Hey Riddle Riddle - #84: Riddle Me Shakespeare

Episode Date: February 26, 2020

This week's episode comes courtesy of Damian and their submitted Shakespearean movie quotes! And, oh, the places we go. We go to war, explore the great depths of space, audition for the best movie eve...r created, help a pugilist with their reputation, PLUS we meet a couple of sentient scoreboards that are sure to become fan favorites. All that and another trip to the Sandbox! Want to get YOUR riddle read on the show? Submit it to hrrpodcast@gmail.com! Happy #WiddleWednesdayStarring:Adal RifaiJohn Patrick CoanErin KeifEditing by: Casey ToneyTheme by: Arne ParrottLogo by: Emily Kardamis & Emmaline MorrisWant more? Get Weekly Bonus Eps on Patreon!Want merch? Visit our TeePublic Store!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 This is a have a seat. Aaron, Aaron, uh, and James and I want to talk to you. Sorry, this is hard as your podcast host. This is hard, but we were looking under your bed and we found some riddles. It's not mad, we're not mad. And you didn't have anything wrong. Disappointed.
Starting point is 00:00:58 We're more disappointed than mad. Disappointed than mad. We're more disappointed than mad. There are no good riddles. Don't be embarrassed. Yeah, or if you want to do riddles, do them with us. And if you have questions, we want you to ask. Yeah, and I hope you're using protection.
Starting point is 00:01:13 Yeah, I hope you're using protection. And if you want to talk about anything, email us at rrpodcastageemail.gov. No weird sex stuff, just riddles. Just riddles. And if you're thinking about trying and doing riddles honestly I'd rather you do them at home. Yeah, we would just just Drive all over town. That's what I said just moments ago
Starting point is 00:01:31 With riddles and just I'm gonna be the first to say this if you're gonna do riddles we would rather you do them Okay, I already said that um, but we love you. We love you so We're just a little bit disappointed that you're doing riddles, because riddles are bad. And they support you. Yes, and we love you. We support you, but we'll never be able to see you the same way again.
Starting point is 00:01:51 If that makes sense. Yes. That does make sense. So riddles are bad. Here is some porn. We want you to go up to your room. Here's some cocaine. And we want you to put the cocaine on the porn.
Starting point is 00:02:04 And then drink a beer. Have fun. Okay, no more redels. Have fun. Have safe. Have fun. Have safe. Good, clean, safe. At JPC, are you old man puzzles today? And I'm your dad, JPC.
Starting point is 00:02:15 Yeah. We have to introduce ourselves. I'm your dad, JPC. I'm your lamp, Aaron. And I'm your uncle, Kitaket. Battle for buy. Yes, everyone does this podcast. lamp, Aaron. And I'm your uncle KDK, better or bad. Yes, everyone does this podcast is hosted by a JPC, Aaron and KDK, better or bad.
Starting point is 00:02:31 I mean, Aaron said she was a lamp. Come on. Everyone knew I was a lamp. A lamp with a wig. You're a man melted under the lamp. Does the wig match the lamp? I think the new catchphrase for the show is no words, no words, sex stuff, just riddles. Good point.
Starting point is 00:02:48 Just so you know, we are going to get emails with weird sex stuff. No, don't, seriously guys don't. I'm gonna break out if you do that. I read these emails. Also, you know, a few weeks ago, maybe I'll come on the show, we asked people to send us some proposal stories and people sent us their proposal stories.
Starting point is 00:03:02 Some of them were pretty fun. Any standouts? One of them in particular was awful, like they did a bad job and they are lucky that their partner said yes to their proposal. But man, yeah, proposal stories. They were a lot of fun. Thank you so much for sending them in if you did send them in. And I cannot, I cannot stress this enough.
Starting point is 00:03:24 Do not send us weird and sex stuff. You're gonna, okay, if you do, I'm gonna post your email on the internet and tell people to find you and destroy you. We'll talk with you a long way pictures of your feet. No, no more jokes and pictures about my feet. Goodbye. Pictures about your feet.
Starting point is 00:03:41 Yes. Air just walks through the desk. Yeah, I'm gonna, I'm walking over this escalator that gets out of the studio. Bye guys. I will be honest. Do that. Do that.
Starting point is 00:03:51 Now she's base jumping off the top of this mall. Later. Do that, Sid. No one can hear you that far away. Do that, Sid. Do that, Sid, pictures of Aaron's feet. But if you could, pictures about Aaron's feet. I don't know what that means.
Starting point is 00:04:03 This is Casey's nightmare, but it's a test. Ready? Okay, Erin is running into the corner. She's pulling a blower, which, okay? Okay, she's asking if Casey can hear a little bass. Sorry, audio daddy is motioning. She looks very confused. Sorry, guys, that was for science. Thank you, audio daddy. Okay, so I am Oldman puzzles today, And I do have some puzzles in riddles for you
Starting point is 00:04:26 to try in a safe space. OK, let's try it. And these are some of them are puzzles, some of them are riddles, and some of them, and this first one that we're going to do is more like, I guess, like a kind of a game. And this is something that a listener sent in. This is from, did they say that I could use?
Starting point is 00:04:44 Yeah, they said Damien from Pitsfield, Massachusetts. Aaron, do you know where Pitsfield is? Sorry, no. Great. Massachusetts is not that big. You should know vaguely where Pitsfield is. West. Okay, good.
Starting point is 00:04:57 That's way better than East, because East is the water. So this is Damien from Pitsfield says, Hey guys, I came up with a game where I take famous movie quotes, convert them to Shakespearean language. Fuck yeah. And your job is to convert them back. Well, they also say, have fun.
Starting point is 00:05:14 Okay, we will. Could you have just not converted them? And just, it just tapically reads movie quotes. Yeah, just read the movie quotes and we'll applaud you. Yes. That sounds great. Go over to our Patreon. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry, Damien. This is a better game. I'm just gonna read movie quotes and we'll applaud you. Yes. That sounds great. Go over to our Patreon. I'm so sorry.
Starting point is 00:05:26 I'm so sorry, David. This is a better game. I'm just going to read movie quotes. We're going to do it for an hour and a half. And that'll be the fucking podcast now. Why don't you make our podcast longer? I mean, it's going to get better. It's going to get longer.
Starting point is 00:05:39 So are you telling everybody? I'm ready. OK. Oh, and then I forgot that I get to say these in straight spirit. Ooh, this is my audition for improv Shakespeare. For anybody who can't see, which is most people, James is putting on pantaloons.
Starting point is 00:05:54 He's pulling up his socks. He is putting on some sort of long sleeve billowy shirt. So, so far it's just business as usual. Putting on a backwards chicken onto his head. I business in the front and business in the back. I'm going to play business soon. Business as usual. It's putting on a backwards chicken onto his head. I business in the front and business in the back. I'll be playing business soon. Business as usual. Biff.
Starting point is 00:06:09 Addressing the Thyutronz B. Call me by your name. Addressing the Thyutronz B. Are you talking to me? Yeah. Oh, it's movie quotes. I'm sorry, I thought it was movie titles. It is movie quotes not movie titles,
Starting point is 00:06:25 and that is correct, Aaron, you have one point. It's, are you talking to me? Sound effect of me getting a point. I got a point. No, stop it. No, that's it. Addle, no, Addle. Refugee Beckoning Dwelling.
Starting point is 00:06:39 Refugee Beckoning Dwelling. Refugee Beckoning Dwelling. No, there's no. So a dwelling that would be, Beckoning refugees would Refugee beckoning dwelling. No, there's no. So a dwelling that would be back in refugees would be like a hostel. And that's a movie from Eli Roth, but we're going for quotes, not movies. You're really good at the thing that we're not doing.
Starting point is 00:06:55 Wait, can you say it again? Refugee beckoning dwelling. This is really funny. Yeah, I think you just have to break down each one of them. I'm badgin' it. I'm the captain now. No. I am the captain now.
Starting point is 00:07:10 That's probably a lot of them. Well, Ling is like a house. Uh, yes. Or home. Or home. There's no place like home. Refugee. No.
Starting point is 00:07:18 It's a refugee. So refugee. So refugee. Refugee beckoning home. Refugee beckoning home. I want to go home, something like home. See, very close. Um, there's no place like home come no, what's a more modern way to beckon someone What's that? No
Starting point is 00:07:32 I call yes T. Oh Earn has two points. This is me sentient scoreboard New favorite characters. I'm looking for a new new way to say that every time you get the point. B that are prey is prodigious. Our barge must be humongous. And we're going to need a bigger boat. We're going to need a bigger boat. I am the adult points. Hello, there's one of me now. Bobcat Goldtwey. Shut up. Get away from the sentence. In appearance made granted that a structure be laid, if you build it, they will come.
Starting point is 00:08:14 Is that it? Yeah. I was motioning to you to give a point. I seconded here. I come. There's two of me now. Okay. It's all time. That's not like Yoda. Although Thia babe, they thought to be brave. That'll be a good one. Revenant peaked Sans grave. What? I'm too hot to die. I'm too hot to die.
Starting point is 00:08:35 I'm too hot to die. I'm too hot to die. I'm too hot to die. I don't remember what movie I'm too hot to die is, so I want to see a little scene from the... Saving Private Riot. I'm too hot to die. By that, I see a little scene from the... Saving Private Ryan. I'm too hot to die. By that, I want to see a scene from Saving Private Ryan. Thank you for reminding me.
Starting point is 00:08:50 Eric, you're going to be playing Private Ryan. And then, Adel, you're going to be playing some of the soldier core sent to rescue Private Ryan. I believe there's, who's in there? So you want me to play fellow soldiers who mean this private no harm. To elicit the phrase, I'm too hot to die. Uh-huh.
Starting point is 00:09:09 Nice fucking setup. You don't know, I'll make it make sense. Relax. Hey, you guys, come here quickly. Come here, guys, come here. Come here, come here. Hey, we better introduce ourselves. My name is Tex.
Starting point is 00:09:21 My name is... I'm the guy from the Fast and the Furious movies. My name is Oak and I'm ace. You can just call me by my last name, Ryan. You guys, I called you over here because look at this mirror. I just kind of glimpse of myself in this mirror. I don't think I can go out there. I'm too hot to die.
Starting point is 00:09:37 I don't think I can like go on that beach with you guys. I can't go to the beach with you guys because I think I'm like, go out to the beach. Go into the beach with us. That's gonna be a dead stop. I know, that's what I'm saying? I can't go to the beach with you guys because I think I'm like, oh, I'm like, stop calling. Go into the beach with us. That's gonna be a dead stop. I know that's what I'm saying. I can't do a dead stop. No, what I'm trying to say is there's a dead soldier
Starting point is 00:09:51 in front of you. Stop. You're marching along like it's this way. See, well, this is screwing my point. This is screwing my point. He looks pretty hot too. I gotta stay, I gotta stay. You think you're hotter than this dead guy?
Starting point is 00:09:59 Let's see. Yes. You think you're hotter than this guy? Look at me, look at me. I'll, well, let me give you a spin And washboard apps this guy looks like the guy I think a spin is Who if you just you just twirled around and flip your shirt up? Yeah? Yeah, well this guy looks like Rudolph, Antino. He's pretty hot. Yeah, this guy looks like the guy from Hebrew hammer
Starting point is 00:10:22 What's that? I just think Adam Goldberg. He was in, David Brewer. I am. Sure, he gets stabbed while the guy goes, I hate that scene. Yeah, it's over. That seems the fucking words. All right, next. No, you didn't get this one.
Starting point is 00:10:34 What is it? Although they are babe, they thought to be brave, a revenant, peaked sans grave. The fuck? Something like a hot? Pretty. No. Pretty woman walking down the street. Oh, I'm not. So, the one that you really want to Sand's grave. The fuck? Something like a hot? Pretty. No.
Starting point is 00:10:46 Pretty woman walking down the street. So the one that you really want to clue into is a Revenant peaked Sand's grave. No, what is your favorite baby in a corner? Sand's grave. No. S-A-N-S. Sand's without a grave.
Starting point is 00:10:59 Without a grave. Oh boy. A Revenant peaked Sand's grave. A Revenant peaked Sans Grave. A Revenant. This is a Disney famous movie line. Okay, here's looking at you, kid. Mm-hmm. So, play it again, Grave.
Starting point is 00:11:12 You're peeping at a Revenant out of the grave. There's no crying in burials. You're peeping a Revenant. So Revenant is like, Zombie. It's like a Tom Hardy. You're a angel. It's like So Revenant is like, Zombie. It's like a Tom Hardy. You're fair. It's like a bear that tries to eat you.
Starting point is 00:11:27 You're viewing someone who has been deceased. Okay. I see dead people. I see dead people. I see dead people. It's on the point for Adel. Oh, God, there's three of me now. It's hard to fit up here.
Starting point is 00:11:41 It's a bunch of kids standing where a scoreboard would be. A quandary hat. Wearing an would be. A quandary hat. Wearing an overcoat. A quandary hat on the earth be bad, but in the heavens, it is sad. Earth girls are easy. Earth. A quandary hat on the earth be bad, but in the heavens, it is sad. This better not be, I have no fleses.
Starting point is 00:12:06 Great. I hope that that's in here, but I didn't read the head. I don't know. Can you read it one more time? A quandary. A quandary had. So a question. On the earth be bad.
Starting point is 00:12:16 On the earth be bad. But in the heavens, it is sad. Bad boys for life. Sounds harder, I think. Can you give me a hand? Oh, is this from an dependency? No, but you're close. This is from Alien. No, again, you're in like kind of the right type of movie. It's like a blockbuster alien film. Is question the right thing?
Starting point is 00:12:36 No. Oh, okay. No. No, the quandary. So like a puzzle. No, that you, quandary won't help you really. Well, we'll help us. On the earth be bad, but in the heavens, it is sad because that's where I think you were getting like the alien thing, but that's where we are. Like it's think space, think space. Oh, uh, is this from Star Wars?
Starting point is 00:12:56 Mm-hmm. Spaceballs, not, no, not Star Wars. They're taught. It's a very famous movie quote, um, and it's from space. We already had ET famous movie quote. And it's from space. We already had ET. Famous space movies. It's gonna be... It would be Interstellar.
Starting point is 00:13:11 The most famous space movie. This is a Tom Hanks line. Tom Hanks in space. Apollo 13 Houston, we have a problem. Houston, we have a problem. Houston, we have a problem. That's for for Adel. I just got back the other day from Houston where I played with my friends and in Chris Lutman who you know
Starting point is 00:13:25 They did the escape room that we did on the patreon. They booked four escape games Then we did four escape games in like 40 hours and the first one we did they asked for a team name And so the team name I came up with that everyone indulged me with was Houston. We have a solve them. Oh boy Oh, you're fun. You're one of those guys. We also did a Houston. Did you like Houston? I love Houston. It was weird. It's very spread out.
Starting point is 00:13:49 And there was parts of it. There's a place called spaghetti western we pass, which looks like an original cracker barrel. Like what cracker barrel is going for, but with a weird Texan Italian theme, we had a place called Cavitori, which is amazing. We had amazing Viet Cajun thing. What is the little difference around here? It's just very weird. It's a pasta spaghetti. Iory, which is amazing. We had amazing Viet Cajun thing a little different around here
Starting point is 00:14:05 It's just very weird. I lived there for a summer Really I did and then I also my sister went to rice So I've been there a bunch and I'm going there for a wedding in like two months It was if you I think if you know what a look it's fun, but as a tourist we Refreshed it at times, but we went to the sister's if you're it does very cool I worked at Houston Shakespeare Festival for a summer If you ever those shows are absolutely incredible if worked at Houston Shakespeare Festival for a summer. Ooh. If you ever, those shows are absolutely incredible.
Starting point is 00:14:27 If you live in Texas, you want to go check this out. Famously Shakespeare is bigger in Texas. That's true. And speaking of Shakespeare, good thing, right? Mm-hmm. Yeah, fuck and put it on your plate for you. Right there. Eat it up.
Starting point is 00:14:41 Eat it up, piggy. I'm afraid of my dear, with the stick and the sphere, bereavement. Shant to be seen here. There's no crying in baseball. There's no crying in baseball. I can't you anticipate about my lines. Oh, I forgot to mention we also did a escape room called Houston.
Starting point is 00:14:54 We have a problem, which was a reenactment of the Apollo 13 mission. Oh. And three people are astronauts and the rest of people are already mission control. We got out, but I will say we played with people who, and in Chris' friends, who worked for Mission Control for NASA, so it was not fair. Oh. Wait, did they play the astronauts?
Starting point is 00:15:14 No, they played Mission Control. That's so sad. Let them do the opposite of what they do all day. But it was super fun, and it's less of a, like, finding keys or anything, and more of, like, you have to reenact what Apollo 13 did. I would hate that. That would be, like, if I for fun went and did a UFC fight. I was like I do that shit for work. What do you think you do for a long time?
Starting point is 00:15:33 Yeah. Where do you think you are right now? So I have a guy who was worth a million dollars. Beat the shit out. You guys gonna say for a living you get your ass whooped? acknowledge the scant cohort acknowledge my scant co-host acknowledge the scant co-friend you've got a friend acknowledge my scant co-hello to my little friend the inquiry in mind may perhaps we'll find of which Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum Not that, that's a great one. But it's Nick Cage or it's Conair. It's not Nick Cage, it's not Conair. It's tough, all those famous Conair clothes. Sorry, Nick, 10. I could go, I could go on.
Starting point is 00:16:29 What could you just put the bunny down? We need to do, that's your favorite movie. We need to do a Heyrider-Roll life thing. Are you Vince Larkin? Cause I got a body here with your name, we're at all over it. How much of that movie do you think you could do? I could do 100% of the lines of that movie
Starting point is 00:16:45 as me and Colin Dalgren watched that movie once and we just said it every line before they said it. Here's the biggest question. Here's the biggest question. Here's the biggest question. Here's the biggest question. Here's the biggest question. Here's the biggest question. Here's the biggest question. Here's the biggest question. Here's the biggest question. Here's the biggest question. Here's the biggest question. Here's the biggest question. Here's the biggest question. Here's the biggest question. Here's the biggest question. Here's the biggest question. Here's the biggest question. Here's the biggest question. Here's the biggest question. Here's the biggest question. Here's the biggest question. Here's the biggest question. Here's the biggest question. Here's the biggest question. Here's the biggest question. Here's the biggest question. Here's the biggest question. Here's the biggest question. Here's the biggest question. Here's the biggest question. Here's the biggest question. Here's the biggest question. Here's the biggest question. Here's the biggest question.
Starting point is 00:16:51 Here's the biggest question. Here's the biggest question. Here's the biggest question. Here's the biggest question. Here's the biggest question. Here's the biggest question. Here's the biggest question. Here's the biggest question. Here's the biggest question. Here's the biggest question. Here's the biggest question. Here kid alone. Steve Buschimi has bigger fish to kill. I wanna see you see it. Before we see a scene, I would love to see a scene. But, can you just give me the first few lines of dialogue for that movie if you remember what they are?
Starting point is 00:17:12 The first few, man, it has been a while since I've seen that. The first few lines of dialogue from that movie. So I don't know what they, I couldn't tell them, I couldn't say it for sure, but the first lines of dialogue in that movie it opens with nicklaus cage being trained as an army ranger and it's the army ranger guy giving a speech about what army rangers are i think he says something about how their answer deadly weapons or maybe that's the judge who sentences him that's so cool that their hands are
Starting point is 00:17:39 deadly weapons i wish i could i would love to do a podcast where i watch that uh... every day for a year i I think I'm starting a podcast. Um, I would. But for Conair? Yeah. Really? No. For Grades 2 or whatever.
Starting point is 00:17:51 Yeah. Yeah. Let's do it. Yeah. We'll call it PotAir. Um, dead air. Let's, let's see a scene. Sure.
Starting point is 00:17:59 Japs, I want you to be a Nicholas Cage and you're auditioning for Conair, um, but you, you're fucking Nicholas Cage. So, uh, you Conair, but you're fucking Nicholas Cage, so you've never had to audition before, so you didn't read the script beforehand and now you're both shitting your way through it. Thank you so much for having me here. We're actually the audition room is right over here, you're still in the lobby. I'm talking to the water cooler, it's so nice to meet you! Blub, blub, blub, blub, make your quaint, blub, blub, blub, blub, blub, blub, blub,
Starting point is 00:18:24 I'm ready to see you here in Moaint You're so much for the walk And walk, come on right in Can I have your head shot? Yeah, bam! I'm French as Ford Copeland You just killed that woman Oh no, come on! I just made the sound Let's bring in another casting director
Starting point is 00:18:40 My friend is dead Hold on, come on I'll come right here. A monster here. Oh, here you go. All right. And we'll just go get right into it and I'm ready. I'm Nick Cage. Can you show us your hands and are you willing to shave?
Starting point is 00:18:52 I'm here on my hands. I'm absolutely not willing to shave my hair. I need to hair on my fingers. No, we're talking about your facial hair. Yeah, I. Wait, you've never had facial hair. In kind of hair I do. Oh, really?
Starting point is 00:19:04 Yes, I'm willing to shave It's it's more like stubble Anyway great and just read just read that first monocle and sorry, I do not have the lines okay these are though This is the lines. Yeah, just go ahead Boys it hot on this plane. There's just you baby. Oh, I know you got to get your insulin But I got to get Johnny 23 off your back. And it would, you know, this Danny Treho look at Motherfucker is probably,
Starting point is 00:19:30 sorry, I got real quick. I'm sorry. Don't call the character Danny Treho plays, Danny Treho looking motherfucker. Danny Treho is gonna apply this character. Did you ever see Savian Private Ryan? Didn't you think it broke the illusion of the movie when they called the character Adam Goldberg?
Starting point is 00:19:45 Uh-huh. So we want to call it by the characters. Sure, they actually called it Hebrew Hammer in that movie because they forgot the actors. They fun, fun, fun. That's it, correct, you two, but. Okay, so this is going to be Danny at Dreho. Okay, I'm just reading the script. I'm just doing what I'm doing.
Starting point is 00:19:59 Sorry, and this is maybe a little too easy to add. Sure, sure. Why don't we have you do a monologue from, from, let's see here, the rock. It could be any one of my movies. The rock. Was I in that? Sure. Perfect.
Starting point is 00:20:09 Dwayne, look how big you are, man. You could be a professional wrestler. Cool. This seems to be a conversation you had with Dwayne, the rock Johnson. Yeah. Is that what you wanted? Let's do, let's do, raising Arizona.
Starting point is 00:20:21 Raising Arizona, okay. Oh, man, look at all these pain purse diapers. I'm in the desert and this is a convict friend of mine who's covered in poop Tangentially remember filming this movie. I was on a lot of cocaine Boy out of cocaine. How much cocaine does this movie pay? The one I'm auditioned for now. Does it pay me a cocaine? Don't interrupt me. I'm auditioned for now. Does it pay me a cocaine? Don't interrupt me. I'm still doing raising air. She didn't put the camera on.
Starting point is 00:20:51 The inquiring mind may have to be fine. Of which the capsule is lined? So is capsule, is this like Matrix? No. Red pill blue pill? No, no, no. Of which the capsule is lined? so capsule could be like a spacecraft the Inca it's not it's not you you were close with put the bunny in the box was I yeah box
Starting point is 00:21:14 It's from the movie box where they have to press a button or else someone Nobody puts baby in a box the inquiry mind Mayhaps will find of which the capsule is lined. Oh boy. There's a box. There's a box. You have an inquiring box. What's in the box?
Starting point is 00:21:35 Seven. What's in the box? Seven. Seven. I do that every time if I'm home when like Amazon or FedEx delivers for UPS, they'll hand it to me for signature and before I sign I'll go, what's in the box?
Starting point is 00:21:48 You're famously really funny, right? I'm never gonna watch that movie. I typically don't get packaged anymore. You can pay me to watch this. It's a frightening movie. And also Kevin Spacey's in it and- Holds up. Ken's a fucking nightmare.
Starting point is 00:22:01 The singular entity that I should engage in consternation with is consternation, myself. They can be only one. Oh God. No. No, no. These are close. The one. The singular entity that I should engage in consternation with is consternation, thyself.
Starting point is 00:22:25 Do or don't, there is no try. Consternation isn't here twice, so there's two words that are the same in this quote. What does that mean? There's two words that are same. Consternation, no, what is consternation? It's like this, I guess, sitting in them for that. Consternation is like to think. Consternation, for a,
Starting point is 00:22:47 she's the one they call a consternation. I don't know. The singular entity. What is that? I. No. One solo. So, the I is,
Starting point is 00:22:58 the I is you, me, me, myself, and Irene. The I singular entity, each one of those words, like in plain speak, would be thysingular entity, singular entity. Yeah. One. One. One is the longest thing. One thing. One thing. The one thing. The one. Thysingular entity. You have me a hello.
Starting point is 00:23:18 No, it's just one more thing, Columbus. It starts with the one thing. Thysingular entity, the one thing. Thysing. You should engage in consternation with is consternation. The one thing. Tha is singular entity. Tha is should engage in consternation with is consternation. The one thing you gotta ask yourself is do you feel lucky? Punk.
Starting point is 00:23:29 Dirty, herby. Do you guys give up? Yeah. This is the first one that you don't get. Wait, give us a clue. Who's in it or maybe was setting it? I don't think I know this movie. Okay, I'll give you the movie.
Starting point is 00:23:39 I'll give you the movie. Hold on. I have to look up what this is. Unless we're gonna get it immediately from the movie. I don't think you will What do we got here? What do we got? Oh? Utiling some well, so I know it's a quote, but I don't know what movie it's from it doesn't say Well, if I Google it, I'll get the quote that so it starts with the thing the one thing you have to ask yourself
Starting point is 00:24:02 The one thing. Yeah is is is the first part the one thing you have to ask yourself? The one thing is the first part. The one thing that I singular entity that I should engage in consternation with is consternation. The one thing you must remember, the only thing you have to fear is fear. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself. It's an FDR quote, but is it from a movie? It's from Patten or something. Probably from saving pet, right?
Starting point is 00:24:23 Save in pet, right? from Patten or something. Probably from saving Patten. Savein Patten. Savein Patten. Tim Reiman. Boyant as a Miraposa. Pop floats. Roxanne author as a drone. This just sounds like gibberish. I mean, yeah, those things we had a lot of pop culture. Serenade Bergerac.
Starting point is 00:24:40 Boyant as a Miraposa, comma, Roxanne author as a drone. So who wrote Roxanne, Steve Martin? Not the movie, Roxanne. Rusting. This is gonna sting. Boyant as a Mariposa. Sting foot. Foot.
Starting point is 00:24:57 You're so clueless. You're so clueless. There you go. That's not a movie quote. Sting foot. That is not a movie quote, is it? I mean, it's probably from a Maramele movie. But it's a stinkfog. That is not a movie quote, is it? I mean, it's probably from a Muhammad Ali movie. But it's a quote.
Starting point is 00:25:09 It's a quote that he said, yeah. Yeah, and he was in that movie about the two pictures who are Symi's twin. Can join twins. He was a fear of loathing Las Vegas. I wanna see a scene. Oh. Aaron, you are a boxer.
Starting point is 00:25:25 You are trying to brand yourself before your first fight, so you're trying to come up with, like Flook, Flook, I'd love to buy this thing like it would be, you're trying to come up with your own saying or branding. And James is your manager. All right. How about this?
Starting point is 00:25:39 How about, oh my God, okay, I'm a horse. Okay, I'm a kind of like a horse. This is the start of the mantra. I come in and you're the butt part of the horse. And I, when I walk in, we do it all walk up. Yeah, because I, this is leading up to my mom.
Starting point is 00:25:55 Okay, got it, got it, got it. I'm the butt part of the horse. We walk in, we walk in, I'm a horse. I'm a horse. Yeah, we walk in, I'm a horse. This is a epoxy bed. Oh, there's a person, there's two people. Yeah, it's two people.
Starting point is 00:26:03 And then I get up there and I go, I'm not horse and around. I'm two people. And then I get up there and I go, I'm not hoisin' around. I'm hitin' people in the face with my hand. Okay, okay. So you only have, you're the obviously the only one that had the first part of that. Okay, yeah. I'm not hoisin' around.
Starting point is 00:26:15 Yeah. And it was contingent of the fact that we were a horse customer. Right, okay, okay. All right, all right, can you, you do one now? What about this one? Yeah, I'm listening.
Starting point is 00:26:23 Uh, ooh, ooh, ooh. Summer in the Hamptons, but fall to my fists. I'm a Semptigan scoreboard and even I know that's bad. All right, okay, here we go. I have a plug this thing. Oh, I've taken a human life. He was sentient. Oh, no, what if I don't?
Starting point is 00:26:41 Okay, you got another one? It's not winter, but I'm still wearing gloves. Well, I'm going to hit you with with my hands. Yeah. Um, oh, blah, blah, blah. Uh, got, um, okay. What about this one? What about this one? Uh, is someone, uh, smuggling elephants in here because I'm really filling out these trunks? That's a good one. Okay. I got one Hit a man with your fists you eat for a day Teach a man with your fists and you eat for your whole life Love that with it. See awesome
Starting point is 00:27:15 You'll eat for your whole life. That's fantastic fourth right like cataboo I shall not bequeath the occurs to infinity and beyond You're not even trying. Is that right? No. What? There's a snake in my boot. This one's hard.
Starting point is 00:27:32 Fourth right, thy caribou. Thy shall to not be queeth the occurs. Okay. Thy caribou. I don't know, thy caribou is refusing me. Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn. Oh, yes, nice, nice. Caribou, dear, I get it. boo. I don't know what that care was refusing me frankly my dear. I don't give a damn. Oh, yes nice nice I get it. I
Starting point is 00:27:47 Thyme hap piled for wait. I want that square boy errands back on the board with four points. Who plugged you back in? You died in a scene To see if you die in a scene you don't realize Oh god, I hope that we've heard each other fucking a lot on this show. And pretty much everything we're fucking killing. One, two, just keep in score. All right, ready? Thine may have pilfer, thine vivaciousness.
Starting point is 00:28:15 Now shant to put a hint, thine software. If you steal my sunshine. Sunshine. And if you steal my sunshine. Vitamin C. This I think is also, And this is a sign. And this is a sign. And this is a sign. And this is a sign. And this is a sign. And this is a sign. And this is a sign. And this is a sign.
Starting point is 00:28:28 And this is a sign. And this is a sign. And this is a sign. And this is a sign. And this is a sign. And this is a sign. And this is a sign. And this is a sign.
Starting point is 00:28:36 And this is a sign. And this is a sign. And this is a sign. And this is a sign. And this is a sign. And this is a sign. And this is a sign. And this is a sign.
Starting point is 00:28:44 And this is a sign. And this is a sign. And this is a sign. And this is a sign. And this is a sign. beauty that can be. Oh, um, uh, but you can take my something, but you'll never take my butt. You're my hot body. Uh, I think it's you can take our lives, but they can never take our freedom, but they've written down the answer. They can take our freedom, but they'll never take our freedom. Look at it to Aaron. Yeah, we got points. Uh, Aaron, you're doing great. Thank you, sentient scoreboard. Can I just say you're also under a pre-shed. Oh my God. But don't listen to me. I'm drunk. Oh boy.
Starting point is 00:29:10 What did you drink, Centiot scoreboard? I'd grease. Whoa, see? See? Go grease that. I don't know. I'm a cunt. I cannot do a Shakespearean quote.
Starting point is 00:29:20 Yeah, sure. Yeah. OK. You do this extended radius go board show that is what become of sand sorry fuck that is the precursor to Glyas sand it kind of fun here's kind of fun um kind of can we open a greased thing can you
Starting point is 00:29:42 unplug the green bar yeah let me hold on let me just I think we should open a greased thing? Can you open a greased bar? Yeah, let me hold that. Let me just... I think we should open a greased bar where all the drinks are like the risotto and it's just like a bunch of cherries in a cup and like, like they're all... So it's a joke bar. No, no, there's real drinks but also like every character. There are some... Okay.
Starting point is 00:29:59 The kinnikis like not allowed in the bar because he's bad, you know? I'm thinking for kinnikis. Oh, there's like a drink that's like nobody's jugs and they're next. Why can this be great till he got a B great Brazil? Yeah. Okay, ready? Oh, I love juice by Brazil.
Starting point is 00:30:14 I'm 1,000% that lady teabird. What were they called? Pinky, the pinkie. The pink lady's. Pink ladies. Why would the pink lady I was Jan? Brasim brasim brasim brasim. She's the best. Oh, in the musical. She is the pink lady as Jan? Brasim, Brasim, Brasim. She's the best one.
Starting point is 00:30:25 Oh, in the musical. She is the best. Jan's fun. Thigh shalt bequeath the, a bequeatment, Thigh shent repudiate. Queif. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:30:36 Yeah. That's the fun. Moments ago, the billboards and you were underperchated. The women's barbs were fun. The human body's a word thing. Bequeath. Bequeath. I'll bequeath him.
Starting point is 00:30:48 Bequeath. Believe. Okay, okay. Can I tell you a memory of my childhood? I can't wait. Why did this make you think of it? No, but it's about queuing. You can just say it.
Starting point is 00:31:00 Can I tell you a memory? Sure. Add a, it was an after party for like a musical, rap party. So, you know, after we had done a musical in high school, a bunch of us sat around a circle and a friend of mine, we had never heard someone cleave before, and we were all very silent,
Starting point is 00:31:17 and then a friend of mine cleaved for us, and we were all like, oh, no, just. I won't name names. We for me. We'll never name names. Please for me. We'll never name names. Sure. The hardest I left, I think for in a five year period, there was like tears rolling down my face.
Starting point is 00:31:32 I was in a movement class in college in my very sweet friend who is probably the most beautiful person I've ever seen in real life. She's so funny and so great. We were in a movement class and college, like an acting movement class. So we're doing all these crazy things. There's a bowel movement class.
Starting point is 00:31:49 Yeah. And the teacher came over to us and used very serious. And like he didn't like laughter. And she started queuing. And I knew that she was doing that. And we both just started crying. And he had no idea why we were just like crying laughing. It is still to this day one of the funniest things we've ever seen.
Starting point is 00:32:06 What are you doing to make you laugh? No, she couldn't help it. Oh. It was the answer to this moment. And I, you guys, you guys, everybody listening, you guys, it's still one of the funniest I guess I've ever heard. Or seen. One of the funniest things I've ever heard is this upcoming ad from one of our sponsors.
Starting point is 00:32:23 We'll take a quick break. Come right back with more queues. Gotta hope it's funny. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Uh, uh, yeah. You're not in trouble. I just need help. I'm, um, pranking Addle. And I'm setting up a website to prank him. Um, can I just need some advice?
Starting point is 00:32:54 This podcast is sponsored by Squarespace. I'm not, I'm not mad at you. We're pranking Addle. Squarespace is the only one website platform for entrepreneurs to stand out and to sit online, whether you're just starting out or managing a growing brand. Squarespace makes it easy to create a beautiful website.
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Starting point is 00:33:47 Inventory and shipping are handled for you saving you time and money What is happening? Okay, um wait what's going on with that? Oh? Nothing nothing. I'm just setting up a very normal square space website not a prank thing new He's gonna shoot you and I'm gonna use analytics use insights to my business, and learn where my site visits and sales are coming from. That's pretty cool. I'm gonna improve my website and build marketing strategy based on top keywords, our popular products and content on my prank website, the prank site to love you.
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Starting point is 00:35:07 This show is sponsored by BetterHelp Yeah, I don't know JPC. Thank you for meeting me in the middle of the woods here I am sort of at an empaths. I can't decide whether or not to go this way or this way I'm having a hard time choosing a path. You know, they're they're never truly is a middle of the woods Isn't it funny to think about something like that You know, there never truly is a middle of the woods. Isn't it funny to think about something like that? Like, there never truly is a middle of the woods. No, this is the middle. Okay, this is it.
Starting point is 00:35:31 Addle, can you help? Yeah, actually, so as per Robert Frost, I don't know if you know his poems. He has a poem called Better Help. I believe this is written in the 1800s, but it still stands true today more than ever. Aaron, you should try better help. Have you heard of this?
Starting point is 00:35:45 You seen this? Mm-hmm. Because sometimes Aaron and life were faced with tough choices and the path forward isn't always clear. Whether you're dealing with decisions around career relationships, being stuck in the middle of the woods, therapy helps you stay connected to what you, ow, ow, sorry, that also does so fast.
Starting point is 00:36:02 Therapy helps you stay connected to what you really want while you navigate life and the woods. Hmm, and better help is entirely online, so it's designed to be convenient, flexible, and suited to your schedule. I've been using it for several years, and it suits the way that my brain works way better than traditional therapy ever did. And when Aaron says traditional therapy, just so everyone's clear, what she means is
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Starting point is 00:37:14 Bye, baby. Am home. Who are we? What is this? I, uh, clink, clink, clink. Excuse me, ladies and gentlemen. I just want to make a quick toast to, What is this? What is this? I, clink, clink, clink. Excuse me, ladies and gentlemen, I just want to make a quick toast to,
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Starting point is 00:38:58 click. I'm going to click. And we're back. More hate riddleful riddle. Current score is here in 5, addle 4. It's really hard to keep track of these. We're on number 14, so can that math be right? Doesn't matter. Here we go. I came back from the dead, I'm a miracle. Yeah, I'm a miracle. We keep resetting you like the good place.
Starting point is 00:39:20 This is the cutest thing I've ever heard. This is so really fucked. I'm a miracle. Thank you, Aaron. I'm a miracle. I'm a miracle! Thank you, Aaron. I'm a miracle. I'm a miracle. I'm a miracle. Aww.
Starting point is 00:39:28 Let's get this piece one. I love you. I'm a miracle. I'm a miracle. I'm a miracle. Aww. Let's get this piece one. I love you.
Starting point is 00:39:36 I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you.
Starting point is 00:39:44 I love you. I love you. I love Ricky, I am a sentient basketball hoop. Uh huh. And my name's Miracle, and I'm a sentient blender. I'm a I'm a cousin. We all keep score. Yeah, we all keep score. We settle scores. Yeah, we settle scores.
Starting point is 00:39:59 Let's get this quif one. I almost did the voice again. Okay. Thigh shouts bequeath the bequeathment. The I shant repudiate. If you give a give a give a if you. Um, the I shant repudiate, I think is the important part here. If you can get that I'm not going to repeat myself. Um, no. I'm not going to what is a
Starting point is 00:40:23 repudiate to repudate means to. What's the genre of movie? So not what I said. No, I know. To repudate is to pudeate again. Mafia. Mafia. I'm gonna make him an offer.
Starting point is 00:40:35 He can't refuse. That's too good of a head. Damn, tie it up. Five, five. Thy shallots. Anyone want a smoothie? Miracle, I would love it. Can I just say, you're a miracle?
Starting point is 00:40:48 Every time I make a smoothie, it comes out all basketballs. Wee! Cuckuckuckuckuckuckuckuckuckuckuckuckuckuckuckuckuckuck! Oh no, my basketball. Oh, shoot. Oh, shoot. Oh, shoot.
Starting point is 00:41:00 Shoot the ball. What a love people do with me. Shoot, shoot, shoot. Do you hear about Nick Cage killing that casting? I did hear about that. Well turns out he was really a Paul Jenner. He didn't mean to do it. Oh Strawberry smoothies. Yeah, please. Paired in my net. Is this podcast a little Are we so far up our own asses that we've made a Almost certainly are we so far up our own asses that we've made
Starting point is 00:41:30 Unlistenable content sure there's still one person out there that is just as weird as us you listen But we're almost begging them to stop this Where's your shawry? I'm a blender I'm a sendin scurvy if there was a cruel god. He would stop recording this podcast Audio daddy. No All right, okay, all right another one serious. The shout retort Stop recording this podcast. Audio daddy. No. All right, okay, all right, another one. Serious, serious.
Starting point is 00:41:47 The I Shall Retort. The I Shall Retort. Wait, you shall not pass. No, the I Shall Retort. That's good, that's it. Just the I Shall Retort. You can't handle the truth. The I Shall Retort.
Starting point is 00:41:59 I'll be back. I'll be back. I'll be back. The Inaxistence hints for me. I'ma come back. I'ma come back.ine existence hints for me. I'ma come back. I'm gonna circle background. I'ma let you finish. I'ma make like a boob ring and come on back to where this is.
Starting point is 00:42:12 I wanna see a scene. Yes. Aaron, you are Jebus Kaispe and Jebus Kaispe. Yep. And you are on the crucifix, and this is getting weird. And... No, we're safe. We're still good.
Starting point is 00:42:28 How about I'm not there yet? I'm famously not knowledgeable about the Christian faith. I can't wait to hear you do all of it. But doesn't Jesus come back on Easter? He's like, he rolls a rock and he hands him a rolling rock and he's dying before that. Yeah, so this is Jesus, this is... This is Jesus having one more conversation
Starting point is 00:42:46 with Judas who'll be played by Japs and you're letting Judas know basically that you'll be back, even if you shall perish. Hey bud. Oh, you're a shepherd. First of all, I forgive you. Don't know what you mean. Really?
Starting point is 00:43:01 Okay. Judas. Yeah, I did. Buddy. I did Buddy? I did it for 30 pieces over Yeah I wanna hug it out Because I forgive you I'm a die for you who's dead I don't know if I can hug you just because of kind of your arm please
Starting point is 00:43:12 Okay just can you I thought we would not acknowledge that Okay We're trying not to offend Shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh I'll just hug your post How about that? Um, okay bud, hey bud
Starting point is 00:43:24 Yeah I'm happy to die for your sin Okay, I'm a good guy No, you know what you're really making me feel like a piece of shit Well, you are kind of a piece of shit. Well, what the fuck are you a good guy or am I a piece of shit? Can you keep it down? Hey, Bradis, what did you keep it down? What's my name? Bradis and your freeze? Okay, don't wear it out. Um, but just I'm gonna be back. Okay. I'm gonna rise up. Um, I'll be back. And then I'm gonna rise up. Okay, we're gonna get sued over.
Starting point is 00:43:51 Wait, am I a character and will you come back? Will you come back? Baraka? No. Um, be kidding. You're a Barabbas. Uh, the people love you. Like the tricks? Barabbas? Silly Barabbas? Keep guessing. Uh, it's okay. The rabbit the people love you like the tricks Rat chili for abyss keep guessing It's okay. Hey guess what we're cool or cool I'm gonna be back and I don't want it to be awkward when I come back
Starting point is 00:44:13 I just wanted to clear the air before I go okay happy to die for your sin Can I be on how with you what yeah, what am I still gonna get into ancient normal hawk is I don't know You know what you know because I'm dying for your sins You just need to ask for forgiveness. By the way, just make sure that no one does anything hateful in the name of me. I'm actually a pretty good guy and I'm preaching love and doing good things for other people.
Starting point is 00:44:33 I'm a woman. Make sure no one home a phobic or nightmarish. I'm gonna give you a lie for like three more years because I'm already 12 and people have to be about 15. Can you like write it down though that like maybe don't hate people and being a Christian about helping people. I don't know man You're 12 years old. Oh you berabas. I'm sure it's not something that like rich people used to just justify terrible actions Okay, okay, bravis is hit ago. I feel like you're not hearing what I'm saying
Starting point is 00:44:56 I'm worried about my like I see starting panic. I can see I fucked a loaf of bread I can only see I fucked a loaf of bread. See, you know all about Barabbas, right? Oh, yeah. It's actually Barabbas the rapper. I mean, I play station one video game. Perrepa the rapper. Vine existence hints forth, be tantamount to receptacles of truffles.
Starting point is 00:45:21 Chocolate life is like a box of chocolate. Life is like a mushroom. Life is like a box of chocolate. Life is like a mushroom. Life is like a bunch of mushrooms. Varacity being not twist. How about there have you ever done mushrooms? Oh yeah, many many many. I did them a few times in college and it was great and then I did them one time when I moved to Chicago and I laid in the bathtub thinking my brain was melting. Oh yeah, very good. So I haven't done them since. I've said this many times, but I feel like I've aged out of drugs because I've been sober for so long now that it's just been like, I don't
Starting point is 00:45:50 think I will ever go back to drugs because I think it's just been too long. I'm never going back to drugs. Six years? Yes. Yeah. So, or five years or something like that. That's amazing. A.J. drugs sounds like a real young son. Did you have a mushroom experience that like sticks out in your head? I've never done it. Yeah, I've had so many fun mushroom experiences. I mean, mushrooms are a great drug because they last a long time and they're relatively cheap. I think it was like 35 bucks and you're like tripping for eight hours, it was phenomenal.
Starting point is 00:46:21 There's so many, so many great ones. I think I've told this one on the podcast before, but I told you about the treasure map that we're like, oh yeah, yeah. I think you told that on a Patreon. So that's an incentive to go listen. Oh, no, but I don't know that it's one of my favorite stories. The time about when I was hired on mushrooms I called my mom. No. So we were, it was in high school just after high school, but I was with friends from high school. And we And they were taking missions the first time, I take a mission, it was a bunch of times, so I was like helping them out and like guiding them along.
Starting point is 00:46:49 And they were thirsty, and I was like, let's just go into this hard work store. We were outside, I was like, let's just go into this hard work store. It's totally fine, we can do this. We'll just buy drinks for their drinks. Yeah, well it's just like a soda, whatever. It was a hard work store on the corner.
Starting point is 00:47:00 I'm like, let's just go in, buy a drink, and get out. It will be easy. And I was like, guys, it's so fucking easy. It's no one knows that we're high, let's just go in. And as get out. It will be easy. And they're like, oh, that was like, guys, it's so fucking easy. It's no one knows that we're high. Let's just go in. And as right as we were going to go in the automatic doors, open up, and I grabbed them both, and I go, everyone in this store can hear your thoughts.
Starting point is 00:47:13 So I pushed them into the door. And then we were going back to his house later the night, and it was his house. And we were supposed to go down to his basement, which was like through his garage, but his dad was in the kitchen. So we were outside of his house and we could see his dad in the kitchen
Starting point is 00:47:29 and he was like, I can't fucking talk to my dad right now because we're so high, like I cannot talk to my dad. And I was like, yes, you can. Just go right past it. Like, hey, dad, we're just hanging out and just go to the basement. Like that's, your dad won't care. Like that's all he'll want.
Starting point is 00:47:40 And he's like, no, like, what if he tries to talk to me? He'll know, I'll get freaked out, I can't do it. And I was like, to show you how easy it is. I will right now call my mom, who is in Hawaii at the time. I'll just call my mom and have a normal conversation with her and show you how easy it is. And so in between me doing that, I got, died by my mom to like call, to call her to, you know,
Starting point is 00:48:01 whatever. And in between me doing that and me like, remembering what the fuck I was doing, I was like, hey mom, she's like, what's going on? I was like, not much. to call her to do whatever. And in between me doing that and me remembering what the fuck I was doing, I was like, hey mom, she's like, what's going on? I was like, not much. Oh, I'm on mushroom. Sorry.
Starting point is 00:48:11 Oh no. Your mom seems like the most relaxed chill person though. She was fine with that. I had done mushrooms before too. Has she done mushrooms? Has she told you last time she was doing this? Yes, but I mean, she never did that. She did that when she was in the college. Sure. Did you guys ever watch the web series, but I mean she she didn't she never did that she did that like when she was in a college and so yeah
Starting point is 00:48:26 Did you guys ever watch the web series dorm life? No, no used to love it in high school It's my all-time favorite web series, but there are anybody we'd know in it like um Yeah, a few people like I think some of them went on to write for like a rest of development. They're all like pretty big Oh, I know I know all those writers from I know I also want the one of the women from Edward Sharp and the magnetic zeros was an actor's assistant. She's so funny in it. But there is a quote in it that my friend, and I used to say all the time,
Starting point is 00:48:52 and it was a guy drunk calling his mom, and all of it was the whole clip of the cut too, was him just going, my dick is out right now. That sucks. That sucks. My go mom, my dick is out right now. That's awful My dick is out right now. That's awful. That just reminds me of that.
Starting point is 00:49:09 I'm gonna eyeewast, good. Okay. I'm fucking. You're a miracle. How do you get eyeewast, get into a scoreboard? I didn't ask for it. Veracity, be not within thou comprehension. Veracity.
Starting point is 00:49:24 Veracity, be not within thou comprehension. Um, veracity? Veracity. Be not within thou comprehension. You can't handle the truth. You can't handle the truth. Yes, my friend. We keep guessing that we're coming next. Unurfed, it route, existence, doth sprout. My finds away.
Starting point is 00:49:40 My finds away. Nice. You're crushing me. My finds away. Thou sh shall take with the spiritual energy Now shall take with the spiritual energy you got soul You're taking spiritual energy with you. I'm someone who's saying have this take the spiritual and also with you
Starting point is 00:50:03 Spiritual and close to that and also with you. So what would be spiritual energy? May the force be with you. May the force be with you. Nice. Yeah, some of these are pretty hard. And also with you Star Wars. And also with you Star Wars. Church of Star Wars now it's more popular.
Starting point is 00:50:16 Disney bought church. Disney bought church. Disney freaking would by church. Disney would buy church. Did you know? Other people would start going to church and be like it by church. Disney would buy church. Did you? Other people would start going to church. They'd be like, it's awesome. It's Disney now.
Starting point is 00:50:27 It's smell, they pump cookies. No. No clocks, pump cookies. Um, did you, uh, Pub cookies sounds like something that, like a gas station tried out one weekend and it did not work. Well, I wasn't there to tell them that they're doing great. They sell crown of thorns hats.
Starting point is 00:50:44 Um, pump cookies. Jake, were you in the green room when Rob was were doing great. They sell Crown of Thorns hats. At the pump cookies. J.S. were you in the green room when Rob was talking about his daughter? Yes. So I don't know if you're there in the new screen room. Rob's daughter is obsessed with Darth Vader. Yeah. So she started watching the Star Wars movies and she's obsessed with Darth Vader and like all the villains in any Disney movie.
Starting point is 00:50:59 But for some reason, started doing Cajun Darth Vader and it was like tickling me very hard. You wanna give us a little taste? Apple can do good Cajun because he does gambit on the show. Oh look, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, I'm on a photo. It's just water, boy. I'm gonna back it up, oh.
Starting point is 00:51:17 Come to the back of the death star. Okay, ready? All right. Oh, wait, I kind of wanna hear one more. Yeah, let's do one more. No, no, I wanna hear one more from you. Oh, it's dollars. right. Oh, wait, I kind of want to hear one more. Yeah, let's do one more. No, no, I want to hear one more from you. Oh, it's dollars. This is like, worth it.
Starting point is 00:51:29 I'm so glad I asked you. This is too dangerously close to like, jar jar big, actually, but, manifest the thy capital. Show me the money. Yeah. Show me the money. Momentum, put the...
Starting point is 00:51:41 You mean the moony. But, sure, I mean the moony. Momentum for the, an obligation you see. It's about family, fast and furious. Fast, kind of, is part of it, but that's not the original. No, it's my goal. Momentum for the, an obligation you see.
Starting point is 00:51:59 Momentum for the, oh, momentum. I'm here. An obligation for momentum. I feel the need for speed. Yeah, I feel the need for speed. I feel the need for speed. I feel the need for speed. I. An obligation for momentum. I feel the need for speed. Yeah, I feel the need for speed. Top gun. Diamond metal's fucking crushing it. For all of the realm, be it me at a tellm.
Starting point is 00:52:14 I'm the captain. I run the world. Oh, it's a- I'm the captain world. No, it's not the captain world. I'm the king of the world. I'm the king of the world. I give that one to Adam.
Starting point is 00:52:22 Apprehension of the by Aero by C, including the mongrel makes three. Ooh, what? One of five land and two of five dog. There's a dog part. Oh, there's a dog in there. I love dogs. I love dogs.
Starting point is 00:52:38 Can you say it again? Apprehension of the by Aero by C, including the mongrel makes three. Um, I'm gonna get you in your little dog too. I'll get you my pretty and your little dog too. And I just watched Wizard of Oz. Oh, that's from that. Uh, thine life be not over, thou is a gas to discover.
Starting point is 00:53:03 Thine has only grown bolder. Hmm. Okay. I'm a big kid now. What? A death is just the beginning of life. Uh, no. Thine life be not over. You're not there. Thou is a ghast to discover.
Starting point is 00:53:17 Thine is only grown bolder. Only grown bolder. Star. It didn't, doesn't die. Hmm. What's the genre of movie? I don't know I don't even know what movie this is from What but is it a quote? No, yeah, you would know like every one of these quotes run bolder brave something about brave
Starting point is 00:53:38 The few I mean some of these don't think we're movie quotes. Oh, what? Oh, what? Oh, I don't know. I don't know if this is a movie quote. Anyway, it's what doesn't kill you makes you stronger. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger?
Starting point is 00:53:59 Yeah, it's a Kelly Clarks. It's like, what doesn't kill you makes you stronger? Better, faster, harder. But before the, of course, lay, an array for the way, Thine Alex the infrequent surveyed. What was the last word? I'm just a girl,
Starting point is 00:54:15 standing in front of a boy, asking him for love her. Is that it? No. This is not a movie quote. This, this, these must just be quotes. Some of these are just quotes.
Starting point is 00:54:24 Before the of course lay, an array for the way, line a Lex, the infrequently surveyed. The path is clear. It's like about a path. The path is clear. But not a path. The path that a path was chosen. Road.
Starting point is 00:54:39 The road was traveled. Yes, a better road. Is that a road? This is for a path. It's for a path. Two roads and a path two pants in a row. A German road for a day and he'll road for life. Yeah, he'll road for life. Okay, this one, I just want to give a
Starting point is 00:54:56 striped shall be scanned for a singular skimp for the son of the masses, a hop shall be massive That's one giant leap from mankind one giant leap for That's one giant leap from mankind. That's one giant leap from mankind. I love coach. I love coach He just doubled down that's one giant leap from mankind and he thinks about it goes oh fuck And that's one Leap giant leap from mankind fuck. Uh, and that's one. I leave gently for my god. That's one. Johnny from the back.
Starting point is 00:55:27 I'm here yet. And that's one. I leave for me. I fucked it. I fucked it. Can they hear me on the moon? Speaking of hearing us on the moon, you know that moon famously has a effect on waves, title waves.
Starting point is 00:55:41 Waves are typically found where? Do it. Do it. Get to it. The beach. Come on. You can do it do it get to it the beach come on you can do it out I'll get there get there. I'm Really you're kind of close really fuck I bifte it I bifte it okay. No, no go back to bif bif bif It goes to go back to the future okay the future of earth would be
Starting point is 00:56:00 He death he death yeah the star of heat besides uh... heat death heat death yeah the star of heat uh... besides the nearer the chicken for now kill the okay you put uh... this into a kill to me rocks uh... and tiny rocks that they're broken up our sand divorced sand is here sand is here let's do a sandbox see well it's unseasonably warm outside you know i think i want to do what Hey, Rick, go Rick, go Rick, go Rick, go Rick, go Rick, go Rick, go Rick, go Rick, go Rick, go Rick, go Rick, go Rick, go Rick, go Rick, go Rick, go Rick, go Rick, go Rick, go Rick, go Rick, go Rick, go Rick, go Rick, go Rick, go Rick, go Rick, go Rick, go Rick, go Rick, go Rick, go Rick, go Rick, go Rick, go Rick, go Rick, go Rick, go Rick, go Rick, go Rick, go Rick, go Rick, go Rick, go Rick, go Rick, go Rick, go Rick, go Rick, go Rick, go Rick, go Rick, go Rick, go Rick, go Rick, go Rick, go Rick, go Rick, go Rick, go Rick, go Rick, go Rick, go Rick, go Rick, go Rick, go Rick, go Rick, go Rick, go Rick, go Rick, go Rick, go Rick, go Rick, go Rick, go Rick, go Rick, go Rick, go Rick, go Rick, go Rick, go Rick, go Rick, go Rick, go Rick, go Rick, go Rick, go Rick, go Rick, go Rick, go Rick, go Rick, go Rick, go Rick, go Rick, go Rick, go Rick, go Rick, go Rick, go Rick, go Rick, go Rick, go Rick, go Rick, go Rick, go Rick, go Rick, go Rick, go Rick, go Rick, go Rick, go Rick, go Rick, go Rick, go Rick, go Rick, go Rick, go Rick, go Rick, go Rick, go Rick, go Rick, go Rick, go Rick, go Rick, go Rick, go Rick, go Rick, go Rick, go Rick, go Rick, go Rick, go Rick, go Rick, go Rick, go Rick, go Rick, go Rick, go Rick, go, go Rick, go Rick, go Rick, go Rick, go Rick, go Rick, go's so well written. Oh, there you go. There you go. There you go.
Starting point is 00:56:46 Honestly, I read the room wrong. I saw it with a friend. I did not know what it was going to be about. And we get into the movie theater. And I think it's like some sort of like post-apocalyptic. They're trapped in space. And then like 10 minutes in a go. Oh, is this about, she's like, yeah.
Starting point is 00:56:58 I'm like, ew. No. No. A nightmare. No. Anyway, hi, Sandy. Hi, Sandy. This is the Sandbox. Yeah, I know. It's my Sandbox, and you're in it. Anyways, hi, Sandy. Hi, Sandy, this is the Sandbox.
Starting point is 00:57:05 Yeah, I know, it's my Sandbox and you're in it. Oh, well, welcome. Thank you for the room. I'm covered in sand. Who knows if I'm wearing anything on here. Woohoo! That'll remain a secret for the whole segment. Uh, Sandy, why don't you hit us with some sweet puzzles?
Starting point is 00:57:19 Yeah, yeah, that's what we do in the Sandbox. We make some puzzles. So, what I was saying, I'll make you feel like a fucking asshole. No, no, no, no, no. Try to toss it to you. I don't know, I'm gonna space. They missed each other, so they're just getting all excited. It's like two dogs, sniffing each other up.
Starting point is 00:57:33 All right, so the deal here is I'm gonna give you some movies. And, but I'm gonna give you clues for movies where one word has been turned into a homophone. So for example, if I said, we don't agree with homophone, yeah. B-T, homobic. HUBBOY. So if I said dog wins game in hair its fortune, you would say air bud. Because it's a dog.
Starting point is 00:57:54 Air bud. Air bud. So it sounds the same. Someone read that movie. It's like King Ralph, but for a dog. I read that movie wrong. All right, you ready? Yes. Here we go read that movie wrong. A little bit of time. All right, you ready?
Starting point is 00:58:05 Yes, here we go. Red-headed orphan carries a lot of stuff. Annie Hall. Annie Hall. Annie Hall. Annie Hall. That's so funny. Destroying Phoenix and all its surroundings.
Starting point is 00:58:20 Destroying Phoenix. Raising Arizona. Wow, hell's crushing it. It's just slaying, man.'t you're good at stuff like this. I'll just smart your brain so big Lady finds a penny Penny Marshall rich woman pretty woman Lady in the sense sense of a woman sent of a woman of a woman. Sent of a woman. Sent of a woman. Not all of.
Starting point is 00:58:43 Who are? A rooster story. Chicken Ron, a rooster story. A rooster story. A rooster story. Now, here, now things are gonna slow down. Because, now we're gonna take it easy. Okay, let's, let me give you a chance. So, I know the story.
Starting point is 00:59:01 Tale. But, a rooster story. Chicken tale. Duck tale. Oh, Rooster Story. Chicken Tale. Duck Tale. Oh, Chip and Dale. Chicken Tale. I can give you the actual movie came out. Sure, why not?
Starting point is 00:59:10 I can do that by guessing, because I don't actually, I would say 86. Oh boy. Oh boy. A Rooster Story. A Rooster Story. American Tale. Rocky? 88.
Starting point is 00:59:21 I was wrong. 88. Very close. Is it Dale? So what about tails ring? So cock. American tail. Is it cock? Cocktail? Cocktail.
Starting point is 00:59:29 Cocktail with Tom. Got it. Is it cock? Is it cock? Is it cock? That's every time I go in for my physical. The doctor checks her her hand. I go, is it cock?
Starting point is 00:59:41 Feasting, hunting, adoring. Feasting. Pinker Taylor's love. You pray love. Eat, pray. Praise the word. Yes, you pray love. Beavers build in New York. Beavers build in New York.
Starting point is 00:59:54 Damn. Damn shame. Damn Yankees. Damn Yankees. Good work. You got one. I got one. I love damn Yankees.
Starting point is 01:00:02 Is that musical? I love when a bunch of men are singing. Huh? That's my favorite kind of musical I love when a bunch of men are singing. Huh? That's my favorite kind of musical. Oh, like ton of men are on stage. Then why do you keep going to strip clubs? Oh, well, that's a completely unrelated part
Starting point is 01:00:13 of my personality. But an important part of my personality. Procession at a canine wedding. Procession. Follow the bride. Procession for a culture. Procession at a canine wedding. Dog day afternoon, dog. Precession for, okay. Sure. Precession and a C9 for you. Five.
Starting point is 01:00:26 Dog day afternoon, dog. Precession, what's another, okay so. My best dog's wedding. Mm. Run away dog. Mm. Precession. My best dog's wedding is the ring.
Starting point is 01:00:37 Sandy is precession the word that we're queuing into here. Yeah, precession's not quite a synonym for the word I'm looking for, but where does precession take place? What part of the room? I'll go on I'll be I'll be I'll be dogmas. I love dogs. I love dogs. I love dogs. I love dogs. Remember that movie. Yeah, that's great. I liked it. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:00:57 This one is a little hometown pride Northwesterns time atop the college rankings Northwesterns time, wild cats? No. Northwesterns, Mascar. It's also an album as well as a movie. Album. Northwesterns time atop the top. Would it say that one more time?
Starting point is 01:01:15 Northwesterns time atop the college rankings. And this is father of the bride. And it's also an album. I wanna say it's a movie, The Marshall Mathers EP. So North Washington is famously Chicago. Chicago. Purple.
Starting point is 01:01:33 Purple Rose of Cairo. Purple, the color purple. The color purple. Like, purple rain. Purple rain. See, they rain. They rain. They rain.
Starting point is 01:01:42 You got it? I see. Yeah, there's the waters of like Minnetonka. Okay, so the rest of these are ones that I got from people on Twitter, I post, put this theme out on Twitter and a lot of course, I'm sorry. Ah, so Sandy, you've begun to, so contract with crowds of people.
Starting point is 01:01:58 What we do, which is run out of riddles and then have our fans write them for us. Yeah, very smart, very smart. Very savvy. Yeah. Okay. So the same type of game. It's exactly the same.
Starting point is 01:02:10 I just want to give some credit to each one. So this is from Daniel. Conflicts between Ringo and special prosecutor Ken. Oh, what is happening here? Barbie Beatles. Rockstar. Popstar. Confessions of a teenage probably.
Starting point is 01:02:25 Ken Star was the Clinton prosecutor. Uh-huh. So if it's a conflict from Ken to Jim, what's the... What is the other one? Ringo? Ringo. Star Wars. Heard of it. Something with Ken.
Starting point is 01:02:39 We're done. Star Wars? Yeah. Oh, Ringo as well. As Ringo and Ken. Star, uh, stars his name. Yeah, theyingo Edson. Star, he knows stars his name. Yeah, they're fighting. So, naturalized, this is from Adam.
Starting point is 01:02:51 Naturalized walking stick. Naturalized walking stick. Naturalized walking stick. It's amazing. That's great. That's it. Adol, turn off your brain. You know that thing where I hit you in the head and you're bad at these for a couple
Starting point is 01:03:03 minutes to be dead? Yeah, doctors said I have 10 concussions. Hey, Spider-Man. You know that thing where I hit you in the head and you're bad at these for a couple minutes. Can we do that? Yeah, doctors that I have tanking cussions. Hey, Spider-Man. You're remembering that wrong. For all those concussions. Turn off the dark moment. Doorframe is from PG. Doorframe on a rocket.
Starting point is 01:03:15 Doorframe on a rocket. Boy, gravity. What would be another name for a lean to? A doorframe on a... That's another word for a door frame. Oh Entryway door frame um door frame on a rocket
Starting point is 01:03:36 door frame on a rocket. I know I know it's Space ship something ship. Well, no, no space space. Space jam jam Jam with a jam. Yeah space jam. space jam. Jam, jam with a beat. Jam, yeah, space jam. Space jam. Never space jam. It's a fun. Space no one can hear you, Jim. Yep. From Michael, thieves that also stole
Starting point is 01:03:54 parsley, sage, and rosemary. King. Okay, paris. Those are all spices. Right. Spice robbers. Well, not only are they all spices, but they're all part of a quartet of spices.
Starting point is 01:04:04 So what's left? Parsley, said and rosemary. Time. Time being it's amazing. Fun. Biography. Who did this one? Thank you. Sabin. Biography of a cobbler. Fuck you, save it. Next, Sabin. Next, Sabin, new piece of shit. Call it scoosh. I'm sorry, I missed it. Biography of a cobbler. Cobbler. Pi. Biography. I'm sorry you missed it biography of a cobbler cobbler pie Biographical she story and not that kind of she got what the first American pie
Starting point is 01:04:35 My husband life of pie life of pie All right from Jen tricky from Jen we have uLong online tea site tweb T internetline. I like this one. Online. Dr. T in the website. So, ulong online. Safari, T-Safari, T-T. So, what do you call something that's like an online version of something?
Starting point is 01:04:59 What do you say before it? WWW. Worldwide Web. Sure, like, if you had, if you're sending letters online, they are not mail, they are. E-T-E-T-E-T. Wow, that's good. That's such a good one.
Starting point is 01:05:11 Who did that one? Uh, that was Jen. Oh, I love that one. Jen, Jen, fight me, fight me, fight me, so I can be close to you, Jen. Jen, just to feel your hands. I want to be bruised by you, Jen. Oh, if I can fight me.
Starting point is 01:05:24 Jen, beat me, beat the shit out of me, Jen. It's got so weird. I'm so sorry, you guys. I think that one's my fault. Reptiles cover a flat grassland from Marika. Reptiles cover a flat grassland. Desert. Flat grassland.
Starting point is 01:05:41 Flat grass. Plain. Plain white cheese. Go on, Rexes. Plain white tea Rexes. Go. Plain. Plain, white, cheese. Go on, Rexes. Plain, white, tea, Rexes. Go on, so there's a mix on the plane. There it is. Nice.
Starting point is 01:05:50 Um, just, I love it. First rinks, reptiles? Yeah, so that in theaters. So that's your plan. Right there? Yeah, sure. Yeah, sure. I mean, they're not fungi, they're, they're not mammals.
Starting point is 01:06:01 What else is on there? Anything else? All right. What did, what the wind did at a swimming hole? What the wind did at a swimming hole? Twist. As swimming hole. What is the?
Starting point is 01:06:13 What the wind did at a swimming hole? Oh, oh, oh, I know this. Oh, wait, Aaron knows it. Let's stop. No, no, no, no. Let's all look at Aaron. It's all look at Aaron. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Swimming hole pond on golden pond 1980 and the sequel is 1991. There's sequel Alien it stars. Wind juice for blue. That's blow well
Starting point is 01:06:51 It what it did what it did blue blue. Blown. Jasmine blue. Jasmine blue. Those blue waters Blue blue. Lookin blue. Look good. Here. We got it I'm full a little help from our friends Um, a little help from our friends. But a guy, a Ringo Star Wars. Got a few more. A guy who has a possession, guy who has possession of a visibly embarrassed star of adventures in babysitting. This is from Ryan.
Starting point is 01:07:14 What? Do you say that one more time? Guy who has possession of a visibly embarrassed star of adventures in babysitting. Elizabeth Schuh owner? Shy, visibly embarrassed. Yeah Who is I don't know the star of shoe was Elizabeth shoe So it's the owner of Elizabeth shoe, but she's visibly embarrassed. Yeah, shy shoe. So if if
Starting point is 01:07:39 Red shoe, Red shoe diaries. Red shoes. Red shoes, right? Red shoes. Red shoes. March, Mercedes favorite film. Oh no, it's not. It's a movie with the title we made be, don't know this movie. Red shoes. No, we got it. You've got red shoes. Red shoes of Cairo.
Starting point is 01:07:55 It's with Tom Hanks. Oh. 1985. Yes, sleepless in the Red shoe. Philadelphia Red shoes. The man with one. Red shoe. Red shoe.
Starting point is 01:08:04 Red shoe. We're in with one, Ratu, where? Man with one, Ratu. I don't know that one. No, that one. No, big Ratu. 47 Rotten Tomatoes, Ratu Unhatch. All right.
Starting point is 01:08:12 PG, erotic recordings developed in alkaline solutions. Fuck batteries. Eurotic recordings? So you've seen my script. ASMR, Snuff, alkaline solutions. Battery juice. alkaline solutions would be Acids. Saltwater. So you've seen my script. ASMR Snuff. Alcoline Solutions.
Starting point is 01:08:25 Alcoline Solutions would be Acids. Saltwater. It's like an acid. Acid. It's like an acid. Poison. Acid. Acid.
Starting point is 01:08:35 Acid. Erosion. Mercury. Erotic. What? Erotic recordings developed in Alcoline Solutions. Sexolism videos here. We got it.
Starting point is 01:08:44 Nice. There it is. All right, last one. This is my favorite from Violet. Angry Apple computers. Mad Max. Boom. Boom. That's a good one. That's from the D to the D. Violet.
Starting point is 01:08:56 Violet. Violet. Well done, Violet. Violet, you're turning Violet. I want you to find me Violet wherever I am in the world and just beat the crap out of me. That's fucking quite me. My friends can fucking fight me. These are amazing. Sandy, these are so great.
Starting point is 01:09:09 Thank you so much to all of the contributors. Anything to plug. Oh yeah, what are you up to? Yeah, you can always find me on Twitter at pzlr. I post puzzles there every day, every weekday. And then mysteryleague.com is where you can learn about all the games that I make which are available for corporate team building. If you're in Chicago, you should check out the Escapes Outpost and the Basement of the Games Cafe where the last defender is being run as well as
Starting point is 01:09:36 nobody load stock, which is a new game that we're made. We've made. Oh yeah. Very cool. And working people by sandbox shirts. Mm-hmm. You open up the tracker card, you show us. That's right. Too many. I have one, I'm wearing it.
Starting point is 01:09:49 I've been wearing it for a year, waiting for people to ask me to. So you can buy that for a thousand dollars. Perfect. And let me just say it stinks. Please take it off me. Thank you so much. We're going to put you back inside this bottle.
Starting point is 01:10:02 We're going to cork it up and we're going to toss Sandy into the ocean. And if we're metrified him again, I will find him again. Bye. Bye. Hey, Rick, oh, Rick. Oh, Rick. Oh, Rick. Oh, Rick.
Starting point is 01:10:16 Oh, Rick. Oh, Rick. Oh, Rick. Oh, Rick. Oh, Rick. Oh, Rick. Oh, Rick. Oh, Rick.
Starting point is 01:10:24 Oh, Rick. Oh, Rick. Oh, Rick. Oh, Rick. Oh, Rick. Mother fucker. He's with his son. A fan drew you know let me look it up because it's important. A fan drew. So a fan drew and that's all we're here of that until later. Adel you have anything to plug? Yes, I want to say to check out Magic Tavern has a bunch of content at Stitcher Premium. We have offices in bosses season three. We have a spin-tax series. We have a board game series called Earth Games where we play Earth Games. One of the guests is our own Aaron Keefe. Aaron, what did we play? We played something.
Starting point is 01:10:53 We played Clue, no, Monopoly. I can't remember. Oh, with me? We played Life. We played the game of Life. And Momma was an athlete. Momma was an athlete. Oh, and we played Scategories.
Starting point is 01:11:04 And Scategories. So Aaron's on two episodes, I forgot. So please check out that. It's an athlete. Oh, and we played scategories. And scategories. So, errands on two episodes, I forgot. So, please check out that. It's on St. St. St. Primium. I also want to give a quick shout out to the Instagram for my Kippies. That's Fries and Briscuit. The Instagram handle is Fries and Briscuit.
Starting point is 01:11:18 My girlfriend, Gemma, runs that account. And you can slowly see Briscuit or newer kitten getting fatter and fatter. This is a note about Sandy. So a fan, their Twitter handle is Moxie bottle. They drew us as the Heathers, which is hysterical. Oh, I love that piece of art. But then a listener named, my name is Grant, said, I think that makes Sandy Veronica and that feels right and that made me laugh.
Starting point is 01:11:48 That's fantastic. That's so hard. I was like, oh my god, we just corrupt Sandy. J.A.P. Anything you want to talk about? You can follow me on Twitter at J.P. So fly. I will never tweet anything funny, but I will scream at liberals.
Starting point is 01:12:00 So if you enjoy that, that's where you can find me. That's just the internet now Find me Aaron Keve to on Twitter to an Aaron Keve 10 on Instagram and Watch my web series. It's called welcome back You can find the link in my bio on my Instagram or just type in welcome back Aaron Keve and to YouTube and you can see all the episodes And again, I just want to give a straight up shout out to Damien from Pittsfield, Massachusetts Damien. Thank you so much for submitting these. We can be in the entire episode of Riddle.
Starting point is 01:12:28 These were fun. Um, did I ever tell you guys where my home planet is? Oh, where is it? Oh, can I guess? Um, well, let me guess first. Pluto. No. Not a planet.
Starting point is 01:12:39 Jupiter? Yeah, Jupiter. Wow, second guess. I'll be out. I'll buy forever. I guess it's just me. What do we talk about now? Casey, second guess. I'll be out, I'll buy forever. I guess it's just me. What do we talk about now? Casey Cuttett.
Starting point is 01:12:49 Huh? Play the music over this case. I have so much to say. No, you don't. I have unusual podcast. A plug? What if there's a podcast? Just with your podcast.
Starting point is 01:12:57 Three friends talking about movies. It just has your calling. Casey told me to be editing. I already parented in the music. That was a hitgun podcast. That was a Hitgun Podcast.

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