Hey Riddle Riddle - #82: A Female Robot With A Cowboy Hat

Episode Date: February 12, 2020

In honor of almost-Valentine's Day, our lovely listeners have submitted a brand new batch of our most romantic riddles: Anagrams! This episode has some of the hardest riddles that our 3 soft-headed hosts have ever attempted. Come for the anagrams, but stay for a meeting of some cereal minds, some classic musicals improvised with a brand new twist, and a return trip to Erin's Animal Corner. Oh, and we break a code without breaking a sweat that would make Alan Turing break out in hives. It's #WiddleWednesday so let's get wild! Starring:Adal RifaiJohn Patrick CoanErin KeifEditing by: Casey ToneyTheme by: Arne ParrottLogo by: Emily Kardamis & Emmaline MorrisWant more? Get Weekly Bonus Eps on Patreon!Want merch? Visit our TeePublic Store!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is a head gum podcast. No, if Anne's or bots about it, it's a redor at all. I'm Puzzbot. Hey, Puzzbot. I'm Puzzbot. Hey, Puzzbot.'m Puzzbot. Hey Puzzbot. I'm JPC. This is um, I can Aaron. Oh, you want me to help you? I'll tie your apron on for you. Thank you. Running analysis can can discern that you two are disappointed. No, no, no, no, no, no, we're super glad that you decided to be here in 2020, Puzzbot. This is definitely one of our favorite adult characters.

This makes me want to take out my batteries. No, Puzzbot, you're a theme favorite. No. A lot of people like you, Puzzbot. Really? Yeah. People like, did you say people, it's that people really like Adal.

That's sort of what we're running into right now. Exactly, it's the other day I didn't talk at a high school and everyone called me PISBUT. But it's also because I sat in some PISBUT. Oh, PISBUT. Why tell me that? Don't tell JPC that. Never tell JPC you got called PISBUT.

To give you ammo. Because by making fun of me, I will endure myself to you. Call me PISBUT. I don't need ammo because I've got two unloaded guns and then I flexed it's sacks It's been a while plus but Adel's just a hard act to follow. Mm-hmm. Yes, I can understand It's just like it's not really you but it is you, do you know, so we do love Adel What a weird this is such a weird kind of we love Adel more than Piss but. We love Adel more than Pist but. Sure, we love Adel more than Pist but I'm confident.

I put that on a D-shirt. Hey, JPC, can I do a quick sidebar with you? Oh, sure. What are our therapist? I'm here too. Okay, one second. JPC, what are their pisa to do when Adel projects himself into Puzzbot and asks if we love him?

What was the advice? I can't remember. Our therapist said that we have to tell our significant others, but I don't remember anything to ask that we have to tell our significant others, but I don't remember any So what is the answer? Do we love Adel? Oh, you know what our therapist said what is our therapist said that we have to embrace The Adel that we get so we have to embrace Puzzbott Adel told me he sent you both postcards from Harry Potter world and you never told him you got them me he sent you both postcards from Harry Potter world and you never told him you got them. Do you want to know what happened?

Is that a thing you do? You tell someone you got their postcard? Yes. You want to know what happened in my house? Yes. We lost our mail key for a month and a half. I got a lot of Christmas cards in the mail. Today.

Today was when we got our mail key. Okay, then that makes sense. And I've never opened a piece of mail. I've only thrown away mail that people send me. You don't open postcards. That's a good point. Your postcards on our refrigerator. Plus your Christmas cards on our refrigerator.

I think where you're saying me, I am Puzzbot. Addles postcard is on my refrigerator, Puzzbot. Thank you, JPC. JPC doesn't have a refrigerator. I bend to your house. Buy my refrigerator, do me my dogs asshole. I'll add those coming back. Hey, hey, how's it going?

Good. So if you're a new listener to this, you're long gone. Sorry guys, let me wipe off this metallic paint. I was painting my house metal. That's right, you heard that. And I just walk by Puzzbot. I don't know if you guys, when you guys bling,

I saw Puzzbot leave and I walked by him. Oh no, what was he doing? Leaving. Uh huh. He's crying oil. Oh yeah. I think he also sat in piss. Let's make fun of that.

Aaron, did you get my postcard? I did. I did. I didn't really do news. I found my mail key today. Did you laugh at it? I did. What, how much mail was in there? What? Eventually, doesn't the male person just stop putting a male in there?

Well, I had to bring down two bags to get all of the male and stuff. So they would just kept shoving it in, how deep is your love? Pretty. Pretty deep. Pretty deep. When it was like Sean's glasses, any order, like three months ago, we collectively, sometimes as a couple, can be so low-functioning together.

I would think that a male carrier would, every time they open that up to put more male in and just see a thousand things in there, they would be like, these people have died. And I should report this to some sort of supervisor. Yeah. Well, one time Sean went down there when the male person was down there, so that's how we got our male like a month ago. But yeah. And how did you get the mail key back? Did you just email a super? I asked you to under our sink and Sean had already ordered a new one.

So we lost $25. It was under our sink. Damn. Damn. Can you afford that? No. Sean can't. We both can.

Is that is that why instead of wearing clothes, you're just holding up two coconuts? Yeah over your eyes? Sort of fun. If you can't see they're like on my hands like in Pan's Labyrinth I just like open up but it's just two coconuts and I'm dead naked. Doug Jones two coconuts on your hands like in Pan's Labyrinth. You know. You know the tropical monster. Instead of eyes. You know, you know. You know. You know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you we have when we haven't seen each other in a long time. And then the kind of delirium and energy we have when we've seen a lot of each other. Just too much of each one.

Do you want to guess? Our two speeds are delirious and raw. Yeah, everyone paused and guess which one this is. Have we seen each other recently or what? Who everyone being the listeners, the ones that are long gone. So go ahead and lock in your answers. Who's Old Man Puzzles?

That's JPC. JPC is Old Man Puzzles. And I'll be Old Man Puzzles? That's JPC. JPC is Old Man Puzzles. And I'll be Old Man Puzzles for the entire episode. And I got a special treat for you guys. The special treat. Where's Krispies? Yeah, Rice Krispies. Guys, I told you my dog's butt will broke, so I won't be able to make those just treats for you anymore. No. It's not as cold as it was size. Yeah, it just can't keep heat anymore. No, I've got some anagram style riddles in the style of Pad Connolly.

Now I will tell you, this Pad motherfucker, this motherfucker guy, one of our good friends. He's so popular that now other people right into the show with Pad style riddles. He's got his own style of riddles. They're anagram riddles. If you are unfamiliar with these riddles, there are I think two previous episodes where Pad has written in these riddles and you can are unfamiliar with these riddles, there are, I think, two previous episodes

where Pad has written in these riddles and you can go check those out. But has a special treat. I am going to give you guys all to start out some warm-up riddles, some pad style riddles that were submitted by someone, I feel like I'm going to get this name wrong. Milty? Milty. M-I-L-T-I. What is that? Milty. Milton Bradley.

It's Milton. I just wrote down on my phone, I made a note for myself. It just says, Angela, a gram, which is a character I want to put in a book. Just you want to go to a bookstore, grab a pen, throw that in a... Her name's Angela, a gram. Great expectations. And they call her Anne, a gram. Okay.

Great. Edel. Great. Sorry, I'm working. I don't have time for this. I read a book about multitasking and my life is different now. They said always write a novel. Even when you're having a conversation, eating lunch, doing something else, be writing.

That's how great my address is right. I read Anna Kreninon, I was like, Angela Grinon. Tolstoy II. Yep. Tolstoy IV. Adel's gonna have a couple more of these. I'm not a fan of that. I'm not a fan of that. I'm not a fan of that. I'm not a fan of that. I'm not a fan of that. I'm not a fan of that.

I'm not a fan of that. I'm not a fan of that. I'm not a fan of that. I'm not a fan of that. I'm not a fan of that. I'm not a fan of that. I'm not a fan of that. I'm not a fan of that.

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I'm not a fan of that. I'm not a fan of that. I'm not a fan of that. I'm not a fan of that. I'm not a fan of that. I'm not a fan of that. a fair lad and not quite that old. When you are so cold, it makes me both upset and sad. I just remember I don't like these kind of riddles. So there's an anagram in there that has the answer to it. So not only do I have to solve an anagram, I have to sus out in a 14 sentence paragraph where the anagram lies. This is the guy who was writing a fucking book while he's doing

the podcast, now he can't multitask. Yeah, and also in the last five seconds, I came up with another character. She's a magician's assistant and her name is misdirection But she's got married so what now so JPC you tell me something uh-huh fuck right missus direction that doesn't work Misdirection her name changed though. So okay. No her name was missy direction.. That's my favorite section of Craigslist, Miss Direction. I was driving on the wrong way on the highway. I pass you you were in a green fiat. I thought you said Miss Direction. Yeah, Miss Direction.

Well, no, I was saying Connections, but it's a wreck. I was a Miss Direction. So I was driving the wrong way, the freeway. I saw you. You gave me a bowler. Who are you? Please go to the chair. I thought it meant like you wish you had been able to get an erection.

You couldn't. I thought you said his, I think it's a hysterectin's means this sucks. So you're not gonna riddles, but you are gonna nothing. Okay, could you read it again? Oh, this show is just the devolution of the French ships. Devolution? Yeah, it would devolving.

Yeah. Devolution. Devolution is when the devil police... You want to know what smog is? It's my farts. Devolution. Devolution. You may think that I am your dad,

but if you ask me, I, a fair lad, I'm not quite that old. When you are so cold, it makes me both upset and sad. Is it I, a fair lad? I, a fair lad. That's the band. Yeah, I, a fair lad is the anagram. And is there a title for this one?

There's not. So, um, Milkie, just so you know, Pad always does titles and hints and clues and stuff for his. So this could literally be, we're just looking for any combination of words. There's no, I mean, this isn't a riddle podcast anymore.

This is fucking homework. This is my nightmare. Fair, bad. I, a fair lad. My, my fair lady. I, a fair lady. I, fair lady. Ooh, that was me. Is it, is it one Aaron. I'm Aaron. I'm Aaron. I'm Aaron. I'm Aaron. I'm Aaron.

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I'm Aaron. I'm Aaron. I'm Aaron. I'm Aaron. I'm Aaron. I'm Aaron. I'm Aaron. The eyes have it. Yes, the eyes have it. The answer is addol rify What was the question again? Oh, there was no question No, what was like the what was the riddle again? You may think that I'm your dad But if you ask me I a fair lad I'm not quite that old when you are so cold It makes me both upset and sad well a lot of people on the streets if they're a fan of the show They call me Pussy Daddy's they call me Pussy Daddy Uh-huh, and you know like when people are cold?

No. That means they're rude to me. Yeah. I also start calling Casey Audio Daddy. So if you see Casey Tony on the streets, you got a scream. Audio Daddy, thank you Audio Daddy. Thank you Audio Daddy. Thank you Audio Daddy. Thank you. I'm up all night. I'm up all night to do edits. I'm up all night to do edits.

Um, okay. Ready? I'm sure about Casey. I can text Casey at 130 in the morning being like, how do you internet? I literally, this is not hyperbolic. I texted Casey at like 3.45 am the other day and he responded. And it's great because we're both, we both are ruined. Both of our seat vegetables are ruined.

You two are so fucked. But I think he gets up and is productive and then I sleep till 2 p.m. every day. So Adolfi, that's honestly, I came around. I'm like, is that you like it? I like it. Ah! Huh, turns out when it's about me, it's pretty good.

Thank you, Milton Burrell. I heard a guy, yo, hey asshole at me the other day and I got so upset, but then I realized he was saying, hey Adolf, I was so happy. I was so happy, was so happy with that interview. I was like, hey, Adolf, you asshole. Adel, I was so happy. I was so happy. I was so happy. I was so happy with that. I was so happy. I was like, Hey, Adel, you asshole. You said my name was so happy. I'm so happy.

You're overdone jokes cause me strife. If I hear just a single, my wife, I'll fly into a rage and shred up this page with my hate fork and my iron knife. Oh no, this became notes. I think it's JPC. My hate fork and my knife. My hate fork and my iron knife. That's gotta be the, the angry one.

My hate fork and my iron knife. No. No, there she goes. Is it? No. What am I telling you? It's John Patrick Cohen. Iron knife.

That's the answer. But where is it? Probably right in front of me, I'm looking at him. Right here. I'm just a boy, looking at a girl. Falling off of your Empire State Building. G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G- You're overdone, jokes cause me strife. If I hear just a single, my life, I'll fly into a rage and shred up this page with my heat fork and my iron knife. That's not the end.

That's the end of the riddle. No, I know, but it... Well, again, riddles, you don't have an F in your name. You don't have an F in your name. You don't have an F in your name. You don't have an F in your name. You don't have an F in your name. You don't have an F in your name.

You don't have an F in your name. You don't have an F in your name. You don't have an F in your name. You don't have an F in your name. John, John Patrick. Hey, do you want to phone? Is it the rip up this page part? Terrup this page? Rip up this page? It is not the shred up this page. Is it overdone jokes? It is not overdone jokes. This is the first part. It is not my wife. Is it the second part?

Is there anything to do in here? There's a hand in here. Yes. Give us a hint. Give us a hint. You guys are so close, but third part. Yeah, so far away. I fly into a rage. No, it's not in that. Fourth part.

Repeat it back. You made, okay. You're overdone. Jokes caused me strife. We said no to that. If I hear just a single, now I have, we said no to that. No. I'll fly into a rage and shred up this page.

We said no to page. So fly into a rage. These are the limb ricks. That's what these are. I'll fly into a rage, hasn't it? No, with my hate fork and my iron knife. All of those, you said no to it. Where's Jay? We've, I've mentioned every single line of dialogue

and you said no to it. I didn't say no to the last one. To iron fork and knife? No, Aaron said it's not that. She never said it is that. She just kept saying it's not. So it's iron fork and knife? With my hate fork and my iron knife, it's in there.

Ah. Hate. John Patrick Cohn. Where's your jet? Where's the jet? Hate fork and iron knife. It's almost as if you guys are looking for the wrong thing. It's almost as if my name is not the answer to this riddle.

Hate. Hey riddle riddle. Ha ha ha ha. Hey riddle world doesn't have a cane. No, there's a cane here riddle world. Sodle riddle. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Yes, this led all of your characters are fucked if they get married Well, well you have to tell them what the face again. What's that you have to tell them what the phrase is again? Iron knife. That's the whole thing. Yeah, oh, it's just iron knife. I are E knife Iron knife fire Casey is losing his fucking mind in there Aaron Keith. Yeah, Aaron Keith Keith Aaron Keefe. Yeah, Aaron Keefe. Keefe. Yes. You guys have embarrassed. Here's the part about it.

I'm embarrassed. Aaron does look, I have to say, Aaron does look very embarrassed. You guys have, I'm genuinely embarrassed. Here's the thing with Casey, how quickly did you get the answer to that? Spray, spray, spray, spray. Spray, spray, spray.

I thought it was you the whole time. That's why, okay, can you read it again? What's funny is the minute, the minute for I, a fair lad, the minute I wrote it down, looked at it, I was like, that's why, okay, can you read it again? What's funny is the minute, the minute for I, a fair lad, the minute I wrote it down looked at it, I was like, that's my name. But with Aaron, iron knife. I was looking at the very few letters I go into my name going, this is nothing.

You're over, you're over done, jokes cause me strife. If I hear just a single, my wife, I'll fly into a rage and shred up this page with my heat fork and my iron knife. Are you guys ready for number three? I think you're gonna get this one. Let's try and guess what it is.

It's gonna be like black snake moan or something. If you see me and we, if you see me and we have a talk, will you think that I'm more crap than jock? No. More crap than jock. I am rarely a shit. I just often give it while I watch my dog, dogs own like a hawk while I watch, oh yeah, shit.

No, I rarely give a shit. I often give it while I watch my dog's own like a hawk. You're a dog's own shit. I think so. The, the anagram here is crap then, jock. No, I, it's jock, it's jock, it's jock, it's jock, it's jock, it's jock, it's jock, but we, These are amazing. Thanks Uncle Mel. I'm so embarrassed, you guys, I'm embarrassed.. It's John Patrick. Yeah, but we are amazing. Thanks Uncle Mel.

I'm so embarrassed. You guys, I'm embarrassed. Can we cut this out? Yeah, we'll cut this whole thing out. I'm embarrassed. Yeah, we don't want this. Red wedding? Yeah, we don't want you to have being embarrassed.

I'm embarrassed. We'll cut all this stuff out. Guys, that's like the second part. In case you make that part louder. That's the second or third time on the show where it's happened where I've been the answer, and I've had absolutely no idea that it's me. Maybe I'm the answer all right.

Do you have one of those what do you use lifetime movie? If you see or on face in the mirror, do you think it's a stranger and start talking to it? You can see yourself in a mirror? Like the guy from Captain Crutch. I thought that was just that. From Captain Crutch, I'm sorry, Captain Crutch.

They got, they got, I remember when Captain Crutch dated both Cording Cox and Jennifer Ammond. The guy from captain crutch So not captain crutch because that's that's the thing Kellogg is the guy from Johnny Kellogg. Aren't you the guy from captain crutch? Yeah, captain crutch I want to see a scene. No, there's a very tired looking woman in my mirror. Yep Behind every powerful man, there's a very tired

Um. Behind every powerful man, there's a very tired, good woman. You're an old woman in the way. I can't see my reflection. Aaron, you are Aaron Keefe. You're very tired. You fell asleep. You're having a dream.

You dream about Captain Crunch played by JAPES. And Captain Crunch is giving you a pep talk to have more confidence and recognize the value in your own name. Oh, that's nice. Hi Aaron. You're asleep. I don't think I've ever heard of you. I'm not sure. I'm that's nice. Hey, Erin. You're asleep.

I don't think I've ever heard you talk before. I've never talked. Wait, don't you have a catchphrase in one of the commercials? Um, no. Kids say crunchitize me, captain, to me, but it's not my catchphrase. Is that real? It, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck. I guess a catchphrase is really a thing that's used on you. It's a thing that you say. Well, what's, like, the Captain Crunch, like, tagline? Well, like, what's a, like, he- It's crunchitized me, Captain. Is it? Yeah, it's just me, me getting ordered around.

Because, like, the, the Tricks Rabbit came yesterday. And what? The Tricks rabbit came in my dream yesterday Joe was here. Yeah, and did he say anything about me and we cut to the tricks rabbit. Hey, are you a kid? Jesus Yeah, can you get me some tricks? I got a fucking score. I got a fucking score. Dude You're addicted. I gotta fucking score. Dude, you're addicted. I'm not gonna name you. You're addicted. You're addicted.

You need to get help. Oh yeah. I'm seeing a therapist. Joe, are you here? Wait. I heard that you were bothering this kid. I thought, maybe you could be back. If it isn't, private crunch.

Well, you two, you two, I'm the lucky charm's leprechaun. And I'm here too. I'm also addicted to drugs. What are we talking about? We're having a meeting. Drugs. They're great Tony. I will get to it for that. I carved out a number of logs and I'll help you across all your bogs. You'd lost if we race. Oh, I'm sorry. You'd lost if we raced, oh I'm sorry, you- Suboba.

You'd lost if we raced, you would say this goon aced you and that you were all underdogs. Suboba. The goon aced you? Blah, blah, blah, blah. The way that it's written is pretty confusing, but- Pad Conley. I've carved, this is in pendant rathies.

But that's the integral. No, it's not. I've carved out a number of logs and rites. But that's the anecdote. No, it's not. The. I've carved out a number of logs and I'll help you across all your bogs. You'd be lost if we'd raced. You would say this goon aced you and that you were all underdogs.

It's not this goon aced you. It is this goon aced you, but not the you. It's just goon aced. Goon aced. Goon aced. That's my favorite movie from the 80s. Untitled goon aist. Goon aist. Goon aist. That's my favorite movie from the 80s. Untitled goon aist. G-O-O-N. Aist is G-O-N. No, goon a G-O-N. And Aist is A-C-E-D. So one of the words has to be dog. Is it one word or two words? Two words.

Two words. First word is can-idug? Kinidug. Oh, welcome to canadug. I'm a moonti. I have a Kinidji cover band called Kinidug. Oh, I got it. Dinkook.

Dinkook. Dinkook. Dinkook. Wait, does that work? I have a Dinkook cover band called dinkook. Okay. Two or two. Okay. Goon.

The Sufi. These are my brain can't do these. So it's gonna be one. We found your only weakness. Is one of the words one? No. One day gone. You were right with one of the words.

Dane. Nope. No, no, it with one of the words. Dane. Nope. No, no, no. It was the first thing he said, dog. Dog. Dog is one of the words. Dog. Dog.

Dog. And remember, the theme seems to be of course. Can you do it? It's can be dog. Can you do it? I was so close. This is to the show. What did you have, Aaron?

You were close? I was close. What did you have? How close were you? What was your guess? No, can't you forget it. No commutally. I would have gotten it.

I was writing down the letters. Okay, you would have gotten it if you weren't for your meddling kid. This one is, I will say, way harder. This is the hardest one yet. Ooh, isn't that a death funk album? Yes. Robot rock, way harder, better, faster.

They come out in file and rank some applaud while others just think. Trapped in here, Pete, for leaving his seat, bringing snack and the nastiest drink. Trapped in here, Pete. It's actually, thank, comma, trapped in here, Pete. Well, if this is the long one, how many words are we talking?

Trapped, comma, so there's a comma in this one. There is a comma. The comma is part of it. Thank. Thank. I'm a Trapped in Here Pete. There's six words. And it's thank Trapped in Here Pete.

And it's Heyrittle Riddle theme. And it's Heyrittle Riddle. Thank Trapped in Here Pete. Well Trapped is definitely part of our theme. Let's try to get you into the general thing. I'm going to go over the riddle one more time. So they come out and file and rank some applaud while others just think.

Are you saying think or think? Think, T-H-A-N-K. And this is in quotes, I don't think that matters. Trapped in here, Pete, for leaving his seat, bringing snack in the nastiest drink. Follow up, boy. No, Pete wants. Trapped in here, Pete, by the nastiest drink. Follow up, boy. No, he wants. Trapped in here, Pete, by the way,

has nothing to do with anything. It's just the anagram. That's what it seems like. Mm-hmm. But the rest of the words. Who comes out and file in rank? Some applaud while others think. Army?

No. In relation to our show. Some applaud and others think. JP Rittles? Oh, it's someone who works on the show. Sandy Weiss. No, no, no. They come out in file and rank.

What does that mean? They come out and file. Yeah, rank and file. They come out. Well, it's Ranking Files monster. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Actually. The bride of Rankin File.

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Oh my God. Adel and I are having fun. Oh my God, you're a Rankin file and you're my neighbor. Oh, I'm not gonna sign your thing. Okay, you're fucking Rankin file. This is... You would be having a hard time too if you didn't have the answer. Is this a person?

No. Is this a character? Is this like our audience space? Is it like, Rydian space? Rydian space. You're there. Is Rydian part of it? They come out and rank and file some applaud

while others just think. And then there's a part of it that says for leaving his seat, bringing snack on the nastiest drink. Audience, something? So it's an audience, but where do we have an audience? In three cities and that's about it? You have pretty much.

Come to the tolls. Well, that's tonight. It's like, no, pretty much. Come to Tulsa tonight. It's like, no, we can't go to Tulsa because you're the only one who likes us there. Not, where do we have an audience online? I-O? World is tonight. No, no, no.

In our show, where would our show have an audience? Chicago, online. But like at a theater? Podcast convention. In a theater, we would be doing a live show. A live show.

Okay. So this is doing a live show. A live show. Okay. So this is related to live shows. And the answer is thank, trapped in here, Pete, and it's related to live shows. So what are some classic things that happen at our live shows? Live shows, audience suggests, audience submitted riddles. Okay, that's true, but that's not it.

This is also a subtle plug for our live shows. I would agree. Yeah, a meet and greet, that's also it, but no, it's not this. Okay, also a subtle plug for our live shows. I would agree. Yeah, a meet and greet, that's also it, but no, it's not this. Okay, Rob Cordray. Come on, man. We do Adel Reffi's $100 giveaways. Yeah.

We do that sometimes, but that's what this is. We did that one time, I got lost. We did that one time, I got lost, that's not what this is. Hey guys, remember, was that the episode where we all did a Batman impression? That was such a fucking good scene. Now we did the Mont, we changed the order to Monts-Royce.

We wrote the Monts-R monster match, which was so funny. I'm so sad we lost that show. Yeah, me too. It was truly a fun experience for those who got to share it. So look, hey, I'll say this. Do any one of us do something special at a live show? Eat a pen. Aaron eats a pen.

Aaron Keefe drinks a pen. You have to drink a pen. You're not looking at your letters at all. You're on the right track, but she doesn't just drink a pen. You're not looking at your letters at all. You're on the right track, but she doesn't just drink a pen. Bosh. So the one with it. He all the poison. Uh-uh.

What do we say the Aaron will do? So the paper and then drink the pen, eat the paper? Eat the paper, drink the pen. Aaron gets it right. Eat the paper, drink the piss. Aaron, you, uh, milty the integraven there was eat the paper, drink the pen. I think you, Milton, the antigrabbon there was eat the paper, drink the pen. And the comma was used. You guys, this must be hard to listen to,

because I don't know why these are so hard. These are hard to do, you guys. Well, the hard part is that there's no, it's just a jumble of words that don't make a ton of sense. And then we have to locate the most odd words and from there find something Meaningful. I've always been really bad at anagrams too. My brain can't like do it fast enough. Okay. Mm-hmm Oh, wasn't your dad famously killed by an anagram. Yeah, my whole family was killed by anagrams

All right, ready that's bad luck after your dad I love how eras is ready like she's got the next She pulled up her phone. There once was a Brittle. My dad was a riddle. My dad was killed by a candy grim. Yeah, yes, that is very true. We're gonna go back now to some of pads. So, a pad, I think has a few more, yeah, a few more,

that we didn't get to the last time we did pads. So, those are kind of a warm up. You can see pad at the I.O. Theater at World News tonight. He's the one who brings us snacks backstage. This is really funny, smart things on stage. So bring us snacks as much as he just brings snacks for everyone. Well, that us, the collective world news.

Saturday he brought a bunch of snacks and Aaron took a bag of snacks and goes, pad, you're a king among men. I did not. There you did. I did go, thank you so much. I mean, you said the king among men. Okay, I'm not going to give you the remember pads have a hint of which is the title that I'm not going to give you

at first. A giver of passion and richly rewarded. Bakers and princes and stories most sorted. Founded good company and fairy tale schmaltz. If you know the answer, you may hear a waltz. Fairy tale schmolts. No. Stories of terror and lawmen who died, singing songs with their killers who stand side by side. Something familiar, painted, and pointialism,

something particular about the pen's hedonism. Pen's hedonism. Yes, correct, it is pen's hedonism.. Pins hedonism. Yes, correct. It is pens hedonism. The pins hedonism. Bingo bingo hotata. This is not Heyrtle Riddle related. It is not.

It is not Heyrtle Riddle related. He, though. There are also. Niz. There are also some good. There are also three clues. In hidden inside of this riddle. Well, because it's eight pages long.

Yeah, eight pages long. That will help you find the answer to the riddle. Mrs. Doutfire. Miss, Miss November. Miss Doutfire. Miss Doutfire. Okay, I'll give it to you again. Ready?

A give-er-of-passion and richly rewarded. Bakers and princes in stories most sorted, founded good company and fairy tale schmaltz. If you know the answer, you may hear a waltz, stories of terror and lawmen who died, singing songs with their killers who stand side by side. Something familiar, painted in pointalism, something peculiar about the pen's hedonism.

Now how many words is it? Now hold on, Aaron Keef. Let's have a side conversation. I love a side conversation. What did our therapist say to you when JVC starts giving way too hard of riddles? Tell Adel you love him? Oh boy. My boys.

My boys. My boys. I heard some keywords, Aaron, that I know because of our road trip together where we listen to assassins. Now it's said something about killing through the ages and they stay inside by side and sing a song. I also heard the word company, which is another play written by Mr. Steve Soundheim. Oh yeah, the pointillism. So Stephen Soundheim, I believe. It is Stephen Soundheim.

Is the answer. Yes, it is Stephen Soundheim. Wow, that was very good. The other one that's in there is Passion. Does he have something called Passion? Yes. Is that a musical? We can you read it again? Yes. And this is the title of this one is called a funny thing happened on the way to this riddle. Oh, I would have gotten it right away. I was like that when I think you'll get a gift giver of passion and richly rewarded, bakers and princes and stories must sort it. Into the woods. Found in good company, in fairy tale schmaltz.

If you know the answer, you may hear a waltz. Stories of terror and lawmen who died, what's that? Is this actually? I don't know. Singing songs with their killers. Oh, terror and lawmenina died maybe a teeny-todd. Oh, okay. Something familiar painted in pointalism, something peculiar about the pen's hedonism. Something familiar is the beginning of a funny thing happening in the way to the form,

and then it goes into Sunday in the park with George. Oh, can I say something? I've solved the last like five or six. That was really good. Aaron, I want to see you seen. Okay. Um, Aaron, you are, uh, it's opening nights of the new production of assassins that's coming to Broadway, literally, right? It's a real thing.

I think it's going off Broadway, but, well, let's not pick that fight. But you're a Soundheim fan. James is playing a friend who's joining you, and he is pretending he has seen all Soundheim, but he's seen none, but he's trying to fool you. All right, so are we, we were in the show together? Or were we about to go see it? We're about to go see it.

You're in the seats. Oh. There's 10 minutes till the show starts, and you're both amped, but he's lied to you. He's never seen a single Soundheim show. Oh my gosh. Here we are again. So excited.

I can't wait. Which character do you think? It's almost sound time for Soundheim. I'm so excited. I can't wait. Which character do you think it's almost sound time for sundheim? I'm so excited. What character are you most excited like? What portrayal? Like which? In sassons? Yeah. It's not my favorite sundheim. So you know I love protagonists and I love antagonists. This one doesn't do it for me, but I'm excited to be here with you because I love you. What's your favorite one then? My favorite sandheim. Yeah. Musical. Oh well, we're gonna never

down to just his musicals. Yeah. And one that he did the music in the lyrics, not just like West Side Story. Oh, so the book as well. No, just like he sometimes just did the lyrics. Sometimes you'll do the lyrics, but not we're not talking about the book. Yeah, well sometimes he does the did the lyrics. Sometimes you'll do the lyrics, but we're not talking about the book. Yeah, because, well, sometimes he does the book as well. But you know what the book is, and musicals, right? Yeah. Okay. Are you trying to?

The show will start in 10 minutes. Now's the time where we do some audience interaction. See, 47 C. That's you. You have been chosen. Oh, yay, yes. It sounds time. If you can sing any Soundheim song for eight lines you will win you and a guest a trip backstage and

One million dollars. Okay, it's eight lines. It's 16 bars. This guy probably does it with a soundheim Yeah, you call the song you call the song and I'll sing it. I'll do anything of the anything in this library just a reminder I may pre-recording I don't know that one just reminder Just pick your favorite one cool. I'm from Sweeney Todd. I'll sing one from the demon barber of Fleet Street You know that Okay, one from Sweeney Todd choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy

Oh, bye, hecka, tonight I'm gonna get my revenge on the poor I'm gonna chop chop chop, chop, chop, to my lila blan Tickle tickle tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, Mr. Rivethe House, son of the hype, shuppin' in the head until they bleed today. Congratulations. You have won $1 million. That's a proof of what he is. That's what I would say. See. Well, I know all I want to do is listen to you

to make up songs from you. Did I do it right? Did I do it right? Is that so in time? That's exactly how it sounds. Yeah, in Sweetie Todd, he tries to get his revenge on the poor. Speaking of musicals, we're gonna take a quick intermission. I have to say, speaking of getting a revenge on the poor.

We're gonna take a quick intermission. Gonna take a quick intermission, and we'll be right back with act two of our musical production. And let's take him out with a little Sweetie Todd. Chipy, chipy, chipy, chipy, chipy, chipy, chipy, chipy, chipy, chipy, chipy, chipy, chipy, chipy, chipy, chipy, chipy, chipy, chipy, chipy, chipy, chipy, chipy, chipy, chipy, chipy, chipy, chipy, chipy, chipy, chipy, chipy, chipy, chipy, chipy, chipy, chipy, chipy, chipy, chipy, chipy, chipy, chipy, chipy, chipy, chipy, chipy, chipy, chipy, chipy, chipy, chipy, chipy, chipy, chipy, chipy, chipy, chipy, chipy, chipy, chipy, chipy, chipy, chip, chipy, chipy, chipy, chipy, chipy, chipy, chipy, chipy, chipy, chipy, chipy, chipy, chipy, chipy, chipy, chipy, chipy, chipy, chip, chipy, chipy, chipy, chipy, chipy, chip, chip, chip, chip, chipy, chipy, chipy, chipy, chipy, chipy, chip, chipy, chipy, chipy, chipy, chipy, chipy, chipy, chipy, chipy, chipy, chip, chip, chipy, chipy, chipy, chipy, chip It should be chopped and my hair! My hair! My demon hair! Don't forget the throat slash. Blood, blood, blood! With pastries! What did you before hate Rick or Rick? Hey, GPC!

Uh, uh, yeah? You're not in trouble. I just need help. I'm, um, yeah. You're not in trouble. I just need help. I'm, um, pranking at all. And I'm setting up a website to bring him. Um, can I just need some advice? This podcast is sponsored by Squarespace.

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saving you time and money. What is happening? Okay. Wait, what's going on with that all? Oh, nothing, nothing. I'm just setting up a very normal Squarespace website, not a prank thing. No, he's gonna shoot you.

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You know, there never truly is a middle of the woods. Isn't it funny to think about something like that? There never truly is a middle of the woods. No, this is the middle. Okay, this is it. Addle, can you help? Yeah, actually. So, as per Robert Frost, I don't know if you know his poems. He has a poem called Better Help. I believe this is written in the 1800s, but it still stands true today more than ever. Aaron, you should try Better Help. Have you heard of this? You seen this? Mm-hmm. Because sometimes Aaron and life were faced with tough choices and the path forward isn't always clear. Whether you're dealing with decisions around career relationships, being stuck in the middle of the woods, therapy helps you stay connected to what you ow, ow.

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and tell them jpc's birthday got ruined by two of his friends for doing speeches about rocket money the website. I love you rougat money. Hey, the three of us are marking ourselves safe. Chop chop chop, chop, and the demon, the Flint Street. There's a lot that's funny about that. I took a longer break and Edel forgot what we had done. Also, the voice that you've chosen, assuming that someone who sounds like that would be

in a very scary musical. Chop, chop, chop, chop. There goes a jam in the Flint Street. There's a thing with musical improv Chop, chop, chop, chop, there goes a jam and a fleet street. There's a thing with musical improv, and Adel probably knows there's an Aaron probably, if I can, does on that. But with musical improv, if you're a very good singer, what you should do is you should sing very well

and then they'll like try to rhyme things. And if you're not a very strong singer, what you have to do is pick a weird character and then just try to like musically improvise as that weird character. 100%. Can you give me an example? Yeah, so if I were to sing Sweeney Todd

and didn't know the words, I would say, chop, chop, chop, on the doom and the French street. Because I can't sing, so it makes more sense. Can we, like you, adult pick an adjective as an, I'll pick like a profession or like, like a specific kind of like being our person. Oh, like horny plumber? Yeah, like something like that.

And then, well, yeah, okay, horny plumber. And then you try to like show us how you use the music to live for us. Wait, he's too ready for this. Wait a minute, he's getting out of script. We're just reading his t-shirt. Like Christopher Plumber at Preson is finally ready. Yeah, let's do one for you, for everyone.

Okay, so I have to do it. I have to do what a song is a horny plum. Yeah. Oh, I'm fixing the pipes, but my pipes are burstin' because I got come and you're probably thirstin'. She says, I got a plunger and it's in my truck, but here I got a weaver and he's ready Hardy party you got a weaver I got a weaver

Would you like to give Adel his adjective and I'll do that profession. Yes, your angiative is going to be Pist off great You weren't thinking of one no, I was gonna wait till I hear what you said okay to be pissed off. Great. You weren't thinking of one? No. I was gonna wait till I hear what you said. Okay. Marine biologist. You have to do a little improvise

so I guess a pissed off marine biologist. Listen everyone, I got some punisay. The devil of the ocean is the fucking stingray. Well, it killed my friend. Steve Irwin, now I'm earthed off, and I'm gonna win. Gonna kill the mantas, gonna kill the stings, gonna cut off their flat, be little fleshy side wings, gonna take their tails, shove it into their butts,

fuck this thing raise, I just bust to the nerve. I cannot afford a plumber. I cannot believe that those are the same camera. Turns out the Venn diagram of horny plumber and his stuff, marine biologist, is a circle. And for Aaron, the adjective is tired. And I will say my noun is sleepy. A tired sleepy?

You're a tired sleeping. Shhh. That's the whole thing. Should have given me a better one. And I'm watching the show and I say, she's got the worst voice. Aaron, you're a hungry? Hungry, hippo. Here we go. I'm a quick disclaimer.

I famously cannot rhyme. You're the one who started this game. It's disclaimer. Like no one fucking doesn't know that at this point. I'm a cute hippo and I'm walking on my feet just a quick morning. I'm ready to eat. I'm not the real kind of hippo and I'm walking on my feet just a quick morning. I'm ready to eat. I'm not the real kind of hippo you see. I'm from the board game.

Uh-huh. Yippee. I like to eat butterflies. Is that what they eat? What do the hippos eat? They're shaking their heads at me. I'm horny for the hippos and I'm horny for the food and I'm horny because I'm a plumber. Who's awesome marine biologist. Quick disclaimer, if you see a hippo in the wild, do not assume it eats butterflies, it will kill you.

Wait, what was hungry hungry hippos? Those little white hellings. Always, I'm what's the butterfly thing I'm thinking of? Don't wait to frost fire. Was it like an elephant that's spit out butterflies? I don't know. Fuck, okay, never mind. What was your childhood?

Someone will tweet at me. Someone, there's always someone out there who had the exact same childhood as you who's gonna tweet at me. My favorite part about when Aaron is rhyming is how desperate her eyes look and how she looks to us for help. Where it's like, how could we help you?

Well, for the first chunk, she stared like 45 degrees down at like the corner of the room. And then for the last chunk, she stared like 45 degrees down at like the corner of the room. And then for the last chunk, she's like sweating profusely and looking around wildly. Like there's an active shooter. Give me another one, give me another one, I got it. I got it. Aaron, you started this game.

I got it, this is me. Then it came to you and you chastised us for, you got, you. This is the reason why, this is the reason why I'm not good at it, that I haven't had the practice. Listeners, we can't stress enough. Aaron is wanting to sing more, even though'm not good at it. I haven't had the practice. Listeners, we can't stress enough. Aaron is wanting to sing more, even though she's bad at it. So please do not tweet at us and say that-

She's only about it rhyming. She's good at singing. Just don't worry about the rhyming. But in the past people have tweeted us and be like, leave Aaron alone. Leave Aaron alone. You are a suspicious maid. Well now I gotta do a big character.

I don't wanna sing nice. Don't make me sing, you please. Right, you here and I'm waking you up. I found blood in your little cup. I think you killed your wife with a big old knife and I'll prove it. But I'm waiting for the prove it, so I'm gonna have to walk a hundred miles to the nearest beach off here. So tell them what happened and I'll walk back for my morning chores and I'll dust the

house that will take two weeks and I'll finish dusting the house and then I'll find your wife's party and the other side of the house you see. I'm a maid and... She just took a cash man. Fuck. How's you see I'm made and Air was funny about arid is she has a beautiful singing voice And every time we want her to sing we're like erin singing a song and she's like oh no, I'll be a little troll We're like no just use your beautiful voice Also, I found blood in this cup you were suspicious. You're all it's

It's a diva cup Okay, okay, we're back to these riddles. We've had a lot of fun enough fun suspicious urologist. It's a diva cup. Okay. Okay. Back to these reddles. Sorry guys. That's fucking annoying. Enough fun. And although, remember, there was one episode, maybe 20 episodes ago.

We did it with like Aaron's animal corner where I'd say an animal and then you do it in pressure of it or say a fact about it. Do you remember that? Oh yeah, I do remember that. It was like a rapid fire thing. Can we do two real quick? Yeah, I don't remember what it was. Was it facts or?

It was rapid facts about animals. So I think I said like pig and you're like, oink oink, I'm super smart, don't eat me. I'm super smart, but people still eat me. So you talked as the animal, but you give a fact. Oh, I love it. Okay, I'm not. We're gonna do two real quick.

Ready? Elephant. Ooh, I eat butterflies sometimes through my trunk. Slug. Oh, I eat salt when I'm having a bad day. Sorry, one more. Man. I am JPC.

I like to balance my checkbook. See, nail it. Balance my checkbook. Get your number. She got my checking number. I told JPC if I ever get rich, I'm gonna buy his apartment and be his landlord. That's my number one goal in my life right now.

And then we decided if we all get rich, we're gonna buy each other's apartments. And J-H-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L- of the three of us, is it Adel who would apologize a bunch for things that weren't his fault? Is it JPC who'd stare the shit out of you? But show up to your party still. Or is it Aaron who won't know how to fix anything? Who would forget that you lived there? No, correction, none of us would be able to fix anything. If the slightest thing goes wrong in my apartment,

I'm dead. We can even fix this podcast. Oh no, it it's been broken for years. And we have it tried. Okay, ready? My last puzzles were hard and caused so much pain. So I thought I'd take this one out of the vein. You should get this easily, but here in the middle, you can still find a clue to get by in the riddle. This name is found deep inside of you. The answer might hit you right out of the blue. Often named on this show, once heard in your car,

find Ursa Major right behind a red star. There's so many clues to get you on track if you can't see the answer. Just take a step back. Is this an anagram? It's an anagram. This one's good. I love this one.

This is actually maybe my favorite one that Pat has done. You love it. What a dense word for us. We just walked through. I know, right? But there is literally. It's so smart, you guys. It's really full of clues.

Okay, start over then. And wasn't he famously fired from his job for writing this? Yes. My last puzzles were hard and cost so much pain, so I thought I'd take this one out of the vein. You should get this easily, but here in the middle, you can still find a clue to get by in the riddle. This is a name found deep inside of you.

The answer might hit you right out of the blue. Often named on this show, once heard in your car, find Ursa Major right behind a red star. There's so many clues to get you on track if you can't see the answer. Just take a step back. Chantervolta. Sainte?

No, it's not Chantervolta. Is it like a blider, heart, or... Is it blood or heart? No, but it's something based on this show. It says often named on this show. So what do we talk about in this show? I don't know how often, but it's come up. Okay, is it a person?

No. Because it says it's a name that's deep inside of you. Yes. But is it a name that's deep inside of us? Yeah, that's a good clue, I'd say. Bleh. So is it something that is inside of us? Blood, heart.

Is it one of those two? Um, no. So, Sandy? Is the Ursula, I do not know. Are you trying to get the yellow picture? Oh, I'm out here rocking and rolling. No one can tell. Nobody's jugs of bigger than a net.

Everybody. Hicky from Kiddicky's like a home cut off. I've seen you both get bored with a lot of things, but you both have never been bored of doing that. You don't pick slips, ownership, papers. I've seen grease more than any other. The race of them down at Thunder Road. Um, is the Ursula Major line, is that, I forget the rest of it, is that the anagram part?

No. Whoa. Whoa. Um, oh fuck. I don't know. Oh shit. Hey, Pad. Hey, Pad, can you come here for a second, me, Pad?

Hey, Pad, can you come here for a second, me, Pad? Hey, Pad, they're gonna slap you. Hey, Pad. They're getting the big slaps that stretch. Hey, Pad, it's so good to see you. Hey, Pad, hey, Pad. Don't pad, they're gonna slap you. Hey, Pad. They're getting the big slaps that's right. Hey, Pad, it's so good to see you. What the fuck, man? These are too hard.

No, this one's not hard, it's really good. You would have gotten it. But there's nothing that's glaring that's clearly the anagram to me. Yeah, so the anagram is cleverly hidden in here, but there are a ton of clues. What's the title? Oh, do you guys want the title? I would like the title. The title is, I would understand if this is too easy.

I would understand if this is too easy. Podcast. Mm-hmm. Pod, I guess, an endogram? Here. Okay, here. I will give you, the endogram is in the first four lines. Okay.

My last puzzles were hard and caused so much pain. So I thought I'd take this one out of the vein. You should get this. Out of the vein? Nope. You should get this easily, but here in the middle, you can still find a clue to get by in the riddle. Get out of my vein.

The middle line? No. The first line. The last line. Yes. Oh my god. What was the last line? You can still find a clue to get buy in the riddle.

That whole thing's an anagram? No. Oh. Only part of it. Buy in the riddle. Buy in the riddle. And is that B-Y? B-Y.

I-N-T-H-E-R-I-D-D-L-E. Buy in the riddle. Farmer in the dough. How many words is it? It is three words. And there are one, two, three, four, five hints hidden inside of the riddle. Five hints. Tiny is tiny one. I guess there's another one in the title. Is tiny one of the words? No. Okay, is dirty one of them? No. Is um riddle one of them?

No. Okay. I'd buy in the Rital is the anagram, but it's not one of them. Is Hey one of them? No. Okay. Wait, what are you guessing right now? No, just words. Here's another clue. Sure.

Those clues to obscure? Then I want something else to get me through this Rital. I want something else to get, El-El-Saba. Hints. Hints. No. I want something else.

Yes. Ah, boy. I want something else. I want some, semi-term term of life, third-aid blind. Is the third-aid blind? Is the answer is third-aid. Woo!

No way. I would understand if this is too easy. I would understand. I wish you would step back from that ledger. Oh, man. If you can't see the answer, just take a step back. Oh, wait, wait, I have something fun. I wish you would step back from that ledger. My wife.

I would understand. Can't believe I waited for that. The clues in here were out of the vein, deep inside of you, blue, Ursa Major, Red Star. That was amazing. I don't know any of those. Are those all third-eye blind songs? Blue is an album, Ursa Major's an album.

Deep inside of you and out of the vein are both songs. Blue is Cyphal 65. Thank you. Our dear listeners, we know it must be frustrating to hear how long these are taking us, but they must be loving hearing these. These are hard. Okay, we got another one, ready?

This is from Pad. This is from Pad. A board or a cloud, quite firm or quite lax. Just taking its quiz is a step to relax. For one or two, for four or one or for two, maybe more but not less. It keeps snoring tame, helps exile stress. Whatever you choose, it will lighten your load, and it even comes with our own discount code.

He looks sleep mattress. Correct. Nice one Aaron. And that is a great pivot. It is he like sleep. It's not a pivot. We know that. We know that.

Adal you got that too right? I assumed it was something to do with one of our advertisers with beds. I am. So we'd be like, I didn't know I wasn't thinking mattress. We got one more. Park. Her fridge is empty. Low.

Her shelf is bare. Behold. The pantry's dusty. Aaron's microwave. Alas. There's food nowhere. And yet the table's covered. Her plate is always filled.

Hello, fresh. A meal that seemed quickly, which she herself did build. Yes, Adolf, yes, here is hello, Fresh. Where's the anagram in it? The anagram for that one is, Low, her shelf. Oh.

And the one for Helix Sleep was, Taim helps exile, exile stress. I cannot believe how good these are. These are so, so smart. I love that he vids to riddles for our sponsors. We should have used those as riddles in ad copy. But it's so good. You know what, everybody just pretend that this didn't happen.

Yeah, like Into the Woods, they're not gonna buy the capture getting the milk for free. Yeah. Is that another judge for Vulteline? The suit? Controversal? Controversal? I don't really like Into the Woods.

Come at me, 18-year-old theater kid. Let's do this. I'll fight really like into the woods. Come at me 18 year old theater kids. Let's do this. I'll fight you in the streets. I play Jack and into the woods. I wish. I like the Cinderella song in it. It's into the woods. The one with that guy dies. He goes, he goes into the woods. We can see the doorfanging himself in the background. What? Oh, that's Cinderella. Yeah. We all know that. What else we got? There's some freaky shit mixed up. What else we got? What else we got? Okay. Okay. You know, come on, that. What else we got? There's some freaky shit mixed up in there. What else we got? What else we got?

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I'm Ethan. I'm Ethan. I'm Ethan. I'm Ethan. I'm Ethan. I'm Ethan. I'm Ethan. I'm Ethan. I'm Ethan. I'm Ethan. I mean, Ethan writes in this riddle. Consider the following series. Wait, I'm so fucked right now. Are these still in a gram?

No, no, no, thank God. Those were the last of pads in a gram. So now we're moving on to a riddle from Ethan, who submitted this to the show. Regular riddle. Regular Ethan. Great, good morning Ethan. Consider the following series.

One, six, 16, 6, 16, 41, Kennedy, 191. All assassinated. All assassinated. That's right, add, go ahead and tell us how 1, 6, 16,

41, 191, we're assassinated. Okay, then. We'll 7, 8, 1. Wait, can you use three of them? 1, 6. Yes, 1, 16, 41, Kennedy, 191. It's like lost. So these are all expressways.

Okay. Can we expressway? I would say that is a great guess. Is it 41? Was that Jack Robinson's number? Is that have anything to do with it? I will say that I don't know when it doesn't matter. It's working.

Historically speaking, it doesn't matter. No, those are great guesses, but those are not the answers. Well, one time I tried to do a 180 and I ended up doing a 191. Is that part of it? Hell yeah, my dude. You skate rad. Well, we have to assume that this is Ethan Soupli. Ethan Soupli was famously in American history. X, X is the Roman numeral for 10.

10 is enough. Uh, minus two is eight. It's like, I can't even get a cordon list. It's a holiday weekend. Do, to solve this, do we have to write out the words or can, or do the numbers suffice? Like, would I have to write out O and E for one? No, no, no, it's just the numbers.

Yes, the numbers, six, six, two, four to one. Kennedy, you said the, highway is as close. No, no, no, it's just the numbers. Yes, the numbers. Six, 16, 41, Kennedy. You said the highways is close. No, I said highways is a good guess, but it's not close. It's a very interesting answer. Is it something to do with currency? For a very fascinating player. Addle, you are on the right track, yes.

So there's a Kennedy half dollar. Mm-hmm. Oh, so it's 40, are these like years, 191? So the following series, 16, 16, 41, Kennedy, 191, and the question is, what number takes the place of Kennedy? 50. For 50 cents, or was it a Kennedy dollar? The thought is half dollar.

So it's not 50, so there's a number that takes the place of Kennedy in this sequence. Oh, is a year that they minted that maybe. No. So I'll give you this. Kennedy is a nickname for a number. Okay. Each one of these numbers has a similar nickname. For instance, 191. Oh, this is the number that they were president. So 191 would be like a fucking robot with a cowboy hat. So yeah, you and you. Female robot with a cowboy hat. So yeah, you and you female robot.

I love that Roba is not good enough. Muka robot supersedes gender serious. If we don't have a female, can that be your young adult series, which is female robot with a cowboy hat? Yeah, of course. Female robot with a cowboy hat. Who, of course. FEMA Robot with a cowboy hat. Who cares, she has work to do. This is not a romance book.

It's a book about following your robot dreams. So that's a no. So as I was saying, in this instance, 191, the nickname would be Sacajawea. Sacajawea, which is a dollar, the golden dollar, that was released in like 2000 or something. So how does $191, how do you get Sakajewiya from that? Now is it something where it's like the black market value?

So $191 would be like a dollar, $91, and that's how much it sells at like a coin collector shop or eBay? Yes, you're on the right track with value, but it's not about how much it would sell for... How many ounces of coin collage or a chocolate? I don't know. It is more... Oh, is this... One-on-one. Is this... I could give you more nicknames, but it would probably give it away. Our friend Ethan does give us more nicknames.

So, okay, so you, so. So is Mercury one of them? Which, no, which nickname do you want? 16, 16 or 41? 16. Can I guess real quick? Yeah. Is one Lincoln?

Yes. So one is Lincoln. Mm-hmm. Six is gonna be Washington? No. Six is not Washington. Six is not Washington. Six is, um, boy. What would six be? Adams. It's not Adam.

These people have been assassinated. No, um, Lincoln. Well, why is it so good to hear you guys bad? Oh, yeah, sorry. Why is one Lincoln? Cause the penny. Cause the penny. Yeah the penny, correct. So, what would six be? Six would be the nickel. Okay, plus the penny. Who's on the nickel?

Order half dog. On the nickel. Oh, it's on the nickel. Oh boy, I wanna say, I wanna say Herbert Hoover. No. No. I wanna say a female robot I think got by here.

No. Who is on the nickel? John Adams? No. Thomas want to say a female robot I think I'll buy it. No. Who is on the nickel? John Adams? No. Thomas Jefferson? No. Thomas Jefferson? Yeah.

I got it right. Yeah. What I miss himself. Jefferson is on the dime. So you're just adding the last value I see. I see. I see what's going on. We're in the dime.

So on the dime is Teddy Roosevelt. So that's 16. On the quarter is Teddy Roosevelt. So that's 16. On the quarter is George Washington. So George Washington is 41. 50 cent pieces Kennedy. And so Kennedy is? Kennedy's 50 cents. That's what I just said.

No, but you're right. So be 91. 91, yes. And then 91 would be Washington. Would be Sacaja, yeah. Sacaja, yeah. The sequence is equal to the number of since to the stand-up when collecting one of each coin in order value IE you start with the penny Lincoln and then you have one cent blah you guys got it

What was this fucker's name Ethan really good one Ethan? Can I say something to you real quick Ethan? Can I see my office? You're getting promotion. That was fucking outstanding. Hey, can I talk to really quick? Yeah me? No, just Ethan I'm either you to just go over there. I'm gonna talk to Ethan really Ethan, can I talk to you really quick? Yeah, me. No, just Ethan. Ethan, you two just go over there. I'm gonna talk to Ethan really quick. Can I talk to Joel? Can I talk to him? So I'm not playing the character Ethan. You don't need me for that?

Yeah, you two just go fuck off then. Okay, I'm just gonna talk to Ethan really quick. Hey Ethan. Robots can't be president. Ethan, what did our therapist say to do? When I don't in JPC, get too crazy. Joel, Joel, can I talk to you over here? Can I just say, I know that you're the driving force

behind the cone brothers. Ethan, those are only false. Wait, Big Lebowski was your baby, and we all know that. An actual hawk, can I see you over here? Car. Hawks don't call. Car? Hawks don't call?

Come on, what do they do? Screech. Hey, Dustin, I'm gonna go get this. All right, let's do another one. So Ethan says, shout out to my friend, Tavi. I hope it's Tavi. Who I introduced to the show a few months ago and proceed to alienate from all of our shared friends

when the two of us wouldn't stop discussing Roodles and Poodles for several weeks straight. So shout out, Boston Tavi. I guess it's what. Oh, hello. We assume that Boston Tavi is from Boston. If not, that's what a sucky nickname to have for somebody's not from Boston. Okay, we've time for one more and I want to give you this one to you. This one is I would say that this is hard.

This is from Molly. Motherless, fatherless, born without a skin. Orphan, outside, I said orphan. Once, when I came into this world, but never spoke again. Oh, what am I? A shy baby. A shy baby. Milk. Is this like, baby shoes never worn for sale? A shy baby. A shy baby. Milk.

Is this like, baby shoes never worn for sale? Is this like the saddest story ever told? Baby shoes never worn for sale. Cheap. It was thing. Are you being a horny plumber again? It would be funny if this, it's like here's the saddest story ever told. Baby shoes for sale, never worn.

And then it's like dot, dot, dot. My kids feed her, it's so fucking big. We didn't realize how big these kids feats were gonna be Motherless fatherless born without a skin. I spoke once when I came into the world, but I never spoke again So what am I motherless and Not an animal. You're like a fruit. No, you're like a plant. You're not a skin. No Not a plant not a fruit not a plant not a fruit mineral. Nope vegetable. No. Not a plant, not a fruit. Not a plant, not a fruit. Mineral. No. Vegetable. No. Actor. A song. It's an actor, yes. Motherless father. What? Is this

like a star? Only actor with that skin. No, it's not a star. It's not a song. That's good. I like song. That's a good guess. He's a fruit man. I spoke with him before you. When I came and tried to tell you peaches, what they just would not do. He's a fruit man. He's got our fruit stand. All these horny plumbers. So little time. Let the children boogie. What is motherless and fatherless motherless fatherless born without a skin. I spoke with someone I came into the warp and named, but book a kid. Ooh, that's a tight wrap. What am I?

Born without a skin. Is this something you eat? No. Cause skin makes me think of like, yeah. Like grapes. It's not an animal, it's not a fruit of vegetable. Correct. Is it something organic?

Do you even know how he's that they made when they spoke? I can't, we give it away. Is it organic? Yes. What the ff? Is the noise they make? Thunder.

Baba Boo. Lightning. Lightning. That's our episode. No, not thunder not living. That's kind of. You're you're on the right. Hello. That works technically.

Oh, crash, bang. Hales now. I would say thunder would probably work for this. Thunder. Motherless fatherless born without a skin. I spoke once when I came into this world but never spoke again. Yeah, it's flashed. The light.

What did they speak? It's not light. It's organic. If I told you, if I told you what they spoke, you would get it immediately. Is it like an Anamanapia? No. No. Is it word?

It's a word. Is it a word that we assign it? Because for lightning, like, crash is a word we assign lightning, but it's not the actual. Yeah, no, so it's like. And so weird. That's a song about getting hit by lightning. I think that there's not just one sound

that would be associated with this word, but it's a very specific sound that would be associated with this word. Okay. Fire? Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. So, thunder is close. No, lightning was close. That concept is cool. So it's weather-fits. It is weather. It's not weather. Okay. No, no, no. It's something that occurs in nature.

It's okay. No, yes. It's organic. It occurs in nature, I would say. It's not weather. It's not weather-related. It's a water-related? It's not weather. It's not weather related. It's a water related. It's not water related, but sometimes moisture could influence this. Is it piss? It's not piss. It pisses pretty close. Wind. It's kind of wind and air.

Captain Flare, yeah. Captain Primim. Three. More specific than wind and air though. But those are both weather. It's not weather. It's not weather. It's like, yeah, it's like wind and air is close.

Give us a hint. Come on, come on, come on. A very specific sound. Well, yeah. Whistle. It's not a whistle, but you do need to like, air to whistle. Is skin a big part of it?

Skin is part of it. It's like skin. Borne without a skin. Borne without a skin, but skin adjacent air. Skin adjacent. Ooh, that's the least favorite combo words ever heard. Balloon would maybe make this sound or a close sound could be made with a balloon.

Ooh, it's not a pop, it's not a boosh. That's a very close sound. Helium to this. Far. Far too sweet. That's a very close sound. Helium to this. Fart. Fart is the elusive. Is it really? Yes, it is. Fuck that.

It's always a fuck. Wait, motherless fatherless, born without a skin. What is it, this sucks. What's this person's name? This person's name is, and I kid you not, it's Abel Rify. Oh no. This person's name is Molly. I kid you not, it's Adel Rufai. Oh no. Oh, this person's name is Molly. Molly, I don't care what they haters say,

this riddle rules. Molly, can I see you in my office? Thank you so much for your fart riddle. Adel, I know that you're upset about that, but you wanna unwind and maybe unplug something. You wanna plug something real quick? I do, I had something to plug here, let me pull it up. Okay, I wanted to plug, this is something

that JPC actually got me. No way. I want to plug the BIC juice up, zero, four pins. JPC gave me a box of these for Christmas and I have been using them non-stop. Good pin. One of my favorite pins. They might be like a Japanese.

These are Japanese, yeah. Because they're Japanese riding on it. But I'm sorry, it's my pilot, not my BIC. So the pilot juice up zero for if you're Fucking pinhead like me Check this out. You have bullying. We call each other barkers Clive barkers, so check out those pins and then also the other thing I was gonna recommend is if you're ever in Portland Stop by the Doug Furr, which is a

Restaurant slash bar that's magic tavern went to we were in Portland for about 24 hours. We went to the Doug Furr, which is a restaurant slash bar that Magic Tavern went to. We were in Portland for about 24 hours. We went to the Doug Furr four times in 24 hours. That's how awesome it is. So check it out. Well, I would like to go ahead and plug oat milk. If you've never had milk made from oats, boy oh boy, are you gonna love oat milk?

Are you anything to prove? Um, follow me, Aaron, keep 10 on you're gonna love oat milk. Are you anything to prove? Um, call me Aaron, keep 10 on Instagram because I need a favor. If you live in Chicago and you have a physical therapist or a car practice that you really, really like, will you message me and let me know what their deal is? Nothing too crazy expensive. Let's be reasonable.

Thank you so much for your help in advance. And you said a pyromain egg you need? Yeah, what did I, I hope I said pyromaniac? Right? I said pyromaniac. Oh, yeah. In case we won't edit this back, so let's just make sure that she said pyromaniac. Yeah, I said pyromaniac. I'll just assume. Yeah, and a place that you wouldn't think,

but that's been on fire since it was born. And to be fair, it was born skinless, motherless, and fatherless is... Who's pyro vagina? Jupiter. By the way, by vagina. I'm sorry. I really know. Havagina is skidmous?

Whatever. And John Patrick Cullen. Casey Domingo to the editing. Have any parents in the music? Oh, no. The Bokou created by M.O.E.S.C.R. Davis and M.O.E.N.A.B. The Bokou is the most stupid or hate-rich-obractyl.