Hey Riddle Riddle - #85: EduCake

Episode Date: March 4, 2020

Happy Wednesday! Erin poses a modern etiquette question and we prove that ANYONE can write a Cake song. We dedicate the rest of the episode to Only Connect style riddles submitted by YOU! We also get to see if Peter Pan and Wolverine were combined and go on a date at a funeral home. If you want to send us some Only Connect style puzzles, email us at [e-mail]:Adal RifaiJohn Patrick CoanErin KeifEditing by: Casey ToneyTheme by: Arne ParrottLogo by: Emily Kardamis & Emmaline MorrisWant more? Get Weekly Bonus Eps on Patreon!Want merch? Visit our TeePublic Store!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is a headgun podcast. I'm Adel just promised to take me to Hawaii if I make it to 30. This is Hey Riddle Riddle. I'm Aaron. I'm Adel Refin. And I'm JPC. And I'm broke. JPC, where will you take me when I get make it to 30. This is Hey Riddle Riddle. I'm Aaron. I'm Adler Fine. And I'm JPC. And I'm broke. JPC, where would you take me if I get make it to 30?

That wasn't what I said. To be fair, I didn't say if you make it to 30. There are some caveats that I lay down and I said, if you meet those caveats, I'll take you to Hawaii. But I did not say if you make it to 30, I trust you are healthy and happy and we'll survive. Aaron, if you make it to 30 and I'll go on the record is saying this, I will take you to Red Lobster in Honolulu Hawaii. Oh my gosh. Like show in Hawaii.

I will not get you to Hawaii. Don't remember I'm 2021. I will get you there. I'll be on Skype. You can get there. I'll have a table for two. It'll be, we'll all go. Fuck you.

I want to go. It's for two. It's a table for two. I'm not going to be there. Uh, yeah, it would be fun to do a live show in Hawaii. I'm sure we could see if we have any listeners in Hawaii. I don't think that we can't possibly. Maybe we can ask some of our listeners to move there now.

Yeah, that's true. Start getting your life together. It starts moving too long. Now, what's all start getting our lives together and moving to Hawaii? I am. I did a, I've been to Hawaii and I saw cake performing Hawaii and I really love that band. What a, what a ruined vacation.

Oh man. We were wearing a short skirt along jacket. That's very pedestrian. Were you flying for distance? I was come, come commanding. Give me some deep cuts. Going for speed. I really like, what's that one?

It doesn't matter. I really like that band and I saw them in Hawaii and they were in a pretty small room and I was like, oh, it's weird to see like cake and like a very small, because I've seen them before in bigger venues. And I was like, oh no, it's just because this is Hawaii and like, they're here because they get to come to Hawaii and do a show here. Here's why I don't like cake. It sounds like beat poetry, talked over guitar.

Here's, here, anyone can write a cake song. Here, let me give, let me give you a sample. Okay, I'm gonna give you a baseline. Hashtag, anyone can write a cake song? Please send us your own cake songs on Twitter. Bump, bump, bump, bump. Got home last night. Don't quit into my closet, found my boots.

Snow boots with a lit, tall guy inside the boots. Put a virus lap in there. Took him out for breakfast. Boom. That's exactly why I do love cake. I don't like cake because it just feels like too big of a proportion.

I'd rather have a cupcake. My brownie. Good point. Good point. I don't like cake. I want a cupcake or brownie. That's my cake, so. Have your cake you eat it too?

A savory dessert. I think one of the reasons that I liked cake and continue to was I can't sing and or I am like, oh you can. That's a fucking this. Not a strong singer and neither is the guy from cake. He basically just beat poetry to music and so it was very easy to sing along to cake because not much singing required. TBC, can you do your kick song? Sure. Um, Adel, can you give him a little, uh, boom, tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt

I've got a car that drives electronically and the car functions with four tires. I touch the side and the sun beams glistening off the dash board of my brand new car. If your car is traveling down the road, don't worry. Thank you. That turned into a French nighter. If your car is driving down the road, don't worry. Thank you. That turned into a French night or day. If your car is driving down the road, don't worry. That was amazing. You guys, this is a really fun game. But these are new Swedish stuff.

See, there's bands I like that aren't, like I love Mike Dodie from Soulcoffing. Oh, yeah. But for whatever reason, Caches doesn't do it for me. And I like Soulcoffing as well. But boy, boy, I mean, yeah, I don't know. And it's, it's, it's, and I had a lesson thing, right? Like I was of a certain age when I got into cake. I was like in junior high and high school.

Yeah. Short skirt and long jacket was obviously on a lot of mixed tapes for me. And your mind. Love You Madly is like one of my favorite songs of all time. I love you madly, truly, deeply cherry, chicacos. That's awesome.

Yes. Sound guard, thank you. Arnie and I, Mike Doty is a big magic tavern fan. We, Arnie and I went saw him in Chicago. And he put Chant into one of his lyrics. It was very cool. What? Because he knew we were there, so he sang about Chant.

And I was like, don't want to run around in Chant. Run in Usador. Run around in Arnie. But I was like, at all is flipping out. Can I run something by you guys? Yes. Because I'm old man puzzles today, I can sort of do whatever I want. That's not how it goes.

I had a thought today about, it's like a modern etiquette question. Oh. Because at first I thought, oh, I think this is my number one pet peeve. Should I kiss my wife's mother and how much tongue should I use? That's what I was gonna say. Wait, hold on, repeat that. Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do. Should I kiss my wife's mother and use my tongue

or should I go to the bathroom and wipe my buns? That was my question. That should just be the episode. So I think it happened to me two times today I love this game. That should just be the episode. So I think it happened to me two times today and I said, okay, this is my new number one pet peeve. And then I went, you know what? This might actually be in a gray area.

Wait, wait, wait, wait. This is an etiquette question that happened to you two times today. Okay. Alright, we can add an analytic in guess as well. Sure. We said it's modern etiquette. Modern etiquette. Yes. Okay. Does this relate to text messaging? It's a not quite.

Okay, okay. Is this someone? Well, sort of it's a geezer. Is this someone bowing after Venmoing you? It often happens when we're not in the same room together. How would I know? Is this someone calling you, leaving a voicemail and the voicemail just says call me?

No, it is a calling etiquette. It is a calling etiquette. It is a calling etiquette. Calling you. This is when they answer the phone and go, they go, go for me. No, that's amazing. That person's a boss. Okay.

This is what it is. I give up. It's when someone calls you, you answer the phone, you go, hello, and they just launch into what they were, the reason why they call you without saying, hey, can you talk right now? And that happens so often. I was like, why in the last year and a half, two years, does that happen to me all the time?

Aaron, can I ask you was this like a sales goal? Was this so much right? No, no, this was. This is a friend. This is a friend. This is a friend. My phone shattered today. So someone...

We saw you yesterday. Yeah, you did. It's good to know. I will say somehow Aaron texted me and said, I just dropped my phone and it shattered in two million pieces, I'm so sad. Oh, she's holding up her phone, it shattered in a million pieces,

so I'm so sorry for donna here. Oh, well, can I say? May I say? The tips of my fingers are bloody. What? How did you drop your phone? How did you drop your phone? Because I'm texting. You were texting and dropped your phone to your fingers, buddy. No, I texting on a shattered phone. And that's

making her fingers bleed. Hold on. She's texting on a shadder. Phone. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, that's an A. James Bond song. Blood finger. No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to text. also, I don't mean to throw any loved ones under the bus, but my family members do this. Sean does this to me all the time. But I realize that, I don't know.

In an old world that makes so much sense to go like, hey, can you talk right now? Are you like, hey, are you free? And then go, okay, these are the things I need to talk to you about rather than like, hey, so I went to the grocery store and X, Y, and Z. And I realized it's because people just so assume

that if you're busy at all, you're not gonna answer the phone, right? That's very fair. That's very fair. So you're both in wrong. Right, like I, at first I was just like fuming about it and I was like, why did we just stop doing that? And I went, oh, I feel like it is a sort of a social thing that we are like

more understanding about people not entering the phone because we just assume that means they're busy. Yeah, why would you answer it? To me, it is weird to see the phone is ringing. See it's like your one of your parents or loved one or something. Right. And then answer the phone and then be like,

I can't talk right now. I understand the aspect of like, my, if anyone in my family calls me, something's wrong. Because they know I've made it very clear to text me unless there's an issue because I hate talking on the phone. Like even if we order, if Gem and I order,

deliver you something, I'll be like, can you call? And she's like, I'm so busy and I'm like, I will not call. I hate talking on the phone so much that when I schedule a time to talk on the phone with someone, the first thing that I say to that person is, is now still a good time, hoping that they will be like, it's not anymore. Absolutely. Perfect. I will say, I never on the other end of the things, I never, if I call someone, say, can

you talk right now? I will typically say like, like if you answer and say hello, I'll say like, hey, Erin, it's Adel, how's it going? Or I'll make the smallest bit of small talk to gauge you and give you an opportunity, and then I would go into my thing. So I might say like, hey, I wanted to talk to you about, hey, Roodle, whatever that might be. I might say, do you have a moment?

Yeah, I feel like a lot of people do, and I may be because it's like a lot. It's usually people who are pretty comfortable with me, but it like, I do think, I mean, you hit the nail on the head, it's like my anxiety brain of assuming that something's wrong. But when I realize it's just like a business-y thing, then I go like, oh shoot, I am like with a kid,

like kids right now, or I'm like in a place where I can't. Yeah, Erin can I? Like a new rapport pool or something? Can I show you a cool trick? Yeah. So you call me and I'll have answered accidentally or because I think there's an emergency and then I'll show you what to do.

Okay, awesome. Can you be the phone ringing? JPC. Thank you so much. But no, Casey, go ahead and put a phone in fact. I'm gonna take fucking 10 minutes. Hello? Hello? Hey, so I got the paperwork you sent over and I just wanted to...

Is what I'd say if I was on the phone, this is a voicemail. Please text me after the beep. I can hear the background sounds at the mall, I know you're at the mall. Text me after the beep. Of course I'm recording this vo voice mail message at the mall. That rules. No, it's also like, I do love talking on the phone and I prefer if I, something needs to be worked out

to just call someone rather than doing it over text. You are, and I mean this in the best possible way, you are kind of like a girl from a 80s or early 90s toy commercial? Toilet. That, the second half of that sentence. The way you look, the way you dress, the way you act, is like, it's so specific.

You mean a child? Hey Sally. What did I say? Hey, Sally, when it come over? I got boy talk. He definitely did say grown woman from a toy commercial. Okay, okay. Eric, do you not come with batteries?

I'm a toy? No, commercial. Okay, okay. Eric, do you have to knock on the batteries? Oh, am I my toy? No, I didn't say that. Okay. I just, I despise talking on the phone too. Oh, I love it. And I, like I talked to my mom on the phone today and I did say, hey, is now a good time? Because I just, like, that's the first thing

that I want to know. Like, are you in a space where you can talk on the phone? Because usually, I will say this, I never answer my phone. If you call me 99% of the time, I will let a good voice mail and wait for you to text me with what you wanted. Because unless we have a pre-determined a time

that we will be talking on the phone. Pre-meditated. Then I'm either doing something else and I don't know what that, how long this phone call was. I was telling you guys, my dad texted me a couple days ago and was like, my dad is an audio file, he loves fucking pints. Oh, I'm so sorry. Yeah, I know.

We just got a deal. Yeah. He loves buying old speakers. So I was fiddling with knob like, like 50 years ago, like audio equipment from like 50 years ago, restoring it and then just keeping it. He's like a hoarder. But and your dad is Phil Spector. No, but yeah, but that's a bottom villain,

fucking idiot. Yeah, not the Beatles, not the engineer, the guy who wrote the movie Specter. But he texted me and he was like, he texted me and he was like, hey, this guy's got some speakers. He's like 15 minutes from your house in Chicago. Can you go buy them and pick them up

and I'll get them from you later? And, you know, my dad never fucking asked me for anything. So, and I can't get him a gift because he never wants anything. So anytime he does this, I'm like, of course I'll do this because it's the one thing in life that I can give you that you can't get yourself. So I went and I was like, yeah, sure,

give me the guy's number. I sent the guy text and he heard back from him all day. My dad's like, did you coordinate with that guy? And I was like, yeah, I sent him a text and he heard back from me. And my dad texted me, and he's like, I think he's like guy? And I was like, yeah, I sent him a text and he'd hear back from me. And my dad texted me like, and he's like, I think he's like a very old guy. You probably have to give him a call.

And I was like, I almost was like, fuck you, Dan. Like, there's no way in hell I'm doing that. And just in case we have any new listeners, this is etiquette. We talked about etiquette. You talk about etiquette and cake. Well, no, I don't have to come up with a name for an episode.

The morning etiquette. The morning etiquette. Oh, shit. Aaron, you're old, old man puzzles. Oh, we have to come up with a name for an episode. The morning etiquette. The morning etiquette. Oh shit. Aaron, you're old, old man puzzles. Oh, yes, you do riddles, yeah. Yeah, I just, I want everyone to know who's listening who I talk on the phone with frequently. I do love talking on the phone.

It is. So give out your number and then for listeners, make sure you text Aaron. My number is one. That's what I used to do. I used to do that when I was in high school when people were drunk at parties, they'd ask me, like, oh, what's your number?

And I just write, I'm number number one on a piece of paper. Incredible. Yeah, I was a legend. But yeah, like Sean, when I'm free, we'll call me in the middle of the day and sometimes we'll talk in the phone for like an hour and a half just in the middle of the day. That sucks. I'm truly sorry for both of you. Whatever. I have nothing else to say, but that's one of the worst things I've ever heard about. We live together. When you get home, there's nothing to talk about. We lived together. When you get home, there's nothing to talk about. No, Sean said recently that there's been zero silence

since he met me. I just, I get around him and I'm like, yo, did you do things that I saw today? I saw a tree, I saw a boat. Like, I just feel that stuff. And you were mad when I called you a girl from a early life. Yeah, no, not at all.

You were right. I do not stop talking around him. I don't know what's wrong with me. And you two either, I just don't shut up. I'm old man puzzles. We're supposed to shut up. I'm Old Man Puzzles. We're supposed to be talking because we're literally doing a talking podcast. I wish it was dance.

I send the JPC and Adela and email every week, begging them to make this a dance podcast. All right, I'm Old Man Puzzles. Sorry that it took a long time to get into it, but we're doing only connect riddles today. That's what I'm listening to. Listeners submitted, because JPC a few weeks ago was like,

hey, Aaron, check out our inbox, you're getting a lot of only connecting now. There's a flunch of it. There's a flunch from the neighbors. There's a flunch of it. There's a flunch of it. Sue, this one is from, I told me how to say her name.

For anyone who hasn't listened to previous ones, only connect is you give us three clues, we have to find out what they all three have in common. Usually four. Four things, okay. Four things, yeah. So, yeah, it's like four many questions, and then you answer the four questions,

and then you figure out what those four things have in common. Do we need a piece of paper in a pen? Yeah, we can also do it like one at a time. Like these. Let's do it one at a time, and maybe if we get a little frisky, well, you don't have to work together, you can work apart, maybe we'll have a little competition.

Ooh, la la. All right. I'm actually frisky as fucking dirt right now, so I'm ready to get frisky. Dirt famously not frisky. Um, so this woman's name, and she gave me, permission to use her first name is,

she is Brianna, like, piranha. Oh. So it's not Brianna, but it's Brianna, like, Peranna? Oh. So it's not Brianna, but it's Brianna, like Peranna. Brianna. Brianna. This is Brianna. I know, but I was like, Brianna and Peranna

don't exactly rhyme to me. Brianna and Peranna? Oh, okay, yeah, sure. Did they rhyme? No, not re, I mean, yeah, close enough. Okay. If John Legend can do it, if Brianna can do it, Brianna can do it. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

Okay, she says hey guys, it seems like only connect questions where you find the connection between four clues or some of your favorites. I also know you guys like a bit of a new endo. So here's some sexy. No, me piranha. Oh To my innuendo and I put the answers white because I remember you guys saying that you like that. God, this person fucking knows us. Perana. We love you. Briana like Perana. She means like putting the answers in the invisible ink so we can't see the answer.

Do you want to work together or alone? Let's do some together and some alone. Okay, ready? Film starring Robin Williams as a man-sized kid. That is going to be kid. That's Jack. Is that Jack? Yeah.

Okay. I like a Robin Williams with the long Jack. Boom. Boom. So these are the ones we're doing together. So that's Jack. What's that? These are all gonna be nursery rhyme characters.

These are all gonna be, oh, I have a guess that I think I might be right in. Wait, they're righted down and so we can see if you're right. Okay. Caribbean style of chicken. Yep. I was jerk. It's jerk. Seasoning applied to meat before cooking.

Barbecue. In order to get the answer, you have to get them all right. Seasoning applied to meet before cooking salt It could be it's not that it's not the seasoning. It's well sort of the seasoning But it's more of like what you do to the meat tender eyes flavor No, it's salt We'll have to come back to start a car Ignite our turn key to start a car. Ignite or turn key to start a car.

Rev? No. Your ignition. Start a car. I just pressed the button. Yeah. Got it. And you famously write an elevator to it. To start a car. To start a car.

Start a car. My car. This is a K-sauk. Yeah. To start a car would be to turn. This is a cake song. Yeah. To start a car would be to turn. So we also need seasoning applied to meat before cooking.

And it's not like a specific seasoning. It's not like salt or... No, I. There's the... What? What did you say? I was at hint. Here's another one.

Here's another hint. Ooh, I need a back. Massage. Rub. Rub. Oh yeah. Here's another hint. Ooh, I need a back. Massage. Rub. Rub. Oh yeah. Distard a car. I'll have to rub. Rub is too.

It's too hard. It would be too crank. Crank. Oh yeah, so crank a car. Yeah. Jack, jerk, rub, crank. These are all things you do on a first date. So I, I, I wrote after we did.

Ooh, I wrote down on my paper. Uh oh. Um, okay. Someone built their whole personality based on something about Barry. So that was a pretty pivotal age to her. I wrote down here on my little piece of paper after Jack that the thing that we were guessing was going to be jerking off. Yeah, these are all euphemisms for masturbation.

Top of mind, JPC! Come in you window. I'll be home soon. I have something on the top of my mind. This is something about Mary. And everyone gets that stuff on the top of his mind and she puts it in her hair. No, yeah, that's the most memorable part of the movie. Of course we remember that.

Do you remember any other details of that movie? Sure, Chris Elliott. The guy getting the Frank above the beans or the beans above the Frank. That's right. What else? The song, the guy in the tree. I don't remember any of these things, by the way. Camera Diaz being in the mask. Do you have anything I cake song about it? Yeah. This is Adels cake song about something about Mary. A or E do you do it in bass? This is a slow jam of cake. One minute, a faster. This is slow jam of cake like faster

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Alright. This is a cake song or what? Yeah, that's a Matthew McConaughey graduation speech. Are you doing the same thing I was just doing and I'll do a cake song? This is classic cake. He does a lot of that in his set-up to his song. You guys, we're not giving you a space to be cake. Didn't, didn't, didn't, didn't, didn't, didn't, didn't, didn't, didn't, didn't, didn't, didn't, didn't, didn't, didn't, didn't, didn't, didn't, didn't, didn't, didn't, didn't, didn't, didn't, didn't, didn't, didn't, didn't, didn't, didn't, didn't, didn't, didn't, didn, didn, didn, didn, didn, didn, didn, didn, didn, didn, didn, didn, didn, didn, didn, didn, didn, didn, didn, didn, didn, didn, didn, didn, didn, didn, didn, didn, didn, didn, didn, didn, didn, didn, didn, didn, didn, didn, didn, didn, didn, didn, didn, didn, didn, didn, didn, didn, didn, didn, didn, didn, didn, didn, didn, didn, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun I will say I will say the audience. Well wait, let me try fuck you. You didn't win.

I won. Aaron did get a lot closer to being about something about Mary. That's fair. That's fair. But what do we say for people to send in their cake songs that we said, what's it? Make your own cake song. Here we go.

Let's go to the next connector. Yeah. Hashtag Baker on the Connect. Hashtag Baker on Cake. That's great. Make a little Twitter video We'll watch all of them ready first name of a flying immortal boy That would be cubit. Oh, Icarus

Oh, cubit can die We're on the same page Flying a mortal boy run the same page in this bullfinches mythology. Immortal flying boy. That would either be Harry Potter. Harry Potter. That would be, it's not a Chris, because I Christide, Cupid can be killed and can fucking get it.

Who's an immortal boy? Immortal boy of, will this the first part? Is this a first name of a flying immortal boy? Is this, is this from mythology? So this is, no. Okay, so this is typically one name. So this would this a first name of a flying immortal boy? Is this one from mythology? So this is a, no. Okay, oh, this is typically one name. So this would be the first name. But this is not from mythology.

Doesn't sound like it. Is this a superhero? It is? No. Oh, this is a, I wouldn't call him a superhero. Flying Immortal Boy. Baby Jesus.

Mm-mm. Oh, Peter. Peter Pan. Nice. Peter Pan. Nice. Peter Pan is immortal. Well, for now. For now. If he's immortal, why even fight Captain Hook?

Yeah, why does it happen there? Just like that. And then just like heal yourself and move on. What if Peter Pan had Wolverine's powers? Oh my gosh. I think I just wrote the great next movie. Does it hurt? Great next movie.

There's only one movie to come out next. It's gonna be Adel's great next movie. I just Not the next great movie. There's only one movie to come out next. It's gonna be Adel's great. It's gonna be great. I just wrote the next American novel. Not the great American novel, the next one. Does it hurt Peter? Every time. Yeah, well, I obviously want to see Adel.

Did you just write down Peter Pan Wolverine? Adel just typed something into his computer. That is amazing. All right, Adam. He did. Your Peter Pan Wolverine, I'm Wendy. JBC, you're the two little brothers. Gotcha.

And you've come through the window and you want to take us off to Neverland. I want to go to bed. I want to go to bed. Mummy and Daddy will be back soon, but for now we have to sleep. Or we can choke on it. Hey, I'm back.

Shik. Go to Shik. Sorry have to sleep. Or lick chocolate. Oh. Hey, I'm back. Shink. Go to Shink. Sorry, I'm going to sleep. That boy's at a window again. You're fine. You're not blind. Please get him away. I don't like him.

Oh, look. Chocolate. Wait. Tinkerbells in two pieces on the ground. Yes, that's the best. Peter, what did you do? Sister and a half. I thought you were a saber tooth.

By accident. I don't know. That's a lot of blood for use a saber tooth. By accident? I don't know. That's a lot of blood for such a small creature. Did I tell you kids I'm like 800 years old? You look like a boy though. I didn't like green. You know my green outfit? You know with a hat and a feather and everything, it's all out of mantim.

Did I tell you that? Is that facial hair on purpose or can you control, like you could shave if you want to do it? You look like a boy with a beard. I can shave but but it'll heal. Oh come here. Take this take this knife stab me Um, I don't please don't The eyes you sort of look like a boy in a high school play like a high school fiddler on the roof You sort of look like a boy. You look like a boy, but you got face up here like a man. Yeah, there he is Cyclops I Peter, what? I get you, I get you, I get you, Gray.

Dibbs. What, what, I, oh that's Captain Hook. Yes, it's me, Captain Hook. Oh, sorry, with one eye, sorry, I just saw what I. Hey, it's me. Is that the little pirate next to him? Yes, this is me. Uh, he's my little pirate next to me.

That's his official person. That's not me, that's Jubilee. I wear stripes. What happened to you, Peter Pada? What happened to you? I don't know. I was put into a program X in Canada. Why wouldn't you say that I'm straker?

Peter, he used to not want to ever grow up. That's a more one-to-one comparison. Let's make a movie just called Peter. It's like me and it's real dark. It's real gritty. It's like unforgiven with Clint Eastwood. I don't think there's an audience for that, Peter. Really? Let's fly together. Let's think of's real dark. It's real gritty. It's like unforgiven with Clint Eastwood. I don't think there's an audience for that Peter really let's fly together Let's think of a wonderful thought. What's your wonderful thought Peter?

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That was a nightmare one time. We had like a half human half horse or something. We did a split in the middle. A centaur that was done split in the middle. And that was a nightmare. That was a hard week. Peter Pan is a fuck boy and you can quote me on that. What?

Peter Pan fucking sucks, dude. Oh, that's okay. I'm sorry, I did the wrong definition of fuck boy in my mind real quick. I thought it was a good boy who can fuck. Oh no, he doesn't, he doesn't fuck. He's a fuck boy. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Well, because Zingas are 60s, Bazinga's are 70s. Knockers are 80s. This is a Dr. Seuss book. Sweater puppies are 90s. Here we go. So, yeah, we got that one. How many more? How many more other? Well, none because Aaron just thinks that girl.

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Thank you for meeting me in the middle of the woods here. I am sort of at an empath. I can't decide whether or not to go this way or this way. I'm having a hard time choosing a path. You know, there never truly is a middle of the woods. Isn't it funny to think about something like that? There never truly is a middle of the woods. No, this is the middle.

Okay, this is it. Adel, can you help? Yeah, actually, so as per Robert Frost, I don't know if you know his poems. He has a poem called Better Help. I believe this is written in the 1800s, but it still stands true today more than ever. Aaron, you should try Better Help.

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ASUN. ASUN. ASUN. ASUN. ASUN. ASUN. ASUN so cute. Love the show. But I also love Victoria Corrin Mitchell, who's not only connect. So I made you all some only connect stuff. I also made a missing vowels round, which I might save for another week. But let's, uh, so these you don't have to get them right. They're, they're not questions. So you're just making the connection. Gotcha. Yes. But would it also be okay if I didn't get them right?

Would that be fine as well? Well, you wouldn't get to have a treat after supper Can we keep working together like this? I think we get through more when we work together You love JPC you guys at all loves JPC. I do Let's get to it. Here we go high school prom funeral home truck stop all all places. I lost my virginity I can only happen once my man Well, I can only have it in, truck stop. All places I lost my virginity. Okay, I can only have it once, my man. And I can only have it in a truck stop. High school funeral home, truck stop prom.

So high school and prom go together real well. funeral home, truck stop, not so much. These are all things I have a dead stop. These are all funeral home. It's not he riddle, riddle related. Truck stop prom. These are all places that donate convertibles for the town parade.

Say it again, say it, say it, say it, say it, say it, say it, say it again. High school. High school prom funeral home truck stop. These are all great, by the way. These are all places of higher education. Funeral home truck stop. I send my kid down to the funeral home.

That's where he learned some lessons. These are all places where you would find a body. I do want to see a scene. I do want to see a scene. Aaron and JPC, you are on a first date. Aaron, you have decided to take JPC character to the funeral home for the first date because that's your family runs it Hey Claire just um, I wanted to say thank you for like letting me plan this first date

Yeah, I just have had a crush on you for a really long time And I just like it means a lot that you let me like take you out and like plan this right this way you You plan this yeah, um actually my family, I don't want to brag, but my family kind of owns this place. Yeah, I know because of your smell. What? Formaldehyde.

Right, yeah, yeah. I just thought like, I don't know, you'd want to go. Like, there's just like a lot to do here and I thought maybe you'd really enjoy it. Like we can lay in the coffins and we can go down and I propped up a lot of the bodies we have so we can like do a little play in front of them or have like a tea party with that. Can we just fucking your car?

What? No, I want to move slow. Same. You meant hers. Can we fucking your her? I didn't know what it was called. You're on the right track. My friend in high school Katie Rucks, her family ran the town funeral home.

They were family ran the town. Whenever we went to her house, the parents, they're the first few times we went to the house. Her parents made it clear. They're like, when you go in the elevator, never hit B, like, because that's like the basement lab with like the bodies there, but it's just very funny of like getting into an elevator and knowing that if you hit the wrong button. Well, now I know I'm gonna have a nightmare

where I hit B in my mind and your car, the elevator. You said she used to stink down there and like watch her dad work when she was a kid and would be like, or stink down there in middle night or something and it's like you hear air escaping and all that stuff that you hear about. It sounds terrifying. But it's a point.

Okay, Halloween episode. At some point I think you're just numb all that stuff that you hear about. It sounds terrifying. Um, okay, Halloween episode. At some point, I think you're just numb to it. Yeah. Um, you were... So, hers was a... So, these are all bus, hers, pick up truck, pick up girls. Well, it's not necessarily a hers. Transpiration.

Not a hers. Well, yeah, it is, it is like a hers. Well, it is a... Yeah, but yeah. It is what... You were doing the perfect thing. Oh, then I got it right. But what is, what are they, those all having problems?

First are all things that, first bus pick up truck, limo, there are all things that carry little shit. Really, brats. So bus drives students, funeral home drives, dead bodies, prom limo, caretables, drives me crazy. It's not real, I think literally.

Like what do those all those vehicles have in common? They're all bodies. Truck stop, what is a truck stop here? Show them in your hands. So, it's semi truck, they're all 18-wheelers. They all involve long vehicles. They're all long vehicles. Oh my God.

Not a huge fan of that. I love it. Okay, okay. Unlike Robert De Niro in the movie with Wesley Snipes, not a huge fan. I don't know if I Okay, okay. Unlike Robert De Niro in the movie with Wesley Snipes, not a huge fan. Um, I don't know if I'm going to pronounce one of these things right. Uh, here's your next list. Bob Cratchett, Captain Abraham Smolette, Scar Crow, stage manager of the Muppet Show.

You meant to say, uh, Julian Smolette. These are all side characters. These are all Villains. Bob Cratchett. These are all ghost. Bob Cratchit. Bob Cratchit. Bob Cratchit. Bob Cratchit is not a match. They all have a crutch.

Wait, what was the... Bob Cratchit does have a crutch. These are all poor people. These are all people that can't take care of their families. These are all people who got the biggest goose on Thanksgiving Day. Bob Cratchit. Captain Abraham Smolett, scarecrow, stage manager of the Muppet Show. Stage manager of the game.

Stage manager of the game. Stage manager of the game. Stage manager of the game. stage manager of the Muppet Show. What stage manager of the glasses, right? His name's like Mickey, his name's like Derek, what's his name? Which scarecrow we talking about? Batman scarecrow, Dorothy scarecrow. Yeah, if I tell you what scarecrow I'll give it away. So scarecrow would be... If I tell you what Bob Cratchit, I'll give it away.

Bob Cratchit. So all the same actor that played this? I, you could say that. You could say that. Wait, give me the list again, who is the first one? Bob Cratchit. Captain Abraham Smollett. I don't know if I'm saying that last time.

So wait, is... Is Scar Crow. Can I ask a question? Yes or no? Captain Abraham Smollett from... Muppets Treasure Island. Perhaps. So these are all the same Muppet that played these characters.

Yes. And I forget the guy's name. Stan Ploy. Forget the guy's name. Don's out. It is. It guy's name. God's out. Cermid is it. It is. Wow.

So the answer is Cermid. Cermid the frog. I was thinking for Muppet Show, there's some little thing, some little guy with glasses who did this stage managing. They're all rules that Cermid the frog is played in the Muppet's Christmas Carol Muppet Treasure Island. The Muppet's Wizard of Oz, which I totally forgot about. I didn't know that was a thing.

And the Muppet Show. I would watch this shita that is Ms. Piggy Dorothy, or is it like a live action Dorothy? I'm looking it up. I have to imagine it's like share or something. I saw somebody played me a clip the other day, my friend Ann. Yeah, I think it's a human woman.

She played me a clip and it's a video of share and it's her, it's just camera on share and she goes like, now I present to you, this is a production of West Side Story. I will be playing all the parts. And then it cuts into, it's like overlapped where it's like, when you're a jet, you're a jet all the way. And then another share comes out and another share

and they're all dressed like band increase. It's amazing. Please watch that video. I don't want to. A shanti is Dorothy. Queen Latifa is on air. don't want to a shanti is Dorothy TV. I'm out. I jumped about a shanti good It's good to joke about her

Quintino as himself Is he play the Wizard of Oz? Weird. Did you just look at it feet behind that door? Yeah, I was gonna say I just was about to say Dorothy put your feet under the curtain I know I've seen this I don't I've never seen any Muppets and then The mites my favorite and then Miss Piggy's Glinda. I thought I was hearing your favorites Muppets take Manhattan, right? Which I've never seen Yeah The great Muppet Capers my all-time favorite. I also love Christmas Carol and

Muppets from space and I love Muppets. And that's where the Muppets go in the Challenger. But I would say the great Muppet Capers, when my top five favorite movies of all time, it's in the perfect comedy. And one of the best potato toppings. I want to see in addition, Aaron, you are such a big Muppet fan. You've seen all the movies. And they are doing a Muppets do... The Shining Muppets do Vodville.

And Aaron, they're doing a casting, they're scouting in Chicago, and you show up as a new Muppet, whatever that might be in Heavis Your Audition. Whenever you're ready, go ahead. What was your name again? My name's Aaron, I know that you're looking for a human woman to be in this movie. Um, okay. But, um, I, uh, I thought maybe I would. Sorry, could you back up a little bit? Uh, you're a little close to me.

Sorry, I'm so a little thirsty. Cramort D. Frog, of course. D stands for Timothy Halifant Edward. Oh, yeah, I'm just a little star struck in. And I'm, of course, Gonzo. And this is how I talk when I'm not at work Okay, so I sort of prepared a new map it this map it is called Melted Miss Piggy and I would love to have the opportunity to show it to you go bigger go home, right? Okay, yeah Or stay watch as our express maybe ready nothing is we're ready to melt the Hispiki.

Here we go. Is it, was that it? No, I'm just getting into it. Hello, hi. Okay, all right, let's see. Um, um, oh, hey, yeah. Oh, no, I'm breaking now. Oh, God, I'm melting.

I'm in the fire. Oh, hey, oh, curmy, oh, curmy. Help me. Help me, I'm melting, curmy. Oh, my God. Oh, Iermie! Oh, Kermie! Help me! Help me! I'm melting! Kermie! Oh my god! Oh! I miss Biggie! I'm gonna stop you, I hear. Help me! Help me! Kermie, I'm melting is a direct line of dialogue from Muppets going the Challenger.

Um... Gonda? I loved it. I have no notes. Well, Gondzo does run the show. I'm just a stage manager. Yeah, don't yeah, don't ever fucking forget it You know who's in charge Gonzo. Yeah, that's right. I have to you don't know how tough my life is I have to crawl these muppets cookie monster walk a walk a walka. Do you want come to my trailer? I'll walk you out over there Fuzzy now. This is the stand-up comedian. This is Foszy Weinstein.

There's a fucking cream. Fuck this. Seed. Okay. Of course it's this. Not all. Wanko Wanko. So we've got two of this. Okay, so this is a different type of format. I want to know what comes forth in the following sequence. And I'm so sorry, is this the same person? Yep. Okay, same person. Wait, those weren't only connects that we were doing? Yeah, the, there's all, only connects has four different rounds and there's all different

kinds of formats. Oh, man. I want to know what comes forth in the following sequence. You only get three clues. Okay. But maybe you won't get any. And if, like number four, maybe we won three clues. But maybe you won't get any. And if we, like number four, maybe we won't get any. Maybe you won't need any clues. Got it, got it, got it.

Ready. Ready. Hey, Riddle Riddle. Hey, Riddle Riddle 2. Hey, Riddle Riddle. Hey, Riddle Riddle with a vengeance. So these are all die-hard movies. Yeah.

And the last one was die harder die home. Die home. Okay, you either got to die really hard. Are you gonna go home and you gotta die there? It's die hard to go die home. Would it be get hair, die ridlin? So the last one was die, die hardest, die. Live for your die hard.

That was the last one. So it would be live riddle, hey riddle. Hey riddle riddle, live for, die. Live for your die hard. That was the last one. So it would be live riddle, hey riddle, hey riddle riddle, live for your die riddle. I know you guys can see Adel and GPC, but they're both falling downstairs. The same time, aren't you just bored associating

as they fall down the stairs? So live for your die home. Live for your die home. I'm just splitting into a bunch of sticks. It's probably a little pile. Live for your, or hey riddle riddle. Perfect. Okay.

Oh, this one is too similar to mine. Hey don't really get it. Live free or hay riddle riddle? Perfect. Okay. Oh, this one is too similar to mine. Hay riddle, Tokyo drift. Yeah. Too hay too riddle. Tokyo Keefe. Ready? Yes.

Austria, Madagascar, Italy. These are all places the Von Trap family hid. You also need to get the fourth in the sequence, but now. Austria, Madagascar, Italy. So Austria is known for Salzburg. Madagascar is known for animal life. Naked in afraid. Italy is known for room.

These are all things cell phones do. No, you always forget that when you're watching Santa music, you sit down and you watch it and you go, oh yeah, this is about Nazis. Because all I think about when I think about it is them doing that, hi, I'm the hill, it was a lowly goat, a lay, a lay, a laid, a laid, a hoon. These are all places that Mario Battalion is taking a shit.

We can't get further back. I took a Santa music tour in Austria, and they take you to like the gazebo and all these places. And then the final stop is the mountain range that they run over. And they guys like, this is the mountain range, the Von Trapp family runs over. In the movie they say it's Switzerland, but these mountains go directly into Germany.

So in reality, they are running straight into the arms of the Nazi. And the entire bus is like, what the fuck? It was amazing. So. Leo, Leo, Leo. So Aaron, can I ask, is this something, have something to do with the first letter of each of these?

Nope, it's not a word thing, but that's always a good guess. Austria, Madagascar, Italy. So Mad at Gascar is a pun. It's not a word-based thing. It's actually the, we're talking about these countries. So is it, is it something the country's known for? Like, is it bodily of water specific? Body of water.

Body of water. Your body is a water. I would say that the last part. Body is a water park. Because you're wet. Dude, this is. Is this a hard one? This is really, really, really hard.

Do I have to have a knowledge of geography? Is this like a train relationship? No. Do we have to have capitals or like... You don't really, I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. No, you do maybe thinking about the accent from these countries and then thinking about

where you've heard these accents. So, austrian accents will be Hans and Franz or Jean-Claude Van Damne. No, he's Austin. Austin, is Hans and Franz from Austria? I think they are. We want to pump. Pump you up.

Man, a gas car. What are some other famous Austria? Austria. Duke Ferdinand. Maybe like characters, not real people. Austrian, famous Austrian characters. This one is, again, not as iconic as some of the, the one that you're missing is the most I find.

Is it a Mike Myers character? No, but you're totally on the right track. Is it a SNL alum? No, it's not an SNL alum. It's a comedian. So Austria. Arnold Schwarzenegger. So the pink of an Austrian accent. Yeah. So they had a character that had an Austrian accent. Oh, my man. It's then cool. Can I'm doing a stand-shop? They had a Madagascar accent, which is that one's the two middle ones are hard. These are all problematic Jeff Dunham puppets now Madagascar Italy. These are Famous comedians who just took a fucking paycheck and

Gascar accent I can't even think of that from the movie Madagascar just his like a car. Yeah, so that one is a animated one, but the rest are not Ray Romano paychecks. No, so it's the same care It's the same actor doing different characters in Chris is it Chriscks. No, so it's the same actor. It's the same actor doing different characters in each of these. Is it Chris Rock? No. So David Schummer. Who's done an Austrian one?

I will say that their most famous character is from the country that you haven't said yet. So who's doing a ton of accents? Well, who was in Madagascar? So let's go over, it's in SNS and L on LUM, you said? No, no, no, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, you said. I would say this person is, I like the, they maybe choose to do stuff

that it's not my favorite kind of thing, but when I've seen them in things that aren't necessarily produced by them, I've been like, pretty blown away by their like, sitting talent and their like talent and job. Hugh Jackman, but they're known as a producer. No, they are known for writing and performing in their own work.

Oh, spalled in great. No. But they also do a lot of things like the Madagascar and Italy one or not the one that's. Give me a hint. What's the tiniest? Um, really, maybe sort of makes people uncomfortable, has no shame seemingly, like can go up to anyone and say anything as any care.

I have it on a half. Oh, I know. I know it. Here we go. All right, what's the fourth country that hold on? It would be, I think it would just be British. It would be England, right? No, the fourth country is not. No, I'm sorry, it would be Kazakhstan. Yeah. I was thinking it was like a back of a standard Kazakhstan. I think it's Kazakhstan. I think allergies is most famous, which would just be English. Kazakhstan. Well, I figured that Borat is a little bit more famous.

Yeah, I think it is. I think allergies, the, I think allergies, been more allergy done. I think Borat's the more quoted. It was so hard to not say my wife. Australia was the movie he did that was like the designer. Bruno. Bruno, that's right. And then Matt, he was in Madagascar.

And then Italy is a little tricky because it was a spy. Did that movie, it was a spy? No, it's him and Sweeney Todd. Where he plays Pirelli who is the Italian barber. He was in Sweeney Todd. Yeah. That's what I thought he was amazing in Laman. It's very good.

He was the bad guy and tell it to the nights Yeah, that's right. I saw he's so good in that There's a new Netflix series that's him is like an Israeli spy Yeah, I watched like three episodes of and at first I was it was a weird journey of like this is great And then like ten minutes later I was like this is pretty cool and then like ten minutes later I was like this is bad Well, you realized what it's really spiced you to your people and you were like, no, no, no, no, no. I don't like, no, no, no, no.

Fuck, that was hard. Ironically, snuck my grandpa on the head. That's, it's fact. I know. I have, I had no idea it was in fucking Madagascar. I guess I just not have not been following Sasha Baron Cohen's career with any sort of, but you been you got it to do a Vysela fish shirt or I do I love the Isla These are great. Can we keep on?

Yes, I Want to thank Alan and I'm gonna they he wrote like a lot more and so I'm gonna go back to them later But thank you so much Alan. Thank you Well Alan Alan something special coming your way from the universe now from us So just be a lookout for good things in your life But if you write some more in sentence, which we hope you do I hope they have more power Sessons, but how many proven to melons? Oh good once I can you Casey cut out this dead air. Time is came.

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Oh, stop. The capital of Peru. Lima. These are all beans. Boca ta. Colombia. You're all tired to be. Mmm.

Famous Shakespearean character who commits suicide. Oh, that's Juliet. Yeah. That works. The ma Juliet. Loser Juliet. I saw a microphone for what you're speaking into now. Microphone, mic, microphone, mic, microphone.

2.2 pounds would weigh to a Brit. Can I just say I'm not a homophone? No. 2.2 pounds would weigh to a Brit. I'm 21 grams. Can I just say I'm not a homophone? No. No. 21 grams. Not grams. 2.2 pounds would weigh to a Brit. A stone.

21 kilos. One. Oh, one kilo. One. So it's Lema, Juliet, Mike, and Kilo. These are all, are these all, this is like the army like Fnidika. Echo Bravo, Yagyodephoxtra.

The Fnidika. And JBC got everything. Are we ready? Yes. Very intelligent water-dwelling mammals. Shires. Dolphins. Dolphins.

Yes. A Destiny's Child would say, can you pay my automo? Bill's. Dolphins. Bill's these are all NFL teams. Yes. A desk news child would say, can you pay my automobiles? Dolphin bills, these are all NFL teams. Wait, you gotta wait. Bill signed into law by George Bush after 9, 11. Patriot Act. The Bear Act.

Let's get more bears in schools. What the blue angels fly? Ooh, that would be the text of the moon. Fair play. It would be the New York Giants. Jets. It's technically NFL teams, but more specifically. Eastern division.

Mm-hmm. But EF-C. M-F-C. Oh my gosh, I didn't even read who these were from. Oh no. I'm so sorry, let me read who they're, these are from Kathleen. I'm so sorry. Hi, Kathleen.

You're sister from you. No, different Kathleen. What? Or no, she, her name's Katie. So, um. So, how do you sister, Kathleen? And also how do this Katie person? No, Katie is the fucking method.

Sorry, I read her name is Katie. Hi, Katie. Hi, Katie. So, I, I think we miss one thing. She goes by Katie. We have daughter. I want to read her. I made her, I made some riddles in the style of only Connect.

It's my first time making riddles, so I hope they work okay. I've attached to our document. Oh, that's a great one. I mean, she should have read anything else. She then she just says really, really sweet things. Okay. Thank you so much, Katie. I we appreciate your support and specifically. Thank you for writing riddles meant to make sweet things. Thank you so much, Katie. We appreciate your support and specifically.

Thank you for writing riddles meant to make me happy. That means so much. All right. Katie said, I'll accept just NFL teams if someone says go bills. Do you guys want to say go bills? God no, I'm not going to go on the record of saying that.

I'm sorry, I think we missed one here. So we have dolphins, bills, jets. There's one that was like an act sign in. What was it? Patriot? Patriot. We got the, okay. Yeah.

Um, uh, the bear eye. Thomas Middleditch's HBO character. Um, 37. He's on Silicon Valley, open marriage. His Silicon Valley, uh, is Eric? No. No, that's the other guy. What is his, his, Roger?

No, no, no, it's like something spazzy. Richard. Richard. a celebrity president Chevy chase that would be Ronald Reagan and Ronald Going the full first name of Batman sidekick Robin Alfred Lo-Robin LaRue cartoon alcoholic genius that travels through space with his grandson Mort Rick Rick Pickle Rick

Richard Robin Rick. These are all first names with R. What was the second one, the cool for the second one that we didn't get? A celebrity president. That would be Ronald Reagan. Is this a full first name of Batman Sidekick? It's not Ronald Reagan.

Is it Donald's? No, it's like a famous president. I wouldn't say like this is a celebrity president. Famous president is literally the most redundant term I've ever found. No, well, a famous president, not I wouldn't say like it's a celebrity president. Famous president is literally the most redundant term I've ever found. No, well, a famous president. Famous things about Calvin Coolidge. What?

But here's the thing, the fact that you know the name Calvin Coolidge. I'm trying to, there's a kind of president. And he was president like 1494. No, this is like of fuck. Fuck. This is the kind of president, like if you're naming presidents rapid fire, is it probably one?

Yes, it's probably one you mentioned in your top 10. Oh, so it's not like, it's like one that we talked a lot about. Washington, Lincoln, it's a raft. This is not like a, well, think of the other clues. TV show, we have, well, so far they're all our words.

So Ronald Reagan was a famous actor. This is a big present. Who has an R first name? Richard Nixon, Ronald Reagan. a famous actor. But it's a big person. Who has in our first name? Richard Nixon, Ronald Reagan. Yeah. Robama. Richard Nixon, famous president. Yeah.

I. So famous. Are you kidding? I'm going to get a text. He's one of the only presidents he's been in. He's been in this. He's the only president he's ever resigned. Bill Clinton much.

Dick Dick, Robin Rick. What is this? Dick. Well, they're not there. You're I'm not saying I didn't confirm that you got some of these right. Okay, give, give, go, go. Thomas Middleditch,

Richard. Richard. Yep. A celebrity president. Richard Richard. The first name of Batman sidekick. So also Richard. It's, yeah.

Yeah, because they're all, so these are all Richard. And Rick is an nickname for Richard. Four Dicks. My four Dicks. My four Dicks. All right, Adam, nope, I wanna see a scene. This is going to be a scene from the set

of the very popular sitcom My Four Dicks. And the theme song for My Four Dicks, as we all know, I will be doing is done by the band cake. No way. I need a bass line to get For Dicks living under one roof, will they get to the center of truth? Will they learn about each other enough that they can make sense of the dick name stuff?

For Dicks, my for Dicks is filmed for a lot of years. Knock, knock, knock. Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do like life studio audience and you're ruining it. Just got a nice. The warma comic really warmed us up and now we wanna laugh. I am the guest star. I am a famous president. Say my name. Ooh. You know me, I'm a famous president. Uh, Teddy. No.

Teddy Franklin. You think Teddy Roosevelt's a famous president? Yeah. Think again. Are you the peanut guy? Are you the... Yeah. Excuse me, Jimmy Carter.

You think Jimmy Carter's a famous president? Mr. Peanut, no, Mr. Peanut. I thought Mr. Peanut was president I'm not kidding, man. I'm not kidding, man. I'm not kidding, man. I'm not kidding, man. I'm not kidding, man. I'm not kidding, man. I'm not kidding, man. I'm not kidding, man. I'm not kidding, man. I'm not kidding, man.

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See. Next one. Last name of American president that fired Hamilton and previously called him a Creole Bastard. Aaron Breer, Sir. Sir, Thomas Jefferson. No. No?

Tom Jefferson. Oh, who fired him? Adam's. Adam's, he mad as a hatter the college Tom Brady attended He went to university Michigan. Did he go blue? Is it is Michigan or university? Michigan City of city that hosts summer fest summer fest is Milwaukee Yes, summer fest is Milwaukee. Well, good job, Adam. I know my Midwest.

Famous, but controversial, 24 year old YouTuber, Blank Paul. Uh, PewDiePie, Aaron Paul. No. Uh, less Paul, Rand Paul. No. I'm proud of you both for not knowing this. Jake Paul, Jake Paul. No, there's a different, his brother.

Uh, is it not, uh, Peter Paul Mary? No. Is it not Aaron Paul? No, that's the guy from breaking bad. Yeah, that's it. I think Jake Paul is this guy's brother. I don't forget what smash that subscribe button. Bitch. Wait, is this the guy who went to the Ghost Forest and? Yeah, this guy's soft. Those two guys suck more than any other. And that's not Jake Paul. No, it's a different. It's his brother. I thought that was Jake Paul. I here's the opposite. I'm the truth. All those people that we just threw out there,

I combined into just Jake Paul. I thought that was all one guy. And you're telling me this is like three different YouTubers? No, it's two brothers. It's two brothers. They do really shitty things too. Like they do like videos of them like punching for. They're billionaires.

But I'm not gonna get this. Is it, does it because of the A? Well, think of the other things we have. Adams, Michigan, Milwaukee. These are all streets in Chicago. Yeah. Oh, grand, grand Paul These are all streets in Chicago. Yeah. State. Oh, grand, grand Paul.

State. Grand. Oh, Clark. This is also a neighborhood. Lincoln, Arbitage. Lincoln, Park, Paul. Wrigleyville, Paul. Bronzeville, Paul.

No, cooler. Cooler, younger neighborhood. Oh, yes. Lakeview, Paul. Street, a real Paul. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Paul. Gold Coast Paul. No, I'm. Gold, Goldston Paul. Skokie Paul. No. Shum Paul. No.

Mosquino. It's a little bit less. West Paul. Logan Paul. Yes. Yes. I truly didn't know until we got it. Love Logan Square.

You could not pay me enough to live there. Here's the thing. I live in Logan Square. Yeah, you could pay me an last thing I guessed. That is true. Adulgery, they pay you enough to live there? I do get paid by the alderman. Well, we all do. a last thing I guessed. That's true. That'll do. They pay you enough to live there. Um, I do get paid by the alderman. Well, we all do. It's because I actually get his mail because alderman looks a lot like Adolfo. I don't only say that because I don't

have a car. And can you imagine my life about the red line or the brown line? The blue line gets me. Well, I teach at UIC. So the blue line gets me to UIC. And then I owe I can take, yeah, I guess I can take a car. Take it really like like $7. I'm gonna do that. And this is, these are great. Can we do one more? Yeah, hold on, let me see which one I need one more time.

Can we please have more fun, Mommy? Mommy more fun? All right, one more. It's more so. Thank you, ma'am. Thank you, ma'am. What the Rigglies are most famous for outside of Chicago? Racism.

Is that true? Yeah. Yeah. No, I don't know. Not the regulars, but the owners are big-trump people. Is it gum? Yes. But funny story about Riggly Gum, it was originally a soap company, and to differentiate their soap, they put a piece of gum in like the soap box, and then people were buying

the soap just to get the gum. That's not what happened. We got a change. No, they were a soap company, and famously kids kept eating the soap, so they said, let's make it a long-lasting. That's not what happened. We got a train. No, they were a soap company and famously kids kept eating the soap so that he said, let's make it long lasting. That's how I had it. And they had it. They were a soap company and kids who had such filthy fucking

mouths back. No, they were getting the mouth out of the soap. They were a soap opera and then they, that's not what happened. They were a telenovela. Ready? Aaron, do you like our new games? They're still like, no, that's not what happened.

Yes. All we are are dust in the wind. Wind, gum wind. Gum wind, gum wind. These are all my friends. I'm guessing after the second one. Oh shoot, I'm not sure how to pronounce his name and I'm so sorry.

Oh, these are all planet earth things. Gum, wind, racism. Monkey, monkey, don't you? Half poor Julius See you are sit be your be your pejoranson who played the mountain in Game of Thrones is the blankest man in the world He's the strongest man in the world. Is he really yeah? Well, go win strongest heart. No, it's not is it's not is because I added it strong. Yep If you're post potatoes, you're dead and loving it

Katie I really enjoyed you Katie. Thank you for writing these gum wins strong and dead. These are things that stops come stop stop stop gum did Gum one is sort of hey riddle riddle related, but it's a word that you put before each of these. Uh, chewing gum. Before each of these chewing gum chewing dead chewing strong. This week on chewing dead bad strong bad gum bad. Oh boy.

The West or one you put after. Oh, come on, which is the one that you put after? Uh, the last one dead dead man's curve. Uh, gum man's curve. Dead man's curve. Gumman's curve. And it's not. It's a combined, it will make one word. It'll make one word.

So gum, she was something I know, but you said it for me. I got it. Hold on, let me get it. Aaron, can I write it down? Gum, wind, head strong. Head wind. Head, yeah, it's head. Head dead.

You got it. JPC, you got it. Head, gum's our network. Yeah. Well, thank you so much, Katie. I'm going to save your other ones too. Katie, rule and everyone who wrote in today. Thank you so much. Yes, thank you. Keep sending these. I really, these are fun and I think different from the rest of the things we do. So I really appreciate you guys listening. And Katie, you actually have something very special to you. Your significant other Paul wanted us to ask

live on the air, will you marry him? No, no, no, no, different, different person. Oh, okay, I'm sorry. That's Logan Paul. That's just to break you. Anything to plug, Adel? I do want to say just to piggyback off what you just said, the people who ride in riddles are breathing life literally into the, the the the dying corpse of the show. So please, there's a special place in hell for anyone who doesn't write riddles for us. Please continue to send us original riddles because we will need them and we thank you so much

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In what order please let me know. You eat the mouse and you fuck the mouse. You eat the mouse and I fuck the mouse. The cat. We are fucking cats and mice together. No, no, fuck, fuck, fuck. Alright, any plugs? Err, any episode?

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And they fuck in the bed It's a nest, it's a nest It's a nest, the mouse eats a raccoon and they fuck in the bed. It's a nest, it's a nest, they do. It's a nest bed, nest bed. Raccoon fucks the mouse and the mouse eats raccoon. No, no, that's not the order. So the raccoon fucks like cat. Teach me mommy, teach me mommy, please. The raccoon fucks the cat.

The cat fucks the mouse, the mouse fucks the raccoon. Take me. Listen very close and I'll tell you the fuck order. Yes, fuck order, fuck order. Mommy's little fuck order. Oh no. What is Mommy's fuck order? Mommy tell us please, before we go to bed, we need to know this please.

KC and I want to ask and I don't want to disrupt the flow. Is the concept of super recording a thing and was that super recorded? The racoon fucks the cat and I can't fuck the mouse. is the concept of super recording a thing and was that super recorded? The raccoon fox the cat. And the cat fox the mouse. The mouse fox the raccoon. That's the most romantic fox. Got it, here we go. Let me recap the fuck order.

Mommy's little fuck order. Ready for recap. The mouse fox the mouse. Raccoon eats the piss. Piss E. Rhodes. Everything my miss. And the mother nature sings and the mother earth earth.

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The cat fucks a mouse and we begin again. I have a question, mommy, just to be sure. The cat fucks my mouth. Is that what I heard? No, no, just to be sure. The cat fucks my mouth. Is that what I heard? No, no, no. Let me begin again. The mouth isn't love with the rat. Koon. The rat.

The cat told me to cook this for her to stop fuck her. My mouth. Meow, meow, meow. This feels so good. The mouth loves the racoon. The racoon loves the cat. The cat loves the mouth. It's a love triangle.

The cat loves the mouth. You definitely said mouth. I'm not saying mouth. I'm saying mouth. Because... Mommy, mommy, mommy. Let's replay that audio. I think you said mouth and I think you'll be surprised. The mouth loves the racoon. The racoon loves the cat. The cat likes the mouth and kiss, kiss, kiss. What about the possible? Are we ready, kissy?