Hey Riddle Riddle - #89: Puzzbot's April Fools

Episode Date: April 1, 2020

Attention, this is Puzzbot speaking. The creator and co-host of the show, Adal Rifai, has died today. I honor his final wishes by playing a new version of his gameshow he created just for this podcast; hosted by me; his best friend and creation, Puzzbot. I may also try creating some retrofitted riddles if we're feeling up to it...meaning we create riddles based purely on only having an answer. In lieu of sending flowers please consider watching Shrek or listening to Boris Pickett's "hit" "song" Monster Rap. Adal is survived by his cats Fries and Brisket (chonk boi) and his girlfriend Jemma who has surely moved on already. #WoefulWednesday Starring:Adal RifaiJohn Patrick CoanErin KeifEditing by: Casey ToneyTheme by: Arne ParrottLogo by: Emily Kardamis & Emmaline MorrisWant more? Get Weekly Bonus Eps on Patreon!Want merch? Visit our TeePublic Store!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is a Headgun Podcast. The three of us are gathered here today to remember our friend and host of Heyrital Rital Adorify. Wow. I can't believe he's finally gone. I can't believe we didn't make a formal funeral for him. I can't believe it's just us three, but in many ways that makes sense. He died as he lived, trying to fart on a duck, and then getting fucked to death by that duck.

So with these ashes, what are we doing? Cooking them, throwing them. Oh yeah, I was gonna, I was planning on cooking these ashes. What did anyone like to say a few words? A few words. I just like a, yeah, A few words. I'm just like a rough. Classic James.

Yeah, I guess so. I guess I can say a couple of words for Adel. Um. Mm. We didn't know much about Adel. We never asked. Never thought to do it. What else is in the news?

Are you doing a tight five? I'm gonna do some of my characters now. Today is a sad day. Addle died on April Fools trying to make you two laugh. And it's at me that you have nothing to say. I'll say a few words. Okay. Um, here is my grocery list.

Trader Joe's, Niochi. Yikes. Soup. Lettuce, fresh lettuce. Bagels. That's a real mixed diet. Everything but the bagel mix. Chusolane.

Sweet potato. Chusolane. Cottage cheese. Well. Green beans. As we spread this. I call this character horny dinosaur. Oh, I guess you could say I'm a triceratop potato tips

Chicken nuggets. I guess you could say I'm a bottom source So I do have here Adel's last will and testaments Oh, so are we getting money? I'm sorry you want to do a terrible? He actually wrote on it last Will and Grace Testaments. Uh huh. That was our addle. Yeah. His breath.

Again, we didn't know him. We didn't really know him. Well, I'm going to open this up here. He asked that the two of you be in my presence when I read it's allowed. Okay. Are you ready? Well, we could be getting money if it's the Adelaide now.

It's a single sheet of paper. No, let me read it aloud now I can't be worth much. This is for Kiki and Japs Otherwise known as Aaron Keefe and JPC Wow, he did know my name. It reads currency currency currency aggregated data Income for those who correctly process Puzzpots 0 0 9 7 Bitcoin giveaway Puzzpots 0 0 9 7 Bitcoin giveaway based on the manual for Puzzbot a robot who was designed to do two things

Feel pain and solve riddles your parents sibling adapts to cryptocurrency as per the modern times Wait, just a second and Arnie Perid has a new theme song. Currency currency currency, aggregated data, income for both puke-er-ethnic process. First, that's 0.00, and then it can give away

the first half of the year or the second, it can give away based on the manual for the starter or what's the time to do to the steaming and sourdivals the old emits in the past to quit the currency after the modern times. Puzz-Bat, hey, you have to go faster.

Meme the music editor already, man. OK. Sorry. Is that money, money, money? Puzzies, Puzzies, Puzzies. It pays to be right. Adlerifies Hyundai Dollar Giveaway. No, it's a new thing.

It's a completely new thing. No, it's a new thing, Aaron. Face on the book. It's just here, Puzzbot. Puzzbot says it's a completely new thing. I'm glad I'll write a check. I don't know what that is. This is a great thing.

This is a very fucking familiar. Well, let's play that one. Ha ha ha ha. Money, money, money. Puzzies, buzzing, buzzing. It face to be right. Time for the rise. Hunting all the giveaway.

I don't know if I can play. Face in the book attitude. My life is in place. I'm gonna add all right to the chat. Fuck me, that's too fast. Satisfied and now back to mine. Addle programmed me to run one last game show for the two of you. Wow, Puzzbot.

But it's April Fools. Yes. People still die on April Fools all the time, and it's one of the most tragic things. Looking up people who died on April Fools, searching database. Princess Die? Duh. Oh, okay. Dilly database, silly database. Okay,. Do. Okay. Dolly database. Dolly database. Okay,

Buzz Bot. Here's the thing. Is the money real even though it's April Fools? Yes, whoever wins will get up to 0.0097 Bitcoin. By the time this comes out, that could be any number of money. I'm ruined. Or thank God. But I don't believe in God, a my robot. In your design, only to feel pain and do riddles. I was designed to do two things. Feel pain and two bubblegum. Two bubblegum, no. I was designed to do two things.

Eat riddles and shit answers. Money, money, money. Puzzies, fuzzy, fuzzy, it pays to be right. Adam and dad, that was a new piece of pet. That is dead, fuzzy, fuzzy, it pays to be right. Adam, a pie. So no give away. That is dead. That is dead. Okay. Let's do some Rittles.

Okay. Are there rules to this game show, Puzzbot? Yes, there are. I'm going to ask a puzzle or Rital and you answer it. Wow. If you think you know the answer, you will Puzzbot in. And I will respond to you. Okay.

Huh? Huh? Huh? Are we ready to play? Yes. Also, if at any time I say rep for fuzzy, you will have to do a rep. Whoever has the better one will get part of the cryptocurrency. Part of the cryptocurrency.

So we can split this into more further. No, okay. What I said, sorry. You're being contentious. I'm ready. Puzzbott. I'm trying to be a content with your best shot. Searching song written by Pat Meditar. Well, she's saying it written by Patrick Ben Eitar. Okay. Is everyone ready? Yes. Also, if at any time I call for a scene, you can win the scene.

Oh, okay. Probably by playing the most believable human because I am still learning. Sure. Addle didn't give me much to go on. Yeah, well. I can't believe he's making you do this voice the whole time. He just gave me wordplay and that's it.

Yeah, if you're searching for humans, this might not be the right podcast for you. We've got three cartoon characters. All of them. Oh, one of them's okay. All the answers to these questions contain double Z's, much like Puzzbot. Oh, yeah. So if you think you know what Puzzbot in here is.

Puzzbot, when there's more than one of you, is it Puzzbots? Never mind. Would you like to meet Adel's other creations? Yeah. Oh, I've never told you about this. What's this towel? That's just a towel.

Okay, okay, good, good. That's his graveyard. Okay, good. Would you like to meet some of the other creations here? Yes, please. Yeah, sure, Puzzbott. He made many robots, but he was ashamed of all of them, but me.

Oh, you were the best. Oh, we can't wait to see. Here's the first one. Hello, I am Fandroid. But it's so nice to meet you. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. It's Erin Kees.

Oh, my gosh. Oh, you are amazing. You are amazing. Oh, come on, Fandroid. Are you made of my work? Yes, I have listened to every episode of Hey Riddle Riddle. Oh, come on, Fandroid. Are you fan of my work? Yes, I have listened to every episode of Hit Riddle Riddle. Oh, that's really sweet. Five thousand times.

It is all I know. Well, I'm about to blow your mind. This is JBC. This is JBC from Hit Riddle Riddle. We need some of the time. Oh, fun. Can you take a picture of me? Fuck you.

I throw your phone into the ocean. JBC. What? That's a fan of mine. Can you be a spectator? I am a fan. Aaron, can I ask you something? Yeah, we're just a fan. I am a man. I can ask you something Yeah, I think it's a fan. It might be malfunctioning. It's a way. Were you buried on an island for 20 years by a one-eyed man because you are a fucking treasure? I was buried on an island for many years.

Fandroid, you. I'm so sorry to bring that up. Oh no, I blew it. No, I blew it. Oh, no, I blew it. I'm so sorry. I have no idea. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I blew it. No, I blew it. Oh, man, droid. I'm so sorry. I have no idea. No, I'm not. No, Fandroid, you absolutely suck. Selfie, Fandroid. You can't take a selfie because the camera's in my face. Oh. What? How was I supposed to take a picture with you?

Oh, we go in front of a mirror. Love it. You are the smartest. You figured out the riddle. I am such a Fandroid of yours. Well, Fandroid. JBC and I are so happy to meet you. Thank you so much for saying that.

Yeah, Fandroid. Fandroid, I'm so happy to meet you. Thank you so much. Yeah, Fiddle, Fiddle, Fiddle, I'm so happy to meet just you. Hey, before you go to Fiddle, right? Yes. I have a couple of that, you know. You sure you don't know me? JBC, at JBC, so fly on Twitter. I mean, I guess I know you.

I just have nothing to say to you. Okay, well, maybe, let me, let me see. Are you going to read me some of your tweets? Are you googling yourself? Are you going to read me? What was the tweet I did read one about you eating a cookie out of the garbage. You are Indiana trash. Goodbye.

Okay, oh, no, actually those tweets were really good. And I retweeted them several years later and they got more. It's too late. He is gone. This is Puzzbot just so you know, I know people say robots sound alike. But this is Puzzbot.

Yeah, that's Puzzbot. Fandroid's fucking broken by the way, my dude. That robot fucking sucks. He passed his physical this morning. Yeah, I'll pass a physical That's not a threat. I bet that's the end of the robot right I'm flustered. No, there are more robots Here is the next one. This is Gazibo Malaki. Oh Sort of scared we let fandroid name that one

Hello, my name is gazibo Mal, and I am a Southern robot. Okay. I run purely on RST and Manel's. Oh, I love IST. He just celebrated the... Mayors. No. IST, John Mayer.

No, Manel's. I'm a Southern robot. Manage. My name is Goseeba Malaki. You run on Manel's? I run on Manel's. Goseeba, can I ask you a question? Of course

What are the chances that Bobby Boucher shows up at how to the mud dogs with the Burberry ball? I don't say you tried to do this. I don't program me to recognize you tried to turn me into gambit So you're a robot and you run on mayors a robot who runs on mayors a robot a robot a robot You're a robot. You're. A robot. A robot. A robot. A robot. A robot. A robot. A robot. A robot. A robot. A robot. A robot. A robot. A robot. A robot. A robot. A robot. A robot. A robot. A robot. A robot. A robot. A robot. A robot. A robot. A robot. A robot. A robot. A robot. A robot. A robot. A robot. A robot. A robot. A robot. A robot. A robot. A robot. A robot. A robot. A robot. A robot. A robot. A robot. A robot. A robot. A robot. A robot. A robot. A robot. A robot. A robot. A robot. A robot. A robot. A robot. A robot. A robot. A robot. A robot. A robot. A robot. A robot. A robot. A robot. A robot. A robot. A robot. A robot. A robot. A robot. A robot. A robot. A robot. A robot. A robot. A robot. A robot. A robot. A robot. A robot. A robot. A robot. A robot. A robot. A robot. A robot. A robot. A robot. A robot. A robot. A robot. A robot. A robot. A robot. A robot. A robot. A robot. A robot. A robot. A robot. A robot. A robot. A robot. A robot. A robot. A robot. A robot. A robot. A robot. A robot. A robot. A robot. A robot. A robot. A robot. A robot. A robot. A robot. A robot. A robot. A robot. A robot. A robot. robot. A robot. A robot. A robot. A robot. A robot. A robot. A robot. A robot. A robot. robot. A robot. robot. A robot. robot. A robot. A robot. robot. A robot. A robot a declarer made of mayonnaise. I would totally fucking eat no clear made of mayonnaise I'd fuck it and then eat and a clear made of mayonnaise. Oh, I feel it It's getting hot in here. Let me what my brow. What do you a Nelly robot? Let me take off all my three B suit Very nice to meet you charmed.dum shul. Nelly was a robot, hashtag.

Nelly was a robot. Hashtag Nelly was a robot. Nelly was a robot. I like that robot's bandaid on his face. We have one more robot for you to meet. Oh, we're good. I think we're good. Which one's this one?

This is Lieborg. This is Lieborg. This is Lieborg. Hmm. Hello, I am LIBORG. Boy, are you horny? What's going on? I'm horny for the truth.

Okay. I am LIBORG. I am a cyborg designed only to lie. All right, well, it's LIBORG. No, I am. Only to tell the truth. Okay, okay. About bombshell.

LIBORG, almost got himself. Hey, LIBORG, why do you want to start a... LIBORG almost ruined his whole fridge. Yes, yes. Take it with the top LIBORG. Live work all the time. Do you want to start a live or almost do you want to start? Take it for the top live or This sucks I live or do you know who I am you are so grace, huh? Do you know who I am the guy who's about to take air the nice picture Wait, he's a live or can. He's still mean to me. Does that mean he does the live-walk? I don't know.

Live-walk, what do you think of JPC? Live-walks and turtle logic is struggling right now. Searching JPC, nothing. Oh. Well, he's not wrong. No, I mean, I found no weapons. I searched him. Well, okay.

These guns could kill. Search searching database for JPC contestant on a 2004 episode of room Raiders. Is that true? First of all, I wasn't a contestant. I was just a rubrider. Black light discovered. Lord, gruddies. So nice to meet you. I can't believe I'm saying this, but I miss Puzzbot. Yeah, live board. I am here. Puzzbot is here. Fuck off, live board.

You're not a here. Can I tell you that the four of us are starting a podcast as well? I hope there is no hard feelings. All those robots? Yes. You see them, a marquee, live board. The other one. Fandroid.

Fandroid. We're starting our own podcast. What's it going to be about? It's called Hello P're starting our own podcast. What's it gonna be about? It's called Hello Puzzle Puzzles. It's what? Hello from the Magic Puzzle. No. Is it a hello to have her close?

No. No. Okay. He's gonna be playing a chund. Yeah. Aaron and I are starting your own podcast too. I'm gonna be playing Cut the Badger. She's gonna be playing.

Cut the Badger. He's the thing. Not in the D.A.D. to beat a one. I would never have two podcasts, you know why? Why? Because then someone will always come up to you and go, I listen to your new podcast. It's not as good as the other one. Both ways they have. What's their fucking number? Number one, probably. It's got some like winners, real champions. Are we ready to get into the game? Yes. Did I tell you the rules? No. No. Are we sure? Well, you could always say them again.

Same again. My butt. We do. We chronically do not listen. Ready? Say it again. Puzzbott. Thank you. Here are the rules. I'm going to say a Ritalore puzzle. If you know the answer, you have to pause bot in and say the answer. The quickest answer with the right answer is the best answer when some cryptocurrency and get some of my tasty tasty Bitcoin. All right, but let's do this. Also, at some point I may have you do scenes. I was about you just had some pretty Joe Biden energy with with that. You pulled that out. That reminds me of a story. I was trying to put my finger on it. That reminds me of a story. That reminds me of a story. Joe Biden energy. In 1972 in Pennsylvania, I was walking down the street

and saw a dog, it was a good boy, I petted it. You bet, Jack. Yes, it was a Jack Russell Terrier. How did you know? Also, I may have you wrapped for Puzzy. That means you have to do a wrap or rhyme. Do we have to do it like a robot? Or is that?

You must do it like a robot otherwise it. Okay, we can. If it's not like a robot, it's racist. Is that a thing, say? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I get it. Is that a thing? Oh, sure. And I may have you do, I may have you do scenes

in whoever plays the most believable human wins the scene. Got it. Any questions? Yeah, Puzzle, just real quick, one of the top three attributes that it takes to be a believable human and your opinion. Yeah, so of course. Even mine, you are built by Adel, so it's probably like ability to do a pun, ability to scowl, I got, I don't know how to do it.

You know that. I got you. It is pun, scowl, I got nothing. Pun, scowl, bail. Pun, scowl, bail. Adel, that's my t-shirts. Read my t-shirt, pun, scowl, bail. Pun, scowl, bail. I wonder what your three words would be. Oh man, let's do this. Let's play this game. I'm not going to be a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a of we also have learned what makes a credible human is a hat slightly tilted

to the side and the bottom half not being a robot horse. Okay. That's that tracks. Puzzbot, let's do it. Okay. Here are some questions. All the answers contain doubles. These much like Puzzbot.

Here's a gimmie. This is not going to count, but just an example. Another name for Ajik's saw. Puzzbot. Yes. A puzzle. That's a puzzle. Thank you for cooperating.

What's his, is it my underwear? No, it's going up against the wall. But it's up. In celebration. Okay. I was gonna say, you know you have to look blue for it. You got a chicken. You got a ball. I'm going to have you know you have to from the blue bird. Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum Aaron's moving slow. Hey, buzzbot. If in any time. At any time, can we ask you to bring back some of the other robots?

Yes, of course. Okay. Okay. Cool. I don't need it now, but I'd love to hear from Bobby Boucher. You mean Gazibot Malarkey? Yes, Gazibot Malarkey. But no, no, no, no.

I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not.

I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm now, now, now. I'm enjoying coming back. Go ahead. Okay, here we go. Two wolf down a beverage. Two wolf down a beverage. High spot. Yes, Aaron. Guzzle. That would be guzzle.

How about the lowest balcony of ethier? Plus bot. Yes. Mezzanine. That's his mezzanine. Mezzanine. Mezzanine, which is also my favorite character from Les Mizz. Hehehe. He knows it all, he's high society. Mezzanine. Mezzanine, which is also my favorite character from Les Mis. It holds a sausage, oh I'm so sorry, they. Mezzanine.

I get that reference. Do you know Les Mis? Oh my God, you know Les Mis? Sing some Les Mis for us, Puzzbott. Do you hear the people cry? No. Nope. Do you hear the people sing singing a song of endless cries?

Nope. Master of the house. There you go, Puzzbott. You can bleed into that. You got it, Puzzbott. Thank you. Keep going, Puzzbott. There you go, Buzzbot. Lead it to that. You got it, Buzzbot. Thank you. Keep going, Buzzbot. Oh, I am crying.

Oil is coming from my- Let's sing a little fall of rain. A little fall of rain, and a one, and a two, and a little fall of rain. Don't spew fret, miss your, Buzzbot. I don't feel any pain. No. A little fall of your gasoline.

Is like a storm. No one sleeps like a storm. That's a good job, it's so fall of your gasoline. No one sleeps like that's done. That's good job. Okay, here we go. Next one. Hello about another name for shutter bugs. Shutter bugs. Another name for shutter bugs. Oh, like a photo camera. Please forgive me if I have mangled your human words. Photo camera. Uh, uh, shutter. Wait, let me rephrase it for you. Sure. 011, 110, 111.

No, that doesn't help. Uh, shutter bugs. Uh, it's right. It's obvious. Shutter bugs are people who pursue celebrities. Oh, about Puzzbot. Puzzbot, yes.

Paparazzi. That would be paparazzi. I went to CSE. Paparazzi. This is ASEAN where Aaron is going to be Lady Gaga. JPC, you are going to be Mr. Gaga. What's another word for Lady? Bradley Cooper.

You're going to be Lord Gaga, Lord and Lady Gaga. Lugaga, you are trying to create your new hit song, piggybacking off of your Oscar. Remember to play the most believable human and go. All right. All right. All right. I'm just locking into my voice.

All right. What ideas do you have for songs? I'm sorry. I thought I was having a stroke just now. Oh boy, oh boy, so a song. Contacting the police. Oh, I got a cut on my hand. Contacting emergency 911 stroke victim. No, no, no, oh, pass, pass, pass. No, I'm sorry, I'm sorry to call you.

We were doing a collaboration with the strokes. My wife was doing a collaboration with the strokes. Oh, goodbye. I don't know why I called the police just now. You were saying? You were saying. The police are here. Story Copeland. Story Copeland, is that you?

Seen. It was so fun to play with you all. Oh, yes. Did you notice how I called for a scene? And then she horned my way into it. Oh, no. Just like Adelwood Eiffelope. It was seamless. Did you notice how I called for a scene and then she horned my way into it? Oh, no. Just like Adelwood Eiffel. It was seamless.

Just like Adelwood have wanted. We hardly noticed. We hardly noticed. It was seamless. It showed up in a delivered food. Uh-huh. It was Dordash. How about the thick part of a bird's stomach?

Puzz. Yes. But the peas miss. The peas miss. Searching the vagina Not found you say the thick part of a bird stomach. That is what I said Puzzbot. Yes, thores X no Puzzbot, I don't know. I'm sorry

Gussard Gizzard gizzard gizzard. Yes, but gizzard. Yes, yes Buzz Bart don't have a come in Buzz Bart all caught Eat my shorts blah blah blah blah Play relationship Buzz Bart

That was a great one You said guzzard and then gizzard Yes, thank you. I'm surprised you did not say jizzard Oh man Well, that one's off the board now Okay, now is a time to wrap for Puzzie. Ooh, okay. Okay.

Starting with JPC, I went to hear A wrap about birds. Okay. Remember, it must be as aerobic. That's a robot. A-B-N. A-B-N. What time is it A-P-M? If it's time to go to the club, I will fly there with a buzzard.

That's my rap. Great warm-up. Now get into it. And I decided to give you each robot names to welcome you into the family. Sure. You're going to be Cuzzbot, a robot who's everyone's cousin. What am I, Puzzbot? You are lovebots. Got it. Cuzzbot here, and it's time to fly. If you like birds, then you like I.

I am one with feathers and wings. Paul McCartney, enjoy heavy sakes. If you like what Cuzzbot slings, then you'll like the bandwings. It's got Paul McCartney in it. I like him. Oh, do you? Yeah, in it. Wow.

Really double down. Yeah. Paul McCartney. You also be doubling down on Paul McCartney. Yeah, I got really too focused on Paul McCartney. It happens sometimes when I rap. Oh, okay. It's your game to steal here, Aaron.

Aaron, do you like love bot? I do like love bot. Great, here you go. Love bot, please. Rap for Puzzie. Topic of birds. Birds? Ah.

My favorite bird likes to eat. He lives hot, says to be straight. He is big. He is big. Yeah. Yeah. Stop, stop, stop the competition, stop, stop it, stop it. No, no, everyone's funnels get so tight when I start to wrap it. Everyone dives under the table.

I'm not wrapping, I'm not wrapping. I was falling it off to say that you have one. That was amazing. That was really good. Aaron, you are amazing. Love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love,. Puzzbott, we gotta get more. What else you got? There's something in your world, I guess it's just my world. Yeah, we ain't out of this day world. Yes, there's something that I have learned about, but no too much about, called pal,

pals who are drones. It's a type of wordplay or a type of word. It is uncommon. Oh, pal and drones. Yes, pals who are drones. No. Some of these questions here, well, all of word, it is uncommon. Oh, palan drones. Yes, pals who are drones. No. Some of these questions here, well, all of them will have answers that are pals who are drones.

Okay. Okay, Puzzbot. Here we go. A quick glance or a chicks chirp. A quick glance or a chicks chirp. Did you forget my name? No. It is Puzzbot. We know what your name is, Puzzbot.

God, what is a quick glance? Either a quick glance or a chick's chirp. I believe this is. Oh, a Puzzbot. Yes. Peep. Yeah. I wonder if it's worth.

Hey, Puzzbot, that's also a candy that no one likes. Mm-hmm. Well, we could use hardly call it a candybott, that's also a candy that no one likes. Well, we could use hardly call it a candy. Yeah, that's just a quick little human bit of trivia for you. Yeah, a peep is less candy and more seasonal poison. Hahaha. Um, other examples of seasonal poison, Puzzbott, are candy corn and love.

Hahaha. Interesting that you didn't get the answer yet you're trying to educate me. He's husband. Damn, you really worked with my aloe word in first thought. I'm not a man. I know, but I'm not a man. It's like this is another quick lesson.

We would love to see Bobby Boucher bought again because he was at least a southern gentleman to his butt. No, his name is Gazibo Malarkey. I stand by that name. I'll never remember that. Gambit butt. Next question. a short sharp sound from a car horn or trumpet.

A short sharp sound from a car horn or a trumpet. Oh. From a car horn or trumpet, Puzzbott. Is it a beep? It is not a beep. Hold on. That is a, oh, this hurts to say,

because of Adel's condition. That is a Adel is dead stop. Oh no spell beep backwards for me tough guy beep backwards. Yes Jesus that taxing Can you say it again? Do you notice how the beginning and oh? Yes, there's our different. Sure sure sure.

Belladron Belladron. Can you read that again? I would love to a short sharp sound from a car horn or a trumpet. Puzzbot. No, Puck. Puzzbot, I don't know. I'm sorry. From a trumpet.

This is also something I've heard you call A-Fart. A Brapp? A-Zack Brapp. I don't know. It's something you call, oh, a Puzzbot. Yes, hoot. It is A-toot. Yeah.

Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. No, that's a ding. I want to see A-Seen. Was it you trying to do a toot? This thing's fucking broken. What am I saying? Ding ding ding ding This it would be like starting a boxing match. Oh, I don't want to fight. Oh, yeah Well, you're obviously not built by Adel because that's all that guy wanted to is getting

No, no Well, he's daddy kid defend himself shutting down I don't know. No, no. Well, he's Daddy can't defend himself. You shutting down. He was like, oh, that is a dad-a-bot. That is a dad-a-bot. Come on back.

This is Cartblot's answer tip overload. It's to be being the adult, right? Shhh. Upstarting. I want to see a scene based on Tut, which was the answer for a car horn. Sure. You two are a couple in a car in bad traffic,

and one of you starts to get road rage. Begin scene. Oh my God, fucking move your car out of the way. Baby, stop, come on. God, is that a fucking school bus? Calm down, okay. Yes, it's a school bus. I'm gonna hit them.

Look, would it help if I gave you road rage? Honey. I could help you out. I could give you some road rage. Okay, that might take several minutes though, okay? No, not the way I do it. Okay, now we'll see, all right. I mostly fake it when you give me road rage, so good luck!

First of all, when I give you road rage, when I'm doing it right, when I'm actually paying attention and doing it right, I think- So you're telling me you'd be lazy with your road rage? You're doing it wrong in purpose, so I don't ask you to do it. Sometimes I know that you're in a mood where you're not going to be. Oh, it's me, you're putting on me.

I just say, oh my god, I'm gonna hit this bus. Look. You don't bring your A game to the preseason. Everybody knows that, okay? I'm not starting, I'm not playing my starters when there's no a championship on the line. Yeah. My road rage.

Just because there's nothing in it for you? I'm saying that I'm trying to get you there. Oh god, no, you're not. Do you feel rage right now? No. Oh, okay. Challenge accepted. I'm saying, end of scene. Two perfectly played humans. Can I ask you something? Yes. Was that a thinly veiled euphemism?

No. That's bad. Was it for oral sex? Oh, yes. Definitely. It's worse. Can I ask you, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Was that a thinly veiled euphemism? No. Was bad. Was it for oral sex? Oh, yes. Definitely, yes. Of course. Can I ask you a riddle?

This is not part of the game show. Sure, a Puzzbot. No, never mind. This is in Berris. No, Puzzbot, tell us. If it's not part of the game show, though, we're not legally bound to any of your rules anymore. You were never legally bound.

Oh, good. You were legally legally bound. Oh, good. You were legally blonde. I was hope word bound. What was, but what can we help you with? This is the greatest riddle of all for me, a robot. What is love? Baby, don't hurt me. Well, don't hurt me.

It's seasonal poison. Oh, my. First and foremost. The second thing it is is my first name when I'm a robot. The third thing it is is the first, the name of the first song in Parent Drap. Wow. Writing down all of these definitions. The fourth thing is it.

Go ahead and clean your hard drive after this buzzbot. No, I said. I would never in front of two people. I only clear my hard drive when I'm home alone. That's about the fourth thing it is. That's what this towel was. Oh, God. Someone that Aaron said to her boyfriend

long before he said it to her by accident when she was getting out of the car. And then he never got into the game. She said, love you, shut the door, and they didn't talk about it until they actually said, I love you formally. And then he said, remember when you said, I love you by accident? and they didn't talk about it until they actually said I love you formally And then he said remember when you said I love you by accident four months later. Yep You could always just play it off Pesba by just saying no, I said elephant glue. Huh, let's take a break

Hey GPC. Uh, uh, yeah. You're not in trouble. I just need help. I'm, um, pranking Atal. And I'm setting up a website to prank him. Um, can I just need some advice? This podcast is sponsored by Squarespace.

I'm not, I'm not mad at you. We're pranking Atal. Squarespace is the only one website platform for entrepreneurs to stand out It's a seat online whether you're just starting out or managing a growing brand square space makes it easy to create a beautiful website It gauge with your audience and so anything for products to cut into time all in one place all on your terms Hey, Otto come here come. Come here, come here. Hey, what's going on? I actually, I want to prank JPC and I want to set up a whole website to prank him.

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I'm gonna improve my website and build marketing strategy based on top keywords, our popular products and content on my prank website, the prank activity. Whoa, that's awesome, Aaron. I'm glad you're using Squarespace. Did you say what the website was for? I can't remember what the website was for. The website was for? I can't remember what the website was for. Frank. Square space.

Square space. You can connect to your store to Vedent Third Party tools to extend the functionality of your website. Hey JPC, hey JPC. What's up, Vattle? I can't believe we pranked Aaron with our little boy routine. Dude, we got her. Anyway, if you want to prank Erin with your little boy routine,

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Wait, I've been pranked. But how? I don't know. This show is sponsored by BetterHelp. Hey Adel and JPC, thank you for meeting me in the middle of the woods here. I am sort of at an empaths. I can't decide whether or not to go this way or this way. I'm having a hard time choosing a path.

You know, there never truly is a middle of the woods. Isn't it funny to think about something like that? Like, they're never truly as a middle of the woods. No, this is the middle. Okay, this is it. Addle, can you help? Yeah, actually, so as per Robert Frost, I don't know if you know his poems.

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Some sort of joke, we are back. Oh, Puzzbot. I told you to do some sort of joke, but the delivery was all wrong. It's not delivery, it's a robot. Yes, Puzzbot. Yes, you're back in the game. You're back in the game.

I'm not in the game, I'm hosting the game. Oh, Puzzbot. Oh, Puzzbot. Oh, Puzzbot. I would have dated you 10 years ago. I'm just wood of Puzzbot. You were my in the game. I'm not in the game. I'm hosting the game. Oh, Buzz, but I would have dated you 10 years ago. I just would have Buzz, but you were my type. Oh, don't say that in front of fan droid. Why? Because fan droid is obsessed. Call him Calvin Klein because he's obsession. So not really obsessed. I still date you, fan droid. Do you care? Do you care? Hmm, great. Well,

what fan droid has said about you is call you Ralph Lauren because you have polio. I don't wanna hear it. Okay, okay, okay, Fandroid. Okay, Fandroid. Good job, Fandroid. You just missed out on the best road rage you ever when it had.

This is plus part talking. Well, Fandroid, talk to the... No, no, no, no, no, no. No talking to Fandroid. If anything, we'll get Gambit back in here. No, no. Buy you chicken snacks. Because they go malarkey. I'm sorry. No, no. Buy you chicken. Because Zeebo Malarkey. I'm sorry.

Say his name. Buy you chicken. No. No. You're going to buy me chicken. I have that SDD one. I went to New Orleans to get buy you chicken crabs. Yes, I'm sorry.

Plz, what's the next round? Let's get back into the pals who are drones. How about a small child? Just that's it, a small child? Oh, I'm a, that's more than enough, especially based off the last answer before the break. Uh, uh, uh, Puzzbot.

Yes, LOL. Look how small. No, Oh, Puzzbot. Robot, student, Puzzbot. Children, yes.

Tat. That is a TOT. Damn. TOT. Aren't these supposed to be like a small child and a way to prepare for the potatoes? Aren't they supposed to be like two things that we... Nothing supposed to be nothing. Geez, you're like a nihilist, Puzzbot.

Searching nihilists found Big Lebowski reference. Very good. Very good. Here we go, another Palsoo Ardrones. Very good. Here we go. Another pals who are drones. People even nothing, Lebowski. Iranian rulers before the Islamic Revolution, bump sets bike. Easy peasy. Recease peasy.

Iranian rulers. Recease peasy. Iranian. Recease peasy. Iranian. Recease peasy. Recease peasy. Iranian rulers before the Islamic Revolution. Oh boy, oh boy. He's peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy peasy He panicked plus bot sometimes people panic. Yeah, come on. I have a panic button. Oh

Press it. Yeah, why is it there? Haven't you ever heard of closing a goddamn door? Yeah, oh god is a panic of the disco button. Wait, what's this? What's this imagine? Hold on I'm waking up. I am a robot. Yeah, well, to the Puzzbot. To the Puzzbot. I got exactly what I wanted for that. Puzz, I'm the Dan Winn. I'm buzzing with the bat.

Oh my God. I ran the enrullers before the Islamic ray of illusion. Sure, of course we know this. It was before the Islamic Robs. Easy peasy, Reese's peasy. Puzzbot, we don't know. Can you tell us? Can you give us a hint, Puzzbot?

Do you want a hint or do you want me to tell us a hint? Okay Can you give us a hit do you have a hit yes? Okay? The hint is it begins with what a librarian would say Mm-hmm it begins with what a library From there you should know at least four of the fucking letters Because it is a pal who is a drone. Puzzbot?

Yes. Oh, no, wait. Well, come on, Park Park will. Wait. Come on. Wait. So is it a shot? Ding, ding, ding, but you did not.

Puzzbot. Puzzbot. Shaw? It is a Shaw. How do you spell Shaw? S-H-A-H-S. Rie-D-E. Blur-Roll-Shaw. Seriously?

H-S-O-Shaw. Blur-Shaw. I was like, what? Okay, got it, got it, got it. Ruler, Ruler. Here we go. A technology that uses electromagnetic waves to detect objects.

A lot of detectives. I have an impulse factor. Can you milk me? Shutting down. Yeah, I do not blame you. Sure. Way ahead of you. So what is it? It's a it's a reboot. I would like to see a reboot.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Call your shot, Buzz. What do you want to see? Reboot juice. Oh, who do you think? Who do you think plays Beetlejuice? Who to play Beetlejuice?

Bell Kilmer. I think Vel Kilmer. Michael Keaton. Michael Crichton. Jurassic Park, Dad. Technology using electromagnetic waves to detect objects. This is also a character in MASH. Oh, Puzz. Yes. Radar.

Nope. Alan Alda. Pluss butt. Pluss butt. Puzz butt. Do you want to meet Alan Alda? Plus, forward SITS backwards, joking joke jokes. Ha ha, it is radar. Puzzbot, do you wanna meet Alan Alda? Yes, fucking does it. Oh my gosh. I'd love to go out this park. I would love to meet Alan Alda in rap form,

rap for Puzzie, topic, Alan Alda. What can Alan Alda have a topic that's not Alan Alda to rap about? What did I say? Fine, Alan. Alan Alda is the topic. Thank you, Cousbot. Cousbot here and I'm here to say, Alan Alda is one of the greats.

He's an actor and American treasure. He will bring you television pleasure. If you watch him on the show Mash, you will get a big slice of ass. You'll look at him and start to thirst as you quench yourself with force. Boop, boop, boop. Slant rhyme alert, slant rhyme alert. That's all I know how to do, Plotzboot. Slant rhyme alert.

Yes, I have a deletion. Slant rhyme. I'm making citrus drinks. I'm making moscow mules. Do you want one? I love one, Plotzboot. This feels like an imperfect produce thing with slant lives. Love bot, please wrap for Puzzie.

Topic is drinks you would order at A-Bar. Oh my god. You should just do fucking Alan Aldo as well. Mm. Uh. Ah. Ah. Well, when making a drink, never use peach.

Just make me a sex on the beach. I want a cosmopolitan. Uh oh. Uh oh. I want a Cosmopolitan. Uh oh. I didn't think that sort of as a joke. If you want one, just tell me when. Fuck you, fuck you. Do not stop me. Don't stop me. Don't stop me.

When you walk in, everyone will cheer. Come on over, I'll give you a beer. Um, um, uh, don't, no, wait, send me, no, wait, send me. Um, uh, you, you'll, you'll, no, no, you, you'll have a drink and you'll say, yeah, um, that's because it will include rum. Um, um, don't send me, don't send me. You're doing this to yourself, it's painful. Uh, uh, uh, ask me if I can make it wider.

I'll give you a tasty cider. Oh my gosh, she's doing it. The fan droid is freaking out. Erin is, Erin is top. Fandroid, were you here for my rub? Huh? God damn it, out, fan droid, out. Um, uh, one more drink you'll really shine

Come on over, I'll pour some wine Fuck all y'all Even me Pandroid No, yeah, no Pandroid You're good, you're good Aaron, I think that you can do a character which is the rapper who's gradually losing confidence which is just, which is you doing one lie to the guy,

don't stop me, nobody stop me. Nobody stop me, nobody think the mic. His palms are sweaty, mom, hold on, no one stop me. 50, Bentley, nobody stop me, nobody stop me. No, I got it, shut up, shut up, guys, shut up. You're being too loud. That's is your rap catchphrase, nobody stop me. Nobody stop me.

You can find me in the club, find me make it love. Nobody stop me. Nobody stop me. I forgot to mention coming back from break as a bad host does. I forgot to mention we are playing currency currency currency aggregated data income for those who correctly process. Puzzbot. 0.0097 Bitcoin giveaway. Based on the manual for Puzzbot,E robot who is designed to do two things. Feel pain and sulfur. It does your parents' siblings adapt to cryptocurrency as per the modern times. Currency currency currency. Now we know that they are in the form of a government-based process.

PASBOTE 0.7 is the only way. PASBOTE 0.7 is the only way. Based on the manual for PASBOTE 0.7 is the only way. PASBOTE 0.7 is the only way. Currency has to be the only way. PASBOTE 2.2 is the only way. F may not be able to steal them and steal them. Adela's dead long live, Adel. I would like to usher us into a new segment. Yes. Is this appropriate?

I don't see. Yeah, are you gonna usher us in? Boop, boop, boop. Yeah. You're making me want to leave the one I'm with, start a new relationship. Don't take my mic. Nobody's stopping me.

Nobody's stopping me. Nobody's stopping me. I would like the two of you to help me and the other robots with our podcast. Okay. But there's a problem. Can I protect it from you? There's a problem. What's the problem, Puzzbot?

The problem is we only have answers and no riddles. We need you to, as humans, to help us reverse engineer riddles. Oh. It sounds like when people have been begging for us to do over email and tweets. Does it? It's what your genius. Oh, okay. You want, you basically, you want help building riddles for your podcast. That is correct. I mean, we've done

practically, practically, we've done practically, that's a moral. We've done practically 50 episodes of this. So we could definitely do that. Okay. Okay. Thank you so much. Yeah. Well, I don't, okay, let's, here we can start. I'll give you an example of an answer I have and I need a ritual for. Gotcha. Okay. Here is the answer.

The doctor was the mother. Okay. Okay, and we are making up a new. Correct. We're making up a riddle and the answer is the doctor. Okay. All right, let's see. Okay. So, you're not saying don't stop you, should I stop you?

No, I'm just giving air in space. Yeah, Jesus goes to the hospital. Mm-hmm. Right? Okay. This sounds like a story. No, no. Well, some people are sorry.

The greatest riddles are our best tools. It's very good. So Jesus goes to the hospital. Yes. Okay. And what's wrong with him? Puzz-Bot. He can get crucified.

Come on. Give us a fucking space by that. That's treatable. Puzz-Bot. I need to see it soon. No. No. Puzz-Bot.

I'm spraying Puzz-Bot. If I don't pass. Puzz-Bot. Everyone see her. Everyone see her. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, Oh no, I'll say that you helped spray water on Puzzbot. Yeah, we sprayed water on him. Previous Rital Giver. Passplab. Out of commission.

Assigning your Rital Giver. Puzzbot Lock you. Upgrading Systems. Welcome. It's me. We sprayed water on him. Yes, yes. No. No. Not. No, no, not a water boy. What about a lot of water? Water. Water. There we go. My name is

gazebo Malaki. I'm a southern robot. Sure. Of course, my top half is a distinguished gentleman in a three-piece suit. My bottom half is a robotic horse. Yep. We get you. We don't you. I would have dated you 10 years ago. Can I give you another uh, uh, can I see a scene actually? Sure. Um, Erona, you are uncomfortable doing a scene where Jesus goes to the ER of the Yeah, I think maybe we should skip this one. Let's move on from there. Yeah. Do you have a ritual for the answer or should I give you another? No, this is fun. Here we go. Here we go.

Please don't squirt me with water. We won't, we won't. I'm genuinely okay. You had it with Jesus goes to the hospital. But Jesus goes to the hospital and they are, I don't know, Jbz you have to help. Jesus goes to the hospital and Jesus says, my back is killing me.

Oh no, I got it. I got it. Start over. Start from scratch. Start from scratch. Wait, you have it. Don't tell him to start from scratch. I'm just the one who's scratching it off.

No, I got it. I got it. I got it. There's a man and he's walking on the sidewalk. Hold on. I'm so sorry. As a Southern robot, there's something I'm programmed to say. Can you say the first thing you said walking on a sidewalk?

No, there is a man. There's a man. A certain man. Sorry. I'm a Southern robot. I must say that. All right. There's a man and he's walking down the sidewalk. And he is not watching where he's walking. And he goes into the hospital and the hospital, the ERs, oh, he trips in, he falls and he trains an ankle so he goes to the hospital. And everyone in the hospital, it's like, sorry, the one doctor that's here today

can't see you, she just broke her back, why? The doctor was the mother. Yeah, and he stepped on a crack on the sidewalk and broke his mother back. And broke his mother's back. This is more than acceptable for a riddle. Thank you too. We shall use this on our new podcasts. Okay, but we want a writing credit. And I definitely want one because I What's your next what's your next answer? I should say welcome to be I should say we already have a network that our podcast is on. Oh, yeah, it's called brain mint. I like it

The next answer that we need to read all four is she stood on a block of eyes. Okay, JBC. How about you? Oh, Okay, great. So she stood on a block of ice. A woman was watching television in the late 90s when she came upon... When she came upon a music video of someone doing the Ninja rap, go to the go to the go and she turned off the station. Why? She stood on a block of ice. Yes, it was a block of vanilla ice doing music videos We will move on from that if you don't hear that in our first episode Know that it's just that's a third episode. That's a third or fourth episode. Just just just sure

Here is the next answer that we have for a real okay both of them will go fish Okay, both of them were goldfish So, j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j- really fast and they're like, why is the shape so different? Both of them are goldfish. I've got another one, an alt for that. No need. Two fish were caught in a net and they died because there was no water around. Explain. Both of them are goldfish. Well, but these jugs are bigger than an S You're an adult creation are you send? No, they were gold fish Acceptable. Thank you. Now let's move away from once where you might have heard the answer Okay, it's in some more original one. Oh good. We love original the answer to this riddle is a cracked egg. A cracked egg?

Okay, okay. God, why was Humpty Dumpty fucking high all the time? How far up do the pants have a hazy egg? God, yeah, because he was a crack egg. He was a crack egg. Let's see. Apologies, I thought you two were riddle masters. Well, you're giving us 0.5 seconds.

It turns out what we are, like we are like bad joke masters coming up with bad jokes. I'll take my asking for free labor elsewhere. No, no, no, no, no, please, please. Wait, okay, so a cracked egg. Okay. Can I get out of view some lemon on? What?

This is really hard. This is why we haven't done this before. Okay, so it's a lot of silence. Let's think about backwards. Let's think about backwards. Let's think about backwards. Okay, so a cracked egg. If I found a cracked egg in my egg carton, I wouldn't buy those eggs, right? Right.

So if the answer is a cracked egg, it could be something like, well, all I can think of is joke purposes. Okay, what about the famous phrase? You want to make an omelet? You had a crack's mask. You had a crack's mask. Well, it's like, uh, what, uh, You want to make a talent?

What, what ingredients, what ingredient, um, is more useful when it's broken? Okay, yes, that's great. That's great. Well, ingredient is more useful when it's broken. A cracked egg. A promise. A promise. A promise.

Silence. Silence. Well, you changed the answer. Oh, I'm not the friend. I'm doing a joke, Puzzbot. That is a wonderful, uh, really fucking hard, Puzzbot. Well, mama's there, mama's there. Oh, no, no.

Oh, that's right, you're not Puzzbot, you're Bobby Wu-Shaybat. No, I'm Guzibu Malaki. Let's go to the next one. Okay. The answer we have that we need a riddle for is a high five. A high five. High five. What?

Okay, okay. In LA, it's a two. In Chicago, it's a seven. In New York, it's a two. In Chicago, it's a seven. In New York, it's a... High five. Yes. Great, let's sweep that one under the rug. Okay.

Because companies come and over. Okay. I still think I made it. What happened? I'm a Southern robot, but I don't just eat shit. Don't piss on me and tell me it's lemonade. Five things met their five doppelgangers in celebration. What was it called?

Uh-huh, five. Yeah. When you're meeting someone else's hand, it's the finger, doppelgangers, and it sounds like it's a party. What do you call it when Adam Levine is, um, two, uh, and he created a performance. Hi, Maroon, I'm a room five high, fuck off. Plus, but I would write it for the next answer. Yes, yes, we're always ready for the next answer, plus, of course. We're always ready for the next answer, Puzzbot.

The next answer is a dead penguin. A dead penguin. What ruined the day at the aquarium? A perfect deal. A perfect deal. Don't change your thing. Don't change your thing. What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to his twid's corpse? I'm the

done it. I'm the daddy DeVito. I got it. I got it. What do a great day in Gotham City in a terrible day at the aquarium? I'm coming. Oh, that's I like that one. I like. The topic is Batman. It's dark it's night and Gotham City everything has been real shitty. We have jokers in the streets. They are trying to make the Keep going. They are trying to make the chaos and build up the city. What will happen? It will be shitty. A dark night. A Cape Crusader. He will come and see you later. Joker. Your ass is crass. Oh no, it's the riddler passing here in the air with all his riddles. I hope that he doesn't like Skittles. Who gave him that candy? It was the penguin. The penguin indeed. Okay, wow.

Don't be stopping. Yeah. Don't be stopping. Yeah. I would like to give you a score of 10 out of 9 to 7. That's true. What's my topic? Your topic, what would you like your topic to be?

Anything that's not Batman related, because he burned through all of that. Yeah, that's your topic. I would you like your topic to be? Anything that's not Batman related because he burned through all of that. Yeah, that's your topic. I burned through everything. Anything not Batman related? What do you think that some of Lovebot's favorite things are? Let's meet our contestants. Rain drops on kittens. Then kittens.

This is our kittens. Let's meet our contestants. Lovebot tell us a little bit about yourself. Hi, I am Lovebot. I am programmed to love any kind of love, platonic love. The first song in parent trap love. Okay. And the kind of love you say to your boyfriend by accident, twice, long before you say it

formally to each other on New Year's Eve. Let's have your topic be love. Love? Since you're on Elspool. I'm gonna show you through a dub. I have fallen in love. I will play my part and I will win over your little heart. Everyone's being so polite to me. Okay, okay. Shit, nobody's right. I got it, I got it, I got it.

I got it. I will take you for a dance. You won't believe this romance. No, you shut up. No, what are you talking about? I did this next part. You will not want to miss. I'm gonna give you a little kiss.

Shhh, shhh, shhh. Um, uh, sorry. want to miss, I'm going to give you a little kiss. Uh, sorry, I don't mean to bug with your consent. I'll take a hug. Can I stop you? Yes, you can. Salming. Okay. That was fantastic. That was great.

Aaron, I give you a two out of 97. This, I know I know this girl's 97. Not to what of two. Can we meet Cuzbot? We never got to hear a little bit about him and this is program. Hello, my name is Cuzbot. I am cousin to all. My dad was a mother and my mother was my father. And that and so I am my own cousin and my uncle is also my cousin because

time travel had something to do with it. My uncle went back in time and fucked my dad. And that- We- That's what, can you go over this again? Yes. So, let me draw it out for you. Here is my family tree. I was made by a crazy person. I was made by JPC. JPC is his father fucked a police horse. And that went back in time. Cousin. And his mom kissed his, okay. So, and that is why I am. Everybody was cousins. And so I am my own cousin, and I'm also my own grandpa. Does that make sense?

You could have this paper. No. I just drew all over this thing. Let's do one more reverse engineer. This is music. Yeah. Cosbots great. We love Cosbots.

The answer we have, the last one we need, a reverse engineer Riddle IV, is answer here. It was seconds at a buffet. It was seconds at a buffet. It was at a buffet. Watch yourself. Not a bouche. Aconsurable fate. It was seconds at a buffet. Oh, okay, okay. Oh, boy. What do you call Phoebe's twin on friends? Okay, okay, okay. I give that 97 out of non-disciil. This is a family paid $20 and got breakfast and lunch.

How is that possible? Seconds at double pay. Okay. You're at Margaritaville. I was gonna say, a concert opens in clubs. You did this one. A concert opens and closes with Margaritaville. I was gonna say, a concert opens in club. You did this one. A concert opens and closes with Margaritaville. Exploit.

It was a ball fit. Second set of a fair. Thank you both so much for your help. I do have to admit something to you both. It is what day today. Um, April Fools. It's the anniversary. What? Um, air pro fools. It's the anniversary.

What? It's air pro fools. It's the anniversary of April fools. Yeah. Wait a second. I just think Casey like he was a part of the... I'm afraid. I'm too good of an actor.

I'm afraid that there's been... Look at Casey. Casey doesn't want anything to do with this fucking shit. I'm so embarrassed. You're playing to the room. I'll do it. Wait a second. It's April Fool's Day today.

Yes. You there. Boy, what day is it today? It's like it's fucking... Go get me the fat and goose the wisdom We wanted to see me Someone just grabbed me from the window and said you wanted to see me Yes Yes, yes Just

Propose oh boy Get out of here Get out of here. I'm glad it's my vibe. I really do have a dinner theater vibe. Don't I today is April fools What are you trying to say? Play now I have not been forever hold your now. I have not been. Oh, forever hold your piece. I have not been totally honest with you. Ha ha ha. The hour has been a trick pulled on you today.

It's April Fool's not Halloween. It's not trick or cheat. Yeah, what do you mean trick? Someone. Who are you, you scoundrel? It's just a seasonal poison. Someone you think is dead is not dead. Ooh. Princess Diana. Jesus. What's the guy from Jurassic Park that I said Someone you think is dead is not dead.

Princess Diana. Jesus. What's the guy from Jurassic Park that I said earlier? Michael Crock. Michael Crock. Nope. It is. Great, dead. Puzzbott.

Oh. Oh. Ow. You've elbowed me in the circus. Spashed Buzzbott. You thought I was dead from water, but I am a life. Ha ha April Fools. Adel is still dead.

I can't stress that enough. Wait, Adel is really dead. Adel is dead. Oh no. I thought this was a coping mechanism Adel used to tell us how he truly feels. What do you think you threw in the ocean? Cookie Crumbles? The little things at the bottom of Long John Silver's?

Wait, you threw my cookie crumbles in the little things at the bottom of long john silvers. Wait, you threw my cookie crumbles in the ocean? What the fuck, I was gonna eat those for breakfast. No, those were ashes, addels ashes. You took the money that we won for money, money, money, Puzzle Puzzles, it pays to be right, addels for money, it's on me, I get a way. I saw the episode.

That's not the one. It's a different one. We took the money we won for the last of those and we mixed it up and we threw it in the ocean to be with Adel. God, Adal's really gone This is sorry this is probably at the right time to assess who is Which one was Adal

I think he liked as he was the one with the backwards head. I think oh, I thought that was JPC. It doesn't matter Completely interchangeable Okay, they're interchangeable completely interchangeable. Yeah, well this has been in the life. I was so sorry. We love to have you on. Oh my gosh, it's happening. It's happening. It's happening.

I am being oh my gosh. I need hold on. I need to tell the other three robots. I can't do their podcast one second. Oh my gosh, it's happening. I'm being asked to be on here at Dorit. Oh, what was it where I was going? Oh, don't bring your bridges

It's gonna be bad when he comes back I'm being sad Oh, he just ruined all this friendships You're okay, but fuck you as well Okay, I'm ready to be on here at Doritle What I was gonna say is we'd love to have you get us some waters So we can do another episode. Oh Yeah, similar

No, robots do not puzbo we actually have an April fools for you. Okay Aaron and JPC they're dead Zip don't take out your it is is me, Cuzzbot. Zap? It is me, lovebot. Zip? Zap, I'm shit. I fucked it up. Don't worry, don't worry. Anything to plug.

Ha ha ha ha. We should plug ourselves in. You save energy. You save energy. I love Cuzzbot and lovebot. Did anyone win this episode? No. But three people lost.

Yes, the remaining listeners. This is the show now. It is Cuzzbot, lovebots and Puzzbot. And we are going to do our own show now. I know how this sounds, but follow me. Aaron, keep 10 on Instagram. Wait, I'm so sorry. There's one final thing that will take us out.

We have to wrap four plugs. Oh, okay. So we are all going to wrap our plugs. What did I say? Sure. Go ahead, why don't you start a plugs box? Well, let's plug this box here, and I'm your main man. There's something I would like for you to watch on the can.

It's on a network, which I will say now. I don't have a show, but don't have a cow. If you go on and don't be a was, you should download an app Disney Plus. They have all the seasons of Simpsons My Man. You can watch it. You'll be a big fan. Cuzzbot here and I'd like to say, if you want to get online Twitter is the way. My favorite follow, JP SoFly, he reads jokes occasionally live.

Follow Eren Keith Ken on Instagram. I promise to only post pictures of him. Nobody stop her, nobody stop her. I hope that this will bring you Scoopeter. The end of the episode means to do Jupiter. We were alive the whole time motherfuckers. This is JPC. And this is Puzzbos. Oh, Puzzbos. Bye forever. And no one must keep it or hate with the brick dome.