Hey Riddle Riddle - #83: Kiss Your Clone!

Episode Date: February 19, 2020

We finally answer the age old question, would you kiss your clone? Also we hear a new commercial for car keys, meet the most unexpected emotional support animal and we introduce TWO NEW SEGMENTS! Pull over to the side of the road and get ready to show your license and riddle-stration! It's Hey Riddle Riddle! #WiddleWednesdayStarring:Adal RifaiJohn Patrick CoanErin KeifEditing by: Casey ToneyTheme by: Arne ParrottLogo by: Emily Kardamis & Emmaline MorrisWant more? Get Weekly Bonus Eps on Patreon!Want merch? Visit our TeePublic Store!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Let me learn everything. Hey guys, it just came in. What are we doing? Nothing. We're making love in here. We're just two guys making love in here. Close the door, close the door. I'll close the, I'm proud of the, right?

We were thinking, we were singing our little potatoes. So, we're doing it in the Swedish eff voice. It's almost like Benny and June, but we make the potatoes kiss. Yeah. It's almost like Harold and mod, except we make the potatoes kiss. Mm-hmm. Well, hello. Well, hello. What's up? Hello, and welcome to Heyward over to a podcast and about potato kissing. The first part is insanity. The second part we get our shit together and we

do the real show. The third part is plugs. I'm Adorify. I'm JPZ. And I'm Erin Keefe. And the insanity, the getting your shit together and the plugs. Yeah, and you're all idiots. Why did you point to my hair when you said plugs? I pointed to you for all three.

We like that, right? We like calling our audience members or listeners, idiots. Yeah, they love it too. Good, great. It's official, you're Riddietz. Well, technically you can only be a Riddiet if you go on to patreon.com,

so I'll say Hey, Riddlet Riddletz and give us $1 a month. And then you get to be a Riddietz and you get to read our newsletter. Yeah, then you can get the tattoo into the secret society, learn the dance. Hey, people have Hey, Riddlet Riddletz tattoos

and it is wild. It's very wild. I have a question. Can we come up for names of fans who are not really fans, but their partners or spouses are, so they're forced to listen to us in the car? Um, future divorces. What is one?

What are words? Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Patient? Yeah. There are patients. Yeah. Love is patient. Love is kind.

Love is listening to 180 hours of a podcast. That makes absolutely no fucking sense. Ha, ha are patients. Yeah, love is patient, love is kind. Love is listening to 180 hours of a podcast. That makes absolutely no fucking sense. Um, hey. Hey. My memory keeps resetting. Aaron, moments ago, you're a goal fish. Yeah, well, it all in many ways. The snack that smiles back, baby.

Wow. Wow. Is that what you say's the snack that smiles back, baby. Wow, wow. Is that what you say during sex? That worked out so well. I've never been that smooth. If I call someone to snack that smiles back, I get fucking canceled. But if you go around telling it about herself, you're a fucking snack.

You're a fucking snack. And I smile back. Smile for me. Yay. Okay, so I have a story for you. Ooh. I'm gonna get there. I'm gonna be sleeping there. Should we get her on the fireplace?

You might have noticed I wasn't at world news last night. No, good show, no. Oh, come on. No, you were there. It was fun. Oh, can I say I had one of my favorite, maybe my favorite moment of the last year, which is that I played a pirate and I was talking,

I was trying to make it with Roller to bank and Rob asked me what I do and I said, I'm in sales, which I thought was very funny as a pirate and I was talking, I was trying to make a withdrawal at a bank and Rob asked me what I do and I said, I'm in sales, which I thought was very funny as a pirate. Pretty good. And then he said, that's not the funny part. And then I said, how'd you get this job? And he goes, oh, I got my dad worked here,

so I'm a bit of a legacy and I go, legacy, oh, is this because of my leg? Because I lost my leg at sea. Did the audience stand up? Frick, it's absolutely crickness. No, no. No, they did love it. And it was very cool because it was very unplanned for Rob to say that and for him to have,

and Adel earlier in the show had lost his leg at sea as that pirate. But I focused on leg, and then as I said, leg at sea, I was like, oh shit, that's leg at sea. And it was very satisfying. That's a real snack that smiles back. Comment. Absolutely. So finish your story. So I had a lot of here at the Riddle fans message me

yesterday saying they're world news that I wasn't there. And so I was like, oh, what a bummer. But I was like, so anytime you're not there, idiots will message you and say, you're not here. Yeah, basically. What a fucking treat. But that's truly the snack that's boss. I was at a charity event in the suburbs. Was my boyfriend's mom created this charity with her friends.

And it does really well. And they have this big charity like ball every year that has like a theme. Um, uh, one time Sean and Harrison lot got paid to be mimes at it. Have you ever seen? Oh, yeah. Yeah. So, um, we went to. And then Harrison just acted as a Mime for weeks. He was stuck. He was stuck in it. So I'm at this charity event in the

suburbs. It's a real small time vibe, small town vibe. I'm so tired. I'm meeting Sean's pediatrician. Small town. I'm eating all of his favorite. You're eating Sean's pediatrician. Small town, I'm eating all of his favorite. You're eating Sean's pediatrician? I'm eating that. What a real story. Can I say a small town vibe is the name of my twin pig's vibrator? Yeah. So I'm just drinking my sangria, minding my own business. And this moment comes up to me.

And the first thing she says is, I don't know who you are. But what's your name? And I was like, what? And she was like, I don't know who you are, but what's your name? And I was like, my name's Erin. And then she said, are you in a podcast? And I said, yes. And she said, I have two friends.

They're introverts. They're very shy. And they think they recognize you. But they're really unsure that it's you, because why would you be here? At this charity event. And why would you be looking so sad if you're so successful? Why are you drinking sangria and eating a pediatrician?

Drinking San Gria, putting 10 tickets in one of the raffle baskets. I don't know who you are. What's your name? Okay, you have San Gria all of that on your dress. I don't know who you are, but I have a very particular set of skills. It's helping women cover in San Gria. But I met two Hey Rital Rital. They're also Magic magic tavern fans. Hey Rital Rital fans. That's awesome. At this charity event in the suburbs, it is fake that I'm not even from. And they live in Juliet, they have three kids. And I was so confused.

And I was like, I don't think they're gonna believe me. They're a couple? Yeah. Oh, okay, wow. Interesting. Yeah, and I was like, I'm gonna tell DPC and Adelaide I met you guys. But of all the places to meet fans,

that is the craziest place. I will, a lot of times, I will be at the grocery store and I'll be like, looking at, I don't know, fucking dried pasta. And I'll hear from behind me some maybe like, baby don't know, and I'm like, sorry. And they're like, baby don't know. I'm like, okay man.

And they're like, hey Adelaide, I'm like, oh, did we go to school together? And they're like, no.'re like, baby, don't know. I'm like, okay, man. And they're like, hey, Addle. And I'm like, oh, did we go to school together? And they're like, no. Why would I say baby, don't know? Yeah, but I'm just like, just saying hi, like just introduce yourself. But I've been like, you famously don't remember any of your quotes in catchphrases.

I remember. But my favorite one was, I've gotten to recognize it a little bit like around the country, but I was in Times Square with my sister and a woman rain up and goes, throwing her hat in the air and stealing her hat. I was like, oh shit, this isn't Minnesota. I'm gonna walk it, shit, fuck.

But I was in Times Square with my sister and a woman rain up and goes, I'm so sorry, this is gonna be the craziest question if I'm wrong. But are you chanth a badger? And I stopped dead and I go, what? And she goes, I am so sorry. And I go, I totally go. That's amazing. I'll go to like, I was at sorry. And I go, I totally go. That's amazing. I'll go to like, I was at a Starbucks the other week and I said,

are you on a podcast to the guy who was working there? And he was like, uh, no. And I was like, that's right. I'm on a fucking podcast. And I remember this voice. I ate a room like coffee at it. But it was, it was one of the funniest places to see. I was like, I know. That's wonderful. It also, that's only ever happened to me in front of my boyfriend's parents. That's cool. What?

They're beginning to think that I'm paying these people to say these things. Can I ask that's where a significant amount of the Patreon goes is to pay people at Aaron's life to proper up. What was the charity? What was the charity? It is called hugs.

Good one more plug. Plugin' with hugs. And actually, if anyone wants any information about donating to it, they do a lot of, called hugs. Give me more prugs. Plugin' with hugs. And actually, if anyone wants any information about donating to it, they do a lot of really good work. It feels like sort of a local make-o-ish, but they do lots of different things. Interesting, and you can donate directly at BernieSanders.com. I will say, I don't know how you two feel.

I will say, if you ever see me in public and you recognize me, please say something. I was at an antique store in like Anouan, Illinois, or somewhere around the Galva, Illinois, with my mom, and we were just hanging out shopping for antiques like we do. And somebody tweeted like an hour later, like, I saw you at the antique shop, I was so nervous to say hi, but I recognize you, and I'm like, you would have made me an absolute star in front of my mom.

So please, if you recognize me, say something, even if you just throw a bagel at me or something, like, just, please, make me look cool. Who a bagel, I think. I can't do it on my own, I need your help. Before Mariah and I were dating, we used to work together. We were on a work trip together. Ooh, unprofessional, very unprofessional. We weren't, we weren't, nothing happened.

We weren't, like I said, we were not dating on this one. Nothing happened, we were a trip. Well, we fucked in, very professional. We weren't, nothing happened. We weren't, like I said, we were not dating on this. Nothing happened. Well, we fucked in, you know. Oh, never mind. No, nothing happened. It was a work trip. And it was again, like I said, before we were dating. And we were on a break.

We were on a break. And I was doing this presentation for these commercial real estate brokers. And my computer wouldn't work. And someone at the hotel that we were at gave me like an AV cable or whatever to plug in my computer. And then we And someone at the hotel that we were at gave me like an AV cable or whatever to plug in my computer. And then we were sitting in the airport like hours later.

And I got a direct message on Twitter from someone who was like, this is gonna sound weird, but like, are you in New Mexico at this conference? And I was like, yeah. And they were like, I'm like the AV guy that gave you a cable and then I was in the back of the room. And then I heard that you were JPC and I was like, how many JPCs can there be? And I was your dad goes there's planned a hundred thousand by Monday.

First of all my clones can't spawn that fast. Yes I can. They're mostly just common legs. You ask, you ask, you ask, you ask. You ask, I just come in legs. Come and legs, I fell in love with you, come and legs. I'm so sorry. But Bore, I did think it was very cool that there was just a random person in New Mexico who was like, you're that person.

And then you, she said like, wow, I'm beginning to see you differently. And then my best friend is now. It's me, and then all those tags. She's beauty and you're the beast. And now she's helping me build my common legs, aren't you? What are they capable of? Just like the Empire. Everything. Wasn't Boba Fett famously just coming legs?

It's true. What are the people of Aaron? They can't be stopped. So this has been 10 and a half minutes of madness. Let's get into the concedor of the show. This is a professional podcast. We'll do a professional podcast. So I am old man,

Publals, and we are going to start off with, I enjoyed doing these last time. These are what I called last time, Hank Pink's, what I've now learned. And I'm so problematic. A little bit. What I've now learned, they were actually invented by 20th century humorist, George S. Kaufman, and the real name of them is Stinky Pinkies. Mm, I can't get worse, but it seems to be. All right, I'm so sorry, but I need to see a scene.

Addle your George S. Kaufman. You're at this gentleman's club, and we're all sitting around like on leather chair smoking cigars, and you're telling us about our, like this new thing you've created, but you can't know and can giggle anytime you say the name of what it is. Hey, oh, that's how I ended the washing machine. Oh, very good machine.

A good machine. Very good, very good. Yes, of course. Yes, very good. What did you, have you invented anything? Burbin. Oh, you're old. Leather.

Oh. And talking down to women. Mm-hmm. Well, wow. Marcus Kentucky, you've done it again. Quite a bit. Quite a bit. A bit. Wow, wow. Mark is Kentucky, you've done it again. Quite a bit, quite a bit, quite a bit. Cheers, cheers, cheers.

Daniel Wurple, I want to not sneeze at what you invented, that's pretty cool. Yeah, washing machine and also hot tubs. And telegwomen to smile. And forcing webbing to smile. With my great personality. And clean wash. They say, you know, in the inventing business, ABC, always be clothing.

Well keep your chin up, Harry. You haven't invented anything yet, but we- You've invented something and be me into with it. Actually, actually I haven't invented something and it is the way I'm doing it. That's very cute. That's very cute. Of course you have.

Very, very sweet, Harry. You definitely have. I invented it right now. Go ahead and smell my finger. Ooh, boy, how does he know that this... I think you just invented Hamilton. Say that again. I couldn't possibly.

All right, you want to smell your finger. Do you... is there cocaine on it? There was. There's residue for sure. No, then I'll just... Here I go. We did it the same time. We almost kissed. Yes. No, yeah. Ooh. But we never would because of our homo eroticism.

Oh, yes, yes, yes. Keeping that alive at well. Uh, the reason I want you to smell my fingers, because I invented something that I call the stinky pinky. Okay, yes. Now I did notice that that smelled awful. The what? I call it the stinky pinky.

Now what it is is two words that rhyme that, um, sure. We all went to the same inventor school. We have successful inventors. Okay. And you invented the stinky pinkie? Yeah, so let's say that I have, um, what of my digits on my hand that, um, overstays its welcome metaparty.

That might be called a stinky pinkie. A linger finger. Do a few more. Do a few more. a few more a few more okay what if I had what if I had a puppy who lived inside a buy your swamp that might be called a dog a muddy dog what is it was a stinky pinky okay I have one have one. Or a bog dog. What if you clean a window with only one finger?

Okay, you'd be a Windex, In-Dex. Yes. Wind, do you just invent Windex? Yes, I do. Well, the world would truly be a better place when I'm dead. A bunch of crows will fly into doors now

because of my Windex. A bunch of crows will fly into doors because of Windows. Isn't that Windex? Yes, so you're gonna put Windex on doors. The clear glass doors. Clear glass doors. Mark can talk to you. Don't you remember those ads?

Don't you remember those ads? See. But don't you remember those ads? No. Those crows who are like, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna try flying in the house. Because there's clearly no door there. You're like, don't do it Larry. Don't do it Larry.

Remember what happened last time you almost died and he's like, I'm gonna do it and he goes and he flies right into the door. You're not gonna trick me into googling your hungry how-y's pizza commercial. Oh my God, I'm not gonna do it. We get it to air during the Super Bowl. You guys in a couple different states.

Ooh. I'm big time now. South and North Dakota. People are calling me like just equal part. It was like J.Lo, Shakira, Aaron. She's bigger than that. No, I'm not. I'm not.

Look at the damn so, Jenny, from the block. Okay. I'm ready to do these. All right, so here's some stinky pinks. So we get the premise because that's seen expertly explained it. Yep, so it's gonna be two words at rhyme. You have to figure out what the answer is.

Sure. From the sort of definition. Number one, Mrs. Onassis. Mrs. Onassis's Tan Pants. Oh, it's hard to say Mrs. Onassis's. Cows are Shrouds. Kennedy. Mrs. Onassis's Tan Pants.

Tan Pants. Jackie Flackies. Mm-hmm. Jackie Flacks. Jack Flack. Tan Pants. Jackie Flackies. Jackie Flacks. Jack Flack. 10 Pants. Jackie Kackies. Jackie Kackies. Jackie Kackies.

Hi, my name's Jackie Kackies. I'm an airy-to-sick commercial. I gotta see a commercial. Fuck. This is. I've never felt more valued than I do right now. This is a car dealership, but you don't sell cars. You sell car keys.

And it's Jackie's car keys. It's a Boston car dealer, there's a cannot trust enough. There are no cars out this dealership. Hey, welcome back to Jackie's Car keys. We have this size lot of a car place, but we always sell car keys. Okay Jackie, we need that cleaner. Can you take it again?

Oh, of course, here I go. All right, welcome to Jackie's Car keys. I'm Jackie's Kakies herself. Our car lot is like this, it's the kind of car lot that has cars on it, but we have no cars in sight. Okay, Jackie, Jackie's. We gotta take that again.

You said that your name was Jackie's Car keys. That's okay, it's actually named in the business. Okay, and this business goes under. Jackie, you spend a few years living with your parents and then you have a new idea, you're gonna start selling fat bees. So this is the first commercial for Jackie's fat bees. Hi, I'm Jackie's Kakis and I sell fat bees.

My Kakis commercial went under, I tried selling Kakis after that, but after that, it's fat bees. Okay, Jackie, we have to stop. What's up? I just didn't like the take. Okay, don't go ahead and I'm spiraling. All right, oh, go ahead, that's putting my hand. Don't go ahead and I'm spiraling. All right.

Oh, go ahead. That's what I put in my hand. It was a tight spiral. You should play football. Holy shit. We cut to me playing football. What did we do? Hi, I'm Jackie's khakis.

I'm about to throw the football behind me. I'm the one who throws it under my butt and up. Sync can see. You know, a center throws the ball under their button up. Am I wrong? They know. They thought under their button up. Am I wrong? They throw it under their button up. From now on, when you're watching football, remember what I said everybody.

Under your button up, well, that sucks Aaron because this is gonna come out after the Super Bowl. So people are gonna be able to watch football for like another year, I guess. Google it. I don't know if you tell me. That's what JPC tells dates that he's going to, where he's gonna put his penis

and then what picks our movie they're gonna watch Google it another but I do the button up Yes, here we go. Hey, add on that's another pirate moment. I want you to brush by it. Thank you. I lost my leg at sea Number two an introverted insect a Introverted in. In Ayrinworm. In Ayrinworm. In Ayrinworm. In Ayrinworm.

Oh, sweetie. My worms, insect. No, but I did get Ayrinworms when somewhere in college. It was one of the worst experiences of my life. Oh, you just watched a bunch of Dawson's Creek in your bed alone and cried. I sat in Dawson's Creek and I got Ayrinworms in my butt.

Shyfly. It Um, shy fly. It is a shy fly. Hell yeah. I want to see you seeing this. This is going to be Super Mario. James, you're going to be a shy fly. Aaron, you're going to be an Aaron Worm. Mm-hmm.

And the two of you are at a party for mutual friends birthday. I've never really seen you out before. You know, I actually come to a lot of these parties, but I'm kind of just like a wall fly. Or... Well, do you wanna see my party trick? Oh, I'm with someone. Oh, no, no, it's sort of just like a funny, like, holding it down.

Oh, okay, yes, sorry, I thought you picked it. All right, I'm, don't be scared, I'm just gonna split my body in half because I have two hearts, and then the slither in my, it's two different directions. Could you please not, because I only have like four more hours to live,

and I don't really want this to be the last fucked up thing I see. Is that okay? I don't really know if it's fucked up, it's kind of natural. It's like sort of just in case anyone steps on me. Can we reset? Would you like some poop? I would have poop. Hey babe, what are you talking to?

This is Brett. Hey, oh shit, welcome to Earth, right? Welcome to Earth. Brett, this is jam. Yeah, you're Earthworm, right? Welcome to my Earth. Do you is jam. Yeah, your Earthworm, right? Yeah, that's it. Welcome to my Earth. Do you want to see me split into two? Because I have two hearts.

This is a sex thing. Don't you fuck yourself? Oh, like, oh. I have to go home. We're gonna need more poop. No, I'm gonna go home. Same. We're gonna need a bigger poop.

Would you kiss you if there was two of you for a day? Do you think you'd kiss you? No, what the fuck? Yes, you would. If there was a clone of you, day, do you think you'd kiss you? No, what the fuck? Yes, you would. If there was a clone of you, you wouldn't kiss them. Why? Well, if it's coming legs. I'm so embarrassed.

What do you mean? Yes, you would. And you would. If you had a kid. Adoles be very incredulous that he would not kiss his clone. Adoles, that normal thing. It's a normal thing to kiss your clone. So, Aaron, the minute you saw a clone yourself,

you would run up and kiss it. Normalize kissing your clothes. First of all, first thing first, I smell it. Don't kink shame. First things first, I smell it. You smell your clown. I smell my clown. You would smell your clown knowing full well

what you smell like. I don't know what I smell like. Do you know that my sense of smell is pretty bad? Because I've been too much, I can't buy my own. From being around you, I do know that. Are you serious? Yeah, yeah. So if I smell bad, guys I've been too much, I can't. From being around you, I do know that. Are you serious? Yeah, yeah. So if I smell bad, guys, know it's because I don't know.

And XiCam is like a kiss cam? Yep. Let's put it up on the XiCam. I also want to see what my side profile looks like. I want to give myself a back massage. What is happening? I want to give myself a sweet kiss. I'm not going to flex with me.

I would make, what fucking leaps are these? There are a hundred thousand people who are listening to this and agree with me. The minute you meet your clone, you make them like go to work for you or you have them you chore. I'm sure. I'm sure.

The horse is not the horse. No, you go home a massage and you give my horse. I have so many horse chores. I need to get done. I defy you, did they be five horse chores? I'm a horse keeper. Okay, look it in the mouth. Okay. Look it in the butt. That horse is against. I'm fine,, did it be fine? I'm a horse, you keep her. Okay, look it in the mouth. Okay.

Look it in the butt. That horse is against her. I'm fine, he got it. Turn it to me, please, horse. You're a man up for my own heart. Put some shoes on it. Sure. And feed it so.

Filled. You're telling me that if you don't have a list of things that you would do with your clone, if you had your clone for a day, you and your clone for a day, you wouldn't like both jerk off and go first. What is this? I want Casey, can you play this? I want to see, Casey is going to play some montage music under this.

And we're just going to see a day of you with your clone who sounds just like you. And all the things, the misadventures you two get. Are we going to be playing his clone? No, we'll just be us. I hope he has a clone. So it's an adult scene with that. I really hope I can do my adult scene. So it's me with my own clone.

Yeah. Great. Real bumps, sets, the choice. Unless JPC, you want JPC to be your clone. I'll get your clone. Okay, hold on, we gotta do your adult. Oh yeah, no, before we start, can you just give me some base of adults so I can slip into the impression?

Hi, this is adult. No, but do it in your fucked up goofy way that you do. Ooh, this is Adel. Oh, I'm talking in that microphone. Okay, I can do it. We, everyone who listens to this podcast say we sound exactly the same anyway, so. So, Adel did look very similar. Oh, good morning, Adel.

Oh, good morning, Adel. Ooh, nasty little boy. Ooh, time to slather up some pancakes, huh? Mmm, get the nasty pancakes. Ooh, time to slather up some pancakes, huh? Mmm, get the nasty pancakes. Ooh, yeah, kiss my dick. I can see. Oh, good morning. Good morning, Adel.

We just woke up a kid, Adel. Mmm, that was a good little nap. Can I see you from the side? Ooh. And now the back. OK. And now in front of a car. Here, oh!

Good morning, Adel. Good morning, Adel. What do you remember from yesterday? Um, we did side profiles. Smack. We're gonna do smack. Let's shoot up. Good morning, Adel. Good morning, Adel. Good morning, Adel. I don't feel like going to the Heyrittle Rittle recording. Yeah, me neither. What? Oh, we're both sick of this podcast. Everyone is. Really? Yes. Is it because it takes about 40 minutes to get into three riddles?

No, it's because the JPCs come close, kind of ruined the whole... Good morning, Aaron. Good morning, Aaron. Another back massage and a little kiss? Don't mind if I do. Aaron's in there alone. Should we say something? Fuck you.

I'm asleep. Sleepy. No, I want you right into that. Oh, I'm a snack that smiles back. I'm a snack that smiles back. I'm a snack that smiles back. I couldn't stop thinking of the, I was distracted that entire time because I couldn't stop thinking of the,

do you remember the old commercials for Fignutans? Oh, yes. Whereas like, No. It's like, it's something along the lines of like, a cookie's just a cookie, but Fignutans. Oh, yes. Whereas like, no. It's like a, it's something along the lines of like, a cookie's just a cookie, but Fignutans fruit in cake. But I couldn't stop thinking of like,

a cookie's just a cookie, but a clone is coming leg. That's right. That's right. So, your brain is truly broken. How are you sick of this podcast? Oh, I'm definitely not. Can you give us more of these fucking riddles then?

Yeah, here we go. Some more stinky pancakes. This is a parsimonious wool producer. Parsimonious wool producer. Parsimonious wool producer. A damn lamb. A what? A damn lamb.

A damn lamb. Damn lamb. What the do you think? A damn lamb. Damn lamb. Damn blip. Ooh, you think lamb's produce wool. A deep sheep.

Oh, you're getting close. A deep sheep something they do in whales. I'm so sorry, Welsh listeners. Oh. A, I really like the Welsh accent. A sheep. All I know is Catherine's Aida Jones and Tom Jones. All the Joneses are from Wales.

Do we know any other Welsh? A lot of people on Love Island. Oh, they have that Welsh grape juice. Yes, they do. Yes, they do. So is sheep right? Sheep is right. A cream.

So what do we think parsimonious? Parsimonious, oh boy. This is a fucking college word. So imagine a deep sheep. That's what jeeps gas to fell into a very deep sheep. A sheep sheep. A sheep sheep. A a deep sheep. Oh, that's what jeeps go up to. Oh. Vell into a very deep sheep. A beep sheep. A sheep sheep. A jeep sheep.

Okay. So, who's sheep? First of all, is someone who's first of all, is a sheep sheep. Yeah, there you go, jeep sheep. Cheep sheep sheep. Um, how about an inebriated animal that he meets at bad smell?

Hey, drunk dog. I know, not drunk that dog. An air in worm. An air in worm. I thought that dark day. I thought that dark day. An air in worm. An air in worm. I gotta see a scene. An inebriated zebra. James, James, you're a drunk. James, you're a drunk dog.

No, acknowledge a inebriated zebra. I refuse to. I refuse to. Zee- coming like guys. I'm so sorry I I really really I really want a teacher that says a nebriated zebra And it's just a zebra Drinking a martini please guys, please absolutely not no zebra drinking a bloody Mary. Can it just say I've a zebra Aid and have a drug zebra I'm a Bloody Mary. Can it just say I've been zebra-aid and have a drug zebra? Nebre-aid-ed. We got it. So we'll move it on and we'll cancel the podcast.

I want to see you seeing. Okay. Gipsy or drunk dog and Aaron you're the bartender trying to cut him off. Run, bar. Uh, closing time. You don't have this, you can't- Frozen time. What? I was trying to ask him, come on. Come on, hey. You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here. Ma'am, sorry, I'm just a cat sitting at the bar. Did he say one more or rum, more? Technically, if it's just rum, more,

you have to give it to him because it's part of my existing drink. You guys, you've been making eyes at each other the whole night. It's time to decide to go home together or kiss in the sidewalk or something, but you just can't continue to flirt here. What? We can't, to flirt here. What? We can't.

It's a will they want there situation. I don't want to go home with them. He's a bad boy. Yeah, I don't want to go. She's a pressy goody-to-shoes. Like my pussy. Okay, I don't get paid enough for this. Also, your animals.

Maybe we'll sell a little cat now. Excuse me. I'm in a new breed. It's a breed. I did. Sorry guys. I don't know if you, this is my boyfriend, he comes and I give him free drinks for last couple hours with my show.

He comes and you give him free drinks? He comes here. I gotta get that deal. But he doesn't get you. I come and he gets free drinks. That should be the t-shirt. Can I get you guys seen? A new bird?

Do we know in a brooted animal that emits a bad smell? Drunk. Drunk scum. That's it. Former President Clinton's medicine. Um, hmm, intern ass. No, no, no, no. No, that's true. No.

No, he was a sex criminal. Interim, intern. Uh, former President Clinton's medicine. We're on her side for that. Bills pills. That's right. How about a blouse made of soil? This is something Aaron might wear from dress barn. A blouse made of soil? I would love to be the dress barn spokesperson. All right, Aaron. You got your moment of this is Jackie's dress barn. Hi, I'm Jackie's khakis and I'm here at dress barn. Do you want'm Jackie's Cackies, and I'm here at Dress barn. Do you want to wear this kind of dress?

It has a blue print with a little bit of flowers. Over here, there's nothing kind of dress. The sort of dress you're on would wear it a wedding. I'm here with several odds here at Dress barn. They're buying their nieces, homecoming dresses, and themselves dresses for daily life. Adam Aaron's been there for like a hour. We say something.

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How long have you had a beard? I've had a beard since my next surgery. I've had a beard since boyaboy. Often on, since college, but I've maintained the beard since maybe 2000, and eight, I wanna say? I think that was probably 20 when I grew a weird chin strap go-t thing that did not look good, but I was probably,

probably wasn't until I was like 22 until I had a beard beard. I knew you when you didn't, right? Did you always have a beard the whole time in Chicago? It a mustache for a long time. You used to have like a solid or a dolly mustache. I had a huge mustache for like about a year. But did you have nothing ever? There's been a couple times in Chicago

where I've gone clean, shaven, but what it is for me is that I do not like to shave and it takes no effort to grow a beard. Like you basically have to do nothing and then you just have a beard. So that is my preference. It's also nice to not, I was gonna say it's nice to not go into the Chicago winter with like, with a raw face. I would never, I would never shave until like summertime.

I would never shave for this beard is looking great. When I met you on Sarabjason's porch at a party, and we talked about beauty. What is this origin story? That's where we met. That's where we met. That's where we met. That's where we met.

That's where we met. The first time James was meeting on a porch. The first time James was meeting on a porch. The first time James was meeting on a porch. We talked about Veep for like 20 minutes. And I remember being like, that gets really funny. And then the next time I saw you, I remember not recognizing you.

Because I didn't have a beard. Because it was that one of those was an inverse of the other, your facial hair chain. That's just, it's been very little time that I spent without a beard or not cutting the mustache. It's also possible you had a mustache, one of the times and then a beard the next time I saw you. Well, let's figure it out now.

Yeah, let's go, let's do it. This is the best time for it. Yeah, let's take a little break. Do you notice how I'm winking? This is the best time for it. Sure, I thought you were having a stroke on it, so. Oh, I am. Well, let's take a little break.

Let's take a little break. And we're just gonna go to the hospital and you're not gonna figure it out. No need. I'm a cl it. Oh, I am well, let's take a little more. Let's take a little break. Addless gonna go to the hospital air and I gonna figure out I'm a clone. Oh good. Yeah, kill me. That's right. Show me. I forgot you. We'll be right back with less adult. No Hey, GPC Yeah Hey GPC. Uh, uh, yeah. You're not in trouble. I just need help. I'm, um, pranking Addle. And I'm setting up a website to prank him.

Um, can I just need some advice? This podcast is sponsored by Squarespace. I'm not, I'm not mad at you. We're pranking Addle. Squarespace is the only one website platform for entrepreneurs to stand out and to see it online. Whether you just don't know what you're doing. I'm not mad at you. We're pranking at all. Squarespace is the only one website platform for entrepreneurs to stand out and to see it online. Whether you're just starting out

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I actually, I want to prank JPC, and I want to set up a whole website to prank him. Do you have anything that like, is there like an online store that could set up on my website to sell products? Did you know that with Squarespace, you can have custom merch. You can easily sell custom merch and create passive income stream that engages your audience and scales your brand, design your products and production and Inventory and shipping are handled for you saving you time and money What is happening? Okay, um wait what's going on with that? Oh?

Nothing nothing. I'm just setting up a very normal square space website not a prank thing No, he's gonna shoot you and I'm gonna use analytics use insights grow my business, and learn where my site visits and sales are coming from. That's pretty cool. I'm gonna improve my website and build marketing strategy based on top keywords, our popular products and content on my prank website, the prank activity. Whoa, that's awesome, Aaron. I'm glad you're using Squarespace.

Did you say what the website was for? I can't remember what the website was for. The website was for. Prank. was four, I can't remember what's the website for. Frank. Squarespace. You can connect to your store to Vedent Third Party tools to extend the functionality of your website. Hey JPC, hey JPC. What's up, Vattle?

I can't believe we pranked Aaron with our little boy routine. Dude, we got her. Anyway, if you want to prank Aaron with your little boy routine, head to squarespace.com for a free trial And when you're ready to launch go to squarespace.com slash riddle to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. Oh, she's back She's back. Hey Aaron. Can we go to grandma's house? Wait, I've been pranked. But how? I don't know This show is sponsored by BetterHelp. Yeah, I don't know JPC. Thank you for meeting me in the middle of the woods here. I am sort of at an empaths. I can't decide whether or not to go this way or this way.

I'm having a hard time choosing a path. You know, there never truly is a middle of the woods. Isn't it funny to think about something like that? Like know, there never truly is a middle of the woods. Isn't it funny to think about something like that? Like, they're never truly as a middle of the woods. No, this is the middle. Okay, this is it. Addle, can you help? Yeah, actually, so as per Robert Frost,

I don't know if you know his poems. He has a poem called Better Help. I believe this is written in the 1800s, but it still stands true today more than ever. Aaron, you should try better help. Have you heard of this? You seen this? Mm-hmm.

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Bye, baby. I am home. Who are we? What is this? I, uh, clink, clink, clink. Excuse me, ladies and gentlemen. I just want to make a quick toast to, What is this? What is this? I, clink, clink, clink. Excuse me, ladies and gentlemen, I just want to make a quick toast to,

I know it's JPC's birthday, and we're all so excited to talk about him, but I wanna talk about my favorite, my favorite thing in the world. And that is the app Rocket Bunny. Oh, yeah, Aaron, that's one of my favorite things as well. Huh? Rocket Bunny is a personal finance app that finds and cancels your unwanted subscriptions, monitors

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No, we've killed the clones. They're stinking in a pile over there. The clones are dead. I didn't clone myself. I just split myself into two parts because I have two hearts. Mm-hmm. That's two hearts. See, on CBS this fall.

Twins, twins, twins, twins. One of them dies. One gets both hearts through with hearts. One part. God, it loves F2 hearts. I love four hearts, like a fucking space. So let's cast two hearts. So it's going to be Kevin Hart and Melissa Jones.

Hart? Yeah. Those are the two hearts. They're twins. They remake one of the Marricade and Ashley mystery movies. Just the parent trap. They remake the of the American Ashley mystery movies. Just the parent trap. They remake the parent trap again. The great hope diamond, but killed the dinosaurs.

So this episode we haven't done a ton of riddles. I'll come clean, I'll be honest. Fine, you caught us. The listeners would have never known unless we don't. Well, we haven't done a ton, but I do want to mention that we are working with a finite resource. Roodles are basically...

I don't know. ...not a tiny of fucking coal, right? There's a limited amount. There's no more dinosaurs making, because dinosaurs famously pooped coal. There's no more dinosaurs to make coal, right? Yeah, yeah, there's that one in my backyard that I'm keeping safe for people like you. More coal, Mrs. Aaron! Are you kissing that dinosaur? For people like you. Or call Mrs. Aaron.

Are you kissing that dinosaur? Please, don't make me go back down to the coal mine. Mrs. Aaron. That's horrible. It's horrible. If I had him and I were like, I was like protecting him and he was my friend. Yeah, that's like you have a dinosaur slave. You've got me.

You call. Oh, my God. Let's just say I have a dinosaur as well, but I keep him in the bedroom. He's a Pegasaurus. So, in the bedroom, I'm a serratop. So, something I thought we could do. You guys! This is the most fun we've ever had.

Everybody just relax. Something I thought we could do, to sort of, like when you sneak into your parents' liquor cadmium when you're a kid, and you take some bourbon, you might put some water in to help dilute that and make it last a little longer. So something I thought we could do is try out some new segments. These would be reoccurring segments that we introduce that don't burn a million riddles so that we can keep doing the podcast for a long, long time.

That's awesome. Well, that sounds like the listener got way more information than they needed behind our secret play But I love it, but I love it and I think that we should do it And I think that they'll honestly they'll forget this great So for this first segment that I'm gonna introduce what I need us to do is one I need to have a lot of energy Is that okay Dr. Sleep's over here? We're getting pulled over hold on on, hold on. Hold on. Hold on.

We call everybody be cold. The podcast is getting pulled over. Hold on, hold on. Let me handle this, let me handle this. Okay, hold on now. I'm getting pulled to the next minute. The plastic here on the seat. Um, what seems to be the problem?

Do you know how fast you were going? Well, we're about 35 minutes in, so. I'll never answer that question. Sorry, I don't know. I don't. Can I see your license and podcast registration please? Yep, here's a certificate from HeadGum. This is I am able to do a podcast. What was the other thing you need? It says you're adult to do a podcast. Shit. Okay. I do have a license. I have a license. It's just a picture of Jake and Amir that they gave us. This is a license to a podcast on this network. James, that is a rake and a beer. You are holding a rake and a beer.

I love the podcast. All right. So just a, what are some reviews that you've gotten? What are some like iTunes reviews? A great from Colorado, famously called this boring and out-of-spired, or something. Yeah, a lot of people, most of our reviews are either not enough riddles or too many riddles.

So we can't win. There's one review from a user called MyGramma that says, how do I rate the podcast? That's a one-star review. Well, one of your back lights is out. Oh. It says here, yeah. Well, I just did a little bit of research on you.

It seems like Aaron is underappreciated. Huh. Well, keep an eye out. Can I see your badge? Can you get your badge? Give me your gun. Get on the floor. Get on the floor.

You're under arrest. Just be like a piggy. I have lots of energy. That's all to say. I love telling you a cop. Can I see your badge? The answer is always no. Can I see your gun?

Great. So for this first thing that we need some energy, so what's gonna happen is just to this sort of rhythm, like, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, king, right? Does that make sense? Oh, horse with a Trump pit. Doing something or holding something. Yes. Gotcha. And it could be any number of animals, you said 20 Eagles. We're just gonna try and, yes.

Can you explain it one more time? So literally any animal doing anything. Okay. Okay, okay. So the examples I gave were a snake with an egg roll. Horse with a Trump pit, 20 Eagles, fuck, king. Got it. Here we go. A prairie die with a hand grenade, a chinchilla with a,

a McDonald's bag, a fox with the cup of coffee, a dolphin with the mustache, a zebra with a cocktail, a dolphin with a mustache, a monkey with a hand grenade. And that brings us to that brings us to our very first animal parade. We would be the two animals that do in our six things. Well you said something that runs with parade a monkey with a hand grenade that brings us to our segment animal parade. This is a segment within a segment. No, no, the name of the segment is animal parade. The name of the segment is animal parade.

This was all the lead up to me announcing it. Oh. Okay, fine, but can we do that again? That was so fun. So versus getting into the segment, you'd rather replay the intro? It was so fun. Wait a second, wait a second.

You guys are the fucking worst. Wait, that's not the segment, that's the intro. I thought this was the segment. I love that. I love that. I love that. Literally before the podcast. Literally before the podcast, I said I'm gonna introduce the segment.

The only thing I ask is to go with it and you guys go, what is that? What are you gonna do? I'm gonna fuck with it. We did not know that that was the segment. We embraced it with open arms having no idea that that was the intro of the segment. I thought that was the segment. I love that segment. But hold on, who said grenade first?

Do you think I would just explain a game, put it title to it, and that's the first engineer that, oh, did I say grenade first? Did you say grenade first? You say grenade. And then I stopped it to say animal prey, because that's the name of the segment. But how did you know I was gonna say grenade?

I didn't. Holy shit, that's amazing. That's why I stopped it the name of the segment. But how did you know I was gonna say grenade? I didn't. Holy shit, and that's amazing. That's why I stopped it to move into the segment, but I swear to God, you explained it like this was the secret. I never had nothing. Okay. Can we play again?

Oh, I'm gonna throw up. All I know. Here we go. KC. Do not touch this stuff. Here we go. KC. KC. Do not touch this stuff. High five really, really good girl. This episode is perfect.

A cheetah with a cactus. A horse with a whisper. A kitty cat with a boat. Beaver doing push-shups. A monkey with some lemonade. An eagle with some pink lemonade. A bat. Missing its dad.

A rhino that a superiority complex that brings us to animal parade so animal parade is a segment I'd like to introduce can you can we also name the same thing that we just did yeah can that be the Addles Mads? That's always how we get into animal. Okay, love it, love it. Okay, we're ready.

Yeah, I used to be Addle, Nama Clone, name Maddle. Okay. So what I'm gonna do is I'm just gonna read a brief article about something going on with animals. Sure. Because here's the thing, animals are a mystery, right? That fits into the show. And the rest is a mystery.

Much like space, animals are a mystery, right? That fits into the show. And the rest is a mystery. Much like space animals are a mystery. Yeah, I wanted to be a zoologist before I went into doing what I do with theater, which is the exact opposite of being a zoologist. Oh shit. The exact opposite of helping people. Well, some theaters are zoos. And you two know that my favorite thing in the world to do, and I did it several times last night in world news, is to play animals.

So I thought to do something with animals, and that brought me to animal prey. So I'm gonna read an article about what's going on in the animal world, and then I'm going to give you all a puzzle or a riddle, having to do with animals and we'll have to solve that. Okay, cool. Can we comment on this article as you read it?

Absolutely, that's the point of it, is that it's fodder, it's something that's not a riddle that we can use for inspiration and scenes and kind of talk about. And so that we have some longevity. So the article I found is from the Washington Post. The title of this article is, if emotional support animals are banned from planes, some people say they'll stop flying.

Now, Ollie is a 35 pound four year old obedient school graduate who can roll over and shake on command. He is also a seasoned air traveler. The miniature Golden Doodle has flown in the plain cabin dozens of times, always without incident according to its owner, Tracy Halama. But Oli's flying days may be numbered, because he is an emotional support animal for Halama's

teen daughter, who suffers from anxiety. The Transportation Department last week proposed allowing airlines to treat support animals as pets rather than service animals, which had been trained to perform a task or function for a person with disabilities. How do we feel about that? That's not good. No, that's awful. Why would they do that?

Also, this person's name is Halama, that person's just Halama. That's a llama in disguise. Here's a quote from the president of the Association of Flight Attendance. It says, the days of Noah's Ark in the air are hopefully coming to an end. Although wacky animals get the most attention, the transportation department says,

the vast majority of emotional support animals on planes are dogs. So they're going to call an into this, which seems like it's going to be very... No more dogs on planes? Very, very sad. No more dogs on planes. No more snakes on planes. No more snakes gonna be very... No more dogs on planes? Very, very sad. No more dogs on planes. No more snakes on planes.

No emotional support dogs on planes, but like if you're blind or you have a disability that's not like an emotional thing, you can still... Right, that's a service animals. It's still really bad. It says here, the proposed rules seek to address conundrums that mushrooms as more animals have taken to the skies, the most controversial of which may be the proliferation of emotional support

animals. Training is not required for support animals about 751,000 of which flew in 2017. The current regulations broad definition of a service animal has allowed all manner of species to board free a duck, a marmoset among them. Huh. The that emotional support animal thing is it's also just like insanely easy to do. You basically like pay $100 online and you get a certificate and then you have an emotional support animal. I had I was on a flight last late last year and as I was falling asleep I felt I was sleeping on a flight late last year and I felt something I thought it

was a human like grabbing my legs and I freaked out and I was like there's a killer There's a killer coming up from under my seat Oh my god wait, that is a great screenplay idea. It was terrifying. It was the most I've legit been fearful of my life What was the dog behind you? It was under the seat. Yeah, whoever the owner was put it on the floor and took the leash off So just running around the plane and it ran under my seat and like was grabbing at my feet and I was, I thought it was like a small killer. Grabbing. The dog was grabbing. Name of my movie is small.

Small killer. I want to see a scene. Aaron, you are boarding a flight. I will be the sort of ticket taker or flight attendant and James, you will be some sort of emotional support animal for Aaron Okay, take it please Okay, and I don't need a ticket because I'm a emotional support animal. He's with me. Huh I'm so sorry. I don't want to make any assumptions. He's my emotional support man. I'm an emotional support

Amanda's an animal and so I'm an animal So you're bringing on an emotional support animal, which is man, and therefore not needing a ticket, therefore getting clearly what is your boyfriend or husband on the flight platform? No, no, no, no, we're not. We're not, no, I mean, we, my pet. Yeah, I'm a pet.

I'm the most sure, I don't need to know your sex life. Okay, if you're an emotional support animal, I need to put you through the rigmarole, I need to see your training. So go ahead and sit Okay, I see it on the chair. Why not okay? Go ahead. Just go ahead and beg Please let me have your Netflix pass word. Oh come on I'm not gonna look at anything weird. They don't even have porn on there and and I want you to roll over So what do you what carrier do you have AT&T? Oh, yeah, but I want want you to roll over say what do you want to carry your d-have eighteen

oh yeah but i want to see roll over your mind roll over your minutes nobody is roll over okay then i can't let you on the whole okay okay come on come on man i mean i mean uh... emotional support and what why don't you just roll over money or i think it's his name honey yes name honey why don't you roll over on one of your ideas like sort of like roll like you know any mean like different kind of all roll over uh... you you start talking about about something, also talking about something that interests me, you say

that you don't like it and then I'll immediately backpedal. Okay. Yeah, so I can't wait for the Super Bowl. Oh, yeah. More like Super Bowl. Yeah. Yeah. I thought it was just guys throwing balls under their butts out.

But the Sports Bowl, can we get more passes? I can't help but notice that you do have a superb looking owl on your shoulder. What is that? Oh, this is my master. This is Hawkins. See? Wonderful. So, let's get into the second part of animal parade, which is some sort of riddle or trivia, a quiz or puzzle that you all have to solve,

involving animals. Yeah, and so I'll show how disappointed you are that there isn't an actual animal parade coming through this studio. Do not let it show on your face. Well, after what we mentioned was in the parade, we don't want to see that. It's just monkeys and dolphins with good eggs.

No, I don't want to see the bat who misses his dad. His name is Bruce Wayne. So here we go. I'm going to give you all two minutes on the clock and what you have to do, I only need one. Okay. Aaron, you heard it.

I need no minutes. What I need you to do is come up with at least one animal for every letter of the alphabet. Again, I'm going to give you two minutes starting with a going in order through Z. You have to come up with an animal for every letter of the up Okay, hold on sorry wait are Aaron and I are Aaron and I are a team are we doing it?

Are we doing a co-op or are we doing it one by one? Let's do one by one here? We go Oh, but we can help each other out sure by not gonna give you time to think about here we go Yeah, put your computer away fuck You gotta keep track. Yeah, I'm keeping track stupid better here we go start hard bark bat cow dog Tracks stupid better here we go start hard bark bat cow Dog Eagle okay, I'm already gonna remove one point for not saying don't gay Eagle fucks

You help great ape Great ape yeah, that's of course. It's a type of a do you mean a gorilla my man? Grilla you can't use a fucking horse Adjective hello Gorilla is one of the great apes for or Of course a guana Jaguar K grew Lama Lama lemur great. You're gonna have to do the next five. I Of course, Aguana Jaguar Keguru

Lama Lama lemur great. You're gonna have to do the next five. I've been chewing on the bottom. I'm mouse Newt Penguin oh Rangutan orangutan. Oh, sorry penguin cute cute Penguin, cute. Cute. Thank you. This is not a normal. Well, well, well, well, well,

cute, rabbit, snake, turtle. You, Oh, I'm, can't be mythological. I wasn't gonna say unicorn. This is the most stressed I've ever seen, Aaron. What? What's a, what's a you in them? No, I know there's, there is some.

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V. Um, um, my brain. Okay, this is a carrying, it's a type of bird. Vulture. V. V. W. Whale. V. V. W. Whale.

X. Is there one that begins with X? X, bra, zebra. I can think of one. One that begins with an X. Sure. An excited. X, I love that.

X, I love that. X, right, eel, maybe? Okay. Why? Why? Why? Okay, I think of Benny Hill. Yeah. I think of the Benny Hill theme.

Yurt. Yup, exactly. You're gonna search. Yeah, oh yeah. Yeah. And then a zebra. Seabra. Yay, you all got it in two minutes and 38 seconds,

which means we have to redo it with all new animals. Okay. No, we're not gonna do that. So, the hominidae whose members are known as great apes or hominids, bullshit, let me read your fucking science. And the good back to you is your fucking animal, bullshit, it's a couple of those. How do we like animal parade?

I loved it, love the intro, intro's very fun to do. Should the intro just be the second? No, no, no. Are there other, legit, are there other other legit are there other animals that begin with you? Let's look it up What other animals begin with you do you know underwater ape? Underwater ape sounds like a cartoon network handlebar very cartoon and all it says is underwater It's like rape ape but drowning

Yeah, the urchin. Umbrella bird. Mm-hmm. Umbrella bird sounds fake. You are I, A-L, what is this? You're real? Yeah, what is that? Little mermaid. No.

No. There's a Ulysses butterfly. Unicorn fish. Mm-hmm. This is a narwhal. Yeah, so there's not a lot. So most of those are also just like, again, agitive. Like the unicorn fish or the ugly bird.

Um, what is this? Wait, the umbrella bird is very fun. Oh, really? Yeah, fun vibe, great vibe. I think I saw those on planet Earth. They make like a little dance. Yeah, that's where you would see them. I don't think you'd see them on fucking bars. Oh. Oh, I'm obsessed saw those on planet Earth and they make like a little dance. Yeah, that's where you would see them. I don't think you'd see them on fucking bars.

Oh, I'm obsessed with those birds who flirt. Birds who try to be sexy for other birds are the funniest things. I used to post a lot of my Instagram stories. You know those videos of birds flirting for other birds? I really don't. They like spin around the circle. They're like, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop who and we're freaking, this is on my dude. I know that's the reason why like, male birds have plumage and like very colorful plumage because if they're sick and they're like shitting all over themselves,

it would cover their plumage and like bird shit. By plumage, you mean they're puffin' clouds? Oh yeah, they're vapin' dude. They're fuckin' blowin' shit. Got two vapre fuckin' hot, dude. Birds that vape, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, that's the hottest thing.

Let's go into, we're gonna do one more, we're gonna do another segment. We might do a third one. For this next segment, I need to step out of the room for just a moment. I'll see you two entertain yourselves. Let me talk about one adult's not here. Oh, adult? Yeah, that's true. How tall do you think adult is? 61.

Okay, and that feels right. Yeah, you're 59 and I'm six'1. Okay, and that feels right. Yeah, you're 5'9 and I'm 6'11. Yeah, wait a minute. 6'1 is accurate. Oh my God. Who's also 6'1? Hitler, Mussolini.

Hitler and Mussolini were both 6'1. Hey, Pusspot, do you have a clown? We were just talking about clowns earlier. No, I don't have a clown. Okay. Okay, but if I did, I would kiss it. Thank you. Thank you, Pusspot. Thank you. Thank you, Puzzbot.

Thank you, Puzzbot. Thank you. Same, same girl, same, same girl, same. Yeah, same girl. Yes, queen Puzzbot. Yes, queen Puzzbot. Puzzbot, what segment are you introducing? Are you hosting a segment, Puzzbot?

I'm hosting a segment. Would you like to hear the title? This is the title leading into the segment. This is not the segment itself. Is there a game that goes with the title? No. Oh. Oh, good. All right, we're ready, Puzzbot. Yeah, what's the title? No. Oh good All right, we're ready Puzzbott. Yeah, what is what's the title Puzzbott? The title of this segment is ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ Fucking JBC what the fuck do we do? It's not gonna pull out a body that we have to tell who who's body this is?

Oh God Jesus. Here's how it goes. I'm going to pull out a body. You have to tell me who's body this is Let's see Squeeze to death with metal claws. Oh, I squeezed to death with metal. Oh, I squeezed to death with metal. You play this before I have Buzz bought you in No, no joking. I was programmed to joke. I was programmed to do two things three things Solvrittles tell jokes and feel pain it takes a sent you bubblegum But I'm all I'm to do two things be a snack. It's mom that Goldfish

Here's how this segment works with Puzzbott. Let me repeat the title. Beep, boop, zep, zorp, it's Puzzbott's trivia corpse. Gotcha. trivia corpse is a catchy name. Sure, fact. So when's the morning? No one wants to hear the word corpse. The word corpse. Come on.

Okay. So here's what's going to happen. I'm going to tell you about someone who in history died in an unusual way. I will give you three options and how they died. You will have to guess which is the right option. Okay. And will we be familiar with this person?

No. Got it. Probably not. Ready? Yes. Here's the first one. Brazilian man, Hoyo Maria de Susa was killed in 2013

when a blank fell through his roof onto him as he slept. Well, first of all, rest in peace. That's so sorry. Yes, so sorry. Yeah, we should not say full names. Let me beep, beep, beep, zips orp this out. When a blank fell through his roof onto him as he slept, was it a robot? Okay, it was in a unicorn fish. What are you doing? Are you explaining how the segment works? I thought I would do a unicorn fish. What are you doing? I explained how the segment works. I thought I would do a callback. Go ahead. Let's do a callback to animal parade.

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Here we go. A Brazilian man was killed in 2013 when a blank fell through his roof onto him as he slept. Was it A, a robot, B, a cow, C, a car, answer please. Cow. I'm going to say cow. Cow seems the wildest of those things. I'll go with a car just to have a different answer than you. The answer is Cal.

Cal fell through his roof onto him and he slept crushing him to death. Was the Cal? Was the Cal like on the roof on purpose? Was this a prank? What do you think? Uh, no. Because Cal can't go down stairs, right? I went to CAC.

There's a place in Wisconsin where there's like goats that live on top of the roof. But isn't that true though, that cows can't go downstairs? They can only go upstairs. That's it, let me check. Fact, that is correct. Think that.

It's an urban legend. That is correct. Aaron is underappreciated. Ah, I think. Wow. All right. Puffbots really coming in strong with these endorsements. I went to CAC.

Okay. JPC, you are playing a farmer. Sure. Aaron, you are playing a cow. Okay. Wow, he went from compliment to Aaron, you are playing a cow. All right, I'm ready. Wait, hold on. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no I don't wanna do it, I don't wanna do it. Let me walk that back. I'm excited. Chaos can't go downstairs.

Right, ready? Yes. Move over. I wanna watch the movie with you, the movie. Go back to the barn, okay? No, I wanna watch the movie with you. Come on. We can't keep doing this, best.

Come on. No, hey, no. Let's watch Twister. I wanna see one of my own fly through the sky. Best we can't keep doing this. Okay, I'll let you watch Ghostbusters with me on a large one time because I was feeling lonely, but it's time for you to go back to your barn. But I love movie. You've only ever seen Ghostbusters. And I love being inside with you. It's warm in here and there's popcorn. Can I ask you a question, Best? Yeah. What you talk?

It's warm in here. There's popcorn. Can I ask you a question, Bess? What you talk? Are you a ghost? Did you die or did I die like in six cents and I could just see a dead cow? We're both dead. Wow, that was not even one of the options. I'm just okay. We're both dead time for the scene to end Puzzbot end of scene close your fin Was that a good edit? It hurts so much more when Puzzbot ends your scene. Yeah, it's not warm at all. Uh, uh, there's no joy. No love.

No love. Here is the next trivia corpse. Please say that you are ready. Ready. Please mean it. Have energy. Please have energy. Shit, hold on.

We're getting pulled over. Everyone be cool. I don't have a license. I'm a robot. Um, just pulling out you over again today, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, It worked properly. My best friend is dead. All right, I'm ready. Go. Here we go. Here is the next one. This is the next trivia corpse. A Canadian lawyer was trying to prove that the glass in the windows of a 24th floor office was unbreakable by throwing himself against it. It didn't break, but it did do this. Did it A? Shatter and he fell to his death. B. Pop out of its frame and he plunged to his death or see a robot killed him.

Huh, well, so he said it didn't break. So it couldn't have shattered. So I guess it just came out of its frame. Well, or a robot killed him. I believe you know, let's go with that one. But wait, was she going to is trying to prove that the glass was unbreakable, but who knows what happened? Oh, okay, okay. It could be an Elon Musk situation.

Sure, sure, sure. I think it came out, I popped out of its frame. I think it also popped out of its frame. Like a man who's at menswear house, he popped out of his frame. Is that a, is that true?

The thing he said about menswear house? That's horrible. I don't think so. You are correct. It popped out of its frame. What year did this happen? I went to a CAC. I must have been so traumatizing for people to watch.

Aaron, I want you to be someone who's trying to prove that the glass is unbreakable. But also, but also for this guy, he was wrong. So it's like, it's doubling that. It's like, oh, there's all sorts of nightmare things. It's tragic. And everyone afterwards is like, he was also a wrap. Repeating self, repeating self. I'd like to see A.C. and Aaron, you are trying to prove that the glass is unbreakable and go.

Okay, you guys check this out. You think this glass was an unbreakable? Yeah, this glass was an unbreakable look. Wait, come over to my computer. I'm not gonna prove it. We need to have this being office man. All right, come over to my computer. Look, look, look, there's a freeze frame of

and stuff, a festival, a festival, a festival, a festival, and a freeze. Look, look, that's that glass. I right, come over to my computer. Look, look, look, look, there's a freeze frame of, and stuff, a person will pass forward and, breathe, look, look, that's that glass. I mean, it's an egg glass. That could be CGI. It's an adiner, it's an adiner. It's exactly the CGI. It's hand. No, no, no, that is the glass.

Prove it, now, here and now. Okay, well, let's just go up on it. I love my wife and kids. Let's just walk up to the glass and ask it. All right, hey, glass, were you, I'm so sorry to bother you. Were you in? I know, I'm just so sorry. I was my wife. Can, are were you an unbreak glass, were you? I'm so sorry to bother you. Were you in I know I'm just my wife. Can are you an unbreakable? Are you I'm so sorry. I mean bothering celebrities like this happens to me so often. No, I was an unbreakable

chemi Schmidt. Oh my God. Yeah. Just just you look like your famous. Just as you were in the business. Thank you. Thank you. Can I just say I am a human man playing a character. You're a robot You're definitely a robot. Puzzball you really took over the scene. I'm in the end of scene End of scene improv done Here is the last one. Okay, Puzzball. This has been beep Bob finish it. Shit beep Bob Zeepz or Puzzbots trivia corpse. I know we're all we're just gonna call it beep Bob shit Here's the name. Here's the last one.

Okay. Robert Williams, a Ford assembly line worker, is the first human in history to have been killed by blank. Is it a car? Is it a light bulb? Or is it a robot? It's a robot. This is the one time it's a robot.

Is it a buzz but really wants us to guess that it was a robot? It's a robot. This is the one time it's a robot. The Puzzbot really wants us to guess that it was a robot. It's a robot. I would say he was killed by the unending and never-ending years of capitalism grinding on further and further, perishing him into a career where he was forced to be killed by a robot. Ding, ding, ding, ding. That is the wrong answer. Puzzbot, you gotta recalibate your buzz answers. I get my whole stuff. Recalibating.

Um, does not conjuge. Was I correct? What was your answer? You got killed by a robot. I didn't check off for a whole year and I recalibate. Aaron, Bingo, Bingo, Tata, Tata. Oh, that's actually correct. You are correct.

He is the first known man in history to have been killed by a robot. He was hit by a robot arm that killed him. That's horrible. Just so you know, I was not there. So sorry to his family. Sorry to this man. Because, Bob, why did you have to bring that up? Like what, that you weren't there? And this guy, and you weren't there, Puzzmut? I was not there.

Why even say that? We weren't even going to ask. But was any member of your family there? Like a father or something? Does not compute. You've got really strong arms. Hmm. Was there like an arm butt in your family tree that may have been there, Puzzbot? Maybe. Can we have Addle back to Puzzbot? Yes, of course. You're a member of Puzzbot.

Let me go get him. Get the fuck out of here. Addle's back. Hey, Addle. Sorry, I have my segment ready. Ready? Addle, I don't like Puzzbot. Why not? If he's creepy. You need a murderer. Well, hey, okay, come on, we're all murderers. Um, Addle, anything to plug? Um, I have a few things I want to plug. Uh, I want to plug. Um, can you pick one? Well, I want to plug Puzzbot in, so he can return.

No, no, no, no, no, no. I want to recommend that people go check out, uh, season three of offices and bosses, which is a D&D type magic tavern spinoff, is now on Stitcher Premium. We have a few episodes that will be out by the time this releases. You can go to Stitcher Premium and sign up, I believe using the code Magic to get some money off, so please check that out. The first episode stars JPC features, features, features, well, I listen to it and it stars you.

So please check that out. We also have Steve Waltean returning as a series of bats, Brooke Bright as Flower, Jamie and Sammy, a bunch of fun guests. So please check out Offensive Bosses Season 3. I also want to recommend that you check out our review crew, which is our $8 tier on Patreon. We have a monthly live stream. We also have a new review of Twin Peaks Up, which was a GD blast to record, and I really enjoyed. And the last thing I want to do is think Nick Kelly and Jessica Haddle, I think her last name is, sounds like Haddle, but they sent me, after I mentioned I want to keep reading the Animor's series, they sent me 25 Animor books.

Wow. That's so nice. That's very cool. Do you now, as you're set any closer to completion? Absolutely. After I got 25 Animor books. Wow. That's so nice. That's very cool. Do you now, as you're set any closer to completion? After I got 25 animal books, I didn't know if they do this thing, you'd be like one through 25 or they just do the ones you were missing. They sent me a bunch and all of them are ones I did not have. Wow. That's so cool. I'm very excited. Thank you so much, Nick and Jessica. Um, James, do you think you want to plug? No, I would just plug that if you liked, if you're a member

of our Patreon, you liked our last hey red d&d session That was hosted by rush howl of the wonderful here's the situation podcast We will be doing another one another Episode arc so be on the lookout for that we'll have like new stretch goals associated with it It's very cool those episodes were so fun to record and yeah, they're very fun These are very fun yeah, we won very fun. These are very fun. Yeah, we won't say anymore. And that's patreon.com slash Hey Riddle.

Follow me, Aaron, keep 10 on Instagram. And then also follow Hey Riddle, Riddle on Instagram and Twitter. We love seeing, like, when you tag us in fan art and when you let us know what parts of the show you love, it's just really nice to talk to you there. That's it. And Aaron,. It's just really nice to talk to you there. That's it. And Aaron, one place that you would love to talk if there was oxygen would be.

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