Hey Riddle Riddle - #76: How Far Up The Egg Do The Pants Go?

Episode Date: January 1, 2020

Another year in the books, can you believe it? Well, The Clue Crew is going to celebrate the only way we know how: with Riddles! And not just any riddles, some special riddle submissions from incredibly smart and good-looking listeners just like you! So join us as we cap 2019 and welcome 2020. Here's to 400 more years of this cursed podcast!Starring:Adal RifaiJohn Patrick CoanErin KeifEditing by: Casey ToneyTheme by: Arne ParrottLogo by: Emily Kardamis & Emmaline MorrisWant more? Get Weekly Bonus Eps on Patreon!Want merch? Visit our TeePublic Store!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Take all the riddles off the shelf and throw them in the trash Hey happy new year riddle riddle Happy new year riddle riddle Happy new year riddle riddle to both of you I'm so glad we're all spending new years together Yeah, is this sad? No, I like it. No, no, no.

And I like the little streamers you put up at. Oh, it's very festive. Hey, Addle, if it was sad, would we have all just been crying? Yeah, I think I put up stream. I put up, I have eight iPads, and I put them all on Twitch. Yeah, we're all streamers up. PewDiePie, Ninja. It's very festive.

This is how I love to spin by New Year's. This is nice. I'm glad we said no significant others. They would just get in the way. Guys, this is 2020. This is going to be the year of perfect vision. I mean, finally Paul Bettany will get his own TV show. It'll be fantastic.

This is going to be underused. She's been underused. Perfect vision 2020. The year of Paul Bettany. I cannot believe winch. Vision of the winch. Vision of the winch. Vision of the winch. Vision of the winch. Vision of the winch. Vision of the winch. Vision of the winch.

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But you know what looking back 2019 what a year what a year what a mighty good year Keep talking over my thing. Do you guys want to talk through some of what our New Year's resolutions were last year and How we did on them. Yes, I do think we actually talked about this on the podcast about that. I think we did. We did. Because we had a off book on the off book. And we said some of our new resolutions. And I would love to see how much we fucking failed at those. Did you relic up what everyone said? I of course did not. I remember mine. I barely remember my number one was to have off book back on. And that did not happen. Off book, the phone must be off the hook because I'm calling it, I'm not getting any pickups.

The phone's not re-knowing. Just. I remember I was so nervous for that show. I was such a fan. I still am such a fan, so. It's funny, not until after the show where you're like, I'm a huge fan of theirs. I'm like, oh, I didn't, you acted like you didn't know

who they were. I did, you did that? Playing cool. No, to me, when I set off books, it's gonna be on your like, okay, cool. You kept calling Zach Kate. So, I guess. And Jess Moss, yeah.

No, they are so great. I think it only really been a fan for like four months or so when we had the mob, but I was certainly nervous. They're literally the best. Aaron, what were some of your new years resolution? I think my new years resolution was to be able to do a split. Mm, and it's right. You haven't been asked split in front of you.

And it is making me not flexible, really turning my muscles to stone. And JPC, your new years resolution was 1080p? Yes. Well, actually. And I wanted to be back lit. I know this is bad audio, but I'm gonna take off my headphones and then add-on and

JBC are going to fairly narrate how close I am to the split. Okay, and you know we won't. I know, and then I'll get back on my mic and I'll tell you what my split journey will be. Okay, well, we'll accurately represent this. Erin is standing up. She's stretching. She's getting into a car.

She drank a fifth of of Jack dare her to drive Okay Aaron is behind the table so I can't really see what's going on She said that she was gonna show us how close to the splits she was gonna get I didn't think she'd be doing a brief prayer before but I guess this is part of it faces beat red her leg is clearly broken I've seen I've seen videos of people doing theitz. This is not part of the process. Okay, she's stretching. This must be stretching.

Okay. I've... Okay. I think she's getting close to being able to be ready to start. She keeps staring at us, waiting for us to be impressed. I think nothing she has done is impressed. She's way too much knee for this to be the split. It looks like she's...

She's tipped at me. Like a truck racer for this to be the splits. It looks like she's she's Tim T-Bowing truck like a like a track racer like getting in the blocks Okay, okay, okay Aaron's coming back to the table now JPC and I are gonna hold up numbers We'll verbally hold them up. So this will be from one to ten Judge Addle gives you 1.3. Are you okay? Judged with JPC, it looks like he is ditched all of the pre-made cards and he's just holding up a question, Mark.

So this is what happened. Yeah, walk us through what happened. If you'd given me like three more minutes if I'd like stretched and got into it, I would have been pretty close. I- Real quick, we didn't stop you. Have you actually been working towards this? I've actually, I didn't, wasn't taking it as seriously for like, like March through June

or whatever. Sure. But what I got to the summer, I got re-energized about it. And I started going to physical therapy for my shoulder and then I asked them about that. And they were like, yeah, that's great. And then I got a gift card to this place called stretch lab, where they stretch you out. So I've actually gotten so much closer to a split. And I also have a lot less hip pain.

Interesting. Now, I used to have, I get, like, because I have one leg that's longer than the other leg, I get a lot of, like, hip pain. And so it's a lot. If it helps, it's noticeable. I know. Hip pain.

And my legs fall asleep a lot, and that's been happening less now that I've been focusing on Getting closer to the splits. So that was mine. Can we backtrack a little bit? Yeah, she went to a doctor for your shoulder That was a physical therapist. Okay, and you told them you're gonna try and do the splits and they said that's great Yeah, they were like that's great That makes sense because I was like also like and then I get hit pain and it's probably normal But my legs fall asleep all the time and they're like that's not normal. How did they say that's great? That's great?

That's great. Okay. That's a great call. You sure you sure it wasn't, that's great. That's great. No, they're like on the phone chewing gum. I think the flexible is a good goal, because it's like it's good for your circulation,

and yeah, you should be stretching all the time. But yeah, I definitely didn't, haven't given up. I haven't been as aggressive about it as maybe I should be. I don't think that, I know that I haven't been actively working towards any like New Years Resolutions over the course of last year. I think what I talked about on the podcast last year was the ones that I'd done for the

previous year. I don't think I made any new ones this year. I think you did. I think you did. Less Farts. Movies. Watch movies. No, that was last year.

Anyway, I haven't been- Watch 100 movies. I did that last year though. Okay. And I can't remember if I said I was going to try to do that Well, that was last year. Anyway, I haven't been- I've been- I watched a hundred movies. I did that last year, though. Okay. And I can't remember if I said I was going to try to do that again, but I didn't. I didn't, I never once this year, like, tracked my movie watching or anything. I think mine, if anything, mine might have been to read all of Discworld possibly.

I've been wanting to do that for a while, but I'm not going to read it until I have all the books, and I'm like six away, so I should just start. Does anyone have any ones that they are making for this new year? Do a split. You still read all this, girl. It's great. Very good. So I want to at least, and I think I did this last year

just by accident, but I want to at least read 12 books this year. So try to do a book a month. That's one of my goals for this year. Because reading is one of those things that sometimes I just let fall by the wayside. But I do want to try to read more this year. Well, I think with the review crew, we're doing an amorous book one.

Yeah, that's true. So maybe review review crew just turns into a book club. Yeah. And when I say I want to read a book every month this year, I mean a one-page children's book like animals. That's going to count for me for that. I want to cheat basically. I did the good reads challenge. Last year, I read like 85 books this year, I read 60, but maybe 16 of them were comic books or graph novels, so I did kind of cheat. That's still not bad. No, that's not bad at all.

Reading is like, I do enjoy it, but I have to make myself do it. Because so much other stuff is just life, baby. I used to read on the train all the time, but now I listen to so many podcasts that I feel like the time that I would be reading on the train, I'm listening to podcasts. Podcasts are bug books. Nope.

Not the ones I listen to. They're bad for me. They're actively bad for me. They're actively bad for me. Speaking of actively bad for you, Jeeps, are you baby new riddles? I'm a little baby new riddles this year. Little baby new riddles. So I thought it would be

fine. I don't know if you guys remember. His diaper finally has a context. Oh my god, there's my contact. Right back in the eye. So remember last year when we took those riddles that had been submitted to us by our listeners and we put them in the time capsule and we said we're gonna wait one year for these new year's riddles and then we're going to open up the time capsule and do the new year's riddles next new years. That makes no sense. No, I never heard that. Okay, well I did that.

It may have been a little dream. But we had a lot of actual riddle submissions that came into us last year around the first of the year, some of them even wish to say happy new years. So we didn't read those. We never even fucking responded to them. But today they're finally going to get their day before. Oh, fun. I like that idea. So these are all riddle submissions from about exactly one year ago.

Hindsight. Hindsight. We should have ridden last year. Hindsight is 2020. 2018. To the year of Hindsight. Hindsight is 20. You were asking so little of me in that moment. And, uh, and Heinz ketchup is good.

So I'll ask you. I think I broke both my groin muscles. I'm not okay. These hurdles, uh, are from Adam, um, from Norwich England. Oh, yeah. You must have an accent. Uh, yeah, and I'm going to read. I'm going to read you a warlock.

Narwich. Narwich. I'm going to read these in this, uh, what I'm gonna read you a warlock. No, which, not a rich. I'm gonna read these in what I assume his accent is. Edel Edden, JPC. Scottish, not English. Well, this is English. Liver, liver, polio. You can still know.

A death knifing author called B. It's an ex-pothecary, known as popular in America. When you're a kid, but she's been a part of British culture now for over 100 years. Sure, the bunny story. Peter, or Velotine Rabbit?

In case you're not familiar, she wrote books about the anthropomorphic animals such as Peter Rabbit. Benjamin Bunny, Jimmy Mimma Puddle Doc, never heard of that fucking one. Benjamin Bunny is the bunny who aged backwards. Uh-huh, and to a carrot. And they would go and shoot at Warty and the adventures. I started reading them to my daughter, one of the stories. Though short, they contained about eight riddles.

Aaron, you know earlier when you said this is bad audio and you did this, but the better audio than this? Yeah, this is bad audio. And so I thought of you all. This one was worth it in 1993. It was for small, wee little children. So you sharely guys can work them out right. All right, fuck you Ed.

What did it happen at the end there? Here they are. All right, so this is rid of number one. Okay. Riddle me, riddle me. Rot, tot, tot. A little wee man, and a red red coat. Okay, what is it?

A staff in his hand. No. And a stone in his throat. Yes. If you tell me this riddle, I'll give you a grote. What's a grote? Can you add a little bit more whimsy this time when you read it? I think it grotes money. Wait, I am grote. You mean the future exporter invented Guardians of the Galaxy? Um, basically riddle me riddle me, wrots tattooed.

A weed is a man in a red red coat. A staff in his hand, a stone in his throat. I'll tell you the riddle. I'll give you a grote. If you tell me this riddle, I'll give you a grote. So we have to make up a riddle. Yeah, you got to make up a grote. This is a bad riddle. It's a bad riddle, so do this for me.

Okay, so here's your clue. You guys want a clue? Yeah. Wait, hold on. No clue. Before clue. Sure. Little Mee riddle me. Scoop sissa. I have a red coat Wait, hold on. No, no clue. Before a clue, let's see. It'll be riddled me. Scoop sissa.

I have a red coat, tada. And if you tell me what's in my throat, you have to write the riddle, because I'm too tired. It is, how do I say it, right? It is funny, any riddle that starts a vamping for time. Ha ha ha ha. So, who do two, two, two?

Ooh, what else? Look over there. There's a milk on a shelf Giddly do and skittly hey, I haven't come up with a riddle today Speaking of milk on a shelf JPC. Thank you for that Christmas present. Yeah, you're off That's actually a subscription There's a milfoo sits on your shelf that's 35 dollars Make sure you're being nice for sad that. No, this isn't filler.

This is just how you do musical improv, where it's like, it's cold outside. Oh look, there's a lizard. I hope that we don't get lost in this blizzard. Like you just. You can do a provides Shakespeare. You're just setting up the rhyme for yourself. So riddle me, riddle me, rot-tot-tote.

A wee little man in a red red coat. Okay, so wee little man in a red red coat coat. Okay, so a wee little man and a red-red coat. Immediately, I think Santa Claus. Gardenome. But Santa Claus is big. Okay, yeah. So, wee man and a red-coats, but it's probably not a living man. Well, I'm Johnny Knoxville.

Welcome to Jackass. And it's not, is it something that's alive? No. So, it's not a gardenome. That's the stone that's thrown. And it's. So, a staff in his hand, in a stone, in his throat. Mailbox.

So the riddle me, riddle me, root the toad. And if you tell me this riddle, I'll give you a grote. Those don't are relevant. A wee little man in red red coat. So we little red red coat, staff in hand, stone in throat. Is it? It's not alive.

Little red stone through? No. What are those things? Gargoyle. So your clue is that a groat is a coin and it's irrelevant. But your other clue is this is a food item. Oh, strawberry. No. So it's going to be a pit in the middle. Yeah. Red, red coat, staff and staff in here. Oh, that's gonna be the stem. So, stem. Cherry. Yes, it's a cherry. Yes, it's a cherry.

Okay, ready? Wait, I wanna see a scene. Ooh. After I said gargoyle, I thought, so you two are gargoyles in your endop of a building, and you are just trying to keep a positive attitude, even though you only really have each other to talk to you for eternity. Oh another another day on top of this building. It's good good thing. It's a good thing. I mean, yeah There are shorter buildings. We could be on a shorter building. You know shorter building

And even though I'm gothic and nature and craft. I feel I have a positive disposition. Yeah, Brad I just want to say thank you for 117 years and 217 more. Wouldn't have it any other way after 170 more fucking Time is the great destroyer of all things. Yes. Yes Okay, oh, oh a car Card card just hit me Shit, I broke my claw. Oh, it's a But also, okay, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh You're f**king crazy. You're f**king crazy. Finally, we got the building all to myself. One gargoyle looming over all of the city.

We'll cut you 117 years later. Oh, fuck sucks. What do you think? Kitty pity within the wall. Yeah. Kitty pity without the wall. If you touch itty pity, Hitty pity will bite you. It's not Hitty pity.

Hitty pity. Can you say it again? I don't know what you want me to. Hitty pity within the wall. Hitty pity without the wall. If you touch Hitty pity, Hitty pity will bite you. Snake.

Electricity. No. Hitty pity within the wall. Hitty pity without the wall. Is this like a pink floyer? Can I read this clip? Yeah, can I read this clip? Please.

This is my favorite clue, Adam. The wall is a garden wall, I guess. The question mark. Hitty Pitty is literally nonsense. See, you could ignore that. I don't want to ignore it. Is it a snake? Hitty Pitty is the majority of this riddle.

A snake. No. Within the wall without the fall wall, if you touch it, it will play you. Splinter. No. No, it's like, and it's on a garden wall. A thorn.

Yeah, it's a nettle. There's not even any information. This is the most British girl. This is the most British girl. This show has ever been, Oh, Hitty Pitty, pity bother wonky docky. Let's make a savory dessert. Let me hope the apples and pears.

A house full. Good bake. I just want to say, James, good bake. This is a good bake. Good bake. A house full, a whole full. And you cannot gather a bowl full. House full of whole full.

Is it deck of cards? Oh, no. No, it's full. House full of whole full, is it deck of cards? Oh, no. That's awesome. Do you get the answer? No, it's not. It's not a good answer, it's not awesome. Is it Stephanie Tanner? House full of whole full.

This whole spelled H.O.L.E. A house full, yeah. A whole full. But never a bull full. And you cannot gather a bull full. Heat. Heat is close thinking. Fire.

You're very close, but think one step beyond fire. Sun. No, no, no, no, it's the fire, but what else is about the fire? Smoke. Smoke is the answer. We ask him. I've smoked a bowl all the time. Yeah, well, this is not getting.

He's bulls it. At 1903, they weren't smoking bowls. My man, they were doing a sniffing huff. They snorted marijuana. Flower of life. Well, I say. Oh, dear. This is some choice weed. Ooh, this indico is the shit.

I know that I'm probably speaking nonsense. But since I spoke, don't you think that maybe we should let women vote? Well, shouldn't it be the same as us? And maybe we should, that's probably nonsense, though., they're just the same as us and maybe we should, that's probably nonsense though. I have to see a scene. James, you're going to be Salvia Holmes and Aaron are going to be. What are you?

You're going to be Dr. Weedson, boy, oh boy, Salvia Holmes and Dr. Weedson. And you, you were supposed to solve a case. It's Fox that you're a paid comedian. People have paid you to teach them how to do comedy. And this is what you do. That's DBC's reaction and I go, thank God Addles being paid for this would be a crime if you wasn't.

It's some bushly compound bullshit. Oh, our rival, Vogue. Please don't come after us. We're nothing to you. Yes, and you've been put on a case, but that was like eight months ago, and you don't know where the times go. Oh, shoot.

I'm out of cereal. What? We're out of cereal? My dear boy, what do you mean we're out of cereal? I feel like, oh, wait a minute. We were supposed to be doing something. What? No, dude. Oh My god, were we supposed to pick up Tammy from soccer? No, we don't even have a son. You're right. I was watching seventh heaven

I feel asleep. Okay, this is I think we were supposed to do a case. Oh My god, okay case. No, no hold on. We talking white castles. Oh shoot, okay. 30 pack bra, racks on racks. All right, I'm gonna postmate that. Can you postmate that? No, you can't put it through heavy. They have weight limits on postmates. It's all the week early, 19, and 18, hundreds. Yeah, I was postmates.

That's the, our, our, our friends at the post office, right? Yeah, of course. Okay, so we had a case, dude. No, seriously. I'm serious. All right, seriously. A case, okay. It was like, stop.

Okay, stop. Okay, um, stop. All right, seriously. It was okay, it was like, stop. Okay, stop. Okay, um, stop. Do you want to watch YouTube videos? Yeah, I do. I want to watch a video of a cat going down a water side. Yeah, I do. Okay, that was a cat going up a water slide. Oh, shoot, okay.

Shoot. Okay, we know that our case, our case. We were working, it was a mystery. Oh yeah. You were like, you put on your little hat and you were like, oh, it's all of it. And I was like, and I'll help. And then we lost the hat. And we lost the hat.

Oh, so we got to find the hat. That's job number one. Job number one. I think the case was something about it. Someone being dead and it was time sensitive. Time sensitive. Or someone would die unless we solve the case. It's all sensitive. White castle closes at eight. So solve the case for us. So, it's sensitive.

White castle closes at eight. So, we have to go now. Okay, let's go now. Let's see, you guys just reenacted Harold and Cooper. I've never seen it. PS, you can email me at Adolfo Fyadjima. Like, oh, I am available to teach workshops. I will travel internationally, so please let me know.

And I am available to teach war courses. And Adolf, as always, I'm a part of it. I go as his hype man, which means you pay for me to go. And then I, yeah, just get to at all by me, any dinner I want. That's her flower of England. I real quick. I do want to say I just want to say I love that in the 1900s that mail men were called postmates in England or I post my postmate. This is my postmate, he brings me the mail. Oh, sorry to hear that he went postmates.

Postmitate. I hated being though I wanted to tell you this Mary, but he's post-posed. Flower of England, flute of Spain, met together in a shower of rain. Put in a bag tied round with a string. If you'll tell me this riddle, I'll give you a ring. Papaya. It's a papaya, yes. Pia-ia. Tee.

Gaste. Flower of England, fruit of Spain. So what's a fruit in Spain? Met together. Fig. Not a fig, but you're on the right track. Met together in a shower of rain. Date.

Put in a bag tied around with a string. If you tell me this riddle, I'll give you a ring. Pupri. No. You were closest with fig. Date. Frun. It is a fruit.

It is a fruit, yes. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Your knowledge of European food isn't as good as an Edwardian child's. Okay, well, this is a specific client. I was halfway through the head.

Your knowledge of food isn't as good as an Edwardian child's. Okay, well, this is a specific kind of cake. It's a meat pie. No, it's with a fruit. A specific cake. It's very specific to England, I think. Um, flour of England, fruit of Spain. Fuck. Oh, dear.

Oh, father. Hey, what? Great, very, very, very, very, very, very, but it's a hint about the, give us a hint. Mmm. Wood fruit. So flour of England would be...

Uh, so I think that you will get it if you focus on this clue. Okay. You'll get the hint if you focus on this clue. Okay, no house at all. I'm giving you a clue. I know that it might be... What is clue? Board by this game that we're playing,

but this clue, oh, a plum. Oh, a plum. Professor plum. Plum cake. Plum. It's plum pudding. Plum pudding. I don't know what plum pudding is.

I'm assuming it's some sort of British holo blue. It's in a cake, it sounds like a pudding. Yeah. Anyway, but yes, that's the answer. I guess it's a flower of England and fruit of Spain. Spain has plums. And guess how? Sure, why not?

Flums. Famously. Flums. Spain, famous for plums. British hullabaloo. I'll say that to you, Spain. We're going to do it. See, I see, you two are just going to do your best guess

of what it sounds like in the British Parliament Order order order all take a plum pudding and Slow down slow down your oldman dessert first Did you first or decorum decorum? Let me throw these papers in the air papers papers papers. Oh what does he say something? I think that the chimneys are going to become too tall All right, Mr. L chimneys sweets the little sweeps the little off into the dust on their faces All rise all rise for the approaching of the Lord ride black No more no be Lord ride bracket, I want to say.

Don't mess with the picky fucking blinders. Oh, so. Steve. Was that right? Everyone from England? Yeah, that's what I've seen from TV. Oh, you guys gonna love this one? I'm a boy. I wanna see a scene, I'm sorry.

Fuck, I've been interrupted you three times, I'm sorry. I wanna see a scene before we let it slip past, just because it's my favorite type of scene to do. The three of us are in a mansion and there's been a murder. Fun. Ah! There's a body on the floor. Everyone please, stay calm, there's been a murder.

Move away, move away, I'm a pervert. Sergeant ketchup, Sergeant ketchup, please. You spent time in the war. Please call me Ash. Ash mustard? Ash ketchup. Ash ketchup. It's a poke about, that was a better. This man is dead. And he would know that because he's a pervert. I'm a pervert, yes.

Yes, you did touch him his pulse with your penis, so. No, no, I'm a pervert, but my perversion for living people. I've no interest in this corpse. Very good, very good. That's how I can tell. And it's me, Ms. Perple, and I'm sort of sexy, but I have lots to say. And you, where were you in this person

got murdered on the floor? Well, of course, my name is Mr. Caucasian, and I was sitting in the library trying to organize my books by how they feel about each other. And of course I was in the bathroom taking pictures of what I thought was someone else's feet but were by Feath and Amir. And I was in the drawing room drawing something. What were you drawing?

A bath? You're so good wet. I was drawing a bath. Hmm, one of us is lying. One of us is the murderer thunder lightning, thunder lightning, thunder lightning. Wait a second, if I was in the bathroom trying to take pictures of someone's feet but they were really my feet in a mirror, then where was the other man who was in the bathroom? I followed Mr. Caucasian into the bathroom.

Yeah, I did it. See? We did it. What was, were you in that scene? We did a world news scene where I did like a clue scene and I said, there's been a murder. Someone killed the toilet. Yeah, how is it? Somebody took a big dump and murdered the toilet.

Ah, Humabobba. And was it Eddie at the end who was like, I did it. He was like the only one not in that universe. His name was like Rick. Hummabub. Buzz Buzz. Hummabub. Buzz.

As I went over the, That would be so funny if that was the end. That sounds like it's like a rap chorus. Hummabub. Buzz. Buzz. Hummabub. Buzz. Hummabub. It's like a rap course. Hama-bomb buzz buzz, hama-bomb buzz. Hama-bomb buzz buzz, hama-bomb buzz. Hama-bomb buzz, hama-bomb buzz.

Hama-bomb buzz, hama-bomb buzz, hama-bomb buzz. Hama-bomb buzz, she's a bee. She's a bee bitch. She's a bee bitch and she's here. She's a bee. You're not allowed to a birthday party. If she stings you one, she dies, but it's worth it. Broom.

That's about it. Complex and long as a little Nashek song needs to be. So, all right, but it's worth it. Broom! That's a bad idea. That's a bad idea. Complex and long as a little Nashek song needs to be. All right, sorry, go ahead, dude. As I went over Tipple Time, I met a flock of Bonnie Swine. Some yellow knacked, some yellow backed, they were the very Bonnie swine that air went over the Tipple Time. It bees.

It's bees. It's bees. The answer is bees. It's not bees. Shut bees. It's bees. It's bees. The answer's bees. It's not bees. Shut up, it's not. It is okay, we're moving right on. It was bees. Seriously?

Yes. That was a joke from the rap. Some yellow neck, some yellow back. These are none of these make sense. Humpty Dumpty lies in the back. I can't believe I got that as a joke. With a white counter pain around his neck. 40 doctors and 40 rights cannot put Humpty Dumpty to rights.

What? Did they rhyme rights with rights? WRIGHTS. N-R-I-T-I-S. Yes, yes, yes. Humpty Dumpty lies in the back with a white counter pain around his neck. Sorry, are you saying back?

Beck B-E-C-K. Like the Scientologist? Yep. How do I? 40 doctors and 40 rights cannot put Humpty Dumpty to rights. What's a Beck? If I could turn Beck time. I think it's like a ditch.

Really? Dumpty lives in a ditch with something around his neck. With a white counter pain around his neck. Counter pain. 40 doctors and 40 rights like builders cannot put Humpty Dumpty to rights. I'm so confused. It's Humpty Dumpty. What is Humpty Dumpty?

It's a name. Yeah, you got an egg. Oh really? Oh. I was like, what do we have to solve with the tile is? Hickamore, Hackamore, Michaelmore, Mackamore. No, Mackamore, pop and thirds. How many of these have you made up on the spot?

All of them. You really think that there's an atom from Norwich England. No. Norwich England, I'm kind of associated. I don't think we have any list. Absolutely. No, Hickamore, Hackamore, on the King's Kitchen door,

all the King's horses and all the King's men couldn't drive Hickamore, Hackamore, off the King's Kitchen Door, all the King's Horses, and all the King's Men couldn't drive Hickamore, Hackamore, off the King's Kitchen Door. This is egg again, right? That's egg again. Is it? He says, guess what? It's an egg again.

I can only apologize. All right, and here's the last one that Adam says. Wait, before we gotta do this. Addle your Humpty Dumpty. And David's here is other egg friend who's daring him to go on top of a wall. I think he feels better on the ground. I just wanna see on the ground.

No, man, you're never gonna be anything if you stay on the ground. Take it from me, Macklemore. You gotta put yourself out there, man. You gotta go, high, go, off, go hard. I don't wanna make anything, I mean, I took your advice and I went to a thrift store and I bought pants. I'm an egg with pants, I think that's enough.

I think that's, I think that's, that's being part of, no man, I think I'm, I think people are noticing. Every, every noticing, every egg is wearing pants nowadays. Mine, do you wanna know something? I was, I was born, I was born, Charles the egg. I changed my first name to Humpty, because he said it was flavorful. No, I said, I said Humpty has flavor.

I guess. Look, I've already taken two pieces of advice from you. I changed my first name to Humpty and I bought pants. Look, look, look, I'm not gonna fault. Do you, did you hear about that gargoyle who fell? I did, yeah. I don't wanna be like that. He crushed another egg.

Yeah, he crushed Michael Moore. Who is my little producer guy? Oh no, I'm so sorry to hear. Look, I'm gonna pop some tags. Over that? I'm gonna break your shell. If you don't... How are you gonna pop tags, you only have what is this?

In 1819, $20 in your pocket. Yeah, it came out of my pocket. I don't know, run through your pants, man. Hold on. in your pocket. Yep, it came out of my pocket. I don't run through your pants, man. Hold on. Sorry, I've been a tailor for 55 years. I'm not sure how to make you these pants. Oh, is it because I'm an egg?

Yeah, the shape of you, it's confusing. It's sort of, you have these little legs that have seemingly come out of nowhere. But how far up the egg do the pants go? To your eyes? Let me, if this is helpful, let me point to where my genitals are. I'm picking you up in a bar. Um. Put me down.

How far? Put me down. How far up the egg do the pants go? Is that a, is that a, is that a, is that a, is that a, is that a, is that a, is that a, is that a, is that a, is that a, is that a, is that a, is that a, is that a, is that a, is that a, is that a, is that a, is that a, is that a, is that a, is that a, is that a, is that a, is that a, is that a, is that a, is that a, is that a, is that a, is that a, is that a, is that a, is that a, is that a, is that a, is that a, is that a, is that a, is that a, is that a, is that a, is that a, is that a, is that a, is that a, is that a, is that a, is that a, is that a, is that a, is that a, is that a, is that a, is that a, is that a, is that a, is that a, is that a, is that a, is that a, is that a, is that a, is that a, is that a, is that a, is that a, is that a, is that a, is that a, is that a, is that a, is that a, is that a, is that a, is that a, is that a, is that a, is that a, is that a, is that a, is that a, is that a, is thaty age is a mix of God all the way Oh, honey dumped it Save Humpty and dump you Something iconic just happened by accident how far up the egg to the fans go Humpty dumped the other next t-shirt It doesn't like help me and dummy. Come me. Humbi and Dummy met up at a bar.

Humbi and Dummy kicked out of my car. What? Very far. I am an egg-waring pants. I think that's enough. Arthur O'Bourne has broken his hand on his band. He comes roaring up the land. The king of Scots with all his power

cannot turn Arthur of the Bower. I don't I you read it again. Mersey. Yep, you're about to claim, Clay Murphy. Arthur O'Bower has broken his band. He comes roaring up the land. The king of scots with all his power cannot turn Arthur of the Bower. Put these words. Of course. Waste band did he break his belt? It's like a cart thing, made me feel real. Do you want to hear Adam's clue? Yeah.

This is about as obscures that get and I can't help you because I don't understand. Wait, broke up a band, is it Yoko Ono? It's Yoko Ono. 1903, very predictive, but yes, it's Yoko Ono. The answer is- Someone, please write a riddle where the answer is Yoko Ono inside of you. So even though we will know what the answer is. Someone, please write a riddle where the answer is Yoko Ono

and said it's Yoko Ono, so we'll read it. Even though we will know what the answer is. We'll read it a year later. The answer is, it's a goddamn sun beam for some reason. Arthur says... But can you read it again? Yeah. I think it's Arthur O'Bour, which that name means nothing,

but has broken his band, like a band of sun maybe? He comes roaring up the land, like the sun rises. The king of scots with all his power cannot turn Arthur of the power. So, you know, humans can't do anything to stop the sun, I guess is what it's saying. Anyway, Adam's a good luck with these. They're 100 years old.

I wanted you like riddles. I see this take from you and not give to you. And you know what I mean? Here's the thing, Adam knew what he was doing because he entered the email, good luck with these. He didn't say, like, love the show. He didn't say, like, bye bye. He said, good luck with these, which

means he knows they're bullshit. Let's take a break, because I need to calm down. But before we go to break, I do want to say one thing to both of you, co-hosts, and feel free to join in. Scoop-o-d-zoo-budoo, bobby beep-o-dee. Who's on the skeep-o-dee loves to be heep-o-dee-bzoo-budoo, bobby-beep-o-dee. Whov-un-the-skip-o-dee loves to be heep-o-dee. Here I go, a scoop to do. I'm gonna go to the bathroom and pee.

Okay, so Aaron and Adel both have Adam Sandler to see. And I'm not gonna go to a bathroom and go to a bathroom and go to a boat. We'll be right back. One, two, three, four, eight, Rick, go Rick! Go Rick! We're back. We're back. We're back. We're back. We're back. We're back. We're back. We're back. We're back. We're back. We're back. We're back. We're back. We're back. We're back. We're back. We're back. We're back. We're back. We're back. We're back. We're back. We're back. We're back. We're back. We're back. We're back. We're back. We're back. We're back. We're back. We're back. We're back. We're back. We're back. We're back. We're back. We're back. We're back. We're back. We're back. We're back. We're back. We're back. We're back. We're back. We're back. We're back. We're back. We're back. We're back. We're back. We're back. We're back. We're back. We're back. We're back. We're back. We're back. We're back. We're back. We're back. We're back. We're back. We're back. We're back. We're back. We're back. We're back. We're back. We're back. We're back. We're back. We're back. Okay, um, can I just need some advice? This podcast is sponsored by Squarespace. I'm not, I'm not mad at you. We're pranking app. Squarespace is the only one website platform

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Hey, what's going on? I actually, I want to prank JPC, and I want to set up a whole website to prank him. Do you have anything that like, is there like an online store that could set up on my website to sell products? Did you know that with Squarespace? You can have custom merch.

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Wait, what's going on with Adel? Oh, nothing, nothing. I'm just sending up a very normal Squarespace website, not a prank thing. No, he's gonna tune you. And I'm gonna use analytics. Use insights to grow my business and learn where my site visits and sales are coming from. That's pretty cool. I'm gonna improve my website and build marketing strategy based on top keywords

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But how? I don't know. This show is sponsored by BetterHelp. Hey, Adel and JPC. Thank you for meeting me in the middle of the woods here. I am sort of at an impasse. I can't decide whether or not to go this way or this way. I'm having a hard time choosing a path. You know, they're never truly is a middle of the woods.

Isn't it funny to think about something like that? They're never truly is a middle. No, this is the middle. Okay, this is it. How do you help? Yeah, actually. So as per Robert Frost, I don't know if you know his poems. He has a poem called Better Help. I believe this is written in the 1800s, but it still stands true today more than ever. Aaron, you should try Better Help. Have you heard of this? You seen this? Mm-hmm. Because sometimes Aaron and life were faced with tough choices

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And for any you don't want to pay for anymore, just hit cancel. And Rocket money will cancel it for you. It's that easy. Kling, cling, cling. Mm-hmm. It also categorizes your expenses so you can easily track your budget in real time and also get alerted if anything looks off. Over three million, over three million people have used rocket money saving the average person up to $720 a year.

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for doing speeches about rocket money, the website. I love your rocket money. I like my clank, rocket money, the website. Click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click I think that the cobblestone road to too cold. I think we should have lampposts on every block. Okay, so the medicines working in your Adam's handler disease is getting marginally better by the end of the episode where you might be. Here we go. The stupidest boards,

stupidest bath, Adilies on the very, very top. Another riddle from New Year's of last year, this one comes from Jack Fluchenjur. And Jack Fluchenjur spelled the name phonetically, so that I would understand this riddle. They say, my Puzzy is one of my intro to education professor gave the class,

don't worry, completely off topic. Two men are lost in the woods. One goes north and the other goes south. After an hour of walking in straight lines, they run into each other. How can this be? Easy. They ran into each other's twins.

Antoine's. Antoine's. I love walking through the woods. I am the Danny DeVito one. Antoine's. They're walking on a small little planet like the little prince. Oh, Phantom Planet. Calls for something with like water.

No, something with water. No, it's not wet. One goes north, one goes south. They walk for an hour and they run into each other. They could last in the woods. One goes north, the other goes south. Well, they're lost in the woods, so they're walking in a round direction. After an hour of walking in straight lines, they run into each other. How can this be? Skype. Skype, yeah, they run into each other on Skype. Whoa, they were lost separate from each other. Aaron has got it. She had a dog. Damn dog. Nice one Aaron. They were lost in the woods, but they were not lost together. They were lost separate. I want to see a scene. Aaron and

James, you're both lost in the woods. You're together at this time, but you meet in the woods, you were lost separately, you bumped into each other, and now you're still lost in the woods, you're together at this time, but you meet in the woods, you were lost separately, you bumped into each other and now you're still lost. Okay. Oh my God. Kate. Shoot. Oh, um,

I think God you're here. God, I've been so lost. You said shoot. Yeah. When you saw me. Oh, um, I, um, when I got lost, I kept, I got so, so lost. And I kept seeing the same river over and over again. And I thought I just thought maybe we'd never see each other again.

Yeah, because when we hooked up, you said see in another life. And then you ran off into the woods. And I was like, and I thought maybe we wouldn't run back into each other. I thought like, I'll hope I hope we run back into each other. But like the chances are so slim, like these woods are pretty big. So I did like, I'll hope, I hope we run back into each other. But like, the chances are so slim. Like, these words are pretty big. So I did run into someone. Well, here's your close back.

We cut it, we cut to the river that she kept running into. I'm telling you, the blue album is my best work, but Fingertain is a lot of people's favorites. You are handsome. You're very cute for a non-Japanese girl. What? Don't say that. I'm not saying anything wrong. I'm just I'm reverse Cuomo. Yeah, okay. Well, I will hopefully see you again

Maybe in a couple of minutes. Yeah, come to my concert. Okay. Yeah pretty sweet Come back. Wait, you saw weasers rivers Cuomo in the woods. Mm-hmm Why didn't you follow? We got to get the fuck out of here. We lost in the woods. Mm-hmm. Well, why didn't you follow? We gotta get the fuck outta here. We've been lost in these woods. Well, here's the thing. I ran into him and then thought, I may never see you again. So we like hooked up. But I thought I would never see you again.

So you can't be mad at me. We just hooked up like an hour ago. We'll come back to rivers. That was great sex. Yeah, thank you. Can you do me a favor? Yeah. It's something I ask anyone I sleep with.

Can you scream a a favor? Sure. It's something I ask anyone I sleep with. Can you scream a river wind through it? Seed. Wouldn't you say that? Yeah. After what we just did. Jack also says I love the sound, or God, I love the podcast. It's a great soundtrack to drawing or working out.

I listened to it with my dad when we were driving to my university to move in, and maybe if he was more tech savvy, he would listen, he would be an avid listener too. Well, Jack, we fucking doubt it, but thanks. That's really sweet. Thanks for trying. Does he say where he goes to school? He just said it's none of your fucking business. Go moon cats.

This next riddle is from Alex. And Alex says, I thought I'd help you kick off 2019, right? With some homegrown riddles, fresh at the brain of it. Hydroponic riddles. So you were wrong about 2019, but here we are in 2020, and we're gonna finally get to your riddles, Alex. And by the way, since you said all of these riddles in a year ago, if you hear a riddle on the show

and you still listen to the show, go ahead and write back into us. I just tell us why. Why you still listen. You have a founding thing better yet. There's better podcasts out there. We'll recommend to better podcasts. Please send us your go-own-of-rills.

Yeah, HRIR podcast at Gmail.com. If you send us riddles right now, you will be hearing them on air in 2021. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 2020, fun. I contain appearances by some very famous Shakespearean characters, four other men, a father, and finally an American and an African. I feature parts of South Asia, Canada, and Peru along the way.

Despite some early pieces being in Greek, people all over the globe know me word for word. Bible. What am I? The Bible. Uh, no. What, what, what, what America is in the Bible? Jesus. Once you move people around on Utah. I contain appearances by some very famous experienced characters, four of them a father, and finally an American and an African. I feature parts of South Asia, Canada, and Peru along the way, despite some early pieces being Greek,

people all over the globe know me word for word. What am I? This is a good one. I like this one. Greek, what's some Greek we know? I think that might help me out. Yogurt, feta. Okay, fine.

Yogurt, oh no. Fatame. Can, yogurt, feta. Go, go no, can't find the fat a man when it comes to this bar selling cheese in the night. Can't find a fat man. That's fun. Span of the Copa in class today. I don't know you guys full house. Uncle, why do you like this one? I like this one because as often it is the case with riddles, like the answer to a riddle will be nighttime or something like that. And then it's all in the telling of how you get to the very simple answer.

But there are some things in this world that contain such a weird variety of like, you know, forced famous experience characters, for their men, a father, finally, an American and an African. So ten, man. I feature parts of South Asia and people in Peru. There's so much involved in this with these weird specifics, that's why I like this one. So there's ten people in this. People know it word for word. People most, I'd say people all over the globe know it word for word.

Oh, it's the song or saying or like a intro song to golden girls. Thank you for being a friend. I am lit in Romeo. They give her beans. Roger Gill is there and I did. What? Some sort of like song change. Some Machu Picchu.

It's song plant, Chech. Chech. Yeah, Chech. Chech, Chech. Pesmi appear. I'm going to put it in the room. I'm going to put it in the room. I'm going to put it in the room. I'm going to put it in the room. I'm going to put it in the room. I'm going to put it in the room. I'm going to put it in the room. I'm going to put it in the room. I'm going to put it in the room. I'm going to put it in the room. I'm going to put it in the room.

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Hug. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. You are closest with sign language. Is it sex? It's not sex. Oh my God, this is hard. So, I contain appearances by some very famous experienced characters.

Can you give us one of the characters? I'll give you both. Okay. Romeo and Juliet. Oh, it's Brian Adams. Oh, it's Brian Adams. Yes, it's Brian Adams. Four other men. Wow.

About the Beatles and the American. No, it's not. Romeo and Juliet. So I contain appearances by Romeo and Juliet. So what has appearances by Romeo? I contain appearances by some very famous expert in characters. The characters that appear in this are Romeo and Juliet.

So this is like a visual medium? It's not visual. No. It's audio. It's not audio. Well, I guess it's a smell. It's technically, this would be, I think, mostly for hearing it.

You would want to hear this. Okay, here's what I'll say. I'm frustrated by this riddle, but I'm enjoying it. Yeah, same. I think this has enough hints to it that I'm enjoying being perplexed versus the British ones, which were just... It's also comforting that JPC say that it's not a complete way to burn time. Yeah.

Can I give you some other things that are contained with this? Yeah. Okay. An airline, a sport, a type of building. Alphabet. Alphabet? Would you like to, yes, you're on the right track? Like the, what do you think?

Oh, I know, it's the military, it's an alpha Romeo. Alpha Romeo, yeah. Right, yeah, military. This is the NATO phonetic alphabet, alpha bravo Charlie Delta, an African-Fox track. That was great. Golf hotel India Juliet, Kilo, Lima,

Mike, November, Oscar, Papa, Quebec, Romeo, Sierra, Tango, Uniform, Victor, Whiskey, X-ray, Yankee, and Zulu. The American and the African. Yankee Hotel, Fox Trot. What I will say is, my only confusion is, I thought that was American military lingo. I didn't know that it was worldwide. That's NATO.

So it's the North American treaty organization, but NATO's got countries from all over the world in it. That was wonderful. That's one of my favorite riddles. That is, would you have one of my favorite riddles? Really long time. That's awesome because Alex submitted two riddles, and you're not going to like the second one.

Did Alex see, they made these up? Yeah, these are fresh. They said fresh from their own brain oven. Alex, you have an open invite to co-host the show. And for 30 episodes of your choice. Yeah. You call them we serve them. No, we should do some sort of.

Let's have Alex stay this year. In 2020, we'll have Alex stay. You will have Alex stay. Am I? You might, or we'd ever like Alex stay. Alex will figure out. Maybe you don't listen anymore. And you'll never know.

But if you do listen right in and we'll figure out what your presence if you know someone named Alex bug them about this Yeah, it could be them it could be them. It's it's I won't give away Alex's last name But it's Alex Mac and they can time themselves in the pool like metal like the owner door All right, ready for the second riddle backwards hat 25 degrees 46 minutes north 80 degrees 12 minutes west 18 degrees 46 minutes north, 80 degrees, 12 minutes west. 18 degrees, 24 minutes north, 66 degrees, three minutes west. You're right, I hate this. 32 degrees, 17 minutes north, 64 degrees,

46 minutes west. Six and sucks. What's missing? Nicolashay, 98 degrees. Nicolashay, my interest. Oh, Alex, my man. You had interest. Oh, Alex. Ma man. You lost it. You had it in your blue. Alex, I would have loved for you to change the order of these riddles because you lost them.

Here's here's what this is like. This is like if if somebody came out of the stands and like in a basketball game and took the ball, ran to half court, jumped and did like a 360 upside down backwards flip, Tomahawk, Duncan shattered the rim, and then when the cameras come up, they're like, that was amazing and he goes, what's basketball? That's what's just happening to you. You fucking hit a grand slam.

That's basketball. That's fun. Why did we let that person do it? I hate to do this to you, GPC, but can you read it again? So, not only will I not read it again, because that won't be helpful to you, I will say, what are those two, what are those three things that I just read to you?

I don't know, that's what you do. A lot of two longitude coordinates. Yeah, so the coordinates. So there's three coordinates. The fourth coordinate is missing. It's Wess North. No, it's, all the coordinates are there, and they are different, they're different, right? 25 degrees, 46 minutes north. Yeah, it's you all the coordinates are there and they are different. They're different right 25 degrees 46 minutes north

Yeah, but they're different coordinates. Okay, so three different points. What does that form triangle? What's missing? Emilia hurt. I'm where you're on the right track It's a unit triangle. So what's missing Amelia? Airheart. Bermuda What's missing we can't findada triangle. So what's missing? A Mele air heart. Bermuda. What's missing? We can't find Bermuda. Everything. Everything's missing. The answer is ships.

I feel like I like my answer, but it's in points. Ship's in points. Yeah, because these are the global coordinates of the Bermuda triangle. And once you enter the Bermuda triangle, you never leave. I want to see a scene. You two are at an island in the Bermuda Triangle. Welcome, sailor. You've traversed a long way. Please come sit on my shores. I'm sorry, I'm so confused.

Are you a fish head in a centaur body? No, no, no, no. No, no. That's what you were like. How dare you. You're not a fish head that's what you like. How dare you. You're not a fishhead. It is a centaur body. How dare you?

What the fuck are you? You're visually dyslexic. I guess I must be. Hello for the magic devil. You like it? I've seen. I asked you to, I did such a simple scene. Right, we'll restart, restart, restart.

Okay. Okay, you're one, it cannot be about hello from the magic devil. Got it. Got it. Go. Welcome to my island. Ah, thank you for having me. I just crashed here with my friend, a talking shark. My name is Lewis A Shark, and this is Lois A Shark. Sorry to over.

Introducing people, this is Momoa the Mouse. Sorry to get. Okay. I can't believe it. I'm Arnieoa the mouse. Sorry again. Okay. I can't believe it. I'm already neat here. Sorry again. Off I say it's end boss. Sorry again. Okay. Favidly did did it. That's Castle on the clock. You're fine. Keep going.

Hi, I'm Momoaun. I think that's okay. I wanna be chun. I wanna be chun. Who do you want me to be? Let me, let me pause it this. Instead of that, why don't we do? I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that.

I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that.

I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do okay. I want to be chun. I think that's okay. I want to be chun. Let me deposit this. Instead of that, why don't we do more riddles?

So, this is from Mike. Mike says, I just discovered your podcast. It's a really fun listen. So this was a year ago, Mike, or Reddusback to let us know how your opinion has changed. But Mike says, my name is Mike, and I spent too many hours writing original riddles for a little side project that has since shuttered.

It's called Riddle Earth. A few friends and I had 1000 or so loyal followers solving original riddles we'd write every week. Per your request to send in riddles, I have a stab at some of our riddles below. And Mike says that they have lots more, if you're ever interested. That's great.

Of varying quality. I like Riddle Earth. A riddle're ever interested. That's great. A varying quality. I like real earth. A riddle earth sounds great. That's great. Good fun. So here's their, and every one of their answers, like links to a website where they put all the riddles like on in a weird cool display fashion.

But up above, a judge presides, tension high, fault on both sides. Upon the court, spectators peer. Love, it means nothing here. Divorce court. What am I? Divorce court. Oh, divorce ball.

No, it's not divorce ball. Is there a play divorce ball? I don't think I can. I want to see the scene. We are going to be seeing a game of divorce ball between Adel and Aaron. I will be, of course, judging and presiding over this match of divorce ball between Adel and Aaron, I will be, of course, judging and presiding over this match of divorce ball.

Linda, Linda, you could dodge a wrench. You could dodge my love. Linda passed the ball. No, do you see the shot clock and, uh, fuck, Linda, you always do this. You always do this. Can you say, Linda, please, I love you. I see you. I value all of the emotional labor

You're putting into this relationship. I say the poor point. Oh How do we get for a point? Oh, I think because you express yourself Listen listen up. I need native two points never tell the woman to listen up This is hard You know what, here I go with the dodge ball. And these actually hurt when you throw them from upclose. So you better start running. I'll never step.

I'll never run from you. Negative two points. Ball start. And here I go. Yeah, do it. Hit me. Yeah. Oh, you hit me again.

Winner, come on. Negative four points. What is that? What if we both end to it? Were you? Yeah. And they have two points. No.

Judging our sex life. Yeah, yeah, fuck you, judge. And plus four points. What? Judged like to watch. Same. See. Um, cool.

It's a, no, it's not cool. You guys are divorced. We got it. I think Adel got it with divorce ball. Please tweet us the rules to divorce ball using hashtag divorce ball. We would like to hear what your version is. What are the rules? Or is it a beautiful ball where you dress up and you're divorced.

Who's divorced? Everyone's divorced. Mr. James Mcmillan and his ex-wife who took her beta name. Now presenting who you bring into the divorce, Bob. My ex has been. That's the rule. B, my ex. I'll keep my ex. I'm sorry, ma'am. No widows here.

Let us have some break-up sex. Okay. Up above a judge presides, tension high, fault on both sides. Upon the court, spectators peer, love, it means nothing here. Hate. A breakup. There's definitely some words in here that are very important. God.

Up above a judge on high. Up above a judge presides. Tensions high, fault. Oh, tennis court. Yeah. Love, it means nothing. Yeah, yeah, tennis court. A man is standing on the edge of a pond. Wait, I'm so sorry, I have to go back,

or I'll regret it, the rest of my life. You two are two tennis players, and this is like the most important game of the year, but you are told that the noise has even making so far our two sexual So you both are trying out just different noises to make each time you hit the ball And before we do the scene or as we start the scene can we first hear our original noises? Yeah, okay, so wait and we've been told we're doing noises that are we've been told are two sexual

You've already done noises that are too sexual, which are these. Okay. Ooooooh! Ooooooh! And now these are your new noises and let the game begin! Fuck me, Steve. I'm coming to your party! Not sexual! Oh, fuck, I'm coming to your party! Hey, I'm mobo. Please. Please, if anybody invites you to a party this year, please do that.

I'm coming. I'm coming to your party. I think I'm going to shoot up your party. I'm going to stand here. Whoa, whoa, whoa. What? Did I just hear that maybe because that's the first time I heard Casey making noise through the last. I think I have to report this.

That's so funny. A man is standing on the edge of a pond upset because he just drove into it. He gets back into his vehicle and drives off. Drunk driver. Yep. There's no damage to his vehicle, but he lost something. What are the man lose? So both. his pride.

Pond, it was Matt Pond, the... Bike, helmet. Droving to a pond. A man is standing on the edge of a pond, upset because he just drove into it. He gets back into his vehicle and drives off. Oh, he was giving rocks, he was giving rocks and he lost his breath.

Later, he drives into a tree. There's no damage to his vehicle, but he lost something. What are the man lose? Sanity lost something. What are the man-loose? Sanity? No. What are the man-loose? I don't know. He had a,

so yeah, these are, it's two different kind of scenarios, but it's all the same thing. Is it a part of the car that was protecting him? It's not a part of the car. That's a great question for classification. No, it's a tangible thing. But it's not part of the car. That's a great question for classification. No, it's a tangible thing. But it's not part of the car.

A man is standing on the edge of a pond upset because he just drove into it. He gets back into his vehicle and drives off. Later, he drives into a tree. There's no damage to his vehicle, but he lost something. He lost something in both instances. Different things. Same thing.

Same thing. Same thing. And thing. Same thing. And it is something tangible. Was it on the vehicle? No, it was in his pockets or something? It was never on the vehicle. It was not in his pockets either. Is it like an extra life?

Like, he's a video game character? No, it's a tangible thing. Okay. Which life is not tangible. It's meaningless. Give a second. No, I'm not going to give you a hint. Okay. Do you have an edge of a pond? He's, to have him to a pond, he was standing on the edge

of a pond. He's standing on the edge of a pond upset because he just drove into it. He gets back into his vehicle and drives off. So how do you drive into a pond and then drive off? Exactly. That's the crux of the riddle. Later, he drives into a tree and there's no damage

to his vehicle, but he lost something. But the pond wasn't frozen. No. And the pond wasn't empty. What's his vehicle? Was empty, it was a pond. But the pond wasn't frozen. No. And the pond wasn't empty? What's his vehicle? Was it empty? It was upon empty? It's on a car.

He loses shocks. It's not a car. You're right. It's on a bike. It's not a bike. It's not a bike. No. It's a very specific vehicle.

Oh, it was on a bike. It's great truck. If you knew the vehicle that he was driving, you would instantly get the riddle. Bike. No. Is it something with an engine? Yes.

A tank. No. Summary. No, it's not for war. It's not for war and it's not. Peace tank. No. Peace tank. School bus.

Come on, a peace tank. People all the world. No, it's not a school bus. I would say max, like four people can fit in this. Max for people. Yeah. Beatles car. Beatles car.

No. Room for four. You wouldn't take this on the road either. This is like, this is a vehicle that only does a specific type of activity. Roller coaster. Pretty much, no. Mm-mm-mm-mm. The correct recreational.

Water bed. Yeah, definitely. Definitely recreational. Weed car. No. How fast does it go? Not fast. No, not really fast at all.

I got a not fast car. I just hit four people driving the pond. And it would be a place where you would definitely drive it near a pond and you would definitely drive it near trees. Is it like a duck boat? Where is this called ducks? No. No.

That's his side. It's like a TV. No, not an ATV. For a wheeler? It's for wheels. Yep. It is for wheels. It would fit four people. A dumb bike. No.

It's got a, it's got a bike who doesn't know what it is. It's got an engine of some kind. It's motor powered or battery powered, maybe. Maybe battery powered. Oh my God, I can't, I don't know. This is driving me nuts. You would use it, I will say. Big wheels?

You would use it playing a sport. Oh, a horse. Mm-hmm. Pomp or car. Four wheels and battery powered. No. You actually, you could do this sport without a car. Golf car.

Nailed it. So what did you lose? His ball. A man is standing on the edge of a pond upset because he just drove into it. He driver. Driver. Yeah.

Wow, that's a good one. That's a really good one. That was frustrating, but totally worth it. Yeah, wow. Frustrating, but totally worth it. Who is this? This episode is like, this is a person named Mike. Sorry, Aaron, what were you saying?

This episode has re-energized me with Threadlls. Yeah. These are pretty good riddles, JPC. What does? So Mike's that they used to do this project. And I'm hoping that Mike picked the best riddles because These are pretty good riddles, JPC. What do I do? So Mike's up to the use to do this project, and I'm hoping that Mike picked the best riddles because these are really good ones. Mike will say right now, riddle earth is up.

We want more. Yeah. We're buying stock and Alex. It tanked. I still believe in Alex. That was my favorite riddle. So Mike, you're on your own. We didn't sell the stock and Alex.

We're keeping it and we're hoping maybe 30 years from now it's worth something. Because right now, fucking pinning's all the dollar. We didn't sell the stock in Alex. We're keeping it and we're hoping maybe 30 years from now it's worth something. Cause right now fucking pinning's on the dollar. Hammering money on that Alex stock. But Mike is back on the menu. All right, you ready? Out on the floor, the dealer is paid. Spin of the wheel, a model awaits.

Money's on the table or not, but there's not much glamour here. It's a lot. Sounds like a theme song. It really does. Mon is on the table. God's brilliant. Sounds like a poker. Oh, oh, oh. Out on the floor, the dealer is paid, spin of the wheel, a model awaits. Money is on the table or not,

but there's not much glamour here. It's a lot. It sounds like the lyrics to heat at the moment. It's actually a gambling thing. Not a gambling thing. Yeah, not real it. It's like a. It sounds like the lyrics to Heated the Moment. That's actually a gambling thing. The moment. Not a gamble thing. Yeah. Not a real it. It's like a, but you're buying something. You're buying something. You're on a table. Car.

Auction. Car dealership. Car dealership. Yes. There's not much glamour here. It's a lot. It's a car lot. Yeah, that's a car dealership. Okay, I want to see a scene.

I have to buy a car next year. Okay, great. This is going to be a good, this is going to be great practice for you. Aaron, so I want to see a scene. Aaron is two for two. I have to buy a car next year. Okay, great. This is gonna be a good, this is gonna be great practice for you, Aaron. So I wanna see a scene. Aaron, you are going to a dealership to buy a car. Addle, you're a car salesman. You have not sold a car all month. You're really desperate for this commission.

You got to sell a car to this woman. Hey, welcome to Hornie Mike's car lot. I'm Hornie Mike. Sorry, I had my headphones in. What's it gonna take? Welcome, I'm Hornie Mike. And this is Hornie Mike's car lock. I'm Hornie Mike. Sorry, I had my headphones in. What's it gonna take? Welcome, I'm Hornie Mike and this is Hornie Mike's Car Lock. When you... Car Lock?

Yeah. Mine the right place, I need to be at a car lot. Oh, this is a car lock. So this is, we shut both sides of the lock and then water rises to equal out and then you can open up and take your boat through. Okay, I need a car. We're not, man, perhaps you're confused.

This is like the payload canalbalker now wait You we shut both sides of the gate the water level rises and then you can drink your boat through I need a 40-month you explained it non-horny mark come on. I'm sorry. I'm not hoarding Get your snout out of my truffle Sorry, of course this would happen to me when I go to buy a car. I'm so bad at big purchases I get a lot of anxiety on them. Let me ask you something. What is it gonna take me to get you into this water? Okay, well, what I was really looking for,

was just sort of heated seats in a car that was sort of the one luxury and then also I just wanted to be safe. Okay, good. Well, you're in the right place, cause this is a car lock. So what you're gonna do is you're gonna come in, we're gonna shut that wall behind you.

The water level's gonna rise. Am I gonna drown in here Well, we hope not, but it is a car lot if you buy a car then you'll be fine Mm-hmm. Okay. I'm just trying to decide who I trust more the person who is horny or the person who is not We're both horny and one of us always lies and one of us always is horny Just what are you my ex-boyfriend? Oh, yes. So you played divorce ball. See. I don't know what that meant.

Doesn't matter. Okay, cool. Mediterranean crossed my boat. Bootstrap capitalism gets cutthroat. Italy. Tip your hat to Tennessee. Beware the land of luxury. Sicily.

Chances are you'll go forward by train. Rolling around my flat terrain. Spain. No, it's not a country. We're not looking for a country here. City, your flat terrain. Mediterranean crossed by boat. Bootsdrap capitalism gets cutthroat. Tip your hat to Tennessee. Beware the land of luxury. Chances are you'll go far by train. Rolling around my flat terrain. Flat terrain, errands ass.

Oh my God. There are a lot of things about me that are flat. Flat terrain, my ass. Should have gone after my boobs, do not go after my ass. Flat terrain. I got an ass. My ass. Should have gone after my boobs. Do not go after my ass. Flatter. I got an ass. Anyways.

She's in the 9-net. I'm sent out for ass. She tested it into that ass. You thought we'd do that split earlier. I got a day-to-day. It's bananas everywhere. Okay. Can you read it one more time?

Yeah, and I think that we've actually had this answer on the show before. Really? Creative way to say it though. Mediterranean cross by boat. Okay, real quick. Mediterranean cross by boat is like a sea or like Mediterranean cross by boat. Body of water? No.

No, okay. This next one I think is the one that gives it is the one that's crucial. Boots trapped capitalism gets cutthroat. See, boot makes me think Italy. Boots trapped catapallism gets cutthroat. Cutthroat capitalism gets cutthroat. See, Boot makes me think Italy. Boots-drapped capitalism gets cutthroat. Cutthroat. Thank you. There is an important word in each one of these lines

that will help you understand what this is. Boots. Boots. Boots. Boots. And throat. In each one of these lines, that's one line. So, Mediterranean cross by boat. Boots-drap capitalism gets cutthroat. Boot. Tip your hat to Tennessee.

Beware the land of luxury.oth. Tip your hat to Tennessee. Beware the land of luxury. So tip your hat to Tennessee. Chances are you'll go far by train rolling around my flat terrain. So it goes from the Mediterranean to Tennessee, but it's only tipping the hat to Tennessee. So what are the important words in those first three lines?

Booth. Booth. Boat. Tip your hat to Tennessee. So what are the important words in those first three lines? Boat. Boat. Boat. Tip your hat to Tennessee. Hat. Boat, boat, hat. Boat, boat, hat. Monopoly pieces.

Monopoly. Monopoly. Yeah, the answer is Monopoly. Oh, my training avenue. Yes, it is. Capitalism, cutthroat. Very good. Beware the land of luxury, luxury tax.

Chances are you'll go far by train. This is an awesome riddle. Roll it on the back of the truck. I want to see a scene and oh boy, now that I'm calling for it, we may have seen this before, but we'll do it again. And the results will probably be different, 2020. Can't imagine that. We're gonna see a scene and Aaron,

you're married to James and he just received third place in the beauty contest Which is famously a I think like a chance card. Yeah Well, I'm home. Thank you for wordlessly driving me home I guess I'm gonna go pack the bag so I can stay in my mother's. No, we don't have to do this. I know that they said third place is last place. Well, they were very entrenched. And if they said that if they could have given you no place, they would have.

I didn't want to do it. They invited me by mail to apply. That's because your name is... Charles Booty? Charles Booty hyphen handsome. And they assumed you were handsome. They assumed I was handsome and they entered me into a booty contest. Hey, hey, hey, hey.

But I'm an accountant, they am. I don't care if you're a real ugly guy, huh? Come on. I don't care that you're ugly and the inside and the outside. I married you for your money.'ve got some I've got some And your money still here, huh? Because your account you're in accounting. You're good at saving. I'm a count And in account Duke gave me this land

And he said make sure you tax it and I do and I do And yeah, I'm ugly, and I have ugly opinions. And we cut to a scene. This is eight years later, this man has been bitten via a vampire, and he is now a count Dracula. Ugh, I wish before I was bitten, I wasn't so fucking old. Is this your next magic tavern character?

See. All right, speaking of magic tavern characters. One more. One more. Actually, we actually have two. The pranksters home decor, clockwise or counter, the choice is yours. Never eaten, found in bowls, around I go, I'm on a roll. Clock.

So it does the snake's, peanut snakes. Peanut snakes. The pranksters favorite home decor. Ashencoture. The pranksters favorite home decor. Ashenkutcher. The prankster's favorite home decor. Clockwise or counter, the choice is yours. Never eaten, found in bowls, around I go. Thanks.

I'm on a roll. Fake fruit, you said sticks already. What is it? No. The prankster's favorite home decor. I don't know. Clock. Jester. The prankster's favorite home decor. I don't know. Clock. Jester. The prankster's favorite home decor. How would a prankster decorate? Foe for. I have my faux fur bring the car. It's something that

you don't eat. Does that prefer? It's something that you don't eat. That's a best. And you would not want to eat, but it is found in bowls, specific type of bowls. Pupari. Oh, it is found in bowls. Yeah, I thought it said it wasn't. No, never eaten, found in bowls. Pupari. Never eaten, found in bowls.

Mm-hmm. Um. You wouldn't even want it. You wouldn't even want to eat that. Fakes root. No. Fake poop. Fake flowers, fake plants.

No, Adels closest with fake poop, I guess, but you're in the same ballpark. Mm. The prankster. What am I on but you're in the same ballpark. The prankster. What am I on the field or in the stands? I don't know. What's basketball? The prankster's favorite home decor. Should we know this?

But this is not something that they would decorate their own home with. They're a prankster. Oh, fake paint. Fake paint. I don't know. Well, you painted my house. Oh, no, this is fake paint.

You're a fake paint. You're a fake paint. This. This is the fakeest paint., this is fake paint. This the biggest paint. pranksters favorite home. The fake is paint clockwise or counter the choices yours. Clockwise counter. I would say I'm always counter counter would be me clockwise. I think is fucking weird. How you toy flushes? You're close with toilet. Really? Yeah. The prankster's favorite home decor. You're close with toilet.

What is a prankster like water? Something within a bathroom. Pigs blood. If I were trick-or-treating at your house and you didn't give me any candy, maybe I'd be... Toilet paper. Toilet paper. Yeah, clockwise or counter the choice is yours. Never eaten, found, and bowls. I can imagine you need a big bowl ofet paper. Toilet paper. Yeah, clockwise or counter, the choice is yours. Never eaten, found in bowls. I can imagine you need a big bowl of toilet paper. That's a great one. Yeah, these are so good.

These are really amazing. And Mike has sent us one more, and it would be a shame if we didn't use it. And we won't. See you later. I was just the hallway episode. I'm how momentum gets it start. Fowned in thermometers. I took your temperature.

Mercury. Mm-hmm. I'm how momentum gets its start. Push. Found in thermometers. Degrees. I took your temperature. What am I?

I took your temperature. Found in thermometers. Mm-hmm. Not mercury, degrees, Celsius, glass. What's the most important word in this? Um, there's two important words in this. Two very important words in this. What are they?

I can't tell you that. I'm how momentum gets its start found in thermometers. Oh, it's a letter. It's a, it's a letters, it's mom. It's mom. It's mom. Momentum thermometer. That's amazing. These are amazing.

These are three for three. Some of the best words we've ever done. Mike, we're going to, this is the first time ever we've ever done this. We're going to name you our first ever honorary booty bet. We've had many booty bets. We've had a little show before. Oh, really? Mike, I will done this. We're gonna name you our first ever honorary booty bet. We've had many booty bets. Leave the show before. Oh, really? Mike, I will say this.

If you are out there and still listening to the show, write us another email and you will get ignored. Personal, by me, by the JPC. I will ignore you. But we want the rest of your results. I'm so lucky. No, I'm so lucky. But yes, Mike, your Riddle project sounds awesome

and we would love to do more of your riddles on the show. So if you have more riddles, please send them to us. Incredible. We would love it, Mike. And for everyone else, have a happy, fricking new year. I mean, my new year's already starting off great with I might be reinvigorated on riddles. I might like riddles again.

I think we all are back on board. I've always liked them, but that- Then show it. That degrees one set me back. Oh. Oh. And by the end of 2020, I will be doing a full split but that that the grease one set me back and And by the end of 2020 I will be doing a full split on my right side. I'm not God Can't do a left split. Yeah, and a split on the right side is just where you raise your arm all the way up and have your leg parallel to the growth

Anything to plug everybody? This is January this new year. I've mentioned it before Magic Tadvern is on tour in January. So check out hellofromthemagictadvern.com to see our dates. Also, for this whole year for 2020, Aaron Keef will be playing Chant on Magic Tadvern. So check that out. That's gonna be a good time. Yeah, that's awesome. I'm gonna tank it.

It's not a purpose, I'm just bad. And I want to plug Mike, whatever Mike just bad. And I want to plug Mike. Whatever Mike wants to plug, I want to plug because that's my new best friend. January 18th we're going to be in San Francisco for sketch fest. So come out and see Hey Riddle Riddle. With a special Bostonian guest who's not Aaron Keve. Rob Cordray. I can't stress enough.

You're going to see me be so excited and so nervous. Bobby Corderoi is himself. Of Rob Cordorduroy forever. He was one of my favorite anchors on the first one and some day. I was saying that when we picked him, I got a gift for Christmas one year that was all the 2004 coverage of the presidential race.

And he does a segment where he was in Boston. And I probably have watched that like a concert time. He's so good. Do you have anything to poke? No, that's the poke. That's the poke I just did. Misty Fou you have anything to point? No, that's the plug that the plug I just did. Um, misty flex. Anything. Yes, please. Thank you. Misty flex. Thank you. Everyone who's now started calling me misty flex. Um, follow me. Um, misty flex is it on Instagram?

No, follow me. Follow me. Um, Aaron Keith 10 on Instagram. And I'll plug the shows I do there. And Aaron, I have something I want to tell you. What's up? Space City, Wait City, Planity, Winity, Up in the Sky. I've lost my sanity, Jupiter! Bye forever. Hey, you rill, rill. Created by Adolf Refin.

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