Hey Riddle Riddle - #92: Unicorn Boner w/ Demi Adejuyigbe

Episode Date: April 22, 2020

Oh hey! This is one of our favorite episodes! We're joined by the ineffable Demi Adejuyigbe! We get suspicious of a neighbor digging holes, learn how long it takes to become a pilot, dispose of imaginary friends and get a tiny taste of cat stand-up! All this plus the return of one of our two segments! Which one will it be?! Make yourself a meal and then give the chef a kiss, it's Hey Riddle Riddle! #WiddleWednesday #UnicornBoner #DemiCharmedLifeStarring:Adal RifaiJohn Patrick CoanErin KeifGuest Starring:Demi AdejuyigbeEditing by: Casey ToneyTheme by: Arne ParrottLogo by: Emily Kardamis & Emmaline MorrisWant more? Get Weekly Bonus Eps on Patreon!Want merch? Visit our TeePublic Store!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is a headgun podcast. Mmm. My cousin cheated at Tether Ball, so I tethered his balls to a bull riding song. JPC's warm-ups are like Olive Garden. When you're here, they're about family. JPC's Lebanese sister knows Nish. I don't know if that's helpful. Oh! nose niche. I'm J.P.Z. And I'm Aaron Keith. And we're three little frogs on a log. Mm-hmm.

Ready to eat them up some riddles. Mm-hmm. From J.Riddles, from the most busy riddles. Correct, correct, correct. How are we feeling on riddles? Are we still into them? Ooh. Alright.

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Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright. Mm-hmm. Frumgy riddles, frumzy little lugs. Frumzy riddles. Correct, correct, correct. How are we feeling on riddles? Are we still into them? Ooh. Oh, that's a fucking weird question.

That's good. I still like riddles. I like the math ones the best. I know that I've started liking the math ones more because I know that they give you an aneurysm and they make Aaron really excited. And you're a bit of a doctor budget. And you're a bit of a doctor budget. And I'm a bit of a doctor budget.

Real data freak. Uh-huh. I said that I- Real rich, Brian. I said that I was a data freak at an email today that you must have read. Yep. Wow. That's why I said it.

That's why I said it. Don't respond, but I read them, Aaron. I like the riddles that make sense. Call me crazy. Call you crazy. And I'm still into the lateral thinking problems. We're even if you don't know the answer, you can stress it out by waiting some time. All right. So how many more episodes of Reddles are we committing to in this 10 more years? It's very funny to

I'm so sorry. I'm usually someone has just cool-aid man into the room. I know that, look, I know the whole rule with ghosts is you don't reveal yourselves. We were talking about math, love math. I was actually murdered by a falling decimal point. Oh, we don't have to get into it. But at Walmart, like falling prices? Yes. You got rolled back into the afterlife?

Yes, they basically said Arizona's gonna be 99 cents no longer a dollar, and that was the last thing I remember of my corporate. Oh, the state or the T. You know what? What is the state of the T? It's my question. It was the T. Yeah. And for those who don't know, the ghosts and for James and Aaron, I wanted to reinvigorate the episode with some, the show even with someone who enjoys riddles. You would not have reinvigorated the episode that just started.

Yeah. I get it, I've yond twice. Look, I've been listening from the rafters and it wasn't doing too high. It was nice to meet you. Like, please. You don't think that frog stuff was actually gold? The frog stuff is where it went down.

There's a chart of how good it's going, and it's just frog-seed riddles and it tanks. But saying our names was good? Saying, no, no. It was rocky, right? It was the middle of the road. Fair enough, fair enough. We have a special guest in this to do,

Demi, Adijuibe. Hello. Thank you so much for coming on. Thank you for having me, Snap. I'm the one who clapped. Yeah, definitely. So, typically, when we have special guests, it's Hollywood nights, but Dem for having me snap. I'm the one who clapped. So typically we have special guests It's Hollywood nights, but Demi's in Chicago. I am, but also Demi brought some Hollywood weather with him because it's fucking

Today, and I'm taking it with me when I take it right back. Sorry. Truly the best day there Demi, what is your relationship with riddles with puzzles? I like anything that has an answer that makes me feel safe. Okay. I like. So when the answer is like knives, you're like, no. If it makes sense, I'm like, okay, it makes sense to there are knives there. I feel like doing creative stuff

means that it's always just kind of like left up to like, well, maybe this works, maybe this doesn't. But with puddles and rizzles, puddles and rizzles and school, school, school, school, or. Ooples and this doesn't. Sure. Like with puddles and rizzles, puddles and rizzles and school. School's galore. Ooh, pulls in the new news. Yeah.

With puzzles like riddles, even math, I'm always just like, there is a correct answer to this and that makes me feel good. Yeah. It's like, I don't know, like an escape room. It's just all of these things where I'm just like, you're solving it and therefore I love it. So I'm a big fan. Are you a fan of escape room?

Oh yeah. How many have you done? I lost count after 30. Ooh. So you of Escape Room? Oh yeah. How many have you done? I lost count after 30. Ooh. Was it a favorite? I don't have, hmm. Yes, I have a favorite in LA. It's this place called the Alchemist in Escape Room LA.

It was just, I remember, it was like in the first few, like Escape Room's I did. And then we were like, oh, I guess we're done pretty early and then they were like, no, you're not. And it's just like, something happened. And I was like, oh, yeah. Anyway, the best is when there were like, oh, I guess we're done pretty early and then they were like, no, you're not. And it's just like, something happened and I was like, oh yeah. Anyway, the best is when there's like, you think it's like two rooms and then suddenly like,

eight and you're like, this isn't great. I love corridors, I love rooms, I love drop downs, any sort of thing where it seems like, oh, this isn't very thought out. And then you're like, no, the entire, there's like a third part of this. You love corridors? I do.

Would you star in a clue remake? Yeah. I would not star in the clue remake that they are currently doing. What? I, I, I know this. Oh, you know that they're already doing one? Yeah.

Yeah. We talked. Yeah. Yeah. But I don't, not at, anyway. Yes, I would. Oh, yeah. I love clue. I think it's one of my favorite movies.

Yeah. I have one final question. Just so, we know Demi does not want to start on that because it's one of my favorite movies. Yeah. I have one final question. We know Demi does not want to start on that because it's being directed by Eric Trump. Oh. I think you do a good job. If it was a second film, maybe. Yeah, not your debut, Eric.

It's in follow fandom. Also, if this reaches anyone who's cast in the Clue Remakes, this reaches nobody. This reaches nobody. Oh, you don't have to worry about the rates. I have one final question. This only reaches casting for TV. Created an escape room.

What would like the theme or genre of it? Just trying to get that out of you. Great cue, Aaron. Great cue. Hey, thanks. No, this barbecue is delicious. Question terrible. At least I'm in good barbecue.

I don't know. I feel like I would want something that is like sort of light, because I hate horror escape rooms too, but I also want something where... I want something that's maybe like super specific where it's like, why did you make an escape room that's just about this intersection in your hometown that the stop lights broken or some shit?

But like, I don't know, I think the more precise the theme, the more fun. Like astronauts fun, but it's like, like if it was a specific day as an astronaut, I'd be like, that's weird. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Something like so much. One of the things.

They make a challenger escape to escape room. No, not that day. I'm not that day. About escape rooms. Is there like a bar one, like a drinking one that exists? Oh. How much would make a speak, a speak easy one where you're drinking? There's a lot of speak easy.

There's a lot of like, Capone. But can you actually drink in it? I feel like there are a lot that there be YOB, but it's also like, what, you got, it's 60 minutes. You're right. You got time. I could stop drinking for 60 minutes. But also like, you have to get out of there in 60 minutes.

But I would love to watch a bunch of drunk people try and get through it. I would love to do an escape room with a working toilet in it because everyone that I've ever done, I always get yelled at by staff. Anytime I take jips to a prison escape room, it's brutal. When I was working on the late Joe James Corden,

we made an escape room for the guests to do that was themed to the show, and it was surprisingly fun. Oh cool. Did you get help create it? Yeah, well not help create it. We helped test it. They brought in like an outside team to build it. Yeah, it was great.

That's a GD dream. So Demi, for people who may not know you, then everyone knows you, what are some of your credits? Tell us what you, where we might know you from. So I'm the guy who first invented that thing, where like a dog puts his paw over its eyes and a trailer. Oh. The record's crashed, that's all me.

A dog salute. Yeah. I do those Trailer just like we need to sell this trailer to children and women who have never seen a movie What can you give us and I go like all right a record scratch and then a dog going oh? Can I can I say something real quick? I've seen this last week. I saw five movies in three days, and every movie trailer that came out, there's a new thing, so it used to be Chris Rennolen, the Dark Knight, and there was the BAM, and every trailer copped that,

or it was just like, BAM, BAM. Now, if you watch every trailer that involves any amount of action or gunshots or fist fighting, there is some sort of music and that's set to the sound of the punches, or the gun fights. So it's set to the sound of the punches or gun fights.

So it's like, the great example is like one or woman. It's set to, how does it feel? By what is it? The Peshman. The Peshman. So there's this like, right at that, put a punch, punch, punch, lassa, like it's all.

That's every single movie has done it. I think it started with the atomic blonde. I think they invented it. And then since then, it's all, that's, every single movie has done it. I think it started with the atomic blonde. I think they invented it. And then since then, it just hit me this weekend whereas like fucking hell, every single movie does this. So, sorry, I didn't mean where else. Oh, they also do the thing where it's like any sort of like family film will have a moment

where they're just like having a symbol, which is like, whew. Oh, yeah. A dog's purpose. Exactly. And it drives me nuts. I was the first guy who said, look, a lot of old songs out there that people love.

What if we slowed it down and made it, you know, a really sad cover of that song? Yeah, and you did one for sitting on the dock of the bay. That's right. That's the slowest thing I can think of. Sit in on the dock of the bay. It's World War II. And we gotta get these damn Nazis. Sit in on the dock of the bay. It's World War II and we got to get these damn Nazis.

Shit. That was me. Beautiful. I don't get paid much, but I do it for, yeah. It's the love of the game, honestly. It's the keeps us all motivated. You don't get paid much, but you do it for what? Oh, I do it for the adoration of the screaming crowds.

Yeah. I don't get paid much. I do it $4,000. Well, let's get into, Demi, since you're actually like riddles, let's get into some riddles here. Yeah. I'll give you an example of one.

We usually do some warmies. That's what we call warmups, because there's not enough time to say warmups. We call them to warm up. But the explanation takes up a lot of time. We'll cut that out. Okay. We'll cut out just you say.

We'll cut out the frog. We'll cut out the frog. We'll cut out the frog. We'll cut out the frog and log stuff, but we'll leave this in so people know something was cut out. Actually, Casey, just take those two things and swap them. No reason to cut them out. We know what it was cut. No, it was tied. Just swap that position to that. But cut this out. Hey, cut this out and then start down. Casey, can you add a dog going, errrr, I just want to get paid. Can you add a dog going, er, just want to get paid. So here's the type of riddle we might hear, we might hear. How much dirt is there in a hole, three feet deep, six feet long, and four feet wide? How much dirt is there in a hole?

Three feet long, three feet deep, six feet long, four feet wide. How much dirt? I mean, I know. I also know. so let's all just stare at this moron No, I know as well. No, not you. Oh Casey fuck you Casey do that editing we asked you to do Can we all say the answer at the same time? Well, no because you don't know it. You're trying to pick it up on the answer Ready one two three The answer is none. It's a whole 72 square feet damn is that right? One, two, three, there's none. No, it's empty. The answer is none, it's a hole.

72 square feet. Damn, is that right? What was it all a feat? J3 by six by four. He's a math ghost. He's a math ghost, math ghost. In the room. Solving makes me feel good. I wanna see a scene.

JAPES, you are a neighbor of Aaron and Demi. You have dug a huge hole in your backyard. You won't say why. You didn't get any permits. And Aaron and Demi are going to confront you. Gotcha. Hey, neighbor. Good morning. Wow, it is morning.

Been up all night. Yeah, been up all night. That's shovel there. Yes, I have. Can I get you anything? Yeah, yeah, yeah, you've been up all night that shovel there. Yes, I have Can I get you anything? Yeah, you see you're in my yard. Are you making a pool like a Beauty building a pool in your backyard or oh, I don't play Can I get you anything some coffee some water no? We're good. We've had our coffee. We're just curious. You never have water Hydrolysis is a lie. That's something that the media wants you to believe.

We want to get along with you. Yeah, we'll follow up on that later. Sure. You're digging a hole here. Thank you for noticing. Yes. I'm a little project going on, I guess you could say. Oh, what is it?

And what is the project? Well, I mean, it's a little bit personal. I don't go to your house and ask you why you're taking your whole. You. We don't have a whole. We don't have a whole. We don't have a whole, Lauren. Would you like one?

I can dick one for you. Yeah. I did this one. It just took me all night. But I honestly, I had a bunch of water and coffee, so I don't need to sleep. I could take you a whole as well. I guess to settle a bet for us.

You're not burying a person. This would be way too big for a person. That wasn't a no. Maybe a giant. Do you show you don't want me to do you a whole? Yes. I'll be, can I be honest with you? Yes.

You're probably going to need one. What does that mean? Definitely explain. Well, I wouldn't have dug this hole for no reason, right? We could all admit. We could all reasonable people could admit. We're not sure about that. Okay, so I slept all night,

I know this big hole in my yard. I could dig a big hole in your yard and have it done by tomorrow night and by the night after that, you would thank me for it. Ooh, that's a yes? Nope. See, usually. Okay.

Oh, let's get into another one here. What has a heart but no other organs? What has a heart but no other organs? You can answer, if you know what I mean. Yeah, if you know the artichoke. Artichoke, great guess. That's not the correct answer here, but that is a correct answer.

That was my only guess. My guess was this was about the band heart because they don't have an organ in that band. Wembley Stadium in 1981. Yes. Yes. So is it hearts alone? The only song by heart that I know. It is. You know Barakuda. I know Barakuda. Got to come on. You watch Birds of Prey. I did. Wait, was that, was that, that's our name? Rose getting seen.

Oh, so now we're seeing. A deck of cards. A lot of Tanya. It's roller skating. Yeah, Margot Robbie will only be in movies with roller skates. Or skating. Aaron, you are 100% correct. You want to repeat that answer?

A deck of cards. It is a deck of cards. What has a heart but no other organs? A deck of cards. Wait, you guys don't have, what about the spleen of seven? The seven, the seven. The seven.

Playing with the spleen of seven dead dead dead dead. I'd like to see a scene. The three of you are three guys at a poker table, and it's like the middle of the night, and you're all just like waiting each other out. You want to be the last one to leave the table. So win the poker? Yeah. But also like you've just like the three of you

or like some of you have won some games, some of you a lot, you know. Like a sad casino, sad casino in the middle of the night. But you do think that poker is a game that's determined by who leaves the poker. Yeah. It's like, I don't. Poker is like that hands on a hard bar.

Yeah. When the game is a big one. I'm like, is on a car, win the game. Last time I was in Vegas, I won a tag. I hope you're just three guys playing poker. Okay, poker, do whatever you want. Yeah, do you want a poker catcher? Well, I'm not leaving the table. That's funny, because I'm not leaving the table either.

Well, I'll raise you. I've been pissing in a bottle under the table, so I don't have to go anywhere anytime soon. I've been pissing in your shoes. Checkmate. Oh, man. Well, to be fair, I took my flip-flops off when I came into your house because I'm a guest. That's right. You're both guests. So so Andy up. Okay. Annie. Get up. Annie, are you okay? I'm gonna go wake my other. Are you okay?

Are you okay? Are you okay? I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm just not eating or drinking. I'm not going to need a piss or shit or nothing. Just going to sit here. The other thing, I have a damn table. There's these poker chips. Are you eating the chips, huh? Well, yeah, these are ruffles, right?

Oh, so you're going to need to poop at some point, huh? You're going to have to poop those big old greenies out. Humans, human beings only need to poop three times a week. And Tom, did you say are these ruffles? Yeah. Let me ask you something, ship face. Do they have ridges? Yeah, they have ridges Nothing is a answered your own question All right, let's be clear cards on the table. I am not leaving this poker game until one of you leaves this poker game Well, I'm not leaving the poker game until my lift arrives trick question. I've no order to fucking lift. I'm not leaving this poker game

Well, I'm not leaving because I live here. My daughter Annie just woke up and she'll need me to take care of her and put on some programming for her until she falls back asleep. What you gonna put on? I'll probably put on blue's blues. Blue's blue's? No, it's not so. I don't know what her kids in T.D. You both have kids, what are kids in T.D.

Paw Patrol. Paw Patrol. Oh, you're right, I do have kids. Oh, crap. Oh, you're right I do have kids. Oh, crap. Yeah, I do. This table started to smell, so we'd like for the three of you to head on out. Alright, I live here.

You first. Fine. Sorry, my wife worked at Seasers. This table started to smell? Okay, yeah, well I'll go, but before I I do, I just like to lay down my hand and Show y'all what I got one doesn't matter what you had. It's poker. I flush the river Flush the river. Wow. Yeah, I flush the river that I got I'm holding snake Can be with you guys. Yeah, wish we had learned how to play the game

I don't know the game Aaron, have you ever been gambling? Mm-hmm. A few times. Not my favorite thing. Oh, you went in New Orleans. You went to Harrow's, right? What is your favorite thing?

That is a good question. I like a good nap. I like salty food. End of list. What's a good nap for you? What's a good time length for a nap? Ooh, I like a good two hour nap. That's a sleep.

Oh yeah, that's a sleep. Well, you need more sleep. I feel like naps, like, every time I've taken a two hour nap, it's fucked me up like way worse than I would have been just like not sleeping. I'm not trying to get rest. I'm trying to shut off my brain for two seconds. Yeah, it is.

That's just time travel. It was like, it is four o'clock. I would love for it to be eight. Let's do this. Marty, we got to take a nap. I also went on a cruise. I want to cruise with my improv team once, which is a true thing. Hellish sentiment.

Yeah, I know, right? And drag me if I'm wrong. You guys started coronavirus? Yeah, we did. But there was a lot of gambling on the boat. And I just was like, oh, this is cool. Would you play? I played Blackjack ones.

I watched, my friend Andrew professionally plays poker. That's his like, main source. Everyone says that. I know, I know how we make all this money though. We're like I play poker online professionally. But is that their full-time job? Yeah, that's what people say. It's Andrews. I know. I call it bull 100 people. Like do that. You've never I don't think you've seen Andrew Robinson. Where do you mean your friends? I'm trying to call Aaron out. Don't call me.

I'm sorry. Sorry. We're having to. This is a cycle of bluffing now. Well, Andrew's making his money somewhere. I think I believe him. Have you seen Andrew, have you played with him? I've never played poker with him. It's crazy. But I've never played poker, so I'm not a gambler. I don't have the, okay, gambling bone in my body.

I would believe from, I would believe that he plays poker professional. I'll play with him. Oh, go ahead. Oh, I was gonna say, I played poker one time in my life, and I won, and was like, I don't understand what happened, but I can't ever play again. Yeah.

I can't risk this. Hi. Undefeated victory. Yeah. I've gambled one time before. I went to my ex's funeral in Reno, and we were just like, well, we're staying in this, because you know, why don't we just go down

and gamble for a bit, and we did, and I was like, I'm only spending 20 bucks. I ended up like 22 dollars and three cents. And I was like, this is a good place to stop. So I just didn't even cash it out. I just had the voucher. And I was like, this is, I get what people are addicted to this, not for me.

Yeah. I get it. I have an addictive personality. So I got to be careful about that stuff. I gambled once I ate sushi at Jules Asco. Pretty good joke. Pretty good. Oh, I,

did you pick up that Casey laugh? I'm sure everyone outside the Midwest is like Juleszka. Is that Julesz new album? It's like, Oh, yeah, we get the content. You can dub that in just like I gambled with free shit. Yeah,

I'll do it. Yeah, like radio promo. Yeah, you could have used the G.S. I just wanted to show you 429. I gambled I late sushi at a wow Wow I was taking out with some people this last weekend to our

Yeah, I know 1500 people on the minimum on chat roulette is the I thought the brag was I was alive last I was living I was living my life and they're the genericlers, and they were telling me how they are gambling on. Oh, degenerate gamblers, that's like Xbox Triple H. Shhh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, sh You run out of shit to gamble on and you're scraping the bottom of the wall. That's why I like having money. Yeah, it's like high-risk, high-reward. I don't know. That's why I have... I know some people who have gambling, gambling problems. You know, our friend Spencer...

Yeah, let's put him on glass. No, fine. He doesn't listen to the show. He's... He won a bet. Spencer, he won. He was telling me he was going to Vegas with his improv team and then him and another degenerate gambler on this improv team We're like before the team gets there we should go for a day before that just a gamble

But then they were like but we should also get like a day of gamble again before we do our gambling day So they went to the Gambling and they just like stay up for 24 hours and fucking gamble the entire time the only thing I'll bet on is there's a In Vegas at the MGM grant. I think there's a table it's from 1962 or something There's only one in the in the strip. This is an adult and it's an old-time. It's an old-timey horse race machine Yeah, so it's a giant table. It's like an air hockey-sized table with little metal horses And you put in quarters and then you press what horse you think is going to win and then it pays out like whatever the odds are right Yeah, do you like a typeecta and stuff like that?

Like you're actually I don't think so, but it's only a quarter per bet, but you can, you can bet more, but it's so fun. It just I sat there for like seven hours one time. Oh my God. And just like I was like, this is the most peaceful, enjoyable thing in the world. It could have spent less time just going to a horse. You got to go to a quarter museum. That's my secret.

Demi, I'm always stupid. And let's do another riddle here. Why not? No one's listening for that. What can, what can, just do that wrong here. They want to hear our gambling stories. Yeah.

What can ever be placed in a saucepan? What can ever be placed in a saucepan? Another pan. Time. Good guest. The guys. The guys at the time. No, the fights.

Uh, a THYME. I know the good one. The guys at the time. No, the fights. T.H.Y.M.E. I know how time is. Great. What can never be placed in a salad? Martin, we gotta go back. It's not you, it's your sauce. Sauce. The lid.

Japs, bingo bingo, hot to time. The only thing you can't place in a saucepan is it's lid. There's a lot of things you can't put in a saucepan. What? A smaller sauce, a smaller lid. Yeah. You can put a smaller of things you can't put in a saucepan. What a smaller sauce, a smaller lid. Yeah. You can put a smaller lid and you can't put a big lid. Can you put a car in?

Also, what if I break the lid in half and then put the pieces in there? Ah! Checkmate. This riddle sucks. That's what I think we're taking into riddle. Dimmie sauce sucks. It's a full broken hot lid. Well, sorry.

Wait, I want wanna see a seat. Yeah. Okay. Someone has just fucked up a sauce and the refuses to accept that pieces of the like things that they used to cook it are just mixed into the pasta or whatever. You are the chef, you two are people

who have tasted this sauce and are insisting that it's not very good. Sorry, we had the waiter come, go back and get you, just have a question. Can I just say something, this happens to me all the time. So whenever you're ready for the compliments, I am ready to receive them. Oh, do look to compliments. Your compliments to the chef are much appreciated. Let me put on my hat here, I did go to Lake Cordon Bleu.

We love your hat. We love your hat. The sauce that you served us is full of what appears to be parts of a spoon. Yeah. OK, so this is on purpose. It's like a deconstructed pieces of spoon. And we like your hat.

And we love you so much. It seems like you gaveructed pieces of spoon. And we like your hat. And we love you. Thank you so much. It seems like you gave me a compliment sandwich. Well, you're a chef. A compliment. And another thing about the compliment sandwich you served us, it was a little, how would you describe it? I don't think it was a sour. It worked so much compliments as they

were statements of fact that better appearance. Yeah. OK. Interesting. Yeah. Well, I do want to defend my sauce here for just a moment to backtrack. It is a spoon sauce in terms of all sauces the fact that our appearance. Yeah. Okay, interesting. Yeah. Well, I do want to defend my sauce here for just a moment to backtrack.

It is a spoon sauce in terms of all sauces come from a spoon. Well, you have there if I may point it out. This is a Werther's original. Now that's melted down to make caramel. I assume. On my pasta? Mm-hmm. Okay. There's also paprika in there. There's some of my son my son

Oh, I don't like that my son left some lego's out I stepped on one of those so we have a sushi of lego, okay, okay That is some of my hair as I am going ball and I'm not a chef or anything. No, no, no Of course I don't is that pasta glass? That is those are glass noodles. Now I typically work with angel hair, but my wife died last weekend. So I work with angel hair anymore.

And then I'm, because she had the best, who walks. I'm noticing that you're wearing a chef's hat and you're naked from the head down. And you're, well, I'm very inspired by Jamie Oliver. Of course, the naked chef, I am nowhere near him. So almost like when people take half of Jordan's number, you know, people like, I can't be 45, so I'll be... I Jordan, whatever.

Whatever you want. Well, for a while. Listen, we're gonna have to ask this. I am, I like that. I'm just famously 23. You work here, you work here, you work here. I am the... This is taking too long.

On the chef of the table? You're the chef of the table. I'm the chef. That was sort of a yes or no. I knew that we shouldn't have ordered food at a car wash. It was amazing. So many times I want to just be like, I feel like there's...

I heard some story that people who wore 23 did it to be half as good as Jordan, but Jordan... When Jordan came back from his retirement, he couldn't wear 23 because they had retired 23, which is the dumbest thing Chicago's ever done. It probably happened. What about that fire because of that cow?

Well, no, this was dumb. It was dumb. So for a while he played in 45, but I feel like there's some, I maybe I'm wrong, but listen to this one. Just 45 is double 23 is that right? We can't double is what they famously don't do half numbers in the NBA I loved it and VK that is 44

But he's point zero point five. Okay, right. You're all doing terrible The math goes to see here. Yeah, sorry to return. What's up? 23 times two. No, 23 times two is a half number. We all know this. It's 46. I was like, am I going crazy?

No, I can't speak up. They're an embarrassed. We can't possibly. No. Look, if you don't have from Chicago, don't call it on Michael Jordan's number. None of us are from Chicago either. We've lived here long enough to roll from Chicago. Yeah.

You guys, what is wider than itself? Sorry. What is wider than life itself, longer than forever? So simple, it's complicated. Travels but never leaves the spot, puts others in dangers, but knowing it's hurt and reaches to worlds unknown.

I wanna say, dead ass. Yeah, it's a dead ass. I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I put it on the and reaches to worlds unknown. I wanna say dead ass. Yeah, it's a dead ass. It's dead ass. I put it on the back of my sweatpants. Baby fat, so okay. Wait, sorry, can you repeat that? Yes, what is wider than life itself, longer than forever, so simple, it's complicated.

Travels but never leaves the spots, puts others in danger, but no one gets hurt and reaches to worlds unknown. Michael Jordan's face jam. Soon as you said travels, I'm like, yeah, I remember. Yeah, he never dribbles once in that entire movie. Long live in life itself. His arm. His arm. His point's bad.

It's not true. I've seen it very recently. Let's not talk about it. Put others in danger, but nobody gets hurt. Dynamite, Tweety Bird, Marta Garcia. I'm just gonna talk out of my ass. Is it DNA? Is it air? of my ass. Is it DNA? Is it air?

Is it air? Is it silence? Is it, when you said talk out of your ass, that's famously Jim Curry's move. You're closer with Jim Curry than you were with the answer you said. Is it smoking? Is it, is it, is it riddle? Do not go in there?

I want so bad to be like a pilot just so I can be like, and on this flight there's no smoking. That's why you want to be a pilot. I'll throw it three years of my life. I do not trust you as a pilot. That's the only reason why you want to be a pilot. Oh, three years. Three years.

You just go on and play and be like, hey, is there any chance I can make one announcement? Yeah, what I have to do is keep going on flights until one day, someone's like, is there a pilot on board? Because the pilot's's sick and then I just raised my hands. Nobody checks my credentials. They trust. Right. Honour system. What happened to the co-pilot? That's just what you have. Just be like, I'll prove it. Let me in there. I love I love someone making an announcement of a flight. Is a pilot on board? Oh, we're fucked. We're all dead.

They're asking me. Oh, another pilot. I also just love. I love how you think that anyone could be like, three years from now, I could be a pilot. I could be a commercial pilot. My girlfriends have fighter tentate, which means I can go on the advanced track. That's true. Typically it's 10 years, so I can do it in three. They can fast track.

Wait, what? Demi and Adda, I wanna see a scene. You are two pilots in your, in a plane, flying the plane. It may be something's going wrong. I'm just checking the elevation here. Okay, let me make our course. Okay, let me turn on the salt and let me toggle the wiggle.

Wait, did you say the salt? Yeah, I just got to turn on the salt there. Just make sure we have maximum salt. There's no, there's no switch for a salt. What did you just flip? What did I take off this label that I made? It says salt. How long have you, how long have you been doing this?

I've been on pilot now for about three weeks. Now, oh, wait, and they let you be the, I'm your co-pilot and they let you lead this. Yeah, I'm the head pilot. How long did you, well, I mean, I've been on, let me clarify. I've been on the job for three weeks. I've been training for six weeks. So let's not get crazy. Okay. I am in my 20th year in this business. Wow. 20 years with JetBlue. Yes. I have never in my life been in the scenario. You just flipped a switch and I'm not quite sure what's going on. But I took off the salt label. It does say fuel dump.

You said salt. Late. Why did you put a salt? Late actually no. Let's talk about the fuel dump. Why do white salt control? The flight 216. Ground control to flight 216.

Flight 216 was going on. We're noticing that you have above average salt levels. That's not how the lyrics go. It's ground control to major Tom. Okay. I'm gonna sing a song. Let me just turn this guy off. Okay, no.

I can't even get the lyrics right. Can't even get the lyrics right. You can't turn off ground control. That would be a terrible oversight. Of course, we can't hear him because I turned it off. I can't hear him. To be able to turn us off would be

just fine. I, wait, I guess when I flipped the switch, I just took off my headphones. Let me see what flip I switched here. That says, wait, I guess when I flip the switch, I just took off my headphones. Let me see what, flip by switch here. That says, ooh, lose wings. Why do we have a lose wings? What's going on? Oh, I'm saying.

Because I hate Paul McCartney. The lose wing button just stops any wings from playing on the plane, which is the Inflite Music Selection. That is fine. Who are you responding to? I'm responding to ground control. Oh, let me put my headphones back. Ground control, this is major, Tom.

Can you tell me exactly why we have salt levels on a plane? It's a desalination, so the plane can float if it hits water. Okay, so in case of a solely scenario. Yes, in case you got a solely yourself. Your part of the Sali Nation? I part of the Sully Nation. I'm a Sully Sully Burger fan club. Me too, me too.

Yeah, I'll play it, it's all right. Why is that fuel dump? He just released our fuel. Is there any chance that we, I'm sorry, the fuel dump button just plays fuel in the cabinet of the plane. Hammerage is one of my favorite songs of all time. Leave that bleeding in my hands.

The first dance at my wedding. I actually love to find that switch that turns you guys off. Let's see. I love that. I love to ask that switch that turns you guys off. Oh, that's sad. It's sad. Oh boy. I love the, I love the, I love the question. And then when you, when you feel dumb registers, you're like, whoa, whoa, never mind.

Priorities, priorities, priorities. Speaking of priorities, we are going to take the quickest little Kit Kat break. So Aaron can do her push ups and we hear from some sponsors. Yeah, right. And we'll be right back with more Hey GPC You're not in trouble I just need help I'm um, Prinking at all. And I'm setting up a website to print him. Um, can I just need

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I can't decide whether or not to go this way or this way. I'm having a hard time choosing a path. You know, there never truly is a middle of the woods. Isn't it funny to think about something like that? Like, they're never truly as a middle of the woods. No, this is the middle. Okay, this is it. Adel, can you help?

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And we are frogs in a log. I'm the first frog. I don't want to do this. I'm the first frog. I don't wanna do this. What? Hold on, and then, and then. Don't point at me to the one who's doing this. Hold on, first frog, don't wanna do this, and then, er, there, we did it.

We completed the Budweiser. The three frogs of the larger. But, why, Bud, I don't wanna be here. Most of our listeners know that commercial. I'm not sure if our listeners know you don't wanna be here. I have no idea to be here. Err, most of our listeners know that commercial. I must have our listeners know you don't want to be here. I have no idea what's happening. Welcome. Welcome back.

Well, what is happening right now is we're back from a break and we still have not solved this riddle. Oh, I forgot about it. Oh, yeah, I also forgot about the riddle. Can you repeat it? So the riddle on Michael Jordan. What is wider than life itself, longer than forever? Moon River.

So simple, it's complicated. travels but never leaves the spot, puts others in danger but knowing it's hurt, and reaches to worlds unknown. A choice. Water, light. Choice, I love, what was it? Water or light. Water or light. Pick one?

No. Steve wouldn't retire in love. We uh, Okay, is it Steve Winnwood's higher love? Yes, think about it. Um, well, it's something Steve Winnwood did to create higher love. A composition of fucking shredded. So your soul to the devil, opening Ableton line. Yes, yes, yes, all of these. It's something Steve Wooden would use to create a higher woman producer. His brain, his brain, but what in

his brain or what's a concept from the brain? A thought. Is it a thought? But more specific type of thoughts. A memory. And the imagination. Imagination. What is the answer? I like that, right? Is it not a fun rhythm?

No, no, no, no. This sucks, man. So I don't want to see a scene. At least once in episode, we get a one that reeling sucks. And this isn't from a listener, is it? No. Okay, good. What's taut? It also short and also wide and also green.

A dream. I liked it. Aaron, it sounds like something Willy Wonka would say throughout his factory. Or it's like the, the whistles taste like whistles. The schnauzzer is taste like schnauzzer and then he goes into this rental. Balloon, but stupidity, dematination. Aaron, I want to see you seen. and then he goes into this riddle. Ba-lum-ba-dum-ba-dum-ba-dum-ba-dum imagination. Yeah. Yeah. Aaron, I want to see you seeing,

you are going to be a little kid dreaming. We'll say you're about eights or tens. Mm-hmm. And James and Demi are two people in your imagination who you have brought to life and you are constantly putting them in danger, but they are getting hurt. Unlike this riddle that says you put on

others in danger, but nobody gets hurt, they are getting hurt. Wow, I can't believe I made my two best friends. Yeah, I don't, I'm not your friend. Well, yeah, I mean best friend is maybe a little much. This is super hurtful, because you're from my imagination and you're putting me down. Yeah, what does that say about you?

Yeah, think about what you're doing to us, right? Listen, this voice you fucking gave him. I gave you a good voice. Yeah, you did give, thank what you're doing to us, right? Listen, this voice you fucking gave him. I gave you a good voice. Yeah, you did give, thank you so much for this voice. But why did you give me 14 legs and a dick on my head? I think you're adorable. I have 45 teeth and a super small mouth. Ouch.

You're two peas in a pod. Well, here's the thing. I'm gonna throw you into the fire. Why? For what? To what end? You can't get hurt. You're my pretend in a pod. Well, here's the thing. I'm gonna throw you into the fire. Why? To what end? You can't get hurt. You're my pretend friend, silly. You don't understand how this works.

Oh, I have this pain receptor. Yes. Well, I just... I just heard the endings. Here we go. You didn't give me infinite pleasure. No one else at summer camp will talk to me. Do you, this is probably why?

Yeah, have you ever thought maybe some self-examination? No, everyone else's pretend friends are boring, like talking elephants are pillows with wings. Okay, so here's the thing. We know those guys, they're having the time here goddamn lives. Yeah, they have pillows with wings, it's legit cool. Talking elephant uses his ability to talk

to tell us how much he's glad that he exists. Pillows with wings, let me take a hit off his vape pin and it was one of the best days. He was a great guy. I think you two have character, but into the fire you go. Just, I want to hear the sounds you'll make. But it'll be a slow dance. Come on, get in here. Can we just pretend to make the-

Allie you? Into the fire? Whoa! Whoa, you know, actually this isn't something. Ew, ew, ew, ew. Ooh, they're deebians. Debbie, did you have a pretend friend? Ooh, did I?

No, I had a stuff Teddy Bear named Rupert. Oh, that's so fancy. Yeah. You do have a little fancy British accent. I had a British accent when I was a child. You did? That's born in London. So your Teddy Bear seriely did.. You did? I was born in London. So your teddy bear, certainly this.

Yeah, my teddy bear was unfortunately very British. Can you slip it to it? No. Like, could you, other thing is I'll say yes and then do it and we'll go Australian very quickly. So if you can hear you say, my teddy bear was very British.

Not in an accent. Yeah. My teddy bear was very British. Thank you. Well, my teddy bear was very British. Oh my God. When did it start to fade away? When I was six.

Yeah. Wittens out when you also left London. No, we left when I was four. Got it. And when Aaron said when did it start to fade away, we're talking about Rupert, right? Yeah. Yeah, Rupert's still around.

He is? Yeah, I guess sucks now. He wraps the British thing in my face. He's like, oh, Paddington, huh? Paddington's pretty cool. He's fucking, he's jealous of oh, Paddington, huh? Paddington's pretty cool. He fucking, he's jealous as hell of Paddington. I get it, we all are. What a wardrobe.

Now he's got a neck tattoo. I was speaking of neck tattoo, Demi, you said your character had a dick on it's head. I sent back at a neck or were. I wasn't really thinking about where. I like to. I like to think that though. I think it's obvious as like unicorn boner

that I think it's way more fun to do it like, it's just somewhere. You think back to the neck as the head? I think so. I think so. Really? I think so. Really?

I think so. Really? I think so. Really? I think so. Really? I think so. I think so.

Really? I think so. I think so. I think so. Yeah, I like that. Yeah. James, you say the head to Dick Ratio is on you, Dickhead. Ah, get his ass. 100%. Yeah. Oh, that's like someone using math as a slam like in school.

It's like, oh, I heard your head to Dick Ratio. That's 100%. We shouldn't talk to you math. Boyle. And let's do another riddle here. This is a short one. What always goes to bed with its shoes on? Drunks.

A river. The answer is Drunks and a river. Tom Waitz. Those two answers back to back are very good. I can see that Tom Waitz, one Tom Waitz tells everyone he knows he doesn't own a TV, two e-slees with his shoes on. And his shoes are probably like some sort of weird metal boot. I'm not taking these shoes off.

Back in my drinking days, when I was still living in Chicago, the first apartment I lived in, it was, where do you live now? It was the first apartment that I lived in Chicago back when I was drinking. But it was a four-story, it was a townhouse. Where I was drinking. So it's like four stories, walk up all stairs.

And I remember I was very, very drunk one night, and I came home and I woke up in the morning, and I was laying on the floor of my bedroom, like feet from my bed. So I had climbed up four flights of stairs, but didn't have the strength to like get into my bed. And the thing that was, it was winter time, and I had walked into the house wearing my boots,

and my feet hurt so fucking bad the next day, because I had followed a sleep in snow boots. Oh, it was awful. And I was like, one more foot. One more foot, and I would have had a- But you sang it like this, right? Oh yeah, one more foot. Empty shoes, empty snow boots.

So what do we think always goes to bed with its shoes on? Aaron, did you give a guess? I haven't had this riddle before. What did you say? Have we had this riddle before? Could be. Aaron, it could be. Is it a man married to a woman named it Shuzon?

It's Bob, he had a baby, it's a boy. He eats a boy, it's a shoe's on. I always go to bed with his shoes on. I'm not a woman. What always goes with it? Did he use his shoes on. I always go to bed with his shoes on. I'm out of woman. What always goes next? Did he use his shoes on? With his shoes on? Yes.

Horse. It is a horse. What? Did we have this one before? It sounds, you know, I think we haven't had it. I think I saw it when I was looking for riddles to read on the shoe. Wait, but don't horses not do that? No, they nailed those motherfuckers onto their feet, right?

Is that what that, okay. So what that sound is? I would like to see a feet. Is that what that, okay. So what that sound is? I would like to see a scene, the three of you were horses. And JPC, you're a horse who decided to lay down in the U2 or trying to figure out what's going on. All right, I'm gonna go to sleep, night peace.

Wait, to sleep? Yeah, I'm just gonna lay down and go to sleep. Good night. All right, wait, Colby, what's up, Jack? You're still dressed. What do you mean? Hold on. I'm Jack.

You're Colby. Of course we have Monterey. Yeah. All named after Drone. Cities. Oh, sorry, what was you? What was you? Cities.

Yeah. Cities. And we are of course, in the famous city, Monster. I think it's weird that you guys are saying this. You say this every night, you just say our names and then where we are and I don't care for it. I'm gonna go to sleep. Well, you don't know who's listening.

You know, there could be a scout or agent out there and I wanna be, I wanna break the big time. Wait, and eight for what? Oh, you wanna be sea biscuit, don't you? Well, yeah, after watching Bojack Horsemen, who knows what's possible? That's secretariat. I'm talking about sea biscuit.

The famous 2003 Tobin McGuire film. Damn Damn you threw me a lot of house rules. No, that's the 1998 Toby McGuire film. I'm talking about five years later. Shortly after he did spider-man. I'm a horse. I'd have no concept of when movies because I'm also a horse and I paid damn attention. All right. Don't be talking about Conor Ray. We've been talking. We know that you're two kids in the front half and back half of a horse. Now, don't you keep accusing me of that? Like I'm some sort of Vincent Adultman from the hit show, the hit television show, Bojack Horseman.

I am a human, nope, sorry, a horse. And not a human of any age. It sounds like you can't get your word straight. Like you've got Mr. Peanut Butter at your mouth from the hit show, Bojack Horseman. Sorry to bother you guys, but I hear the glue man's coming to the farm tomorrow. Well, thank you.

The glue man group? Now get a good turn on you and the glue. Is this a ghost of a cow? What's going on? No, this is Cheddar. Name after the famous city. I'm Cheddar. Name after the famous city. I'm cheddar named after the famous city. I know there's a no,

Cheddar's are like Springfields, which cheddar Wisconsin. It's nice. Save. How do you know that the glue man's coming to town? I heard it. Come down there. They do percussion and they turn who are she then to glue? Move.

Why? I'm going to go talk to the pig. They're smart. You know, you're't do glue. Move. Why? I'ma go talk to the pigs. They ain't smart in the woods. Hey, real quick, you know you're gonna be beef, right? Well, you know what, you know beef is cow? They give it a different name to disassociate our brains, but it's cow. Yeah, have you seen the film Food Inc?

The famous food. You're those two kids in a horse costume. I'm not, no kids in no damn horse. Where would I even get a horse costume? Look, we're all farm animals with Netflix. We don't know what it's called. That's right. Speaking of horses, that, hold on.

Do you guys hear that? What? What is that? Santa Claus? KCD, hear that? Is it imagination again? It sounds almost like imagination. It almost sounds like a parade.

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Yeah, it's like the fuck. So with the animal segment, of course, our fame as popular segment that we've done one time, what I'm gonna do is read a quick article about something extraordinary that animals are doing in the news. Ooh, and then we're gonna do an animal-based puzzle. So this is a article that says,

the many benefits of yoga with puppies. Westbrook Maine, this rules, there are people around the world still waiting to get into a hot new yoga class. Yoga yoga, puppies or kittens. Once or twice the animal refuge league of greater Portland hosts the workout classes and at $25 a person they sell out quickly. The first year we did it, we just did kitten yoga because puppies can be messy and we thought people might not want to yoga in the mess of puppies. Who is this person? Oh, we took a risk. One time and it sold out so quickly that we now do it twice a month, says Jenna Roth, the director of community engagements for the yoga institute. Isn't that fun? Would you do yoga? There's like goat yoga, right?

It's 25. I would do 25. I would do 20. There's go. Yoga, right? Isn't that? It's insanely cheap. Goat yoga on the go. What was it? Is that a good price for yoga? Oh, man. It says 20 bucks. $25 a person. So they sold out quickly. Free yoga class, I assume.

Demi, what's the most like L.A. thing you've done? Oh, yeah. Oh, I'm trying to, there's played soccer with Rod Stewart. I wish. Like goat yoga or? Got spit on by Christian Bale. The dog cafe isn't not really a... No.

Yeah, I don't know. I feel like I don't do too many very LA things. I'm stressed for an answer. You just did something at a cafe. I did a comedy at a cafe, but that wasn't Chicago. Yeah, yeah. This is gonna sound like a dumb question, but did the cats do comedy?

No. Hey, now you're very correct. That was a dumb question. Not a dumb question. That's my nose. Little kiddies stand up. Oh, I gotta see Aaron. I just wanna see 30 seconds of kiddies stand up.

I can now wait for you to hide for three days. And your owner's like, where is he? Did he get outside? And you keep hiding? Because you like to see your owner squirm? That makes you a cat. Thanks so much. That's my time.

I'm getting a little kiddie light in the back. See y'all later. All right. Oh, good, great job the back see all later. All right, oh good great job I love love that cat. All right, come it up next. You know from sneplic special. It's Dave Chappelle. That's this lineup. That's the lineup today How are you? I don't know. I don't see your day. I gotta see you're gonna say another animal.

Nope. Oh, bad. Dave's propel goes to those cat stand-up clubs just so we can workshop his real edgy stuff. I love the idea of someone being like, hey, mittens, you're a cat, you're gonna do stand-up. Really? You're gonna open for Dave's Chappelle.

Oh, fuck. No, I like the other way. Hey, Dave, we're bumping you for a second. We got that mittens. It's gonna go up into type five. I mean, if a cat talked, I think even Dave's your propel, I'd be like, I want that other way. Hey Dave, we're bumping you for a second. We get that, Minton's just gonna go up and do type five. I mean, if we're cat talk, I think even Dave should probably be like, I want that cat on my show. Yeah, let the cat do it.

I love also that the cat got its light in the back and probably just ran off and chased it. Can't chase the back wall. I mean, you lose against the back wall. I don't think I would do yoga with puppies. I guess I don't get, I don't know if they have like the goat yoga where they stand like goats on you and stuff. What's the purpose of it?

It's fun. Is it just fun? Like for Instagram? I think Demi's 100% right. It's a photo op. Yeah, I want to focus on puppies if I want to be with a puppy. Right. Focus on yoga if I want to do yoga.

When I'm working out, I'm only thinking about one thing. Do not shit your pants. And gains. Chris Gaines. Gaines and Brooks So the the riddle we're gonna do with this sort of puzzle we're going to do is I want the three of you to work together Okay, Aaron's falling asleep. No, I'm just I was the three of you to work together and you need to name ten bands Through any time period that have an animal in their name

Okay, can I ask a question and this will burn it, but I want to know in their name. Okay, can I ask a question? And this will burn it, but I want to know, um, can it, would wings qualify? Because it's got the, okay? What animal's wings? I'm very mad. It's a kind of fish. It's a kind of fish. The wings fish. You've never eaten wings? Okay, good. I just want to know if like parts of animals, uh, qualified or has to be the animal. Okay. Okay. Okay. Steele panther. Yes. Okay. Okay, okay. Steel Panther. Yes. Okay. That's one. Black Cat Sabbath.

That's two. No, we're not giving you that. Oh boy. Def leopard. Def leopard two. So far Demi has two, you have zero. First, we're working together. You just said.

Obviously, it's revolving. The yard birds, the beetles. The beetles. Beals to me is like the biggest one. So you have four. The monkeys, five. I've got five, y'all. Wow.

You're so good at this. You're moving so fast. To be fair, Demi, Jace did have black cat, Sabbath, what was that? Black cat, Sabbath. Do you count Dave Matthews' bands? I've seen that man shred. He's an animal, fair.

I recently, when, you know what, I might have been high, okay? So I was on YouTube and I was looking up all the time there was a musical guest on Sesame Street. And you should look up Dave Matthews because I was like, okay, I'll watch the Dave Matthews one. Two seconds in and I was sobbing. What? Oh my God, I cried so hard at Dave Matthews.

What's Sesame Street? Gosh, I'm doing it. Hi. Yeah. It was Dave. cried so hard. You've got me. Why does it have to be street? Crash! Do me! Yeah. Um, it was, uh, Dave, do you want to sing about what happens to you every day? You wake up in the morning. Uh, you put on some clothes.

I think it's him and Grover and, uh, I don't want to spoil it, but it's basically talking about how it's okay to have feelings, but look it up. Dave, have you ever accidentally unleashed a bunch of shit over a bridge? Do you guys know about that story? In Chicago? Yeah, in Chicago, yeah. Wow, the birthplace.

And Chicago does not forgive him for that. Two more cat Stevens, cat power. Yes, fuck. That's seven. Rad attack. Rat? Yeah, we'll count that, isn't it? There's a snake one.

Is there? We'll count that, Erin. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no. Well, it's some sort of white snake. Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, And this run is going to be songs with animals in them. We'll do five of those, please. I'm like a bird. I'm like a bird in Elefortado. The bat dance. The bat dance. Prince. Blackbird. Blackbird. Just the original bat man soundtrack. Raki Rackoon. Katskratch Vever. Raki Rackoon. Raki Rackoon. Kiss from a seal. Kiss from a seal. Oh, we missed a seal. Oh, damn.

And now you have to do, so we did 10, we did five. Now we have to do two bands that have animal names in them that also sing a song with an animal in them. Beatles, Rocky Raccoon. Okay, that's one. Dan. What is the three dognites? You're all my whosable for you.

Three dognites. It's been a three dognites. And that's all I call for you. You're all I call for you. You're all I call for you. It's been a three dog night. And that's the monkeys. Just kidding. Bands, do you know these adults? Did you look these up ahead of time? No. How would I know?

I'm just trying to think of monkeys. Well, dumbed the monkeys have a song called the monkeys. Hey, where's the monkeys? There we go. That's two. Nice. Okay, yeah. Fuck. But I gotta say that Demi really led that charge. Yeah. Not that's two. Nell. Nice, okay, yeah. Fuck. But I gotta say that Demi really lived that charge.

Yeah. Not that last one. If this was Normandy, Demi would be dead. Oh, and it's good way. And you live in a church. I mean, you're gonna be dead in a good way. You'd be dead in a good way. Your family would never see you again.

In a good way. You'd be right at the top of the graveyard. Out of back. Out of back. I do wanna see a scene that's digging on. Grave, Yard, why would you say that? Based on the previous goose we're doing, I do want to see a scene that this is Sesame Streets and we have some amount of Sesame Street characters and some amount of musicians coming by, whoever

you want to play. But the musicians don't necessarily match the tone of the show. These are musicians who probably should not be on a kids' program. Oh, Mr. Elmo! Mr. Elmo, it's so exciting to meet the first musician today. Come on in! Oh my god, it's cool! It's cool!

That's what I was going to say anyway, anyway. Me. Mr. Elmo. So much crucify. Oh, me, Mr. Elmo, which Am much cruiser by Oh, me too Which ominous tunes are you in half? Right through the dick She almost goes in my butt

One, two pieces Of me sandwiched man Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh Cookie Monster is excited to meet the next musician I'm Cookie Monster Hello, it's me, Shunato Kana There's exciting music in the next musician. Ah, I'm Gokimaster. Hello, it's me, Shunato Kana. I have a picture of the St

What are you trying to do? I think she's saying that we should fight the world, I mean. St I think she's saying that we should fight the world, I mean. St I mean, it's not for whatever guess is not weird. Hey, right. Hey, y'all, are y'all ready for me? It's me, Uncle Cracker.

I don't know. It's me, anti-cracker. The Cracker Barrel band. We're shooting your songs together. Hey, game, play the pig, game. Tune in after a genius. 2T shirts for $20. I don't think you guys know

I love the idea of Gwarshoy Honestly, Gwarsh was the first one in my mind too. Yeah, I was like inappropriate. What what was the line from Empire Records where Mark yeah, but it wasn't it was like hey Mark now. You're gonna die. Yeah, yeah, Mark, Mark. He would have been. Yeah. But it wasn't, it was like, hey Mark, you're gonna die. Yeah. Yeah. I can't recommend going on YouTube and watching a bunch of musicians on Sesame Street enough.

It's a great rabbit hole to go down. Thank God you said it enough. I kinda think, we really liked Celine Dion on it and R.M. Nothing, everything Celine Dion does, I think, is flawless. I'm going to see her in April and make sure. Wow. Going to see Celine Dion. What are you going to wear? Oh, that would be great. Oh, I think, is flawless. I'm going to see her in April and make her look like, wow.

Going to see Celine Dion. What are you going to wear? Oh, that would be great. I'll buy a new outfit. Of course. She's worth it. Is she doing a residency? I feel like she's doing a tour where she stays in a place for a long time.

Yeah, I think she's going to be at the stable center or something for a while. She's doing a residency. She's going to be teaching a bunch of other doctors. How to. Oh, I just noticed it. Scrups. But let's grab on. So their hearts will go on. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She goes to every cardiology office. Your heart will go on. Thanks, Doc. Because you scrubbed me. Let's do one more riddle and then we'll call it a day. Fucking thank God. What are you doing this show? We don't know.

Demi, can we get a clean take if you say that again? Why do you do this show? And we're gonna put that before every episode. That was great. Right after this is a headgun podcast. What question can you never answer yes to? Let's see, we're gonna find out.

Is it worth it? Let me work, Miss Elliott. You can never answer yes to the question, how do you spell N or how do you say NL? What about what's your problem like, Maria? What's your favorite band? I love Frog Rock. Yes.

What question can you never answer yes to? This one Good answer. Do you do you just want one? Yes, too? Jesus what fuck you What question can you never answer yes to did I get close? Is that the question you're asked? Is that the answer or the question me answer? You can never say yes to this question Yeah, what question can you never answer yes to? The dress?

Have you been here before? This? Can you hear me now? Um, did I get close with what I said? What did you say? Um, like how do you say N-O? Uh, no. Or like how do you?

This has to do more with the states of the person who might answer? Oh, is this a Frenchman? You have been here before and that Do I make you Randy baby? Yeah, is it that? Do I make you all the baby which is of course what Stan Marsh His dad says constantly. I'm about is hey riddle riddle a good show. Yeah, you can never answer yes to that It's more about, I feel like we've given a lot of acceptable answers to this question. But not the right one. Wait, what the channel is the right one? The right one. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,

wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, You wouldn't answer anything. So it's not the use. Is this a question? No, but that is a good guess and also acceptable. So if someone asked you this question, you would say nothing to them. You would say nothing to them because you could. Can you tell me how to guess? Can you tell me? Oh, they're good. Fuck, no.

Find your own way. Is it, do you expect me to talk blow-filled? What is it? The answer is, are you asleep? Okay, well I could lie. I want to see one final scene. JPC Nattle, you're Demi's parents and Demi, you're coming into their room in the middle

of the night because you had a nightmare. Mommy. Yeah, please. Come with me. Come with me. Mommy, daddy, why are you quoting street fire? How do you get? How do you get? Mommy, I holy shit. Oh my tics like We're gonna go like cut that out

Jimmy your parents I was like all right, how do I fuck this like they weren't having sex they're just playing games or something and I We would never weren't having sex. They're just playing games or something. And I then you just were like, my day for like, Damit. We would never not be having sex. You guys, that's our Jimmy Pardo podcast. Never not having sex. Never having fucking. Never not.

That's amazing. Never. Demi, what do you, anything you want to plug? Oh, Star Wars. They, you watch it. Yeah. They, you watch it. Yeah. You love it. You give it a favorite?

Yeah, I like the last Jedi. Gotcha. Keep a favorite character. Love BB-8. Of the things that I do, I host a monthly show in LA, if you're ever in there called, Everything's Great.

Come on down, it's a Dynastie typewriter. Where I believe you guys have a show. Yeah. Yeah. Aside from that, yeah, I see Star Wars already. Yeah, you did. And you said the last Jedi. Yeah. Yeah. Aside from that, yeah. I see Star Wars already. Yeah.

And you said the last Jedi. Yeah. Last Jedi's a good one. Do whatever you want with those. Hell yeah, thank you. You're also my favorite Twitter presence. Oh, thank you. Oh, right.

Yeah, sorry. I'm at Shaq. I'm at Electroland. And I just want to say, I love all your dunks, all your blocks. Oh, thank you. They're really nice. I love your beef with Aaron Carter. I think it's so brave I want to plug I was on the flop house Check that out. We reviewed a movie called the fanatic, which is written and directed by Fred Durst,

starring John Travolta. It is the worst thing I've ever seen in my life, but once you start watching it, you can't stop. So please check out the font. It's like the ring. It's like the ring once you... Soon. Say Andy. You follow me on Twitter at GPsoFly. You can follow me on Instagram at Shark Parkman. I recently listened to like every episode of the anti-photopodcast. So that's a fun podcast if you want to get really into communism, really advise people to get that to listen. Ooh, follow me, Erin Keefe, 10 on Instagram,

and come see World News every Saturday at IO. We'll be there. And Erin, sometimes, who will be there? We'll be there, sometimes. We'll be there, sometimes. You're imagination. Yes, okay. Can you picture something in the sky?

Maybe it's in the sky and it's getting closer and closer? To. Maybe like a large thing that doesn't. Pillow with wings. Pillow with wings, yeah. No, it's my favorite smashing pumpkin. I have anybody want to vape? I'm going to go with Jupiter.

Bip, bip, bip, bip. Bye forever. Created by Apple Revival. Bye forever! And I'm only in the forest. Baby, no rhythm, no music, baby, no, Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Now rap for daddy. We have a segment called rap for daddy, which is where I do a game show. At any point I can say rap for daddy and they have to do a rhyming. Yeah, yeah. It's never good. I think that's even funnier.

But that song is ridiculous. Much better than Monster Mesh in the worst way. Aaron and Demi. Oh, one, two, three, four, five. Welcome to Aaron and Demi in the morning. At night. We talk in the morning at night. We talk about the mornings at night. Yes, not today morning tomorrow morning.

What's going on? How do you turn off the TV? TV's not on. Tomorrow morning. Where's that coming from? It's a radio show for tomorrow. We think you'll have coffee. That's right.

The TV's off and the radio's off, but the dog is just holding its mouth open. Aaron, what do you say is a wide open? Is tomorrow the apocalypse? We hope so. We hope so. Demi and Erin in the morning. And the morning at the apocalypse. We don't want to do this anymore.

How do I set you free? Do I have to rub the dog? We're locked in the contract. Casey put that post credits. Casey had a dog going, that is such a like. Okay, we we're good. It's always when a mom and dad are kissing. Yeah, it's like, oh, the kids can't see this.

That was a hit gun podcast. Hitgun Podcast.