Hey Riddle Riddle - #88: Sopa De Ropa

Episode Date: March 25, 2020

We are back to one of the most hated riddle books that we've ever used and we couldn't be happier about it! So prepared to get very angry and also learn about dog blood transfusions, high school hierarchy, offers you can't refuse, and we have a brand new Erin theme song challenge that's sure to be a fan-favorite segment. You're listening to Chicago's #1 Riddle Podcast on the Headgum network and it's #WiddleWednesdayStarring:Adal RifaiJohn Patrick CoanErin KeifEditing by: Casey ToneyTheme by: Arne ParrottLogo by: Emily Kardamis & Emmaline MorrisWant more? Get Weekly Bonus Eps on Patreon!Want merch? Visit our TeePublic Store!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is a head gum podcast. Hello! Right here! Oh! Oh! Right here! Right here! Right here! Hello! It's us from the future. This is Adolf! This is JPC!

And this is Aaron! Come on! Come on! No! No. We've obviously established for three years in the future. Yeah, and I've been a good person. So age has been kind to me. No, it's 2023. We have big news. The podcast is still going and time travel exists. Yes. I bet what you're thinking is, haven't they run out of riddles by now? We have to go back.

I'm sorry, we have to go to Outback Sticks House and get a bloom in the onion. Awesome blossom. Oh shit, I'm thinking of chilies. Oh, let's go to chilies. I could do chilies. We have to go chilies. Chili.

Aaron, you have a good time? It's not you Aaron, it's your chilies. Well, you have a good time? It's not you, Aaron. It's your chillies. Well, I'm just thinking, why are we worried about the riddles when you should worry about running out of water? Good night, everybody. Good luck in the present. Hey, Riddle Riddle's body.

You're from the friend's. Any likeness to Christopher Lloyd or Mike Lee Fax? Do do do do do do. Predator Holy. Oh, you're listening to Hey, Riddle Riddle, the only podcast. We're pleased as Pistah be here in your dreams delivering you. Did you piss in the punch?

Shit. For listeners, JPC served as a bunch and they just said he's pleased as Pistah. I have a go for you. He brought it into Uber and so it's all over his pants. Sloshing all over. I have a go for me that is run by the fans to piss in everyone's ears. What?

That's new podcast, baby. That's what people want. It's all I had piss in my ear when I was hearing him. Clearly, the piss out of your ears. No one has talked about my leopard coat and I've been wearing it this entire time. That's a leopard coat. You have trained me not to make fun of your appearance.

So I never wore it. Why would you make fun of this? I look like an incredible, what's the material Aaron would you tell? I look like an incredible material. Aaron, would you tell? Would you describe this for? No, I'm just kidding. This is not for not out. And I don't know the leopards. It's fleece. It feels like sandpaper. Why are you touching it? It's so soft. Anyway, that look incredible. I look like I'm about to throw red wine in my ex-husband's face. I got it like an hour ago. I didn't buy it. It was a good. And also hearing speaking of how is the divorce not amicable? Not amicable in

the time of my life. Not amexable. I love drama. And you're weird to know Mibo. What's the story here? You got this. I got this from my boyfriend's mother who brought us Valentine's day gifts. Wow. What we need to create right now before we move forward, we need to create a term for the parents of the person you're dating. So you can't say mother-in-law because that would imply marriage. But we need to create a term for significant others parents. So we don't have to say.

My backup? No, that's not quite right. My second choice, no. My thank yous because you think them for their offence. Hear me out, hear me out. What if you call them your fuck parents? Ooh. No.

I like it. Aaron, Aaron. I might call them their names. I'm happy in fuck parents. What if their names are the same as your parents' names? Then you can't do that. And that happens to a lot of people who are fucking their cousins. Or their brothers. or their brothers. Sisters. What's up guys? We need the name, the term.

We have fuck parents, but you shot it down. Red Aaron. Red Aaron. Red Aaron. Red Aaron. So this is your, your, your, your significant other. So when I, when I, when I, the other day, the other day I hung out with Gemma's dad. And I don when I, the other day, the other day, I hung out with Gemma's dad, and I don't know, there's times where I don't know what to color. Well, I know what to color,

but I don't know, I don't want to say like I'm going to do there. What about what I'm honestly, I'm honestly into soapose. So-pose. Significant others, parents. So-poss. So-poss.

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Okay. My sopas, I went out with my sopas. I love that. Yes, I love that. Tpc. Trademark that. I will. And hey, if sopa is a slur that we are not a fiat of,

do we have to show it? Let us know. Will apologize. We'll send an email. We'll send an email to all the offended parties. There's a period out there with psoriasis. It's like, sopa! That's what I am.

I think sopa is good. I think sopa is good. I think sopa is good. My sopa gave me this coat and I feel very warm. I'll pull out sopa. I also do love, so I don't know about you guys, but do you call your parents, or did you ever call your parents by their first names?

Like, I would do it to my mom when she was at work to humiliate her and put her in her place. No, just to make her laugh. I'm kidding. My mom is a Vicki, my dad is Larry, and I don't, we never really called them anything but mom and dad,

I think growing up. My brother's grandpa calls my mom Miss Vic, and so, or called my mom Miss Vic, and so I think it's funny to call her Miss Vic, but we never really liked that. But when I met other people's parents, and they would introduce themselves as their first name, Jeff, I always loved the fact that I could be like, hey Jeff, you know, it's because, like Jeff. I always love the fact that I can be like,

hey Jeff, you know, it's because of you. I can't do that with your parents, but so I do like calling. It is pretty great. Significant others, you know, adult people by their first name, because then, you know, your significant other won't do that. Especially when you're like a 12 year old kid

and you're like, hey Jeff, you're like, oh my god, I'm a man. When you're at 12, you're at, when you're at 12 year old kid, and you get to be like, hey, Dave, how's the divorce going? Yeah. Hey, Maureen, can you get me some juice? Hey, Todd, these tacos are subpar.

I think that until I was like, I suppose. Ellen, you are glow. College age. Ellen, Missy bitch. Miss and Mr., Mrs. and Miss, like, I'd be like, Mr. Anderson, can we place Ocar in the backyard? I don't think I called them their first names

until I call it, did you? That makes sense. It's probably not until you're an adult that you get introduced as, you know, hey, this is my dad, Jeff. There's a weird thing. So my mom is Patricia. My dad is Shoki.

Shoki's my middle name, but there's a weird thing in Middle Eastern culture where. Well, it's not weird. It's perfectly natural. They get down on a carpet and they fly around. There's a word thing in Middle Eastern culture. There's a word thing where they other people call my dad Abouadil, which is father of Adel. Oh yeah. So every time people would, like, if I'm with my dad and people would see him in the community or at the mosque or, you know, if we go to prayer on Friday or something or go out for dinner or something,

people would be like, oh, Abu Adel, and I'm like, I would look up and be like, hello, and they're like, no, you idiot, I'm talking to your dad. Is that what you're first born? It's because I'm the first born son. My sister's older, but in middle Eastern culture, go figure.

Yeah. So if there were other sons, they would still call him Abuado. I think current, I mean, now I'm like, he's in Texas and has, I have like, Texas, Texas, Texas rules. Texas rules. Texas rules. Texas rules.

First he blues. Sure. I don't want your wife. I don't want your wife. I don't want my wife. I'm sorry to the 10 people who said they'd never listen to it if I said that. Fuck you. Wow. That's quite a no-blog.

That's a JPC level of apology. Don't ever say that. I'll stop listening. And by the way, I have ears. Fucker. Can you hear me? JPC apology is, I'm sorry if you were offended. Yeah.

That sucks. Thank God I'm here. JAPES today, you're our soapa. Yes, soap and a ropea. So pure. I just play it safe and call everyone hot stuff. I can't. Hey, hot stuff. Can we play soccer in the backyard?

I call significant other. There's parents, big spender. I don't, I don't know. I don't hold fashion, but I think it's great. Well, that's a classic. significant other as parents big spender. I don't, I don't hold fashion, but I think it's great if you call the man big spender, you call the woman hot stuff, that's just how I was raised. Mom Uber and the dad lift. Love it.

There was a time growing up, and I, I'll never forget this, but we were driving home from my grandparents' house, and it was me and my two brothers in the car with my mom, my mom is driving, my mom is at a stoplight, and she was saying, mom is at a stoplight. Mom is at a stoplight. And mom is at a stoplight. She was taking a drink of a doctor pepper and my little brother just says, mom, how many times have you been to prison and my mom's a bit doctor pepper all over the

front? That's incredible. And then said eight. Well, it's what was funny was my mom is a stenographer and so sometimes she would have to go into like county jail and do depositions, you know, a stenographer. Oh, well, it's my little brother was asking how many times has she been to prison, but the matter of fact way of just be like asking a adult like, how many times she been to slave? Yeah, most adults go there, right? Most adults go to jail. Go there to type up all our episodes. She could, yeah, But it would be a shorthand, the stenographer code. They do, it's like a phonetic shorthand, so it's like not real words, and then they have to like transcribe it from the shorthand. If she does it, the payment will be, we will release you back to her.

And back to her custody. We'll take you out of your tank and release you back to the ocean. I think there's also like programs now that do that to various degrees of, you know, it's called, it's called, yeah, it's just, it's just, now Sadogapher is just hold up the app Shazam

and they're like, you're listening to Hey Riddle Riddle. What is, what if we were like talking in public and some of the Shazam does and they were like, this is a bad podcast. I know that,

we're laughing, but in two years, that's how technology will work. You're like, who is this person? You'll scan them and you'll be- The technology will be- Look at their fucking link. You'll hold up your camera and it'll scan faces and be like, here's a celebrity.

Here's your three degrees from this person. You have mutual friends with this. Yeah, my Starbucks apple, give my Dunkin' Donuts a blowjob. It's gonna happen. It's gonna be the future. What? This is your X-Waring a fake face.

We all know it's gonna happen. This is your X-Waring of Fake Face. We all know it's gonna happen. This is your X-Waring of Fake Face. That's a mission impossible, Sherry. That happens to the best of us. That happens to the best of us, Jeremy Renner. What a winner. I'm ready for Riddles, and no one. Yes, so no one likes these Riddles,

but we're contractually obligated by Jake and Amir to do it. So if we are away, we talk about parents all day. Hot steps. Yes, but Amir, that we do these riddles. We're a head gum podcast still, right? Still in that word? Yes, hopefully please. Oh God.

We're the lone head gum podcast in Chicago. We gotta get some more head gum podcasts. Well, there's one other one, but it's not really. Is it really? No, I'm kidding. Well, if there is one, it would just shit on it. They're the only one. I think they're all LA except for us

and then there's one in New York, I think. Possibly, it might have changed. It might have changed. Yeah, they're actually, hey, check out, this is just a subtle point. Everything on it. Go to the head of the website. And there's like five new podcasts.

There's a ton of new podcasts. And they're all very good. But for now, you're listening to one very bad podcast and the theme of this very bad podcast is We Do Riddles. And since I'm a masochist, I'm gonna do riddles from this blue book that we all hate so fucking much. I feel like we've been doing riddles theme of this very bad podcast is we do riddles. And since I'm a masochist, I'm gonna do riddles from this blue book that we all hate so fucking much. I feel like we've been doing riddles

out of this blue book, I'm like, how much is my use car? It also seems like there's getting, you've gone through last pages. I know, every time I open this up, I'm like, how have we only gone through like six pages of this book? That book is basically what's the, the menorah,

what's the family? Necronomicub. The necromanace. You know, the menorah? What's the family? Necronomic. The neprony. Yes. You know, the menorah family. When the Israelites took a dead skin, the menorah, the story is like the, what is their name? Oh, the, the oil. The headings are something.

What's the? The macabees. Macabees? Fireworks. Hey, we're the right three to do this. The macabees, they had enough candlelight for one night, and somehow they made it last for eight nights. Eight nights. Yeah. That's, that's this book. This book is the Macapies.

Cannell, I've never seen this book. It's backwards into the Macapies. This book looks like an eighth grade science textbook. So for those of you who don't know the book that we're referring to, this is the book with riddles in them that are probably 30 years old and none of them are applicable anymore. Look, we use in the very first episode. Oh, it is. Yeah. So, so here we go.

The title of this riddle is Time for Repairs. We'll look at the video in the very first episode. Oh, it is, yeah. So, here we go. The title of this riddle is Time for Repairs. Kevin got a new digital watch. You already know it's a good one, guys. Kevin got a digital watch and put it on his wrist. At work, he looked at the office clock and checked his watch. They showed the same time. Later that morning, he couldn't make sense of what the watch showed

and decided to return it to the store. Then, before lunch, he again noted that his watch showed the correct time. During his lunch break, he returned to the store, but the sales clerk to whom he showed the watch noted that it showed the correct time, and Kevin agreed that it did. Kevin was soon satisfied that he had a watch that worked perfectly, but the clerk neither opened it for repairs nor replaced it. Explain. Two solutions, either one, Kevin is having a stroke.

Or two, stroke of genius, my good boy. Two, the clerk he took it to is Jason Mews. High out of his mind, didn't notice I got my... Jason Mews, most of the people listening to this show know who Jason Mews is, right? What is he looking at it in the sun or some shit? You know, some shit? Uh, I don't think that he would have...

That's the shit that we're looking for. So it's not like what lighting he was looking at it in. Does the digital clock show time with like Roman numerals or something? Is it something like that where it's a... It's an unorthodox method of... Like military time? Yeah. No. 2,400. No, it's like aorthodox method of like military time. Yeah, no, no, it's like a it's a digital watch face. So it's it's not like, you know, there's no hands or anything.

It's not, but it's showing numbers as any clock or watch. Yeah, it's showing numbers. And it's not looking at the sun. Unfortunately, I do have some hints for this one, so I can give you some of those. That's terrible news. Yes. Your bedside manners are not very good. No, I've got this clown nose on. Dr. B. Be honest. How much longer does this riddle have? Dr. Be honest. We're like Johnny B. Hornie, which is what I say when I hear about Michael

Be Jordan. Can I see a different doctor? Yeah. I would love to. They don't let other doctors in this bedside manner. You're bedside manners. You're bedside manners terrible. You left it 7 a.m. this morning without even kissing me goodbye. Or breakfast.

You don't look at my bedside manner. I built this dollhouse for my daughter. Bedside, man. I'll add to the next down navel. Did the watch work properly, even though Kevin at first didn't think it did, yes. Okay. So, both times he went to the clerk. It was working.

It was working. It was working the whole time. Earlier, had Kevin properly set it to the correct time. That's important. Yes. When Kevin noticed something wrong, was the watch showing an incorrect time from running too fast or slow? No.

Is Kevin trying to get it for free? Yeah, dude. He can get it for free. He's like, this button is good. Kevin, you can get it for free. You can fucking get it for free. No, he's not trying to rip anybody off. Everyone in this story is being very earnest. Ernest goes to one.

Ernest has to buy one of those things. But has nothing to do with like visuals? It has everything to do with visuals, my dear boy. Can I call you out for a second? Sure. I wanted to make an Ernest joke dear boy. Can I call you out for a second? Sure. I wanted to make an earnest joke, but then earlier I got my hands slapped when I mentioned Jason Mews. So I thought, I thought it best not to mention earnest, and then you did, and you felt, you

looked at me like you're a superstar, and, uh, earnest is the silent bob of our generation. Let me flip a coin and decide who stays. Right? That coin just has two deep secrets. I'm hitting the eye, I'm leaning. You're right, you're right. Do you clowns have an answer for this riddle? It's a little rude.

You well, yes. I'm sorry. So the rude to call this a riddle. All the hints did was say like everyone's selling the truth and that's it. So you were on the right track. You were on the right track with nothing was broken on this watch. And it's a display issue.

It's an issue of Kevin reading the display. Is he colorblind? He's not colorblind. And that's not what colorblind this is. When you can't see time, right? So that's what shares colorblind, right? I've had recently obsessed with people putting on the color blind glasses and crying. Oh, you mean those videos of people seeing color for the first time? Earfrock, it turned.

Those are very good. It's like the people hearing for the first time. Did you see the one with... It was like a bride and groom first look and she brought him those glasses and he was like, these are so expensive. Like, why did you buy it? Like, I'm so sorry and then yeah basically and then he put them on and the first thing he saw was her and her wedding dress and he's like you're red yes you know no no i'm leaving congratulations i would love it if those videos had more of an arc to him and it was like we you know you give

like a six year old girl a hearing aid for the first time. And suddenly she can like hear the sounds of the world and she's just overcome with emotion. And then you show her a graph of like, how we're gonna run out of water in 12 years. I want it to be. I love my cochlear implant, but now I want a water.

But the bottles are going away. I want them to give like a little kid a cochlear implant and then be like, can you hear, and they start crying, I'm like, I can hear, and then they put on like Chris Gaines. And the kids like, I'm good. Take it out, take it out, the nanny. I actually nanny's pretty good.

Oh yeah, yeah, that's very true, Fred Drasher. What's the answer to this red all? What, you don't just get the answer to the red all? Yeah, I'm bored, yes you do, yes you do, that's how it goes. Okay, so real quick, Kevin got his digital watch and put it on his wrist. At work, he looked at the office clock and checked his watch.

They showed the same time. So at work, it's right, first time he checks it. Later that morning, he couldn't make sense of what his watch showed him and decided to return to the store. Then before lunch It upside down Aaron It is not sigh down

Q the music you got it you nailed it. It's a digital watch Aaron wins again What he first looked at his watch in the morning it showed the time as 10.01 upside down. What is that? Correct. It's 10.01 you both look to be like, you didn't know where you fucking were or what was going on. Look, today's day when I sat down. I said I'm having a cloudy day today. Later that morning, it showed 11-11. What's 11-11 upside down?

11-11. Great. That's 10-11. That's 10-11. That's 10-11. Addle is very good. During his lunch break, it showed 12-21. The rest of the morning, it did not show the correct time. Kevin was

unknowingly wearing his digital watch upside down. Can I say something pretty fucking crazy that he looked at his work clock and his watch at the exact right times? That's true. Well, was it Kevin Sorbo? Because he's blessed by the gods. Yes. I was like, this is written in like 1981. So we can assume it was Kevin Sorbo. Yeah Hold on this riddle book is written by Kevin Sorbo Kevin Sorbo make your read it again. What's that read it again? Okay? This riddle book is written by Kevin Sorbo. There we go. All right. I want to see a scene Adel your your boss your very serious boss

JPC your box. That's like, where's this going? Addle, you're a very serious boss. Honestly, we're going to do that next. You're a serious boss. Your, and JPC, you are late for the fifth time that week is the Friday, you've been late all week. And you're just going to do as many excuses as it takes to be forgiven by your boss.

Gotcha. Hey, Michael, grab a chair. Hey, Dean. Did you get new teeth? Yes, I did. Thank you. I look great. Thank. Hey, Michael. Grab us here. Hey, Dan. Did you get new teeth? Yes, I did. Thank you. I look great.

Thank, oh, they were my grandpa's. Wow, congratulations. You passed away. Oh, I'm so sorry to hear. Yeah, we just wanted to. Well, I will see you a little later today. Oh, sorry. This was about my teeth, but I had something else that I just remembered.

Oh. The last five days you've been late. Now, I'm not gonna get into your period, but I know that that tends to mean that you're out late drinking or you don't care about your job anymore. No, oh my God, I'm so glad that you brought this up with your new teeth. You know how I have been wanting to do more charity work.

I've been giving blood. I didn't know that. Yeah, I've been trying to get do more charity work. I've been giving blood. I didn't know that. Yeah, I've been trying to get into more charity work ever since I... Is giving blood charity work? Yes. That seems like a stretch. Well, no, because I've been told that they're giving my blood to people who really are not doing well.

As opposed to... Healthy people. And so, most blood opposed to... Healthy people and... Most blood goes to just healthy people. Sometimes they give it to dogs, and they're not the faster. Your blood makes dogs faster. I'm a universal donor. Sorry, let me lock the door here.

Can I have some of it? Well, I have a race tomorrow. I have a marathon tomorrow. I just... It actually makes dogs faster, it makes humans sluggish. Sorry, I'm gonna race to see how fast I can watch Iron Man. Oh, sorry.

I'm sorry, no, I can give you the blood. It has been, I just donated, so I am gonna need, I think it's like seven hours before the blood regenerates. Do you have, and I'll probably need some cookies and orange juice. Yeah, whatever you want, and if I can get you a raise or whatever you need, can I also say something to you, a shave? Oh, great. Can I also say something? Yeah, just away from the rest of the employees. I really just want to thank you for, I know a lot of people didn't respect,

you know, a box with teeth as their boss. Oh, yeah. I saw the drawings, I saw people taking, I, you know what? Supplies, boxes look at those. I've never looked at those. And drawing faces on them and go, this box? I never look at those. Okay. Yeah.

But yes, I mean, I understand that. And also, I know I'm your direct boss, but zip, I'm an undercover box. I'm actually, oh my God. Oh my God. The entire company. You're the CEO. I was in a smaller box.

The corrugated? E-O. You're fired. Seen. Can we get away with doing a full scene from death of a salesman without crediting them? Yeah. Okay.

Arthur Miller's estate is married to Daniel Deelus. Ah. Are you married to Daniel Deelus for that reference? Arthur Miller's daughter is married to Daniel Deelus. Ah! Are you married to Daniel Deelus for that reference? Arthur Miller's daughter is married to Daniel Deelus. So I've got another one. They met when he was in the cruise bar. Wow, seven of cruise to Kevin Bacon. This one is titled Watching the Game. Kevin had a sports bar.

That's one of my favorite movies, Top Five Movies of all time. Watching the game. Michael Douglas and Sean Penn the game. Have you ever seen it? Yeah, it's you that great. Maybe a good review crew. of all time. Watch the game. Michael Douglas and Sean Penn, the game. Have you ever seen it? Yeah. It's good. Maybe a good review crew.

If you're an escaped the room fan or even just like a puzzle or like, you know, nerd, you would love the room. So good. The room. No. No, what did I say? The game. The game.

The room. You know I love the room. No, everybody loves the room. You guys know I'm drunk. The game is the one where Michael Douglas is like, he pays for a service or someone pays. No, Sean Penn, well, I'm not going to ruin it, but the premise is that it's his birthday and he gets a special experience

but it doesn't go as planned. It's like a kid-napping thing, right? Yeah, I mean, it's like, people are out to get him or something. What year is that movie? I'd say 98 or something. Yeah, I was going to say, late 90s. Because I must have watched that one I was paid.

I would say that in Coplander, like two of the most underrated movies of all time, I would give it a little longer. I watched that in Kiss Kiss Bang Bang in the same weekend. Wow. And now there's sort of the same movie in my head. I get parts of those, I go, wait, which one,

and then I remember. Can I tell you, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang for me was a transformational movie to watch it. I think it was the first like dark comedy that I Ever was either cognizant of or like truly like was at an age where I could watch and appreciate But man oh man that movie so dark and so fucking funny when they're in the bar and they're saying that person looks like blank like Oh my god I'm like this you can write like that in a movie like typically it's it's the most forced

you know uh we should watch that for the cycle too yeah but also uh Robert and I are juniors energy and that speaking to a young jb he and he's in that movie he is such a good actor and I've val Kilmer I think is also super underrated. He's so fun. The scene where Robert Downey Jr. accidentally shoots the guy in the parking lot because he didn't know how many bullets were left in it and Val Kilmer goes, who taught you math? Oh, God.

That's a really fucking great movie. But this is not a great movie. This is a terrible riddle. And the title is watching the game. Kevin had a sports bar, one with several TV screens hooked up to a satellite receiver. And tuned to receive popular sports events. Oh boy.

One day, there was a ball game in a stadium nearby. There was a ball game. The game blacked out from the local TV stations and even from local satellite receivers. But Kevin and his customers saw the game on TV anyway. The reflection of the game. The reflection of the game because it was nearby was on the TV.

Oh, TV's were upside down. Yes, addles, unfortunately, addles correct the TV's were upside down. The TV was the mother. But every time they looked, it was a close up of the ball. So you could tell if it was up or down. No, no, no, no.

Just like JFK juniors. No, no, no, no. These are all wrong answers, and they piss me off. My mind was right. They punch you off. No. Yes, it was. What was yours?

Yes, it was. No. We'll shove you in this locker. Yes, say my answer was right. It was a lunch break. I want to see you see it. Say my answer was right. I want to see you see it.

Don't even attempt to guess. You just go right to see it. The two of you go to the same high school. I want to see you see. I want to see you see. I want to see you see. Don't even attempt to guess. You just go right to see. The two of you go to the same high school. Aaron, you're a little bit older, a little bit more mature for your age. Okay. You're a little younger and smaller. And Aaron, you're a bully, but a bit of an unorthodox bully in terms of your methods

and means. Um, excuse me. I just, I'm just need to get to class. Excuse me. I just need to get to class. You me, I just need to get to class. You're not getting by me. Please, Marge. No.

Please. I can't be late again. I'm gonna get in trouble. No. No one believes that you're... stomping me from going to class. You know how to get by me. What do I say?

You say I have to call my dad and tell him that I love him on the say I have to call my dad and tell him that I love him on the phone. Yeah, call your parents and tell him you love him. Because you don't know how long they're gonna be around. I don't want to. I have all these emotions in my mind. Give me your phone.

Here you go. I'm gonna text your mom. Oh, here I go. She can't retorn from text. She won't know it's not me. Principal Williams, I just wanted to say that, Marge in school, you know Marge. She's been bullying my son.

I receive a dozen calls a day from my son telling, oh, oh, telling me he loves me. And it's disrupting my life. Is there something that can be done? Did your son mention if Marge was a student or a part of the faculty? No, just said that she has a leopard print, faux fur coat.

Interesting, interesting, interesting. What is this? What do we call that cheetah silk? Yeah. Is that your new thin cheetah silk? Yeah, we call it cheetah silk. Yes, I'll find this March shooting. You're sweating profusely.

And I'll put her in her place, huh? What's this name tag here? Marriage? Yeah, my name is marriage. Is that short for your married? Did you ran on me? No. You freaking ran.

Principal Merge, what are you talking about? Same. Okay, no. So Aaron, you were wrong. You keep insisting that you're right, but it was incorrect. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same.

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Uh... Dick's final shutter. Hahaha! I am glad, yes! One day there was a ball game in the stadium nearby. The game was blacked out from the local TV stations and even from local satellite receivers. But Kevin and his customers saw the game on TV anyway. How?

The TV's, he didn't have TVs. No, he did. He just had windows that he put dials on. No, it's not about, it's not about that he owned a ball. And windows looked into the stadium. It's a bar for idiots. Damn, that's clear reception. And no commercials

ever. And bugs. Well, some commercials. TV never works when it rains. I just want to apologize for my cousin Darren last week, fallen through your TV and died. He fell out of a fourth story TV. He fell into a TV and fell 24. If you die on TV, you die in real life. Okay. Okay, we've had our fun. You know, what's important here is that it's close by. Would you like, no, that is, I think that's what Adel's going for with like the TV's the window, but it's not like, no, I said that before the reflection, but it's like, you don't need the, you don't need the, you don't need the, he's using the satellite here. Let me give you some, let me give you some

of these Q and A's for this one. Can I ask you a answer or something real quick? Or not answer, can I attempt? Is it, because satellite, you would like to solve the puzzle? Yes. Bit the wheel? Are there any A's?

700, there are three A's. There are 700 A's. There are 700 A's. There are 700 A's. Something Italian sausage? What does Fodzie say? Oh, and I almost threw up in my mouth. Oh, that's what Fodzie says. I almost threw up in my mouth. Is it a thing I don't know, a ton about satellites.

Satellites suggest that you're trying to get a signal from far away. Yes. Is it? Is it? Is it that they were in the radius of like the public broadcast or something? Like it didn't matter that their satellite was out. It's it's it's it's that's what I was trying to make with it being closed. Uh, no.

So yeah, I mean, I think that you're on the right track, but that's not the right conclusion there. Because, okay, let me give you some clues for this. So, did Kevin use an illegally manufactured descrambler? That's like the transponder that he was using. No. Did he have an accomplice at a TV station or at a satellite company?

No. Did he have a non-competing accomplice who ran another sports bar? Yes. What? A non-competing accomplice? Yes. Did he just stole the cable from the different bar?

This is like that movie Be Kind rewind where they accidentally delete all the movies and they have to reenact him I forgot that movie existed until just now you said be kind to be why I was like this can't possibly be a thing That was a jack black vehicle correct no movie Sometimes cars as movies sometimes cars as movies sometimes cars Pixar could say that cars is movies So yeah, so he had to accomplish at a non-competing sports bar.

So it's a chain. No, it's not a chain. It's on a chain. Is his friend sports bar in the stadium? His friend is filming it and then sending him like life from the damn quarters. That is a very good guess, but no. You're feeling cable from the guy next door.

It's kind of that's but not really So let me think of the and cable when we say cable We mean the X band from the future. Yes, okay great played by Thanos what's it? No, what's his name? God the guy play Yeah, Josh Brolin. Josh Brolin. Is that real? Yeah.

Josh Brolin played Thanos and Cable. Thanos and Cable. And I think those movies came out relatively close. I think Thanos, you say Cable. Thanos. Thanos and Cable. Let's call the whole thing. Cable, Pathanos.

Cable, Pathanos. Cable, Pathanos. Aron is blacking out. She's post-pato. She's got no oxygen in her brain. She's got no oxygen in her brain. Okay, okay. Okay, I'm just gonna give you the answer on this one

because it's, I think you guys were very close. So, you're gonna love this. Satellite signals are generally scrambled to receive them in usable form. You buy an electronic device, a transponderonder and pay royalties to the satellite company which in turn sets your transponder to unscramble the appropriate signals. I'll take my egg satellites. Kevin's accomplice were in a sports bar in a distant city and also had a transponder to obtain unscramble signals of locally blacked out games. They merely swapped transponders.

This riddle is written as if someone was writing a riddle, but had a gun to their head from a Mofioso and they said, no specifics. A sports bar. How was I supposed to get that one? I'm serious. In a distant city. Okay. I want wanna see you see. Addle, you're that guy, you're the Mafioso guy. And JPC, you have to scramble to make up a riddle. That makes any bit of sense.

Gotcha. I need that riddle yesterday. Yeah, yeah, yeah, boss. Okay, okay, yeah, a riddle, yeah. Yeah, yeah, sure, I worked on it. Okay, let's hear it. And remember. Yeah, make them make the riddle. Yeah, my kid's sister wants the riddle. Yeah. Yeah riddle. Sure. I worked on it. Okay. So let's hear it and remember. Yeah, make them make the riddle. Yeah, my kid sister wants to riddle. It's for her birthday. Okay. So So which is also her wedding day. Yeah, in on their wedding day, you can't refuse a Can't refuse a riddle's offer. Mm-hmm. So horse head. The horse head was in the bed. D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d Robert and Nero? Yeah, Robert and Nero, it's good. You said Jemokoshik, be more vague. Okay, he's in a non-specifically branded chocolate milk drink.

Chocolate's too specific. Okay, boy, boy, boy. Non-specifically branded bovine additive flavor in hands. I like it. Okay. And this man, he's very sick. Uh, he, every third day. Oh, to a specific.

I'm sorry. Uh, Moxie, shoot his kneecap. No, no, no, no, no. You're like, come to shoot your kneecap. Oh, get it close. You're gonna get kneecap all of you jacket. I have bad eyesight.

I gotta go right up to the kneecap to get the kneecap. Oh no, she's getting too close to the TV. Oh no! No! We all fell through the TV. We landed. We're fine. Keep going.

Oh welcome. I'm the manny. Okay, I'll take, are there any A's? The scene started so clean. Seed. Toss out the insaddle, I do. Speaking of clean, let's all take some time to wipe the blood off of ourselves and we'll be back right after these or it'll burn.

It'll burn. Hey, GPC. Uh, yeah, yeah. You're not in trouble. I just need help. I'm, um, pranking at all. And I'm setting up a website to prank him. Um, and I just need some advice.

This podcast is sponsored by Squarespace. I'm not, I'm not mad at you. We're pranking at all. Squarespace is the only website platform for entrepreneurs to stay in doubt and to sit online, whether you're just starting out or managing a growing brand. Squarespace makes it easy to create a beautiful website.

It engaged with your audience, and so let me think for products that cut into time, all in one place, all on your terms. Hey, Otto, come here. Come here, come here. Hey, what's going on? I actually, I want to prank JPC, and I want to set up a whole website to prank him. Do you have anything that like, is there like an online store that could set up on my website to sell products?

Did you know that with Squarespace, you can have custom merch. You can easily sell custom merch and create passive income stream that engages your audience and scales your brand, design your products and production and Inventory and shipping are handled for you saving you time and money What is happening? Okay, um wait what's going on with that all? Oh, nothing nothing I'm just sending up a very normal square space website not a prank thing new He's gonna shoot you and I'm gonna use analytics use insights to grow my business and learn where my site visits and sales are coming from.

That's pretty cool. I'm gonna improve my website and build marketing strategy based on top keywords, our popular products and content on my prank website, the prank site. Whoa, that's awesome, Aaron. I'm glad you're using Squarespace. Did you say what the website was for? I can't remember what the website was for. The website was four. I can't remember what's the website for. Frank.

With Squarespace. You can connect to your store to Vedent Third Party tools to extend the functionality of your website. Hey JPC, hey JPC. What's up, Vattle? I can't believe we pranked Aaron with our little boy routine. Dude, we got her. Anyway, if you want to prank Aaron with your little boy routine, head to squarespace.com for a free trial

And when you're ready to launch go to squarespace.com slash riddle to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. Oh, she's back She's back. Hey Aaron. Can we go to grandma's house? Wait, I've been pranked. But how? I don't know This show is sponsored by BetterHelp. Hey Adel and JPC, thank you for meeting me in the middle of the woods here. I am sort of at an empath. I can't decide whether or not to go this way or this way. I'm having a hard time choosing a path. There never truly is a middle of the woods.

Isn't it funny to think about something like that? Like know, there never truly is a middle of the woods. Isn't it funny to think about something like that? Like, have there never truly is a middle of the woods? No, this is the middle. Okay, this is it. Addle, can you help? Yeah, actually, so as per Robert Frost, I don't know if you know his poems. He has a poem called Better Help.

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And my medals I do be in bolicitor brains. Yeah. Metal. So instead we are going to do a riddle from a listener. This listener, it goes simply by an urine. An urine. An urine? An-N-E-U-R-I-N.

An urine. Sort of like my name, but with different vowels. A-E-U-R-I-N. Maybe it's just Aaron. A neuron. I don it short of like my name, but was it a E? You are I.N. Maybe it's just Aaron. A Neuron. I don't know how to pronounce it. They definitely did not say how to pronounce it, but the email is titled,

I.M. Become Old Man Riddle, destroyer of brain cells. Oh, this person's listened to every episode. Yes. So, I know in, I'm just gonna say A from now on. Who is A? A says, you're a pretty little liar. Yes, it's a pretty little liar.

I was just gonna describe it a little. It's a little crummy, you. There's a secret. Can you keep it? No, this one, you know. There's a locket in your pocket. Put this one in your bag. I love that you're saying the dirty little

secret song. It's a dirty little secret song. I love that you're saying it Dirty Little Singer song. I love that you're seeing it as it hits a 1950s US OSHA. And we read that coffin and there's a coffin and there's makeup and there's blonde white women there. Yes. The now Bob Hope. My reference point for Pretty Little Liars is there was maybe four or five years ago, there

was like a before the movies thing that I would see all the time in like the pre-Mariah minuto's Minuto I'm Maria Minuto I'm sent you in a cup and ramen. I'm here to tell you about Maria of a toe she just has like Tattu's all over her body Pass the furious nine like tattoos all over her body. To her body. Talk to her about, past the Furious Nine. We have a grubber. I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just Unity of A, that's my only reference to that. Mariam Anoodles. No idea what we can see. It's like there's a blog at the school that nobody knows who's writing it.

Is that it? That's gossip girl. Oh, what's, then what's it? You're so cute. You're so cute. A, killed someone. And they're not dirty as I thought. Are they dirty or pretty?

They're pretty little. Dirty sexy money was a different television show. Okay, pretty, if I, if my memory serves me, pretty little liars is these four best friends, and there used to be a fifth best friend, and her name was Ali, and she died. And then the four best friends are trying to move on, but they're out here funeral,

and they get a text from her, from A, Ali. And so they're just trying to figure out if someone's messing with them, or if she's not really dead. But A has all sorts of dark information about this town. And JPC, who's sang a pretty black backpack? That was Buck Cherry. No, that was the Rea of the noodles.

It was Stroken Island. It was also Jay and Silent Bob were featured in that video, I believe. Little black backpack. Yeah, so it all comes full circle. Jason Mews. Would you guys eat Jason Mewsley? Yeah, yeah. Why not? He could have made that.

He could have made that. Here's a story, Riddle, and a math riddle that I know, uh, probably slightly mangled from memory so feel free to edit as needed. I won't. Uh, here's the first one. Don't send us your riddle, sit edit. That sucks. A lot of people said his riddle homework.

Uh, three brothers took part in a marathon. The first brother was a medium build and went at a medium pace. The second brother was short and fat and walked leisurely. Well as soon as you said medium pace, Casey started to smile and 100% I know it's because of the Adam Sandler song. Hahaha.

Also medium pace, that's how I like my salsa. Thank you. Yeah, medium pace, becauude. The third brother was faster than everyone else and everyone bet that he would win. He was second. Who won? What was the second one?

Not either of the brothers. So first brother was a medium build and went at a medium pace. Okay. How early was Sulta? Sulta. The second brother was short and fat and walked leisurely. The third brother was faster than everyone. And everyone bet that he would win, he was second.

Who won? Second to one of the brothers or just second in the race and gender? He was second. I think it's our three brothers took part in a marathon. I think it's just a three of them basically. It's just a three of them basically. All right, the person who won isn't one of them.

No, no, it's just the three brothers. There's no one else in the America. They started at different times. He was second. No, they all started at the same time. They ran, it was a fair race, I would say. Did, was it winner like a dog who drinks and blood? Yeah, was the winner a dog who drinks and blood?

Yes, this listener listened to our previous... It was a dog who drank some blood. No, that is not correct. So their bill, I would say probably matters a lot here. First brother, medium billed, medium pace, second brother, short, fat, leisure, leisurely pace, third brother, faster than everyone, but they came in second. The second brother won. Do we say how long the race was?

The, what's that? Did you say how long the race was? No, it's just like a, is it like a tortoise in the hair situation? No, it's a marathon. It's not a tortoise in the hair. Can you imagine if I never heard that? You know the pretty little live song.

But you don't know. No, I really don't. I did a lot of secrets and rekeep bits and there's makeup there too. And there's gold in the jewelry and a few people just like you. Just like me. Keep singing. We're going to, James and I are going to back off the mic so we can get a clean take. So anybody who wants to spice this in to the intro can watch that on their computers. Go ahead. There's a secret. Don't you keep it? We're right by a grave. There's a pocket in your locket

put in this one near the graves. If I show you a buckoffins and blonde women do and two can keep your socket cuz this one is And dead Can we can we set up a throne in the ocean? Can we set up a separate patreon? We're just Aaron tries for a memory to like recreate theme songs Let's do the let's hear the weeds theme song theme song. A little boxes and we're getting high. Boxes made a jicke-tacke little boxes where you're high. And the show has a weird tone. There's a pink one and a green one and a blue one and a yellow one. And they're all made out of high heels and the mom and son want to fuck. Give me another. Give me another.

Golden girls. Yeah. Is that thank you for being a friend? What is that? Thank you for being a friend. Only one of us is still alive. Give me another one. Frazier.

Scramble eggs. Jesus is here. Here is Jesus. He is the greatest. He is the greatest. He is the greatest. He is the greatest. He is the greatest.

He is the greatest. He is the greatest. He is the greatest. He is the greatest. He is the greatest. Heramble eggs. Jesus, it's Steve. Here it is. She is and Frazier. This is the wrong answer. It's your special answer. There are two different shows.

One named after him, one in a buy. Okay, so I will say that this marathon in this riddle, Marathon gas station. It is metaphorical Okay, the marathon is my life is a metaphorical Marathon all right. Let's see if you can get the answer without knowing how The question is who won and there's three brothers. Oh Is is one O and E who won? No, it's who second. It's who W O N.

The second brother. No. Is this it when we talk about the second brother, Hold on. No. No. Both times when we ask place or we talk about one or second, are we talking about age or finishing?

All it says is the third brother was faster than everyone else and everyone bet that he would win. He was second who won. Is it when they say he's faster than everyone? It doesn't say he's fast as it races, it's fast as it's running. It could be fast as it's sex. That's true. But it's more than mayor, it's more than metaphor.

No, I mean, it's more than metaphor, so it doesn't really have to do with a foot race. Okay, well, I said, was it the first brother who won? No. He said no, and I said, was it the second brother won? You said no. So no one won. Birth order? No. The first brother won?

No. The third brother won. Yes. And he got second. Oh, he didn't get second. He came at the end. He was second. He was second in the order of the brothers, but he won.

I gotta see you. Sorry. I have to see you. Okay. But I was right. This is, let's see you. Let's see. This is going to, let's see. Let's see. This is going to be James and I are announcers for the Olympics.

Aaron, you are doing the 400 meter dash for the USA. You have entered yourself in the competition twice. So you take up two lanes somehow, and you're going to somehow try to come in first and second and you're going to somehow try to come in first and second and you're mic'd up. Okay. And here we go, the 400 meter dash. They have an odd one this year as the US and Canada is being represented by one racer.

And it's serpentine, I think. And she is a, she's in lane one in seven. Did I try to run backwards? No, that's nothing. Okay. And they're on their blocks. Yeah, we have Mike Torepp. It's the only racer that has marked up. We shouldn't do it, but hell.

And the Mike back weighs about, would we say, 15 pounds? Yeah. We don't know, wait. Okay, someone's taken out a gun and, ooh! Someone has shot on the field. Oh, we're going to get them some... That is the archduke Franz Ferdinand it looks like it's gonna be war

What that song oh and here the official one out there gun okay and No, here we go Seven and then size size size size size size She looks like a new lateral moves. Like a newton's cradle just bouncing two and fro, pendulous swing. And you have quick, create me into the seventh lane.

Oh, it looks like she has three or four hernias now. Oh, God, okay. I've never seen that many spontaneous hernias. You know what, I'm just gonna run right across the field. In my career, in the middle. And then oh, I laughed. I'm in front of every one.

Woman famously can't think internally. Run, run, run, run. Why do you make me up if you didn't want me to do this? Run, run, run. Here we go. I think she can hear us talk, too. Well, yes. Can you keep it, man?

She's got headsets. And there's like, kids in your pockets bringing this. And unbelievable. Canada has finished in first. And Canada's running backwards. And now running back across America. Oh wow. It's gotten third. And the world is in broiled and war. Okay, so we were close. I was right. We were sitting in there. Um, he was the second brother in birth order,

but he won first in the marathon. No, because every part of this is metaphorical. There is no birth order. He died first. He was born second, but he died first. There's no birth order because these are three brothers in a metaphorical sense. None of these are born. Oh, Bible, the Bible.

The Bible, brother, born. Yes, now I guess. And now I guess. Analogus. Anal, Bible, the Bible. The Bible, brother, brother, brother, brother. And alligis. And alligis. And alligis, and alligis. We're gonna go over, and alligis. Don't touch my screws. We've come for your daughter, Chad.

Okay, so. And alligis, and alligis. When I say that these are three brothers, so they're physical description matters. They're not actually family. It's metaphorical. They're not people. They're not people. They're not like people. They're not people. They're not people. And there's no race. It's all a metaphor for something else, but they're physical. Are you always say there's no race? We get it.

The post-racial miracle line. I'm colorblind and completely colorblind. I can't tell time. Are they squares? Are they circles? Addle was close. With. Can't tell time. They're never real. They're tell time. They're never... They're stars.

No. They're clocks. We're at a lot of them. Oh, hey, I'll read it again. They're hands on a clock. Correct. The second hand, the minute hands. Bingo, bingo, hot hot hot hot hot.

The answers of the third brother won, and it's a metaphor for the hands on a clock. The first brother is the minute hand, came in second. Out of the brothers, brother two is the hour hand, came last out of them, and brother three is the second hand who won. So they were a second, but they also won. That's a clock.

Well, I want to see a scene. I'll be the second hand, because I talk the fastest. JPC. That was my high school nickname. You'll be the minute hand, and you're gonna be the hour hand, ready? Yeah. My bed is too warm.

My bed is too cold. I'm moving too fast to be in a bed. You have to go to bed, young Miss. Yes, look at the hour. It's midnight. Wait, honey, why am I red and you two aren't? Because you're a Republican. Yes, we're both Democrats. The second hand is a Republican.

Yes. Give me an example as to why. Okay. What about my policies, screen Republican? Mom, on the other side of the clock now. You're so long, you're the straightest one. And who, what else? Don't really want to weed. side of the clock now. You're so long you're the straightest one and who okay

what else don't really want to wait it's your choice. I'm back around and I'm passing you again. Yes it was your choice. Boy oh boy boy. I'm obviously the not the not the the tallest in the thinnest and not the shortest in the fatdest so i'm by definition of centrist which makes me the democrats coming back to the side of the clock so you from now on you want every listener this show to think that the second hand on clock so republican

that's not a b-thing get so many Republicans taking videos of them burning their clocks in their front yard. Don't throw your cure leg out of your window. And by the way, we've seen the videos you're throwing the cure again to a TV. Yes. That's very different. I vote out of fear and not with my morals

come back in a row. You see it. All right. That's a good turn. Oh, hey, that's territory. We all wanted to walk. Here we go, puzzle number two. This is also from A.

This is the math one. It's a math one. A person is buying the finishing touches for a house they're building from a hardware store. One cost 25 cents, 11 cost 50 cents, 111 cost 75 cents, 11 cost 50 cents, 111 cost 75 cents. When they leave, they've spent 75 cents, but can carry their purchase easily. What did they buy? I got it. Yeah. Do you know what? I think I sincerely know. I think I don't know

is it? I think it's so confident that he knows it. I believe it's, is it the, not plastic, is it like the 10 metal numbers that go on the outside of the house? Ab, so for not even, it could be just that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's the numbers that go on the outside of the house. Oh, nice. So one cost 25, their new address was 111, whatever.

But yes, they spend. I would buy them for real. That's a really good, that's a really, really good. I never is come original. I like to come original. I want to see a scene. Oh, it says that they're building their own house. If you're building your own house

and you're not making it for 20, whatever, straight you're on, you're a fucking idiot. You get to choose what number you're? No. I want to see a scene. Aaron and James, you live in the same neighborhood. This is in a distant city. We'll say it's Milwaukee, because we like Milwaukee.

And we do. James just moved into the neighborhood, and he is Aaron, his next door neighbor, you're on the same street, there's no cross street. You are 417 E second street. Somehow JPC's house says 69 420 street. Hey, neighbor. Hey, neighbor. Hey, neighbor.

Your grass is looking less dead. Well, you know, it just takes a little TLC. Yeah, it also. Go, Chess and waterfall. Hey, get back to mowing. No one's paying you to sing. I was a star. Yeah, you were a star. Now you're a fucking lawn mower. Is it chill out here or is it just me T-bass? You I'm so sorry about them. No, it's fine. You don't we also have some washed up haspens. Yeah our yard work. Is that them? Some body wants to mode me They are bad Yes, wow are bad. I could remember any of my songs.

That's a Smash Mouth song. The J-Smash Mouth song. Yeah, there are pretty good songs. TLC, do you know any Smash Mouth songs? Walk it on the sun? What's the one from Shrek? Walk it on the sun? Yeah, that one.

Anyways, I noticed, and this is going to sound crazy. When we were trick-or-treating at your house the other night by the way great can't meet what I know that TLC is single It's three doors down single as well. Oh my god. Are we playing matchmaker? We set them up or so bad Is that we're bored or we bored? Is this why we're doing this? I don't know, but honestly we're good people and I think that we Should pay for a date between the two of them. Oh my god We cut to the restaurant So, uh, do you want to get any appetizers? No, we're good

We're so third one She died Is that the one who burned down the house? Yeah Burden down the house is a good song Can we take your order? Huh? Can we take your order? Huh? Can we take your order?

What are you two? Wait, I recognize you two. Yes. You two are Papa Roach. Yes. I'm Jack Papa. And I'm Jack Papa. And I'm the Danny DeVito.

Better ingredients. Better ingredients. Better pizza. Papa Roach. And I'm the Danny DeVito. Oh, set up. I'm Jack Dan-Ni-da-V-D-O-I. Oh, set up. I'm Jack Papa, and I'm Jack Papa. No work required.

Better ingredients, better extermination, pop-a-roach. Have you noticed that I'll always be the same one you say when we say we're a fan? I'm the Dan-Ni-da-V-D-O-I. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Juan, Cmur, Frito. Okay, hello old men puzzles. My name is... I'm sure, why not? Yeah, they signed it. So their name is Alex McMillan. They're a game designer, a quiz writer,

and naturally a huge fan of Hey Riddle, Riddle. You're kind of the main village name. Say what game state design? No, but we could probably figure it out. I've had this riddle written for a while, unsure if you'd find it suitable as it's based on a real event, but they say feel free to use it.

So returning to Belgium after a competition, the runner up of one of the events began to feel ill and died shortly after making it home. It was discovered that he had ingested the poisonous substance, carbophurin, and aldecarb during a meal. After significant medical attention, it was deemed that he had ingested this

after returning home and not during the event itself. The event coordinators claimed it was inconceivable to believe that this- Was the event coordinator, Wallace Shaw? An inconceivable isn't quotes, to believe that this had occurred during the event. However, even if it were true, the perpetrator would receive less than a year's imprisonment.

Why? What was the competition I missed with the gaming competition? It just says returning to Belgium after a competition. It was like a eating competition. The runner up of one of the events became, began to feel ill and died shortly after making it home. And in the morning I'm making Belgian waffles. It was like a hot dog eating pie eating contest.

It was not a hot dog eating or pie eating contest, but also if you killed someone at a pie eating contest, you still probably get bored in a years in prison. Please don't tell me that, that's terrible. What is it? It's like a pending trial. I am fucking screwed. It said the thing they ate that killed them,

they ingested when they got home. He had ingested the poisonous substances carbophurin and aldecarb during a meal after significant medical attention. It was deemed that he had ingested this after returning home and not during the event itself. The event coordinator's kind of it was inconceivable to believe this was that this occurred during the event.

However, even if it were true, the perpetrator would receive less than a year's imprisonment. Was the competition the world poise in championships? Well, the world poise in j... Ah! Ah! Press prize. Is that in Belgium?

Mm-hmm. Have you ever seen in Bruce? To his essence? Great movie. That movie's amazing. Very fun movie. Conferral, great actor. I think knowing the specific competition is really the decision maker here.

So what would it be? Car race. Would have gotten a year. Yeah, even if they did. Is it something where it's like, is the food that they gave that, so it's like it may be a baking competition, they're making some sort of food or whatever it is.

Cheese competition. Is it something where the food went bad over the course of time? So like, they made cheese, but it got too... I don't think so. No, I don't think it has anything to do with food. With food. Yeah, it doesn't have anything to do with food.

It clearly has something to do with food. Well, eight. Yes. But the event people said it was inconceivable. Is it the thing the person ate during a meal was it something they weren't supposed to eat? They were from the competition, but they mistook for food. I don't think so. The poisonous substance is

carbophyrin aldecarb. I don't know what they are, but they are seemingly poisonous. Carbophyrin aldecarb. They are presumably poisonous. That's my new t-shirt. Yeah, I could look them up, but I don't think it's my new t-shirt. Yeah, I could look them up, but I don't think it's important for the riddle.

But the real, the riddle here is why. So why, even if it were true, would the perpetrator receive less than a year's imprisonment? I don't know. Well, it'd be unintentional. Is that the angle or is it? I mean, even if it was intentional, it would be less than a year. Okay.

Maritime law. Yes, Belgium is under maritime law. You know, the married time law. For the hour after you get married, you can do anything. It's like the purge. I Googled Carboheurian. I garbled Carboheurian. Oh no. Fucked. I Googled Carbohur in. I gargled Carbohur in.

Oh, no. Fucked. It just says it's a very poisonous substance. I don't know what it's like. For a minute, I was thinking that maybe it was something like this Naxx on the plane home got accidentally got put next to or inside some sort of fuel or content that poisoned it. Because that stuff sounds like airplane.

Yeah, maybe. I think it's like a pesticide or something like that Tell us yeah, they're insecticides So do you guys want the answer? Yes, okay, so the specific type of competition will give you pretty much I mean that's the the clue here It's a competition in Belgium. Do you guys know any famous waffles?

That's about it. Can I give you the name of the competition? Do you see if you know it? Cruffs, C-R-U-F-T-S, crafts, crafts. Oh, that's, nope. It is a famous blank show. Shit, chill. Famously a shit show.

Welcome to the Cruf's Show. The people die. I think, I actually wanna see, let me Google it real quick, because at time of recording, I think it we might. Is Cruf's an anagram?

No, I don't think so. Killing roughly unbelievable really far. The art of Craf? Craf? Dog show. It is a dog show. Yes, and so the competitor, the run of Repu died, who fell ill and died was a dog.

Must eat dog. And I guess you don't get a lot of jail time for killing dogs. So that's the lesson that we all have to be like this. I just got a dog. And I guess you don't get a lot of jail time for killing dogs. So that's the lesson that we all have to be. Well, and if you kill it, you're not going to go to jail for a long time. So, um, thank you so much for listening to Hey, Rude of Riddell. I remember have your pet spade and doodled and if you don't just haven't killed, uh, pay a bell to man to assassinate your dog with poison. That's my public service announcement.

My dog's name is Bob Barker. An adult, do you have anything that you would like to plug? Yes, I would. I was just recently today, even. I was a guest on the podcast, Pretty Much Pop. They had me on to speak about escape rooms and riddles. So please check out Pretty Much Pop in my episode on escape rooms. I also want to give another plug to the Chicago board game cafe and amazing place for, uh, for

to play board games to do escape rooms by our own sandy wise and to have some fantastic food and drink. Uh, Aaron, anything to plug? Yes. Follow me. Aaron keep 10 on Instagram. And check out my web series. Welcome back on YouTube. Welcome back. Welcome back. Welcome back. Welcome back. Welcome back. Welcome back. Welcome back. Aaron Keith, series Welcome Back on YouTube. Welcome Back, Welcome Back, Welcome Back. Type Welcome Back, Erin Keith, K-E-I-F-N-D YouTube, and you'll find it that way. And if you also type Welcome Back, Erin Keith, and YouTube, you'll find a heartwarming story

of a dog named Erin Keith returning from war. Yep, the dog went to war. The dog went to war, then they gave the dog a cochlear implant with the dog. The dog shot, Fransfer. The Star-Floor. And as always, Fransfernd. The starboard. And as always, you can follow me on Twitter at GPSoFly or on Instagram at SharkBarkman Aaron. On Earth, it is, you get minimal jail time for killing an animal, but there is a planet

where things are a little bit more fair and that planet is. It's Jupiter and you're Jupiter. There's Jupiter. There's Jupiter. There's Jupiter and you're Jupiter. There's Jupiter. You kill a jock, you can kill a star. There's Jupiter and you kill a dog. You get to do it. You kill a dog, you get to do it.

I'm scared. Pretty little bifurivers. For all. Casey, tell me to be editing. We've got already perished in the mid-bite. We've got a little bifurcated by Emily Cardamus and Emily Nemours. I'm riding on a swim in the ocean because the ocean is full of crab come. Yeah, okay. Yeah. Hey, Rick, the Rick. Yeah. That was a hitgun podcast.