Hey Riddle Riddle - #72: Skull & Boneheads

Episode Date: December 4, 2019

On this week's episode, we investigate why you should never do a favor for a family member, the importance of reading all the side effects of your medication and the pitfalls of unconventional domestic travel. We also talk pets, super hero origin stories, our favorite bands and re-casts of popular tv shows. Oh, and somewhere in there we might also accidentally do a riddle or two. Enjoy your #WiddleWednesday!Starring:Adal RifaiJohn Patrick CoanErin KeifEditing by: Casey ToneyTheme by: Arne ParrottLogo by: Emily Kardamis & Emmaline MorrisWant more? Get Weekly Bonus Eps on Patreon!Want merch? Visit our TeePublic Store!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is a head gum podcast. Alright, YouTube come into my office. Okay, of course I'm a doctor. Of course. If you look at the x-ray here, what you'll find is that you're both pregnant with riddies and pussies. Right, so this is one X-ray. So it's going to be twins. It's going to be twins. One will be a danger veto, and the other one will be a danger veto. Sure. That's how twins will be.

So we're pregnant with twins. And we got an X-ray to show that? Yes, I hate to say that the babies will be affected by that. Sure, I think good, yes, very good. Oh, yes, yes. They'll probably have some sort of power, but it won't be like a cool Spider-Man thing. It'll be like Jubilee or like, I don't know, who's another shitty Martian man hunter?

It's just Jubilee. Unfortunately, it's just Jubilee. It a little bit gambit. Yeah, a little bit gambits. And what are their names? Can you tell from the X-re what they're saying? Doctor, can you tell the names of the babies from the X-ray? Yes, the babies will be good.

Good. The babies will be, uh, goofis and gallant. I think we're gonna get sued. I'm out of reply. Hi, JPC. And I'm gonna get sued. I sued Stormed. I'm married.

Now that's a power. I got two Stormed Twins in college. And that's a power. I got two stormed ones in college. What? That's what? Who what's it? Not me, I'm okay. I'm full. Cover daddy and get it.

Sue storm is when you're having sex and then someone rains piss on you. She's invisible, right? Mm-hmm. So was I in college. Ooh. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

JPC, if I ever get sued, can you just take care of it? Yep. Just like figure out the logistics for me. You mean like take care of the guy? Yeah, either kill the person who's using it. Whoa! I'm talking about talking about it off. Nobody's talking about killing anybody.

All right, fine. You can do both. I wonder if I could, Aaron. Yeah, I would do my best to take care of the situation. I would just give you money and just go in hand. Yeah, I would do some petty bribery, some intimidation. Sounds like some Trumpian tactics. I want some to pull a Michael.

Yeah, I would want some emotional support from Adel. I want Adel bringing me muffins, telling me it's all gonna be okay. But I want JPC pounding the pavement, getting me off of that. What? That's gotta be a bad way. It's gonna be a tough phrase a lot of that. I know, I had to be a bit. Yeah, I regret everything.

I'm not going to talk about it. A lot of Stephen Muffin is groupies. They're really pounding the baby. So what's up guys? Is this a riddle show or what's going on? I don't know anymore. Yeah, who knows? Has anyone on the show ever been sued?

I'm trying to remember if I've ever been sued. You sued someone else. And technical guy sued insurance company. And I did win that lawsuit. You did it. But you had a lawsuit against Dr. Funny Comedy? Yes. I took him for all he was worth.

Pots and pans to piss in. Yeah. I once had audited by the IRS because I didn't pay taxes on, yeah. Well, I thought when I was in college, I was like, I make so little money that there's no way I'm gonna report all of the money that I make.

And the IRS was like, your employer reported this money. I was like, oh, for sure. There's like a statute of limitations on it, and I only got busted for one year when I technically tax-sevated for three. So I can't- So what happens when you get busted?

So they were like, you owe us $1,200. And I was like, you're right, you're absolutely correct. I do owe you that money. And the little extra that you charge, I do owe you that. And I paid them their money. It's fucking bonkers to me that there's something where it's like, everyone in the U.S. is just gonna send in money for what they think they owe.

And then also there's like people mailing it in, paper style, and there's also digital. And it's like, what a fucking shit show. Like how does, how is that work? Like, how many people are in the US? Like five or a thousand? 100, 200. But how do they process?

We're all so stupid. Yeah, I don't, how do they, well, the other thing is, the other thing is, at that time, I can't remember what year this was, but the IRS had just cut like half its staff. They just like laid off half its people. I was like, if they laid off half their people, no way there's somebody that's caring about old Johnny $24,000, but I was very wrong.

They did care about that. That's what your name was before. Johnny, if you're professional tax, come on the show. We want to interview you and know how this system works. Yes. So now this show is not about Reynolds. It is a chance for tax attorneys to finally have their platform. Well, the next thing.

This is what I needed. I'm not even kidding. So first of all, I think that they should, there should be an entire class in high school about this. That will never make any sense to me. Absolutely. And I still don't fully understand all of it. I get it, I get it. But if there's a woman out there, a woman out there who wants to explain it to me, please DM me on Instagram. If you

are an accountant or you're an expert in this, DM me on Instagram, if you're a woman, and explain this to me. Thank you so much. And Aaron, I have to say, I appreciate that you think taxes should be taught in high school. I do feel like the more important lesson is how to dodge a ball. I feel like that has paid off in spades in terms of like every time I walk down the streets. Lots of metaphor for dodging taxes. That's why they do it. You ever have a class?

Not, I mean, God, not a class. People are throwing stuff at you a lot, probably. I remember in grade school, we had to like, maybe it was like about learning how to write cursive, but we had to like practice writing checks, like writing our signature on checks, or maybe it was just that we were writing our signature and checks for the way.

I think that the teacher was fooling you into paying them. We were all just like writing bad checks that our teacher was casting. The practice running our parents credit card. But it is pretty fucked up that like budgeting and balancing a checkbook and all that stuff writing bad checks that are geachos practicing. The practice running our parents credit card. It is pretty fucked up that like budgeting and balancing a checkbook and all that stuff is not part of compulsory education.

Yeah, we have to know. So what do we cut out? English. We're showing so many hours in a day. We have to keep recess. We have to keep religion class, which I think should be mandatory. We have to keep religion class,

but like, you have to take like computer classes and keep, like, there's so many things that are actually applied to like functioning as an adult, but like, they should be explaining credit cards and taxes and plotting a checkbook. There's a very interesting Frekenomics podcast that I will go ahead and plug right now about math and how like basically, it doesn't make any sense that you have to take geometry and algebra two because geometry is not something that you'll need to ever know how to do. But there's absolutely nothing in class that teaches you how to manipulate data, which is kind of what I do

by job all the fucking time. And it's like insane that it's such a lucrative career path, but instead they're teaching kids how to do fucking geometry, which is like circles and squares and it's nothing. Well, what's a rhombus? What's a rhombus with you? I know all your jokes at all. I was just like a rhombus Ramirez. Oh my God. It's something that's a rhombus jerk.

Two, three episodes where JPC, it's your solo episode and you play all three of us. And then at all you do an episode and you play all three of us. That's terrible. And then I do an episode and I play all three of us. Speaking of episodes, this is a riddle podcast. Why don't we get into those hot, hot riddles, old man puzzles will be played by JPC himself. By JPC himself.

The one, the only, the J, the P, the C. It's me. A Jewish personal computer. I feel that way sometimes. Did you learn that in school? I went to a new doctor and who is a, who's older and he's very Jewish. And as he was, my name's Cohen, but it's spelled COA and I'm not Jewish.

And as he was, he was, he was a card. He was very eccentric. I think it's more important to lead with I'm not Jewish versus the spelling of your name. Well, Cohen is a Jewish name. Yeah, but you can just say I'm not Jewish. Well, if I said I'm not Jewish and didn't spell my name, you'd never fucking believe me.

I don't know how to do my taxes. But this doctor who's very eccentric and outgoing, but he kept, he kept like, we talk about other stuff in the book. And you're a Jew and I'm like, no, I'm not a Jew. And he's like, your mother's a Jew? That's a Jew and I'm like, I'm not a Jew. And he was like, we kept going back and forth.

And he was like, you have a very Jewish friendly vibe to you. He's a Jewish guy. So it was, and I was like, I don't know what to tell you. I was like, I'm a, and he was telling more about my life. And I was like, I'm like an improvised, improvised, like a comedian. And he goes, comedian. See, you're Jewish.

And I was like, I don't know about that. But I think he's a visiting Woody Allen. Oh, he's a great doctor. What you talking about? I don't know about that, but I think you're visiting Woody Allen. He's a great doctor. What you talking about? So today's warm up riddles come to us from a fan. This is a Zach, Zach did not give me permission to use their last name, so I will not.

Okay, I'm sorry. They did say Zach or Zach W. So that's his most mystery as I will give. I'll also give their pronouns to him. But that's it, that's all the mystery that I'll give about Zach. Who are you? But Zach did say that they came to a 8 p.m. show

of the world, the world is tonight. Of world is tonight. What are you, my grandma? Are you doing the world is tonight? With his mom and dad, and they really liked the show. His sister and mom loved the show as well. What's that? Who was there?

Who's performing? I have no idea. This was sent years ago. So, Zach says, now onto the riddles. I made these up so they should be unique. These riddles are warm up riddles. They have three lines and each has its own answer. The answers for each line are words

with a single letter difference. For example, should we have a pin in paper? You could, but the example is a set of answers might be sad, mad, bad. Right? So three answers, single letter difference in the three. I've just described all my feelings I've had today. Sad, mad, and bad. And by mad, you mean, mothers against drunk driving? I don't. I forgot about that. Well, that just brought back a memory. You had forgot about mothers against drunk driving? Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do your school run by man. No, we bring in like the wrecked car. Yeah, wrecked car. I mean, people, it's like a bloody problem. Yeah. What the fuck are you talking about?

I think they stopped doing that. And I'm sorry if this is triggering to anyone, like skip ahead two minutes, but yeah, I'm super. They did, they do that at your high school. Mm-hmm. Yeah, I did. They, they carted out this wrecked car and then they had a guy in a tux and a woman

in like a white or cream dress and they were just covered in blood. It was like be reenacting the consequences of drunk driving. Yeah. We didn't feel like people in my high school were just like laughing and doing well we don't have that. I went to Catholic school. So I think that like we would anyway. So one letter of difference on these riddles. Rital number one. A title for someone unmarried, not quite fog, a Japanese soup. Got it. Aaron. Missed. Missed. Miso. Wow, Missed. Missed. Miso. Wow, Missed. Missed. Missed. By Aaron, you have one point. Congratulations. Number two, riddle number two. In event with bright colors and loud music,

what a fire can do if it isn't stopped in time, pure unfiltered anger. Got it. Kid Rock concerts, bid-bock bumpers, big bopper. What a dangerous, what a dangerous and adult goes insane. Oh.

An event with bright colors and loud music. Kid Rock concert. What a fire can do if. And then you can do it. And then you can do it. And then you can do it. And then you can do it. And then you can do it. And then you can do it. And then you can do it. And then you can do it. And then you can do it. And then you can do it. And then you can do it.

And then you can do it. And then you can do it. And then you can do it. And then you can do it. And then you can do it. And then you can do it. And then you can do it. And then you can do it.

And then you can do it. And then you can do it. And then you can do it. And then you can do it. And then you can do it. And then you can do it. And then you can do it. And then you can do it. And then you can do if it is stopped in time. R-A-V-E. Rave. Rage. Rage is one of them, but it's not that one. It's the last one. But is it what a fire does, Rage? But these are changed by one letter.

So it wouldn't be the same one twice. Which one is Rage, the second or the third? Pure and self-ordering. Third. So Rave. Rage. And what's the second one? So if you wanted to burn down a building, another way to say it would be like, oh my cousin.

Oh my cousin. I want to see a scene. Okay, good. JPC, your Adels cousin, Adel, you need something nefarious done, and JPC is a little too eager to help. Hey, thanks so much for coming over here, Tom. Hey, no problem, man. No problem problem, hey it's good to see you.

How's your mom? She's good, she's good. You're still doing your Mark Walberg impression? What's that? No, I mean only with every chance I get. Yeah. Hey, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, You know, your family, your troubles. Don't think you know we got those because they're stolen. Oh, at the minute, I leave here, I'm gonna toss those. Hey, listen.

Yeah, yeah. I need you to do something a little shady. Okay, who's wife you want me to bang? No, no, no. I gotta wear a condom. Oh my God, oh my God. Is she already of a certain age? Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom.

Sorry, why? Why? You told me where the line is. I won't cross the bridge. I need, no, you misunderstood.? You told me where the line is. I won't cross the line. I need, no, you misunderstood. I need you to fuck someone's husband. Okay, okay, even better. I don't got to wear protection

because husband's gang is brave. Oh. Is your mouth melting? What's that? Is your mouth melting? I just put it in a snickers. I just put it in a snickers. Why don't you say eating a snickers?

I'm not eating a, I'm it in a stick. Why don't you say eating his niggas? I'm not eating it. Hey, I'm holding it in, kid. I can see it in the back of your throat. Oh, it's save of the flavor for later, buddy. I'm the Snickers in his mouth. Oh, nice to meet you. Oh, you're popping out like a little prairie dog. What's your name?

Am I Snickers? Well, how original, right? Yeah, listen to two of you's. I just need you to do this thing. Hey, you make fun of me? Yeah, um listen to two of you's Um, I just need to do this. No, no, no, to use yeah, it's just and I have that thing. I like it I like it don't make me think you a big good friend of me, huh? Is that like yeah Simon zealots What's the hapse tell me what's the havin' it? I need you to fuck someone's husband. Okay, who's husband? Okay, race yourself.

President and I say some America? Yes. Okay, fuck Bill Clinton. We're on it. We're on it. We're on it. We're on it. We're on it.

We're on it. We're on it. We're on it. We're on it. We're on it. We're on it. We're on it. We're on it.

We're on it. We're on it. We're on it. We're on it. We're on it. We're on it. Okay Yeah, we could do that. What do you say Snickers? I didn't know this scene took place in the 90s Hey, who's at the door? Oh come on in what's your name? I wanted to do this Bill Clinton Shut up, Snickers. Oh, yeah, you're right. No, I'm sorry. Let's flash back Aaron or Snickers What present do you want me to fucking go to yes? Snickers you call it what? Okay, and could I just, you just want to do your Snickers impression? Yeah, I did.

You've been sitting on that Snickers impression. Let's see. Let me sit on that Snickers impression. Guys, who are you guys? Who am I? Ooh, yes. I curb your hunger. Larry David. Larry David. Yeah. He curbs my hunger.

Ba-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. The word you are both looking for is raise. Raise. Mm-hmm. You raise to burn down. Wait, this is legit. I'm 37, I'm just learning this. Raise means to burn down.

R-A-Z-E. It was the, okay. Yes, not like R-A. Because to raise a barn just means to demolish it, right? Or does it mean to burn it? To raise a barn? So R-A-Z-E, raise a barn is to burn it down. R-A-I. But what do they homage? So R-A-Z-E raise a barn is to burn it down. R-A-I-I-M-I-S-E raise a barn would be to like build it.

And then raising Arizona is great movie. Great. Somebody stop me. And then a barn burner means blow out. Okay, and then a blow out is like a hair-jillion. Hair-jillion, yeah. And hair-jillion. It costs about a Brazilian.

Uh, no. Here's the top Brazilian dollars. hair do you care do you care do you that cost about the Brazilian uh... uh... do you love getting a blow out though uh... you know that that joke that they use to say when uh... bush was president where they were like president bush there's been a the war and i rake we got the latest reports back and uh... we have some bad news uh... to brazilian soldiers perished

and president bush takes office glasses, and here we go, you just wanna do this. George Bush and puts his hands on his head and goes, dear God, how many is it Brazilian? Well, I remember that joke, because it's a fun joke, it's a fun joke to play on words, but my grandpa would send out like political emails during the Obama presidency,

and I remember my grandpa, it was like a copy and paste of that same joke, but with Obama, and he sent it out. And I was like, all right, grandpa, but like Obama's thing is that he's stupid. In fact, he's very smart. Like you could make, maybe say like, hey, he kills a lot of people with drone strikes,

shouldn't do that. That's fine, grandpa, but like, Bush is the dumb one. Like, come on, let's pick a lane. Anyway, a place to put a broken arm cast. Do you want to just guess? Yeah, cast, cost. Hold on, I have to try.

Yeah, me too. What? That'll really have a hard time with one letter differences. A place to put a broken arm, a wild change, the act of asking for justice. Just. Cous.

Just cous. Discuss. Cast. Cast is a first one. Cast is the first one. No. Sling. Sling.

What was the second one? The second answer. Yeah. Just give me the answer. A place to put a broken arm. Sling. A wild change. Just give me the answer. A place to put a broken arm. Swing. A wild change. Swing.

Swing. The act of asking for justice. Swing. Swing. Swing. Who got that? Was that Aaron? Good job, Aaron.

Okay, I understand. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. And now I'm getting really paranoid. I'm going to get sued. Let's come up. Oh my god. Yeah, wow.

Ooh. Maybe Zach W. will sue you for saying that bad thing about his mom and his sister. What did I say? Oh, I don't think I said anything. I believed you. I'm so tired. I believed you. I didn't say that off.

I'll think of what his mom is. Oh, no. I should have said that to that one listener that I was gonna fuck his mom because now I assume I said that to everyone. Yeah, that was weeks ago, but that was in this same room. So you're getting a very kinetic energy from that. Yeah. Aaron, we're only like 20 minutes that wasn't the same room. So you're getting a very kinetic energy from that.

Yeah. Aaron, we're only like 20 minutes into the episode, but I've already learned in this episode that you're tired enough that I contribute to this. And that's not good for you. This is what happened. That doesn't both well for you. My boyfriend is away for a while

and I get spooked at night. And so I've been having this anxiety where I stay awake through sleeping. Like I took melatonin and then I took Tylenol PM where I stay awake through sleeping, like I took melatonin and then I took Tylenol PM and I stayed awake through both of them and then I'm tired all day. So I fall asleep at like four in the morning and then I have Tylenol PM in my body.

What about like, what's that sleep, like Lunezda, like one of those like sleep aids? I guess I could try one of those, I haven't yet. I'm gonna try Nikol tonight because I got a little cold and we'll see if I fall asleep. That's why my brain is like Whomp, womp, womp. I want to see a scene here and you are trying to go to bed. It's for am. Yeah, I must be low And Rob Thomas you think you see Rob Thomas in your

And you think matchbox 20 Don't think we do it. And you think matchbox 20, sorry. No, wait, wait, wait, wait, I'm gonna play Real City. Real City, Real City. No, no, no, no, no. You're trying a new drug that was prescribed to you by Dr. Fronting Comedy. It's having some side effects in JPC

and I will play the side effects. Okay. Oh. Ugh. Are you real? Hello. Baby, you okay. Hello, what's your name?

Baby, you okay? There's a dog saying, Baby, you okay to me. Baby, you okay? And there's name. Baby, you okay? There's a dog saying, Baby, you okay to me. Baby, you okay? And there's a clown that sounds like a parrot. I'm not a dog. I'm James Vanderbake from Dog Sons Creek. Don't you understand?

I'm more of a pacy fan. You're more of a pacy fan. Look what you're wearing. You stop that. Okay, so you're... I'm a dog. You're a dog, James. I'm James Vanderbark.

James Vanderbark. From Dawgsons Creek. From Dawgsons Creek in your... Straight up clown. Okay, your name's straight up clown. Yeah. Just type of you look. Well, I'm about 12 feet tall.

I have branches for fingers. The center of my body is a pack of cigarettes. My neck is no neck and my face looks like a million screams. My back, my back, my pussy, and my crack. No neck. Okay, I need you to tell me this because I'm a little tired. I don't know which way it's up. Are you real? Well, is this what my brain is? Is this a fever dream? My brain's doing to me. The thing that described himself as mostly a tree, I'm not sure if that's real. I'm definitely real. I'm James Vandenberg.

I'm a treasured actor. I was on Dog Sense Creek for six seasons. I know Katie Holmes. You know Dog name know Katie Holmes. You know dog name for Katie. Oh, God. Katie. Yeah, no, no dog name for Katie. I have a Jackson. If you ask nicely. All right, Cloud, what do you got?

I didn't have one. Do you have one for Joshua Jackson? Joshua Jackson. Joshua Jackson. No, I'm the only one that needs one. What about Michelle Williams? Oh, I'm. Michelle. Michelle, Michelle, Michelle only one that needs one. What about Michelle Williams? Oh, um. Oh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, I can't lie to you, that's sort of how it's been going.

That's crazy, yeah. Maybe you should try one of those stronger sleepings. Yeah, because I just need to truly be knocked out. I was thinking about having a friend come over and hit me in the head with the pan. Do it. Mm-hmm. I thought it was a good time to draw.

I like that Sean has been doing mission and possible stuff in his sleep and like disturbing you nonstop and then suddenly when he leaves, you're like, I can't sleep. That's exactly what he said. He was like, do you need to be laying next to someone who is stressing you out every moment that they're going to like jump out the window? I used to live right next to the red line for five years. And it didn't bother me at all.

And then as soon as I moved, I found myself having to go to the train to even sleep. I used to live right next to a course line. But wonderful. Right. Ready for your next one? Yeah, cool. So this is, again, these are all, what's his name's all from? I'm from ZW.

The local branch of a secret organization, a person quietly repeating prayers at church, the reservation of a bus. They're getting, I think they're getting a little harder. Mason? I'm sorry? First one, Mason? No. Local branch of a secret organization. Local branch of a secret organization would be

like the, what's that? Odd Fellows. The Odd Fellows? Yeah. Joe Pesci is. Hi. The odd fellows. I don't know if I'm gonna get it from the first one. Okay, so the second one is a person quietly repeating

prayers at church. Sinner. No. Guilty, guilty person. No. Oh, the old guy from home alone with a shovel. Donald Trump. Yep.

Pizza New York City. I have the words leaving my brain. All right, what about the last one? The reservation of a bus. The reservation of a bus, Greyhound, take it. No, but Greyhound, the type of bus is on the right track. Make a bus. Give me too much information already.

Type of bus. Double vector. No, not the physical type of bus. Peter Pan. Say the three of us and, school bus. 40 lucky hayrittle, rental fans. We're gonna take a trip to Jupiter.

We would blank a bus. Reserve. Fuck a bus. We would reserve. What's another word for reserve? What do you do to reserve a bus? Preserve. Down payment.

Hi, it's your mom. No, good, no. Cause things are bad. No, this is like, this is just a bust that exists in the world. A bust that exists in the world and we're going to say, hey, bus, we're going to blank you to take us to rent. Rent. We're going to shrink you.

Okay, maybe you go inside a body. Let's get away from a bus. Rent. Reserve. I'm in a bizarre in the faraway east. How bizarre. EMC. Yeah, I'm in a bizarre in the faraway east. How bizarre. EMC.

And. Nene, Nene, Nene. And I say, you there, balloonman, I want you to, I want you to blink your balloon to take me above the bizarre. Wow, this, Barra. What? Barra. Barra.

I want you to borrow your balloon. I want you to. Secure. I want you to borrow your balloon. I want you to... Secure. I want to. Like, um... Commodir. The local branch of a secret organization. Ah! A person quietly repeating, Tits! Tits!

What are like the secret organizations? Like, I thought the Mason Lodge was like a big thing, right? It's not the specific secret. It's not the specific secret organization. That does not matter. That does not matter. You are not listening to me. Um, what's the secret one again?

I know what it's like to not be listening to it. It is happening to me. What's that? What's the second one again? A person quietly repeating prayers at church. Repentant. No, so they're repeating. Pentantant.

Repentant man. Repentant man, make me happy. Listen to me. Repeating is a big part of it. Repeating. Yeah. You are repairing. No. Full of grace. No, it's the name of the person who's doing all three of these words and an ER. I will say

the local branch of a secret organization a person quietly repeating prayers at church the reservation of a This is hard. This is hard. I know this is the worst moment of my life. What's that? I'm gonna say this is the worst moment of my life. What a good life. I do wanna see a scene just so we can get away from this. It's not gonna attract you. And I wanna see JPC, you are in, I don't know, you're somewhere in the Middle East or in Africa. And you go up to somebody who has a hot air balloon and you're trying to, as best you can, communicate that you want to

Rent that Excuse me, sir. My name is Jackson Indiana. I'm an archaeologist and I need to borrow your balloon This feels like a knockoff of something. Do you say Jackson Indiana? Yes, is your name? You're an archaeologist sorry. sorry about my partner's English. Assalamu alaikum. So like him a lot. Very nice. Keith Harleck?

What, I'm sorry? Keith Harleck? I just had some, and I'm so full. Mopsu Tom de la. What movie are you making me think of? What movie are you making me think of? Nancy stole my wife and I need a borrow your balloon to whip their balloon down. What James Bond?

Fuck me. What, what, what was your name again? I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. your balloon to whip their balloon down. My James Bond, ah fuck me. What was your name again? My name is Jackson Indiana. Oh, Jackson, and I need...

Are archaeologists are you a professor? Well, I'm not really an archaeologist. What can I do with a paleontologist? What's with a dog name, like Ross? Jack Terriers in Indiana? No, but Nasi took my wife in that balloon. Star Wars, Hansello. No.

Star Wars, Hansello. No. I'm getting closer though. Do I look like Harrison Ford? Is that what you're saying? I have gotten that before. OK, I'm going to be a little dumb. Oh, and I guess Jackson, Indiana,

sounds like Harrison Ford. No, no, no, no. I'm getting, oh, I'm going to be up all night. What would you like to do to our hot air balloon? Here's in Ford, that's a last name in the name of a car. Maybe I shouldn't have done with that. My name's Morrison Subaru. Indiana Jones.

That's it. That's it. So something you would do to a hot air balloon. I want to blank your, I want to blank your balloon. So you are so close with ride, reserve, but this is true of buses. So have you ever written on a bus, like a cross country bus or a Greyhand bus? Yes. Sure.

So what's another word for a Greyhand bus? Long car. I don't know. It's been a long car. That you, my friend. A. Charter. Bus. Charter.

So charter. So charter. I, Charter, bus. Charter. So Charter, you have Charter. I like a Charter of Balloon. That's the thing that you heard earlier. Charter, Carter, well, you quoting Jackson and Deanna. I am. Charter, Charter, a person quietly repeating prayers at church. Chanter.

Chanter, the local branch of a secret organization. You know that moment in that Jackson and Deanna movie that I hated is when he pulled that guy's hard out. I don't like that moment in Jackson and Indiana. You know the part when Jackson and Indiana, the guys coming out of him with a sword and Jackson and Indiana just takes the gun out and shoots him completely improvised. Oh my God. You can tell because you shot himself in the head.

The local branch of a secret organization. Charter. Charter, chter, chanter. Chanter. The letter is P. Prancer. Prancer. Chapter.

Aaron gets it. All right, Zach has one more. Zach has one more. A person that drinks their whole glass at once, a pet that won't leave you alone, someone that enjoys riddles. Gopor, Gopr, Aaron. Gopr, um, Gopr is close, but not right.

Guzzler. Guzzler. Guzzler, puzzler. And what was the second question? Uh, someone that enjoys riddles. No, we got puzzler. What's the saying? No, it's, um, a person that drinks their whole glass at once.

Guzzler. A pet that won't leave you alone. Nuzzler. Nuzzler. And someone that enjoys Reynolds. So just to clarify. Yeah, it's Nuzzler. I'm sorry.

Guzzler, Nuzzler, Puzzler, are the three. Yeah, they did the really cool thing where you write them in white text, so when I copy and paste it, then they were still kind of hard to read. But yes, and then Zach says, hope you guys have a great Halloween. So, little fucking light.

Miss it, I think. Next year, Aaron, I wanna see a scene. Okay. I'm gonna be a pet owner. I want you to be my pet who won't leave me alone. Hey, are you awake? Yeah, what's up? Can you get me some yogurt?

I want yogurt. I don't think cats are supposed to have yogurt. Hey, what do you think? What do you think? Go sleep. Who do you think will get nominated for all the Oscars this year? Like, what do you think is going to be contender? I don't care.

If I were a flower, what flower would think is gonna be contender? I don't care. If I were a flower, what flower would it be? Two up. Okay, let's play a game. Okay, ready? Who can stand the stillest? Who can, like, ready? One, two, three.

You playing bra. Why am I wearing a bra? Why aren't I wearing a bra? I think the bra's wearing me, my friend. Don't take it out slow. I do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, I think the bras wearing me my friend. Don't take it off break. Wait, we don't want to further explore panties cat So yeah, we'll take a quick break and we'll be right back after these panties cat Hey, GPC

Yeah Hey, GPC. Uh, uh, yeah. You're not in trouble. I just need help. I'm, um, pranking Addle. And I'm setting up a website to prank him. Um, and I just need some advice. This podcast is sponsored by Squarespace. I'm not, I'm not mad at you. We're pranking Addle.

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I love you rocket money. I'm going to make a link. Okay, so this next riddle comes to us from and I just want to double check Suzanne This is just from Suzanne. Great. Summers? Yes, it's from Suzanne Summers. Suzanne Summers says I absolutely love your podcast. It's embarrassing how many times people have looked at me funny for laughing out loud on

the show. Did you put a hyphen between abs and lootly? Yeah, that's classic. Yeah, that's cool. Here's some pussies I hope you'll enjoy. I did steal the idea from the TV show Pointless. Are you familiar? No. I'm not either.

Sounds like shameless. Like not. Where's she from? She from the US. No, this, Susanne is from the Netherlands. Oh, cool. So maybe that's another one's TV show. I don't know.

The idea is to guess a title that is shared by a song and a movie based on the initials of the title, as well as one of the main actors from the movie and the artist of the song. Cool, for example, B-A-T. Audrey Hepburn, 1961, and Deep Blue Something, 1993. Breakfast at Tiffany. Breakfast at Tiffany's, B-A-T.

So that's where the deep blue come into it. So that's the title, the song is called Breakfast at Tiffany's and you got the artist, which is Deep Blue Something. So we still have to solve that? Nope. Nope. So the way that it works. Oh, the name of the band is saying that song

is Deep Blue Something is the name of the band. Oh really? I guess, I mean, unless Suzanne is immediately fucking lying is deep. It was something. Deep was something. Oh really? I guess. I mean, unless Suzanne is immediately fucking lying to me, I did not fact check this. I thought something was like a blank. No, so BAT is the initials of the thing that you're guessing, and then you have to get the movie,

which is you get the actor in the year, and the song, which is the band name in the year, but both of the things are still breakfast activities. Got it. Does that make sense, Adel? No. Then Aaron? But I'm gonna do it.

And Aaron. Very well. All right. And I can also make it more difficult by just giving the actor and the artist without the years. I actually don't think the years are gonna help you that much because you guys are some of the stupidest morons I've ever met in my fucking life.

He's not wrong. All right, so P.W. So what you're guessing will be P.W. Pussywagon. Greece. You're right. Pussywagon. It's five guesses before I even finished the clue.

Great, Pussywagon. Ooh, it was Pussywagon. It was a wall. Password. All right, Richard Gear 1990, Roy Orton, 1964, Freddiewomen, nice. Roy, Wom. All right, B.D.C. Hillary Swank, 1999, the Cure, 1986.

Boys don't cry. Billion Dollar KB. All right, I am gonna try again. $Hoo, you don't have a KB. I am gonna try just giving you the, without giving you the letters, just giving you the artist and C. Sarah Jessica Parker, 1985, Cindy Lopper 1983

I'm Hocus Pocus. Nice. Paul Rudd 1995 Usher 2014. Yeah. Paul Rudd, Amy Willis. Clueless. Reese Witherspoon 2002, Leonard Skitter 1976. Freiburg. Alabama. Brea-urg, Alabama. Is that the one where she lives in a Walmart?

What's your name? I don't know. That's street from Alabama. Home fries? What am I thinking of? You might be thinking of home fries. There's one where somebody lives in a Walmart, right? Maybe.

Did you hear about the actress that got stabbed, Reese, Reese. Witherspoon? No, with her knife. Big tragedy. Oh, I thought you were going to say Selena. Oh, I thought you're gonna say Selena. Oh Selena I am so tired. I had no idea what was happening and now that I'm with you Did you guys never do that actress that cut stabs Reese witherspoon joke in grade school? No Haley Steinfeld 2016 Stevie Nicks next 81

next next, 81. Um, fuck. 17. Edged 17. Edged 17. Edged 17. Yeah, the Western movie. True grit. Yeah, the Stevie Dixas, Dixie 81 classic true grit.

And Edel, give me a couple bars of how that went. Well, I'm walking in the desert and I'm hot as hell. I'm 17 and I'm edging. I'm edging. I'm edging. True grit. I'm getting word from the'm edging. I'm edging. True grip. I'm getting word from the studio that we're being shut down completely.

The lights are being turned off. Jason Biggs, 1999, Don McQueen, American buying. American buying. It's actually fuck a pie. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, black Sabbath 1970 crazy train Jeff bridges 99 black Sabbath 1970 I don't know I understand why they put Jeff bridges here, but he's not the lead he's not the lead Did black I think it would be it would give too much away if I give you the lead though. Paranoid. Mm-hmm. What is the next step of the song?

Give us the lead. Give me Robert Downing Jr. 1999. Black Sabbath, 19th. Iron Man. Iron Man. Yeah. Iron Man.

Kevin Costner, 99. That's 99. Wait, I'm sorry. Iron Man came out in 1999. Doesn't that seem wrong? That's so wrong. It's like 10 years off. Yeah, that's so wrong. Yeah But it is Iron Man. Yeah. Oh, you know what Iron Man came out in 1999 in the Netherlands

I want to see a scene okay Jace this is so this is 1998 And this studio made a movie knowing Iron Man, it's sort of an Armageddon Deep Impact situation or something. Oh, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it. Yeah. Bugs Life Ann situation.

So the studios knew that Iron Man was going to be released. So they rushed to release another metal superhero that released but absolutely taint and you're this metal superhero and we're seeing your origin story. Stefani, go to bed. Okay, I'll get back. Dereck, wrap up the leftovers, go to bed. Why are you never home? Because Daddy works all day at the zinc mine. Oh, so not the little boy? Hold on.

And when else is Dad's work at the zinc mine in there, I'm way before you. But I have the night shift when the zinc is freshest. Go to bed, sweet pea. Oh, you're gone all day, too, and I can't go to bed. How is zinc freshest at night? Look, I don't go to where you work and ask how the fucking charts get done at the hospital, okay? I told you I don't work at a hospital. I chart hot air balloons and buses. I work with charter balloons.

Ah, I get so mad. Fine. I'll just rip the aluminum foil. Huh, it combined with the zinc. Oh Cancer I have your name What's your power? Oh lose all my hair What's your power? Oh, lose all my hair. Nope, no, fail, fail, fail, fail, fail. Christian bail can't be in this.

He's already tied to another superhero. Fail. See, by the way, 2008 Iron Man was tied by 1999. It came out earlier in the Netherlands. Ready? Yes. Kevin Costner, 99, the police, 1979. Message and Bobble.

Message and a bottle. It was a big board game movie. All right, I'm taking away the years. Wait, is that right? Yeah, message and a Bob movie was message and a Bobble. Message and a Bobble. That's the movie. Eric got it.

I see. River Phoenix, Oasis. A river runs through it. River Phoenix, 1986. A river runs through it. River Phoenix, 1986. Fucking in the bushes. Oasis, 1996. Champagne Supernova, don't look back at anger. I like Oasis and I don't know this song.

That's what you may be. I know like almost their entire catalog. Morning glory, what's the story of Morning glory? Is this right? No, this is right, cause this is River Phoenix. No. Hmm. River Phoenix was in my own private Idaho. River Phoenix in 86. I don't know. I don't know. Stand by me. Stand by me. Yeah. Do you know that you waste a song? Stand by me? Yeah, it's um, uh, Liam goes Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do and he said, yeah, I want to say that maybe that a racist thing is wrong. But. So I'm day you will find me poking a dead body.

All right. On a railroad tracks by my place. So quickly talented. And Dean and Mazzale and Madonna wicked. Grant. And Dean and Mazzale 2013 Madonna in 1998. Oh, what's Madonna's Cowboys song? She was enchanted. She was frozen. It's frozen. Madonna had a song called frozen. I don't know. How did that song go, Aaron? I'm a Donna in the 80s. It's good to be me right now.

For a while I'm gonna have a British accent. No one can explain. Oh, I love that. I'm gonna do it on Oprah for the first time. Then I'm gonna do it. Hillary Swank. Oh, you're done with me doing that? 2007, the Beatles 1962. Why the album? I'd say what I'd miss the person Hillary Swank

2007 the Beatles 1962 I am Sam Hillary Swank 2007 boy was she and I am Sam. Oh, she was in next karate kid. Oh, it's I can't be 2007. It is 2007 Hillary Swank. This is not $1 billion, baby. She was in like the million-year hurt, wasn't it? Stop, she was in, I'm, uh, thing. Lucy in the sky, I love you. PS, I love you.

PS, I love you. And Tony O'Bandera's 1995, the Eagles 1973. Person Boots, that famous eagle song. Person Boots. Wow, won't you put on your boots? You're being person around. Pussing boots. Do you guys have a guess?

Welcome to the hotel Shrek of Ony. And in the mode away, the Mika Waffles. I got what we are doing. Going slowly fucking bonkers. Do you have the answer? No. Wait a minute. There is 19 to five the Eagles.

Desperado. Ali McGraw, 1970. Ali McGraw? Ali McGraw. Do you mean Tim? Ali McGraw. Ali McGraw. Do you mean Ali McGraw?

Ali McGraw, 1970. Ali McGraw, 1970 Taylor Swift, 2009. Who the fuck is Ali McGraw? I don't know. 1989. 2009. Love Story. Love Story. 2009 who the fuck is Ali McGraw? I don't know 1989 Shake it off love story love story hmm. All right, where we have four more Dins a Washington 2016 the clash 1981 rock the Caspa

Dins a Washington what year 2016 in the flash 1981. Remember the Tetans? 2016. 2016, yeah, I think I remember this movie. He was in a gangster movie with Russell Crowe. It's not the gangster movie. That might be like 2014. I think it's a cowboy movie. Magnificent seven.

Oh yeah, that is a clash song. That's a clash song. Okay, I don't know that song. Bang, bang, dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo. All right, something like that. Patrick Dempsey 1987. Ooh, just just take a minute to soak that up. The Beatles. Drinking that name. That's bang, bang, dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo dooboo Um, Roxanne. No, that would be Steve Martin. Yeah. So Vester Stallone 1993. 93.

Topland. Uh-uh. And the police, 1981. Judge Dredd. No. I don't know. You're circling it, though. Those, I mean, yeah, Judge Dredd on this piece of paper.

You keep circling it. Like you're momentoing that Judge Dredd. Uh, I don't know this police song. So police has, I'll remember you, no, I'll be watching you. Police has already been here twice. Everybody just with message in a bottle. So the police have already been here twice. Also, Hillary's been on there twice.

Yeah. And she is, she hasn't been anything in a while, I think. Maybe she's not acting anymore. Everyone has every right to walk away. She's two Oscars, I believe. She should be acting non-stop. What do you have the Oscars for? Millionaire baby.

Boys don't cry. Oh yeah. Well, great. And she famously, I think when she won for Boyzent, cry, she was like living out of her car or something. I think she was in real dire situation. Really? Would she won for it?

I think when she won, she must have an airblade. You know after she won, she was, she had like $200 to her name or something. I think that you're thinking of jewel. I'm thinking of jewel Foolish games. I don't know Demolition man. Oh shit. What's this? Yeah, and it's a police song. I don't know that song

Okay, this last one I do know James Stewart 1958 Mr. Smith goes you to 2004 I want you to say it on the count of four. Ready? Uno, Dose, Trace, Coutorset. Disco Tech. Jimmy Stewart. Jimmy Stewart, 1958, and you two, 2004. Philadelphia Story. It's a wonderful life. Rear Window. It's also, yeah, you two saw a rear window. I don't know.

You don't know you two songs? I don't know what this is. Where do streets have no names? I also, yeah, YouTube saw a rear window. I don't know. You don't know YouTube songs? I don't know what this is. Where do streets have no names? I also think this is the name of a YouTube album. It's also a sickness. Oh, disturbed.

It's also a sickness. Or maybe it's a, I don't know if it's a disease, it's a condition. Vertigo. Is that a condition? It's not a disease. Vertigo, yeah, I think it's a condition. Or maybe it's a, it's something you get. Vertigo. Vertigo. Is that a condition? It's not a disease. Vertigo, yeah, I think it's a condition. Or maybe it's a, it's something you get.

Like you get vertigo. Yeah. Anyway, Suzanne, those were all very fun and you are very from the Netherlands. I don't see a scene. James, you're gonna be Jimmy Stewart. Oh man. Oh man.

And Aaron's gonna be Catherine Hepburn. Oh man. And this is a scene from the movie that was never released, but it was filmed. And this movie was called, what's a good U-T-S-O? This is called With or Without You. You're such a snob, aren't you? You just think you can come in here and be a snob at me.

Well, just so you know, I'm gonna be fine with or without you. What do you think, uh, you think I'm just a snob to you, Mary? Is that for you think? You wanted to do a story to push. That's good. Well, if you think I'm just a snob to you, then maybe I could just walk right out the door. Well, I, well, then find, I don't think you're gonna be fine

with or without me because you are gonna be wherever you are. Well, you think think I'm gonna be wherever you are. You think I'm gonna cut real quick. Catherine you gotta stop putting the name of the movie into your lines. I don't know what script you read but that is not the line. I'm improvising. We'll try better. Okay and also just so you know we're gonna keep going but the movie has been renamed lemon. You have new scripts go ahead and start. All right. You think I'm not gonna do it? No and I think I'm not gonna do it. And I think this entire relationship has been me making lemonade out of lemon Don't look at the camera lemonade out of what do you mean? What do you mean, Merit? The old a name a woman could have The old the name I'm capable of saying Mary and I you're just one of those cards that doesn't work anymore you're a What am I?

What am I? Director's glaring at me so I will say that you're a lemon You're a lemon Mary no Mitsubishi. You're a Mitsubishi Well, I can say another woman's name. But now I'm kinda getting into Harry Carey. You should know who that is. How about the Cubs? This is how you sound.

Uh, you snob. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. That's how you sound. This is how you sound. Huh, how do you like that? It sounds very sexy. I like it. I wish you'd talk like that more.

Home-rum! I'll be fine with or without you, you lemon. Cubs will! Jimmy, where are you? I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I wish you talked like that more. Home-rum! I'll be fine with or without you, you lemon. Cubs-wim!

Jimmy, where are you wearing your bra? Seen! Seen. Oh, boy, oh boy, that's... I... We're sorry. Can't do that in Russian. And I've had that at the night!

Alright, we're gonna go back to one of our favorite riddle books. It's this blue book that nobody likes. Oh, we hate that. I think that's the first book we're used. I don't know. You can do a Jamie Stewart, but no man can do both. Mm-hmm. Get you a man who can do an Allen Alda. Jamie Stewart. Bam, bam, bam. This riddle is called The TV O'Bade. Yeah.

Jake had some friends over to watch a popular new movie on his brand new big screen TV with state of the art surround sound loudspeakers. That way he talks like that. That's the credits in the individual. What do you have in that all of my friends? You sound like you sound like an uncle who works at sharper image. I just don't know. There's no such a way.

I can't tell you. This is beautiful. No, I still work there. Anybody who says state of art in front of any electronic is selling you shit. I'm going to take this again. I'm going to you this is beautiful boy. No, I still work there. Anybody who says stay in the dark in front of any electronic is selling you shit. I'm gonna take this again. I'm gonna fuck you up, take this again. Take it some friend, dumbass. Watch a popular new movie out of brand new.

Big screen TV. We're staying in the arts around San Luis Parkes. Are you kidding me? What are you doing? It's just credit-ended in everyone. Brit to the Titching Fistnet. And it knocks his commercial game on Jake turned to the set Oh

Shut up. He shouted angrily at the TV and it did Explain what happened Okay, Jim coach from Big mouth let me let me hear that again Okay, I'm gonna pick a different character voice for this. Oh, please. Jake had some friends over to watch a popular new movie on his brand new big screen TV with state of the arts around sound loudspeakers. As the credits ended and everyone went to the kitchen for snacks, an obnoxious commercial came on.

Jake turned to the set, oh, shut up. He shouted angrily at the TV, and it's did. Explain what happened. Sounds like he has an anger issue. Well, I mean, nowadays it's probably like a Google home or something like. I wish I could tell my Google home. Maybe you know how when opera singers sing really high, the glass mashes, maybe that happened. Okay, sure. Maybe the TV was a cardboard box

with two of his friends acting out stuff behind it. And we've done 200 fucking episodes of this show is maybe the way you answered daddy. For the riddles. What is the energy in this room? This is a new energy. I think it's because you know what it is, we're in different seats. We've never sat in this formation before.

I've never, this is the first time I've recorded an episode not making eye contact with Apple. Everything's inverted. I want to see you seeing, I'm throwing a party of the two of you or my friends, I've cut out a cardboard box with a square in it and you two are behind it trying to entertain me. I'm sorry. It's clear to me. The last part of that through B for a loop, but we're in the cardboard box trying to entertain and you two are behind to try and entertain me. Which way? Okay, I got it. It's clear to me.

The last part of that through B for a loop, but we're in the cardboard box right at entertain you. Got it. Uh, nightly news starts now. Tonight, I'm Jennifer Scoops. And I'm top next, next channel. Oh. The zebra is one of the most elusive animals.

And I'm the zebra. All of the planes to catch a zebra. Funny, make fun of your... Strap, straight. To catch a zebra tonight on... Zebras say the damnedest things on TV. And your host can't pay for these toys. Oh, make a little point.

In the next channel. Oh, great, thank God. Um, um. Sit down. Um, oh, geez. Bwam, bwam, bwam, bwam, bwam. Oh, here I am coming through the door. Great, thank God. Sit down. Wow, boom, boom, boom, boom. Oh, here I am coming through the door in a way that's a little bit wacky. What do you mean? You have to return the pants.

This is willing Grace, right? Yes, Grace! Return the pants! I can't return the pants, Jerry. I jerked off in the pants. Here we go. If I jerk off in the pants, I can't take it back to the store. What do you mean?

Yes, always jerk us in your pants. Yeah, and now Newman enters. I'm Newman. And Newman, and I'm Karen. Who? I'm Karen Walker, but Newman. He's a willing grace. Jerry, I need to borrow a big bag of pants.

Yes, and now do the most memorable Ned and Stacey episode. What? Do the most. Who are we? Okay, Ned and Stacey. Yeah, Ned and Stacey. Do the most memorable. I'm Ned and you're Stacey and we're about to kiss.

Nailing it. This is the pilot. A beaver. This is the pilot. A little bit more. Phoebe Ross, Rachel, Monica. Get in here. What is this, mumbo number five?

Okay. Great, and now do a friend's episode, but modern day. Uh, we're just sitting here on our phones, not talking. We're depressed friends. I'm 50. Okay, and Joey gets me, too. Oh, God. Whoa.

See. That was exauching. Joey gets me, too. Oh God. Whoa. See. That was exauching. Show me gets me, dude. The one where Joey gets me, dude. One of them just brought back friends. They're like, Fritz, one day, only special. The name of it, they're released a week before.

It's called the one where Joey gets me, dude. How are you doing respectfully? How are you canceled? Okay. Do you guys have a fucking aunt? I cancel all three of those, dude of those dudes right out of the gate. Ross even Ross. I can't sell a cancel.

Would you cancel Chandler? Yeah. Why? What has Chandler done? All right, so someone sent a compilation of Chandler cancels. Chandler being homophobic to DVC. Oh, that'll just be every episode.

Yeah, I know. You send me your Chandler cancels. Could I be any more gay panic? I don't even remember, do you fucking little fucking kids? Do you think I can think of is that state of the art is art, Garfunkel's solo album? So I don't know what, I don't know if it's a joke. I have no memory of what really is a joke. I'll give you some, it's a TV one with a guy turned off the TV. I'm just a junkie. I'm just a junkie. I'm just a junkie. I'm just a junkie. I'm just a junkie.

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I'm just a junkie. I'm just a junkie. I'm just a junkie. I'm just a junkie. I'm just a junkie. I'm just a junkie. I'm just a junkie. or while shouting manually operate a remote controlled device or an ordinary switch? No. Did Jake see the TV screen just before he shouted? Yes. Video tape to movies usually have their durations printed on their boxes. Is that fact significant? Yes, because it lets us know that it's from 1994.

He just knew when the movie was going to... Yes, that's... I was out of it. And everyone went to the kitchen for snacks, and I'm not just commercial came on. Jake turned to the set. Oh, shut up, he shouted. Angrily at the TV, and it did. Oh, yes, the shining.

It's like a rewind. It's like a rewind thing. He's a wizard. It's a what? It's a silent movie. It's a... Why do commercials come on after a movie that he rented? Like a VHS movie.

Is that part of it? Thank you, point. No, I'm just wondering if they didn't have commercials. Like, coming next, soon to DVD video, maybe. Maybe, maybe, yeah. I've always had those before, though. So it's not voice activated, because this technology didn't exist.

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Yes, horses. All techno, the oldest techno. The oldest control of the world, a horse. No, his horse's name was dance with me actually and he said, Oh, shut up and dance with me. Don't you dare look back. Just keep your horse eyes on me. I did a horsey back.

I said shut up and horse with my horse. How do you see that music video? It's just a man singing at a horse. Is it? No, it's so good. I do, I'd call it, I did love their first song. Remember Anna's son? No.

The band walked them in the end of the song. And the song's Anna's son. And the song's Anna's son. I only know shut up and dance with my son. Will you buy a new dog and name it remote control? So the next time Mariah says, we pass the remote, you hand her a dog. Yes. And then you live with that bit for 19 more years?

I like Addles, right? 19 years? How long you think a dog lives? With modern technology for ever. Yeah, dogs can live for as long as people. And they should. And people should die at about 12 years. All people, all people, all people.

Starting now. If you're old, you made it. All right, you guys want the answer? Yes. I guarantee you fucking idiot cucks are never gonna get me to meet you. Oh, now I'm getting me to the TV obeyed. Eager to show off his elaborate new equipment, Jake had friends over. Not only did he set up his video cassette player, but he also carefully reviewed the instructions for his TV set, which included a timer that would turn it off at a specified time later.

He carefully set the shut off timer to out less than the movie by a minute or two. And when the ad came on, saw a warning on the screen that the TV would turn itself off in a couple of seconds Yes, he knew that it would be shutting off immediately So we shouted at the TV set just

for The fun of it Japs by that riddle a fucking suit and tie cuz I'm taking it to riddle court it's a riddle court. All rise for Judge JPC in riddle court. All rise, all rise, all rise. I'm typing it all down. It has always. I'm the one who types types types.

And bailiff McConaughey, do you have a bailiff McConaughey dog name? Be it like cool or if I did. All right, all right, all right. Rettle court is now in session Judge JPC. Matthew McColley. Hey. That's it. session, judge JPC. Matthew McCalley, hey. That's it. That's my last name. It's Matthew McCalley, hey.

That's it. And as we all know, JPC stands for Juris Prudence Kumar. You're all, I wanna defend this riddle against the prosecutor, Adel, because I think this riddle is fun. I mean, we've never had a riddle end with just for the fun of it. The court recognizes the country lawyer with bare feet

and torn up pants. You look like a Hulk. It's basically a giant. Your honor, she is a Hulk, but she turns into a bear instead of a green giant. Great, and so you're a Hulk that turns into a bear? You know, I don't see how this is relevant. I don't see how it's relevant. We're talking about this riddle, Great and so you're a Hulk that turns into a bear I don't see I was really we're talking about this riddle and I think this riddle holds up

What is your not well into agree with you, but I will hear from the defense? This riddle fucking sucks. I've been a riddle expert for Months now and I feel like that riddle does not hold up to the standard of quality i'm the defense he's the prosecutor that's true mister charter mister charter will remind you that you are the prosecution days and confused was one of my movies i'm just this is me mathi

mcconnell hit chiming in what's that one where i was dying goes to girlfriend's past. That's it. You should have hired someone more professional. This lawyer is about to get off scoffing. Oh, hold on, I was in a lawyer movie. Mrs. Hippie Burnin? No.

What's that Lincoln lawyer? Lincoln lawyer. You're honor, if I may speak for Adder or five. My name is Matthew McCarty. I am a Lincoln lawyer. Meaning I'm about to get shot in the back of the head. You're honor, the jury has returned to verdict. I'll entertain that.

Thank you, Mr. Foreman. Loved you in house. All right. All rise for my official reading. Okay, I'm going to type everything down. If it pleases your honor while you do your official reading, I'm going to bring in the world's oldest remote control. This is my horse.

His name is Toffee. It pleases me very much to see a horse named Toffee. All right. And Mr. Jerry, Mr. Foreman, are you sure that this is the verdict that you want to turn into the court? Your honor, I am sure. All right. It says, it's time for plugs.

It just says it's time for plugs. What does that mean? Does anyone in court have something that they want to plug? I think it means it's time to do the plugs. Do you have anything that you want to plug? Yes, I'm Nistonographer. And you should fall. Eric gave ten on Instagram to find out about her web series and other projects that she does like shows. That makes sense. I'm a kind of hey, anything to plug? I think I want to plug Lincoln Navigator. Oh, Lincoln Navigator.

When you're riding in a Lincoln, you feel like you're watching theater with your wife. Mm-hmm. Great. And I'd just like to go ahead and plug the Hey Riddle Riddle Patreon. It's great. You can give us some money every month and see some free bonus episodes. There's another review crew. If you want even more bonus content, that's on there as well. The newsletter's always a lot of fun. I heard JPC doesn't ever fucking contribute a playlist, so stop telling me that I do. And that's about enough time for the court. So,

Forman, do you have anything to plug? Yeah, you could keep watching all the episodes of House. Anything to plug? Yeah, you could keep watching all the episodes of House. I looked like the coach of a football team. George Foreman, do you have anything to plug? My Grills! You're on an adult me to enter up, but there's one last thing I'd like to say. Oh, that one?

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