Hey Riddle Riddle - #71: Kid Friendly Episode (really!)

Episode Date: November 27, 2019

For the first time ever, we have an episode that’s safe for kids. You can listen to this on the way to Thanksgiving with your children! You’re welcome! There are pirates, penguins, and a kid friendly JP Riddles. We also have a very special sandbox featuring Sandy’s son, Ezra. THERE IS A REAL KID ON THIS EPISODE!!!! Starring:Adal RifaiJohn Patrick CoanErin KeifEditing by: Casey ToneyTheme by: Arne ParrottLogo by: Emily Kardamis & Emmaline MorrisWant more? Get Weekly Bonus Eps on Patreon!Want merch? Visit our TeePublic Store!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is a Riddle Riddle and Chaboy Puzzbot. I'm JPC. And I'm Aaron Keefe. And this is Hey Riddle Riddle and Chaboy Puzzbot. I'm JPC and I'm Aaron Keith. And this is Hey Riddle Riddle. And the reason that we brought Puzzbot in here is we had to kick Adelaide because we are doing our first ever Grammy-friendly. Oh, sorry. Drumroll please. Drumroll please. Drumroll please. Drumroll please. Drumroll please. Drumroll please. Drumroll please. Drumroll please. Drumroll please. Drumroll please. Drumroll please. Drumroll please. Drumroll please. Drumroll please. Drumroll please. Drumroll please. Drumroll please. Drumroll please. Drumroll please. Drumroll please. Drumroll please. Drumroll please. Drumroll please. Drumroll please. Drumroll please. Drumroll please. Drumroll please. Drumroll please. Drumroll please. Drumroll please. Drumroll please. Drumroll please. Drumroll please. Drumroll please. Drumroll please. Drumroll please. Drumroll please. Drumroll please. Drumroll please. Drumroll please. Drumroll please. Drumroll please. Drumroll please. Drumroll please. Drumroll please. Drumroll please. Drumroll please. Drumroll please. Drumroll please please. Drumroll please. Drumroll please. Drumroll please. Drumroll please. Drumroll please. Drumroll please. Drumroll please. Drumroll please. Drumroll please. Drumroll please. kids. Don't hide the wife. Memes from 10 years ago. And come and come enjoy a riddle episode that the whole family can enjoy. Yes, that's right. Everyone can gather around the earth and enjoy this just like

FDR's famous speeches. We know that you are on your what we what? Remember FDR? No, Puzzbott. We're young. I thought bot were young I thought we were a young kid episode. Yes This is targeted toward kids towards kids FDR is cool in hip no don't talk about FDR talk about Thomas the tank engine Yeah, talk about Thomas the tank engine Daniel tiger how many Daniel tigers does it take? To kill no no to may love I was made a Daniel Tiger song that's like, parents come back.

What? I've grownups will always come back for you. Sensing inappropriate contents. No, like parents who left. Yeah, they... Shutting down episodes. Is that for kids who are like left alone in a store or something? Yeah, or like when they go to school.

Oh, oh. Like don't wear your parents are gonna come back to come get you. Would it be okay if I did a wrap for kids right now for what to do in an emergency? Absolutely. Yes, now that's what I call a wraps. Hey kids, it's JPC. If you find yourself in a JCPenney's,

here's what you do if your parents go away. Walk to the front of the store, find a man in a suit with a really tall hat. He's a chauffeur. Now get dropped all the sounds for the pizza. Slurping down. This sounds like a really fun kids movie. Searching man in the house. It's like a chauffeur to kid have an adventure around New York City. Searching man in the hat. Curious George popular with kids. Paw Patrol popular with kids Paw Patrol. But don't forget mom patrol.

She deserves just as much credit. Paw Patrol or Papa smooth. Oh, I am dumb. I was I was made to do two things, solve riddles and feel pain. It's the day I'm all out of riddle. Puzzbott get get out of here. Everyone out all back.

It's the day before Thanksgiving. You're probably driving in a Subaru to see your family and upstate Washington. It's a Wednesday. It's a Wednesday. You left work early, you're driving, you're gonna go to a bar in your hometown, see some high school friends, have some.

Did you say go to a bar in your hometown? Yes. Hey guys, it's me. Hey, addle. Hey, addle. It's so good to see hometown? Yes. Hey guys, it's me. Hey, Adel. Hey, Adel. It's so good to see you, truly. Are you guys ready for me to cuss? No.

No, Adel, this is a. So this is a family friendly kid approved episode of Hey Rettle Rettle. Wait, kid tested mother approved? We couldn't get kids to test their labor laws. Let's prevent the guests from using what we love to because their cells are so malleable. Adel's just throwing out everything he knows about kids right out of the game.

All the buzzwords he knows about your kids. Everything Adel does about kids is from commercials for breakfast cereals. So what's interesting about our show is some kids have accidentally listened to it. I think we have accidentally a pretty young listener base. Yeah. They've taken us to court. And the judge said that we needed to do one episode, at least, where we don't do any swearing or. Nope. Thank you. Remember there was a one listener who was like a little boy and his mom sent us a fan art he made of us and he drew me blonde and I was like, nobody tell him.

He drew me blonde. Let me be blonde and he said. That's the one thing that stayed with you. Yeah, I just was like, oh, that poor little boy doesn't know I have brown hair. Drume blonde sounds like something a pirate would say, either in a game of cards or a gunfight. He drew me blonde.

It also sounds like a grandpa trying to recall who Drew Barrymore is. Who's that, Drew Me Blond? Drew Me Blond, Jerry Jangel. I wanna, before we get into some riddles, I wanna see a scene, and you are two pirates, but there's a kid on board today. So you can't be as, yeah, okay you get it as you usually are.

Wendy can we be honest with you? Err Wendy come above deck here. Okay. And I said deck. Mm-hmm. So you know me and uh scars guard here. My name is Peter scars guard. Yard my name Alex's scars. Some people call him Alexander. We're so tall. So tall and so nor... We wanted to ask you, you know that all of our pirate guards, you know, raggedy and very disheveled.

Could you teach us how to sew with these? Teach us how to sew with these. You need to sew my know how to sew? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. No, we saw your kid, you had a little kid. We saw your little kids. We saw a thimble, we'd never seen that before. We tried to drink our pirate rum out of it,

and it all spilled out the side. Well, that's Tinkerbell's chair, thimble. Oops, oh, well, it's also her throw-up bucket, because she's been very not at the ship. Let me check my pockets where Tinkerbell... Well, oh, I heard a crunch, but don't worry kids that was just a bunch of crunch. Pirates love bunch of crunch. Oh they're Tinkerbell she's coming on to the ship. We could take them like a pumpkin, do we go bacon? That's a Jiggerbell.

Also that's not a Tinkerbell, that's Wickerfrell. Wickerfrell. Wickerfrell's not her balance. That's Wickerfraile. Wickerfraile. Wickerfraile's not doing well. That's Tinkerbell's sister. She's been very sickly. Oh, like a duck alarm. I'm only doing it when you're doing duck alarm. She talks like a star one.

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But first, I figured since a lot of kids who are new to this episode, hello, keep a quick reminder, I'm Aaron. That's JPC and that one's at home. I'm pointing to them. So your kids is as good as mine. Thank you. And from feedback we've received, our voices are identical. Yeah, people truly think that though. That's wild. I think it's because we say the same insane stuff.

Yeah. The same sort of chaotic, I'm being with your bad news. I'm being with your bad news. I'm being with your bad news. So I figured we would go over some just of the classic kid riddles. And I'm going to rapid fire read them and you're going to say them in unison. Are you ready? We're going to say the riddles and unison are the answers. The answers. Okay. That's going to be almost impossible. Kids put on your Ash Gash bagash, grab a little plastic chair and switch to studio.

When was the last time you saw our Meta talk to a kid? Oh, I want to say a Christmas story. You want to say that over? That's the accurate. Yeah, so everybody, Adela and I are already wearing our thinking caps. So you make sure that you put on your thinking caps because these riddles are going to be difficult. You're all in the car together, and you're all gonna shout out the answers. Are you ready, Liz?

Nothing parents like more than shouting in the car. And kids, if you can, if there are no childlocks on the windows, try to throw your shoes or write out the words. Yeah, everyone, even if you're not going to do it, just in this moment, lower your window just a little bit,

see your parents get a little nervous. And even if you're like 14. And kids, if you're in the car with your parents, doesn't fast food sound pretty good? Oh, I think I'm like Donald's happy meals. We probably want McDonald's. Yeah. Right? Would your parents, now I don't know if your parents would be into that, maybe you could

persuade them. Also there's a couple in a car right now listening to this and I'm sure and they're both like, what have we got McDonald's? This is not just for kids. And kids, if you're thinking, well, we're going all the way to Thanksgiving dinner right now, it wouldn't really be fair to get McDonald's. Remember, your parents have to eat your grandma's

nasty cooking too. So they have extra incentives if they want to get McDonald's. I think I speak for this whole car right now, what I say. Where about to get McDonald's? We don I speak for this whole car right now. What I say, we're about to get McDonald's. We don't want that dry turkey. Uh-uh. So don't go to Burger King and get dry turkey. So tweet at us and send us your photos of the McDonald's. You are about to get in the

middle of this episode. Chef Mike, if you are listening to this, come on the podcast, whatever you like. All right. Are we ready? Mm-hmm. Yes. Ready. What has one head, one foot, and four legs? Two, snakes. Pfft. Pfft.

What has one head, two feet, one foot, one foot, and four legs? One head. I want to say, beer. Glossy beer. I want to say, root beer. Sully's competition in Monsters Inc. That little sticky-bushemy thing. One heaven.

And kids, don't forget. Kids, don't forget. Look up Steve Bushemy. Do an image search on Google. Good night. Have a good night. Kids, go to industry or sleep tight. I have a little Steve Bushemy thing.

Go to any adult's phone. Shout Siri image search Steve Bushemy. And just see what happens to my Siri, go up. Aaron, this is great kids content. I, it is so, the little Steve, we should be paying. The funniest. Is it a ruler? No.

It has one head, one foot, four legs, four legs, a race. No. And you want to add a lot of, to answer these into you to say. Yeah, some of these, you're going to tell. No. And you wouldn't have an ally to answer these excuses. You know, some of these, you're going to tell. Oh, you said in unitards, Mommies, you said to this? This tumbling class is good for kids of all ages.

Yeah, never met someone who did a crime who could also do a handstand. I did a, I did tumbling class when I was a, Never mind, that's a young child. He did, uh huh. I know a dimi plie. That's ballet. Demi and a jui-bae.

He's great on Twitter. It's all the same. Tumbling is ballet. Tumbling is pre-ballet. Oh no. I was doing summer solts. Hold up, that's gonna be kids. This is gonna be our first just asleep stop.

You think tumbling is pre-ballet. Yeah, why not? Well, a lot of people like that. We have great dancers also, they do gymnastics. You can't argue with apathy. They make football players do gymnastics too.

Do ballet class. Did you know Jean-Claude Bendaume was a ballet dancer to get better martial arts? Well, I do now. Did you know that Dirk Nouvezky took ballet? No. He's the lead singer for Lent Biscuit, right? That's correct. Fred Durschavitsky took ballet? No. He's the lead singer for a lit biscuit, right? That's correct. Fred Dursch, some Vivics B.

Um, JPC, if we add a $25 Patreon tier, will you take swing dance classes with me and then someone will film us? I would love to. I love swing dancing. Swing dancing is so fun. Okay. I want, if we create a $25 year, it should be it should be a $21 tier because kids love 21 pilots. Okay, $21.21 pilots. Wait,

did you say if we create that tier, you two will take swing dancing and I'll know because this is what I want is stock. If I want your commentary, running under the desire of good save. You didn't even let me if you let me finish my sentence What if you know kids if you're listening respect everyone you do a podcast with oh And kids if you're listening just to give you a visual I'm 25 JPCs 25 and Addles 104 I got a can't curse can't curse Aaron. Mm curse. Aaron, you're a bully and a coward. You can't be both. You can't be both. Well, you can.

You just don't leave the house often times. I've seen comments, sections. That bully won't leave the house, but truly don't bully anyone. And if you do have it be something like awesome, like at least say something awesome. Kids, if you have a sleepover or a summer party, don't just make one of your friends film it. Can I let everyone sleep and have fun? Since this is a kid-friendly episode, I would like to tell you this. So, Mariah and I went to see a movie in Skokie.

There is a noodles and company right by the movie theater, so we went to the noodles and company. I think I was frightening it a couple of times a while ago. And inside of this noodles and company, there were two tweens on a date. And then there was also that came into the Newtleson company, like another tween who was just there with their parents like getting dinner. And I was like, and they didn't look at each other and notice each other. But I was like, I love this situation. How awkward is it if you're like on like a tween date? Like obviously someone drove you to the movie theater and dropped

you off here. And then they're to see twin wolf. They're here to see twin wolf. And then you see like a classmate who, like I don't know if, did you have a go on dates when you were kids? No. Not like kids, but like 12, 13, 14, like. Oh yeah, maybe one or two. Oh sure.

Somewhere in that range where you can drive your, you were like depending on someone else for a ride. How awkward would it be if you ran into like another person from your class with their family? Like Mariah and I were talking about how embarrassing that would be. And I was another person from your class with their family? Like Mariah and I were talking about how embarrassing that would be, and I was like, if I knew what I knew now about how none of this matters

and embarrassment's not a real thing and whatever no one will remember this, I was like, I would love to be the person there with my family and then just go up to their table and be like, hey guys, how's everything going? Brought you a sprite to just that enjoy the night. Obviously, Jason, I'll see you in class on Monday. Melissa, you look wonderful.

But the whole time I'm not making any eye contact with them, just looking up. I'm rooting for the two of you. This was sort of a wheel day, won't they? That I'm happy to see you as well. I talked to Dennis at the front. He said, try the meatballs. Don't know if that's remained to you,

but thought I'd drop that little piece. Let me enjoy Toy Story 4. Have a wonderful evening. I am here with my mom, Denison Marie. You may... Oh, that's amazing. Okay, anyway, I don't know the answer to this riddle. It's very hard.

The answer is... A bed! Oh. answer is a bed. Oh, hand of a bed. One foot, yes. The foot, the four legs. The four legs. That's a good one. If you were done this on the podcast before, too.

We should have known that. Next riddle that we've done. All right, kids, thinking caps back on. I know, to be fair, this is like, reruns of friends. If we haven't, if we haven't, remember them. They're new to us.

Could we be any more podcast? So real quick, mom and dad pull over the car right now, turn yourselves into the backseat to face your children and just get a glimpse of what their faces look like. Do they paint this? I imagine they do. They are not listening, they're all in their individual iPads. Looking at CB Shemmi's face.

Looking at CB Shemmi's face. Screaming. In console level. What? What are them saying? Yeah, boardwalking par. He's a guy with boardwalking par. How could he possibly pass for James Gennepine's cousin?

There's no way. They're thinking. Says the kid. Are we ready? Yes. Did you hear the joke about the roof? Okay, give us a minute to unpack this. Do we hear the joke about the roof? The joke about the roof. It had me in shingles. It was rough. Oh wait. The one about the roof is patchy. A car. It, um, it trips, made me look tears out of my eyes. Um, you're the joke about the roof. Oh, it blew the lid off the place.

Uh, finally answer. You're on about the roof. You have one of the words, right? It slays me, slays build a cell. You know, blue, you're on about put the roof red roof in? No, are you ready? Give us a hint. I have a very non-kid friendly story about a red roof in that I won't share that in our next episode. Don't say it, but mine it to us. Oh, no. Kids just, you know, he was dribbling a basketball while eating some laughing That image on my head now.

You should never dribble a basketball while you eat because of germs. Always wash your hands before you touch your food. Can you do it your rap about washing your hands? Yeah. Boom boom. Hey kids, it's JPC and I'm back with another rhyme. If you're gonna eat some chips of bread, you better wash your grind. Get your hands put them under a sink and sink,

have a birthday as you soap. And if you don't sink while you drink, you're gonna be dope. Now grab the basketball and throw it in the car with a man in the hat and you're gonna go far. You're gonna drive him to the basketball court, say, one on one, it's me, you get a squirt, squirt's his name. Or is it, we don't know, we never learned his name.

Always learn a man's name. A man's name. Wash your hands. Wash your hands. Wash your hands. Did you hear the joke about the roof? It blew. It blew.

This one's more of a joke than a riddle. They're all jokes and riddles. Did you hear the joke about, I didn't hear it. I'm on top of it. I'm gonna go on the roof. Never mind, it's over your head. Funny joke about a roof. Okay, use that in school. Use that on a teacher. Use that on a teacher.

And kids don't have a little little talk down to you. Yeah. It'll be condescending to you. Stand up for yourself kids. And if you have the chance between doing something smart, doing something safe and doing something fun, always choose the fun. Yeah. And could you probably heard your parents talk about condescending rice? She was a very important person. In the early 2000. Politically?

I did not care for Uncle Bade's tone. That's a condescending rice. Oh. There's, oh. I just, it's become so increasingly clear to me today how much sleep Jake was being asked and how little sleep I've gotten in comparison to Jake because I think it was 100 years

until it's been under, under, under, under, under, under, that Uncle Benjo. Wasn't Uncle Ben killed in the, the, the rice of verse? Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. I need to go back to bed to be ready for this. Okay. Are we ready? the the rice of verse.

I need to go back to bed to be ready for this. Okay, are we ready? Yes. How many letters are in the alphabet? It's all of them. Nope. How many letters are in the alphabet? Oh, there are no letters in the alphabet. Alphabet is numbers.

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven. How many letters are in the alphabet? I'm keeping. Each your breakfast go to heaven. 11. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven. How many letters are in the alphabet? Each or breakfast go to heaven. Eleven. If you're not religious, fine. Just know hell is real on time. What?

Hell knows what I meant to say. Saved it, adult, you're okay. Okay. Adela is having a really hard time in this episode. No, no, no, Aaron, I'm having a midlife crisis. I'm like, a hundred and an hour. Wow, you're gonna live a long time. Wow.

Um, I got Mel Brooks disease. They don't know who that is. Sure they do. I have no, they don't know who that is. She created young Frankenstein. Oh my gosh. I can't do this everybody. I unfortunately have milk, Gibson disease.

Well, you think about how many letters are in the alphabet? It's a disease that's only gonna affect me when I turn like 50. I'll have a fine, happy life, bobo. Sure. I'm sorry, Google 26 letters. How many letters are in the alphabet? Is it the word the alphabet? Cause that's like 12 or seven. Three or eight. Whoever gets Google 26 letters. How many letters are in the alphabet? Is it the word the alphabet?

Because that's like 12 or seven. Three or eight. Whoever gets this, my words. Wait, O would be THE. Nine. L, P, N, J, B, E, T. 11. 11. I said 11, like a thousand times.

He said 12, like a hundred times. Oh, kids, also, speaking of alphabet, if you haven't, if you have cable at home, order alpha, B, E, T, it at home order alpha BET is like BET but better Yeah, it's the better version of BET alpha BET BET plus fun job for kids. I love it They know what all of this that's something for your uncle Kids get your parents phone open any app in app purchases All right here. This is a new challenge for anyone who really wants to do this challenge.

Okay. I need to hold my breath for a minute. Nope. Yep. I need you to sing the alphabet, but take liberties with the order in which the letters go. But I can't reuse letters. No, you can't reuse letters. And I can't accidentally spell curse words.

Yep. Got it. 26. Mm-hmm. 26. B in LPGYXSTR A B- No, ah! Okay, that's not as far as I could go. I think I used B again.

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They spell cold. Oh, is this like cold like cough or cold like temperature? Temperature. Temperature. Well, you think about it. I'd like to see a scene. You're two penguins and you're talking about the weather because it's been a little cold lately. Okay. Granks, granks, granks, granks, granks.

Hey, Robert! Hey, Steven! Do you call me Steven? Oh my God, does your name match Steven? Oh boy, do you not know my name? Okay, hold on. We went to... I- we went to high school together.

I know, wait! But they would always read your name as Steven or... Oh my God, am I making fun of our teacher's speech impediment? I think you are. Which you should never do. I feel like such a fool, please, tell me your name. My name is Strieven. And what's my name?

Your name, I forget. You forget. I do, I could get you. It is, but it is cold. My brain is not working as fast as it typically does. It's unseasonably cold. I know, it's March. Hey, can I ask you a question?

Yeah. Is that Morgan Freeman over there watching us? Let's see if, let's see if he narrates. It seems like it is. Do something and let's see if he narrates here. Okay, let's get it, let's hold hands. Okay, let's hold hands. The penguin's held hands.

That's Morgan Freeman. No, Morgan Freeman would have a hotter take than that. Yeah, okay, well, it's just giving me a little time. And then they started dribbling the basketballs. Not until we wash. Happy birthday to me. Happy birthday to me. Happy birthday to streamin'.

Let's kill Batman. Let's kill Batman. See, that was fun. Yes, hey, Aaron, great Morgan Freeman. That was a wonderful one. You do better. No, I would never attempt it. Was that sarcastic? I thought it was a good Morgan Freeman. Hey, Aaron, great Morgan Freeman. That was a wonderful one. You do better. No. I would never attempt it. Was that sarcastic?

I thought it was a good Morgan Freeman. Oh, really? You did a dry. You did it off a nothing. I give me a celebrity that kids would know and I'll do an impression of it. Louis Anderson. Yeah.

Kids don't know who that is. First spring kids. Kids watch baskets. It's what you're supposed to do. I'm gonna keep, I'm not gonna give up until you give me a name Okay, Jonas Nick Jonas. Yes, yes I'm a sucker for you

Aaron singing and if Jonas can you replace sucker with dumb dumb? Can you replace for you with suckers? Okay, got it. That's what I do. I'm a dumb dumb person. What else? How about Haley Steinfeld? Sorry, Haley, da da da, and Seinfeld. Haley, um, um, okay.

Okay, I got it. Okay, I got it. Okay, I got it. Okay, I got it. Yes. Um, um, um, what's the deal with being like most girls? Okay, and can you replace most with suckers? I hate it here.

Aaron, who do you think, who do you think the top three kid celebrities are? Not, not celebrities who are kids, but the celebrities that kids would know or appreciate? JoJo Siwa. Is that a real person? Did you mean to say Jason Momoa? I said, I know. Jon Siwa. Yeah, I meant to say Jason Momoa.

Shoot the rock. I think I know who the rock is. Yeah. John Cena just came out with a kids movie. He was in that like fire fighter movie. I don't know if it did well. Well, he also had that movie. Now you can't see me.

Now you don't. What is happening? And then third, the most popular celebrity with kids would have to be Jesse Eisenberg. Kids love social network. Kids love, what do kids love? And then third, most popular celebrity with kids would have to be Jesse Heisenberg. Kids love social network. Um, kids love. What do kids love? Aaron Sorkin. Aaron Sorkin.

He speaks for kids. Baby Shark. Borex. Oh, kids love baby sharks, don't right? I think, yeah, no babe, like you play that in front of a baby. Did someone say baby shark? Oh boy. Puzz-pot.

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I could use a juice box in a nap. Okay, go to sleep. Is it get pre-sun a juice box? That's a really great question, but we don't have time to do another riddle right now. Puzzbot, we have to go to a break. So kids, you think about that and we will get an answer to your riddle right after this break.

Is it Capri's son, a juice box? Why was I made to feel pain? Hey, GPC. Hey GPC. Uh, uh, yeah. You're not in trouble. I just need help. I'm, um, pranking, GPC. Uh, uh, yeah. You're not in trouble. I just need help. I'm, um, Prinking at all. And I'm setting up a website to print them. Um, can I just need some advice?

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and create passive income stream that engages your audience and scales your brand, design your products and production and inventory and shipping are handled for you, saving you time and money. What is happening? Okay. Wait, what's going on with that all?

Oh, nothing, nothing. I'm just setting up a very normal square space website, not a prank thing, new, and he's gonna tune you. And I'm gonna use analytics, use insights to grow my business and learn where my site visits and sales are coming from. That's pretty cool. I'm going to improve my website and build marketing strategy based on top keywords, our

popular products and content on my prank website, the prank site. Whoa, that's awesome, Aaron. I'm glad you're using Squarespace. Did you say what the website was for? I can't remember what the website was for. The website was for. Prank. for. Frank. With Squarespace. You can connect to your store to Vedent Third Party tools to extend the functionality of your website.

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Wait, I've been pranked. But how? I don't know This show is sponsored by BetterHelp. Hey Adel and JPC, thank you for meeting me in the middle of the woods here. I am sort of at an empath. I can't decide whether or not to go this way or this way. I'm having a hard time choosing a path. You know, there never truly is a middle of the woods. Isn't it funny to think about something like that? Like, have there never truly is a middle of the woods. No, this is the middle. Okay, this is it.

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Hmm and better help is entirely online so it's designed to be convenient flexible and suited to your schedule I've been using it for several years and it suits the way that my brain works way better than traditional therapy ever did and When Aaron says traditional therapy just so everyone's clear what she means is tricking two of her friends to coming to the middle of the woods Even though there isn't truly the concept of the middle of the woods Isn't that fun to think about? All you have to do is just fill out a brief questionnaire to get matched with a license Therapist and you can switch therapist at any time for no additional charge. Hey Aaron a JPCs putting down bread crumbs And then immediately picking them up and eating them Dirty bread crumbs crumbs and then immediately picking them up and eating them. Mmm, dirty bread crumbs.

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Why did you give me a whole TED talk? Please, just shut me down. We watched the movie TED, a kid's movie. Couldn't have gone to the bear. What was that silver wave we were just on? I'm on a wee drinker, Capri-Son. Richard Gears hair. And you know the rumor?

You were so awake. You know the rumor about Richard Gears, right Capri-sen. Richard Gears hair. And you know the rumor? You were so awake. You know the rumor about Richard Gears, right? Uh-huh. Yes. That he didn't have to audition for Dr. T and the women offer only. Offer only. Wow. Kids, if you grow up, offer only.

When you grow up, what? Oh no, Puzzbott has overstated his welcome welcome. Alright, get out here Puzzbyt, we want Adelback. I can't believe I'm saying that, but we do. We want Adelback. Kids, you will grow up. Aaron, do you have, do you have it at the riddle for a, I do. I'm before that grow up grow up your kids. We're going to go to JPC Advice for Kids Corner. Do do do. Bop, bop, bop. Hey kids, welcome to JPC's Advice for Kids Corner.

Now I did not get to pick the segment name, but it all fits on the sign. Oh, guess I'm looking at the sign behind me that's not fit on the sign. Anyway, it doesn't matter. Today's episode, we are going to give you a special piece of advice about grandparents. In order to do that, I've got my grandparents in the studio now.

Please, my grandparents, go ahead and introduce yourself. Where am I? My name is Ray PC. Okay, so that's what we're working with. So kids, we're working with. And I'm JP Lady. So remember, whether your grandparents are a Ray, PC, or JP Lady, it's always best to treat them

with respect and kindness, but do not, and I repeat, do not suffer their insolence. So if they start talking, But I need my insolence, please. If they start talking about some old-timey boomer, you know, real hardcore, maybe quasi-racist type of thing. You call those great parents out. You ruin Thanksgiving.

Please. My insulin's pleased. It's in that bag over there. You'll get your insulin's when I say it, Ray PC, which by the way, I don't think is your real name. I think you're trying to build off my brand. All right, kids, that's enough for a JPC's kids corner. And remember, never let a relative slide.

And let's go to Aaron's Kids Corner. Boot-do-doot-doot-doot-da. Hey, kids, here's my hot take on being a kid. Nickelodeon shows move too fast, and their content is not as good. Disney shows have great music, and they're a little gentler, but the best shows are the PBS shows.

I'm talking Peg Plus Cat. I'm talking all the other PBS shows, Daniel Tiger. Real gentle on your brain. Don't watch shows that aren't gentle on your brain. You'll grow up super messed up. Addle, Addle's kid corner. Batatat, hey kids. Batatat.

Here's a little advice from Uncle Addle. Well, guess I'm a hundred and four. It's not Uncle, but see dick, dick, dick, dick. Here's a little advice from Uncle Adel. I guess I'm 100 and forwards, not Uncle, but see you, Penny, pick it up. Now you have a weapon if someone picks on you. That's right. I don't think Adel's ever met a kid and that's becoming increasingly clear to me.

No, that's right, because as we all know, I've seen drawings. No. Money is the greatest weapon. For sure. Unbelievable. Well, okay, I have a riddle. That's a kid's riddle. So what the tons of riddle?

Submitted by a kid. This is submitted by a kid. Yeah, this is but submitted by Brendan who has a kid. Hi, been loving the podcast since he first started and inspired me to start making up riddles with my kids whenever we are traveling around in the car Quick reminder everyone in the car right now wants McDonald's just go. Yeah, the double cheeseburger is only a dollar and just reminded this episode is Sponsored by McDonald's and Disney plus go Disney plus my six year olds first riddles were kind of out there like you would expect Riddle.

The McFlurian. So there's two here. Riddle, you are in a room with no windows in the door's locked. It's like a baby Lori and Mcdaddle's crossover, the McFlurian. Anyone? I did not sleep well last night. You're in a room with no windows in the door's locked. All you have is a flower and a hammer. How do you get out?

Okay, you're gonna cover the hammer and flower, get some pinko crust on that, put in the oven for 325. Bam, you got donkey hammer. And in the morning, you find a kid wrote this room. Here in a room with no windows in the doors locked, All you have is a flower and a hammer. How do you get out? So there is a door, ostensibly. I mean, you take that hammer and you slam through the door. But we have to think like a kid who kids don't have much upper body strength. Eat the flower, that way you can shoot fireballs.

Yeah, you get into white overalls. You pick fireballs out of your nose. Eat the flower, shoot the white, and then the fireballs will bounce all around get into white overalls. Yeah. You pick fireballs out of your nose. Eat the flower. Shoot the white bottom on my mouth. And then the fireballs will bounce all around the room doing okay, hit by those. So you think the noise for when you get a flower is, bam bam bam bam. Yeah.

I think you're thinking of underground levels. The underground levels. You know when you get to mushroom and it's like, bo do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da with the hammer. And who wrote this? If I hold on, there's a great one that she wrote. But just recently she came up with a doozy and it blew my mind so I had to share it. Since he preferred handwritten scanned riddles, I made her write it out. It's a riddle from his daughter and it's great. Are you ready? Yes. What is as hard as a carrot and as soft as a pillow? Okay, I need a second. This is the kids episode. It's as hard as a carrot and as soft as a pillow.

And this is a kid's episode. Okay. Soft as a pillow makes me think of Stuart Scott. Kids love Stuart Scott around the horn. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

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And maybe that's gonna help us. Let me out. So inside out situation. Oh, your anger. Yeah, okay. Your disgust. Who are you? Oh, she's talking about it in the inside out world. your anger in your disgust. Who are you?

Oh, she's talking about it in the inside out world. You don't know inside out? Oh, it's Kevin Klein. No, that's in and out. Fiscal welcome. No, inside out is the one where your brain is controlled by these like personality. Yeah, I'm indicating rules of brain or something.

So I'd be anger, you'd be depression and Aaron would be like type two diabetes. Oh my God. Oh man. I wish that inside out, we're sick this is as well. We're just disease. I have the emotion anger. I'm cancer. And I'm slowly realizing JPC called me depression.

What to do with it? Wow, if you weren't depressed, you would have realized that way faster. Let's see. Heart is a carrot, soft is a pillow. Part is a carrot, soft is a pillow. Let us a feather, stiff is a board. A ghost. Part is a carrot. Is carrot spelled with a k or a c?

C. Kids can't spell the carrot. Part is a carrot, soft is a pillow. Is it a present tattoo? Is it a baby carrot? Is it carrot cake? Is it something I can eat? Yes.

It is something I can eat. Part is a carrot, soft is a pillow. Is it something that wouldn't like cooked in a different way, changes texture? Okay, okay, so a carrot. Yep, a cooked carrot. What's the case he liked that was? That rules, girl's name.

They didn't give her name because I think that we should learn her name because she is our new president. She's her new president. Yeah, she's got my vote. Move over, come on Harris. Well, thank you to you and your daughter for the awesome riddles.

Is that Brendan or Brandam? Brandam. Okay, his name's Brandam. Brandam, thank you so much and thank your daughter for those awesome riddles. I hope she enjoys this episode where she got to hear her own riddles. So of course she wouldn't,

because she knows the answer. So this episode, not for your daughter. Now, that's the only daughter that we know who's listening to the show. So maybe it was for your daughter. Okay, Brandam, you got this over know is lessons to the show. So maybe it was for your daughter. Okay, Brandon, you got this over a barrel here. What do you want? I know what I want.

I want to see a scene. Oh, wait. I promise you'll like this and then we'll do your scene. I want to see a scene. I want to see JP Riddles at Thanksgiving dinner with his niece and nephew. And we'll see if JP's gonna do it. Ooh, this will be our biggest challenge yet. No, it won't it'll be my biggest challenge

You do you have to do nothing hi uncle JP riddles. Can you pass the rolls? Okay, pass the rolls And here's the keys to my rolls Royce just kidding. That's a lawnmower with lawn chairs arriving on top of it I call it my rolls Royce, but really what it is. It's a riding mower that I turn to a standing mower. Oh boy, what do you kids do in here? We're here for Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving, let's write, I said I'd host this year. We're thankful for you. My tree's a mess. All right, come up into the branches. Yeah, what is this, Jake? What is this tree? This is my apartment. At least this for my landlord. I'm a landlord's a squirrel, but he's got a big, great beard, so he's wise. Do you, Uncle JP riddles?

Uh-huh. We, we're, like my brother said, we're so thankful for you, so we thought we didn't want you to spend the holiday alone. Oh, that's very nice of you, but I'm never alone. I've got the ghost of my past haunting me wherever I go. Is this harp in the corner, your bed? That's a, that's a really good, that's a harpoon actually. And it's a, it's a, it's a Helix sleep harpoon.

Ain't nothing like a great night's sleep on a sharp rusty underwater fish sword. You'll have a whale of a night. That's nice. Uncle JP Riddle. Yes, what's up? Did you watch the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade? Yeah, did you watch the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade? Did you watch the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade? Yeah, did you watch the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade?

I did watch the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, but I gotta say that I was pretty dicey for me because me and Underdog have quite a rivalry. Oh, that's a loan? What's not the balloon, the man, the balloon's based on. The Underdog, you mean Sam Rockwell's acting career? I wonder you. Never mind, kids come up into the tree and I want to I want to tell you Now I'm glad that I just invited you and not your judgmental parents

But Thanksgiving is just judges. That's what their job is their judge Well actually technically they were both just barred or they should be when the court gets my letter But I did write it in squirrel blood, and I made my lay on Lord mighty mad, but I've been borrowing that from him, but I wanted to tell you kids what I'm thankful for this Thanksgiving. What Uncle JP? Can you read a swan lumps

that talks about what you're thankful for? I absolutely can't. I have prepared a swan lumps for this very occasion. Oh. Oh, swan lumps 159. His eyes are rolling back into his head to where it's only white Swan that's one fifty nine the man who fell out of the tree all things give me day Well it was a brisk and cold February morning That's redundant. No idea. Thanks. Give it a little

The old man of the tree decided that he had been a wise way. I wanted to see his niece and nephew and hope that they could maybe steal some money from the parents. So he said, I'm a Thanksgiving letter. And he said it to the school. So no one would find it. And the kids came unwittingly to the tree. Now the tree was not a load-married tree

because it's more of a shrub. And it's at the governor's mansion. And old man could not keep his weight balance in that tree And he plummeted right out and he smacked his head on the ground. Oh, but he was okay, right? Of course he was okay. He was telling the story in fact smacking his head on the ground He you went to the school nurse now the school nurse was the only nurse that would see him because he's not allowed back in the hospital And more because he would steal the penicillin And the school nurse took pity on him and she said you know what you need is uh you just need a

a nice place to stay and you said can I stay here in the school and she said well that would be horribly inappropriate and she called the police and he ended up staying in jail and so he spent his Thanksgiving February through April in a jail cell but you know what kids he deserved it. Oh, what a great story. You ready for Thanksgiving dinner? Yeah, we're gonna eat a live squirrel, get your squirrel forks! Wait, I'm coming for you, landlord! Uncle JP.

Uh-huh. Why does this postage stamp have wife written on it? Oh boy. Well, kids, it's about time you met old JP Rittles wife. This stamp? Uh-huh. She's a forever you met old JP Riddle's wife. This stamp? Uh-huh. She's a forever stamp. So she'll always stay young.

See. You did it. You did it. What's the scene you wanted to see? Um, I'm happy with what happened. Okay. And I just can't remember what the original riddle was that we just did. Oh, we did the care.

Care it. Um, oh, I do want to see a scene. Oh. This will be a fairly quick, but I just want to get Aaron involved. So Aaron, this will be a scene where you and JPC are husband and wife rabbits. And both of you have sort of reached your creative limits

in terms of how to cook carrots or what to do with them. Um, I um, wrap back more carrots for dinner. Okay, I guess let's see. I can mash them. Okay, we had mashed carrots like two nights ago. I don't really want to eat mashed carrots. I don't make them look like pasta. I make the carrots look like pasta. Okay, you make some more like...

I don't have a ton of time tonight though, babe, because we have to get all 80 of our kids to bed to bed and they like three of them have soccer Thank you. It's good to be noticed Name you yeah, we love that song. What's all our name? We already named you we named you when you were born Why don't you tell us your name? What do you forget? I'm tired. Yeah, go to bed.

No soccer for you tonight. Okay, you know what? Just this one night, just this one night. And we will not make it happen to us. No, let's just go to McDonald's. Okay, let's go to McDonald's. Let's get. It's all for 80.

For 82 rabbits. Oh, I'm going to McDonald's going to take your order, please. Hi, what do I want? We'll have four of those eggs that have the socks for the play place. Yeah. And I'm so sorry. Are you in a car?

What's that? Are you in a car? My motion detector is sensing no car. We are. We're in a Barbie car. We're in a Barbie car. We're in a Barbie car. Yeah. You're, I'm sorry, let me write this down. You're 80 rabbits at a Barbie car We're the Barbican rabbit in a Barbie car. Yeah, you're let me I'm sorry. Let me write this down

You're 80 rabbits in a Barbie car. That's not our order 80 rabbits in a Barbie car. You're 80 rabbits in a Barbie. Hey fat boy Slim I think you're really gonna like this song What would you dig it? What would you dig it? Hey the rabbit in a rapid car. I'm sorry. That's my bad Yeah, I will I will stop calling. Okay. Okay. Hey, hey, hey fat boy. It's an abrupt car. I'm sorry, that's my bad, yeah. I will stop calling. Okay, okay. Hey, hey, hey, hey, fat boy. It's me, your cousin. See that?

Oh my god. You know that new sound you're looking for? It's me, your cousin. Uh, Gary, Gary Slim. Gary Slim. Wait, you know what? I just thought. What?

How could we know that? He didn't answer one of the riddles earlier. Oh, no, which one? How can you spell cold with two letters? Oh, yeah, what do I mean? We didn't answer it. I didn't answer it People must be going crazy. I think you can answer that Yor is it you are it's icy I said I see what JPC said so we did answer it Oh never mind. He said I see and I And I said, ooh, that's great. And then Aaron looked up from her nap and said, no, I'm so lost. What the heck is happening? Am I okay? Probably no. We should clarify kids. We got up it. We got here into the studio at 9am.

Well, this is what happened. This is the longest day in Hey Rital history. It really is. This is funny because I get up every morning at 6am. So, I get every day to be like, no, this is what the issue is. So, last night I went to bed at like 11, and I was like, I'm gonna be so rested.

And I slept for a couple hours. And then my boyfriend's out of town right now for a long time and so I'm alone in our college. Well, the can is away, the mouse will sleep. Yeah, the mouse will just like eat pizza on the couch and like fart about. Oh, yeah. Um.

Let's give him something to fart about. But I was sleeping and then from my closet Let's give him something a fart about it. But I was sleeping and then from my closet, there was this insane, clang sound that I've never heard before. Oh, was it clang clang? I honestly think some sort of pipe, like moved or broke. And it was so scary to me and I had so much adrenaline

that I didn't go back to sleep after that. So I've been up since like one 30 in the morning. So kids, listen to this. If you hear a scary sound in the middle of the night, go into your parents' room, tell them that you are a fright. They will go investigate by opening the closet door. When they open, you will see that there's nothing to be scared anymore.

Yeah. There's nothing in the closet now. Yes. They get the closet now when they open you will see that there's nothing to be scared anymore Yeah, I think in the closet now. Yes, the closet now take that smile turn into a frown Open up your closet door. Oh, it's claying the clown claim the clowns a hungry clown The clay the cloud is not real kids. Okay, hold on Backpack back back back pedal backpack, backpack. So backpack, quick, click the cloud in your backpack. I wanna say, I'm medic. I wanna say I hung out with a bunch of kids in dairy. Dairy school?

Dairy main. Clang the clown lives in your backpack. Clang the clown is a protector. He's a good clown. He's a good clown. He's scary. He eats kids. No, kids meals.

He eats kids meals. Cause he loves the toys. Cause he loves McDonald's. Okay, okay. What? Clang, clang, clang, what the clown? The only way to forget about Clang the clown is to go into our last segment. Kids, we have a very special treat for you.

It's me, King the Clown! No, if not, Clang, get out of here. Get out of here. I'm always in your head. Clang the clown. Clang, you suddenly ruined this episode, Clang. Why was I made? Well kids, Splish Splash, we're going to the Sandbox.

And please do not splash the Sandbox, or splash sand with rated people's eyes. In order to get to the sandbox, we have a special guest in the studio, Sandy, welcome back. Welcome back. Yeah, thanks. This sandbox has no water policy.

I'm sorry. How do I get the sand to stick so it can make a castle? I'll talk later. OK. Yes, and famously, you can only play in the sandbox in the 30 minutes after you've eaten, right? That's right. And then, yes, between meals and swimming in the ocean full shots.

Perfect. Perfect. Come yourself and stand. This sandbox is a little bigger than it usually. Yeah, we have one more person in the sandbox. Oh, I brought my 10-year-old son, Esra. Okay. Well, let's lift up this blanket. Yes. Hello. Hi, Esra. Hello, Esra. Esra, you are the first kid we've ever had on the show. How does it feel? Oh, good.

Good. Ezra, on a scale of 1 to 10, how much do you like McDonald's? Keep in mind this episode is sponsored by McDonald's. A six. A six or seven. A six or seven. Hard to, thank you for your honesty. It's above average, so that's fine.

About six or seven. That's good. Yeah, we'll see. Okay, my friend hates it. Don't so that's fine. That's six or seven. That's good. Yeah, we'll say six. Okay, my friend hates it. Don't say that. Okay. Now, Ezra, you've heard the show before, right? What do you mean?

Hey, Redo Rotto, you've heard it before, right? Yeah. He clearly hasn't. He said, what do you mean? You're leading the witness. No, what, why are we on the show? Tell them, tell them how you like the show. Ezra, is that true?

Do you like her show? When you are, the first time you're on there, you tell them how you introduce me like the show. Ezra, is that true? Do you like her show? When you are the first time you're on there, you tell them how you introduce me to the show. Oh, that's right. I did tell the story the first time. Wow, so he is a fan. He does listen to the episodes, and he knows that his dad's already given a minute or so. I let him listen to my segments and nothing else. But...

Well, you'll be happy to hear that you can listen to this entire episode because we've recorded our very first kid-friendly episode So it's a family friendly and what's up and which curse words are you using the show for the kids? Shoot gosh, don't hurt scoops, he's scoops, he's got gosh, donut is one of our big ones Yeah, and we do say scoops he's scoops As we're I have a couple questions before we get into your puzzles. In this kid-friendly episode, we were talking about what celebrities and actors kids care about. Because I don't get making references to people who I'm pretty sure no one on the age of 20. Okay, I have one in my mind.

A lot of kids like this person, Marshmallow. Who's that? A DJ? He's a DJ. Did he do a set in Fortnite? Yeah. Yeah, I know. Okay, see, this is what I'm trying to learn and understand.

So anyone else off the top of your mind? As for this is your chance to make up any word. Or you will not know. They will believe you. What? He's like lying, I don't understand. And Ezra, I'm gonna give you some names, and you tell me, yes or no, in terms of

if they're hot with the, the youth's glory a gainer End of list Okay, and you're in the fifth grade. Yes, okay cool and you're 10 years old. Yeah, but but he doesn't know if you older Celebrities tell them one movie you watch last night You don't remember? No, I don't. With, it was called the general. Oh, yeah. Oh, wow.

With Busta Keaton. Oh, my gosh. Oh, wow. Okay. He's a huge, he's a huge, butt, buster head. Sorry. Is it the third time I watched that movie? I never want to correct a kid.

It's pronounced Busta rhymes. It's a Michael Keaton. Did you like it? Yes. It was the third time I watched it. Oh, wow. Or it's a Michael Keaton. Did you like it? Yes. It was the third time I watched it. Oh wow. Or it's like something like that.

That's incredible. My sister really likes it. Oh, we watch it when we go to our grandma's house because we just did. Yeah, but also we went to go see a buster Keaton festival that one time was over. Oh yeah. That's a really cool. Wow. Sounds like you got a really cool dad. And you're as younger than you?

Yes, she's eight. Okay, cool. And what celebrities does she care about? I guess you could say Taylor Swift. Okay, okay. I guess you could say that. I said JoJo Siwa, is that someone people care about? Do you know that?

That's obvious to know. Two kids care about JoJo Rabbit. Go. Isn't that like a movie? Sure. Yeah. Don't ever Google it. And Ezra, we heard that you have written some of your own

puzzles that you wanted to do on the show. Is that correct? Yes. OK. We took it off a style from my puzzle book. I was like, um, smart like, puzzles for smart people. Nice. You're in the wrong place.

Yeah. We started there and went and twisted. And he found the style we liked. Yeah, so we have free puzzle experts, Ezra, as your father knows. And we would love to try to beat your puzzles. So would you do us the honor of walking us through some of these?

Yeah. Here's an example. So we're going to get a number and then some initials and you need to figure out what those initials are. Here's an example. OK. 100 C and NM. Oh, OK, I see.

100 centimeters in a meter? Yes. OK. So there are 17 more on this page. You Just get ready. I think we've done this type So I think we have we have practical. I'm very ready. Some of these are very hard. So get ready. Um He's a very hard. Oh boy Seven C of the W Seven C of the W seven cats of the wild. No, seven come on

Seven cunders of the W seven cats of the wild. No, seven come on Seven conters of the world See of the W. Oh seven shows on the CW Seven comments of the world. Yeah Okay, got nailed it 20 so this is um strain uh 20 F and T on the HB 20 F and T is 20 F and T on the HB is 20 FNT on the HB. It's not a voice to men, Larry. What?

What? FNT on HB. I don't know. I'm not in a movie line. Is it 20 FNT? You never seen the movie voice to me. 20 FNT. FNT.

FNT. FNT. FNT. On the HB. Yes. 20 FNT on the HB. Let T. On the HB. Yes. Yes. Yes. On the HB.

Let's figure out what HB is first. The Hewlett-backered, the HB. I'm trying to think of what 20. I think 20 F and T will be the easier part. 20 fingers and toes on a hot body. You said F and B or T. F and T. T is your partner.

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J-F. One big red. One big and rich. One big red. Dice. No. And the last part is on the B on the G-F. On the J-F.

J-R. We are aggressively not listening. Why? We're so sorry. Big red something on the J-F. Yes. Okay. are so sorry. Big red something on the JF. Yes. Okay, JF. Big red.

Okay, JF. JF is a proper noun. J is a proper noun. Okay, John Favreau, not the after. Not the after. John. Is it a past, is it like John's? Is it not, oh is it just a proper noun?

It's just big red. What begins with the D? Oh, the big red digit. One big red, um, divot. One big red dot. Dot? Yes. One big red dot on the,

one big red dot on the, can't have spright. J.F. J.F. One big red dot on the juicy fruit. On the, John. No, that's not a proper name.

On the... J-J- What's got a big red dot on it? How did Ezra count into the show? Japanese flag. Swag. Yes, flag. One big red dot on the Japanese flag.

Ah! That's so good. That's fantastic. All right. Ezra, what's the next? 12 E in a D. 12 E in a D. 12?

12, erens in a day. 12? 12. The 12 erens of a day. 12 Easter's in a D. 12 E in a D, 12. 12 errands in a day, 12. The 12 errands of a day. 12 Easter's in a decade. Slavy spooky, scary. 12 Easter's in a decade. There's a couple years, there's two Easter's. 12 ease in a D's. 12 E words in a day.

This is actually pretty conventional. Is this a sort of measurement? Kind of 12. Huh. You want to give them a category or hint? Um, it's food-related. Quarant quote, frags in a dozen. Yes.

Very nice. A dozen cheaper by the. Okay, this one, dad printed wrong. Oh! Or this, at least he typed it up. At least he typed it up and printed something wrong that isn't supposed to be there. Oh, Ezra, you've queued into one of our favorite things on the show, which is calling out someone's error when it didn't need to be called that. And that brings us to our first ever, ugh, dad corner.

12 E on it. 12 E on it. What? Oh, I'm sorry. 2 E on on a F unless you're a C who's a lot I want to do with this one 12 To ease on an F unless you're a C. Yes two ears on a face unless you're a cat Do Casab 3 years yeah, no they don't unless you're a very question unless you're a one of those is right to Eyes on a face unless your cyclops Yes, dad typed it in eyes on a face unless your sense are

Does he not know the difference between the centaur and a cyclops has he listened to any of my magic tavern appearance? In his mind when he was typing it up, but he put a center Okay, and that's where I want to take a minute since you're talking about So it is mine when he was typing it up, but he put a centaur. Okay, and that's where I want to take a minute since we're talking about cyclopsies. How do you feel about clang the clown? What? Great.

That's all we needed. Also, what's your favorite mythical creature? Narval, Narval, Narval. Dragon? Oh, nice. That's great. Dragon's a great answer. Dragon's the best, and they love tacos.

That's a book. That's a magic tacos. Written by a former IO improviser, I can't say. Dragons are the best, and they love tacos. That's a book. The Magic Cacos. Written by a former IO improviser, Adam Rupin. Oh, this is all sorts of fun trivia. Okay, um, this one is easy, because you're most likely to get it. 12-I on a-r. 12-I, 12 inches.

On a ruler. Wow, nice. I told you that was easy. Yeah, you were right. Okay, this one is... Medium. I love the commentary on the difficulty. I'm actually glad they never do this for me for Red House.

The danger here is saying, like this one is easier than it stumps us and makes us look like fools. Yeah, it was easy. This is the medium. It's okay to get this one wrong. We always make air and eat spicy wings during all of our interviews.

Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. 52 WK on AP. 52 WK on AP. Well, weeks. 52 Week

DC University of New York. It's a separate word. WNP. No, W and K are seven. WNK. So 52 WK on a P 52 white keys on a piano nice Me this one is pretty much almost everyone

Everyone knows us on Oh, maybe 70 on a CHD no K 70 70 no K is part of it. Yes, it's impure that see 70 on a PhD CH no gang on a CHP CHD on a cafeteria Tell them what you'd get this We get this. Yeah, tell them what C stands for that'll be a good hint Chicago Chicago housing department Seven Seventy on a Chicago HD. Okay Chicago HD holiday

Chicago head department, Chicago. Seven. Seven. Seven teamsters. Seven. Seven teams. Seven teams? Yeah. What's the category, Ezra?

Well, yeah, give us a general category. Food. Seven. Toppings on a Chicago hot dog. No catch up. Please. Yes, that is correct. Toppings on a Chicago. And also Ezra, no collusion. No collusion, no collusion. No quid no ketchup, please. Yes, that is correct. Hot pings on a Chicago.

And also Ezra, no collusion, no collusion, no collusion. No quid pro quo. What does that mean? It doesn't matter. Use your collusion. Genshin roses. All right, Ezra. Okay.

Ezra is going into the bullpen. Ezra just showed me that to not do one. Don't do that one. No, I think you, I think you, I think Ezra, I think you wanted you to skip to that one. I think you wanted you to like, specifically use that one. Do you use the one he's making me go to? I think so. Yeah. I don't think so. Oh no. I could be misreading I could be misreading this situation completely. 8 p and the s s plus p. Whoa. 8 p in the s s plus p. 8 P 8 P in the SS 8 fool.

I mean, I don't want to say what the SS is. Sign felt sucks. 8 P in the SS Saturday Sunday. 8 8 8 pouches 8 points 8 points in this category. 8 P in the SS no. Know what? 8 P in the SS no 8P in the SSNO. Know what? 8P in the SSNO. 8P in the SS plus P.

Plus P. Plus P. Yeah, plus P. Plus. 8 periods in the school day plus. Well, here's a big hint. Okay, it used to be nine. Oh, pre-planetant solar system.

Plus Plobo. Plus Plobo. Yeah, we call Plobo Plobo. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Aaron said that with the most distate I've ever heard of it. Yeah, we call it. We call it. We call it. We call it. We call it goofy. Yeah, planet show.

Okay, what do you got for us? Um, that crossed the moral. Um, one. Go ahead. One B in a M's B. Usually. One V. One B. One B in an M's B usually. One V. One B. One B. One B in an M's B usually.

One burger in a McDonald's burger. Usually. This whole episode we've been trying to convince people to stop their road trips in a McDonald's, so anytime we can. Hey, why don't we? I've been seeing all these people who go through the drive-through ordering a McDonald's burgers and you're putting two burgers on them. That stops today.

That's a McDonald's. One. One basketball. And a Michael Borden. One, B, and an M, B. What was last one? One bedroom, and a. Master bedroom.

One, B, and M, B. M, B. M apostrophe, yeah. Yeah. So does M still stand for something? Mm-hmm. What's the category? One bite. No, a bunkey's the category.

We in the car, we couldn't think of a category this way. How about people? People. Sure. So is the M a proper noun? No. M's o. One?

None of them are proper. It's just like an M's B. And a maker's butt buzzard. One moment in a man's belief. No? No, it's good. You're documentary about you getting in shape. How about a little thing of a biology?

Would that be a good category? One brain. One man's body. One moat. What'd you say? Man's body. One brain in a man's body. One of those words is right.

Man's body. Body. No, no, it. One of those words is rain. Man's body. Body. No, that's not right. No, it's not right. Sorry. Body's close. One booger in a body's close. Monthly, it could be body frankly, it could be,

but it's more specifically some part of the body. Brain, but no. But, but, but, brain. Oh no, see, back.

Brain, back, but, Oh, no singing. Back? No. Back. But. Blood. No. Five alph, five. Let's give them the...

Give them the second B. Yeah. Tell them the second B. So that B and the M's be the belly. Belly. One baby and a mother's belly. Yes. Nice.

Unless it's Casey Casey knew that one. Multiple. Love it. One baby in the mother's belly. Beep, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop. Okay, okay. Okay, as we're selling secrets. Out of school. What?

Nothing. Six S on a G or four S on an L. Six S on a G. And the S is the same S. Six S on a G or four. S on an L. Six S on a G. And the S is the same S. Six S on a G or four. S on a L. Six legs on a Draft, four legs on a Lion. Ooh, that brings us to our first.

What are we doing? Six S on a G or four S. It's not L. Six S on a G. Six socks on a grandma. Six socks and four socks on a G. 6 socks on a grandma. 6 socks and 4 socks on a... on a... Lama on a lady.

6 S. 6 S on a G. 4 S on a NL. S on L. And you know what else? Here's another hint. 4 S on an L or a U. U Hall.

I just made it hard. Lemon or U-Hall, or... I don't think it's hard for them. We're so stupid. For S on an L. Six S on a G. Six. Tell me when you want to. Glove or leg or glove or leg part of this? No. No.

No. Is this food? No. Is this weather? No. What's the category? Get it just a category on this. Instruments. Instruments. No. Is this weather? No. What's the category? Can we get a grade this? Instruments.

Instruments. Six. Gs on an S. Strings on a guitar. Four strings on a loop. Loop. Yes. Or you can play with it.

Nice. Here's one that Dad wanted me to do. A hundred P and an F and F and G, but only one is L.S. 100 P. I hope you write this down because this is a long one. Okay, say it again. 100 P. Can you say it again?

On A. 100 P in an F and G, but only one is L.S. Only one is L.S. A hundred potatoes in a French night gown, but only one. Latter day, safe. But only one in S, what was it? But only one LS.

A hundred pennies in a freaking... 100, that told me this would be really easy for you. A hundred pounds. A hundred pounds. You said so. Wow. You said so. I like that. I said they would like it. 100 pounds in a 100p and an fng but only one natural growth.

But only one is LS. Only one in LS or is LS? It is. But only one is. Last Saturday. Oh, 100 puzzles. No. But only one is Leonard Skinnerd.

What? You're what? I want to be my new text tone on my phone. Is it? Is it? What? What? Is it 100 people?

It's close. People would work. It's sort of. It's a princess. 100 prisoners. No. No. More specific than people. Pote's peasants 100 hopes No 100 parishioners pirates. No

100 pirates in a gonna give them a category. Yeah. Yeah gaming gaming 100 players players in a Fort Knight game, but only one less standing That's why. That rule is Ezra. That's a rule. You guys want to get one? No, there's probably going to be one more of that rule. Okay, Ezra, we have enough time for one more of the rules.

Okay. Can you give us your last? Give us your best. This is the last one. Okay. Try to stump us. Okay. This is not as stumpable.

You almost likely get this. Okay. But this will probably rule over the four-night match. I hope so Three H of HR three H of three hosts of hey riddle riddle Ezra thank you so much. This was amazing that then made that last okay I love it. You've been giving your dad shade this whole time. Then you give it credit. Um, Ezra, do you have anything to promote or to plug? What do you mean? What great can people find you in? Ezra, what is there something that you've worked on that you would like people to listen to or find?

Or is there something that you would like to, um, Ezra, when our producer just met with you before the show, you gave us this card. It says you were in a podcast before this with your sister and dad called Zed. Yeah, the Zed show, yeah. The Zed show when you can find it on iTunes. Is that right? You want to tell them about it? How about you do that?

Okay. We made a podcast back when they were much younger where we had like, each episodes like eight to 10 minutes and we were just asking each other questions about the world. There's like 45 episodes and they're on, yeah, they're on all the iTunes. And you search ZED. Yeah, ZED show. There's a picture of the two kids dressed up and holding customs. Much like your puzzles, Ezra. ZED stands for something which is...

Zella, Ezra, Dad. Zella, Ezra, Dad. So check it out. Before you go, we at the end of the episode are going to promote things that are kid-appropriate to watch or to listen to or to read. So is there anything that you're watching right now or playing or reading that you want to recommend to the... I'm doing dualingo. Dualingo? Well, language.

Japanese. Nice. Very cool. Ezra, tell them about the switch, you just finished that you really liked. Oh, the return of the Obra-Din, it's a go. Ooh, I just bought that for Switch on the recommendation of Travis McAllory. So, name drop. What?

Better than you, Ezra. That's awesome. You've done 45 episodes of a podcast. That guy's done millions of episodes of a podcast. So, we're trying to do a better than Ezra-Din. You said. You a real exposed guy. I generally think, I genuinely think that some kids are gonna be listening to this.

So those are good recommendations for kids. So you can play this for all your friends in school and I don't know that you're cool AF. Okay Ezra and we, as always in this episode. I have a person. I have a person for, always French. You get to take a one scoop of sand from the sand box with you and put it into your dad's... Ooh, you drank that whole...

Oh, I'm not. Time to go to the hospital. You're gonna get the sand in the belly. No, that's my scooping impression. That's a hospital ride for you, Sandy. Sandy's taking it as much as the hospital will. See ya later. Bye, Sandy. Bye, Sandy. Bye, Ezra. Bye, Ezra. So good to see you. KBC, you wanted to say bye. Sharona.

But it did. It did. Let's do some quick personal plugs, but also plug something that is kid friendly to watch. Hmm. Plug something for kids. Okay. Kids, you're going to want to check out Rick and Morty. It's a cartoon. It's a cartoon. Fun cartoon. I'll go ahead and plug something for kids. Okay. Kids, you're gonna wanna check out Rick and Morty. Doug, it's a cartoon.

Fun cartoon. I'll go ahead and plug something. So kids, something that I think is very enjoyable to watch is the movie Moana. I personally watch Moana as an adult in the movie theater three times that I cried twice. It's a very good movie. Kids, if you haven't seen Moana,

do not let your parents slide, say, Moana, now please. And I'm going to piggyback off that because Moana has a little piggy and maybe a rooster chicken or something, something weird. Okay. And I'm going to say kids check out the movie Kubo and the two strings. It's a movie I saw in the theaters three times. It's fantastic. It's I think some sort of claymation or something, some motion animation. But it's beautiful and it's a wonderful story and a beautiful music and well-acted, so you should check out Kubo and the two strings.

And if your parents won't get it, tell them, Moana now. I think you should check out the movie, Newsies, from the early 90s. It's the best time. It's so much fun to watch. I saw it when I was eight or nine and I watched it like three times in one night. Definitely check it out. I think you'll love it. Also follow me, Aaron.

Keep 10 on Instagram. No, no. Also read the book, Hatchett. Just in case you're ever in a situation where you're lost and you can aim with your rest. Gary Paulson. All right, kids, here's one more thing that I want to plug. So your parents, after they put you to bed,

maybe 10, 11 o'clock at night, set an alarm, wake up silently, sneak into this room, get their wallets, get their credit card, go to patreon.com slash hey riddle riddle, buy a bunch of subscriptions, go to our tbubble store, just go wild. I'm small, I'm talking to the small stickers, whatever you want, just buy our merch, put the card back in the wallet, never tell them. Now they will fight about it. But you keep that secret forever. Okay. Now kids, here's what we want you to do.

We had a great time with you. We hope you had a great time. We hope you enjoyed this. Tell everyone at your school about Hey, Rotor-Retta, tell your teachers, scream at your principles about this podcast. Sure. Now we want you to either plug your ears or step away from the old timey radio that sits in your den

because the three of us have a little something we want to do which is, it's been really hard for us to contain ourselves to not curse, to not say anything inappropriate. So kids, you're gonna want to step back. Again, plug your ears, turn this off. Aaron, what's your favorite planet? Jupiter. Thank you. I already heard you in the music. I'm a super hero. I'm a super hero.

I'm a super hero. I'm a super hero. I'm a super hero. I'm a super hero. No, s**t. All Sherlock. This is HeyRidToradol. This is Jibboi.

Puzzbots. She just s**t. What? Right out of the gate. is Hey Rid Thoriddle. This is Jibboi Puzzbott. She just said, s***. What? Right out of the gate. The first pass. Ha ha ha ha ha. I will save that first of all

in the episode on that. That was a hate gun podcast.