Hey Riddle Riddle - #78: James Bond's Cousins

Episode Date: January 15, 2020

Episode 78 has so much to offer! We’ve got the giving tree, birds in a tree, and the return of the SANDBOX with Sandy Weisz . Adal, Erin, and JPC go on a three person date with each other to just see if it works and JPC introduces us to a new Bond villain! Don’t forget to buy your tickets to our San Francisco live show this week!Starring:Adal RifaiJohn Patrick CoanErin KeifEditing by: Casey ToneyTheme by: Arne ParrottLogo by: Emily Kardamis & Emmaline MorrisWant more? Get Weekly Bonus Eps on Patreon!Want merch? Visit our TeePublic Store!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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The show for people who want to know about riddles. Not solve them. No, no about them. Can you believe how many episodes we've done? 78. This is wild. I feel like I remember very clearly us having done like 12 and then I blacked out and now I'm here. I remember episode 30 and nothing before or after. Just remember

episode. What happened in episode 30? Jokes. Here's something I want to tell you too before we continue just because I feel a little bad is the reason you have those blackout dates or moments is because I actually recast you. So it's almost like a Becky from Arsene situation. So Japs to begin with, I had Toby McGuire and then he was reading to old. He praised himself out and then praised himself right back in. Absolutely. And Aaron, for you, I had Toby McGuire.

Toby McGuire, but in a wig. Okay. And people didn't like it. It was Bobby Moynihan doing a to be my Where and people didn't like it? I don't believe you It was just him doing the dance from spider bed three people were like not into this no It's a dance from Cider House rules Spider House rules spider house rules That sucks that's how's the rules How's everybody doing? I'm roles. So what's up?

How's everybody doing? I'm good. I'm good. I'm good too. I just, this will come out a little bit after, but I just want to Orlando to universal for the first time, and I had a great time. Walk us through it. Went to Wizarding World, which is outstanding, really amazing time.

Yeah, it's very, it's legit magical, like when you first walk in, it's like breathtaking because there's so much detail put into it. I hate rollercoasters, so I didn't go on all the rides. I didn't go on Hagrid's ride, which is like the popular one. But Gemma went on that twice. And there's, yeah, just specific little details that were fun. Like in the men's restroom, you can hear Moaning Mertle, which is kind of a fun thing. Ooh. And it sounds like a man masturbating, so. The someone who works there is like, we don't have that. Yeah, restroom sound effects, no man. Some guys came out of the bathroom just like,

PC like that one. Some guy came out of a stall and was like, I just shitting moaning myrtle's up and mouth. I don't think it was a thing. All the restrooms have moaning myrtle holes in the doors. Of course, definitely, this is how they do it. I've been going to Universal and seeing to the men's bathroom.

Please start calling glory holes, moaning mortals. I also, there was the funniest, most Floridian moment, which was there's a moment where everyone's phone started beeping because there was an amber alert. That's not funny. Well, hold on. Hold on. Let me make it funny. Hold on, so there's a moment where everybody's phone started beeping, it was an amber alert. That's not funny. Well, hold on. Hold on. Let me make it funny.

Hold on. So there's a moment where everybody's phone started beeping. It was an amber alert. And then like five minutes later, I was sitting down. I got myself a nice butter beer when I was enjoying that. And there was a drunk woman who turned on her phone and the amber alert went off. And all she did was go, uh oh, amber alert.

And she did like a little like waste up. It, uh oh, Amber Alert. And did like a little like waste up. It was her name Amber. Yeah, but it was the funny, I was like, I'm in Florida. This is the funniest. The drunk woman is singing Amber Alert. I also, we walked around Universal, which was very fun. And I met Popeye and I asked Popeye to dab in a photo.

And it was the, he was in character and I go, will you dab and he goes, what do you want? And I go, will you dab? And he goes, you want Popeye to dab in a photo, and he was in character, and I go, will you dab? And he goes, what do you want? And I go, will you dab? And he goes, you want Popeye to dab? I go, yeah, and he goes, Popeye doesn't dab.

So long story short, he dabbed. He didn't dab, he flexed while I dabbed, but it was so funny just to hear him stay in character, but also be like, fuck you. Amazing. Well, he usually gets that from kids, but to get it from a grown man, this is like, you know, technically.

Yeah, he goes, for kids I'll do that, but for you, he goes, and you a grown adult man? What are you, 53? Fuck off. Good, good, good, good, good, good. Okay, basically. I'm doing well.

I'm excited because this weekend, we will be in San Francisco for SketchFest, which is excellent. Get the fuck out of Chicago. And if you are still on the fence about going to San Francisco for Sketchfest, which is excellent. Get the fuck out of Chicago. And if you are still on the fence about going to San Francisco Sketchfest show, just go to it and just go to, you know. Just go.

What is it? We have Rob Cordray. We have Rob fucking Cordray. I can't believe it. Yeah, who's one of my favorite shows host of all time? He's just the best, guys. Why would you miss that? Hot tub, time machine.

And we're going to do about an hour long show. And then I just heard back from the venue that we do have some time afterwards to do a little bit of meet and greet. So we'll get to say hi to his many folks as we can. A little hello, little brisket, little hello, little ham. Little bit great. M-E-A-T.

Uh-huh, uh-huh. I'm gonna squeeze your little face if you can. I won't do that. One other thing I wanted to mention, just because you mentioned squeeze little face, in a universal there's a Jurassic Park themed land, and there's a person walking around. It's called Jurassic Park, Jurassic Park.

It's Jurassic Park. And there's a person walking around, there's a woman with a hand puppet that's like a baby triceratops, but it's clearly her hand in a puppet and then a fake hand on her side, cradling it, and she's moving the mouth and making it move.

And she walked up to us and we pet it and we're like, oh, very cute. And then she walked up to a family that was a mom and dad in her 30s and a kid. And the mom recoiled and goes, is it real? No joke, no, totally sincere. And her son went to touch it and she goes, don't touch it. And she's like, is this safe to touch?

Is it real? And it wasn't, and the employees are like, I balling each other like, are you fine? It was very funny. How much? And as we are like, I ball in each other, like, are you farting? It was very funny. How much? And as we walked away, as we walked away, Gemma screamed more education.

And I was like, that's hilarious at one point, but don't do that again, because her husband will kill me. That just goes to show you that even dumb people can have money. Yeah. They, some of the stupidest people can have,

still have access to human money. But it was, it was pretty glorious. That's like my mom's librarian, a little boy came in once asking for a real picture of a dragon. A real picture. But that was a little boy. He was like, I can't seem to find a real photo

of a dragon. Can you point me in the right direction? Oh. I have an ex who works at Adler Planetarium, and she did a show where she brings out like a chunk of ice There's like a 4D show that they go to space and they have a chunk of ice fall off the ship or something and at the end She comes out with a chunk of ice and it's from you know Jupyter's ring or something and People would touch it or kids would touch and be like oh amazing and then the parents would go

Be honest with me. I'm an adult. Is that is that real ice from Jupiter? Yeah, I'm an adult. Is that, is that real ice from Jupiter? Oh. Ah, they just felt pain and body. Yeah. Is that real ice from Jupiter? Hey, I know, you know, you don't have to tell the kids, but for me, for me, come on.

Is that real Jupiter? So dead. So I think we're doing a podcast about riddles. I think so. I'm fine, by the way. Oh, how are you, Aaron? I'm good. I'm great.

I never ever thought. Are you sure you just audibly yawned into the mic? Pretty deep way. Yeah. Aaron? I'm good. I'm great. I never met you. Are you sure you just audibly yond into the mic? Pretty deep. No, I'm great. I'm in the time of spending money. Like every now. Oh yeah, I mean, I'm dying. I'm money spending.

But I'm spending a lot of time with my boyfriend's family. Like the coils. Like the coils, like we're in a real marathon of spending time. The gar coils? Yeah. It's a blast. It a real marathon of spending time. The Garc coils. Yeah. It's a blast. It's been really, really fun. But like his brother stayed with us all weekend

and we got dinner since his parents and Thursday and we spent time with his dad side of the family yesterday and then it's like the next three days it's all his mom side of the family. And Aaron, you were saying that you were calling them the recoil's because of the off-color jokes you were telling? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Because the off-color jokes they were telling. He, they, no, no, no, no, no, no. Because the off-color jokes they were telling.

He, they are so funny and nice, and I just want to impress them. They're off-color jokes are funny. I've heard some of these things. I would not say they were funny. Hopefully, oh, I did find out his mom, when she came over and his mom and dad came over and she told me that she's listened to.

From Europe? Yeah, from Europe. We got here. They came to see our apartment for the first time because I haven't seen it. I'll decorate it and then I moved in and they came over before we went out to dinner and his mom was like, oh, I've listened to your podcast. Like me and a Sean's sister, like listen to it and the way back from like a drive and I just like my whole body turned to ice and I was like, oh my god.

She's like, you shit talk Sean a lot. I do poor Sean. She's like, we bought you a new microphone. So you get a microphone. We bought you a new microphone so you can shut the fuck up. Um, I bought you new microwaves so you can shut the fuck up. What's the sketch? Sean did come into the apartment the other day and he was like, um, I listened to a couple

episodes of Hey Red of Reddell. Um, you made fun of me. And I was like, what did I say? And he was like, he said, no one works harder than Sean Coil. And I mean that. You said that? Yeah, I said that. I don't remember that, but I was making fun of it.

But I was like, oh, I've always only thought of it about my family listening. And what I shouldn't say in front of them. And it never occurred to me that Sean's family could be listening. And now I have a whole new level of fear. Whole new level. Mm-mm.

One day someone at my work is gonna listen to this and they'd be like, hey, listen to that podcast. You're fired. Talk about fucking dogs a lot. Maybe that's something that you are interested in doing and then suddenly I'm in. I'm in the dog fucking club at work. And then finally dream boom, dream come true.

Come up to the DFC floor. Um. Should we start the riddles? I, I'm old man puzzles, hello. In this year, 2020, look at that ass. 2020, watch that ass. Check out my butt. Check out my butt, something like that. I have been really dragging my feet on some. Rour.

Regular smell or glamour, fun. On some listeners submitted riddles that I've really liked for a long time, but haven't read. And then also some riddles that people have given me at world news So I'm gonna read sum of news. Are we ready something given something borrowed? These are from philip hoi and you have expressed permission to use my full name philip says philip submitted philip hoi

mm-hmm Hoi boy philip hoii submitted some stuff over a few, I think a couple times if I'm not mistaken. But anyways, here are some. Okay, sounds a little annoying, but. Some riddles. I've long since caught up and realized that I should probably

send you riddles again with the answers. Did you read these emails beforehand? I'm just trying to think of, okay. There are people that, like, right in the mail when I have four months later, they read it in the email back just being like, I hate just want to make sure you have saw this. Yeah, just to be clear, we're like a year behind an email. So 500 please be patient. Alright, Phillip, boy, here are some of your riddles. You wait, this is to him. Yes.

You're just talking to her. This is your life. With your hands good and warm, make sure you fight fair. I can be sexual. I can be square. Condom. With your hands good and warm, make sure you fight fair. Boxing gloves. Yeah, I was gonna say some of like boxing gloves. You have to touch hands. I can be sexual. I can be square. I can be sexual. I can be square. Oh, a ring. Pockets. You were closest with the first thing. What was the first thing? Boxing gloves. Boxing gloves. That's too much of an answer. Glove. A box. A box. Fun. Oh, yeah, sexual box. Yeah.

Oh, I'm digging the box. I can't believe I already want to see a scene. But I want to see a scene in the nick of the maps. JPC, your famous boxer and Adel, your, his like coach and you're in that little corner. I don't know anything about boxing, but you're in that little corner and you're trying to get him motivated to do one more round. We're in that little corner. You know what I mean.

And I'm the boxing coach trying to motivate him to do one more round. Terrific. Got it. I don't know if I can do it. Maybe old Mickey Rook just needs to throw in his gloves. Hang it all up. This amateur might be the one that does me in. Hey, it's me, Brick. Last name, and I'm, hey, uh, Rital City and, uh, yep. Thank you, Brick.

All right, we'll start over and be a new boxer and a new... All right, kid, your, your eyes are, your eyes are starting to swell. Shout it's, it's looking like this is the end. I don't want to get hitting more, but it's not. Well, listen, you're, uh, howdy, seven the end. I don't wanna get hit anymore, mister. Well, listen, you're a, howdy, seven, eight. I don't know, seven, maybe. Okay, well, it was hard to wear a bed, but when I get hit in the head so many times, mister.

Yeah, well, I made a bet that I couldn't coach someone who fought Osher Day, LaHoya, and I lost that bet by getting you in the ring with him. What's the bet? I have to fight, why is the bet that I have to fight out. Why is the bet that I have to fight? Missed the police, let me go back to my mom and lie at the bed. No, no, no, no. No, I have to stay here.

Your mom's still depositing checks. I need you to continue to fight out today. Why does she use mobile deposit? It's faster and easier. That's a question for your mom. I guess so. Okay, so what I need you to do is go one more round. Okay, one more round.

One more round. I've already gone seven. Yeah, I know. And I've got my wixin on them. You've gotten some wixin, like when you like this. No, my wixin. Oh, your wixin. My John wixin.

Oh, I broke his neck and shot him in the head. Oh, that's right. So the match is over. I forgot. I'm in heaven now. But you, the upside is you can't be tried as an adult. That's true. And as you said, you're in heaven and I'm a Gabriel, the angel. Oh, you're Gabriel. Peter Gabriel. Eating around 10 in your eyes. Of course,

this is this is round 10 and you went seven rounds. So for the, you know, we skip wait. See, that was the best example of that we've done on this show. Have you ever played that short from game, Dr. No? No. Where it's any, it's a two person scene, and one person has to negate everything. Everything. So it's everything you say, they're like, no, it's not. And then you're like, oh, yes, you're right.

And you have to justify everything. So I want to see a scene between a JPC and Aaron. This is going to be, we're going to play Dr. No. OK. JPC, you have to shut down everything. Aaron says, Aaron, you have to shut down everything Aaron says. Aaron, you have to make it work and justify those notes. That's right, welcome to Being a Woman.

Yeah. Let's do this. And we'll say that you two are, because it's called Dr. No, you two are in a doctor's office. Here we go. Yeah, I just don't know what's wrong with me. All right, well, if you could just pop up on this seat here

and then I can get a better look. Okay, I actually can't pop up on anything. I'm a grown man, I stand up and I sit down. Right, no worries, if you just want to stand up, I can use this desk up. I'm going to listen to your heart now. Okay, you want me to do stand up? I guess I can, so white people drive so crazy

when they're driving down the street, all they... Seems like you seem, you feel a lot better. I think they're raising bread. No, I've got this nodule on my neck. What the fuck is this? All right, well, I'm just gonna listen to your heartbeat. Thump, thump, thump, thump. Actually, could you not talk while I do this?

It's a little bit distracting. Okay, I could not talk. All right, and okay, and I'm gonna hit the slur. I'm gonna look in your ears. More not talk. You're gonna look in my ears? Your ears. Oh, okay, yeah. You can look in my ears. More nuttuck. You're going to look in my ears? Your ears. Oh, okay, yeah.

You can look in my ears. Here's a pig ear. It's a dog's chew toy. Here's a... Oh, thank you so much. I have a dog, so thank you. Here's a ear of corn. Oh my gosh, I was going to make corn for tonight for dinner.

Thank you so much. I'm going to look into your throat, say, ah. Real monsters, favorite show. Oh, I remember that show. Yeah, you remember it, do you like it? See, and we're going to do a quick one. I'm I remember that show. Yeah, you remember it, do you like it? See, and we're gonna do a quick one. I'm gonna be Dr. Noob, JBC. You're gonna be in my antique store trying to buy something.

I'm in your antique store. Mm-hmm. I'm interested in this old doll. Get outta here, you silly bird. Squawk, squawk. But this bird needs his nest. And I think this store has a lot of antiques that I would want to put in my nest.

Okay, I don't know. I can sort of make out you're saying antiques, but of course this is a Walmart, so I don't know what you're referring to. Well, I've never been here. I'm from out of town. I see you here every day. I would, yeah, here, yes, but I've never been in here, which is what I call this conversation. Oh, yeah.

Every conversation says snowflake. Speaking of snowflakes, what's this winter's themed icicle set? I'd love to buy this. Oh, that's this winter's themed icicle set? I'd love to buy this. Oh, that's a Valentine's themed egg set. Okay, I won't move. I can't give my Valentine eggs because she can't have children. So why- Don't you have two kids though?

I do have two kids. They're both adopted. Yeah, they're not natural born. I remind them every day. What about this TV set? Oh, this pan of paper. That's a Mead 80 pages college-rolled mead. I'm not really thirsty.

Why don't I just get this VC-O? Why are you checking all that water then? I have to because the doctor said my blood clucose is tanking. And so I need to drink water or else I'll get hydrolysis. What about this VC-O? So your car can go over bumps better? Hydrolysis? Yes.

I do, yeah, I mean it's a separate issue. Oh, did Lutacris Pimpy ride? Or what's his name above the abyss. Oh, did Ludacris Pimpu ride? Or what's his name? Exhibit? Well, Ludacris Pimpu to exhibit's ride, I wasn't part of it, but I did watch the episode. Can't bury. Let's get back to some ripples.

You will often find me buried. I hope I'm not spread too thin. Maybe you'll get stopped up by me. It depends on the place I'm in. Stopped up depends adult diaper. Uh, Inema. Nope. Hi, my name is...

So can you read that one more time? You will often find me buried. I hope I'm not spread too thin. Maybe you'll get stopped up by me. It depends on the place I'm in. Jam? Stopped up by me. Glue. Yes. Is it jam? Stopped up by me. Glue.

Yes. Is it jam? Yes, you got it. Yes, you're very clever. Oh, yes, spread to thin. You'll often find me buried. B-E-R-R-I-D. Do you like it?

Do you like it? Between jelly and jam? What's it do with this? Let's do it with this. One has seeds, baby. Do you know that joke? No. I used to do this podcast. One has C's. Maybe. Or do you know that joke? No. I used to do this podcast.

Favorite, I read it all. Yeah. Is this your right destination? Yeah, I used to do this. I used to do this podcast in a joke. It was like seven or eight years ago. And it was with my friends Brent and Corey. And we do pre-show banter before,

this is back in the day plus, we do like pre-show banter before. And one of the things that they would say to guests, they would tell that joke and it's a horrible joke. And but they would, and vulgar and they would tell that joke. And then on the podcast, they would be like, hey, what's the difference between jelly and jam? And the person would be like, ooh, I can't, I don't know if they'd say C. So I trip the person up.

Yeah, it's not a great joke, but I've heard it a lot. Yeah, I don't want to tell you. Yeah, I don't want to tell to you. There's a Google app. Just Google it. Do you're on dirty fucking laundry I don't want to tell you. I don't want to tell to you either to Google it. Do your own dirty fucking laundry. Do you have clean laundry? Fine, fine, I have to do my laundry. You're right, I haven't done it in a while.

My God. There's this big pile of dirty laundry into this to be. I thought maybe JPC could do it for me. I'm actually using the studio washing machine right now. Her earrings are just bread ties, that's real sad. I'm washing some of my rain coats. My ear, yeah, that's what I wash normally when I wash clothes

What the hell are you talking about? My clothes are so dirty at all my earrings. I can't wear them Need or this one's hard is it still a Roy boy? Mm-hmm need to know the way it works. It's so hard. Is it Adels butt? nice Wait know the way it works. And so it's hard to say, Addles butt. Nice. Wait. Stopping. You can bounce a dollar off that is.

It's a very simple, paid for dollar, but that is. That's what I'm saying. I'm having a lot of fun. I need to know the way it works. I'm what it's all about. On the case,

six things to learn. I'm, but I'm the odd one out. Got it. No,'m the odd one out got it. No, you don't It's a like a lock like a digit six digit lock up briefcase six digit lock space No, the way it works. I'm what it's all about on the case six things to learn But I'm the odd one out crave case six things to learn so six things with one odd one out is Crave case. Six things to learn. So six things with one odd one out. Is this like Google? No search things with one odd out. Is one the number one? No. Okay. So on the case, when you're like a reporter in your own case, what are all the questions you

should answer to write a good? What where, why? Which one from? Two. ASL. How long have you spoken English? Who, why? Who, why? Who, why, why, how? Three days, sometimes from. Three, and sometimes why?

Well, I, I, I, I, you, you, you, you, you're on the right track for those. Who, what, when, where, why? Yeah, and then the fuck? What's, there's one more. Who, what, when, where, why? And what do they all have in common? They're all questions. So what when, where, why? Yeah, and then the fuck? What's, there's one more. Who, what, when, where, why? What are they all having common? They're all with questions.

So how? Yeah, how? How is, how is the answer? How is the answer? Oh, I want to see a scene. Who, what, where, why, when, how? I want to see a scene. Uh-huh.

Aaron, do you want to be a reporter or someone who's being reported on? I played a reporter on the show before, so I should be being reported on. Great, so you're giving a press conference about something in GPC and I are reporters. We're playing all short-form games today. Yeah, that's true.

Thank you so much for coming out here today. I will be brief. We have some. Is that a clue? Is this gonna be about underwear? Oddly yes, this is an underwear case. A few. I feel like that was pointed at me.

Gerald Jocomo, B-Valley Times. I famously write B-Briefs, so just to have that thought of me makes me feel like a journalist. To be fair, it does feel a little pointed towards me. Of course, my name is Haynes Herway, and I, of course, ripe for the underwear times. Gentlemen, I implore you to not make this about you. You won't hear from us anymore.

You're a hell for a bunch of other characters. Can't stress this enough. It's a very serious murder. There was an underwear party that happened downtown, starting approximately 11 p.m. last night. Everyone in the party has been killed or is missing. The police department is on it The who is the people who went to the underwear party?

The what is what the hell were they thinking going to an underwear party? What even is an underwear party the when? Okay, that's obviously pointed at me Gerald Jorakamo Underwear party times mostly Look if you bother to read by other girls? Are you different from the other guy? Yeah, his name was like Gerald Jackamo.

Obviously, Jiracamo is a difference to the names. I know the voice is exactly the same. He's a cousin of mine. How you going? How you doing? How you going, how you doing? Who went, when was last night, 11 p.m.? Where?

Downtown, like I said before before downtown and a rich person off, the why we do not understand the how was a different creative murder for each person. Hi, I'm Denny's Grand Slam from Hungry Times. Can you tell us one of the ways someone was murdered? Fan. No, this is the first time I've heard of you. No, I don't think you're a fan of me. I think someone died with a fan. Okay, like one of the unfolding ones, or a oscillating, or a ceiling.

A ceiling fan. Okay, you need to be more specific. I'm sorry, I'm laughing. I'm a little embarrassed. I think I'm just nervous. There are lots of... Gerald Jorakimov of the other thing. Don't ceiling fans also oscillate?

What's a fan of it as an oscillate? I think he was implying a standing fan or a fan. Wait, wait, I'm sorry. You think ceiling fans oscillate? What do you think oscillate means? Go around and around. Okay, and let's oscillate between you and the other Jack-a-mov.

See. Brother. Are we ready for another ribble? Yes, I'm ribbled for her pleasure. Call me Barney Ribble because I'm, oh, J.A.P.C.s is better. Call me Barney Ribble because J.A.P.C.s has been better. I may sound a little sharp. I may make you dull.

We told you you're not sharp. I just burst into tears. I may sound a little sharp. I'm a little sharp. Just breathe there and I may sound a little sharp. I may make you dull. I may be in a bottle or do to a lack. I may rattle or addle your skull. I may be in a bottle, baby. So it's either a genie or me. I'm an adult baby. So it's either a genie or me. Addle your skull. I'm an adult in a bottle.

I'm gonna sleep through most of the day. Please don't wake me up. I don't wanna grant your wishes. I'm an adult in a bottle. I'm an apartment. It's got too much stuff. Yeah, here's two things that you guys just put me on blast about. One, I sleep about 12 hours a day.

I usually go to bed at 6 a.m. and I usually wake up at like 4 a.m. I'm in the bottle, baby, come, come. Wake me up at 4 p.m. Two, I have a two bedroom place, but I have this stuff for a seven bedroom place. Seven bedroom. I may sound a little sharp, I may make you dull. I may be in a bottle or due to a lack, I may rattle or addle your skull. Or due to a lack?

Alec Baldwin? Alec Alda? No. And this is two words that are spelled differently, that mean different things that sound exactly the same. The answers. The answer's ominous. Yeah.

I may sound a little sharp, I may make you dull. I may be in a bottle or due to a lack, I may rattle or addle your skull. Is no. Wine. Wine and wine. Wine wine. My wine?

Mine wine. Ha, I bore it. And this is my wine. Embarrass? Hello, I'm German boret. And this is Mind for Owl. Embarrassed or out of breath today, this is something you might display associated with having a mate.

If you're in this, then your life's going great. Ring? A couple? A thruple? No. Is it being in a thruple? All right. I need to see a thing.

Is it being in this? It's the three of us with our current personalities in our first date as a thrupal. Correct. First. Thank you to for coming here, you know, saying to myself earlier, I was on time. Sorry, I was on the phone. I don't know. What did you say?

I said, thank you to for coming. It's just if you're going to say eight o'clock is when the dinner starts. Be here at 750. This isn't going to work. I'm sorry. What? I thought that maybe the three of us could be romantically involved. I thought no, we're all into that. We're all here. The funniest and most attractive people I know. I am on the phone. I have stellar personalities. But I feel like just that this dynamic doesn't work. The three of us kind of grind against each other.

Yeah, that's what we all want to do. We want to grind against each other. Do you hear each other talk over each other at the same time? We finish each other's salads. We finish each other's hamletons. We finish each other's hamletons. And JPC and I finish each other's base-pulses. And Adel and I finish each other's finishes. Nope. All right, well, I think this is working great. I am on the phone though, so I am responding.

Some of these responses are to my phone call and some of them are to YouTube. OK. YouTube is bottom bottom gonna come by later. Okay. All right. This is the edge of the edge. All right. I just killed one to ten.

How into this threple are the two of you? Ready? One, two, three. What's your scale? Well, yeah, I think your addles right. Yeah. I think that was a good, good on paper. Good on paper.

You didn't let me finish zero. And then a one in front of it. And then slip it behind, and let me hit it for the back, baby. All right, we're back. I'm back into that. That's a tan, I see. Embarrassed or out of breath today, this is something you might display associated with having a mate.

If you're in this, your life's going way. A marriage. Do we want to, based on a marriage story, based on that last scene, do we want to encourage some fanfic to know? Did we get hurt and it was disgusting? I think one person did write a pretty disgusting piece of fanfic. Really? I think we asked for work and I read it.

I don't think we should. I think you wrote it. Yeah, right, that wasn't you. Write fanfic, but don't make it nasty. Don't make it nasty. So it's the opposite of awesome power. So what signifies that you're in a relationship? Love.

Is it love? No. Fuck. Embarrasser out of breath today, this is something you might display. Display would be like a specific. Versus. Hmm.

More color. Red. Red cheeks. Not quite red. Beed off with his nose so bright. Pink. Pink the answer. Mm-hmm. Can you read the riddle again so I can...

Embarrass her out of breath today. This is something you might display associated with having a mate. If you're in this, your life's going great. So how is pink associated with having a mate? Like... Asperped. She got your ass you fucking cock. Ask a fucking pink ass truck.

You get pink ass bro. She's amazing just the way she is. What is, how does pink associate with pink? I can't do it. We just barfed all over some dick. Every time you barfie hit your own dick, okay? It's not some curse that I got. Everybody does it.

You barfie hit your own dick. Sorry. Okay, I thought it was a curse that I got everybody does it you buy me a true dick Sorry, I just went on a fendant Tim Robbins. Dang it That's a still life with woodpecker. Oh, I'm thinking of Tom Robbins Aaron I'm serious. What how does pink do you know? Does it say how does pink represent a relationship? Am I missing something like like like I don't know yeah represent a relationship. Am I missing something? Like, like, like, like, I don't know. Yeah. Sexist. That sucks. Like the singer pink? Yeah, like the singer pink.

Name one, air name one, pink song. Just give me a reason, just a little bit sitting up and I say we ain't broken and then we can learn to love again. Isn't this time? Maybe we're not even born to get you. Ask me ask me to pink song? What's a pink song? Pink it's my favorite color color JPC. What's a pink song? Bitch, just a pink man bitch. That's a I'm so ahead of you

Dude I got my rock moon. I look at Eric can't name a pink song. She has to sing a full pink song. Yeah, this party started. I was there that day night. Yeah, that's a pink song. Everybody's waiting. That's the one I know. No, no, no, no, no, no. That's the only pink song.

Look at it, my pink is Marlon Humvele, so you can fuse it. We'll have a tie ranch. We'll have a tie ranch. OK, OK, seriously. Yes, seriously. Let's be the best shot. What can I be?

That's why I'm there. But you'll need the thing with which I pair. Of course, unless you are a maiden fair, you'll probably want me out of your hair. Ooh, this is something that goes in your hair pair like series. So something that goes in your hair, but it's also something like the beginning of this.

Take your best shot, that's why I'm there. But you'll need the thing. Who bearings, with which I pair. Who bearings, your hair? Whoop. No. Whoop in a stud. No, that's not, you're gonna put a hoop in your hair.

Target. Put it in your ear. Your clothes. Take your best shot. Wait, I'm sorry. Uh-huh. Where did earrings go? Not in your hair.

Your butt. Nope. They go in your butt. Milk, milk, lemonade. I always, earrings are made. I always wash my earrings, and then I put them in your butt. Milk, milk, lemonade. This is what your earrings are made. I always wash my earrings and then I put them in my hair. No. No, no. No, no, no, no, no.

No, no, no, no, no. Look at the two answers, wrong and stupid, so don't confuse it. What's my ring? Take your best shot. That's why I'm there. But you'll need the thing. Pat Benatar.

Which I pair. Oh, hit me with your mesh up. Eh, oh, dude, that's great. So it's a part of a weapon. It's 50% of a weapon. Bullseye. But you need both. Bull and I.

Pat Minotaur Strip Mall. Bullseye's not a weapon. It's you with your mesh up. You need what weapon do you use? Crossbow. But what, so it's 50%. Crossfit. Of that weapon.

Bow. Bow. It's a bow. It's a bow. Take your best shot. That's why I'm there. But you'll need a thing with which I pair. I like a bow and arrow. I want to see a scene. Mm-hmm. My favorite in history, historically speaking, my favorite bone arrow belongs to old William Tell, who famously shot an apple off his son's head. Aaron, I want you to be William Tell, who famously shot an apple of his son's head. Aaron, I want you to be William Tell, JBC, you are William Tell Junior, is what I assume

his name was, and you're going to shoot an apple off his head. Hey Billy, come outside. Come on, Dad, I want to stay inside and oh wait, there's nothing in here. Yeah, I'll come out. Alright, come on over here. I have a great idea. Before you ask, I'm not drunk. Dad, you look drunk and you smell drunk.

Mm, no, you need more evidence than that, my man. Not drunk, just a fun dad. There's all these empty bottles around here. This is how you sound. There's all these empty bottles around here. Wow, that's a really good impression, Dad. I'm gonna go back inside. No, no, no, no, there's nothing in there.

Come over here, look at this. See, look at this, I got a, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,'ll die later. Wait, wait, wait, before you kill me, let me go down on one of you. I'm just love to give. I don't need, you don't need to do anything to me. Wow, hey, Ruella Ruella has ruined a lot. It was officially ruined in the giving tree by implying it loves giving oral sex. I hope his bark is worse than his bark. It's not.

I hope there's no bite at all. Anyways. Oh, obviously rather the bite of the bark. Is it because I'm a tree? Don't want it to get around the tree went down on you. I'm not gonna stick my, you know what, in his moaning myrtle. See.

Didn't get to shoot the air off your head. Oh, man, the premise, we were so close. Just like a branch. Just like a branch on an apple tree. We're gonna take a quick break and we'll be right back with out of reach. Just like a branch, just like a branch on an apple tree, we're going to take a quick break and we'll be right back with more nasty, nasty riddles. Hey, GPC. Uh, yeah. Hey GPC Yeah, you're not in trouble. I just need help. I'm Prinking at all and I'm setting up a website

I just need some advice this podcast is sponsored by square space I'm not I'm not mad at you. We're pranking Spaces the only one website platform for entrepreneurs to stand out and to see it online. Whether you're just starting out or managing a growing brand, Squarespace makes it easy to create a beautiful website. It engaged with your audience. It's not anything for products to cut into time, all in one place, all on your terms. Hey, Adel, come here. Come here. Come here. Hey, what's going on? I actually, I want to prank GPC and I want to set up a whole website to prank him. Do you have anything that like, is there like an online store that could set up on my

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Wait, what's going on with that all? Oh, nothing, nothing. I'm just setting up a very normal Squarespace website, not a prank thing, new, and he's gonna tune you. And I'm gonna use analytics, use insights to grow my business, and learn where my site visits and sales are coming from. That's pretty cool. I'm going to improve my website and build marketing strategy based on top keywords, our popular products and content on my Prank website. Prank's a tool. Whoa, that's awesome, Aaron. I'm glad you're using Squarespace.

Did you say what the website was for? I can't remember what the website is for. Prank. for Frank square space You can connect to your store to Vedent third party tools to extend the functionality of your website Hey JPC hey JPC. What's up, Madel? I can't believe we pranked Aaron with our little boy routine Dude, we got her anyway if you want to prank Aaron with your little boy routine head to squarespace.com for a free trial And when you're ready to launch go to squarespace.com slash riddle to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain Oh, she's back. She's back. Hey Aaron. Can we go to grandma's house? Wait, I've been pranked. But how? I don't know

This show is sponsored by BetterHelp. Hey, Adel and JPC. Thank you for meeting me in the middle of the woods here. I am sort of at an empath. I can't decide whether or not to go this way or this way. I'm having a hard time choosing a path. You know, there never truly is a middle of the woods. Isn't it funny to think about something like that? Like, have there never truly is a middle of the woods? No't it funny to think about something like that? Like, have there never truly is a middle of the woods?

No, this is the middle. Okay, this is it. Addle, can you help? Yeah, actually. So, as per Robert Frost, I don't know if you know his poems. He has a poem called Better Help. I believe this is written in the 1800s, but it still stands true today more than ever. Aaron, you should try Better Help. Have you heard of this? You seen this? Mm-hmm. Because sometimes Aaron and life were faced with tough choices, and the path forward than ever. Aaron, you should try better help. Have you heard of this? You seen this? Because sometimes Aaron and life were faced with tough choices and the path forward isn't always clear. Whether you're dealing with decisions around career relationships, being stuck in the middle of the woods, therapy helps you stay connected to what you owl owl. Sorry, that also does so fast.

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I... Kling, kling, kling, excuse me, ladies and gentlemen. I just want to make a quick toast to, uh, I know it's JPC's birthday and we're all so excited to talk about him, but I want to talk about my favorite, my favorite thing in the world. Oh, and that is the app rocket money. Oh, yeah, Aaron. That's one of my favorite things as well. Uh, um, rocket money is a personal finance app that finds and cancels your unwanted subscriptions, monitors your spending and helps you

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I like my clank clank clank. And just like my least favorite style of pin, we're back. How dare you just eliminate back. There's nothing wrong with a bit. I like a bit. Just like my favorite Scientologists, we're back. Yep, that's good. All right.

More riddles? Please. Are you full of riddles? Or do you want a second ill? Please say, I'm gonna solve some more. One more. One more. One more. We're gonna do a few more. I'm full of riddles, or do you want a second? Please, I'm going to solve some more. and see I got a fever of 10 C C's you might try to remember or you might end up sharing neck and neck or

maybe doubt no winner I'm declaring may end up sharing apps no is it like a scarf is something that goes around your neck yes me you can wear out on your neck and then also no winter I'm declaring. A noose, a tie. A bull, a tie. A tie. A tie. Like a tie and a tie.

It's a draw. So, oh, so all of these riddles are those, they follow that same format. Do you guys see I'm wearing a suit today? My tie is a real draw. Blam! Ow! Alone I'm useless, I'll admit. No great weight can I shoulder. With millions of brothers in a path I sit, we're all a little bolder.

Weak penis. We're all a little bolder, collar rat. A weak penis is not a weakness, but it's surrounded by other weak penis. One day, two stay happy days. Wait, a weak penis surrounded by other weak penises. Don't they just call that an improv team? Boi! Boi, I'm so funny. Except for Big Spoon.

Big Spoon's huge. It's like a... The bigs on that spot. I don't want to talk about that, but Big Spoon isn't great. Definitely. Definitely. Big Spoon is a great, and Brad, team, if you want to check them out, don't tell them what we said.

They're very strong. No, I don't know. They're all just large dudes. I would never comment about this. Mimbers. Although I would comment about Spencer Rybacki. That guy's on Big Spoon and he's a real member, if you know what I'm saying. He's a member of the team.

Are we still trying to solve this one? No, not. Can you repeat the... Alone I'm useless, I'll admit. No great way I'm just laughing at the beat isn't. Okay, stop. Shut up. It's not funny. Alone I'm useless, I'll admit.

No great way, can I shoulder? With millions of brothers and a path I sit, we're all a little bolder. A twin? No. We're all a little bolder, grain to sand, grain to sand, pebbles. Oh, you're really on the right track.

Pebbles, rocks, band. They're all in a path. What's a path that's a bunch of little rocks? Oh, that trail embossed in a field of trail. Yeah, gravel. Yeah, gravel. Wait, what's a gravel? That's a bunch of little rocks. Oh, that that trail embossed in the field of trail. Yeah Gravel Wait, what's a gravel a homophone for nothing? What are these? Some of the a couple of them have been homophones

Oh ear and can ask you real quick. Yeah, what's the difference between gravel? Gravel and a gavill okay a Gravel gravel is little stones gravel is when you're begging and begging. And a gravel is when you're begging and begging for everyone to be quiet in the court. And you go bang, bang, bang, with a little hammer. And what's Robble, Robble? That, what's Robble, Robble? Robble, Robble is, do you know, Bob, that's his full name?

Robble, Robble. Robble, Robble. know Bob Bob? That's his full name, Robble Robble. Robble Robble. Robble Robble. Robble Robble. Robble Robble. Robble Robble Robble. Robble Robble Robble. Robble Robble Robble Robble.

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Yeah, we're going to be like a car in line to get gas at Costco more Philip. So if you ever come to nice, if you ever come to World News and you want to give us some riddles, please do. This is a letter that we got. The way that I would like you to give me riddles at World News is put them on a bullet, shoot them, and we've got them directly into the back of my head. For me, I want you to write them on a piece of paper, crumple them up and bounce them off my ass. For me, I want you to put them into your head, sit across the bar and stare them angrily at me. All right. We got this letter several weeks ago. I'm sorry, I haven't read it

sooner. Dear clue crew, if you're reading this, it means we're dead. Or we came to your live show, and worked up the courage to hand deliver some riddles. Honestly, the former is more likely. Anyway, here are some riddles that we think would be good for your warm-ups. I'm doing them at the end. Isn't there a known thing where you're not supposed to read a dead person's riddles? Oh, I'm a do-mit. Unless you're really just calling riddles. You're sort of a classic rhyming, public style,

and some of them are pretty easy. Some of them are heartbreakers, and some of them are just dumb. Credit where credit is due, I got these from a pair of books called Riddlerooms, Pubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubb-Bub-Bub-Bub-Bub. What else? Skip Riddle, these credits. Thanks for the laughs. We love you and happy puzzling. Love Caleb and Holly.

And Caleb and Holly were so sweet when I met them. Another thing about... Who was nicer? And Aaron just folded the paper and put it away like we're not gonna read it. No, the rails are in different pages. Real quick, I'm sorry. We do have to legally give a shout out to the publisher,

Bubba-Bub-Bub. If you are looking for great stories about elephants, please take out Bubba-Bub-Bub. And we're going to see a quick commercial now, because, blah, blah, blah. If you are looking for great stories about elephants, please take a blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Adolescent. If we're gonna see a quick commercial now, we guess equal time, this is a commercial for publisher. Hi there, are you looking for a new book?

Then check out blah, blah, blah, publishing. You're gonna get a good buck. That's blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Oh, you reach us out. Bye,ap, gap, gap, gap, gap, gap, gap, oh, you were fooling. Reach is it, bye, bye, bye. It's coming in. And by the way, it's time, it's time for the... Guys, hold on, I just got the latest cut

from this commercial, I gotta say. I love what you are doing, but don't fuck the gun, but don't bomb, but the bomb bomb with your capon, bleh, bleh, bleh. Honey, how was work today? I heard it was piezoche, I've had it in here,

and it's in here, and it's in here, it's up, and it was Paisa Sevan, and then he said, and then perhaps, oh my goodness, but... Daddy's home, daddy's home, I bought the Wooloo Budder Dutty. Adam Sandler? I've seen it. Fuck this show. Yeah, I used to be on a podcast. Um...

Come on, let's do it back on your book. A quick note about world news. I have always enjoyed meeting people after shows, but everyone has been so nice and so respectful and fun to meet. I met a guy named Finn and his dad and they were really, really nice to me. From San Francisco?

They were wonderful. They were so nice. And then I met a guy who lives in St. Louis and he went to sister went last night. And then I also, a couple weeks ago, there was this young woman who was there with her mom and they took a picture of me with me. Young mom?

Yeah, I get, yeah, a very young time mom. She was a young mom. Yeah, a very young time mom. Yes, they made, they just, I don't know, it made me a very emotional talk to them and they made me really, really happy and thank you for coming to the show. It's really, really nice when you stay and say hello, it makes me feel really good and I'm sorry we don't have more time to talk. What I will say is, holy hell, it's so nice to the show. It's really, really nice when you stay and say hello. It makes me feel really good. And I'm sorry we don't have more time to talk. What I will say is, holy hell, it's so nice to meet everyone,

like Aaron said. One, world news has spelled WH-I-R-L-D. I feel like so many people think it's WRLD. So if you're ever looking for tickets, it's WH. And then also, if you're coming to the show, tweet us maybe, and we'll know to look for you there. Because sometimes I know I've gone home, and then people are like

We're here waiting and I'm like I'm so sorry. Should we call the show Hortles news? Yeah, it's hard. It's also like sometimes in between shows We only have like 20 minutes and sometimes we need to eat and stuff So if we don't have a lot of time it we wish we had more time But let us know if you're gonna be there just so we don't miss you Yeah, it's been truly like some of my favorite things ever have happened recently. And bringing a gift doesn't hurt. No.

And be prepared to answer some of my questions. How many cousins do you have? Where do they live? What states do they live in? Where are your cousins? Tell me the names of your cousins. Ages, heights of your cousins. Where are your cousins?

Farantocussins. Farantocussins. tell us what the cousins are Keep seeing the table. We have ways of making you talk about your cousin. We have ways of making your cousins, Mr. Keep going But it's a name to nationalities of your cousins fair to ages for today live What did the houses look like do they have spouses fair the spouses of your cousins! I want to see a scene. Uh, J.B.C. you're the same. I think he just did.

No, I wanted you to continue. We're gonna go further down the story. Um, this is the end of the movie. You're the same villain. You're doing that villain monologue where you talked about what your plan was and how you got away with it. You'll never kill me.

Kill you. I don't need to kill you. Because I've already done so much worse. What have you done? Well, let me, let me put it this way. Wait, where's my dad's brother's kid? Patrick Duffison? Yes.

From Minusota? Yes, where's Patrick Duffison? He's at the bottom of a lake. That's right, Mr. Bond. I systematically hunted down and killed everything of your cousins, leaving you completely alone in this mountain In terms of cousins you still have your parents and you still have I guess the children or no, not your parents brothers children They are dead cousins. You have to tell me please what about my second cousins second of fudge I didn't think about the second cousins you are you close to them. Yes, very

I didn't think about the second cousins you are close to them. Yes, very closer than my first cousin. Shies and kind of caused behind the Stein Damn it, but okay second cousins. That's what's once removed a second cousin is like a cousin's child Is a second cousin second cousin is like your parents first cousins, right? Yeah, yes, so you'll wait no Who's that? That's my cousin. Your assistant is my cousin. Shyden. Jennifer. Jennifer.

You have Mr. Bond's cousin? What have you done? Uh, no, I've got- I mean, what have you done? But, uh, do I kill her? Did love of my life, what I just proposed to? I know work relationship. I had a stupid-

What am I doing? What are you doing? Huh? What's your last name? Uh, just Bond. Fuck me. We're brothers. Oh, yeah.

Cousin, it was maim. Zinn. We could be cut into the middle of the mail. All right, here it is. K-L-O-M-T-M-A-L. Riddles. Wait, hold on. I have to say, one of the first time,

or maybe it was not one of the first times, it was one of the first times I'd done mushrooms in Chicago. I was talking to someone who was talking about their cousins and I was like talking to someone, it was in a context of just like hanging out and someone mentioned their cousins and I was like, oh, where are your cousins from? And I suddenly got very interested

in like this person's cousins and then I just could not stop laughing because I had it by my like some like World War II like German interrogation when they tried to figure out what's your cousins are. Oh, your cousin's? Tell me about your cousins.

I bet you know what I'm going to say next. There are your cousins. You have a big family. Lots of uncles, crists, Christopheults, if you're a little... What do children? If you listen, we have a movie to pitch to you. It's not this.

It's a glorious cousin. All right, we have to get some of these riddles ready. We need to, I need them. We have to close some of these riddles ready. We need to, I need them. We have to. Closed yet still open. Easiest to see with steam, but best when unseen. Easiest to see with steam.

Is it like a secret letter? Don't you open a letter with steam? Independent games. Closed yet still open. Easiest to see with steam, but best when unseen. Yeah, independent games works. Like cup headers. I just played flower defender for four minutes. And I want my $199 back.

Open wall, wall still closed. What was it? Still open, wall closed. Oh, closed yet still open. Close it. It's open. That's gotta be a seven. 11. Yeah. closed yet still open close it's open that's gotta be a seven or other yeah this is the little steam but best one unseen easy to see with steam so it's like writing on a shower glass glasses think glass glass oh eminem Shaman no best one unseen eminem's show. Eminem's show. Still works. Still the one. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

I fucking love sign. He's so rich. I fucking love the village. Those are both great movies. I love the one about the elevator. He did make one of my nails. We're still having fun. We're still the one.

Um, fuck me. That's not the worst. What are we closest with? It's your still. Glass. Glass. Fuck me. That's not the word. What are we closest? What's yours still? Glass or mirror, but best when unseen. What's it's clean if you can see through it? Glass. If you can see through it, my skin. Car window. Window. Window. Window. Window on the wall. Easiest to see with steam. Oh. Cool, right? Very cool. No door, no roof. This home a Louvre.

Mother sits in the house, she knits. Children inside. They'll all abide. They don't walk out, but there's none about when winter comes. That's my beautiful poem. Did you like my beautiful poem? Oh, no. Okay. No door. No door, no roof.

No roof. This home, a Louvre. Mother sits in the house, she knits. Children inside, they'll all abide. Is it like a Russian? They don't walk out. Russian nesting doll. But there is none about when winter comes. No.

No, about when winter comes, that's gonna be like a bird. Are these like, yeah, animal? Is it in the animal? Where do they live? They live in the north. None about when winter comes now. No, no about when winter comes. That's gonna be like a bird. These like yeah They live there's they live in the north no tropical Nest nest Google nest We will read more these so my temperature to 75 degrees. I will not listen to you JPC No, one of these days someone's going to be listening to this in their house and all like, fuck with their Google assistant.

No. Hey Alexa, order 100 honeybees. Ha ha ha ha. I want to read more of these later, but for now, I want to see a scene. JPC, you and I are birds, baby birds. And we just came out of our shells and out. You're really pushing us to fly out of the nest as our mom.

Maybe a little sooner than we want. And I also bird. You're also bird. Yeah, it's just like dinner. Need to know. Here we go and flying out the nest. My two little kids have to fly, fly, fly. Um, I don't think my wings are developed yet, mom.

No, mom, and we just got a new video game. And so I'm feeling like pretty cozy. Like I'm ready to stay home a little longer. And plus I think I'm getting sick and so I might need to stay home and if he gets sick then I get sick. You think you're sick let me check your anus. Oh yeah. Pretty cold.

Yeah it's cold. Also I see I often see a lot of like bed dead birds on the ground and like I just am like trying not to be that bird mom. Dead dead birds are nothing we should fear everybody dies that is nature's way shouldn't it rhyme? I don't want to die from just walking out of this finest I want to fly I want to wait till I know that I can't fly. I want to fly. I want to be a bird in the sky and I want to see my destiny unveil for me. Lynn, now my reddit can't stand with me.

I want you have the confidence. We should start a band. Why? See? Still a bird. Awesome. And on that note, let's go to a little segment I like to call. What? No. The. No. Still a bird. Awesome, and on that note, let's go to a little segment I like to call the...

What? No. The... No! Say... I'm not gonna get... Wait, hold on, let's get a sang wine. Senguin, sandwich. Seng...

Senguin. We're going to the sandwich with sand. Seng? Hey, Rick, Rick! Hey, we're gonna want G2 to grab your passports. Yeah, I have mine, I always carry mine. Cause we're gonna go to a little international playground called the Sandbox.

The Sandbox. Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, and a beret so probably I'm okay. You mean we we we oh and I mean I just went we we in the sandbox okay and thank you so much for your time standing that's we'll see you in two years. Go ahead and clean this stuff up luckily it's that it's a kid's more of a litter box really this way. And so you just be clear we're upset because that's the best joke that's been done on this episode. I apologize. You just patched that in with your voice later. We're upset because that's the best joke that's been done on this episode. Hi, apologize.

You just patched that in with your voice later. Sandy, what's up? Hey, how you doing? What are you guys doing? First, what's going on? Well, I guess this is like a puzzle. Do you want to do a puzzle? No.

But we're contractual. We have to get to do. We ask you to bring some of this. I don't need a run to be in a riddle podcast. I can suck with whatever. Whatever. And we're doing this We're in thought a long time before she answered that question

Yeah, no matter what it says if we want Why would what we want matter? All right, here's the puzzle It's I'm gonna give you a couple words Okay, that belong in different categories like the word cheddar Mm-hmm And the word poodle Your job is to figure out what the categories are.

Terms for money. Well, okay. Types of skirt. Aaron's always wearing a cheddar skirt. City just so you know, I will be saying that word belongs to the museum several times. This is what. Your job is to figure out the categories that they belong to

and then what word exists in both categories So for those two words Cheddar is it Jesus? Yeah, Poodles is a dog and there is a hot word that is both a Cheese and a dog and that word is Chihuahua a good a boy. Oh, oh Sandy does a good man does a good a boy work to wait who's a good boy? Okay, hold on wait can you explain that one more time? Sure. So, I'm going to give you words like cheddar and poodle. Mm-hmm.

And your job is to say, okay, cheddar's a cheese. Poodles of dog. Poodles of dog. What word is both a cheese and a dog? What's the Venn diagram? That's right. Got it. Okay, okay.

Does that make sense? I might not be good at this, but I'm excited to try. Okay. Thirsty for your brain. Okay. Wait. Is that what that strawirsty for your brain. Okay. Wait. Is that what that straw is for? Okay.

Okay. So, puzzle one. The two words are United and Alpha. It's an airline. Alpha is a letter. It's a letter. So airline. Delta.

Delta. And it's right. It's Delta. Great. Good job, JPC. I'm really proud of you. I'm not going to say Jeff Blue. I'm going to say air France, but I'm not bragging. The alphabet omega the jet blue.

Okay, next one, Thousand Island. Ranch. Interesting. Spanish. Languages. Languages. Languages. French.

French. It is another answer too. No, there's not. Yes, there is. Vinaigrette. It is another answer to No, there's no there's no there's no regret French is right but addressing and a language Canadian sauce Okay, dressing and a language oh Newman no we can stop it French We want to get this second language Greek Greek The other one is Russian Russian all right hard sticking with that topic thousand island and duplex The other one is Russian. Ah. Russian. Alright, far too.

Stickin' with that topic. Thousand Island and Duplex. Dressing a house. Dressing a house. And that's what it says. Because it gives you style house. Style house. I would never ever live in a ranch style house.

Mostly because I don't know what it is. It's just one floor. One floor? Yeah, it's just one floor. Very good. I want to cape style house. Well, actually ranch, the full definition is one Florida horse what if you're married to the horse we'll talk about that to be

succumb what if you're married to the horse all right we got mash and MASH and LHAIME TV shows and Jewish Crazy X-Roman TV shows it could be potatoes All of that and Is it is a TV or potatoes mash? MASH it's times the monsters TV shows TV shows and is it Yiddish? LHAIME is like it's from the U.S. Cheers. There you go. Cheers Things you would toast with cheers Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. All right, we got Harvard and Purple.

College and colors. College colors. Brown. Brown. Nice. We got Sticking with Harvard. We got Harvard and Earl. My name is College and Earl. For James. Colleges and Earl. No, this is like a title. Yeah.

Collagen titles. Dean. Gen. General. Like royal titles. It's both a college and a prince. Prince. Prince.

No, that's a king. That's a king. Duke. Duke. Duke. Duke. Duke. All right.

Moving on. Snoopy and Lala Paloza. Things a mom would be. Cartoons and concerts? No, Snoopy, girl is, dogs and concerts. Snoopy is a peanut. And what was the other one?

Lala Palusa. Peanut and concerts. Coachella. Peanut concert. Is it peanut and concert? Are we right on those two things? Well, yeah, peanut, meaning someone from peanuts.

Not Sunclar. Oh, shows, Charles. Patty, Lucy Linus sound clerk. Oh, show. Peppermint Patty. Lucy Linus. Shroeder. Um, Charlie. Charlie.

Teacher Woodstock. Woodstock. Uh, everyone forgets Woodstock. We're dumb. Yeah, that's good. That's a good one. I got it. Not at all, but us.

Okay. Beyonce. Question mark. Queens and questions. You sure you got that period? Beyonce. Beyonce is a singer artist. It's an artist. It's a very specific. Yes, it's not a singer necessarily.

It's a musical artist with some other artists and then the other one was question. It's an artist with another quality. Prince. So prince would be in the same category. I could have said prince instead of you. One name, celebrities. One name, musicians. And the question mark. There's punctuation.

One name, celebrities and punctuation. Common. Common. Common. Yeah, it's common. Right? No. And I picked question mark because it's actually the closest punctuation.

Ringo. Excuse me. Claus. Ringo, by the way, is my Ringo. Uh. X-gaming. Claws. Ringo, by the way, is my favorite Japanese horror movie. Ha ha ha. Um. Cimicolo.

It's a, it's a one named musician. Okay. Who is also a punctuation mark? Madonna. Drake. Um. Oh, Drake. Yeah, he's not around so much anymore, but he was huge.

He loved me. So we have. Who's he, Jean the what? 80s, but think about your. He loves me. So we have who's huge in the what? 80s, but think about your punctuation. Close to the question mark on the keyboard. Close to the question mark. Here in the comments. The closest.

Friendsie. I got so the question. Colin. Oh, Colin. Colin Powell. Amperstand. At sign. A past, fee.

Cash. Money. Money, son. What if I, what if I have a big hat on? In print this week. Amperstand at sign apostrophe cash money money said In what if I what have a big hat on in print this is why and it starts raining this month This month Sean What why clef november rain yeah, let's palette Who sings november rain yeah, not ohs and Roses. Okay, go on. There you go. Nice.

Buckethead. Buckethead. Okay, let's stick with Beyonce. And this might be hard. Glamdring. But it may be. Glamdring is from Lord the Rain. Lord the Rain.

What is it? No, it's a. Glamdring is. Glamdring is. Glamdring is. It's a drink. It's a fruit. It's an item no it's a clam drink is clam drink is It's a drink of food. It's a item. It's a sword. It is a sword and a musical artist would be dagger make it and mick dagger Mick dagger what It is a sword right it's a sword from Lord of the Rings. That's the category. So what other ones are there? Oh

Stabby needle No, that's the little one the stab thing the one no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no There you go. Who sort of is Glamdrain? Gandalf's. Nice. I had to look it up. I don't know, I was like, Sting, I know this is sword sting, and then I was like, what are these? You wouldn't pot an old man from his sword. Glamd, you're shit.

I mean, who's sword king? Nile, eBay. Characters and Frazier. Are you sure? Singular characters and... Amazon. There you go, Amazon. Websites, Martini, Staten Island. Types of Naruto, little... Minnes. Manhattan you go. Websites. Martini. Staten Island.

Types of Naruto. Menhan. Menhan is right. Martini and Wired. David Simon has 10. So it's a drink in a magazine. It's drink in a magazine. Drink in a magazine.

Cosmopolitan. You got it. You got it. 17. I mean, there's probably drinks named. Better drinks in garden. Right now. There's some gardens, thank you.

That would be a delicious drink. I would have like, like, burps gin and like lavender. It's a burb. It's a burb. Dig dug. Give me a highlights. Spider.

Dig dug is an arcade game. Is it arcade or an antenna? What was the second one? I think you can get it. Dig dug and spider. Spider. So video game and insectsect or racquet. Centipede centipede

Aces Corinthians Corinthians and Corinthians in the Bible Corinthians in the Bible And the cards are like card game They're just like cards in the Bible Jesus, he was a real card Walking on water, what a card. He's just

Kings. Hot take. I mean, a lot of jokers. And then such a spy that was like, is this your card? I mean, there's only there was only 13 hours there. Joke in the Bible. There's a lot of jokers. Jack. Yeah, Judith. Hi, welcome to church. I'm Aaron. Queens. King walking Phoenix, played Jesus. King's King's. Yeah, King's the bifurc it's a Bible book Oreo Crumbles Bobby Real Crumbles King of the Hill or I guess you could say yeah, it's a topic and Bobby Bobby is a having Mandel Bobby's world dammit This one's a little weak as one is plural and one singular when they most should really be Bob But what's a top what's a topping that you made this one Sandy?

Cherry But what's a top what's a topping that's who made this one Sandy? Sun's a cherry Sprinkle. Yeah, what's another name for those? That's a first Jimmy. Yeah, you got Jimmy. Jimmy Carter. All right, back to the poodle. We got a poodle and pinky dog and finger. You got it. Finger dog. It's both a dog. We don't recommend fingering your dog. What? There's only four other options. Dog, thumb finger. No, in the middle point. Point. Point. Point. Point. Thumb. A few more. Scary? Cardamom. Scary is a John. A cardamom is a sweater. Put on your card of mom. Put on your cardigan mom.

It's scary, John. It's a good one, I like this one. Scary, what a category is. It's scary. But it's scary. Oh, that's so, they're real spices, right? Cardinal. A card of mom's a spice.

Well, it's good spice, human. And what card of mom's a spice? Baby spice. So what's a spice girl that is named after an actual spice? Ginger. Ginger. There you go. Ginger spice. So what's a spice girl that is named after an actual spice? Ginger. There you go. Ginger spice.

I wanted to be ginger, so this works. Sporty peppers. Or posh. Superman. Superman and Acrobat. Superman Robby. Superman is a hero. Superhero.

Acrobat is a circus. So circus girl will be the Joker. No problem. Oh, the bearded lady. So I'll say, I want to be a hero, superhero. Acrobat is a circus. So, circus hero would be the Joker. Oh, the bearded lady. So, Superman is a superhero, more specifically, a DCC superhero. And then Acrobat is a what? Professor?

Surcurs performer. It is not that kind of acrobat. Acrobat is a type of software. So, software superhero would be kind of software. Who makes a links? It's a PDF. It's Adobe software. Okay. There you go. You got everything you need. Adobe software and Dreamweaver. Dreamweaver. That'd be good. Super. Adobe also makes photo shop. Yeah. Captain Photoshop. He is boring. You wanna hear a secret? I didn't really save that train.

I just put myself in. I just put myself in. I just put myself in. I need to picture the same people. Wow, you saved that baby? Yeah, sure. Isn't that the same baby in the last one? I don't know.

Looks like I saved that baby from the Gerber said. Is it? Is it? Interesting. They're robbing the bank. This looks like a job for PDF editor. PDF? No, that's accurate, but sorry, I got excited.

So this is a sort of outdated software, but very, very wonderful. Wonder Woman. Go through your, go through your, Adobe software's? No, your DC Justice League superheros. Justice League's gonna be Green Lantern, Aquaman, Aquaman, Martian Man Hunter.

We got the Batman Wonder Woman. We've got Wonder Woman, we've got Flash, it's Flash. All right, last one. Okay, tornado, epic games. And I've got one more, a third category if you want it. For this same one. I do, I you want it. For the same one. I do, I do want it. So, three way venti-generating.

We got tornado, epic games, GI Joe. Snake eyes. No. It's not Twister. A tornado is a weather event. Weather, toy. Epic Games is a company. Company, weather, company, GI Joe.

Toy or TV show Or it doesn't matter. No, it should neither really Earthquake action figure American hero. No, it's the categories people in GI Oh, okay, so it's a person from G.I. J. Cobra. No, Cobra Kai It's what it's weather. Yeah, weather earthquake It's one of the biggest weather. Yeah. Weather, earthquake. No. It's one of the biggest game companies in the world.

Blizzard. There it is. Blizzard from J.I. Joe. Yeah, we actually stand with Hong Kong. Sorry, Blizzard. There you go. There you go. Boycott Blizzard.

Sandy, these were awesome. Thank you so much. This is wonderful. Thank you so much. Thank you so much. Anything you want to puege? Yeah, yeah, for sure. So, in, I don't know when this is coming out,

or I thought you're gonna say, in what's Philadelphia on board and raise? Let's just assume Sandy, but based on how it went, it won't come out. That's great. We don't know either, probably sometime in the new year. So then by now, the last defender is back in play in Chicago. Oh, fine.

One of the best escape rooms in the whole world. So the house here has opened up an escape's outpost in the basement of the Chicago board game cafe, which is just open. And the last defender is in there and a new game called Novo to Load Star that I helped to sign as well. Does another escape room game? It's, yeah, I mean, the call in escape room is really not doing it just us. It's quite different.

It's an interactive game, theatrical event. It's really cool. It's a interactive game theatrical event. It's really cool. It's a little different. I can't wait. Yeah, if you're in Chicago, you have to check that out. That is amazing. And then if you're not in Chicago, just follow me on Twitter, PZLR, where I post puzzles every day and mysteryleague.com. If you're looking for some fun corporate events. And remember guys, PZLR, do not follow PSLR. That's the Pistler. That is it. The cat that I wrote. The Pidler. Awesome. Sandy, thank you so much. Thank you. Bye. Bye. Bye Sandy. Bye Sandy. Call us. Anything to plug? Good. Like we said, come see World News tonight.

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