sort of at an impasse I can't decide whether or not to go this way or this way. I'm having a hard time choosing a path You know, they're never truly is a middle of the woods isn't it funny to think about something like that like how they're never truly is a Middle no, this is the middle. Okay, this is it. Adel, can you help? Yeah, actually. So, uh, as per Robert Frost, I don't know if you know his poems. He has a poem called Better Help. Uh, I believe this is written in the 1800s, but it still stands true today more than ever. Aaron, you should try Better Help. Have you heard of this? You seen this? Mm-hmm. Because sometimes Aaron and life were faced with tough choices. And the path forward isn't always clear, whether

you're dealing with decisions around career relationships being stuck in the middle of the woods. Therapy helps you stay connected to what you ow, ow, ow, sorry, that also does so fast. Therapy helps you stay connected to what you really want while you navigate life and the woods. Hmm, and better help is entirely online, so it's designed to be convenient, flexible, and suited to your schedule. I've been using it for several years and it suits the way that my brain works way better than traditional therapy ever did. And when Aaron says traditional therapy, just so everyone's clear, what she means is tricking two of her friends to coming to the middle of the woods, even though there isn't truly the concept of the middle of the woods, isn't that fun to think about? All you have to do is just fill out a brief questionnaire to get matched with a

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I clink, clink, clink. Excuse me, ladies and gentlemen. I just want to make a quick toast to, I know it's J.P.C.'s birthday, and we're all so excited to talk about him, but I want to talk about my favorite, my favorite thing in the world. Oh. And that is the app Rocket Bunny. Oh, yeah, Aaron, that's one of my favorite things as well.

Huh? Rocket Bunny is a personal finance app that finds and cancels your unwanted subscriptions, monitors your spending and helps you lower your bills all in one place. I've been using it for years way before they were a sponsor and it helps me so much bills all in one place. I've been using it for years way before they were a sponsor and it helps me so much,

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And we are back. It's money money money Pussies Pussies Pussies it pays to be right. Adorable 5 is honeydolli giveaway I love my first honeydolli giveaway based on the book Adeltood my life in Rizis and Pussies. I'm glad first, I'm a Ghibli Ghibli. Based on the book, Attitude, My Life in Rides and Puzzies. I'm glad all right, touch-hack. Money, money, money, Puzzies, Puzzies, it pays to be right. I'm a Ghibli, I'm a Ghibli. I'm a Ghibli. Based on the book, Attitude, My Life in Rides and Plays, I'm a Ghibli.

And fuck me, that's too fast. And let's check the scoreboard where Aaron has $34. JPC has $17. Damn. Um, I still think you're going to win. We wasted a more money up by that fucking scoreboard than we do with prizes. It's an investment. I told you that you told us from a high school football.

Yeah. Who are the best football court Aaron? Oh, right. Who are the little boy eagles? That's a Philadelphia professional team. We had an entire hockey team come to world news last night and we asked the hockey team. They asked a question in the show which was how can we win more games and we asked them what their name was and they said the name of the junior kings and I was like, first thing you could do is up that status. It's just kings, because otherwise, otherwise, Colin Princess.

That's what JPC said. No, someone else said that. No, you said that. Yeah, it could have been me. Was it me? Yes. Anti-shaggy. I'll go out.

All right. That track. Was it me? I couldn't remember. I'll go out, I'll write that track. Why does that be? It was me. Remember. So it's Aaron 34, GPC 17. Let's take a quick break to get to know our contestants' financial situations. Whoa, 17 is exactly half of 34. I've got my work here.

You're never going to be here. You get to work. Come up for you. Don't forget you both have a, I listen to my co-hosts where you can solely focus on a card and I'll have to worry about the stress of buzzing in. Let's get back to it. So what do these three things have in common? Mount Rushmore, Seinfeld, the Beatles.

Buzz. Oh, I think JPC was slightly ahead. Mount Rushmore, Seinfeld and the Beatles. They all dated women when the women were in high school. Oh, hold on, that's just Jerry side-feld. He did that when he was a successful comedian with a television channel. I'm sure I've seen a comedian with a television channel. She was just 17, you know what I mean?

Come on. Yeah. And Teddy Roosevelt, come on. Rough rider, come on. Speak softly, Carrie Bigstick, come on. We know. So, mine was a joke answer, Eric. Oh, please. No, you know. What's that? You know what it is. I was mine was a joke answer, Eric. Please, please.

No, you know. What's up? You know what it is. I was literally only thinking of the joke answer. They all have been stoned. Four. What is it? Four.

People. It follows four people. Four. They're both four, aren't they? Yeah. Can you explain yourself? Like, the Beatles have four people in it. Okay, and who are the four people in signpost?

Elaine. Jerry. George and then the neighbor. The neighbor. I don't know. You're both wrong. Okay. Does anybody want to take another guess? Mount Rushmore, signfeld.

The Beatles. And the Beatles. Mm-hmm. Ah. I mean, Aaron's right, but there's a different answer here. Okay. Okay. It does have to do with one of the four people you mentioned. Jerry Sanford.

Jerry Sanford. There's all, every one of them has a George. George, they all have George's. Oh my god, of question, Stanza and Harrison. They all have George's. Stanza. JPC, you get five dollars. That brings you up to the stage. and Harrison. Constanza. They all have Georgia. Constanza, JPC, you get $5. That brings you up to something.

Georgia Harrison is my, least favorite, my favorite. He's my favorite. Really? Of course he's my favorite. Oh, absolutely. Something? Yeah.

Something, Walmart, get Targaryen, and Leweeps. Yeah, we will, my love, grow. He also, personally, this is going to cost some waves. I feel like he has the best solo albums. Oh, I love that. But most people think, um, a cartney, but I think, uh, I think George has the best solo albums. I like some wings songs and I like the solo album. But I feel like George had the best solo albums.

Yeah, George, after Beatles was real cool. Real cool. Got my mind set on you in that video? Come on. But I think something is the best bridge of any Beatles song. Change the mind. I don't know. I mean, for my money, I think Joe Walsh has the best solo albums of from from from from from from from from from from from from from

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Rocky Wigley. Rocky Wigley. Rocky Wigley. Rocky Wigley. Rocky Wigley. Rocky Wigley. Rocky Wigley. singing a wings song. And I think it's Paul Rudd in that movie. It's like, that's not a wings song. He's like, yeah, it is. It's like, it's not. The joke is he just made up a wings song. And it's a funny bit, but it's a throw away. But in the credits of that movie,

he has a Paul McCartney impersonator like sing the song. That makes you want to watch Roll bottles again. Let's get back to it. Here we go. What are these three things, Evan Common? Accidator like same for the song That makes you want to watch roll models again Let's get back to it. Here we go. What are these three things? I'm in common back of the neck the kidney Below the belt buzz. Yes places. I can come I mean all comes below the belt. Can you say the three again back of the neck the kidney below the belt You have a come on a kidney?

Puzz. Yes. Places where if you get punched, you will ejaculate blood. I don't know. I think I'm tired. Ha ha ha. Wait, back of the neck, below the belt in the kidney? Oh, I'm so sorry.

I'm sorry, I read this wrong. My neck, do it. Do it again. My kidney, and I like. My neck, my back, my kidney, and I like it. Back in the neck, the kidney below the belts. If you, if you, nobody gets this right,

we remove $5 from the game. Head, shoulders, knees, and thighs. Yes. These are places where you can't hit someone in boxing. These are illegal contact. I don't know if the's new things. Puzz. Yes. These are places where you can't hit someone in boxing. These are illegal contact, I don't know what Aaron just says, yeah. Illegal contact areas in boxing. So I'm gonna give JPC $4 for getting it right. I'm gonna give Aaron a dollar for being supportive,

even though this is a game. Yes, good. So it's $3,235. JPC and I are in love now because we both said to me. You've been saying something about, I know something about my co-mates, I know something about my co-mates. I do something about my cohorts. I'm so proud to be your cohort.

Philip, Trisha, I don't know if you know each other. I know what it's called, my cohorts. My cohorts. I know something about my cohorts. Great, so JPC, this next card you can have to yourself. If you get this correct. Can I get it correct. What is the height of Aaron's brother in law, Mitch?

Oh, that's mentioned it before. Ugly son of the bitch. Okay, so six three. Fuck me. Aaron, I believe he's six seven. He's six seven. And your sister is five one or something. Four, I think.

Five four six seven. So what happens now is Aaron, you get this all to yourself. Okay. Either you get it or the $5 is removed from the game. The real of a man. What are these three things? Have in common a baseball field, a guitar shop, the military. Oh my god. I don't know. A baseball field. Let's think about a guitar shop. Baseball field. The military think about it. A guitar shop. Baseball field. The military. Guitar shop. The military.

Baseball field. Guitar shop. The military. Also for this one, just a little help, helpy help. Think along the lines of George. No, I'm sorry, Paul. I think along the lines of Paul. Paul.

From the Beatles. What? I think you just said it. Yeah, I think sorry Paul. I think along the lines of Paul. Paul. Mm-hmm. From the Beatles. What? You, I think you just said it. Yeah, I think you just said it. Yeah, bass. Basses. What was it? They all have basses.

They all have basses. A baseball field, a guitar shop, the military, all have basses. Aaron, he get $5. They also already, they also all have dodgers. The draft. Draft Dodger, um,ger, baseballed Ellie Dodger. And Dodger is British for Dodgers. I went to a...

Over a couple of Dodgers in Tom Tom's. I went to a Kishi Bashi concert this past week. It was incredible. I cried the whole time. I loved it. But their bassist is, his bassist is the singer for Tall Tall Trees, which is another band. But he's the most incredible bassist I've maybe ever seen in person. And there's a point in the

show where he plays bass with his drum stick. And it's so mesmerizing to watch. And it's like incredible. And then also I've seen him play a banjo with like a toy laser gun. When you say he plays bass with his drumstick. With a drumstick. Okay, so he's taking someone else's drumstick. Maybe. I don't know, I think it's specifically meant for that. But anyways, if you can look up the guy from Tall Tall Tree is playing bass, try to,

because I mean, I never notice I'm not a musician, so I don't really notice when people are incredible, but he was, and he's incredible. Do you say I never noticed when people are incredible? I never noticed when musicians, like it's usually someone I'm with who plays an instrument really, really well or has been in a band, like can let me know, but it is, it's amazing to me when I notice on my own how.

Yeah, I never noticed when people are incredible. The other day I'm in line at the bank. It's like a 15 minute line. And then I'm just standing this line of waiting Person in front of me gets up to the front of the bank the tele goes. Oh my god. Are you a last-a-girl? I was just gonna last ago in front of me for 15 minutes I literally I literally was about to make the joke after what Aaron was done I never know some people are incredible. I will I watched a Pixar movie and I was like, what do they forget to put the film on here?

You should give JPC a point. I literally are having the same. Are we in love? JPC, are we in love? JPC, you got a dollar to bring up to 33, which is my favorite number. Also, there's a proposal at that concert. I went to and it was my dream proposal on it.

It won't happen to me. I don't never happen to me, because I saw it happen. It was amazing. For the encore, he comes to the middle of the audience and plays an acoustic set, and he does three songs, and in between the second and the third song, which are the two most romantic songs he's ever written. He pulled a girl up, and her boyfriend proposed to her,

and the whole audience loved it, and I was like, I got filled with a rage, and Sean called me out for it. He was like, you're so jealous right now, and I was like, I got filled with a rage. And Sean called me out for it. He was like, you're so jealous right now. And I was like, I don't even want to get married. So jealous. And Sean, last night Sean gave you a prom puzzle? Yeah, I'm going to see your prom with him, I guess.

I can't wait for like 10 years from now. Aaron finally opens that fucking microwave. And there's a ring in it. There's been a ring in it. It's still dirty. Oh, it's filthy. He's like, she has a good ring. He's like, we both long moved out and broken up.

Um. Um. Uh, uh, uh, rap for daddy. Okay. But we're gonna, we're gonna do a little rap for Zatterans. We're gonna do a slight, um, mix of this so that Aaron feels set up for success. Mm-hmm. Aaron, what's gonna happen is you're both gonna rap for daddy, but Aaron's gonna do

the A and the B and JPC has to pay them off. Oh, five. Do you have any sense? I just pay off Aaron's rhymes. Yeah, so I still do a name. It might not be still gonna be that at it. I can't wait. You'll do a B, you'll do a B.

Am I trying to set them up for success or mess with them? It's up to you. Okay, I'm gonna genuinely try to make your life easier. This is going to go very wrong for both of us. I know. And the topic is proposals. Do you want me to start with my name is Blank? You can start with whatever you want.

I mean, I would appreciate it. OK. My name is Boyfriend, and I'm here to say. I like my girlfriend, and I like her this way. So now is the time to get on one knee. And forget that it's time to pee. P and well I'm on one knee. It's easier, it's the best way to pee. I'm closer to the ground, I'm closer to my prick.

That's where everybody starts to get sick. Oh no. Is that about proposal? Sure. Aaron, I'm gonna give you five dollars for that. JPC, I would give you money, but then instead of working with Aaron, you worked solo, and I don't appreciate that. Yeah, I loved it.

I started my own solo project about a guy who pees when he kneels down. I think that was just your autobiography. I think if I ever tried to propose, and I got done on one knee, I would be very concerned that I immediately start peeing. Yeah. It's just the most natural way to pee.

Yeah, of course, naturally. One knee to the ground. Name for me, dollar per correct answer. You don't have to get all of them. The five original X-men from the comics of the 1960s. Puzz, Wolverine. It, and correct. Aaron?

Puzz. Yes. I don't know X-men at all. I'm so sorry, everybody. Please don't be mad at me. Okay. I'll still give you-Men, oh, I'm so sorry everybody. Please don't be mad at me. Okay. I'll still give you money if you can describe them. The gist.

Or if you work gist. That's one of them. If you describe them, I'll give you the point. Or if you can work in the names of your X-boyfriends, the X-Men in your life. But they have to be men. They have to be so over 18. Boyfriends from when you were, yeah.

Okay. The one. But they have to be men they have to be so over 18 boyfriends from when you were yet. Okay The one or if you describe your Exade the Xavier those the one who owned the school and Lied to me about his age I know who both of those are. Both the same year. So that's two points. You want to describe any other accent? Warwick's boyfriend? Yes.

The one who can... She's also describing friends episodes. Can melt stuff. Okay. And also, what you used to put orange starbursts in my wallet, because he knew I liked them, and I would see them on my way to work. Okay. So I'm going to say that was probably cyclops you were describing. Yeah. Who melt stuff? So I'm going to give you that. So that's another $2. Any other ones you want to describe?

I was going to say, I thought Aaron was going to say the one who melt stuff and the one who can't melt stuff. So I'm gonna give you that. So that's another two dollars. Any other ones you want to scratch? I was gonna say I thought Aaron was gonna say the one who melt stuff and the one who can't melt stuff anymore because they don't clean the fuck up. You're here first. He's your ex-man. Any other ones you want to describe? How many that you have two there's four left. There's four left. Four left, that's a five? Wait, there's five version ones. They didn't have Professor Axe on here, but I am gonna count that because to me,

he's always a woman to me. Um, the woman who can go, who starts his blue, but can become anything. Um, and... That is Mystique, and she is not an original. Not an original. Okay. And Simon Cowell.

Ice, a cold, cold ice. Yes. Cold, cold ice. And they wrote a magic show about me and told me it wasn't about me. And I went and it was humiliating. They wrote a magic show? Yeah. How do you write a magic show?

Like, like, like, writing magic. They're actually incredible, much. First. First. Um, uh, he's a great guy. But he, um, wrote a magic show and sort of didn't make it clear to me how much of it was in me, uh, was in me. No.

How much of it? How much of it I was in. Aaron, I'll give you a dollar per inch if you tell us. It was sort of, I just got really misled. He sort of made me out to be a villain in the show. Like how dare this girl not like me when we first met. And it was like really sad and weird and me. And then Aaron, the joke I'm gonna make is that you then made him $2 if you're right.

So it sounds like you made him an X-Men. Okay, JPC, do you know what I'm gonna say? Disappear. Disappear. JPC gets $2. And also Aaron, that show wasn't about you. I kept telling you it was about my mom. Tomato, tomato, tomato.

Okay, here we go. He's a good guy. This is for five years. No, I just don't want to see. Listen to the show. I know, he's also, he's just nice. And also the Star Wars guy's nice. The only one who wasn about his end. Great. Again, friends episode titles.

Yeah. Okay, here we go. What do these three things have in common? Bacon, comics, malls. Bacon, comics, malls. Don't forget Aaron, you have a, I listened to my co-hosts left. And bacon, comics, malls.

Yep, and you have to pause in. Bacon, comics, malls. Yep, and you have to pause it. Bacon comics malls. Darth comics, Darth Maul's Darth Bacon. Darth Bacon. Darth Bacon. Can I call for a scene? Sure, yeah. I want to see a scene where,

D.B.C., your Darth Bacon, which is sort of a play on Darth Vader, and Adel, you can be whatever character from the Star Wars universe you want to be talking to Darth Bacon. against the stars. Um, what do you need from me, Mario? Yahoo, I'm so glad you asked. I need from you, a pipe. I have a pipe. It looks like this. Boom.

Boom. I like saber. No, I can't. I'm Darth Bacon. Legally I can't say I like saber. Oh, I've got a call to Baconator. Oh! You can say that, but I saidab. I've got a call to bake anator. You can say that because I said it. I'm sponsored by Burger King.

Or Wendy's. Okay. Do you want to choose now? No. No. It's a cosponsor. Hold on a minute, you need a call. Go for baking.

Go for baking. That's so stupid. Aaron, I'm going to give you $4 because I enjoy that you included me in the scene work. I'm so self-conscious about it. You call the scene. I get to play. I'm so self-conscious about it. You call the scene.

I get to play. I get to play. I'm grateful that anyone's ever dated me. I'm gonna give you $2 for making the music your ringtone. That was kind of fun. We didn't finish that one, did we? We did not. Bacon Comics Malls.

Bacon Comics Malls. We're at Aaron has $55. Not bacon, comics, malls. Bacon, comics, malls. Tch. We're at Aaron has $55, JPC has 37. If you don't, if neither of you gets this, $5 removes from the money, and you both have to wrap for daddy. All of these will be things that Kevin Smith is remembered for and the cause of his death.

And comics. But it's correct. I don't know. I'll give you another one. Bacon Comics, malls, chicken. Bacon Comics, malls, chicken. Bacon Comics, malls, chicken, and a woman named Sapphire. Bacon Comics, malls, chicken, a woman named Sapphire.

Bacon comics malls chicken, a woman named Sapphire. We'll say a woman named Ambrosia, I don't know. I don't know, I'm sorry, I don't. Turkey bacon, turkey chicken, chicken egg balls. So you do have to both wrap for daddy? Damn it. And the correct answer is they all come in strips. Strips best bodies. Okay, so you have to. My name would be Aaron, I'm sure I would be proud. Refer to any about the strip. There we go.

Stripers have the best bodies. We're doing the same thing. We're doing the same thing. We're doing the same thing. We're doing the same thing. We're doing the same thing. We're doing the same thing. We're doing the same thing.

We're doing the same thing. We're doing the same thing. We're doing the same thing. We're doing the same thing. We're doing the same thing. We're doing the same thing. We're doing the same thing. We're doing the same thing. I would be proud to refer to any of our stripli- There we go. Oh. Strippers have the best bodies. We're doing this, this way? Yeah. She just pointed at me, like that was part of the rules.

I'll do the whole thing, I guess. Strippers have the best bodies because they're strong and they've turned into hodys. Great. And Ruffler just to help you. Oh, I got it. I got it. I'm not got it. I got it.

I'm not killing it. She got it. You need a lot of strength in your core. What they do is never a boy. It's Monday night. I'm the strip club king. I come in here and I order wings to my table. Extra sauce.

Watch the strippers. Then I'm off. Any notes, Addle, or you liked it? You loved it. Um, no notes. You loved it. And no money. He loved it. I loved it.

So there's $8 left in the pool. I'm gonna give you each $4. Seriously, they're so strong. That brings Aaron up to $59. That brings JPC up to $41. We're gonna go into our lightning round. Take the whole source in the pool. Each question, if you get it right, you can steal from your opponent.

Got it. Cool. Don't forget to puss in. Here we go. This is going to be pretty quick. What are these three things having common? A trophy fish, a horse, and a tack. A trophy fish, a horse and a tank? Sorry, is it a trophy fish? A trophy comma fish.

A trophy fish. Okay. So like a fish that you are proud of, you want to show off. Oh, yes. Yes. You mount them all. They're all mounted. Yes. JPC. You should have had an errand to that list. I'm 55. It's out. Ow. My elbow. Your elbow. What are these three things? I haven't common. Jack, Johnny, Jay, I'm Puzz. Yes. I know something about my co-host. I just wanna say something about this.

Okay. Name one of JPC's brothers. He doesn't tell us their names. He doesn't know he really doesn't. So do you know? Yes. You do? Yeah.

Yeah. You said them on air, right? Am I crazy? I can't, the fact that, well, I'm not gonna help you out here. They're in some part of my brain. I think I only know one though. You can say one. Or name a hat that JPC has.

Clip hat, CLT. Perfect. You still have to answer this. Do you feel comfortable saying your brother's names right now? I want you to say my brother's names. I'm saying like, are we allowed to? Wait, are we not allowed to talk about family members? Well, you can't talk about the one that's gone.

The one that couldn't eat them but that. When they got away. Well, the one that you said. That I said for you. Yeah. You can't talk about that one. What are your brothers? Kevin.

Kevin and then the other one. Kevin and Susie's. Oh, Kevin. Your brother's eaten by a teen. Wait, what is your older brother's name? Kevin. And then your then the other one. Kevin and Susie's. Oh, Kevin. Your brother's eaten by a teen. What is your older brother's name? Kevin. And then your younger brother's name. Kevin.

No, DBC, tell me. They're both named Kevin, except one of my brother's name is Jesse Brown. Jesse? Jesse Brown. And then Kevin. Is that true? It's Jesse Kevin.

Yeah. And then whatever your name is. Tommy. Tommy. Jesse Kevin and Tommy, the boys. Okay. This supposed to be letting you round. You'd be a real cute Tommy, sorry.

Thank you. I don't know, this is fun. Sorry, Adel, sorry, Adel, sorry, Adel. No, no, no need to apologize. So Aaron, you still have the question. Jack, Johnny and Jay, what thing do they all have in common? Are they in like rhymes, like nursery rhymes for kids? No.

And unless if you can tell me nursery rhyme involving the name J, then I'll give it to you. JJ made of hay. Uh oh. Uh oh. The game's over. The game's over. The game's over. Aaron wins.

Aaron wins. Aaron wins. Jack off, J off, J. off. JJ made of hay. He off, J off, J off. J J made a fade. He can't go to the bonfire. That's my favorite thing ever, so I don't know the fuck. Aaron, I'm giving you a full $100.

I don't care. You should care. You're getting $100. You should care. You should care. You should care. You should care. I'm just picturing like a grandma sitting down to read a like a children of bed.

Like a show. So we see a made a fade. he couldn't go to the bonfire if you ever want to read a book of children's bollocks that could go out that book no one would buy that that was in crebby in crebley what was the answer I'm so sorry Jack Johnny J are all hosts of the Tite Show. Of course they are.

Jack Benny, Jack Brian. Johnny Biny. Johnny Carson and. Johnny Five is Ryan. Jay Leno and then it was. Coleman and Brian. And it was the best. And then Jimmy Fallon and then the next.

And then next is gonna be Aaron Keith. Well, it's a McCarthy. Wait, is Jimmy Fallon still the host of the Tite Show? Sure. Really? Yeah. Yeah. What is Steven Cole Bear host? The Dave Letterman. Former Dave Letterman.

Light, that's like, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah. Um, Aaron, I'm gonna give you a full $100 because I'm a mom of what my word. That's, he's a mom of his word. That's insanely sweet and unnecessary. You can give me $59 or $69 whatever it was. I'll give you $69. Is that what you prefer?

I think $100 from you will be humiliating. I did not deserve it. I'd like to go in the record and say that's what I prefer. Just to order. I have a question. What is everyone's favorite late night host? Oh boy. I mean, it used to be, I mean, it's currently John Oliver,

but is he considered a late night host? Yeah, I guess so. I think he's one, I mean, he's for that. Well, then that would be mine too, but I think like, you're conventional. Carson daily.

Mm, boy. He used to be John Stewart. I don't know, I don't really, I guess I like, I see you. No, John Stewart didn't do late night though. He, he, no. No.

But he, but that show, but like late night, eh. If John Oliver's considered late night, John Stewart didn't do late night though. He had, no. No. But that show, but like late night, eh. If John Oliver's concert late night, John Stewart was, because Daily Show came on way later than the last week John. Yeah, I guess it was 10th. I really enjoy Stephen Colbert, but I don't like how religious he gets. He gets overly religious and starts to talk to people. He talks to people about their religion.

It's his religion. Yeah, but I find him incredibly funny. I also love Stephen Colbert reports. So I also love to think that the writing staff is great. A whole bit of rapport, so it's hard. Like I compared to that sometimes. What is yours, Aaron? Growing up, I loved Letterman. We're a real Letterman house,

but I think now that I'm older, I think Conan in general, but Seth Meyers to me is like the best interviewer. Oh, he's great. He's so good at being specific with people and making people look good and also relaxed, I think. And Aaron, you're wearing a Letterman jacket. That's an honor of taking a letterman. Mm hmm.

I guess it says Seth Myers on it. I haven't really, I don't really watch late night and I haven't, like, a decade of the, like, tonight show, like, or a late show or whatever those shows are, like, the network late night shows. Um, but I always loved Conan O'Brien show growing up when he was in the late, late slot, like the after-tonight show slide. That's the magic. Because it was just the swings that they would take

with the sketch writing that they did, and then they had like the reoccurring characters, like the masturbating bear, and so on with that. Oh yeah, anything John Glazer or Brian stacked in, those guys are both very, very funny. Very, very funny. Very funny, yeah. So yeah, that's mine.

Do we wanna wrap our plugs? No? Money, money, money. It pays you a ride. Adderify, Sunday Dally giveaway. Adderify, Sunday Dally giveaway. Based on the rule, positive, positive. I don't know how to write such act.

I like to seed my plug time to Aaron doing a rap song. Oh great. And it's a wrap about my part. Here, Aaron, I'll set you up. Here we go. Oh great. And it's a rap about my part. Here, Aaron, I'll set you up. Here we go. Follow me, Aaron, keep 10 on Instagram. That's my real plug. Okay, my one plug is, if you're in Chicago,

check out a little place called Kingston Mines. It's my favorite place to go. Okay. JPC Any plugs? No, I'm seeding my plug time for this rap song. Okay, here we go. And it is a rap about my plugs. So it's gonna be A, A, B, B, Aaron,

you're gonna pay off what I say. Okay. Mm-hmm. Well, my name is Adel, and I'm here to say. It's a rap about my plugs. So it's gonna be a a b b b a and you're gonna pay off what I say. Okay. Well my name is Addle and I'm here to say. It's rep about my plugs. Time to end this podcast at the end of the day. I eat too much food, feeling pretty poopy there. Um, see you next time. We're off to Neptune. Oop's Jupiter! Hey, you rascal, rascal.

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